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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2275 on: December 21, 2022, 07:56:35 PM »
Fuck cats!

Is that Christmas Vacation? I have never watched that movie in my life. I can't stand Chevy Chase.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2276 on: December 21, 2022, 07:59:52 PM »
Fuck cats!

Is that Christmas Vacation? I have never watched that movie in my life. I can't stand Chevy Chase.

 :omg:  Woah!  Yeah, that's the one.  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2277 on: December 21, 2022, 08:12:31 PM »
Fuck cats!

Is that Christmas Vacation? I have never watched that movie in my life. I can't stand Chevy Chase.

Must be weak, allergic to cats. Pussy.


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2278 on: December 21, 2022, 09:54:50 PM »
Fuck cats!

Is that Christmas Vacation? I have never watched that movie in my life. I can't stand Chevy Chase.

 :omg:  Woah!  Yeah, that's the one.  :lol

You can't honestly be surprised!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2279 on: December 22, 2022, 04:16:51 AM »
Fuck cats!

Is that Christmas Vacation? I have never watched that movie in my life. I can't stand Chevy Chase.

 :omg:  Woah!  Yeah, that's the one.  :lol

You can't honestly be surprised!

 :lol  Fair call!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2280 on: December 22, 2022, 07:39:25 AM »
That damn movie never gets old.  So good.

I actually like the scene before when they arrive at the house and the cat is in the box.  Chevy holding that box as it moves makes me laugh every single time.

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« Reply #2281 on: December 22, 2022, 09:26:02 AM »
Fuck cats!

Is that Christmas Vacation? I have never watched that movie in my life. I can't stand Chevy Chase.

 :omg:  Woah!  Yeah, that's the one.  :lol

Wait...the picture of the cat and the Christmas tree are from Christmas vacation?  I'm so confused.

And yeah... Tim, you're not missing anything with Christmas Vacation.  The movie blows.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2282 on: December 22, 2022, 02:29:11 PM »
That damn movie never gets old.  So good.

I actually like the scene before when they arrive at the house and the cat is in the box.  Chevy holding that box as it moves makes me laugh every single time.

There's just so many great moments in that movie.  Randy Quaid is an unsung hero in that movie.  Him kicking Chevy's boss up the ass wrapped in a bow while walking up the driveway is golden.  The 'shitter was full' line gets me everytime too.



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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2283 on: December 23, 2022, 03:04:44 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2284 on: December 23, 2022, 03:32:40 PM »
That damn movie never gets old.  So good.

I actually like the scene before when they arrive at the house and the cat is in the box.  Chevy holding that box as it moves makes me laugh every single time.

There's just so many great moments in that movie.  Randy Quaid is an unsung hero in that movie.  Him kicking Chevy's boss up the ass wrapped in a bow while walking up the driveway is golden.  The 'shitter was full' line gets me everytime too.



Aw yeah! Also the cops reaction in the end: "if I had a rubber hose.." :D
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2285 on: December 23, 2022, 03:34:17 PM »
That damn movie never gets old.  So good.

I actually like the scene before when they arrive at the house and the cat is in the box.  Chevy holding that box as it moves makes me laugh every single time.

There's just so many great moments in that movie.  Randy Quaid is an unsung hero in that movie.  Him kicking Chevy's boss up the ass wrapped in a bow while walking up the driveway is golden.  The 'shitter was full' line gets me everytime too.



There was a news blurb of a house in Florida that had a life size version of this as an Xmas lawn decoration, and a neighbor called the police cause they felt it was indecent  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2286 on: December 23, 2022, 03:42:23 PM »
Anything Chevy Chase has been in since the 1980s has been indecent.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2287 on: December 23, 2022, 06:41:20 PM »
That damn movie never gets old.  So good.

I actually like the scene before when they arrive at the house and the cat is in the box.  Chevy holding that box as it moves makes me laugh every single time.

There's just so many great moments in that movie.  Randy Quaid is an unsung hero in that movie.  Him kicking Chevy's boss up the ass wrapped in a bow while walking up the driveway is golden.  The 'shitter was full' line gets me everytime too.



There was a news blurb of a house in Florida that had a life size version of this as an Xmas lawn decoration, and a neighbor called the police cause they felt it was indecent  :lol

 :lol  Fucking outstanding!!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2288 on: December 25, 2022, 02:29:51 AM »
Guess what movie is on TV right now while I down some XMas scotch?!   :metal
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2289 on: December 25, 2022, 04:02:15 AM »
Guess what movie is on TV right now while I down some XMas scotch?!   :metal

Die Hard?   :lol
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2290 on: December 25, 2022, 04:17:25 AM »
Guess what movie is on TV right now while I down some XMas scotch?!   :metal

Die Hard?   :lol

No, but  :metal :metal :metal

Now Christmas Vacation is followed up with Vegas Vacation........time for bed I think.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2292 on: December 25, 2022, 06:59:22 AM »
:lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2293 on: December 29, 2022, 07:49:03 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2294 on: December 29, 2022, 10:39:59 PM »
 :lol :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2295 on: January 04, 2023, 08:32:10 AM »
My first dump of the year.













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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2296 on: January 04, 2023, 08:46:05 AM »
The "DNA" one got a laugh out loud.   

I need that last one with my face photoshopped in; I've lived that experience too many times to count.  :) :) :)

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2297 on: January 04, 2023, 09:05:05 AM »
:clap: to all the above.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2298 on: January 04, 2023, 09:07:02 AM »


Zydar's dumps never disappoint.

That's what his bathroom says.

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« Reply #2299 on: January 04, 2023, 09:29:53 AM »
The "DNA" one got a laugh out loud.   

I need that last one with my face photoshopped in; I've lived that experience too many times to count.  :) :) :)

You mean that's NOT you?   :biggrin:


I liked the "sarchasm" one.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2300 on: January 04, 2023, 10:07:41 AM »
I need that last one with my face photoshopped in; I've lived that experience too many times to count.  :) :) :)

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« Reply #2301 on: January 04, 2023, 10:13:31 AM »
I need that last one with my face photoshopped in; I've lived that experience too many times to count.  :) :) :)


:lol :rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2302 on: January 04, 2023, 10:31:02 AM »
 :omg: :rollin

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2303 on: January 04, 2023, 10:38:37 AM »
Zydar just won the internet today.
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« Reply #2304 on: January 04, 2023, 10:41:11 AM »
I need that last one with my face photoshopped in; I've lived that experience too many times to count.  :) :) :)



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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2305 on: January 04, 2023, 10:44:45 AM »
 :lol :lol :lol
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« Reply #2306 on: January 04, 2023, 02:59:51 PM »
361 days left in the year, and how that one will be topped….. :lol :tup :hefdaddy :hefdaddy
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« Reply #2307 on: January 04, 2023, 09:02:54 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2308 on: January 04, 2023, 09:13:24 PM »



Ahh the good ole days...

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2309 on: January 05, 2023, 06:17:42 AM »
I am speechless; thank you, my friend.   :)