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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3570 on: January 22, 2024, 10:41:56 AM »
Desperate not to have a record of this accident that would certainly get him expelled from the MIB Academy......Sam Wiley asks the two drivers of the car he rear ended to look at the camera and smile.......
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3571 on: January 22, 2024, 08:02:17 PM »
...talk about crashing a selfie.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3572 on: January 22, 2024, 08:02:47 PM »
Why I'll never use Doordash.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3573 on: January 23, 2024, 05:06:54 AM »
PLAGIARISM!!!!

Last winter, three Mexicans in a Toyota cornholed her on the interstate and barely left a mark.

One can't plagiarise oneself.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3574 on: January 24, 2024, 01:05:53 AM »
Outstanding work, gents, even though I realise the pic wasn't particulatly inspiring. Gregg was as close as you can be, but ultimately this one sounded perfect:

"And that, kids, is how I met your father"

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3575 on: January 24, 2024, 05:04:55 AM »
My entry wasn't a very serious attempt, more of an inside joke for me, Gary, Chad, and GuitarCozmo (if he were still around here).
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3576 on: January 24, 2024, 05:10:15 AM »
My entry wasn't a very serious attempt, more of an inside joke for me, Gary, Chad, and GuitarCozmo (if he were still around here).

But it worked so gloriously!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3577 on: February 12, 2024, 01:41:25 PM »
The accident has cleared and the folks involved have died of old age.....waiting on a winner for the round
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3578 on: February 12, 2024, 01:57:15 PM »
Outstanding work, gents, even though I realise the pic wasn't particulatly inspiring. Gregg was as close as you can be, but ultimately this one sounded perfect:

"And that, kids, is how I met your father"

Tour turn, V-Mad!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3579 on: February 12, 2024, 02:57:27 PM »
That's the danger of choosing a winner with 1, 2 or in this case zero wins.....they're probably just random fly by or drop in folks.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3580 on: February 12, 2024, 03:02:37 PM »
My fault. I forgot to notify the winner. PMing now.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3581 on: February 12, 2024, 03:28:11 PM »
Sorry gents, forgot to check back on this thread.

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Adami - 32
DragonAttack - 31
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3582 on: February 12, 2024, 03:34:05 PM »
That's a flagrant.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3583 on: February 12, 2024, 04:59:23 PM »
'Damn, I can't believe how big this guys balls are!!'
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3584 on: February 12, 2024, 05:03:22 PM »
Leads the league for points in the taint.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3585 on: February 12, 2024, 06:54:05 PM »
When the ball rolling around the rim takes on a whole new meaning
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3586 on: February 12, 2024, 06:57:08 PM »
It's a boy!!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3587 on: February 12, 2024, 06:57:28 PM »
White Men Can't Hump
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3588 on: February 12, 2024, 07:10:28 PM »
Two Guys, One Ball.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3589 on: February 12, 2024, 08:02:18 PM »
Dwight Gooden had how many strikeouts in 1984?!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3590 on: February 13, 2024, 02:36:22 AM »
Not how the back door play was drawn up.
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3591 on: February 13, 2024, 03:43:09 AM »
Applying some strong side D.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3592 on: February 13, 2024, 04:07:17 AM »
That's a Big Al!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3593 on: February 13, 2024, 03:57:15 PM »
White Men Can't Hump

We have a winner,

You're up sir.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3594 on: February 13, 2024, 04:14:46 PM »


NFL:
Kingshmegland - 150
gmillerdrake - 119
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 89
Tick - 76
TAC-73
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
DragonAttack - 31
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC – 30

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LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10

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Ariich, chkptpie - 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 , Indiscipline – 7
vtgrad - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose, hefdaddy42 - 5
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3595 on: February 13, 2024, 04:16:56 PM »
Time to move that priest to another parish.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3596 on: February 13, 2024, 04:27:13 PM »
'Love, just don't stare'
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3597 on: February 14, 2024, 09:15:47 AM »
(damn.....and Mom told me that priests didn't fart...)
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3598 on: February 14, 2024, 12:44:08 PM »
The congregation prepares to receive the eucharist, while the acolyte prepares to receive something else most likely.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3599 on: February 14, 2024, 03:26:03 PM »
Oh shit, I forgot to trim my nails this morning!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3600 on: February 15, 2024, 12:05:59 AM »
Dwight Gooden had how many strikeouts in 1984?!

 :rollin

Nicely done! Thanks for the memory. 
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3601 on: February 17, 2024, 09:09:06 AM »
Time to move that priest to another parish.

Winnah!!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3602 on: February 17, 2024, 02:15:12 PM »
NFL:
Kingshmegland - 151
gmillerdrake - 119
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 89
Tick - 76
TAC-73
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
DragonAttack - 31
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC – 30

NBA:
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10

Little League:
Xanthul - 9
Ariich, chkptpie - 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 , Indiscipline – 7
vtgrad - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose, hefdaddy42 - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150. Splent Soupytwist - 2


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3603 on: February 17, 2024, 02:17:43 PM »
And go!

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3604 on: February 17, 2024, 03:40:34 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol