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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3465 on: March 19, 2020, 03:31:39 PM »
Hey little girl, let me show you the ropes.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3466 on: March 20, 2020, 06:11:14 PM »
Dr. Ruth: "This is a penis."
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3467 on: March 24, 2020, 06:40:30 PM »
Will there be a winner soon? I can't hold this forever.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3468 on: March 24, 2020, 06:42:38 PM »
Will there be a winner soon? I can't hold this forever.

 :lol   That’ll take it Tim  :lol

You’re up  :tup
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3469 on: March 24, 2020, 06:46:12 PM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3470 on: March 25, 2020, 10:21:10 PM »
This week on My Mormon Life.
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I peed next to Ian Mosley and Mark Kelly
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3471 on: March 26, 2020, 05:47:51 AM »
Seconds earlier ... "Will you shut up for one second Reggie, so we can get this photo for our application to Maury Povich!"

TLC promo shot for the pilot of Mama/Daughter Wives
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3472 on: April 07, 2020, 10:26:36 AM »
A new advancement in technology allows you to see what 'beer goggles' projected into Jeff's mind (far left) and what Sheila (middle) actually looked like the night Jeff was celebrating his $1500 scratch off ticket win.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3473 on: April 21, 2020, 10:12:10 AM »
Shortly after his wife delivered, this West Virginia man says he has doubts about who baby's mother actually is, seein' as he was also frequently enjoying "family time" with his sister (far left)

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3474 on: May 06, 2020, 11:52:43 PM »
The middle lady was three weeks pregnant when the pic was posted.......say ‘hi’ to Caleb.....he’s a month old now.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3475 on: May 07, 2020, 04:55:38 AM »
While Tim was away playing a 24 hour schedule of roulettes, his wife found a soul-mate at the Covid-19 clinic. And a baby!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3476 on: May 08, 2020, 09:38:48 AM »
On the next episode of Jerry Springer:

Jerry: "Joe Bob, from West Virginia, are you the father of this baby?"

Joe Bob: "Hell naw, Jerry!  Why would I cheat on that'un, with this'un?"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3477 on: May 28, 2020, 01:43:23 PM »
"I fuck the one on the far left most every night. I fuck the one in the middle every once in awhile when I want another kid"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3478 on: June 02, 2020, 07:21:39 PM »
I have neglected the hell out of this thread.


"I fuck the one on the far left most every night. I fuck the one in the middle every once in awhile when I want another kid"

You're up Tick!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3479 on: June 20, 2020, 08:39:36 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3480 on: June 20, 2020, 08:40:30 AM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3481 on: June 20, 2020, 09:20:25 AM »
“Well boomer, you did say nobody should get participation trophies...”

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“And the award for the most lit failed hanging goes to...”
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3482 on: June 20, 2020, 04:12:15 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3483 on: June 20, 2020, 04:59:21 PM »
Statue Lives Matter
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3484 on: June 20, 2020, 08:43:40 PM »
It was then that Randy regretted showing up for his Statue street performer gig on the same Block as the local protest
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3485 on: June 21, 2020, 04:51:56 AM »
$29,000 ER bill for a broken toe in 3 ... 2.... 1....
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3486 on: June 25, 2020, 06:32:08 AM »
Living Statue street performer stays in character, is torn down, kicked to death and put into storage.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3487 on: June 25, 2020, 06:50:38 AM »
What's the statue of limitations for vandalism?

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3488 on: June 26, 2020, 09:14:10 AM »
Hootie and the Blowfish fans are crazy!  :metal
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3489 on: June 26, 2020, 09:18:20 AM »
When someone in the crowd yelled out, "It was the guy in the blue shirt that grabbed your ass!" Bob's quick thinking and shouting, "No! It was the statue! I saw him do it!" Just might have saved his life...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3490 on: June 27, 2020, 11:40:29 AM »
Hootie and the Blowfish fans are crazy!  :metal
I was scrolling reading the entries and when I came to this one I started to laugh!  :lol
So this is the one! :tup
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3491 on: August 10, 2020, 05:37:54 AM »
Only took me a month and a half to post this for Tempus. Better late than never.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3492 on: August 10, 2020, 06:39:58 AM »
Black Lines Matter
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3493 on: August 10, 2020, 03:36:10 PM »
This picture really crosses the line
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3494 on: August 10, 2020, 03:39:18 PM »
Kanye West navigates Kim Kardashian's g-string.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3495 on: August 10, 2020, 06:33:44 PM »
Slingshot Warrior
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3496 on: August 11, 2020, 05:50:11 AM »
Shooting the submission video for "So You Think You Can Tightrope"

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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3497 on: August 11, 2020, 12:03:33 PM »
This dude really hates snakes.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3498 on: August 11, 2020, 05:54:54 PM »
"This is the thin line between love and hate. The line behind me, you don't cross"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3499 on: August 11, 2020, 09:12:07 PM »
White men can't balance.
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