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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: TAC on January 31, 2017, 03:35:29 PM
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The new thread!!!!
Chocolate Chip
Kingshmegland - 136
gmillerdrake - 88
TempusVox- 84
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
TAC - 34
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 16
Cool Chris - 15
Sugar
DragonAttack - 14
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Podaar - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Oatmeal Raisin
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First new pic of the thread:
(https://www.bajiroo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/funny-drunk-man-playing-with-doll-pics.jpg)
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First new pic of the thread:
(https://www.bajiroo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/funny-drunk-man-playing-with-doll-pics.jpg)
Just like the Cleveland Browns' first pick of the upcoming draft - broken and invisible. ;)
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Off to a roaring start here...
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Tim has always been small down below.
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He had his cake and ate it too.
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Tim has always been small down below.
I saw that. ;)
True story..we once had this salesman at our house. We introduced ourselves and after his spiel, he sits down at our table and says to me, "Now how do you spell your first name?"
I'm like, "My name is Tim."
WTF?
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:lol. Caught!
Some call me..........Tim?
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Weird, I couldn't see the link but now it is visible.
Seeing such a small ass made Jamal facepalm himself so hard he knocked himself out.
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And now the link is not visible.
(hey, I feel left out and discriminated against)
[oy.....it's like Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles in front of a green screen]
oh, you're so big
get your hand off of that
put it in 'here'
Drew says: "Yes, you are a Hoover vacuum salesman."
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You can't see the link?
OK, let me post a new more appropriate picture!
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wrbSgslhKv0/hqdefault.jpg)
Can you guys see this?
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Ok, since a few of you couldn't see the first pic, I reposted another yesterday.
Yesterday!
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Don't lose your head over it Tim.
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Ray Ray spent most of his career jumping from team to team due to never being able to remember the correct routes to run...
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This proves the Steelers did steroids.
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That'll be a 15 yard penalty on the defense for unsportsmanlike conduct - decapitating the passer.
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How do we undo the superglue?
Okay, on three we pull back really hard. One. Two. Three. Oops...
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FUMBLE!
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Tom Brady was suspended an additional four games for this hit.
"Man, Jenkins, when I said to go out there and take his head off, I didn't mean you *literally* do it..."
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After hiding their heads in shame for decades, the 2008 Lions went one step further.
The equipment manager for Sleepy Hollow always had problems with one particular player.
Damnit, Wilson, get your head in the game!
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.....
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Let's wrap this up.
This proves the Steelers did steroids.
Very nice. You're up, Joe!
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Here you go!
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/funny-stupid-people-images-pictures-bajiroo-fun-photo-gallery-world-27_zpsv4ndvsff.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/funny-stupid-people-images-pictures-bajiroo-fun-photo-gallery-world-27_zpsv4ndvsff.jpg.html)
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The prototype Sitmill 3000
'Darnit, where's the remote?'
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N.E. Patriots
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 88
TempusVox- 84
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
TAC - 34
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 16
Cool Chris - 15
Denver Broncos
DragonAttack - 14
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Podaar - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Cleveland Browns
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After psyching herself out, Judy pulled the trigger on choosing Speed 10.
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At the Walmart fitness center.
Judy hit the panic stop button as soon as she felt that she was actually exercising.
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Despite all appearances, those aren't treadmills but rather scales for livestock.
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Diabetes can lead to confusion, so it was quite a site when Mary cranked up the incline in lieu of the speed.
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Unable to actually find the spot to place her dildo, Wilma climbed aboard the new Virtual Reality Vibrator.
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PREPARE SHIP....for LUDICROUS SPEED....!!!!
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January 3rd at a local Planet Fitness.
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Can somebody turn this on for me? Anybody?
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Does this thing get Oprah?
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Tammys doctor said she needed more iron in here diet, so she chose one large dose of irony.
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Fuck you Jillian Michaels!
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/funny-stupid-people-images-pictures-bajiroo-fun-photo-gallery-world-27_zpsv4ndvsff.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/funny-stupid-people-images-pictures-bajiroo-fun-photo-gallery-world-27_zpsv4ndvsff.jpg.html)
He said his name is King Shmegland. When he arrives, can you let him know I'm in the treadmill room?
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2017 Falcons training camp inspirational poster....
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Need more folks!!!
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Planet Fatness
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"Fuck this shit, I'm going to get some Oreo's."
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One wrong step and she'll be doing the electric slide...
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What it's like to sit here waiting for the Random Caption winner to be announced.
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Sooner or later that lady is going to leave and that picture will lack meaning.
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Bobby Jo....the local Tennessee Valley leader of the Tea Party takes their motto "Don't Tread On Me" literally....and applies it to all aspects of her life...
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Which happens first? This chick gets laid or Kingshmegland picks a winner?
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Which happens first? This chick gets laid or Kingshmegland picks a winner?
Well if you guys weren't so lame. :biggrin:
Despite all appearances, those aren't treadmills but rather scales for livestock.
Mean and funny. Winna!
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Excellent! Thank you!
PlayStation
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 88
TempusVox- 84
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
TAC - 34
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 16
Cool Chris - 15
N64
DragonAttack - 14
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Podaar - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Dreamcast
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Next pic:
(https://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e316/snowdogg80/IMG_3467_zpsvvw8whqp.jpg)
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"Oh, I'm in Artillery and that's okay...I plays all night and I fights all day!"
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Have you ever had that 'not so fresh' feeling?
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Which happens first? This chick gets laid or Kingshmegland picks a winner?
Well if you guys weren't so lame. :biggrin:
Despite all appearances, those aren't treadmills but rather scales for livestock.
Mean and funny. Winna!
We all can't be you, King!
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Don't ask, don't tell (but they feel frickin great!)
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This is my rifle, these are my buns, one is for fighting, the others for fun!
This is my ass. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My ass is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
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My gun is pink as well. Wanna see?
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Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.
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North Korea practices getting their ass kicked.
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President Trump signs Executive Order that the Military must wear the Ivanka line of military fashion.
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Always looking to consolidate supplies.....the Military now issues edible underwear to provide yet one more transportable MRE.
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Don't fire until you see the pinks of their asses.
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The U.S. Marines decision to participate in Cervical Cancer Awareness Month was poorly executed when first they rolled out their "Toys for Twats" program; followed by the ill conceived, "Pink Panties" strategy.
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This is my rifle, these are my buns, one is for fighting, the others for fun!
This is my ass. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My ass is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Both of these got me. Winner!
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Nerds
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 88
TempusVox- 84
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
TAC - 34
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 16
Cool Chris - 16
Geeks
DragonAttack - 14
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Podaar - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Dorks
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(https://www.standbyformindcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Revenge-of-the-Nerds-1984-revenge-of-the-nerds-11734141-950-534.jpg)
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The Mormon Tabernacle Choirs "80's Night" wasn't quite what church leaders expected.
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What really happens at my Masonic Lodge.
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"Fraternity Rush Week" at the City College of San Francisco.
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Now that Trump is President, it'll be the last time that Puerto Rican will take an American job!!
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Scientology...Its not for light weights
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MP's new project: Nerd Allegiance.
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This one time....at band camp.....
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Now that Trump is President, it'll be the last time that Puerto Rican will take an American job!!
I don't even know what this means!
The Mormon Tabernacle Choirs "80's Night" wasn't quite what church leaders expected.
But this one wins!
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Thanks.
Hey Gang.. My father in law passed away yesterday. I'm traveling and there is no way I can attend to this for the next several days. Can someone help me out here? Thanks.
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Thanks.
Hey Gang.. My father in law passed away yesterday. I'm traveling and there is no way I can attend to this for the next several days. Can someone help me out here? Thanks.
So sorry Temp. I'll put one up
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I give you, a humble man...
(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/ef9793fa2306580b6773b63626cc38be.jpg)
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Sorry to hear that Temp!
Oh, and Tick, this is the Caption thread, NOT the Post Your Picture thread!
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Thanks.
Hey Gang.. My father in law passed away yesterday. I'm traveling and there is no way I can attend to this for the next several days. Can someone help me out here? Thanks.
Temp, so sorry for your loss.
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Sorry to hear that Temp!
Oh, and Tick, this is the Caption thread, NOT the Post Your Picture thread!
I took this from a female Facebook friend who posts these ridiculous pics of her boyfriend. I said, yeah I can have fun with this one.
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WAIT! WHERES MY TRAMP STAMP?
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I AM CORNHOLIO!
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Backstage at the Douchebag Of The Year Awards.
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'I had to take this on my 'underwear, day two' routine, when they're inside out.' :facepalm:
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That douche is as bland as his shower curtain.
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The Bathroom Sink Stick Up Gang strikes yet again.
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'I had to take this on my 'underwear, day two' routine, when they're inside out.' :facepalm:
:lol :rollin
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This gun show is so tantilizing you have to watch it in the mirror.
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'I had to take this on my 'underwear, day two' routine, when they're inside out.' :facepalm:
If I'm picking a winner for TV then this is it! Seriously made me laugh. :tup
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I'll post something in a couple of hours, if there are no objections. (kind of a bittersweet win if it stands)
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I'll post something in a couple of hours, if there are no objections. (kind of a bittersweet win if it stands)
Why, is it Day 2 for you too? ;D
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:lol
(I just want to make sure it's OK)
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My first entry as the low person of the 'upper echelon'. Updated TempusVox's total.
SON AND DAUGHTER
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 88
TempusVox- 85
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
TAC - 34
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 16
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 15
FATHER TO SON
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Podaar - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
HANG ON IN THERE
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(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f_pWGB6oczQ/TamQ_CbmeDI/AAAAAAAAEAQ/LapLT5wkCWE/s1600/tmkdw.jpg)
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Obviously a couple of contestants from the fashion show getting a bite before the event starts.
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I'd love to see the female side of the building.
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I hope that's mayo on those hot dogs and not something else...
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Man I love that position.
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Man I love that position.
Yeah, the position of ordering a hot dog maybe! ;D
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"Hot dogs? No, we don't have no hot dogs! We sell anal toys for when you're lying on your side and have mustard on your butt. Where did you ever get THAT idea?!"
Suddenly I have to take a dump...
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Um..I'd like to order the #2.
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Man I love that position.
Yeah, the position of ordering a hot dog maybe! ;D
Use your perverted mind for once old man!
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Reminds me of the time I drank a whiskey all night with a team of Special Forces Soldiers who had been deployed for a three years. Still got a hitch in my step.....
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Kids meal comes with a choice of beads or plug.
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Excuse me waiter, my Mustard tastes a bit salty?
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...oh, and super size it.
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I'm wondering what the front door of this establishment looks like, as I love the back door (ya got nothin' to lose).....
anyhoo
Kids meal comes with a choice of beads or plug.
Got me! gmiller, you're up
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Why Thanks Joe :metal
The Gifted Few
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 89
TempusVox- 85
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
TAC - 34
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 16
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 15
Those on the Path to Glory
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Podaar - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
please return to testicle
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Next Pic:
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/5EBC8ABF-9F9F-47D9-A7EC-D90BA82E0A31.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/5EBC8ABF-9F9F-47D9-A7EC-D90BA82E0A31.jpg.html)
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Not pictured: their disappointed parents
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"Hey, you guys want to play with my Wii after this?"
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Celebrating a weekend out of their parents' basements, Blues' fans gather for some EA Sports NHL 2017 ;)
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After concert picture from Cruise To The Edge.
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Nerd Camping 101.
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I can already tell you this is going to be impossible to pick a winner......everyone of these has given me quite the chuckle.
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I call Peach!
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/5EBC8ABF-9F9F-47D9-A7EC-D90BA82E0A31.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/5EBC8ABF-9F9F-47D9-A7EC-D90BA82E0A31.jpg.html)
"I want to listen to Power Windows"
"Too bad, we're listening to Grace Under Pressure" *
*Actual conversation recorded in Kingshmegland's basement.
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"I've got my sights on the enemy! Quick, Timmy cover my rear, Eddie, you and Vern watch my flanks."
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Dare Dorm done wrong.
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The 70,000 Tonnes of Prog Rock Cruise in between acts..........wild.
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Not pictured: their disappointed parents
Right out of the gate this one got me good :lol
You're up Count....
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Damnit, bet if I'd just gone with 'Celebrating a weekend out of their parents' basements,
Blues' Blackhawks (RedWings?) fans gather for some EA Sports NHL 2017'........
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Thanks man! Sorry for the delay in posting. I wasn't home at all yesterday.
Taste of Paradise
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 89
TempusVox- 85
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
TAC - 34
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 15
Taste of Success
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Podaar - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Taste of Feet
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Spock's younger brother Speck has a whole different outlook on life.....
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Blaze Bayley's new video.
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How do you like......them..........apples?
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The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
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Seen here in its natural environment, the Cunnilingus Creature seeks its next victim.
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Danko Jones looks more fucked up every day.
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Seen here in its natural environment, the Cunnilingus Creature seeks its next victim.
This one made me laugh more than it should have. Winner!
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^
So often, I see a response and then go 'why bother....wish I'd thought of that'. :D
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Sweet....Thanks!
Cookin' with Gas
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 90
TempusVox- 85
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
TAC - 34
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 15
I have a Ferro Rod
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Podaar - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Can't Start A Fire Without a Spark
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..and this one's for being a pussy.
..and this one's for being a wuss.
...and this one is my 80's Rush pin.
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While packing for the Cruise to the Edge vacation, Eddie made sure to bring clothes to impress the three women on board.
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Despite all of his Scouting success, Karl would never get his "decent haircut " badge.
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Jordan Spieth moonlighting as a ball mark hawker.
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Social Media Solves Another Crime
-East Bumfuck, OK
It had seemed that the bludgeoning of East Bumfuck Boy Scout Troop 820 would go unsolved forever. That is until a picture with what appeared to be their stolen badges appeared on the Facebook page of former troop member Will "Willie" Williams.
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He might have been a Star scout, he might have his Eagle now, but I'd bet $20 he never had a Life...
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Loves Cracker Jacks.
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He's gotten awards for everything but the one thing he can't get is laid.
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"You can't see it but my penis in immersed in a bowl of jello at the moment."
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When he get's to work at Chotchkies, Bronson is so going to put Brian's 37 pieces of flair to shame.
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When he get's to work at Chotchkies, Bronson is so going to put Brian's 37 pieces of flair to shame.
:lol Take it Gregg! Winna!
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Well, that was unexpected. Thanks, Gary!
Peter Gibbons
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 90
TempusVox- 85
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
TAC - 34
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 15
Milton Waddams
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Podaar - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Bill Lumbergh
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Your next pic:
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Founding members of the Hell's Little Angels tricycle gang.
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..
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What happens when you allow Mike Portnoy to babysit over a weekend.
:lol
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They be chillin' in the crib.
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Childhood photo of lifelong friends, Flea and Connor McGregor.
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'Where zah bitches at?'
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Rollin down the street, eatin' Gogurts, sippin on apple juice..
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Is that a load of $hit in your diaper or are you just happy to see me?
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Lifetime's new pilot ... The REAL Sons of Anarchy.
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"Yeah bitch! This is Day Care ink! We did our time...what of it?!?"
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"Fuck 'Time Out'"
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We come from the hood. Motherhood.
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"Yeah bitch! This is Day Care ink! We did our time...what of it?!?"
Winna! Take it away, TV.
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Wow! Thank you!
The Standings
Bubbles
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 90
TempusVox- 86
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
TAC - 34
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 15
Ricky
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Podaar - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Cyrus (Cause ...Fuck Off! They got work to do!)
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Home security by Bubbles and Ricky.
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I bet his parents are pretty pissed that he trashed their basement like that...
"Uh oh... I'm going to have diarrhea again... Mom! Bathroom! Bathroom!"
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Man look at that pile of trash. Why would he get a Dell?
I hope he remembers that isn't iced tea in the bottle.
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Jingle Boy needs a job.
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Declassified photo of Hillary Clintons private server station.
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I'm just glad we can't see the pile of used Depends underneath the computer table.
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Trump's secret Twitter space.
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It ain't no joke in the Tempus Vox office when he's on a deadline to provide his next greatest novel......
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DTF doesn't just happen, you know.
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Your latest pic:
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/trash1_zpssqwgco93.jpg) (https://s47.photobucket.com/user/udubm/media/trash1_zpssqwgco93.jpg.html)
Fuck! Where are my keys?
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And here, we see a vivid recreation of the YouTube commenter's natural habitat.
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Not a caption, but amidst all that unhealthy crap are things of yogurt. What do you call those things yogurt comes in, anyway?
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I am so disgusted that an adult man would have Transformer toys on his desk! Grow up!
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Not a caption, but amidst all that unhealthy crap are things of yogurt. What do you call those things yogurt comes in, anyway?
I'm more concerned with the bottles of PowerAde appearing to have urine in them.
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I am so disgusted that an adult man would have Transformer toys on his desk! Grow up!
You just insulted half of DTF!
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I am so disgusted that an adult man would have Transformer toys on his desk! Grow up!
You just insulted half of DTF!
What if it's a vintage 1985 Optimus Prime? :lol
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I am so disgusted that an adult man would have Transformer toys on his desk! Grow up!
You just insulted half of DTF!
Bonus! I was just hoping for Blob.
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You want to hit him low ask him for a picture of him in sunlight.
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That's disgusting.........chocolate Yoplait yogurt?
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"Honey, have you seen my bible?"
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What I imagined SuperDude's home works pace to resemble....
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DTF doesn't just happen, you know.
Winner!!!!! Yer up!
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Bigly
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 90
TempusVox- 86
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
TAC - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 15
Wiretapped
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Podaar - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Fake news
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(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jXu6FKSV1KQ/hqdefault.jpg)
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Ram Tough.
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FORDS new 2 Ton truck
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I bet that truck can haul ass.
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We're off to a :rollin start!
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This truck will get you some trim.
What kind of trim is on you.
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I bet that truck has a
heavy hemi.
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I can't tell if that mark on her thigh is from a tattoo or a branding iron...
March's entry for the Walmart swimsuit calendar.
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This front towing capacity can pull any heavy bitch out of the mud.
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In driving around Wisconsin, every now and again one will come across a cottage cheese farm.
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Stay Puff Man groupies
************
(earworm for the day..)
Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Ahhhh… down beside that red fire light
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
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Just great. Now the Carfax report is gonna say the truck's been rolled twice.
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She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.
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Comes with a full size spare.
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Head for the mountains.....
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Page 32 of Photo Travelogue: Three Amigos Across American Interstates
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1500 lb camel-toe capacity.
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Let's hear Denis Leary put a positive spin on this.
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Michelin Man's Bitches.
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Thank god it's not a Corolla. Even three Mexicans couldn't cornhole that.
Trump would lose an arm if he tried to grab either of those by the pussy.
I'm having trouble deciding which bulge is her kneecap. Probably none of them.
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I didn't know that "Rolls" Royce made trucks.
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This dude definitely needs gap insurance.
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I've literally laughed more for these captions than any other pic I've posted.
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With lunch now finished , the dump truck arrived.
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I think I lost my keys in the cushions.
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You know it's time to lay off the Five Guys when you can't tell the difference between a left leg, and a right arm.
I didn't know that the Mandarin buffet sold time-share's.
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Wrong thread.
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"Hey, is one of you seeing this doctor that's on the phone? Some 'Barry Atrick' guy?"
"Oh look, Cletus! This house comes with a toilet my size!"
"That's a jetted tub, Bobbi Sue..."
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That ain't no flatbed....
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That ain't no flatbed....
Flab bed?
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Wrong thread.
:rollin This has to be the winner!
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I was going to make some comment about prog nerds and their girlfriends, but even these ladies have standards...
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The exact moment that Jack Sprat knew his life had met its zenith.
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Things got frightening on the safari when two of the water buffalo jumped on board the tour.
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Calvin Klein's new 'Plankton' cologne is a massive hit in the Deep South.
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The Coyote Arm Bandits await their next victim.
The East German Olympic swim team reunion.
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The exact moment that Jack Sprat knew his life had met its zenith.
I'd say there's a Dice Clay joke in there somewhere, but he's probably been holed up in one of their holes for the last 18 months.
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Winner to be picked after work tonight. 9:00pm EST.
Some awesome captions.
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(https://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss104/Podaar/Im%20waiting_zpsnkszxiup.gif)
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Dropping this summer, the new album from 2Tonz, "Spandex, Gasoline, and Bitches". Custom engineered in the studio for enhanced bottom end, it'll BLOW YOUR SPEAKERS!
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So many great captions!
Going with this one;
I can't tell if that mark on her thigh is from a tattoo or a branding iron...
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Awesome! Thank you! So many great captions for that last photo, and it's definitely hard to follow that picture up...
NCAA Final Four
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 90
TempusVox- 86
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
TAC - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 15
NIT
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Podaar - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Snow Dog - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Church ball
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Next pic:
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Second breakfast.
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His life fell apart when he couldn't keep up with the increased workload: those damned blue diamonds and purple horseshoes
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That moment during his pregame ritual, when the Notre Dame mascot realizes he forgot to wear his Depends.
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I-rish, I-rish, with all of my heart, that this drinking contest doesn't stop me heart.
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A fake Irishman. We take that amount of Guinness as a challenge.
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When he realized what playing the role of Mad Sweeny would entail, Pablo despairs at ever signing on.
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Sink a quarter in any of these Pints from 10 foot away and you win yourself a Leprechaun
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A racist Leprechaun.
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Axeman finds out very quickly that judging isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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An Irish "Blind Taste Test". Cover your eyes, down all the pints, then choose the Guinness.
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Reminds me of my favorite limerick...
Some Guinness was spilt on the bar room floor
When the pub had shut down for the night.
Out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
Who stood in the pale moonlight
He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor
And back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long you could hear him roar...
"Bring on the Goddamn cat!"
(Makes a great toast)
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The moment Steve realized he'd confused "Speed Date Night" with "St. Patricks Day" on his Outlook calender.
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For Sheamus, this is speed date night.
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I ordered 17 beers. Can't anyone get anything fucking right anymore!
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This is what the Irish call the 'Seven, Ten Split'....
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This wasn't what Lucky had in mind when his last wish from the Genie was getting head all night.
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I ordered 17 beers. Can't anyone get anything fucking right anymore!
Lots of good ones, but this got the best laugh out of me. You're up, Tick!
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GET YOUR KICKS, WITH TICKS 66!
BACON
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 90
TempusVox- 86
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
TAC - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 15
PICKLES
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Podaar - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Snow Dog - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
STOP AND SHOP MAYONAISE
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(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/493ead8c44a4b46cb2308331d3f7efcd.jpg)
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Those shoes, with that outfit? WTF?
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I notice your into exotic necklaces.....might I interest you in this....Pearl Necklace?
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This calls for a game of "guess who's transgendered?"
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I guess the show is getting renamed Good Morning Wood.
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Grab my penis and I'll snap the selfie.
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"I have LaShonda here who not long ago had a sex change operation. She says that she's recovering well and -- oh wow... that is definitely bigger than mine..."
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I smell cheese.
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"Wow I can see your shoes through your cleavage!"
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Apologies my eyeline seems to have fallen down your cleavage!
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"My gum!"
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Hey guys. Check out the fun bags on this hosehound!
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Funny......she doesn't look Druish
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"Woah! Looks like someone forgot her tampon this morning!"
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I've suddenly gotten a hankerin' for some Seafood Curry and a shot of Royal Mawalin.
-
She told me to speak into her mic!
-
Did someone say motorboat?
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I'm not gay! I am actually NOT GAY!
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Sorry....thought I had this whole 'premature' thing taken care of.....
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""I'm gonna stare at your tits until Tick picks a winner for this round of the thread."
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Donald Trump Jr.
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I'm not gay! I am actually NOT GAY!
Weather delay, sorry.
And this one takes it!
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Thanks Tick!
New pic after work, about 8:00 pm EST.
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Dudes
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 90
TempusVox- 86
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
TAC - 36
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 15
Dudettes
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Podaar - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Snow Dog - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Duds
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Erica, the bad news is... You're a bitch.
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You really are only a half handfull.
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Brazzers presents.
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I told you, I don't have a mammogram machine. Give 'em here...
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When a man puts his hands out like this he expects a sandwich pronto.
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Bosks more successful twin brother.
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"...And I'm fully aware that this is a very difficult part of the procedure to talk about; but I must tell you, that after a piece of the cake is cut into a wedge, we take the cake knife, and gently, and delicately- slide it out and place it on a dessert plate."
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"Listen, you were only under for like five minutes; but if you still don't believe me, then here, smell my fingers."
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"So under the new Republican plan I'm obliged to tell you we have to have your life savings, upfront; before I can even examine you."
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"It's a simple test Mrs. Kline; you just fill my hands up with urine."
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"I'm afraid to say Mrs Pentland that this is all that remains of Mr Pentland"
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Sally regrets asking how big her Haemorrhoids were.
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And here is where I keep all the fuck's I have about your "issue".
(https://www.momandpopteeshop.com/products/square/83640.png) - You're doing it wrong.
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Dr. Ruth said it's only about a tablespoon and I am more like…
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"I can read in my palms that you will meet a handsome doctor in the not so distant future".
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I swear I washed my hands. Can I touch you now?
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As much as I liked this one:
"Listen, you were only under for like five minutes; but if you still don't believe me, then here, smell my fingers."
This is the clear winner!
I told you, I don't have a mammogram machine. Give 'em here...
This had me in tears last night. I almost called it then!
You're up Dog!
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Thanks, TAC!
Stanley Cup Finals
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 90
TempusVox- 86
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
TAC - 36
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 15
Super Bowl
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Podaar - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
NBA Finals
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Next pic:
(https://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e316/snowdogg80/57113bb1e4b0d1102466984b_o_F_v1_zpsnid9h0b5.jpg)
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Too much teeth, bro.
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Redneck Popsicle
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Nice to see jingle.boy staying busy on his 'vacation'
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This one butters itself after you 'finish' it.....
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Nice to see jingle.boy staying busy on his 'vacation'
(https://replygif.net/i/776.gif)
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How the South lost the war.
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Bob confuses his pie hole with his cornhole.
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This one butters itself after you 'finish' it.....
This one takes it. You're up!
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Well thanks!
20/20 Vision
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 91
TempusVox- 86
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
TAC - 36
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 15
LASIK Assisted
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Podaar - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Blind Leading the Blind
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Next pic:
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Mark Spitz little known twin daughters, Ivanda and Anita, practice their synchronized swimming routine for the 2017 regional summer games.
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These sisters will do anything, but they don't swallow. Anything but that.
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David Carradine's ultimate fantasy.
PETA protests and budget cuts have led to a terrible drop in quality at Sea World.
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This is what happens when every product you use has moisturizer in it.
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Talk 'bout not being in the spirit of March 20!
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The team received a two point deduction after misunderstanding the coach's instruction "to show a lot of spirit when you emerge." Coach Fudd was fired the following day.
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Two young girls spewing has doubled Podaar's post count. Coincidence??
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I feel the same way about Coors Light girls.
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Seems I'm out of Kleenex.
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- Not what Jeff had in mind when he asked the hot twins if he could watch them make each other squirt.
- Aquaman cumming to cinema in 2018.
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They had to make synchronized swimming interesting somehow, I guess...
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Think this is good? You should see the pics of them while doing their handstands.
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Growing up in New Orleans in the mid 2000s had it's advantages.
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Sorry for the un-inspiring pic.....I'll end the misery....
Dragon Takes it
Think this is good? You should see the pics of them while doing their handstands.
you're up!!
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Sorry for the un-inspiring pic.....I'll end the misery....
:rollin
I was feeling pretty inspired, myself. I guess my caption sucked way more than I though. :lol
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Not an uninspiring pic. When I saw this, I thought 'instant winner'. Clever.
Mark Spitz little known twin daughters, Ivanda and Anita, practice their synchronized swimming routine for the 2017 regional summer games.
(but I did like mine...anyhoo, thanks, Gary)
BRACKETOLOGISTS
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 91
TempusVox- 86
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
TAC - 36
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 16
COSMETOLOGISTS
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Podaar - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
PROCTOLOGISTS
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(https://www.vyperlook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/painful_stunt01.jpg.png)
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Yup. No problem.
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And that is why every Asian has a skinny-ass pecker.
Is it me, or does the bus look like it's laughing at this idiot?
Chong-Li has fallen on hard times.
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Asian Drivers are the worst.
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For $49.95, you too get get your penis lengthened.
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His Mom saw his great accomplishment and said, "Why you no Doctor yet?!?!"
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Legendary British punk band Busscocks audition a new "member"
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I'm just walking my pet bus.
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"Oppa, Gangdong style!"
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Deleted scene from "The Karate Kid".
Good thing this bus wasn't two levels. That'd be a double dicker...
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Deleted scene from "The Karate Kid".
Good thing this bus wasn't two levels. That'd be a double dicker...
Ah ta ta. Pull on, pull off.
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Most Asians strive to get an A. Wang Chin on the other hand, was fine with a strong D.
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Wang Chin is now known as Hung Lo.
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50 Shades of Greyhound.
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"I make a tewwibuh mistake!"
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"Quick! Someone blow on it. It stings!"
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"Mr Hong is busy right now, can I take a message? Bomb yeah, Bus right, and 50mph you say?. Ok I'll let him know. "
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"I have no professional training." -- William Hung
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After a risky genetic splicing experiment, Jun Hu demonstrates the benefits of having Chameleon DNA interwoven into his own.
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Uber ups the ante again with new buss ride sharing option
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In a joint venture, Daiwa and Daewoo announce that by 2025 all transit vehicles will have protester harpoons as standard equipment. Thought I'd go in a different direction.
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Most Asians strive to get an A. Wang Chin on the other hand, was fine with a strong D.
Another fifty feet and his wang *will* reach his chin.
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Sentient bus fancies a Chinese.
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Festival games in Nantucket.
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GET OVER HERE! Scorpion needed the bus because Liu Kang's put on some weight.
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Still better than the DTF P/R Forum.
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Discount Mohel Services public outreach.
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Gives a new meaning to the phrase 'jumper cable'
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"Me tow you long time!"
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Why piercings are now illegal in Thailand.
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Do you liberals see what you have to resort to when you can't get rhino horn?
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Quite a strongman competition this one was. I enjoy playing this silliness, throwing comments out at times just for a smile. Winning one is nice, posting a pic is fun, but judging is a pain in the axe. Wish I could award points, instead of the winner take all.
But, I gotta admit, this one was a 'cut' above the rest for me.
Discount Mohel Services public outreach.
"Beautiful. Perfect."
Well done, Podaar.
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"Me tow you long time!"
I was trying to figure out a caption based around "Me love you long time". You nailed it.
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Well, that's a nice surprise. I thought all of TV's were very funny!
I'll post when I get home from the office.
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Ovation
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 91
TempusVox- 86
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
TAC - 36
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 16
Applause
Podaar - 15
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
The Clap
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New Pic:
(https://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss104/Podaar/CaptionPics/What_zps9duhefb3.jpg)
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Recently kicked out of the P/R forum, jsbru argues with a beaver about the merits of affordable dams.
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Drunk beavers are so sloppy.
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I'm flattered, and normally I'd give you a go at my wood ol chap but i have concerns about your natural impulse to gnaw and chew....
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One year from the day that they defied orders and moved back to Chernobyl on their own, twins Dimitri and Leonid share some brewskis and a smoke and talk about how they still don't feel any negative effects from the radiation.
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"Dude, okay, so I'm wasted...But I'm not kidding, the chicken told me Dwight Golden had 276 strikeouts in 1984!"
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"'Would' you mind if I called you 'Chuck'? But seriously, I need to know how much you can."
"You know those things will stunt your growth."
On the lam, Punxsutawney Phil wonders what his new found friend has in mind with that big garbage bag.
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Moments before "Muskrat Suzy" betrayed "Muskrat Sam".
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Go ahead... say "I just had it stuffed" one more time mother-fucker.
I'm so hungry, I could eat the corn out of your shit... and I don't even like corn.
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I told that bitch that dam will get finished when I want to finish it.
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You're going to build a damn, and get the squirrels to pay for it?
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(https://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss104/Podaar/CaptionPics/What_zps9duhefb3.jpg)
"I'm calling for at least 6 more weeks of drunkeness! You with me pal?"
"I'm not a Groundhog asshole, but I'll gladly drink you're booze"
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The next thing he knew, Rex (a Texan out of New Orleans), and his kiwis, suddenly suffered the beaver's wrath and he wasn't able to piss for a week (and a half...)
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Okay, that's probably long enough.
You're going to build a damn, and get the squirrels to pay for it?
Winna.
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I'm honored to have won that one. There were some gems in there - I was in tears at one point.
Constatutionalists
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 91
TempusVox- 86
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 57
lonestar- 49
TAC - 36
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 16
Millenials
Podaar - 15
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Tomi Lahren
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And today's pic:
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/caption-this-photo-6-photos-31.jpg?quality=85&strip=info)
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I'm honored to have won that one. There were some gems in there - I was in tears at one point.
Yeah, it was a good photo with great entries. I could have easily given the title to anyone. As I usually do, if I'm undecided I let Mrs. P weigh in and that pushed your entry into the winner circle.
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jingle.boy receives his severance package and realizes he won't need to donate that kidney after all.
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Sam had to see for himself what Maury had just told him moments earlier......he IS NOT the father......
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This girl left me her number... AND she wants to give me brownies!
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DM: Orcs are approaching your party
GOP: I attack my allies
DM: But --
GOP: Have to show the orcs I'm not weak
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Oh look....a schooner.
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My body is not well.
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"Meet me in the men's room in 20 minutes. Bring the cooking oil and the lap dog"
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Great Scott! Trump made it on the ballot?! Marty, even I didn't see that one coming in the future!
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The Beaver smokes?!
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I know I can't be seeing this right......Dwight Gooden had 268 Strikeouts in 1985?
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In his defense it's really tough to read cursive braille....
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And today's pic:
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/caption-this-photo-6-photos-31.jpg?quality=85&strip=info)
She wants me to pick up tampons?!
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WTF!! Gratuity included!!!
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Uuuuu, L P E D?
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I'm NOT Jeffrey Tambor?
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Son of a Bitch......two Blue lines. F'n rhythm method.....
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It's a ....I can't believe it....so THAT's a wahibrido pickingant !?!?
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I know I can't be seeing this right......Dwight Gooden had 268 Strikeouts in 1985?
NICE!!! :lol
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Navin R. Johnson and his Opti-Grab invention still receive commission sales from Bumphukistan.
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(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/caption-this-photo-6-photos-31.jpg?quality=85&strip=info)
Well slap me cross-eyed and call me Mary... I knew that's who Tempus was all along!
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"This can't be...Trump was born in Russia!?"
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"I knew it took more than three licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop! Stupid owl."
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I know I can't be seeing this right......Dwight Gooden had 268 Strikeouts in 1985?
NICE!!! :lol
That call back is always pretty much for you and like the two other people who even know what the heck it's referring to. :lol Still one of your greatest captions ever.
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I know I can't be seeing this right......Dwight Gooden had 268 Strikeouts in 1985?
NICE!!! :lol
That call back is always pretty much for you and like the two other people who even know what the heck it's referring to. :lol Still one of your greatest captions ever.
Much appreciated. It still cracks me up
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(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/caption-this-photo-6-photos-31.jpg?quality=85&strip=info)
" Wow! The Trailer Park Boys Season 11 starts March 31st!"
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That moment Dwight realised it was the last piece of toilet paper on the roll, and he'd eaten a vindaloo last night.
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Dear Horace,
This was originally going to be a ransom note, as I took your wife early in the day. However after a couple of hours in her company I've decided no money in the world is worth spending another minute with that wretched miserable bitch. So I've returned her to you, you'll find her tied and gagged in the bedroom, may I recommend you enjoy a few hours of peace before you 'discover' her. I've left you some beer in the fridge.
Yours Sympathetically,
A. Kidnapper.
TLDR Version : Oh Fuck the wife is back.
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Sam had to see for himself what Maury had just told him moments earlier......he IS NOT the father......
Ding, ding, ding. Winner.
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Why thanks kind Sir!
The Droids You Are Looking For
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 92
TempusVox- 86
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 57
lonestar- 49
TAC - 36
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 16
Wrong Droids
Podaar - 15
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Sarlac Saliva
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Next Pic:
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/little-monster2.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/little-monster2.jpg.html)
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I love it when Daddy's home with Oxycontin withdrawals!
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Been a beard guy your whole life, Gary?
Sure wish I got the same card Sam got from Maury.
This is not how Kevin expected on March 20th to start. Thankfully, it should end better.
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Johnny suddenly had flashbacks to his college days when he passed out drunk at frat parties.
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"Those weekend visitations you allowed for me? Yeah... You can take those back now..."
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Children tats are all the rage!
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Jeez, when I went to bed last night, there was a hot chick right here. I wake up, and there's two kids!
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Reason number 5,762 why I don't want kids...
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Malcolm suddenly regrets naming his kids Pablo and Salvador.
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Now, can we have sex?
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Well, he was passed out, and we had these markers, and thought, "What the fuck?"
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Sexual Predator Registry shmegistry.
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Sure wish I got the same card Sam got from Maury.
Winna!
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Woot! Boomerang victory.
Neckties
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 92
TempusVox- 86
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 58
lonestar- 49
TAC - 36
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 16
Bowties
Podaar - 15
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Russian ties
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(https://incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Caption-This-Cash-Cat.jpg)
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"Rollin' in da catnip, knockin' up ho's
Dinin' on my Friskies while lickin my toes
Coughin up da hair balls from my bitches not my legs
Using up my 9 lives just livn' for today"
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"Yo Officer Dibble meet the new Top Cat."
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"Sylvester.......I haven't heard that name in years....."
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The spoils from the purrrrfect crime.
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Depending on how many lives he has left....it'll cost you between $300-$500 for me to whack him. I could neuter him for you for $150.....
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The Putty Tat Cartel controls the East Coast Catnip Empire.
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So cool, he fucks dogs.
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All this for a new Sig Mouser P320...and the litter gets raked twice per day.
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He may act like top dog, but I bet he's a real pussy when you get down to it.
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'Cat burglar in the neighborhood? I'll keep my eyes on the lookout for one.'
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Bitch please. You feed me when I tell you to.
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(https://incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Caption-This-Cash-Cat.jpg)
Comptons Most Petted
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"Tabby Paw-lease!"
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So cool, he fucks dogs.
Good enough for da win.
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Nice! New pic after work tonight. About 8pm EST.
-
Could the country with the 1000 bill in front not have found a better picture of that guy?
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Fred Sanford
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 92
TempusVox- 86
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 58
lonestar- 49
TAC - 37
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 16
Fred Flinstone
Podaar - 15
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Fred Savage
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(https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/legacy.images/smosh-pit/112010/barack-obama.jpg)
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Still not as disgusting as the words that come out of Trump's mouth.
-
Obama prepares for his congratulatory handshake with Trump.
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The only mining that Obama still cares about.
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"And now: a man with a tape recorder up his nose".
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The best pick obama ever made
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I got your birth certificate right here Donnie.
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(https://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss104/Podaar/Stad-update_zpsdmkwuqia.jpg)
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I have no idea how you did that, Gregg, but awesome. I 'pick' you! ;D
Winnah!
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Yes! :)
Fabreze
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 92
TempusVox- 86
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 58
lonestar- 49
TAC - 37
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 16
Podaar - 16
Glade
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Patchouli
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(https://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss104/Podaar/CaptionPics/perspective_zpsiud4bfqo.jpg)
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3 legged man spotted on beach.
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What fucking bathroom to use?
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Business in the front, party in the back
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At birth, Tads father fought long and hard to make sure his 'growth' was not removed.
-
Sextaur strikes again!
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Get your foot out of your ass!
-
He's got legs, he knows how to use them...
Seriously though what the fuck is going on in this picture?
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I don't care if she's ugly, I'll just do her with a backpack over her head.
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Sorry, folks. I kinda forgot about this since no one was posting entries.
Business in the front, party in the back
Simple but effective. :biggrin:
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Thanks Gregg!!
Club Raptor
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 93
TempusVox- 86
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 58
lonestar- 49
TAC - 37
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 16
Podaar - 16
Club Sparrow
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Club Sandwich
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/tough4.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/tough4.jpg.html)
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Fitting room? He ain't fitting in that room.
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That weapon is actually gigantic.
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Marine? More like submarine.
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Ayup... the $15 will also getchya a blood cleanup.
Ain't nobody gonna drill and tap that for anything less than a C-note.
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"Beast" has really let himself go since he left the X-Men.
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"I didn't order a Mac -11. I said that I wanted 11 Big Macs!"
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No chin, no safety pin, no problem.
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This would be the last day anyone made fun of Larry's neck beard.
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If he was a snipper, his spotter is a redwood.
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Go ahead, ask me to sing "Numa Numa" one more time...
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My spare bullets are kept in my fat folds sucka!
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In Russellville, AL, Russell Hoss Jr hosts Wheel of Fortune every Tuesday at the Pigly Wigly, where everyone gets a turn to "spin" the "wheel".
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"I didn't order a Mac -11. I said that I wanted 11 Big Macs!"
Winna! Your'e up TV!
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Oh wow! Thank you. I apologize I didn't get to this until now. I'm presently traveling. I promise that I'll get to it at some point tomorrow.
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I am sooooo sorry for the delay!! I have been on a beach, with my toes in the sand, enjoying tropical inspired alcoholic beverages with my hot wife. I kind of forgot about this.
On Time
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 93
TempusVox- 87
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 58
lonestar- 49
TAC - 37
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 16
Podaar - 16
Slightly Delayed
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
...Then There's Tempus
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Your next pic...
(https://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k110/Princessladybug74/WTF/sexymullett.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/Princessladybug74/media/WTF/sexymullett.jpg.html)
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No tan lines mother fucker!
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Business in the front, creepy all over.
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99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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Brian Bozworth arrives for the annual Seahawk alumni game.
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Your next pic...
(https://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k110/Princessladybug74/WTF/sexymullett.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/Princessladybug74/media/WTF/sexymullett.jpg.html)
I have been on a beach, with my toes in the sand, enjoying tropical inspired alcoholic beverages with my hot wife.
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Someone ought to tell this guy it feels like someone else if you do it with your opposite hand.
"You shoulda made it 60 Tomahawks mother fucker!!! Whooooooo!!!!"
Velcro mullets weren't even cool when Gooden could strike out 268.
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She's obviously a lesbian. Ol' mullet head might be one too, I can't say for sure.
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I came in like a wrecking ball
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You should see her pussy.
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When someone munches her carpet, where do you think they start?
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Hacksaw Jane Duggan
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The one mullet to rule them all.
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Apparently has carpal tunnel from using a flowbee.
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In the Lesbian realm this look is known as the Platypus.....little bit of everything
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Holy shit, did Ellen really let herself go!
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Apparently has carpal tunnel from using a flowbee.
On both wrists. :)
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Two women enter.....one woman leaves......
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Former Roller Derby star with the Long Island Roller Rebels, Babe Ruthless, is spotted lining up for a plate of the finest rack from Bubba's Backyard at the Esquimalt Ribfest 2016.
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Billy Jean King Cyrus
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Judy Dirkschneider
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Apparently the dominant gene.
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Apparently has carpal tunnel from using a flowbee.
There were some good ones, but this one wins. You're up!!
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Thanks Temp!
Count Chocula
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 93
TempusVox- 87
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 58
lonestar- 49
TAC - 38
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 16
Podaar - 16
Frosted Flakes
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Muesli
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Next pic:
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/65/193846047_dee786e832.jpg)
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Thanks Obama.
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At 92, Celeste's days of working as a bike rack are nearing the end.
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Just light her on fire and voilà.... Ghost Rider!
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Im gonna ride this Son of a Bitch like I did Earl the night before he shipped out in 42'
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Bitch on wheels.
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George H.W. Bush takes his scooter out every Sunday in downtown Hyannis Port.
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"Yeah...I used to bang Harley. Davidson too! So what?"
Edna Jean Holgerson, America's First Biker Chick.
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Every so often Clara has to stop and push because the vibrations make her bloomers too moist.
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"Yeah...I used to bang Harley. Davidson too! So what?"
You're a double winner today Temp!
Now reset BOTH threads before you disappear for the weekend! ;D
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Every so often Clara has to stop and push because the vibrations make her bloomers too moist.
This one had me helpless with laughter this morning.
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Wow! Thank you. I shall post a new photograph on the morrow.
Standings
Hammer
Kingshmegland - 137
gmillerdrake - 93
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 58
lonestar- 49
TAC - 38
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 16
Podaar - 16
Anvil
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Stirrup
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Your next pic...
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First in line for the Tempus Vox book signing! ;D
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The construction crew for the Trump wall hard at work.
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Another successful DTF forum member meet up.
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Down goes Frasier. Down goes Frasier!
One year and one week from the day that they defied orders and moved back to Chernobyl on their own, twins Dimitri and Leonid share some more brewskis and still talk about how they still don't feel any negative effects from the radiation.
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Even bums have an upper class
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It's gonna take more than a holy day to resurrect these two.
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I'll go one more day and then pick a winner
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Your next pic...
(https://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh151/saxman9999/PassedoutinWV.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/saxman9999/media/PassedoutinWV.jpg.html)
Union lunches.
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Prior to Super Mario Brothers, Nintendos original concept "Drunken Sambruski Siblings" didn't track well in test markets.
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Watch that hand. I have standards, ya know.
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The cleanest, best dressed homeless, in the tidiest ghetto on earth.
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Canadian Border Services at your service.
-
This miniature golf course is a lot better than shooting through a windmill.
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Moonshine: Destroying families since the turn of the century.
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This is how ALL Canadians start their hangovers until they get a few sips of a Timmie's double-double.
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Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews one week from today.
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Your next pic...
(https://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh151/saxman9999/PassedoutinWV.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/saxman9999/media/PassedoutinWV.jpg.html)
Union lunches.
Growing up in a rust belt, union factory town, that's not far from the truth. Winner!
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Thank you!
Hershey
Kingshmegland - 138
gmillerdrake - 93
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 58
lonestar- 49
TAC - 38
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
Cool Chris - 16
DragonAttack - 16
Podaar - 16
Quick
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Yoo-hoo
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Here you go!
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/20170418_213230_zpshjkstvvg.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/20170418_213230_zpshjkstvvg.jpg.html)
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/20170418_213230_zpshjkstvvg.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/20170418_213230_zpshjkstvvg.jpg.html)
Meet Homer Wiggins...aka Jonathan Braun...summa cum laude graduate of Trump University.
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Real estate by day; plumbin 24x7
MOAB - Mother of all Business cards
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'People may laugh, but it keeps me from lickin' my balls.'
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He's not only the Braun of the operation, but also the brawn
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This is what happens to your car if you park illegally in Baycliff.
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Just another Saturday afternoon maintenance visit at chez-Shmegland.
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Hefdaddy shaved!
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Plumber, mechanic AND Real Estate? Swipe Right!
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Brian Dennehey filming two movies at once.
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How Claude Julien filled up his days in April and May for the past few years.
-
Ouch. :lol
Obviously a caddy for the Maple Leafs!
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My other hobbies are being a party clown and detailed, human dismemberment
-
With the only tools he needs, Jon is just the man for the job to birth a giraffe.
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McGyver's old man.
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'People may laugh, but it keeps me from lickin' my balls.'
This was so out there but so damn funny. Winner!
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Thank you, king. I thank my past, present, and future dogs for the inspiration.......
As well as for the picture that follows.
HARRY DOYLE
Kingshmegland - 138
gmillerdrake - 93
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 58
lonestar- 49
TAC - 38
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
DragonAttack - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
RICKY VAUGHN
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
RACHEL PHELPS
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The low-budget remake of "Requiem for a Dream" suffers further budget cuts...
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"Are we doin it right?"
"I don't know, I'm just trying to squeeze one out"
*sniff* ... "You have asparagus for lunch?"
I know Gary is swiping right.
Break time at Zydar's.
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:zydar:
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It's a Mighty Mac.
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Um..I can't breath in here!
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I'll have the number two, super sized.
-
One hot dog. Two buns.
-
Get the dogs off the couch.
-
Just another Sunday brunch at the TAC household.
Petunia and her Aunt Tulip are hot into the 12th round of charades when they draw the card for book title "Anal Beads for Dummies"
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Just another Sunday brunch at the TAC household.
WTF? That doesn't even look like my couch!
-
Not after that sweaty mess.
-
Hungry Hippos - 4:00 am and Drunk Version
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This is why you should never attempt a Fecal Transplant at home.
-
Oh look! Vladimir Putin sent a gift to President Trump.
-
Oh look! Vladimir Putin sent a gift to President Trump.
Trump hates the gift. He can't grab them by the...
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Can you pass me the toilet paper?
-
Another hard one to judge, no butts about it....
The low-budget remake of "Requiem for a Dream" suffers further budget cuts...
Got me on this. You're up, Sir.
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Awesome. Soon.
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The Human Lesbopede.
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Donnie Vie
Kingshmegland - 138
gmillerdrake - 93
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 58
lonestar- 49
TAC - 38
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
DragonAttack - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Tom Keifer
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Jon Anderson
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Eskimo surfing.
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The original Anakin/Obi Wan final dual on Hoth just didn't have the pizazz that George Lucas was looking for.
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Next time, on Survivor: Anchorage
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Micheal Moore and Al Gore get together to celebrate Global Warming Day.
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Today on 'Mythbusters', we will confirm or deny George Costanza's notion of 'shrinkage'.
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We have to stop meeting like this.
-
Boy on left: "Trust me, comrade," he said... "Is Russian manhood rite of passage," he said... Bolshevik bullshit, I say!
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- Ice to see you.
- Rose, listen to me. Winning that ticket was the best thing that ever happened to me. It brought me to you. And I’m thankful, Rose. I’m thankful. You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive....that you will never give up...not matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now, and never let go of that promise.
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Near, far, wherever you are ......
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Put your feet in the water and your shorts will shrink too.
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'The Hunt for White November' didn't capture the excitement intended as the long anticipated sequel.
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The first thing J Boy did after receiving his severance package.
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The first thing J Boy did after receiving his severance package.
Nah... it was more like
(https://replygif.net/i/1532.gif)
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Oh boy. Maybe should've just done the ice thing.
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"Near...Far... wherever you are...I know that my heart will go oooooooon"
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"Near...Far... wherever you are...I know that my heart will go oooooooon"
TV....i know he's the 'King' and all but let's not flatter him too much....
Near, far, wherever you are ......
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- Rose, listen to me. Winning that ticket was the best thing that ever happened to me. It brought me to you. And I’m thankful, Rose. I’m thankful. You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive....that you will never give up...not matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now, and never let go of that promise.
Despite jb's attempt to play to the audience with a good Survivor reference, this one got me.
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Oh wow thanks.
Hope I'm doing this right...
Blackadder.
Kingshmegland - 138
gmillerdrake - 93
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 58
lonestar- 49
TAC - 38
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
DragonAttack - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Lord Flashheart
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Baldrick
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The HR Director received a demotion after royally screwing up the diversity assignments for security at the 2017 Little People Conference in Denver.
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The audition lineup for Paul Blart: Mall Cop II - Roll Tide.
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*FORT HANCOCK, TEXAS -2019*
Due to extreme cost overruns on "Trump's Wall", the US Border Patrol has been forced scale back on its patrol vehicles
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"In fiscal year nineteen eighty six to eighty seven, local, state and federal governments spent a combined total of sixty point six million dollars on law enforcement. Law enforcement expenditures ranked last in absolute dollars and accounted for only six percent of all spending..."
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Canada Border Services receives upgrades to the vehicle fleet.
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Don't want to kill this thread on my first picture, so can I get a few more captions. Either way I'll pick a winner sometime tonight!
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TRON 3 - Black Lives Matters began filming earlier this week
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When they said the remake of 'CHiPs' was going to be low budget, they weren't kidding.
Jones' and McIlroy's blood would get pumping when they'd hear 'Bad Motor Scooter'. The adrenaline rush was always short lived.
(for some reason, I've envisioned Kevin James singing 'Empire' the past couple of days.....)
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Johnny pulled Tammy's hair. He's in big trouble.
This is just juvenile.
You'd think with their budget the police would have Big Wheels.
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We hear there's been some hopscotch violations around here lately.
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Hey Rupeet, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
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"Hey, Bobby, did you know you can save 15% or more by switching to Geico?"
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Meter Maid Cops are easy to run away from.
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We hear there's been some hopscotch violations around here lately.
WINNER!
A few good ones but this one made me laugh over to you TAC.
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Thanks Soup!
Sportswear
Kingshmegland - 138
gmillerdrake - 93
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 58
lonestar- 49
TAC - 39
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
DragonAttack - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Swimwear
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Underwear
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(https://slabworldsports.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/old-bball.jpg)
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That moment when Leon introduced the 'poke check' to Walter.
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The biggest "OH SHIT!" moment ever.
-
Larry Bird just wasn't able to compete with the new generation of basketball superstars.
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They weren't kidding when they told Glenn, "We can't put you in the basketball league, but we can put the basketball league in you".
-
And so began the Old Lives Matter movement.
This is not what Herb expected when someon asked him to "feel the Bern"
Where are my teeth?? SOMEBODY STOLE MY TEETH!!!
Guess who stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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(https://slabworldsports.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/old-bball.jpg)
Shit just got real!
-
Gary Busey tries his hand at a new career.
-
Roy has always been gay. He took up basketball at an advanced age for the bulges
-
That moment when you are glad you are wearing your Depends.
That moment when you realize you forgot to wear your Depends.
'Now what? Do I roll it? Kick it?'
-
That moment when you realize you're not in the volleyball gymnasium.
Guess who wants to go home for a game of pinochle an a nap.
Although his mind was sharp as a tack, Vern's body wasn't what it used to be when he played for the Washington Generals in the late 70s.
"Geu ofun. Phumon gea ofun!"
-
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
-
Guess who stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Vous êtes le gagnant ! ;D
-
Merci beaucoup!
English
Kingshmegland - 138
gmillerdrake - 93
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 59
lonestar- 49
TAC - 39
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
DragonAttack - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
French
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Newfie and Bahstonian
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And today's pic
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/How-feminists-are-born.jpg)
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Her sultry eyes....sweet shimmering lips....gorgeous flowing hair......Merkel is one heck of a hottie!
-
I'd grab her by the pussy.
-
She has to be adopted.
-
So that's the girl that gets to fuck Jared Kushner.
-
Claude Reins' comeback
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"Daddy brought me this from creature from Germany, it's called a Merkel!"
"Listen, don't mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it!"
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'Tweet WHAT?'
-
Twatter!
-
I'd like to strap on a Weiner Schnitzel and :censored the :censored out of her....
-
^
Stop with all the hockey terms ;)
-
Apparently the Democrats are philibustering J-Boy from picking a winner!
-
I'd like to strap on a Weiner Schnitzel and :censored the :censored out of her....
Before Tim gets his panties Ina bunch, id better award the win... To Gary.
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Thanks Chad! :tup
The Jetsons
Kingshmegland - 138
gmillerdrake - 94
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 59
lonestar- 49
TAC - 39
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 17
DragonAttack - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
The Flintstones
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
The Stooges
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Next Pic:
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/4FB32573-B5CD-4D0B-9C6B-FC3328D715BC.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/4FB32573-B5CD-4D0B-9C6B-FC3328D715BC.jpg.html)
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Everyone that purchases bleacher tickets at Fenway must now go through sensitivity training.
-
One of these things just doesn't belong here...
Sing along, you know the words
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I don't know who's gonna win the race, but I sure as shit know who's gonna lose.
-
In order to separate himself from the team, coach wore green and yellow.
-
It's weird, one guy is wearing yellow.
-
This is how it feels to be Stadler in the P/R forum
-
Starting line of The Ethiopian Marathon
-
This is how it feels to be Stadler in the P/R forum
Or a chick on DTF.
-
I know who my money isn't on.
-
I don't know how to tell you this, son... but you have a pre-existing condition.
White man can't run.
Unless this is a police lineup, nothing good is coming of this for Timmy.
-
I know who the equipment manager is.
-
gonna give this another few hours...will pick a winner tonight.
-
Rex Kramer: Danger Seeker, as a teenager.
-
What a Winger album feels like in the Heavy Metal bin.
-
One of the easiest 'Where's Waldo?' pictures I've come across.
-
Kingshmegland at a Spelling Bee.
-
Some good ones but The Count gave me a literal laugh out loud with this Gem:
I don't know who's gonna win the race, but I sure as shit know who's gonna lose.
You're up! :tup
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Thanks!
Metallica
Kingshmegland - 138
gmillerdrake - 94
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 59
lonestar- 49
TAC - 39
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TheCountOfNYC - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
DragonAttack - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Megadeth
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Nickelback
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Your next pic
(https://weather.blogs.pressdemocrat.com/files/2013/05/kp0509_Mosh_legs.jpg)
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Break Moshing.
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I don't know who else is gonna mosh in that pit, but I sure as shit know who's gonna have a broken neck.
-
What NHL goalies do in the off season. (get it? He stood on his head??)
-
Sidney Crosby is playing dead again.
-
Early concert by the Spin Doctors, when they were still known as the Foot Doctors.
-
Tom had his pot AND gravity confiscated when trying to enter the concert.
-
I see Rob Gronkowski is throwing more people out of the party.
-
The dude from the last caption photo is just happy to be back with his people.
-
*snaps fingers*
I think mine may have been just a little too obscure.
-
Brad's joy at being thrown out of a United Airlines plane and miraculously surviving by landing on concert goers is short lived when he discovered it's a Nickelback concert.
-
There's something you don't see at every Dixie Chicks concert.
YMCA level: 9000
-
Steel Panther's new "Standing 69 Tour" was met with rave reviews.
-
James still vividly remembers the day his life was flipped upside down on him.
-
When you flip out over a song you wanted to hear live.
-
There's a reason that 'it's fun to stay at the 'Y'....' never caught on.
-
Mason still can't hold his liquor.
-
Mason still can't hold his liquor.
:lol
-
When you flip out over a song you wanted to hear live.
I've actually felt like this at a show before lol. You're up!
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KING!!!!!
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I wasn't pm'd.
I'll pick a picture later this morning.
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Thank you!
Me
Kingshmegland - 139
gmillerdrake - 94
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 59
lonestar- 49
TAC - 39
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TheCountOfNYC - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
DragonAttack - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
You
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Snow Dog - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Others
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Your next pic
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/bikes_zpszzrdvcqv.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/bikes_zpszzrdvcqv.jpg.html)
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Zydar's backyard?
What happens when you wakeup in Blob's nightmare.
The audition site for Big Brother: Creeper Edition.
Where's Chris Hansen when you need him?
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After the umpteenth shot at the BMX challenge, Carl retired to his home in Ganton and called it a day.
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I wasn't pm'd.
I'll pick a picture later this morning.
I thought I PM'ed you. I guess it didn't go through. :/
This must be Matt Hoffman's house.
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Honey, I think I found the one: Airbnb says it has two pools, a playground, and unlimited free local transportation.
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An 11 year old Donald Trump secures his borders and builds a wall, keeping his neighbors to the south from leeching use of his trampoline.
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Blob Van Bicycle.
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Doc Lewis had many bike options for his training sessions with Little Mac.
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There's a Queen song in here somewhere. It's on the tip of my tongue. I just can't think of it......
'Hot Tub Time Machine' meets 'It'
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Step 7 in 'How to Liberal Proof Your Home'
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The result of a prankster building a fence on the Tour De France route.
The yard of the house directly below the infamous flying BMX scene in ET was shot, which apparently took 400 attempts...
Kids of Anarchy Clubhouse.
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The legendary 'Huffy Honey Hole' of Jefferson County was found in the Spring of 2017
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You feed one kid on a bike, and next thing you know.....
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An 11 year old Donald Trump secures his borders and builds a wall, keeping his neighbors to the south from leeching use of his trampoline.
This is too funny even with the error. It's a pool. Winna!
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I could have sworn that thing in the shaded area was a trampoline, but eh, whatever. I'll take the win. ;) Thank you!
Stanley Cup
Kingshmegland - 139
gmillerdrake - 94
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 59
lonestar- 49
TAC - 39
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TheCountOfNYC - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
DragonAttack - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
World Cup
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Snow Dog - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Sippy cup
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Next pic:
(https://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e316/snowdogg80/IMG_3758_zpsrkohle3i.jpg)
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Washington Capitals fans look on as the Penguins play for another Eastern Conference title.
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"Looks like sun"
"Ayup"
"What d'ya wanna do today?"
"Like mah arse prolly"
"Ayup"
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Escape from Dogatraz.
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Which bitch you wanna schtup?
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A couple of blockheads.
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Escape from Dogatraz.
more like The Dogshank Redemption
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Escape from Dogatraz.
more like The Dogshank Redemption
Dog Day Afternoon? :lol
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Dog Day Afternoon? :lol
:lol
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Once you go black, you never go back
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Ebony and Ivory, live together in perfect harmony.
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Washington Capitals fans look on as the Penguins play for another Eastern Conference title.
As a hockey fan, especially one who's sick of the Pens, this one wins. You're up!
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Hey sorry it took so long. I've been dealing with a sinus infection for a week now and haven't really been on my computer much.
Master of Puppets
Kingshmegland - 139
gmillerdrake - 94
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 59
lonestar- 49
TAC - 39
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
DragonAttack - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
St. Anger
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Snow Dog - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
LuLu
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Your next pic.
(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/c7/d3/d7/c7d3d7594b0166ff596c0a018fdde0ef.jpg)
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The man pictured here was 7 years old the last time Metallica put out an album worth a :censored
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Eight years in the Oval Office sure takes a lot out of a guy.
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The call of No-tooth-u
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When celebrating finally finding 'your precious'....reach for your iPod and rock away :metal
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The Shortest Tooth has been pulled for you.
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This Oklahoman was surely the inventor of the TOOTHbrush.
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tho enerthy! tho powah!
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Bow to Denture Messiah.
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Dave Mustaine: The later years
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Hmmn. I would have sworn a Metallica fan's ears would rot first.
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DAMMIT, I Said ride the lightning, not bite my Ipod!
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The man pictured here was 7 years old the last time Metallica put out an album worth a :censored
This one got me right out of the gate (even though I quite like Death Magnetic and Hardwired...to Self-Destruct). You're up!
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Wow....cool! Thanks
JAWS
Kingshmegland - 139
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 59
lonestar- 49
TAC - 39
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
DragonAttack - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
FREE WILLY
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Snow Dog - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Nemo's Pee
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Your next pic.
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/D4D34C4C-1DD5-46EB-A27D-9D70A8A54673.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/D4D34C4C-1DD5-46EB-A27D-9D70A8A54673.jpg.html)
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Little Johnny salutes the Stars and Stripes
That is very similar to my "dawn's early rise".
Chris Hansen needs to pay a visit to the TAC basement.
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If he was a black, it would be a Megalodon.
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*whisper-voice* Despite just rising form his 4 hour afternoon nap, the young male offspring is exhausted from his journey down the stairs. It is his daily routine to seek warmth and comfort, while minimizing movement to keep his energy reserves from completely depleting before grazing. Under the safety of his den, and knowing that mother is fixing a snack of fish crackers and chocolate milk, we see him taking a passive, almost submissive, posture. When you listen closely, you can hear his muffled voice... "pass the remote" ... and know that he has found his place of refuge for the day.
Does somebody need a hu - ... JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KID!!! Put that thing away before you take out someone's eye.
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Fitted Snuggies come in small, medium, and Holy Crap XXX large
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First time Kade heard Winger.
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Hey guys, Billy mays jr. Here with another fintastic product!
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Bob Dole eventually found better hiding spots for his stash of "little blues" when getting ready for visits from the grandkids
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Grandma's next knitting project, a Ron Jeremy blanket.
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Good Christ, look at the size of the schlong on that kid!
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Still a better love story than Twilight.
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Hey guys, Billy mays jr. Here with another fintastic product!
:lol this one got me, you're up!
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Hey guys, Billy mays jr. Here with another fintastic product!
:lol this one got me, you're up!
Bueller? ............Bueller?
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I know the round is over but...
"Exit Sandman, enter tooth fairy!"
Ok...bye.
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Gonna give Throughhereyesdude the rest of the afternoon to post a pic of then I'll just post another.
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Alrighty then....gonna post another pic and judge it being that it's been a few days with no response from Throughhereyesdude and don't want to hold this up any longer.....
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/F120EED3-9DC0-45B3-9EDD-668C855DCF08.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/F120EED3-9DC0-45B3-9EDD-668C855DCF08.jpg.html)
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"Who's Sergeant Pepper?"
"Yeah, I know I shouldn't have slammed the catfish into the keyboard, but that third goal in three minutes by the Pens really p*ssed me off."
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Guess who gets their money's worth and the Sunday all-you-can-eat brunch?
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The unveiling of Under A Cyber Moon.
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/F120EED3-9DC0-45B3-9EDD-668C855DCF08.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/F120EED3-9DC0-45B3-9EDD-668C855DCF08.jpg.html)
DTF..The Early Days
From l-r
Bosk, Tempus Vox, Nick, and Hef
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Is that a young Keith Tkachuk on the right?
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The Dot Matrix Gang.
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don't Stand By Me.
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Zork convention.
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Risky Business: The Musical
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If you want you use the computer, first, you gotta do the truffle shuffle!
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don't Stand By Me.
:spitcoffee: This got me, you're up!
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Thank you. Will post a new pic right after work.
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Star Wars- THE Original
Kingshmegland - 139
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 59
lonestar- 49
TAC - 40
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
DragonAttack - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Star Wars Sequels
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Snow Dog - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Star Wars Prequels
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New Pic:
(https://images.uncyc.org/pt/thumb/c/cf/Lool1.jpg/300px-Lool1.jpg)
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How now, brown cow?
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And with one picture the secret to brewing chocolate milk was revealed.
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New Pic:
(https://images.uncyc.org/pt/thumb/c/cf/Lool1.jpg/300px-Lool1.jpg)
Payback for that utter mess yesterday.
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Smells like fish; tastes like chicken?
No more corn-fed steaks for me.
After Ronald was told cow's contribute more methane to the atmosphere, he had but one response - "Hold my beer".
I swear to god, if you look close enough, you can see Bob Ross' signature in the corner... and thus was the last episode of The Joy of Painting.
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The true source of Grade 'A' Meat
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Moo poo gai pan
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:rollin
Elmer, misunderstood when mama mumbled, "Your cowlick looks like butt-hair."
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Your ass is grass.
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I smell a hint of Betsy.
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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
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"...and that's how chocolate milk is made, kids."
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"...and that's how chocolate milk is made, kids."
Reading threads: you suck at it! :biggrin:
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I was thinking the same thing! :lol
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New Pic:
(https://images.uncyc.org/pt/thumb/c/cf/Lool1.jpg/300px-Lool1.jpg)
A steak is supposed to enter the other orifice.
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You can get a good look at a Butcher's ass if you stick your head up it....but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?
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"...and that's how chocolate milk is made, kids."
Reading threads: you suck at it! :biggrin:
And with one picture the secret to brewing chocolate milk was revealed.
Oops lol.
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Your ass is grass.
Winnah!!
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Now that the judging is over I just have to say; after this entry...
Moo poo gai pan
...I'll never be able to order Thai food with a straight face again.
:rollin :rollin
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Thanks, TAC
(I'm going to have some moo goo gai pan this week just because of this contest)
SERGEANT PEPPER
Kingshmegland - 139
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 59
lonestar- 49
TAC - 40
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
DragonAttack - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
ABBEY ROAD
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Snow Dog - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
SGT. PEPPER soundtrack
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(https://cdn.worldcupblog.org/www.worldcupblog.org/files/2010/06/yokozuna3.jpg)
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Lead singer of Sumo Queen.
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What the actual fuck?
'Murica-pan
Unfortunately, his wingman let's the cat out of the bag on the size - AND girth - of slim jim.
Freddy Neptune.
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7/8 of him ran down his mother's leg.
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Lead singer of Sumo Queen.
The first Freddie reference got it.
A rebound win at that, TAC
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DTF Veteran
Kingshmegland - 139
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 59
lonestar- 49
TAC - 41
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 19
DragonAttack - 18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Noob
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Snow Dog - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Troll
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Next:
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/E4FWbFr0o3U/hqdefault.jpg)
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The four worst words for any man to hear - is it in yet?
I got that bitch a rich fat bastard. Bitches love rich fat bastards.
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She's got nothing to worry about with that roof over the tool shed.
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Goddamned strongest steel chair in the history of ever.
-
Buhdda loves raves.
-
Jenna always wanted to be a belly dancer
-
She's only seventeen - SEVENTEEN!
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Error 404 - Lap not found.
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She's only seventeen - SEVENTEEN!
Winger FTW. :metal
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Dan is not ashamed of his 'outy'.....some people hate their outy belly buttons but Dan dresses his up and has even named it Jaimie.
-
Winger FTW. :metal
Disqualified! ;D
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Well lookey there....a human hood ornament
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For my own peace of mind, I pray he has an 'innie' and not an 'outie'.
(and that's no joke!)
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Kuato vacationing on Earth.
-
Who is Kuato?
-
Who is Kuato?
Clearly, Zero Recall from TAC.
-
Who is Kuato?
Clearly, Zero Recall from TAC.
Totally.
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You guys go together like a couple of ass cheeks.
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We both left you clues goddammit. Google it as well!
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OK. I'll be back!
;D
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You guys go together like a couple of ass cheeks.
Those aren't PILLOWS!!!
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I prefer slave Leia's bikini outfit rather than this biker chic one.
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Gettin' down to Sly & The Family Stone's 'Dance To The Music'
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(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/E4FWbFr0o3U/hqdefault.jpg)
Ellen not only passed the Advanced Crop Dusting final exam, she earned extra credit for inflating Ramone.
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I hate, shit in the belly button porn.
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I just know there is a gastric bypass joke in here, but I'm too dense to tease it out. Yes. That's my caption.
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I just know there is a gastric bypass joke in here, but I'm too dense to tease it out. Yes. That's my caption.
Larry's high school buddy who's nickname was 'Gastric' was on his way over to say 'hi' when he noticed Larry getting a lap dance....so he just passed him by.....
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Ya just slap it and ride the wave, dahlin.
A rare sighting in public of The White Kamala
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They weren't given long to live at birth but the Siamese Twins Sam and Susie Sales have had quite a life and career. Susie is a hooker, Sam her pimp and body guard.....and number one client. In fact, he's beat the $hit out of himself six times for getting rough with Susie and trying to skip on the fee
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Next:
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/E4FWbFr0o3U/hqdefault.jpg)
How to covfefe.
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Error 404 - Lap not found.
Winnah!!!
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Thank you TACster!
Goonies
Kingshmegland - 139
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 59
lonestar- 49
TAC - 41
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 19
DragonAttack - 18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Goofy Goobers
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Snow Dog - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Bronies
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For your captioning pleasure, brought to you all the way from the "Post your Picture" thread:
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/20170603_193826_zpskzlr3ihs.jpg)
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Joe, how many fingers smell like pussy?
Joe, how many of the Pats SB trophies are legit?
Joe, how many of Zydar's ho's did you order?
Joe, how many hours until that odour from the bathroom is gone?
Joe, how many hours should we force TAC to listen to Winger for?
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:lol
These 2 finger are used to scratch my ass.
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Guess which finger broke through the toilet paper?
Finally. A Royal Edict that can't be misinterpreted due to auto-correct!
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How much did those butt-ugly glasses cost you?
How many balls can TAC fit in his mouth at one time?
Joe, how many temps did you lose this morning?
Two is the answer; the question is "how many 'pillows' is your left hand between right now?"
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/20170603_193826_zpskzlr3ihs.jpg)
Occupy forever! Long live Obama mother fuckers. Peace.
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Scissors Bitch!
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That would be 2 glasses bitches.
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/27198_zpsdt5tju4m.jpeg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/27198_zpsdt5tju4m.jpeg.html)
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That would be 2 glasses bitches.
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/27198_zpsdt5tju4m.jpeg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/27198_zpsdt5tju4m.jpeg.html)
This is how King would look to Coz if they ever connected on a Thursday. :thursday:
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/20170603_193826_zpskzlr3ihs.jpg)
How many stars out of 10 would you give Power Windows?
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I will have your soul Tim.
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I will have your soul Tim.
;D
You know it's two, er..I mean true.
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some worthy entries, but this one just has to take it. Winner
Joe, how many of the Pats SB trophies are legit?
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The correct answer is 5 but soon to be...
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/ZomboMeme%2007062017174133_zps6w3bafii.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/ZomboMeme%2007062017174133_zps6w3bafii.jpg.html)
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CJ
Kingshmegland - 139
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 60
lonestar- 49
TAC - 41
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 19
DragonAttack - 18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Mitch
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Snow Dog - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Hobie
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And today's pic:
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/acid_picdump_02.jpg)
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Love those toppings
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Hawaii has the Canadian Bacon and Pineapple pizza......now Jersey has the Pepperoni, Green Pepper and Watermelon
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What a ride!
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"Nice motorboat... I mean motorcycle..."
"Here's your pizza, complete with the cheese made from your own milk."
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I'm pretty sure I know how this scene ends.....
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The new 2017 Triumph, model DD comes with front air bags.
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The Eye Contact Game: Expert Edition
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Scissors Bitch!
Humor is so subjective. This made me laugh.
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Mama Mia Titza pie.
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/acid_picdump_02.jpg)
"Pizza and some motorboat? I mean, motorcycle"
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Foreplay: You're doing it right.
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Can someone please get those fucking guys out of the picture?
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Can someone please get those fucking guys out of the picture?
:lol
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Can someone please get those guys fucking her in the picture?
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2 morons vs. 2 great knockers.
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"Nice motorboat... I mean motorcycle..."
"Pizza and some motorboat? I mean, motorcycle"
Reading threads: You suck at it!
The Eye Contact Game: Expert Edition
The Count wins.
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Yeah, I read that one and just new it was over. Nice job, Count! You really need be careful when typing that sentence.
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Can someone please get those fucking guys out of the picture?
(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/94291403b2c1a7bdd95d82d3a3f09f48.jpg)
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"Nice motorboat... I mean motorcycle..."
"Pizza and some motorboat? I mean, motorcycle"
Reading threads: You suck at it!
Yeah yeah I know, take it easy on me. :P
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It's all good. I just like to be a wise ass and point that out whenever it happens.
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Where will she find room for both..........the pizza and the flowers on that vespa?
These two had been stocking her for a while, only to be blinded by headlights.
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It's a good thing for that chick that she has nice coconuts because at least in that picture, she isn't very attractive at all.
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2nd PM sent to the Count.
The Eye Contact Game: Expert Edition
The Count wins.
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It's a good thing for that chick that she has nice coconuts because at least in that picture, she isn't very attractive at all.
Maybe your stable is full of thoroughbreds but I see nothing at all wrong with her face....granted, I only saw it on the 4th viewing.
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Thanks!
Disney World
Kingshmegland - 139
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 66
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 60
lonestar- 49
TAC - 41
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Wally World
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Snow Dog - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Zombieland
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Your next picture
(https://www.sunnyskyz.com/uploads/2014/04/g3ygz-UI2rJcc.jpg)
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Test audience for The Astonishing.
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ERMAHGERD! SPLERSH MERNTERN!
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Mikey's Taco Bell seven layer burrito decides to make a sudden reappearance.
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Test audience for The Astonishing.
And that's me in the middle as I follow along with the lyrics for the first time.
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What really happened to Cuthbert, Roland, and Alain at Jericho Hill.
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I laughed. I cried. It became a part of meme.
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The direct to DVD "Encino Man II: Summer of Fun" was a horrible flop.
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Gravity, bitches.
Garrison hoped to bag his first menage by demonstrating his machismo at the simplest of thrill rides. He did "his best" to stay calm cool and collected. At the end of the ride, Mickey reminded him that "losers wine about their best". Instead, Mickey went home and fucked the prom queen.
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See No Pu$$y, Feel No Pu$$y, Taste No Pu$$y
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The Devolution Chute.
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"Jim Carey, Michael Cera, and Sandra Bernhard go to an amusement park together..." -THE BEGINNING OF THE SCIENTIFICALLY CALCULATED, ALL -TIME, WORLDS WORST JOKE
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Trump the ride
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Trump the ride
A late addition takes it. You're up!
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Bethy couldn't understand how an hour a day on a treadmill would help her loose weight but she was willing to try.
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Update.
Picture on the way. I will run the next pic through Monday due to the holiday weekend
FATHERS DAY
Kingshmegland - 139
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 60
lonestar- 49
TAC - 41
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
EARTH DAY
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Snow Dog - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
MONDAY
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Next...
(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/f789eaeec9e4b163b8153fe6a8728430.jpg)
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When Chelsea Handler gets panty raided
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Even washed, Trumps laundry is toxic
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After leaving Dream Theater, the remains of MP's career were finally found.
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"I'm the one who washes."
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His mother will be upset that he did not put on his clean underwear.
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Authorities recover the remains of a child apparently locked all this time in the "Let's Play Doctor Room" at Neverland Ranch.
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Cleanup crew after Mia Khalifa's naked Twister party.
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Pampered 'til the end....
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After some deliberation, "History" finally conceded and hired a clean up crew to go and remove what was left of decency from the American Congress.
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The secret hideaway of Rear Admiral Underpants.
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Violent crimes against babysitters.
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Outbreak 2: Don't forget the laundry
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The secret hideaway of Rear Admiral Underpants.
Winner!
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*taps throat three times*
Marvel
Kingshmegland - 139
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 61
lonestar- 49
TAC - 41
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
DC
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Snow Dog - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Manga
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/ff_4396.jpg)
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Auto erotic asphyxiation...your doing it wrong.
Kari and Okie from Muskogee Karaoke perform You Take My Breath Away
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Its sad to see what Burt Reynolds has done to himself.
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Orbert's dark secret.
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If the stocking survives longer than your husband it's a keeper...
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Clarence was elated to play the "Shrunken Head" in the Vicksburg Community Theater's production of Beetlejuice.
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In response to North Korea killing a US student, President Trump directs his Secretary Of Pantyhose to implement a new method of torture to a North Korean captive at Guantanamo Bay.
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Kari and Okie from Muskogee Karaoke perform You Take My Breath Away
This Queen fan was :rollin at this one
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Orbert's dark secret.
Nice. You be up.
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Awesome! Thanks!
Family Guy
Kingshmegland - 139
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 61
lonestar- 49
TAC - 41
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
American Dad
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Snow Dog - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
The Cleveland Show
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Next picture:
(https://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e316/snowdogg80/IMG_3969_zpsf1gkmwnk.jpg)
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Why does this smell like my wife's pussy?
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Stormtrooper qualifying school: if you can miss at this range, you're in!
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Darwin Award reenactment: take five.
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You'll shoot your eye out.
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Nkwame soon regreted accepting the "african roulette" challenge
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Cpl. Nikimbe neglected to read the user manual for the new Osprey Night Scope....and subsequently had a rough day as Private Mukambo was a bit confused as to how to operate the gun safety....
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He's forgotten the face of his father.
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Stormtrooper qualifying school: if you can miss at this range, you're in!
Many good ones, but this one got me most. Winner!
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Thank ye Showdog!
Finding Nemo
Kingshmegland - 139
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 61
lonestar- 49
TAC - 41
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Finding Dory
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Snow Dog - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Finding Bigfoot
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(https://i557.photobucket.com/albums/ss14/NitroBeast70/Funny/tiger_zpsssuznpkf.jpg)
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This planking thing is out of control.
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Mike Tyson's courier service.
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Man listen to the roar of that engine.
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Coming home from the bar with some pussy.
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Calvin just never outgrew his love for Hobbes.
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I said go get em' tiger......not go get A tiger!
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Heeeeeee's Grrreeeeeaaaat!!!!
I'd like to see someone road rage this mofo. No, seriously, I would.
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Life of Pythagorean Theory
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Go ahead. Tailgate me motherfucker!
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The new Fuck PETA bumper sticker.
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Learning by fear is now very popular amongst driving schools in London
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Man, they got to work on Grenfell pretty quick!
too soon?
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What's Grenfell?
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Y 'all don't make it easy (which is a good thing), but this got me in an ol' soft spot. Winner:
Calvin just never outgrew his love for Hobbes.
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Wow, that was unexpected! Thank you!
Strength training
Kingshmegland - 139
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 61
lonestar- 49
TAC - 41
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Endurance training
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Snow Dog - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Potty training
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Next pic:
(https://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e316/snowdogg80/IMG_3989_zpsiqgjlm8x.jpg)
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Old McDonald owned a subway car EIEIO!
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This little piggy went to market.
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Warriors! Come out and play Warriors!
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I've got a sudden craving for shish-kabob.
The Dancing Bear team is asked to get a little.... kinky.
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Claustrophobia. You're knew deep in it now.
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'I know animals travel free, but I just don't think we'll get away with this'
'Stop sitting on my tail feathers'
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Warriors! Come out and play Warriors!
That was literally the first thing I thought of.
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Farmville: Urban Edition
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They're all going out to look for the Cock
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The gang soon regretted their choice of robbers masks
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Upon request you must give your seat up for furries.
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Confirmed: Fake meat still served at Subway
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Casting call for the reboot of Gremlins.
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I avoid the train whenever possible. There's usually a bunch of animals on the train.
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Heading to the annual Halloween party at the slaughterhouse.
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JUMANJI: Redneck Edition
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'I know animals travel free, but I just don't think we'll get away with this.'
Once again, lots that made me laugh, but this one takes it. Winner!
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Thanks. Unexpected as there were some good ones to choose from.
Blue Whales.
Kingshmegland - 139
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 61
lonestar- 49
TAC - 41
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Minky Whales
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Snow Dog - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Blobfish.
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Caption this...
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5 star airbags on that one.
My insurance just went up.
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"Larry, as much as I enjoy taking a walk I just don't feel like the world is a safe place"
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"Oh damn, I'd like to have an accident on her!"
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"Why the hell do those two keep humming..."mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmmm"?
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Hey, babe, wanna crash at my place tonight?
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Hey, babe, wanna crash at my place tonight?
:lol
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Hey mate, she's a blond, we might stand a chance...
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Wanna experience my vehicular ejection?
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Hello, I am C-I8U, human-cyborg relations.
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Hey Babe....why don't you let me show you why the back seat is the best seat.....
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You think she'd take on two dummies like us?
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I'll bet we could cornhole her on the freeway, and not even leave a mark.
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I just had an accident in my pants.
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Hey, I bet *those* headlights still work.
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Just commenting: I am glad I don't have to judge this one, as there's around a dozen winners
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I may not be CP30 but you can still play with my Golden Rod
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Hey toots... bet you didn't know we're trained in motorboats too. :eyebrows:
We are fully functional in every way... programmed in multiple techniques. A broad... variety of pleasuring.
We may not look like much, but we've got it where it counts.
I'm sorry I ordered a medium Pepperoni......not a large fat a$$, semen soaked heartless bitch!
Wrong contest!
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" Um, yeah, so like I was walking downtown, right, ya know, and like these two dummies just kept staring at me."
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So these two dummies and a blond walk into a bar...
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Shot from the "Dating for dummies" documentary
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Hey, babe, wanna crash at my place tonight?
Lots of great stuff all round, but that is genius. Winner.
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Thanks! Lots of good ones that I laughed at this round.
Running a race
Kingshmegland - 139
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 61
lonestar- 49
TAC - 41
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Running a machine
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Running late
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Next pic:
(https://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e316/snowdogg80/IMG_3994_zpsdtzzvlsc.jpg)
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What brings you to these parts, ladies?
Nun of your business.
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5 Bloody Marys please!
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Looks like they all have a bad 'habit'
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What wood you like to drink?
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Time for Father Murphy's weekly inspection ladies....
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Five nuns on the rag
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Circa 1977, bartender Richard Hudson finally found inspiration to form The Monks, along with the album cover for Bad Habits and began writing Nice Legs, Shame About Her Face
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And here I though a nun's ruler was their most dangerous weapon.
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Gee Sister Mildred, I actually preferred the stools in the last bar that had a wooden penis sticking up.
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New group..."The Bad Habits"
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5 Bloody Marys please!
Made me genuinely laugh out loud at work. Well played. Winner!
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WW2 Veterans
Kingshmegland - 139
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 61
lonestar- 49
TAC - 41
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
WWI Veterans
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Draft Dodgers
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(https://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20130828/15/kirin47/db/5d/j/o0640048012664546767.jpg?caw=800)
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Men! We carry 2 guns!
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The Provincetown militia.
Side note:
My ex father in law trained at Paris Island and fought in Vietnam, and told me that the footage in Full Metal Jacket of basic training was so realistic, he thought he was there.
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Recruiting the Counterstrike champions was a ballsy move
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Lighten up, Francis.
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Don't call me Francis.
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So that's how you reload?
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My ex father in law trained at Paris Island and fought in Vietnam, and told me that the footage in Full Metal Jacket of basic training was so realistic, he thought he was there.
Great story about that whole part of the movie. Kubrick hires an actor to play the GSgt, and Lee Ermey to be the technical advisor. Ermey wants the role of GSgt. Kubrock says no. Ermey puts on the GSgt uniform, goes through the routine of chewing out the new recruits. Kubrick decides that's better than anything he and his actor could have come up with. Gives Ermey the job.
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"This here's my rifle, this here's my magnum..."
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The United States Marine Corps...Developing Strong Bladders Since 1834.
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"We will march all :censored :censored night until we all are "standing at attention"!!!
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Even though it's outlawed as inhumane by the Geneva Convention, The Marines secretly continue practicing the "Nut Grab".
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Bosk1 teaching the moderators how to ban someone.
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The Winger Fan Club.
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Above all else men... balls always stay in.
Never let them see your camel toe.
How one handles Army jock-itch.
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Now I will show you how to pitch a tent and march at the same time
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I liked the Stripes reference, but never thought to highly of that movie.
Even though it's outlawed as inhumane by the Geneva Convention, The Marines secretly continue practicing the "Nut Grab".
TAC wins.
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Nice. Will post a new pic when I get home from work today.
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Super Max
Kingshmegland - 139
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 61
lonestar- 49
TAC - 42
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Max
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Veteran Minimun
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(https://wayalife.com/image.php?u=23891&dateline=1452573686)
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goddamned, I can't even reply that this jpg link aint' workin
Or, apparently I can.
"Easy, tiger. This is a 404 page.
You are totally in the wrong place. Do not pass GO; do not collect $200."
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This little piggy says "Look me in the eyeliner and say that again"
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Flashing The Triple Decker Burger Gang sign.
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"I'm going to close the Jersey public beaches for two..., no..., make that three days, so I can get some sun."
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Here the latest 'it' rapper.....Goth Buddah......snaps a selfie prior to his first Mall concert...
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Make that three roasted pigs.... and hurry up, I'm starving!!!
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NWO for Life.
This is what The Shocker looks like when your digits are mid-sized Johnsonville's that don't bend so good.
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Where "Black Forest ham" comes from
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Bernice takes a picture of her "stanky fingers" for her Tumblr account.
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Flashing The Triple Decker Burger Gang sign.
I'll be out of commission tomorrow. Going to wrap this up right now.
Joe, you're up.
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Nice PM Tim. :lol
I'll look for a pic now.
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:blush
:natalieportman:
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:lol
(https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/500x350q90/923/ANnR8Y.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/i/pnANnR8Yj)
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What do you get when you cross a henhouse with a whorehouse?
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Me
Kingshmegland - 140
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 61
lonestar- 49
TAC - 42
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Not Me
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Who?
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Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Guy Fieri's bathroom.
Read 'em and weep girls... straight flush.
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I told you I had four naked chicks over in my hot tub at the same time....and you didn't believe me.....
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Kingshmegland, this is the Caption Thread, not the What Are You Having For Dinner Thread.
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Michael Wilton, Eddie Jackson, Scott Rockenfield, and Parker Lundgren all trying to figure out what to do next.
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"Okay, so here's the story again...I was livin' on this farm commune in upstate NY at the time. There was plenty to eat, and I was spendin' most of my time just peckin' for food, and chasin' hens...when one day this one asshole hippy loaded a bunch of us onto a truck, and dropped us off at an egg processing plant. It was okay there...a bit crowded, and they made us guys bang a bunch of broads we wouldn't otherwise bang...but they kept sayin' they needed more egg layin' stock...so we was just glad to get the work...I mean my pecker was sore all the time, but at least I was gettin' laid, and the chow was a lot nicer than at the commune...besides work is work and we was damn glad to have it..so fugedaboudit! Anyways...I'd just finished with my shift, and I was tired...I remember I'd just got done bangin' this hen that had one wing shorter than the other one. And all she did when we was bangin' was she'd cluck once in a while...a real dead lay, ya know? But I remember she was the last one for the day..and I remember I had to pull out and whack off for a few minutes just so's I could finish...Ya know, you'd think they wouldn't want some of these hens layin' brood eggs cuz they'd have bad offspring, but whatta I know? I just worked there. Anyway...these two assholes were standing there with clipboards countin' hens...and I was tryin' to peck out a meal before I literally hit the hay; and I heard these two jokers arguing about the Yankee's and the Mets...You'ze guys know I'm a huge Mets fan...so one of them was going on some nonsense about Doc Gooden...so I just strutted up and said..."No, no, no...you got it all wrong...Dwight Gooden had 276 strikeouts in 1984 when he was just 19."
Well you'd a thought I'd hit em both in the face with a shovel! One of 'em started freakin out yellin about " A talkin' chicken!" And the other one was all freakin' out that I was right. First off...I'm a God damn rooster! And 2nd, I know my Mets!
Anyway...next thing you know they called the owner and he came down and we chatted for a while...then somebody said I probably needed to hire an agent...then it was Good Morning America...then I went to the UK and was on Graham Norton...then the Tonight Show with Fallon! He's a funny motherfucker...and a Mets fan too! Next thing ya know...I got money pourin' in, got this big assed house...and this here hot tub!"
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*knew there was gonna be a Dwight Gooden reference in there*
TV... this is the CAPTION thread, not the NOVELETTE thread.
Back to the captions
This is where homo roosters are put out to pasture.
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"Ya know, when he said 'It's 'shake and bake' time', I thought he was talking about music and dancing." :facepalm:
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"When is the last time you guys got head?"
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Mike: "So, I guess I'll be seeing all yous' guys in Fruita this year?"
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The recipe said to let the chicken chill in the sink for an hour.
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I told you I had four naked chicks over in my hot tub at the same time....and you didn't believe me.....
Winna!!
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Thank you, king (I thought the Count pulled one out at the end...)
BIG BIRD
Kingshmegland - 140
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 61
lonestar- 49
TAC - 42
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
FOGHORN LEGHORN
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
CHICKEN LITTLE
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(https://www.demilked.com/magazine/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/in-extremis-bodies-with-no-regret-remmidemmi-sandro-giordano-15.jpg)
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At what became known as the Tennis Ball Massacre, local law enforcement agents were stumped as to who could have perpetrated such a heinous act, until they spotted the calling card of the international crime lord known only as "Chino."
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Donkey Kong wins again.
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.
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Fault
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"Would someone PLEASE take the car keys away from Venus??"
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*knew there was gonna be a Dwight Gooden reference in there*
TV... this is the CAPTION thread, not the NOVELETTE thread
Aww come on...that was some funny shit. :biggrin:
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Chino gets his revenge.
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Potassium allergies are a mother fucker
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At what became known as the Tennis Ball Massacre, local law enforcement agents were stumped as to who could have perpetrated such a heinous act, until they spotted the calling card of the international crime lord known only as "Chino."
I didn't participate in that thread, but I followed it. Instant winner!!!
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That thread didn't need participation to be enjoyed. Kinda like sex with a corpse.
Boxers
Kingshmegland - 140
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 61
lonestar- 49
TAC - 42
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Briefs
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Going Commando
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Because my daughter is totally in to this series now and I am reading these books to her all the time...
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1/2017/06/01/19/wire-684181-1496342416-653_634x347.jpg)
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I just can't wait for the sequel - Vice Rear Admiral Underpants
Beware of the shart.
With a boiler like that, and T-Rex arms... how does one scratch one's boys?
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I'm Pedoman, here to touch to inappropriately!
Black Kid : Are you Batman?
White Kid : Nah he's Fatman.
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Introducing the all-new Pampers Super-dry
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Scenes from around the world, when a person stands up and proudly proclaims, "I won the DTF Caption Contest!"
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Ok so this one wasn't very good I guess. Go ahead DragonAttack, you win!
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I didn't know the tennis one was over. I posted a caption that I wasn't proud of, so I banned myself from the thread of that pic as punishment.
Didn't know we moved onto another.
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Thanks, Cool Chris. Participation has been down during these summer months.
TAC, a Roger Federer 'Not on my lawn' would have worked for the previous one, eh?
OAKLAND ATHLETICS
Kingshmegland - 140
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 61
lonestar- 49
TAC - 42
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
PHILADELPHIA ATHLETICS
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(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OwY9d2baji0/hqdefault.jpg)
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Best orgasm ever.... peanut in the vagina
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There's something fishy about this.
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Just had to verify how you "identify"... there might have been nuts up there!
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That elephant is making America great again.
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Talk about junk in the trunk.
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Herbert the Pervert is reincarnated as an elephant.
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Trump's pet elephant.
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FarmersOnly.com matches another couple!
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Fargo the Aisian elephant LOVES Roast Beef....
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Sadly, an hour later the elephant had to be put down due to a bad case of "junk in the trunk".
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Talk about junk in the trunk.
Sadly, an hour later the elephant had to be put down due to a bad case of "junk in the trunk".
Paying attention: You suck at it.
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Talk about junk in the trunk.
Sadly, an hour later the elephant had to be put down due to a bad case of "junk in the trunk".
Paying attention: You suck at it.
Different perspective, but thanks for taking time out of writing Yelp reviews to look out for the thread. :\
:biggrin:
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The one thing this elephant wishes he could forget
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Wow, he said he was hung like an elephant.
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Talk about junk in the trunk.
Sadly, an hour later the elephant had to be put down due to a bad case of "junk in the trunk".
Paying attention: You suck at it.
Different perspective, but thanks for taking time out of writing Yelp reviews to look out for the thread. :\
:biggrin:
lol... I know I'm being a bit of a tool when I do this, but it's kinda turned into a 'thing' for me. So, in future... if/when I do this again, don't anyone get all butthurt. :biggrin:
resume captioning....
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19.99 oil change.
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After his appearance on the cover of Dream Theater's Black Clouds And Silver Linings, Abe the Elephant started to rack up tons of rock n roll groupies.
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"Hey fellas... who's thirsty? I got a squirter over here!"
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Talk about junk in the trunk.
Sadly, an hour later the elephant had to be put down due to a bad case of "junk in the trunk".
Paying attention: You suck at it.
Different perspective, but thanks for taking time out of writing Yelp reviews to look out for the thread. :\
:biggrin:
lol... I know I'm being a bit of a tool when I do this, but it's kinda turned into a 'thing' for me. So, in future... if/when I do this again, don't anyone get all butthurt. :biggrin:
resume captioning....
:lol
I would hope no one would get butt hurt for Pete's sake.
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I would hope no one would get butt hurt for Pete's sake.
Paying attention: You're doing it write.
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"Horton Huffs a Ho"
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Dumbo is a playa.
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I really :lol at the current occupant DT joke, the DT band joke, laughed at all the others, loved the bickering ;) ... but I gave the ever so slight edge to....
"Hey fellas... who's thirsty? I got a squirter over here!"
Hope I get a positive Yelp from you, jingle.boy. You're up!
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Thank you sir. Some top shelf captions there that had me rofl.
Aim's with Heart
Kingshmegland - 140
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 62
lonestar- 49
TAC - 42
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Aim's with Hand
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Forgotten the face of their father
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Let's give this one a go
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ff_4463.jpg)
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Now somewhere in the black mining hills of Dakota, there lived a young boy.....
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Who's tired of scavenging food out of people's trash cans? This guy.
Waiter! Scotch on the rocks, please. Make it a double.
-
Gonna complain about this Bed & Breakfast...
Only thing it breaks fast is my back
-
The stalker at Tori Spellings house.
-
Shit Larry. How'd we end up here?
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Tori Spelling, stalking my house
-
Moose's parachute never opened.
-
(voice from 'The Fly') "Help me!"
"Hey, Tori, take off that bra, and I'll fondle those breasts. Let's get down and dirty. ...Uh..., sorry. Lately, for some reason, my mind's been in the gutter.".
-
After 2 Guardians movies, Rocket got type cast and wound up in the gutter.
-
Gonna complain about this Bed & Breakfast...
Only thing it breaks fast is my back
Sounds like an accurate Yelp review. :neverusethis:
You're up!
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Thanks Jingle...
Saurons inner circle
Kingshmegland - 140
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 62
lonestar- 49
TAC - 42
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Sarumans friends
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Wormtounges companions
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Let's try this one....
(https://flic.kr/p/7XJkDi)
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This one works I hope...
(https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4052/4568808671_85298dedc3_z.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/7XJkDi) (https://flic.kr/p/7XJkDi)
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It's Tempus Vox... and Vox Tempus.
-
Shift change in Heaven. "Whatever you do, do not drop Earth!"
-
Looks like they drank too much Sunny D. Because they're definitely unleashing the power of the sun.
-
Gonna give you until tomorrow morning swedish time if any bright ideas show up.....
So maybe 14 hours left....
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'Well, Stanley, got any more bright ideas?'
(too plagaristic? ;))
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When you fight over the same Penthouse Magazine.
-
When you fight over the same Penthouse Magazine.
Not those guys! :lol
-
Mr Noodle and Mr Noodle's brother Mr Noodle meet Boo bah.
-
'Well, Stanley, got any more bright ideas?'
(too plagaristic? ;))
Obviously trying to roper a win. ;D
-
When you fight over the same Penthouse Magazine.
Not those guys! :lol
That's every guy Tim! :lol
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SHARP! DISTANCE!
-
Something tells me that's not the first large white ball those two have fondled together
-
I am the keymaster!
NO! I AM THE KEYMASTER!
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SHARP! DISTANCE!
Back at ya Jingle... you're up
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YES!!! lol
Ren & Stimpy
Kingshmegland - 140
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 63
lonestar- 49
TAC - 42
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Rocky & Bullwinkle
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Beavis & Butthead
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Giver a go
(https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03552/potd-squirrel_ches_3552084k.jpg)
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Lose one, on to the heart of the sunrise.
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Trumps latest tweet to continue his perceived bro-mance with French President Macron
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'Holy sh*t! Never expected that Shirov king to king's bishop 3 move!'
'I think it was autumn when your turn came up.'
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Goodbye my queen of the city of ice
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"Aw nuts!, it is a checkmate"--- "Nuts! Where's the nuts?"
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Ebony and ivory.
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Peck Mate
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Giver a go
(https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03552/potd-squirrel_ches_3552084k.jpg)
Ah. The government in action.
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Do you want the top or the bottom?
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(https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03552/potd-squirrel_ches_3552084k.jpg)
"You know nothing...about chess...Jon Snow!"
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Guess this one was a bit of a dud.
Peck Mate
None-the-less, this was a quality submission. You're up G.
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King of the Duds I am.....thank you my fine Canadian compadre....
Rudess Era
Kingshmegland - 140
gmillerdrake - 96
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 63
lonestar- 49
TAC - 42
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Moore Era
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Era heads
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Next Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/0gj1O1m.jpg) (https://imgur.com/0gj1O1m)
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Can you [img] the link?
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Um..can you un [img] the link?
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Meanwhile, in TAC's basement....
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....it's Winger time!!
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Daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for this walking/breathing Chris Hansen target
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Forget the Space Dye Vest. I'm all about the Space Dye Bikini now.
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Pinkie wants his Pie
-
Voted the worst Freddie Mercury costume at a Queen convention
(google Freddie Mercury Invisible Man images if you don't believe me)
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Eunuchorn!
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Look! It's Cornholio and his trusted steed, Trump Jr.
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The Marvel movie canon is getting out of control.
-
Chatroulette is a getting bit eclectic.
Rico's webcast idea - Bedroom Karaoke.
Host of the Reddit forum "Voted most likely to get arrested in High School"
In his VR, he's either flying a dragon in Skyrim or skull fucking Donkey from Shrek.
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Louise's security camera finally explains the brown streaks she's had to clean the past two years.
Rather than air guitar after one too many, Bobby would totally lose himself during Iron Maiden's 'Run To The Hills' video.
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Eunuchorn!
Winner!
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Thank you!
Disney World
Kingshmegland - 140
gmillerdrake - 96
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 63
lonestar- 49
TAC - 42
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Disney Land
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Dis Knee on Ice
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Next Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/9Nfk690.jpg)
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DTF Meetup.
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Cosplay Mashup... Star Wars + The Godfather
Darth Dio and Bieber Fett
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Everybody goes the the Roast of Frank Sinatra.
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celebrations abound in the Empire after the Emperor endorsed same sex marriage
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At the First Annual "Pimps Up, Sith Down" Convention.
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"Luke, I am your daddy."
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Is that a lightdildo under your coat or are you just happy to see me?
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Promo shot for 'Vadar & Fett'...a lawyer service the Empire can count on
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Bosk and Nick at the Mod Halloween party.
The Shocker: You're both doing it wrong.
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"Two Middle aged Virgins in Repose", 2014
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Studio BB8
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What happens on Coruscant, Stays on Coruscant.
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"We are two Wild and crazy guys!"
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Elvis, Darth Vadar & Boba Fett walk into a bar......
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Is that a block of carbonite in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Studio BB8
Winner...
some other worthy entries as usual - almost a boomerang win, but this one got me
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Thanks! I'll have to post a pic later today!
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Thank you!
Tom Brady
Kingshmegland - 141
gmillerdrake - 96
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 63
lonestar- 49
TAC - 42
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Marcus Mariota
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Butt Fumble
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/500x350q90/922/iJHan4.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/i/pmiJHan4j)
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My high school life summed up in a picture.
Hard to find the pu$$y
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This couch absorbed so much prime time flatulence that kitty is convinced it's a recently deceased tauntaun.
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Armchair quarterbacking gone extreme.
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Excuse me... do you have any grey poupon?
Oh, you're home early. The dog did this.
Gimee a bottle of anything. And a glazed donut.... to go-o-o-o
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The spin-off "Puss in Upholstery" did not.take off, much to DreamWork's chagrin.
-
Kuato's favorite hiding spot....
-
The best hiding spot from Johnnie Walker Kiito ever found...
-
Does this sofa make me look fat?
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(https://m.popkey.co/17d9dd/DeRZw.gif)
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/500x350q90/922/iJHan4.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/i/pmiJHan4j)
When someone mentions Chinese food.
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/500x350q90/922/iJHan4.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/i/pmiJHan4j)
When someone mentions Chinese food.
Winna!
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Can't send pm. In box full.
-
Thanks!
1984
Kingshmegland - 141
gmillerdrake - 96
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 63
lonestar- 49
TAC - 42
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 21
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
A Different Kind of Truth
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Van Halen III
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Your next picture
(https://duckduckgrayduck.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/funny-band-photos-10.jpg)
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TAC's secret weekend gig.
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Top (4) Finalists for 'Hide the Hamster'
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TAC's secret weekend gig.
I'm 3000 miles away and you still suck! :lol
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Squeal Panther
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Winger!
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A Band even Coz shies away from.
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Children of Bondage
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These guys were too glam even for Rikki Rocket to join them.
UFO's buried 1986 promo pics when they briefly thought glam was the way to go.
Larry, Gary, Barry, and Terry thought their initials would make the ideal band name.
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Rockercise!! With the new hit single "Neon Bulge!"
-
Every Rose may have its thorn, but I can point to four guys who haven't used their 'thorn' on a 'rose' in quite some time....
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WHERE IS YOUR OTHER HAND!?!?!?
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"Excuse me......we heard a rumor that there were some Mexicans around here willing to Cornhole.......does anyone happen to know where they are?"
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Who's a special boy......you're a special boy
-
Is this the original 'Sons of Apollo'?
-
Is this the original 'Sons of Apollo'?
Ehh.....I'd say they're more like the "Daughters of Venus"
-
:D
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Stop it! I want to wear Saffron!
No I want to wear Saffron!
Stop it! Don't touch me!
Boys! Cut it out!
-
Every Rose may have its thorn, but I can point to four guys who haven't used their 'thorn' on a 'rose' in quite some time....
A lot of good ones, but this one takes it. You're up!
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Why thank you!!
PROG
Kingshmegland - 141
gmillerdrake - 97
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 63
lonestar- 49
TAC - 42
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 21
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
GRUNGE
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
alley cats
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Your next picture
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The Stig unwinds after another Top Gear shoot.
"He said he wanted to fuck four pussies tonight. Please help."
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If only I wasn't neutered.
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Clearly, OJ's back in town.
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"Okay, they're out. Noodles, commence with phase one of 'Operation: World Takeover.'"
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Pussy on Pussy crime.
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Tempus Vox just will not reveal his identity under any circumstances.
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"All this pussy, and all the dude wants to do is watch NASCAR!"
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What really happened to D.B. Cooper.
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Morris the Cat lives like a boss!
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we have plenty of protection they said... come over and help us handle some crazy pussy they said...
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Just another day at Zydar's mansion.
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Tempus Vox just will not reveal his identity under any circumstances.
Winna! There were a couple I liked but this one seemed pretty appropriate....
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Great!
New pic after work.
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The Iron Maiden Discography Thread
Kingshmegland - 141
gmillerdrake - 97
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 63
lonestar- 49
TAC - 43
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 21
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
The Queensryche Discography Thread
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
The Winger Discography Thread
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Yum. Diabetes.
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****recites TOOL lyrics in head****
...this may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.....
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mmmmm.... cholesterol!
Deep fried dildo
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mmmmm.... Deep fried dildo
J Boy, this is the Caption Thread, not the Food Thread...
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C'mon man... act like you've been there before
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I'll have what he's having.
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Shit.... so this is what happened with the intestines I had surgigally removed!!!
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Fried horse rectum...a West Virginia delicacy.
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Fried horse rectum...a West Virginia delicacy.
Good enough!
You're up, man.
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I drive into the badlands of New Mexico for a week, and this ends up drier than what I travelled through.
Whazzup!!!
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You didn't happen to see Tempus Vox on the side of the road did you? His inbox is apparently full.
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Sorry! I'm in Reykjavik and on my phone. Can someone post a pic for me, please? Won't be stateside until the 5th.
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Posting For TV with updated standings....
Fire
Kingshmegland - 141
gmillerdrake - 97
TempusVox- 89
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 63
lonestar- 49
TAC - 43
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 21
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Ice
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Urine
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Next Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/qAyeNHV.jpg) (https://imgur.com/qAyeNHV)
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TAC 2017: Using technology like a boss.
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Bill Gates gets off to this picture.
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Turn baby.... turn!!!
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Speaking of Windows 95'......I have a hunch this dude's been smoothly peering through many of them in the shadows of nightfall since 95'.......
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Still more fly than Vanilla Ice
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I'M MICROHARD BITCH!
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'Care to take a peek at my floppy?'
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'My floppy has gone floppy by trying to hold this pose for two weeks.'
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Tempus Vox apparently brought his turntable to Iceland.
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Still more fly than Vanilla Ice
Sorry for the delay. I'll time things better in the future.
Winner!!
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Thank you TV! Nice coming back from my Irma shelter location to find power on and a caption win in the inbox!
Harvey
Kingshmegland - 141
gmillerdrake - 97
TempusVox- 89
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 63
lonestar- 49
TAC - 43
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 21
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Irma
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
"The U"
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Next Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/w70Rgjr.jpg)
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This Trump supporter still insists that climate change isn't real.
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A pirate forgot where he parked.
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Great....now there are hipster Pirates
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I say old chap, do you have any grey poupon? :yarr
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YAAAAAAARRRRRR! I lost the map to my big bottle of bubble refill!!
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I have to pee.
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Irma? Never heard of her.
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In a rare interview, Poseidon talks losing custody of the Seas to Climate Change and explains the odd circumstances surrounding the loss of his eye which consisted of his Trident, 14 ounces of sensual lube and four freshly caught Flounders.
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Gotta light?
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Deadliest Catch: Houston.
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You might feel a warm current of water in a second.....
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Say goodbye to finding your fake eyeball.
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Trump was right. The is "not good".
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Winner! :yarr
Great....now there are hipster Pirates
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Thank you kind Sir!
Skittles
Kingshmegland - 141
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 89
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 63
lonestar- 49
TAC - 43
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 21
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Reeses Pieces
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Peeps
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Next Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/DftQA0m.jpg)
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Animal strip club, and the cocks still can't touch the pussy.
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I'd cluck it.
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So that's why the chicken crossed the road.
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No seriously, Dwight Gooden had 276 strikeouts in 1984.
Rectum?? Damn near killed 'em.
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C'mon folks.....need a few more.
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What it's like for the Bills, Dolphins, and Jets to look up at the Patriots every year.
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70's Porn. 3 pricks and a hairy pussy.
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Kibbles and bit.
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Chicken #1: Which hole do you think the egg comes out from?
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3 chickens, 1 cup.
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Which one of you guys remembered to bring the penis?
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70's Porn. 3 pricks and a hairy pussy.
Winna! you're up Joe!!!
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Thank you Gary! I'll post a pic when I get out of work.
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Here you go!
(https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/300x600q90/924/SBmxmq.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/poSBmxmqj)
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What happens when Kingshmegland tries to return a movie while posting on DTF on his phone.
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When Republican's pass an infrastructure bill.
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The border wall is looking great so far...
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Visual representation of my emotional stability....
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In Arkansas, this is considered "up to code.
The Circle K is over-run by a masonry-beatle colony.
When you hire a bricklayer with a certificate from Trump University.
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For some reason, Cletus couldn't understand the insurance company not giving him a big check for..wrapping a pole.
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Visual representation of my emotional stability....
Do you want a hug?
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Visual representation of my emotional stability....
Do you want a hug?
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The border wall is looking great so far...
Winner!
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Venom
Kingshmegland - 142
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 89
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 63
lonestar- 49
TAC - 43
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 22
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Poison
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Ratt
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Your next picture:
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Geoff Tate has a private show for the Geoff Tate fanclub.
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Rats..... why did it have to be... rats?
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Oh hey fellas. Wanna put on a show for the Planet Earth III camera crew?
Oh, you and THIS army. I'll be on my way.
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Who's up for bukake?
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S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sodapop Curtis runs into The Greasers
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John Holmes lining up some hairy pussy.
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Curtis the Cobra picked the wrong time to play possum.
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"...so the drunk says, 'so is the mongoose'! Hahahaha... Ah, come on guys... Is this thing on?"
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Looks like protesting is the cool thing to to EVERYWHERE now.....
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Richard Dawkins guest lectures at Liberty College.
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Snaking in on the Coitus Globus
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Geoff Tate has a private show for the Geoff Tate fanclub.
This one got me right out the gate. You're up!
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Thanks Count!
Count Chocula
Kingshmegland - 142
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 89
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 63
lonestar- 49
TAC - 44
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 22
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Frosted Flakes
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Meusli
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Next pic!
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Look Mom....no seat!
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So, TAC, you were the one spying on me and my wife
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And then he said that Harem Scarem was better than UFO!
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♬♬ She's only Seventy.... SEVENTY ♬♬
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Hugh Hefner died how he lived: taking a hot and busty broad for a ride.
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Wrecked 'em?? Damn near killed 'em!
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♬♬ She's only Seventy.... SEVENTY ♬♬
♬♬ Doctor says she's too old, but she's young enough for ME ♬♬
I was going to post "mortician says she's..." but I thought that would come off a bit harsh.
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This is a 10 Speed Ethel not a stick shift....
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20 years from now, Steve Vai finally has another "incident" with Mildred.
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While bike shopping, Rose was more enthusiastic about the vibrating seats option than George.
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The last time George was this happy riding something it was in 1945 at the expense of a German hooker with three nipples who could throw darts without using her limbs.
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Thanks Preparation-H!
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“Dagnabbit, Lois, stop screaming! I’m not going that fast!”
“My Depends would say otherwise!”
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Tour de Flatulence
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♬♬ She's only Seventy.... SEVENTY ♬♬
♬♬ Doctor says she's too old, but she's young enough for ME ♬♬
I was going to post "mortician says she's..." but I thought that would come off a bit harsh.
Gregg, you're up. I liked J Boy's but you took it next level.
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♬♬ She's only Seventy.... SEVENTY ♬♬
♬♬ Doctor says she's too old, but she's young enough for ME ♬♬
I was going to post "mortician says she's..." but I thought that would come off a bit harsh.
Gregg, you're up. I liked J Boy's but you took it next level.
It's so nice for people to plagiarize my ideas and take the win. This is like the 3rd or 4th time this has happened!!!
Congrats Gregg... I was trying to come up with something for that second line, but couldn't figure out how to work a "daddy" in there.
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It's so nice for people to plagiarize my ideas and take the win. This is like the 3rd or 4th time this has happened!!!
Congrats Gregg... I was trying to come up with something for that second line, but couldn't figure out how to work a "daddy" in there.
Well, yours was very clever, but not funny enough to win. It was the play on words in the second line that got me.
Wait...Let me fix this!
I'll update the standings!
Melons
Kingshmegland - 142
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 89
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 63.5
lonestar- 49
TAC - 44
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 22
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16.5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Grapes
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Prunes
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Gregg..you pick the next pic!
;D
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I'm good with that! Anything to keep the whinging to a minimum.
From the Post your picture thread.
(https://i.imgur.com/y3ydUVC.jpg)
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Jordan Rudess fans send a big hello to Derek Sherinian.
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The opposite of Deadpool... it's gonna feel tiny.
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Raise it if you don't know where that fingers been
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Shocker v2017 - 7 in the stink... Cram pulls double duty. hehe, I said duty.
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What band name would you have preferred: 'Sons of Apollo' or 'The Surfin' Birds'?
Houston Oiler fans show the nation 'Who's #1' !!!
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Even though there were six men left on earth, the last woman chose extinction.
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Hey Derek! This is how many fingers Jordan needs to emulate your sound.
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Is El Barto giving Blue-Shirt the Vulcan Nerve Pinch?
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Spot the Virgin. (Hint: you have a 5 out of 6 chance)
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Spot the virgin killer. You have a 1 out of 6 chance.
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He would later use that giant hand to strangle Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty to death for crashing the annual Prog Jerk.
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Circle Jerk: You're doing it wrong.
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What DreamTheaterForums thinks of Mike Portnoy's comments.
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I suppose I should put this to bed.
He would later use that giant hand to strangle Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty to death for crashing the annual Prog Jerk.
Winner!
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Ricky
Kingshmegland - 142
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 63.5
lonestar- 49
TAC - 44
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 22
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16.5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Bubbles
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Cyrus
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(https://i991.photobucket.com/albums/af40/catherineisfun/l_2ba90df28a334359a9993c225960fb51.jpg) (https://s991.photobucket.com/user/catherineisfun/media/l_2ba90df28a334359a9993c225960fb51.jpg.html)
Your next pic...
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Guess who can't hold her roofie's.
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And now we hear the mating call of the sorority girl.
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Darklord Lalinc and a new set of hostages.
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Pic from a Red carpet after party in Harvey Weinstein's hotel room.
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Ford replaced the airbag with a windbag.
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TV got the warning for Photobucket and just ignored it.
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^
Or, when one puts up a pic of Claude Reins.
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:lol
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TV got the warning for Photobucket and just ignored it.
To be fair, I could see it yesterday? TV, just so you know (you might still be able to see the picture), but no one else can since it's being hosted on photobucket).
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Apparently Mrs Vox didn't like seeing Tempus in action.
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And now we hear the mating call of the sorority girl.
Winner!
Sorry about the hosting thing. Had no clue. What a rip-off!
Yer up!
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Thanks!
Geoffery
Kingshmegland - 142
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 63.5
lonestar- 49
TAC - 44
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 23
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16.5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Melman
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Healthy Harold
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Your next pic:
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7ojpZnQJ6I4/TtXTtEBneWI/AAAAAAAAA7c/46fVyEDOawk/s1600/Giraffe-funny-5.jpg)
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These Furry Conventions are Getting INSANE!!
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The only way to change the lightbulb in a cathedral ceiling.
-
The young buck is obviously a virgin.
-
Buck buck #2!!
Aaaahhh! Tomi Lahren!!!
Dancing With the Stars: Zoo Edition
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A mouse!!
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Ahhh, spicing it up I see. Well good for you two!
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"DfA!"
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That awkward moment when your condom breaks.
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Ahhh, spicing it up I see. Well good for you two!
Winner!
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I won! Woo doggy!
The Pickle Kings
Kingshmegland - 142
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
Tick - 68
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 63.5
lonestar- 49
TAC - 44
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 23
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16.5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Cole Slaw Clowns
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Pond Scum
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Next...
(https://smashinghub.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Newspaper-Man-l_thumb.jpg)
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Claude Rains goes to Tokyo.
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He was a paper boy, she said see ya later boy...
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Sometimes you cover the news, and sometimes the news covers you.
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I bet he smells like fish too.
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Tutankhamun catching up.
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'Something about the reading the news that day, it felt like I was staring into a mirror'
Trumps worst nightmare, a new superhero arrives - Fake News Man.
Whose black and white and read all over?
-
Whose black and white and read all over?
:tup
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It reads itself!
-
Penthouse and Hustler man have much better style.
-
The newspaper is a dead medium? Oh shit!!
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He was a paper boy, she said see ya later boy...
Definitely some great entries but this one was so silly I really chuckled when I read it! You be up! :tup
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Thanks!
Spider-Man Homecoming
Kingshmegland - 142
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
Tick - 68
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 63.5
lonestar- 49
TAC - 44
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16.5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
The Amazing Spider-Man
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Spider-Man 3
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Your next pic
(https://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Funny-ANimal-Pictures-Squirrel-Spider.jpg)
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Gonna bump this to try to keep the game alive.
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Yeah... I got nothing.
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Sorry, Count. I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
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"Your nuts... give them to me now".
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Spider Monkey..... I haven’t heard that name in years.....
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Doc... I think you fucked up my prescription.
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Early versions of Game of Thrones had a 4-eyed squirrel instead of a 3-eyed raven. Readers were puzzled why a squirrel wanted to teach Bran to fly...
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Steam punk. You're doin' it wrong.
-
Hey Derek, you're a four-faced liar...
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Steam Powered Squirrels.
-
Who...the Red Squirrel that's been stealing all the bird seed.....nope, haven't seen him?
-
It's a good thing Leonard doesn't have lazy eye syndrome ... no one would ever know who he was looking at, and every conversation would be a Raging Bull re-enactment
Meanwhile, in Chernobyl.
Early casting call for Kingmen 3: Emerald Eye
<hhmmm... turns out I did have something>
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It's a Squirrantula.
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"How these things work? Winter coming, can't find no nuts!"
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Bubbles from Trailer Park Rodents.
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X-Ray glasses to look at your nuts.
-
Meanwhile, in Chernobyl.
<hhmmm... turns out I did have something>
You did have something. That something was a winner.
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Thanks... will post update later today.
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Larry & Curly
Kingshmegland - 142
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
Tick - 68
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 64
lonestar- 49
TAC - 44
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16.5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Eeney, Meeney, & Meiney
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Mo
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ff_4729.jpg)
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It would be great if just once, I could check into a hotel and they could make a towel animal that could suck my dick.
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Not a caption, but looks like my former employer! (and I don't mean the towel guy...)
-
If you upgrade to the penthouse suite....you'll be surprised with the David Carradine towel rendition.
Too soon?
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Alrighty then. Apparently this pic blew. Tim takes it with a good chuckle despite the fact it was a 50/50 chance.
You're up mate
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Jack o lantern
Kingshmegland - 142
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
Tick - 68
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 64
lonestar- 49
TAC - 45
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Podaar - 16.5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Jack e Chan
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Jack ing off
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Next Pick:
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/79/68/dc/7968dca941b5a07adab63e193d192094--funny-jobs-omg-facts.jpg)
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He is truly eunuch.....
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Soldier, at attention!
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Podaar hires a stripper to try and entice King into posting a Scene From The Hat.
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Podaar hires a stripper to try and entice King into posting a Scene From The Hat.
Oh shit. I won? LOL
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Well...I know of at least two things I'd love to see when visiting Great Britan
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A Queens Guard clashes with a beefeater.
-
If he even tried to move right now, he would be destined for the "Ministry of Silly Walks"
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After his shift, Reginald was shocked to discover a blister.
-
The hat isn’t the only thing of his that’s standing straight...
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He’s been standing so long waiting for TAC to pick a winning that his legs are completely numb.
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Now THERE is a MILF.
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Podaar hires a stripper to try and entice King into posting a Scene From The Hat.
This made me laugh the most.
You're up Gregg!
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Thanks, Buddy. You just never know what caption will get you the victory!
Mercedes G65
Kingshmegland - 142
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
Tick - 68
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 64
lonestar- 49
TAC - 45
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Podaar - 17.5
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Cadillac XT5
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Kia Sedona
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Next Pick:
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/H-G6wnbmxsw/maxresdefault.jpg)
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"Aaaaahhhhhh"
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That's a CILF.
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The new Zebra edition is here.
-
After a drunken night at the Spacey household.
When Jay Leno wants to buy another car.
-
Podaar had quite the fun time 'waxing' his car....
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No I said "Bugatti" not Bukkaki....
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Wax on wax off.
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That was one big fuckin’ seagull!
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I heard when you wash your car, you get hair in your palms.
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That was one big fuckin’ seagull!
So glad I hopped back to see the previous page....I was going to go with Pigeon......
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That was one big fuckin’ seagull!
So glad I hopped back to see the previous page....I was going to go with Pigeon......
Side note:
Don't you hate it when you come up with an idea for these things and then see someone else beat you to it? It's happened to me way more than once. Bonus points if you have it typed out and that pink text "Someone else has posted before you have" warning shows up when you hit the "Post" button, and the person who ninja'd you said the SAME DAMN THING you were going to. HATE that.
That said, great minds think alike, I suppose! ;)
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Wow... that car is loaded!
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Randy Marsh was here.
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Hi I'm Earl Scheib, and I'll paint any car for $99.00 dollars
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Regular: 6.99
Wax: 9.99
Splooge: 12.99
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When you've worked yourself into such a lather due to exteme road rage, it's best to chill for a spell.
-
After a drunken night at the Spacey household.
When Jay Leno wants to buy another car.
I couldn't tell if this was one or two entries. :lol Either way, it's a winner!
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What a time to run out of water!
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Sweet! Thanks! (And it was intended as two separate entries... ;) )
Lasagna
Kingshmegland - 142
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
Tick - 68
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 64
lonestar- 49
TAC - 45
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Podaar - 17.5
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Spaghetti
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Snow Dog - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Vegetti
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Next pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/RjVWLHk.jpg)
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♪♫ If you start me up/if you start me up, I'll never stop ♪♫
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🎵Shock me, make me feel better🎵
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So, now Consumer Safety has to put written instructions into electrical vibrating butt plug boxes :facepalm:
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Million to one shot Doc .... million to one.
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Operation: Adult Version
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Popeil Complete Felching Tube, now with LED lighting and retractile cord for enhanced gerbil safety.
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It's a boy!!
-
When chincing out on the DC model is a bad idea.
220/221.... whatever it takes.
The Shocker.... literally.
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Plug it in, plug it in...
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Plug it in, plug it in...
PULL IT OUT!! PULL IT OUT!!!!!!
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220/221.... whatever it takes.
:lol
Million to one shot Doc .... million to one.
:lol
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That asshole can light up the sky!
-
Debbie was more electric than usually...
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These go to eleven.
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These go to eleven inches.
;D
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I'm sorry sir, apparently someone pulled the plug.
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Million to one shot Doc .... million to one.
Lots that made me laugh, but this takes it. You’re up!
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Y
Kingshmegland - 142
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
Tick - 68
jingle.boy - 65
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 45
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Podaar - 17.5
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Y
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Snow Dog - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Z
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(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12444)
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Dude, that guy’s schlong takes up two pages?! Damn!... Oh wait, that’s mine...
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Hoff gets off on little Hoff's airbrushed coif.
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The Hessischer Kulturpreis committee surprises David when they slip the winner's announcement in the pages of his memoirs.
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What happens in KIT's back seat.....stays in KITs back seat.
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Wait....that was a beach! then why'd they call it BAYwatch?
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He used to be hooked on a feeling. Now he’s hooked on phonics.
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Now THAT'S a burger I'd roll around on the Floor with!!!!!
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Dwight Gooden had 276 strikeouts in 1984?!
-
So while I was practicing my lines with SpongeBob, Patrick was banging my wife??
-
Is that really my bar tab?
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(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12444)
The moment you realize you're full of shit.
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I used to be straight!? :o
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What happens in KIT's back seat.....stays in KITs back seat.
I'm mostly disturbed that you don't know it's KITT.
Dude, that guy’s schlong takes up two pages?! Damn!... Oh wait, that’s mine...
Snow Dog gets the instant boomerang victory. This one was glorious.
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I used to be straight!? :o
:rollin
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KIT was a transgender?
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Unexpected victory. Dick jokes for the win! On to the upper tier!
Cleveland Brown
Kingshmegland - 142
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
Tick - 68
jingle.boy - 65
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 45
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Podaar - 17.5
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
Cleveland Browns
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Cleveland Steamer
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Next pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/o0Xm8Zo.jpg)
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Humpty Dumpty: Gender Equality Edition
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The moment Humpty Dumpty knew how to have all the king's horses AND all the king's men.
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What came first, the bitch or the egg?
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Transgender Humpty had a great fall. All the folks on the right shouted with delight while the left just protested, the wall wasn't built right.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Transgender Humpty had a great fall. All the folks on the right shouted with delight while the left just protested, the wall wasn't built right.
:clap:
Tick wins.
You're up! :tup
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If only my username was "Toe". :D
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Transgender Humpty had a great fall. All the folks on the right shouted with delight while the left just protested, the wall wasn't built right.
:clap:
Tick wins.
You're up! :tup
Except for the fact that you ain't judgin this round. :P
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I’d like to scramble her eggs...
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"Goo goo, ga joob!"
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So I didn't win? Bummer... :-\
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She lost herself within his solitary shell
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I bet her name is Ovary
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She must be one of the local yolk-als.
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She’s showing a LOT of crack in that outfit
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I’d like to scramble her eggs...
She prefers to be hard boiled
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I’d like to scramble her eggs...
She prefers to be hard boiled
I’d do her sunny side up.
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I bet her name is Ovary
Or Mulva
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I’d like to scramble her eggs...
She prefers to be hard boiled
I’d do her sunny side up.
I'd do her in three minutes.
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She would not be so happy if she saw the poor knights behind her...
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Transgender Humpty had a great fall. All the folks on the right shouted with delight while the left just protested, the wall wasn't built right.
The one about the kings horses and men had me laughing out loud at work, but this... this is brilliant. Nice job. You’re up, Tick!
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Except for the fact that you ain't judgin this round. :P
:neverusethis:
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Transgender Humpty had a great fall. All the folks on the right shouted with delight while the left just protested, the wall wasn't built right.
The one about the kings horses and men had me laughing out loud at work, but this... this is brilliant. Nice job. You’re up, Tick!
Woo hoo, thanks dog! I post a new pic to start the week in a bit! :tup
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Cleveland Browns blow
Kingshmegland - 142
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
Tick - 69
jingle.boy - 65
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 45
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Podaar - 17.5
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
Cleveland Browns are shit
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Cleveland is a toilet
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Next up...
(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/9ae2befe029fae49f5b120f8a6ec14f5.jpg)
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We found Hefdaddy!
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We found Hefdaddy!
But who is the guy on his back?
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George Steinbrenner on his trek to Egypt to find the next hot young prospect.
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"Which way to the Browns tailgate party?"
Closest thing Roger has been to a hump in about 14 years.
"Hey Ronald... how many inches is your gitch up your butt?"
"Hey Ronald... how many hands do you usually use to masturbate?"
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Egyptian Uber franchise.
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George Steinbrenner on his trek to Egypt to find the next hot young prospect.
Next time on The Walking Dead...
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(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/9ae2befe029fae49f5b120f8a6ec14f5.jpg)
I know for a fact that dry, sandy camel toe is not that fun to ride....
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The movie sequel... 8 More Seconds.
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Podaar showing off his new grandpa pants.
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Illuminati? More like.....Illuminutty
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Harvey Weinstein looking to cast a female camel.
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Does anyone else wonder who has the bigger camel toe?
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I don't need to know where the camel's other hump is.
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#metoo
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#metoo
I was eating a donut and you almost made me choke. :rollin
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Completely misunderstanding the actual meaning, "Big Al" from Schenectady insisted on experiencing an "Arab Spring" and was never heard from again.
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Does anyone else wonder who has the bigger camel toe?
Sorry for the delay! Totally forgot about it! :mehlin
Your up JB
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Does anyone else wonder who has the bigger camel toe?
Sorry for the delay! Totally forgot about it! :mehlin
Your up JB
Sorry for the delay. On a holiday at the moment. Would someone kindly update the standings and a pic.. I can periodically login and render judgment in a couple of days.
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Cleveland Browns blow
Kingshmegland - 142
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
Tick - 69
jingle.boy - 66
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 45
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Podaar - 17.5
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
Cleveland Browns are shit
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Cleveland is a toilet
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New pic for Jingle Boy
(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/0456647588a24031fb7c08c886edb519.jpg)
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People on streets
Dah dah dee dah day
People on streets
Dah dah dee dah dee dah dee dah dee dah.....
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J Boy and the Mrs on their recent vacation.
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Dedicated fans lining up early for tickets to the upcoming Sons of Apollo concert.
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"So, do you think his dick is big enough to hit that from behind?"
"Hmmm, I'm not sure."
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New pic for Jingle Boy
(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/0456647588a24031fb7c08c886edb519.jpg)
Auditions for the new Dr. Who.
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Mom and Dad are so busted.
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J Boy and the Mrs on their recent vacation.
If I'm gonna dish it out, I gotta be able to take it.
You take this one Tim. New pic please!
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Crocs
Kingshmegland - 142
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
Tick - 69
jingle.boy - 66
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
The Silent Ham - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Podaar - 17.5
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
Gators
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Hamsters
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Next Pic:
(https://cdn.psychologytoday.com/sites/default/files/styles/article-inline-half/public/blogs/30069/2012/09/105187-102870.jpg?itok=Ym-ZoqGJ)
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And this little piggy went "FUCK ME HARDER, FUCK ME HARDER" all the way home.
Bet his dick smells like sausage now.
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I knew this pic would get out somehow. Listen, I had a half a bottle of Jagermeister and was sad from a recent break up.......don't judge me.....
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....Those aren't Pillows!!!!!
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Because a dog’s and a pig’s DNA don’t splice either.
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The tricky part is wrapping the arms....after that....you just stick it in and enjoy the ride.....
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Cue the banjo.
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Finally a pig can retrieve a newspaper.
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"Ok, Piggie, you be the middle class. I'll be the Democrats."
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"HANG ON NEWT!, she's headed for the rubarb!"
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In today’s news, another celebrity has another story as Rebel Wilson speaks out against Harvey Weinstein.
#metoo
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People on streets
Dah dah dee dah day
People on streets
Dah dah dee dah dee dah dee dah dee dah.....
I know I'm not the judge for the pic I posted but I thought this caption was damn funny!
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Baby got baby back
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The Not-so-Silent Ham
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Wife : You dog is fucking a pig.
Husband : Yeah, he gets that from me....
Buddy whose your favorite actor? Oh it must be Kevin Bacon...
Babe 3 : Hounded Out.
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"Does this dick in my ass make me look fat?"
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The rejected Pink Floyd 'Animals' album cover.
[btw...do I get half a point for the 'people on streets' from before? ;)]
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You get a half point when you actually DON'T include a Queen reference! :P
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Baby got baby back
Appropriate that Ham gets the win for the pig picture!
You're up, Ham!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvFjtKPNfNE
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Appropriate that Ham gets the win for the pig picture!
You're up, Ham!
Thank you TAC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvFjtKPNfNE
:rollin
Standings
Pumpkin Pie
Kingshmegland - 142
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
Tick - 69
jingle.boy - 66
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Podaar - 17.5
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
Pecan Pie
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Buzzard Pot Pie
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Next Up:
(https://i.imgur.com/KgLoNqw.jpg)
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Next Up:
(https://i.imgur.com/KgLoNqw.jpg)
Your lack of Guinness disturbs me.
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Politicians and their cutting of funds.....
I wanted a death star but all I got was this death bagpipe.
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" Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars....
all I wanna do is....."
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Highland Wars.
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Sean, of Aberdeenshire, enjoys experimenting with methane and is in a physical relationship with a Boba Fett action figure.
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Vader, unable to cope with the loss of Padme, sees his life spin out of control.
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Most impressively, there is no seat on that unicycle
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"Jedi see me rollin' they hatin'.
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Wait a minute...does his skirt say "The Unipiper"?
???
:)
:biggrin:
:lol
:rollin
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Where a kilt, they said. You will look cool, they said. Don't they know where I'm from? It's nothing but sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere!
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Sean, of Aberdeenshire, enjoys experimenting with methane and is in a physical relationship with a Boba Fett action figure.
Count almost had it out of the gate, but then this one got to me. Nice job Gregg, you're up!
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Woohoo, thanks Marc. I'll post later when I've had more coffee.
Standings
Pecan Pie
Kingshmegland - 142
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
Tick - 69
jingle.boy - 66
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 20
Podaar - 18.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
Pumpkin Pie
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Hair Pie
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New pic
(https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/162/photos/271000/620x/61271.jpg)
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Promo pic for MP's new band: Sons Of Santa
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Christ, left for dead early, resurrects his race and defeats the Santas in the inaugural "Reason for the Season" 5k.
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The artwork for Abbey Road looks a bit different than I remember.
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Any more entries?
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New pic
(https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/162/photos/271000/620x/61271.jpg)
After Duck Dynasty was cancelled, the boys decided to run out and try for a Mall Santa slot. Si went for the Hare Krishna look. "Hey... you guys know where the airport is? My tea had to fly separate."
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Holy Ho Ho Ho
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Randalph ain't too far behind.
They sit on a throne of lies!
17 ICE Agents not pictured just out of the frame.
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Who would win: Three fat gift dudes or one holy boi?
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Rufus the black beard Santa
All of the other Santas
Used to laugh and call him names
They wouldn't let poor Rufus
Join in any Santa games
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There were some strong late entries including an excellent rebound from TheSilentHam, but they couldn't quite block this hilarious shot.
Christ, left for dead early, resurrects his race and defeats the Santas in the inaugural "Reason for the Season" 5k.
You're on the board Chris!
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(https://oddstuffmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/swimming-unicorn-650x478.jpg)
Ready? Set? SWIM!
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Sarah Jessica Parker put in a valiant effort but still comes in last at the Celebrity Olympics.
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The Russian swimmer was disqualified for using PEDs strong enough for a horse.
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Can we just award Podaar the victory?
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Standings
Yule Log
Kingshmegland - 142
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
Tick - 69
jingle.boy - 66
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 20
Podaar - 18.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
You'll log
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Debug Log
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Sarah Jessica Parker put in a valiant effort but still comes in last at the Celebrity Olympics.
SJP? I thought it was Camilla?
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Jimmy rarely received the opportunity to race for his team because he was always horsing around....
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24 Hours since the last response. The winner, not surprisingly, is...
Sarah Jessica Parker put in a valiant effort but still comes in last at the Celebrity Olympics.
Although, it was not the Celebrity Olympics. Rather, it was Battle of the Network Stars.
Podaar, you're up!
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Boomerang victory, Baby! (https://i.imgflip.com/1qlmai.jpg)
Standings
Clarified Butter
Kingshmegland - 142
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
Tick - 69
jingle.boy - 66
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 20
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
Margarine
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Duck Butter
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New pic:
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nixSnBi_nlk/UJ6NrDh70SI/AAAAAAAAG8I/PFEnexHqlpE/s1600/civil-star-wars.jpg)
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We are looking for Darth E. Lee.
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Right about now, so many parent's basements are empty right.
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♫♫ You see Rebels, and Chewie, and Venkman and Sparrow,
Troopers, and Generals, and Leia and Darth Maul.
But do you recall
The most famous redneck of all?
Roy Moore, the racist Senator
Was a raging pedophile
And if you ever saw him
You would even say - surely Alabama won't re-elect him! ♫♫
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Battle Hymn of the Old Republic
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Alt universe....the United Confederacy of Planets
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Proof that Lucas was trying to turn Star Wars into F-Troop (I'm lookin' at you Jar Jar).
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The Hall of Presidents Nerd addition.
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Breaking News! The Ghost Busters arrived just in time to exterminate the ghosts of a long long time ago from a galaxy far away, the ghost of Captain Jack Sparrow, and the ghosts of Civil War soldiers from the little known Battle of Angry Honey Badger Hill, in a scene that was described as "Contrived and hard to believe" by onlookers.
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♫♫ You see Rebels, and Chewie, and Venkman and Sparrow,
Troopers, and Generals, and Leia and Darth Maul.
But do you recall
The most famous redneck of all?
Roy Moore, the racist Senator
Was a raging pedophile
And if you ever saw him
You would even say - surely Alabama won't re-elect him! ♫♫
Winner, winner, Mepps spinner.
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Standings
Rum Nog
Kingshmegland - 142
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
Tick - 69
jingle.boy - 67
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 20
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
Rum
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Nog
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/ff_4826.jpg)
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Get a move on Podaar....
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Look, there's another dead human in the street. Shame, he almost made it.
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Unless you brought a condom, we're going to just sit here in the front seat.
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Get a move on Podaar....
???
I can't tell if this is a caption, or imploring me to award a victor (which I already have). :lol
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The roads are ruff today.
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HOV Lane (Hound Occupancy Vehicle)
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Why do I let this bitch drive....?
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You had to order it without onions didn't you. Now we have to sit here and wait till they bring it out.
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Did that mutt just flip you the middle toe pad?
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Bitches be drivin'.
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Shut up. If those chickens can drive, so can I.
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Ethyl, can you pull over at the hydrant right there......I have to pi$$
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"I'm hungry. Follow that KIA !!!"
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Bitches be drivin'.
Simple, yet effective. King is up.
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Thanks Chad. With the old man. Ill post later tonight.
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Standings
Me
Kingshmegland - 143
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
Tick - 69
jingle.boy - 67
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 20
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
You
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Others
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/550x700q90/923/wyzM9H.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/pnwyzM9Hj)
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#Elmotoo
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#lovewins
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“Tickle my pickle, Elmo.” New! From Tyco!
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New from Milton Bradley: "Stick Your Tongue Down My Throat Elmo"! Just in time for this holiday season.
*Edit*
Sorry Snow Dog, didn't read yours first. Mine is pretty much the same thing.
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See Elmo's Fire
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“At least it isn’t as bad as the hand that’s up my ass.”
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Your tongue tastes an awful lot like Katie Couric.
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Yeah Elmo... let me suck the puss out of that cold sore and maybe you won't get fired. Yeah....
Too soon?
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I don't know what exactly this is called, but apparently whoever said gay marriage was a slippery slope was on to something.
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Matt satisfied his attraction to redheads and Barbara Streisand in one big moment.
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Just another day at the office for Matt....
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I want to kiss you on the furry spot.
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NBC staffers knew just the right gift for Matt Lauer at the office Christmas party.....the ‘Sexually Assault Me’ Elmo
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Your tongue tastes an awful lot like Katie Couric.
Just enough perv for my liking. Winna!
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Your tongue tastes an awful lot like Katie Couric.
Just enough perv for my liking. Winna!
Wicked... and the beauty is that the caption applies to both of 'em. Pic coming soon.
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Sonic
Kingshmegland - 143
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
Tick - 69
jingle.boy - 69
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 20
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
Mr. Pricklepants
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Ron Jeremy
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(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12366)
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Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? No seriously is that a banana?
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"I told you, monkeys can't claim sexual harassment. Now let me touch you there or else!"
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No more monkey buisness from you mister!
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You do NOT share a common ancestor with us, so quit with that whole evolution bullshit!
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Unfortunately, the OFC (Orangutan Fighting Championship) failed to attract the intended audiences and the fighters were sent back to their zoos.
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"Don't get none of that planet of the apes bullshit in your head, I own you bitch!"
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Sweep the Leg....
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Sweep the Leg....
:clap:
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Where is your yellow trunks?!
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Bi-Curious George.
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"Sooo...just to be clear...you're wearing a fanny pack, AND you're more evolved than me?!?!"
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"Okay, yes! I throw my own shit, but that booger is gross!"
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"Dude, why does your finger smell like Matt Lauer?"
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The Matt Lauer comebacker was close, but this wins
Bi-Curious George.
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Thanks!
Updated standings:
Yankess
Kingshmegland - 143
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
Tick - 69
jingle.boy - 69
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 20
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
Dodgers
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Mariners
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Your next pic:
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Eu5FhATTS88/TyKcnDFHKWI/AAAAAAAEEI4/fzcFa0aNqo0/s1600/Baseball+funny+pics+(203).JPG)
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- Something's missing there
- You struck it out of the pants
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Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? No, seriously, is that a banana?
[too soon?]
Well, let's see how much pine tar you've got on your bat!
But, that part of Jesse James' body touched the ground while he still had possession, so it was a catch.
All I'm sayin' is that one eye could see that the last pitch was too high....those in your head are blind.
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Dude... two balls outside should be limited to the pitches.
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That bat is corked!!
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Dude... two balls outside should be limited to the pitches.
:lol
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You sponsored by Slim Jim?
You blow one more call, Ima gonna foul tip it right there.
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I think we should contact your doctor.....it's been over 4 hours.....
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I think we should contact your doctor.....it's been over 4 hours.....
Just trying to keep up with the length of these damn games.
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Would you call that a camel toe, or moose knuckle?
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Not a caption, but.... Mariners :sadpanda:
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No seriously....your shoes untied
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YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
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I see two balls and one strike.
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Hey Look! It's Enrico Pallazzo!
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That strike was off the plate by that much!!!!
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Dude... two balls outside should be limited to the pitches.
Winner!
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Woot! 4th place alone. I'm gunnin for ya TV!
A Christmas Story
Kingshmegland - 143
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 70
Tick - 69
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 20
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
Elf
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Jingle All The Way
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(https://media.deathtoboredom.com/images/pictures_37_5_1.jpg)
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Time to wine like a baby
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Look at all that grape juice! And nipples on not a one... What the fuck?
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What is so great about these bottles that makes mommy drink them all day?
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I know how to get that little sister I want.......Oh mommy!.....
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Hey, it's mommy's bubbies!!
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I can feel the pull deep inside me.....my families heritage summons me to these doors......one day oh sweet nectar of the Gods.....I will have you.....we will become one.....
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Things were a lot easier before Mommy discovered her love of Cabernet.
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Disappointed.... not even a Chateau Mouton Rothschild 1961
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F'n Child locks! WWWHHHYYYY!!!!
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Hmmm, what pairs well with a soiled diaper?
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Roy Moore instructs his date to help themself to the wet bar.
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Damn, the pickins are starting to get a bit slim. Hope I don't run out before a winner is picked. ;)
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Thanks for the reminder Dragon. With the holidays, totally forgot I was judging.
Hmmm, what pairs well with a soiled diaper?
A win, that's what!
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The Awesome ones
Kingshmegland - 143
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 70
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 20
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
Pretty ok
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Good enough to be mentioned
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(https://scontent.fbed1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/23916032_1772959872736013_5043556029845744632_n.jpg?oh=42ca6b13e328d44b4aba2f56634612a4&oe=5AFDBE6D)
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There is no length a man won't go to when he knows a trip to vagina land is at the end of the journey
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Could you move that third pickle a little lower so I can see your tits?
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Not the pickle he wants you to tickle.
Is that a Ginsu?
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Do I smell Sushi?
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It’s amazing what a guy will do to get his pickle wet.
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There is a queue to come bury ones troubles with Lisa
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'I've gotten facials from your pickle dozens of times. Deal with it!'
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'I've gotten facials from your pickle dozens of times. Deal with it!'
Nasty. You win!
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Good to end the year with an almost instant winner from a classy caption :D
WHISKEY and VERNOR'S Ginger Ale
Kingshmegland - 143
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 70
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 21
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
WHISKEY and 7-Up
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
PEPSI Salted Caramel
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Was looking for canines frolicking in the white stuff, but couldn't resist this
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f5/cf/ef/f5cfef06241ff8c1f380c40ae0b0c172.jpg)
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<How the hell are we supposed to caption something so cute!?!?!?>
Millie does not enjoy anal.
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*beep beep beep beep beep be-* [snooze]
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Sniffing a$$es and licking balls all day really takes it out of you
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<How the hell are we supposed to caption something so cute!?!?!?>
I know, I know....but I am never, ever disappointed at the cleverness and wit that arises from DTFers when given a challenge
Millie does not enjoy anal.
Or, we go with this route :lol
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Geez, only 6 hours ago, you looked so hot.
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Bitches be nappin
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That’s one limp Cocker!
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A dog dreaming about pussy.
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Geez, only 6 hours ago, you looked so hot.
With NY Eve parties coming up (and the morning to follow), this was the direction I was looking at.
Way to end the year, Tim. You're up.
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Dimebag
Kingshmegland - 143
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 70
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 21
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
Sandwich bag
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Douche bag
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Happy New Year's!!!
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-XiSMFVvEZSs/VoPZuGQ0-yI/AAAAAAAACwQ/EaAUuWy6kYg/s640/4.jpg)
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Dare Dorm disappointments
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"Where's your other hand?"
"Between two pillows."
4 Ducks and a Goose.
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"I had a dream
When I was young
A dream of sweet illusion....."
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Probably me in a few hours.
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Rubber duckface, you're the one... you make bath time lots of fun
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"Hey, Dragon Attack.....seems TAC is done for the night. You up for anything?"
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The surface of One of the porcelain bathroom fixtures seen in this image harbor multiple strands of STDs. Care to guess which one?
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Photographer currently serving 3 to 5.
Kid in toilet won't remember a moment of what could have been the greatest moment of his life.
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Let's fucking go! You guys suck. Your captions at this awesome pic are like passing out on the toilet with a tubful of naked girls nearby.
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TAC, circa 1980-something. A wild boy he was not, telling the girls (on film) that he didn't want their love, despite being hungry like a wolf, his gag reflex had kicked into overdrive, and he saved all his prayers for the porcelain prince. After this night, he was notorious.
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Talk about hitting the wrong hole.
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Talk about hitting the wrong hole.
Bingo! There we go...
....and nice effort J Boy. I liked it.
Joe, you're up!
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Here you go!
(https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/550x700q90/924/XJ4Yer.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/poXJ4Yerj)
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Brian Regan
Kingshmegland - 144
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 70
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 21
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
Richard Jeni
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Dice
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Not a caption but I loved Richard Jeni. I remember being saddened by his suicide.
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'Last time I ever hold a drink for you, Teddy. I'm not used to doing this left-handed.'
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'Last time I ever hold a drink for you, Teddy. I'm not used to doing this left-handed.'
:lol
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Not a caption but I loved Richard Jeni. I remember being saddened by his suicide.
Amazing comic. So sad to find out he took his own life.
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Smart kid, always checkin for the Adam's Apple.
Lady, you got rice ripples.
Not a caption but I loved Richard Jeni. I remember being saddened by his suicide.
Amazing comic. So sad to find out he took his own life.
Third'd. Platypus Man is my favorite HBO special ever.
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Kevin Spacy wanted to stick it where!
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Bull$hit.......no one could ever record 237 Strikeouts in one season......even if his name was Doc.
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Not a caption but I loved Richard Jeni. I remember being saddened by his suicide.
His bit on taking his wife to dinner while she was on her period cracks me up every time. Severely underrated comic.
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I feel like I could go to jail for even viewing the last 2 pics.
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Japanese gay training.
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Alright....lunch dress up time is over Yeun......get cleaned up and back to work.....my iPhone isn't going to fix itself.
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Smart kid, always checkin for the Adam's Apple.
Lady, you got rice ripples.
Not a caption but I loved Richard Jeni. I remember being saddened by his suicide.
Amazing comic. So sad to find out he took his own life.
Third'd. Platypus Man is my favorite HBO special ever.
Best 2 captions here. Winna!!
Chad, I still have Platypus Man on VHS.
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Chad, I still have Platypus Man on VHS.
I do too somewhere. Traveling this week, so I'll get a new one up tomorrow - assuming I remember it's my turn.
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Posting pic for Chad...
(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/f7236057038f42b3873c0c55a5a64a31.jpg)
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The sign on the wall says it all.
***********
Amateur fisting
*****
Rejected 'Yellow Matter Custard' LP cover
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Somewhere in southern New Hampshire, Wal Mart investigators uncover the reason of what caused the 50 tractor trailer pile up in the warehouse yard.
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Rejected 'Yellow Matter Custard' LP cover
:lol :rollin
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Thanks Tick... was just coming in to update the thread.
Phishing
Kingshmegland - 144
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 71
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 21
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
Spam
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Nigerian Prince has a fortune to share
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Hurley has willpower troubles following the Dharma supply drop.
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cant see the pic?
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Grey Poupon my ass.
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Rejected 'Yellow Matter Custard' LP cover
:lol :rollin
I agree. Yer up Dragon
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Thanks (and, wow, the nasty one didn't win)
PLAYOFF TEAMS
Kingshmegland - 144
gmillerdrake - 98
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 71
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 22
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR TEAMS
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
THAT TEAM ON LAKE ERIE
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(https://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bad-family-photos-mascots-getting-drunk.jpg)
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Meanwhile, in Kentucky
Where is your other wing!?!?
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The Tribecca sisters make a game out of Grandpa and his alzheimers every chance they get to see him.
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Homeless Disneyland is off to a rousing start. Drunk Teddy and Pedophile Chicken we're an instant hit!
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Which came first.....the chicken, the bear or the old man?
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Homeless Disneyland is off to a rousing start. Drunk Teddy and Pedophile Chicken we're an instant hit!
All that’s missing is Sexual Harassment Panda.
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Girls have only attended a DTF meetup............. once.
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Redneck garage sale items.
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Winnie the Pooh and Big Bird cruise the local colleges looking for someone to fill the void left when Christopher Robin and John John grew up.
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Sorry girls, all the good Fast Passes were taken.
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Which came first.....the chicken, the bear or the old man?
gmiller did! winner, winner, chicken dinner.
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Thank you Kind Sir!
PLAYOFF TEAMS
Kingshmegland - 144
gmillerdrake - 99
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 71
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 22
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR TEAMS
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
THAT TEAM ON LAKE ERIE
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Next Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/O07JGos.jpg)
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Yes sir, we are making a delivery to you right now.
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I have a couple potential captions for this, but I am on the fence on which one to submit.
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"Yes, dear, I'm here with the realtor right now. I like it...but I think the place next door has a much better view."
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That piece of scum barking rat of yours has just taken her last dump on my lawn! If I find one more, just one, I'm gonna catch her and staple her ass shut!
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The ass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
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We're taking care of that crack in the fence as we speak. Not really sure if I'd call it 'annoying'.
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Sir, your new male box has been installed.
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"Canada is sending us drug addicts, nudists, socialists....and I suppose some good people as well. I will build a wall, and I'll have them pay for it."
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No honey, that's not a woman's ass on our fence. It's a..um..birdhouse.
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At least the neighbours keep the hedges nice and trimmed.
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St. Louis Blues come playoff time be like...
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Man....there were a bunch of good ones here, one of the tougher rounds for me to pick from. But I give the 'W' to DragonAttack because he had these two that got me good.
"Yes, dear, I'm here with the realtor right now. I like it...but I think the place next door has a much better view."
We're taking care of that crack in the fence as we speak. Not really sure if I'd call it 'annoying'.
You're up!!
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Thanks, g, my first turn around win.
MOE LARRY CURLY
Kingshmegland - 144
gmillerdrake - 99
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 71
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
MOE LARRY SHEMP
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
MOE LARRY JOE
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Best before 11pm.
The most interesting man in Albuquerque.
Dare Dorm: You're doing it wrong.
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The piss poor is always on the bottom shelf.
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Sometimes you just have to get some rest and chill
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His Indian name is Sleeps with Lager.
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Pretty sure this dude doesn't have a six-pack.
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Dave always stays close to his interrests
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I don’t always pass out from drinking heavily, but when I do it’s in random.....hard to get to places.
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The local liquor store had a great idea for unpopular people. You can buy a case of beer and a drunken fool to share it with.
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The original Man Cave.
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I really liked 'the original man cave'. But, my wife and I visited New Mexico a few months ago to see her daughter, we did a 'Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul' tour in ABQ,....and the Dos Equis reference nailed it. Short story long.....
The most interesting man in Albuquerque.
Winner!
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Giggity!!!
Coach
Kingshmegland - 144
gmillerdrake - 99
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 72
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
DragonAttack - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
Woody
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Wayne
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ff_4959.jpg)
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A young Harvey Weinstein seems upset after his request to throw feces at an actress is denied
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"This stiffy is driving me bananas."
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Bimbo see, bimbo do.
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When you realize your agent tricked you by saying you'd be starring with a talk, dark and handsome co-star.
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Now we know who had the real power in those early Tarzan serials...
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"I'm so over monkey dick"
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"If the Patriots make it to the Super Bowl again, I'm gonna go 'ape shit.'"
"Snore. You say that every year."
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Man what I would do to be able to take her home with me. The brunette ain’t half bad either.
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If i have to hear one more banana joke....
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Jane, Tarzan is dead. Get over it.
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If i have to hear one more banana joke....
.....I’ll go ape shit.
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"If the Patriots make it to the Super Bowl again, I'm gonna go 'ape shit.'"
"Snore. You say that every year."
This, because I'm pretty much the same.
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'ape shit' time it is for many, so we'll change the 'mood'....
UNDERDOGS
Kingshmegland - 144
gmillerdrake - 99
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 72
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 25
DragonAttack - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
OVERDOGS
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Cleveland Brown Dog Pound
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2a/92/09/2a9209dce77bdd0a56a9b864f498c4f2.jpg)
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John Phillips be like...
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And then the stork gently lays the baby on the porch.
If there's grass on the outfield, play ball??
Never neglect the taint.
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John Phillips be like...
Yow :lol
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How about we start with these pictures from the night when mommy and daddy made you?
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Your mother has a special chapter she could teach you from her college years....it's pronounced 'bukkake'.....
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How about we start with these pictures from the night when mommy and daddy made you?
Brutal....but I laughed. :lol
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No honey, I said sit on my lap.
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"And then the man takes his penis and...honey can you wrap this up I have a conference call I need to get on."
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Prequel to the little known series, 50 Shades of Pedo-Bear.
"For anal sex, when you think you have enough lube, you need a couple more squeezes"
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....and this gem of a move dear is callled ‘milking the prostate’
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The very good ones rolled in, but I'll go with that first one (as creepy as the album)
John Phillips be like...
winner
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Thanks!
Updated Standings:
EYES WIDE SHUT
Kingshmegland - 144
gmillerdrake - 99
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 72
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 26
DragonAttack - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
FACE/OFF
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
FREDDIE GOT FINGERED
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Your next picture:
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/00/33/93/00339368faaefc2d74dce73b7d144883.jpg)
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Three Stooges Gone Wild
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When cunnilingus turns into the shocker
Freddie got fingered alright
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Rejected Star Trek: TOS alien.
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photo from the horrific accident on the set of the ‘Four Stooges’.....when the little known fourth stooge ‘Bently’ suffered career ending injuries.
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This is Todd McFarley moments before he helped his buddy Steve pick up the dreaded Seven/Ten split
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Something about this picture really tears me up, but I can't put my finger on it
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Can I take a look at your pussy, and by look at, I mean finger it.
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See with your eyes, not with your hands...oh...um..nevermind.
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Talk to the hand cuz the face ain’t listening
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Dude has the oddest bowling technique I've ever seen.
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Hi Gang.....I’m Phalange Frank here to tell you how to properly wash your hands during flu season
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Hi Gang.....I’m Phalange Frank here to tell you how to properly wash your hands during flu season
This one got me. Winner!
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Sweet! Thank you kind Sir!!
Updated Standings:
Centurions & Co.
Kingshmegland - 144
gmillerdrake - 100
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 72
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 26
DragonAttack - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
Shield Maidens
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Food Prep and Clean Up
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Next Pic:
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"Amo quei gazombas."
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/xUPGcLjgsMlRQjtR2E/giphy.gif)
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"Those aren't buoys."
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/xUPGcLjgsMlRQjtR2E/giphy.gif)
"I forgive you, my son, but no pics or gifs allowed.
Do a couple of 'Hail Mary's' while I rub my beads............"
(pardon me, but I have a sudden urge to listen to 'Operation:Mindcrime')
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Creepy. My eyes follow them no matter where I stand...
Blessed daughter of God, your sins have been forgiven. I hereby call upon my nipple powers... PAPAL! PAPAL POWERS!
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Would like to come to the E-Rectory?
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“This is my body, it is given to you.”
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She’s the breast Christian ever.
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“Is that a cross in your pocket or are you happy to see me?”
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Man her nipples are really pope-ing out of that shirt.
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“Why don’t you kneel down and ‘pray’ for me?”
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I'm going to hell.
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Good God those are some Heavenly Honkers.
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Bless me father for I have sinned.
I bet she has a burning bush.
And on the 7th day, God created boobs.
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I wouldn’t mind if she was my last supper.
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And on the third day I rose again.
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“Jesus isn’t the only one getting nailed tonight.”
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Her vagina completes the unholy trinity.
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In the name of the Father, Son and the Major League Yabos, Amen.
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Wow this one gave me a lot. Last one for now.
“Excuse me ma’am but do you have a second to talk about our lord and savior JESUS CHRIST!!!!”
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Wow this one gave me a lot. Last one for now.
Yeah, Count, go take a cold shower! ;D
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Wow this one gave me a lot. Last one for now.
Yeah... save 'em up for another caption, lest Tick come in and start waving the rules around.
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Wow this one gave me a lot. Last one for now.
Yeah... save 'em up for another caption, lest Tick come in and start waving the rules around.
Waving what?
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Not a caption but what you don't see in the picture that he is looking at is the chick's son. He is a Catholic priest after all.
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Not a caption but what you don't see in the picture that he is looking at is the chick's son. He is a Catholic priest after all.
:| :eek :lol :rollin
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Not a caption but what you don't see in the picture that he is looking at is the chick's son. He is a Catholic priest after all.
savage af
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While this pic may have inspired theCount.....of which he had many great submissions....I have to say Tim got me with this one..
Would like to come to the E-Rectory?
You’re Up!
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Sorry Count!
Spygate
Kingshmegland - 144
gmillerdrake - 100
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 72
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 26
DragonAttack - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
Deflategate
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Referee gate
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So yeah....I'm gonna need the playbook back, I added a couple new third down plays.....and uh....I figure we let them get out to say a 14 or 17 point lead then I'll need you guys to reel it back in and stick it to them. Make it look obvious though....i don't want it to be too subtle. We need everyone to get the message loud and clear.
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So yeah....I'm gonna need the playbook back, I added a couple new third down plays.....and uh....I figure we let them get out to say a 14 or 17 point lead then I'll need you guys to reel it back in and stick it to them. Make it look obvious though....i don't want it to be too subtle. We need everyone to get the message loud and clear.
:lol
Gary, I was looking for a fake caption, not the actual conversation!
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"Bill, last week's check bounced"
"You'll have to talk to Kraft about that"
"Here's the new controller, Bill"
"Great... been waiting all season for these."
"Yeah, these new flags with the tiny drone on the weight will really help you control what penalties we call, and when. Just press the butt, and the flag will essentially throw itself."
"Hey, where's Sarah? I wanted to REALLY grope her this time".
#Metoo
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Does the FJ stand for Foot Job? You aren't in that fetish like that moron Rex Ryan are you?
Does this hoodie make my man-boobs look too big?
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To help with ratings, Goodell institutes the 'comedy skit rule'. First up, Belichick does the 'mirror scene' from 'Duck Soup'.
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....I don't know who he is personally....but I've heard they call him "Kingshmegland'. Seems to be the guy for the job. Just get him here by the after game presser......gonna need all the defending we can get after this one.....
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....I don't know who he is personally....but I've heard they call him "Kingshmegland'. Seems to be the guy for the job. Just get him here by the after game presser......gonna need all the defending we can get after this one.....
They have my # all ready.
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....I don't know who he is personally....but I've heard they call him "Kingshmegland'. Seems to be the guy for the job. Just get him here by the after game presser......gonna need all the defending we can get after this one.....
They have my # all ready.
on speed dial :lol
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:lol
No for my money. Lol
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Bill - "I thought I told you to call holding on every third play?"
Ref - "Yes Mr. Belichick, sorry Mr. Belichick"
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So yeah....I'm gonna need the playbook back, I added a couple new third down plays.....and uh....I figure we let them get out to say a 14 or 17 point lead then I'll need you guys to reel it back in and stick it to them. Make it look obvious though....i don't want it to be too subtle. We need everyone to get the message loud and clear.
Perfect!
Back atcha, G!
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Well thanks!
Smooth
Kingshmegland - 144
gmillerdrake - 101
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 72
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 26
DragonAttack - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
Crunchy
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Never Met Carver
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(https://i.imgur.com/57Lp3hv.jpg)
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How Kingshmegland will be watching the Superbowl.
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The body and face may leave something to be desired, but I gotta admit, that’s a hot ass...
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Nude Camping 101: never eat Mexican food.
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TAC's first family vacation. Now you know why they always go to Disney.
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The last step for a perfect burger -- warm the buns over your campfire.
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S'mores? No thanks, I'd much rather prefer S'less.
Five seconds before there was a loud bang, and a streak of blue lightning. Back hair was never a problems for Leonard ever again.
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How Kingshmegland will be watching the Superbowl.
I'd face the other way though.
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Sebastian Janikowski ponders where this season went all wrong.
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'Fire in the hole!'
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This would have been a great way to warm up for Nick if he did not suffer from extreme flatulence.
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'Fire in the hole!'
:lol No need for further captioins.....this one got me :lol
you're up!! :tup
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thanks, Gary....at times the simple 'well, some one will at least smile' gets the prize
Red Wings of the 90s
Kingshmegland - 144
gmillerdrake - 101
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 72
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 26
DragonAttack - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
Red Wings of the 00s
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Red Wings current edition
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(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/erIsj0QuhJ0/maxresdefault.jpg)
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:clap: on the three segment titles
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I guess it's "Hammer Time".
What's that sound? Everybody look what's goin on.
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What it's like to get into an argument with The Lovely Mrs TAC.
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The one road where no options lead to Kevin Moore.
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Life’s Cheat code
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The road to nowhere leads to me.
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Any wife in the passenger seat: "Told ya you should've stopped and ask for directions"
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...cha cha real smooth...
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What it feels like to be a zebra on the African plains.
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Page (1) of the ACA Application page
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DT trying to satisfy DTF
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Directions for anal sex.
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Directions for anal sex.
Fix'd for married guys.
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Directions for anal sex.
Fix'd for married guys.
It would be 5 stop signs. :lol
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Gonna give this another day.....because 'Gimme The Prize' has five equal winners.
[the signs certainly are where the Red Wings are at, eh Gary? (sigh)]
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What it's like to get into an argument with The Lovely Mrs TAC.
Or Stadler.
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“God.....please give me a sign.......
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(Hold it now)
(Wait a minute)
(Come on! whew)
Just let me catch my breath
I've heard the promises
I've seen the mistakes
I've had my fair share of tough breaks
I need a new voice, a new law, a new way
Take the time, reevaluate
It's time to pick up the pieces
Go back to square one
I think it's time for a change
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This was the only thing I could show your mom to get her off my jock.....such a persistent little horn dog.....
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What it's like to get into an argument with The Lovely Mrs TAC.
Or Stadler.
:lol
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"What what your saying is I can move but it has to be on like a 45 degree angle?"
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Where we're going, we don't need roads.
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I need to take the time.......
“God.....please give me a sign.......
To the point. Winner.
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Wow...thank you. There were some good ones that round.
Hoisting the Cup
Kingshmegland - 144
gmillerdrake - 102
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 72
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
TAC - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 26
DragonAttack - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
No Cigars
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
hoisting deez nutz
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Next Pic:
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No.... I just took 4 Viagra pills
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Memories of my youth, when I'd wake up with a stiffie.
'Look, Ma, no hands.'
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Pooping...you’re doing it wrong.
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Planking is making a comeback?
What d'ya know... the sun does shine there.
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Peeing with morning wood is *such* a bitch.
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I always wanted to know what it felt like bang a Porn star.
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I always wanted to know what it felt like bang a Porn star.
Just ask Orbert!
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Would have made a fortune in the old days with his 'water stick'
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This guy doesn't know if he's coming or going.
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This guy couldn't hit a side of a barn.
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If this were Cards Against Humanity, one has to wonder if this is a better question, or answer.
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I call this move The Superman.
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I always wanted to know what it felt like bang a Porn star.
the King gets this one!! You're up!!
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Thanks! I'll post a picture tonight!
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/550x700q90/924/XWF7GW.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/poXWF7GWj)
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Shortly after sabotaging the team soap dispensers, Malcom Butler was informed he would not be playing in the Super Bowl.
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Shortly after sabotaging the team soap dispensers, Malcom Butler was informed he would not be playing in the Super Bowl.
:rollin
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In order to fight an addiction to soap, I installed these in all the bathrooms in my house. Now I'm clean.
(sorry.......I got nothing for this)
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The "All Employees Must Wash Their Hands" sign at Applebee's is really a test of problem solving skills.
Avoiding Hepatitis - how not to.
Bathroom's at the Far Side's "School for the Gifted".
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I would bar whoever did this from using my bathroom.
Meanwhile, in France...
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Dave, can you speak to the new girl about refilling the soap.
New girl? Who is she?
She’s the blonde.....her name is Lisa.
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I'd hate to see the toilet paper dispensers.
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Janitorial Services by Homer J. Simpson.
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Damn, and I thought on a rope was bad
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Dave, can you speak to the new girl about refilling the soap.
New girl? Who is she?
She’s the blonde.....her name is Lisa.
Thank God my wife is a red head! :lol
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Add water...makes it's own sauce.
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Jail finally comes up with the perfect solution.
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Certainly the cleanest cavity I've placed a bar of soap
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"You better watch your language. I'm gonna clean your mouth out with...out.. um.. I'm gonna clean your mouth out with...um...oh fuck!"
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I'd hate to see the toilet paper dispensers.
Some great ones here but this made my imagination run and I laughed too hard . Tim. You win!
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Diary Of A Madman
Kingshmegland - 145
gmillerdrake - 102
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 72
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 49
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 26
DragonAttack - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Snow Dog - 15
Bark At The Moon
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Scream
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(https://crazyhyena.com/imagebank/g/funny-bathroom-design-awkward-weird-crazy_7.jpg)
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Confucius say: Man who climb stairs to poop is high on pot.
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Bathrooms at the Democratic National Headquarters, where the shit piles up high.
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Richard Simmons' throne.
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GRRM's first Game of Thrones idea wasn't received well by the publishing houses.
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someones about to be in deep $hit
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There's a lady whose sure, all that glitters is gold...
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I'd hate to see the toilet paper dispensers.
Damnit.....I thought of that, but didn't enter. frick
GRRM's first Game of Thrones idea wasn't received well by the publishing houses.
Ditto
'Well, they always say it runs downhill....'
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It's good to be the Kingshmegland
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It's good to be the Kingshmegland
Mine has a escalator to it.
This toilet is not made for those who have diarrhea.
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Confucius say: Man who climb stairs to poop is high on pot.
Winnah right out of the gate!!
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Awesome! Thanks!
Ice hockey
Kingshmegland - 145
gmillerdrake - 102
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 72
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 49
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 26
DragonAttack - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Speed skating
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Figure skating
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(https://i.imgur.com/uKpZ5hm.jpg)
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"I have the longest finger, see?"
"Nuh uh!"
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Bros before hoes.
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Political shocker - two in the stink.
Kim... let's make the Olympics great again.
Nah... I've got a nuke on the way.
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DTF Meet up.....Stadler and RuRoRul Edition
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#Fake News
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Pretty sure Russia interfered with the taking of this picture.
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No one can be better buddies with Kim than I am.
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Another success story from Match.com.
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"He said, 'Pull my finger', and I said, 'Fuck that...I just shit my pants...it was huuuuuge!"
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DTF Meet up.....Stadler and RuRoRul Edition
There were good captions on many sides. On many sides. But this one was tremendous. It was great. I loved it, you'll love it, I promise!
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Cool...thanks. Sorry for the Delay in posting a pic....
Every Team in the NHL
Kingshmegland - 145
gmillerdrake - 103
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 72
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 49
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 26
DragonAttack - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Every Team in the AHL
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
The St. Louis Blues
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Next Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/TAY0Cwe.jpg)
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Just another breakfast in the TAC household.
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At least this wasn't ....
'Anal anal bo banal
Banana fana fo fanal
Fe fi fo fanal
Anal'
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What the Blues have been doing in the playoffs for the last ten years.
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And here we have the most bananas sex fantasy ever.
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gonna let this roll a bit more today.....
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That is NOT how to make banana cream.
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Is that a banana in your mouth or are you happy to see me?
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CLOSE YOUR EYES GUY!!!
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Conjoined banana mutants still saving up for the surgery that will give them there lives back.
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Where is your other hand!?!?
mnuughmm opmammph ofmfwtm
Want some nuts with that?
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The Human Bananipede.
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Want some nuts with that?
Winna! You’re up Chad!
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Winter Soldiers
Kingshmegland - 145
gmillerdrake - 103
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 73
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 49
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 26
DragonAttack - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Black Panthers
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Ant-Men
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ff_5032.jpg)
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So let's pop the top's on these puppies and have a party!!
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That's an Appetite for Destruction if I ever saw one.
Youth is so wasted on the young.
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Later in life Thomas would go on to Summit Everest....saying, since an early age he was inspired to touch all the great peaks of the world.
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These seem more taught and to sit up higher than Moms?
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Kids always love playing with balloons.
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Little did Natalie, a high school dropout from Knoxville with no measurable skills, who would later leave Hooters to work the pole at the Cheetah Club in Atlanta; know just how much she would later contribute to the issues that brought forth the "Me Too" movement.
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When I ordered super size I didn't expect 'em this big!
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Baron meets Daddy’s special friend, Miss Daniels, at her night job.
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Youth is so wasted on the young.
Ain't that the truth. Winner!
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Thanks (I've also had a desire to have a beer at Hooter's this week for some reason......)
OCTAVARIUM
Kingshmegland - 145
gmillerdrake - 103
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 73
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 49
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 26
TheCountOfNYC - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
OCTAVE WINE
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
OCTA LIEBER
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(https://viralrad.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/poorly_793.jpg)
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peopleoflafitness.com
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not an entry**** all I see is a camera with a red line through it, as if the pic hasn't loaded?
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not an entry**** all I see is a camera with a red line through it, as if the pic hasn't loaded?
Must be firewall blocked from wherever you are. I see it no problem.
Caption
Gary's boss doing weekend shopping.
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***blind submission***
Chad's wife looks to take their sex life to the next level....
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Recently layed off from his suit and tie white collar job and having trouble finding a job, Larry decided a different approach on how he dressed for his Stop & Shop management interview. Its all how you identify that makes the difference these days.
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“She’s the one they call Sailor Moon...”
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***blind submission***
Chad looks to take his sex life to the next level....
Would've been more likely. :heybaby:
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DTF'rs returning carts to the coral.
TAC on his way to buy the Winger box-set.
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I dont want to know where he keeps his credit cards.
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Going shopping for brains and coming up empty.
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Apparently someone is all out of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
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Damn, and they just closed the sexpress lane.
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Thought I might get some Olympics, hockey, or Guy Fieti 'Triple G' comments......
Damn, Gary, that blind submission was pretty damn good. But, after googling the lyrics, and watching the vid, my nod goes to
“She’s the one they call Sailor Moon...”
winner
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Thanks!
Updated standings:
STEVEN SPIELBERG
Kingshmegland - 145
gmillerdrake - 103
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 73
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 49
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
DragonAttack - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
GEORGE LUCAS
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN
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Your next pic:
(https://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/19300000/Mr-Bean-mr-bean-19369003-500-552.jpg)
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Chino's gay fantasies come to life.
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What Victoria sees on ‘theme night’ at Chino’s house....
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"Cheeeeenoooooo, come out and play aaaaaa!"
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What happens when you buy a discount ticket to the new Disney's Avatar ride from Joe's T Shirt shack in Orlando.
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If you think my face is blue, you should see my balls.
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Hey, it's better than being green and shouting 'J-E-T-S, Jets! Jets! Jets!' in the fall
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Hey, it's better than being green and shouting 'J-E-T-S, Jets! Jets! Jets!' in the fall
That awkward moment when the person judging this round is a Jets fan lol.
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Made you smile though ;)
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Hey, it's better than being green and shouting 'J-E-T-S, Jets! Jets! Jets!' in the fall
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xSrbCDC2bP8/T-iuQrQdPsI/AAAAAAAAEao/z4Bxcu0dHXw/s1600/a_winner_is_you_1024.jpg)
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Thanks (the guy is also saying 'better than being red and saying 'Let's Go, Red Wings!....)
PUBLIC ANIMAL #9
Kingshmegland - 145
gmillerdrake - 103
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 73
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 49
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 27
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
GUTTER CAT vs. The J-E-T-S......
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
LAY DOWN AND DIE, GOODBYE
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(https://thewondrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/drunk-women.jpg)
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Ebony and Ivory, live together in perfect harmony
Side by the side on the front lawn
Sleeping till dawn, why don't we...
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This might be the wine talking, but I'm dying to sniff your ass.
Surprise buttsex?
Once you go black, you never go back.
Pedo-bear comes up with his best disguise yet.
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Mans best friend bests sure nothing comes between him and the master again!
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Good lord, what was in that toilet we drank from?!
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I banged 'em both!
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When you drink too much even a dog looks like a 10.
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Sure it was a fun night....but three days later when Spot realized he had fleas he quickly realized who he got them from
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Wouldn’t be the first time I slept with a total bitch.
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I guess getting some tail just ain't what it used to be.
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I should have run a secret ballot, and had contestants pick a winner other than their own. This was beyond tough to choose.
Came down to a toilet bowl and this...
This might be the wine talking, but I'm dying to sniff your ass.
jingle.boy, by a whisker, you're up
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Surely you must be kidding
Kingshmegland - 145
gmillerdrake - 103
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 74
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 49
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 27
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
I'm not
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
And don't call me Shirley
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(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/e6/f4/b3/e6f4b3a04e5b451aea2dd4b259788bee.jpg)
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EPICVIEW's long ride back to DTF!
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Captain Shmegland.
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I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.
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They said the guy running the child porn ring was wearing a Batman outfit. I don't think this is our guy.
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I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.
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DragonAttack, do you like movies about gladiators?
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Lieutenant Liberia
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Captain Shmegland.
I'm more like Hulk on the can.
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You think this picture is bad. You should see Bucky now.
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DragonAttack, do you like movies about gladiators?
I was thinking 'Airplane'...
Official submissions:
Next stop for Steve Rogers: an old folks home on the Avenue of the Americas.
Why some guys should not leave their parents' basement.
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I knew I should have stayed retired....
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Captain Beefeater.
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Secret Move: The Steamroller
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Captain Cardiac Arrest
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Captain America faces the same obesity crisis as his namesake country...
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'All I wanted to do is make America great again."
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Floyd enjoyed staying at the Holiday Inn Express, but this was getting to be ridiculous.
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EPICVIEW's long ride back to DTF!
Timing is everything. You're up Tim.
Although, you all missed the obvious "Captain 'Murica"
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Cool, thank you! Will update after work.
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2112
Kingshmegland - 145
gmillerdrake - 103
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 74
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 50
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 27
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
1984
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
5150
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(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qCgRaA_Sqgk/hqdefault.jpg)
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Saturday night footage from the basement "fantasy room" at chez TAC.
It ain't gonna suck itself!
They don't call me Chia-pet Pat for nothing!
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Your chart says you just got married, so I will be removing those two pesky little buggers for you.
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She looks in my mouth, and then she starts to gloat
She says, "My teeth are OK, but my gums gotta go."
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She looks in my mouth, and then she starts to gloat
She says, "My teeth are OK, but my gums gotta go."
Unfinished Sweet :metal
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achin' to get me
"Here comes the dentist. He'll ask you if you don't mind a little prick in your mouth. (tee hee)"
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James Hetfield: I'M ON THE TABLE!
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Following plastic surgery, and with a new set of teeth, Don's physical transformation was nearly, finally complete.
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Tick at a dentist/massage parlor.
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Tick at a dentist/massage parlor.
:omg:
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"Well, that's a bit umm, not very large"
"Listen sweetie, I may not reach bottom but I'll bang the hell out of the sides!"
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"Just suck it darlin, I ain't got all day"
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"Just so you know, I do have one cavity in particular I don't mind if you fill....."
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"Hostess, now that's the stuff!"
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"Just suck it darlin, I ain't got all day"
Not going to let this go any longer. been without power most of the morning...
Winnah!!!
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Updated...picture to follow
90125
Kingshmegland - 145
gmillerdrake - 103
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 74
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 50
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 27
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
0u812
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
1001
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(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/d72706778024491022657a1c3b668d50.jpg)
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Feel free to dig in...
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What I want to do to TAC because my Alice Cooper caption didn't win!
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Trump gave my gun to a teacher!!!
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Animal Mother, in a publicity shot from Highly Charged Tazer, the sequel to Full Metal Jacket.
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Set phaser to "I'm a pussy".
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Eric Trumps ride along got way out of hand.
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Can anyone tell I'm a trainee?
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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
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Field journalism provided by The Peekaboo Times.
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"When you're pulling out your gun
and your ass starts to run.."
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This pic was taken moments prior to Officer Patterson going all 'Leroy Jenkins' on the team.
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Punk Rock Police.
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This pic was taken moments prior to Officer Patterson going all 'Leroy Jenkins' on the team.
Fun fact, that's Leroy himself in the background.
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"Have I got spinach stuck in my teeth?"
Hide-and-go-seek: Level 9000
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Set phaser to "I'm a pussy".
These are some great captions!
This one made me laugh a lot. Winner!
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Scott Travis
Kingshmegland - 145
gmillerdrake - 103
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 74
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 51
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 27
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Les Binks
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Dave Holland
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11am announcement, "The buffet is open"
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That chick sure knows how to use the Mic!
The most powerful ass on the east coast.
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Oh shit... it's Mr. Creosote.
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Oh shit... it's Mr. Creosote.
Where the fuck is,my bucket?!
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'We'll get that hero sandwich as soon as you finish your toesies. One! C'mon, you can do it.'
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I like to call this pic "The Number 10"
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Lady....I would not stand there while yelling at him to cough!
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Unsure if gettin up, gettin down, or just gettin jiggy wid it.
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Finally.. the perfect picture for my new Boobswap app
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Ma’am......stay clear of the blow hole!
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LOOK AT THAT BLUBBER FLY!
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Baywatch: Myrtle Beach
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Tsunami threat just raised a level.....
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Baywatch: Myrtle Beach
More like Baywatch: Daytona 500 Beach
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Can't wait till he does his signature move..."The baby bird"
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Gonna give this until 5:00pm EST.
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Square peg in a round hole....
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And just like that with a burst of strong wind......another Macy's Day Parade balloon breaks free from its restraints......
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Another happy ending from chubbychaser.com
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I like to call this pic "The Number 10"
Going with this.
Apparently a lame pic...
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Thanks Tim....I gladly accept lame pic victories :lol
Mel Brooks
Kingshmegland - 145
gmillerdrake - 104
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 74
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 51
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 27
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Brooks Robinson
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
babbling brooks
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Next pic:
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Would you like some gravy on that?
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My T-bone is bigger.
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I heard the one on the right has bacon.
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Cast from The Footmaids Tale: The Gout Years
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No thanks, I'm a vegetarian. ....not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Smells like fish, tastes like cow?
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In 30 years, it's gonna be jerky.
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When I get through with you, it will look like raw meat.
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Follow Lonestar's instructions... even after you remove from the heat, she's still cooking.
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So, that's Mormon underwear?
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Why buy the cow when you can get the meat for...wait...that's not right.
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The Go Go's are offering Meat & Greet packages for their upcoming reunion tour.
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I can turn this T-bone into hamburger in 30 seconds flat. You? You can beat your own meat. Again.
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Lady Gaga’s new lingerie line.
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[glad I don't have to judge these caption entries... :hefdaddy]
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The Packard, Kentucky acapella group Sous-Vide is making quite a stir with their new sophomore album, "Twelve Hour Marinade."
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Sex life metaphor: Juicy, but rare. Gentlemen, beware and weigh the pros and cons.
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Woody Allen's new protégée, Fia Marrow.
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[glad I don't have to judge these caption entries... :hefdaddy]
Yeah....I’m torn right now on a few of them. Gonna let this go for a bit longer cuz it’s still entertaining
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You mother is so loose....she has a side of beef for flaps.
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Barbies...we got the meats!
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Worst sales call ever for Tommy Boy.
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How they train dogs in West Virginia.
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There were several good ones in this round, very tough to pic one.....but alas I have to go with this one from Tim:
It’s a rare boomerang victory.
In 30 years, it's gonna be jerky.
You’re up!
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Nice!! Thanks Gary!
Will update after work.
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Breakfast is served
Kingshmegland - 145
gmillerdrake - 104
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 74
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 52
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 27
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Lunch is prepared
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Supper's Ready
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(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/07/2479199100000578-0-image-a-1_1420636466418.jpg)
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American top breeder, Al Satian, relaxes in his Rogers Arkansas basement.
[edit] Oh, and TAC? :clap: at the standings headers! [/edit]
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;D
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#metoo ... doggy style.
Wham!, hummus, peanut butter and seven drooling tongues - tenage TAC's definition of great Saturday evening.
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I dunno... I played some Genesis and these dogs just can I've. Maybe they just responded to the high-pitched vocals.
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Did someone say "Supper's Ready!?!?!"
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How they train dogs in West Virginia.
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This guy really likes German bitches
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Ut oh, that guy looks like a jew!
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Jake's recent purchase of a case of Peanut Butter makes more sense now.....
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Wild Ranger's inspiration for yet another poll on DTF: Who do you prefer, Three Dog Night or The Guess Who?
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Apparently this pic was for the dogs. I'll keep this open until midday Monday.
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Nick knack.....patty whack......guess what these dogs are about to get?
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Personally the first thing that came to me was:
Gene Simmons always loved when the KISS tour came to Cleveland.
How they train dogs in West Virginia.
Temp! You're up!!
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Personally the first thing that came to me was:
Gene Simmons always loved when the KISS tour came to Cleveland.
Maybe you should just award yourself the victory??
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I win!!!!! :lol
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(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/07/2479199100000578-0-image-a-1_1420636466418.jpg)
It's been over a week. Don't know if I can hold it in any longer........
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I awarded Temp the victory (2 posts up) and PMd him at the same time.
Just waiting on him.
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Sorry DTF family. I'm in the UK at the moment. Can someone post for me, or I'll try to post later today ( Friday). This weekend for sure!
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(https://i.imgur.com/i8t6tlI.jpg)
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Apparently, Tempus Vox is enjoying himself in the UK.
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Bris ceremony on planet Krypton.
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It's just a lens flare.
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chestnuts roasting on an open fire....
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Looks like the Spring 2018 Moderator Camp Out is right on track with years past.....
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Stadler is seen here after someone mentions "well, it's just common sense"
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Looks like the Spring 2018 Moderator Camp Out is right on track with years past.....
Nice! This is part of our "Burning of the clothes/naked flying/ raping of Nick, Ritual". :lol
You're up!
Tick, thanks for the assist with the pic
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Thanks TV! I’ll get a pic up in the morning.
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Thanks again TV :tup
Standings updated to reflect TV's last win as well....
Every Other Team in the NHL
Kingshmegland - 145
gmillerdrake - 105
TempusVox- 91
jingle.boy - 74
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 52
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 27
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Every Little League Hockey Team
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
The good for nothing....heartless....spiritless....abusive....sissy a$$ team called the st. louis blues
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Alex Pietrangelo‘s offseason workout regimen.
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This move is called Stadlers Stand
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Alex Pietrangelo‘s offseason workout regimen.
Goddamn... I was gonna go this route, but Tarasenko, or Allen. #newman!
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After many auditions such as this, it is understandable why 'The Astonishing' tour used cardboard cut outs on stage.
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Mortal Kombat cosplay gone wrong.
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Darklord Lalinc controlling the hostages.
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First of the "Red Undies" - who have the same fate as "Red Shirts".
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Scene from "Highlander 7: Macleod's Addiction", where "the quickening" doesn't do it for him anymore, and Connor Macleod turns to meth.
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"...and you must, I stress must, get your expression right or this might look ridiculous."
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Bill Kills Bill: Vol. 1
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Bobby gets ready for a porn shoot, unfamiliar with the term 'sword fight'.
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"I challenge you to a duel to the death, Mattress Man!"
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This is what happens if you take away all the guns
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Guys there were a couple in this batch that got me.....but none more than this one
Bill Kills Bill: Vol. 1
There's a reason he's the King!! You're up Joe!
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Paging Kingshmegland.....Kingshmegland....you have a telephone call at the front desk.
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Thanks to a PM from Gary I woke up. Lol. Good luck with this pick!
(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/850x600q90/923/gjswWp.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/pngjswWpj)
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Sexy Beasts
Kingshmegland - 146
gmillerdrake - 105
TempusVox- 91
jingle.boy - 74
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 52
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 27
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Meh
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
WTF Jackie!
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Rare footage of Adolf enjoying his favourite FPS, Half-Reich III.
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Who says Concentration Camps And Dragons are for geeks?
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"Damn, Video Risk is verdammt gut!"
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Hmm, can't tell if that's the PS3rd Reich, or the SS-Box
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The Water Temple from the Ocarina of Time: The true inspiration for "Mein Kampf."
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"Zat Zelda is sooch a karakter."
Origin of the phrase "like a boss"
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"Leroy Jenkinschtein!"
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"Leroy Jenkinschtein!"
:rollin :rollin
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Anyone know the cheat code for instantaneous cloud of mustard gas?
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Ja, here isht vere I get meine decizions. Meine borcelain turtle.
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Just because someone plays video games all day does not mean they are going to grow up and be a menace to society.
-
Tell me more about the powers of this red shell......
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I hope for her sake the chick on his left out of frame is blonde...
Moments later, chaos erupted when he was knocked off two kills from his nuke streak.
Game mode: Blitzkrieg!
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Is it delivery of Digiorno?
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Tell me more about the powers of this red shell......
Winna!! I laughed out loud at this one. Gary, you're up!
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Wow....thanks Joe. I’m out of pocket most of today so I’ll try to get a pic up the second I can
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I don't give a shit if the round is over...
"Oh look mommy, I killed 9!"
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Sorry for the delay.....Thanks again Joe :tup
Beasts of the Air and Sea
Kingshmegland - 146
gmillerdrake - 106
TempusVox- 91
jingle.boy - 74
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 52
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 27
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Beast Mode in Training
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Yeast of the Beast
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Next Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/tCwX5GC.jpg)
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What ever happened to Billy Barty?
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Chuckie in the witness relocation program.
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OOOOWWWWWWEEEEENNNNNNN! OOOOOWWWWWWEEEEENNNNNNN!
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Trumps mother was recently seen about town.
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Even if you can still go out, sometimes you just shouldn’t.
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Sorry for the dud pic......I guess it was more haunting than funny.
You take it with this one Chad....
Chuckie in the witness relocation program.
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Coolio!
Left hand in and out
Kingshmegland - 146
gmillerdrake - 106
TempusVox- 91
jingle.boy - 75
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 52
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 27
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Shakin all about
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Doin the Hokey-Pokey
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(https://www.buzz50.com/media/kunena/attachments/1228/14-07-29-sinkhole2_2018-04-12.jpg)
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Stormy Daniels has a 3 man gynecologist team.
-
The scene around my ex right now.
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Live look in at the landing area for Allegiant Air’s stock value.
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Man... that was some serious flatulence!!!
-
A scene Michael Moores latest documentary, "Bugs Bunny and Me".
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Engineers from MIT with their latest development, "The Portable Hole". Can be taken and used anywhere you need a hole.
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Trump tries a new backchannel to North Korea.
-
I read the news today, oh boy
4,000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all....
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I read the news today, oh boy
4,000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all....
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall!
Winna.
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A scene Michael Moores latest documentary, "Bugs Bunny and Me".
:lol
I was trying to think of something with Moore in it 'cause, dude on the left looks just like him.
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Caught me a bit by surprise.......and I'm having a real hard time finding jpgs recently, so I hope this gets more than a few comments
DON'T BLOW YOUR MIND
Kingshmegland - 146
gmillerdrake - 106
TempusVox- 91
jingle.boy - 75
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 52
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
EASY ACTION
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
PRETTIES FOR YOU
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(https://nightflight.com/wp-content/uploads/ALICE-COOPER-18-8.jpg)
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:metal :metal :metal :metal :metal
^
^
^
That's my caption!
Wanna see it again?
:metal :metal :metal :metal :metal
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Hey Genesis, come out and plaaayyy.
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Still better than Punk.
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STOMP.....never heard of em’......
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Black and White Man Group.
"Is your daughter home?"
MCA Records offices, 1968... "Well, he's no Captain Beefheart, but let's give him a shot. What's his name? Vince? Nah... let's go with Alice".
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:metal :metal :metal :metal :metal
^
^
^
That's my caption!
Wanna see it again?
:metal :metal :metal :metal :metal
Love it :tup
Except.....my 'Unfinished Sweet' caption for the dentist chair didn't win........so, try, try again ;)
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Sesame Street secrets revealed...What caused Oscar to become The Grouch?
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You'll Freak When You See It
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I freaking hate Gun and Roses tribute bands!
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I have to decide on my two favorites tomorrow....unless someone chimes in with something related to a news event over the past two days that is a sure fire winner.
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#ustoo
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Hi Lars. Did you think trash cans were used as drums before 2000s? Think again.
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I was thinking of Bill Cosby in regards to the shirt, or many DTFers main motto....
that said, flipped a coin, Oscar will still grouch, Gary for the win.
STOMP.....never heard of em’......
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Thanks Joe. :tup I’ll try to get pick posted later today.
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Thanks again.....
May Flowers
Kingshmegland - 146
gmillerdrake - 107
TempusVox- 91
jingle.boy - 75
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 52
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
April Showers
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
polar vortex
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Next Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/8BYH2T4.jpg)
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Assflac.
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Duck Duck Goose The Movie
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It's like looking for a Cadbury Egg in your couch.
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When Charlie McCarthy moved on, Edgar Bergen's life hit rock bottom.
There's a reason that the phrase 'why did the duck cross the road?' never caught on.
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Going to the park is a great place to pick up chicks.
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Stop flipping me the bird.
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Seems this picture laid an egg.
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When Macron told Trump his favorite dish was Pressed Goose, the Donald thought he'd give it a try.
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Cleveland Browns scouts, having nothing to lose at this point, seek out talent outside the combine.
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Donald! Fly! Bring me to the hospital!
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Legs 'n Eggs: The Home Version
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Lego my Eggo!
Hey! Easy on the gonads there Borat!
Harvey Weinstein will take whatever he can get these days.
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The first still from The Howard the Duck remake by Asylum Films.
So....this is you ducking the issues of your inappropriate behavior in public?
Hey has anyone seen my other glove?
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When you are a duck that was once owned by John Holmes, it all becomes easy after the first time.
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Kevin Spacey: Taking the saying "Go fuck a duck" to the next level.
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Here we see the new Tai restaurant owner in the beginning stages of preparation for Fis Phouk Duck.
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Going to the park is a great place to pick up chicks.
This one got me good. You're up Tim....
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Yay! Will post after work.
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Vikings Boat Cruise
Kingshmegland - 146
gmillerdrake - 107
TempusVox- 91
jingle.boy - 75
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 53
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Redskins Cheerleaders
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Chicks in Nick's pics
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Next Pic:
(https://www.askideas.com/media/13/Girl-Funny-Hockey-Player.jpg)
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They don't call me Quick for nothing sweetheart. Wait... wut?
The City of Angels, that's for damn sho!
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If it’s pollination you’re interested in little butterfly then why don’t you land on my Pistil and rub my Stigma a bit.
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I would so own that five hole.
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A rare shot of an NHL goalie praying for a 2-on-1
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2 minutes for gawking.
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Captured on film, the most interesting thing to happen during a hockey game, ever.
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Puck-honey theme night includes LA Angels, Montreal French-Canadien strippers, Minnesota Girls-Gone-Wild, and Boston Winnie the Pooh's.
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Now we know why Quick likes butterfly style.
“Nice wings. Let’s puck.”
I’m guessing he wouldn’t mind high sticking her for two minutes in the box.
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I'd instigate that for 2, 5 and a shit ton of misconduct.
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Shed love my graphite shaft.
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After that rejection, Quick is now 0-4 with the ladies and against the Golden Knights.
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Forget two minutes. Hooking minors will get you 10 to life...
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***George Costanza voice*** “I was on the ice!”
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Best looking 'goalie pooper scooper' I've ever seen :tup
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Fairies wear skates and you got to believe me. I saw what I saw with my own two eyes.
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Fairies wear skates and you got to believe me. I saw what I saw with my own two eyes.
That's pretty clever, but...
I’m guessing he wouldn’t mind high sticking her for two minutes in the box.
Two double entendres? That's a quadruple entendre! You win Dog!
Was thinking some one would've said something about cleaning up after each period...
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Assflac (prior), 'five hole' etc for this......clever boys...
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Thank you muchly!
Live GoKarts on tracks
Kingshmegland - 146
gmillerdrake - 107
TempusVox- 91
jingle.boy - 75
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 53
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Mario Kart on Nintendo
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Shopping carts in corrals
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Next pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/JZ1XAK4.jpg)
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The itty bitty titty committee.
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Retirement goals: TSA Agent.
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"Taylor, you see in Russia, black man touch me-- he go to Gulag."
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Yeah... once we're eliminated, you've got enough room in your innerds to 'mule' something for me back to the homeland.
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Brad Marchand NBA version
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I know Trump said to "Grab 'em by the pussy" but I couldn't find LeBron.
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I talk hot chick one time this season. You interrupt. Me not happy.
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"Uh, dude....my body ain't big enough for you to hide from anyone seeing you in these ugly ass unis."
(If he grabs my crotch like he did the last time, a hurt is comin'")
The 1980s Houston Astros on the hardwood looked as masculine as they did on the diamond.
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Cup Check-doing it wrong.
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Hands Up. Don’t Grope.
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No that's a Fragrant Foul.
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Yeah... once we're eliminated, you've got enough room in your innerds to 'mule' something for me back to the homeland.
Some good ones all around, but we have a winner here. You’re up, JB!
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Mother's Day
Kingshmegland - 146
gmillerdrake - 107
TempusVox- 91
jingle.boy - 75
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 53
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Father's Day
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Boss's Day
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/ff_5274.jpg)
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How I envision a John Holmes scene.
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Unable to take it any longer, Frank showed up at the store with something that, in his words, would "show those bastards the proper place to put their carts."
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When a Viking doesn't think things through.
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Prius-ka-bob
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Pull up your pants, dude. People are going to think you're some kind of weirdo.
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I use the same grip
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I use the same grip
3 boys later your technique is sound.
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/ff_5274.jpg)
(https://malialitman.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/shaq-and-wife.jpg)
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When everyone else panicked during the Great Miniature Alien Invasion, Carl sprung into action and started to build a trap.
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IKEA's latest offering, "Beigbioard"
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Unable to take it any longer, Frank showed up at the store with something that, in his words, would "show those bastards the proper place to put their carts."
Timely. You win! Now go put a caption pic where it belongs.
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Prince Harry
Kingshmegland - 146
gmillerdrake - 107
TempusVox- 91
jingle.boy - 75
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 53
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5 (Just saw this... is this correct?)
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Snow Dog -17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Harry the Hat
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Harry Connick Jr
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IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT TIM!!!
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Kattelox met one too many who did not put the cart back....
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Eh, I'll never understand modern art.
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IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT TIM!!!
:rollin
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"He said his name was Bosk, he left it in the "H", and he doesn't see anything wrong here."
Lady drivers be like....
Asian drivers be like ...
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Sorry......normally there’s an orange construction cone blocking this space
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They had to bring in the Jays Of Life to get the Corn Flakes out.
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Parallel parking - not even 1 lesson!
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Parallel parking - not even 1 lesson!
More like Perpendicular parking.
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This is your brain on drugs thinking you shouldn't bring your cart to the coral.
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Never mind the carts. How about we pay attention to where we put our fucking cars?
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This is why you wear an orange vest to shag carriages.
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When you let yo woman drive the cart.
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When you let yo woman drive the cart.
Shouldn't have laughed.... but I did. Winner.
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Thank you! I'm heading to work. I'll post later today.
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Thank you! I'm heading to work. I'll post later today.
You want me to post a pic for ya King?
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Nope. Just a dummy.
(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/550x300q90/923/Dc6Tka.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/pnDc6Tkaj)
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Tim filling the tank.
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Tim filling the tank.
What's a tank?
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Tim filling the tank.
What's a tank?
I dunno, but I'm sure he pulled the pic out of the attic.
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Tim filling the tank.
What's a tank?
I dunno, but I'm sure he pulled the pic out of the attic.
Rick Emmit handed it to him.
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Tim filling the tank.
:lol
Tim filling the tank.
What's a tank?
:lol :lol
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Tim filling the tank.
What's a tank?
I dunno, but I'm sure he pulled the pic out of the attic.
Rick Emmit handed it to him.
(https://replygif.net/i/312.gif)
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Emmett. You happy bruh?
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:lol
Still, wrong. It's Rik Emmett
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:lol
Damn Canucks and their spelling.
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Why do they always put the pump on the wrong side?????
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here comes the spider maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
(sorry from the side looks like he's swinging from it)
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My wife used the same move on me on our Honeymoon
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Someone forgot to bolt the door at the Alzheimer's Society lounge.
"Oh ffs... this is DIESEL!!!"
He must be from New Jersey.
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Samuel Burns from Salem is still confused about the new Oregon gas laws.
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He must be from New Jersey.
:lol :lol
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Before his dementia grandpa used to love to water ski.
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When gas prices climb over $3.00 a gallon, most customers abandon the "nozzle tap", and resort to the "nozzle tug".
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So embarrassing... Uncle Earl is always yanking his hose in public.
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Seconds before the fireball...
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/550x300q90/923/Dc6Tka.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/pnDc6Tkaj)
(https://malialitman.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/shaq-and-wife.jpg)
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:rollin
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/550x300q90/923/Dc6Tka.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/pnDc6Tkaj)
(https://malialitman.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/shaq-and-wife.jpg)
I'm breaking rules and picking this. Too damn funny not to win.
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Ham, your inbox is full.
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Thanks Kingy! will clear out the inbox. I was really just paying homage to Count using it a couple rounds ago...
Yanny
Kingshmegland - 146
gmillerdrake - 107
TempusVox- 91
jingle.boy - 75
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 53
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
The Silent Ham - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5 (Just saw this... is this correct?)
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Snow Dog -17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Laurel
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Winger
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pic momentarily...
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I thought momentarily, but imgur had other ideas. Anyhoo.. the next pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/UyPtaAu.jpg)
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I'll bet he could clench the chrome off of a tire hitch.
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Paper or scrotum?
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My ass paid the bill too bitches.
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The definition of ass backwards.
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His penis carries his hat.
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His penis opens the front door.
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His penis took that picture.
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He takes a shit and his ass wipes itself.
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When he darts, its the word of God.
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He listens to Winger.
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If that was true he'd have a bass between his ass checks.
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Well, I am NOT going to try and find it. :lol
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Driving a car like that, he's ought to have big dick syndrome.
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Laces out Dan.....
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After reading DTF, Hans decide to avoid the cart controversy altogether.
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Racatac is for girlie man.
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Real men only make one trip.
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You should see him doing the high jump....
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Adds new meaning to the term, paper or plastic.
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I guess nobody could spare a square....
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After reading DTF, Hans decide to avoid the cart controversy altogether.
Not only on point here at Shopping Cart Forums, but also brought to mind images of Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon.. Winner! You are up, Podaar!
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Wow, that's a nice surprise. Thanks, Marc!
Lagavulin
Kingshmegland - 146
gmillerdrake - 107
TempusVox- 91
jingle.boy - 75
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 53
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
The Silent Ham - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 20.5 (Just saw this... is this correct?) (Yes it is. jingle complained that I piggybacked a victory from his post, so I only got half credit)
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Snow Dog -17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Glenfiddich
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Butterscotch
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This movie sucks! When does A Bugs Life start?
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Porn for Volkswagons.
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Herbie as Jaws.
You'll never drive alone again.
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Some guys have all the luck.
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Anyone seen my can of RAID?
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Don't try this at home kids, Herbie is a professional.
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Something about this picture bugs me
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Probably the only crowd that finds Beetle Bailey funny.
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Baby Got Hatchback
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I'll leave this open through today and pic a winner this evening.
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The Slow and the Stupid.
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There's just something about this picture that bugs me.
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There's just something about this picture that bugs me.
C'mon Tim....literally five posts above you...... :lol
Something about this picture bugs me
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There's just something about this picture that bugs me.
C'mon Tim....literally five posts above you...... :lol
Something about this picture bugs me
:rollin :rollin
Holy crap, that was dumb! :lol
The Slow and the Stupid.
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I realize my submission could be offensive to some, so to those liberals, I apologize.
:xbones
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Probably the only crowd that finds Beetle Bailey funny.
Winner.
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Sweet! Thanks!
Navy blue
Kingshmegland - 146
gmillerdrake - 107
TempusVox- 91
jingle.boy - 75
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 53
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
The Silent Ham - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 20.5 (Just saw this... is this correct?) (Yes it is. jingle complained that I piggybacked a victory from his post, so I only got half credit)
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Snow Dog - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Sky blue
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Who you blue
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(Hope this shows up decent - hard to tell from my phone...)
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Heavy Metal
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Touring on a budget
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On tour with the Michael Schranker Group.
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Almost as heavy as Yngvie.
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We found Coz!
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The amps better go to 11.
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Hey baby. You like my thick neck?
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Honey I shrunk the guitar player.
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The real reason why Gibson went bankrupt.
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You gotta be 7-feet tall just to play Smoke On The Water
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Ronnie James Dio tries the guitar.
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Gulliver, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventures.
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Bumblefoot's got nothin' on me
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Almost as heavy as Yngvie.
You've unleashed the fookin' funny! Nice one!
You're up, Jingle.
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Raising the bar
Kingshmegland - 146
gmillerdrake - 107
TempusVox- 91
jingle.boy - 76
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 53
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
The Silent Ham - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 21 (quit your f'n bitchin Pods and let me give you the 1/2 point. It's not like you gave it to me!)
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Snow Dog - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Goin to the bar
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Roseanne Barr
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Mikey Likes It
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Junior knows the quickest way to get a tit in his face is to act like he’s eating the dog food.
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I also shit where I want.
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Sparky just didn’t care for the Alpo his parents always fed him, so he tried sneaking it to the human...
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Da’fuq you lookin’ at?
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(you guys never believed me when I told you it wasn't me making the mess....)
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My favorite. Kibbles & Kids!
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>:( PUT THAT FUCKING CAMERA DOWN.........NOW!! >:(
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The Rock's first ever "People's Elbow".
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I also shit where I want.
Don't we all? Winna.
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I also shit where I want.
Don't we all? Winna.
Ha. When I read that, I thought King posted it here instead of the chat thread, Didn't realize he was actually captioning.
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Great comedy goes over your head Tim.
(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/750x500q90/924/wq6t2f.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/powq6t2fj)
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CHARGE!!!
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Is it me, or is there a giant puddle forming under the nuns?
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We found Jackie
<would've been funnier if this wasn't from her FB feed :lol>
Is this what they mean by 'cock worship'?
How many nun's does it take to blow a cock? One, when she's not in uniform.
They huffed, and they puffed, but they could not blow that cock down.
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It was from my feed doofus. I linked her to it :lol
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It was from my feed doofus. I linked her to it :lol
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/degrassi/images/8/85/Kingsley-shrug.gif/revision/latest?cb=20130330200236)
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:rollin
Morning.
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Alice had severe problems finding a man who lived up to her expectations....
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What's black and white and red all over? A pack O' blushing nuns.
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That night, there was an unusually high amount of wailing echoing through the convent halls....
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Every nun there had a stroke except the one whose arms were too short.
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/750x500q90/924/wq6t2f.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/powq6t2fj)
The Sisters all think it's a Paschal candle.
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... when suddenly Sister Louise couldn't get the riff to Lick It Up out of her head.
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Sorry ladies, you can't have nun.
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What's black and white and red all over? A pack O' blushing nuns.
Old school and funny. Winna!
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Thank you King!
The Stanley Cup
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 107
TempusVox- 92
jingle.boy - 76
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 53
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
The Silent Ham - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Snow Dog - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Cup O' Soup
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Athletic Supporters
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Goddammit mom... can't you knock first!!!
<clears search history>
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"HOOoooo-oOOOoo-ooooo-OOoooTT!"
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Nothing more taboo than Raptor Porn.
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Online porn is destroying the Owls of today...
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(https://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/015/oreally.jpg)
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Nothing more taboo than Raptor Porn.
Raptor? Damn near killed 'her.
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Caught with his beak in his claw.
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So do you still eat the gerbil after that?
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Nothing more taboo than Raptor Porn.
Good job TV, got it with this one! Winner, and what a hoot.
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Posting for Temp while he is being held hostage by the cartel...
(https://www.telesurtv.net/__export/1472414185939/sites/telesur/img/news/2016/08/28/farc16.jpg)
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:zydarsfarm:
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"My coccos have all flown away! Link, please bring them all back to me! I will reward you with an empty bottle"
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Dammit! Someone remind Lisa that we bread the chickens after they’re plucked!
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"My coccos have all flown away! Link, please bring them all back to me! I will reward you with an empty bottle"
:lol :lol :lol
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Fly!! Be free!
Top of the KFC supply chain.
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Pretty sure she's flouring the chicken in the wrong order.
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Our eggs may be cage free, but they are cocaine stoked.
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Our eggs may be cage free, but they are cocaine stoked.
Cocaine reference takes the prize! Yer up!
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Our eggs may be cage free, but they are cocaine stoked.
Cocaine reference takes the prize! Yer up!
Excellento!!
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Adjusted Tempus' score from the previous round as well.
MVPs
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 107
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 76
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 54
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
The Silent Ham - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Snow Dog - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
OTAs
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
STDs
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I have to pee.
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Where's the beef?
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:rollin at both!
Off to a great start!!!
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But dear... I really don't need that much ground pork. I'll probably be dead before the expiration date.
Beef tips? I always loved the tip of your grandfather's beef, if you know what I mean.
Lorraine... I think one of the bottles has worked it's way up into my hoo-hoo.
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She identify's as a 4 year old brat
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When you hear your mother in law wherever you go.
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KMart "Blue Hair" Special.
(OG reference for sure)
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Jo-Anne... you'll need to alert the cleaning staff they'll need a cleanup in the meat aisle; I'm about to soil myself.
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I told you not to send grampa to a home called Delicatessen
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That item is past due dated.
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Mom, for the last time, no you cannot have 50¢ to ride the horsey outside the store.
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Mom, for the last time, no you cannot have 50¢ to ride Ron Jeremy outside the store.
FTFY
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Mom, for the last time, no you cannot have 50¢ to ride Ron Jeremy outside the store.
FTFY
LOL, Ron Jeremy, the Gene Simmons of porn.
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"Fucking Trump! I saw a grandma separated from her daughter in a cage! Give it up, you ain't getting a wall!"
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Rachel, you really should get the extra lean beef. You don't want to put on any more pounds, otherwise no respectable young man would want you for anything other than your deepthroat skills.
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I have to pee.
Chad hit it first off.
All you, bro!
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Okay people...many of you will remember the infamous chicken pic, and my caption about Dwight Gooden and his 276 strikeout season. It was probably my finest caption moment, if I do say so myself. It's been revisited many times since by others.
During tonights Jeopardy episode the last question asked on the board before Final Jeopardy was this gem:
"For the 1984 Mets, 19 year old Dwight Gooden, aka "Dr. K", notched 276 of these."
No one got it. :rollin :lol :lol :lol
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Brilliant. I was hoping you'd watch the episode where they finally used final category and question I mailed in to them so many years ago!
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I do not recall this "chicken pic" and have always wondered why this stat keeps making its way in to random threads like this one.
And that seems like such an easy Final Jeopardy answer (They are not questions!) but I am (or was) a MLB fan. But even with a rudimentary knowledge of baseball, what else could it be? Not HRs. Not Wins, Not RBI. How many other major stats are there that would be noteworthy?
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I do not recall this "chicken pic" and have always wondered why this stat keeps making its way in to random threads like this one.
And that seems like such an easy Final Jeopardy answer (They are not questions!) but I am (or was) a MLB fan. But even with a rudimentary knowledge of baseball, what else could it be? Not HRs. Not Wins, Not RBI. How many other major stats are there that would be noteworthy?
Exactly.
Okay people...many of you will remember the infamous chicken pic, and my caption about Dwight Gooden and his 276 strikeout season. It was probably my finest caption moment, if I do say so myself.
Never heard of it. ;D
Brilliant. I was hoping you'd watch the episode where they finally used final category and question I mailed in to them so many years ago!
Quit fucking stalling and post a pic.
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Okay people...many of you will remember the infamous chicken pic, and my caption about Dwight Gooden and his 276 strikeout season. It was probably my finest caption moment, if I do say so myself. It's been revisited many times since by others.
During tonights Jeopardy episode the last question asked on the board before Final Jeopardy was this gem:
"For the 1984 Mets, 19 year old Dwight Gooden, aka "Dr. K", notched 276 of these."
No one got it. :rollin :lol :lol :lol
I know King is the ‘king’ but IMO TV’s Dwight Gooden Caption is the Caption of all Captions.
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I missed it. Can someone dig it up for me?
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When you see someone hit a 500 foot home run you bow to them.
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You do see the Search option just above, right Tim?
The original caption may be lost or archived, but it was duplicated once. https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=36173.msg1828945#msg1828945
I forget exactly what TVs caption was... something like "Well I'll be damned. The chicken's right, Dwight Gooden DID have 276 strikeouts in 1984"
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Forgot to get to this earlier. I'll update it later tonight. Promise.
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Stanley Cup
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 107
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 77
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 54
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
The Silent Ham - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Snow Dog - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Lombardi
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
World Cup
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(https://fineartamerica.com/images/rendered/default/greeting-card/images/artworkimages/medium/1/shoot-low-sheriff-theyre-riding-sheep-ron-mcginnis.jpg?&targetx=-30&targety=0&imagewidth=560&imageheight=700&modelwidth=500&modelheight=700&backgroundcolor=C3A483&orientation=1)
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The young lad will learn how to properly "ride" a sheep in due time.
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Not a caption: I have seen this at my local fair a couple times. Called Mutton Busting. Crazy stuff. Check it out on youtube.
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This is a caption: Cool Chris goes to the fair.
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Giselle always rides Tom.
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You ever wonder what awaited you at the end of the Red Brick Road?
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Pastor in training.
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I wouldn't even wear underwear.
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Pro tip: wear Velcro gloves.
Can you make a u-turn? No, but I can sure make her eyes bung out!
Hang on Newt, she's headed for the rhubarb.
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That little boy made a baaaaaaahhd decision.
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Michael Bay is at it again.
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In the end, their passionate affair just wasn’t meant to be as Dolly craved a man who could capture her heart and strip her to her core with his sheer sensuality, and Billy was only an inexperienced boy who couldn’t hold it for longer than 8 seconds.
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Hang on Newt, she's headed for the rhubarb.
LHK almost swooped in for the win, but this won held it's lead.
Yer up McGreggor
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Thanks, Brohim!
Gold Standard
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 107
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 77
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 54
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
The Silent Ham - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Snow Dog - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Silver Standard
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Standard Plumbing
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New pic
(https://i.imgur.com/mA94DgQ.jpg)
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It used to be pussy that was all over him.
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Since it's become clear that no human caddy can help him return to form, Tiger has resorted to a more unconventional approach.
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Where's Carl Spackler when he's needed most?
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“There goes my career, fading into irrelevance...”
Lindsey: You can have his neck, squirrel, but his nuts are mine.
So now women are using squirrels to suck dry mens’ souls?
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Where's Carl Spackler when he's needed most?
I was going to write that an hour ago, but had to head out for a short spell.
[/I'm alright, nobody worry 'bout mei]
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Tigers sexcapades have produced a stronger, penicillin resistant form of crabs.
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Lindsay Vonn will put her little furry thing on any black athlete.
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:bump:
To see if there are anymore entries.
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Weasels Ripped My Flesh
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Who knew Tiger was in to bushy tail.....
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Who knew Tiger was in two bushy tails ...
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Okay, I was pretty sure Jingle had this one until Indiscipline bent down, and reached down, and scooped down, and gathered up a generous mitten full of:
Weasels Ripped My Flesh
We have fresh meat for the tally-board, boys!
Yer up, Mang.
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PHP, I don't like you, you don't like me, but kindly let me do this.
Greetings beautiful people.
Connery Gardens
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 107
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 77
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 54
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
The Silent Ham - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Snow Dog - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Moore Hall
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Lazenby Alley
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Easy now, you malevolent digital demon.
New picture, I hope.
(https://i.imgur.com/zodpD5f.png)
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Is that an Awake LP on the turntable?
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She read the s as a d
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"...but I didn't drop the phone"
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Another one of Bill Cosby's dates after a glass of wine.
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Another one of Bill Cosby's dates after a glass of wine.
Nah. She’s too old for him.
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Mrs. jingle after a couple a couple bottles of Mike's Hard Lemonade.
Reminds me of how I last left Mrs.TAC - face down and exhausted. :heybaby:
Saddle 'er up boys, we're leaving town tonight!
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With Genesis spinning on the turn table, Alice just couldn't take it anymore and opted for suicide over listening to Foxtrox one more time.
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That's called Doing A Chino.
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That's called Doing A Chino.
(https://replygif.net/i/703.gif)
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When you pray for drunk bitches and your prayers have been answered.
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Yipes! Stripes!
What it would take for DTF to dip under the 94% virginity threshold
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Here first encounter with Kip, and she's only seventeen.
-
Yet another one falls for a fake call from Jagger
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She be trippin'
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I'll have what she's having.
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Miley Cyrus bobbing for penis
-
This chick couldn't handle a wheelbarrow.
-
"MOTORBOAT!"
-
Planking - "Skydiver" edition
-
Is that an Awake LP on the turntable?
Yes, and you managed to win two threads with one post, you sneaky devil you.
She's down, you're up.
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Yeah, I saw TAC's first post and figured it was over. :lol
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Iron Maiden Trooper Beer
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 107
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 77
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 55
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
The Silent Ham - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Snow Dog - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
KISS Pinball Machine
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Def Leppard sneakers
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New pic:
(https://happybirthdayworld.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/drummers-birthday-8.jpg)
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Neil Peart preparing for the reunion tour in 2112
-
Tommy Lee's dick still has it in his 80's!
-
Mike Mangini decided to go for a more stripped down set for the new album.
-
That's how you wrap My Generation, young pussies.
-
"Good evening ... uh.... where am I?"
-
TAC is asked to fill in for Rick Allen. When they get to Pour Some Sugar on Me, he lets his displeasure show.
-
Warren Buffet and his band play their hit song ‘Stock Market Crash’
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Get this DW crap outta here! Bring me my Ludwigs!
-
Why should the guitarplayers have all the fun.... now burn those bongos too!!!
-
(https://happybirthdayworld.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/drummers-birthday-8.jpg)
Pull your hand back in grampa. Its too late, you fucked up. Slow ass bastard.
-
Peter Criss tries to work his magic to levitate the drum stage.
-
TAC is asked to fill in for Rick Allen. When they get to Pour Some Sugar on Me, he lets his displeasure show.
(https://i.imgflip.com/2dafij.jpg)
You're up, Gregg!!
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Cool beans!
Central Air Conditioning
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 107
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 77
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 55
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
The Silent Ham - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Snow Dog - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Swamp Cooler
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Buckwheat Pillow
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Stupid Pic:
Okay, okay. I can take a hint. Not a good pic (as witnessed by Tick below). I'll post a new one...
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This is one of those pictures where the babies leg is supposed to look like a penis.
-
Better Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/GayHHT9.jpg)
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Oh look. Baby's all grown up now!
-
Giving Head = You’re doing it wrong
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"You get over here right now young man! Don't make me lick you right here. OK you asked for it!"
-
As long as that's not his mother, Junior is going to need a napkin, and not for his face.
-
In the midst of her mushroom high....Meredith was told that if she licked the oil laden face of a pre-pubescent male that it’d heighten her ‘trip’ to new levels.
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Pour some sugar on me...
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Axe body spray for boys works its wonders again.
Where's Carl Spackler when he's needed a once more?
-
Axe body spray for boys works its wonders again.
:lol
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Pickin up bitches like a boss.
<insert David Attenbourough voice>. Here we see the aging cougar roaming the populated landscape, seeking her target ... cautious at first, but then with wild abandon.... she pounces as though this could be her last meal for weeks. Oddly, the young prey doesn't seem to mind.
Would you like some sweeties little girl? Come a little closer.
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How many licks does it take to get suspended from your elementary teaching position?
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How many licks does it take to get suspended from your elementary teaching position?
:lol
Let's see..one..two..three..
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Bleargh. Your baby feet tasted so much better.
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Smells like teen spirit, tastes like Cheetos
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Okay, I really had fun with this round, because...
That pic is a personal photo of... wait for it... my sons! That was taken in 2004 while we were waiting in line at the Rockin' Roller Coaster at (what was then) MGM. I told Chad (my eldest son) to strike a Steven Tyler pose, so he went all Steven Tyler on his little brother! :lol
It just kills me that almost to a man you guys pegged Chad to be a woman. To you guys, there were probably funnier entries but thanks to Gary, Chad will forever have the nickname "Meredith" :rollin
In the midst of her mushroom high....Meredith was told that if she licked the oil laden face of a pre-pubescent male that it’d heighten her ‘trip’ to new levels.
Winner!
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Stupid Pic:
Okay, okay. I can take a hint. Not a good pic (as witnessed by Tick below). I'll post a new one...
That was my caption! I thought it was a winner!!! :lol
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:lol That's funny. Glad to have contributed to any type of teasing or ribbing to your children.
Founding Fathers
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 108
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 77
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 55
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
The Silent Ham - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Snow Dog - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Kids of the Mayflower
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
loyalists
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Next Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/ToLYJj8.jpg)
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Royal wedding blooper reel
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Royal pranks - fart in a bag
"You're right, it does smell like mummy's snatch in here".
Oats and hay for Camilla to snack on.
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As yes. The smell of a mistress.
-
Smells a bit fishy.... you should be wary of her
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Here, dearie, let it all out. No more Thames Clippers for you.
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SNL sketch...
Severed Dick in a bag.
-
bump....need a couple more.....
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If you put your ear to it, you can hear Prince Charles banging some bimbo.
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"It's okay dear, we all got sick when we realized she was half black."
-
Royal nitrous oxide.......ya just can't beat it, mate!
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Does this smell like chloroform to you?
-
If you put your ear to it, you can hear Prince Charles banging some bimbo.
Go ahead Tim.....you da' winner!
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Elton John
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 108
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 77
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
The Silent Ham - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Snow Dog - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Tommy John
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Papa John
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Next Pic:
(https://www.cheatsheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Obama-carrying-pizza-boxes.png)
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New Papa Johns Chairman.
Too soon? LOL
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Here’s your three pizzas.....but, before i got here i gave all but one slice away to those who didn’t have any for themselves. You’re rich....you can afford it.
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If you like your pizza delivery man, you can keep your pizza delivery man.
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Fake Pizza.
-
10-1 odds the toppings are Pineapple and Canadian Bacon
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10-1 odds the toppings are Pineapple and Canadian Bacon
We all know he's Hawaiian Pizza.
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Obama-za. You have to pay for all the toppings, even if you didn't want - or order - them.
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I thought Muslims couldn’t eat pizza?
-
Am I the only one who does not see any image?
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Am I the only one who does not see any image?
No, you aren't.
-
It's always a good idea to assist the elderly when you can.
(https://i.imgur.com/E4DipYi.jpg)
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Meals on Wheels v2 - 'Pizza on Obama'
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Many foreign born students worked their way through American college by taking menial jobs like waiting tables or pizza delivery.
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Prove you are born in the U.S.A.... eat those three in 10 minutes
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Yo, Donnie, can I keep these '95-'96 oval office surveillance tapes?
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Many foreign born students worked their way through American college by taking menial jobs like waiting tables or pizza delivery.
That's the truth(er)!
Back atcha Gary!
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Pizzagate.
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Many foreign born students worked their way through American college by taking menial jobs like waiting tables or pizza delivery.
That's the truth(er)!
Back atcha Gary!
Well thanks. I’m in Gulf Shores right now on vacation and am having a hard time trying to copy a link for a pic. Can anyone post a pic and update the standings for me? I can still judge it.
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Well thanks. I’m in Gulf Shores right now on vacation and am having a hard time trying to copy a link for a pic. Can anyone post a pic and update the standings for me? I can still judge it.
Sure!
Brett Hull
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 109
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 77
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
The Silent Ham - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Snow Dog - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Bernie Federko
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Darren Pang
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Next Pic:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8675/16238578789_7669f46607_b.jpg)
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The Miller neighborhood's annual ritual when the Blues are eliminated from the playoffs.
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Rush Fanclub-New Hampshire Chapter meetup.
-
Rush Fanclub-New Hampshire Chapter meetup.
So you say that isn't the shit?!
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Rush Fanclub-New Hampshire Chapter meetup.
So you say that isn't the shit?!
Ohhh nooo. Soooo awesome!
No females allowed, but if a female does attend, she has to look like a guy.
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Indiscipline joyous funeral. Corpse's alcohol level involved 15 days to extinguish cremation.
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The Irish Smokejumper Team readies itself to put out a small forest fire.
-
Spot the blowjob!
-
Bump for a couple more....
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Spot the blowjob!
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Tempus Vox book signing.
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John Tavares introductory press conference.
-
TAC family reunion.
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simultaneous beergasm
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simultaneous beergasm
Slim pickin's on this pic. You're up Mr. Ham
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Thankya Gary!
mmmm Slim Jims
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 109
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 77
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 33
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Snow Dog - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Slim Whitman
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Slim Pickin's
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Next Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/aNQ4c1H.jpg)
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I didn't know Buckethead was married.
-
Dear, is the third one really necessary?
-
Is it in yet?
-
When attraction is gone...
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No bucket, no fuck it.
-
The guys at the Phi Bucket Kappa house get all the hot co-eds.
-
I'm not sure this solved the odour problem.
-
They both look a little pail.....
-
Hijinks at the Rhode Island College of Janitorial Studies.
-
Honey, when I said focking you was on my bucket list ...
-
How Noah Syndergard is spending his time while on the disabled list for hand, foot, and mouth disease.
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I'm gonna stick it right in your bucket.
-
Honey, I guess oral is out of the question?
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* Time Out*
The pic reminds me of an old joke involving a red bucket and sex. Here goes:
MacGregor ambled into a pub, and noticed a red bucket behind the counter filled to the brim with cash.
"Is there a contest on to win that dough?" MacGregor asked the bartender.
"Aye," the barkeep responded, "It costs 50 pounds to enter, and then you have to do three things: First you've got to knock out Spike, our 300-pound bouncer. Then we got a pit bull out back with an abscessed tooth, and it's up to you to yank it out. Finally, the 90-year old lady who owns this place is upstairs. If you can give her a multiple-orgasm, all the money's yours."
MacGregor was up for it.
He paid the fee and approached the hulking doorman.
With a single blow, MacGregor knocked Spike out cold.
Triumphant, MacGregor stormed out the pubs back door.
The patrons listened to the pit bull's ferocious bark for several minutes, which was followed by a series of hysterical yelps.
Bloodied, covered with dog bites, and assorted other nicks and scratches, MacGregor reentered the pub and yelled:
"Two down! Now where's that old cunt with the rotten tooth?"
Sorry...carry on.
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:lol liked the joke tv
Some good entries, as usual (DTF got skills). I'm going with this one....
Honey, when I said focking you was on my bucket list ...
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Thank you!
Miracles:
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 109
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 77
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 33
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Snow Dog - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Sleepers:
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Indiscipline - 2
Hypnotherapists:
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New pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/tgn6oTo.jpg)
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I did not know you were a Flock Of Seagulls fan? So am I!
-
Did I shine your shoes to your satisfaction, Mr. Putin?
Those... are not tiny hands...
-
Before you leave you HAVE to read this old e-mail of Hillary's we stole off her unsecured, illegal server a couple years ago.
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Yuur goink to pray vor me.
-
Three-way with you and Sarah next time I come to White House?
-
Stay out of the P/R section of DTF Forums.....you won't like it.....
-
Don't just look at it. It's not going to suck it self.
-
Have you ever been pi$$ed on by an Olympian? It's sublime....
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The chicken was wrong, Dwight Gooden did not have 267 strikeouts in 1984.
-
I've also "grabbed a pussy".
-
Merkel is a guy.
-
The password to my Nuclear Football is 1-2-3-4-5
-
So go downfield 15 yards and turn towards the sidelines. the ball will be there.
-
I've decided that Kim will be Joey Bishop.
-
Komrade... Best vay to keep people quiet is to keel zem.
-
Laughter, laughter everywhere, and not a drop to drink.
Then Podaar went and pushed the Joey Bishop button.
Up to you, good sir.
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Because I know how much you love them... :omg: :tup :tup :hat :biggrin:
Goldmoon
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 109
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 77
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 33
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Snow Dog - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Raistlin
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Indiscipline - 2
Tasslehoff
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New Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/BOakaRf.jpg)
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Don't want to speak for anyone else, but my "Censored" patch would need to run vertical.
It's Joey Bishop!
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Trumps fraternity initiation
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Why is it that the only one who should actually have their shirt off doesn't?
Trump's relations with Putin and Kim Jong Un run further back than we all knew!
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You better watch out, you better be strong
You better not pout, nor wearing that thong
Santa Claus is missing his dong
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Apparently Dr DTVT is also a faculty adviser to the Virginia Tech chapter of the Tri Lambs.
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Looking at the censorship, that dude goes by thinkness.
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Elton John and the Jonettes entering poolstage
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So this is what the Slap Chop dude is up to now - about 340lbs.
Calories! How do they work?
I'll bet that guy could be a rice farmer on his boob-sweat alone.
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Turkeys Done!!
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C'mon Rosanne, get off the Ambien already
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They’re sure getting a lot of miles out of that Trump Blimp
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No...one...eats like Gaston no-one drinks like Gaston no-one packs on the pounds in a week like Gaston...
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Blob Van Dam's birthday party.
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Dr Stein grows funny creatures
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Meanwhile, emerging from TAC's basement...
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(https://i.imgur.com/BOakaRf.jpg)
The John Candy WWE years were not pretty
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Captain Varicose
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It's not often the woman comes out of everyone's first gang-bang with the biggest smile.
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:lol
Holy shit, I forgot I was judging this! Good job fellas, those are some great captions. Now I have to pick one.
C'mon Rosanne, get off the Ambien already
I choose you, Hammy!
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:lol
Holy shit, I forgot I was judging this! Good job fellas, those are some great captions. Now I have to pick one.
C'mon Rosanne, get off the Ambien already
I choose you, Hammy!
HAMMY!!!!! :tick:
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Posting new pic for Hammy!
(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/3c2c9d7c8f1f7c5a2155fcf371f475d8.jpg)
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"Ooooow Mario, you suffered 64 platforms of this shit to come and get me?"
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I hereby pronounce you man and wife.
You may extinguish the wife.
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REINVENTING the ENGAGEMENT
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For Dinner: Roasted Nuts and Smoked Tuna
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From this point forward, you shall always feel heat on your ass.
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"Fire In The Hole !!!"
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For Dinner: Roasted Nuts and Smoked Tuna
Winner!
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Thank you Sir! Updated Standings with Hammy's added in as well.....
The Few
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 110
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 77
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Snow Dog - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
The Proud
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Indiscipline - 2
The Deplorables
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New Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/r6bK09b.jpg)
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:clap: on the categories.
Oooohhh jesus this hurts! oooooooOOOOHHH-AAAAAAAH! It's like I'm shittin a whole cantaloupe. You better call for a cleanup on aisle 4.
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Verne Troyer takes offense, later sues Maruchan Ramen for insulting flavor name.
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As a baby, Mr. Clean was obsessed with cleaning products so you can imagine how he felt when he saw none in the cart!
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The moment you realise growing up is going from a nice set of tits to bloody ramen noodle.
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There is a 'Fried Green Tomato' chip flavor?? I am not sure why that is a thing to begin with.
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When your mom has amazing knockers but you're lactose intolerant.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS SHRIMP FLAVORED?!
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What I just did would be considered neither "wavy", or "souper". Might be green since you fed me broccoli for breakfast.
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Baby Chad goes to the store.
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This is the same look the Bruins PK unit will have when they play the Leafs.
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The exact moment young Mike Ehrmantraut developed his joyful disposition.
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What!!!!!
Weaning me on Ramen!
I Refuse!
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I've got your wavy right here!
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What?! Dwight Gooden had 276 strikeouts in 1984?!
-
What?! Dwight Gooden had 276 strikeouts in 1984?!
Yeah, there's another reference I don't get either.
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Where are the Graham crackers motherfucker?!?!
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WHAT THE FUCK IS SHRIMP FLAVORED?!
Um...it kinda, sorta tastes like shrimp? LOL King :rollin
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"Pick a fucking winner before I have long hair so I get get out of this carriage!"
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When your mom has amazing knockers but you're lactose intolerant.
Winna!
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WHAT THE FUCK IS SHRIMP FLAVORED?!
Um...it kinda, sorta tastes like shrimp? LOL King :rollin
Like a baby knows that! :lol
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Thank you!
Championship trophy
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 110
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 77
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Gold star
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Indiscipline - 2
At least you tried...
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New Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/Do7acmT.jpg)
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This picture perfectly portrays how gmillerdrake feels when entering and reading....and sometimes posting in the P/R Section of DTF Forums.
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How nice of them to take Raptors into consideration when filling the feeder....
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TRAPPED INSIDE THIS...CYLINDERARIUM.......TRAPPED INSIDE THIS CYLINDERARIUM.....TRAPPED INSIDE THIS CYLINDERARIUM.....TRAPPED INSIDE.......THIS CYLINDERARIUMMMMMMMMM...!!!!!!!!!!
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An x-ray Of J-Boy’s rectum.
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(https://replygif.net/i/119.gif)
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Fock Merlin and fock his lessons
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Otherwise known as the Richard Gere trap.
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Felching. You're doing it wrong.
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Sorry, bad picture, guys. Always tough to find a good one for me, for some reason.
But, moving on...
An x-ray Of J-Boy’s rectum.
Certainly nothing against JBoy, but this made me truly laugh out loud. You're up, TAC.
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JAWS
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 110
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 77
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 57
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
JabberJaw
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Indiscipline - 2
Dori
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(https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/55f9b0c71c00002500082429.jpeg?ops=scalefit_720_noupscale)
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Look at that ass, Goodell.
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Deflatable or Deplorable?
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*I* grabbed all of those by the pussy.
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"I'd hit that."
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Reach those rubles would you!
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Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
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(https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/55f9b0c71c00002500082429.jpeg?ops=scalefit_720_noupscale)
"Tom...look at that. I seriously thought there was a blue stripe on the American flag."
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Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
:clap:
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Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
:clap:
Thank you. Thank you. Sadly, it's TAC, so the reference will likely be
(https://media.tenor.com/images/77253040d2b933fe16bf0f08f3f64f2a/tenor.gif)
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Putting an end to this one.
Deflatable or Deplorable?
Winnah!!
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Woot!
Michaels
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 110
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 77
Tick - 71
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 57
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Sonnies
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Indiscipline - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Fredos
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New pic:
(https://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2018/08/31/cfb180299.jpg)
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I changed my mind, you are not marrying this man!
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Traditionally it's the groom who crushes the glass at the wedding, but Steve hadn't been informed.
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Upon discovering that Jayne had crop dusted the entire congregation, mild-mannered shoe salesman Benton Harbor does the needful.
"Damn fucking cockroach. Oh, and there's a beetle on your dress."
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A tip for your wedding night: she likes it rough.
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Who the fuck put Gorilla tape on the carpet??
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With the help of his old man, Junior verified that his wife’s mouth, will in fact, still make that shape after their wedding.
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If anyone has just cause why this couple should not be wed, lift your left leg now or forever hold your peace.
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Seems the ring bearer found interesting place to put the ring
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Right foot two stomps, left foot two stomps
Slide to the left, slide to the right
Cha cha real smooth
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"Goddammit. Of all the days to step in dogshit. At least I can wipe it off on this thing..."
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Train Spotting-you're doing it wrong old man!
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If anyone has just cause why this couple should not be wed, lift your left leg now or forever hold your peace.
Brilliance all around, but this is perfect.
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Thanks for the win!!!
Woo doggie!
Titans!
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 110
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 77
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 57
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Not horrible
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Indiscipline - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
poop on a shoe
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Try this one!
(https://scontent.fbed1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/38918420_2082021878496476_2303754967913070592_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=14885ac6937285c665d6ece030a64222&oe=5C38BCEE)
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Definition of douchebag.
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Nice color scheme on that gym equipment.
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"I wonder if my friends will think I'm awesome if I bombard them on social media with pics like these all the time?" (speaking of own experience....)
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Just another day at Planet Fatness.
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This isn't a caption, but I just want to punch this fucking guy. I mean, it's bad enough he looks like a hoser, but what's with the striped shirt, gloves, taking a picture of himself in the mirror. How fucking queer. Gloves? Fucking gloves?? Are you kidding me? Where's the douchebag headband? Fuck you buddy!!
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This helps strengthen the fapping hand.
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"I'm working out 'cause TAC wants to punch me"
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Pussy blocking 101.
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"Which is the dumbbell?"
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Caitlyn changes her mind and becomes Bruce again.
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This isn't a caption, but I just want to punch this fucking guy. I mean, it's bad enough he looks like a hoser, but what's with the striped shirt, gloves, taking a picture of himself in the mirror. How fucking queer. Gloves? Fucking gloves?? Are you kidding me? Where's the douchebag headband? Fuck you buddy!!
To respond...
I am in a Facebook group on Facebook called "You know Your From Milford if..."
That's my hometown and this dip shit commented on something and I saw his Facebook profile pic and thought...you dickhead, I'm stealing this stupid ass pic and using it the next time I win the caption game to see what I get from it. This non caption is awesome!
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Frank the Tank's mid-life crisis, trying to recapture his glory days.
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This isn't a caption, but I just want to punch this fucking guy. I mean, it's bad enough he looks like a hoser, but what's with the striped shirt, gloves, taking a picture of himself in the mirror. How fucking queer. Gloves? Fucking gloves?? Are you kidding me? Where's the douchebag headband? Fuck you buddy!!
To respond...
I am in a Facebook group on Facebook called "You know Your From Milford if..."
That's my hometown and this dip shit commented on something and I saw his Facebook profile pic and thought...you dickhead, I'm stealing this stupid ass pic and using it the next time I win the caption game to see what I get from it. This non caption is awesome!
So?...I win? ;D
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Richard Simmons II finally emerges into the limelight with his own Instagram page.
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How do you work both things?
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How do you work both things?
One presses the dumbells, and the other has buttons that the dumbell presses.
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Shit...everyone is right, my forehead is the size of Wyoming.
Before you ask, yes, that shirt does make you look like a douche.
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Checks calender:
9:30 AM
Go to store, buy Jergens and Kleenex
9:45 AM
Leave shopping cart in middle of next parking space
10:00 AM
Elementary School recess
10:05 AM
Masturbate
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Checks calender:
9:30 AM
Go to store, buy Jergens and Kleenex
9:45 AM
Leave shopping cart in middle of next parking space
That's a LOT of Jergens and Kleenex!
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Checks calender:
9:30 AM
Go to store, buy Jergens and Kleenex
9:45 AM
Leave shopping cart in middle of next parking space
10:00 AM
Elementary School recess
10:05 AM
Masturbate
YES! NOW YOU WIN!!! :metal
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Ken Dryden
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 110
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 77
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 58
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Billy Smith
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Indiscipline - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Darren Pang
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(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cACNlvrr1pk/U9UV6gCpVcI/AAAAAAAB9u8/_To2aHxulbM/s1600/never_stopped_partying_01.jpg)
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"Not the best Busch I've tasted today"
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I've had this taste in my mouth before.
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"Sorry, lost my ID. But I swear I'm legal drinking age"
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Need more busch in me.. George doesn't want to anymore
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Pictured: Eunice’s four cans of Busch.
Not pictured: Eunice’s two cans hanging by her bush.
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Guys, I know I posted this over the weekend, but let's f'n go!!
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Guys, I know I posted this over the weekend, but let's f'n go!!
Because you asked:
"This reminds me when I used to get drunk with my classmate Tim in high school ..."
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Gonna judge this when I get home tonight. 8:00 PM Boston time.
But I am disappoint.
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You're disappointed? How do you think we felt when we saw the image you posted?
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A drunk old lady? I figured that’d be right up everyone ‘s alley, especially you, old man. ;D
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A drunk old lady? I figured that’d be right up everyone ‘s alley, especially you, old man. ;D
Maybe if it was *your* ole lady drunk, it'd be more up our alley.
Real caption....
Queen Crimson. She sucks too.
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I've had this taste in my mouth before.
Joe...take it, it's yours.
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I'll post the standings tomorrow.
(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/750x500q90/924/wy8px7.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/powy8px7j)
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Canada
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On their way to the monthly "like fuk I'll put my carts in the coral" meeting at the Legion.
New idea for Japanese game show ... Gas Station tug-of-war
Lloyd and Harry fillin 'er up.
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Del Fuelvio Brothers
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Kingshmegland will pick a winner as soon as he’s done gassing up.
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Or I get more than 3 responses.
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Canada
Lookit those coupla hosers, eh?
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So yeah, this round is over after 7 days. Pick a winner!
Here's my caption...
Two members of the big dick society gassing up on the way to there convention
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ass station
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New idea for Japanese game show ... Gas Station tug-of-war
Winner.
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Mangkhut
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 110
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 78
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 58
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Florence
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Indiscipline - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Aunt Flo
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Let's see if I can stimulate some hilarity.
(https://hugelolcdn.com/i/546710.jpg)
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Kingshmegland baby picture
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Yellow moons and green clovers and....ooh, what are those brown things?
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Either everyone is picking shitty pictures to put up, or this game has run its course here at DTF.
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That baby is talking through his ass.
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Oh dear, our baby's gonna fart his first word!
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Verbal diarrhea!
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Either everyone is picking shitty pictures to put up, or this game has run its course here at DTF.
Where’s Gary?
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Good thing he didn't get in to the fusilli pasta. Million to one shot, doc, million to one.
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Either everyone is picking shitty pictures to put up, or this game has run its course here at DTF.
Where’s Gary?
Takin a break from the forumz.
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Either everyone is picking shitty pictures to put up, or this game has run its course here at DTF.
Where’s Gary?
(https://hugelolcdn.com/i/546710.jpg)
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How Count Chocula was created.
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Always after me lucky charms! Pink Hearts, Yellow Moons, Orange Stars, Green Clovers, Blue Diamonds, and brown...WTF!!!
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How Count Chocula was created.
This got the biggest chuckle. You're up Tim. Give us a good one!
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Dry ice
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 110
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 78
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 59
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Dry Bowser
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Indiscipline - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Dry heaves
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(https://funnypictures.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/woman-carry-log-500x600.jpg)
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Slippery when wet
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Helga's Log, Redneck date: 1372.2. Jim Bob is off on a coon hunt with Cooter and Billy Ray. I am off to fix the sign Boomhauer knocked down, I tell you what.
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Not the biggest log that Patty ... 'moved' ... that day.
You sure know how to handle the wood, Darlene.
Now there's an honest profile pic at Onlyfarmers.com
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This week in "Ladies Over-reacting":
Helmut told Inge she can't give him wood anymore.
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The latest accuser against Brett Kavanaugh comes forward, with proof he asked her to feel how hard his lumber was.
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Inspiration for Robert Plant's 1983 "hit" - Big Log.
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Bridge construction crew hard at work in West Virginia.
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In Russia, women hunt men.
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Gearing up for some good ol fashioned redneck masturbation
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Gearing up for some good ol fashioned redneck masturbation
This isn't the general chat thread. Please caption the picture.
;D
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Helga's Log, Redneck date: 1372.2. Jim Bob is off on a coon hunt with Cooter and Billy Ray. I am off to fix the sign Boomhauer knocked down, I tell you what.
Winnah!! You're up Chris!
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Sorry fellas for delay and lack of originality; router crashed, finally back online.
Everybody Knows
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 110
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 78
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 59
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 19
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
The Bird is the Word
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Indiscipline - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/750x400q90/923/0OFez8.jpg)
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DTF's emergency prostate exam team is on call at prog stock. MOON RIVER!!!
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Uh Cram, where is your OTHER hand!?!?!
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A&E premiering their new show..10 Dorks And Counting.
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High (on) IQ
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jingle.boy: the only one man enough to cock both barrels.
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The acapella band known as The Flying Fucks.
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jingle.boy: the only one man enough to cock both barrels.
Jingle.Boy: the only man to barrel both cocks.
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jingle.boy: the only one man enough to cock both barrels.
Jingle Boy: The only one not groping someone else.
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jingle.boy: the only one man enough to cock both barrels.
Jingle Boy: The only one not groping someone else.
Jingle.boy: Playing with himself, as usual.
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Someone yelled, "Media!" at the VFW Hall Trump Rally, just outside of Pittsburgh yesterday.
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A&E premiering their new show..10 Dorks And Counting.
As someone whose wife will watch anything on A&E or TLC involving families with a crap load of kids, little people, fat people, otherwise physically different or deformed people, pregnant kids, trashy rich housewives... this one hit close to home.
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Guys
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 110
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 78
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 60
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 19
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Dudes
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Indiscipline - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Fellas
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(https://southernairboat.com/photopost/data/500/Picture_763.jpg)
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Holy shit, John Daly has hit rock bottom...
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Noonan! Noonan! Noonan! Noonan!
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I imagine these are my wife's meatballs.
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That's the kind of put they call "Grandpa's Old Pajamas".... 2 balls outside.
Is that a gopher on his head?
Be the ball Danny.... be the ball.
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It was that exact moment that Milton could no longer deny his unholy attraction.
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Gonna pick a winner tonight!
-
These guys perfectly illustrate the proverb:
Life is like a golf ball. You get hit time after time until you end up in a hole in the ground.
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ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz
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That's the kind of put they call "Grandpa's Old Pajamas".... 2 balls outside.
Very funny!
You're up J Boy!
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The Kate Winslett (chunky, but otherwise perfect)
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 110
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 79
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 60
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 19
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
The Rock Hudson (looked straight, but it wasn't)
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Indiscipline - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Grandpa's Pajamas (two balls outside)
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ff_5712.jpg)
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Hannibal! When I told you I wasn't takin' no plane, I didn't think you'd end up putting' me on this stinking old bus!
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Road tripping to the Kingshmegland Convention.
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Road tripping to the Kingshmegland Convention.
Shmegland Please!
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Honey, the guy sitting next to me is a real weirdo.
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"Could you look on the dresser again? I think I left one of my bracelets."
-
After decades of wondering, we can finally take a look to the other side:
"It's Charlie, Angels. Time to go to work."
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Mofo skipping rotary dialing dawg.
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"Could you look on the dresser again? I think I left one of my bracelets."
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!
WELCOME BACK! Is your Mission over? Maybe take the response to General Discussion.
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"Could you look on the dresser again? I think I left one of my bracelets."
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!
WELCOME BACK! Is your Mission over? Maybe take the response to General Discussion.
:lol
Nah, my mission ended in 2015 and I was barely active on DTF for while, but I came back to discuss the new Haken album. I saw the caption game and thought, "hey, I'll see how that's going."
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Nah, my mission ended in 2015...
Congrats. Did you make yourself a huge bleeping banner?
(https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01112/mission_accomplish_1112950c.jpg)
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No, I had been on a plane/in airports for like 23 hours, so I just wanted dinner and to go to bed.
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...yeah that's Baraucs.....B-A-R-A-C-U-S.........just tell him that his Dad's on the phone and needs to talk to him.
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After decades of wondering, we can finally take a look to the other side:
"It's Charlie, Angels. Time to go to work."
Slim pickins, but this gave me a giggle.
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I love Slim Pickens.
The Lannisters:
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 110
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 79
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 60
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 19
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
The Starks:
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
Indiscipline - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
The Freys:
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(https://i.imgur.com/meaLHId.jpg)
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Here's the keys to Hanger 18. Put on your hazmat suits before you go in.
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"Oops, sorry, shouldn't ahad dem chili fries for lunch."
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Here’s a little something I picked up in Denver....
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Here's Bill's car keys. Let's see if he notices.
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Give Bill a mint. His breath smells a little bit like Monica.
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You guys want to come over for a Sling party?
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"Oh, George!"
"Sorry, Laura. I always do tend to get a stiffy at the wrong times."
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George! Get your hand away from Micelles before the photographers see it.
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SLIPKNOT!!!!! :metal
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Tell Barack to take one of these an hour before. It works great for me.
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How did Don Cheadle get in the 2nd row?
FAKE NEWS!!!
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Okay, here's the cyanide capsule... You must get Trump to drink it after you put it in his glass. Civilization as we know it is counting on you. For the love of God- don't mess this up.
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It’s Room 404......Laura will be gone from 6:30 to 9:30.
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It’s Room 404......Laura will be gone from 6:30 to 9:30.
Turns out they're all staying at the Hilton Tree Tops Plaza; HTTP - 404 Not Found.
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A night at Marvel Universe Live...
George W - "What time does the Hulk smash?"
Barrack O - "Black Panther matters"
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And the ones that Dubya gives ya, don't do anything at all
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Bill thinks he's kinky....
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Little did George know that Michelle's breath didn't just hyperbolically smell like ass - it literally did... after playing a little ragtime diddy with Barry's rusty trombone earlier that day.
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Here's the only 'change' your getting from me.....
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Here's the only 'change' your getting from me.....
That's the buzzer beater! Stage is yours, sir.
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Why Thank you!!!
The Choosers
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 111
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 79
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 60
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 19
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
The Chosen
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
Indiscipline - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
the forgotten
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Next Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/VbyOLUJ.jpg)
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Kingshmegland's supply of White Out.
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Oh smile!!!
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"In local news, Kilz Paint started an impromptu rally for President Trump on Aisle 4 today at the Home Depot on 4th and Main St...."
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This is the wave that David Duke was looking for.
# of days without an accident at work:
438 0
There goes Shmegland's safety award!
"Cleanup on aisle 5... cleanup on aisle 5"
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Trump's master plan.
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It was always obvious when Peter North had done something he shouldn't be doing at work.
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A hostile response to the old Rolling Stones classic...
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Kill, Kill, Kill the white man. Kill him until he is dead. - Mama lookaboobooday (the only black traffic reporter in the Detroit area I'm proud to say)
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gimmee a couple more....I'll pick a winner tonight.
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"I don't see a problem."
Megyn Kelly
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After getting fired from Home Depot, Jeffrey didn't have a great drive home:
(https://www.devoredesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dac37d7791df00761315ba6ac3927299-speed-bump-epic-fail1.jpg)
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What's white and smells like blue paint? White paint.
How did the pirate vandalize Home Depot? He made arrrrrrrrt!
On Larry's last day at Menard's, he finally understood the importance of securing his load.
"Hey, I wonder what this switch does?"
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"What's could be worse than one giant paint bubble?"
"Oh, I know! Two giant paint bubbles!"
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White paint matters
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"But you said you wanted me to drop the pallet in aisle 28"
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"I don't see a problem."
Megyn Kelly
This made me chuckle. You’re up!
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It's been a while. Thanks, Gary, seems the last minute ones work at times (though the king white out made me spit take)
BREAKING BAD
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 111
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 79
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 60
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 19
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
BETTER CALL SAUL
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
Indiscipline - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
TOO BROKE WENCHES
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cb=20151125161725&path-prefix=protagonist)
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"I can't believe people read that crappy comic we were in for a whole decade!"
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For such a young kid he sure seems to be making that pussy awfully happy....
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"Stadler and Jingle.boy agreeing on gun control??"
"Hilary 2020?"
"Wrecked him? DAMN NEAR KILLED HIM!!"
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".....and then they said.....every vote counts.... :lol"
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He's going to build a wall when we own a Transmogrifier?!
-
So this guy on DTF thinks we are Tigger and Dennis The Menace..
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"I can't believe people read that crappy comic we were in for a whole decade!"
"Shame. Shame. Shame."
(you would have stood a much better chance with something like 'Butt fumble!')
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I am honestly surprised I didn't provoke anyone's ire sooner. :biggrin:
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So this guy on DTF thinks we are Tigger and Dennis The Menace..
Going with the few that were non political....you're up, Tim
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Thanks Joe!
Pic and standings coming up soon.
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Turkey
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 111
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 79
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 61
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 19
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Potatoes
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
Indiscipline - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Fruitcake
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Let's play "Guess who just gave head!"
Pass the fucking cranberries, Sharon!
-
I'm thankful for... Oh, forget it. I'll see you guys for Christmas dinner.
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"The Lions game is on...."
-
Hear No Love, Drink No Love, Eat No Love, Nobody Loves Me
-
I love Halloween
-
I wish I had kept my idea of a gang bang to myself...
-
Tammy and her F’n Gluten Free.....always ruining family meals.
-
Worst game of FMK ever.
-
Worst game of FMK ever.
Best game of FML ever.
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Worst game of FMK ever.
Best game of FML ever.
Maybe
-
Choosing tonight.
Not sure what FMK or FML are.
-
Not sure what FMK or FML are.
:youfail:
FML
-
Not sure what FMK or FML are.
(https://i.imgur.com/H4oPnP2.jpg)
Fuck, Marry, Kill
Fuck My Life
-
Guys, I don't speak in text speak. I don't have FB and I'm not up on the latest jargon. I have never ever seen those um..phrases in my life. ;D
Anyway..
Let's play "Guess who just gave head!"
This made me laugh. Actually it made me LOL. You guys know what that means?? :lol
You're up Chad!
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You are so old.
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FM Boots
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 111
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 80
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 61
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 19
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
FMK
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
Indiscipline - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
FML
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(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12399)
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Not in my country it ain’t.
-
Piquè's girth
-
This is exactly how much I actually give a :censored about you and your classmates......
-
"Your boyfriend can also stick his tongue in it..."
-
I don't go that way.
-
Da Fuq?
-
My friends when I say that the music I listen to frequently has songs lengths exceeding ten minutes.
-
We call it the Hairy Rooster.....when it's over your about this big around and feel some tingling......
-
"Rectum? Hell, it killed him!"
-
Otay
-
"Rectum? Hell, it killed him!"
Talk about knowing your audience. Winner ... even if you duffed the quote a little. ;)
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Schlemiel!
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 111
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 80
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 61
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 19
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Schlimazel!
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
Indiscipline - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!
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(https://i.imgur.com/eNH4tnS.jpg)
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‘E’ is for ‘easy’........that’s right sonny......come to Maw Maw and saddle up. If your lucky you’ll get the no denture treatment.
-
Tim is still wondering FMK.
-
"Is this what you whippersnappers mean by e-mail, grandson?"
-
The start of the e-too movement.
-
Having just drank her 20,000th bottle of 'Ensure'......Phyllis was recognized with the 'Spirit E' award.....
-
GMILF
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GMILF
There's a joke to be made here, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
Chad?
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GMILF
There's a joke to be made here, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
Chad?
GFacepalm.
-
Sesame Street...
E is part of penis, I haven't had in years.
-
I have to get to the post office. This is my first E-mail.
-
Not pictured: MC Hammer sitting next to her, holding the number '2' at the science fair
(sorry, I really have nothing....)
-
Phyllis is dealing in e to make ends meet.
-
Your Grandmas slept with so many men.....she’s now rated ‘E’ for everyone....
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"I'm just a simple one point human Scrabble card. I'll give you a blowjob to get up to a 'Q' value."
-
Your Grandmas slept with so many men.....she’s now rated ‘E’ for everyone....
lol
Winner!
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Thanks Hef! :tup
Naughty
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 112
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 80
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 61
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 19
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Nice
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
Indiscipline - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
lumps o' coal
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In the Spirit of the Holiday.....
(https://i.imgur.com/zF48hF4.jpg)
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:lol
(not a caption)
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Not pictured... Santa's flame-thrower.
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After hours reverse cowboy
-
Premise for Toy Story 5: Santa's Workshop
The War on Christmas escalates as the decorations fight back
Nope, he can't laugh and play just the same as you and me.
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Pornhub search: Holidays
-
The position is known as a "Reverse Rudolph."
-
Five seconds earlier .... "Hey Frosty, does this smell like chloroform?"
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(https://i.imgur.com/zF48hF4.jpg)
First photo banned under Tumblrs new policy.
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"Santa's calling it! For the first time in his career, Frosty The Snowman loses via knockout!"
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HCWI.
Hot Chocolate Under Influence.
-
HCWI.
Hot Chocolate Under Influence.
Jesus... you typo your own acronym!?!
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Gone wild in the seasonal aisle
-
For we've always seen the carrot, but never the pickle
"Oh dear, it's really like passing through a chimney!"
"Let me show you a new kind of red-nosed beast"
-
Frosty loves a good blowjob from Santa.
-
Damnit, Angelo! I told you not to let Simmons set up the holiday displays.
-
Humpity hump hump, humpity hump hump, look at Frosty go...
-
Santa gets relief after a Veet mishap.
-
HCWI.
Hot Chocolate Under Influence.
Jesus... you typo your own acronym!?!
Holy shit
(https://i.imgur.com/vdIP6ox.gif)
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There were a few good ones out there.....but, I can totally see a manager/employee having this conversation. Especially with today’s workforce.
Damnit, Angelo! I told you not to let Simmons set up the holiday displays.
You’re up Gregg!!
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Cool beans!
Frank
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 112
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 80
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 61
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 19
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Dean
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
Indiscipline - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Joey
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New Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/gmBjdin.jpg)
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Mullets really do bring in all the pu$$y
-
Cat on the left: How his hair is so shiny and curly? I'm soooo jealous. Gonna piss in his shoe in the night...
-
Swear to God, if this cmotherfucker nuzzles me one more time, then Christmas or no Christmas, it's his ass.
-
"He even focking named us like his last two albums: Load and Reload."
-
Their names?? "Business" on the left, and "Party" on the right.
-
Not Pictured: Chris Hanson waiting behind the tree with a camera crew....
-
Reginald practices his 'shocker' technique in the most peculiar places.
-
Bet I know whose hairballs are biggest...
-
....who puts the lotion in the basket? You put the lotion in the basket........
-
you don't even need to ask if he's a Winger fan... you just know.
-
TAC has been digging up some old photo's again, has he?
-
Prom night started off great for Podaar.
-
Guitar Cozmo has been found!
-
Mullet Man: Pussy Hunter
Friday nights on FOX.
-
I can't believe he's making us listen to Power Windows again.
-
Sorry, I kinda spaced this.
Their names?? "Business" on the left, and "Party" on the right.
Winna.
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Rum Nog
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 112
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 81
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 61
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 19
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Egg Nog
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
Indiscipline - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
DS9 Nog
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(https://i.redd.it/tjpil9ezvg221.jpg)
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Baby it’s cold outside...
-
When she's hungry and dinner isn't even started yet...
-
When she catches you staring at another woman.....
-
But I only said good morning!
-
Here, have a Snickers.
-
Where will you be when diarrhea hits?
-
"Day after day and night after night, replaying the events, did they ever see the red light?"
-
Doggy breath.
-
Seen here in its natural habitat on LV-426.....two Caninomorph’s begin their mating ritual.
-
At first I thought TAC's was gonna be a 1st pitch walk-off home run. But then this came
When she's hungry and dinner isn't even started yet...
It's like you're in my kitchen at least once a week. ;)
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Tommy loves hairy pussy
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Pumpkin pie
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 112
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 81
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 61
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 20
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Apple pie
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
Indiscipline - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Cow pie
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(https://i.imgur.com/v8fVJWx.jpg)
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9.... 9, 9; The Number of Police
-
9.... 9, 9; The Number of Police
:metal Weird Al, are you seeing this? Please?
-
Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?
-
You want just a verbal warning? Help by pushing me down the hill.
-
And it was this long. I miss Harold dearly
-
Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?
I actually just posted this and had to change because I saw you got there first! :omg:
-
Ma'am, here in Marwen, we take our posted speed limits very seriously.
-
It's no big deal.... Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.
-
9.... 9, 9; The Number of Police
Right outta the gate, boomerang win. You’re up!
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Eat
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 112
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 82
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 61
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 20
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Drink
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
Indiscipline - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Be Merry
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(https://i.imgur.com/67Br0Te.jpg)
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Porn search gone wrong....
-
When you’re at a National Park overlook and don’t notice the Asian tourist bus pulled up.
-
PETA rejected original album cover of KISS' Love Gun.
-
No seriously, I was going to post my roulette results and then al of these sheep surrounded me.
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Hey, hey mama said the way you move gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove
-
We wouldn't fuck you if you were the last dog on earth.
-
Hey, hey mama said the way you move gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove
Yeah... that's the one. I'll email ya.
-
New year, new picture. Carry on...
(https://scontent.fbed1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/49666822_2298618453503483_8227930138130513920_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_ht=scontent.fbed1-2.fna&oh=b6e39b65af10c8b53522557507eb9054&oe=5CD99C9F)
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Chuck is standing Gus ground.
-
What will happen if you tell Kingshmegland that Power Windows blows.
-
The consequences of Leprechaun Obesity.
-
"Think with your broadsword, Jimmy!"
-
Shouldn't have skipped class when the Heimlich maneuver was taught.
-
Moments after chanting “Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B...A...Select....Start” Jimmy’s “secret” Ninja kick was summoned
-
Kung Fu Panda. Live on Tour.
-
Mortal Kombat : Millennial Edition - Johnny Cage is replaced by Hipster Hugo
-
What will happen if you tell Kingshmegland that Power Windows blows.
You make me happy.
-
Never mess with a man's Lucky Charms.
-
His name must be Murphy...
-
“...good. Adaptation, improvisation. But your weakness is not your technique”
-
Human chess.......Rook takes out Knight.
-
I hope the dude in the red suspenders is next.
-
I hope the dude in the red suspenders is next.
He is and your up!
-
Gave Indiscipline his point from the last round..
Power Play
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 112
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 82
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 62
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 20
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Power Plant
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Power Windows
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(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rspjckYlgJ8/hqdefault.jpg)
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Photoshop Ron is taken to a new level.
Despite being given a 60 second head-start, Dirk still finished last.
A visual representation of Stadler leading a P/R discussion.
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A visual representation of Stadler leading a P/R discussion.
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Instant.
Fucking.
Winner!
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I'll gladly take it!
Grilled Cheese
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 112
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 83
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 62
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 20
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Bologna
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Fluffernutter
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I think there's still some good captions available in this one .... so let's reload it and give others a chance.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rspjckYlgJ8/hqdefault.jpg)
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Motivation 101 - I'm Hungry vs I'm Gonna Get Eaten
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Not exactly what I had in mind for the pron search "Single White Brunette & Six BBC's"
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Kingshmegland races to the front of the stage for Rush's outdoor Zimbabwe show.
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He will get disqualified..... he is on speed
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CBS's 'Survivor' Spinoff.....Cannibal Island......seems to be off to a good start.
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Thanks for the reminder Gary!
Not exactly what I had in mind for the pron search "Single White Brunette & Six BBC's"
And the good news is, you win!
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Why thank you Sir....
Arteries
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 113
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 83
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 62
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 20
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Veins
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
100% blockage
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Next Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/M1sRPd2.jpg)
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'Merica
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Makin America Great Again, one bodybuilding tranny, and crippled card carrying NRA member at a time.
#1 fans of Steven Tyler and Ted Nugent
In Talahassee, on the way to the auditions for Fox's new hit reality show "So You Think You Can Hunt", starring judges Adam Baldwin, Pete Weber, and Miranda Lambert; hosted by Dick Cheney
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Guber
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(https://i.imgur.com/M1sRPd2.jpg)
The day that "Make-A-Wish" went too far.
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Last call for entries.....
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Let's go find 'dem Native American protestors!
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Saints fans march on the league offices.
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Saints fans march on the league offices.
Really? Looks more like Pats fans.
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Saints fans march on the league offices.
Really? Looks more like Pats fans.
Apparently you’ve never seen Kingshmegland in a bikini and hi heels before.
Wait wut....
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Saints fans march on the league offices.
Really? Looks more like Pats fans.
Apparently you’ve never seen Kingshmegland in a bikini and hi heels before.
/quote]
You sure 'bout that?
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Slim pickin's but I'll throw the 'W' to Tim to get this thread back in action.
Winna!
Saints fans march on the league offices.
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Super Bowl
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 113
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 83
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 63
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 20
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Cereal Bowl
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Toilet Bowl
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Next Pic:
(https://sports.cbsimg.net/images/blogs/bill-belichick-10212013.jpg)
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"You said this was all that was needed, not a blow job!"
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"Down Low.......too slow......"
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"...And I'm tellin' ya that's what killed her. Trump walked right up to Mrs. kraft, and just grabbed her by the pussy!"
Too soon? :angel:
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I'm going to leave this open during the game tonight.
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I don’t have enough fingers on this hand now for my Super Bowl Championship Rings! Gonna have to use a toe or maybe my willie.......
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"So, fake roughing the passer call late. Do we have a deal?"
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I don’t have enough fingers on this hand now for my Super Bowl Championship Rings! Gonna have to use a toe or maybe my willie.......
That’s been the case for a while now. Don’t forget about the two rings he earned as defensive coordinator with the Giants.
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Blue shirt: All I want is you to high-five me with your dick. Just do it and I'll leave you alone.
Black guy: ...I'll do it.
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"Down Low.......too slow......"
Mercifully closing this out.
Gary..you're up.
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Thanks Tim.
Survived the 'Snap'
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 114
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 83
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 63
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 20
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Wakanda's B-Team
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Dust in the Wind
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Next Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/MMBeMmO.jpg)
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You've heard of "Hot Yoga"... here's "Bake Yoga".
Replacing "oooohhhmmmm" with "eeeeeerrre"
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Colorado porn
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Are you sure this is how it says you're supposed to do it on lifestraw.com?
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"I think maybe we should've got the illustrated manual".
The Sasha Grey bong... fashioned from the inside of her vagina. Smells like fish; tastes like chicken.
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Illustration from the Ganja Sutra.
I’d hit that...
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"Bang a gong, get it on!"
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Suddenly I want to start doing yoga.
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Training for a sex scene with John Holmes.
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Larry and Jim, either I'm baked, or you guys are looking hot.
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Not pictures off camera, a 40 of Captain Morgan, and a case of Bud Light.
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Not pictures off camera, a 40 of Captain Morgan, and a case of Bud Light.
Damn Russian spies spilling old GMD secrets.....
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Not pictures off camera, a 40 of Captain Morgan, and a case of Bud Light.
Damn Russian spies spilling old GMD secrets.....
FAKE NEWS!
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"Gang a bong, get it on!"
I never stuck around when they played 'leap frog' at parties. Stupid me.
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Gotta hand this one to the Count.....you'r e up!
Suddenly I want to start doing yoga.
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Thanks! I forgot I even posted in this round tbh.
John Petrucci
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 114
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 83
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 63
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 28
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 20
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Kurt Cobain
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Lil’ Wayne
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Next Pic:
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Yngvie starts rehearsals for his upcoming tour.
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I’ve heard him play. He blows.
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I don't mean to toot my own horn, but........
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Seussphonic metal rules, sneetches!
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Now YOU can party like a rock star too with the all new Fender Stratocaster beer bong!
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Yngvie starts rehearsals for his upcoming tour.
He is known to be a blowhard from time to time. You’re up!
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Eugene "Frampton" Wobblecott performs his new song, "Do You Feel Like We Kazoo?"
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Three-point shooters
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 114
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 84
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 63
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 28
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 20
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Slam Dunk
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
LeBron vs Giannis
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Next caption-worthy (hopefully) pic
(https://i.imgur.com/62uHJaL.jpg)
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Holy shit!!!
Not a caption.
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Meanwhile...later.
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Honey, did you order luggage?
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WUZ UPPP!!!!
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Tim Burtons...
The Reptile Shining
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Welcome to Florida...
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It must be ‘later’......
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Hey did you know you can save up to 15% on your car insurance by switching to Geico?
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"I love this pet door." <smacks lips> "By the way, I loved your pet, too!"
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You got a cup of sugar I can borrow?
Hey, did you know Dwight Gooden had 276 strikeouts in 1984? Me either, but damn, that chicken was delicious!
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"Honey, your mother is here."
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Hey, did you know Dwight Gooden had 276 strikeouts in 1984? Me either, but damn, that chicken was delicious!
I sincerely gave this one a hearty laugh OUT LOUD. Finally... the end of that damned chicken!
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You can't kill THAT Chicken, Baaaaaaaby!! He too clever to be eaten by anyone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gHiR1xeOSs
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Awwww yeah!!!!!! We gonna party like we did back in the Cretaceous period up in here you bitches!!!!!!! :metal
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Thanks! The stupid shit I come up with waking up at 5am... :lol
French horn
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 114
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 84
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 63
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 28
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 21
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Flugelhorn
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Foghorn Leghorn
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Next pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/gQrkcCV.jpg)
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Inspiration for Lost Domain's album ... In the Waiting Room of Death
Strong enough for a man;made for a woman.
'Nurse porn' for seniors - old people need loving too!
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To Tell The Truth DTF style:
"Hi, my name is Jingle.boy"
Hello, my name is Jingle.boy"
"No, MY name is Jingle.boy"
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That job is the pits........
:(
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Monday, 5:15 PM:
Dear diary, I know, this job sucks, BUT I GOT TO SMELL BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN'S ARMPIT!
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Enthusiastic new recruits begin their physicals to join the Right Guard - R.E.D. Division.
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The FDA inspects a new shipment of pitted prunes.
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Hitler only wanted right handed armpits.
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I love the look on the first guy's face.."Yeah honey, you want it."
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Speed-dating for deaf, dumb, and blind people.
* I know that probably isn't the PC way to say it, but Pinball Wizard just popped in my head.
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(https://i.imgur.com/gQrkcCV.jpg)
Swedish 70's supergroup ABBA, at the release party of their first single in 37 years, "Take a Whiff of Me".
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A look inside the DNC pre-check process for those still planning to announce their 2020 POTUS candidacy.
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A look inside the DNC pre-check process for those still planning to announce their 2020 POTUS candidacy.
:spitcoffee:
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From Vermont, not from Vermont. From Vermont....
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"Old People Smell" being spread through pollination.
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Old people identifying as Trans odor.
Doesn't smell like teen spirit that's for sure
Smell my arm pit is the new pull my finger
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^
If I had a vote, ....all three of these :D
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^
If I had a vote, ....all three of these :D
:tup!
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From Vermont, not from Vermont. From Vermont....
Lots of good ones this round, but this one got me most for some reason. You’re up, King!
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Thanks! I'll post when I get home!
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I'm having issues with Imageshack. Can somebody post a pic for me?
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Yeah, I got my kneepads on, but you bend over first!
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"Does this smell like Chloroform?"
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"Yeah, I got this stuff from a guy down in Florida. Runs a massage parlor. Said that it works better than rubber cement..."
If they mated: Jeremy Clarkson and Tim Allen edition
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I always wondered how those sidewalk drummers' drums were made.
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TAC remodels his basement.
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Where's I put my Racatac?
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Where's I put my Racatac?
Gregg stealed it.
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pick z winner
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Can I decline to pick a winner? Jesus
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Hey Look.....It's Sir Mix Alot!!
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This innovative Infinity Wars survivor makes the best of a bad situation
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Hey Look.....It's Sir Mix Alot!!
I like big buckets and I can not lie!
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The mixture in that bucket has hardened and now fully eroded to dust between the time it's taken to pick a winner. I believe King has the right of way to pick....Tick posted the pick for him? Right?
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Can I decline to pick a winner? Jesus
With this pic, we should've declined to post captions.
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Can I decline to pick a winner? Jesus
With this pic, we should've declined to post captions.
I didn't post it. I asked someone to post.
Well,
Hey Look.....It's Sir Mix Alot!!
The corniest wins.
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Well....'thanks'...I guess? Let's get the ball rolling again....
Shiny, Happy People
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 115
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 84
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 63
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 28
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 21
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
The Lolly Pop Kids
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Those who are unnamed
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Next pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/8YPKMvZ.jpg)
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Everyone quiet. Here comes Kraft.
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When you must keep your call handling time low and calls handled high - all while dealing with giardia-induced explosive diarrhea.
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Maybe they should clean their own ducts!
Comcast tech support.
Turns out it wasn't a couple of fat guys in some Jersey basemeant; these were the actual DNC hackers.
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Now that is a sweat shop. Someone grab a mop please.
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Now that is a sweat shop. Someone grab a mop please.
:lol I'll go ahead and call it on this one. Your up Rich!
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Next up....
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/55790114_2432535460111781_5439134673710088192_o.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=7af32dd2643c0b535c649f4a165e5bab&oe=5D442450)
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GIZZARDS!
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 115
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 84
Tick - 73
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 63
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 28
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 21
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
LIVER
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
TRIPE
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Ronald McDonald stars in a Bukkake film......
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Should I post another pic? No one seems to want to caption the current one? (besides Gary's)
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Caption Game has been slow as of late....just bump the thread and see if anyone else chimes in.....
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(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/55790114_2432535460111781_5439134673710088192_o.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=7af32dd2643c0b535c649f4a165e5bab&oe=5D442450)
I saw Kingshmegland in a pic like this once.....but it was all mayo.........I think?
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Cosplay edition of a Bills SuperBowl Parade.
When you ask for extra mustard at Burger King.
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Look at all those weirdos behind the guy with the mustard.
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I'd hate to see Relish Man.
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Last licks...
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This is the last time I asked for a hot dog with everything.
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At least they didn’t use mayo.
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(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/55790114_2432535460111781_5439134673710088192_o.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=7af32dd2643c0b535c649f4a165e5bab&oe=5D442450)
I saw Kingshmegland in a pic like this once.....but it was all mayo.........I think?
I dropped the ball on this one! I was down with the flu for awhile. Onward and upward!
Winner winner, mustard dinner!
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Hope you're feeling better Rich....
Power Play
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 84
Tick - 73
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 63
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 28
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 21
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Even Strength
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Penalty Box
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Next Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/bFLqfGF.jpg)
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Yeah, but can he play anything in 14/8?
DJ Setup Services by Clark Griswald.
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The dude Orbert’s so called friend used on keyboards after O told him to go screw.
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A live look at the inspiration for Jordan Rudess's "Wired for Madness".
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When Ojiwa played, "Two Turntables and a Microphone" the crowd laughed so hard they started choking on there plantains.
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bump.....throw a few more at this and I'll pick this rounds winner.
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Sure, setting all of this up is a chore, but fitting it all back into his rickshaw is the real bitch...
Damn, how far did MC Hammer fall?
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He’s about to “dial up” the hottest remix of 1995.
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Jamaica that system yourself?
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All this and I only have a delay of 2 seconds.... not bad
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Jamaica that system yourself?
Winna!
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Thanks Gary!
This one's for you!!
Hand Job
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 84
Tick - 73
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 64
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 28
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 21
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Hand Maiden
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Hand Pass
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Next Pic:
(https://scoutingtherefs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/wshnogoalcc03.jpg)
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Did you see that hot piece of ass in the first row? Let's use the replay. It never lies.
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Fork.
Spoon.
FORK!
SPOON!
FOOOORK!!!!!
SPOOOOOONN!!!!
Let's not review it. I went to high school with this guy Kevin, and I really want to mess with him. Plus, I just a shipping notification for this Philippine mail-order bride, and I could use a few weeks off of work.
Rock, paper, scissors, GO!
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“Let’s see - he gave you $50, you the same, I got a c-note... how much he give you, Tom? Well, that’s enough for me if it’s enough for you.” *Turns on mic for PA* “We have a good goal.”
“If you say, ‘Who’s in goal?’ one more time, I’m gonna punch your lights out. Now one more time, what is the guy’s name playing center?”
“What is the guy’s name playing defense.”
“I’m not asking who’s playing on defense.”
“Who’s playing goal.”
“I don’t know.”
“He’s playing left wing. Leave him out of this...”
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“Sharks on three. One two three SHARKS!!!”
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I doubt anyone's gonna care much no matter what we decide.
There's no way we can make a worse call than O’Halloran and Furlatt.
Hold my beer.
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Rock cuts scissors. It was a high stick
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“Sharks on three. One two three SHARKS!!!”
Winnah!
Count, you're up!
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Thanks!!!
Updated standings.
Hysteria
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 84
Tick - 73
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 64
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
TheCountOfNYC - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 21
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Seven Nation Army
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
...And Justice For All
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Next pic:
(https://cdn.musiciantuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/unknown-funny-guitar-face.jpg)
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Mitchell unwittingly finds the brown note.
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What if? ... Rush replaced Geddy instead of John Rutsey?
Ronald shows us what Dance of Eternity would sound like, but if Nikki Sixx was the bassist.
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Wolfgang Van Halen has really let himself go.
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Heave Harris
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Mitchell unwittingly finds the brown note.
Winner right off the bat! You’re up.
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Thank you!
Stanley Cup
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 84
Tick - 73
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 64
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
TheCountOfNYC - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 22
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Ryder Cup
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Jock strap cup
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Next:
(https://i.imgur.com/Cz4qn0P.jpg)
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Stadler!!!!
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Bad picture with only one (hilarious, albeit) entry? I’ll let this go another day before giving the TAC the default win. :mehlin
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Say....you ever smelled Chloroform before?
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"I no kid you, baby. I got no hairpiece."
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Denise Kwiver found herself helpless to resist her large-hand-fetish when Superintendent Harry Manbaque showed her his latest dance moves.
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I would do anything for Hugh......
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Harvey Weinstein Sr.
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Old man, “So honey, what’s your sign!”
Hot chick, “I’m a Libra, what’s yours?”
Old man, “I’m a Viagra”.
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Stadler!!!!
Some good ones after this one, but this still made me laugh the hardest.
You’re up, TAC!
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Fat Albert
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 84
Tick - 74
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 64
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
TheCountOfNYC - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 22
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Fat Tuesday
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Fat Pig
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Next:
(https://www.sunnyskyz.com/uploads/2014/04/ge8zh-19-juafExS.jpg)
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Gary and Kev at Disneyworld after the Blues win the Cup.
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TAC on the Supper's Ready Roller Coaster at the new Genesis Theme Park.
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Gene Simmons off stage.
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Magic Mountain? More like Tragic Fountain.
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And everyone in cars 4 through 9 got to try Gary's milkshake that day.
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They thought it would be a helpful diversion, but in retrospect the rollercoaster was a bad place to break the news to Chaz that Phi Kappa would be pledging its first Jew.
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They thought it would be a helpful diversion, but in retrospect the rollercoaster was a bad place to break the news to Chaz that Phi Kappa would be pledging its first Jew.
(https://i.imgflip.com/1sggbh.gif)
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Having just consumed a gallon of holy water, Ron's friend Jeff was a very blessed man.
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I had the same reaction when I heard that the Blues were getting favorable calls.
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Magic Mountain? More like Tragic Fountain.
This actually made me laugh. Let's call it here.
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Thanks!
Updated standings:
Eric Staal
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 84
Tick - 74
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 64
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 22
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Marc Staal
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Bathroom Stall
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Your next pic:
(https://duckduckgrayduck.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/concussions-taking-a-toll-in-nhl.jpg)
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The moment the Kings knew to strip Dustin Brown of his Captaincy.
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During game 82, Brown: "I'm going to Disneyworld!!!". Spotter: "Guess we should've sent him to concussion protocol."
This move is called 'Dub-ya'
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That’s actually a pretty spot-on Pierre McGuire impression...
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I've seen that same water stream just as I'm tucking "ol boy" away after peeing believing I was done.
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...and he had a blue beard, if you can believe it, and was spitting like this. I was all, WTF is this shit?
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for some reason this reminds me of the night I drank three bottles of whiskey with some sailors returning from a two year tour......
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You're damn right I can. The whole bottle at once. Watch!
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... and that, as much as anything, led to my drinking problem.
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I'm a dildo!
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While former pilot Ted Striker was able to establish a new career in hockey, he never succeeded in shaking his drinking problem.
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That’s actually a pretty spot-on Pierre McGuire impression...
Any shot against Pierre McGuire is a win in my book. You’re up!
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... and that, as much as anything, led to my drinking problem.
While former pilot Ted Striker was able to establish a new career in hockey, he never succeeded in shaking his drinking problem.
:clap: :clap:
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Oh dang sorry Mr. Ham, I didn't see your post. I read through the first few hockey references that meant nothing to me so stopped reading the rest of the submissions.
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Thanks!
Updated standings:
Touring van
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 84
Tick - 74
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 64
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 23
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Moving van
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
TAC’s minivan
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Next pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/1HsMTxC.jpg)
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Well, there's alway the Red Sox.
Man I wish Ike Taylor was in goal.
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If I hear gmillerdrake bitch about the officiating one more time I’m going to rip my eyes out.
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I really regret this Pasta tattoo now.
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Great! Now I have to decide which of my other 12 Championship t shirts I want to wear tomorrow.
;D
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~sigh... we'll never be able to grow beards like that Petrucci guy.
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Oh dang sorry Mr. Ham, I didn't see your post. I read through the first few hockey references that meant nothing to me so stopped reading the rest of the submissions.
Oh no problemo :lol - looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
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:rollin
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"I just sharted. Damn it."
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Don’t worry. Football is just around the corner.
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Is it too late for me to go to Law School?
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Is this my 14th or 15th beer?
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Damn. I lost my hat. Has anyone seen my hat?
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Is this my 14th or 15th beer?
Who cares? It's Coors Light.
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Is this my 14th or 15th beer?
Who cares? It's Coors Light.
For those pussies, it's a lot.
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Well, there's always the Red Sox.
A winner is you, Jingle. You’re up!
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Woot woot!
Updated standings:
Raptors
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 85
Tick - 74
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 64
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 23
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Blues
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Any Boston Team
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/ff_6371.jpg)
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You’ll be sorry for not remembering my diaper...
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Yesss, Yesss. Now wipe my button... one finger, circular motions. And DON'T YOU LOOK AT MEEEE!!!
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Well.....get to it......
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Urine to water ratio 4:1
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I've seen it buddy....it's still fresh in my mind. And unless you remember what it's like to see your moms vulva pass right in front of your eyes.....don't give me any of this 'you have it easy cuz you're a baby' crap....
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OK bitches, I've had my viagrasauce.
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Yesss, Yesss. Now wipe my button... one finger, circular motions. And DON'T YOU LOOK AT MEEEE!!!
Am I the only one that read this in the voice of Stewie?
You're up man.
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Yesss, Yesss. Now wipe my button... one finger, circular motions. And DON'T YOU LOOK AT MEEEE!!!
Am I the only one that read this in the voice of Stewie?
You're up man.
Yes, Yes... this was Stewie! Sorry for the delay and thanks for the winnnn!
Updated standings:
Cori Gauff "Coco"
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 85
Tick - 74
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 64
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 23
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Venus Williams (stick to the commercials)
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Ball-man Kramer (the great Ball-man experiment)
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I'll post one in a few...
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(https://hosting.photobucket.com/images/oo26/joshuarowland/0/53a157e6-b04a-42e7-ad47-fe562e40047b-original.jpg?width=1920&height=1080&fit=bounds)[/URL][/img]
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WTF Karen? I wasn’t ready....
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Looks like Sarah Huckabee fielding a tough question.
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NY Jets Mascot Tryouts.
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Photobucket couldn't afford a plane to fly a banner over the park, so it rented out a frisbee.
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NY Jets Mascot Tryouts.
fix'd
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Photobucket couldn't afford a plane to fly a banner over the park, so it rented out a frisbee.
:rollin
Keep going guys... I'll give it a day. Great stuff in here and I needed a laugh :lol
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Oddjob trying to playing with his pet hound.
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The Summer of George is well underway.
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It was at that moment Rex realized he was never the good boy.
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Fido forgot to bring his Seeing Eye Person when he went to the park.
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He may be slow, but his lack of coordination makes up for it.
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(https://hosting.photobucket.com/images/oo26/joshuarowland/0/53a157e6-b04a-42e7-ad47-fe562e40047b-original.jpg?width=1920&height=1080&fit=bounds)[/URL][/img]
"Ooops, up-side your head, say oops upside your head!"
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The Summer of George is well underway.
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! I could just see George getting slammed by a golf disk and making that face... still a few months left.
Honorable mention to TAC's Photobucket flyover...
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I don’t get it. Who is George? What is the reference?
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You might know him better by his preferred nickname: Koko the Monkey.
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I don’t get it. Who is George? What is the reference?
Let me guess, Seinfeld wasn't metal enough for you to watch.
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I don’t get it. Who is George? What is the reference?
Let me guess, Seinfeld wasn't metal enough for you to watch.
I saw most of the first couple seasons, but I spent late '94-mid '98 working nights.
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So did I but I still saw them.
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When I got off nights, it wasn't really a big deal. My wife isn't big on sitting down and watching sitcoms. My stepson was 10/11 at this time. I know he watched his shows. I didn't care, honestly.
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Updated standings:
DTF Catching Mice
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 86
Tick - 74
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 64
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 23
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Bosk putting carts "away"
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
TAC getting cultural references
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/ff_6387.jpg)
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I'll take the Over the Turnbuckle Omelet with a side of leg locks.
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His specialty is ‘Ill take your Soul’ food
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Fucking amateur...get that metal spat out of the nonstick pan.
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Almost time for Melania’s special “well done Bratwurst”
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Next, on “Pumping Iron Chef...”
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“Your Pad Thai is ready, sir.”
“But I ordered the beef lo mein...”
“I said. Your Pad Thai is ready. Sir. “
“Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.”
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“Say ‘What?’ again. Say ‘What?’ again, muthafucka. I dare ya! I double dare ya! Say ‘What?’ one more goddamn time!”
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"Your salad is ready, pussy."
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"Um, I'd like to order a tricep, I mean a tri-tip sandwich."
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“Your Pad Thai is ready, sir.”
“But I ordered the beef lo mein...”
“I said. Your Pad Thai is ready. Sir. “
“Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.”
Ding ding ding. A couple of beauties right before it. Gary's 'soul food' had the early lead, but Snow Dog edges him out by a big burly bicep.
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Updated standings:
Pad Thai
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 86
Tick - 74
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 64
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Snow Dog - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Black tie event
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Tie game
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(https://i.imgur.com/m7XYkRN.jpg)
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I'm King of the World!!!!
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Come on Mom... who the hell double-knots their shoes now? And what is that guy yelling about? You bunch of idiots...
I'm just going to sit here and study the massive poop that I just pinched off; wonder how the ex-ray machine will process that?
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Under the new Trump Border policy, all children are to go through the Citizenship Scanner.
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Obviously the Domestic Terminal.
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Ma'am, please remove all items from your purse, pockets and womb
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Under the new Trump Border policy, all children are to go through the Citizenship Scanner.
Perfect humorous allusion to current events. You win!
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Tight Rope
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 86
Tick - 74
TAC-65
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Snow Dog - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Tight Squeeze
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Tight Wad
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Next:
(https://d2v9y0dukr6mq2.cloudfront.net/video/thumbnail/Ss9KzsFQiotxep1o/videoblocks-man-drives-a-car-young-man-is-picking-his-nose-close-up-profile-men-inside-his-car-driving-on-a-sunny-day_h-jpronrx_thumbnail-full05.png)
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passenger-side view from the last TAC family road trip.
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Gold Rush: West Virginia
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Must be lunch time...
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Passing-lane camper caught on film.
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After hours on the road listening to Alex Jones......Jimbo is convinced he has a 'reset' button and tries frantically to push it to have the chance to start all over.
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I'm not here just defending myself but all those Pickers out there who've been caught....
Are we not human?! If we pick, do we not bleed?! I am not an animal!
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I'm not here just defending myself but all those Pickers out there who've been caught....
Are we not human?! If we pick, do we not bleed?! I am not an animal!
Was going to go with that but realized it's an automatic loss. TAC won't get the reference.
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You would be correct!
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Nuggetz!
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What the fuck is digging to China?
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"There's gotta be a good caption up here somewhere."
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"There's gotta be a good caption up here somewhere."
There might be if it was a good picture to caption. :-*
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"There's gotta be a good caption up here somewhere."
There’s one in there....just can’t put my finger on it.
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Using italics to make a point is like digging to China with your pointer finger.
Everybody does it.
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Nuggetz!
This actually made me chuckle.
Apparently a bad picture....
You're up, hoser.
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Seems we're having trouble finding good captionable pics lately.
Anti Climactic
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 87
Tick - 74
TAC-65
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Snow Dog - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Anti Niemi
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Anti Vaxx'rs
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ff_2835.jpg)
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Well, Jr. said he wished the slide was longer, so I unburied three feet of the legs. Viola'!
Seems we're having trouble finding good captionable pics lately.
Hey, wait a minute. I was quite proud of my entry into the last competition! :lol
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No, really, it's awesome going head first.
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The embodiment of every conversation in the P/R Forum these days.
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Prototype of the fastest slide in the world. When built at the mexican border it will be 10 times higher.
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Advertising it as 'The Broken Coccyx Roccyx' wasn't ACME's best marketing ploy.
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See that album at the top? It's called Moving Pictures.
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A visual metaphor for Goeff Tate's career.
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See that album at the top? It's called Moving Pictures.
And the one at the bottom:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/Rush_Power_Windows.jpg)
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Winner!!!!
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These 2 hot takes will never win this caption game. Lol
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These 2 hot takes will never win this caption game. Lol
But they were good enough for you to steal the idea. :P
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One articulated it with precision.
Besides, if your telling me any Tate output after HITNF is better than Power Windows, I question your taste. Sucka! :lol
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Besides, if your telling me any Tate output after HITNF is better than Power Windows, I question your taste. Sucka! :lol
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/3oKIPqgSSYAsUVXKiQ/giphy.gif)
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:lol
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This thread.
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Oh yeah, right. Mine to judge. Well, another dud of a pic sadly ...
No, really, it's awesome going head first.
Is da winner.
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No Hitter
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 87
Tick - 74
TAC-66
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Snow Dog - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
No Quitter
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
No Shitter
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(https://ak1.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/11994071/thumb/1.jpg?ip=x480)
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Blond bowling.
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Gwyneth Paltrow wax museum.
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Which sorority is this?
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A perfect representation of Kim Kardashian’s personality.
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The first run of the ‘Karen’ mannequin line seems to be on point
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Blond bowling.
Candlepins, obviously.
You're up Joe!
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Joe will update the standings, but he asked me to post a pic for him.
Here it is:
(https://jay.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341caff553ef017ee9f2e771970d-pi)
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I hear the Jays are willing to trade him for future considerations.
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Bassball.
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The Pass
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Oh I'm really happy with this pic!
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Hooked you up, brother! :lol
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Ace under pressure
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Curve away the stone
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Sings and throws High Pitch
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A modern day warrior; mean, mean strike.
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Man, Tim Lincecum is looking pretty rough these days...
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Still better than any of the Red Sox current starting rotation.
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Geddy is a relief specialist.....only being called upon in the most ‘odd time’ of the game.
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Man this new pitcher shows real grace under pressure.
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Late in his career, he's still a little pitchy.
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Right after this, the batter requested that Geddy’s forehead be covered because he lost sight of the ball.
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We hear you're a pitcher. You sure aren't much of a dresser. We wear caps at this level son.
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Moving Pitchers
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By Tor And The Snow Ball
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It’s common among pitchers to miss high and inside if you Rush the delivery.
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I'll pick a winner tomorrow.
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I'm so glad deGrom cut his hair! He looked so much older with it long.
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Whenever a batter gets a homer off of Ged his next batter gets one, closer to the head.
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I'll pick a winner tomorrow.
I wish my days were as long as yours. Unless I'm working
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I'll pick a winner tomorrow.
I wish my days were as long as yours. Unless I'm working
My days are better than most others lol
Man, Tim Lincecum is looking pretty rough these days...
This made me laugh too hard. Winner!
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Ribeye steak
Kingshmegland - 148
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 87
Tick - 74
TAC-66
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Cube steak
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Burned at the stake
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Big Bucks! Big Bucks! No Whammies!
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Who here qualifies for the free Senior Citizen’s brunch at Denny’s?
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Remind me again.....who were the two that are completely out of touch with reality? Oh...thanks....
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What is the universal sign for "Salty?"
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Raise your left hand...
Obama says raise your right hand
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They did the mash.......they did the Monster Mash....
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How do you like your weed?
Bernie: I like to roll it in my fingers
Liz: "I like to just pack it in."
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Raise your hands if you wear Depends!!
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Tzh! Tzh! I have a whole bag of tzh with your name on it.
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eric42434224 and portnoy311's grandparents
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How full is your bladder?
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Picking teams for dodgeball at the senior center.
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Who left their colostomy bag back stage?
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"It's FREE to stay at the......Y....M....C....A.......
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"I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $7,000, Alex."
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TempusVox?
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Bernie: "WE will annex the 1% by the Spring AT ANY COST! And, our stocks will rise HIGH!"
Liz: "Ohhh you little shit... I was raising my hand for the tomahawk-chop!"
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Rock, Paper, Scissors... Go!
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Tzh! Tzh! I have a whole bag of tzh with your name on it.
Zip it!
This one got me good. Winner.
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Tzh! Tzh! I have a whole bag of tzh with your name on it.
Zip it!
This one got me good. Winner.
Cool... it never would've worked if Tim was judging. :lol
Traveling today, so I'll address this tomorrow morning
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Tzh! Tzh! I have a whole bag of tzh with your name on it.
Zip it!
This one got me good. Winner.
Cool... it never would've worked if Tim was judging. :lol
Traveling today, so I'll address this tomorrow morning
Nope. I didn’t get it. :lol
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Where are you heading, Chad? Business or pleasure?
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Tzh! Tzh! I have a whole bag of tzh with your name on it.
Zip it!
This one got me good. Winner.
Cool... it never would've worked if Tim was judging. :lol
Traveling today, so I'll address this tomorrow morning
Nope. I didn’t get it. :lol
Did it at least make you horny, baby? I found it quite... shagadelic!
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Where are you heading, Chad? Business or pleasure?
Calgary... business. Flying home tonight.
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Wrist Watch
Kingshmegland - 148
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 88
Tick - 74
TAC-66
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Night Watch
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Suicide Watch
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(https://realestategoodlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/beat-by-girl-600x300.jpg)
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Pretty much how the aftermath of election night 2016 went/felt........
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Choosing Hysteria over High n Dry.
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You see son, that is how you shave an armpit.
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Get used To it son.....it only gets worse. Only, the older you get it’s lets of a physical bearing and more emotional
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Look on the bright side kid, at least you got paid more than she did for this fight!
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Don't worry son....you'll make an on average 10% higher salary than her even if you aren't as qualified...
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This was the last indicator.....you my son are a Millennial....
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Look on the bright side kid, at least you got paid more than she did for this fight!
Sad, but true.
Yer up, Chris.
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Kyle MacLachlan
Kingshmegland - 148
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 88
Tick - 74
TAC-66
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
John McLaughlin
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Sarah McLachlan
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"That Tick is so funny!"
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.....and then he said he should be back in the band for the fans...
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And we'll call it "The Astonishing".
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...they said they were the new kings of prog then it sounded like 80's rock.....
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Have you heard the new Sons Of Apollo?
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"That's hilarious and ironic, TAC. Someone else said almost the same damn thing thirteen seconds before you did."
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:lol
Is that who Gary was talking about? :facepalm:
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:lol
Is that who Gary was talking about? :facepalm:
I went for the subtle approach.....for those who knew that MP and DS proclaimed themselves the new Kings of PROG then released an album with limited, rudimentary prog moments
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Circa June 2015:
“Did you hear Donald Trump is running for President? As if he has a chance...”
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Did you read Kattelox's Top 50?
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TAC was where in the 90's?!
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Did you see Kingshmegland's post in the Underwear thread?
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...he needs 86 other bands to fill the void from leaving us...
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Did you see Kingshmegland's post in the Underwear thread?
I laughed too hard at this, without even knowing what was said in the thread. I could see James and John reading the the last 10 or so posts in that thread and laughing like that. Go!
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Standings Pt.1
Kingshmegland - 148
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 88
Tick - 74
TAC-67
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Standings Pt. 2
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Standings (The Reprise)
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(https://i.imgur.com/LQYEuw2.jpg)
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OMG the group headings! But where is Standings (acoustic)?
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Let's fucking go people!!!
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I got one...He's all Boss in the back, but I hear he's Little Steven in the front.
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Two guys coming out of the circle.
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Nothing says 'tough guy' like a red flannel and a shoulder bag from Whole Foods.....
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The last time I saw a tuck job like that he was telling me to put the lotion in the basket or I'd get the hose again.....
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The last time I saw a tuck job like that he was telling me to put the lotion in the basket or I'd get the hose again.....
As if Tim would get that reference. ::)
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No idea! :lol
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The last time I saw a tuck job like that he was telling me to put the lotion in the basket or I'd get the hose again.....
As if Tim would get that reference. ::)
No idea! :lol
Oh FFS Tim....C'mon. It's only a reference to a cultural iconic movie.
Ok...here's my next submission:
Here we see Tim being led out into the world....to experience life as the rest of humanity does.
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What movie?
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What movie?
Silence of the Lambs
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Setlist Scotty, seen convincing random strangers that Mirror and Lie are one song.
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Frank anxiously looks for the nearest restroom after getting off the plane to remove the bag of edible gummies from his 'prison purse'
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Setlist Scotty, seen convincing random strangers that Mirror and Lie are one song.
:tup :lol
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What movie?
Silence of the Lambs
Oh, OK. I've seen that.
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Yup... you definitely killed the thread this time.
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Yup... you definitely killed the thread this time.
Oh boy. You're right! :facepalm:
Gonna go with this one for its truth!
Here we see Tim being led out into the world....to experience life as the rest of humanity does.
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Thanks Tim!
Crouching Tigers
Kingshmegland - 148
gmillerdrake - 117
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 88
Tick - 74
TAC-67
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Hidden Dragons
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
rolly pollys
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Next Pic:
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Miss Klan pageant.
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Wet Klan-hood contests.
The Miss 3-Bag Ugly finalists
Spot the transgender competitor.
This is what those Democratic house members from NC were really doing yesterday.
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Sharia Ooh La La
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The Bruins Wives' suite during Game 7 last year.
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"Evening vear!"
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Sharia Ooh La La
Winna!
Your In Box is full Mr. Ham.....you know the drill.....
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Thanks G-Mill!
Crouching Rancors
Kingshmegland - 148
gmillerdrake - 117
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 88
Tick - 74
TAC-67
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Hidden Wampas
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Jar Jars
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Next Pic:
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Cram meets Joe Perry in Las Vegas.
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Weekend at Bernie’s - Celebrity Edition
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Uncle Salty
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"Did you take the hair conditioner? I can't find it?"
"Nope, haven't seen it."
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Dracula and Renfield on the red carpet.
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Stadler and El Barto
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(https://i.imgur.com/Qh2V3GR.jpg)
Super Cuts. You're gonna like the way you look.
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Thanks to Ancestry.com, Eddie Trunk meets his great great grandfather.
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In an effort to spice up tourism.....The Smithsonian had a limited 'Rock Out with Ramsses' night.
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Flobee before and after photos.
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Eddie Trunk on the set of "The Banana Splits, the movie"
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"There's something about Mary"-esque caption would have been instant win, but going with this one. Nice Tick!
Super Cuts. You're gonna like the way you look.
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Thanks Hammy! :tup
Pic coming up!
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Christopher Columbus
Kingshmegland - 148
gmillerdrake - 117
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 88
Tick - 75
TAC-67
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Bacon
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
hot dogs
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You will be aerated!
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Last licks. I have one caption so far...
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Someone is taking his yard work a bit to seriously.....
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Irake, Iraq, what’s the difference?
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In his younger years, Bane worked for an urban landscape company.
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Turks v Kurds
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Turks v Kurds
Kurks v Turds
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In his younger years, Bane worked for an urban landscape company.
I got to give it to Gary! :tup
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I don’t get it.
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I don’t get it.
Everyone knows. :lol
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Thanks Rich.... :tup
This thread could use a set of fresh players. Seems as if it's the same four or five people all the time.
The Untouchables
Kingshmegland - 148
gmillerdrake - 118
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 88
Tick - 75
TAC-67
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
The Goonies
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
The Departed
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Man, Richard Gere has really let himself go.
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Beulah, Mississippi has 64th consecutive day of no newsworthy events
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Days without a family injury ....
2 0
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Ground Hag Day
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Tinder for hicks.
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Let's play a game: Spot something that is not fucked up in this picture.
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Meet Florence and her son Cletus, winners of this years Smackover, Arkansas Hillbilly Hospital Sweepstakes. Prizes include a free ride in an ambulance strapped to a gurney, a pack of cigarettes.......and a dead squirrel.
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Adams County, KY, everyone gets a complimentary rodent with your 10th ambulance ride.*
*Living rodent not guaranteed. Some restrictions apply. Inquire with your local Congressperson.
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"I swear to God, when Grammy screwed up the landing, THIS came shooting out!"
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Man, Richard Gere has really let himself go.
Its Regina now...
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I hated those two fist pumping, high fivin' squirrels in that Geico commercial so much, I fig'rd I take one of 'em out. So what if I totaled my vehicle, it was worth it. Plus, he'll make good eatin'.
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Meet Florence and her son Cletus, winners of this years Smackover, Arkansas Hillbilly Hospital Sweepstakes. Prizes include a free ride in an ambulance strapped to a gurney, a pack of cigarettes.......and a dead squirrel.
Winna! :tup You're up!!
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Meet Florence and her son Cletus, winners of this years Smackover, Arkansas Hillbilly Hospital Sweepstakes. Prizes include a free ride in an ambulance strapped to a gurney, a pack of cigarettes.......and a dead squirrel.
Winna! :tup You're up!!
ALRIGHT! I'll see if I can figure this thing out and come up with something when I get home from work. :corn
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Clayton Kershaw 2009-2016
Kingshmegland - 148
gmillerdrake - 118
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 88
Tick - 75
TAC-67
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Clayton Kershaw 2017-2019
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
Clayton Kershaw in the Playoffs
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New Pic!!
(https://i2.wp.com/www.metdaan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/10-221.jpg?w=728&ssl=1)
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Now zucchini, now you don't.
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The ol’ Prison Purse comes in handy again....
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Green for sarcasm.
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Not the first time I've been given something long and green from a complete stranger.
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"Am I happy to see you? What do you think?"
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Feel like tossing a salad?
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"Its my lover. Its a salad fixin. Its two treats in one."
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Why yes... I am Greek.
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Do you have deep pockets?
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Before this date goes any further......I’m gonna have to check your gag reflex.
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Let me introduce you to my little friend.
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It goes great with KY jelly.
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Otter from Delta House is still trying to pick up chicks with the "Mine is bigger than that, my cucumber I mean" line.
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Here's your green economy!
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It goes great with KY jelly.
I gotta go with this one.
Take it away King! :king:
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Kingshmegland apparently want to stare at that picture a bit longer before posting a new one...
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Kingshmegland apparently want to stare at that picture a bit longer before posting a new one...
I guess my picture killed the thread :lol
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(https://scontent.fbed1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/74896282_2815124725186184_4316799246125760512_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_oc=AQmzvHMOfWZRx2NJBDsFEeKlA2-cPXrSuk3Ioez1BCzb0WGok0P3Qd9xVuZiGUEjdsR0E1SVcgrCkoesqudJnemn&_nc_ht=scontent.fbed1-2.fna&oh=664b2081f86547ff4856a04c9d7e07e0&oe=5E62DBFB)
Posted for King.
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Pretty much how King has treated this thread for the past two weeks.
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After this day, Brad would never eat another muffin as long as he lived.
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So it appears the game I introduced so long ago may finally rest in peace.
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Maintaining eye contact: mission failed.
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King lost in circular thoughts
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Even the 'Teal Titty Shuffle' couldn't get John to lighten up and forget about his premature performance the night before.....
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Sorry Roger, I just don't see you that way since your transition.
Wonder how I did on my Geography final?
She's no baby Yoda.
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Sorry Belinda.....I have no mammary....err....memory of saying I'd dance with you....
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I just said you'd look ridiculous in that jacket. You can still touch my breasts.
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I just said you'd look ridiculous in that jacket. You can still touch my breasts.
Holy shit folks we have a winner!!!! :omg: :hefdaddy
:lol
Lets the games continue! :metal
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The Slow Thread
Kingshmegland - 149
gmillerdrake - 118
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 88
Tick - 75
TAC-68
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
The Fucking Slow Thread
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2
DTF Caption Thread
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New Pic in honor of Tick for keeping the thread alive!
(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/c2/52/09/c25209a695142ea415842e0ecef445cd.jpg)
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Tick...? I haven’t heard that name in years......
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Why didn't you put the cart back in the corral?
Jeff Silverbloom
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Lord Nefarius's photo.. er., Bosk's photo.... er, well... one of their photos when 'The Astonishing Part V' is released
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Actual bad-ass puts DTF local "bad-ass" to shame.
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Come again, too old for the Jacket???
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"I'm sorry but I'm just not that cool!" - Tick 2019
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To old for the jacket? TO OLD FOR THE JACKET? Let me put my teeth in and we'll talk about it, punk!
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You heard me. Get off my lawn, bitch.
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Actual bad-ass puts DTF local "bad-ass" to shame.
:lol
You're up Pup!
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Leather Jacket
Kingshmegland - 149
gmillerdrake - 118
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 88
Tick - 75
TAC-68
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Trench Coat
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist - 2
Puppies_On_Acid - 2
Sweater Vest
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(https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/random-pictures-that-make-no-sense-23-1.jpeg)
Here you guys go, have at it!
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Wow I remember that picture from ages ago!
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Wow I remember that picture from ages ago!
Was this one done in this thread already?
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Wow I remember that picture from ages ago!
Was this one done in this thread already?
It was, a long time ago.
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Wedding Registry? I don't need no Wedding Registry! I drive a UPS truck... I used to drive a UPS truck.
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Delivery: Cramx3 style.
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Sew what.
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The story behind this pic would leave you in stitches.....
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"Hold on son, I forgot to give you your thread!"
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Justin couldn't afford a limo for prom, so being the younger brother of a UPS delivery driver, he tagged along with his older bro, after buying and shipping the sewing machine to the Lionhead Country Club. Genius!
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"Why yes, officer...I sew, I mean saw the whole thing."
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Just an observation but this could be the opening of Monty Python's Flying Circus.
It's......
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The Red Shell from Mario Cart ain’t got nothin on the White Sewing Machine
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'Sew, dude....whaaaaz UPS'
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Sew what.
I have to give it to this one. So simple and elegant. :lol
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Sew what.
I have to give it to this one. So simple and elegant. :lol
Thanks!
Boba Fett
Kingshmegland - 149
gmillerdrake - 118
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 88
Tick - 75
TAC-68
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 26
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Jango Fett
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist - 2
Puppies_On_Acid - 2
Feta
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Next Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/G050LoX.png)
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The terrified Peloton wife has a new job.
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In the hands free cough syrup challenge, Green Elf is a cheating bastard.
mmmm... tastes like beef and cheese.
Hundreds show up for the "Guess whose piss you're drinking" contest.
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I just love a good Christmas cult! Don't be naughty, drink up if you want to see Santa.
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A new take on 'glory hole games'
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P*ss take, take two.
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I'd like to find out which one of those Santa's helpers is naughty or nice.....
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That's quite a bit of camel....err....I mean Mistletoe.....
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That's not Egg Nogg........ :omg:
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:bump:
Is that your final answers?
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The girls from Delta Delta Delta hold their annual, Breakfast with Santa, family friendly event.
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The terrified Peloton wife has a new job.
Right out of the gate, Tim get's the biggest chuckle from me.
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Nice. Will post after work today.
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Letters To Santa
Kingshmegland - 149
gmillerdrake - 118
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 88
Tick - 75
TAC-69
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 26
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Being Good
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist - 2
Puppies_On_Acid - 2
Sitting On Santa's Lap
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Next Pic:
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5PwYKvMzAg8/hqdefault.jpg)
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Who’s next in line for their ‘white Christmas’?
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Hey. Santa has a sleigh just like us!
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Preparing gifts for the naughty list.
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Is that Vince Neil?
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Santa got thirsty over Mexico. Asian children were a week late getting their presents.
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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? TAC's house.
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[Heard through the door] "I hope your not using the bathroom. That toilet doesn't flush"
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...And using his fingers to pinch closed his nose,
He gave a big grunt, and clogged up the commode...
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So, I was thinking of this picture.
(https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/random-pictures-that-make-no-sense-23-1.jpeg)
My Mother in law is here for our Christmas Eve party. I had to bring some containers back out to her car, and what do I see on the backseat floor??
A SEWING MACHINE! :omg:
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Caption No. 1: "Recording sessions for Adrenaline Mob's "Omerta" were completed today..."
Caption No. 2: "Friggin' Flying Colors is going to be awesome tonight. I'm going to look bomb in my new suit!" - Stadler
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:rollin
TAC for the psych on Stads!
Hey, Stadler ol' buddy, the picture we're actually captioning is here. https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=49483.msg2614552#msg2614552
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So THATS where Yule Logs come from
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Preparing gifts for the naughty list.
Winnah!
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Samichlaus
Kingshmegland - 149
gmillerdrake - 118
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 88
Tick - 75
TAC-69
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 26
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Peanut Butter Stout
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Puppies_On_Acid - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist - 2
Old Milwaukee Light
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New Picture!!!
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ddfb458a0866f4b5a916b7921077c5d9)
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K-lox telling TAC he should listen to Toto again.
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K-lox telling TAC he should listen to Toto again.
:lol :rollin :lol
I'm almost tempted to just call this the winner and move on :biggrin:
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(https://i.postimg.cc/7Z4BHLwQ/1577413483837.png) (https://postimages.org/)
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:lmao:
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:lol
You're going to get this thread locked too!
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:lol
No you are. Return the cart or get drilled. :lol
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:lol
You know the drill!
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:lol
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Me watching The Masked Singer.
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Thankfully for Wang, the drill was from Home Depot so it didn't work.
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Me reading posts in the P/R forum.
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Hey little girl, wanna look at Santas north pole?
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...anything for that newest Pokémon
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Me every time I read or hear “Bring MP Back”
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(https://i.postimg.cc/7Z4BHLwQ/1577413483837.png) (https://postimages.org/)
For going the extra mile and for being relevant to the forum, not to mention funny, this one takes the cake. Winner!
You are up King.
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Thank you. I'll post the update tomorrow.
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Now, the picture.
(https://i.postimg.cc/pLbjfFRY/6-A0-D104-F-D8-D5-4-B71-A03-D6056-FA9-B722-B-source.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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Sheer beauty.
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So uncivilized.
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It’s a wild cart in its natural habitat.
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Cribs: San Francisco Edition
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Bum Uber parking.
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Cart before the horse.
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Kings answer to "do you put your shopping cart back in the corral"
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(https://i.postimg.cc/pLbjfFRY/6-A0-D104-F-D8-D5-4-B71-A03-D6056-FA9-B722-B-source.jpg)
"I WOULD NEVER PARK THAT CARRIAGE THERE! I ALWAYS PUT IT BACK! NO GOOD NAZI SCUM!"
"Oh yeah, that's because your a pussy"
"YOU ROTTEN TWAT!"
"Your mama, bitch"
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Homeless Wife: "I Like this one"
Homeless Husband: "Why"
Homeless Wife: "It's got nice curb appeal"
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:natalieportman:
Bump bump bump....
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Corral??........no one's asked me about that location in years.....
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“WHEELIE!”
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This sad cart rolled to the curb as the man who was pushing it......known to many as Kingshmegland......just vanished out of thin air......which also explains why he hasn’t picked a winner in now (38) days
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Cart before the horse.
All the responses were so poor I fell asleep standing up fell down and was in a coma for over a month. DA, you win. can you add my win. Thanks all you plebeians.
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Cart before the horse.
All the responses were so poor I fell asleep standing up fell down and was in a coma for over a month. DA, you win. can you add my win. Thanks all you plebeians.
I don't know, I thought, " :natalieportman:bump bump bump" truly nailed it?
But whatever, humor is subjective. :|
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Cart before the horse.
All the responses were so poor I fell asleep standing up fell down and was in a coma for over a month. DA, you win. can you add my win. Thanks all you plebeians.
I don't know, I thought, " :natalieportman: bump bump bump" truly nailed it?
But whatever, humor is subjective. :|
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Finally hit the big 'three-oh!'
(https://www.sacbee.com/latest-news/2bb7ml/picture239903333/alternates/LANDSCAPE_1140/AP20034029134050.jpg)
CHEFS
Kingshmegland - 150 *
gmillerdrake - 118
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 88
Tick - 75
TAC-69
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 30 *
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 26
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
49ers
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Puppies_On_Acid - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist - 2
RAVENS OC vs Titans
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triple post....geesh :facepalm:
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The anticipation of busting a move.
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Kurt Thomas joins the 49ers and immediately breaks into the Thomas Flair on his first touchdown.
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Where will you be when narcolepsy hits?
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Said in the voice of Kevin Harlan: "32 for the Chiefs, graduate of the Deion Sanders School of Tackling, lets #44 score for the opposing team."
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Weirdest Jane Fonda workout video I've ever seen.
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Don't mind me, go right ahead.
Back Judge look like he about to go all "Can't Touch This"
I'm not a defensive back, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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Moments before Bosk’s dreams were crushed.
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I'm not sure the ball crossed the line?" - Back Judge.
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Wow, they sure are having a great break dance battle
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The next time my arm falls off at the elbow, I have to remember to use a shoelace.
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To keep this moving, I'll announce a winner later tonight.
Feel free to add any words of wit.
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Breakdancing vs 'the floss'
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First, I'll start off with this Game 15 of 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFzpXTC5dMU at 5:20 to 6:00. Flacco did what he often did, drove the Ravens the length of the field late after the D relinquished the lead, topped off by one of the greatest Raven TD runs by Kyle Juszcyk. We were all so pumped on that play, and within a second went 'he scored too soon'. Which proved to be the case (sigh)
Juice damn near got two TDs in the last SB.
anyhoo
the break dancing and narcolepsy and shoelace at the elbow almost got me, but, after googling, this got me
Kurt Thomas joins the 49ers and immediately breaks into the Thomas Flair on his first touchdown.
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Oscar Madison
Kingshmegland - 150
gmillerdrake - 118
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 88
Tick - 75
TAC-70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 26
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Oscar The Grouch
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Puppies_On_Acid - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist - 2
Oscar Awards
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(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/t2poNqLGCCM6LwF_CbuwVW3PwHka0JBN1tmrHdJYASEZ_zhX9Y4CaPRxmbSSWw88ChueY7JxA7B4LbXmHVm3GHJOx8VmHQQ)
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"Smile all you want. Now that we're married, that's the last thing you're putting in my mouth."
Note to self: I need to add 'porn' into my google search settings. I entered 'creampie', and this was the result.
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"I can't wait for the cake to get cut.......FEED ME MY DRESS!!!!"
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Am I the only one that doesn't see a picture... ???
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She probably ate the picture, too (it's been there each time I've looked)
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Weird when I looked on my phone earlier I could see it but I can't see it on my computer.
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I'll try and fix it later. I'm on my computer very briefly and it was there last night.
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Why is there an asterisk next to King's total? Did he use a buzzer, or was someone banging on a trash can to help him come up with winning captions?
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king had asked me to add to his win total, as he did not do so when he won. I added the asterisk to indicate I had. I forgot to mention to TAC to remove that asterisk (and mine).
Old age......I tell ya.....
(hint to next winner: remove the asterisk before the bride eats it. How SHE could disappear is amazing)
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OK, reposting this pic. Hope it doesn't disappear.
(https://hugelolcdn.com/i/184338.png)
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I wish it would disappear.
I'll bet he can go 60% of the way down with his elbow.
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I'll bet he can go 60% of the way down with his elbow.
:rollin
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"I just came home from Italy. Want a bite?"
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Bet her name is 'Audrey 2'
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Sir Mix-A-Lot approves
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I'll bet he can go 60% of the way down with his elbow.
No doubt.
Sorry I neglected the thread.
Take it, Chad.
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Wahoo!!! Double win here and in Scenes. I'll try to fire something up later tonight / tomorrow morning
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Wahoo!!! Double win here and in Scenes. I'll try to fire something up later tonight / tomorrow morning
I beginning to question the sense of humor of this forum. :lol
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Wahoo!!! Double win here and in Scenes. I'll try to fire something up later tonight / tomorrow morning
I beginning to question the sense of humor of this forum. :lol
J Boy winning both makes me question it even more.
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Wahoo!!! Double win here and in Scenes. I'll try to fire something up later tonight / tomorrow morning
I beginning to question the sense of humor of this forum. :lol
J Boy winning both makes me question it even more.
Quick review of the leaderboard in both has you looking up at me.
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Spanish
Kingshmegland - 150
gmillerdrake - 118
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 89
Tick - 75
TAC-70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 26
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Corona
Oscar The Grouch
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Puppies_On_Acid - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist - 2
Sniffles
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(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.captionthis.org%2Fimage.php%3Fpic_id%3D12504&hash=dc3402758c1786014e67047a7293acb0f630dc44)
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I swear, this is how dogs do it.
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If it walks like a mud duck, sounds like a mud duck, and smells like a mud duck.......
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You're right Mike.....your quack really stinks.......
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So, am I a chick?
Push harder and your wally-wally will come out.
Has it been four months already?!
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I can't see the pic. Not a caption.
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I can't see the pic. Not a caption.
Try this? (http://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12504)
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I can't see the pic. Not a caption.
Try this? (http://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12504)
Got it!
Lordixor trying to get some.
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Looking to find some grapes at his lemonade stand.
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Sorry dude, Costco was out of TP...you're gonna have to rinse again.
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"Do I have any virus on my ass?"
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Some beauties that brought a nice chuckle, but this one takes it for the cross-thread lolz.
Has it been four months already?!
nope.... just four days.
Yer up Gregg
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Yes! It's been awhile. Thanks, Chad.
Disneyland
Kingshmegland - 150
gmillerdrake - 118
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 89
Tick - 75
TAC-70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 27
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Knott's Berry Farm
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Puppies_On_Acid - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist - 2
County Fair
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(https://i.imgur.com/H8UwhLw.jpg)
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When you stare right at the pumpkin's seed.
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Helloween concert - cabaret style.
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Chad and Joe. Why don't you rock/paper/scissor for the victory. I can't decide.
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I know it's not October.....but you ladies in the mood for some 'pumpkin spice'
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Would you like some sweetie's little girl? Come a little closer.
What's up shnookem's? Do the drapes match the carpet?
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I know it's not October.....but you ladies in the mood for some 'pumpkin spice'
Go, Gary!
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Thanks Gregg :tup
Rebel Yell
Kingshmegland - 150
gmillerdrake - 119
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 89
Tick - 75
TAC-70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 27
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
White Wedding
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Puppies_On_Acid - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist - 2
wedding singers
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Next Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/czsMIvE.jpg)
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Yeah, that’s about right.
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Yeah, I'd rub my eye too if I got poked by that thang.
For those times when I can't maintain an erection, I told my wife to go out and buy a dildo that most resembled my size. She should have put it in a box. Sorry 'bout that.
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Hey little girl, let me show you the ropes.
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Dr. Ruth: "This is a penis."
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Will there be a winner soon? I can't hold this forever.
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Will there be a winner soon? I can't hold this forever.
:lol That’ll take it Tim :lol
You’re up :tup
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Eighteen
Kingshmegland - 150
gmillerdrake - 119
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 89
Tick - 75
TAC-71
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 27
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Springsteen
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Puppies_On_Acid - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist - 2
Quarantine
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Next Pic:
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This week on My Mormon Life.
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Seconds earlier ... "Will you shut up for one second Reggie, so we can get this photo for our application to Maury Povich!"
TLC promo shot for the pilot of Mama/Daughter Wives
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A new advancement in technology allows you to see what 'beer goggles' projected into Jeff's mind (far left) and what Sheila (middle) actually looked like the night Jeff was celebrating his $1500 scratch off ticket win.
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Shortly after his wife delivered, this West Virginia man says he has doubts about who baby's mother actually is, seein' as he was also frequently enjoying "family time" with his sister (far left)
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The middle lady was three weeks pregnant when the pic was posted.......say ‘hi’ to Caleb.....he’s a month old now.
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While Tim was away playing a 24 hour schedule of roulettes, his wife found a soul-mate at the Covid-19 clinic. And a baby!
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On the next episode of Jerry Springer:
Jerry: "Joe Bob, from West Virginia, are you the father of this baby?"
Joe Bob: "Hell naw, Jerry! Why would I cheat on that'un, with this'un?"
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"I fuck the one on the far left most every night. I fuck the one in the middle every once in awhile when I want another kid"
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I have neglected the hell out of this thread.
"I fuck the one on the far left most every night. I fuck the one in the middle every once in awhile when I want another kid"
You're up Tick!
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King shits
Kingshmegland - 150
gmillerdrake - 119
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 89
Tick - 76
TAC-71
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 27
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Wannabees
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Puppies_On_Acid - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist - 2
Pond scum
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“Well boomer, you did say nobody should get participation trophies...”
“I guess you could say that Lady is Anti-bellum...”
“And the award for the most lit failed hanging goes to...”
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Temper Tantrum - Adult Version
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Statue Lives Matter
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It was then that Randy regretted showing up for his Statue street performer gig on the same Block as the local protest
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$29,000 ER bill for a broken toe in 3 ... 2.... 1....
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Living Statue street performer stays in character, is torn down, kicked to death and put into storage.
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What's the statue of limitations for vandalism?
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Hootie and the Blowfish fans are crazy! :metal
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When someone in the crowd yelled out, "It was the guy in the blue shirt that grabbed your ass!" Bob's quick thinking and shouting, "No! It was the statue! I saw him do it!" Just might have saved his life...
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Hootie and the Blowfish fans are crazy! :metal
I was scrolling reading the entries and when I came to this one I started to laugh! :lol
So this is the one! :tup
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Only took me a month and a half to post this for Tempus. Better late than never.
(https://i0.wp.com/handluggageonly.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/IMG_1330-1.jpg)
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Black Lines Matter
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This picture really crosses the line
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Kanye West navigates Kim Kardashian's g-string.
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Slingshot Warrior
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Shooting the submission video for "So You Think You Can Tightrope"
Orange is the New Black
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This dude really hates snakes.
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"This is the thin line between love and hate. The line behind me, you don't cross"
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White men can't balance.
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Hokey Pokey: 2020 style.
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Reboot attempt #37 for the ol' Random Caption Game.
Essentially the same rules as the Scenes thread. If you 'win' you post a new pic and pick the winner for that pic. Standings to be updated after each win and winner can change the name of the Standing Tiers if they so choose.
The OG’s
Kingshmegland - 150
gmillerdrake - 119
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 89
Tick - 76
TAC-71
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC, DragonAttack – 30
Sayin’ Their Prayers and Eatin’ Their Vitamins
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 27
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
An Effort Was Made
Xanthul - 9
Ariich, chkptpie - 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 – 7
vtgrad - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose, hefdaddy42, Indiscipline - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150. Splent Soupytwist - 2
Maybe Think About Trying?
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I'll go ahead and post a pic and choose winner this round to get this party started again.....
(https://i.imgur.com/MfL8SGd.jpg)
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Flats or drums?
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When my bitches are dehydrated.
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Saucy nugs?
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When your chicken is over cooked, dry, and needs some salt.
In spite of the success of phrases like “Choking your chicken” and “Pulling your pork,” “Stretching your ham” never really caught on.
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Let those eggs out!
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'Just remember.... it's a marathon, not a sprint.'
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Pete Harmon demonstrates a wrestling move developed by Col. Harlan Sanders.
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Dude, this is a marathon, slow down, you're out there running like a chicken with its head cut off!
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That’s making my cock a doodle, so you better not touch my McNuggets.
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I said, I said, I said … wear some undies boy!
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"Who's the chick now?!"
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In an effort to keep this thing alive....despite limited entries....gonna go with Gregg's:
Pete Harmon demonstrates a wrestling move developed by Col. Harlan Sanders.
You're up Sir! Update Standings and post a new pic!
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Thanks Gary.
Bong
Kingshmegland - 150
gmillerdrake - 119
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 89
Tick - 76
TAC-71
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC, DragonAttack – 30
Power Hitter
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
Roach
Xanthul - 9
Ariich, chkptpie - 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 – 7
vtgrad - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose, hefdaddy42, Indiscipline - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150. Splent Soupytwist - 2
Gummy
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(https://i.imgur.com/VL1YwYX.jpeg)
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Man, the 4th dimension reptile illuminati elites are getting REALLY lazy these days.
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The other kind of sidewalk hookas
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The other kind of sidewalk hookas
:spitcoffee:
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This is where Dave is.
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Miami Heat pregame warmups.
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Cool Chris' HOA sure has loosened up over the years.
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Only cool kids allowed.
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Curbside pickup at Starbongs
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I thought we were past the days of public stonings.
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The weeder meters.
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Who ya gonna call?
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These EV powering stations are getting a tad ridiculous
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Everyone: Nobody got time to hookah and Vape!
Sonic:
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Cool Chris' HOA sure has loosened up over the years.
Haha! I no longer run the show here. After 3 years of doing it solo I asked for help and 2 good guys stepped up.
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Cool Chris' HOA sure has loosened up over the years.
Haha! I no longer run the show here. After 3 years of doing it solo I asked for help and 2 good guys stepped up.
And the neighbourhood has turned to shit based on this picture!
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Well, this did happen in 2020 in our cul-de-sac (on my watch)
https://www.king5.com/article/news/record-setting-drug-bust-millions-of-dollars-worth-of-fentanyl-seized-from-lynnwood-home/281-bf8eb045-ece6-4c08-b8e3-6fcc8c7faca6
We were outside playing when they got to the house with the search warrant. Happily they were arrested elsewhere.
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This entry is the winner.
The other kind of sidewalk hookas
Good job, Indi.
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This entry is the winner.
The other kind of sidewalk hookas
Good job, Indi.
As it should have been. :tup
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This entry is the winner.
The other kind of sidewalk hookas
Good job, Indi.
As it should have been. :tup
Yeah…..that was a tough one to beat.
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Thanks Gregg, guys.
Skyfall
Kingshmegland - 150
gmillerdrake - 119
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 89
Tick - 76
TAC-71
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC, DragonAttack – 30
Casino Royale
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
Spectre
Xanthul - 9
Ariich, chkptpie - 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 – 7
vtgrad , Indiscipline - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose, hefdaddy42 - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150. Splent Soupytwist - 2
Quantum of Solace
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Chris Hinton
(https://i.imgur.com/HdQmAzV.jpg)
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The bust stop.
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The one time guys should shop with their women.
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Where are the hookas?
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UCLA’s woman’s pickle ball team waits for the team bus after an afternoon shopping outing.
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Finding out the GPS had it as Victor's Secret.
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"That sign is wrong. Get that lady in to my bedroom and that bra will be 100% off."
-
In a keen and calculated business move…..the new Victorias Secret opened their new store at the corner of Chestnut and Pine…..one block clear of the ‘School Zone’
-
The bust stop.
Ha!
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Men straight wait
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"My wife's buying each of us French maid outfits."
"Mine as well."
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This may-o or may-o not be the best:
The bust stop.
It is what it is, Tim
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This may-o or may-o not be the best:
The bust stop.
It is what it is, Tim
On to the next caption!
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Saxon
Kingshmegland - 150
gmillerdrake - 119
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 89
Tick - 76
TAC-72
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC, DragonAttack – 30
Krokus
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
Helix
Xanthul - 9
Ariich, chkptpie - 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 – 7
vtgrad , Indiscipline - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose, hefdaddy42 - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150. Splent Soupytwist - 2
Winger
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Chris Hinton
(https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/nakedsnow4.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C666)
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Well.....her only chance to ever get laid was a cold day in hell so I guess it's here.......
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How many in the stink again?
Howzabout I show you my snow balls?
Lady, you might want to get your high beams into the shop.
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Ice creamed.
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Getting her on and off a pallet jack while in that body cast must be a real PITA.
Cold Ethyl is one frigid b*tch.
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"The cold never bothered me anyway."
-
Disney has ruined Snow White.
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Don't cross the streams!
-
Where's my ice shaver machine at? I don't like my bitches hairy!
-
Cold Ethyl is one frigid b*tch.
One thing, no lie
Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie
You're up Joe!!
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She's my paradise ;)
MOE
Kingshmegland - 150
gmillerdrake - 119
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 89
Tick - 76
TAC-72
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
DragonAttack - 31
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC – 30
LARRY
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
CURLY
Xanthul - 9
Ariich, chkptpie - 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 – 7
vtgrad , Indiscipline - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose, hefdaddy42 - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150. Splent Soupytwist - 2
Playoff Cowboys
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Chris Hinton
(https://i.imgur.com/SCq1AfX.jpg)
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Every DTFer and their wife.
-
When I get a full night of sleep.
-
Frederick soaks in the view as preparation for the controversial ‘Manual Transmission Lesson’ segment if he and Maria’s qualifying performance
-
When the dance routine set to A Nightmare to Remember gets to "ROOOOOAAAAAARRRR!!!"
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Stanley's cups.
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Stanley's cups.
Well played, Mr. Scenes.
U R up
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Thank you, Joe !
Montanas:
Kingshmegland - 150
gmillerdrake - 119
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 89
Tick - 76
TAC-72
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
DragonAttack - 31
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC – 30
Youngs:
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
Smiths:
Xanthul - 9
Ariich, chkptpie - 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 , Indiscipline – 7
vtgrad - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose, hefdaddy42 - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150. Splent Soupytwist - 2
Purdys:
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Chris Hinton
(https://i.imgur.com/cA3qkKq.jpg)
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A selfie after tapping that ass.
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"And that, kids, is how I met your father"
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Last summer, out on the interstate, she got cornholed by three mexicans in a toyota and it barely left a mark.
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Last summer, out on the interstate, she got cornholed by three mexicans in a toyota and it barely left a mark.
:clap:
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PLAGIARISM!!!!
Last winter, three Mexicans in a Toyota cornholed her on the interstate and barely left a mark.
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Desperate not to have a record of this accident that would certainly get him expelled from the MIB Academy......Sam Wiley asks the two drivers of the car he rear ended to look at the camera and smile.......
-
...talk about crashing a selfie.
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Why I'll never use Doordash.
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PLAGIARISM!!!!
Last winter, three Mexicans in a Toyota cornholed her on the interstate and barely left a mark.
One can't plagiarise oneself.
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Outstanding work, gents, even though I realise the pic wasn't particulatly inspiring. Gregg was as close as you can be, but ultimately this one sounded perfect:
"And that, kids, is how I met your father"
Tour turn, V-Mad!
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My entry wasn't a very serious attempt, more of an inside joke for me, Gary, Chad, and GuitarCozmo (if he were still around here).
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My entry wasn't a very serious attempt, more of an inside joke for me, Gary, Chad, and GuitarCozmo (if he were still around here).
But it worked so gloriously!
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The accident has cleared and the folks involved have died of old age.....waiting on a winner for the round
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Outstanding work, gents, even though I realise the pic wasn't particulatly inspiring. Gregg was as close as you can be, but ultimately this one sounded perfect:
"And that, kids, is how I met your father"
Tour turn, V-Mad!
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That's the danger of choosing a winner with 1, 2 or in this case zero wins.....they're probably just random fly by or drop in folks.
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My fault. I forgot to notify the winner. PMing now.
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Sorry gents, forgot to check back on this thread.
Montanas:
Kingshmegland - 150
gmillerdrake - 119
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 89
Tick - 76
TAC-72
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
DragonAttack - 31
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC – 30
Youngs:
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
Smiths:
Xanthul - 9
Ariich, chkptpie - 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 , Indiscipline – 7
vtgrad - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose, hefdaddy42 - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150. Splent Soupytwist - 2
Purdys:
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lonk, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Chris Hinton
New Picture:
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9319025152/h432A9D43/perfectly-timed-basketball-player-wove)
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That's a flagrant.
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'Damn, I can't believe how big this guys balls are!!'
-
Leads the league for points in the taint.
-
When the ball rolling around the rim takes on a whole new meaning
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It's a boy!!
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White Men Can't Hump
-
Two Guys, One Ball.
-
Dwight Gooden had how many strikeouts in 1984?!
-
Not how the back door play was drawn up.
-
Applying some strong side D.
-
That's a Big Al!
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White Men Can't Hump
We have a winner,
You're up sir.
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NFL:
Kingshmegland - 150
gmillerdrake - 119
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 89
Tick - 76
TAC-73
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
DragonAttack - 31
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC – 30
NBA:
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
Little League:
Xanthul - 9
Ariich, chkptpie - 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 , Indiscipline – 7
vtgrad - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose, hefdaddy42 - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150. Splent Soupytwist - 2
PGA:
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lonk, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Chris Hinton
New Picture:
(https://i.imgur.com/bBs7D.jpg)
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Time to move that priest to another parish.
-
'Love, just don't stare'
He used to say to me
Every Sunday morning
-
(damn.....and Mom told me that priests didn't fart...)
-
The congregation prepares to receive the eucharist, while the acolyte prepares to receive something else most likely.
-
Oh shit, I forgot to trim my nails this morning!
-
Dwight Gooden had how many strikeouts in 1984?!
:rollin
Nicely done! Thanks for the memory.
-
Time to move that priest to another parish.
Winnah!!
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NFL:
Kingshmegland - 151
gmillerdrake - 119
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 89
Tick - 76
TAC-73
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
DragonAttack - 31
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC – 30
NBA:
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
Little League:
Xanthul - 9
Ariich, chkptpie - 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 , Indiscipline – 7
vtgrad - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose, hefdaddy42 - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150. Splent Soupytwist - 2
PGA:
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lonk, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Chris Hinton
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And go!
(https://i.postimg.cc/HkLpymzy/FB-IMG-1707502043706.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bsKX7KKy)
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And go!
(https://i.postimg.cc/HkLpymzy/FB-IMG-1707502043706.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bsKX7KKy)
(https://i.imgur.com/bBs7D.jpg)
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Catty Feldman
-
*Mike Mangini hearing the news that Mike Portnoy was coming back.
-
Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips a sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold….
-
Kindly remove the finger on your other hand from where it's inserted.
You picked the Ravens over the Chiefs!?!
-
I've heard of 'choking the chicken' but 'fisting the pu$$Y' seems a bit raunchy to me
-
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
-
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
My water went up my nose when I read this. Winner!
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lol OK
NFL:
Kingshmegland - 151
gmillerdrake - 119
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 89
Tick - 76
TAC-73
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
DragonAttack - 31
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC – 30
NBA:
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
Little League:
Xanthul - 9
Ariich, chkptpie - 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 , Indiscipline – 7
vtgrad, hefdaddy42 - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150. Splent Soupytwist - 2
PGA:
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lonk, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Chris Hinton
(https://i.imgur.com/p5wXG5y.jpg)
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Sonic Flexhog
-
Any other thoughts? Otherwise, the whore will win by default.
-
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner
-
The aggression of masturbating.
-
Soon, when they least expect, I will make my moves.
-
Like many out there....I too do not know the F'n difference between Zelda and Link. I feel amiss....my life makes no sense....I can't even chase the gold coins any longer.
-
The evil twin, Chthonic the Hellhog
-
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner
I mean, for anyone who know what this is or has seen the film, this is fucking hilarious.
Winner!
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Thank you!
NFL:
Kingshmegland - 151
gmillerdrake - 119
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 89
Tick - 76
TAC-73
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
DragonAttack - 31
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC – 30
NBA:
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
Little League:
Xanthul - 9
Ariich, chkptpie, Indiscipline- 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 – 7
vtgrad, hefdaddy42 - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150. Splent Soupytwist - 2
PGA:
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lonk, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Chris Hinton
(https://i.imgur.com/K5fpxoc.jpg)
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Selfie stick
-
"Fuck. Ow."
-
Fucking Roadrunner!
-
Hank, in a moment of inspiration, attempts the "Sonny Bono" on the hiking trail.
-
That man got wood.
-
100 Mating rituals for hikers.
-
This was a sapling when he started reading the MP returns thread.
-
Still wood
-
How much wood would Chucks wood fock if Chucks wood would fock wood.
-
Pull Me Und..
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It was then that Mike learned that the Silver Maple was all bark and no bite.
-
Indiscipline when his wife isn't looking.
-
Indiscipline when his wife isn't looking.
Go fu ... fetch! Go fetch this win!
-
Indiscipline when his wife isn't looking.
Shaka, When the Walls Fell.
-
I thought the insects were painful, but it turns out the bark is worse than the bites.
-
Indiscipline when his wife isn't looking.
Go fu ... fetch! Go fetch this win!
Nice!!!
Rotating Setlist:
Kingshmegland - 151
gmillerdrake - 119
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 89
Tick - 76
TAC-74
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
DragonAttack - 31
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC – 30
Setlist A/B:
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
Static Setlist:
Xanthul - 9
Ariich, chkptpie, Indiscipline- 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 – 7
vtgrad, hefdaddy42 - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150. Splent Soupytwist - 2
Whatever the hell Winger does:
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lonk, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Chris Hinton
(https://burst.shopifycdn.com/photos/old-man-stroking-beard-and-thinking.jpg?exif=0&iptc=0)
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Me reading some of the posts in P/R.
-
"You know, for the DT16 Tour Mike thought we could go natural ..."
-
That dumbfounded look when Tim says WTF is a Ampeg.
-
When Stadler became POTUS for 2 weeks
-
'When I gets me a sh*t eating grin, that sh*t eating stain matches perfectly.'
Don't cut down your own Christmas tree.
Napkins are for losers.
-
King showing off how long his beard is.
-
Future Joe
-
Santa's brother Shawn who lives at the South Pole. Show's up on June 25th to deliver summer electric bills by hand.
-
That dumbfounded look when Tim says WTF is a Ampeg.
That dumbfounded look when Tim tries to understand what Joe typed.
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That dumbfounded look when Tim says WTF is a Ampeg.
That dumbfounded look when Tim tries to understand what Joe typed.
The circle of a Tim life.
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Apparently this was not very inspiring. Let's have one more run at it, and I'll close it off tonight.
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Uncle Frank when he watches you get drunk at the Family Reunion BBQ and deep throat a 10" jalapeno bratwurst.
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That dumbfounded look when Tim says WTF is a Ampeg.
That dumbfounded look when Tim tries to understand what Joe typed.
You got it, Chad! You're up!
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Frasier vs Ali
Kingshmegland - 151
gmillerdrake - 119
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 90
Tick - 76
TAC-74
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
DragonAttack - 31
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC – 30
Hogan vs Andre:
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
Hendry vs O'Sullivan:
Xanthul - 9
Ariich, chkptpie, Indiscipline- 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 – 7
vtgrad, hefdaddy42 - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150. Splent Soupytwist - 2
Trump v Biden:
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lonk, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Chris Hinton
(https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/100569i45CBB4D2A5A8CE20?v=v2)
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No...I'm not a cat!
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THOU SHALL NOT PASS!
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Whoa, that's nuts!
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I'm open! I'm open!
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Pedro Martinez the moment before tossing Don Zimmer to the ground.
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Wait wait wait! Hold it! Let’s not overreact here… it’s not what it looks like…
Abracadabra, hawk BE GONE!
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when you tell the guy at the deli counter "a little bit of mayo" and he proceeds to paint the sandwich white
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Throw it right down the pike!, No batter, no batter. Swing batter!
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when you tell the guy at the deli counter "a little bit of mayo" and he proceeds to paint the sandwich white
Winner! give us a new one, Metro.
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Never mind, a winner was selected
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Oh shit wow
Frasier vs Ali
Kingshmegland - 151
gmillerdrake - 119
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 90
Tick - 76
TAC-74
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
DragonAttack - 31
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC – 30
Hogan vs Andre:
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
Hendry vs O'Sullivan:
Xanthul - 9
Ariich, chkptpie, Indiscipline- 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 – 7
vtgrad, hefdaddy42 - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150, Splent, Soupytwist, Metro - 2
Trump v Biden:
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lonk, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Chris Hinton
(https://i.imgur.com/WtH7ILj.jpg)
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Hey, we just had Moose & Squirrel.
*old man reference*
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The Kangaroo Court has nothing on the Kangaroo Fire Department.
-
Arent you glad we decided to stay home?...
-
See.....told you the pool would be a better idea than the sauna
-
Come my lady
Come come my lady
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Artists interpretation of Canada looking at America
-
Never carpool.
-
Mooseness gracious, great balls of fire!
-
Pro tip. Never deep fry a turkey in the back of a Honda Odyssey while topping up your wiper fluid.
-
Artists interpretation of Canada looking at America
Winner!
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Yeah definitely.
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They Got Game
Kingshmegland - 151
gmillerdrake - 120
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 90
Tick - 76
TAC-74
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
DragonAttack - 31
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC – 30
They Watch Game
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
They Can spell g.a.m.e
Xanthul - 9
Ariich, chkptpie, Indiscipline- 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 – 7
vtgrad, hefdaddy42 - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150, Splent, Soupytwist, Metro - 2
the effort was none
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lonk, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Chris Hinton
Next Pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/TiPYwKF.jpg)
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Jingle.babies
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When you combine Total Recall with 300.
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All dolled up
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We all live on a yellow subhuman
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Florida's Hanging Chads
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Jingle.babies
Florida's Hanging Chads
Oh, I get it ... cuz he's bald.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/27/0b/f8/270bf8d2d662fb11b0dd4f1ec2603177.gif)
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No, because the dolls are, silly.
-
TAC, on an average Wednesday
-
TAC, on an average Wednesday
Every Wednesday!!
-
He's just kidding.
-
Where's a rocketing stray hockey puck when you need one?!
-
Apologies for the delay.....this one from Tim got me out of the gate. You're up Tim!
Jingle.babies
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Tom Brady
Kingshmegland - 151
gmillerdrake - 120
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 90
Tick - 76
TAC-75
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
DragonAttack - 31
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC – 30
Steve Grogan
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
Drew Bledsoe
Xanthul - 9
Ariich, chkptpie, Indiscipline- 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 – 7
vtgrad, hefdaddy42 - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150, Splent, Soupytwist, Metro - 2
Mac Jones
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lonk, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Chris Hinton
Next Pic:
(https://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/607/651/funnysoccer1_original.jpg?1294010313)
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Double Jeopardy
-
He's a baller.
-
The Path That Divides
-
TAC, on an average Wednesday
-
Compare and contrast
-
When the Sfairesphobia hits.
-
While it hasn't gained as much notoriety as Pele's bicycle kick......the double nut grab is quickly becoming one of the more fashionable defensive moves in European Football
-
What it would look like if male soccer players could give birth.
According to the rules, those aren't hand fouls.
What the squirrel on the previous page was reacting to.
-
A less severe injury than the one in Reply # 10.
-
I'll close this up in the morning.
-
According to the rules, those aren't hand fouls.
Alright Joe, you're up!
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Not my best, Tim, but I'll take a needed win :tup
KILLER
Kingshmegland - 151
gmillerdrake - 120
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 90
Tick - 76
TAC-75
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami, Dragon Attack - 32
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC – 30
BILLION DOLLAR BABIES
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
ZIPPER CATCHES SKIN
Xanthul - 9
Ariich, chkptpie, Indiscipline- 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 – 7
vtgrad, hefdaddy42 - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150, Splent, Soupytwist, Metro - 2
(https://i.imgur.com/srTNhQR.jpg)
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2011 Red Sox clubhouse
BTW, I'm taking Zipper Catches Skin over Billion Dollar Babies all day long. ;D
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(CHANCE OF WINNING A RANDOM CAPTION GAME WHILE DISSING BILLION DOLLAR BABIES - TAC, ZERO)
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Ya just grab 'em by the breast
-
Who is that douchebag with the Colonel?
-
The colonel was not amused by the joke
-
Who is that douchebag with the Colonel?
Geddy Lee.
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I'm eighteen (herbs and spices)
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Who's the best beheader of chickens?
-
Only chicken bleeds
-
I just finished reading 'Golf Monster' and somehow came across the image of Alice and the Colonel. Got a great laugh, it just didn't resonate well here I guess.
Who's the best beheader of chickens?
'As God is my witness, I thought chickens could fly!' ;)
You're up, sir.
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Thanks! Boy do I suck at picking interesting images ...
FOOTBALL
Kingshmegland - 151
gmillerdrake - 120
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 90
Tick - 76
TAC-75
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami, Dragon Attack - 32
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC – 30
AMERICAN FOOTBALL
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
SOCCER
Xanthul , Indiscipline - 9
Ariich, chkptpie- 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 – 7
vtgrad, hefdaddy42 - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150, Splent, Soupytwist, Metro - 2
(https://i.imgur.com/JLvkiZN.jpg)
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Every morning when I make it to work
-
Virtual dentist visit.
-
Life as a DTF mod
-
Litho reads roulette results
Everyone seeing Evermind solve hangman.
Reading P/R
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Reading P/R
....actually it's:
hunnus2000 reading a Stadler or gmillerdrake post
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(Am I the only one who can’t see the image?)
-
it's the year 2031 and you've logged in for your morning dental inspection to make sure you've only eaten synthetic meat and engineered vegetables
-
P*rnhub is now blocked here is Texas?!?!
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Watching a Sam Kinison Masterclass.
After 4 failed attempts at remembering your password
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(I still cannot see the image but I’m gonna deduce that it’s someone sitting in front of a computer with their mouth open and looking exasperated)
“When Metro changes his avatar again and it’s not your favorite album”
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That moment you crush your left nut when repositioning in your office chair......
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(I still cannot see the image but I’m gonna deduce that it’s someone sitting in front of a computer with their mouth open and looking exasperated)
“When Metro changes his avatar again and it’s not your favorite album”
Yes, you got the picture right.
(https://previews.123rf.com/images/bowie15/bowie151305/bowie15130500076/19687600-man-screaming-against-the-laptop.jpg)
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Thanks. That one works, but I still can’t see the original.
-
T-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-C !!!
Newly invented breathalyzer, to prevent posting when your blood alcohol content goes above .08
-
Artists rendering of what it's like to yell at a teenager
-
Gary circa 2014 looking at his St. Louis Blues game program online.
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Steven Wilson reading comments about his music
-
1995 me with AOL porn.
-
1995 me with AOL porn.
You mean with dial up internet :lol
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Virtual dentist visit.
Winner, sir.
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STONE COLD
Kingshmegland - 151
gmillerdrake - 120
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 90
Tick - 76
TAC-75
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami, Dragon Attack - 32
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC – 30
ROMAN REIGNS
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
THE BROOKLYN BRAWLER
Xanthul , Indiscipline - 9
Ariich, chkptpie- 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 – 7
vtgrad, hefdaddy42 - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150, Splent, Soupytwist, Metro - 2
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wvX1GkxbjRE/sddefault.jpg)
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Now there’s a Boston Crab.
-
Yup... Laurinaitis was here.
Hey Prichard... found your nose!
You know, there are creams that will clear that right up.
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WWEww
-
That's it?
Yup... Laurinaitis was here.
That got a solid chuckle, so you're up.
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Caption This Winner
Kingshmegland - 151
gmillerdrake - 120
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 91
Tick - 76
TAC-75
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami, Dragon Attack - 32
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC – 30
Scenes from a Hat Winner
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
Wanting to make people laugh but dreading a victory cuz now you have to come up with a good picture/scene.
Xanthul , Indiscipline - 9
Ariich, chkptpie- 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 – 7
vtgrad, hefdaddy42 - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150, Splent, Soupytwist, Metro - 2
(https://sideincomeblogging.com/wp-content/uploads/caption-this.jpg)
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John Petrucci waiting for the participants of his Guitar Universe event to arrive.
-
‘Pee-ew. I wouldn’t go into those woods if I were you.’
-
Kindshmegland goes to Vermont again.
-
There is barely anytning in this picture to comment on.
-
You invited your mother to the picnic??
-
Can I talk with your manager?
-
Don't mind him, the campground is having its Fire Safety Audit today.
-
It's been 1 hour and I'm still waiting for my food
-
What's this shit I hear about Pooh Bear being a movie killer now?
-
“What do you mean I need a reservation for a pic-a-nic table?”
“One step closer and I rip your throat out with my bear hands…”
-
Sadly....while the civil rights movement in humans has made great strides in equality for all.....the animal kingdom has failed to keep pace
-
“Hey Boo-Boo. Take a seat. No, there’s no pic-a-nic basket. We gotta talk about your drinking problem.”
-
What does it take to get a waitress to eat around here?
-
“Hey Boo-Boo. Take a seat. No, there’s no pic-a-nic basket. We gotta talk about your drinking problem.”
Nice. Reading it in Yogi Bear's voice helps. Load up another one, you da winner.
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Sweet!
Original Trilogy
Kingshmegland - 151
gmillerdrake - 120
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 91
Tick - 76
TAC-75
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami, Dragon Attack - 32
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC – 30
Prequel Trilogy
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
Sequel Trilogy
Xanthul , Indiscipline - 9
Ariich, chkptpie- 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 – 7
vtgrad, hefdaddy42 - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy, Metro - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150, Splent, Soupytwist - 2
(https://i.imgur.com/WkuVYT2.jpg)
Credit to the Musicians section of Craigslist. The saddest place on earth.
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*cough* update the category titles *cough*
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I did it all for the Metamucil!
The Metamucil!
The Metamucil!
So stick it in your water....
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Near Death Metal
-
*cough* update the category titles *cough*
This was intended to be a submission as well. ;)
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"And now we gonna play our new single which combines country and gangsta rap"
-
America's Got Diabetes.
-
Kade and me, after our roulettes are done.
-
"Is this thing even on?"
"Is this thing even on?"
This one goes out to all the blue hair's in the house this afternoon.
Last song before everyone's nap.
-
Where’s Orbert?
-
DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
-
The Devil went down to Old Country Buffet..........lookin' for a heart to clog.......
-
"To the owner of a white 1997 Mazda 626, your vehicle is about to be towed. Now for some Hendrix"
-
"B... 5!! B-5!!"
-
When 'Drop D' doesn't mean what you think it means....
-
No, really, this is our FINAL Farewell tour.
-
Near Death Metal
Love this one. You’re up!
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Cool, thanks!
Fighter Jet
Kingshmegland - 151
gmillerdrake - 120
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 91
Tick - 76
TAC-75
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami, Dragon Attack - 32
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC – 30
Jumbo Jet
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
New York Jets
Xanthul , Indiscipline - 9
Ariich, chkptpie- 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 – 7
vtgrad, hefdaddy42 - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy, Metro - 3
Soundgarden, Cthrbuoy, ClarvoyantCat, ?, Randaran, bl5150, Splent, Soupytwist - 2
Next image:
(https://i.ibb.co/6PsXrQs/IMG-0503.jpg)
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Still not as futile as leaving the toilet seat up/down argument.
-
First time having sex.
-
This relationship is going nowhere
-
Going to let this go one more night and pick a winner tomorrow.
-
"You say black, I say white
You say bark, I say bite"
It looked good on paper.
Designed specifically to quiet the back seat driver.
-
Welcome to the Newlywed Game!
-
If I had to guess I’d say those two are Bi
-
Therapist: "So what do you think it's the problem"
Woman: "It just feels like he is always pulling be back and we never get anywhere"
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Western civilization.
-
When you try to figure out where to eat.
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Visual representation of my mind anytime you ask it a 6th grade or above Math question.
-
Try the new bike ride-share she said ... it'll be fun she said.
-
This bike prefers the they/them pronouns.
-
Brought to you by the same company that measured the 3 point line for the women's regionals in Portland.
-
TAChad a banger right out of the gate, but this one got me best.
When you try to figure out where to eat.
You’re up, King!
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Thanks!
Reading
Kingshmegland - 151
gmillerdrake - 120
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 91
Tick - 76
TAC-75
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami, Dragon Attack - 32
contest_sanity, TheCountOfNYC – 30
Math
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 28
Snow Dog - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15
Guitarded, vorost - 14
Nick, Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg, El Barto, TimmyHiggy – 10
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Xanthul , Indiscipline - 9
Ariich, chkptpie- 8
Jamesman, ThroughHerEyesDude6 – 7
vtgrad, hefdaddy42 - 6
ScioPath, emendead, Wolfking, SwedishGoose - 5
AwakeFromOctavarium, Mizzl, Scorpion, Onna, ProgSnob, Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Lucien, DebraKadabra, Progmonster, Sonaricafanica, Ruba, Kotowboy, Puppies On Acid, jonnybaxy, Metro - 3
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DTFing rules!
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What is that fucking Stadler on about now
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mmmm... Nick Cage.
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The Body of Christ compels me....
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Scrolling, scrolling….’ahh yes, here it is…101 ways to use a ruler!’
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Long-time employee of the corporate accounting firm “Nun of Your Business.”
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Sister Act my ass.
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"oh yeah, hot priests spinning and sinning"
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I'd fuck that Caitlin Clark.
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The Body of Christ, of course. But look at these pics of shirtless Dev Patel from his new film!
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What is that fucking Stadler on about now
Yeah, but she's smiling.
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THERE'S the Beef!!!
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Yeah, but she's smiling.
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