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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #595 on: May 31, 2013, 06:12:43 PM »
.....so as far as genital warts are concerned.....how's THIS cluster rank?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #596 on: May 31, 2013, 06:40:40 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #597 on: May 31, 2013, 07:19:40 PM »
I always try to pull out, before she wakes up.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #598 on: May 31, 2013, 08:24:34 PM »
Yes, Charles Manson is a reference.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #599 on: June 03, 2013, 04:39:40 AM »
Whats the difference between a pedophile and a Formula 1 driver? Well i'm not a formula 1 driver.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #600 on: June 03, 2013, 09:34:44 AM »
Ooh, damn burritos...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #601 on: June 03, 2013, 10:22:06 AM »
..[ahem]...anywho, does it like to put the lotion on it's skin?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #602 on: June 03, 2013, 12:43:34 PM »
..[ahem]...anywho, does it like to put the lotion on it's skin?

ha, ok this is winner

you're up :)

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #603 on: June 03, 2013, 03:47:54 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #604 on: June 03, 2013, 04:57:41 PM »
Go feed that bear some honey Mikey!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #605 on: June 03, 2013, 05:31:41 PM »
Kim Kardashian's conception.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #606 on: June 03, 2013, 05:34:32 PM »
Kim Kardashian's conception.

This makes my heart warm..........
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #607 on: June 03, 2013, 06:13:47 PM »
Try to incorporate a little more tongue, and then I'll give you your allowance!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #608 on: June 03, 2013, 08:58:54 PM »
No no son; that's a Cleveland Steamer. *This*, is a Rusty Trombone.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #609 on: June 03, 2013, 10:01:41 PM »
No Klara, leave little Adolf in the cellar -  time alone in the dark will develop character.  If he gets thirsty, there is plenty of cider down there.  What's the worst that could happen - he ends up hating juice?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #611 on: June 04, 2013, 01:15:00 AM »
"He touched you where?! And you didn't ask for money afterward?!?!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #612 on: June 04, 2013, 07:36:33 AM »
Paris, we bought you a new video camera for your birthday! It even has a cool night vision feature!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #613 on: June 04, 2013, 08:05:05 AM »
Now son, if you cut the dope with baby laxative, you can double your profits easily.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #614 on: June 04, 2013, 08:10:37 AM »
And this next one, a personal favorite of mine, is called Bad Romance.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #615 on: June 04, 2013, 11:58:49 AM »
By the lack of responses I guess that was a pretty lame "scene" but kudos to those who participated for sticking with it. I'd like to give a shout-out to jingle for the comedy call back which is a fine technique but this one made me laugh out loud.

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I don't know what frightens me more; that Cozmo seems to know so much about fifth-tier celebrities or that I get his references!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #616 on: June 04, 2013, 12:10:32 PM »
Woohoo!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #617 on: June 04, 2013, 12:16:04 PM »
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.

And when you put your dipstick down that hole, it's a bad sign if it comes up dark.

I prefer a little junk in the trunk.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #618 on: June 04, 2013, 12:19:03 PM »
Damn, I wish someone else had submitted this one.  Are we allowed to comment on our own topics?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #619 on: June 04, 2013, 12:35:30 PM »
Why not .. But you can't win. I'd do it at the end tho, in case someone does have your idea.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #620 on: June 04, 2013, 12:37:48 PM »
Damn this is dirty. I should take it in for a wash..
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #621 on: June 04, 2013, 12:39:23 PM »
Wow! You could fit six in there!

Man, she can really take a beating.

Wow! She is Ram tough!

It's compact, but makes a hell of a noise.

She's got dual air bags, heated seat, and a cup holder.

She's for sale, if you're interested...call me!

She can really burn rubber.

I like to go downtown, and take her top off.

I let my family take her for a spin once in a while.

She's only five years old.

She looks better with the top off.

My wife bought her for me as a gift.

I got her used, and you can really see the wear and tear from the previous owner.

I bought her off some guy on the internet.

If you think this one's nice, you should see the other ones I have at home.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #622 on: June 04, 2013, 12:47:27 PM »
So what do you think of that rimjob?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #623 on: June 04, 2013, 12:48:39 PM »
Sometimes, me and the boys will all just pile in at once.

Only costs $40 to fill 'er up.

My dad has the same model, just a few years younger.

Yes, it IS a hybrid.

I had one of these when I was a teenager. It was a helluva lot hotter and sexier back then.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #624 on: June 04, 2013, 01:09:01 PM »
Last winter, three Mexicans in a Toyota cornholed her on the interstate and barely left a mark.

She may be old but she's made a lot of money for me. I almost hate to trade her in for a newer one.

I've had to eat a lot of Top Ramen to be able to afford her.

I hate that I chose black. I just can't keep her clean!

Don't laugh, Buddy. That sucker's turbocharged.

It's not the years that wore her down. It's the mileage.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #625 on: June 04, 2013, 01:44:07 PM »
Fuck dumping a bunch of cash into a new model, I'm driving this piece of shit till it dies on the road.


I like it better with the bra on. (this one's for you Coz)



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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #626 on: June 04, 2013, 02:05:16 PM »
I quit trying to get the stains out...no matter what they just end up back there thicker and stickier.

It'd take a lot of effort to roll this baby over...
 
Yeah, her back seat has a bunch of cracks and hair on it. Mostly from letting the dog get his jollies off riding back there.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #627 on: June 04, 2013, 02:54:52 PM »
Yesterday I let our eight year old son drive her around, just for shits and giggles.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #628 on: June 04, 2013, 03:43:12 PM »
This ride gets me trim.

I paid $20,000 and I get to ride her all the time.

That color makes that ride look fat.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #629 on: June 04, 2013, 03:47:02 PM »
I wish Thelma and Louise would take her for a little ride.