Author Topic: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW) (Read 208053 times)

Tick · « **Reply #3395 on:** January 03, 2020, 08:11:51 AM »

Kings answer to "do you put your shopping cart back in the corral"

Tick · « **Reply #3396 on:** January 04, 2020, 08:13:40 AM »

"I WOULD NEVER PARK THAT CARRIAGE THERE! I ALWAYS PUT IT BACK! NO GOOD NAZI SCUM!"

"Oh yeah, that's because your a pussy"

"YOU ROTTEN TWAT!"

"Your mama, bitch"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3397 on:** January 09, 2020, 12:58:28 PM »

Homeless Wife: "I Like this one"
Homeless Husband: "Why"
Homeless Wife: "It's got nice curb appeal"

Tick · « **Reply #3398 on:** January 31, 2020, 12:40:16 PM »

Bump bump bump....

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3399 on:** January 31, 2020, 02:40:39 PM »

Corral??........no one's asked me about that location in years.....

Snow Dog · « **Reply #3400 on:** January 31, 2020, 11:35:28 PM »

“WHEELIE!”

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3401 on:** February 05, 2020, 10:26:49 PM »

This sad cart rolled to the curb as the man who was pushing it......known to many as Kingshmegland......just vanished out of thin air......which also explains why he hasn’t picked a winner in now (38) days

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3402 on:** February 06, 2020, 01:21:31 PM »

Quote from: DragonAttack on December 31, 2019, 11:53:22 AM

Cart before the horse.

All the responses were so poor I fell asleep standing up fell down and was in a coma for over a month. DA, you win. can you add my win. Thanks all you plebeians.

Tick · « **Reply #3403 on:** February 06, 2020, 01:39:25 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on February 06, 2020, 01:21:31 PM

Quote from: DragonAttack on December 31, 2019, 11:53:22 AM
Cart before the horse.

All the responses were so poor I fell asleep standing up fell down and was in a coma for over a month. DA, you win. can you add my win. Thanks all you plebeians.

I don't know, I thought, " :natalieportman:bump bump bump" truly nailed it?
But whatever, humor is subjective.

Tick · « **Reply #3404 on:** February 06, 2020, 01:40:14 PM »

Quote from: Tick on February 06, 2020, 01:39:25 PM

Quote from: kingshmegland on February 06, 2020, 01:21:31 PM
Quote from: DragonAttack on December 31, 2019, 11:53:22 AM
Cart before the horse.

All the responses were so poor I fell asleep standing up fell down and was in a coma for over a month. DA, you win. can you add my win. Thanks all you plebeians.
I don't know, I thought, " bump bump bump" truly nailed it?
But whatever, humor is subjective.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #3405 on:** February 06, 2020, 04:39:21 PM »

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DragonAttack · « **Reply #3406 on:** February 06, 2020, 04:39:44 PM »

Finally hit the big 'three-oh!'

CHEFS
Kingshmegland - 150 *
gmillerdrake - 118
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 88
Tick - 75
TAC-69
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 30 *
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 26
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15

49ers
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Puppies_On_Acid - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist - 2

RAVENS OC vs Titans
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Chris Hinton

DragonAttack · « **Reply #3407 on:** February 06, 2020, 04:40:46 PM »

triple post....geesh

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3408 on:** February 06, 2020, 05:54:52 PM »

The anticipation of busting a move.

TAC · « **Reply #3409 on:** February 06, 2020, 06:26:18 PM »

Kurt Thomas joins the 49ers and immediately breaks into the Thomas Flair on his first touchdown.

King Puppies and the Acid Guppies · « **Reply #3410 on:** February 06, 2020, 08:51:13 PM »

Where will you be when narcolepsy hits?

Cool Chris · « **Reply #3411 on:** February 06, 2020, 09:24:53 PM »

Said in the voice of Kevin Harlan: "32 for the Chiefs, graduate of the Deion Sanders School of Tackling, lets #44 score for the opposing team."

King Puppies and the Acid Guppies · « **Reply #3412 on:** February 06, 2020, 09:38:42 PM »

Weirdest Jane Fonda workout video I've ever seen.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3413 on:** February 07, 2020, 05:02:00 AM »

Don't mind me, go right ahead.

Back Judge look like he about to go all "Can't Touch This"

I'm not a defensive back, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

TheCountOfNYC · « **Reply #3414 on:** February 07, 2020, 09:41:36 AM »

Moments before Bosk’s dreams were crushed.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3415 on:** February 07, 2020, 04:28:34 PM »

I'm not sure the ball crossed the line?" - Back Judge.

Lonk · « **Reply #3416 on:** February 07, 2020, 04:41:14 PM »

Wow, they sure are having a great break dance battle

TAC · « **Reply #3417 on:** February 07, 2020, 07:58:56 PM »

The next time my arm falls off at the elbow, I have to remember to use a shoelace.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #3418 on:** February 10, 2020, 01:39:07 PM »

To keep this moving, I'll announce a winner later tonight.

Feel free to add any words of wit.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3419 on:** February 10, 2020, 02:34:34 PM »

Breakdancing vs 'the floss'

DragonAttack · « **Reply #3420 on:** February 11, 2020, 07:45:14 AM »

First, I'll start off with this Game 15 of 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFzpXTC5dMU at 5:20 to 6:00. Flacco did what he often did, drove the Ravens the length of the field late after the D relinquished the lead, topped off by one of the greatest Raven TD runs by Kyle Juszcyk. We were all so pumped on that play, and within a second went 'he scored too soon'. Which proved to be the case (sigh)

Juice damn near got two TDs in the last SB.

anyhoo

the break dancing and narcolepsy and shoelace at the elbow almost got me, but, after googling, this got me

Quote from: TAC on February 06, 2020, 06:26:18 PM

Kurt Thomas joins the 49ers and immediately breaks into the Thomas Flair on his first touchdown.

TAC · « **Reply #3421 on:** February 11, 2020, 08:00:00 AM »

Oscar Madison
Kingshmegland - 150
gmillerdrake - 118
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 88
Tick - 75
TAC-70
Bosk1- 65
lonestar- 49
The Silent Ham - 35
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 26
Snow Dog - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Cool Chris - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15

Oscar The Grouch
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Puppies_On_Acid - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist - 2

Oscar Awards
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Chris Hinton

DragonAttack · « **Reply #3422 on:** February 11, 2020, 08:27:48 AM »

"Smile all you want. Now that we're married, that's the last thing you're putting in my mouth."

Note to self: I need to add 'porn' into my google search settings. I entered 'creampie', and this was the result.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3423 on:** February 11, 2020, 08:45:06 AM »

"I can't wait for the cake to get cut.......FEED ME MY DRESS!!!!"

King Puppies and the Acid Guppies · « **Reply #3424 on:** February 11, 2020, 09:17:21 PM »

Am I the only one that doesn't see a picture...

DragonAttack · « **Reply #3425 on:** February 11, 2020, 09:25:09 PM »

She probably ate the picture, too (it's been there each time I've looked)

Cool Chris · « **Reply #3426 on:** February 11, 2020, 09:34:37 PM »

Weird when I looked on my phone earlier I could see it but I can't see it on my computer.

TAC · « **Reply #3427 on:** February 12, 2020, 03:19:01 PM »

I'll try and fix it later. I'm on my computer very briefly and it was there last night.

Tick · « **Reply #3428 on:** February 13, 2020, 01:38:25 PM »

Why is there an asterisk next to King's total? Did he use a buzzer, or was someone banging on a trash can to help him come up with winning captions?

DragonAttack · « **Reply #3429 on:** February 13, 2020, 04:51:30 PM »

king had asked me to add to his win total, as he did not do so when he won. I added the asterisk to indicate I had. I forgot to mention to TAC to remove that asterisk (and mine).

Old age......I tell ya.....

(hint to next winner: remove the asterisk before the bride eats it. How SHE could disappear is amazing)

News: Track-by-track video for Untethered Angel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Co1_h0GtAw

Author Topic: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW) (Read 208053 times)