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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3745 on: March 27, 2024, 09:33:52 AM »
What's this shit I hear about Pooh Bear being a movie killer now?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3746 on: March 27, 2024, 09:00:50 PM »
“What do you mean I need a reservation for a pic-a-nic table?”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3747 on: March 28, 2024, 01:03:10 PM »
Sadly....while the civil rights movement in humans has made great strides in equality for all.....the animal kingdom has failed to keep pace
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3748 on: March 28, 2024, 01:08:27 PM »
“Hey Boo-Boo. Take a seat. No, there’s no pic-a-nic basket. We gotta talk about your drinking problem.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3749 on: March 28, 2024, 02:28:25 PM »
What does it take to get a waitress to eat around here?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3750 on: March 28, 2024, 06:28:28 PM »
“Hey Boo-Boo. Take a seat. No, there’s no pic-a-nic basket. We gotta talk about your drinking problem.”

Nice.  Reading it in Yogi Bear's voice helps.  Load up another one, you da winner.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3751 on: March 28, 2024, 06:44:02 PM »
Sweet!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3752 on: March 28, 2024, 06:51:11 PM »
*cough* update the category titles *cough*
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3753 on: March 28, 2024, 07:20:06 PM »
I did it all for the Metamucil!

The Metamucil! 

The Metamucil!

So stick it in your water....
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3754 on: March 28, 2024, 07:42:11 PM »
Near Death Metal

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3755 on: March 28, 2024, 09:29:56 PM »
*cough* update the category titles *cough*

This was intended to be a submission as well.  ;)
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3756 on: March 29, 2024, 06:27:22 AM »
"And now we gonna play our new single which combines country and gangsta rap"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3757 on: March 29, 2024, 07:11:36 AM »
America's Got Diabetes.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3758 on: March 29, 2024, 07:52:23 AM »
Kade and me, after our roulettes are done.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3759 on: March 29, 2024, 08:08:51 AM »
"Is this thing even on?"
"Is this thing even on?"

This one goes out to all the blue hair's in the house this afternoon.

Last song before everyone's nap.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3760 on: March 29, 2024, 09:24:03 AM »
Where’s Orbert?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3761 on: March 29, 2024, 09:32:58 AM »
DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3762 on: March 29, 2024, 10:22:42 AM »
The Devil went down to Old Country Buffet..........lookin' for a heart to clog.......
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3763 on: March 29, 2024, 11:20:02 AM »
"To the owner of a white 1997 Mazda 626, your vehicle is about to be towed.  Now for some Hendrix"
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3764 on: March 29, 2024, 11:58:03 AM »
"B... 5!!   B-5!!"

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3765 on: March 29, 2024, 12:06:22 PM »
When 'Drop D' doesn't mean what you think it means....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3766 on: March 29, 2024, 06:43:12 PM »
No, really, this is our FINAL Farewell tour.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3767 on: March 30, 2024, 07:06:54 PM »
Near Death Metal

Love this one. You’re up!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3768 on: March 31, 2024, 06:55:11 AM »
Cool, thanks!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3769 on: March 31, 2024, 07:26:15 AM »
Still not as futile as leaving the toilet seat up/down argument.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3770 on: March 31, 2024, 07:32:28 AM »
First time having sex.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3771 on: March 31, 2024, 05:36:43 PM »
This relationship is going nowhere

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3772 on: April 01, 2024, 08:25:48 PM »
Going to let this go one more night and pick a winner tomorrow.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3773 on: April 02, 2024, 10:22:31 AM »
"You say black, I say white
You say bark, I say bite"


It looked good on paper.

Designed specifically to quiet the back seat driver.

...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3774 on: April 02, 2024, 10:47:58 AM »
Welcome to the Newlywed Game!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3775 on: April 02, 2024, 11:26:03 AM »
If I had to guess I’d say those two are Bi
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3776 on: April 02, 2024, 11:35:15 AM »
Therapist: "So what do you think it's the problem"
Woman: "It just feels like he is always pulling be back and we never get anywhere"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3777 on: April 02, 2024, 12:25:56 PM »
Western civilization.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3778 on: April 02, 2024, 12:26:58 PM »
When you try to figure out where to eat.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3779 on: April 02, 2024, 12:40:47 PM »
Visual representation of my mind anytime you ask it a 6th grade or above Math question.
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