- About his neck – the dead bird is hung!
- You know, seagulls have a pretty good life, don't they? They always live at the beach. And everytime you see seagulls, you see a beach and water.
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I tried to parody the moment when Madden and Pat Summerall talk about the blue angels flying over the stadium as if they were talking about Bruce's Spitfire prop, but my comedic skills aren't that tight.