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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4900 on: October 13, 2016, 07:03:46 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4901 on: October 13, 2016, 07:05:24 PM »
Keeping it political:

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4902 on: October 13, 2016, 07:34:25 PM »
Who's the guy far left ?

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4903 on: October 13, 2016, 09:11:58 PM »
Bernie: Oh crap, I just farted
Hillary: He just farted!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4904 on: October 14, 2016, 04:58:22 AM »
Look... we found the one person Trump has not assaulted

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4905 on: October 14, 2016, 06:38:15 AM »
Bernie - "I think I left the toaster plugged in"
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« Reply #4906 on: October 14, 2016, 07:58:44 AM »
The very moment when Bernie realized the Democratic nomination was getting robbed from him.
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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« Reply #4907 on: October 14, 2016, 08:36:50 AM »
Moderator  "And what's your answer, Senator Sanders, to the issue of the leaks?"

Sanders: "Depends"
Oh shit, you're right!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4908 on: October 14, 2016, 08:40:49 AM »
 @ eric :lol

Along the same lines.

Clinton: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes.

Bernie: Right here, right now.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4909 on: October 14, 2016, 09:31:33 PM »
" And still no one has told him to either stop wearing dark suits, or fix the dandruff problem. So, how can he possibly be considered a serious candidate for President?"
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4910 on: October 15, 2016, 06:19:08 PM »
Bernie - "I think I left the toaster plugged in"

 :lol

I know that feeling!

Winnah!!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4911 on: October 16, 2016, 07:19:43 AM »
WOOO HOOOO! Been a long time! Thanks!!!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4912 on: October 16, 2016, 07:29:29 AM »
When the newsroom heard Bernie Sanders, "Had a new habit", they thought it was something else entirely.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4913 on: October 16, 2016, 07:32:57 AM »
"So how proud were you when you were awarded, "Ugliest Nun Alive", this year?"
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« Reply #4914 on: October 16, 2016, 07:36:49 AM »
"I'll have nun of your bullshit today Pete."
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4915 on: October 16, 2016, 07:41:27 AM »
A ninth Trump accuser comes forward.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4916 on: October 16, 2016, 07:56:19 AM »
The moment you hear a nun fart.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4917 on: October 16, 2016, 08:25:33 AM »
Sticking a crucifix up her ass is not what Jesus meant when he said to take him inside of us.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4918 on: October 16, 2016, 08:43:43 AM »
He gave up after lifting the seventh skirt....

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« Reply #4919 on: October 16, 2016, 09:46:00 AM »
Never trust a fart on live TV....
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4920 on: October 17, 2016, 07:05:14 AM »
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« Reply #4921 on: October 17, 2016, 09:43:58 AM »
So your trying to tell me Sister that as we speak there are three Mexicans under your blouse? Impressive.
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« Reply #4922 on: October 17, 2016, 10:02:52 AM »
"Jayzus Ka-rist, that's not how you do 'Live Long and Prosper', you frickin' idiot!"
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4923 on: October 17, 2016, 01:00:08 PM »
A ninth Trump accuser comes forward.
and Trump responded...

"Yeah look at her, that face that outfit. I don't think so if you know what I mean"

Anyhow, you win!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4924 on: October 17, 2016, 02:20:48 PM »
 

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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4925 on: October 17, 2016, 02:24:26 PM »
Next Pic:


would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4926 on: October 17, 2016, 02:59:31 PM »
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« Reply #4927 on: October 17, 2016, 04:19:43 PM »
Oh shit, they found the photos of my last swingers party.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4928 on: October 17, 2016, 04:28:06 PM »
Oh shit, they found the photos of my last swingers party.

Look, I found another one!



The one in the bottom left seems especially satisfied!

 ;D
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4930 on: October 17, 2016, 04:50:18 PM »
When your bitch sings Suicidal Tendencies all wrong.
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« Reply #4931 on: October 17, 2016, 07:15:08 PM »
Which one's the bigger bitch?
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4932 on: October 17, 2016, 07:18:25 PM »
Bernie Sanders rally
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« Reply #4933 on: October 17, 2016, 11:18:57 PM »
"Like, dudes, ya know, like Rover doesn't need, like a leash that goes around the block, like ya know."

What the end of the line looked like yesterday for the Black Friday specials at Ikea.

"I smell BACON!"
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4934 on: October 18, 2016, 06:31:28 AM »
Meth is a hell of a drug.