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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4830 on: October 04, 2016, 12:37:09 AM »
You will stand for the National Anthem you young whipper snapper!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4831 on: October 04, 2016, 06:41:07 AM »
Smell my fist.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4832 on: October 04, 2016, 06:46:39 AM »
After kicking Happy Gilmore's ass, Bob Barker decided to become a football referee.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4833 on: October 04, 2016, 06:58:37 AM »
And the home, of the, brave......
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4834 on: October 04, 2016, 09:33:16 AM »
In an effort to speed up games, the NFL has instituted the 'slap a mutha' fucka'' rule. This rule allows the Refs to slap or punch players in lieu of throwing a flag just to let them know they suck and have committed a foul.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4835 on: October 04, 2016, 10:26:23 AM »
Roger Goodell, 4 game suspension for walking into a ref's fist.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4836 on: October 04, 2016, 04:36:47 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on October 04, 2016, 10:26:23 AM
Roger Goodell, 4 game suspension for walking into a ref's fist.

This one really got me good. Winner!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4837 on: October 05, 2016, 06:26:00 AM »
Thank you!  I'll post a new pick when I'm out of work!
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4838 on: October 05, 2016, 08:26:51 AM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on October 05, 2016, 06:26:00 AM
Thank you!  I'll post a new pick when I'm out of work!

how much do you have left to do?
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4839 on: October 05, 2016, 09:05:07 AM »
Why, you in a rush? :lol
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4840 on: October 05, 2016, 09:34:11 AM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on October 05, 2016, 09:05:07 AM
Why, you in a rush? :lol

Just 'read' funny....."when I'm out of work".....like you were expecting to be fired soon or only had three more things to finish up  :lol
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4841 on: October 05, 2016, 02:17:20 PM »
 :lol

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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4842 on: October 05, 2016, 02:19:05 PM »
Absent of any inspiration, George blurted out the first thing that came to mind.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4843 on: October 05, 2016, 02:22:29 PM »
Settle down Bevis


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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4844 on: October 05, 2016, 02:26:07 PM »
Verne Troyer:  The Dark Knight
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4845 on: October 05, 2016, 02:27:29 PM »
If Giada's boobs were a car.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4846 on: October 05, 2016, 02:29:23 PM »
The amount of credibility anybody should give TAC's ability to properly determine sweater meat volume.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4847 on: October 05, 2016, 03:21:29 PM »
The Dark Knight makes sure he can make a quick getaway from Mr. Freeze, as his wipers are off the windshield.  What a wimp.

Rumours have it that Peter Dinklage will be the next Batman.  We have nothing to substantiate these reports.
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...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4848 on: October 05, 2016, 03:32:40 PM »
Due to large losses at Wayne Interprise, Bruce had to cut back the R&D budget which led to the more economical Batmobile.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4849 on: October 06, 2016, 04:38:19 AM »
To the idiot-mobile!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4850 on: October 06, 2016, 05:38:07 AM »
Batman hands down his first Batmobile to Ant Man.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4851 on: October 06, 2016, 05:50:09 AM »
Quote from: TAC on October 05, 2016, 02:27:29 PM
If Giada's boobs were a car.

Black and see-through?  :lol
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4852 on: October 06, 2016, 06:35:27 AM »
Quote from: Prog Snob on October 06, 2016, 05:50:09 AM
Quote from: TAC on October 05, 2016, 02:27:29 PM
If Giada's boobs were a car.

Black and see-through?  :lol

Man-made and touching the ground?

Seen regularly cruising the streets?

No more room in front?

Owned by a fat old dork?
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Quote from: Kotowboy on February 12, 2016, 02:16:07 PM
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Quote from: Mosh on November 12, 2015, 07:50:47 PM
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4853 on: October 06, 2016, 06:41:19 AM »
We know what noise will be heard if that car were in an accident......



















SPLAT!!!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4854 on: October 06, 2016, 06:49:11 AM »
Quote from: Prog Snob on October 06, 2016, 05:50:09 AM
Quote from: TAC on October 05, 2016, 02:27:29 PM
If Giada's boobs were a car.

Black and see-through?  :lol

Quote from: BlobVanDam on October 06, 2016, 06:35:27 AM
Man-made and touching the ground?

Seen regularly cruising the streets?

No more room in front?

Owned by a fat old dork?

They'd be a Skoda Superb?  A Renault Grand Scenic?  A Mercedes Benz C-Class?  A Ford Fiesta?  A Chevrolet LUV?  A Mercury Cougar?  A Nissan Hardbody?
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4855 on: October 06, 2016, 06:51:07 AM »
A Yugo!

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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4856 on: October 06, 2016, 07:09:15 AM »
Ah, okay, the Yugo 55, with the larger engine.  Makes sense.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4857 on: October 06, 2016, 07:10:42 AM »
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Quote from: Kotowboy on February 12, 2016, 02:16:07 PM
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Quote from: Mosh on November 12, 2015, 07:50:47 PM
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4858 on: October 07, 2016, 08:47:02 AM »
Copycat failure...
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4859 on: October 07, 2016, 12:33:02 PM »
A major fault of the George Costanza Batmobile after a rainstorm:  "It's shrinkage, damnit!"
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Quote from: frogprog on January 05, 2023, 06:45:48 PM
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4860 on: October 09, 2016, 07:31:04 AM »
Joe, it doesn't matter how long you take to pick a winner, that car is not getting any bigger.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4861 on: October 09, 2016, 12:33:40 PM »
Football at a friend's house, then picking a winner when I get home.

It will not be TI'm.  In your face Flanders.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4862 on: October 09, 2016, 01:04:47 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on October 09, 2016, 12:33:40 PM
It will not be TI'm.   

Yeah, but it could be Tim!

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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4863 on: October 09, 2016, 01:08:19 PM »
That's your Vulcan name.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4864 on: October 09, 2016, 02:03:29 PM »




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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol
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