Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)

[Nick]

Old one here: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=36173.0


Mikey likes it!
Kingshmegland - 105
Bosk1- 63
TempusVox - 58
Tick - 56
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 16

Where's the Beef?
Guitarded - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
Nick - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC -  5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 2
? - 2

They've fallen and they can't get up
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Metal Junkie to judge.

[Nick]

The next addition will be a series of cheek studs to spell out "Fuck you Dad!"

[Nick]

A frequent flyer, at this point the TSA can use their wand to play Jingle Bells during his screenings.

[TempusVox]

So THIS is what happened to Rick Moranis.

[hefdaddy42]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

[King Postwhore]

This guy is a stud.

[hefdaddy42]

What do you mean, "obsessive/compulsive"?

[jingle.boy]

99 problems, melanoma ain't one of them.

Test audiences thought Clive Barker was on to something, but this wasn't it.

Next in the Shark Tank, Tony Miller wants to update the Christmas animated movie market with "The Deliverance of Christmas". When Santa decides to retire, Santa Jr. takes over the family business, and problems arise when he insists that all the little children over the world "pray for me".

[chknptpie]

He's had a lot of pricks in his day.

[King Postwhore]

There's something wrong with this guy.   He has no tan.

[gmillerdrake]

In High School...he was voted most likely to fail every Metal Detctor

One guess on his favorite style of music.......

When faced with not having a pen to write with......he just uses his di%k as a pencil......

[Zook]

Stay at home dad.




He never knew when to quit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrNy7d-v_10

[gmillerdrake]

That mole on his face is very distracting....

[Tick]

"I can't believe Mike Tyson would put that tattoo he has on his face. Someday he will live to regret that one!"

[King Postwhore]

This guy is magnetic.

[MetalJunkie]

A frequent flyer, at this point the TSA can use their wand to play Jingle Bells during his screenings.

Damn it, nick. You're not supposed to win at anything.





/sigh

You win.

[Nick]

The sound of the Vapor Trails Remix/Remaster.
Kingshmegland - 105
Bosk1- 63
TempusVox - 58
Tick - 56
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 16

The sound of a dull knife piercing your ear drum.
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC -  5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 2
? - 2

The sound of the original Vapor Trails.
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, splent, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Podaar, Puppyonacid

[MetalJunkie]

Mike said his late snack was udderly delicious.

[hefdaddy42]

What we tell Nick the prize is for winning the Random Caption thread.

[King Postwhore]

Never wear red when around any bovine.

[jingle.boy]

As the runt of the moderator litter, Nick is always sucking the hind teet.

[gmillerdrake]

Later that evening...the $20 Hooker Sam enlisted had no idea what he meant when he said he wanted to be pasteurized.

[King Postwhore]

69.  You're doing it wrong.

[Randaran]

Hipsters: drinking milk straight from the source...before it was cool.

[jingle.boy]

Little does Nick know this is not a statue, but Bosk's attempt to recreate that scene from Top Secret

[King Postwhore]

How Nick gets his interviews.

[Nick]

How Nick gets his interviews.

What we tell Nick the prize is for winning the Random Caption thread.

Very fine runners up!

However, the winner is...

Hipsters: drinking milk straight from the source...before it was cool.

Well done!

[Randaran]

Reign In Blood
Kingshmegland - 105
Bosk1- 63
TempusVox - 58
Tick - 56
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 16

Divine Intervention
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC -  5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 2
? - 2

Diabolus In Musica
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[gmillerdrake]

It's horrible the tests that Germans did to Primates in WWII....

I had the same look on my face when I witnessed my parents 'counting' to 100.....they were stuck on 69 though......

[jingle.boy]

Look at the funbags on that hosehound!!!!

[Tick]

Special Hitler

[vtgrad]

That Doppelbock was stout man... stout.

[King Postwhore]

He just Manhattan Projected in his pants.

[Nick]

I've had to do a lot of stupid things for his royal douchbag in my day, but having everyone in the army walk around like this is where Kim Jong-Il has finally crossed the line.

[hefdaddy42]

And let that be a lesson to you, motherfucker.