Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)

[Snow Dog]

"Hey, I was against NAFTA from the start. After our illustrious government signed on, Cyril Sneer outsourced the labor for his operations, my show was canceled, Cedric spiraled into depression and found a sad affinity for hookers and blow, and, well, look at me... George Bush can kiss my ass."

[Snow Dog]

"Nobody gets in to see the wizard! Not nobody, not no how!"

[DragonAttack]

Decades ago, Sylvester Stallone was walking in an alley, looked down, and.........

[gmillerdrake]

The producers of "Where are They Now" caught up with Ghetto Coon Johnny, the only known Racoon to have managed not to get treed by  Big Dan and Little Ann. Asked how he managed this feat, he was quoted as saying "I ran like a mutha fucka.....now get off my porch!"

[TempusVox]

"It's been a tough life without Groot."

Winner...you're up!

[TheCountOfNYC]

"It's been a tough life without Groot."

Winner...you're up!

Thank you! I will post the next picture when I get home from work.

[TheCountOfNYC]

STANDINGS

Roller Coasters
Kingshmegland - 131
gmillerdrake - 82
TempusVox- 81
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-25
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18

Ferris Wheels
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Podaar - 13
TheCountOfNYC - 13
Grizz - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
DragonAttack - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2

Tea Cups
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Your next pic...

[SwedishGoose]

Even murderous clowns like IT need to relax once in a while

[Cool Chris]

Doink tried to enjoy life after the WWE, but never had much fun outside the ring.

[SwedishGoose]

This was not what I imagined when my boss promised me a "fast ride"

[DragonAttack]

Colin Kaepernick refuses to have any fun these days

[eric42434224]

Carrot Tops resentful younger brother.

[King Postwhore]

Great,  I'm stuck with a bunch on ass clowns.

[TAC]

Part of convicted Child Molester Creepy The Clown's sentence was suffering through an afternoon of Blue Balls three times a week.

[Podaar]

Duane's dream was to ride up front on the Colossus, in his clown suit, while smoking a doobie. It was all ruined when he realized he forgot his lighter.

[gmillerdrake]

I find the lack of amusement at this park......disturbing.

[Tick]

That mother fucker shorted me a quarter!

[TAC]

Joey wonders why he can't be like the other children.

[TheCountOfNYC]

Colin Kaepernick refuses to have any fun these days

Winner!

[DragonAttack]

My double digit win on top of seeing 'Jersey Boys' last night.

WALK LIKE A MAN
Kingshmegland - 131
gmillerdrake - 82
TempusVox- 81
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-25
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18

BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Podaar - 13
TheCountOfNYC - 13
Grizz - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 10
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2

AIN'T THAT A SHAME
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT,  Puppyonacid3

[Tick]

The inspiration for Donald Trumps hairstyle

[TAC]

MP's new side project

[Tick]

Alternate tittle...
The man who wouldn't answer the door.

[King Postwhore]

He's really alone because of his jacket.

[Tick]

Featuring the hit single...
 "Squirt squirt, ahhhhhh"

[TheCountOfNYC]

Judging by the title, I don't think I want to hear this album.

[Snow Dog]

Unless the song listing is something like this, that album title is bullshit:

1. Swearing at the Alarm
2. Shit Shower Shave
3. Scratching My Balls
4. What's That Stain on the Bed?
5. Wendy's for Dinner
6. YouTube for Hours
7. PornTube for Hours
8. Got the Bed to Myself
9. I Just Farted and it Smells Like Beef
10. Half of My Fridge Is Beer
11. Call of Duty Midnight Sonata
12. Fuck Cooking
13. Wendy's for Dinner Again (Fuck Cooking reprise)

[King Postwhore]

The album is nothing but fart jokes.

[TempusVox]

Before he became Liam Neeson

[TAC]

Contains the Bonus Track- Animal (F#%k Like A Beast)

[DragonAttack]

Had no idea where this would go, but it didn't seem to go well.

For me, it would have been 'USA!  USA!  USA!' over the weekend

The top three:

MP's new side project

Alternate tittle...
The man who wouldn't answer the door


Judging by the title, I don't think I want to hear this album.


The CountOfNYC wins

[TheCountOfNYC]

Thanks!

PATRIOTS
Kingshmegland - 131
gmillerdrake - 82
TempusVox- 81
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-25
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18

SEAHAWKS
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Podaar - 13
Grizz - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 10
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2

BROWNS
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT,  Puppyonacid3

[TAC]

Latest Patriots scandal: Ref-gate.

[gmillerdrake]

In an effort to get re-elected, the Mayor of St Louis went undercover as a NFL Referee to gain access to the LA Rams in order to assalt as many of them as he could.

[Snow Dog]

"Slug bug!"

*British accent documentary voice* Rarely ever meeting in the wild, rams and zebras can get aggressive toward each other as they fight for territory and dominance.