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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Nick on November 21, 2014, 10:16:48 PM
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Old one here: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=36173.0
Mikey likes it!
Kingshmegland - 105
Bosk1- 63
TempusVox - 58
Tick - 56
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 16
Where's the Beef?
Guitarded - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
Nick - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 2
? - 2
They've fallen and they can't get up
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(https://puu.sh/d0xQG/6617d1a427.jpg)
Metal Junkie to judge.
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The next addition will be a series of cheek studs to spell out "Fuck you Dad!"
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A frequent flyer, at this point the TSA can use their wand to play Jingle Bells during his screenings.
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So THIS is what happened to Rick Moranis.
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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
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This guy is a stud.
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What do you mean, "obsessive/compulsive"?
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99 problems, melanoma ain't one of them.
Test audiences thought Clive Barker was on to something, but this wasn't it.
Next in the Shark Tank, Tony Miller wants to update the Christmas animated movie market with "The Deliverance of Christmas". When Santa decides to retire, Santa Jr. takes over the family business, and problems arise when he insists that all the little children over the world "pray for me".
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He's had a lot of pricks in his day.
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There's something wrong with this guy. He has no tan.
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In High School...he was voted most likely to fail every Metal Detctor
One guess on his favorite style of music....... :metal
When faced with not having a pen to write with......he just uses his di%k as a pencil......
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Stay at home dad.
He never knew when to quit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrNy7d-v_10
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That mole on his face is very distracting....
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(https://puu.sh/d0xQG/6617d1a427.jpg)
"I can't believe Mike Tyson would put that tattoo he has on his face. Someday he will live to regret that one!"
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This guy is magnetic.
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A frequent flyer, at this point the TSA can use their wand to play Jingle Bells during his screenings.
Damn it, nick. You're not supposed to win at anything.
/sigh
You win.
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The sound of the Vapor Trails Remix/Remaster.
Kingshmegland - 105
Bosk1- 63
TempusVox - 58
Tick - 56
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 16
The sound of a dull knife piercing your ear drum.
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 2
? - 2
The sound of the original Vapor Trails.
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(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10489882_10152354829649833_4330704912589011314_n.jpg?oh=ab13b77ef0abd23735b36c9a4d6e1b19&oe=54D8BC46)
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Mike said his late snack was udderly delicious.
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What we tell Nick the prize is for winning the Random Caption thread.
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Never wear red when around any bovine.
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As the runt of the moderator litter, Nick is always sucking the hind teet.
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Later that evening...the $20 Hooker Sam enlisted had no idea what he meant when he said he wanted to be pasteurized.
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69. You're doing it wrong.
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Hipsters: drinking milk straight from the source...before it was cool.
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Little does Nick know this is not a statue, but Bosk's attempt to recreate that scene from Top Secret
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How Nick gets his interviews.
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How Nick gets his interviews.
What we tell Nick the prize is for winning the Random Caption thread.
Very fine runners up!
However, the winner is...
Hipsters: drinking milk straight from the source...before it was cool.
Well done!
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Reign In Blood
Kingshmegland - 105
Bosk1- 63
TempusVox - 58
Tick - 56
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 16
Divine Intervention
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 2
? - 2
Diabolus In Musica
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(https://i59.tinypic.com/2l8ffaw.jpg)
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It's horrible the tests that Germans did to Primates in WWII....
I had the same look on my face when I witnessed my parents 'counting' to 100.....they were stuck on 69 though......
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Look at the funbags on that hosehound!!!!
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Special Hitler
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That Doppelbock was stout man... stout.
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He just Manhattan Projected in his pants.
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I've had to do a lot of stupid things for his royal douchbag in my day, but having everyone in the army walk around like this is where Kim Jong-Il has finally crossed the line.
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And let that be a lesson to you, motherfucker.
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The first attempt at the "Death Stare".
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Ghost pepper? No problem.
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Someone took Goosestep to a whole new level.
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Sgt. Rain Man, Gump Battalion, Somewhat Able Company.
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The "Commandant" of the Missouri Chapter of the Black Panthers reacts after its announced the grand jury won't indict in Ferguson.
:biggrin: Too soon?
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:biggrin: Too soon?
Nope......
The local ACLU president shows Rioters how to avoid inhaling Tear Gas in downtown Ferguson.........
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"Hail, Hydra! Immortal Hydra! We shall never be destroyed! Cut off a limb, and two more shall take its place! We serve none but the Master—as the world shall soon serve us! Hail Hydra!"
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Meanwhile in Ferguson...
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And the winner is...
Special Hitler
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And the winner is...
Special Hitler
:omg: Yay!
I'll post one soon!
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(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/875473248f86a9dd0a548d840839911e1_zps189d59ce.jpg)
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The appropriate place to record some shitty music.
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That guy takes my breath away.
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Sonic adventures in sleep
Kingshmegland - 105
Bosk1- 63
TempusVox - 58
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 16
Pleasant nightmares
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 2
? - 2
Strange dreams
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And now, from the "That's a pretty shitty shoop" department...
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A stall made just for Jack Palance.
<Seriously, is that stall made for Shamu or something? That's freakin huge!>
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Where R&B music belongs....
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They told me I was playing in a bowl.
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A close up of the new Chess board on the Millineum Falcon in the upcoming Star Wars..Ep. 7.
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That is a smooth move.
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The start of a new genre, Rhythm & Bowels!
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That is a smooth move.
Winner! King is king
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Crap. I'm a dummy. I forgot to post a pick. I'll post when I get home.
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Special picture and instant winner edition!
*disclaimer. This does not count*
(https://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dunce-cap.jpg)
Crap. I'm a dummy. I forgot to post a pick.
YOU WIN AGAIN! :biggrin:
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:lol
:getoffmylawn:
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:rollin
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/images%203_zpss9dfqqz3.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/images%203_zpss9dfqqz3.jpg.html)
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Die Hard
Kingshmegland - 106
Bosk1- 63
TempusVox - 58
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 16
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 2
? - 2
Fred Claus
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/images%203_zpss9dfqqz3.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/images%203_zpss9dfqqz3.jpg.html)
When you see it...
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
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Surprise, motherfucker!
Crockett and Tubbs: Awkward Christmas photo remakes.
When you see it...
Oh... I see it. :zydar:
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Christmas in Ferguson.
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<brother in the back> I'm rubbing one out right now.
<John Holmes mutha-fucka in the front> Me too.
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Meanwhile, not in Canada
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In their first official ruling, the Ferguson Commision claimed Santa as compensation for the non indictment and awarded each Black household (1) white Butler.
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Awww....Jamal, Tyrone and Bill are up to their Christmas shenanigans again....
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I think the rest of us would gladly take Festivus.
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I think the rest of us would gladly take Festivus.
They're way ahead of us. They already brought out the pole.
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On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner ... literally,
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Cough cough... this candle's been burning for eight days...
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The real reason power was lost at King's house
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I'll pick tonight folks.
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'Dual Survival - Navigating The Office Christmas Party '
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The real reason power was lost at King's house
If only Mason. If only. Winna!
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Feats of Strength
Kingshmegland - 106
Bosk1- 63
TempusVox - 58
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 16
Airing of Grievances
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 2
? - 2
Tinsel
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, splent, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Podaar, Puppyonacid, Randaran
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This "thing" gets parked at my neighbors house about one night a month.
(https://i.imgur.com/Bc0wvRJ.jpg)
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Looks like Optimus Prime is having a mid-life crisis.
It's the mullet of transport trucks.
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Looks like Optimus Prime is having a mid-life crisis.
....and thus, the offspring of his affair toils aimlessly while searching for his father.......
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If you look closely you can see three Mexicans and my wife hiding in the cab.....
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If you look closely you can see three Mexicans and my wife hiding in the cab.....
.... on a bed of corn
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If you look closely you can see three Mexicans and my wife hiding in the cab.....
.... on a bed of corn
....disputing how many strikeouts Dwight Gooden had in 1987....
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Chitty, Chitty, Flatbed.
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Buford is home, eh? That means somebody is being made to "Squeal like a pig" right about now.
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Look, it's a fucking truck.
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Look, it's a fucking truck.
:lol
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Bunch of amateurs...my co-workers had better captions and they don't have nearly the practice you guys do. Nevertheless, this one made me laugh the most:
Look, it's a fucking truck.
You're up Hef.
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Well, damn. OK.
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Feats of Strength
Kingshmegland - 106
Bosk1- 63
TempusVox - 58
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 16
Airing of Grievances
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 2
? - 2
Tinsel
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, splent, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Podaar, Puppyonacid, Randaran
Here you go, bitches.
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/other/TIGERescapes.jpg)
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Eastern Life of Pi
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That's one wet pussy I won't play with.
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That's one wet pussy I won't play with.
:spitcoffee: See ya next round.......... :rollin
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Some things are lost in translation. "Catfishing" didn't go as expected.
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The North Korean navy is speaking new weapons to deploy for sneak attacks on S. Korea.
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That's one wet pussy I won't play with.
...only because it has a dick.
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Tiger bucket list...
1. Dream of becoming a Catfish fulfilled!
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A very rare species indeed. The Bay of Bengal Tiger.
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LOOK, A PENNY
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Anyone notice the Dragon??
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Eeney, Meeney, Miney, Moe is put to the test.
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All it takes is one asshole with a laser pointer to ruin everyones day.
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All it takes is one asshole with a laser pointer to ruin everyones day.
I like this one.
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Some things are lost in translation. "Catfishing" didn't go as expected.
Winner!
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Its been 9 days since we had a new pic so in the interest of moving forward I will post a new picture. Metal Junkie can judge it if he shows up.
Special holiday limited edition picture for captioning pleasure.
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/1324855079-naples---santa-claus-is-black_9814791_zpsa74ec937.jpg)
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Santa's affirmative action is in full swing!
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When Kwanza and Christmas Unite
Sing along with us everyone..."Rudolph the Ticked off Rottweiler....."
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Merry New Year!
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I ain't yo daddy. I'm Santa!
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Thase are not the drummerboys you're looking for
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"We don't really know who Santa is, but they gave us these red outfits and fake beards so we decided, "What the fuck.''"
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They let Aquilles Priester audition?? Really??
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(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/1324855079-naples---santa-claus-is-black_9814791_zpsa74ec937.jpg)
He slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat
and busted the window with a baseball bat
I said, “Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust up my place?”
He said,”Mothafucker, get up outta my face!”
His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold
His sneaks was Nikes and they was 5 years old...
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Oh my god. That's awesome.
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"I'm not resisting arrest"
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....and just as the bit%h was about to climb on Santa's black magic pole, in walks her old man with a hot fire poker and a .22 Cal revolver. I didn't have to twinkle my nose to get the :censored out of there quickly........
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(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/1324855079-naples---santa-claus-is-black_9814791_zpsa74ec937.jpg)
He slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat
and busted the window with a baseball bat
I said, “Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust up my place?”
He said,”Mothafucker, get up outta my face!”
His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold
His sneaks was Nikes and they was 5 years old...
This effort must be rewarded! Winna winna caption dinna!
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Holy Crapolla Batman! I think I last won during the Carter Administration. Thank you. Anyhoo will post pic and updated standings later today.
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BABY NEW YEAR
Kingshmegland - 106
Bosk1- 63
TempusVox - 59
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 16
FATHER TIME
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 2
? - 2
OUT TO LUNCH
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I haven't won in so long I was beginning to think I'd been blacklisted. So I'm gonna savor this one and not choose a winner until NEXT YEAR!
Ahh...those end of the year photos. Enjoy!
(https://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee227/korameri/downfromthehills.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/korameri/media/downfromthehills.jpg.html)
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Hockey is for lovers.
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Although they were seperated at an early age.....twins Mike and Miley still find time to 'reconnect' during the holidays......usually after a few glasses of 'Daddy's special egg nogg'....
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Meth, not even once.
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Jill's Christmas letter this year was short and to the point: "Spent it all on the sex change. Not enough left over for the dentist. Enjoy the "before & after" pic. Happy holidays!"
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5 minutes for groping.....each other.
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Best lousy first kiss story, ever.
Mistletoe's, soon to come with disclaimers attached.
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Does this blue shirt make the gap in my teeth look big?
Unlike most couples Mike and Jill can French Kiss without opening their mouth....it's quite a party pleaser....
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Both have red anuses like baboons.. You can't tell by this picture though.
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Both have red anuses like baboons.. You can't tell by this picture though.
:lol
Nice. Yer up!
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Disregard the heading but I loved this pic. GO!
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/personally_supervised_zps69e090cd.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/personally_supervised_zps69e090cd.jpg.html)
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Lava Cake
Kingshmegland - 107
Bosk1- 63
TempusVox - 59
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 16
Graham Crackers
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 2
? - 2
Rice Cakes
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I was nice enough to crop it for you, king :zydar:
(https://i.imgur.com/depEEUM.jpg)
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You are the man sir! :hefdaddy
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"All I do is work and bust my ass around here for that pussy and the bitch won't get off my back!"
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Keep digging minion! I demand the litter box of all litters boxes!
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"It's a cubit you idiot! A cubit! Figure it out! " -Unfortunately, the first animal Noah collected was a cat.
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I swear the women on Renovation Realities get more annoying every episode.
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If you say 'Pythagorean Theorum' one more time.....I'm going to burn your whiskers off with my lighter!
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DTF's own...BlackInk...begins preparations to construct a 3/4 size scale pyramid to honor his beloved feline friend. All decorative hieroglyph images will be cat bodies with human heads.....
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These stand-ins were later replaced with a stormtrooper riding a dewback
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(https://i.imgur.com/depEEUM.jpg)
I've worked hard in life to get the monkey off my back and now this?
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These stand-ins were later replaced with a stormtrooper riding a dewback
Sorry everyone. So busy at work that I forgot to pic a winner. Thanks Temp for the heads up.
TSH, this cracked me up!! Winna!
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Thanks Kingy!
Donald Ducks
Kingshmegland - 107
Bosk1- 63
TempusVox - 59
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 17
Daffy Ducks
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 2
? - 2
Duck Dynasty
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Here we go:
(https://lolabrigada.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/wtf2.jpg)
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Meanwhile.....in Canada......
These two give a whole new meaning to 'me love you long time'.....this embrace began when they were 23 yrs old.
Not 'ear wax'.....I said RELAX!
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Here we go:
(https://lolabrigada.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/wtf2.jpg)
Tastes like Soy sauce.
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(https://lolabrigada.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/wtf2.jpg)
"Damn it, how many times do I have to tell you? I'm not Sulu."
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How Asian business men become aroused now that all the Black Rhinos are dead.
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Here we go:
(https://lolabrigada.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/wtf2.jpg)
The French Kiss Of Death.
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Needs more tentacle
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Here we go:
(https://lolabrigada.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/wtf2.jpg)
A ninja uses what's at his disposal.
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This is the modern day equivalent of sepukku.
The inspiration behind the new hit anime, Boku no Exec.
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Lost in Translation: ' The Heimlich Maneuver'
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"No, he's not sleeping; he's dead."
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Taste's like chicken........
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"Go ahead take a lick! The Snozzberrys taste like...hey what the hell are you doing!"
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George Takei is taking "getting back to his roots" a little too seriously.
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this is such 'tongue and cheek' humor
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I don't need no stinkin' chopsticks!
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In retrospect, perhaps "do I look like a sucker to you?" was not the best question.
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Hold still! I'm trying to get that Ceti eel out of you!
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How many licks does it take to get to the center? Let's find out...
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Geez, nice entries once again! I'm a sucker for nostalgia, so this wins! Nice job Bosk!
How many licks does it take to get to the center? Let's find out...
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:sucka: Thanks!
Mint M&Ms
Kingshmegland - 107
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 59
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 17
Plain M&Ms
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 2
? - 2
Eminem
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And...your photograph...
(https://i.imgur.com/x4NyqJl.jpg)
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Your typical third child in any family...an industractable smartass......
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How many licks does it take to get to the center? Let's find out...
I was going to go there but said, nah that won't win it.
I suck :\
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Chino's first born suits up for a trip to Pandora!
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I suck :\
:icy:
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What are you without the suit?
Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist... with a dirty diaper.
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You have an army, I have a full diaper.
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Iron Man, as seen by Steve Rogers.
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" I know what you're thinking.....because I'm thinking the same thing......how the :censored are you going to change my diaper?"
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"Now, let's talk about this time out thing......"
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More like, Iron Little Man. Am I right?!
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I said iron clad, not Iron Lad.
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How every child sees themself during the "terrible two's".
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That bitch Black Widow took my Cheese-its!
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What Robert Downey Jr would have looked like as Iron Man, before his drug abuse.
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What are you without the suit?
Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist... with a dirty diaper.
Winna!
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Ah... my first win. And from the Dark Side no less.
Tony's best suit (I still say he's naked under there)
Kingshmegland - 107
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 59
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 17
Mjolnir (Thor's Hammer)
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 2
? - 2
Ball-peen hammer from Lowes
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La foto:
(https://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo26/joshuarowland/Andy_zps8e5332a3.jpg)
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<------Time for this guy to get glasses.
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<------Time for this guy to get glasses.
Sorry about that... apparently I need them too.
Proceed...
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:lol
Why men should design golf clubs.
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The most disturbing thing about this man's shaft? There are balls at both ends.
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Driver? I don't even know her!
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If you think that's big you should see his bag.
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...And STILL he hits from the womens tee! :facepalm:
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Handicap differential = (Equitable Course Control - Course Rating) x 113 divided by slope rating + Long Fucking Shaft.
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Hey...talk about Iron Man!
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That 60's Batman show sure influenced a lot of people.
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Tiger Who?
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Compensating
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If you think that's big you should see his bag.
Hole-in-one! This has so many different connotations...
Good ones all around though! And this is a functioning club btw; the guy that designed it is a trick-shot specialist in Germany I think.
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If you think that's big you should see his bag.
Hole-in-one! This has so many different connotations...
Good ones all around though! And this is a functioning club btw; the guy that designed it is a hockey player.
FTFY
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Sandler is my bitch.
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If you think that's big you should see his bag.
Hole-in-one! This has so many different connotations...
Good ones all around though! And this is a functioning club btw; the guy that designed it is a hockey player.
FTFY
:lolSandler is my bitch.
:lol The price is wrong bitch.
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Welcome to the Texas Open!
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Thank you! Thank you!
Updated standings
Homo Sapien
Kingshmegland - 107
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 60
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 17
Homo Erectus
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 2
? - 2
Homo Habilis
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Your latest pic....
(https://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt258/LESTRENGE/Funny%20Pictures/506765278f47917c8bfcfa2b4d742081a17.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/LESTRENGE/media/Funny%20Pictures/506765278f47917c8bfcfa2b4d742081a17.jpg.html)
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Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
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Scar tries to find work after his decline
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The pussy hunt didn't go as planned.
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"Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Aslan?"
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The Ghost and the Darkness, this time with no pants.
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(https://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt258/LESTRENGE/Funny%20Pictures/506765278f47917c8bfcfa2b4d742081a17.jpg)
Lion - "Oh great, you just finished jerking off. Well your in luck because my doctor says I need to ease up on my sodium"
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Oh....why.....hello, you startled me?! Would you be a kind little kitty and hand me that .308 Winchester leaning on my backpack?
Your cunning...silent approach was all for naught you fool of a feline....as I have instituted a protective 'shield' around me....you can't see it....but it's there. Good day.
When I said you were a big Pussy I meant it as a compliment....you are a really BIG pussy.....
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Lucky for me the Safari Guide here says nothing about 'Old Rich Fat White Men' being part of the Lions diet....
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Oh geez, I hope this one's not orange cream-filled. Why don't they just label them? Grrrr!
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The Crunch of White Man Arms........They're Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!!!
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Do you mind! Cant a guy masturbate in peace?!
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Do you mind! Cant a guy masturbate in peace?!
Too close to mine...VOID!
Just kiddin :hat
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Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Winner...yer up!
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Thank you! I'll post a pic when I get home from work.
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Thank you! I'll post a pic when I get home from work.
Logging those overtime hours, eh? :tick2:
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Dammit! Tonight I will! :lol
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Dammit! Tonight I will! :lol
Hey...don't let Rich boss you around...you take your time Sir. you're the King......
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He runs the Cation Roost! :lol
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Yo King!! Pic this thang!!
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Seems like I shut my brain off. Sorry! Here it is!
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Dogs%20Boy_zpssliflymn.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/Dogs%20Boy_zpssliflymn.jpg.html)
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Cats
Kingshmegland - 108
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 60
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 17
Dogs
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 2
? - 2
Neighbors
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Told y'all that bitch was fine.....
Now listen, my mom only has two nipples so we're going to have to rotate.....
Kibbles n Bits done ran through me and filled my diaper.
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It is time for you to learn the truth. These are your real parents. When you were separated we raised you as our own.
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*Dog not looking*
Haha! Made you look!
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Dogs%20Boy_zpssliflymn.jpg)
They all peered though to see if they could get a glimpse of the man who "runs the Cation Roost!"
:biggrin:
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That little kid was a bitch to deal with.
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Boy: Well I don't believe it....that's Dwight Gooden lying face down in a pile of coke.....
Big Dog: ..you know, I heard that he struck out 183 batters in 1987.....
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Boy: Well I don't believe it....that's Dwight Gooden lying face down in a pile of coke.....
Big Dog: ..you know, I heard that he struck out 183 batters in 1987.....
:lol :metal
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Boy: Well I don't believe it....that's Dwight Gooden lying face down in a pile of coke.....
Big Dog: ..you know, I heard that he struck out 183 batters in 1987.....
:lol :metal
Your Dwight Gooden gem will never be forgotten......
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"I told you guys these back yard wrestling matches are snausage-fests... we're supposed to be chasing putty aren't we?"
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*Dog not looking*
Haha! Made you look!
So simple but so funny! Winna!
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Billy Madison
Kingshmegland - 108
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 60
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 17
Happy Gilmore
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 2
? - 2
Mr. Deeds
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Here you go:
(https://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Dog-photobomb.jpg)
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FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!!
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SCREAM FOR ME, CLEAR LAKE!
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Water sports in the Ozarks
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Ms. West Virginia gives a fine exhibition of her dog tossing skills during the talent portion of the pageant.
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By chance Chelsea's Dad happened to capture the exact moment that Gravity failed on Earth.....
Lucy pays dearly for taking Buster outside after sneaking him a few sips of her Fizzy Lifting Drinks
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Bruce Jenner you dawg.
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Bubba never could figure out why no one answered his ad for the Sailboat for Sale.
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Wonder Twin Powers...Activate!! Make me a prepubescent girl! Make me a flying dog!
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The millisecond before young Ashley became the first to die in the great Cats and Dogs Storm of 2014.
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Some dogs are leg hounds, and some are crotch sniffers; but Rex couldn't resist any opportunity to show off his balls.
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Dog Toss. The new summer sport.
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"I'm open!"
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Photographic evidence that proves beyond doubt that a cow and the moon were never involved, as we were originally led to believe.
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You just know that the dog is singing "Come Sail Away" by Styx... in the Cartman voice.
Dog: "You better catch me... bitch."
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Air Bud's cousin Butch had his Movie career cut short thanks to an unfortunate incident involving little Julia's mother, crunchy peanut butter....and an unannouced drop in from Julia's Dad who wanted to surprise her mom with her favorite lunch.
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Rusty thinks he's Flipper again Mom!!!
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Due to a tragic instance of misinterpretation and translation gone awry.....Julia's Aisian Neighbors committed mass suicide upon seeing this due to believing that the day 'when pigs fly' would indicate the coming of the 9th Emperor...the Emperor of Death.
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Extreme Whaargaarbl: Smith Mountain Lake
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"I have no knowledge of anything. I have no knowledge of any wrongdoing. I do not know how that dog came to be under-inflated."
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(https://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Dog-photobomb.jpg)
Sally had a well trained dog in Spike. He always followed her every command....
"Speak...roll over...play dead...DO THE MATRIX! Good boy!
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"I have no knowledge of anything. I have no knowledge of any wrongdoing. I do not know how that dog came to be under-inflated."
:rollin
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FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!!
I almost went with the Whaargarbl one, but it was lacking the stream of water. Joe wins again.
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Thanks. I'll post a pic tonight.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/this-truck-picked-up-its-own-hitchhiker_zpsm7t6y3jc.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/this-truck-picked-up-its-own-hitchhiker_zpsm7t6y3jc.jpg.html)
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Patriots
Kingshmegland - 109
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 60
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 17
Seahawks
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 2
? - 2
Rodger Goodell
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Powered by a large Hammy.....
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Jabba spent his early days smuggling shine across county lines....
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Powered by a large Hammy.....
Hey now :-\
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How Joe gets home from work after a day of looking at bad resumes.
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Kings redneck twin. The real mastermind behind Kings captioning skills!
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Come and listen to a story bout a redneck name of Fred
He used to eat so much that when he took a shit it bled.
And then one day he was cookin up some stew
When he sadly realized that he'd run out of brew...
PBR...40's yall...
Well next thing ya know Freds dirty underwear
Stunk up the whole trailer and the family needed air!
They said, "Down at the laundromat is where ya oughta be!"
So they threw him in the truck and drove to Raleigh...
Carolina...Hefs hood...
Well now it's time to head back home for Fred and all his kin.
And if you think of visitin, better call and not just drop in
Cause even though his drawers are washed the place is still stinky
And when he gets to drinkin' he likes to get kinky!
Porno style... And God forbid he takes his shoes off!
Yall bring some Cheetos...and more beer!
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FORDS Suberbowl add demonstrating hauling capacity
"I can't seem to figure why the right two tires wear out quicker?"
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Dude, this truck hauls ass!
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"Hey paw, you was right! This is just like them rollie coaster rides at the Dolly Woods!"
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Tommy Bob is rushed to the Hospital shortly after 'the interception' caused his heart to explode......well, it was the interception or the 462 chicken wings he ate while watching the Pats...one can only speculate.
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Dude, this truck hauls ass!
Too damn funny. Winna!
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Excellent. Will post up something in a bit.
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Hair Metal
Kingshmegland - 109
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 60
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 17
Thrash Metal
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
? - 2
Prog
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(https://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/news/2015-01-22/7b54bc10-a258-11e4-8cf4-3542112301d0_RTR4MGH8.jpg)
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Mario and Luigi are looking rough these days........drugs are bad...mmmmmuokay?
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Cocaine's a hell of a drug alright... but it does provide UN-I-TY.
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Their not kidding when they call those new Doritos Extreme.
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Cheetos binge--not even once.
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Paul and Gene soon regretted holding open auditions for Ace's replacement.
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Brothers Booga and Plop show off their braided camel dick.
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All ready for the Vlasto Parade.
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Oh c'mon...haven't we had enough of Craig Robinson and Seth Rogen by now?
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Meanwhile inside Johnny Weirs dressing room.
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Well old chap. Could you slap more rouge on my back?
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Geesh.....I really don't blame Warren Sapp for slapping those two around......
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Grunky Peep goes to an S&M cosplay convention.
Chino expected more Avatar cosplayers at the S&M cosplay convention.
While blackface is still frowned upon, Asian and Indian stereotypes are still socially acceptable.
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Power Rangers farm team.
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Lube? What lube?
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The Hot Dog Brothers.
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How you appear to others at the end of Thirsty Thursday.
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Tug-of-war gone wild
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No matter how bad ass tribal you think you are, when a 5 year old makes you a necklace, you wear it!
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Minutes before going on stage for their innagural set.....the pop folk band "Shiva's Syphillis Offspring" offer a traditional pose..
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Tug Of GWAR.
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SURVIVOR New Dehli: Shaivism VS Shaktism
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UFC 184, Oompa Loopma edition. :threadrage:
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Meanwhile in bizzaro hell...
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Wow, lots of awesome submissions on this. Many excellent examples of playing to the target audience (me), but this one literally made me laugh out loud:
Tug Of GWAR.
WINNER!
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Woot! I'll post a pic when I get home!
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Thought for sure my 'Survivor' reference would tug at Coz's heart and get me the 'W'...... :'(
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Close, for certain, as was Shiva's Syphilis Offspring.
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Shoot, I thought the Cheetos one would have taken it for sure.
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Actually, Tapout was close also. Tug of Gwar just instantly made me guffaw. Still laughing about it.
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:lol Know thy audience, right?
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Exactly. :lol
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Should have been a title of an album for them. :lol
Left work early. It's slow. Working on a picture now.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/bricks-on-bike-wtf_zpswaik4t5w.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/bricks-on-bike-wtf_zpswaik4t5w.jpg.html)
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N.E. Patriot
Kingshmegland - 110
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 60
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 17
Seattle Seahawks
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
? - 2
N.Y. Jets
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Despite trying to sneak out of the studio unnoticed.....this picture of the mixing engineer was taken shortly after the DT12 mix was completed.....giving us the answer as to why the sound is what it is......
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He don't need no education...
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A fair representation of the thoughts of the other members of Pink Floyd regarding "Roger Waters The Wall"
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Some people hide behind a figurative wall in life......Daniel hides behind an 'actual' wall.....
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She *is* a brick house. And that's a fact. Ain't holdin' nothin' back.
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Third world armored car service.
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Lance Armstrong tries to bulk up legally.
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Mike got so stoned he couldn't even ride his bike to work....
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...when you see it, you'll shit bricks.
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Tommy couldn't pedal his bike because he has a bad case of grout.....
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Three mexicans in a microbus cornholed her on the interstate last winter and barely left a mark.
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The REAL D'Brickashaw Ferguson
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I said get a rickshaw....ugh...nevermind
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Mortarcycle
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Close friends Golden Gate and Eifle are really beginning to worry about their buddy.....things have been rough since it all went down in Berlin.
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The Thing is not so Fantastic when he has a flat tire now is he?
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The fourth, lessor known Little Pig took no chances.
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Like a complete unknown... like a rolling stone
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I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings and
Things to make it look good.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/bricks-on-bike-wtf_zpswaik4t5w.jpg)
Fuck with me now wolf! Yeah that's right! Booooyeeeeee!
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Seans mother is an anit-vaxxer....subsequently he caught a bad case of 'large blocks'.....
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:lol
I think the thing that cracks me up the most is that you named him Sean.
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The REAL D'Brickashaw Ferguson
A real pushy botch and also a winner.
We all know the Jets are a 3rd world football team.
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Beer
Kingshmegland - 110
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 60
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 17
Wine
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
? - 2
Strupo
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(https://www.funnypica.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Funny-Goat-40.jpg)
Goat have fun.
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Where is Adam Sadler when you need him...
The old man's brother forgot the three-foot rope... 51-years tied to a truck with an AM radio would make anyone mad.
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MARCO......GOATO!
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There are much easier ways to get head....
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Nerf Goat. It still hurts.
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Goat does not like Jazz Hands... GOAT DOES NOT LIKE JAZZ HANDS
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You want Head Cheese... I'll give you Head Cheese.
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I'M NOT A SHEEP!!!!!
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............POP..............Goes the Goat on the Floor!
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With Passover fast approaching and a sacrifice expected.....Shem the Goat knew it was now or never to make his escape from the custody of the Rosenblum's.....
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The result of not making the bed.
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And so, this inevitably led to Rumorak's suspension from the NFL.
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Every Tuesday the goat would attack her; and every Tuesday Susan would shit the wall...
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Colt 45's new commercial totally missed they demographic.
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Why do people keep saying Tom Brady is the GOAT??
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My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Scared her so much she sharted on the wall? WTF are those stains?
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That pic is the GOAT.
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Goat does not like Jazz Hands... GOAT DOES NOT LIKE JAZZ HANDS
You get to leave the Loser's Lounge. Congrats!
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Scared her so much she sharted on the wall? WTF are those stains?
Did you read my entry??? :facepalm:
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Scared her so much she sharted on the wall? WTF are those stains?
Did you read my entry??? :facepalm:
no
:facepalm:
great minds and such?
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Scared her so much she sharted on the wall? WTF are those stains?
Did you read my entry??? :facepalm:
no
:facepalm:
great minds and such?
Great behinds stink alike :neverusethis:
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YES!! And I picked up the win from a fellow Hokie!
Goat-Milk Fudge
Kingshmegland - 110
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 60
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 17
Goat-Milk Flan
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
? - 2
vtgrad - 2
Three-day-old Goat Cheese
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(https://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo26/joshuarowland/imagesI14HEPSU_zps9671485d.jpg?t=1423678067)
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Get it together, Larry. I got the Swimsuit Issue too.
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Eat your heart out Gene Simmons.
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When animal crackers meet fruit roll ups
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I never should have done the triple dog dare.
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"I wasth stho sthure thad ifth I pulled hardth enoughth it would come offth the lamp posth..."
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Chicks dig me....because, I rarely wear underwear but when I do it's usually something sexy......
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Honey Badger ain't got :censored on this!!!!!
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Once he discovered this picture......Frank quickly figured out why his wife insisted they vacation (6) times a year at Yellowstone....and why she always brought (48) Large Jars of Jiff Peanut Butter.
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Do bears have long tongues in the woods ? :neverusethis:
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John Petrucci licked the flagpole.
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There once was a bear from Regina, whose tongue it could stuff a vagina...
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Best to watch out for Roy the day he wakes up from hibernation.
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I always hate when I get out of the dentist's office.
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You know what's finger lickin' good?................ Hikers.
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"I wasth stho sthure thad ifth I pulled hardth enoughth it would come offth the lamp posth..."
Winna, winna, frozen chicken dinna! The only endearing part of A Christmas Story for me...
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Wow, what a surprise! Thanks Vtgrad.
Pappy Van Winkle
Kingshmegland - 110
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 60
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 17
Maker's Mark
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
? - 2
vtgrad - 2
Podaar - 2
Old Crow
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(https://www.asianjoke.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/RudePunishment.jpg)
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Just before auditions for a Frank Zappa music video.
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Mail order bride Selection Pamphlet
-
Motivational Panty Drop Speaker
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That's right kids... Monday is Miliaria day! Time to take that little red pill and get ready for the ho-chi-minh two-step!
I see that two of them either refused to prepare or decided to just not wear any...
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(https://www.asianjoke.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/RudePunishment.jpg)
Ree no need ro edrucation. Ree don't need no panty hose.
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They'll never be open again.
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Zydar audition process.
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I almost typed that very same thing about 3 or 4 times, but couldn't bring myself to put it in print.
-
It wasn't a dream
-
I almost types that very same thing about 3 or 4 times, but couldn't bring myself to put it in print.
;D
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Zydar audition process.
How Zydar Got His Groove Back.
-
I almost typed that very same thing about 3 or 4 times, but couldn't bring myself to put it in print.
Seriously me too kind-of, mine was going to be "preparing for a visit from Master Zydar"... but I chickened out.
-
.....fire drill....
-
The students take time to relieve themselves from the chafing that is apparently caused by pixel clouds.
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Thursday afternoon at Dennis Rodmans house.
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"Okay, we don't have enough for everyone; so if you need a tampon, drop your panties."
-
Bonus points to Zydar for self-deprecation, but this one cracked me up.
Just before auditions for a Frank Zappa music video.
Know thy audience. TempusVox is the winna!
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Thank you! Thank you! And in honor of the snow storm outside...
BLIZZARD
Kingshmegland - 110
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 61
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 17
SNOW SQUALL
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
? - 2
vtgrad - 2
Podaar - 2
FLURRIES
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Your pic...
(https://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/pool_player68/Fun%20Stuff/IncognitoBrownie.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/pool_player68/media/Fun%20Stuff/IncognitoBrownie.jpg.html)
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The New Ferguson Mo. inspired 'winter' line from Michael Kors......
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Hi Sir....I'm your Daughters date 'Cell Block' Tommy. Would you happen to have an extra roll of duct tape....I can't find mine in my trunk, there's too many lengths of rope in there.
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It's like I don't even know Mike Tyson anymore.
-
Last time I saw that dude he had two buddies with him and was in the back of a station wagon corn holing my wife.....
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I thought blackface was considered racist.
-
Snake Eyes has really let himself go....
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American Redneck Sumo Wrestler.
-
El Chubba Nimbre is proud of his craftsmanship at Ma's trailer. Using quarter-round instead of crown molding was an artistic stroke of genius and damned economical too.
-
Lonely Hearts Club Thread v. The Strong Grip
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Marvel, continuing its trend of oversaturating the movie market with superhero films, is debuting their next work. The Masked Lumberjack, to be released in Autumn 2015, is sure to be a hit despite being a boring and non-engaging monstrosity.
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Give me yer doughnuts!
-
After being shorted a quarter yet again, Tick vowed that this would be the last time and forever transformed into the Green McAvenger.
-
Dwight Gooden has really let himself go.......
-
"Does this shirt make me look fat?"
-
The dude that shorted Tick a quarter 3 times is beefed up and out for revenge!
-
Tank thought that the NRA beanie and "Oakley's on the hair-line" look would give him some street cred with the yuppies that have taken over the neighborhood.
-
His nickname is "Frosty".
-
The perfect British soldier circa 1775. You're screwed because you can't see the whites of his eyes. Or his eyes at all.
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Hi Sir....I'm your Daughters date 'Cell Block' Tommy. Would you happen to have an extra roll of duct tape....I can't find mine in my trunk, there's too many lengths of rope in there.
There were some good ones, but this made me laugh out loud when I first read it. You're up!
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Sweet! :metal I was on a dry spell.......will post a pic later tonight!!!
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Sweet! :metal I was on a dry spell.......will post a pic later tonight!!!
Spoken like a married man.
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Sweet! :metal I was on a dry spell.......will post a pic later tonight!!!
Spoken like a married man.
Well.....it's not quite the Sahara these days but it's definately not Monsoon season either......... :lol
-
Again....... :lol
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Now that the contest is over, I just have to say. This one slayed me!
Lonely Hearts Club Thread v. The Strong Grip
:lol
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Thank you again Mr. Vox
Team Lucky Day
Kingshmegland - 110
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 61
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 52
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 17
Team Ned Nederlander
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
? - 2
vtgrad - 2
Podaar - 2
Team Dusty Bottoms
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Your Pic....
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/professional-fly-swatter.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/professional-fly-swatter.jpg.html)
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Voldefart demonstrates the use of his new Harry Potter slaying wand.
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Dude, please put the flannel and the mask back on!
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The shits about to get real in the Ukraine.
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"Yeah, I'm freeeeeeeeee! Free-Ballin'!!"
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STRRRRRIIIKE THREE!
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You, shall, not, pass!
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American Ninja
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Bug zappin' and pizza eating is what we do.
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In a surprise move, Gimple presents a deviation from the source material for season 6 of The Walking Dead, "We decided to go a different direction with Negan!"
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This guy sucks at Cosplay.
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This guy sucks at Cosplay.
That goes to show how out of touch I am...I thought he totally nailed it! :lol
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:lol
He is the Nerf Tennis Champion OF THE WORLD!!
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Kills bugs dead.
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Andy Rotgut
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The Expandables featuring bizzaro Sly Stallone
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Andy DT as you've never seen him before.....or ever!
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/professional-fly-swatter.jpg)
America Fly Sniper
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Whack-a-Mole - Morning Wood edition
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/professional-fly-swatter.jpg)
num, num, num... Warrior Pose... num, num, num
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This week on Where Are They Now, The Star Wars Kid!
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I've had two Mosquito kills as you can see with my arm bands. You wanna be next bloodsucka?!
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The newest addition to r/truemurrican's circlejerk of self-loathing
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This is what Roy wears to "beat the old lady".
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Open stance gets my junk to air out.
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King takes his annual outdoor table tennis tournament VERY seriously.
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In a surprise move, Gimple presents a deviation from the source material for season 6 of The Walking Dead, "We decided to go a different direction with Negan!"
Winna! You went for it Gregg..... :lol I like it!
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:fistpump:
Thanks, Mang!
Gotta say, though, that was another excellent entry by TheSilentHam.
Icebergs
Kingshmegland - 110
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 61
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 52
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 17
Icicles
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
Podaar - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
? - 2
vtgrad - 2
Crushed Ice
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Here's your picture. Caption away
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/4f/97/3f/4f973fa5f8feafa11a871891cd408dd2.jpg)
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Honey, put on the Little Bo Peep costume.
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The inspiration for "The Silence of the Lambs" and "Psycho". The lambs had to be silent or Mother would hear them... and that would be baaaad.
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The fabric of our lives.
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Thank God that guy doesn't own aardvarks.
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And they said no harm could come from Jim Bob practicing on the sheep.
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Cross dressing - Midwest Style
....Coupled with his 'pertty little mouth' Bobby Jim was VERY popular during the Fall Harvest......
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Al's Ghilliesheep suit. When you want to get to know the female sheep in a more intimate setting.
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Anyone care to guess where that third sheeps Nose is?
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So that's the jerk pretending to be Bigfoot.
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Typical Iowa wedding photo.
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9 months after this pic was taken the first three litters of Teletubbies were born
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Typical Iowa West Virginia wedding photo.
FTFY
It honestly reminds me of Opeth cover art... from the Deliverance/Damnation era. Maybe this guy is in his Time of Neeeeeed....
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This is my real hair! I mess this hair up if I want to!
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Al's Ghilliesheep suit. When you want to get to know the female sheep in a more intimate setting.
The ghillie suit variant was brilliant, but adding the name Al put this entry over the top! :lol
You're up, King!
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Thanks! I'll post a pic when I get home!
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/funny-pictures-redneck-six-pack_zpstefwqnp8.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/funny-pictures-redneck-six-pack_zpstefwqnp8.jpg.html)
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/funny-pictures-redneck-six-pack_zpstefwqnp8.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/funny-pictures-redneck-six-pack_zpstefwqnp8.jpg.html)
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/forumavatars/avatar_1964_1400904523.jpeg)
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Patriots
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 61
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 52
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 17
Seahawks
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
Podaar - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
? - 2
vtgrad - 2
All other crybaby fans
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/funny-pictures-redneck-six-pack_zpstefwqnp8.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/funny-pictures-redneck-six-pack_zpstefwqnp8.jpg.html)
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/forumavatars/avatar_1964_1400904523.jpeg)
:lol
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Just prior to meeting God and receiving the Commandments.....Moses had to psyche himself up a bit.......
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The Fifth 'Ninja' Turtle.....Monet.....had a falling out with Splinter and now earns a living Street Fighting in Little Rock.
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Less filling!
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Due to his unique birthmark....Jack has spent his whole life being asked to do the 'Truffle Shuffle'.......
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"I told you to shave my manly bits, and now look at what you have done!"
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One drink for man.. a giant leap for manscaping
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How not to cook ribs
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P90X is nothing but a waste of time... look at me, I drink beer at the lake and still have rock-hard abs to go with my lat tat.
Hipster dufus... look at me, am I not beautiful? George, am I beautiful?
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I got two six-packs!
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Mr. July in the Duck Dynasty calander
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*pfffraaaaaaapt*
Huh, parn'me.
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One drink for man.. a giant leap for manscaping
I would totally have that as a poster. :lol Winna!
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Thanks man! I now have hope for a six pack.
Those who saw gold and white
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 61
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 52
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 18
Those who saw black and blue
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
Podaar - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
? - 2
vtgrad - 2
Those who were too concerned about llamas to think about a dress
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And they're off...
(https://www.funnypica.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/TOP-40-Crazy-Funny-Stupid-01.jpg)
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In a town without original ideas. In a land where nothing is safe from horrible remakes and sequels...
Hollywood is proud to bring you: CONELIMBS
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Jim's mom always told him he'd grow up to be a star.
Shortly after this picture was taken a 48' tall Ninja picked up Jose and threw him....sticking him into an office building.
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Beggars can't be choosers when it comes to prosthetics in third world countries.
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The original design for the character "Patrick" from the live action Spongebob movie.
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"Well, draw me a circle and call me pentacle."
"Take that, Vitruvius!"
On his first day at The Home Depot, Noel became confused when Trevor whispered, "I'd sure like to see your starfish."
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NONE SHALL PASS!!!
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The original design for the character "Patrick" from the live action Spongebob movie.
Damn, you beat me to it!
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Why all the roads in South America suck.
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Madonna's lingerie company branches out into the uber-ritzy decorative limb replacement fashion scene.
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Where our taxes go.........
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The original design for the character "Patrick" from the live action Spongebob movie.
Damn, you beat me to it!
Yeah, I was going to go with... Spike Lee's, Sponge Bob the musical!
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VLC Media Player has crashed
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And they're off...
(https://www.funnypica.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/TOP-40-Crazy-Funny-Stupid-01.jpg)
Bob, help me, I have an itch.
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I come from Earth, a planet of outlaws. My name is Peter Quill. There's one other name you may know me by. Star-Lord.
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I come from Earth, a planet of outlaws. My name is Peter Quill. There's one other name you may know me by. Star-Lord.
Reach in my pocket. No, it's a cassette player. Really!
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I know you've never been with a girl before, but when she tells you to put on some rubber, that's not what she means.
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Allow me to introduce myself. Island. Cone E. Island.
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I have $20 that says that pic was taken on May 5th.
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DUDE. I dare you to toss that ring!
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"It's Fun to Sit in The... X - R - A - Y"
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"Sorry, sir, we are out of prosthetic limbs. But we can equip you with traffic cones. No one pays attention to the damn things anyway."
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Look at the bulge from his coner.
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And no one knew why the locals in the village called him "Cone Dick".
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You all brought it! I mangingonized over the decision "This is awful, This is awful"
But I didn't see this one coming - Winner!
"Take that, Vitruvius!"
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What goes on in this thread anyway? All I ever see in the thread title is "facial" and "NSFW".... And then it makes me think of About to Crash's avatar....
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Answer ^ manscaping 24/7
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Schweet! Thanks.
Steak & Eggs
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 61
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 52
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 18
Lox and Bagels
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Podaar - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
? - 2
vtgrad - 2
Pop-tarts and milk
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(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--U2kmMaF4--/k3zzxcnl0fnjdsj8aalb.jpg)
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I drive route 93 in NH all the time!! :lol
Alright now the joke.
CANNONBALL!!!
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I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE!
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Redneck visits the North
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Cheerleaders should not be allowed to drive.
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Driver's ED; brought to you by Tyrone Biggums. "With all this powder, you knew I was gonna put the nose in first... SHAZAM!"
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My car always dreamed of being a tree.
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Seeing there work was done......the two mexicans in the distance walk away looking for someone to cornhole........
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Ok cars, act like Sycho Sid and HBK. GO!
(https://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj141/lovesdrwho/wwf.jpg)
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Obviously that car is an 80's model that loves to breakdance.
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Like a glove.
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Pink in the seat and car in the stink.
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It will be a cold day in hell before I let you drive my car!...hmm? lets find out!
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I'm not sure why, but this one made me repeatedly crack up.
I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE!
Winner!
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Sweet ;D It's been ages since my last win.
In celebration of that, I bring you a gif to caption this round!
(https://i.imgur.com/Q1TsM62.gif)
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Score
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 61
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 52
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 32
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 18
Live Scenes
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Podaar - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
? - 2
vtgrad - 2
Chaos In Motion
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Sweet ;D It's been ages since my last win.
In celebration of that, I bring you a gif to caption this round!
(https://i.imgur.com/Q1TsM62.gif)
" eeeee...ummm......Ahhhhh, tits!"
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(https://i.imgur.com/Q1TsM62.gif)
"I am in love with the female vocalist's voice. Like... her voice is fucking sexy!" -- JayOctavarium
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"Moooooooon River"
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Your chocolate is in my...........PEANUTBUTTER!
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Exactly my mannerisms whilst experiencing oral sex for the first time.....
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The real reason that Gollum wanted his Precious returned to him.
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Exactly my mannerisms whilst experiencing oral sex for the first time.....
It tasted that bad?
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Exactly my mannerisms whilst experiencing oral sex for the first time.....
It tasted that bad?
:lol :rollin
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Exactly my mannerisms whilst experiencing oral sex for the first time.....
It tasted that bad?
Can we just give this man the win now?
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Grandma puts her teeth in.
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Stupid fat hobbit gives us diarrhea
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Lots of hilarious ones, but Tick got it with this one. I can hear Gollum say this:
" eeeee...ummm......Ahhhhh, tits!"
Congrats!
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Its been awhile! Thanks, Zydar! :metal
Post one in a bit
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Masters not slaves!
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 61
Tick - 58
gmillerdrake - 52
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 32
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 18
Live animals in cages
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Podaar - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
? - 2
vtgrad - 2
Turds in a punchbowl!
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(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated-4.jpg)
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It's a lonely world when you're in heat.
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What a day at work. First I dug up 5 bones in the yard, ate my master's shoe and then I barks for 3 hours. It's time to wind down.
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She's a FOX!
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What should we drink to?
I'd like to say a prayer and drink to world peace.
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Whose leg do I have to hump to get another drink here?
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What should we drink to?
I'd like to say a prayer and drink to world peace.
Sweet Vermouth on the rocks with a twist
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What should we drink to?
I'd like to say a prayer and drink to world peace.
Sweet Vermouth on the rocks with a twist
Sequel...Fox Hound Day?
ok....back to our regular scheduled program
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Hey barkeep, mind pulling my ears back? I think I'm gonna puke. Don't worry though, I'll clean it up... it's better the second time anyway.
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Must.....resist......cannot......hike.....leg.....on.....those.....flowers.......
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That bitch looks stuck up.
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(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated-4.jpg)
I wonder if I have squirrel breath?
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Even after an evening without a single butt sniff, Duchess still doesn't suspect that she has wandered into a gaynine bar.
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She may look clean....but she gave my buddie Fleas last week.....
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There are a lot of dogs until last call.
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Whose leg do I have to hump to get another drink here?
Sometimes when I judge a round none of the entries make me laugh and its hard to pick a winner.
That however was not the case this round! I laughed at a lot of entries, but this one really got me!
Back to you, Zydar! :tup
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Oh thanks! I got the inspiration for the quote from Brian in Family Guy.
New pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/j7HopVc.jpg)
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Frisky Friday
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 61
Tick - 58
gmillerdrake - 52
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 33
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 18
Thirsty Thursday
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Podaar - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
? - 2
vtgrad - 2
Manic Monday (ooh oh)
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Daddy said the new iPhone was a piece of shit. So this must be where it goes.
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Candy Crush Bye Bye Momma!
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Jimbo gives his first swirly.
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Oh thanks! I got the inspiration for the quote from Brian in Family Guy.
New pic:
(https://i.imgur.com/j7HopVc.jpg)
"You got chocolate in my toilet water...you got toilet water in my chocolate. its two treats in one!"
Try the new Hershey's Tidy bowl bar!
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How kids learn to "Talk Shit" these days.
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Eh, everyone knows that Apple products turn to shit whenever the newest model is released. Especially those that do not look like Apple products.
I have to hide the evidence of last night's conversation. :zydar:
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Pet Sematary targets the greatest fears of teens in this remake directed at the young demographic.
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"Ice cream, RIGHT NOW, or da phone gets it! I'm not fuckin' 'round here."
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Dad told me mom that he might as well flush his money down a toilet.
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"OH... err.. I was just cleaning it..."
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Winner!
Daddy said the new iPhone was a piece of shit. So this must be where it goes.
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Winner!
Daddy said the new iPhone was a piece of shit. So this must be where it goes.
:tup Thanks! I'll be back with an image in a few.
Images and Words
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 61
Tick - 58
gmillerdrake - 52
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 33
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 18
Awake
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Podaar - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
? - 2
vtgrad - 2
When Dream And Day Unite
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I just had to!
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/564726_4231030487080_2077501680_n_zps1pwe89f3.jpg)
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:lol
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That's my fucking blanket buddy.
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You sonofabitch, this is MY house. The fuck are you doing on my couch?
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I could grow a better beard pal.
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"Furry man, make the phone ring again. I liked the rectal vibrations."
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What kind of catnip were you on last night when you did your dance? Can I have some?
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This guy looks like he could use a golden shower
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This couch isn't big enough for the both of us.
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He could have got pussy... but instead he fell asleep..
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I just had to!
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/564726_4231030487080_2077501680_n_zps1pwe89f3.jpg)
Where's my catnip man?! Don't make me call The Cleaner.
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Your son gave me a great idea where to put this phone......
How dare you move in on MY daytime nap time.....I'm going to pi$$ on your beard
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Soul extraction in progress.
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That little troll with the tiny sword is usually here by now. Wonder if there is any 'STING' on this iPod....
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Paul, you is a werrwilf.
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Heh, its Gordon Lightfoot at home...with his cat!
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This guy looks like he could use a golden shower
WINNAH! :lol
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This guy looks like he could use a golden shower
WINNAH! :lol
Awesome! I'll post one when I can. :metal
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Yo Tick! You in lockup or something?? :biggrin:
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He's been abducted by Aliens.....they tried to beam him back down but he's requested multiple anal probes.....
:biggrin: Love ya Rich!!! :tup
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Oh shit, I pulled a King! :facepalm: :biggrin:
Posting in a minute!
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Lentils
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 61
Tick - 59
gmillerdrake - 52
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 33
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 18
Split peas
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Podaar - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
? - 2
vtgrad - 2
liquid soap
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(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated-13.jpg)
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"Shhhh, Shhhh, Trust me, My wife knows nothing about us"
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Gives a whole new meaning to the oft uttered phrase....."Yes Dear".....
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Oh shit, I pulled a King! :facepalm: :biggrin:
Posting in a minute!
You owe me $5. That's copyrighted. :lol
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You will make a wonderful pillow.
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Deer: "Someone.....anyone.....PLEASE..pretty please.....shoot me...I beg you"
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When you mention 'deer jerky' around this fella he's got a whole different idea of what you are referring to......
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"Shhhh, Shhhh, Trust me, My wife knows nothing about us"
I thought that was the wife. :lol :lol
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I'm your rutting buck... that's just my game.
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The urban doe is one of the most ellusive creatures to ever spot.....much less get it to stand still long enough to sketch a pencil portrait of to hang on your wall......
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As we continue the room-by-room tour of Xavier's school for gifted youngsters, we see some of the lesser known, lower profile members.
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In the room but not pictured is the Woodland Gerbil.....a nocturnal creature that prefers dark, tight spaces with a light musk odor to den in by day.......
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Pros: Only creature that loves otherwise completely unlovable human.
Cons: Lyme Disease, doesn't make the bed.
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(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated-13.jpg)
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMBIII, I'm hot just like an oven, I need some lovin'...
...and... BAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMBIII, I can't hold it much longer, it's gettin' stronger..and stronger..."
*just a footnote to this post; whether I win this round or not, the very instant I saw this pick Marvin Gaye immediately, and I do mean immediately, came to mind. I need help. :biggrin:
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Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom took many an unexpected twist as the show struggled to find its identity after the passing of Marlin Perkins.
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(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated-13.jpg)
Kathy Bates has hit an all time low.
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Doe nuts.
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Doe'z nuts.
FTFY :lol
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I shall name you venison.
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Oh deer.....
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"Don't leave. As soon as you put that camera down, he's gonna show me 'Louie & the Kids'!"
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that's right....you know what season it is.....it's 'shaggin' season and I'm in full rut......
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Doe season!
Cow season!
Fire!
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Deer: "Someone.....anyone.....PLEASE..pretty please.....shoot me...I beg you"
You guys really brought it hard this round!!! You made this a tough call but this one takes it. That's some funny shit! I mean a deer begging to be shot is pure money when he is being held by apparently "Pat" from SNL! :lol
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Sweet!!! Thank you Sir!
Ned Stark
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 61
Tick - 59
gmillerdrake - 53
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 33
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 18
John Snow
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Podaar - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
? - 2
vtgrad - 2
Geoffry
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Next Pic....
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/enhanced-30510-1406234058-19.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/enhanced-30510-1406234058-19.jpg.html)
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"Someone.....anyone.....PLEASE..pretty please.....shoot me...I beg you"
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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right?
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The inspiration for The Package Seinfeld episode...
"This photo clearly indicates you involvement in some ill-conceived mail-order pornography ring."
"We're not going to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable; the key word is tasteful."
"The timeless art of seduction."
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"Someone.....anyone.....PLEASE..pretty please.....shoot me...I beg you"
:rollin
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/enhanced-30510-1406234058-19.jpg)
The last living flying monkey from the Wizard of Oz still living it up from the royalties, in Jamaica
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Macaw, Macaque & McLovin
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Old Spice does it again!
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/enhanced-30510-1406234058-19.jpg)
"I may not drink beer when I'm older...but if I do it will be Dos Equis."
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/enhanced-30510-1406234058-19.jpg)
Now retired, Sean Connery spends all his time on the beach with his grandson most days.
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Macaw, Macaque & McLovin
:rollin :rollin :rollin
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Mom! Take the shot! The Viagra is wearing off!
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Electro-animal-magnetism.
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I want to get bird flu AND ebola!
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I'm sorry fellas.....especially you SilentHam because the "Macaw, Macaque & McLovin" was pretty good.......but Tempus cracked me up with this one.....
"I may not drink beer when I'm older...but if I do it will be Dos Equis."
Your up TV!!!
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:lol It's all good, thanks for the nod - Tempus' was excellent as usual. Wow 930 rounds - we are approaching 1000 rounds this iteration:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-2JGDUewDxhc/VQn6FxCKGwI/AAAAAAAAAfo/IkGXBSVXQBU/w598-h379-no/Caption20150318.jpg)
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My middle is wider than that middle.
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TMI, dude. TMI.
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lonestar my...........
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That pie chart gives me an idea...
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OH GAWD!
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Bwahahahaha!
King, Tempus, Tick, and Gary, check your inboxes.
EDIT: I am going to include lonestar as well.
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Thanks !!
The Standings:
Saul Goodman
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 62
Tick - 59
gmillerdrake - 53
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 33
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 18
Mike Ehrmantraut
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Podaar - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
? - 2
vtgrad - 2
Howard Hamlin
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Pic coming soon!!
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Bwahahahaha!
King, Tempus, Tick, and Gary, check your inboxes.
EDIT: I am going to include lonestar as well.
Very Interesting...... :tup
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It's a Pie chart... by default, I win! =P
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:lol It's all good, thanks for the nod - Tempus' was excellent as usual. Wow 930 rounds - we are approaching 1000 rounds this iteration:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-2JGDUewDxhc/VQn6FxCKGwI/AAAAAAAAAfo/IkGXBSVXQBU/w598-h379-no/Caption20150318.jpg)
It is always dangerous to have the underbelly next to kingshmegland for obvious reasons.
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Am I missing something or was Tempus supposed to post the photo not the Ham? :lol
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I'm just having fun with it. lol
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Your latest pic:
(https://i932.photobucket.com/albums/ad161/YoruZen/funny/a96805_r2.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/YoruZen/media/funny/a96805_r2.jpg.html)
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In DLR's early years, the groupies weren't as hot, but that didn't mean that they weren't getting a performance.
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We're all little Hulkamaniacs at heart......
If you're gonna come out.....might as well make it a good one.....
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If you're gonna come out.....might as well make it a good one.....
You're talking about the guy in the Hollister shirt right? :biggrin:
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??? I thought he was talking about Rosie O'Donnell and her sister in the back seat.
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Your latest pic:
(https://i932.photobucket.com/albums/ad161/YoruZen/funny/a96805_r2.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/YoruZen/media/funny/a96805_r2.jpg.html)
DISNEY BITCHES!!
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??? I thought he was talking about Rosie O'Donnell and her sister in the back seat.
Oh OK... I thought that was Carnie Wilson on the back right. My bad.
Actually, maybe the dude is singing "Hold On" and decided to do what everyone wished that Wendy Wilson would do during the video.
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The CW Network introduces 'The Fabulously Marvelous Hulk'......in an effort to corner the Gay and Lesbian superhero market.
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The moment Carl remembered that Labor day had already passed
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Your latest pic:
(https://i932.photobucket.com/albums/ad161/YoruZen/funny/a96805_r2.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/YoruZen/media/funny/a96805_r2.jpg.html)
What happens when you have too much Rock Juice.
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Your latest pic:
(https://i932.photobucket.com/albums/ad161/YoruZen/funny/a96805_r2.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/YoruZen/media/funny/a96805_r2.jpg.html)
What happens when you have too much cock Juice.
FTFY
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"In case of emergency....Use the two large floatation devices located in the seat directly behind you"
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Your latest pic:
(https://i932.photobucket.com/albums/ad161/YoruZen/funny/a96805_r2.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/YoruZen/media/funny/a96805_r2.jpg.html)
How to get metro hair. Cut off shirts not included.
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(https://i932.photobucket.com/albums/ad161/YoruZen/funny/a96805_r2.jpg)
"I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT!"
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The moment Carl remembered that Labor day had already passed
Tick...Welcome to 60 wins! Yer up!
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The moment Carl remembered that Labor day had already passed
Tick...Welcome to 60 wins! Yer up!
Awesome! I'll post one soon as I can! :tup
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The Standings:
Legendary fools
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 62
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 53
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 33
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 18
Pickle mongers
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Podaar - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
? - 2
vtgrad - 2
shoe polish
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We still need some judges to sign up in the other thread.
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Sorry for the delay
(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/6df1365315dea24829239b45bd86a11b.jpg)
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Today on Masterpiece Theater... "The Carlton" as performed by Peter Griffin.
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The pictorial guide to simultaneously rocking out and chilling out.
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I've been looking forward to a good re-make of 'SPLASH'......
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How I spend my Saturdays.
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Tonight on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, Danny Bonaduce.
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Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?
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Prior to his breakout success as Tony Soprano.....a young James Gandolphini starred in a series of B Film pornos called "The Sloppy Adventures of the 4th Smutkateer'
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A glorious recipe for water bubbles.
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Being President of the Kingshmegland Fan Club sure has its advantages.
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Being President of the Kingshmegland Fan Club sure has its advantages.
I'd replace the Alfonzo picture with an Alex Lifeson or Terry O'Reilly. :lol
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Being President of the Kingshmegland Fan Club sure has its advantages.
I'd replace the Alfonzo picture with an Alex Lifeson or Terry O'Reilly. :lol
https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51R44C5K8CL.jpg
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Being President of the Kingshmegland Fan Club sure has its advantages.
I'd replace the Alfonzo picture with an Alex Lifeson or Terry O'Reilly. :lol
https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51R44C5K8CL.jpg
Ah. I miss that fire in the B's guts.
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Milbury needs to take a shoe to Lucic's head.
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Sorry for the delay
(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/6df1365315dea24829239b45bd86a11b.jpg)
Once again wood proves how versatile it is.
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Step 1. It's just a jump to the left
Step 2. Then a step to the right
Step 3. Put your hands on your hips
Step 4 You bring your knees in tight
Step 5 But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane
Let's do the Carlton again!
Let's do the Carlton again!
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Being President of the Kingshmegland Fan Club sure has its advantages.
Winner! :tup
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I'll continue on when I get home.
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I'll continue on when I get home.
That's what she said.
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Being President of the Kingshmegland Fan Club sure has its advantages.
Winner! :tup
Next:
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Next on Buzzfeed: The Top 5 most bizarre romantic relationships of ALL TIME (Number 6 will shock you!)
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WTF people? TAC gets in the game and everyone runs and hides? ;D
Deadline is 1pm Monday!
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I've got a milkbone in my pocket for you.
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I think you got it pooch. You put your left paw in, you put your left paw out....
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MAN I LOVE DOGGY BREATH!
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Bill married a very sheltered clueless girl. When Bill said he always wanted to do it doggy style Jill loved him so much she got him a present for his birthday
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I've always been into tall bitches.
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At only 18" tall Dales greatest fear was to cross paths with a dog that liked to hump legs.
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Despite realizing he was fooled by her online picture......Allen was thrilled to finally meet his mail order bride from Yugoslavia
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Hair metal vs. prog metal. The debate rages on.
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Getting your acceptance letter from the president of the King Schmegland fan club is a proud day for any pooch.
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Being President of the Kingshmegland Fan Club sure has its advantages.
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Barry Bonds dog.
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Dancing With the Stars, France edition.
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To hump or not to hump... that is the question.
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Winner!
Despite realizing he was fooled by her online picture......Allen was thrilled to finally meet his mail order bride from Yugoslavia
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Drat. I was going to steal that one and substitute "Yugloslavia" with "West Virginia."
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Drat. I was going to steal that one and substitute "Yugloslavia" with "West Virginia."
That's like modeling your new album with your new drummer after your breakthrough album.
My head is spinning. :lol
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Why thank you TAC!! I added you to the list.....
The Standings:
Heard nor Saw no Evil
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 62
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 54
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 33
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 18
Spoke no Evil
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Podaar - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
? - 2
vtgrad - 2
Drunk the Pee of Evil Knievel
TAC, millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, splent, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Puppyonacid, Randaran, Prog Snob
Next Pic...
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/enhanced-890-1406819692-5.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/enhanced-890-1406819692-5.jpg.html)
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Proof that Hefdaddy had hair.
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The Ugliest Father Party.
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Paternity tests came back positive--both of them.
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Hate to steal this one yet again, but SO fitting...
Being President of the Kingshmegland Fan Club sure has its advantages.
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Hey guuuuuurrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllll!
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This guy's fetish is mix breeds.
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Animal Planets answer to Dancing With The Stars. Season one features Marmadukes stunt double
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"Where's ma fuckin' sweater, bitches? Don't wrap me up in some damn towel! And make it a Kwanzaa!"
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OH! Whitey don't dress me up in a ugly sweater. He be hurtin'!
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I think that Daryl's too comfortable in Alexandria now... he's domesticated himself.
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I think that Daryl's too comfortable in Alexandria now... he's domesticated himself.
you cheated!!!! you played to my weakness....... :lol Winna! You're up!!!!
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I think that Daryl's too comfortable in Alexandria now... he's domesticated himself.
you cheated!!!! you played to my weakness....... :lol Winna! You're up!!!!
Ah YES! I getting to know my audience!
Standings and new pic coming...
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The Standings:
Rick's Beard:
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 62
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 54
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 33
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 18
Daryl's Beard:
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Podaar - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
vtgrad - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
? - 2
Carl's Lack O' Beard:
TAC, millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, splent, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Puppyonacid, Randaran, Prog Snob
il quadro:
(https://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo26/joshuarowland/images4CWP96CM_zpszsiqiets.jpg)
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Yes Jimmy, animals can be retarded to. Normally their parents abandon them, like we tried to do to you.
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The look I give every time I read chaosssystem's posts.
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This week on former child star tragedies: The Taco Bell dog!
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I had that face one night back in college after a night of whiskey drinking. All i can say is never drink heavily with a group of Coal Miners who consistently call you 'sugar' all night....... :omg:
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Sarah Jessica Parker has really fallen on hard times.....
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"Those aren't pillows!"
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Jimmy just learned that his Girlfriend has Fleas!
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*sings the jingle*
"You don't have to be lonely at Farmers Only dot com"
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The moment you realize what you've just had in your mouth wasn't a carrot.....
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DTF: We know llamas.
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The aftermath of Hef telling a bitch to STFU.
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My face in three weeks when the Blues are eliminated in the first round of the Stanley Cup playoffs....yet again......
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Ted Cruz: Behind the Mask!
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(https://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo26/joshuarowland/images4CWP96CM_zpszsiqiets.jpg)
The Uruguayan Army purchased a new military transport today.
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(https://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo26/joshuarowland/images4CWP96CM_zpszsiqiets.jpg)
Salacious B. Crumbs little sister, "Cookie".
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TV, I love you for knowing who Salacious Crumb is.
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Don Knotts reincarnated
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Don Knotts reincarnated
:lol
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(https://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo26/joshuarowland/images4CWP96CM_zpszsiqiets.jpg)
This was a picture of an adorable poodle way back when this round began.......
;)
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And the most important thing, the one thing you must never forget: no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs . . . never, never feed him after midnight.
-
This Llama is just as confused as the rest of us as to why it's been (5) days and no victor chosen......?
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*sings the jingle*
"You don't have to be lonely at Farmers Only dot com"
Winner... can't get it out of my head now. :biggrin:
My apologies for the delay... out-of-town and slammed at work.
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My apologies for the delay... out-of-town and slammed at work.
I like to tease....especially when a pic is involved. ;)
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Next:
(https://images.morris.com/images/lubbock/mdControlled/cms/2009/12/30/540893739.jpg)
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My apologies for the delay... out-of-town and slammed at work.
I like to tease....especially when a pic is involved. ;)
No problem brother. :biggrin:
Caption: Got a tip for me big fella? Sure... soak those dentures overnight for that fresh clean feeling.
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First thing I thought of when I saw this picture was:
"So I'll come by and bang you same time tomorrow!"
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What I imagine when I hear the DTF fogies are having a meet up ;)
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What I imagine when I hear the DTF fogies are having a meet up ;)
:lol
Except there's no chicks!
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(https://images.morris.com/images/lubbock/mdControlled/cms/2009/12/30/540893739.jpg)
Donald Rumsfelds new job: "Rumsfeld's Kill 'Em All Pest Control; For All Your Known Known and Known Unknown Pest Control Needs"
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"Good afternoon, ma'am. Do you know Jesus? Because the second coming could happen any day now. You don't want to be on the his bad side when he returns."
In the newest hit fad, kids pretend to be geriatrics in order to laugh at bad captions.
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Happy Easter! I found the blue pill!
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Happy Easter! I found the blue pill!
:lol
To which she responds, "If you get an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, don't call the doctor..call me!"
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Happy Easter! I found the blue pill!
:lol
To which she responds, "If you get an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, don't call the doctor..call me!"
Just don't mess up our dinner time at 4 pm though! :lol
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Old Country Buffet! :metal
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Old Country Buffet! :metal
I'm not allowed there anymore. :lol
and now another caption!
The jokes on them. I just crapped myself.
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Today's Brunch conversation...loose stool and Denture Glue.
When John and Phyllis get together they love to play the game "Recall Family Members Names". It usually takes all day....
-
....so then I said, "You can buy it with your inheritance...."
The actors arrive on set for filming of the Senior Citizen porn "Sweat, Wrinkles and Cialas"
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What I imagine when I hear the DTF fogies are having a meet up ;)
Winner!!
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The Standings:
Playboy Mansion:
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 62
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 54
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 33
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 18
Red Light District:
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Podaar - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
vtgrad - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
TAC - 2
Zydars Couch:
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, splent, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Puppyonacid, Randaran, Prog Snob
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:zydarscouch:
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Thanks TAC :)
Next pic:
(https://www.snappypixels.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bad-cosplay-costume-fails-23.jpg)
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dun dun dun..
It's Napkin Man!!
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WATCH OUT FOR HIS ELMER'S GLUE RAY!!!!
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Cosplay: You suck at it.
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It looks as though Iron Man gained an extra chromosome or two.
-
Dang. Why did Fury have to call 5 minutes AFTER I blew all the suits?
-
Talk to the Hand....because my poorly crafted super hero suit ain't listening......
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I guess that answers the question to 'what does Charlie Sheen do on the fourth day of a week long cocaine bender?'
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The recession has not been kind to Tony Stark.
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Thanks TAC :)
Next pic:
(https://www.snappypixels.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bad-cosplay-costume-fails-23.jpg)
Stop! Can you help me go to the bathroom?
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Black Sabbaths answer to Eddie didn't quite go over.
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Thanks TAC :)
Next pic:
(https://www.snappypixels.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bad-cosplay-costume-fails-23.jpg)
Sammy Hagar costume from the solo days.
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:lol
And it looks like he's got a Standing Hampton!
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:lol
And it looks like he's got a Standing Hampton!
Seriously, add a curly, blond wig and a Gibson Explorer guitar and One Two Three Lock Box........ :lol
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People who post new pictures really need to pick winners in a more timely fashion. Each picture lately seems to go on for days. 24 hours folks if at all possible.
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Talk to the Hand....because my poorly crafted super hero suit ain't listening......
Winner, You're up!
Sorry for the delay!
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Talk to the Hand....because my poorly crafted super hero suit ain't listening......
Winner, You're up!
Sorry for the delay!
:tup
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Wow....thanks!
The Standings:
The Butchers
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 62
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 55
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 33
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 18
The Bakers:
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Podaar - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
vtgrad - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
TAC - 2
Those with Candle Sticks in their Rears
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, splent, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Puppyonacid, Randaran, Prog Snob
Next Pic
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/enhanced-17166-1414580414-14.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/enhanced-17166-1414580414-14.jpg.html)
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Its no surprise the physic told Namugu he was a dog in his past life.
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Me love you long time!
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Save me from that floral turkey!
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I'm not marrying you because you're too short. See? Even without my heels I'm taller than you.
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Don't change sex night....PLEEEEASE!
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Me love you long time!
:lol
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Me rove you rong time!
rix'd
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But baby pleaassee, I have so Enaaggeee!! POWWAAHHH
Had to be done... I'm sorry...
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Me rove you rong time!
rix'd
:lol Winner winner Chicken Dinner!
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Me rove you rong time!
rix'd
:lol Winner winner Chicken Dinner!
I've been in contact with Chad who insists that I give the victory to Dr. DTVT....he says he rode his coat tails on that one. So, out of respect to jingleboy I will amend my choice and award Dr. DTVT the victory but petition that when he updates the standings to credit jingleboy a "W" as well.
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Gracias jingle & Gary.
The Standings:
Colonel Kernels
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 62
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 55
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 33
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 18
Major Assholes:
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Podaar - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
vtgrad - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
TAC - 2
Private Dancers
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, splent, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Puppyonacid, Randaran, Prog Snob
Next Pic
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Picture isn't displaying???
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A blemish on Mason's ass.
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I see it just fine, and I got it from google images, so it's not something I uploaded.
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It's something you contracted. :neverusethis:
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I'm batman.
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Yea, no image for me either. When I put the link into the address bar, I get:
403 - Forbidden: Access is denied.
You do not have permission to view this directory or page using the credentials that you supplied.
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Yea, no image for me either. When I put the link into the address bar, I get:
403 - Forbidden: Access is denied.
You do not have permission to view this directory or page using the credentials that you supplied.
exactly what I got.
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I got some chemical equation to answer or I won't get to look at the picture.
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New one:
(https://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/31-goalie-fight-leaving-the-crease-dirty-sports-terms-sexual-innuendo.jpg)
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One will take a dive.
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One will take a dive.
:rollin
You can't make me go to the White House!
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I'm batman.
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All I know is Santa Claus Is a B's fan and he like violence.
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Unskinny Bop Bop
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I'll never understand Cos Play.....
-
New one:
(https://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/31-goalie-fight-leaving-the-crease-dirty-sports-terms-sexual-innuendo.jpg)
Man, figure skating has gotten a lot more intense in recent years.
-
So now we know the truth. Santa Claus is a Bruins fan!
-
Judging from this fight scene of Bumblee Bee and Star Stream it looks like the "Transformers V" Budget was greatly reduced.......
-
Those are the worst ghillie suits I've ever seen!
-
Full contact Paper,Rock, Scissors looks like fun!
-
Meanwhile, downstairs at the Mormon Tabernacle Choir...
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(https://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/31-goalie-fight-leaving-the-crease-dirty-sports-terms-sexual-innuendo.jpg)
Sesame Street hockey death match!
"B!"
"C!"
"B!"
"C!"
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(https://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/31-goalie-fight-leaving-the-crease-dirty-sports-terms-sexual-innuendo.jpg)
"Good afternoon. I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for a moment about Diabeat-us."
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Judging from this fight scene of Bumblee Bee and Star Stream it looks like the "Transformers V" Budget was greatly reduced.......
Here be your winner. Grats Gary!
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Cool! Thanks :tup
The Standings:
The Western Conference
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 62
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 56
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 33
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 18
The Eastern Conference:
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Podaar - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
vtgrad - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
TAC - 2
The KHL Laundry Staff
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, splent, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Puppyonacid, Randaran, Prog Snob
Next Pic:
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/enhanced-6670-1415212513-1.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/enhanced-6670-1415212513-1.jpg.html)
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The art of censorship has reached an all-time low.
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No man should ever wear a gown.
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A little to the right.
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This is why you should read the fine print before attending an unaccredited college.
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At least it's not a Dachshund...
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This is why you should read the fine print before attending an unaccredited college.
:lol
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At least it's not a Dachshund...
John Holmes only uses Dachshunds.
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(https://i791.photobucket.con/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/enhanced-6670-1415212513-1.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/enhanced-6670-1415212513-1.jpg.html)
Look! A Monet!
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And now from the "Bad ideas for, "Let's Make A Deal" category..."
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Scotts education cost his Dad everything but his dignity.
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Dog- "It's touching me."
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Now THATS the most interesting man in the world!
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Dog- "Are you fucking kidding me? My agent is sooooo fired"
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When fraternity pranks on other schools go too far.
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I'd like to see a couple more....will pick a winner tonight as I watch the Blues whip Minnesota......
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Dog- "That better be a diploma."
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Dog- "That better be a diploma."
:lol Winna!
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Thanks Gmill!
Next:
(https://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/article-2333813-1A140917000005DC-583_634x418-600x400.jpg)
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Thanks Gmill!
Next:
(https://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/article-2333813-1A140917000005DC-583_634x418-600x400.jpg)
Pure as snow my ass.
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'Sup.
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Two words Dad "Projectile Feces" I'll go ahead and finish cleaning this up but you have to tell Mom to lay off the ruffage....
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David Duke 1952
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(https://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/article-2333813-1A140917000005DC-583_634x418-600x400.jpg)
Photographic proof that Mickey Rooney is still alive!
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David Duke 1952
:rollin
This ain't even going 24 hours. We have a winner!
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The Standings:
The Western Conference
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 62
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 56
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 33
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 18
The Eastern Conference:
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Podaar - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
vtgrad - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
TAC - 3
The KHL Laundry Staff
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, splent, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Puppyonacid, Randaran, Prog Snob
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(https://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f29/Kayaforever1/female-bodybuilder-steroids.jpg)
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The Standings:
TAC - 2
That should be 3 for me. :)
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As for the pic, I think I'd rather fuck a guy!
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Mom?
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State Farm has finally revealed the head of it's new female-centric commercials.
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Please pass the St. Hubert's dipping sauce.
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MSNBC Still doesn't get the whole 'hot blonde' reporter thing.......
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Your typical 'That's the wrong hole' face........
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Bruce Jenner must be getting ready to compete again...
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Bruce Jenner must be getting ready to compete again...
:spitcoffee:
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Who's the bitch now?
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I don't know what that is, but I'll bet it could bench press a Mini Cooper.
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(https://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f29/Kayaforever1/female-bodybuilder-steroids.jpg)
I bet her snu snu took the selfie since her arms can't move upward anymore.
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Shirley confused Maybelene's latest ingestable cheek rouge pill with Androstenedione
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"I came here just to wreeeck your baaaaaalls!"
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She's about 17 bags of IV fluid from looking "healthy".
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She's about 17 bags of IV fluid from looking "healthy".
The last words the doctor ever said.
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On stage next at the Arnold Classic, please put your hands and welcome to the stage .... Mississippi Delta!!!!
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Her stage name is the Nutcracker.
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Even before the maid, a Terminator set romance resulted in this love child, Arnolda Hamilton.
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This real-life Bisky Krueger cosplayer went overboard in an attempt to recreate the character's true form.
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[img]https://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f29/Kayaforever1/female-bodybuilder-steroids.jpg[/
shes only known by her nickname......The Nutcracker
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(https://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f29/Kayaforever1/female-bodybuilder-steroids.jpg)
(https://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/20-do-not-want.jpg)
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WINNER!
Bruce Jenner must be getting ready to compete again...
A close second!
Your typical 'That's the wrong hole' face........
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Ah yes! When in doubt, use a Jenner joke! And I made a Caption Master spit coffee on his computer to boot...
The Standings:
Gold Metal (see the pun please, this is a music forum after all):
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 62
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 56
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 33
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 18
Silver Metal:
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Podaar - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
TAC - 3
Bristles on the push broom cleaning the puke off the track:
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The Picture in the House
(https://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo26/joshuarowland/images%202_zpse3mdolmd.jpg)
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Meanwhile, in Caerbannog....
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Betty White's vagina
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You tit. I soiled my armour, I was so scared!
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So this king returns from abroad and lines up all of his knights in a row. He asks them to drop their pants and says, now let's see who slept with my daughter.
He notices that only one of them has his dick left. He say, congratulations, what do you have to say for yourself? and the guy goes,"mfmfmfmfmfm".
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If Labrie was a rabbit
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F#
It felt so good, his eyeballs popped out.
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If Labrie was a rabbit
Crucifyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
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You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
EEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNNNAAAAAEEEEEEAAAAANANNNHHHHAHHAAAAAAEEEEEEEEAAAAAAMNNNNMNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
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(https://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo26/joshuarowland/images%202_zpse3mdolmd.jpg)
(https://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f29/Kayaforever1/female-bodybuilder-steroids.jpg)
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Klingon pocket pu$$y
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"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three
shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once
the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty
in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
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“Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!”
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“Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!”
What??
I think Kingshmegland hacked Podaar's account!
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Farmer porn
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“Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!”
What??
I think Kingshmegland hacked Podaar's account!
:getoffmylawn:
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And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number to be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
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"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three
shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once
the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty
in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number to be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
Oh, ffs, if you're just going to copy/paste from IMDB, at least check to see if someone else already did. Both of you should be disqualified. Especially since I went there first.
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No, he copied from IMDB, I copied from Wikipedia. Clearly two different things. :p
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(https://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo26/joshuarowland/images%202_zpse3mdolmd.jpg)
Jingle's reaction to people quoting movies.
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(https://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo26/joshuarowland/images%202_zpse3mdolmd.jpg)
Nick's reaction when people point out his fail.
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You tit. I soiled my armour, I was so scared!
:lol
Winner!
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“Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!”
What??
I think Kingshmegland hacked Podaar's account!
:getoffmylawn:
You both need to read Watership Down. :lol
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You tit. I soiled my armour, I was so scared!
:lol
Winner!
Thanks! "Look at the bones!"
Ministers of Silly Walks
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 62
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 56
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 33
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 18
Parrot Shoppers
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Podaar - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
TAC - 3
Mr./Ms. Neutrons
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Your Picture:
(https://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/WTF-Japonais-jeu-televise-japon.jpg)
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I always funk. No U.
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The letter 'n' doing yoga......
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Sesame Street goes Viral!
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The more U know * The less U funk
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Get rid of that not so fresh feeling with "UFUNK"!
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'u' is for 'uncertain'......as in, I am uncertain how to caption this?
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Parliament Funkadelic's new App... Ufunk Tear the roof off sucker
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Podaar put's the U in FU.
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:rollin :rollin :rollin
I couldn't figure out what the hell you guys were captioning until I refreshed my browser's cache!
Honest to god, this is what I was seeing:
(https://home.comcast.net/~gregg-townsend/funky.jpg)
Okay, reset captions...GO!
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Baby Oil - Bathe in it
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Bukkake films keep getting stranger and stranger....
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CSI: Provincetown.
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How come no one mentions my hat?
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Dude... when the Chili Peppers throw you a sock, you're not supposed to put it on
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Backstage at a Winger concert.
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When Godzilla Faps
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(https://home.comcast.net/~gregg-townsend/funky.jpg)
Dateline NBC Exclusive: "Behind the Door at the Krispy Kreme Donuts Factory"
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The only person missing is Mr. Tentacles, Japan's most prominent porn star.
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I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going.
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Asian Parliament: We put the Y in KY.
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OH GOD IT'S IN MY MOUTH!
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It's not gay if its a brothel!
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Banana hammocks and white tube sock are a faux pas in the winter!
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Dude... when the Chili Peppers throw you a sock, you're not supposed to put it on
Winna!
I kinda threw-up in my mouth a little.
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Thanks dude! Pic to follow soon.
Han Shot First
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 62
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 56
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 33
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Extra Dewbacks
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Podaar - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
TAC - 3
Nooooooooooooo!!!!!
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For your consideration:
(https://simhq.com/forum/files/usergals/2015/03/full-38624-97702-3.jpg)
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"2 stroke penalty for using droid to calculate the line!"
"Yea, so uncool, man."
"I gotta, pee."
"Someone's been using the force on this putter."
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This game is going to go on forever isn't it?
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"Listen, if that Skywalker Jackass can drop a torpedo from a speeding X-Wing Fighter into a 3 Meter wide maintenance shaft......we can certainly make this 25 foot, little right to left...probably 3 cups right.....putt?? We're Storm Troopers for God's Sake not the Sissy Imperial Guard!!"
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Putting in this gravity makes the ball go to Alderaan places.
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Have you guys found your balls yet?
We ain't found Shit!
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"I swear... if Yoda's name is on that closest-to-the-pin marker, not even the Dark Lord Sith himself is gonna stop me from breaking this putter over your heads. Every one of you needs to practice... we were only a couple of light-years in."
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Must be a "Whites Only" club.
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Maybe we should have warned the caddie that the bunker was actually a Sarlac pit??
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These are not the Titleist Pro V 1's you are looking for.
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^^^^^ :lol
and.....you're rich. I think the last balls I purchased said INTECH or some crap on them.... :lol
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Another victim of the ever-prevalent moral plague of public masturbation
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^^^^^ :lol
and.....you're rich. I think the last balls I purchased said INTECH or some crap on them.... :lol
I only know of them dreaming of hitting them. :lol
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"Who's ball is that just off the green."
"It must be Darth Fader's!"
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I bet that Skywalker guy 1 puts for 18 holes.
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"You go"
"No, you go first"
"I insist"
"No, really, it's your turn to go first"
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"I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball."
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(https://simhq.com/forum/files/usergals/2015/03/full-38624-97702-3.jpg)
The day Luke destroyed the Death Star:
"Are you guys sure they won't find out we snuck away to play golf? I've got a bad feeling about this."
"Dude, stop being so paranoid."
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It was only a matter of time after Endor was opened for development before they built their first golf course.
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"Mine won't turn on."
"Mine either."
Dude, these light sabers you got suck!"
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"Aren't you a little short (of the green) for a stormtrooper?"
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The game stalled at that point, because everyone knows stormtroopers are terrible shots.
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Some very punny entries! Zydar wins with this one!
Putting in this gravity makes the ball go to Alderaan places.
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Thanks!
Here's a pic for you folks to caption, as per the rules of this fine game.
(https://i.imgur.com/ZPonJtk.jpg)
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Jon Snow
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 62
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 56
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Joffrey Baratheon
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Podaar - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
TAC - 3
Hodor
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Little does Pluto know that this isn't the first time 'Mac' has seen a grown adult dressed in a 'furry' outfit bent over in front of his owner.......
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Its bad enough I have sweat running down the crack of my ass, and my taint is like a swamp, but now I have to smell this dogs shit breath. Fuck you Walt.
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Thanks for the hug...but, do you think you could spin around for a proper dog greeting?
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Pssst! Where's Walt's head?!
-
Pluto's great, but I'd rather sniff Uranus.
Are you fuckin' Goofy?
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"Hi real dog, can I touch your penis?"
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Love is a spice of many colors. A dizzying array of textures... and moments.
-
Really, it smells like cookies? Ah... she farted and it went down my throat!
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I go on break at 10:15.
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First your ass, then the world!
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'Hey, are you fucking blind? This isn't a real dog park!"
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Have you ever done it doggy style?
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Winner!
I go on break at 10:15.
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Thanks Zy!
Next:
(https://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/files/2015/03/pee.jpg)
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Jon Snow
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 62
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 56
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Joffrey Baratheon
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Podaar - 5
TAC-4
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Hodor
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He ate asparagus.
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How to stop the Baltimore riots.
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Hugh. So thaaaat's what's on the other side of the glory hole? Interesting
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He didn't even Undo his pants... he just... went....
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And just think, he's who you talk to when you call tech support!
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If you came here looking for a caption, urine luck!
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How beer is made in Bombay
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"I smell pee... I think it's my scarf, ew!"
"I thought it was my scarf!"
"I think it's my breath...."
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Opening scene of the Bollywood hit movie, Falling Down: Mumbai
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"OMG!!!....can you believe he wore white after Labor Day?!"
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Winner!
He ate asparagus.
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Thanks!
(https://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/yorost/Harvey_curling_zpsfsyusfim.jpg) (https://s52.photobucket.com/user/yorost/media/Harvey_curling_zpsfsyusfim.jpg.html)
Here
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 62
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 56
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
There
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Podaar - 5
TAC-4
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Somewhere
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Coming out this Christmas, Steve Harvey stars in "Black Men Can't Curl"
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We asked 100 people in the audience "What sport do I probably play in my free time?"
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Good thing he had a broom, blacks will try to steal anything.
-
WE know know ice can stop what's going on in Baltimore.
-
This recently discovered vintage picture has been retouched to show just how sinister Canadian 'Masters' were to their slaves.....just mean....
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Canadian InterRacial Porn?
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The Gold Medal winning toss in the Klan Olympics event of "Push a black guy onto the red dot".
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"God damnit, Tom! Stop reinforcing racial stereotypes!"
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Winner!
Coming out this Christmas, Steve Harvey stars in "Black Men Can't Curl"
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Awesome, thanks!
I'll post one soon!!
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Le Classement
René d'Herblay-Aramis
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 63
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 56
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Porthos du Vallon
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Podaar - 5
TAC-4
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Olivier d'Athos
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And your pic:
(https://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x37/keezasa/FAIL/10_wtf_but_funny_pictrues_2.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/keezasa/media/FAIL/10_wtf_but_funny_pictrues_2.jpg.html)
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Sug' Knight crowd surfing
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A split second earlier and it would have been been the shot of a lifetime for the photographer.
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Reports of multiple lost fingers at a local club, more at 10.
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Well at least if he falls he's already paralyzed.
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Layne's friends misunderstood when he said he wanted to "experience a Hawking."
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Well at least if he falls he's already paralyzed.
Classic example of lesson learned vs lesson identified.
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Aw man... this always happens to me when the band plays Rawhide.
Rollin, rollin, rollin
Keep them dogies rollin
Man my a$$ is swollen
RAWHIDE
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Ironic that this took place during a cover of Proud Mary
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Little Jimmy's 'Make a Wish' moment was to be just like his Father......a CEO for BP.....and 'walk all over people'.....
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Alice Cooper tosses his wheelchair out to the crowd.
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Christopher! You can't actually FLY! That was a movie you were in!
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I said 'free merchandise'........not 'miracles'........
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Alice Cooper tosses his wheelchair out to the crowd.
During the song, "Under My Wheels"
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Alice Cooper tosses his wheelchair out to the crowd.
During the song, "Under My Wheels"
:metal
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Little known fact: Christopher Reeves favorite band was Bolt Thrower.
The pic is from a both thrower concert
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The handicap seats in the venue are terrible.
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'Silver Bullet 2 : Wheelin' Over Zombies'
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Keanu Reeves let out a "Whoa".
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Little Jimmy's 'Make a Wish' moment was to be just like his Father......a CEO for BP.....and 'walk all over people'.....
This!! Winner!
Everytime I post a pic after a win, I caption it in my miiiiiiind. :biggrin:
My caption for this pic would have been : "Man, the Make-a Wish Foundation is getting to be out of control!"
:lol
Yer up Gary! Great miiiiiinds think alike. :biggrin:
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Wow! Thanks TV....there were some pretty good ones in that batch. I appreciate it :metal
Standings
Andy's Toys
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 63
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 57
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Misfit Toys
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Podaar - 5
TAC-4
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Canine Sex Toys
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And your pic:
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/rude-pets1.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/rude-pets1.jpg.html)
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Sit, Ubu, sit.
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"I've been constipated all week!"
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You are doing it wrong!
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The live-action trailer for the next Halo game.
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/rude-pets1.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/rude-pets1.jpg.html)
From another thread:
Everyone knows the back of Nick's head.
;D
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A Non-verbal explanation of the phrase A$$ Harassment found in the Urban Dictionary.
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Yes! I knew he was hiding it!!!
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Never ask a dog for a neck rub.
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Wrong thread
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Steve likes it ruff.
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/rude-pets1.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/rude-pets1.jpg.html)
From another thread:
Everyone knows the back of Nick's head.
;D
:lol
Dog farts. Knock you out cold.
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What did you EAT?
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The hangover pic you don't want to have to explain to mom.
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Your talking out of your dog's ass again.
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I don't know, doc, it started with a bump on Fido's ass...
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From another thread.
Im going to make the assumption that whatever is eaten just slowly leaks out the anus. Im sure the sphincter is clutching hard to keep whatever is in their intestines from coming out, now whether or not their bodies are actually digesting or using the food for anything is another story...
Couldn't resist. :)
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Courtesy Flush please
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"Great, I didn't bring that many poop bags!"
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Master said he wanted a better shine for his hair.
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Timmys problem with zoophilia started around the age of ten or eleven.
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I don't know, doc, it started with a bump on Fido's ass...
Winna!
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Standings
Yo mama
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 63
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 57
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Yo daddy
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Podaar - 5
TAC-4
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Yo greasy, greasy granny (from Cincinnati)
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(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/002342777/caption-this-funny-pictures-64072406541_xlarge.jpeg)
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In it's struggle to keep up with MARVEL......DC Comics introduces 'Spoonman'......a villan who tears your heart out with a spoon then eats it.....
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Francis lived a modest life.....lower middle class.....not quite born with a silver spoon in his mouth but with 57 silver spoons stuck to his torso......
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Some people just have a magnetic personality....
-
From Igor's eHarmony profile:
Loves to spoon.
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Walks With Spoons is the worst Native American name ever.
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This Middle Eastern shaming tactic is widely used when one is caught having seconds at desert before everyone has had their share.....
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Anyone have a fork?
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Yes ladies, my tongue can lick everyone of these spoons.
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He's together with your plan.
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My wi fa complain I notta in to the spooning. Hey bey ba, what you got say now?
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Can you see Channel 5 now?!
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Whosoever can lift one of these spoons shall possess the power of Thor!
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Whosoever can lift one of these spoons shall possess the power of Thor!
Whoever can get close enough to lift one of those spoons probably can't smell.
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Well, okay, yeah, you got me there.
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His brother grabbed the last Yoplait out of the fridge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGBBlC-FYLA
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I look so much better wearing sporks.
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Jello wrestling..you're doing it wrong.
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Bill Cosby's on to middle aged men now?
-
Bill Cosby's on to middle aged men now?
Yup cuz that guy is definitely drugged.
In fact:
While most people save their beer bottles, Igor kept is herion spoons.
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This is the kind of shit Alanis Morissette was talking about.
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Faithful sidekick, Chopstick Man, just off camera to the right.
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"Asuka, Asuka! Wake up! Do you have a spoon? I'm hungry, and don't want to eat this yogurt with my bare hands... *growl* Goddamnit, I did it. I had no choice. I'm so fucked up..."
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A sneak peak at Mugatu's fashion line for Zoolander 2.
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The new CW reality series, "The Worlds next great dictator"
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Here we have an example of the 'pure hatred for agreeing to play a game with your child' emotion.
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Lonestar's lover.
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After years and years of his wife complaining that the silverware didn't match, Igor finally snapped.
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Impressive, but does the silverware match the hardware?
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Who is the biggest Soundgarden fan now, bitch?
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Meh, the guy that tried knives once was cooler.
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I'm going to add a spoon every hour until a winner is announced!
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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon loved spooning even when he was still alive.
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When your friends discover a new drinking game.
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The moment before Adam Richman went too far.
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Great stuff, but the out of left field-ness of this one:
Jello wrestling..you're doing it wrong.
just struck me as damned funny.
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Thanks Coz!
Will post a pic when I get hone from work.
Next:
(https://api.ning.com/files/jp5Ziyc2MKeiepPUWQDNiPETolTolksORV8hohL*sDsQ2h-NB2OFm124ltBkOYNial0gnKt6NhsgSX3HaC-JMRLxiJEDkIMh/fishlove.jpg)
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Standings
Iron Maiden
Kingshmegland - 111
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 63
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 57
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Saxon
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
TAC-5
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Podaar - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Winger
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Warning: Thread contains Finding Dory spoilers.
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If you're ever curious as to where Caviar gets it's 'salty' taste from.....
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Image from Weird Al's new single "Upstream Girl".......
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:zydar: That's quite a set of Gills.....
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Hillbilly Tongue Fishin'
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Hmmm... Spicy... uh.... Salmon... uh... Rollllllllllllll
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Thanks Coz!
Will post a pic when I get hone from work.
Next:
(https://api.ning.com/files/jp5Ziyc2MKeiepPUWQDNiPETolTolksORV8hohL*sDsQ2h-NB2OFm124ltBkOYNial0gnKt6NhsgSX3HaC-JMRLxiJEDkIMh/fishlove.jpg)
Tom Brady inflates his fishes though.
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The Lohanlingus Simulator
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(https://api.ning.com/files/jp5Ziyc2MKeiepPUWQDNiPETolTolksORV8hohL*sDsQ2h-NB2OFm124ltBkOYNial0gnKt6NhsgSX3HaC-JMRLxiJEDkIMh/fishlove.jpg)
Tom Brady inflates his fishes though.
:lol
Winner!!
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Thanks! Pug away!
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/318e7058-689c-474d-b171-75189cbfb0d9_zpsc3rooyos.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/318e7058-689c-474d-b171-75189cbfb0d9_zpsc3rooyos.jpg.html)
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Standings
Your Momma
Kingshmegland - 112
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 63
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 57
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Your Bitches
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
TAC-5
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Podaar - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Large Marge
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Jayfromoctavarium's dog posts on DogForums.org.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/318e7058-689c-474d-b171-75189cbfb0d9_zpsc3rooyos.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/318e7058-689c-474d-b171-75189cbfb0d9_zpsc3rooyos.jpg.html)
The moment rectal seepage strikes.
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Pugsy pondered how to tell her parents of her interracial relationship.
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Sure, he's got the look down, but his cover of "Kiss from a Rose" is also top notch
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Tick.....wrong thread......this is the Caption thread not post Your Picture Thread......
:biggrin:
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/318e7058-689c-474d-b171-75189cbfb0d9_zpsc3rooyos.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/318e7058-689c-474d-b171-75189cbfb0d9_zpsc3rooyos.jpg.html)
Now, show me where he touched you...
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/318e7058-689c-474d-b171-75189cbfb0d9_zpsc3rooyos.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/318e7058-689c-474d-b171-75189cbfb0d9_zpsc3rooyos.jpg.html)
If The Usual Suspects cast were animals: "Well, Agent Kujan, the story I heard about Keyser Soze is that he had a laugh like a barking seal; and he used to doodle circles all the time all over everything. He went to Penn State and majored in Bottle Cap Design. He was a little hairy guy; and had a worried, pug-like face and deep brown eyes...."
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Busted: Smooching the picture on the fridge again.
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The fir-trapper shows Nanook his lead filled snow shoe.
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Pugsy's reminder of kicking the seal meat habit.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/318e7058-689c-474d-b171-75189cbfb0d9_zpsc3rooyos.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/318e7058-689c-474d-b171-75189cbfb0d9_zpsc3rooyos.jpg.html)
Looks like somebody got "Catfished".
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"Don't look at ME like that... you're the one that left the computer on that site. I can't type and I don't have thumbs anyway."
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I don't know. Men In Black 4 looks weird...
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/318e7058-689c-474d-b171-75189cbfb0d9_zpsc3rooyos.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/318e7058-689c-474d-b171-75189cbfb0d9_zpsc3rooyos.jpg.html)
Looks like somebody got "Catfished".
This was close but....(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/318e7058-689c-474d-b171-75189cbfb0d9_zpsc3rooyos.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/318e7058-689c-474d-b171-75189cbfb0d9_zpsc3rooyos.jpg.html)
The moment rectal seepage strikes.
This is true life. That's my diarrhea face. :lol Winner!
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I'm out of town until Monday. If the game can wait until then, great, otherwise you better pick a runner up, King. Thanks for the Victory!
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King, post a pic for Pod!
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When I get home I will.
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Here you go.
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/horny%20lightbulb_zpsk1lsawbk.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/horny%20lightbulb_zpsk1lsawbk.jpg.html)
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Standings
I've
Kingshmegland - 112
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 63
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 57
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Got
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
TAC-5
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Nothing
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Um..I can't hold it much longer.
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This way to the sex room.
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I am a lineman for the county
And I drive the main road
Searchin' in the sun for another overload
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Don't put it in the socket! Don't put it in the sock....too late.
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Premature electrocution.
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Premature electrocution.
Clever. I like it.
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2 or 3?
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This is the REAL "shocker"
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Electric butt plug.
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My head would have that reaction, too.
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I hope he has surge protection
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He is about to blow a fuse.
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Plug it in plug it in.
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That dude looks really turned on
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My head turns purple when plugging it in.
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Once you go LED you never go back....
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Seems like a nice gag at first, but it has difficulty getting turned on.
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Thanks for the assist, King.
Lots of good ones this round, but this one got me the most.
I hope he has surge protection
Winna!
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Thanks much dude!!!
Standings
Scoobies
Kingshmegland - 112
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 63
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 57
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Shaggies
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
TAC-5
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Scrappies
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Here we go:
(https://i.imgur.com/1E9tZ0y.jpg)
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Everybody else is flying unprotected.
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Now THIS is a barf bag.
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He's totally not watching porn.
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Unexpected Jihad
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How you Water board a Nerd
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Petes Grandma has knitted some funky sh%t ever since she began eating pot brownies for her glaucoma.
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How to avoid airport profiling.
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If Trojan Magnum also made hats and mittens.
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The latest "Elephant Man" loves to travel.
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I told you....Muppets are REAL!!
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It might cover it up, but it'd be more discreet just doing it openly.
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Crucial mistake, no headphones.
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Next step, a mile high enabled version.
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Claude lost so many fights in hockey, it spilled over into his everyday life.
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Claude lost so many fights in hockey, it spilled over into his everyday life.
:lol
Perfect.
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John flew home less than thrilled at how his plastic surgery went.
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How to enter the MATRIX.....circa 1957
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Hard to choose a winner as usual, but this wins. Gj Count!
He's totally not watching porn.
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Hard to choose a winner as usual, but this wins. Gj Count!
He's totally not watching porn.
Awww, I really thought I had this one. But I guess it is pretty Hockey specific.
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Thanks man!
Standings
Swan Dives
Kingshmegland - 112
Bosk1- 64
TempusVox - 63
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 57
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cannonballs
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
TAC-5
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
TheCountOfNYC- 1
Bellyflops
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, splent, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Puppyonacid, Randaran, Prog Snob
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(https://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/8/8/1344423904708/Funny-side-of-Olympic-div-001.jpg)
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Wasabi farts are a bitch
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"I should have never flown Malaysian Airlines!!"
too soon?
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In less than 2 seconds Hiroki would never forget what was meant by the term "Forced Rectal Prolapse".
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The routine was called, "Kamikaze"; but the judges all knew that it was just a good old fashioned "Cannonball".
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"Get the Lighterrrrrrrrrr!!!!!"
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How to master a Frohawk.
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If you want to give birth, you have to take the shorts off first.
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"AUTOMOBILE!"
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(https://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/8/8/1344423904708/Funny-side-of-Olympic-div-001.jpg)
How to get 6 pack abs on you stomach and your face in one easy exercise.
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I call this move "me twig n berries"
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"I should have never flown Malaysian Airlines!!"
too soon?
Nope. Winner!
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Yeah, after I read that caption I figured it was all over. :lol
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Yeah, after I read that caption I figured it was all over. :lol
Yup.
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Hey thanks. Son graduated today, relatives in town, assiduous bedlam rules the day. Will post when I come up for air again soon.
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Standings
EENEY
Kingshmegland - 112
TempusVox - 64
Bosk1- 64
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 57
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
MEENY
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
TAC-5
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
TheCountOfNYC- 1
MINY, MOE
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, splent, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Puppyonacid, Randaran, Prog Snob
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I've caught Lord Bosk and am headed for the King!!!! :metal :yarr :biggrin:
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Your latest photo:
(https://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l384/vinopuro/Mullet.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/vinopuro/media/Mullet.jpg.html)
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Man, Game Of Thrones is getting weirder every season.
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It's not the size of the man in the metal that counts, it's the size of the metal in the man.
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Photo from the set of "Twins 2: The Revenge of Meth"
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C3P0 and R2D2 have really let themselves go....
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Here we have a very rare photo of young Geddy Lee with his sidekick, metalmidgetman. A signed copy of this photo will be included with the first 40 copies of the upcoming Rush 40th anniversary concert Dvd.
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Don't feed that little guy after midnight or spill any water on him...
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Don't feed that little guy after midnight or spill any water on him...
Meet Danny Trejo's little brother.
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Kingshmegland attends the Grace Under Pressure tour.
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Kingshmegland attends the Grace Under Pressure tour.
It was a mullet and a 3/4 sleeve concert shirt sucka! :lol
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:lol
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I would like to submit a proposal for a rule change:
In the first 12 hours of the 24 hour time frame for caption submissions, you can only have one caption submission.
After the 12 hour point, you can submit as many as you want.
Any thoughts?
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I would like to submit a proposal for a rule change:
In the first 12 hours of the 24 hour time frame for caption submissions, you can only have one caption submission.
After the 12 hour point, you can submit as many as you want.
Any thoughts?
:umno:
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I would like to submit a proposal for a rule change:
In the first 12 hours of the 24 hour time frame for caption submissions, you can only have one caption submission.
After the 12 hour point, you can submit as many as you want.
Any thoughts?
:umno:
Why not?
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Of late not enough participants and not enough to pick from.
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I view every one of the pictures but I only submit an entry if I think I have something decent. I don't believe I'm the only one, so that could be why there aren't enough entries to pick from.
I understand why Eric proposed what he did, but I think it would be too much of a hassle to police.
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I view every one of the pictures but I only submit an entry if I think I have something decent. I don't believe I'm the only one, so that could be why there aren't enough entries to pick from.
I understand why Eric proposed what he did, but I think it would be too much of a hassle to police.
It would be a hassle and:
Of late not enough participants and not enough to pick from.
On top of the fact that this 'should' only be 24 hours then a winner. Sometimes a pic may go two, three....four days. I continue to post captions as long as the pic is up and tend to do the bulk of my captions right when a pic is submitted.
I don't see anything 'wrong' with the thread other than its really only a handful of folk participating.
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Gary,
I believe some of the reason we have less participants is that many of us think alike and good responses are taken pretty quickly by just a prolific few. If one doesn't continually monitor this site, the opportunity to submit an original post can pass you by in one evening. Like I said, I get why Eric made his proposal, but I just don't think that frequent visitors should be penalized and it would be impossible to monitor.
This is supposed to be a fun thread, not an opportunity for arguments.
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Gary,
I believe some of the reason we have less participants is that many of us think alike and good responses are taken pretty quickly by just a prolific few. If one doesn't continually monitor this site, the opportunity to submit an original post can pass you by in one evening. Like I said, I get why Eric made his proposal, but I just don't think that frequent visitors should be penalized and it would be impossible to monitor.
This is supposed to be a fun thread, not an opportunity for arguments.
Exactly. Except that no one is being penalized. After 12 hours, submit all you want. Just leave some of the low hanging fruit topics available for others just for the first half. I see no reason why one cant just be satisfied with one submission for the first 12 hours, especially if it will encourage more participation. I think one of the reasons participation is down is due to multiple submissions hitting popular takes on the pic.
And to say it is too difficult to monitor is not being honest. Just submit your best caption. After 12 hours post away. How difficult is that? Probable less work than coming up with 4 captions right off the bat.
If we are to encourage more participation, we should at least attempt to have a level playing field. One caption per person would solve that....but to make sure some gold isnt lost, just give everyone 12 hours before you post 4 captions.
JMO
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Sometimes I post a pic and life gets in the way. What the hell life. :lol
I get back and someone has to remind me. Old age I'll blame it on.
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But why would we have a 12 hour rule? Please explain. No offense but this sounds like the, "We should allow everyone equal chances to be a starter in X sport. Why do the best, hardest working, etc players always get to start?" argument. The rule is a max of five posts. Sometimes I got nothing. Sometimes I miss several in a row, sometimes I have 10 but can only post 5. Why do we need a 12 hour rule?
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But why would we have a 12 hour rule? Please explain. No offense but this sounds like the, "We should allow everyone equal chances to be a starter in X sport. Why do the best, hardest working, etc players always get to start?" argument. The rule is a max of five posts. Sometimes I got nothing. Sometimes I miss several in a row, sometimes I have 10 but can only post 5. Why do we need a 12 hour rule?
Well first, this isnt a "sport". It is a fun game that would benefit from more and diverse participation. The 12 hour 1 post period seemed to me like a great compromise that allows others to participate as all good caption ideas wont be slammed in by a select few. The 2nd 12 hour period allows for unlimited submissions so the overall submission count would not be hampered.
Not sure why one would be against this....
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I don't think we've ever blocked someone. Anybody can play if they want. I get that you think they read a few that are good and say "Forget it".
Me, I look to trump them.
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But why would we have a 12 hour rule? Please explain. No offense but this sounds like the, "We should allow everyone equal chances to be a starter in X sport. Why do the best, hardest working, etc players always get to start?" argument. The rule is a max of five posts. Sometimes I got nothing. Sometimes I miss several in a row, sometimes I have 10 but can only post 5. Why do we need a 12 hour rule?
That's news to me!
*goes looking for the OP*
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I can second that. 5 is the max
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I understand the rules, and I appreciate your position. I just thought this change would encourage more participation. There is a view that the competition is a bit of an insiders game. But if everyone else is happy with the game as it is then I guess it is clear what everyone thinks of my proposal.
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I wish more would play. I'm in it for the laughs. You get to think, Dammit! Why didn't I think of that! :lol
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I'm not sure what needs to be compromised on? What exactly is the problem we are trying to fix here?
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Rob HALFord
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I'm not sure what needs to be compromised on? What exactly is the problem we are trying to fix here?
Says the guy with 64 wins :lol
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Do you think it would be possible to dredge up the rules? I can't find the original post and I've only ever played along by winging it.
Okay, caption time.
"Safety first, always wear hand protection while handling plastic drumsticks."
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64. PSHAW!
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This is supposed to be a fun thread, not an opportunity for arguments.
I hope I didn't come off argumentative. I just don't think a rule change is needed. I generally throw my four or five captions out pretty quick....if the pic sits another day or two ill throw some more at it.
There is a view that the competition is a bit of an insiders game.
Could be a catch 22. The frequent winners are also the most active players. That may scare people off but I think that it's been proven that none of the 'regulars' here strictly chose each other just because they are regulars. Except the 'King' rule. His brother pays a few of us $25 a week to pic his caption at least once every three days to keep his self esteem high. Not sure how well it's working.
But seriously.....I think more participation from a broader audience would be great for the thread....I just don't know if I can promise not to fire off two or three captions off the bat when a pic is posted....that's just how I roll yo'
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But why would we have a 12 hour rule? Please explain. No offense but this sounds like the, "We should allow everyone equal chances to be a starter in X sport. Why do the best, hardest working, etc players always get to start?" argument. The rule is a max of five posts. Sometimes I got nothing. Sometimes I miss several in a row, sometimes I have 10 but can only post 5. Why do we need a 12 hour rule?
Well first, this isnt a "sport". It is a fun game that would benefit from more and diverse participation. The 12 hour 1 post period seemed to me like a great compromise that allows others to participate as all good caption ideas wont be slammed in by a select few. The 2nd 12 hour period allows for unlimited submissions so the overall submission count would not be hampered.
Not sure why one would be against this....
I know it's not a sport, I didn't say it was. I said it sounded like that, "everyone deserves a chance" argument that is more and more prevalent.
Look, if such a rule existed, I'd probably play less. Why? If I happened to catch the thread during the 12 hour window, and were limited to only one caption idea, I'd probably get bored and lose interest. Besides it would be too hard to always log on during that time.
As I mentioned, sometimes I see a pic and there is a blank slate. I just don't find it inspiring. Other times I might have one or two, which is probably what I average. Sometimes, I have five. I can post what I want and don't have to look at the time.
Anyone else can do this.
Yes, myself and others have a lot of wins. But those who do play quite a bit.
You have eleven wins, and I'd bet you don't play that often.
And posting a lot of captions doesn't mean you'll win. Last year I went nearly two months without being chosen.
And I ALWAYS pick the winner I have found to be the wittiest, funniest, or most clever. I NEVER play favorites.
I too wish more people would play, but a rule change such as this I don't think would help.
And just wait, now that summer is practically here, there a fewer and fewer people here overall.
But it's meant to be fun for everyone.
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I'm new to the game, only really starting to play in the last 6 weeks or so, and I don't see any issues with how it goes. I don't feel there is any favoritism, nor do I feel that there are caption-hogs either.
As TV says, sometimes you see a pic and ..nothing. Other times, a half dozen things pop into your mind.
Whether you win or lose, I think the point is to make funnies, and I've really enjoyed my brief time in the thread. Not sure why I waited so long to check it out.
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This is supposed to be a fun thread, not an opportunity for arguments.
I hope I didn't come off argumentative. I just don't think a rule change is needed. I generally throw my four or five captions out pretty quick....if the pic sits another day or two ill throw some more at it.
There is a view that the competition is a bit of an insiders game.
Could be a catch 22. The frequent winners are also the most active players. That may scare people off but I think that it's been proven that none of the 'regulars' here strictly chose each other just because they are regulars. Except the 'King' rule. His brother pays a few of us $25 a week to pic his caption at least once every three days to keep his self esteem high. Not sure how well it's working.
But seriously.....I think more participation from a broader audience would be great for the thread....I just don't know if I can promise not to fire off two or three captions off the bat when a pic is posted....that's just how I roll yo'
$25?! He's getting ripped off. My lines are obviously worth more. :lol
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This is supposed to be a fun thread, not an opportunity for arguments.
I hope I didn't come off argumentative. I just don't think a rule change is needed. I generally throw my four or five captions out pretty quick....if the pic sits another day or two ill throw some more at it.
Nah, you didn't. My comment was aimed at the idea of having a 'shot clock' for the thread. Sorry I didn't make that clear.
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I would like to submit a proposal for a rule change:
In the first 12 hours of the 24 hour time frame for caption submissions, you can only have one caption submission.
After the 12 hour point, you can submit as many as you want.
Any thoughts?
:umno:
Why not?
5 total, whenever they come to your brain. If you have 5, use them as they come to mind. This game isn't important enough to have waiting periods or anything like that. The purpose is to come up with good cations to make people laugh and if you have good ones right off the top of your head, go for it.
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(https://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l384/vinopuro/Mullet.jpg)
"I know it's not a sport, I didn't say it was. I said it sounded like that, "everyone deserves a chance" argument that is more and more prevalent.
Look, if such a rule existed, I'd probably play less. Why? If I happened to catch the thread during the 12 hour window, and were limited to only one caption idea, I'd probably get bored and lose interest. Besides it would be too hard to always log on during that time.
As I mentioned, sometimes I see a pic and there is a blank slate. I just don't find it inspiring. Other times I might have one or two, which is probably what I average. Sometimes, I have five. I can post what I want and don't have to look at the time.
Anyone else can do this.
Yes, myself and others have a lot of wins. But those who do play quite a bit.
You have eleven wins, and I'd bet you don't play that often.
And posting a lot of captions doesn't mean you'll win. Last year I went nearly two months without being chosen.
And I ALWAYS pick the winner I have found to be the wittiest, funniest, or most clever. I NEVER play favorites.
I too wish more people would play, but a rule change such as this I don't think would help.
And just wait, now that summer is practically here, there a fewer and fewer people here overall.
But it's meant to be fun for everyone."
:angel:
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C3P0 and R2D2 have really let themselves go....
More proof that JJ Abrams shouldn't be messing with the original Star Wars. Casting Minime in a Mullet as R2D2 is just a mistake. Sure... he can fit in the suit, but he can't act. Beep... beep... beep beep.
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I'll let this go another day to allow for more captions...so caption away!!
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:facepalm: Dang, I thought it was yellow shirt day.
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The Grandsons of Laurel and Hardy perform their new take on the old classic.....and thus far "Who's on Parole" has been a big hit.
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(https://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l384/vinopuro/Mullet.jpg)
When hot dogs and hamburgers get reincarnated.
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Rob HALFord
There were a few good ones, but this made me laugh out loud. Yer up!!
Oh, the irony! :lol
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Rob HALFord
There were a few good ones, but this made me laugh out loud. Yer up!!
Oh, the irony! :lol
Ironic indded :)
Thank you and here are the new standings.
Standings
EENEY
Kingshmegland - 112
TempusVox - 64
Bosk1- 64
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 57
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
MEENY
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
TAC-5
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
TheCountOfNYC- 1
MINY, MOE
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, splent, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Puppyonacid, Randaran, Prog Snob
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New Pic. Enjoy!
(https://www.maniacworld.com/top-ten-weird-sports-faces-5.jpg)
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Now swallow that aspirin son!
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In second thought... maybe I don't want my tonsils removed.
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I love Pez candies.
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Apparently you're not ticklish in the underarms.
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Charlie, you are out of the band.
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You can joke about a lot of things, but when you joke about KFC, you take it too far.
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In Russia, sometime you do sculpture; and sometime sculpture do you.
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"I said ONE CAPTION in the first twelve hours!"
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More evidence that wrestling is really just gay porn.
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Nobody eats my Mars bar!
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"No look like spinach, you good."
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I told you I'm a courtin' my sister right now! You sure do got a pretty mouth though. That's the truth.
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Olaf became angry when his lover refused to wear sunscreen.
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Well, shoot, no, I don't see the keys in there either...
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Unfortunate side effect #43 of having the nickname 'Zit'.......
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Where will YOU be when incontinence strikes?
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Hef, motivating Kotowboy to be more positive.
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This is what would happen if Dream Theater did a limited release of Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence on vinyl with the album art on the records.
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Chrissie... give me a schtickle of flouride.
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Olaf was a talented Physician with great promise.....however his inability to grasp the concept of the Heimlich maneuver cost him his career.......
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LESS FILLING!
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I think you ate my brain.
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World renowned Phrenologist, L'eterre Ur-hed, demonstrates his deep penetrating technique.
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Looking for the G-spot in all the wrong places
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Hefdaddy responds when told by a record executive that a new Kansas compilation is due out this summer.
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Bruce Jenner "before" photo leak.
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I have a new human and I'm gonna name him George and I'm gonna hug him and squeeze him and squeeze him and hug him.
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YOU!! GET IN MY BELLY!!!!
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Sadly, Ivan became obsessed with The Kids In The Hall...
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I love Pez candies.
WINNER!
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Thank you Eric!! I'll post a picture tonight after work!
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Thank you Eric!! I'll post a picture tonight after work on Friday!
FTFY
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Actually can someone post a picture for me. Thanks!
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Actually can someone post a picture for me. Thanks!
Sure
(https://i.imgur.com/MXpsVQV.png)
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Updated rankings:
Falcon's Knee
Kingshmegland - 113
TempusVox - 64
Bosk1- 64
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 57
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Ganon's Suicide Grab
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
TAC-5
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Shulk's Counter >:(
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, splent, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Puppyonacid, Randaran, Prog Snob, TheCountOfNYC
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It's good to see that at least someone made something of themselves after "Bill and Ted".
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The ghost of this guy:
(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/002342777/caption-this-funny-pictures-64072406541_xlarge.jpeg)
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Fork.
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After his success with Soundgarden, SpoonMan moved to Norway.
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"Say 'fork'"
"Fork"
"Spell fork."
"F-o-r-k"
"Spell it backwards."
"K-r-o-f"
"Now, what are these?"
"Forks... No!"
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I'm going to tear out your spoon with a Heart!!!
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"Hey man. You wanna buy some utensils?"
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"There is no spoon..." Neo
"That's MY LINE!" Arthur Tweedie
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The Grimm Feeder
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Scott Weiland joins Turkish black metal band Satanized...and he comes prepared.
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At the moment before his death, young Timmy finally understood his mothers warning that, there would "be consequences" for putting the utensils into the dishwasher backwards.
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Ricardo's buddies knew about his brown friends, but never really quite understood which friends he considered "red".
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At the moment before his death, young Timmy finally understood his mothers warning that, there would "be consequences" for putting the utensils into the dishwasher backwards.
:rollin
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At the moment before his death, young Timmy finally understood his mothers warning that, there would "be consequences" for putting the utensils into the dishwasher backwards.
Yeah, the imagination was great on this one. Winna!
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Hey thanks King. Much appreciated. I'm in Canada right now, and starting Monday morning will be traveling pretty much through June. I'll only be checking in only sporadically. Could someone post a pic and update the standings for me please? Thanks! Tempus
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For TV...
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/875473248f86a9dd0a548d840839911e1_zps189d59ce.jpg)
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Tick;
Did you photo shop this yourself? If so, is this a person that should be recognized in order to have a good caption?
Thx
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Tick;
Did you photo shop this yourself? If so, is this a person that should be recognized in order to have a good caption?
Thx
Nope, you should not know him. I just figured the pic could inspire some good captions
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Tick;
Did you photo shop this yourself? If so, is this a person that should be recognized in order to have a good caption?
Thx
Nope, you should not know him. I just figured the pic could inspire some good captions
Understood. Thanks!
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Sam Brown.....covering James Brown.....while doing the 'dirty' brown.
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The king of multitasking, Kayne is able to expel shit from his mouth and ass simultaneously, and then complains when he does not win awards for his performance.
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The king of multitasking, Kayne is able to expel shit from his mouth and ass simultaneously, and then complains when he does not win awards for his performance.
Yo Kanye, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but Bono had one of the best shits of all time! One of the best shits of all time!
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You know the saying...."Kayne today......Kanye tomorrow!"
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Lamar was laying down vocal tracks, but this movement was pushing his abilities.
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Some people do their best work on the can.
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Whenever Piccard couldn't find Geordi....he always knew to look on Holodeck 4, stall #7.
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Rock til ya drop....................................a deuce
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He looks like he's levitating there so I'll say "Holy Shit"
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One's gotsta knows shit befo' thay's singz bout it.
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Though pulling his pants down may not help him sing any better, I'm sure it'll help him shit better.
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Everytime Lamar tried to hit a C sharp, he had an oopsie Poopsie
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His pitch was a little Flat(ulence).
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My caption is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqgFBQJycYU
That is all.
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He sings like shit.
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This fog machine is invisible.
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Is anyone judging this round?
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Is anyone judging this round?
I posted the pick for TV. I had hoped he would pick a winner? If not I could?
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Is anyone judging this round?
I posted the pick for TV. I had hoped he would pick a winner? If not I could?
TV said he will be traveling through June so I think you will have to judge
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He sings like shit.
Winner! Sorry for the delay all. Just stopped by for a moment.
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Updated Standings
Jacket
Kingshmegland - 113
TempusVox - 65
Bosk1- 64
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 57
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Waistcoat
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
TAC-6
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Trousers
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He sings like shit.
Winner! Sorry for the delay all. Just stopped by for a moment.
If I had to judge the round that was the one I was going to chose! So, great and warped minds think alike. (I labeling myself as the warped portion of that equation) :tup
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Alright! In the Warped Minds Club!!
Will post a pic when I get home.
Thanks TV!
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New pic:
(https://www.globalwhisperer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/crocodile-pet_8.jpg)
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New pic:
(https://www.globalwhisperer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/crocodile-pet_8.jpg)
He misunderstood the term "riverbed".
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Looks like someone will be having breakfast in bed....
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Why do I always attract the shirtless?
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Here, have a Snickers. You're not you when you're hungry.
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We're off to a good start!
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Hey Helen, get the camera. And make it snappy!
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Both coconuted when going for the pick of the guitarist of Alabama Thunderpussy.
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(https://www.globalwhisperer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/crocodile-pet_8.jpg)
I love my dead gay crocodile, son.
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Someone needs to let this guy know that this isn't what wearing crocs means....
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Wakey , wakey hands off.......
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(https://www.globalwhisperer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/crocodile-pet_8.jpg)
TAC: "Hey Brent, how was your vacation?"
B5150; "What happens in Australia stays in Australia".
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I never thought that I could carry on with this lie, but I can't resist myself, no matter how hard I try...
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It's all part of my rock and roll fantasy.
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I like my gators like I like my women: wet and unconscious.
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It's all part of my rock and roll fantasy.
Here come the jesters, one by one :metal
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New pic:
(https://www.globalwhisperer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/crocodile-pet_8.jpg)
The Dead Whisperer.
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On the next episode of "I Shouldn't Be Alive" ...
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New pic:
(https://www.globalwhisperer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/crocodile-pet_8.jpg)
Still a better love story than Twilight.
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Grandma, what big teeth you have?
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No one understands me like you, Frosty
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Animal Planets new series "Jurrasic Love" takes aim at breaking the barriers and stigma of beastiality.
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Proof that alligators can't faceplant.
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93 Year Old Southern Father: "Your Mother is rolling in her grave knowing you're dating an Alligator"
Son: "She's not an Alligator, she's a Crocodile....and she just happens to be the best thing to ever happen to me!"
93 Year Old Southern Father: "Crocodile...Alligator....they all look the same to me, and act the same. You mark my words boy...she'll lure you in with kindness and then grab you by the throat and swim you to the bottom of that river and perform a death roll on you....then stuff you under a rock somewhere so the water tenderizes you."
Son: "go to Hell!"
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When tourists drink Fosters in Australia
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Proof that alligators can't faceplant.
You mean facepalm?
:p
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Here, have a Snickers. You're not you when you're hungry.
Winner!
Good stuff to choose from here. I'm going with this one.
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Updated Standings
Operation Mindcrime
Kingshmegland - 113
TempusVox - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 57
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Rage For Order
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
TAC-6
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Promised Land
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Proof that alligators can't faceplant.
You mean facepalm?
:p
Nope, but that would work too. :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/7PNb8fv.jpg)
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When I said Geoff Tate blows, I did not mean his saxophone.
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"This next song is called, Hot and Heavy"
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I dedicate this next song to TAC, it is called I Am I.
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"See that up there ...........that's your phone dude."
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Clarence, have a snickers.
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Sorry, I was gone all weekend. Busy turning my boys into bass fishermen. REALLY nice weekend.
(https://i.imgur.com/7PNb8fv.jpg)
I can see our fan base dwindling by the album.
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"I hope you like our new album..Q2Gay"
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Is that TAC?! I thought he gave up on us!
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He may not look like it in this pic....but he was a good looking roe when he was swimming around in his mothers protective shell......
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.......................
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(https://i.imgur.com/7PNb8fv.jpg)
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Is there ANYBODY listening?
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:lol
Talk about a softball lobbed by Eric. :lol
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Take Hold Of The Lame.
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Jay Beckenstein played a soprano sax on the album, but I had a tenor sax and a song to play, so... why not?
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Operation Fashioncrime
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(https://i.imgur.com/7PNb8fv.jpg)
"Somewhere along the way,
Friends I once held close
Fled the fast lane..."
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I like my pits smooooth. Smooth like my Insania.
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(https://i.imgur.com/7PNb8fv.jpg)
The real reason Tate is no longer with the band.
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"See that up there ...........that's your phone dude."
:lol Winner.
Updated Standings
Promised Land
Kingshmegland - 113
TempusVox - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 57
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Empire
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
TAC-6
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Dedicated To Chaos
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Thanks bosk1 - I was lucky enough to have a diehard Queensryche fan on the other end :lol
I am a fan of dodgy album covers , including the now very un-PC ones from the 60's and so forth.
So here you go.......
(https://s18.postimg.org/j5abb4is9/unnamed.jpg)
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Dark slacks hide everything.
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More like Peter Pose-r.
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"Vaccinate your ass with a phonograph needle"*
*No Surprise, Night In The Ruts, Aerosmith
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I'm Doctor Cooperman. I just want you to know that this won't take long. And he's going to be fine.
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That's a MAN, Man!
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Peter's peter is gonna plow that Cottontail
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So I was flicking through some old records and I came upon this one.
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I also call my penis the "Golden Guitar".
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I also call my penis the "Golden Guitar".
And oh how you strum it. ;D
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:spitcoffee:
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Like a punk rock guitarist. Done in three minutes.
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Like a punk rock guitarist. Done in three minutes.
??? There are punk rock epics?
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I also call my penis the "Golden Guitar".
And oh how you strum it. ;D
I pick and finger mine.......... :|
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Like a punk rock guitarist. Done in three minutes.
??? There are punk rock epics?
I don't know. I never get that far.
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(https://cdn.discogs.com/-31XvLoCJQe_j-_MsFXb0tDymoA=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb()/discogs-images/R-3518174-1344223197-6386.jpeg.jpg)
Featuring the hit single BUTTERFACE
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Like a punk rock guitarist. Done in three minutes.
??? There are punk rock epics?
I don't know. I never get that far.
:rollin
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For my next trick, I'm gonna pull a hat out of this rabbit.
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I bet she plays a mean skin flute
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The Axe is mightier than the Sword
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"One pill makes you larger... one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all."
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Don't let the white tail fool you daddy-o... there's a chocolate starfish under there.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUXD4WjR5JU
@:53 :omg:
:metal
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I'd finger tap that.
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Will you hold my fret board?
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Sorry M'aam....I can't play a 6 String but can certainly work my way around a G String....
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Sorry M'aam....I can't play a 6 String but can certainly work my way around with a 6 Inch....
fix'd
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Apparently there's s Canadian Exchange Rate on penis size!
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Apparently there's s Canadian Exchange Rate on penis size!
And both are made of plastic. (Inside joke with Chad)
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Sorry M'aam....I can't play a 6 String but can certainly work my way around with a 6 Inch....
fix'd
You must be rounding up.....
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Doesn't even know the color of his own guitar.
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This album was wildly known as the buttaface album.
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I heard a story once that the company printing the album artwork had a disgruntled intern replace "Guitar" with "Shower". There's a limited run of 1000 of those albums out there for the most discerning of record collectors.
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Jan was known industry wide for her natural acoustics......acoustic.....acousti....acoust.....acous....acou...aco....ac....a.......
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I wasn't aware the Baby Got Back was a cover of a classic 60's tune.
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I'd finger tap that.
Eric's initial one (before the edits) was rather blunt and had me losing my coffee- i like almost all of them (although "butterface" was a new term to me) but I will give it to king as he tickled my guitarist/ Van Halen funny bone with that one.
To be honest I was surprised we didn't get one along the lines of "world's most high maintenance guitar stand" :angel:
Over to you Your Highness
Updated Standings
Promised Land
Kingshmegland - 114
TempusVox - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 57
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Empire
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
TAC-6
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Dedicated To Chaos
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:)
I'll post a picture tonight! Thank you!
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:)
I'll post a picture tonight! Thank you!
Three days have passed and I am worried about king. If you see our king please call Crimestoppers. He was last seen with this man. :-[
(https://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww265/jingle-boy/DTF%20items/null_zps698722f8.jpg)
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Sorry guys. That's a perfect picture. He wore his Leafs sweater for breakfast.
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If you use that picture perfect. If not someone post a pic for me. Thanks!
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:lol I'm sure Chad doesn't want to be the subject .........so I'll drop another album cover and King can judge the best.
(https://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140420041911/lyricwiki/images/6/67/Michael_Sembello_-_Bossa_Nova_Hotel.jpg)
"Where's all that fucking baby oil coming from?"
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:lol I'm sure Chad doesn't want to be the subject
I'm sure he does! ;D
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The little known WHAM! E.P.
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Manowar tried to experiment in jazz, this is all that remains of the carnage that ensued.
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It's not baby oil, it's a nice salted caramel glaze.
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"It's not gay if you don't make eye contact!"
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(https://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140420041911/lyricwiki/images/6/67/Michael_Sembello_-_Bossa_Nova_Hotel.jpg)
Look, Reggie, its one of those UFO's Tick always talks about!
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Not as gay as being a Maple Leafs fan.
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Not as gay as being a Maple Leafs fan.
If I was judging this round would be over! :tup
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There are three Palm Trees in this picture....
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He's a Gayniac for sure.
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He's a Gayniac for sure.
Oh wait, I thought we were still captioning this pic.
(https://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww265/jingle-boy/DTF%20items/null_zps698722f8.jpg)
;D
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(https://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140420041911/lyricwiki/images/6/67/Michael_Sembello_-_Bossa_Nova_Hotel.jpg)
Looks like Chad gave Joe a proper Canadian Welcome in the Hotel Lobby....
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It lasted all weekend too! :lol
I'll pick a winner tonight.
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When Hall and Oats fell on tough times in the late 90's......B Rated p0rn seemed like the best solution to their financial woes.
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It lasted all weekend too! :lol
I'll pick a winner tonight.
Sounds like a weekend of Punk Rock epics!
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I'll pick a winner tonight.
By tonight, do you mean TONIGHT?? ;D
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Not as gay as being a Maple Leafs fan.
Yup. Winna! In honor of Chad. And Tim, thanks honey.
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Not as gay as being a Maple Leafs fan.
Yup. Winna! In honor of Chad. And Tim, thanks honey.
Thanks man.
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Updated Standings
Knockout punch
Kingshmegland - 114
TempusVox - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 57
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Quick jab
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
TAC-6
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
TheCountofNYC- 2
Bitch slap
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Here's your new picture:
(https://amyklarson.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/funny-hands-wallpapers.jpg)
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Fisting has now been given a new meaning
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A hairy palm fighting another hairy palm? This guy is all over himself.
-
Wonder what Justice Thomas would have to say about this union?
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(https://amyklarson.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/funny-hands-wallpapers.jpg)
:facepalm:
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Talk to the hand cuz the face ain't listening......seriously, talk to the hand.
-
You'd never need toilet paper again.....
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I SAID FIST PUMP!
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And I thought I was getting a regular hand job.
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Sign language just got way more complicated...
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Best hand puppets ever.
Fork!
Spoon!
FORK!!!!
SPOON!!!!
FOOOOOOOOORK
SPOOOOOOOOOON
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Dude, calm down, I just wanted to deliver Hamburger Helper to countless American families.
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Masturbation became much more awkward once my hands learned to talk. They would spout some nonsense about "consent" and "basic rights" ... what a bitch.
//Damn, that ended up being a LOT darker than I initially envisioned.
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Dude, calm down, I just wanted to deliver Hamburger Helper to countless American families.
Winner!
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Thanks!
Updated Standings
Lusipi
Kingshmegland - 114
TempusVox - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 57
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
KFC
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
TAC-6
Cedar redaC - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
TheCountofNYC- 2
Otai
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And the new picture!
(https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/10473726_827797047239159_7432027198852725019_n.jpg?oh=eca93f9a0f42bf19f771a7d4f6c5987e&oe=55E7E9F5)
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The kiss cam was doomed to fail at soccer matches since its inception.
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Forever more! Into the night! Blistering!
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I have seen sh%t that will turn your fave white!
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YOU NEVER WEAR WHITE TO A EVENING SOCCER GAME!
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Don Cheadle's new movie Soccer Zombie.
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Raheem receives a Red Card for Eyeing.
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After getting off work this past Friday, Justice Thomas confronts Justice Kennedy with yet another "vigorous dissent" at their weekly Friday evening soccer match.
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Crop dusted!
-
Between the idea
And the reality
Between the marriage
And the act
Falls the Shadow
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Shit. I forgot to lock my front door.
-
White Shirt: "Cocaine's a hell of a drug..."
Blue Shirt: "WHATDIDYOUSAY?"
-
That moment you realize.....it's not a fart.....
-
Come on man, at least help push it back in!
-
BABY'S GOT BACK! DAAAAYYYYMMMM!!!
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Amazing example of a body slam addition to a flop.
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DUDE....Don't.....move. There is a HUGE spider on your shoulder.....
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Melanoma!!!
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"It's just a prank, bro! Look, there's there camera!"
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Abduls wish to play professional soccer would not have come true if The Make-A-Wish Foundation hadn't finally decided that Hyperthyroidism was considered a serious disease.
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With Yellow and Red Cards not deterring infractions at an acceptable rate, the 'Pink Stick' has been introduced for the most severe fouls. Jeremy was the first player to Receive this intrusive...however effective penalty call.
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Howard Stern's favorite soccer player Beetlejuice.
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Although Ferdinand has no ties to the American Confederacy, his flag tattoo occasionally gives him a competitive advantage.
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Tim Burton's...Black soccer zombies aren't slow.
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I think his name is Iris....
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I bet he was a great pupil in school....
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"It's just a prank, bro! Look, there's there camera!"
Many good captions, but I'll give it to this one. You're up!
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Updated Standings
Dark Humor
Kingshmegland - 114
TempusVox - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 57
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Antijokes
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
TAC-6
Cedar redaC - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
TheCountofNYC - 2
Randaran - 2
Puns
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(https://i.imgur.com/eAWOe26.jpg)
In case you couldn't tell, I love dark humor *hint hint*
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Everyone's probably gonna say something about the horses, but I'm more concerned with the jackass on the bike.
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One of these things is not like the other.
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Anyone notice that his bike is black? /darkhumor
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Horses don't wear fanny packs.
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And so was born the saying "hung like a 27" Schwinn".
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Samwise on patrol... aw yeah!
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The rough draft of 'Revelations' originally called for Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse and a Sissy on a bike....but the authors thought it sounded a bit to dainty.
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Oh sure, laugh now, but my carbon footprint is drastically smaller than those methane factories. Ha!
Okay, I want a horse too...
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That cyclist could potentially be a dark horse in this race...
(it's dark humor 'cause it's got "dark" in it :neverusethis:)
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Horses do not put up with drunk driving.
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The rough draft of 'Revelations' originally called for Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse and a Sissy on a bike....but the authors thought it sounded a bit to dainty.
Nice! :lol
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"Nice bike - where do you put the batteries. AAAAAAARgggh"
(https://www.doseoffunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Bobcat-Goldthwait-Police-Academy-3.gif)
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So, it seems as though my suggestion of dark humor backfired... :lol
The rough draft of 'Revelations' originally called for Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse and a Sissy on a bike....but the authors thought it sounded a bit to dainty.
Winna!
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Oh cool! Thanks a lot!
Updated Standings
Pharoahs
Kingshmegland - 114
TempusVox - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 58
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Kings
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
TAC-6
Cedar redaC - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
TheCountofNYC - 2
Randaran - 2
Servants
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Next Pic...
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/fashion-criminals15.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/fashion-criminals15.jpg.html)
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Wonder what Rick Scarborough has to say about this guy?
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DAVID LEESQUATCH.
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What Gandalf looks like without his robe
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For now on call me, "Auntie Ted".
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Due to the success of Duck Dynasty, the guys have decided to expand their business into the fashion world. Uncle Sy's not too keen on it, but you can't argue with results.
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What? I fought in 'nam so you could have your fancy-pants interwebs. And what did I get? Accelerated leg hair growth from exposure to agent orange.
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The only things to come out of Texas are Steers and Queers....and this guy.
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What would have eventually happened to Charlie Manson if he'd never heard the song, "Helter Skelter".
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I am a fucking douchebag.
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Awesome! Winger is playing in Texas!
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A man has to air out when a man has to air out.
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Retirement has not been kind to Dogg the Bounty Hunter.
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When Fakku cleansed itself of more...controversial...material as part of its quest to become a wholesome, family friendly hentai site, it forgot to remove its extensive selection of 'old transvestites with swag'.
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The evolution of Manowars look has gotten out of control.
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Can't believe that woman had the gall to wear red shoes.
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Ned Nugent, Ted's brother, is the one they don't talk about much.
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America really is going to hell when even GWAR has to make changes to their act because of the whole equality movement.
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I bet the carpet matches the boots.
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Next on Family Channel, The Last Clydsdale.
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You put your left foot in, and you shake it all about.
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Eric lets his fashion speak his disappointment that nobody in the caption thread chose to follow his "12-hour rule."
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Retirement has not been kind to Dogg the Bounty Hunter.
Winner!!
You're Up!
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Thanks!
Updated Standings
Flirtatious wink
Kingshmegland - 114
TempusVox - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 58
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Stink eye
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
TAC-6
Cedar redaC - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
TheCountofNYC - 3
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
Twitch
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(https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/wliia/images/c/c0/Tumblr_lkslcgWl4T1qhaxy1o1_400.png/revision/latest?cb=20120829015005)
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Flirtatious wink, or stink eye? You decide.
Action!
And then she says "I just have a large throat".
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Welcome to Canada.
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And then he says "let me show you why they call it "Down Under""
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:lol The subject is a Canadian resident ,is he not? ;)
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Apparently Colin Mochrie self identifies as Bill the Cat
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The view a vagina sees just prior to penetration.....
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This man truly has the "Stink Eye".
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"Oh look McBarker, it must be one of those quaint Canadian portraits of me. Eh." Mr. Magoo
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Richard Gere makes it look a lot more comfortable...
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Welcome to Canada.
Winner!
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Welcome to Canada.
Winner!
Thanks - you just made jingle.boy's day ;D
Updated Standings
Atomic Punks
Kingshmegland - 114
TempusVox - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 58
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
On Fire
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
TAC-6
Cedar redaC - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
TheCountofNYC - 3
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Mean Street
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And another classic album cover from the 70's - it features Duane Allman on guitar.
(https://www.fotomage.com/img/fun/worst-album-covers/worst-album-covers27.jpg)
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He looks like he's really good at playing the skin flute.
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Merrie Mann do push, push in the sauna.
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The original 'snap into a slim Jim'
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How Nick Cage got his first break.
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Nobody wants to see the album fold.
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Ewww... a bonus track.
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Includes the popular anthem song.....Two Hands, Two Flutes.
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(https://www.fotomage.com/img/fun/worst-album-covers/worst-album-covers27.jpg)
Push push? Something tells me he pull pull!
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In High School Tom was voted most likely to oil up and play a flute, naked.
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Follow up to Herbie's debut, "Blow Blow".
From Herbie's Wiki page - "Herbie Mann was fictional flutist created and portrayed by American Paul Reubens. Failing in the music industry, Paul turned his efforts to comedy. He failed there too."
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There's nothing worse than finding a hair and a flute in your soup.
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Winner please....
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Includes the popular anthem song.....Two Hands, Two Flutes.
You got it........gotta wonder what that other hand is up to. ;D
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Awesome...thanks!! there were some good one's that round!
Updated Standings
Banana Hammocks
Kingshmegland - 114
TempusVox - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 59
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Briefs
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
TAC-6
Cedar redaC - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
TheCountofNYC - 3
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Dipense
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Next Pic:
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/guns-and-vacuum-cleaners.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/guns-and-vacuum-cleaners.jpg.html)
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Shay ello to ma l'il fren!
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When you don't own a Dyson, nothing makes you look tough.
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With my left hand, I'll suck your soul, and with my right hand, I'll blow you away.
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The ISIL cleaning crews are truly prepared for anything. Dust is now an infidel.
WE MUST BE RID OF THIS DIRT PLAGUE! PLEDGE IS NOT ENOUGH!
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Johnny's a "Maid Man"... dust needs to pay-up.
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We are a full service militia.
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Dirty Harry reboot
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One is legal in 49 states; one is legal in California.
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One is legal in 49 states; one is legal in California.
Arnold's son? :lol
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At least we know he'll clean up his mess.
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Cut out the middle men - Vinnie's all in one hit and clean service.
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(https://rlv.zcache.com/guns_suck_ringer_coffee_mug-r20385742a19c447cb3e068770c9a362e_x7jpm_8byvr_152.jpg)
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I'm gonna clean up this town, one way or the other.
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Gonna take a few more.....
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The Terminator Exterminator... You'll never get caught with The Termonator Exterminator. Clean up the mess before the cops get there!
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I'm gonna clean up this town, one way or the other.
:lol I love it!! Nice one! You win!
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Updated Standings
I'm Eighteen
Kingshmegland - 114
TempusVox - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 59
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Christine Sixteen
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
TAC-7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
Cedar redaC - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
TheCountofNYC - 3
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
She's Only Seventeen
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:lol
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Perfect! :clap:
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;D
Next one..NSFW!!
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1171/1465747173_07cc49e155.jpg)
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Now THERE is seven the hard way.
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Japan has decided to stop censoring its sex scenes with octopi. Instead, it turned to the giraffe, whose long neck implies a different sort of innuendo.
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You know what they say about those who have long necks...
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Wait till she gives him head. Gives "Deep Throat" a whole new meaning.
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Giraffes are very creative lovers, as demonstrated here - given that they have never even seen a dog
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Must be inter-racial animal sex - He's hung like a brutha.
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The scrapped commercial for GEICO.
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Two words....Deep Throat
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Giraffes are very creative lovers, as demonstrated here - given that they have never even seen a dog
:lol
Winner! You're up!
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:lol
Winner! You're up!
Thanks man!
Updated Standings
Thing #1
Kingshmegland - 114
TempusVox - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 59
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Thing #2
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
TAC-7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
Cedar redaC - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
TheCountofNYC - 3
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Where's My Thing?
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Next one:
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-iMfOrFtcZJ8/VayK2SB-nbI/AAAAAAAAAhU/Efcixw-5oT8/w600-h471-no/cosplay-starwars-stormtroopers-formal.jpg)
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DTF Mod meeting.
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Blob's wedding reception went down a storm.
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This year's mass shooting failed horribly when not even a single shot hit its target.
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Next one:
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-iMfOrFtcZJ8/VayK2SB-nbI/AAAAAAAAAhU/Efcixw-5oT8/w600-h471-no/cosplay-starwars-stormtroopers-formal.jpg)
Episode VII: Attack Of The Cologne.
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Principal shooting begins on the crossover with Men In Black
Fuckin hipsters ruin everything.
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These aren't the Dorks you're looking for.....
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Next one:
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-iMfOrFtcZJ8/VayK2SB-nbI/AAAAAAAAAhU/Efcixw-5oT8/w600-h471-no/cosplay-starwars-stormtroopers-formal.jpg)
Blaster, not sabered.
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The Empire sent three representatives to the ESPY's this year to accept the award for 'Most Evil Place to Work'....narrowly beating out the Yankees and Congress.
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Their suits are on point, but their aim still isn't.
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Next one:
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-iMfOrFtcZJ8/VayK2SB-nbI/AAAAAAAAAhU/Efcixw-5oT8/w600-h471-no/cosplay-starwars-stormtroopers-formal.jpg)
Metro-trooper.
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I am really craving some PEZ right now....
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Stormtroppers Union Local 103 meeting to protest the new dress code.
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Much like the German war criminals of WWII....the Imperial Storm Troopers have tried to assimilate into society after the fall of the Empire to avoid prosecution. It's a much tougher task....
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Desperately trying to prove that Star Wars is high class.
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Oh shit, it's a black tie affair.
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"Ok guys, let's just blend."
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Star Trek Conventions: You suck at them.
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Saturday Night Deathstar.
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Fans over-react to a rumor that George Lucan is dead by showing up to the convention like this.
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So many good ones this time! really. This one from King is the winner!
Saturday Night Deathstar.
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Here you go!
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/OvxMUQv_zpsgfca0588.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/OvxMUQv_zpsgfca0588.jpg.html)
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That's a helluva fence!
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"Honey, I think you left your lights on."
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After a six day bender of hoppy beers, spicy wings, and lots of bleu cheese dip, this little borough in NH was never the same after King's final trip on the throne.
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"Damn. Should have bought the boat."
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"Honey, I think you left your lights on."
Mother fucker. The bitch did!
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"Hi Mrs. Jackson....this is Bill with AT&T.....I wanted to let you know I've isolated your cable problem to some moisture in your output box"I
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Venice ghetto
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Drove my Chevy to the levee, but was on the wrong side
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And so Noah gathered one male and one female (lights on).........
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I'll tell you what this means Norm... no size limit, and screw the restrictions.
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Minecraft Physics.
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I'll pic a winner around 10 pm.
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I'll pic a winner around 10 pm.
Should be low tide by then!
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" You'll never start the car dear - it's flooded "
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"Like a good neighbour"... doesn't work in the Bronx.
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I'll pic a winner around 10 pm.
Should be low tide by then!
This is so funny that the pun works! WINNA!
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Updated Standings
Heading Out To The Highway
Kingshmegland - 115
TempusVox - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 59
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43.5
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Heading For Tomorrow
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
TAC-8
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
Cedar redaC - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
TheCountofNYC - 3
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Headed For A Heartbreak
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(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/09/article-0-166B7933000005DC-539_634x644.jpg)
The DTF Exercise Thread! ;D
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You're not supposed to caption your own thread!
Macy's shows it's pride.
Ho Ho Ho, check out the ho's
PanAm games closing ceremonies.
Boston sure knows how to throw a parade.
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Boston sure knows how to throw a parade.
I'm not sure if you are aware of the rules, but you are supposed to actually try and make it humorous. :police:
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White folks, looting the wrong way since forever.
-
Talk about a stocking stuffer.
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Is that a cellphone in your speedo or are you happy to see me?
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Let's put the X in Xmas.
-
So that's where 'Santas Little Helper' hides?
-
C'mon people let's go!!
Gonna keep it open a bit longer.
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Shortly after this photo went viral....Matt was arrested for trying to smuggle grapes from one county in to the next.....
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For some reason I'm craving muffin tops?
-
its fun to stay at the N-O-R-T-H Pole......
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Deck the halls with twigs and berries... fa la la la la....
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THERE'S A SALE AT MACY'S!!
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Ho Ho Ho, check out the ho's
Winner!
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Prince Harry
Kingshmegland - 115
TempusVox - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 59
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 45
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Freddy Prinze
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
TAC-8
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
Cedar redaC - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
TheCountofNYC - 3
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Prince Albert in a can
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And today's pic:
(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12528)
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African C-Pap machine.
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Suzy was new to the whole beastiality thing.
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Just another Monday for Debbie.
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Michelle always had a hunch her nickname of 'Peanut' would cause her problems one day...
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Concept art for the next 'Alien' sequel.
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Typical blind elephant
-
Cops are now posing as elephants in order to devour the black menace.
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"Hello ma'am. You smell lovely today."
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Ma'am, I told you to shut the hell up!
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Golf ball through a garden hose... that's nothin'! Watch this...
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And today's pic:
(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12528)
Down Periscope!
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Don't call me a hoser, Eh?
-
Don't call me a hoser, Eh?
You're supposed to caption the picture, not the person who posted it!
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Shhhhh... No more suffering, only peace.
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"Hello Mom..........are you there?" Roxy was told that she needed to make a "trunk call" home.
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I know my head is shaped like a peanut but this is ridiculous.
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You're supposed to caption the picture, not the person who posted it!
:lol
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Sucking the brains of a visitor while chewing the head off a staff member.
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Junk in the Trunk
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Shhhhh... No more suffering, only peace.
This one takes it! You're up.
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Thanks!
Birth By Sleep
Kingshmegland - 115
TempusVox - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 59
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 45
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
358/2 Days
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
TAC-8
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
TheCountofNYC - 3
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Kingdom Hearts V-Cast
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(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/TromboneShortyCarlsbergFest.jpg)
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Even an African American child's trombone is bigger than the adult white males....
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TAPS just got much more groovy
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On this boat, love is neither exciting, or new.
Kenyan TV merges retro ABC hits, The Love Boat with Fantasy Island. Results are mixed.
Keep in tune mother-fuckers!
Gary Coleman will do anything for a buck these days.
-
For 5 cents a day, you too can support a horn player.
-
Even Somalian pirates have bought into this "diversity" nonsense
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Musical accompaniment for Walter Palmer's lynch mob.
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"While you're down there..."
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I wish I could hit that high note.
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I played the Dominican National Anthem for their President and all I got was this trombone wielding child....
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They lied when they told me bitches love horns. They ain't no bitches here.
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What chu talkin' 'bout, conductor?
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"Do I make you horny baby?!"
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Not one lesson!
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Great, I gotta march in this dang parade while Kimberly is freebasing with the drummers.
-
How long do I have to hold this note before a winner is picked?
:biggrin:
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Whoops, I thought I had already picked a winner. Thanks for letting me know!
For 5 cents a day, you too can support a horn player.
He's king for a reason, you're up!
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did you PM King to let him know? King....you da winner!
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I see it! Woot! I'll post a pick when I get home.
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That was two days ago. What are you driving a team of sled dogs or something? Do we need to call the police? :biggrin:
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Crap! I forgot. I'm at work. could you post a picture for me Temp?!
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Ha! I would but I'm:traveling today and not at home myself; and on my phone. Don't have access really. :lol
Can somebody else hook King up, please?
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Ok....fire away...
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/enhanced-1987-1414585100-8.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/enhanced-1987-1414585100-8.jpg.html)
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Photographic evidence that the Duggar family ignored the warning signs of young Josh.
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"Junior photo? I swear I thought you said, "Juggalo" photo!"
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"One of these things just doesn't belong here.
One of these things just isn't the same.
Can you tell which thing just doesn't belong here?
Now it's time we play our game!"
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No one at the regional finals suspected a thing until the St. Ignatius High School Choir started their secret weapon "Death Metal" number.
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Tad, the one Osmond who never felt like he fit in.
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The Crow wasn't very popular with the ladies in high school.
-
Here we have the wild black metal fan leaving its natural habitat in search of a mate. However, due to it's unusual mating growl and low female population of it's own kind, it can only hope to find a mate by attempting to blend in with other packs. This is the result.
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Young Republican Party photo.
The first casting shoot for Glee.
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"Thank God, high school graduation is almost here! Alphabetically, I've been stuck next to this fucking weirdo since the 1st grade; and his short blonde hair makes me sick!"
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"Thank God, high school graduation is almost here! Alphabetically, I've been stuck next to this fucking weirdo since the 1st grade; and his short blonde hair makes me sick!"
Dang it Temp.....I was going to use something along those lines....it went as follows:
How embarrassing, dressing like that for a Senior photo. Doesn't he know he's going to look back years later and feel so ashamed for wearing that purple tie?
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Great minds Gary!
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Tad, the one Osmond who never felt like he fit in.
I do think know why but I lost is at this one. Winna!
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Thanks King. Been a while. Playing or winning! Safe travels this week btw.
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The Standings
Buannaiche
Kingshmegland - 116
TempusVox - 66
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 59
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 45
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
A-tlo-s-ga
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
TAC-8
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
TheCountofNYC - 3
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Cena de Pollo
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Your latest pic!
(https://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/dropbylaughing/statuesarefunny.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/dropbylaughing/media/statuesarefunny.jpg.html)
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that is one big boner....
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three days later Mike's testicles began to develop stalagtite's....one of the most common man on rock STD's
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Ancient lore claims he who can insert their fully erect, un-lubricated penis into Sheila....the Collector of Semen Goddess....and subsequently remove said erect penis without ripping it off at it's base......will be blessed with fertility and heightened sensitivity during sex.
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Have you ever noticed that pets tend to look like their owners?
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You'd have to be stoned to have sex with that guy....
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He's the modern day Medusa - anything he schtuups turns to stone. Poor kitty. At least he went with a smile on his face, and 3 inches in his ass.
Look at that blubber fly!
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This year's reenactment of Pizarro's invasion took a surprisingly symbolic turn.
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I'm stuck!
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It could be worse. He could be a dentist from Minnesota.
-
It could be worse. He could be a dentist from Minnesota.
I was trying to figure out a way to incorporate this. I tip my cap to you sir.
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Hard as a rock. Just ask.
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She didn't look like she had Limestone?
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Shoved by a ninja whilst attempting jazz hands.
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"No, no, Conrad. I asked if you'd pose with the Jaguar Totem!"
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My dick hurts.
-
It could be worse. He could be a dentist from Minnesota.
Winner!
There were some really good ones, but this one takes it.
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Thanks!
The Standings
Purple Haze
Kingshmegland - 116
TempusVox - 66
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 60
gmillerdrake - 59
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 45
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Catnip
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
TAC-8
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
TheCountofNYC - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Poison Ivy
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(https://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2010/pets/migration/001845878.jpg)
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Is it catnip or poison ivy?
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Steak now or the plant gets it!
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F#
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Cats are already pretentious, no need to also become a vegan
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me...OWWWWWWWW!
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My baloney has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R.
My baloney has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R.
Hey.. what the fuck, this isn't baloney!
That's what Jackie get's for leavin her weed out in the open again.
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Mom said no catnip unless I finished my vegetables.
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The dog pissed on this one too?! Aw hell!
-
Cats have now disguised themselves as plants in preparation for their uprising.
-
It could be worse. He could be a Lion in Zimbabwe.
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Who put this ugly ass plant on my doily? I sleep here!
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nomnomnomnom.... plastic.... nomnomnomnom
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The Catnip of today is WAY more potent than the Catnip in the 60's
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Meanwhile, back in Walt Palmer's living room...
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(https://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2010/pets/migration/001845878.jpg)
"Don't you make that Gene Simmons face at me!"
(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/17385b58f17a0e0b331d197ced900fe2.jpg)
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The Catnip of today is WAY more potent than the Catnip in the 60's
Winner!
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Thanks Sir! Awesome! Speaking of the 60's.......finally a member of the 60 win club!
The Standings
'Splosions n Stuff
Kingshmegland - 116
TempusVox - 66
Bosk1- 65
gmillerdrake - 60
Tick - 60
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 45
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Couple Pops and a Bang
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
TAC-8
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
TheCountofNYC - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Fizzle and a puff
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Next Pic!
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/EE0007B7-EC6B-4B16-946C-DF33B8E3602B.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/EE0007B7-EC6B-4B16-946C-DF33B8E3602B.jpg.html)
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I didn't choose the mullet life, the mullet life chose me.
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Nerdowar.
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Still better than the new Winery Dogs cover.
America... Fuck Yeah!
Reinhold, on the left, prefers to cover his front side, ashamed of his 3rd nipple.
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Chumpindales.
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Magic Sherman XXS.
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Audition photo's for Bangbros.
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When Dream and Gay Unite
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Chad submits a song in the Winger Round of the TAC Roulette from his favorite album.
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Never mess with a man in khakis.
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This is what happens when you take Rex-Kwon-Do
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Nicky Spanjaards family reunion.
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Gonna let this go until later tonight.....right now there are (2) that I'm torn between......
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So you don't think Billy Ray Cyrus raised the Anti-Christ... I mean, just look and what he did to his fans!
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Gonna let this go until later tonight.....right now there are (2) that I'm torn between......
I figured there was three that you were torn on. :lol
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Gonna let this go until later tonight.....right now there are (2) that I'm torn between......
I figured there was three that you were torn on. :lol
:lol
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:lol
See if you can guess where the middle one's yin-yang tattoo is located.
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:lol
See if you can guess where the middle one's yin-yang tattoo is located.
I saw the picture once and there's no way in hell I'm looking at it again! :lol
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Family pictures when your Mom's stage name is Cinnamon.
-
Chad....your Winery Dogs post was good....but ultimately this made me chuckle pretty good:
When Dream and Gay Unite
You're up Count!
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Chad....your Winery Dogs post was good....but ultimately this made me chuckle pretty good:
When Dream and Gay Unite
You're up Count!
My Nicky Spanjaards reunion was good as well. Its ok, you can admit you like it. :)
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My Nicky Spanjaards reunion was good as well. Its ok, you can admit you like it. :)
Funny stuff all around....but the Dream and Gay Unite got me......
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Thanks!
The Standings
Huggies
Kingshmegland - 116
TempusVox - 66
Bosk1- 65
gmillerdrake - 60
Tick - 60
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 45
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Pampers
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
TAC-8
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Depends
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(https://www.coloursfun.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/funny_meme_pictures_without_captions-1-290x280.jpeg)
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If I had a dollar for every time someone directed a strange remark towards me, I would have enough to fill up my oversized shit container.
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Natural Lights target demographic.
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This guy has money coming out of his wazoo.
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I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
I just shout
Tip me over and pour me out
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Family picture when your mom's stage name is Cinnamon.
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What happened to Jonathan Ke Quan after Temple of Doom.
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Point to your money maker.
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I don't drink beer often, but when I do, I choose Natural Light.
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Can't see the pic? :\
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Exotic dancer attempts to connect with the audience at the Senior Center.
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I'll repost the picture for anyone having a problem seeing it. Any captions made already still count.
(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Money_db9826_654695.jpg)
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My parents disappointment is unfathomable. Gettin' dat money tho!
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Nicki Minaj before the operation performing an early version of "Feeling Myself".
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So you think you're gonna get a piece of this $$$ ? Well that all Depends.
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That bulge in not money baby but it is money.
-
Yet another reason not to drink light beer
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Straight Outta Huggiez.
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Big Game Hunting Guides make BANK!!!!!!
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I-wouldn't-touch-this. ♫do do-do-doot, doot, doot♫
I-wouldn't-touch-this. ♫do do-do-doot, doot, doot♫
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I'm so bad I shit money!
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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me pudding in a cloud.
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The dart tournament devolved into chaos when the rules committee allowed "Baseketball" type psych-outs.
-
Empty Case of Natural Light - Seen in the background of every questionable, embarrassing....misguided picture since 1983
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Withdrawals in the front, deposits in the rear.
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Sumo Stripping is becoming quite popular in the Trans community.....
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MC Money shit
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You may have been born with a Silver Spoon in your mouth but I sh%t $20 bills yo'..........
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Party in the back, business in the front.
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Lonestar wins another roulette.
-
I have the weirdest boner right now.
Overused, but still funny
-
Gang signs just aren't as intimidating as they used to be.
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Last one I'm allowed!
The coin slot is here. Pull the lever.
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Jackson, Lincoln, Franklin, Washington, and........JOHNSON!
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Bosk, nice tan.
-
This is what TAC fantasizes about when he isn't fantasizing about Kip Winger.
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:metal :metal
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I so want to see what you wrote before you edited that.
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I so want to see what you wrote before you edited that.
Can't you just choke him with the force? :lol
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I so want to see what you wrote before you edited that.
:rollin
I bet you do! :lol
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Withdrawals in the front, deposits in the rear.
A lot of funny ones but this one takes it.
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:metal :metal
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Tim, I'm telling you about it. :lol
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:lol
New one!
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRWCZKhG9wUhX9Wir8xJyXvayGwxJ9r5hl3g8i1ZnQN-KYHr7tmew)
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The Standings
Eric Singer
Kingshmegland - 116
TempusVox - 66
Bosk1- 65
gmillerdrake - 60
Tick - 60
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 45
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric Carr
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
TAC-9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Peter Criss
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Finally, someone is getting rid of Carrot Top.
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Cross dresser walk
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Crazy bitches deserve safety too
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Have you saved a ginger today?
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Going to make a deposit.
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On safari..........a 'ranga gets a ride across a zebra crossing.
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If ever someone needed to drink a V8.
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"All of the other construction workers were catcalling her. I'm gonna take it further."
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A leaked photo from the set of Disney's new live adaptation of Brave.
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Rosie O'Donnell always requires an extra hand to change her tampon.
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Love lift us up where we belong
Where the eagles cry on a mountain high
Love lift us up where we belong
Far from the world we know, up where the clear winds blow
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In anticipation of Trumps visit to Mobile, Alabama earlier today, workers removed anyone who might have been "Mexican" from the streets.
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The snatching of puffy, curly red heads by construction workers isn't on the rise.....it's just being reported more.
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The snatching of puffy, curly red heads by construction workers isn't on the rise.....it's just being reported more.
Winnah!
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Cool! :metal Thank you Sir!
The Standings
Eldest Brother
Kingshmegland - 116
TempusVox - 66
Bosk1- 65
gmillerdrake - 61
Tick - 60
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 45
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Middle Kids
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
TAC-9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Red Headed Step Children
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Next Pic
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/fish-magnet.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/fish-magnet.jpg.html)
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Is that Manti Teo's girlfriend?
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She's got one helluva meaty snapper there.
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#squadgoals
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"Scale me like one of your French catfishes"
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This is a good place for a "Stick-Up".
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Sure smells like fish, but I'll bet it don't taste like chicken.
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Plano Texas Pornography
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I've seen some weird things in my lifetime but that rug is right up there.
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I've seen some weird things in my lifetime but that rug is right up there.
As was said every time Gladys needed to find a new OBGYN.
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They suggested she go to hardwood floors.
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"Ah, gees, Eta-Mae. Has it been six months already?"
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Mabel smelled so bad even the fish wouldn't snuggle.
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Still closer than TAC will ever get to Winger.
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When pay-day is on Friday: Catfish, Fried-potatoes and sleep nekid.
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The most popular Ashley Madison profile.
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One of these things smells like a river, and the other is a fish.
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Gladys' "Sushi and Sex" restaurant never really took off like she'd hoped.
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When you know your porn addiction has gotten way out of control.
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Still closer than TAC will ever get to Winger.
:yarr
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The real life inspiration for "The Incredible Mr. Limpet"
*yes...I went old, old school* :biggrin:
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One crawled from the ocean......
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She's got one helluva meaty snapper there.
Winna!
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Woot woot. Back on the board.
For the Money
Kingshmegland - 116
TempusVox - 66
Bosk1- 65
gmillerdrake - 61
Tick - 60
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
For the Show
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
TAC-9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Go Cat Go
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And now, let's get all political. Republicans, have at it.
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HjbAWlhzobE/VdP0a9oGF6I/AAAAAAAAXIk/M_nvrqI_1tI/s1600/CMufWVaUYAAP9xX.png)
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How would I hold Donald Trump's balls? Like this.
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And no fucks were given.
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Her response to being asked why some people think Donald Trump will be a good president.
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Hilary figures the "confused, I have no business being President vibe" worked twice for Obama....might as well give it a shot.
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"what emails?"
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I did not have classified email relations with that server.
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Caitlyn....Caitlyn....Caitlyn.....everyone knows I was the first popular transgender!!!
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And now, let's get all political. Republicans, have at it.
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HjbAWlhzobE/VdP0a9oGF6I/AAAAAAAAXIk/M_nvrqI_1tI/s1600/CMufWVaUYAAP9xX.png)
Is this what you do when praying?
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The average Canadian reaction to the statement "Canada is basically the United States".
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"How should I know how big Bill's penis is?!"
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Again with this Kevin Moore is Better than Jordan sh%t !?
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"Are you really surprised that Bill had an account with Ashley Madison?!?"
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"Bengahzi, Whitewater, Boko Haram, Travelgate, The Clinton Foundation, the Norway Embassy, Huma Abedin...Who cares?? I mean shouldn't we be talking about how Trump hates Mexicans?"
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"So the pussy hound gets the blowjob, and I'm seen as the bad person?"
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"I had no fucking idea that Dwight Gooden had 16 complete games in 1985."
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"How was I supposed to know Obama's real birth certificate was stored on that server?"
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"I ain't even mad, bro."
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"How was I supposed to know Obama's real birth certificate was stored on that server?"
Oh man if I was judging this would have been over.
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"How was I supposed to know Obama's real birth certificate was stored on that server?"
Oh man if I was judging this would have been over.
I'd pick any one of Temp's......all pretty funny!
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Yeah, there were a lot of good ones here, but this was an instant one-punch knockout. I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard.
How would I hold Donald Trump's balls? Like this.
Load up another one, Tim.
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"This is the Big One!"
Kingshmegland - 116
TempusVox - 66
Bosk1- 65
gmillerdrake - 61
Tick - 60
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
"How'd you like five across your lip?"
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
TAC - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
"You big dummy"
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New one!
(https://www.tntmagazine.com/image.php/media/content/_master/51611/images/russians-gold-medal-winning-4x400m-relay-team-exchanges-kisses-on-the-podium.jpg?file=media%2Fcontent%2F_master%2F51611%2Fimages%2Frussians-gold-medal-winning-4x400m-relay-team-exchanges-kisses-on-the-podium.jpg&width=450)
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Suddenly I have a hankering for some Double Mint Gum?
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Switzerland took Gold in the World Lesbian Championships earlier today.
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This is what I always imagine atop my 'podium'
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They may be the champions, but the people in attendance were the real winners that day.
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Watching on tv from the VFW Hall, the entire town of Elk Grove, Montana was simultaneously elated and stunned after it's hometown heroine won the Gold medal at the games.
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Stronger, harder, harder........sorry that's the Olympics isn't it?
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For Brooke, "can I borrow your chapstick" took on a whole new meaning.
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Tom Johnson, the Judge from the United States......was taken to the ER due to a right forearm cramp, massive dehydration.....and subsequently billed for the used of (8) boxes of Kleenex.
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Gods way of saying, "sorry" for fat chicks.
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"Here, try this gum."
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Russian entrants, Natalya and Oksana, celebrate victory at the International Canjoined Twins Games.
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Since when did Scissors become an official sport?
Why men watch women's beach volleyball, reason #7.
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If you think this is something, you should see how they pass the baton.
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Insert Joe There!
2 girl 69 bobsled team.
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Gods way of saying, "sorry" for fat chicks.
Winnah!
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This one absolutely slayed me.
If you think this is something, you should see how they pass the baton.
:rollin
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Eenie
Kingshmegland - 116
TempusVox - 67
Bosk1- 65
gmillerdrake - 61
Tick - 60
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Meenie
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
TAC - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Miney-Moe
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Since it's back to school time...
(https://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww354/Artlair/Random/2101.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/Artlair/media/Random/2101.jpg.html)
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Ginny-May said told me if I could fit my head thru here, I could get my fingers wet. Totally worth it.
Miss Kerr's fourth grade adaptation of Bobby Knight's career did go quite as planned for Bobby.
Ima gonna shove one of these legs up yo ass if you don't put that phone down
Training to be the white Beetlejuice.
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Apparently this kid had his head up his ass when he sat down.
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Day One lesson: How to use the chair.
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This kid watched too many "The Tick" episodes.
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Thanks Obama...
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"First day at a new school. Time for a fresh start...aaaaaaaand I'm gonna be made fun of forever."
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Little do they know that "Little" Bobby did this just to get the free sucker
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This kid is an asshat.
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This isn't the first time Jim Bob stood behind an eight year old boy holding a hacksaw and told him to be still.....
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The "No Child Left Behind" Act at its worst.
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But it's Jenny's seat Principal Smith!!
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Apparently this kid had his head up his ass when he sat down.
Winner! Lost it on this one! You're up!
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Thanks Temp!!
Brady
Kingshmegland - 116
TempusVox - 67
Bosk1- 65
gmillerdrake - 61
Tick - 60
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Gronk
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
TAC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Goodell
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(https://www.reluctantgourmet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/chef-todd-mohr.jpg)
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"And poof! There goes flavour-town."
He's no cheffy-poo.
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Served with a side of Rolaids.
I went out to dinner tonight and saw an old flame.
Wischishire? I thought you said "I wish there was fire".....
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School lunches just keep getting worse and worse.
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The last flame thrower I saw like this was back in 1985.....
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LEMEE SHOW YA SOMETHING!
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They asked why, I asked why not.
"No, I don't want to hear your new mixtape. "
Lonestar in his school days.
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"Yorn desh born der ritt de gitt der gue! Herty der flerty floopin...Bork, Bork, Bork!"
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The first Hannibal Lecter casting call didn't really work out that well
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Secrets of the kitchen at a Holiday Inn Express - the Chef's don't stay there.
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What happens at the Waffle House stays at the Waffle House.
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Giuseppe would cover all of his kitchen mistakes in a "special sauce"....Giuseppe made a lot of kitchen mistakes.
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Some Pastor's take the Bible literally and handle venomous snakes and drink poison. Pictured here, Pr. Rick's literal translation of Proverbs 25:22 "In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head,and the Lord will reward you." is about to really test the newest member of his congregations Faith.
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This is how I make my "blackened" chicken.
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TAC demonstrates the proper use of the Foxtrot album sent to him in his roulette: "Supper's Ready".
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TAC demonstrates the proper use of the Foxtrot album sent to him in his roulette: "Supper's Ready".
Hell YES!!
But I'm going with this for the winner!
"Yorn desh born der ritt de gitt der gue! Herty der flerty floopin...Bork, Bork, Bork!"
After reading this, I took one look at the chef's face and :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/bMaQH.jpg)
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Thanks
I'll try and get to one in the afternoon tomorrow. In Chicago right now.
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WTF? Chicago doesn't have pictures?? ;D
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WTF? Chicago doesn't have pictures?? ;D
No...too windy. :(
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Great
Kingshmegland - 116
TempusVox - 68
Bosk1- 65
gmillerdrake - 61
Tick - 60
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Good
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
TAC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Kentucky Clerk of Courts
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Your next pic... Also as an FYI. I just got home from Chicago about 40 minutes ago, and am leaving at 4 AM to go fishing in Quebec. I will be in the wilderness until Tuesday, and therefore will be unavailable to judge until then. Keep those captions coming however, and have a great Labor Day Weekend for those here in the states. Stay safe DTF.
(https://i986.photobucket.com/albums/ae349/DarkKitchen/funny/1275895586299.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/DarkKitchen/media/funny/1275895586299.jpg.html)
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I know it's probably against the rules to use another pic to caption but it was the first thing that came to mind......... :P
Before Jenny Craig
(https://i986.photobucket.com/albums/ae349/DarkKitchen/funny/1275895586299.jpg)
After Jenny Craig
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRWCZKhG9wUhX9Wir8xJyXvayGwxJ9r5hl3g8i1ZnQN-KYHr7tmew)
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I despise Rosie O'Donnell.
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Chad with hair.
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Chad with hair.
(https://replygif.net/i/776.gif)
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(https://i986.photobucket.com/albums/ae349/DarkKitchen/funny/1275895586299.jpg)
Nicky Spanjaards has really let himself go!
New selfie promo photo for his new album... When Dream and Off Key Unite!
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There's not a Bear Claw that is safe within 60 square miles.....
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Black Jack Mulligan has nothing on me.
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First day with new belt.
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With his new Farmers Only account confirmed, Chester works on the perfect profile pic.
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This kid is into wild bush.
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Jonah Hill's pre-weight loss photo.
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I apologize in advanced for my next caption as it is very mean spirited.
Looks like someone ate some extra chromosomes for breakfast.
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Can you believe he took a selfie with only 8 megapixels?!
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What's that? It's Pat.....
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Nicky Spanjaards has really let himself go!
Shame on you Tick!!
Winner!!
:biggrin:
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Nicky Spanjaards has really let himself go!
Shame on you Tick!!
Winner!!
:biggrin:
I'm not proud, I'LL TAKE IT! :metal
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Tick and friends
Kingshmegland - 116
TempusVox - 68
Bosk1- 65
gmillerdrake - 61
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Beef its whats for dinner!
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
TAC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Underwood deviled ham
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Its been too long! Here ya go!
(https://c2.thejournal.ie/media/2013/10/soccer-barclays-premier-league-chelsea-v-manchester-city-stamford-bridge-13-630x384.jpg)
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Millennial Rangers fans.
The Wave: Level - you suck at it.
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Raise both hands if you've never touched a boob....
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The Phantoms of the park.
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The Death Rock Scene gets its first Boy Band...."Testicular Secretions", seen here attending a community college Volleyball game for their first tee shirt giveaway.
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The Prequal to Mork and Mindy is set to air on FX this fall.
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"Raise your hands if you're here to audition for the remake of "Beneath the Planet of the Apes".
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Raise both hands if you've never touched a boob....
Winner! Truth! :tup
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Raise both hands if you've never touched a boob....
Winner! Truth! :tup
Ah....Cool! thank you kind Sir! I'll update and post a new pic tonight
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Thanks Again Rich......
All the Kings Men
Kingshmegland - 116
TempusVox - 68
Bosk1- 65
gmillerdrake - 62
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
All the Kings Horses
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
TAC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
The shattered pieces of Humpty Dumpty
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Next Pic:
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/nonsense5.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/nonsense5.jpg.html)
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I'll have the fish thank you.
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What happens when Petrucci caters your wedding.
Mork and Mindy remake.
That wedding planner sure did a great job to get anatomically correct foul for the bride and groom.
My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the tiiiiiiiiime!
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And people say that chickens can't fly...
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Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them (to guests at the reception).
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Throwing rice is so passe.
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Don't you hate when your praising Jesus at a non denominational wedding and raw chicken starts falling from the sky. I blame Chic-fil-a.
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Lucky they got the chicken and not the beef.
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It's obvious these chickens didn't get married in Kentucky.
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The best way to avoid fowl play during the wedding night.
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Quick, someone grab her breasts.
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Quick, someone grab her breasts.
I'm more of a thigh guy.
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Mork and Mindy remake.
:rollin
Holy shit, what does it say about me that this was the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic. :lol
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Mork and Mindy remake.
:rollin
Holy shit, what does it say about me that this was the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic. :lol
It says that you, sir, have fine taste. :hifive:
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Shazbut.
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Mork and Mindy remake.
:rollin
Holy shit, what does it say about me that this was the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic. :lol
It says that you, sir, taste fine. :hifive:
:omg:
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Mork and Mindy remake.
:rollin
Holy shit, what does it say about me that this was the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic. :lol
It says that you, sir, have fine taste. :hifive:
"Fly, fly and be free!"
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Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them (to guests at the reception).
Winner! clever approach my friend :tup
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New York, New York
Kingshmegland - 116
TempusVox - 68
Bosk1- 65
gmillerdrake - 62
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Los Angeles, California
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
TAC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Cedar-redaC-8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Cedar City, Utah
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And...
(https://calgary.virginradio.ca/Pics/Showcases/4446F/2013-0722-1347-3967_Caption%20This%204.jpg)
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"Where the fuck is my blow?"
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Damn. Belichick cheated me again!
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Woah..I just realized. I am a complete douchebag.
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Where's my President Diddy $300 dollar bill?
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Dang....I wish I knew how to count!
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Call me -- Beyoncé :eyebrows:
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That bitch at McDonalds only gave me change for a $10 when I gave her a $20.
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This $100 bill is not worthy of my wallet!
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This little Benny went to the market......this little Benny stayed home.....
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Kanye, I love ya bro but how much you want to shut the fuck up?
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What is this money you speak of? People give me everything.
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I'm so stoned this $100 looks like a taco....
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"Damn, I can DO this! THINK! Okay, I have four thousand dollars...popcorn costs six bucks...So when the popcorn dude comes by I give him...."
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"Man, how does Taylor Swift have more money?"
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Noo! No quarters for the tip! Wonder if he will give me change?
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This isn't printed on my signature Diddy Paper!!!
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(https://calgary.virginradio.ca/Pics/Showcases/4446F/2013-0722-1347-3967_Caption%20This%204.jpg)
"The man said the hot dog is 6 dollars. How much is 6 dollars? I think this should cover it"
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So this is what being is like.
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" A dollah? A fucking dollah?"
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This $100 bill is not worthy of my wallet!
He's the king for a reason!
You're up
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Thank you! Have at it!
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/perfect-angle-photos-fountain_zpsf8ghqrlw.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/perfect-angle-photos-fountain_zpsf8ghqrlw.jpg.html)
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Cozmo enjoys another Thirsty Thursday.
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So this confirms it.....Rosie O'Donnell is a squirter.
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Talk about an inconvenient place to pass a stone.
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There she Blows!!
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How "Geyser Gary" got his nickname.
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You should see it when he farts.
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Franks buddy popped a festering boil on the inside of his thigh for him....
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Cozmo enjoys another Thirsty Thursday.
To be fair, this pic could capture me enjoying Thirsty Thursday in a couple of different ways...
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He's takin' on water!
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I have not had sex in ages. I hate that my girlfriend refuses to swallow.
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The washed up male porn star....."Golden Showers".....spends most of his afternoons drunk in local parks mumbling things like "you like it like that" and "here comes the sun"......
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Now that's what I call a wet dream.
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"OK, that's 25 feet! Dude, your turn."
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The Fountain of Lame-neth.
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Immediately after throwing a quarter into the fountain, Dave's wish came true.
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They don't call me Peter North for nothing.
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They don't call me Peter North for nothing.
You mean he has a clean haircut? :lol
I'll post a winner tonight.
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I'll post a winner tonight.
:neverusethis:
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It was a typo, TAC. He meant, "I'll roast a wiener tonight."
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It was a typo, TAC. He meant, "I'll roast a wiener tonight."
:lol
Always assume a typo.
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I'll host a dinner tonight.
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I'll post a winner in two nights.
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I'll boast I'm thinner tonight.
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I'll roast and simmer tonight.
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All murtilize all you mutts!
Oh and I'll prick your anus tonight.
You should see it when he farts.
Childish jokes make me giggle. Winna!
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Thanks for the win....And I'll toast that I'm bigger tonight. :biggrin:
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Your next pic...
(https://i484.photobucket.com/albums/rr203/haberci/_websancak/hayvanlar/240709/270709-20.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/haberci/media/_websancak/hayvanlar/240709/270709-20.jpg.html)
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STANDINGS
Monkey See...
Kingshmegland - 117
TempusVox - 69
Bosk1- 65
gmillerdrake - 62
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Monkey Do...
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
TAC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Cedar-redaC-8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Doo-Doo...
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F'n Jiffy Lube will screw you every time I tell you!
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Monkeys don't fuck around.
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Joy finds herself in the throws of a new 99%.
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Jane Goodall goes on vacation.
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"What are you all, a bunch of fucking monkeys?"
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE UP THAT BANANA WOMAN!!
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I have a caption, but it's extremely racist so I'm reluctant to post it since I don't want to offend any of the wonderful people on these forums.
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Only white people drive purple Fords.
:omg:
YOU RACIST!
Reported!!
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More fun than a barrel of monkeys!
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Subaru's trunk monkey campaign gets out of hand.
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Screw it. This thread is NSFW for a reason.
Welcome to Harlem.
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"Take a vacation in New Delhi he says, it's beautiful.....make sure to go on the day excursion, it's breathtaking he says.....I'm going to kick my little brothers a$$ if I get home!!"
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Hear no Evil, See no Evil, Do no Evil, Drink no Evil, Throw no Evil, Pee no Evil, Spit no Evil, Jump no Evil, Blink no Evil, Spank no Evil, Crap no Evil, Walk no Evil, Roll no Evil, Swim no Evil, Sew no Evil, Bend no Evil, Touch no Evil, Twerk no Evil, Nay Nay no Evil, Run no Evil, Sleep no Evil, Fold no Evil, Pet no Evil, Blink no Evil, Truffle Shuffle no Evil, Limbo no Evil, Shiver no Evil, Rabies no Evil, Sneeze no Evil, Smell no Evil.
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Got a feeling her hubby ain't gonna stop hearing about how he forgot to lock the cargo carrier anytime soon.
The trilogy ends with an odd twist - Panty Raid of the Planet of the Apes.
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There's no Big Mac in here!
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Your next pic...
(https://i484.photobucket.com/albums/rr203/haberci/_websancak/hayvanlar/240709/270709-20.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/haberci/media/_websancak/hayvanlar/240709/270709-20.jpg.html)
There was a monkey sighted on the grassy knoll proving it was a conspiracy.
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The real Deflators.
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Did someone say "Evolution"?
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SyFy's "Ape-nado" is filming and due to release this Fall.
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What it must feel like being a female on DTF
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"Tempus, hurry up and pick a winner before these monkeys destroy my car!"
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"Tempus, hurry up and pick a winner before these monkeys destroy my car!"
Tempus Vox, of DTF Forum lore....cannot pick a winner for the Random Caption Game thread due to being held hostage by a marauding group of drunken monkeys.
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"Tempus, hurry up and pick a winner before these monkeys destroy my car!"
Tempus Vox, of DTF Forum lore....cannot pick a winner for the Random Caption Game thread due to being held hostage by a marauding group of drunken monkeys.
... while listening to Camel in the car.
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"Tempus, hurry up and pick a winner before these monkeys destroy my car!"
Tempus Vox, of DTF Forum lore....cannot pick a winner for the Random Caption Game thread due to being held hostage by a marauding group of drunken monkeys.
... while listening to Camel in the car.
...trying not to get corn-holed by the three Mexicans in the trunk....
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F'n Jiffy Lube will screw you every time I tell you!
Okay, okay...Winner....yer up!
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Thanks TV!!!
STANDINGS
The Father
Kingshmegland - 117
TempusVox - 69
Bosk1- 65
gmillerdrake - 63
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Son.....
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
TAC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Cedar-redaC-8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
The Holy Cow do you all :censored suck .....
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Next Pic....in Honor of the Pope's visit to the US:
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/wind9.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/wind9.jpg.html)
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After eating Cuban food all week, the Pope now has a bad case of Holy Flatulence...
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Popesadaisy
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Jurassic Pope.
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Toropopesaurus in it's native habitat
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" And there came a mighty wind..."
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The blowback of not meeting with Cuban dissidents is finally felt.
Too soon :biggrin:
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Our Father, who fart in heaven...
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Inspired by Caitlyn Jenner, the Pope now wishes to be called Marilyn.
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I now wish to join and reform Genesis.
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I now wish to join and reform Genesis.
"A flower?"
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Franky has his own Seven Year Itch
Looks like something Ruby Rhod would wear.
When you got it, flaunt it. Yeah, you know what Francis is talkin 'bout!
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"Don't fuck with me or I'll really show you some wind."
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I hate when popes have to wear a cone.
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Fuck Sally Field. I'll show that bitch how to fly.
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Inspiration for Georgia O'Keeffe's new masterpiece.
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Up next on America's Next Top Model - Pope edition.
Today on Project Runway - the designers attempt to update the outdated dress of the Pope.
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Walking across the sitting room, I turn the television off…
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Going with what could be a controversial pick here.....there were a host of funny quips but this:
Walking across the sitting room, I turn the television off…
....gets my nodd as the winner because I have no F'n idea what the heck splent is talking about here? :lol and that's what tickled me about it, so.....you're up!!
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I think he posted in the wrong thread.
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I think he posted in the wrong thread.
which makes that 'W' all the more intriguing :biggrin:
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I thought the pope looked like Peter Gabriel in the flower garb, so he's singing Supper's Ready... Yeah. But it got me a win. Now I'm not a loser anymore. :lol
Anyways here we go. Gotta find a pic.
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well la de da I'm awesome
Kingshmegaland - 117
TempusVox - 69
Bosk1- 65
gmillerdrake - 63
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
at least I'm trying
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
TAC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Cedar-redaC-8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Waaah
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(https://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg83/splent1983/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpscnzexjgr.jpeg)
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And that's how you levitate. Now you try.
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The first draft of the album art for "Hemispheres"
The first draft of the album art for "Moving Pictures"
Somehow, it didn't seem like Korea's newest boy band, oldboyz, would be a hit.
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Things heat up during the "DMZ Beautification Project".
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"I saw a cat run this way."
-
Colorforms fun!
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One of these things just doesn't belong here,
One of these things just isn't the same.
Can you tell which thing just doesn't belong here?
That is how we play this game...
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Photoshop: Not even one resson.
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Chinese overpopulation has even spilled over to photoshopping.
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(https://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg83/splent1983/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpscnzexjgr.jpeg)
"Oh look, Godzilla! Ha ha, made you look!"
"No you didn't"
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If you can't follow the yellow brick road.....just photoshop yourself onto it.....
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"I AM THE CHINESE SCOTT STAPP!"
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Low budget remake of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.
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Oh you want rice. I thought you say rise.
-
Michael Jackson lives through Tuan.
-
Gangnam Style just ain't what it used to be.....
-
You take back what say about Transformers 2. It greatest movie of evah!
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He's my brother. NO! He's my brother! NO! HE'S MY BROTHER!!
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So powah!
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He's my brother. NO! He's my brother! NO! HE'S MY BROTHER!!
He ain't heavy.
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I have hawrd time berreiving this pitcher is wreal.
-
This was tough.
But.
Rush reference for the win.
The first draft of the album art for "Hemispheres"
I was thinking first draft or perhaps the black market bootleg version. But all in all that made me laugh hardest.
Go!!
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Banjo-Kazooie
Kingshmegaland - 117
TempusVox - 69
Bosk1- 65
gmillerdrake - 63
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Banjo Tooie
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
TAC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Cedar-redaC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts
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Cleaning your toilet? There's an app for that.
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It's for you Mr. Hanky!
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This phone sounds like shit.
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Tom Brady's son.
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Tom Brady's son.
:clap:
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Tom Brady's son.
:lol
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I'm lost
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One way to convince your wife you need that phone upgrade...
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Tom Brady's son.
:rollin
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That about sums up Sprints service.....
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The most senior supervisor in Apple product testing.
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You can hear the ocean mom!
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Jeremy was voted Most Likely To Film Women Going To The Bathroom.
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No more snacks? No more Bejeweled Blitz!
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Can we just pick the damn "Brady's son" caption and move on.
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The most senior supervisor in Apple product testing.
Winner!
Unfortunately, I don't get the Tom Brady reference. Could you all enlighten me on this one?
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The most senior supervisor in Apple product testing.
Winner!
Unfortunately, I don't get the Tom Brady reference. Could you all enlighten me on this one?
Tom Brady and the deflate gate scandal, conveniently erased his phone so they couldn't investigate it
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Erased? Destroyed but hey, he was told by the investigator it wasn't important. ;D
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Cedar, we have a date with Judge Berman!!!
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Cedar, we have a date with Judge Berman!!!
:lol
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Oh, and..
Unfortunately, I don't get the Tom Brady reference. Could you all enlighten me on this one?
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Oh, and..
Unfortunately, I don't get the Tom Brady reference. Could you all enlighten me on this one?
:rollin :rollin
You've been on fire tonight Tim.
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The most senior supervisor in Apple product testing.
Winner!
Unfortunately, I don't get the Tom Brady reference. Could you all enlighten me on this one?
Thank you!! I am traveling this evening and will post a new pic tomorrow!
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Standings
Yabba
Kingshmegland - 117
TempusVox - 70
Bosk1- 65
gmillerdrake - 63
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Dabba
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
TAC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Cedar-redaC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Doo
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Your latest pic...
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I don't know man. The new Hotel Transylvania looks weird.
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After getting robbed of a Caption win, TAC disembarks over Cedar's house.
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HAHA! Fooled you sucker, I got a Mars bar in my pouch.
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"Ich bin die fledermaus."
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Your latest pic...
(https://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww354/Artlair/Random/1451.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/Artlair/media/Random/1451.jpg.html)
Stalking bitches since 1957.
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For a great low rate you can get online, go to the General and save some time.
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I'm not really a skydiving instructor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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I'm not really a skydiving instructor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
I like it!
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So that's what happened to Vincent Price's body....
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"He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight."
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This is clearly a fake photo.....Bats are nocturnal.
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ABC has a new reality show set to hit this fall called "Make a Wish - Hospice Version".
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How Alfred spent his day off.
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Your latest pic...
(https://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww354/Artlair/Random/1451.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/Artlair/media/Random/1451.jpg.html)
Fastest was to dry out crotch rot.
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Fastest was to dry out crotch rot.
That dude's got it on his face!
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Your latest pic...
(https://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww354/Artlair/Random/1451.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/Artlair/media/Random/1451.jpg.html)
Suck it World News. I found Bat Boy all by myself.
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There's no way that guy had no drinks.
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Fly! Be free!
Audition footage of the new reality show, "so you think you can cosplay?"
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That is one ugly Sugar Glider....
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'Caption this, bitches!"
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So that's what happened to Vincent Price's body....
This made me laugh out loud...yer up!
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Cool.....Thanks Tempus!!!!
Standings
NL Central
Kingshmegland - 117
TempusVox - 70
Bosk1- 65
gmillerdrake - 64
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
AL
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
TAC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Cedar-redaC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Pacific Coast League
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Next Pic:
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You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!
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Be the ball.
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Tri- Lambda ping pong team.
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Albert was sent to the hospital with a grade 1 concussion.
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He just realized that being good at ping pong won't get him laid.
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I wonder how many of these I could fit in my mouth at once?
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The special Matrix
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Though it looks like he's concentrating on the match, what Terry is really focusing on is all the things he's got to do before coming home so that his wife isn't pissed at him.
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This discount double check thing is out of control.
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Freddy's remarks after losing the world ping pong championship:
"Man, I love ping pong and everything, but when my jam comes on, you know I gotta groove."
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If I flap my arms really really fast, maybe I can fly.
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Is my brain really that small?
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Toby demonstrates the Special Olympics motto, "Let me win; and if I cannot win, let me be brave."
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Ping pong, or as the Chinese say, "Ping Pong!"
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It is better to die like a tiger than live like a pussy!
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You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!
Right off the bat this one got me!!!
(https://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/048/783/a_winner_is_you20110724-22047-1nd3wif.jpg)
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Standings
Men from Nantucket
Kingshmegland - 117
TempusVox - 70
Bosk1- 65
gmillerdrake - 64
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Dirk Diggler's
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
TAC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Cedar-redaC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Nubbins
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Next Pic (which seems quite appropriate)
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"My Bologna has a first name.......it's O..S..C..A..R........."
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The exact look my wife gave me on our Honeymoon.....
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The exact look my wife gave me on our Honeymoon.....
Only took me our first date to get that look. :zydar:
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That hat with those shoes?
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Reverend, you told me you would only show me the little bishop!
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Sure Disney's Rumpleforeskin was a "big flop", but at least it wasn't Tommorowland.
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Alex Linz was never the same after his first post-Home Alone 3 role.
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Looking through the legs of the man standing before him Billy notices a bowl of spinach sitting on a display table.
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When his Dad said he was going to take him to see 'Free Willy' little Johnny had a completely different expectation....
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"Ewww...is that what herpes looks like?"
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"Ewww...you bought a Canon?"
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"I think you were supposed to wear a cock costume"
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I don't always go out in public naked....but when I do I take two video cameras.....
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"Do they all get that wrinkly someday?"
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The DTF Lonely Hearts Club finally has a meet-up.
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It's Mommy's straw.
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My peepee is bigger than his.
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Surprisingly, lining up to meet Pope Francis turned out to be pretty traumatic for young Timmy.
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Mom, the only cars I will ever drive is an automatic.
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Jingle was subsequently arrested for exposing himself to a minor; which would explain why he hasn't chosen a winner yet! :biggrin:
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The exact look my wife gave me on our Honeymoon.....
Dammit... this is the gmiller/Tempus/Shmegland show!
You're up Gary.
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Well in fairness.....that really is the exact look my wife gave me on our honeymoon. I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!
Standings
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Kingshmegland - 117
TempusVox - 70
gmillerdrake - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Men in Black
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
TAC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Cedar-redaC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
those in tights
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Next Pic
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Not as big as the loaf I just pinched.
Outtakes from Game of Scones
Still a better love story than Twilight
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That's nothing. Wait till you see what I can put in my mouth.
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First Bat Boy, now Dolphin Man.
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Looks like someone just lost the Hunger Games.
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Guess where the salami is.
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I'd rather be impaled by a marble rye.
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How Gluttony should've happened in S7evn.
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The gag reflex - it's there for a reason
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Yo dawg, we heard you like french kisses, so we french kissed you with a loaf of french bread so you can eat like a frenchman while you kiss like a frenchman.
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Go ahead...tell your friends I have a yeast infection again...I dare you.
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How it feels waiting for a winner to be chosen.
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Now I know how my wife feels...
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Being impaled by a bread stick sucks when you don't get a dipping sauce!
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I'll pick a winner later today/tonight......need a couple more to pick from, start firing from the hip and see what sticks!!!
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50 loaves of bread
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50 loaves of bread
:lol
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It's gonna be a crouton by the time a winner is picked!
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Guess where the salami is.
Winna! Post a pic and update the standings. !!!
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Standings
WWF Attitude Era
Kingshmegland - 117
TempusVox - 70
gmillerdrake - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
WWE PG Era
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
TAC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 11
Durg - 10
Cedar-redaC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
The XFL
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(https://besteverawards.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/fat-asian-chick-eating-something-in-a-flood.jpg)
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Smells like fish; tastes like chicken.
What any North Korean will do for counterfeit raman noodles
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If I was next to a power plant these noodles would be the bomb.
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Why can't I have a boyfriend?
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What's with the freaky mirror image on the right?
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Mmmm, Kum-Flood Kim Noodles.
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Whale parking spot.
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I think somebody pee-ed.
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On order to enjoy the soup, you must first become the soup.
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Guess where the salami is.
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Filming for Godzilla 2 has begun....
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Your Tsunami has gotten into my noodle bowl!
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Japanese game shows. That's all.
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Wan Ton Soup is a great bait to catch a good size 'yellow lady'..........
:(
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Guess where the salami is.
:D
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New ripoff ad campaign, "What would you do-oo-ooo for some Yoshinoya noodles?"
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When its your day to eat in North Korea, nothing can stop you.
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Godzilla's bowl of Japanese Human soup.
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As quick as she arrived.....she returned to the deep.....like a periscope retreating beneath the waves leaving only a wake of heartburn and grease.
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Why can't I have a boyfriend?
Not sure why, but this made me chortle. Winner.
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Why can't I have a boyfriend?
Not sure why, but this made me chortle. Winner.
Awesome! Thanks!
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Diary Of A Madman
Kingshmegland - 117
TempusVox - 70
gmillerdrake - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Ozzmosis
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
TAC-12
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 11
Durg - 10
Cedar-redaC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Scream
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Next Pic:
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Yup... you jump like white people.
What sorcery is this?!?
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Actual photo from the democratic national debate.
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Tom Cruise's 2016 summer blockbuster: See-Saw Showdown.
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Finish him
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Sorry for the lame picture. Didn't exactly inspire very much.
I'm going with this one. I actually chuckled.
Actual photo from the democratic national debate.
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Thanks man!
Harley-Davidson
Kingshmegland - 117
TempusVox - 70
gmillerdrake - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Kawasaki
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
TAC-12
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 11
Durg - 10
Cedar-redaC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
TheCountOfNYC - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Mongoose
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Your next picture
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Croc to Lion: "get him to drive that thing into the river."
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As revenge for his father being eaten, Stripes bike jacks Leo's new wheels.
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Scene from Michael Bays new Serengeti documentary.
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He only wants your autograph man.
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I don't need to obey the laws of natural selection, I'm a zebra.
If Mad Max was reworked into a "heartwarming comedy the whole family can enjoy".
Racing Stripes 2: Anthropomorph
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Not a lot of entries to judge, but this one made me chuckle.
Scene from Michael Bays new Serengeti documentary.
You're up!
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STANDINGS
The Empire Strikes Back
Kingshmegland - 117
TempusVox - 71
gmillerdrake - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Star Wars
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
TAC-12
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 11
Durg - 10
Cedar-redaC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
TheCountOfNYC - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
The Phantom Menace
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YOUR NEXT PIC...
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Baby got everyone's back.....
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I bet her car really hauls ass.
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Baby got everyone's back.....
:lol
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I bet her car really hauls ass.
:lol :rollin
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Even three Mexicans in a Toyota couldn't corn-hole that.
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Dark Side Of The Moon
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I think the lyrics would be different had Freddy Mercury known about this fat bottom girl. 'you weight this rockin' world down and keep it from spinnin' around' may have been more appropriate....
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With many states beginning to doubt the serums used for lethal injection......New Jersy has been pioneering the 'Death by Twerking' method where the Death Row inmate is suffocated by repeated twerks.......pictured here is the state's leading administer.
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NASA's Keplar Telescope captures yet another image of a nearby black hole......it can only be seen from a certain angle.....
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"I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT...ok, I'm not going to lie that butt is way to big."
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Her rap name is Whoopee Cushion.
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"Yo, listen up! B3!"
White girl - "BINGO!"
"Damn white bitch always wins"
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That is NOT what stretch pants were made for.
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That is NOT what stretch pants were made for.
umm...yes it is
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Kanye's new girlfriend.
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"I'd say she weigh about......................one fat bitch" (for those who remember Homey The Clown and the Homey Scales)
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Gives new meaning to the term Parachute Pants.
"I'd say she weigh about......................one fat bitch" (for those who remember Homey The Clown and the Homey Scales)
Who the F is Homey The Clown? :lol
Edit: Nevermind. Youtubed him. Didn't watch In Living Color.
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Here ya go Tim...............also has Jim Carrey
https://youtu.be/ZIJC_aTFo80?t=90
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duplicate post removed
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$20 says she orders a Diet Coke with every 7000 calorie meal.......
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I bet if she jumps she'll go into orbit.
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I bet if she jumps she'll go into orbit.
I bet if she lands, we'll all go into orbit.
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I bet if she jumps she'll go into orbit.
I bet if she lands, we'll all go into orbit.
I bet if we orbit, it's around her.
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My anaconda don´t want none unless you got buns hun ;D.
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Kim Kardashian without photoshop
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Winner winner, asshole dinner
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All I can say is if that was the size of her ass when the pic was posted, how fucking big is gonna be when a winner is finally chosen?
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I'm willing to bet there's NEVER been a 'Silent But Deadly' fart escape that unannounced.......
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I'm willing to bet there's NEVER been a 'Silent But Deadly' fart escape that unannounced.......
I don't know. That's quite a silencer.
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I'm willing to bet there's NEVER been a 'Silent But Deadly' fart escape that unannounced.......
I don't know. That's quite a silencer.
I am living proof that it enhances the sound. :lol
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Well, that ass is definitely..enhanced.
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:lol
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Have you ever had that....well....Not So Fresh Feeling?
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You need floaties just to fuck her.
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Just how long are we going to caption that over sized whoopee cushion from hell?
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I bet her car really hauls ass.
There were some good ones, but this is the Winner!! :metal
Yer up Coz.
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I bet her car really hauls ass.
There were some good ones, but this is the Winner!! :metal
Yer up Coz.
That was a good one right out of the gate. I think we were all chasing that submission the entire time.....
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Chubby Chasing?
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I bet her car really hauls ass.
There were some good ones, but this is the Winner!! :metal
Yer up Coz.
Awesome, thanks!
STANDINGS
Stryper
Kingshmegland - 117
TempusVox - 71
gmillerdrake - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Winger
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
TAC-12
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 11
Durg - 10
Cedar-redaC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
TheCountOfNYC - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Nickelback
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I'm in the last girl's ass!
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Wait, I'm in the Winger group? :omg:
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lol
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Nickelback fans step it up a notch.
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Sperm attacking an Egg......1,000,000,000 X Zoom......
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Best acid trip ever.
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Later in the Evening John was found at the Buffet loading his cheeks full of cheese squares and crackers......
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Ha! You can't steal my wallet now!
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"Did you have a good time at the show last night?"
"Yeah. I had a ball."
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"Did you have a good time at the show last night?"
"Yeah. I had a ball."
:spitcoffee:
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Protect your balls whole crowdsourcing by having a ball in a ball possibly while at a ball
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Well, that fizzled out quickly.
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Well, that fizzled out quickly.
Well, I did give you the winner right off the bat. ;D
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Wait, I'm in the Winger group? :omg:
It WAS pretty funny, but not sure how it applies to the picture. :lol
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Wait, I'm in the Winger group? :omg:
It WAS pretty funny, but not sure how it applies to the picture. :lol
Winger fans have big balls
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Wait, I'm in the Winger group? :omg:
It WAS pretty funny, but not sure how it applies to the picture. :lol
Not THAT post fool! :rollin
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I walked into the club and I was straight up ballin'.
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Instead of spitting blood, Gene Simmons now spits out real human beings.
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Are any of you John Conner?
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Splent's offering was close, but this wins.
"Did you have a good time at the show last night?"
"Yeah. I had a ball."
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Thanks!
STANDINGS
Air Dryer
Kingshmegland - 117
TempusVox - 71
gmillerdrake - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Viva Paper Towels
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
TAC-12
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 11
Durg - 10
Cedar-redaC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
TheCountOfNYC - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Brown Napkins
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Your next picture:
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One of the many reasons men have no stamina.
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Before you can become a toilet, you have to pay your dues as a hand dryer.
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"I was told to hurry on down to the glory hole for a blowjob" :( :'( :-\
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Back up professions for those who fail at politics, but are still full of hot air.
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I had one of those installed but it's WAY lower.....
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The story of how my last letter to Penthouse Forum started.
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Day 15: they still think I'm a novelty hand dryer.
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She is an absolute traitor and she must be banished. She will be living under a bridge, toothless and confused.
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Much easier job than collecting then disposing the tampons in the stalls.....
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Much easier job than collecting then disposing the tampons in the stalls.....
Bloody hell.
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You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - some day my son will grow to be a man. Well look at you now.
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Those are not really faucets.
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Ohhh, sexy girlfriend!... Bonzai!
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E! gives you a look at the new James Franco film
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Mormon glory hole.
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And here I though it was women that were filled with hot air.
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Hey, at least he's not the bidet.
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Back up professions for those who fail at politics, but are still full of hot air.
Winner!
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Keeping with the theme and date:
Kansas City Royals
Kingshmegland - 117
TempusVox - 71
gmillerdrake - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
New York Mets
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
TAC-12
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 11
Durg - 10
Cedar-redaC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
TheCountOfNYC - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Seattle Mariners
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(https://thefunnyplace.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Funny-halloween-2013-photo.jpg)
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Oh God, not another boy band!!
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"Are we supposed to piss blood, or do I need to call a urologist?"
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Draining the monster
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If you think this is bad, you should who's in the stalls
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"Who's is looking forward to drying their hands?"
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These Cialas commercials are getting ridiculous
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First one to touch the wall is a Wolfman.
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"Aww...Who farted??? It smells like somebody died in here!"
-
Should Frankenstein be in the men's room since we don't know who's body parts he has?
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Everything was fine until they decided to do the "Monster Mash" right then and there.
-
Who is holding the scythe?
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Damn, that porcelain is cold!
-
Its funny that wolfman brought his victim into the stalls with him
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Winner.
If you think this is bad, you should who's in the stalls
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PS4
Kingshmegland - 117
TempusVox - 71
gmillerdrake - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Xbox One
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
TAC-12
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 11
Durg - 10
Cedar-redaC - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
TheCountOfNYC - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
OUYA
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The Cake Boss "Vladimir Lenin " episode was a disaster.
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Man that cake is to die for.
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Hannibal Lecter's 5th birthday party.
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Dessert at Obama's First Inaugural Party.
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Save the neck for me, Clark
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I prefer my Commie fried.....
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Hannibal Lecter's 5th birthday party.
It rubs the icing on its skin or else it gets the knife again.
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I'll have the penis. I like frosting.
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Is this brown stuff chocolate?
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Man that cake is to die for.
Winner!
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I'll have the penis. I like frosting.
Dude?
:lol
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Thanks!
Roundhouse
Kingshmegland - 117
TempusVox - 71
gmillerdrake - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
One Inch Punch
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
TAC-12
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
Cool Chris - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Cedar-redaC - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
TheCountOfNYC - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Slap
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(https://www.trendyink.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cat-dog-funny.jpg)
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Cats and dogs together oh my.
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Scandalous shot from TMZ's Animal Planet arm.
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pussywhipped
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He's got the Eye of the Tiger!
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Zombie Karate Cat
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Greg Hardy's reenactment to the police on what really happened.
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Greg Hardy's reenactment to the police on what really happened.
More like Garfield Hardy!
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Suddenly, Daniel remembered "The Crane", and then Johnny never had a chance.
-
What'd the four toes say to the Face?
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He's got the Eye of the Tiger!
Winner!
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Thank you!
Revenge of The Sith
Kingshmegland - 117
TempusVox - 71
gmillerdrake - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Attack of the Clones
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
TAC-12
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
Cool Chris - 11
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
TheCountOfNYC - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
The Phantom Menace
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(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12466)
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A Jesus fish boycotting Starbucks
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(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12466)
THIS IS THE THIRD FUCKING TIME IN 3 TRIES YOU SHORTCHANGED ME EXACTLY A QUARTER! EITHER YOUR FUCKING STUPID, OR SOMETHING ELSE IS GOING ON HERE! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU!
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(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12466)
THIS IS THE THIRD FUCKING TIME IN 3 TRIES YOU SHORTCHANGED ME EXACTLY A QUARTER! EITHER YOUR FUCKING STUPID, OR SOMETHING ELSE IS GOING ON HERE! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU!
OMG!!! :rollin :lol :rollin
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Can you make that a mackerel swirl 2 cream, 1 sugar?
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A fish out of coffee.
-
As Santosh baits the carp with an extra large 2x2, he suddenly realizes he forgot to remove his fish-net stockings.
Snappers need a little jo too.
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I was going to just get a coffee, but decided to get a latte instead, just for the halibut.
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Proof that all the bottom feeders eat at Dunkin Donuts.
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Today would finally be the day Sahib would ask for her phone number.
-
Farm raised salmon have the best migrations.
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"Great, on 3rd shift sometimes chicks flash their tits...on 1st shift I get this carp...I mean crap."
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He tried coffee once and now he's hooked.
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Don't breathe, it's hot.
-
Who you calling a shrimp, asshole?
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Surprise mutha-fucka!
-
I was going to just get a coffee, but decided to get a latte instead, just for the halibut.
I'm a sucker for a bad pun, Winner!
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Operation: Mindcrime
Kingshmegland - 117
TempusVox - 71
gmillerdrake - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Operation: Mindcrime II
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
TAC-12
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
Cool Chris - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
TheCountOfNYC - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Insania Wine
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(https://www.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID4968/images/Queensryche_Cabaret_Pic_1_-_SMALL.jpg)
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All of these girls and Geoff Tate is still the biggest pussy on stage.
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I don't even want to be here. I have homework to do. The only reason I came to this stupid concert is because my friends need a designated driver for after the show. What kind of music is this anyway? I could be playing video games right now.
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Kingshmegland's Spotify avatar.
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Chinese call this Bruce Jenner tortcha.
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False advertising, that is not what the city examiner does.
-
You have beans for dinner sweetheart?!?!
-
Kingshmegland's Spotify avatar.
Bitches be ballin'
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The lastest Rockumentary, "From Arena's to Bachelor Parties: A Career In Ruins"
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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
-
Nice prostate, "sister".
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All of these girls and Geoff Tate is still the biggest pussy on stage.
Obvious, but still my winner.
-
Thanks!
Pushups
Kingshmegland - 117
TempusVox - 71
gmillerdrake - 65
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Sit-ups
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
TAC-12
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
Cool Chris - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Diddly Squats
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(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-n-aMlr3RZlI/UdM__TDKcaI/AAAAAAABf8c/sO9L0GurEDU/s1200/yikes_thats_crazy_cool_640_56.jpg)
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Nice shag 'carpet'
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Yeah, but can she suck the chrome off of a tire hitch?
You think that's impressive, you should see her twat! I mean TWEET!
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Suddenly I have a hankerin' for a sweat covered pretzel.....
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Good to know she'd fit comfortably in a confined space.....
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DAMMIT! When will DT release more info on The Astonishing?
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At long last....the inspiration behind the Nike Swoosh has been revealed!
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I can type 100 words per minute with one leg tied behind my back.
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Wish I could massage my own back while working.
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Wish I could massage my own back while working.
Yeah... her back. THAT'S what she's massaging. ;)
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Look! An 80 pound dumbell.
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You need a loan, you put on a suit, and go crawling to the bank.
THIS is how I dress to get a mortgage.
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This photo inspired the creation of the laptop/tablet hybrid.
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Good to know she'd fit comfortably in a confined space.....
Winner!!
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cool! Thanks!
Setters of the Sun
Kingshmegland - 117
TempusVox - 71
gmillerdrake - 66
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Ones Who Help
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
TAC-12
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
Cool Chris - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Lit the Fuse but didn't get away....
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Next Pic:
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/loving-couple4.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/loving-couple4.jpg.html)
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Yet another season of "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding" slithers onto TLC.
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THE PRECIOUS!
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My wife beating ex husband is my soon to be husbands best man. On the next Jerry Springer...
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I wonder what Kim Davis would have to say about this...
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Tori Spelling looks worse every time we see her.
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Mikhail "The Location" Stanislaus, "Snatchi", and DJ Pasha P, of Russian televisions new reality hit: Black Sea Shore.
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Who ordered the large pepperoni?
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What happens in Crimea stays in Crimea.
Meanwhile, at the reception desk of "Shotgun Ceremonies"...
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Woman to the couple: "Guess where the salami is."
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Need a few more folks....fire away....you never know what's gonna stick.....
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Bring out the ring gimp!
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What happens in Vegas winds up in New Jersey
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Suddenly, Mr. Chow barges in on the festivities.
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Taking The Hobbit wedding theme a bit too far.
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I literally cannot even come up with anything for this.
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I literally cannot even come up with anything for this.
Let me help you.
Hockey Goons need love too.
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I literally cannot even come up with anything for this.
Yeah.....sorry about that. Fail on the pic choice :tdwn
Taking The Hobbit wedding theme a bit too far.
Winner!
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I literally cannot even come up with anything for this.
Yeah.....sorry about that. Fail on the pic choice :tdwn
Not at all. The fail is on me. :)
Mikhail "The Location" Stanislaus, "Snatchi", and DJ Pasha P, of Russian televisions new reality hit: Black Sea Shore.
I liked this one!
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Cool...
Someone can go and post a pic. Don't have time to find a good pic.
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Mikhail "The Location" Stanislaus, "Snatchi", and DJ Pasha P, of Russian televisions new reality hit: Black Sea Shore.
I liked this one!
Me too!! :biggrin:
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Mikhail "The Location" Stanislaus, "Snatchi", and DJ Pasha P, of Russian televisions new reality hit: Black Sea Shore.
I liked this one!
Me too!! :biggrin:
There are a few players that ALWAYS have worthwhile entries......
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I had one at the wire I thought at a shot! Damn...
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Guess this thread went on pause for the "masters" rounds?
Speaking of which, go and vote people - https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=45114.0
And, I'll post another pic to get this thread going again...
(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12359)
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I'd go with maple. It has a nice smokiness to it.
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The new Otter Box for Smart phones offers unprecedented protection against being dropped and falls into water.
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So here's the plan. I'll ring the doorbell, and when she opens the door, you scoot up to the bedroom and grab the panties.
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One box of Mint Thins or Samoas?
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Well :censored....you're right.....there it is written plain as day......Dwight Gooden did indeed strike out 268 people in 1985.
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You want to put a pipeline where Mr. Keystone? Yeah, like they'll ever go for that.
Nope... I ain't nevah seen dat niggah befo'.
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Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about the national arbor day fund?
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Well :censored....you're right.....there it is written plain as day......Dwight Gooden did indeed strike out 268 people in 1985.
NICE!!! :lol :lol
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Well :censored....you're right.....there it is written plain as day......Dwight Gooden did indeed strike out 268 people in 1985.
NICE!!! :lol :lol
It's the gift that keeps on giving.....possibly one of the best lines to 'throw back' to... :lol
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(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12359)
Well there's something you don't see everyday, three Mexicans corn-holing a Corolla on the freeway.
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(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12359)
''...edges of forests and woodlands, wildflower patches, overgrown fields...Yeah, I know it doesn't say "golf course'' specifically, but I'm here...sooooo..."
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So I'm actually only saving 12% on my car insurance?
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"Wait....where's the Kelp? You said....do you want some Kelp?"
"No, I said....can I get your help...?"
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I'm not sure I can trust your numbers like I trust Flo.
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This picture is otterly ridiculous.
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Well Jeeves....I believe today I shall have the Urchin....Medium Rare with a side of poached Mollusk.
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WHOA!!!! You're right.....she's got a nice Clam.....
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By the way....did you know that it's been so long since a winner was picked that I was a trilobyte when I crawled out of that pond over there?
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Ben_Jamin......pick a winner......
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Look, this is how I'm cooking you. Your going to be delicious
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I'd go with maple. It has a nice smokiness to it.
I like this one, The look of the otter when i read this sealed it.
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Thanks! I'll post a pic tonight!
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Thanks! I'll post a pic tonight!
LIAR!!!!!! :lol
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:lol
Damn I forgot. If someone wants to post a pic go ahead. If not, I'll try to remember tonight! :lol
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(https://c2.thejournal.ie/media/2013/10/soccer-barclays-premier-league-chelsea-v-manchester-city-stamford-bridge-13-630x384.jpg)
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Not gonna scroll thru 65 pages, but I'm virtually certain we've had this one before.
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Not gonna scroll thru 65 pages, but I'm virtually certain we've had this one before.
yes we have.....your virtual certainedness is correct.....
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Ok, I will get another
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(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/1414073491117_wps_28_Pic_shows_Chi_Fang_was_re1_zpsdb728692.jpg)
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The Gloop family is raising havoc once again as Heinrich, brother of the world-famous and portly Augustus, is rescued from his gooey demise!
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Totally worth it!
Out of the frying pan, and into the fire - the first Syrian refugee to arrive in North Korea.
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One of the last known relatives of the late Al Jolson was rescued from the East River today. Upon his rescue he thanked his mammie for never giving up hope.
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After his term expired....President Obama required assistance from the Military to remove several Senators and Court Justices' from their comfy spot up his a$$......
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Chuck never looked to the sky and shouted 'EXXON.....Take me Away!".....again......
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Wow, that dude really needs an oil change.
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Not gonna scroll thru 65 pages, but I'm virtually certain we've had this one before.
Why didn't you just repost the five best captions from last time and see if anyone notices?
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Gary Coleman is...........Alive!!!!
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The first person to leave Davy Jones' Locker to listen to "The Gift of Music".
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General Tsau's Chicken.......it'll get ya' every time........
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Holy shit. It's the creature from the black lagoon.
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Somewhere in this guys attic, is a painting of Michael Jackson getting whiter.
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This guy really needs some proactiv
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Black Lives Matter
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I don't envy the judge this round! Some zingers here!
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Introducing the new North Korean shitmud mask... giving the skin of people everywhere the onyx glow of a polished turd. A personal favorite item of Kim Jong-ummm... what's that smell?
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What's that smell? Oh, that would be me. I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!
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Godzillas proctologist has the worst job ever.
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Seong Jeung Dufresne...who crawled through a river of shit and came out....Aww Hell! He was immediately arrested.
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This is what happens when you are a Ghostbuster in Da Hood
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In the Korean remake of the "Big Lebowski", the "Dude" plans to "look for the money" until he finds it.
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"Seong Jeung Dufresne...who crawled through a river of shit and came out....Aww Hell! He was immediately arrested"
:tup
Red will be deeply disappointed!
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Who you calling a gook?
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Somewhere in this guys attic, is a painting of Michael Jackson getting whiter.
I seriously lost it at work today reading this. Winner!
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Thanks King.
MOUNTAIN DEW
Kingshmegland - 118
TempusVox - 71
gmillerdrake - 66
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
MELLOW YELLOW
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
TAC-12
Grizz - 12
Cool Chris - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Fresca
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New Picture:
(https://coleccionesmexicanas.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-christmas-sweaters-rtj5tkx3.jpg)
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From the Madonna ugly sweater collection
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These hazard cones should give fair warning to any man that 'A' Cups are all your getting....
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SNL short...
Its my dick on a chest
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What the hell is Chino supposed to do with these?
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What the hell is Chino supposed to do with these?
Hang on to them so he doesn't go over the railing?
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Nice Carrot Top.
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Air traffic controller if the arms are not available
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The only way to get me to eat carrots.
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The result of that fateful evening when Frosty fucked Pinocchio.
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another victim of breast pumping...
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Chino's "Cone Lady" on her way to the office Christmas party.
Too soon? :biggrin:
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You should see her beaver underwear.
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Any more? I will judge tomorrow morning if that's ok.
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another victim of breast pumping...
Winner!
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Appreciate it Eric.....you must have seen what one of those pumps does to a nipple.....not pretty. anyway.........
Updated Standings
Small Pox
Kingshmegland - 118
TempusVox - 71
gmillerdrake - 67
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 47
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Chicken Pox
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
TAC-12
Grizz - 12
Cool Chris - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
peanut allergy
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New Picture:
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/alike5.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/alike5.jpg.html)
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Best excuse to stick your face in the crotch of anyone you want.
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You should see what he wears when he plays with his pet snake.
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Take a guess as to how the poop is being picked up...
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People often say that dogs look like their owners...
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Step Brothers 2: K-9
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Yo dawg, I herd you like dawgs, so I posted a dawg walking a dawg, so you can walk a dawg while your dawg walks you.
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Boy, Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger haven't changed a bit.
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After a while, all dogs resemble their owners.
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I've finally found a way to piss in public.
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Karl finally found a way to bang his dog without being arrested.
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"This is Blue, she's the beta."
"Who's the alpha?"
"You're looking at him."
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Ten bucks says he has a red crayon in his pocket.
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Karl finally found a way to bang his dog without being arrested.
:lol
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Best excuse to stick your face in the crotch of anyone you want.
There were some good ones....but this got me right off the bat! Winna!
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Because j.b. ever needed an excuse? :lol
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Because j.b. ever needed an excuse? :lol
I showed tremendous restraint with Mrs. Coz - though it wasn't her crotch I would've gone for.
(https://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/8/524/524008.gif)
Will post a new pic shortly... unless I have a 'kingly' moment, and forget.
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I will cut you mutha .........
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Because j.b. ever needed an excuse? :lol
I showed tremendous restraint with Mrs. Coz - though it wasn't her crotch I would've gone for.
(https://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/8/524/524008.gif)
Will post a new pic shortly... unless I have a 'kingly' moment, and forget.
Story. Of. My. Life.
It's a daily struggle. She just doesn't "get it".
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She's with you man.
She gets it. :lol
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Well, maybe, but she doesn't get the fascination with them. Then, of course, there's the whole "personal space" thing. I mean, they intrude into my personal space just as much, so I should have some leeway in getting to handle them at my leisure, but I get the impression that it's somehow impolite.
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Ah, married life. Where they are free to grab anytime but we have to ask.
The plight of men.......
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Ah, married life. Where they are free to grab anytime but we have to ask.
The plight of men.......
Just because you're married doesn't mean they're free. You still have to buy a house!
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Ah, married life. Where they are free to grab anytime but we have to ask.
The plight of men.......
Just because you're married doesn't mean they're free. You still have to buy a house!
*Looks at list*
*Check's the box named "House"*
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Updated Standings
Bad Santa
Kingshmegland - 118
TempusVox - 71
gmillerdrake - 67
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Santa Slay
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
TAC-12
Grizz - 12
Cool Chris - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Santa With Muscles
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(https://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Merry_Christmas324.jpg)
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Merry Christmas from the Kingshmeglands.
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Did you know it takes 37 hours....6 minutes, 23 seconds to completely thaw out a human head?
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Once again, Carl was confronted with his arch-nemesis, the White X. Only this time the shoe was on the other foot.
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Mmmm, hey Santa Baby, I got a soot stained chimney you can squeeze into any time.
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Got 99 problems but cold ears aint' one.....
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Merry Christmas from the Kingshmeglands.
Nope. This is our Merry Christmas.
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1449688282576_zpsoq3n8e3f.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1449688282576_zpsoq3n8e3f.jpg.html)
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Upon feeding his document into the fax machine, Mark was content in the knowledge that his fax would be on its way shortly. Until it made that sound that he knew and loathed all too well. However this time, the fax machine offered up a new error message. "Content filter denied? The f*ck does that mean?", Mark could be heard muttering to himself. Once again, the fax machine had bested him.
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Now back to the game.
Two pussies.
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Merry Christmas from the Kingshmeglands.
Nope. This is our Merry Christmas.
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1449688282576_zpsoq3n8e3f.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1449688282576_zpsoq3n8e3f.jpg.html)
:lol
That's awesome!
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My cat isn't the only thing that's gonna be stuffed this Christmas.
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Weird Al has gone too far this time!
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I've got something soft and furry for you.
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My likes are fury pussies and 70's porn.
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I've got something soft and furry for you.
...but don't touch my CAT! :lol
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Let's play 'find the Hamster'.....
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could be worse.....he could be wearing a Leafs jersy......
:lol
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I am such a douchebag.
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After a considerable amount of frustration, Vance, still unable to see the picture, clicked violently upon the little white X in its place, yet the browser window refused to close, taunting him further into a blind rage.
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Who wants fruitcake?
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Indy, having found all the other Roman numerals I - IX throughout the library, gets to the balcony and observes the expansive floor below. "Ten". He then wryly says to himself "X marks the spot."
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Why do I get the feeling that Coz is captioning a completely different picture! :lol
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???
(https://i.imgur.com/mEdofSi.jpg)
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Why do I get the feeling that Coz is captioning a completely different picture! :lol
Because he's trying to throw us off the scent that the picture is actually him....in full Weird Al garb.....covering Christmas songs.....
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Merry Christmas, Mr. Bond. -- Stavros Blofeld III
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Why do I get the feeling that Coz is captioning a completely different picture! :lol
Because he's trying to throw us off the scent that the picture is actually him....in full Weird Al garb.....covering Christmas songs.....
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
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If you want candy canes you'll have to unzip my pants.
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Coz, I will say, with what you had to work with, your captions are :hefdaddy
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Thanks. The site is blocked at work. When visiting the page, I get a "Content Filter Denied" error. :lol
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It knows better. :lol
Now another caption. "Sippin' on Quick and Milk. Laaaaiiiiiiid back......."
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The timeless art of seduction.
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Can anybody guess where the cone is?
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Who's idea was it to have Hef pose for the DTF company Christmas card this year?
(sorry for the triple post... Hef)
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Can anybody guess where the cone is?
More like, "Chino's Undercover Stake Out Suit".
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The Astonishing.
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Is it just me, or is there something funny looking about that cat?
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Is it just me, or is there something funny looking about that cat?
Yes, he has a giant nerd as a pet.
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(https://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Merry_Christmas324.jpg)
Thanks to the bravery of Bruce Jenner.....Santa would now like to be called 'Sarah'......
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The only subscriber left on Ashley Madison
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The only subscriber left on Ashley Madison
what EVERY subscriber on Ashley Madison looks like.....
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Owen took "...Don we now our gay apparel" quite literally.
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Introducing Amazons new original series, "Plump and Juicy".
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Next on "Oprah's Where Are They Now?" The Adonis
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Harold's annual Christmas Letter:
"Dear friends, Merry Christmas! I bought a new shirt to go with the sweater grandma made for me last year. I renewed my library card and they gave me a bracelet that says, "I Love To Read". It matches the one I wear for my diabetes. I had to get new glasses this year. I think the new frames make my mustache really "pop"! What else is new...Oh! Grandma died and so did the cat. I ate grandma and had the cat stuffed. Feliz Navidad. Harold"
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Is it just me, or is there something funny looking about that cat?
Yes, he has a giant nerd as a pet.
:spitcoffee:
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Harold's annual Christmas Letter:
"Dear friends, Merry Christmas! I bought a new shirt to go with the sweater grandma made for me last year. I renewed my library card and they gave me a bracelet that says, "I Love To Read". It matches the one I wear for my diabetes. I had to get new glasses this year. I think the new frames make my mustache really "pop"! What else is new...Oh! Grandma died and so did the cat. I ate grandma and had the cat stuffed. Feliz Navidad. Harold"
This had me in stitches. Yer up TV
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Harold's annual Christmas Letter:
"Dear friends, Merry Christmas! I bought a new shirt to go with the sweater grandma made for me last year. I renewed my library card and they gave me a bracelet that says, "I Love To Read". It matches the one I wear for my diabetes. I had to get new glasses this year. I think the new frames make my mustache really "pop"! What else is new...Oh! Grandma died and so did the cat. I ate grandma and had the cat stuffed. Feliz Navidad. Harold"
This had me in stitches. Yer up TV
that was a great one....
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Thanks! It's been awhile!
Updated Standings
The Three Wise Men
Kingshmegland - 118
TempusVox - 72
gmillerdrake - 67
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Three Wise Guys
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
TAC-12
Grizz - 12
Cool Chris - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
The 3 Stooges
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Women are always more flexible.
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Still a better presidential candidate than Donald Trump.
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Japan swings just a little bit different in that it's only *one* in the pink, and one in the stink.
How many Republican's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Chuck Woolery's legacy lives on, even in North Korea.
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I gwive yu two secunds tu tewl me where yu put my white bread sanwich!
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This past summers G8 meeting was intense....but, with a bold move picking Scissors....China defeated the United States who foolishly stuck with paper three times in a row.....for control of the South China Sea.
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Men, answer the following poll: How many balls can you stuff in your mouth at one time?
Women, answer the following poll: How many days has it been since your last bukkake?
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This past summers G8 meeting was intense....but, with a bold move picking Scissors....China defeated the United States who foolishly stuck with paper three times in a row.....for control of the South China Sea.
:lol
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This man will have diarrhea that challenges Mothera.
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China's attempt to mock America by impersonating Richard Nixon is about 40 years too late.
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The final and most feared torture the Chinese have.....even more intense than the renowned 'water torture'........Poke your eyes out.....was issued as a threat to the West.....
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It's all fun and games until you misplace your abacus and are put on the spot......
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Simon says, assume prostate test formation.
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We keep this round open two weeks.
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Re keep this wound open two reeks.
Fix'd
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Re keep this wound open two reeks.
Fix'd
Gee ranks!
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This past summers G8 meeting was intense....but, with a bold move picking Scissors....China defeated the United States who foolishly stuck with paper three times in a row.....for control of the South China Sea.
Winner! yer up Gary! :lol
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Thanks TV!
Updated Standings
Santa's Little Helpers
Kingshmegland - 118
TempusVox - 72
gmillerdrake - 68
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Builders of Frosty
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
TAC-12
Grizz - 12
Cool Chris - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Those who "service" the Reindeer
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Next Pic:
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How I like my bacon cooked.
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♫ Mrs. Jones and me, tannin' in the barrio ♫
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She should've listened to Captain Obvious when he told her the 5* resorts in Haiti used a 100 point rating scale.
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That moment just before you get cornholed by three Mexicans in a Toyota...
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That moment just before you get cornholed by three Mexicans in a Toyota...
Corolla if I'm not mistaken.
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That moment just before you get cornholed by Adam Corolla?
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If you leave the right treat for Santa, you might get to see the "North Pole"
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Roofing for $10 an hour never looked so appetizing.
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That moment just before you get cornholed by three Mexicans in a Toyota...
Corolla if I'm not mistaken.
Microbus. Toyota Microbus.
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I'd like to clean that gutter.
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What roadkill looks like to a vulture.
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How J Lo was discovered.
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Bitch on a hot tin roof.
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I see the problem with your roof, sir. It is just a crack.
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Tourism commercial song...
''Come to Lebanon, where your wildest dreams await you..."
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I see the problem with your roof, sir. It is just a crack.
:spitcoffee: :lol
There's no need for further submissions.....this one got me good!
Winna.....You're up!!!!
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Thank you! I will update standings later.
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This summer. Unearthed from the official Wes Craven archives. Terror like you will never experience for as long as you live.
"It's a Red State Christmas, Y'all"
Opens July 4th, 2016, in select Gulf state locations.
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Merry F-in' Christmas from all of us here at Cum Get Some Guns & Ammo.
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The only question is who is gonna blow their load - the ladies, or Santa?
Ho Ho Hold on to your 2nd amendment rights!
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Who you callin' a Ho-Ho-Ho?
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Ted Nugent looks like shit
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♫ It's beginning to look a lot like a militia... ♫
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Thank you! I will update standings later.
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Who Santa rides the other 364 days of the year.
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Thank you! I will update standings later.
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Nappy headed Ho Ho Ho's?
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The first concepts for another Charlie's Angels reboot are leaked. Working title is "Charlie's Angels: Double the Penetration"
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Order now.....Billy Ray Bobs Christmas Music makeovers with all your favorites: Silencer Night, Jingle Bullets, The First Napalm....and the classic hit Grandma Got Shred to Bits by a 50 Cal
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6 hoes with guns.
5 special blue pills.
4 beads on strings.
3 cameras set.
2 double dongs
And guns to get Santa off .....
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It's not Christmas if there's no Die Hard.
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suddenly....I've never wanted a chic to 'pop a cap in my a$$' so badly......
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Santa's gonna need some new reindeer.
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Sister Wives Christmas card.
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6 hoes with guns.
5 special blue pills.
:rollin
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Sister Wives Christmas card.
I LOLed, my wife watches that crap show.
People who have seen The Force Awakens already, twice
Kingshmegland - 118
TempusVox - 72
gmillerdrake - 68
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
People who have tickets for The Force Awakens
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
TAC-13
Grizz - 12
Cool Chris - 13
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
People who are still hung up on Vader being Luke's father
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Nice. The drought is over! Will post when I get home from work this afternoon.
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Thanks Chris for doing the update.
Next:
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Baywatch: The Christmas Special
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Every child's fantasy.
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When you wake up hungover and have no clue where you are
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From Director Michael Bay..."Saving Private Kringle"
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The moment 'LOST' jumped the Shark
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Raindeers sure take long walks.
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'Again!?! This poop bag of your crew must weigh 500 pounds, and we haven't even reached Florida. If this is your idea of spreading Christmas cheer, it ain't funny!'
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Castaway 2: No More Christmas
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Bermuda......morning of December 26th.....
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I'll pick a winner after work today. Not sure I've seen it yet.
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In a little known, cruel twist of fate, Santa drowns any reindeer who make his naughty list.
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"Malibu Emergency Services....what's your emergency?"
"Um...yeah, uh- Charlie Sheen is out on the beach. He's dressed as Santa Claus, and man, he is wasted! He keeps telling everybody he's gonna give them the gift of AIDS! Oh...and he has a live reindeer too."
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Low Tide reveals the oddest things.....
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Santa loves him some Reindeer Toe.....
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December 26, 2015.
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December 26, 2015.
Dude....I know you want to be like me because I'm so cool but.....
Bermuda......morning of December 26th.....
:lol
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I didn't even read yours.
I lied, I forgot. :lol
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Been waiting, and waiting, and waiting for SOMEONE to post....
Six o'clock on a Christmas morning
Six o'clock on a Christmas morning
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I didn't even read yours.
I lied, I forgot. :lol
This was funnier than the captions!
Joe, you're up!
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You can't pick that. You have to pick a caption. :lol
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You can't pick that. You have to pick a caption. :lol
:lol
'Again!?! This poop bag of your crew must weigh 500 pounds, and we haven't even reached Florida.
Winner!!
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You can't pick that. You have to pick a caption. :lol
:lol
'Again!?! This poop bag of your crew must weigh 500 pounds, and we haven't even reached Florida.
Winner!!
You can't pick that one either.......it wasn't mine.... :lol
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6 o'clock on a Christmas morning, 6 o'clock on a Christmas morning
Winter Solstice
Kingshmegland - 118
TempusVox - 72
gmillerdrake - 68
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Boxing Day
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
TAC-13
Grizz - 12
Cool Chris - 13
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
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(https://static4.worldofwonder.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/maxresdefault.jpg)
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"Hey Frank, I think we should've bought the illustrated manual."
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This is the EXACT opposite of a rusty trombone.
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Me so horny!
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Dan loved Susan for her "acoustical value"
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New meaning to the term Butt Trumpet.
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Dan, can you hold that note for..um..like 20 minutes?
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Straight from the bl5150 archives into your home this holiday season, it's ... I have no idea what the fuck this is, and frankly, I don't want to.
Learn how to get all kinds of sexy sounds from your french horn in just three easy payments of just $19.99 + s/h.
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If only Al knew how to use a xylophone.
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"Diane, am I supposed to suck, or blow?"
"Beans for lunch? Really?"
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When I said I wanted brass up my ass, this wasn't what I had in mind.
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That's not the kind of scat I had in mind
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This one time at band camp...
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Dragon Attack, since this was your first win, your name goes at the bottom category. You get to jump ahead starting with your second victory. All of those in the third category are all 1 hit wonders. I fixed it for you. :biggrin:
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Hey look! It's Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Ass!
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Honey! How many times do I have to tell you, it's not a G- note, it's the G-spot?
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So, this is the 'whahíbrido pickingant'?
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The new Brass To Mouth fetish.
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The new Brass To Mouth fetish.
:lol
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Can you hear the ocean?
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Wait, why is this funny.....isn't this what a normal lesson looks like?
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It's famous for its sustain.
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It's famous for its sustain.
Maybe in my youth.
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Horn porn
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If someone blows a horn into your arse and nobody buys the album, does it really make a sound?
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Chino finally gets Cone-Lady one-on-one, and exacts his own brand of justice.
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:rollin
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First time judge....winner to be announced at 6pm EST Wednesday (not sure what time that is for you, clock guy)
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6pm EST is 6 toots to the ass.
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Where will YOU be when diarrhea strikes?
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That new position blows more than just my mind!
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This guy is doing it all wrong. You're supposed to inhale.
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Stacy suddenly realized she agreed to something prior to learning the size of Dan's 'horn'......
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Who knew that the pickup line "Hey baby, what do you say we shimmy back to my studio where I can rear mount you and blow my french horn up both holes as you play the theme to Dallas" would actually work one day?
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I'm going to make a short story long. First up, the entries:
"Hey Frank, I think we should've bought the illustrated manual."
This is the EXACT opposite of a rusty trombone
Me so horny!
Dan loved Susan for her "acoustical value"
New meaning to the term Butt Trumpet
Dan, can you hold that note for..um..like 20 minutes?
Learn how to get all kinds of sexy sounds from your french horn in just three easy payments of just $19.99 + s/h.
If only Al knew how to use a xylophone.
"Diane, am I supposed to suck, or blow?"
"Beans for lunch? Really?"
That's not the kind of scat I had in mind
This one time at band camp...
Hey look! It's Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Ass!
Honey! How many times do I have to tell you, it's not a G- note, it's the G-spot?
So, this is the 'whahíbrido pickingant'?
The new Brass To Mouth fetish.
Can you hear the ocean?
Wait, why is this funny.....isn't this what a normal lesson looks like?
It's famous for its sustain.
Horn porn
If someone blows a horn into your arse and nobody buys the album, does it really make a sound?
Chino finally gets Cone-Lady one-on-one, and exacts his own brand of justice.
Where will YOU be when diarrhea strikes?
That new position blows my mind!
This guy is doing it all wrong. You're supposed to inhale.
Stacy suddenly realized she agreed to something prior to learning the size of Dan's 'horn'......
Who knew that the pickup line "Hey baby, what do you say we shimmy back to my studio where I can rear mount you and blow my french horn up both holes as you play the theme to Dallas" would actually work one day?
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To think I was going to put up a pic of some huskies in lawn chairs on a beach or a soccer game…….but my wife agreed with this one, knowing some of the 'minds' on this forum. And she was right! There are at least 20 great entries. If there were 20 judges, there would probably be 20 different winners.
TBA after our supper....
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(cont.)
Thought there would be some holiday themes. My wife instantly came up with 'Do You Hear What I Hear?', and 'C*m, All Ye Faithful'. Or…
Extreme Kama Sutra Gone Bad: The Jericho Walls chapter
Everyone who posted along those lines was highly considered. Too tough for me to pick THE best. I've been looking at them on a spreadsheet without knowing who the posters are, and couldn't narrow it down to a Top Ten.
I thought I might get a couple DT-related ones, such as:
The picture sleeve for the never released 'Erotomania' single
Kris and Kevin's Excellent Adventure / Kris and Kevin's Bogus Journey
A nightmare to remember
Sounds of the NOMACS
What decided it for me was that after the MNF game, I was looking up album titles by a certain musician/producer.
His releases include 'South of the Border', 'Going Places', 'What Now My Love', 'Sounds Like…', 'The Brass Are Comin', 'Blow Your Own Horn', and 'Second Wind', ….perfect for this.
I come back to DTF, and a new entry appears: 'Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Ass'.
Timing.
Tempus Vox, you're up.
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Thank you sir. I have to make this declaration now before I forget, as I would be remiss to do so. This round- your round...is the most complete, thorough, lucid, and comprehensive Caption judging of all-time.
Research? Spreadsheets? Holy crap! You put the rest of us to shame. Unless of course you suffer from untreated OCD, in which case you really should get some help.
Thank you! I will choose a pic worthy of your due diligence.
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Yeah, it makes "that one made me LOL" kinda inferior. :lol
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Thank you, Judge Chamberlain Haller
Spreadsheet: provided a quick review, easy to copy/paste to the forum in a quick fashion, and....'it looks like work at work' (shhhhh). There was a method to the madness. It also was my first win, might be a long time til #2, and I didn't just whahíbrido pickingant a winner at random without cause.
Great 'bad' album cover, great responses.
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Thank you, Judge Chamberlain Haller
"Ovahruuuuuuled..."
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We wish you a Merry Christmas
Kingshmegland - 118
TempusVox - 73
gmillerdrake - 68
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
We wish you a Merry Christmas
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
TAC-13
Grizz - 12
Cool Chris - 13
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
We wish you a Merry Christmas...and a Happy New Year
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Merry Christmas, God Bless, and have at it!
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"These two youths."
"Did you say 'Utes?'
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Six o'clock on a Christmas morning, six o'clock on a Christmas morning
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Jared Fogle? Is that you?
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Seconds later Santa shoved the ball into the screaming child's mouth...ending the suffering for many.
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Your mom said she wanted Ben Wa Balls for Christmas. Unfortunately, I can't find the other one. Did you take it, Timmy?
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Young Mike Portnoy reacts to yet again being told that he is not getting a double bass for the holidays.
"Ya see this, kid? It's Rudolph's red nose! You're SOL this year!"
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All the while, Santa thinks "I got a way better place to shove this ball".
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If you don't shut the :censored up kid I'm going to do to you what I did to Rudolf......see....this is all that's left of him.
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Move the ball, Erik, or your mother dies.
-
Here comes the airplain Tommy
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"Santa, I want a vagina"
"I'm sorry Brucey. This is a ball. You should have two of them."
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SCREAM FOR ME, LONG BEACH!
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Young Tick - "MOMMY, SANTA TOOK MY QUARTER!"
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LOL
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This Man Fed His Son A Ball, What Happened Next You Won't Believe!
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All the while, Santa thinks "I got a way better place to shove this ball".
Winner...yer up!
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Dick Clark
Kingshmegland - 118
TempusVox - 73
gmillerdrake - 68
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Ryan Seacrest
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
TAC-13
Grizz - 12
Cool Chris - 13
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Anderson Cooper & Kathy Griffith
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And today's picture:
(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12406)
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To steal a line from Tempus Vox..
Michael Bay's new remake of Rin Tin Tin.
-
Give me the Milk Bones!
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And today's picture:
(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12406)
No way that squirrel is making it through the night.
-
'The Astonishing' K-9 corps
-
And people think Pit Bulls are the most dangerous breed.....
-
Ok, I have to say...yes we need better background checks!
-
Mother of god...So that's what whahibrido pickingant sounds like.
-
Early shots from the Set of 'STAR WARS VIII' has fans on edge about Rey's lineage......
-
Rover's first catnip experience proved to be more intense than he imagined.
-
And today's picture:
(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12406)
Never mess with a bitch in heat.
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"I have no idea what I'm doing."
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And today's picture:
(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12406)
Dude! I'm so stoned!
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"We can't stop; it's too dangerous"
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"Well, I hate Viet Nam. There's not one fire hydrant in this whole country. There's not one fire hydrant in all of Viet Nam. There's somethin' basically wrong with that. Hahahaha..."
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Die! You sonofmymom! Die!
-
Climb into the sky, never wonder why. Tailgunner..
I'm a Tailgunner
-
"Ruh, Roh!"
-
"Dogs of War"
"Raw Dog"
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"Cry 'Havoc!'"
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Lassie my ass!
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I DARE you to try and neuter me!!!
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Fucking Night's Watch...
-
Because of the increasing complexity of Jordan's instruments, humans were no longer willing to be his techs.
-
This is going to be a real dog fight.
-
And today's picture:
(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12406)
Step away from the dumpster.
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For Frodo!
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You will NOT put me in that crate.
-
If things get to dicey....I'm going to unleash the 'pink rocket'
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"You've turned off your targeting computer, Duke."
-
I smell....the fear of the enemy...........
.....no wait, that's just my a$$......never mind......
-
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
I swear, this one could be used for every caption. lol
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^
Listening to a Wasnatch 'Front to Back' album ;)
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Oach... I thought Catwoman was gonna dance for an eternity but she fell into infinity.
-
"Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war..."
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And today's picture:
(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12406)
You bring that cat in the house and I will unload on you.
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For Frodo!
I don't know why, but this gave me the most giggles.
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"Cry 'Havoc!'"
"Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war..."
Woohoo, I finally thought like TempusVox for once. I didn't win the round but I call that a win
o/
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For Frodo!
I don't know why, but this gave me the most giggles.
Not sure why either.. ;D
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For Frodo!
I don't know why, but this gave me the most giggles.
Probably because I was tickling you at the same time.
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For Frodo!
I don't know why, but this gave me the most giggles.
Probably because I was tickling you at the same time.
Sometimes the most random and ridiculously unexpected lines take the cake.
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:metal
Lord of the Rings
Kingshmegland - 118
TempusVox - 73
gmillerdrake - 68
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Star Wars
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
TAC-13
Grizz - 12
Cool Chris - 13
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
Twilight
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Yes, there's a lot going on in this shot. However, I'm looking at what seems to be dialogue between James and the conductor. What could they be saying? hmmmm By all means, if you find something else about the picture you'd care to say that's your right.
(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/dtsym_zpsmkuroje0.jpg)
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You call that an F# you piece of shit!
Man, the animator of that video is something else!
Hey James, they're towing the forklift.
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Biatch...please.
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"Nobody in your entire orchestra can play bass like that m'fucka over there!"
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"Sorry, I'm not going over there again. Last time I tripped over the monitor."
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Seriously.....I'm trapped inside this octavarium. Can you help a brutha out?
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Chapter One, Dos and Don'ts, Baton Tossing For Dummies
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Başbuğ? How the f*#@ do you pronounce Başbuğ, with all those squigglies and shit?
-
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?!!!!
-
Can't we have at least one song in 4/4!?!?!?
Say, you guys know the actual Count of Tuscany, right? Can you get me a house to rent there?
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Conductor - "I can't wait till this is over so I can go play Worlds of Warcraft"
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"What the hell Jordan? You're doubling my parts."
-
Look at it.....LOOK AT IT!!!!!! This IS Especially, special!!!!!
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And you aaaaarrreeee?
-
The Ultimate Mosh Pit Challenge
-
Hey Erin... we said lower it one octave!
-
There are some good ones so far. I'll pick a winner later on.
-
EVERYONE QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Myung will speak now.......
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JLB: "WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER WHAHÍBRIDO PICKINGANT!"
-
Time to pick a winner....
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Oh fuck. I completely forgot about this. Sorry guys.
Here's the winner. You're up next, Gary.
Look at it.....LOOK AT IT!!!!!! This IS Especially, special!!!!!
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Sweet!!! Thanks!!! :metal
Living the Vida Loca
Kingshmegland - 118
TempusVox - 73
gmillerdrake - 69
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Living in Hotel California
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
TAC-13
Grizz - 12
Cool Chris - 13
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
Can't make a Living
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Next Pic:
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It may not seem like much, but back in the day, 'The Leg Drop' was possibly the most dominating finisher to hit the wrestling world. When the Hulkster Hulked Up, you knew the end was near.
Then came 'The Penis Drop'.
Wrestling was never the same.
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I said, NO TEETH!
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The three legged suplex is the best finish ever.
-
So that's why they called it The Boston Crab.
-
"Do you accept Jesus as your lord and savior?"
"I do"
"Amen brother, welcome to the kingdom!"
-
Mercy!
-
Ngurrgl-ulfy!
Actual vocalization of TAC's post above.
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Talk about going down for the 10 count.
-
That looks like Rick Rude's signature move.
-
Leaked footage from an NXT Training Video How to Succeed in the WWE. Lesson #1: Pretend you are the Ultimate Warrior, and Hulk Hogan is HHH."
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Ultimate Warrior: sucking almost as much as TNA.
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Ahhhhhh I miss Andre
-
Kumbaya my Looooordd Ohhhh that's the spot
-
Hulk Hogan sadly passed on the George Foreman Grill, and was left with only endorsing "Dr. Hogan's Two-Ball Root Serum".
-
Pat Patterson's version of "Patty-Cake".
-
"Seriously, dude, we need to work on a different tag team maneuver."
-
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 inches.... we have a winner!
-
That's one way to hit F#
-
Best submission move ever.
-
For a second, The Ultimate Warrior thought he was in Vince McMahan's office.
-
That's one way to hit F#
Winner Winner......!!!! You're up!!!
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Ah yesss... finally off 4 wins. Only 114 more to catch up to King... but now I'm one ahead of Hef :biggrin:
Les Classements
Pain Beignets
Living the Vida Loca
Kingshmegland - 118
TempusVox - 73
gmillerdrake - 69
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Pain aux Noix
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
TAC-13
Grizz - 12
Cool Chris - 13
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
Saltines
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Photo:
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Without his cigarettes, Smacky the Frog would often get jumpy.
-
I love the kiss of a Prince in the morning...
-
Coz left this one in the smoker just a little too long.
-
Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honali
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I didn't know Lemmy had a pet.
-
Screw Johnny Depp. I'm cooler.
-
How many tadpoles do I have? Well none that I know of.
-
"Yeah... *puffs* ...anyway, to cut a long story short..."
-
The climactic scene of Kermit's one man Broadway comedy, Thank You for Croaking.
-
Let me tell ya' about the first time I lost my tail.....
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The real reason amphibians are going extinct.
-
I've been toad that smoking is really bad for you.
-
Lenny "The Lizard" Lizzano was the most cold blooded assassin the Mob had ever produced.
-
The new entree' at Guy Fieri's restaurants (with choice of dipping sauces).
-
There's some good ones in here... I'll give it until tomorrow morning.
-
GEIKO! FUCK GEIKO!
-
The Dr. told me to quit smoking....but I said "Hey Doc, I breathe through my eyelids so what's it matter?"
-
THE MIGHTY JOINT!
-
So that's what happens when a Disney goes with a 'sister' for a Princess.
-
I've been toad that smoking is really bad for you.
Winner! You're up!
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Thank you! Your next pic...
(https://i845.photobucket.com/albums/ab20/DJAMELEDDINE1986/funny/w6w_2005052010233236e4ac838.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/DJAMELEDDINE1986/media/funny/w6w_2005052010233236e4ac838.jpg.html)
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STANDINGS
Baby New Year
Kingshmegland - 118
TempusVox - 74
gmillerdrake - 69
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Father Time
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
TAC-13
Grizz - 12
Cool Chris - 13
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
Past Presidents of the Hair Club For Men
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Will the Polish ever get it right?
-
I said learn soccer, not lean...
-
FIFA President Sepp Blatter's concept of an even playing field.
-
"Fellas, today's game is going to be an uphill battle."
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You wouldn't want to lose your balls in a bush like that.
-
everything in England is crooked....
-
(guys at the fence)
"I just assumed they knew clear, flat land was needed for the field."
"You gonna tell them the pond has to freeze before the hockey rink gets set up?"
"Nah, f*ck it!"
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Thank you! Your next pic...
(https://i845.photobucket.com/albums/ab20/DJAMELEDDINE1986/funny/w6w_2005052010233236e4ac838.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/DJAMELEDDINE1986/media/funny/w6w_2005052010233236e4ac838.jpg.html)
Off the car, threw the bushes, nothing but net.
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Great googily moogily.
"Not going anywhere for a while?"
I'll bet Messi could still get a hat-trick in less than 25 minutes.
In Ohio, they could never get the hang of frolf, so they decided to have a go with froccer.
Cleveland Browns 2016 training facility. It can't get any worse for them, can it?
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FIFA is so fucking crooked.
-
Only the Italian Women's national team can manage to get more bush on the pitch.
-
FIFA President Sepp Blatter's concept of an even playing field.
Dragon...how quickly Grasshopper you've now moved from the bottom tier. Congrats...yer up.
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(and to think I thought the 'hockey rink' reply was the winner). Once a grasshopper, always a grasshopper.
ZIGGY STARDUST
Kingshmegland - 118
TempusVox - 74
gmillerdrake - 69
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
THE SPIDERS FROM MARS
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
TAC-13
Grizz - 12
Cool Chris - 13
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
DRAGON ATTACK - 2
MAJOR TOM TO GROUND CONTROL
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(https://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120417/640/weird_dog_pictures_which_you_can_barely_explain_640_34.jpg)
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Giclée hoped that when LuEllen posted her profile on "Thick 'n' Furry" he'd not have to endure her ardor anymore...until he realized he was in the profile pic too.
-
That bitch has nursed one too many pups......
-
What a dog face.
-
"Arf"
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Just add water. Makes its own sauce.
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When that dog craps she dresses as a steamer.
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Nailed it! Literally... she nailed looking like her fucking dog.
-
And when she hangs her panties on the doorknob...look out! They're both in heat at the same time!
-
Looks like both need a walk.
-
One of them can lick their own crotch.....
-
One of them licks the others crotch.....
Fix'd it for you.
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Second best method to smell the crotch of anyone you want.
-
Lillian had been ignoring her man for too long so she did a poodle for her man
-
She's got a look in her eyes that seems to say to us all: "There's something really cool happening a few feet away from this camera."
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Selfietime: doggy style
-
People often say that dogs look like their owners...
-
Stay away from her.....she gave my buddy fleas......
-
Victoria Secret's new line "Rrrr In the Pink" throws in some pet appeal...
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I see teets.
-
Killer set of bewbs.
All three sets.
The chick too.
-
Seems like a lot of work just to get the dog into the crate.
-
Who wants the bone more?
-
Laurel and Hardy: Pink Bitch edition
-
Meanwhile, in the basement of the Bernie 2016 campaign headquarters.
-
Still a better love story than Twilight.
-
I'll stop it right here: no political remarks !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/1IkGj5Ghgm4/hqdefault.jpg)
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??? :huh:
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Actually it's ??? ??? ???
-
I didn't think I stuttered.
Let's enjoy this for another 13 hours (clockboy, where are you?), and leave ANY political references somewhere else.
Please.
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Nice Bush!
amidoingitrite?
-
Nice Bush!
amidoingitrite?
Trumped! ;D
-
The rejected 'Erotomania' picture sleeve would have been an instant winner.
Or, 'Who's a good girl? You is. Yes, you is.'
Asterisks were finalists.
That bitch has nursed one too many pups......
What a dog face.
"Arf"
Just add water. Makes its own sauce.*
When that dog craps she dresses as a steamer.
"Nailed it! Literally... she nailed looking like her fucking dog."*
And when she hangs her panties on the doorknob...look out! They're both in heat at the same time!**
Looks like both need a walk***
One of them can lick their own crotch.....
Second best method to smell the crotch of anyone you want.
Lillian had been ignoring her man for too long so she did a poodle for her man***
She's got a look in her eyes that seems to say to us all: "There's something really cool happening a few feet away from this camera."
Selfietime: doggy style
People often say that dogs look like their owners...
Stay away from her.....she gave my buddy fleas......***
Victoria Secret's new line "Rrrr In the Pink" throws in some pet appeal...***
Killer set of bewbs. All three sets. The chick too.
Seems like a lot of work just to get the dog into the crate.***
Who wants the bone more?*****
^
Read above. That's why kingshmegland is the winner. You are up. I'm done.
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I forgot to post a pic. I'm at work. can someone post a picture for me?! Thank you!
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Sure dude.
Standings Everybody rocks today.
Hans Gruber
Kingshmegland - 119
TempusVox - 74
gmillerdrake - 69
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Snape
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
TAC-13
Grizz - 12
Cool Chris - 13
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
DRAGON ATTACK - 2
Sheriff of Nottingham
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New Pic, King style.
(https://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss104/Podaar/king1_zpsremhvwej.jpg)
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Do you even wahibrido pickingant?
Ahhh... the long lost art of "Wang Chung".
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Wha ha... getting inebriated.... I'm picking an ant
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Advanced golden shower aerobics.
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Carrie quickly decided that she didn't want all of that 220, so she tried to cut her ground connection.
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Swan lake aint got nothing on ME!
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First Trump, now this. The Republicans will try anything to win this one.
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Also:
Carrie quickly decided that she didn't want all of that 220 (221, whatever it takes), so she tried to cut her ground connection.
FTFY
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Style points are everything
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Latest "I'm A Little Teapot" variation.
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multi-tasking: liquoring up while limbering up
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And thus....Cirque de Solie was born.....
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Meanwhile, on the set of Pilsner Suck Sluts, Volume 8...
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In order to take it all, Mitsi had to pull her foot up around her ear.
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Backstage prep room at the Blue Dart Ballet.
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Backstage prep room at the Blue Dart Ballet.
Remedy for stage fright
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"Don't tell me Cheerleading is more interesting than Gymnastics... let's see any of you pom-pom waiving back-seat bimbos do this!"
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That door knob sure is shiny... I wonder how they got it that clean?
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Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'Pink Flamingo'....
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They call that move 'the Cosby Kicker'......
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Her legs are gonna be spread even more once she's done with that beer.
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Lisa's alibi was blown when she claimed she was backstage at a Rush concert.
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"So, Mom, did you have to do the wahibrido pickingant when you joined the sorority?"
"Oh, dear....."
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I think I just came
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Round 1 of the Miss Lindsay Lohan Pageant is off to an Astonishing start.
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The parking garage woman clearly used her cone for other things.
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....And this yoga pose is called "The Drunken Slut".
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Candy prepares to fire the ping pong ball.
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Did king forget he was judging this one?
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Did king forget he was judging this one?
nah....he's just probably staring at the pic still......
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Lol
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Did king forget he was judging this one?
nah....he's just probably staring at the pic still......
How smart men get upskirt pics on the Internet.
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They call that move 'the Cosby Kicker'......
Winer for all the right and wrong reasons!
Lisa's alibi was blown when she claimed she was backstage at a Rush concert.
She's no good to me drunk.
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Candy prepares to fire the ping pong ball.
maybe he was still waiting for Candy to fire away........
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She wasn't full yet.
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I don't think its appropriate to call Gary a winer. I think the word you're looking for is a vintner.
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I don't think its appropriate to call Gary a winer. I think the word you're looking for is a vintner.
Must have been subliminal. :lol
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:lol Thanks King!!!
Standings
NFL
Kingshmegland - 119
TempusVox - 74
gmillerdrake - 70
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
NHL
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
TAC-13
Grizz - 12
Cool Chris - 13
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
DRAGON ATTACK - 2
No way in Hell
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Next Pic
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/mudman.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/mudman.jpg.html)
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Get out of the sun people. NOW.
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One of these things, is not like the other
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Michael Jackson, before and after.
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Welcome to the Kenny Rogers Roaster's Sun Roast 2015
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I hate when I over cook my meat.
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Swimming in the Gulf Of Mexico ain't what it used to be.
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Akeem had never seen a camera before, and fearing it had stolen his soul, he killed everyone seconds later.
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Another group of stupid tourists taking selfies with the wildlife.
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Proof that SPF 15 is worthless.
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The Walking Dead: Spring Break edition
This is the result if Coz was caught in a Zombie apocalypse - you can't 'smoke' the evil dead.
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Once you go black, you stand in the back.
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Error: Texture not found
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Years after filming, Uruk-hai were known to try blending in with the regular population.
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A still from the failed, overtly racist version of 'Creature From The Black Lagoon'
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In preparation for auditions for "The Jersey Shore," Vinny accidentally fell asleep in the tanning booth.
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"Pardon me, did someone mention interracial gang bang?"
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Groundhog's Day for Porta Potty Pete was not all it was cracked up to be.
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Holy shit that guy is really tan.
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He's taking his love of the Black album too far...
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The CEO of Kingsford charcoal treats his employees to a beachfront vacation.
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Some tourists choose to ignore local lore regarding the temporary after effects of riding the Hershey Highway.
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Some tourists choose to ignore local lore regarding the temporary after effects of riding the Hershey Highway.
Winner!!! this is just odd enough and right in my wheelhouse......you're up!!!
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gmillerdrake, what is your wheelhouse? ;)
I promise, clockboy, I'll post the winner at 601 EST Friday
Standings
AFC - HOTEL CALIFORNIA
Kingshmegland - 119
TempusVox - 74
gmillerdrake - 70
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
NFC - The LONG RUN
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
TAC-13
Grizz - 12
Cool Chris - 13
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
DragonAttack - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
KFC - HELL FREEZES OVER
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'tis the season.....
(https://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2500389!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_635/505321234.jpg)
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The ref should've passed on the early afternoon game of Frolf.
Let's see if we can give Goddell another scandal to have to weasel his way out of.
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Kent, this is God. Stop Masturbating.
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"Man these refs have been terrible but at least there's no way they can screw up a coin flip...SON OF A BITCH!!!!!"
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Nobody ever looks at a banjo.
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Kent, this is God. Stop Masturbating.
:rollin
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The fuck do these damned receivers keep pointing at?
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After the game....Aaron Rogers immediately booked a flight to Alabama with #32, who by the way....say on Rogers knee the whole flight.
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That Two Face is a real jerk.
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And if you think Banjo is a bad slave name, what do you feel for the poor Outhouse and Horseshit families?
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Hey, isn't that the Patriots' coin?
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Still time for more dirty minded double entendres that I've grown so fond of here.
I thought I might not get as many responses for using this one. Sorry 'bout that.
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This ref would be terrible at tossing salad.
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The ref tried to flip someone the bird and it looked like this:
(https://static9.depositphotos.com/1000633/1162/i/450/depositphotos_11627692-Males-hand-with-a-clenched-fist-isolated.jpg)
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I think I can see Banjo's kazoowie.
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Due to the incoming storm, time to post a winner and get a better picture.
Rodgers tries the 'discount double toss' maneuver.
Banjo: "I can't believe he called 'Air' again"
The ref: "Man, did I just f*ck up or what?"
Yeah, not the best I know. Here are the best,
Kent, this is God. Stop Masturbating.
After the game....Aaron Rogers immediately booked a flight to Alabama with #32, who by the way....say on Rogers knee the whole flight.
"Man these refs have been terrible but at least there's no way they can screw up a coin flip...SON OF A BITCH!!!!!"
This ref would be terrible at tossing salad.
kingshmegland's tied for first. No need for a coin flip. Stop masturbating. You're up!
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:lol
Thanks! I'll post when I get home.
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Crap. I forgot to post. Can someone post a pic for me?! Thanks!
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New pic.
(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/a616289d4cd76fdc1b82d6e371452b13.jpg)
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I'd like to thank the Academy......
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Sneak Level increased to 74
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I have seen Sh%t that will turn your face white......
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Unfortunately for IDEA....he was in the room when Jan and Mike began to brainstorm.
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It was a day like any other. Jeffy stopped by to visit with his sister, Dolly, both of them now with sniveling little brats of their own. It was a pleasant visit. And then they saw him...
A mixed reaction of amazement and fear descended upon the two of them, as if they'd just seen a ghost from their past. They had.
Not Me had returned to wreak more havoc. The two of them realized with growing terror that Not Me's sister, Ida Know couldn't be far behind.
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They rejected me right away. I could've sworn the ad said White Man Group tryouts.
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"You took the easy way out by spray painting him the same color as wall."
"Yeah, but putting up the painter's tape would have been a real pain in the ass."
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"I'm Milk of Magnesia Man, and I'm here to cure your constipation!"
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"No sudden movements. No sudden movements".
Day 13: They still think I'm wallboard
Cotton Candyman
Cotton Candyman
Cotton Candyman
Cotton Candyman
Cotton Candyman
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What's worse than one giant paint bubble? Two giant paint bubbles!
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The Albino Ninja project was a distinct failure
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Pillsbury menage a trois
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Worst. Game of sharades. Ever.
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I'm White Out Man. I was looking for Kingshmegland. He must've misspelled the address.
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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:rollin
Timing is everything. Flawless, TAC!
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Here I was all pleased with myself on what was probably a fairly obscure reference (to the younger members, at least), then TAC comes along and wins the whole fucking thread. May as well lock this one now and start over.
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I wouldn't go there. If Tom Brady's phone can't win, nothing can! ;D
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Just a comment, not an entry (winner is obvious)
'See honey, they've been warning us over and over and over and over and over about severe whiteouts up here, and it's come true.'
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I'm White Out Man. I was looking for Kingshmegland. He must've misspelled the address.
You will burn in hell.
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I'm White Out Man. I was looking for Kingshmegland. He must've misspelled the address.
You will burn in hell.
:lol
I will update and post a pic after work!
;D
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:lol
Tim, update my score as well. Thank you!
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Updated Standings
Diary Of A Madman
Kingshmegland - 120
TempusVox - 74
gmillerdrake - 70
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Bark At The Moon
TAC - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cool Chris - 13
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
DragonAttack - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
Scream
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Next pic:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/21/article-2051977-0E796A6200000578-187_634x351.jpg)
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Leave it to San Fran......
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I guess he was too busy getting his whistle blown to remember to blow the whistle.
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The psi gauges were in my pant. Doh!
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"Adagio...adagio...balancoire...Holding!"
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10 yard penalty. Too many pants on the field.
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The NFL ref shown here prepares to fuck another team with a bad call.
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"I should have stayed at a Holiday Express."
The Cardinals weren't the only ones caught with their pants down today.
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Goodell sends his top stripe-shirt to go and tell Brady to "suck it".
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After the measurement...it's confirmed: 4th and Inches.....
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I'll bet Palmer could hold on to those balls.
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15 yard penalty for flagrant frolicking.
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15 yard penalty for flagrant frolicking.
At least it wasn't for unnecessary roughness.... or illegal use of the hands.
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15 yard penalty for flagrant frolicking.
At least it wasn't for unnecessary roughness.... or illegal use of the hands.
Only centers know that.
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Is that a Referee or a Defensive End?
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Shit it's not the end of a dream, it's my end being bare :facepalm:
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And Richard Simmons throws a flag!!
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The NFL ref shown here prepares to fuck another team with a bad call.
So true! :lol
Winner!!!
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Thank you, thank you...I'll post a photo in the morning. Traveling to Chicago today.
Updated Standings
AFC
Kingshmegland - 120
TempusVox - 75
gmillerdrake - 70
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
NFC
TAC - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cool Chris - 13
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
DragonAttack - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
DESIGNATED HITTER RULE
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Your latest pic...
(https://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww354/Artlair/Random/202.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/Artlair/media/Random/202.jpg.html)
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Playing Beethovens fith just before attacking is one of my habits...
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"Bosk went down to Georgia...he was looking for a soul to steal..."
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The new Star Wars movie was rated R for too much sax and violins.
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With the use of a full orchestra, critics have hailed Dream Theater's 'The Astonishing' as a tour-de-force, which has caused confusion for some fans.
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I told you once you son of a bitch, I'm your father.
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The fiddle is strong with this one.
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It's obvious that Vader could never join Tower Of Power.
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Garth Vader
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Holy fuck, TAC! You're on a roll mang.
:rollin :rollin
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Even Vader will do anything to get in a chicks pants.
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I find his lack of the F Minor disturbing.....
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We must locate the treble bass.
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It turns out that Vader was playing second fiddle to Sidious the whole time.
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Da-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da,
Da-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da.
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Holy fuck, TAC! You're on a roll mang.
:rollin :rollin
Thanks. Probably going to be um..second fiddle to your caption. :)
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Holy fuck, TAC! You're on a roll mang.
:rollin :rollin
Thanks. Probably going to be um..second fiddle to your caption. :)
I don't know, dude. I woke up this morning and thought, "Garth Vader" and commenced with giggling. Mrs. P thought I'd lost my mind.
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"Hey, Aqualung...."
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Never underestimate the Power of the Arpeggio.....
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"Jayzus, where is everybody? Did Dream Theater release a new album or something?"
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I'll give you the gift of music!
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You lack Faythe.
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You lack Faythe.
I find your lack of Faythe quite Astonishing.
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The new Star Wars movie was rated R for too much sax and violins.
There are some really fun moments playing and especially judging this caption game. Picking a first time winner has to be up there, as is judging someone who has moved up to the next level. Neither happens very often...But on this occasion, let me be the first to welcome TAC to the upper echelon of the contest.
Let King know your size for your smoking jacket, and the hookers here only give blowjobs on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Bring your own condoms.
Welcome to the club. Yer up!
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Well I better put that order in then. :lol
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The new Star Wars movie was rated R for too much sax and violins.
There are some really fun moments playing and especially judging this caption game. Picking a first time winner has to be up there, as is judging someone who has moved up to the next level. Neither happens very often...But on this occasion, let me be the first to welcome TAC to the upper echelon of the contest.
Let King know your size for your smoking jacket, and the hookers here only give blowjobs on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Bring your own condoms.
Welcome to the club. Yer up!
Oh ffs, why didn't anyone tell me! I've only been hanging out Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays!!!
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:metal
Thank you!!
Not near a computer this weekend. Can someone please post a pic?
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NEW KID IN TOWN
Kingshmegland - 120
TempusVox - 75
gmillerdrake - 70
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 15
DIGITAL DISCORD
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cool Chris - 13
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
DragonAttack - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
POWER DOWN
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(https://blog.emergencyoutdoors.com/tala/uploads/2013/02/snow-storm-02.jpg)
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John Holmes can sure paint the town white.
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John Holmes can sure paint the town white.
That's disgusting...
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You should see his work.
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I should start working on my computer hacking skills while I'm Snowden.
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Snow is falling all around
What once was lost has now been found.
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Leave it to females to only clean the mirrors.
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If a god cries when it rains, what does a god do when it snows?
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srry dubblepost :facepalm:
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Welcome to Zydar-land. It snows here every day and you won't need that car.
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Welcome to Zydar-land. It snows here every day and you can bury our dead bitches.
FTFY
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Where vampires dare to tread
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"I seemed to have misplaced my cocaine, any chance anyone has seen it?" Keith Richards
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It was then that Buffalo regretted calling out Mother Nature for the ice-bucket challenge.
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Welcome to Zydar-land. It snows here every day and you can bury our dead bitches.
FTFY
:zydar:
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"I seemed to have misplaced my cocaine, any chance anyone has seen it?" Keith Richards
This one made me chuckle the most.
You're up Chris!
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Thank you, TAC. Or, in the words of Keith, "Grmthgthmsn tlmpnhgts sfthmnr."
And now, he has become legend, his name synonymous with genius, his face has launched a thousand posts. But now, for the first time ever, he will be captioned.
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Kingshmegland celebrates another Accident Free Month at the warehouse.
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The machine sounds like it's running fine to me, boss!
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A temp just hired by Kingshmegland gives his response to "See you Monday morning!"
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These headphones play Rush!
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"Hey Don, how do you feel about the name boom-shack-lack?"
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Here I was all pleased with myself on what was probably a fairly obscure reference (to the younger members, at least), then TAC comes along and wins the whole fucking thread. May as well lock this one now and start over.
But on this occasion, let me be the first to welcome TAC to the upper echelon of the contest.
Welcome to the club. Yer up!
These two posts got me thinking. It's big hill to climb on this next level. I haven't been playing THAT long, so I figured I'd see how I really was doing. Including Chris' most recent win today, since I joined, here are the adjusted standings according my my sTACtistics:
GMill-16
TAC-15
Temp-13
King-9
Count-9
Cedar-6
J Boy-5
Chris-4
Dragon Attack-3
Silent Ham-3
Eric Numbers-3
VT Grad-3
Coz-2
bl5150-2
Podaar-2
Tick-1
Zydar-1
Yorost-1
Bosk-1
DR DTVT-1
Splent-1
Randaraan-1
Prog Snob-1
;D
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You trying to put an * next to my name? :lol
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Apparently everyone was using Caption Enhancing Drugs. Bondshmegland!!
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HGSHMEGLAND.
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"Guys, the laxatives worked. Check out this bucket I'm sitting on. They be whoppers!"
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I live the yellow and the black attack!
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Kingshmegland's audition for the role of Vault-Boy in the upcoming Fallout movie adaptation was a rousing success.
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(let's see....the red wire to black, or was it white? Blue wire to green? The yellow to.........)
"Well!?!?!?"
"Good to go! Let 'er rip!!!!"
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"Hey, Don. How'd your wife enjoy the facial the crew gave her last night?"
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Engineering made easy with opposable thumbs.
With beaver teeth like that, Don should've been a logger.
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I got my Deluth Trading Company underwear on.
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I've got this shit!
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To somewhat borrow a Dr. Kelso line from 'Scrubs'......."Guess who has two thumbs, and doesn't give a sh*t?"
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Moments before the Chernobyl Disaster.
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Who has two thumbs and a gerbil hiding in his a$$......
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Who has two thumbs and a gerbil hiding in his a$$......
Richard Gere?!
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So that's where Tom Selleck has been hiding!
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(let's see....the red wire to black, or was it white? Blue wire to green? The yellow to.........)
"Well!?!?!?"
"Good to go! Let 'er rip!!!!"
All good. My winner. Can someone update scores, I think we might be behind one or two rounds.
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PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE
Kingshmegland - 120
TempusVox - 75
gmillerdrake - 70
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 15
GIMME THE PRIZE
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
DragonAttack - 4
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
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The results - and regrets - of a one-time menage-a-quatre with Jenna Jameson.
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Sausages always cause grease fires.
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GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
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Candy asked for her meat medium well.
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What happens when you put too much "motor" into your "head".
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The gay things you learn at Cub Scouts.
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Instant regret from getting that lap dance from Lindsay Lohan
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When Parkinson's meets Flaming Ouzo's
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Next time, slow down and use some lube.
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Three men, one magazine.
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Physics: Rapid wood friction may cause combustion.
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Now the term "fire drill" can be used as a euphemism.
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Big Bang Theory must be on TV.
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Despite repeated attempts from Dr. DTVT's students, they could never successfully create a blue flame out the 'front'
Why can ya never find a good flame eater when you need one?
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Com'on Baby Light my Fire
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These guys are DYNAMITE!!
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Seis nuts roasting on an open fire...
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It's not that I'm not worried about the flame emanating from my crotch, but seriously dude, a PINK Motorhead shirt??
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Detention at Hogwarts.....
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Meanwhile, on the set of Gangbang Flamers, v.9...
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Meanwhile, on the set of Gangbang Flamers, v.9...
Flaming youth will set the world on fire!!!!
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Pierre's Mom's basement in Toronto on the day Hold Your Fire was released.
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"Dude, are you sure this is how you get rid of crabs?"
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Sliding his arm over the back of the couch, Jack knew in his heart that now was the time to finally make his move.
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"Your flames may be longer, but mine is thicker."
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Jeff, Tom and Dave thought long and hard on how to get some chicks to 'slide down their fire pole'
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The CDC announced today the latest, troubling gonorrhea mutation.
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I thought you were bringing the marshmallows.
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If your flame lasts for more than 4 hours......please contact your Doctor.
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This is what happens when you hang with a guy with a pink Motorhead shirt.
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It is obvious that perverted pictures bring out the best from 'perverted' minds'. Winner at 6pm EST tomorrow (because I want more).
Right now......all entries are going into a hat for a drawing. They are that good! Unless...........
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Right now......all entries are going into a hat for a drawing. They are that good! Unless...........
Unless someone burns the hat with their penis!
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^That earned a bonus point
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:metal
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JM, JLB, & MM at the meeting when JP and JR told them that they were writing the new album without them.
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Fantastic Four Cosplay: You guys absolutely suck at it.
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Studies show that teenagers have a burning interest in their own sexuality...
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These guys are a bunch of flamers.
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Jose, Diego and Pablo are resigned to their punishment for cornholing some nice lady in Papa's Toyota Micro Bus out on the interstate last winter.
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Behind the scenes footage at Casting Couch
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Talking the band's name "The Flaming Cocks" literally turned out to be a step too far.
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I'll never understand Hanukkah.
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That's when Storm Thorgerson III said, "I've got a fantastic idea for a band photo!"
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"Well, he said no political jokes, and we couldn't come up with anything else, so we just lit our crotches on fire."
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♪♫ ...'Cause napalm sticks to semen stains ♫♪
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Nerds for Satan
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So I just noticed something strange. All three dudes are wearing glasses.
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These guys were a bit disappointed that they were not mentioned
(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KAwP0RjQIHc/UhCuQWFZZuI/AAAAAAAAelY/AlsBSSUO2ok/s1600/SlapShot_115Pyxurz.jpg)
as well as Three Stooges, and The Flaming Lips.
We were actually going to draw the winner out of a hat. Until a holiday comment. Also, the hat burned. There wasn't one joke that didn't make me laugh. Top Ten are in bold (everyone else tied for 11th). Just like the top thirty DT songs, everyone would judge it differently. Hell, as with most bands, we wouldn't be able to agree on a Top Thirty.
The results - and regrets - of a one-time menage-a-quatre with Jenna Jameson.
Sausages always cause grease fires.
GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Candy asked for her meat medium well
What happens when you put too much "motor" into your "head"
The gay things you learn at Cub Scouts.
Instant regret from getting that lap dance from Lindsay Lohan
When Parkinson's meets Flaming Ouzo's
Next time, slow down and use some lube.
Three men, one magazine
Physics: Rapid wood friction may cause combustion.
Now the term "fire drill" can be used as a euphemism
Big Bang Theory must be on TV. (2nd)
Despite repeated attempts from Dr. DTVT's students, they could never successfully create a blue flame out the 'front'
Why can ya never find a good flame eater when you need one?
Com'on Baby Light my Fire
These guys are DYNAMITE!!
Seis nuts roasting on an open fire...
It's not that I'm not worried about the flame emanating from my crotch, but seriously dude, a PINK Motorhead shirt??
Detention at Hogwarts.....
Meanwhile, on the set of Gangbang Flamers, v.9...
Flaming youth will set the world on fire!!!!
Pierre's Mom's basement in Toronto on the day Hold Your Fire was released.
"Dude, are you sure this is how you get rid of crabs?"
Sliding his arm over the back of the couch, Jack knew in his heart that now was the time to finally make his move.
"Your flames may be longer, but mine is thicker."
Jeff, Tom and Dave thought long and hard on how to get some chicks to 'slide down their fire pole'
The CDC announced today the latest, troubling gonorrhea mutation
I thought you were bringing the marshmallows
If your flame lasts for more than 4 hours......please contact your Doctor.
This is what happens when you hang with a guy with a pink Motorhead shirt
Right now......all entries are going into a hat for a drawing. They are that good! Unless...........
Unless someone burns the hat with their penis!
JM, JLB, & MM at the meeting when JP and JR told them that they were writing the new album without them.
Fantastic Four Cosplay: You guys absolutely suck at it.
Studies show that teenagers have a burning interest in their own sexuality...
These guys are a bunch of flamers
Jose, Diego and Pablo are resigned to their punishment for cornholing some nice lady in Papa's Toyota Micro Bus out on the interstate last winter
Behind the scenes footage at Casting Couch
Talking the band's name "The Flaming Cocks" literally turned out to be a step too far.
I'll never understand Hanukkah.
That's when Storm Thorgerson III said, "I've got a fantastic idea for a band photo!"
"Well, he said no political jokes, and we couldn't come up with anything else, so we just lit our crotches on fire." (thanks, appreciated, and gave me a good laugh)
♪♫ ...'Cause napalm sticks to semen stains ♫♪
Nerds for Satan
So I just noticed something strange. All three dudes are wearing glasses.
I'll never understand Hanukkah.
gmillerdrake, chicken dinner! You're up!
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Cool! Thanks...there were some great ones that round.
The Last of the Samurai
Kingshmegland - 120
TempusVox - 75
gmillerdrake - 71
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 48
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 15
Crouching Tigers
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
DragonAttack - 4
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
Just Plain Hidden
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Next Pic:
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What the DT crew watched on stage during the 'Psycho' intro.
'Ignore the man behind the curtain.'
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Will had a bad case of muscle twitcing
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Jon Bon Jovi's original album cover idea.
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Leaving his two friends on the couch to ponder their own predicament, this is the moment after Brad realized that his penis was actually on fire.
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Breaking bath
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This is what happens when you take "Fire" by Jimi Hendrix too seriously.
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"And in other news...in a strange twist of irony, Nik Wallenda was tragically killed today..."
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The rejected cover to Bon Jovi's Slippery When Wet.
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I fastest way to knock some sense into yourself.
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You should see him take a shit.
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Charlie was reminded that the wife wanted him to pick up an upside-down pineapple cake.
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It was at that moment that Carl wished that it WAS unusual to be loved by anyone.
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And consumers wonder why the 'Do Not Eat In Shower' warning labels are on Chiquita products.
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Gilligan takes a shower on the Minnow in this deleted scene from the pilot.
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The only time man handles would come in handy.
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3/4 dentists do not recommend incorporating this into the "repeat" step of the instructions.
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And that's why you shouldn't go overboard with lube in the shower
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Woody Harrelson proves that he can't dance either.
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[entering, already knowing who should be the winner]
Philippe Petit began to have self doubts the morning before 'The Walk'
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"WTF....does it have to be a female ass, or a burning penis, to get some respect here?!?!?"
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Never get your penis caught up in a shower curtain.
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^
Thank you. That's more like it. :D
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The bar, the babes, was all a pain in the axe. Back 'Home', finally free,....KevShmev, during the 4th quarter, hopped in the shower, and when Peyton......... <expletive deleted excited> ....
'WTF!!!!!!' .aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.............therrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuu............>
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There were a couple goodins'....but the simple, yet effective approach won out this round for me. I can't help but picture this album cover and how great that'd have been.....
Jon Bon Jovi's original album cover idea.
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Thank you good sir.
They've had Faythe
Kingshmegland - 120
TempusVox - 75
gmillerdrake - 71
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 15
Deaf as Daryus
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
DragonAttack - 4
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
Bug'd
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Seems appropriate. Hoping this will spur some gems both pre and post-game - no matter the result.
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The ball isn't round??????
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I can't see the pic.
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Seems appropriate. Hoping this will spur some gems both pre and post-game - no matter the result.
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His wife is on HGH?
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Beyonce almost fell???
You mean every QB doesn't yell Omaha?
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My middle name....oh, it's Kryptonite.....
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Oh, you mean we actually get to play the game....thought the Panthers had already won considering all the Cam stories.....
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Poster for 'Bad Boys III, Sorry I Ruined Your Coronation Cam'
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(in the Nationwide Jingle chant)
We just steamrolled Cam Newton....
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I can't see the picture. :/
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How 'bout now?
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We held the Panthers to how many points?!
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How 'bout now?
I see it. Thank you!
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Dream Theater has how many ballads on the new album?
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"I am Batman!"
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He wore Gold cleats?!
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Surprise buttsechs? In my locker room?
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You better not give the MVP to Manning. I'll kick his ass too!
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He Whahíbrido pickingant?! IS HE NUTS?!
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Winger?? Winger is playing the halftime show??
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So we just have to look at the numbers on the clock behind him?
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"I just won the Superbowl! What am I gonna do now? Whahibrido pickingant..."
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"So you're telling me Dwight Gooden had 276 strikeouts in 1984?"
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So, there is this women placing a cone on a parking spot?!?!???
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Surprise buttsechs? In my locker room?
The king-like spelling tipped this one over the edge. Your up Coz!
And if Winger was playing the 1/2 time show, this would've been Miller's reaction:
(https://milehighsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/USATSI_9093591_164063748_lowres-696x492.jpg)
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Your up Coz!
My what?
Kerry King
Kingshmegland - 120
TempusVox - 75
gmillerdrake - 71
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 15
Jeff Hanneman
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
DragonAttack - 4
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
John Petrucci
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New pic:
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For your next career you've got to learn to take a lot of white stuff in the face...
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'that's not how we practiced it at home, honey.'
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Four out of five Korean golfers prefer cream on their Lotte.
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''How many times do I have to tell you not to spray it in my hair!!!''
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bukkake = fail
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No one owns silly string in Korea.
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See! We no need balls to have fun!
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This is NOT how you're supposed to apply Vagisil.
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Coppertones new SPF 5,000 is a little extreme.
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Not quite as feared or renowned as the Chinese Water torture.....The Korean Shaving Cream Tickle is making headlines now that second place finishers are being routinely attacked with it......
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Virtual reality ménage a trois.
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Asians have excelled in golf over the past decade by using shaving cream to determine wind speed and direction over the old fashioned grass toss.....
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A reminder of Tiger Woods' better days (in more ways than one).
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She's telling you to shave you chin lady.
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She's telling you to shave you chin lady.
Side effects of Korean PEDs.
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Another PSY music video? Oh Goodie!
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The celebration that will ensue when Coz finally picks a fucking winner.
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He's probably waiting for someone to post a funny caption.
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I shall rule on this by COB. Keep yer pants on, will ya?
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I shall rule on this by COB. Keep yer pants on, will ya?
Awe man, you stole my caption!
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:lol
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I don't even know what COB stands for.
Coz Opens Beer?
Coz Oogles Breasts?
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Close of business
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THAT'S what that means?
No wonder I get smacked every time I yell, "Cunt Over Board."
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Close of business
Then Coz is OFB&W.
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I just got a hankerin' for an Asian OREO.......
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While cream on the Lotte was good (I never noticed the Lotte on her hat and looked it up to see what it meant :lol), mention of Tiger Woods made me think fondly of Steel Panther, G came close with the mention of bukkake (speaking my language), but this one took the same subject matter and outdid it by barely a teaspoon:
For your next career you've got to learn to take a lot of white stuff in the face...
WINNAR
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Dammit, just missed it. I knew I should have gone with, "Four out of five Korean golfers prefer "Cleam on the Rotte."
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:lol
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Thanks Coz... let's see if I do this correctly now
The ghost at number one
Kingshmegland - 120
Baby's coming back
TempusVox - 75
gmillerdrake - 71
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 15
Joining a fanclub
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 6
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
DragonAttack - 4
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
Spilt milk
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New image coming soon...
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OK, let's go with this one...
(https://cdn2.cdnme.se/cdn/6-2/1232154/images/2011/uppblasbara-barbara_291_161499557.jpg)
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Baby Coz!
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I'm sure this is the way Dad showed me how to "Plow The Field".
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Mommy, can we bring Daddy's friend with us?
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Introducing the new Jenna Jameson Signature Series baby pacifier.
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Dad. Why can't I have a real wheelbarrow?
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Yes, I'm wearing my rubbers.
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"I like it with or without that detachable penis."
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A reason you don't see more Velvet Touch coin toss booths at fairs.
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Misread the label Dad......it said "For INCHES Four and Up"......not 'ages'........
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So that's how mommy's vagina got the nickname 'sippy cup'....
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Daddy.....I lost my binky...
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Ha ha ha.... some great ones here. Giving it another 6-7 hours
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There were quite a few that made me laugh out loud but Podars double meaning made me roll....
Winner:
I'm sure this is the way Dad showed me how to "Plow The Field".
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(https://orig15.deviantart.net/49c8/f/2013/169/d/5/fuck_yeah1_by_lord_iluvatar-d69lo2o.gif)
Thanks SwedishGoose.
Lord Nafaryus
Kingshmegland - 120
Maleficent
TempusVox - 75
gmillerdrake - 71
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 15
Jafar
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 7
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
DragonAttack - 4
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
Dr. Facilier
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New pic to follow.
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(https://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss104/Podaar/0hVppAUr_zpsvwbu37yi.jpg)
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The Japanese adult remake of "The Hunt for Red October" suffered from massive budget cuts.
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Man....the A-bomb really F'd those people up.....
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When you set a trap for the belly button monster, inevitably the pants monster wins.
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Ahhhh.....So THAT'S what 'Love in a Space Dye Vest' is all about.
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Eureka!!! We have invented the istagina cloning machine...
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Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk middle, sooner or later get squish just like grape.
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What goddamn myth are these fuckers trying to bust?
Meanwhile, on Japan GTV.
She didn't rub the lotion on again, did she?
P.S. I'm certain we've had this image before, but fuck it.... it was surely a long time ago.
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P.S. I'm certain we've had this image before, but fuck it.... it was surely a long time ago.
Seriously? Do you guys want a different pic?
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P.S. I'm certain we've had this image before, but fuck it.... it was surely a long time ago.
we have because I remember posting it.but it twas' a while ago and this image can take the duplication....and so can she...
Seriously? Do you guys want a different pic?
I'm good with it...
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In the year 2345 Yoto Sumaki, his wife and their Pleadic Overlord assemble a machine that will allow them to sift through space time and finally recall the exact amount of Strikeouts Dwight Gooden had in 1984 as all records were lost in the Great World War of 2057
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P.S. I'm certain we've had this image before, but fuck it.... it was surely a long time ago.
Seriously? Do you guys want a different pic?
Don't sweat it. We've had almost 500 pages of this game, so it's impossible for everyone to know/remember what's been used. My only concern or suggestion for a switch is if/when a newb might win, and post one that's been recently used.
Carry on with this one.
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Teletubby porn is really twisted.
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In the year 2345 Yoto Sumaki, his wife and their Pleadic Overlord assemble a machine that will allow them to sift through space time and finally recall the exact amount of Strikeouts Dwight Gooden had in 1984 as all records were lost in the Great World War of 2057
:lol :rollin
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A scene from the North Korean remake of Goldfinger.
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In the year 2345 Yoto Sumaki, his wife and their Pleadic Overlord assemble a machine that will allow them to sift through space time and finally recall the exact amount of Strikeouts Dwight Gooden had in 1984 as all records were lost in the Great World War of 2057
:lol :rollin
I'm telling you TV is a never ending gold mine you started with that. Even if the reference never gets another 'W'.....it's well worth it. :biggrin:
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In the year 2345 Yoto Sumaki, his wife and their Pleadic Overlord assemble a machine that will allow them to sift through space time and finally recall the exact amount of Strikeouts Dwight Gooden had in 1984 as all records were lost in the Great World War of 2057
:lol :rollin
I'm telling you TV is a never ending gold mine you started with that. Even if the reference never gets another 'W'.....it's well worth it. :biggrin:
Thank you, thank you. Each time it's referenced I'm harkened back to the look on that chickens face. :biggrin:
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(https://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss104/Podaar/0hVppAUr_zpsvwbu37yi.jpg)
Japanese horror films have jumped the shark when your monster is born of belly lint.
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Seriously? Black socks with shorts?
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Cindy knew it was time to 'cut the cord' after watching the Asian version of Pee Wee Herman and Big Bird.
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I don't see anything wrong with this picture at all.
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The Teletubbies reboot looks really weird.
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If you need prenatal screening, the erection on your head lasts more than four hours,...please consult a certified physician.
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The moment Chang's parents actually wished he was out smoking pot with the burnouts.
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Gary go the first laugh out of me with,
Man....the A-bomb really F'd those people up.....
Tim got the last laugh out of me with,
I don't see anything wrong with this picture at all.
But, TheSilentHam got the biggest laugh and the victory with,
Seriously? Black socks with shorts?
You're up, Brotha.
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Thank's mate! (Or should I say me Brodaar)
Valentine's Day Whoopie
Kingshmegland - 120
TempusVox - 75
gmillerdrake - 71
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 15
Valentine's Day Date
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Podaar - 7
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
DragonAttack - 4
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
Welcome to Friendzone
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To go along with V-day
(https://www.nocaptionneeded.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Valentines-Day-Elderly-Couple-China.jpg)
edited:to fix image link
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Can you see the pic in above post? google changed the way it did links so I never know whether my pics are shared properly.
edit: fixed
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I can't see it. I usually use Bing for pictures. It's easier to copy them from there than it is from Google.
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Crud, ya I mean I use photos.google.com (formerly Picasso) to post pics, rather than other popular services. :angry: that it doesn't work :/
Ok fixed :) thanks Count
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Happy Chinese New Year.
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Love is allowed past age 70 in China since they can't reproduce anymore.
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This Rich Woman Kissed A Homeless Man, What He Did In Return? You Will Be In Tears!
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- Remember what we did here 70 years ago darling?
- mmmm... let's do it again
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I love you but your fly is down.
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"Honey, will you take that ugly fucking hat out of my face?!"
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"Let's go back to our place, and I'll show you something 'astonishing.'"
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At their age....any kiss could be the kiss of death...
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We got a delivery today. Do you remember why we ordered Viagra a couple of years ago?
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Just behind him, Jeun Un's twin brother Jaun stares and laments the 'switcharoo' he and Jeun pulled years ago that ultimately cost him his true love...
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*whisper* Remember, you promised me a tongue-punch in the fart box.
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Master Oogway returns to the Human World to score chicks!
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Oh my :o (in my best Takei voice) I usually wouldn't boomerang the winner unless it's unavoidable like this. You're up Podaaryus!
*whisper* Remember, you promised me a tongue-punch in the fart box.
An instant winner would have been something like "Let's go home and I'll show you the muff that goes with that hat"
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<>
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Thank you TSH!
Deadpool
Kingshmegland - 120
TempusVox - 75
gmillerdrake - 71
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 15
Hannibal King
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
DragonAttack - 4
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
Green Lantern
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New pic
(https://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss104/Podaar/caption2_zpspq43ex9r.jpg)
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Make like a tree and leave.
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Those men are going to bee all over her.
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She's actually naked.
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Somebody needs to trim her bush.
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Post Coitus Rachel searches for her date to devour his head for valuable nutrients.....
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Mekka lekka hi.... mekka chiny ho.....
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New pic
(https://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss104/Podaar/caption2_zpspq43ex9r.jpg)
Halloween's a bitch when you go as Lady Gaga.
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I'm looking for the French Foreign exchange student staying with me....she was here a second ago......anyone See Enemony?
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Damn, her cherry blossomed!
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Get the new 'Watch-Me-Grow Ch-ch-ch-chia Dress', for only $19.95 plus S&H, and we'll throw in a pair of free pruning shears.
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I dunno what you all are looking at. Looks like a giant Unicorn took a shart.
I believe she's interviewing for a job as a Wal-Mart greeter.
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Rabid Rachels's Anthropophobia bloomed when she moved to L.A
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I'd like to deflower her.
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I slept with her and got a bad case of The Termites.
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Fucking groundhog, I would have preferred 6 more weeks of Winter!
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Elton John is looking good these days.....
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Gaga inspired fashion ideas.
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When startled....the Frilled Wench will attempt to make herself look larger by inflating the skin not affected by botox.
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I hope she's not allergic to bee's.
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Ugh. Never wear a spring dress in the fall.
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I'd fill her with my sap....
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Let's put this baby to bed, shall we?
I chose this picture specifically because I had no thought to where it should go. Still, Gary took it in a direction I would have never imagined. :lol
Post Coitus Rachel searches for her date to devour his head for valuable nutrients.....
Winna.
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Thanks Gregg.....she reminded me of a Praying Mantis....
Shiny Happy People
Kingshmegland - 120
TempusVox - 75
gmillerdrake - 72
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 15
The Unforgiven
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
DragonAttack - 4
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
Might as well be Walking on the Sun
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Next Pic:
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/creepy6.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/creepy6.jpg.html)
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Slip-NOT
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The cold weather of February of 2016 brought the close-knit jingle.family even closer together until, jingle.son DOMINATED THE PIE!
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Oh yeah, well your grandmother is so old she knitted your family sweaters and...
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The pie is store bought.
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The cold weather of February of 2016 brought the close-knit jingle.family even closer together until, jingle.son DOMINATED THE PIE!
I believe this is how most Maple Leafs fans look!
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These Purge movies are getting ridiculous.
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'Making this homemade pie was 'sew' easy.'
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Grandma's getting ready to rob the bakery
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The RHCP use yarn for their penises as well.
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Unfortunately for the Millers, only Bobby was able to infiltrate the KKK meeting.
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Even when visiting out of the way delis during the winters of the 70's, Gene, Paul, Peter and Ace never let their guard down.
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Poster for the new Coen brothers movie:
No pie for Non-knitted men
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The Pussy Riot Pie Baking Contest winners by default....
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New from John Carpenter, and direct to video, The Invisible Man II; Halloways Bakery
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Man....dropping the A-bomb really F'd those people up.....
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Their pie holes are too small.
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The therapist suggested roleplaying as a way to spice up their marriage
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I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...(pulls off mask) stranger.
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Tiger Woods has nothing on Freddie Krueger.
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It's the simple things in life that get me sometimes......the King has spoken....you're up....
Their pie holes are too small.
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TAC, robbed again. :)
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IN TAC'S FACE FLANDERS! :lol
I'll post a pic later tonight.
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I'll post a pic later tonight.
Sure you will.
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I'll post a pic later tonight.
Sure you will.
Maybe I won't now. Go to your room. No Scotch for you tonight.
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I'll post a pic later tonight.
Sure you will.
Maybe I won't now. Go to your room. No Scotch for you tonight.
King, you are the "king" of I'll post a picture when I get home....5 days from now. :lol
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I know. Just got out of work. Needmore grown up juice. I'll post in a few hours.
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I got yo grown-up juice right heya!
Oh, nevermind, my prostate has gone missing it seems.
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Giggity. Here you go.
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Pu3cf1s_zpsyxifxlti.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/Pu3cf1s_zpsyxifxlti.jpg.html)
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Kip Winger
Kingshmegland - 121
TempusVox - 75
gmillerdrake - 72
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 15
Reb Beach
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
DragonAttack - 4
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
TAC
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So that's where Jackie and Cram went for drinks.
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Having misplaced her glasses......bout to crash still has the confidence to hit on the Hot young Asian boy she met at the hotel bar.
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:hat
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:hat
There's a 'small' resemblance....but honestly.....who out there is gonna touch your beauty? :biggrin:
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"I remember too well the last time we were here and my hubby did the chin ups while peeing. Waitress, we'll need extra napkins."
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Red skirt girl looks like something is poking out of her ass.
Not a caption, just a comment.
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A rare Winona Ryder appears!
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The girls in this establishment only want well trained men...
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South Dakota's new warning signs that someone will be 'checking' women, just to make sure.
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South Dakota's new warning signs that someone will be 'checking' women, just to make sure.
Lol, I was going to put something but it was not nearly as funny as that.
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Restroom Ninja Warrior is a big hit in Taiwan.....
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In The Phillipines, men (especially foreigners) are always encouraged to use two factor authentication to verify there aren't any "surprises" under the skirts they are chasing - adams apple visual check, and the less subtle "stall check".
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Chipotle's new method to check if any customers get sick from the food.
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Would you please direct me to the Cosby room?
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Guinness sent Korean expert Short Duck Dong to a local establishment in Raymond,NH to find the world's smallest penis.
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;D
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Guinness sent Korean expert Short Duck Dong to a local establishment in Raymond,NH to find the world's smallest penis.
I go by thickness. Also I'll pick a winner in the am.
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When in line for the unisex restroom, men are required to graciously wait their turn.... on a pogo stick
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Chicken wings? I thought it said chicken legs.
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Would you please direct me to the Cosby room?
So bad it's so good.Winna!
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Would you please direct me to the Cosby room?
So bad it's so good.Winna!
Definitely!
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Thank you King! :yarr
Casa Bonita
Kingshmegland - 121
TempusVox - 75
gmillerdrake - 72
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 15
Welcome to Moes!
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
DragonAttack - 4
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
Yo quiero Taco Bell
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Next Pic (Hope we didn't do it already):
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Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah
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Photographic evidence that East Korea launched the outlawed 'F Minor' attack.
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Kim Jong & The Riftmasters. One country only!
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Korean AC/DC tribute band Who Made Who.
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They only know the Noise Machines.
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Ride the Rightning!!!
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One wrong note and you're dead.
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All I know, is that they ain't playing 'and we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.'
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(https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3462/3197433304_404c0e9aaf_o.jpg)
Were Sargent Peppers North Korean hearts blood band. Will kill you just before the show.
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Boy, George Lucas' clones look cheesy.
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Korean DT cover band....
I am the leader of, the Ravenskill militia!
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Korean Military Leader Kwan So Leung was executed when the army showed up with guitar runs instead of machine guns.
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(yaaaawwwwn)
stomp, stomp, slap, stomp, stomp, slap, we will, we will D.P.RoK. you
stomp, stomp, slap, stomp, stomp, slap, we will, we will D.P.RoK. you
stomp, stomp, slap, stomp, stomp, slap, we will, we will D.P.RoK. you
stomp, stomp, slap, stomp, stomp, slap, we will, we will D.P.RoK. you
stomp, stomp, slap, stomp, stomp, slap, we will, we will D.P.RoK. you
(3 miles to go)
stomp, stomp, slap, stomp, stomp, slap, we will, we will D.P.RoK. you.....
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How it feels to walk into guitar center and hear every single person playing the opening riff of "Smoke on the Water".
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We're here, we're brue,
We pray ploglessive lock for you
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When Kim Jong-un ordered The Blue Man Group for his birthday, this wasn't what he expected.
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When not battling in Slaver's Bay, the Unsullied like to entertain the Queen with songs of their homeland like the one being sung here, I May Have No Balls But At Least I Don't Have To Shave.
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Good ones again. Good timing for TA references, and this was the first one. Nice job TAC, you are up!
They only know the Noise Machines.
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Thank you Ham!
Will update and post after work!
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Dime Bags
Kingshmegland - 121
TempusVox - 75
gmillerdrake - 72
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 16
Bean Bags
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
DragonAttack - 4
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
Douchebags
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Cam Newton has really taken that Super Bowl loss horribly.....
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Just finished recording the new Devin Townsend album, sounds like it's going to be the same old shit again.
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Astonishing.... my breakfast!!!!
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Wait....Superman is married?
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Charles Barkley laid an egg again.
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No no .... THIS is the Cosby room.
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I'm sorry, but I swear Ser Pounce was not in Tywin Lannister's death scene.
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Charmin, Please!
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Trying to imitate the final scream in 'My Last Farewell' in a not-so-perfect setting.
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Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
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Those headphones do NOT go with that cat.
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I only crap hearing F#.
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Let's go people. You all have until tomorrow morning! BRING IT!!!!
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Let's go people. You all have until tomorrow morning! BRING IT!!!!
That's what he's saying on the toilet.
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Let's go people. You all have until tomorrow morning! BRING IT!!!!
That's what he's saying on the toilet.
:lol
There. Winner!
I'm putting this picture out of its misery. I thought there was more there. I guess not.
Update and post, Joe!
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Shit, I was just about to post the best caption of my entire life but then I got the message that I someone had posted while I was writing. Checked it and TAC given the victory to King.
:emo:
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Sometimes you've got to shit or get of the pot Podaar. :lol
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Sometimes you've got to shit or get of the pot Podaar. :lol
Came to post the same exact thing! :lol
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:biggrin:
Have at it!!
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/guttermind13_zpsarb8dify.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/guttermind13_zpsarb8dify.jpg.html)
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Cam Newton has really taken that Super Bowl loss horribly.....
And I was going to post a Cam comment but was beaten right out of the gate.
But, gotta admit........
Onto the new one:
"RAID !!!!!"
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Apparently Bolsters was cockblocked by jingleboy in Evermind's roulette.
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Denver Broncos
Kingshmegland - 122
TempusVox - 75
gmillerdrake - 72
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 16
Carolina Panthers
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
DragonAttack - 4
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
Roger Goodell
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Aboard the Gronk Party Cruise.
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What the fuck even is Japan?
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Protip... no stick - good; adhesive - bad.
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Nymphomaniac Naomi was always on fire...
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Don't worry Kuyshi... a little spot-shot will take care of that shart stain.
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Caitlyn Jenner gets another treatment of Dick-Be-Gone.
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And yet another use for WD-40 is discovered.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/guttermind13_zpsarb8dify.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/guttermind13_zpsarb8dify.jpg.html)
Asian Giant Hornets are being found everywhere in Japan these days.
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...and if you think that stinks, you should smell her breath.
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And eventually if left untreated, it becomes Athletes Pussy.
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'Okay, you're done!....NEXT!' :yarr
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A worker at Japans 'Real Doll' factory adds the custom "skunk" scent as requested on the order form.
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The start of a New Prom Night Tradition, Chastity Glue is really taking off in some states....
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"When your situation down South, makes him breathe through his mouth....Summers Eve...hygiene spray"
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"When your curtains are a flappin', and it sounds like someone's clappin'....reach for Labia Grip"
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"When something's gone wrong, and it's the smell of your thong....Summers Eve...hygiene spray."
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And eventually if left untreated, it becomes Athletes Pussy.
This made me chuckle. Winna!
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Thanks!
Sorry for the delay....Been traveling.
Igneous
Kingshmegland - 122
TempusVox - 76
gmillerdrake - 72
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 16
Metamorphic
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
DragonAttack - 4
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
Sedimentary
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Your pic...
(https://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm204/j4jokes/funny%20pictures/ATT261875.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/j4jokes/media/funny%20pictures/ATT261875.jpg.html)
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There were some days that Chen Wang questioned why he chose the occupation of road-cop.
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Fart and I'll do a wheelie on you!!!
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And this.. ladies and gentlemen, is how babies are born in Germany.
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And this... Ladies and gentleman is how you prevent babies from being born in Germany.
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The Chinese always find an easier way to take care of crotch rot.
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"It's fun to stay at the Y....M....C...A........"
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This guy is nuts.
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The Berlin Wall isn't as impressive as I expected it to be.
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This is the future of trust falls. Prepare yourselves.
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They'll end up having hot rods should he fail the jump.
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It can literally take balls to perform this stunt
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Evel Knievelschmidt's career never did attain the heights of his American counterpart.
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Talk about having skid marks in your shorts!
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Bosk hazes the DTF noobs.
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Chinese proverb, Man jumps 6 men, man becomes Richard Simmons.
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How the East German female volleyball team learns to hide their penises.
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Hot Rod Yoga is all the rage these days....
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Talk about having skid marks in your undies.....
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Talk about having skid marks in your undies.....
Um...
Talk about having skid marks in your shorts!
;D
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Ah, cola, soda pop. It's all the same. :lol
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:lol
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Talk about having skid marks in your undies.....
Um...
Talk about having skid marks in your shorts!
;D
Cock block German style ;D
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A weiner block!
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Talk about having skid marks in your undies.....
Um...
Talk about having skid marks in your shorts!
;D
:facepalm: Great minds..... ;)
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Der'evil Shnell'Kneivel
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Well look who showed up!!! What's up YBS!!!!!!
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a quiet life.
hello everyone
glad to see you're all well
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It taint a hill but it taint a mountain.
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Der'evil Shnell'Kneivel
(https://memesvault.com/wp-content/uploads/Keanu-Reeves-Whoa-09.jpg)
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Ytsebitsy came out of the woodwork to complain about the upcoming release of the new Circus Maximus album.
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(https://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm204/j4jokes/funny%20pictures/ATT261875.jpg)
Castrated men have more fun!
paid for by extreme Eunuchs 2016
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Bringing "Buck-Buck" into the 21st century.
German roulette - you keep adding one person to the end of the line, while lowering the ramp.
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You could say that, despite making use of modern technology, the Japanese way of anti-conception is more... primitive
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German manufacturer, Fartenschtinker demonstrates their Methane fueled dirt bike.
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Apparently the guy at the end has the..um..shortest straw.
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Falco still has a flair for the dramatics!
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'V' for Vasectomy!
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Everyone got your helmets on? Good, safety first!
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I don't want your pickle.
I just wanna crush it with my motor-cickel
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That guy can't find the wet spot.
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"It's not easy being green.
It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things.
And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water-
or stars in the sky."
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Oh I know....
V is for vasectomy.
;D
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'V' for Vasectomy!
Oh I know....
V is for vasectomy.
;D
:lol
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Oh I know....
V is for vasectomy.
;D
I deserve that :lol :clap: well played....
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Both of you, a duel! On dirt bikes!
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Both of you, a duel! On dirt bikes!
Great! King, Tempus, Jingle, Podaar. The rest of you! On your hands and SPREAD 'EM!!!
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I'm the closest to the ramp.
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I'm the closest to the ramp.
Good call! :tup
:lol
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I'm the closest to the ramp.
You can tell me by the biggest bulge.
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I'm the closest to the ramp.
You can tell me by the biggest bulge.
You always get the biggest bulge when other guys are spreading their legs!
:P
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He may be talking about my belly. :lol
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Evel Knievelschmidt's career never did attain the heights of his American counterpart.
Dragon...this one got me. You're up!
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WHEN THE MUSIC'S OVER (Urlacher #54)
Kingshmegland - 122
TempusVox - 76
gmillerdrake - 72
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 16
GIFT OF MUSIC (Car 54, Where Are You?)
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
DragonAttack - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC (Studio 54)
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Related to my first reply for the last caption....so don't blame me entirely
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/22/1c/62/221c627985ba58f4441da4826c0b1d6c.jpg)
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Jane, you ignorant slut.
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The origins of mashup are finally revealed.
With his handle-bar 'stache firmly grown in, Cheech was finally able to infiltrate the unit to find out which team they really were pitching for.
"Where is his other hand" was going through more than one person's mind in this photo.
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Caitlyn is explained. Bruce Jenner was a Village People groupie.
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That picture is gay.
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The last photo ever where MJ was the darkest brother in the bunch.
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Apparently, the entire Brady Bunch needs a Snickers.
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Minesweeper - political correctness edition
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Probability that this picture was taken at the Playboy Mansion - 4%
Hey Valerie, you left your bush on Victor's face again.
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Hey, he's your plastic surgeon as well?!
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Just throwing this in as a bonus view for 24 hours. The first 'Razzie Award' winner. Perhaps I should have used it instead.
Don't worry, Valerie, you're safe. They are more frightened of you, than you are of them.
[edit: I was advised (no order or demand) that perhaps I should take this down. I did a zoom test on it before posting. It was from a simple google 'Can't Stop The Music' image search, clicking on YMCA if curious. Sorry about that.]
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...at the Y.M.C.A....
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Oh look! A rubber ducky.
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Meanwhile in Las Vegas...
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Hey.... anyone up for a tensome?
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'Hey guys, I got a fresh stash of blow! right after this picture's taken, first one to the John wins!'
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Don't you hesitate, there is no need to wait, they're signing up new seamen fast!
EDIT: Just saw the standings titles and DA - my wife, a long-time Bears fan, loves Brian Urlacher.
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After this night....MJ had the inspiration for 'Dirty Diana'.
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Tonight, The Village People with very special guests, The Wannabees (Wannabee Woman, Wannabee White, Wannabee Actor, Wannabee Singer)
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Billy is not my lover.
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The camera is here! Not over there! I can't work with these guys!
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Waiting backstage for Johnny Carson to start the ritual ''Tonight Show Orgy".
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Six queers, a transvestite, a commie, a mutant, and Miss Eve Teschmacher walk into a bar....
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Is that Miss Teschmacher? I was wondering who that was.
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I didn't think black snakes were water animals?
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It's an octopus!
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Snickers, Wannabees, Miss Eve, MJ and Jenner references, 'where is the other hand', etc. Sir GC tries the 'Urlacher' maneuver....
I love playing along, seeing and posting pics, reading the replies ..........but hate judging THE winning entry.
Hey Valerie, you left your bush on Victor's face again.
As I looked to see who sent the entry, I checked the standings. Darn, the big five-O in wins.
Chad, you're up.
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"How to Move to Canada"
Kingshmegland - 122
TempusVox - 76
gmillerdrake - 72
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 50
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 16
"How to Move to Mexico"
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
DragonAttack - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
Staying put in 2017
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(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12442)
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(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12442)
Now everyone has seen Peyton's junk.
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Heads up! Meteor! 3 O'clock!
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Squirrel!
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Look up... the euro is rising
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'Don't worry, Pops, I think that pigeon is almost empty.'
Putting helium in footballs wasn't such a good idea after all.
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(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12442)
One has to look up when looking at Trump's ego.
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When the Queen passed by, David Cameron's platinum erection burst from his trousers, and everyone tried desperately to look away.
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All the Royalty was there for the inaugural quidditch match between England and the Ireland.
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The day the 50-Foot woman decides to wear a mini skirt.
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Look out, Trumps about to shit on us all!
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STUUUUUUPOR DUCK!
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World leader Amazon upskirt porn
Talk about specialized...
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Oh, hi Bosk!
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'Alright who farted?"
'Not me...nope, wasn't me....'
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"I say... those are some big tea-bags Peyton. Wonder where an Englishman may find a kipper snack to compare with those."
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When the Queen passed by, David Cameron's platinum erection burst from his trousers, and everyone tried desperately to look away.
Winner. Dick joke's almost always gonna get a giggle - and it did here.
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Thank you!
Standings
Core
Kingshmegland - 122
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 72
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 50
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 16
Mantle
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
DragonAttack - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
Crust
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Your pic...
(https://i680.photobucket.com/albums/vv170/jinzo813/XMA11251688679.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/jinzo813/media/XMA11251688679.jpg.html)
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Guaranteed they're having a shitty day.
Zero guesses as to which one of these two has seniority.
Wonder if they're making a deposit or withdrawal? If this is the Newark franchise, I'm guessing the former.
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These guys know their shit...
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Slogan
"While John Holmes can push it in, we'll pump it out"!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS! SHITTER'S FULL!
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Proof that your job isn't as bad as it could be.
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Thanks to a clerical error, going to school for some kids stunk even more than usual.
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´All aboard!´
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Name of the second vehicle in the fleet? The Shartmobile.
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Hillary supporters parked outside a voting location.
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Your pic...
(https://i680.photobucket.com/albums/vv170/jinzo813/XMA11251688679.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/jinzo813/media/XMA11251688679.jpg.html)
WATCH OUT FOR SHATNADO!!
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Looks like the search for Princess Vespa has been a bit more productive
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"Yeah, me too. I thought 'turd herder' had something to do with farming and sheep."
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Looks like they're crossing the streams....that's NEVER good..
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Mobile Food Truck - Chocolate Shake Version
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The cleaning staff from Guys Grocery Games take care of the cleanup on aisle 5.
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Math: See, you will not need to use it.
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I wish dad was a baker.
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Nail-clippers. Mandatory.
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The job title of the man behind the wheel is "Pile Driver".
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These gents are terrific and their jobs and suck shit. Simultaneously.
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Donald Trumps tour bus.
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The job title of the man behind the wheel is "Pile Driver".
:lol
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Winner....Yer up!
Guaranteed they're having a shitty day.
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Wahoo! Boomerang victory tastes so sweet.
Standings
Big Hands
Kingshmegland - 122
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 72
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 51
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 16
Little hands
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
DragonAttack - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Prog Snob - 2
Little Marco Rubio
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(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12509)
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"Penis enlargements? Is this the room for penis enlargments?"
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(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12509)
United States of America circa: 2018...President Sanders "Single Payer" healthcare system is getting out of hand.
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(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12509)
Where the material for Ass Implants comes from...
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I've heard that Dr. Longface is a Real Jackass.
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I wonder if the jack ass knows there are two ladies in the hallway.
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"Excuse me....can I burro your Stethascope?"
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Sorry I kicked the door in.....I couldn't find the don-key
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(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12509)
"For God's sake Helen, your ass is out again!"
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"Excuse me....can I burro your Stethascope?"
:rollin
Awesome!!
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How are you this morning, Mr. Tomlinson? I'm your hospital-appointed social worker and I just need to ass you a few questions.
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(https://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12509)
I'm here to pick up Peyton's HGH!
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Still not as big of a jackass as Donald Trump.
-
El Chapo breaks out again.
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Sitting lady in the background: I can't take it anymore... my Jack is such a big ass
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Great, another ass I have to probe.
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No! I don't even know what a Patch Adams is!
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For the last time....it's physically impossible for me to take my shoes off in order to come in....
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Oh yeah? Well your mother's ass is so hairy that when she goes to the doctor for an exam, he has to push aside the tail.
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STRIPAGRAM!
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Still a better love story than Twilight.
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"Penis enlargements? Is this the room for penis enlargments?"
First pitch homer. You're up Johnny boy.
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Awesome! Thanks, Chad.
Standings
Peyton Manning
Kingshmegland - 122
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 72
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 51
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 16
Eli Manning
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
DragonAttack - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Prog Snob - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Rex Manning
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(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/funny_zps70emh9rn.jpg)
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The only time it's good to have a clogged Tail Pipe.
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He no longer has to "ride his unicycle" if you know what I'm saying... ;)
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This guy can only bike for 5 minutes. Needs to recharge.
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"May I trade this in for the Double D class please?"
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One for my baby and one more for the road...
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Full Throttle lasts about 14 seconds....
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You don't want to be near him when he Toots the Horn....
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He's so cool, he steers with no hands.
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you have to choke her a bit to get her to warm up and then start....
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Gives a whole new meaning to the 'Jiffy Lube special'.
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Me bike you long time
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Schaaawwwiiinnn!
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"Pedal faster! Pedal faster! "
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When asked about his bike, Bert quipped " At least it's not me bent-over like that... that'd be perverse wouldn't it? And probably uncomfortable. I'm sure she'd last longer than I do."
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The term Bike Rack now has a new definition.
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The term pounding the pavement now has a new definition.
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The term 'I'm gonna go for a ride on my blow up doll' has new meaning.
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She's been ridin' rough. I think she's about to blow a rod.
She's got a pretty bad leak. There's a hole somewhere that I gotta find and plug.
Three mexicans in a microbus cornholed her on the interstate last winter and barely left a mark.
Needs an air freshener.
A little lubricant and a few yanks on the chain and she's ready for action.
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She's about 3 psi low.
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Ted the Taxidermist has built himself a new bike... Hot Ronda
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For some guys, rug burns are not enough.
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A rare relic from the Ed Gein collection; the skin stingray.
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Bumper Sticker:
My other bike is Chinese.
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Bumper Sticker:
My other bike is free mustache rides.
FTFY
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Bumper Sticker:
My other bike is your mom.
FTFY
FTFY
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I'll read through these again and pick a winner later. :)
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I'll read through these again and pick a winner later. :)
Let me guess. You're going for a bike ride?
:neverusethis:
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Nope.
Banging his RealDoll, but you were close.
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I'll read through these again and pick a winner later. :)
Let me guess. You're going for a bike ride?
:neverusethis:
Nope.
Banging his RealDoll, but you were close.
The both of you are right. We're having a three-way.
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Nope.
Banging his RealDoll, but you were close.
Not sure I'd want to be close that, bro.
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Nope.
Banging his RealDoll, but you were close.
Not sure I'd want to be close that, bro.
Yeah, she's a squirter.
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Nope.
Banging his RealDoll, but you were close.
Not sure I'd want to be close that, bro.
Yeah, she's a squirter.
She's a collector.
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Owns a copy of "Viagra for Dummies"
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(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/55688506.jpg)
The only time it's good to have a clogged Tail Pipe.
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We're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe.
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I'll move this to the new page since Coz already started drinking. :lol
(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/55688506.jpg)
The only time it's good to have a clogged Tail Pipe.
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Fantastic....thank you Sir!! Good pic and there were a ton of funny posts in that one.
Standings
The Western Conference
Kingshmegland - 122
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 73
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 51
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 16
The Eastern Conference
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
DragonAttack - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Prog Snob - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
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Michael Jacksons kids after one of many operations to get his look...
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Back in my day, we had wooden masks and we liked it!
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The Purge 4: School Days
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Open auditions for the Kato role in the Green Hornet.
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So as not to look foreign, Asian children are taking drastic measures to avoid encountering resistance from Trump supporters.
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Anonymous: Toddler style.
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The Yakuza: The Formative Years
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"It is me, Alex, and my three droogs.."
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Recess at St. Louis Elementary after the Blues get knocked out again in the first round.
Sorry Gary.
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Because of strict upbringing, young criminals in Chinatown were forbidden from leaving the front of the house. Here they are following the Great Shoe Heist of the 1950s.
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I didn't realize that Minions was a remake.
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Recess at St. Louis Elementary after the Blues get knocked out again in the first round.
No apology needed.....I've already ordered mine to wear in about a month :lol Nonetheless.....know thy judge.....YOU WIN!!
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Josh Groban
Kingshmegland - 122
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 73
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 51
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 17
Josh Donaldson
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
DragonAttack - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Prog Snob - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Josh Duggar
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New pic:
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-O8CoB6A1gpw/UUCRoJ_JeRI/AAAAAAAAAHE/gf5rJYDBYZQ/s1600/fat_guy_fail_03.jpg)
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How I spend my weekends in the summer.
An add for Route 101 in NH.
Never grease up a heavy man with Coppertone unless he is standing.
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How I spend my weekends in the summer.
.... after a full body wax.
This is as close as he's ever gonna come to a menage a trois
New OLN TV show idea - Man vs Gravity
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Hurry! Timmy is sinking! We need a floatation device!
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Oh shit! It's Mr. Creosote
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Hurry! Timmy is sinking! We need a floatation device!
No I'm not! But if I was, I'd rather sink! :D
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Beach goers tried desperately to get the Orca back in the water...but it was too late.
-
They make titanium lawn chairs?
"Quick, get him up! I know Buffy's somewhere in there!"
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Grab him! He ate Becky.
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He's mine! No, he's mine!
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Lenny... just how many taco's did you eat?
Meanwhile, in Flavourtown.
They make titanium lawn chairs?
Nope... look at the bend in the arm-rest.
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HeftyDuty Absorb-a-Tron 5000 debuts their new patio furniture line.
-
(2) more things Johnny collected with that Powerball win...
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"If you pull his finger, I'm kickin' yer ass!"
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Spring break in Mexico left Jimmy with a bit of a beer belly.
-
Chris Christie visits Seaside Heights.
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Weekend At Bernie's 3: Bernie Let's Go
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...and Rosie O' Donnell is still getting hotter girlfriends than I am.
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"I got me a car, it's as big as a whale
And we're headin' on down to the Love Shack... "
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The Winner. Made me laugh.
"Quick, get him up! I know Buffy's somewhere in there!"
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(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/hqdefault_zpsjoueoatp.jpg)
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*rike
*raugh
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You guys make me raff, too :tup
BRACKETOLOGY
Kingshmegland - 122
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 73
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 51
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
TAC - 17
COSMETOLOGY
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
DragonAttack - 6
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Prog Snob - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
COLONOSCOPY
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slightly different
(https://i.factmonster.com/images/cine/01120701.jpg)
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The bluejays were always dogged to win
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It wasn't the fact that the Timberwolves had a dog on their roster that kept them from winning. It was the prevalence of white kids on the team that was their undoing.
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'Look, thanks for the petting, but I keep telling you guys: 'I'm NOT a Timberwolf!'
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He's in trouble since he buried the ball at halftime.
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The Timberwolves had some ugly cheerleaders.
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Air Buddy 14: We've really run out of ideas.
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Do I smell peanut butter?
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<kid on left> Awe geez man... put that fuckin thing away!
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Ok, so for the final play, when I set the pick, Jones, you piss on his leg.....
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Air Buddy 14: We've really run out of ideas.
I was going to make an Air Bud reference, until I realized it was actually a scene from Air Bud. :lol
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(https://i.factmonster.com/images/cine/01120701.jpg)
Kid in back - "OMG, what is that pink thing!"
Dog - "Hi there"
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Get your filthy paws off me you damn dirty kid
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Coach realized he made a mistake in naming his captain when all Buddy did was bark out orders.
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As seen here, Timberwolves are known to come out of the forest to mate with urban dogs.
-
Rusty got called for another double dribble.
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I put this one up because of the tourney. Two of my past companions, Freddie and Denny, had birthdays in March, the latter having crossed the Rainbow Bridge last year. And for those who have gone through the loss of their 'buddy' recently.
Anyhoo, as to comments…….from the kid who spotted the dog's 'excitement', the buried ball, the pick, barking orders, all had the lead until the last entry.
Rusty got called for another double dribble.
For the double entendre, TAC, you're up
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Thanks DA!
Smoked Meat
Kingshmegland - 122
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 73
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 51
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
TAC-18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Ground Meat
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
DragonAttack - 6
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Prog Snob - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Mystery Meat
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Next pic:
(https://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/1388.jpg)
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Of course, I feel like we could start every caption round with this:
How I spend my weekends.
;D
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Next pic:
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Boscoe simply Dreds choosing between pancake mixes...
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Rapunzel needs to lay off the (Hershey's) sauce
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Yo - little black John Cena... where can I find the fruity pebbles?
fruit aisle? fruit aisle? fruit aisle? ... If my baby wants 12 lemons, my baby gets 12 lemons.
Big Boss Man is seen picking up munchies for his Hall of Fame after party.
Excuse me sir, do you have any grey poupon?
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Khal Drago has really let himself go
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"Yes, Dad, I heard the greeter say that you have a nice tail. No, Dad, I don't think she was admiring your ass."
Mophead Mel wonders if he can take care of the spill in aisle 4.
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Twins 2: Ghetto Tales
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Still a better love story than Twilight.
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(https://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/1388.jpg)
'Where the fucks the Trump mayonnaise!"
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Of course, I feel like we could start every caption round with this:
How I spend my weekends.
;D
I have more back hair.
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Next pic:
(https://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/1388.jpg)
Duncan Hines fo shizzle.
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Just an average Saturday afternoon for Penn and Teller
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Food shopping is not just for pussies.
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Yeah....I'm here fo' da' mutha' fu%kin' Blue Light special Yo'
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Food shopping is not just for pussies.
Winnah!
You got it Joe!
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Thanks Tim!
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/thursday-dar-202_zpslqz0qukw.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/thursday-dar-202_zpslqz0qukw.jpg.html)
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Count Chockula
Kingshmegland - 123
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 73
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 51
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
TAC-18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Apple Jacks
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
DragonAttack - 6
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Prog Snob - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Cheerios
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Thread title needs to be changed to the Random FAPtion Game.
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Thread title needs to be changed to the Random FAPtion Game.
A little distraction is good. Lol
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No sheep til Buxom
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The fluffers have arrived
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I see Lambtoe
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Looks like there's a long line building up to get shaved
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/thursday-dar-202_zpslqz0qukw.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/thursday-dar-202_zpslqz0qukw.jpg.html)
Looks like she's about to baaaaaaaaaaad!
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Suddenly I have a hankerin' to graze in the valley then head for the mountains?
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/thursday-dar-202_zpslqz0qukw.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/thursday-dar-202_zpslqz0qukw.jpg.html)
The Little Bo Peep Show is about to begin.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/thursday-dar-202_zpslqz0qukw.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/thursday-dar-202_zpslqz0qukw.jpg.html)
Further proof that thongs will make ewe horny....
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Clarice never mentioned this to Dr. Lectar
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FarmersOnly.com my ass!
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/thursday-dar-202_zpslqz0qukw.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/thursday-dar-202_zpslqz0qukw.jpg.html)
Little known sheep fact...In winter when grazing is scarce, sheep seek out fish to eat.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/thursday-dar-202_zpslqz0qukw.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/thursday-dar-202_zpslqz0qukw.jpg.html)
Moments before Jenny opened the door and learned the hard lesson that there is a stark, and permanent difference between fantasy and reality.
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TV's on FIRE!!!! :lol :rollin :rollin
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She has more sheep blindly following her than Trump.
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I much prefer this version Puss in boots.
Three Mexicans might not have left a dent, but let's see what happens when three sheep step up to the challenge.
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TV's on FIRE!!!! :lol :rollin :rollin
I think he just likes reposting that pic! ;D
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The Upper Peninsula saying of 'where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous' faces the ultimate challenge.
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Now we know why, "he followed her to school one day"
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The fluffers have arrived
There is something wrong and hilarious about this. WINNA!
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Thank you, my liege.
(https://lh6.ggpht.com/_qM6V6-HRzM0/S8iMpBghvuI/AAAAAAAADig/8XogJdBzYXE/s800/obama-bow-king.jpg)
No that's not the new picture! :lol It's coming up in the next post.
Guitarists
Kingshmegland - 123
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 73
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 51
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
TAC-18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Singers
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
DragonAttack - 6
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Drummers
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Have at it, hoss.
(https://knockemdeadcomedy.com/images/pic_mmhillbilly.jpg)
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Where's Nick?
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Photoshop: Not even one lesson!
Hillbillies of Anarchy.
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Enough coverage of the Trump Rallies already...Geez!!!
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Enough of the damn Kardashians already!
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Colorforms fun!
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Still a better love story than Twilight.
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Warner Brothers initial marketing material for the Justice League movie is leaked.
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Budget cuts severely affected the end result of "Snow White Does West Virginia".
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Poor dog....stuck in two sh*t surroundings.
Not sure if the 4th grader was attempting the 'Sgt. Pepper' or 'We're Only In It For The Money' album cover.
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Can we caption the chick with the sheep again instead?
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Can we caption the chick with the sheep again instead?
DTF poll: Ewe Not Me vs. Ewe Or Me.......(I choose 'or me')
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Can we caption the chick with the sheep again instead?
DTF poll: Ewe Not Me vs. Ewe Or Me.......(I choose 'or me')
:lol
I actually prefer their awesome cover of Sheep.
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Upstairs/downstairs - the hillbilly version
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Didneylann shows it's competitors that it's more than just an offbrand Disneyland.
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The band rejected Hugh Syme's idea for the citizens of Ravenskill.
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The Hills Have Eyes 16: Ruby Marries Her Brother...Again!
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:lol Winner! You appealed to my hatred of The Donald.
Enough coverage of the Trump Rallies already...Geez!!!
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The band rejected Hugh Syme's idea for the citizens of Ravenskill.
:lol
I was going to try and incorporate a Ravenskill caption, but I couldn't come up with anything.
Didneylann shows it's competitors that it's more than just an offbrand Disneyland.
:lol
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:lol Winner! You appealed to my hatred of The Donald.
know thy judge ;)
NHL
Kingshmegland - 123
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 74
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 51
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
TAC-18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
MLB
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
DragonAttack - 6
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
NBA
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Next Pic:
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Do you want to play a game?
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We came all of this way to Emerald City and THIS is the Wizard?
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It's Daryl Sutter's Mini Me.
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Hey guys! We found Deadpool.
Where Hilary stashes all of her secrets.
Where Geraldo should've looked for Capone.
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/creepy10.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/creepy10.jpg.html)
The future, circa 2019: Despite being born with no arms and no legs, Esteban chews through Trumps wall to finally make it to America.
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Heyyyy youuu guyyysssss
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Her face is so ugly, bricks explode.
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/creepy10.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/creepy10.jpg.html)
Hey look! It's a FLOOR-Y hole...
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/creepy10.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/creepy10.jpg.html)
Hey look! It's a FLOOR-Y hole...
Porky's: Beyond Thunderdome.
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So it would appear the urban legends of NYC subways "Mole People" breeding with rats is true.
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The son of Monsieur Mangetout had no problem getting out of jail
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Holy cow this is going to be a tough one to judge.... :lol
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/creepy10.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/creepy10.jpg.html)
Frank Durabonts original ending...And if Andy thought the Sister's were bad, he'd terribly miscalculated his escape, and sadly discovered he'd emerged into the Men's restroom of the Pilot Truck Stop off I- 77 near Beaver, West Virginia. He was never seen or heard from again.
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OH YEAAHH!!
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Former Stars: Where are they now?
This week-Billy Barty
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Erin Andrews keeps having this recurring nightmare.
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Welcome to Ned Beatty's nightmare.
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Hide and go seek - from win to fail with one simple sledghammer.
AndyDT's last blind date didn't end up so good.
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The Orkin man is in for one hell of a surprise
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Sing it...There's a hole in my wall that can only be filled by you...
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Don´t NEED any windows!
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It just occurred to me that my submission could very well be on the obscure side, leaving the youngsters wondering "Why is that funny?", but come to think of it, I don't think we get a lot of youngsters in this thread.
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The power of bad breath is amazing.
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It just occurred to me that my submission could very well be on the obscure side, leaving the youngsters wondering "Why is that funny?", but come to think of it, I don't think we get a lot of youngsters in this thread.
Apparently I'm too young for it.
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I'm having a tough time deciding this one....there are three submissions that floored me.....
gimme' a couple more and I'll pick a winner tonight.
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It just occurred to me that my submission could very well be on the obscure side, leaving the youngsters wondering "Why is that funny?", but come to think of it, I don't think we get a lot of youngsters in this thread.
Apparently I'm too young for it.
More obscure than I thought.
(https://cdn.digitaloperative.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/koolaid.jpg)
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It just occurred to me that my submission could very well be on the obscure side, leaving the youngsters wondering "Why is that funny?", but come to think of it, I don't think we get a lot of youngsters in this thread.
Apparently I'm too young for it.
I was thinking the same.
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/creepy10.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/creepy10.jpg.html)
Where King goes to get his Random Caption Game submissions...
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Storage area for when Nick to switch the heads
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The family member Dr. Evil doesn't want you to know about.
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/creepy10.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/creepy10.jpg.html)
Where King goes to get his Random Caption Game submissions...
Very dark places in my brick wall of a mind.
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It's Daryl Sutter's Mini Me.
Winna'
I was torn between a few but TAC nailed it on the resemblance aspect.....
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Awesome!
I'll post a new pic when I get home from work!
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The band rejected Hugh Syme's idea for the citizens of Ravenskill.
Too soon? ;)
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The band rejected Hugh Syme's idea for the citizens of Ravenskill.
Too soon? ;)
A little! :lol
It's only 6:00 AM!
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Stanley Cup
Kingshmegland - 123
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 74
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 51
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
TAC-19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Grey Cup
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
DragonAttack - 6
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Sippy Cup
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New pic:
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jeBR_4Bx-XA/hqdefault.jpg)
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I think it just moved a little, but I'll never admit that again.
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It was after seeing this photo that "Let's Make America Great Again" became Trump's campaign motto.
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I like that picture better with Sarah Palins head.
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Further proof Hillary is a master of illusion
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[I don't like doing this, but...]
"Got a cigar?"
Nina Hartley may be showing her age, but I'd enjoy sharing fireworks with her on the 4th.
And.....The band rejected Hugh Syme's presentation for the leader of Ravenskill, citing a lack of 'faythe'.
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Finally, we see what's on her hard drive.
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You have to reveal something to hide something else...
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"But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me; I'm gonna say this again. I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman"
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When you 'feel the Bern' ... it's chlamydia.
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I'd sissy cup on those stanleys.
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There's no denying she leans left now.....
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MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!!
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(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jeBR_4Bx-XA/hqdefault.jpg)
Hillary attempts to deal with the FBI probe once and for all.
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It just might take a village
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The last thing Vince Foster ever saw...
Too soon? Still?
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Shhhh...Did you hear that? Somewhere Monica Lewinsky is laughing her ass off.
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Sleep with that and you will feel the burn!
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Oh, ffs. I thought you guys were done with a Bush in the Oval Office once and for all?
Trump's next campaign speech - "I told you it would be HUGE!"
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Demographics gone wrong: working hard for the People of Walmart vote.
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There's no denying she leans left now.....
Right back atcha Gray!
Winner!
A CLOSE second..
Finally, we see what's on her hard drive.
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Well sweet! :metal 'Preciate it.....
Western Conference
Kingshmegland - 123
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 75
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 51
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
TAC-19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eastern Conference
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
DragonAttack - 6
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Roller Hockey
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If you change the station from Animal Planet I will own you.
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Even gmillerdrake's dog is sick of the Blues choking in he first round.
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What are ya waiting for? It ain't gonna lick itself.
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Bessie can rest now, but once that kid gets a few more of those beers in him, she might want to find another place to sit.
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Your mother is so ugly...
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/alike1.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/alike1.jpg.html)
Very funny with the camera bitch... where's my super sammich?
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No beer for me... I'm a winery dog
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'You're telling me we finally got rid of Manziel..... and then signed RG III?'
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"If you let the 12 year old drink beer, wheres mine?"
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I'm hangin' with my dawgs.
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It's pointless to continue....this floored me.....
What are ya waiting for? It ain't gonna lick itself.
you B up Chad!!
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It's pointless to continue....this floored me.....
What are ya waiting for? It ain't gonna lick itself.
you B up Chad!!
Coolio... will address later tonight, or in the morning.
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Feelin Alright
Kingshmegland - 123
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 75
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 52
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
TAC-19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Feel the Bern
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
DragonAttack - 6
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
That Not So Fresh Feeling
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(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/caption-this-photo-5-photos-1.jpg)
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I can't wait on hang this picture on the dining room wall!
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I'm thinkin' Arby's.
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Yikes... it's a dawg
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Did you know he left his penis in there?
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Before I deliver this baby, do you think I could get me some of that?
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So hardwood floor on hardwood floor crime?
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She's sketching a still life.
Sorry, that's gross.
It's a bowl of fruit!
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(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/caption-this-photo-5-photos-1.jpg)
Caitlyn is........your.. ............firs...t.....n.....aaammmeee......
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Blimey Blob! Your legs are extraordinarily smooth!
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"You have a HUGE vagina...vagina...vagina...vagina...ina...ina...ina...ina...".
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Temp, we all joke but we ll want to give it a go. :lol
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"When I asked you to open wide, I meant your mouth."
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I can see China!
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Ping Pong player huh?
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(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/caption-this-photo-5-photos-1.jpg)
First there was cord blood harvesting; then placenta eating, followed by baby spa treatments, and finally ultrasound portraits. Now, meet Rebecca, the worlds first Vaginal Caricaturist.
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Blue waffle is so much worse in person.
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TV made a valiant effort with the caricature, but here's your winner.
I'm thinkin' Arby's.
I was in stitches.
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TV made a valiant effort with the caricature, but here's your winner.
I'm thinkin' Arby's.
I was in stitches.
Damnit Cozmo!!!!!!!
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:rollin
Yeah, between Iron Maiden and Thirsty Thursday, I hadn't even thought to check back here. Thank you, sir!
Jack
Kingshmegland - 123
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 75
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 52
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
TAC-19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Jim
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
DragonAttack - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Jose
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(https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1715/26010055046_cba2c7b9d9_b.jpg)
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Christ, I broke the caption thread.
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Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
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I need to get me a plaid shirt.
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Some pussy is worth dying for.
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Well, we know he's not the bass player.
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There's one cousin Cram would kiss.
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For now on this shall be named the Crossfuck.
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'Wanna parallel park?'
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Sign:
Welcome to Downtown
Copulation 2
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Well, we know he's not the bass player.
Back at ya. I stood in the backyard and laughed out loud for a minute or so while the dog stood there looking at me like "Are you gonna throw the fucking ball or what?"
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Well, we know he's not the bass player.
Back at ya. I stood in the backyard and laughed out loud for a minute or so while the dog stood there looking at me like "Are you gonna throw the fucking ball or what?"
Woot! Best example of 'know thy audience'.
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Three-Wolf T-shirt
Kingshmegland - 123
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 75
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 53
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
TAC-19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Poofy Pirate Shirt
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
DragonAttack - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Red Shirts
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(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/caption-this-photo-5-photos-4.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
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This is bullshit.
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I'm telling you for the last time, I do NOT have any eggs.
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Wait...TRUMP is running for president?
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Dr. Obama neuters another patient.
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I told you.... I'm only in it for the chicks
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(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/caption-this-photo-5-photos-4.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
That's my asshole buddy.
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That's not where I want to be bald.
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Come out to the coast.....we'll get together......have a few laughs.......
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"What the PH*K you lookin' at?"
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Did you just say honey mustard or BBQ?
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(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/caption-this-photo-5-photos-4.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
This is not my smoking jacket.
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Because of the quality of candidates running for President, America decides it needs to pay extra for a "happy ending".
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Did you just say honey mustard or BBQ?
Bald Eagle Wings?
Winna.
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Did you just say honey mustard or BBQ?
Bald Eagle Wings?
Winna.
Awesome. I came in to post the following this morning:
I'm going to be extinct by the time a winner is chosen. ;D
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Major League
Kingshmegland - 123
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 75
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 53
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
TAC-20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Triple A
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
DragonAttack - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Tee Ball
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Baseball has begun!!!
(https://www.footballwired.com/vids/funny%20photo.JPG)
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THAT IS CORKED!!
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You peed when that tipped ball hit your mask! Haha.
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BALL!
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Lemme strike one thing of my bucketlist...
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"Stop being that!"
-
You're supposed to seek immediate medical treatment when that lasts more than 4-hours... so that's why you been callin' balls all night.
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HE'S STUFFING! I CAN TELL!!!
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That ball looks low and outside.....
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"you're out"
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You're gonna have to choke up on that thing....
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"You've got too much pine tar on your bat!"
"Quit using that eye to call balls and strikes."
Hell of a way to play 'odds/evens'.
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"Look he's got a booger on his finger!"
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THAT IS CORKED!!
Kingshmegland hit it out of the park on the first pitch!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr up! ;D
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Now batting......
#12
King.....Shmeglaaaaaaaaandddddd!!
Major League
Kingshmegland - 124
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 75
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 53
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 23
TAC-20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Triple A
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
DragonAttack - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Tee Ball
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Use your own group names! :P
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Use your own group names! :P
Lol. I forgot. Lol.
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I'm ready for every lutz on this picture.
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1460069024030_zpsm9qvoofd.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1460069024030_zpsm9qvoofd.jpg.html)
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Coz turns Democrat!
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Hey Bill, here's some head for ya!
Anyone got a cigar to go with this?
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Two more of these and I'm putting this back on!
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jeBR_4Bx-XA/hqdefault.jpg)
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Coz turns Republican.
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Coz turns Republican.
:lol
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One of the rare times Hillary gives good head.
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Hey Bernie... it's just like your policies - all the good stuff is buried under a lot of crap that no one wants.
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Bill: Wish I had known that she was willing to tag-team-tug with an Asian
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Wonder if I can get a Pearl necklace too with head like this? My dry cleaner can get stains out of my pants-suits.
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"Hooray for my victory in the primary. What's that? Oh it's not over?"
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Like throwing pearls to the swine...
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What, you think I'm going to drink this? I'm only holding it for the photo op.
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Bill: Wish I had known that she was willing to tag-team-tug with an Asian
Ain't that the truth! Winna!
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Thank you, good sir!
Bacon
Kingshmegland - 124
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 75
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 53
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 24
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Bacon Pieces
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
DragonAttack - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Salad "Topping"
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Next up....
(https://i65.tinypic.com/20ivtj4.jpg)
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Days since last accident King's worksite:
68 0
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This chick is a blockhead.
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Days since last accident King's worksite: 68 0
At 192 right now!
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She gives some mean head....
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snyder's attempt at a swift comeback angered warner studios.
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The intent and meaning of Head Banging was lost in translation....thus, a dangerous trend has now erupted in South Korea
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Looks like a man's foot in that sandal.
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This is not possible. She is not a blonde.
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Zoe really has to learn to control her symmetrophobia!
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The North Korean remake of Hancock was terrible too.
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She's looking for an invader.
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What it's like to look through Wolfking's Banned List!
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Next up....
(https://i65.tinypic.com/20ivtj4.jpg)
These actions only last 3 or 4 days a month.
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North Korea's Border Security gets a tip on some incoming UN inspectors.
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Shes not the smartest girl but she does give good head.
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Zoe really has to learn to control her symmetrophobia!
I liked this one. Nice Goose! Winner!
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^
The 'educational' thread. I learned a new term in the process.
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Zoe really has to learn to control her symmetrophobia!
I liked this one. Nice Goose! Winner!
Thanks Ham....
Will post a new photo shortly.
The standings are:
A Sky Full of Painters
Kingshmegland - 124
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 75
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 53
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 24
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
World of the Void
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
DragonAttack - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
SwedishGoose - 2
Screwed-upness
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OK... something from the last exhibition I saw at the Photographic museum, by the wonderful Erik Johansson.
Love his work... and this has a music connection so.
(https://static.hasselblad.com/2016/02/erik_johansson_soundscapes.png)
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I sure do love the sound of nature.
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'Son, if you think this is tough, you shoulda been around for the reel-to-reels.'
So that's the 'music player' Faythe sings about.
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"man, these laser discs keep getting bigger and bigger"
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No one seems to have the time for music anymore. Now we know why.
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This was inevitable after Jack Black was cast as Gulliver
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So those are the little bastard causing my I-Pod errors !
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Get off your ass! What do you think? Little people are going show up out of nowhere and change your records for you??
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Pixar's new movie: Inside Your iPod.
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Loudness wars circa 1909
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Where ear-worms come from.
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Loudness wars circa 1909
That is just perfect.... Winner
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Loudness wars circa 1909
That is just perfect.... Winner
Poodar has not been online since his post :(
Maybe someone else feels inclined to post a new standings and photo?
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PIGS (three different ones) and their wings
Kingshmegland - 124
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 75
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 53
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 24
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
DOGS
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Podaar - 9
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
DragonAttack - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
SwedishGoose - 2
SHEEP
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This relates to a contest a while back that he did not enter in time, so I hope he enjoys judging this
(https://www.loveyourgut.com/wp-content/uploads/phil-tufnell-2.jpg)
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This guy is all about efficiency.
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An honest advertisement for Dell computers.
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A bigger dick and that laptop would fall over.
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So THAT'S where Podaar is.
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Compact living british style...
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Nature is definitely calling.
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HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER! ;)
"Well, gents, sorry, but I have to go. Tea/pee/tree/PC/BLT with brie time..."
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That laptop comes with a 'joy stick'
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Tea Bag = FAIL
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This must be how Jeremy Clarkson watches the new version of Top Gear... I wonder how May and Hammond would break-down how efficient that engine is running and how comfortable that seat is.
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Try the new wonder bread, now with 10 times the fiber!
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'Hey, Niles, either sh*t or get off the pot.'
Not having paid lunch or bathroom breaks, the ability to multi-task for landscaping supervisors is crucial.
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I bet his internet speed is as slow as sh%t....
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Can I multi task?
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That guy best be careful or he may wipe his hard dry clean...
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Another jerk that let's his junk swing free under denim.
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Sure he's got it all now, but wait until he looks around for the one thing he forgot
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Damn, sorry for letting ya'll down and thanks for the assist DragonAttack!
This is not a caption.
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Glad I could help.
and, btw, there are quicker and easier ways to fertilize one's yard.
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There were some good ones this round. This one got the best "guffa" out of me even though I had to misread it as "hard drive"
That guy best be careful or he may wipe his hard dry clean...
Your up, G!
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Why thank you kind Sir :biggrin: That was indeed supposed to be 'drive'....coffee might not have kicked in yet? Anyway....
Nervous System
Kingshmegland - 124
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 76
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 53
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 24
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cardiovascular System
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Podaar - 9
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
DragonAttack - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
SwedishGoose - 2
Feces
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Next Pic:
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/hilarious-coincidence1.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/hilarious-coincidence1.jpg.html)
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Sir Safe Alot.
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We've finally found the man with the skills to become our undercover traffic cone
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Safetycone cops is the new keystone cops.
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Through evolution and many years of trying and violent times, residents of inner-city Detroit have developed new forms of camouflage to increase their chances of survival.
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Where's Cone-o.
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God help Chino should he ever run into this dude.
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God help Chino should he ever run into this dude.
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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I think we're done here.
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yup
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God help Chino should he ever run into this dude.
:lol
No need to go any furhter.....very nice Chad!! :lol you are the winner....
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As a newbie here, and as such one who doesn't know the inside jokes of the members, help me out as to the meaning of the winner with this one. ;)
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As a newbie here, and as such one who doesn't know the inside jokes of the members, help me out as to the meaning of the winner with this one. ;)
https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=44960.0
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Ah, makes sense now! Thanks!
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God help Chino should he ever run into this dude.
:lol
No need to go any furhter.....very nice Chad!! :lol you are the winner....
:takesbow:
Will get something up tomorrow - I'm on planes for the rest of the day.
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Sorry... a tad late.
Team Cap
Kingshmegland - 124
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 76
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 54
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 24
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Team Iron
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Podaar - 9
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
DragonAttack - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
SwedishGoose - 2
Where's Waldo
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ff_3260.jpg)
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But can they make a sammich?
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God help Chino should he ever run into this chick.
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"I'm new at these community service prostrate exams. Now just hold still, this will only take a second."
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I also love a clean bush.
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The New Home Depot uniforms have produced a spike in single male shoppers age(s) 18-35
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The New Home Depot uniforms have produced a spike in single male shoppers age(s) 18-35
You demographic group is off. :lol
I have money to waste.
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The New Home Depot uniforms have produced a spike in single male shoppers age(s) 18-35
...and male shoppers 35-60 have increased as well, although they are typically drunk on local brewery beer and are carrying fist fulls of singles shouting "is this at a 45 degree angle or a 90?"
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Lady with the red purse, you are free to go.
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If this is a teaser for Season 4 of 'Orange Is The New Black', I might have to watch the show without my wife.
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Georgia's curling team has a long way to go.
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Chino improved the cone lady's way of securing a parking spot with money from the gofundme campain....
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Rosetta Fairfield School District got a great discount on community service classes for the latest batch of teachers that had sex with their students.
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Brazzers presents: "The Shawskank Redemption"
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Damn...that dude lost a hubcap!
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Pimps Up, Ho's Down: Community Service Edition
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And somehow the Swedish Quidditch Team remains undefeated.
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If this is a teaser for Season 4 of 'Orange Is The New Black', I might have to watch the show without my wife.
Lots of good laughs on this one. This is today's winner.
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Thanks, Chad. Picture will be up later today.
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MASTERS OF THEIR DOMAIN
Kingshmegland - 124
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 76
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 54
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 24
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
SPONGE WORTHY
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Podaar - 9
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 7
DragonAttack - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
SwedishGoose - 2
NO SOUP FOR YOU
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couldn't resist
(https://www.rover.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/dogs-football.jpg)
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Gimme back that ball ya bitch!
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I'll bet you $20 bucks that tan, white and black dog's name is 'Tom'....
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Roger Goodell already suspended him four six games.
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Oh Sh%t....it's Vick......RUUUUUUUUN!!!!
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Kibbles and Bits: NFL edition
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Dog 1: "Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow."
Dog 2: "Son, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
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Dog 2: "Everybody always takes my balls!"
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Champion breeds of course.
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Shortly after this picture was taken, Roger Goodell even fined his own dog 50 Milk Bones and suspended him from doggie walking park for 4 weeks.
-
In an effort to attract younger viewers, the Westminster Dog Show made some changes to the competition.
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See, it wasn't a bird. It was a dog.
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That ball is DEFLATED!
bitch
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Even while playing fetch with his schnauzer, Jay Cutler, yet again, is intercepted...
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Why am I chasing this bitch? I don't even like Haggis...
-
Shortly after this picture was taken, Roger Goodell even fined his own dog 50 Milk Bones and suspended him from doggie walking park for 4 weeks.
The best of the Brady Bowl responses.
TAC, you're up.
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Thanks Joe!!
Evermind's EP's
Kingshmegland - 124
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 76
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 54
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 24
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Bolster's Stars
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Podaar - 9
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 7
DragonAttack - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
SwedishGoose - 2
JJ's Japanese Bonus Points
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Once, twice, three times a boobie......
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With TAC, everything comes in threes.
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With TAC, everything comes in threes.
In this instance, six.
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:lol
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Check out the fun-bags on that hosehound!!!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/9QvqWRyoDTzfq/giphy.gif)
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This must be he warm up act for Autograph.
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But then, in a tragic moment fraught with judgement errors and tennis elbow, his throw fell short, leaving him just two feet from successfully marking his territory in the traditional Cleavage Throw Competition with his Flag of Mahood. It was over. She was free -- and she rejoiced.
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Boobs in comfortable shoes.
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For just $19.95 we'll rush you your copy of Girls Gone Wild: Zimbabwe.
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"There's more to see than can ever be seen, More to do than can ever be done "
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A common Peruvian traditional dance, Adalina demonstrates the Titty-caca haka.
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Seems to be an overly elaborate method of patching potholes.
The dude in the white is sure thinking about how good she is with a shaft in her hand.
'Quick, take the picture before the girl in the Chuck Taylor's turns this way!'
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In a fit of sexual excitement, TAC's index finger spasmed over the post button.
(https://brobible.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/austin-powers-thats-a-man3.jpg)
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She's got 'uuuuuuuuge... tracts of land...
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(https://brobible.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/austin-powers-thats-a-man3.jpg)
Do they know which bathroom to use?
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The crowd gasps in horror as a Clydesdale sized deuce begins to drop.
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In an effort to modernize traditional sayings, "Crap No Evil" has been added to the American vernacular.
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Of all the ritualistic dances available......the Mammary Dance seems to be the 'go to' dance now days..
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When ya gotta go, ya gotta go
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Suddenly I have a hankerin' for a Coconut Kabob?
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The invisible man is at it again...
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With TAC, everything comes in threes.
In this instance, six.
:facepalm:
:lol
This made me laugh.
Kingshmegland may not be able to spell, but the man can multiply!
You're up Joe!
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With TAC, everything comes in threes.
In this instance, six.
:facepalm:
:lol
This made me laugh.
Kingshmegland may not be able to spell, but the man can multiply!
You're up Joe!
Once again, someone piggy-back's on me for the victory. :-\ :P :D
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:-*
I'll post when I get home. Man's got to get his whiskey and beer on.
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You must be getting a lot of whiskey and beer on!
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Lol. Nope, just forgetful. Lol. And now to make up for it.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/AmcTFT2qSliA64vfMHgl_Trump%20Bernie%20Clinton%20Masks_zpsjgshxx3t.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/AmcTFT2qSliA64vfMHgl_Trump%20Bernie%20Clinton%20Masks_zpsjgshxx3t.jpg.html)
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Tom Brady
Kingshmegland - 125
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 76
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 54
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 24
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Peyton Manning
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Podaar - 9
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 7
DragonAttack - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
SwedishGoose - 2
Roger Goodell
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A clown, a Jew, and the Devil walk into a bar...
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A clown, a Jew, and the Devil walk into a bar...
Which is which?
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This years candidates have embraced the roma stance on "Bread and circuses" so elections have now evoled to the form of gladiator games...
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PBR...Ensuring American inbreeding for generations.
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The original mutant cast of "Weird Science" was deemed to scary and distracting for test audiences.
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Cosplay done right.
But where's Teddie?
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Worst Rush cover band ever.
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Even judging by the best body, Bernie is the clear best candidate.
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This trump would still make a better Commander in Chief.
Brazzers presents: Ménage à Rebublicrasturbation
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"Aye, Capt'n, something went a wee bit wrong with the transporter."
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Her Bush better be out of the race...
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Bosk, Nick, and Hef show up for the DTF Presidential Debate.
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Which one is Speak No Evil?
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Three of the most terrifying Halloween masks I have ever seen.
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Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen, Alex?
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Still a better trilogy than "The Hobbit"
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This is the kind of politics that gets Jackie all hot and bothered.
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'So.....you are going to stop us from using the bathrooms of our choice? Step aside, little one!'
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Still a better trilogy than "The Hobbit"
I giggled. WINNA!
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I giggled. WINNA!
Thanks King! Mama always told me I'd be a gigglo (<- spelling in honor of King)
Wayne Brady
Kingshmegland - 125
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 76
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 54
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 25
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Peyton Place
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Podaar - 9
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 7
DragonAttack - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
SwedishGoose - 2
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
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One of Tyrones attempts to bait his bitch into publicly correcting him, so he could beat her later.
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Okay, Ezekiel, we will let you play with us. But first you gotta do the truffle shuffle!
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Still a better trilogy than Twilight
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Good news is they can all use the same restroom.
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Please offensive linemen, don't follow this fad.
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Guess if he can't afford a whole shirt, he's tryin to say that he did in fact follow college rules regarding payments?
After the winters in Ohio, you'd think he'd know the value of complete coverage.
Wardrobe Malfunction?
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John Amos endorses the next Soul-Glo poster boy.
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Some people see the shirt as half empty, some see it as half full... I see it as trashed....
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Roger Goodell already fined him $100,000 for wearing his uniform improperly.
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"Nothing abnormal here. We loved the way Ezekiel was working that bow-tie. That's why we give it two snaps-in-a-circle!"
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Fashion faux pas. Belly button lint is so 2005.
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Good news is they can all use the same restroom.
Screw you, Gary for stealing the thoughts in my brain! >:(
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Good news is they can all use the same restroom.
Screw you, Gary for stealing the thoughts in my brain! >:(
:fistpump:
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Looks like he made the cut....
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Prince Akeem at the McDowell's Employee Of The Year banquet.
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No wonder it's called The Draft.
-
Naviim, the Nigerian Prince, finally got someone to transfer him some money.
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I'm a douchebag.
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(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3TuPfsXGvPY/VyOBUuioMPI/AAAAAAACbZw/9J3NQzSpUO4h9AkrEPdmRmqrcXGivvWdQCLcB/s1600/E.jpe)
Reverse David Lee Roth.
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Reverse David Lee Roth.
David Bro Roth?
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David Leroy Roth
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Prince Akeem at the McDowell's Employee Of The Year banquet.
Great minds and such...
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"Nothing abnormal here. We loved the way Ezekiel was working that bow-tie. That's why we give it two snaps-in-a-circle!"
Really some good ones, but this one got me. completely forgot about that skit. Good job man! Winner
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"Nothing abnormal here. We loved the way Ezekiel was working that bow-tie. That's why we give it two snaps-in-a-circle!"
Really some good ones, but this one got me. completely forgot about that skit. Good job man! Winner
HATED IT!!!
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David Leroy Roth
:lol
"Nothing abnormal here. We loved the way Ezekiel was working that bow-tie. That's why we give it two snaps-in-a-circle!"
Really some good ones, but this one got me. completely forgot about that skit. Good job man! Winner
HATED IT!!!
I don't understand the reference.
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Thank you, Sir Hamalot.
TAC...come on, really? Men On Film? Nothing?
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/--2R61sFbakk/UpvSHdXQRrI/AAAAAAAAC5U/V3bfUILENAc/s320/two+snaps.gif)
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^
Two snaps and a clap for that!
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Is that In Living Color? I never really watched that show.
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Ragnar
Kingshmegland - 125
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 76
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 54
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 25
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Floki
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Podaar - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 7
DragonAttack - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
SwedishGoose - 2
Lute
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Pucker up buttercup... it ain't gonna suck itself.
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In the ancient days of 'Wheel of Fortune', landing on 'Pull My Finger' certainly had its drawbacks.
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At the video shoot for the new Hammerfall single.
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It's called 'tossing salad'.....I experienced it while in Rome and now you will dine my friend......
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It's called "the Julius Caesar".....I experienced it while in Rome, now turn around and let me 'stab you in the back'......
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Ahhh, a red snapper. Mmmmm, very tasty. Okay, Weaver, listen carefully. You can hold on to your red snapper or you can go for what's in the box that Hiro-San is bringing down the aisle right now! What's it gonna be?
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It took me twenty minutes to tie these shoelaces.
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The new Irish Metal band, Captain Morgan.
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Sometimes, it gets so swampy down there I do this and let the ocean air do it's magic.
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Game of Thrones: Flash Gordon edition.
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Sometimes, it gets so swampy down there I do this and let the ocean air do it's magic.
Sometimes?? :lol
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Sometimes, it gets so swampy down there I do this and let the ocean air do it's magic.
Sometimes?? :lol
Now I'll never sleep. :lol
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Just open a window! :lol
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Do your balls hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie 'em in a not
Can you tie 'em in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do you balls hang low?
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"I'm afraid not barbarian. Only the "Tribe of the Long Shoelaces" can play with the Giant Nipple.
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Lonestar Roulette V.1
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Saxon's first gig.
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We are going to make this night especially special...
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Kirk Douglas shown here between takes, explaining how the Greek extras on set could make extra money.
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"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?" "Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?"
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"Have you ever wondered why they call me 'Lance-a-lot'?"
"So... Does this shoe shine have a happy ending?"
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A shot from the set of the latest parody porno, 369.
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Remove your foot from my shoulder unless you like "footloose"!
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"Farticus? FARTICUS!?!? Call me that again, and you'll smell 'Farticus'!!!"
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First off, I'm going to give an honorable mention to Coz for making me look up UHF. TheSilentHam made a valiant rebound effort with quotes from Airplane, but DragonAttack got the biggest laugh out of me with this:
In the ancient days of 'Wheel of Fortune', landing on 'Pull My Finger' certainly had its drawbacks.
Take 'er away, mate.
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I suspected that would elicit some WTF from everyone. :lol
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:lol
It was terribly funny but not really relevant to the posted image...so, yeah.
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Well, there was the wheel.
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Thanks, Podaar! And, thank goodness for a clear picture and the zoom feature! One coming up this afternoon
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BILLION DOLLAR BABIES
Kingshmegland - 125
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 76
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 54
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 25
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
KILLER
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Podaar - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
SwedishGoose - 2
PRETTIES FOR YOU
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since I'm going to the Big Ten tournament title game Saturday
(https://media.syracuse.com/post-standard/photo/2013/05/12767358-standard.jpg)
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Boy, you can see for miles in here.
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
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No foreplay on the field!!!
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Kirk Douglas shown here between takes, explaining how the Greek extras on set could make extra money.
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I've crapped bigger turds than.....
Nevermind.
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I'm getting hints of beef and garlic.
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How lacrosse players greet each other.
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The cornhole of Cornell.
Henderson's curiosity about the Human Centipede experience eventually took over...
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Found it!
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This certainly isn't helping get rid of the stigma that lacrosse is gay.
-
So, that's what felching is all about. Armageddon (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK9ydu3qUGk)!
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BROWN CARD!!
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I can tell you that you've Been using the wrong restroom
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When "body checking" is taken too literally...
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Giving a Buckeye the brown eye.
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I'm pretty sure you can't do that.
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Hate playing from behind.
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Excuse me, is this the JJRocks Roulette thread?
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Where Johns Hopkins' heads were in the 4th quarter last night against Rutgers
[yeah, I know I can't win my own offering, but I'm.....disappointed]
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(https://media.syracuse.com/post-standard/photo/2013/05/12767358-standard.jpg)
Cornell? More like, Corn hole.
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I hate fucking sport!
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No, that is not how you butt fumble.
Why have I fallen and not gotten up? I won this twice.
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Cornell's men's lacrosse team running their new high octane offense known as the "tossed salad"
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Crop dusting made easy.
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The ref looks like he's on deck..
-
The ref looks like he's on deck..
The ref looks like he's ready to add to this conga-line.
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Is this what rugby players mean by "entering through the gate"?
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Accurate representation of the relationship between Cornell and OSU grads in the job market
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I bet I know what his favorite planet is...
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I like hockey face offs much better.
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There's a dozen that tied for second. Lots of laugh aloud moments. The added bonus of this was the tie breaker.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/621550459170369537/j2mHvoqf.jpg)
So, that's what felching is all about. Armageddon (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK9ydu3qUGk)!
Nice serve and volley. You're up!
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Aaaaaah, yes. The ol' flaming gerbil launcher for the win. Thanks, DragonAttack
Let me post in the "Time for a drink" thread, and I'll BRB.
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Avengers
Kingshmegland - 125
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 76
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 54
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 25
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Podaar - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
SwedishGoose - 2
The Super Globetrotters
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New Pic:
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5b/54/66/5b5466859cf5ef638f99df9e1541a26c.jpg)
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As the Hulk pulled it out, the ensuing "thunk" on the urinal drew the others' attention.
The Fantastic Four Feet...
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Brings a whole new meaning to "Marvel".
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I told ya! Banner's pants never rip, but his shirt does. I KNEW he wasn't "incredible" everywhere.
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Stan Lee's cameo as "Green Member" caught everyone by surprise
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The Incredible Junk
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The Incredible Bulk
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Hulk Smegma
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Joker: Scorched earth. Nice. Wanna know how I got these scars? Abomination skull fucked me.
I always knew Spidey was a Dio fan.
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Gonna need penicillin the size of a hay bale to cure that "gift" from Wonder Woman
-
The Avengers' sequels totally run out of steam in their final installment, 'The Paruresis Syndrome'.
-
Expectations prove to be more of a curse than a blessing.
-
Everyone is making sure they don't mention "puny Banner".
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He even pisses green...
-
After this encounter the Hulk was referred to as 'Wrecking Ball' by his buddies.
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Hey Hunk.... I mean Hulk, wanna hang out with me tonight?
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The day the Avengers found out the Invisible Woman has four friends who share her superpower.
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Lobezno: I'm thinking "Greens on blondes".
Thor: Me too.
-
What would Barney Fife do if he came upon this situation?
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Eww...Gamma piss!
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Hulk at the urinal: "Hnnnh. Water cold. Deep too."
"...and that hand print above the toilet, what, are they so tall that they have to lean over? Is it that heavy?"
(As an aside, crazy to think Victor is nearly 20 years old...)
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You balls really do shrink when you use that stuff.
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OMG! Hulk is a woman!
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Gamma wizz.
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Something's getting real low, and it ain't the sun.
I was in the pool!! I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!
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"Phew.....glad I didn't take steroids!"
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Wolverine is in trouble.
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Eww...Gamma piss!
Gamma wizz.
Really? Really? And you're the King? :( :biggrin:
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"Hulk smash puny urinal cake!"
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Gamma Semen
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Eww...Gamma piss!
Gamma wizz.
Really? Really? And you're the King? :( :biggrin:
Hey, hey easy. I'm at a music festival and didn't read them all. :lol
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"Hulk smash puny urinal cake!"
:lol
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"Wow...just as we expected...his balls ARE blue."
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Man, I guess it's time to put this one to rest...but, damn it's difficult to choose. There are way to many great contributions to list second favorite and all that. In the end I have to choose this one.
I was in the pool!! I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!
Something about the ridiculousness of Hulk having a petulant George Costanza fit just floors me. Sorry, my worthies, but Chad wins again. :)
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Mother's Day
Kingshmegland - 125
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 76
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 55
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 25
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Father's Day
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Podaar - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
SwedishGoose - 2
President's Day
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I feel Tim is gonna have fun with this one.
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ff_3294.jpg)
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Every rose has its thorn, just like every mullet has its perm.
A time when you could only tell someone's gender by whether the boombox was playing "Girls, Girls, Girls" or "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun".
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JJ and Splent counting bonus points together.
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"Dude, better turn it down. That pointy eared guy in the robe looks p*ssed!"
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Dude, the guy next to me in the blue jacket says his name is Chad.
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Hair metal Say Anything.
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I have to take a massive Gamma Pi$$
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Before Beavis and Butthead, there was Rufus and Doofus.
"Dude, you should totally ask that chick if you could boom her box..."
"Aw yeah! Songbird! Crank it!"
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Three hours later these two were schooled by a sexy Austrailian man in a crocodile vest about what a 'real' knife was.
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Teaching the world what good music is prooved harder than Herman had thought.
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Jon Bon Jovi and Ritchie Sambora with pianist Barbara "David" Bryan.
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Mad Max : Beyond the Subway Car
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Our other ride is your mom.
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Our other ride is your mom.
(https://i970.photobucket.com/albums/ae181/enz0ablo/Stick%20Figure%20animations/1470620-1236870518-gfgfdbytgrillonp.gif)
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The two chicks Lawrence was talking about to Peter.
"You know, I could go for some Michael Bolton right now..."
The origin of "Rick-rolling".
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*to the tune of Unskinny Bop by Poison*
"This is our stop stop stop!"
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"You look ridiculous. You know that, right?"
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Dude, I wanna listen to Tape A.
No way, we're cranking Tape B.
Fuck you dude!
No fuck you.
Your mother has better hair than you.
Well, I did your mother's hair.
I did your mother!
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Mike Judge (in the blue coat) has an idea.
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"Dwight Gooden had how many strikeouts last year!?!"
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Dude....last nights episode of Max Headroom was radular......
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Our other ride is your mom.
Coz has found my funny bone. I was giggling at this all day.
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Our other ride is your mom.
Coz has found my funny bone. I was giggling at this all day.
I didn't know he swung this way?
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JJ and wolfking comparing notes on their roulette submissions.
wolf : "My roulette tape rocks the most man"
JJ : "Nah .........the jjrock rocking roulette rock tape rocks like a rocking mutha rocker" :metal
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Our other ride is your mom.
Coz has found my funny bone. I was giggling at this all day.
:lol Seemed appropriate, for some reason.
Yo mama
Kingshmegland - 125
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 76
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 55
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 25
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Yo daddy
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Podaar - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
SwedishGoose - 2
Yo greasy, greasy granny, from Cincinnatti
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(https://gallery.photo.net/photo/18225027-lg.jpg)
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It must be cold. Check out the headlights.
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It must be cold. Check out the headlights.
if this was my choice I'd just end it right here.
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It must be cold. Check out the headlights.
and that cock looks a little small and blue as well.....
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It must be cold. Check out the headlights.
if this was my choice I'd just end it right here.
(https://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss104/Podaar/The-Most-Interesting-Man-In-The-World_zpshpjmn3ui.jpg)
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:lol touche
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It must be cold. Check out the headlights.
Wonder if the radio can still tune in Tokyo.
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I'll be honest. This is the first time that I have associated a cock, a bush, and a type of bug together as a work of art.
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Promotional photo from ESPN's 30 for 30 on Ricardo, the only undefeated Rooster in Cock Fighting whose career record was 188-0.
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Hugh Syme cover art for the next DT album "Where has the Road Gone"
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Faythe discovers Bug's old..bug.
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Leave it to a cock to wear that gold bling.
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"Far-feg-nugle-doo!"
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It's the end of the line for the Majesty Taxi
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"And a pear tree in a beetle."
-
and that cock looks a little small and blue as well.....
Would a pink "rabbit" have tickled your fancy a little more?
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Something about that pic really bugs me?
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The opening scene of the upcoming movie "Herbie rocks out with his cock out"
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So when the new caption pic was posted, it was just a VW with some seeds on the front seat.
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Lol. It's always interesting posting a pic that has no obviously lascivious connotations, to see how the submissions turn out. Good submissions, but this one takes it:
The opening scene of the upcoming movie "Herbie rocks out with his cock out"
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Thanks Coz.... will upload a new pic later today
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Fire elementals
Kingshmegland - 125
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 76
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 55
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 25
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Water elementals
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Podaar - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
SwedishGoose - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Earth elementals
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Here's your new pic
(https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4143/4914568526_b54fb2779b_b.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/8uhs17)
Burning Sofa (https://flic.kr/p/8uhs17) by Glenn Karlsen (https://www.flickr.com/photos/glennkarlsen/), on Flickr
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I hope that bird doesn't shit on me
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Mexican farts are the worse.
-
That guy is dressed like a flamer.
-
I just showed him my mixtape.
-
Obviously a Bernie Sanders supporter.
-
that guy has a raging case of hemmroids.
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At least we know why he's reading the Help Wanted Ads
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Ken Hitchcock.
-
And here is the cover of the Talking Heads' new Greatest Hits album.
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Val Kilmer circa 1996 following his divorce.
I'm betting more than a few women think he has a hot ass.
You've heard the cliches of wives making their husbands sleep on the sofa for the night. This guy must have really fucked up...
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As seen in my school today
(Tick, you watch the local news? You might understand this joke.)
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Not a cloud in the sky.
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That moment when you realize you accidentally sat down on Zydar's couch.
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That moment when you realize you accidentally sat down on Zydar's couch.
Chlamydia burns.
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That moment when you realize you accidentally sat down on Zydar's couch.
:clap:
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I'm giving you a few more hours...
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That moment when you realize you accidentally sat down on Zydar's couch.
Blob stole the couch by giving it to Zydar... winner, take it away Blob
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I'd like to thank SwedishGoose, and Zydar.
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/japan_mouse_man.jpg)
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Cheese is his kryptonite.
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Updated Standings:
Godzilla
Kingshmegland - 125
TempusVox - 77
gmillerdrake - 76
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 55
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 25
BlobVanDam - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Mecha Godzilla
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Podaar - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
SwedishGoose - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Godzilla 1998
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I'm looking for the sphincter of the one they call "Richard Gere"
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Tired of the EDM scene, Deadmau5 decided to change careers.
-
Having had one too many run ins with Lucifer Gus decided to learn Karate to defend himself
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Let us form "MOLETRON"
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M-I-C...G-A-Y M-O-U-S-E!
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Before they developed Teen Wolf, MTV experimented with other animals.
-
Orkin is offering discounts on it's treatment for Asian Gym Rats.
-
Jimmy two-teeth training for the next season of S&M...
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I'd like to thank SwedishGoose, and Zydar.
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/japan_mouse_man.jpg)
Stop moving Jimmy! We can see the channel now!
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Steven Wilson goes to Japanese Disney World.
-
Budget cuts have hit Chuck E. Cheese hard.
Nickelodeon Movies presents Tom & Jerry, directed by Jonathan Liebesman
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The first rule of Mickey Mouse Club is: you do not talk about Mickey Mouse Club. I'm looking at you Annette Funicello.
-
The new Ninja Turtles just aren't the same any more. Splinter looks so fake now...
Advanced sneak peek at Geoff Tate's latest theatrical project, his own adaptation of "Of Mice and Men."
"Okay, fucker. Ro-sham-bo you for that piece of cheese?"
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I came here to eat cheese and gnaw ass... And I'm all out of cheese!
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Yeah, but Dad, he's got that Arbella Carpartment insurance.
-
James's fursuit would take time, but he would not rest until the mouse the world saw was the mouse he felt inside.
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Pfaw, no tail. COSplay fail
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I'd like to thank SwedishGoose, and Zydar.
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/japan_mouse_man.jpg)
Feel the wrath of 100 little bites!
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In the Dictionary next to douchebag.
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Orange. My wrath upon the populace shall be in orange.
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Hey everyone! We're all gonna get laid. Well, except me.
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Hey everyone! We're all gonna get laid. Well, except me.
Um..J Boy, this is the Caption Thread, not the Chat Thread!
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Hey everyone! We're all gonna get laid. Well, except me.
Um..J Boy, this is the Caption Thread, not the Chat Thread!
:emo:
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Hey everyone! We're all gonna get laid. Well, except me.
Um..J Boy, this is the Caption Thread, not the Chat Thread!
Sounds like someone is speaking from experience. Lol
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"I am going to take that cat DOWN."
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For obvious reasons, the Japanese live action game show adaptation of Milton Bradley's "Mouse Trap" stalled in production...
-
'Ratatouille Live' has opened to mixed reviews.
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"Take a look at what I'm wearing people. Do you think anyone wants a round house kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?"
-
Coming from the country that gave us Babymetal, this should not be so surprising...
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"Why couldn't I have been a cordless? I'm tired of being attached to Biff and his stupid ten foot wide computer screen outfit."
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Cheese on, cheese of....
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I'm looking for the sphincter of the one they call "Richard Gere"
Great captions, but gmillerdrake wins it by a sphincter. :lol
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Cool! Thanks BVD :metal
Updated Standings:
White Blood Cells
Kingshmegland - 125
gmillerdrake - 77
TempusVox - 77
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 55
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 25
BlobVanDam - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Red Blood Cells
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Podaar - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
SwedishGoose - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Mitochondria Poo
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That is an 'udderly' ridiculous outfit.
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Betty has a really bad case of Bacteriophobia...
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Now that's a tithead.
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Meet the newest member of The Justice League .... Cowwoman. Mooo :cow:
She accidentally. The whole thing.
"You try wearing this thing and not look surprised, shocked, and a little titillated all at once."
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That outfit sucks.
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She's a blonde so this set up is useless.
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"Hey! My eyes are down here!"
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Just when you thought ASMR videos couldn't get any creepier.
Octomom's favorite outfit.
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You should see her bottle brush.
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You should see her bottle brush.
You should see her bush!
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She has a variation of the Midas touch.... everyone she touches makes her pregnant
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You should see her bottle brush.
You should see her bush!
Um..J Boy. I believe what Tempus said was American for "you should see her bush".
Thanks anyway! ;D
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Nancy is unbeatable in wet scarf contests.
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Stacy's acne problem has gotten really bad.
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Our first look at the new antagonist in the forthcoming movie, Hellraiser: Nursery.
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Our first look at the new antagonist in the forthcoming movie, Hellraiser: Nursery.
:lol
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Our first look at the new antagonist in the forthcoming movie, Hellraiser: Nursery.
You take it down with that one Gregg...... :lol First one that gave me a real chuckle, you're up!
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Thanks, Gary (and TAC)
SEALs
Kingshmegland - 125
gmillerdrake - 77
TempusVox - 77
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 55
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 25
BlobVanDam - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
S.W.A.T.
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
SwedishGoose - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Fife
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He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy. No one suspected he was packing an Uzi.
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Feeling the pressure to gain the advantage in the conflict....."Bovine Warfare" was created and implemented.
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I don't know Chuck....this way looks to be heavily protected by "land mines"
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The government is gonna milk this war until it's dry.
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The cowering force has finally arrived...
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HOLY CRAP AL! Look at the teats on that one!
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'EAT MOR CHIKIN'
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First Manbearpig, now Ghostcowbandito.
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I believe that one is safe to put in the minivan.
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al cowda.
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Our intel says it's one of this herd that jumped over the moon.....and our commanders need to know how it did it.
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On the set of Top Secret 2: The Longest Tongue
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Tim and John were so busy staring at our decoy, they didn't even notice us sneak in and zip Mark up inside his own backpack. (Left)
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Those Hills are alive with Moooosic
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"You know what they say, Phil. Terrorists are cow herds..."
"What's that one's beef?"
And with that, I'm out. Steer-ing clear of this one.
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FWIW, mine came from this quite excellent song, Cows with Guns:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
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I was hoping to get more contributions before the weekend, but yeah I'm familiar with:
FWIW, mine came from this quite excellent song, Cows with Guns:
For what it's worth? It's worth a victory, that's what.
He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy. No one suspected he was packing an Uzi.
Cows are yum.
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Wait, are you saying you know that song? :lol
Awesome things
Kingshmegland - 125
gmillerdrake - 77
TempusVox - 77
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 55
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 25
BlobVanDam - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
More awesome things
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 9
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
SwedishGoose - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Philadelphia
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Goddammit King's wife!
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Selfies: You suck at it.
Yup, you're right Gina, he IS wearing a cup.
Bitch, do you even sports?
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Iphone 10 prototype has 400 mm tele built into it... no more need for the big whites
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I'd bet there's plenty pics of white balls on that phone.....
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The game is obviously not 'astonishing', otherwise, she'd be given the heave ho.
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Major League Baseball's dark secret exposed!! Meet Janet, the actual replay official of the Chicago White Sox.
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Short chick problems.
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I can't think of a damned thing. This is a stupid picture Coz.
^That is the caption!
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Man these iPhone screens are so small. It's so hard to watch videos on them. If only there were some way to see the game better.
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Video killed the baseball star
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Today's dick of the game sponsored by Ford
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Bitch, do you even sports?
LOLOLOL
You up
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Four Horsemen
Kingshmegland - 125
gmillerdrake - 77
TempusVox - 77
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 25
BlobVanDam - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Four Tops
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 9
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
SwedishGoose - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Foursquare
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ff_3316.jpg)
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If you keep kissing him parents, his face will stay like that!
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Vampire 5 Hour Energy Drink
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Did you two do it....... gross 😲
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The left cheek wins!
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The moment Junior became transgender.
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I thought it was creepy when my folks said I'd enjoy a 'menage a toy'. At least, that's what I thought they said.
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It was at that moment that Timmy realized he had accidentally found himself caught up in the sleazy world of baby swinging.
As his parents slowly sucked the soul from his body, Timmy could feel his life slipping away. Another curious tale, from The Twilight Zone.
We love you Timmy. But not as much as we love your older brother Jimmy, which is why we had you as his parts baby. We love you, parts baby.
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Hey Blob, none of that is true! I resent that!!
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'Let go of my boobs, Dad!'
"HODOR!"
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"Who are these people and what have they done with my real parents?"
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The look you get the moment you realize you've been sharing a tit with your Father
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The look you get the moment you realize you've been sharing a tit with your Father
You son of a bitch. :lol
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Uh oh.....hate to ruin the moment but that puree of asparagus you gave me for lunch has come full circle.
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ff_3316.jpg)
Despite his deformity, young Jason Voorhees found the love of foster parents...until they moved to Crystal Lake.
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Fuckin' cunt is sticking her fuckin' beak in my mother-fuckin' eye. -- baby Trey Parker
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The moment you realize that funny feeling in your rear is that pacifier you've been looking for all morning.....
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(https://image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-photo-proud-parents-kissing-their-graduating-son-on-both-cheeks-9639127.jpg)
Jesus, the kid just graduated college! How about naming a winner??
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^
The moment you realize that funny feeling in your rear is that pacifier you've been looking for all morning..... your life!
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Poor guy had a stroke...
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As Tommy's cheeks were relentlessly clamped onto by the lips of the adults at his side, he could feel his spirit slowly being sucked away by his parasitic progenitors. He had become yet another statistic. Yet one more ginger without a soul.
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Uh oh.....hate to ruin the moment but that puree of asparagus you gave me for lunch has come full circle.
This takes it.
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Cool. I'll post a new pic later tonight.
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Thanks Chad.
El Niño
Kingshmegland - 125
gmillerdrake - 78
TempusVox - 77
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 25
BlobVanDam - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
La Niña
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 9
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
SwedishGoose - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Cloudy with a chance of rain
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/shopping16.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/shopping16.jpg.html)
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Leave a couch in the Playboy Mansion and a man will find it.
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Zydar's couch.
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That's Zydar's "Cleaner".
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Oh no Sandra... no more stores. Let's just go home and try what we bought here...
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That guy is a Madonna fan.
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I love shopping!
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When a prog fan goes shopping...
"Shhh...dude listen...yes I swear this hot chick is sitting right next to me; two more are standing right behind us; and they're all wearing only lingerie!!"
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"Don't look at the mannequins don't look at the mannequins don't look at the mannequins."
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I hate when stores don't carry my size.
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Mannequiphobia (n) - the fear that any mannequin at any time is likely to come to life and become Kim Cattral.
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Dave hated shopping with Lisa; because when her friends were around, they all acted fake.
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gonna let this roll til' this evening to get a few more entries....
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Jane, you know that Dr Who episode we saw yesterday... I fear I'm living in it today
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Gary ponders the latest Blues elimination the best way he knows how.
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Even mannequin cackling depresses men.
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Dave hated shopping with Lisa; because when her friends were around, they all acted fake.
Winna! You're up TV.
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Folks I apologize. I'm in Canada, then London next week. Would someone be so kind to post a pic and update the standings for me? I may have time this weekend, but I don't want anyone to wait.
Thanks!
And thanks for the win Gary. It had been so long I was starting to think I'd been blacklisted. :)
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And thanks for the win Gary. It had been so long I was starting to think I'd been blacklisted. :)
No problemo.....no way you've been blacklisted :lol There's just been 'new blood' in the game that are freakin' funny!
:saywhen:
Kingshmegland - 125
gmillerdrake - 78
TempusVox - 78
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 25
BlobVanDam - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
:huckleberry:
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 9
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
SwedishGoose - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
:zeltar:
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Meth. Not even once.
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I love beer!
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Keeping the Vodka close...
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Look, he wore a tie.
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Sid sends his girlfriend the solution to her lack of "circumference" tolerance.
The "Open Mouth" word game: Extreme Edition
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There is a reason that 'Lamprey Eel Dress Up Day' contests were never a hit in the work place.
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Uh oh, sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!
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Phil had found the perfect way to keep himself safe... others lamented his Philematophobia.
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The 'Swear Jar' at Jimmy's house is a tad unorthodox but gets the job done.
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This dude totally has a glass jaw.
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This is what will happen to you if you go to Philadelphia and cheer for the opposing team.
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Shots anyone?
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How porn stars warm up before they film.
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How porn stars warm up before they film.
Apparently gay porn stars! :D
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Sure, even guys need to stretch. :lol
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The glass may be half full, but the head is definitely half empty.
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Sitting around bored, waiting for a caption contest winner to be announced, so to occupy my time............
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The danger of breastfeeding your child until he's 20.
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The Glasbeak Cubicle Finch in its native habitat.
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If this makes you cringe, imagine what he does to make his dick look bigger...
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Let's give it today to see if Tempus logs on and sees these to pick a winner.....then from there I guess since I was the previous winner I'll pick one?
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Tired of waiting for a winner to be announced Greg tried to enter a coma to pass time quicker...
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This dude totally has a glass jaw.
Sorry gang! Been travelling still. Popped in for a bit from beautiful downtown Cardiff; where the weather is a nice, sunny 60 something degrees!
In honor of The Greatest, we'll go with the boxing reference. Although this pic creeped me out for some reason.
You're up King!
Gary you we're close with the swear jar reference.
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SHIZNIT
Kingshmegland - 126
gmillerdrake - 78
TempusVox - 78
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 25
BlobVanDam - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
FOSHIZZLE
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 9
TheCountOfNYC - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
SwedishGoose - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
DAAAAAMMNNN
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/best-funny-photos-22_zpsszjz8ot2.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/best-funny-photos-22_zpsszjz8ot2.jpg.html)
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(In a gruff voice)
Don't be fooled by the sun.....it's gonna be Dark toNight......
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The Batometer will read 71 on Thursday.
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...and that's the weather. Now for some political commentary, here is The Joker.
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To find out the forecast for Tuesday tune in next week. Same bat time. Same bat channel.
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Looks like I'll have the top down on the Batmobile on Thursday
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Oh look.... a Batman role Ben Affleck can handle
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"Ya, I have a chilling suhprize in store for you, Caped Crusader. I vill make it so dhat the highs are only in the 20s. You will be fired and run out of town, nevah to be back. I will rule the Weather Channel. It will be a cold day in hell before you return. HAH! HAH! HAH!
(https://static.srcdn.com/slir/w570-h300-q90-c570:300/wp-content/uploads/Gotham-Director-Mr.-Freeze-Arnold-Schwarzenegger.jpg)
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Bad weather for signals.... use the Arkham asylum and I will be there
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So on Thursday, the temperature will be (https://i.stack.imgur.com/dwhWC.png).
Humidity should reach high levels of (https://thefictionadvocate.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/kapow.jpg).
Visibility will be (https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/palabra-del-c%C3%B3mic-grieta-20782296.jpg)
All in all, the weekend should be
(https://www.mundohq.com.br/imagens/qx_0000.png)
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You can't see it..... But I have a feeling that Cat Woman left a cat toy in my "bat cave"
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To find out the forecast for Tuesday tune in next week. Same bat time. Same bat channel.
This made me laugh a long time. Winner!
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Michael Jordan
Kingshmegland - 126
gmillerdrake - 78
TempusVox - 78
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 25
BlobVanDam - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-21
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Kobe Bryant
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
SwedishGoose - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Metta World Peace
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Here's your picture.
(https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/a754yBL_700b.jpg)
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"Twins 2: Don't Fall Asleep in the Tanning Bed"
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A Hart transplant.
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The Rock must be pissed.
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Don't forget to zip my fly when you're done.
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You don't smell like Gold Bond at all, actually.
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Don't know about the glass but you are definitely half a man...
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LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!
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Ventriloquism has made such advances...it's remarkable. Traditionally, the puppet is smaller than the performer but modern tech has opened up new doors.....
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A Hart transplant.
This one was pretty clever. You're up!
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Fonzie
Kingshmegland - 126
gmillerdrake - 78
TempusVox - 78
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 25
BlobVanDam - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Richie Cunningham
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
SwedishGoose - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Ralph Malph
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(https://cavsnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/draymond-punch-lebron-again.jpg)
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Hey! He is the King!
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Oh... they aren't actually jewels?
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Not one, not two, not three....
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He takes the shot.....and......Nothing but nut....
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Just for a moment LBJ found himself playing for the Denver Nuggets
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That would be a good "box out", but this isn't the WNBA
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"Hey LeBron. You seem to have left your balls in Miami."
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It may not have been baseball, but he still managed to get to 5th base.
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James' hidden ball trick was about to be exposed
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Deadpool is sweeping the nation!
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LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!
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Two minute penalty for crotch checking if this was the NHL.
"Tag! You're 'it'"!
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Not one, not two, not three....
This one made me laugh the most. You're up Joe!
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Thanks Tim! I'll post tonight when I get home.
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Thanks Tim! I'll post tonight when I get home.
That means we'll see Joe's pic finally posted sometime monday.. :biggrin:
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For that, it will be Tuesday! :lol
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For that, it will be Tuesday! :lol
What's the saying? See you then! ;D
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Oh the picture could send for that
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Lenny & Squiggy
Kingshmegland - 127
gmillerdrake - 78
TempusVox - 78
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 25
BlobVanDam - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Mork & Mindy
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
SwedishGoose - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Wonder Twins
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/th%201_zpsei2gg7qc.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/th%201_zpsei2gg7qc.jpg.html)
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How is Darklord Lalinc not in this picture?
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Looks like I'm in for a great night!
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Shortly after Lisa and Renee retired to a room with Zydar for a 'Less Filling'....'Tastes Great'....."debate"..... :zydar:
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"But Mom.....our new retainers make us look like whores...."
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After spending all summer at home and learning the university would be hosting Sudanese exchange students....Tina and Amy had to stretch and get back in shape for their upcoming sophomore year.....
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Beerkake.
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But, can they handle a long neck Budweiser?
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Reason #1 why you should never get a blow job from a Keystone drinking woman...they always use their teeth.
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Casting fluffers for "some like it BIG"
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Well, we all know Linda Lovelace went on to bigger and better things (?).....what about her sister?
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During Family Weekend, Tara and Tammy couldn't wait for their college friends to meet their big brother Leroy.
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/crazy-stuff6.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/crazy-stuff6.jpg.html)
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Reason #1 why you should never get a blow job from a Keystone drinking woman...they always use their teeth.
Ah the fond memories.
WINNA!!
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Ah the fond memories.
Exactly how long has it been since you were a Keystone drinking woman?
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Drunk girls with bad taste in beer? 30 years ago. :lol
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Exactly how long has it been since you were a Keystone drinking woman?
See, I was assuming you were on the other side of the equation :biggrin:
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:rollin
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He may not be a woman, but he probably uses his teeth too!
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With yours Tim, to floss.
*Drops the mike*
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Thank you!
The Standings...
The Breath of God
Kingshmegland - 127
TempusVox- 79
gmillerdrake - 78
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 25
BlobVanDam - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Word of God
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
SwedishGoose - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
The Path of God
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The pic...
(https://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk21/Timea_ft/funny/vicces_funny_003966.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/Timea_ft/media/funny/vicces_funny_003966.jpg.html)
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On the set of College Suck Sluts, Vol 17.
Please don't tell me you know these people...
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Coz couldn't point out an ass if it was right in front of him.
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LOLOLOL, I never even saw the ass. Goes to show that my priorities are in the right place.
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:lol
Damn straight. Still you helped me hit a home run!
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This pic cracks me up....
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This photographer takes pictures the same way that Kingshmegland spells posts.
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This photographer takes pictures the same way that Kingshmegland spells posts.
Stop being such an ass Tim. :biggrin:
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Booty bomb
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'Taint no way these chics will like this pic....
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It's not often you can get your picture taken with a Roman Gladiator
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Sorry guys, we're going to have to shut you down until you get that crack in the glass repaired.
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The five girls had not seen each other for a long time, one of them wanted more back than the othets
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I said to take the picture next to the glass, not the ass!
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Under an Ass Moon.
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Ass soon as you turn away...
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Spring colors always works with a bare ass.
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Buttweiser
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Buttweiser
I can hear it talk like the frogs.......
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The next time Uranus will be that close to Earth will be the year 2079........or, next Saturday if shots are involved.
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I bet this guy thought he was being pretty cheeky...
As with many get-togethers, the end of night photo is a must for posterior-ity.
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Sorry guys, we're going to have to shut you down until you get that crack in the glass repaired.
There were some good ones, but this really "cracked" me up! Winner!
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Thanks! :tup
New pic-
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/Cjvah7yUUAA1mHY.jpg~original)
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Updated standings-
Bros
Kingshmegland - 127
TempusVox- 79
gmillerdrake - 78
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 25
BlobVanDam - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Hos
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
SwedishGoose - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Misc
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I'm trying to find the virtual blue hair specials!
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Granny just found Mikes virtual porn and realised he only had the male controller...
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She must testing out the new Oculus Riff. (Get it? Because it looks like she's playing air guitar.)
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'Oh, the wheel chair in the sky keeps on turnin'......'
"Damnit, Maude, how the hell do I get Dr. Phil on this thing?"
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Virtual orgasm.
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Two hours after 'persuading' Gammy to name him sole heir and arbitrator for her estate, Mike gave Gammy a pot brownie and showed her his new toy
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Max Headroom has seen better days....
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Scene from the remake of Soylent Green.
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Disney World's Carousel Of Progress comes to life.
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She just hit the "O" button.
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She just hit the "O" button.
... and again!
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She just hit the "O" button.
...as in JELLO....
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Disney World's Carousel Of Progress comes to life.
that's what came to my mind first
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Granny, a lifelong Montréal Canadiens fan, was happily tending her virtual garden when her husband told her that PK Subban was traded to Nashville for Shea Weber.
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This woman was only 50 years old when Blob posted it. I think it's time for a winner to be chosen!
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"Eight days of reek....
Is that how long it takes to name a winner?
Eight days of reek
Please remove this bedpan from under me.
It stinks every day now
I smell it all the time
It reeks all the time now
The smell is not sublime
Revolts me
Loathes me
Kills me
Reekes me
Ain't got nothin' but stench, ma'am
Eight days of reek
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Granny just found Mikes virtual porn and realised he only had the male controller...
Winner!
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Thanks Blob...
New image coming up during today...
Current standings-
The perfect element
Kingshmegland - 127
TempusVox- 79
gmillerdrake - 78
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 25
BlobVanDam - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Remedy Lane
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Road salt
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Have at it...
(https://www.eunews.it/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Cameron.jpg)
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This is how you screw UK.
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"Yup, I've seen it. Ted Cruz was wrong. Dead wrong. Trump is this big. When it's flaccid."
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My homies in jail say Jared does not have a foot long. It's about this long.
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No, we neither have a membership in EU, nor a football team worth watching. We do, however, have Wonder Woman's teapot, which I bring before you now.
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"So they told me, If you want in, you've...well...got to put yours in!' And this is Oxford, and all, so of course I went along."
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Does anyone have a Chinese yoyo?
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"Missed it by thaaat much!"
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"....and very soon, this is what the pound will be worth."
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"...and then they told me to shite in one hand, and hope in the other, and see which one filled up quickest."
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Cameron describes for the press just how he wedged his head up his own ass.
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"Want... To touch... The heinie..."
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The Union Jack, and the Union Jackoff.
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I'm giving you this much more time.... (until I wake up tomorrow morning in about 8 hours or so)
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No, we neither have a membership in EU, nor a football team worth watching. We do, however, have Wonder Woman's teapot, which I bring before you now.
This one cracked me up the most.... winner
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Thanks Goose!
Current standings-
Apple Pie
Kingshmegland - 127
TempusVox- 79
gmillerdrake - 78
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Key Lime Pie
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
π
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Next up:
(https://oi66.tinypic.com/2hpmxq9.jpg)
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I promise you that we will be the bullies of the AFC East, and that our team.... hey hold on a minute... I am going to have to get back to you, excuse me please.
-Rex Ryan
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Trumps feet ache after a hard day of campaigning.
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Shhhh.....don't tell anyone, but if this is what would be considered a 'mustache ride', well, I just might be interested.
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New from the Eugene Levy line of shoes.
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Peter bought these and put them on Sandy as a surprise gift when she slept... to bad that Peter never knew of Sandy,s acute Doraphobia... she never woke up again
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Frodo's bride-to-be Instagrams her wedding shoes.
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All used up, Jenna's beaver sank low again...
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Got a bad case of athletes foot? Boom! Get tough actin' Tinactin!
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Muppet porn.
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It wasn't until his first call girl that Martin Scorsese developed a foot fetish.
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Rejected pages from Dr. Seuss' The Foot Book.
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New from the Eugene Levy line of shoes.
Really tough one. Eugene Levy takes it.... (where? I don't know). Good job Adami!
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Oh I don't really care to play, just wanted to make sure I still got it. :-D
Since Prog Snob did a similar answer as me, I'll let him pick the next picture.
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Adami received the win, but I'll add the photo. Thanks, Adami.
Current standings-
DDD-cup
Kingshmegland - 127
TempusVox- 79
gmillerdrake - 78
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
C-cup
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
B-cup
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(https://petapixel.com/assets/uploads/2014/11/Highland-Red-Pandow.jpg)
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Darkstarshades' EP of Pre The ASTONISHING Bonus Tracks.
Track 1: The Livestock Of Ravenskill
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The ever-elusive Emo Yak-cat in its natural habitat.
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Concept art for the signature beast set to star in the sequel to 'The Neverending Story' called...."On Second Thought the Story Must End"
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Emo bullshit.
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Oxl Rose.
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SCREAM FOR ME LONG BEACH!
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And people said breeding cattle and tigers would not work....
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Where Silk milk comes from.
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In Scotland, even the cattle will claw your eyes out.
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All Canadians know that the actual full name of the team is the Hamilton Tiger-Cattle.
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Emo bullshit.
WINNAH! :lol
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Thanks John!
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/collegehumor.ebf10d98726d943988a00a5de27d14bf_zps8n8h0hyr.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/collegehumor.ebf10d98726d943988a00a5de27d14bf_zps8n8h0hyr.jpg.html)
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Current standings-
Peanut Butter Crunch
Kingshmegland - 128
TempusVox- 79
gmillerdrake - 78
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Corn Flakes
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"Why am I on this carton of milk?!"
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Yay, cows!
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At first Timmy was excited about getting his milk from a carton, only to spend the next 20 years trying to get back to sucking on the boob.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/collegehumor.ebf10d98726d943988a00a5de27d14bf_zps8n8h0hyr.jpg)(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12417876_1012506108785883_2295058111591136256_n.jpg?oh=ca4a8e2e0b7c7c87f93cec73130ff575&oe=5828147C)
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:rollin
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MY PRECIOUS......
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Soy Milk!? MOM! Why the :censored did you buy soy milk!?
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No....no......no.....no! I want the boob back!
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This isn't lactose free! You know how my IBS acts up.
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This is the Random Caption Thread, Joe. Not the Post Your Picture Thread.
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This is the Random Caption Thread, Joe. Not the Post Your Picture Thread.
Wouldn't be a beer then? You fail!
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A beer at 6 months old?? You are hardcore!
What'd you do, breastfeed from a keg?
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Well my dad was a Canadian Club man. Lol
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Well my dad was a Canadian Club man. Lol
You didn't breast feed off your Dad, because, umm..that wasn't his breast! ;D
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My mom was lightweight. :lol
She used to giggle after one drink.
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Noo... what did you do with mommys breast :-(
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Oh ho ho ho! The diaper disasters I could make with a carton this size. Blowouts for days!
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I caught a pokemon!
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Non pasteurized!!! WTF!!!!
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Damnit! There's no nipple anywhere on this thing!!!
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What? You paid $6.95 for a quart of milk because it's labeled "organic?!"
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I'll post a winner tonight.
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It was little Timmy's dream to one day be on the milk carton like all of his long-lost heroes.
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"One day....I will fill such a container with the Blood of my enemies!!!!! Muhaaa Muhaaaaa Haaa Haaaaaaa!!!!"
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"So this is how I load my diaper?!?"
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"So this is how I load my diaper?!?"
Ain't that the truth. Winner.
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"So this is how I load my diaper?!?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQD_fanPkns
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Standings
Bruce from Jaws
Kingshmegland - 128
TempusVox- 80
gmillerdrake - 78
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Land Shark
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Jabberjaw
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Thanks King....I apologize gang, but I am in YYZ for the next 10 days or so; and will not find much time to jump on and check things out. Can someone please post a new pic and judge the next round for me??
Thank you!!
~TV
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*shrug* If no one else will...
(https://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss104/Podaar/brats_zpsghl0ezwo.jpg)
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TRUMPets for the white house...
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Summer is full of hot air.
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The Virgin Duet Blues
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Exhibit 'F' of why this generation is the most annoying generation ever.
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I don't mean to toot my own horn, but......
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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
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Star Wars - Episode Eight: The Phantom Cadence
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Photo search phrase: "Teens doing blow."
"Well, it's John Williams' house, and my dad said this worked on Noriega back in the 80's, so..."
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Grandma blows
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How to explain virginity without using words
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"Well, it's John Williams' house, and my dad said this worked on Noriega back in the 80's, so..."
I guffawed. :rollin
Winner!
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Excellent! Thank you for the first win!
Standings
NFL
Kingshmegland - 128
TempusVox- 80
gmillerdrake - 78
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
AFL
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Snow Dog -1
XFL
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New image:
(https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y84/snowdog80/18mfse7vmnuhjjpg_zpsfd9d1dei.jpg)
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Charging station for the prototype of a new environmentally friendly tank
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Brings new meaning to the term treadmill.
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Photo search phrase: "Teens doing blow."
"Well, it's John Williams' house, and my dad said this worked on Noriega back in the 80's, so..."
That actually made me literally LOL
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Photo search phrase: "Teens doing blow."
"Well, it's John Williams' house, and my dad said this worked on Noriega back in the 80's, so..."
That actually made me literally LOL
That's why I gave him the victory, Prog! :biggrin:
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The day Barack put Michelle in charge of the military.
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I'll let this go another day or two before picking a winner. If this was a bad picture to choose, I apologize. Had a somewhat hard time finding a good one to use. Where this was my first photo caption submission, any suggestions for photo sources to use should I be lucky enough to be chosen as a winner again?
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Careful where you're pointing that 'turret' sir....
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I'll let this go another day or two before picking a winner. If this was a bad picture to choose, I apologize. Had a somewhat hard time finding a good one to use. Where this was my first photo caption submission, any suggestions for photo sources to use should I be lucky enough to be chosen as a winner again?
This little website called Google. Lots of images. Just type something obscure in the search box.
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New image:
(https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y84/snowdog80/18mfse7vmnuhjjpg_zpsfd9d1dei.jpg)
Man you can run these things into the ground.
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The Polish Army tries to make the best of its 'Turtle Tank' failure.
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Crossfit is ruining everything.
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New image:
(https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y84/snowdog80/18mfse7vmnuhjjpg_zpsfd9d1dei.jpg)
Man you can run these things into the ground.
I dig a good pun. Winner!
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My mom
Kingshmegland - 129
TempusVox- 80
gmillerdrake - 78
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Your mom
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Snow Dog -1
Your mother
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/tumblr_inline_mu67u8ytKI1qctkcl_zps6kyccsti.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/tumblr_inline_mu67u8ytKI1qctkcl_zps6kyccsti.jpg.html)
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At the Donald Trump school of political correctness.
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You had one job to do
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Every now and again, someone at the Darwin Institute would trip the alarm, just to see if there was anything to that whole "natural selection" theory or not...
I wonder if they've played "Lemmings".
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Meanwhile in Poland...
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After years of trial and error....it was concluded the most simple escape solution for the Handicap was to roll them straight out the second floor and skip the stair sleds.
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Handicap on the left, Tommy Boy on the right.
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Amityville is so commercial now
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What's behind door #1? Why it's a young John Travolta scratching his shoulder.
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"Oh, that look on Raymond Burr's face as he flew out the door after we pulled the alarm! So what if it caused 'Ironside' to end. It was frickin' priceless!"
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"And this is the handicap fire exit. Let's just pray to god we never have a handicap fire."
What's the worst that could happen anyway? They become more handicapped?
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Meanwhile at the Republican Convention.
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Insurance companies have their ways of getting rid of liabilities...
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"And this is the handicap fire exit. Let's just pray to god we never have a handicap fire."
Yup, this is funny! Winner!!
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Thanks king!
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/fashion-fail-baby-pities-the-fool.jpg~original)
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The A-Team
Kingshmegland - 129
TempusVox- 80
gmillerdrake - 78
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The B-Team
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Snow Dog -1
The C-Team
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Even when beeing Baby T everyone called him Mr...
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I PITY THE FOOL WHO CHANGES THIS DIAPER!
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And the award for the most adorably racist Halloween costume goes to...
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Took First Place in the Bounce-ee Competition.
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More like the B Team.
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This kid is the most skilled tricycle driver in town.
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Fisher Price bling fool!
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Al Jolson: The Later Years
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I shitty da poo!
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I shitty da poo!
:lol
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"Yo Mama, you better not put me in no baby swing!!!!"
-
when Mr. T was lowercase....
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I'm a gonna get in my mommies 'cans' like Clubber Lang on a pair of speed bags....
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Thanks king!
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/fashion-fail-baby-pities-the-fool.jpg~original)
Don't hide your boobs on me, sucka!
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I pity da fool that tries to feed me vegetables.
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I pity da fool that doesn't pick a winna soon.
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Why do I feel like I'm experiencing deja vu?
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Man, you guys are impatient! Must be something to do with having less life left. :neverusethis:
I shitty da poo!
:lol This one gave me the biggest lol. Winner!
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Awesome. Thanks! :)
Geddy Lee
Kingshmegland - 129
TempusVox- 80
gmillerdrake - 78
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Tommy Lee
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Snow Dog - 2
Kathy Lee
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Next image:
(https://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e316/snowdogg80/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpsufhwmnvi.jpeg)
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This move is known as the Proctologists Plunge.
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Enough of the Trump rally photos! Geez....
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I believe she cheers for 'Hawking University'
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"Aaaaaah, bee-beep, Aaaaah, bee-beep,
I got a booger on my finger,
but it's too big to eat!"
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She's got Spirit.....just ignore the fact that it's demonic...
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Bill the Cat undergoes a sex change operation.
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My odds on 'scoring' a Cheerleader just increased by 14%
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Even porno shoots have cheerleaders these days...
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All parents rejoice as the first kid to have her face frozen like that. I told you so!
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I had the same look once before. It involved a 19" Pork Sausage, Virgin Olive Oil.....nine shots of Jägermeister and accepting a dare i soon regretted.
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Dream Theater is coming to Kentucky!!!!
-
Finally, a female Mangini'd.
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Finally, a female Mangini'd.
Mike Mangina
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It was at that moment that Betty Sues vibrating panties malfunctioned.
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This is what happens when parents insist their daughters make the cheerleading squad.
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The world famous photo capturing the exact moment Tina Mitchell from Pine Bluff, Arkansas sharted on live television at the National Cheer Championships.
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Bill the Cat undergoes a sex change operation.
Was wondering if there was going to be a Bill the Cat comparison, and turns out there was. Winner! A salute to you!
(https://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e316/snowdogg80/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpsnhoforfe.jpeg)
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:rollin
Thanks! Seriously, it was the very first thing that came to mind, like immediately.
Poison
Kingshmegland - 129
TempusVox- 80
gmillerdrake - 78
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Any other bitchin' 80's band
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Snow Dog - 2
Pink Floyd
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The Large Hard-on Particle Collider.
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NEW FROM TAMPAX!! THE BITCHINATOR!!
WHEN YOUR FLOW IS THAT BAD!
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Preparations for Queen Kong the porno
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Found the same thing between the cushions of Zydars couch
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Congratulations to the winner of the React Like Hillary Seeing A Balloon Contest.
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So, NOMACS are for real!
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The new "Night After" pill.
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King wins the state lottery and his first order of business is to commission construction on a 5:1 scale replica of his DTF Avatar
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King wins the state lottery and his first order of business is to commission construction on a 5:1 scale replica of his DTF Avatar
The funny thing is that PowerBall was wondering in my hometown this week. 485 million. Lol
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The Republican Party reveals its prototype of the "Trump Piehole Plug." Sources report the engineers responsible for the design were disappointed at the outcome, stating, "It should have been bigger..."
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"Now, Kanye, if I could ask you to bend forward and cough. This might be a little uncomfortable..."
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Russia's secret "Minion" class of nuclear submarines is in full production.
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"Prepare Ship....for Ludicrous Speed!!!"
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The Large Hard-on Particle Collider.
Dick jokes are never not funny. Winner!
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Thanks!
Full Beard
Kingshmegland - 129
TempusVox- 80
gmillerdrake - 78
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Five O'clock Shadow
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
TheCountOfNYC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Snow Dog - 2
Soul Patch
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Coming up on the 10 o'clock report, Cleveland welcomes his assholiness, The Salvatore Dali Llama
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That guy is really up his girlfriend's ass.
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And here, folks, is why waxing your lady and simultaneously going down on her don't mix...
Didn't someone inform him we invented toilet brushes for a reason?
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I AM CORNHOLIO!!!
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Thad chose and extreme measure to remind himself daily at the percentage of chance he has to ever get laid.
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That guy looks like a pussy!
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Bruce Lee knocked his beard silly.
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Dude, that is an eggcellent beard.
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I bet his favorite dessert is.....pi
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That guy can shave circles around anybody.
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"Hey, try a bowl haircut, they said. Didn't realize that there was such a thing as the double vertical."
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Sideburn Infinity Loop.
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And here, folks, is why waxing your lady and simultaneously going down on her don't mix...
This one really got me. Winnah!
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Cool! Thank you! ;D
Michael Phelps
Kingshmegland - 129
TempusVox- 80
gmillerdrake - 78
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
TAC-22
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Chad le Clos
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
TheCountOfNYC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Snow Dog - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Jack Dawson
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Hello? Poland Spring? Where's our fucking water? I'm a dirty leprechaun.
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On the set of the commercial shoot for Cialis For Lesbians.
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We are from the planet of the toes. We bring you....produce.
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Lady Gaga's music videos just keep getting weirder and weirder.
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Next time Dream Theater comes around, I'm definitely getting a tub seat.
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Lady Gaga's music videos just keep getting weirder and weirder.
:lol
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Still shot from a Lesbian CIALYS commercial.
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Still shot from a Lesbian CIALYS commercial.
Umm...Good one!
:neverusethis:
On the set of the commercial shoot for Cialis For Lesbians.
;D
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Lesbitra?
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Vi-Aj-ra.
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Still shot from a Lesbian CIALYS commercial.
Umm...Good one!
:neverusethis:
On the set of the commercial shoot for Cialis For Lesbians.
;D
:facepalm: :lol Sorry, didn't scroll up.....great minds?
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.....great minds?
Apparently!
And I don't think that's the first time either. :lol
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.....great minds?
Apparently!
And I don't think that's the first time either. :lol
I'm pulling my best Milania.
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You're pulling your what to Milania? ;D
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Ahh yes...we all remember the extravagant exploits of the Bates sisters and their peculiar search methods for Grey Poupon
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Bathroom at a Slipknot concert...
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"Honey, remember that coupon you gave me for 'Tub's Pedicures'? Well, you're not gonna believe this, but......."
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Sadly, the live sexcams in Russia still use dial up.
-
On the set of the commercial shoot for Cialis For Lesbians.
Got the best laugh out of me. Winner!
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Awesome. Will try and post tonight. If not it'll be tomorrow after work. About 2:00pm EST.
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Dogs
Kingshmegland - 129
TempusVox- 80
gmillerdrake - 78
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-23
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Puppies
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
TheCountOfNYC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Snow Dog - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Bitches
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(https://i.imgur.com/qKfEMHL.jpg)
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"Holy shit! Seriously?! That thing down there is going to be THAT big when I'm older?!"
"Mom, really? $25,000 later, and I'm not sure I'll be able to breathe any more with those things in my face..."
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How many times did you go on Maury to find my father??
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I have seen shit that will turn you White!
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Circum......what?!
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Pretty sure I just shitty da Poo.....
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What the fuck is a NOMAC?
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A glass bottle!!!!
Where's ma feeder!
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what you talkin' bout' Willis?
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Does this baby need to smack a bitch?
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You can't spell my name like THAT! No one will pronounce it right!
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His first look into a mirror...
"Oh fuck, I'm screwed!"
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"He founded ISIS?!"
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Circum......what?!
Great minds, bro!
Winnah!!
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Circum......what?!
Great minds, bro!
Winnah!!
:lol Cool! thanks TAC...the dry spell is over!
The Jedi
Kingshmegland - 129
TempusVox- 80
gmillerdrake - 79
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-23
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Padawan
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
TheCountOfNYC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Snow Dog - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Spare Droid Parts
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Next Pic:
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/creepiest-christmas-photo-ever-e1451500283553.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/creepiest-christmas-photo-ever-e1451500283553.jpg.html)
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National Lampoon's Arctic Vacation
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The Purge 4: Southern Discomfort.
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Man is Slipknot getting old.
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Not this family again, They really haven't aged much in the year since we used this pic. ;D
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Not this family again, They really haven't aged much in the year since we used this pic. ;D
has this been used? Should I switch it?
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Yes.
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Next Pic....take Two!
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/creepiest-christmas-photo-ever-e1451500283553.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/creepiest-christmas-photo-ever-e1451500283553.jpg.html)
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The Mod's special room.
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Wonder if I can flee now.... the vaseline is nearly warm
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"Hmmm, lets see...spend another minute with these two or dive head first into scalding hot fondue?"
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Harry the cat is trying to figure out which one is Puss and which one is Boots.
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Team Canada's entry into the Synchronized Douchebag competition in this year's Olympics.
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3 pussies.
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3 pussies.
Or one tomcat and two bitches...
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Guess which of the three are neutered...
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CatmanDON'T.
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I just hope these guys don't sniff each other's butts.
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That moment when they realize it's the closest to pussy they're going to get.
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Napoleon Dynamite alternate ending: Kip dumps Lafawnduh and starts dating Larry-Frank.
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bootsncatsnbootsncatsnbootsncatsnbootsncats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nni0rTLg5B8
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Black_floyd and Zydar finally get it over with...
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Black_floyd and Zydar finally get it over with...
:lol
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Black_floyd and Zydar finally get it over with...
:lol
Yeah....that was the best one this round.
You'r e up Coz!!!
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Awesome, thanks! I figured hitting home might pull out a win.
C.C. Deville
Kingshmegland - 129
TempusVox- 80
gmillerdrake - 79
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-23
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Richie Sambora
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheCountOfNYC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Snow Dog - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
David Gilmour
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(https://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/160811171414-16-week-in-photos-0812-super-169.jpg)
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Frustration abounds as Amir contemplates his all Girl Valet team.
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You shut your whore mouth about David Gilmour!! >:( I know I can't take you serious in this, considering who you put first. I mean, is he even really a guitar player? :biggrin:
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You shut your whore mouth about C.C. Deville. He is a fine and shining example of 80's debauchery and style at its finest. The man is a veritable lighthouse of rock and roll virtuosity.
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Valet parking at the Rio Olympics.
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Carfax my ass!
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TAC finds out he's in the CC Deville grouping.
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You shut your whore mouth about C.C. Deville. He is a fine and shining example of 80's debauchery and style at its finest. The man is a veritable lighthouse of rock and roll virtuosity.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/43f43ef68904f48308b7ed1e56a80b7a/tumblr_neuezfkxXZ1rpike2o1_500.gif)
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The parking lot for the Chinese gymnastics team.
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In Russia, the car parks you.
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Opening Scene of the new Cirque de Solei show "Transformers"
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Sorry.... forgot to turn of my electromagnet :-(
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On the set of C.H.I.P.S.
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At the Lindsay Lohan Driving School.
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I just love car porn.
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Hassan contemplates suing Niantic and Pokemón GO for putting that Mewtwo spawn near his once quiet residence.
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Car dogpile on my ugly bitch of a wife!
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Jenga......Boss Style!
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This is the end result of a shoe sale.
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"So, let me get this straight. Just one little spider crawled across the dashboard?"
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"...and then he said, "I'll move the car when I'm damn good and ready", and I said, "No, you'll move it now"'
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Yvgeny has no regrets, but finds it disquieting anyway.
-
Steves flatulence problems are really getting out of hand...
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Frustration abounds as Amir contemplates his all Girl Valet team.
Right out of the gate. Winner.
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Cool! thanks Coz!!
Corporate C.E.O's
Kingshmegland - 129
TempusVox- 80
gmillerdrake - 79
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-23
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Members of Congress
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheCountOfNYC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Snow Dog - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
worthless citizens
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Next Pic:
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/crazy-stuff4.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/crazy-stuff4.jpg.html)
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Just one more bottle and you're good to go...
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In other news, Shirley Manson has gone from singing for Garbage to drinking from it.
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Dirty martini
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Thank God she shaved.
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How to make a Croctail.
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Scene from Real Wives Of The Trailer Park.
-
She loves intercourse with a spade as well.
-
She loves intercourse with a spade as well.
Does that make her a hoe?
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Yup. She'll want to be snaked as well.
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"If you think those gangbang scenes you do make yer eyes sting, wait'll you get this stuff in 'em..."
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Brandy Sue's momma helps her celebrate her passing of the West Virginia 9th Grade Proficiency Test.
-
Meanwhile, at the Donald Trump after party.
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Not having enough ice available to make a vodka slide, Glenda froze her shoe prior to the party.
-
Not having enough ice available to make a vodka slide, Glenda froze her shoe prior to the party.
:lol
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If the shoe fits.
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How to make a Croctail.
This made me giggle....
Winner!
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Sweet. Thanks!
Swimming
Kingshmegland - 129
TempusVox- 80
gmillerdrake - 79
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-23
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Gymnastics
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheCountOfNYC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Rhythm gymnastics
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Next Pic:
(https://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e316/snowdogg80/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps24xp5wux.png)
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John Petrucci as The Astonishing Slinky
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Better than a man bun
-
This guy is not metal enough.
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Blobbing-Kingshmegland, you're doing it wrong.
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Going to let this go for one more day to see if there's any other entries before picking a winner...
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This mans greatest fear is a spiral staircase.
-
F'n Hipsters.......
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Concept art for the character of Davey Jones.....Cirque de Solei edition of Pirates of the Carribean
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Monty Python product placement.
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Crack Sabbath's Never Say Die album cover.
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His Cthulhu costume was a huge disappointment
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This guy is not metal enough.
Got the biggest chuckle out of me. Winner! The floor is yours good sir.
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His personal motto? "I'm fun for a girl or a boy!"
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VACATION
Kingshmegland - 130
TempusVox- 80
gmillerdrake - 79
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-23
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
LONG WEEKEND
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheCountOfNYC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
5 DAY WORK WEEK
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/funny31_zpsbrij9ito.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/funny31_zpsbrij9ito.jpg.html)
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The bathroom at Bosk's house.
-
Talk about hittin' the head.
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"I see your Schwartz is... pathetic."
-
Vader looked pissed, and apparently he is no longer content with a Force choke just to one's neck...
-
"Hey, I have an idea. Let's make the Death Star in the shape of a ball."
-
Judging from the color green coming from your 'saber' I'd suggest 300mg of penicillin twice a day for a week....
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"I am your.......umm..nevermind."
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The farts are strong with this one.
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"I find your lack of length disturbing..."
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"Obi Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your zipper, now release your bladder. Only your stream can destroy me."
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"Luke, help remove this mask. Just for once let me look on your prostate with my own eyes."
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Turn around my son.....bend over......and you will FEEL the Force......
-
At least he's not full of shit...
-
"Is that a light saber in your hand or are you just happy to see me?"
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"May the Flowmax be with you".
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"You are unwise to lower you zipper...err, um, defenses. I meant defenses."
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Your thoughts betray you. If your full bladder will not cause you to drop your drawers then perhaps your diharreah will.....
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Hey guys, what's going on in here?
Oh, nothing.
-
Judging from the color green coming from your 'saber' I'd suggest 300mg of penicillin twice a day for a week....
Totally out of left field, um I mean Tatooine. Winna!
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Why thank you kind Sir!
Pizza Lover's
Kingshmegland - 130
gmillerdrake - 80
TempusVox- 80
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-23
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Gimme' some Wings
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheCountOfNYC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
I eat da' Poo
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Damn hipsters and their wrinkle therapies.
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Everybody wants to be Grace Jones.
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Sushi-you're doing it wrong
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A new take on Chinese Water Torture.
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Yoko is still creepy as fuck.
-
That's the last time I buy goldfish at the flea market.
-
She's obviously just fishing for compliments.
-
"Who ordered number 73? Number 73?"
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Liposuction on a budget...
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Bukkake for mermaids.
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Profile pic for FishermansOnly.com
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Please pick a winner. I can't hold my breath much longer.
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Mommy, look what I won at the fair!
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Please pick a winner. I can't hold my breath much longer.
:lol
this made me laugh the most....
You're up!
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Thanks G Money!
Curly
Kingshmegland - 130
gmillerdrake - 80
TempusVox- 80
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-24
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Shemp
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheCountOfNYC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
DragonAttack - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Curly Joe
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Those aren't steeds, their bitches.
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Those aren't steeds, their bitches.
It's they're!
There.
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Bitches don't care.
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:lol
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:lol
It was a softball right down the middle.
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Pictured here, circa November 2016: "Trump's a bigot" and "Hillary's a criminal". You can identify "Trump's a bigot" in the foreground by its orange hue...
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There is a reason that the 'synchronized equestrian' competition is the least favorite amongst riders.
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Two nay-bor's
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Backstage at Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's 9/11 after party.
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And here you can see Gary Busey and Sarah Jessica Parker resting after a long day on set.
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Horses for Hillary
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Assateague Island Spring 2016 Calendar: Wild Horses Gone Wild
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See, this is what happens every time someone starts an "I wish Portnoy was back in the band" or a "Kevin Moore was the best keyboardist for Dream Theater" thread...
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There is a reason that the 'synchronized equestrian' competition is the least favorite amongst riders.
You totally had me at "synchronized equestrian".
Winnah!
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Thanks, Tim, it has been a while.
Had these been donkeys, they would have been rolling on the floor, laughing their asses off.....
new pic in the morning
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Just have to make a reference to Freddie Mercury, on what would have been his 70th birthday
(and thank my wife for the pic)
A NIGHT AT THE OPERA
Kingshmegland - 130
gmillerdrake - 80
TempusVox- 80
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-24
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
A DAY AT THE RACES
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheCountOfNYC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
DragonAttack - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
HOT SPACE
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(https://i45.servimg.com/u/f45/17/45/41/16/perfec11.jpg)
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That's your wife? :neverusethis:
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:tup :lol
(https://i1.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/donkey-lying-down-1-655x373.jpg?resize=655%2C373)
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When she lost her right arm Milla found new ways to do the dusting...
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From the commercial shoot for the new Jumbo Q Tips.
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Suddenly Olga's husband felt a tad...insecure.
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New event for the Rio Olympics..The Zika Swab.
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Long jealous of mens' ability to do the "helicopter," Eva developed her own move called the "windshield wiper."
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The Absorb-o-Pon, for those heavy flow months.
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During her routine, she remembered her coaches sage words...."The love for the baton must come from deep within you"
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BAM! BAM! BAM!
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Boioioioioioioing
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Seen here.....the human female begins to lure the male to her vagina with a pulsating extension of the clitoris.....where she will then steal his semen to reproduce and hold him hostage the remainder of his life.
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Tampons: You're doing it wrong.
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I'm going crosseyed, and I'm not even looking at that white thingy.
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When your butt eats your underwear.
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That must be one nasty yeast infection...
I didn't know vagina jousting was an Olympic sport.
"Hey, ladies! Now you can actually look forward to your period with the new vibrating tampon, from Tampax!"
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Shake-weight, g-spot tornado.
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ding..ding...cling...dinga...ling...ding..dind........"Come And Get It!"
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Hurry and pick a winner, my **** is numb.
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I was looking for a 'when Cindy Lou says she can win with no hands....' type of line, ...
During her routine, she remembered her coaches sage words...."The love for the baton must come from deep within you"
this was close, but even though
Hurry and pick a winner, my **** is numb.
Cracked me up the most, it was perhaps too soon on the heels of your last winning response. It came down to
From the commercial shoot for the new Jumbo Q Tips.
and
I'm going crosseyed, and I'm not even looking at that white thingy.
Geez, TAC, the coin flip was quite favorable for your side. Hell, I didn't even know you did both responses until I inserted the quotes. Double (or triple) winner.
Tim, you're up!
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Thanks Joe!
Garlic Bread
Kingshmegland - 130
gmillerdrake - 80
TempusVox- 80
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-25
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Garlic Powder
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheCountOfNYC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
DragonAttack - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Garlic Breath
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Next Pic:
(https://ift.tt/1BOMNQy)
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You want shade from the moon baby?
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That's the level of protection you need when you're on Spring Break
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That guy looks like he could be shady
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How Peyton Manning is spending opening night of the NFL season.
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"You think that woman with the baton had talent? Well, my sphincter will put her to shame. I gotta warn you though, it ain't a pretty sight!"
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Daniel Day Lewis found his left foot. He buried it in the sand.
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This guy probably *is* the bass player.
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Apparently I picked a shit picture. I'll keep this open throughout the day.
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I made it to Ameriga, Ameriga yes. I sail with nothing but funny hat and anal speculum.
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It all started with those little drink umbrellas. Then he was thrown out of the Totes store for standing hours at a time and caressing the rain umbrellas. Now to hide his shame Giuseppe takes his latest obsession to the beach, but only at night.
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C'mon Uma.....open up to me.
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You want shade from the moon baby?
Alright. It's yours.
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WEEKEND
Kingshmegland - 131
gmillerdrake - 80
TempusVox- 80
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-25
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
FRIDAY
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheCountOfNYC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
DragonAttack - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
WEEKDAYS
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/crazy-dity-pictures-funny_3_zpssay3r6f0.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/crazy-dity-pictures-funny_3_zpssay3r6f0.jpg.html)
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Not all heroes wear capes.
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It's the Welcome Home Jingle Boy Party whores.
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Bass Player auditions for Mike Portnoy's Shattered Fortress.
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"Ladies....if you had to guess the length of the wang of the man standing drawers down behind you....what would you guess?"
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"It's not going to suck itself."
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Kiro "Crinton" Tanakasan decides not to wait for the interns to come to him.
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"It's not going to suck itself."
:spitcoffee:
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/crazy-dity-pictures-funny_3_zpssay3r6f0.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/crazy-dity-pictures-funny_3_zpssay3r6f0.jpg.html)
This could be from literally any video on my computer. That's not a joke, just a simple fact.
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(https://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss104/Podaar/CaptionPics/crazy-dity-pictures-funny_3_zps05cdrwte.jpg)
Girls, on average, how many times a day does Mr. Zydar-san announce that it won't suck itself?
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:lol
At least :zydar:
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I suddenly have a hankering for Chinese for lunch....
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How many times have you fooled your professor to drop his pants in the schoolyard?
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The founders of the Chuck Woolery Fan Club
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"Heeeeeeeeeeyyyy, sexy ladies! Ohp, ohp ohp, ohp, ohp a pedophile!"
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"Well, ladies, in regards to the 'I Am Batman' guy...., best guess, did he do a #1 or lay a deuce?"
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Hoy shit, I didn't even see the dude with the pants down when I first captioned the pic. (Not a caption entry, just a comment.)
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The Chinese adult remake of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" suffered from massive budget cuts.
(Also TAC, for what it's worth, I did the same thing here: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=42785.msg2182021#msg2182021)
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The Chinese adult remake of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" suffered from massive budget cuts.
(Also TAC, for what it's worth, I did the same thing here: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=42785.msg2182021#msg2182021)
:lol
I remember.
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Ok, back to Captioning:
Hey look! There's Jingle Boy!
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The Chinese adult remake of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" suffered from massive budget cuts.
(Also TAC, for what it's worth, I did the same thing here: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=42785.msg2182021#msg2182021)
Insert *made an ass out of himself* here. :lol
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Wo Phat's feelings of being Claude Rains manifested itself, because no matter what he did, he went unnoticed.....not only by women, but by DTFers! Oh, the shame!
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Hey girls, come back. I promise number 69 really is beef with broccoli.
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St. Chowpai's School for girls has a new um..Head Master.
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Ladies, I don't think that's what the Headmaster means when he says he, "wants a piece from each of you."
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Not all heroes wear capes.
The first was the best. Winna!
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Oh great. Now we wait 3 months for a new picture..
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Oh great. Now we wait 3 months for a new picture..
If you had Facebook you would be able to alert him SUCKA!!
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Well, Chad said to pick another winner. I think we should give him the win and have someone else judge.
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Oh great. Now we wait 3 months for a new picture..
If you had Facebook you would be able to alert him SUCKA!!
(https://i.imgur.com/KZYERVJ.jpg)
Well, Chad said to pick another winner. I think we should give him the win and have someone else judge.
Then post another pic and this time don't pick Chad!
Either that or pick a second choice for a winner and they get a win as well as Chad. A win-win!
:neverusethis:
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"Ladies....if you had to guess the length of the wang of the man standing drawers down behind you....what would you guess?"
Well then Gary wins.
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I actually thought that was a rather flaccid response. ;D
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I actually thought that was a rather flaccid response. ;D
You sound like you,need a blue pill to perk you up.
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Girls, how many should I take?
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/crazy-dity-pictures-funny_3_zpssay3r6f0.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/crazy-dity-pictures-funny_3_zpssay3r6f0.jpg.html)
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One, all you need is 5 minutes with your age.
I know.
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Don't tell me you turn into this guy!
(https://ift.tt/1BOMNQy)
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I'm much scarier.
-
Well then Gary wins.
I shall gladly accept the default victory! I have no shame.... :lol Thanks Joe....
1st & 10
Kingshmegland - 131
gmillerdrake - 81
TempusVox- 80
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-25
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
2nd & 3
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Podaar - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheCountOfNYC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
DragonAttack - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
4th & 32
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When Aquaphobia and Love of sailing unite
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And you thought Packers fans looked ridiculous.
What a bunch of shipheads...
-
This is exactly why we didn't want those Syrian refugees.
-
But does the carpet match the drapes?
-
Opening ceremony at the 2016 Ship-for-Brains retreat.
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Opening ceremony at the 2016 Ship-for-Brains retreat.
You've got "ships" for brains.
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Opening ceremony at the 2016 Ship-for-Brains retreat.
You've got "ships" for brains.
???
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You know the saying shit for brains? I just used ship because you know, on their heads! :biggrin:
You inspired me! :lol
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And you thought Packers fans looked ridiculous.
:D
Imagine sitting behind them at an LA Clippers game.
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My blues ails for you
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You know the saying shit for brains? I just used ship because you know, on their heads! :biggrin:
Aye, of corsair, am cognizant of the pun, Captain Obvious. That's why I launched it. I just couldn't understand why you were taking a cutter at me with your little dingy. I thought we were mates.
Oh, frigate. I don't carrack.
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The schooner you knock off the boat puns, the bateau.
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I can't help it... ships for brains. Remember?
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You know the saying shit for brains? I just used ship because you know, on their heads! :biggrin:
Aye, of corsair, am cognizant of the pun, Captain Obvious. That's why I launched it. I just couldn't understand why you were taking a cutter at me with your little dingy. I thought we were mates.
Oh, frigate. I don't carrack.
Awe man, I wasn't aiming at you. I was pulling your Mast! :lol
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You know the saying shit for brains? I just used ship because you know, on their heads! :biggrin:
Aye, of corsair, am cognizant of the pun, Captain Obvious. That's why I launched it. I just couldn't understand why you were taking a cutter at me with your little dingy. I thought we were mates.
Oh, frigate. I don't carrack.
Awe man, I wasn't aiming at you. I was pulling your Mast! :lol
There's going to be some floggings if you two lads don't stop acting like a scurvy dog.
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Never sleep in the Atlantic or you'll wake up with boat head.
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Refugeeing-you're doing it wrong.
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I'll give you my mast if you give me some head.
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Erykah Boatdu.
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Opening ceremony at the 2016 Ship-for-Brains retreat.
You know the saying shit for brains? I just used ship because you know, on their heads! :biggrin:
Aye, of corsair, am cognizant of the pun, Captain Obvious. That's why I launched it. I just couldn't understand why you were taking a cutter at me with your little dingy. I thought we were mates.
Oh, frigate. I don't carrack.
Gregg for the 'W'! the exclamation point being the volley between he and King.... you're up Sir! :tup
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I've been fed to the fish! :lol
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I've been fed to the fish! :lol
Forced to walk the plank! :yarr
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He's been paddled in the oars!
Thanks, Gary!
Jack Sparrow
Kingshmegland - 131
gmillerdrake - 81
TempusVox- 80
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-25
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Yellow Beard
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Podaar - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheCountOfNYC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
DragonAttack - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Somali Pirates
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You know what they say about guys with big feet...
-
Holy shit! I think I pulled a Coz and broke the caption thread! :lol
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Daddy, I want my own bean bag.
-
Uncle Joe has his own built in Sit n Spin.
-
Camel Toe.....literally.
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Jack's physical deformity was that his penis grew to resemble a little girl, complete with arms and long hair all over its head. He used to dress it up and the whole family would talk to it.
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Looks like that child is getting a little "testy"
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TheCountOfNYC wins.
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TheCountOfNYC wins.
Thanks! I'll post the next round when I get home from work.
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TheCountOfNYC wins.
I thought for a second that was a caption.
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WWE
Kingshmegland - 131
gmillerdrake - 81
TempusVox- 80
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-25
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
WCW
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Podaar - 13
Grizz - 12
TheCountOfNYC - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
DragonAttack - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
TNA
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Your next pic
(https://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/cookie_monster_wrestling1.jpg)
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jjrock88's favorite children's show!
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I'm gonna show you how it feels to have an arm up your A$$!
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Dough give cookie or die!
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Cookie's finishing move, "The Chocolate Chipper."
"OKAY! OKAY! I'll take five! Five more boxes of Thin Mints and Samoas! Just please! Let me go!"
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Me can smell what Rock is Baking!
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You’re talking to the blue fur wearing, bug-eyed having, cookie stealing, woo! death metal singing, snack havin' son of a gun!
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Kermit my ass!
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You’re talking to the blue fur wearing, bug-eyed having, cookie stealing, woo! death metal singing, snack havin' son of a gun!
The best wrestling reference here. Winner!
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Awesome. I'm on it in the morning.
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Rikki Rockett
Kingshmegland - 131
gmillerdrake - 81
TempusVox- 80
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-25
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Fred Coury
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Podaar - 13
Grizz - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 12
TheCountOfNYC - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
DragonAttack - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Mike Mangini
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(https://cdn3.spiegel.de/images/image-1048762-galleryV9-gkxo-1048762.jpg)
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Nicole gets her weekly Brain In A Can treatment.
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Oh look......Shut the F%ck Up now comes in aerosol form..... :metal
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It's not gonna spray itself.
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I'd like to tear a hole in her "o" zone layer.
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It's amazing how young looking Bret Michaels keeps himself.
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Bitch Spray!!
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New reality series : Hair Porn.
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Oh look......Shut the F%ck Up now comes in aerosol form..... :metal
Winner! God, I wish STFU DID come in an aerosol form. I'd buy cases of that shit.
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Oh look......Shut the F%ck Up now comes in aerosol form..... :metal
Winner! God, I wish STFU DID come in an aerosol form. I'd buy cases of that shit.
You'd probably use two cans of it on me in the P/R Forum :lol
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Thanks Coz!!
Pettruci's Beard Mites
Kingshmegland - 131
gmillerdrake - 82
TempusVox- 80
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-25
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Dime Bag's Mustache Lice
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Podaar - 13
Grizz - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 12
TheCountOfNYC - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
DragonAttack - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Kid Rock's 'Taint' Crabs
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Next Pic:
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Egg lives matter.
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To make an omelet, you've got to break a few eggs.
You'd probably use two cans of it on me in the P/R Forum :lol
:lol Nah, I think everyone in P/R would get a shot of it at some point.
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Ping pong ball factory pranks.
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Archaeologists doing an eggscavation in a factory
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At the chicken abortion clinic.
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"Harold, I swear to God, if you say that "Humpty Dumpty" shit one more time I'm gonna kick your ass!"
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"Boss, as God is my witness, I'm tellin' ya, I was backing the fork lift out of the hen house and this little chicken came struttin' up and started talkin' about Dwight Gooden. Scared the Hell out of me, and well... I lost control."
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Bucluckie.
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"Harold, I swear to God, if you say that "Humpty Dumpty" shit one more time I'm gonna kick your ass!"
"Boss, as God is my witness, I'm tellin' ya, I was backing the fork lift out of the hen house and this little chicken came struttin' up and started talkin' about Dwight Gooden. Scared the Hell out of me, and well... I lost control."
:spitcoffee: :lol :rollin
Either one of these takes the cake.....no need to go any further here. The Dwight Gooden callback(s) have to be at the right time and that was it.
You're up TV! :tup
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Thanks Gary! Sorry for the delay...been in YYZ.
STANDINGS
Winners
Kingshmegland - 131
gmillerdrake - 82
TempusVox- 81
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-25
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Losers
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Podaar - 13
Grizz - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 12
TheCountOfNYC - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
DragonAttack - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Missing Persons
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Your next pic...
(https://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/corsiphoto/photos-part2/welcome_box.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/corsiphoto/media/photos-part2/welcome_box.jpg.html)
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My ex wife's Christmas present this year.
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When your wife has had enough of you singing Dick in a Box.
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Bob: "Why aren't you dating Christy anymore?"
Frank: "Her Box Smelled like wet Coon...."
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TWOOOOOO BIIIIITS!!
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It's not moving.... why is it not moving?
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"It's been a tough life without Groot."
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It ain't gonna suck itself.
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Toys r Us fired Geoffrey The Giraffe and replaces him with Racky The Coon.
In an unrelated story, shares of Toys r Us stock has dropped 10%.
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"Hello my baby.......hello my darling......hello my rag time Gal......"
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Hey, close the front door! I'm not heating the outside!
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"Hey, I was against NAFTA from the start. After our illustrious government signed on, Cyril Sneer outsourced the labor for his operations, my show was canceled, Cedric spiraled into depression and found a sad affinity for hookers and blow, and, well, look at me... George Bush can kiss my ass."
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"Nobody gets in to see the wizard! Not nobody, not no how!"
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Decades ago, Sylvester Stallone was walking in an alley, looked down, and.........
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The producers of "Where are They Now" caught up with Ghetto Coon Johnny, the only known Racoon to have managed not to get treed by Big Dan and Little Ann. Asked how he managed this feat, he was quoted as saying "I ran like a mutha fucka.....now get off my porch!"
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"It's been a tough life without Groot."
Winner...you're up!
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"It's been a tough life without Groot."
Winner...you're up!
Thank you! I will post the next picture when I get home from work.
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STANDINGS
Roller Coasters
Kingshmegland - 131
gmillerdrake - 82
TempusVox- 81
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-25
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Ferris Wheels
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Podaar - 13
TheCountOfNYC - 13
Grizz - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
DragonAttack - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Tea Cups
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Your next pic...
(https://www.vitamin-ha.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Funny-Theme-Park-Ride-Photos4.jpg)
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Even murderous clowns like IT need to relax once in a while
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Doink tried to enjoy life after the WWE, but never had much fun outside the ring.
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This was not what I imagined when my boss promised me a "fast ride"
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Colin Kaepernick refuses to have any fun these days
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Carrot Tops resentful younger brother.
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Great, I'm stuck with a bunch on ass clowns.
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Part of convicted Child Molester Creepy The Clown's sentence was suffering through an afternoon of Blue Balls three times a week.
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Duane's dream was to ride up front on the Colossus, in his clown suit, while smoking a doobie. It was all ruined when he realized he forgot his lighter.
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I find the lack of amusement at this park......disturbing.
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That mother fucker shorted me a quarter!
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Joey wonders why he can't be like the other children.
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Colin Kaepernick refuses to have any fun these days
Winner!
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My double digit win on top of seeing 'Jersey Boys' last night.
WALK LIKE A MAN
Kingshmegland - 131
gmillerdrake - 82
TempusVox- 81
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-25
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Podaar - 13
TheCountOfNYC - 13
Grizz - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 10
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
AIN'T THAT A SHAME
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(https://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5542263.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/album-2.jpg)
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The inspiration for Donald Trumps hairstyle
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MP's new side project
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Alternate tittle...
The man who wouldn't answer the door.
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He's really alone because of his jacket.
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(https://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5542263.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/album-2.jpg)
Featuring the hit single...
"Squirt squirt, ahhhhhh"
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Judging by the title, I don't think I want to hear this album.
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Unless the song listing is something like this, that album title is bullshit:
1. Swearing at the Alarm
2. Shit Shower Shave
3. Scratching My Balls
4. What's That Stain on the Bed?
5. Wendy's for Dinner
6. YouTube for Hours
7. PornTube for Hours
8. Got the Bed to Myself
9. I Just Farted and it Smells Like Beef
10. Half of My Fridge Is Beer
11. Call of Duty Midnight Sonata
12. Fuck Cooking
13. Wendy's for Dinner Again (Fuck Cooking reprise)
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The album is nothing but fart jokes.
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(https://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5542263.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/album-2.jpg)
Before he became Liam Neeson
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Contains the Bonus Track- Animal (F#%k Like A Beast)
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Had no idea where this would go, but it didn't seem to go well.
For me, it would have been 'USA! USA! USA!' over the weekend
The top three:
MP's new side project
Alternate tittle...
The man who wouldn't answer the door
Judging by the title, I don't think I want to hear this album.
The CountOfNYC wins
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Thanks!
PATRIOTS
Kingshmegland - 131
gmillerdrake - 82
TempusVox- 81
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-25
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
SEAHAWKS
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Podaar - 13
Grizz - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 10
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
BROWNS
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(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-aAN-9UBDMNc/T0EHub1GkaI/AAAAAAAAKO0/tNiUxoATHCk/s1600/NFL+Humor+funny+picture+(16).jpg)
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Latest Patriots scandal: Ref-gate.
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In an effort to get re-elected, the Mayor of St Louis went undercover as a NFL Referee to gain access to the LA Rams in order to assalt as many of them as he could.
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"Slug bug!"
*British accent documentary voice* Rarely ever meeting in the wild, rams and zebras can get aggressive toward each other as they fight for territory and dominance.
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You will stand for the National Anthem you young whipper snapper!
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Smell my fist.
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After kicking Happy Gilmore's ass, Bob Barker decided to become a football referee.
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And the home, of the, brave......
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In an effort to speed up games, the NFL has instituted the 'slap a mutha' fucka'' rule. This rule allows the Refs to slap or punch players in lieu of throwing a flag just to let them know they suck and have committed a foul.
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Roger Goodell, 4 game suspension for walking into a ref's fist.
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Roger Goodell, 4 game suspension for walking into a ref's fist.
This one really got me good. Winner!
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Thank you! I'll post a new pick when I'm out of work!
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Thank you! I'll post a new pick when I'm out of work!
how much do you have left to do?
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Why, you in a rush? :lol
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Why, you in a rush? :lol
Just 'read' funny....."when I'm out of work".....like you were expecting to be fired soon or only had three more things to finish up :lol
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:lol
My bad.
Tom Brady
Kingshmegland - 132
gmillerdrake - 82
TempusVox- 81
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
TAC-25
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Robert Kraft
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Podaar - 13
Grizz - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 10
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Roger Goodell
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Absent of any inspiration, George blurted out the first thing that came to mind.
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Settle down Bevis
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/1405478283898967_zpspnqp5dsd.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/1405478283898967_zpspnqp5dsd.jpg.html)
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Verne Troyer: The Dark Knight
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If Giada's boobs were a car.
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The amount of credibility anybody should give TAC's ability to properly determine sweater meat volume.
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The Dark Knight makes sure he can make a quick getaway from Mr. Freeze, as his wipers are off the windshield. What a wimp.
Rumours have it that Peter Dinklage will be the next Batman. We have nothing to substantiate these reports.
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Due to large losses at Wayne Interprise, Bruce had to cut back the R&D budget which led to the more economical Batmobile.
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To the idiot-mobile!
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Batman hands down his first Batmobile to Ant Man.
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If Giada's boobs were a car.
Black and see-through? :lol
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If Giada's boobs were a car.
Black and see-through? :lol
Man-made and touching the ground?
Seen regularly cruising the streets?
No more room in front?
Owned by a fat old dork?
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We know what noise will be heard if that car were in an accident......
SPLAT!!!
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If Giada's boobs were a car.
Black and see-through? :lol
Man-made and touching the ground?
Seen regularly cruising the streets?
No more room in front?
Owned by a fat old dork?
They'd be a Skoda Superb? A Renault Grand Scenic? A Mercedes Benz C-Class? A Ford Fiesta? A Chevrolet LUV? A Mercury Cougar? A Nissan Hardbody?
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A Yugo!
:neverusethis:
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Ah, okay, the Yugo 55, with the larger engine. Makes sense.
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A Yugo!
:neverusethis:
No, yu go! :getoffmylawn:
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Copycat failure...
-
A major fault of the George Costanza Batmobile after a rainstorm: "It's shrinkage, damnit!"
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Joe, it doesn't matter how long you take to pick a winner, that car is not getting any bigger.
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Football at a friend's house, then picking a winner when I get home.
It will not be TI'm. In your face Flanders.
-
It will not be TI'm.
Yeah, but it could be Tim!
:neverusethis:
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That's your Vulcan name.
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(https://img.memecdn.com/spock_o_295039.jpg)
(https://cdn.wittyfeed.com/25367/bvlwh67wxrxunw2fhyuh.jpeg)
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If Giada's boobs were a car.
I lied. This was too funny for me to pass on Winna!
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Dolly Parton
Kingshmegland - 132
gmillerdrake - 82
TempusVox- 81
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
TAC-26
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Kingshmegland
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Eric42434224 - 13
Podaar - 13
Grizz - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 10
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Giada Delaurentis
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Next pic:
(https://theoverunderblog.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/brady-crying.jpg)
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Next pic:
(https://theoverunderblog.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/brady-crying.jpg)
Sob. No....no.....these are tears of joy. My life is fucking perfect. Sob.
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Next pic:
Joe pulled some strings to make Kev watch our game?
(https://theoverunderblog.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/brady-crying.jpg)
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(https://theoverunderblog.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/brady-crying.jpg)
Kingshmegland tried using the quote function again.
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Next pic:
(https://theoverunderblog.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/brady-crying.jpg)
If that's all it took to make you cry, I'd do that all the time.
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Next pic:
(https://theoverunderblog.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/brady-crying.jpg)
You had me at "pussy".
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Kings Chest Tattoo
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The lithograph installed in the ceiling of Mrs. Shmegland's bedroom
-
It would be the one with the lamb Gary.
-
"And then the doctor told me my chin had hemorrhoids...that they'd have to do surgery..."
"Sometimes, I can just be sitting at my locker before or after a game, and I'll just start crying. Like, out of nowhere, crying and thinking, 'Man, I really fucking miss Harambe."
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Someone else a victim of Trump grabbing their pussy.
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I knew my alma mater has a good football team, but I bet everything I had on Rutgers. I mean, getting 77 and half, and they can't cover?
-
I found these images entertaining... and thought they could be good source material for this thread.
https://cheezburger.com/1017861/heres-some-of-our-favorite-entries-from-the-2016-comedy-wildlife-photo-awards
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You had me at "pussy".
Going with this one for the winner!
You're up, Eric!
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Thanks! Updating stats and will post pic asap.
FERRARI
Kingshmegland - 132
gmillerdrake - 82
TempusVox- 81
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
TAC-26
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
CHEVY
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Grizz - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 10
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
YUGO
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(https://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/S/N/T/6/presidents-laughing.jpg)
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"...and then I grabbed her pussy!"
-
Looks like a good spot for a smart missel to detonate.....
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Circa June, 2015 - Trump announces his presidential candidacy.
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No, Bill, I said grab the pussy, not the Bush.
-
One of these things is not like the other.
-
"...and then I told Condit, you didn't have to kill her."
-
"And I used to sing it to myself like this, 'Hail to the Chief, I am walking in the room now... All Hail the Chief and have the girl bring me cigars...'"
-
There might be an elephant in that room, but all I see are three asses...
-
Dubya was laughing with them in an attempt to fit in with the rest of guys, but deep down, he knew he didn't understand the punchline and looked toward his dad to fill him in.
"...and then his dad said, 'Read my lips: No new taxes...'"
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(https://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/S/N/T/6/presidents-laughing.jpg)
Pictured from left to right...
limp dick, sucked dick, big dick, dick
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It's okay, George, it happens to every guy once in a while.
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3 old ex white presidents and a current black one walk into a bar for shots.
Bartender says, let me guess...
A shot of old grand dad, a blow job, a Black Russian, and a shot of coke.
-
......and then they vote and actually think 'they' elected us!
-
this picture was taken shortly after the sitting session for the Sculptor who has been commissioned to carve the next great National Monument....Mt. Dontgiveashitnomore.
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"...and then I grabbed her pussy!"
Some good ones here, but the simplicity and timing worked on this one.
Back to youTAC
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(https://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/S/N/T/6/presidents-laughing.jpg)
Pictured from left to right...
limp dick, sucked dick, big dick, dick
At least none of us are Trump !
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Who's the guy far left ?
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Thanks, Eric!
Four score and seven years ago
Kingshmegland - 132
gmillerdrake - 82
TempusVox- 81
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 61
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
TAC-27
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Ask not what your country can do for you
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Grizz - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 10
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
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Keeping it political:
(https://iecn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sanders_clinton_december_19_debate_ap_img.jpg)
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Who's the guy far left ?
Jimmy Carter
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Bernie: Oh crap, I just farted
Hillary: He just farted!
-
Look... we found the one person Trump has not assaulted
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Bernie - "I think I left the toaster plugged in"
-
The very moment when Bernie realized the Democratic nomination was getting robbed from him.
-
Moderator "And what's your answer, Senator Sanders, to the issue of the leaks?"
Sanders: "Depends"
-
@ eric :lol
Along the same lines.
Clinton: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes.
Bernie: Right here, right now.
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" And still no one has told him to either stop wearing dark suits, or fix the dandruff problem. So, how can he possibly be considered a serious candidate for President?"
-
Bernie - "I think I left the toaster plugged in"
:lol
I know that feeling!
Winnah!!
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WOOO HOOOO! Been a long time! Thanks!!!
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MB9PyeiJLtQ/Vmnvx2OkF8I/AAAAAAAEdIQ/pu-yWUIZFUQ/s1600/Shot41615.png)
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When the newsroom heard Bernie Sanders, "Had a new habit", they thought it was something else entirely.
-
"So how proud were you when you were awarded, "Ugliest Nun Alive", this year?"
-
"I'll have nun of your bullshit today Pete."
-
A ninth Trump accuser comes forward.
-
The moment you hear a nun fart.
-
Sticking a crucifix up her ass is not what Jesus meant when he said to take him inside of us.
-
He gave up after lifting the seventh skirt....
-
Never trust a fart on live TV....
-
Oh sister, no, not on the couch!
-
So your trying to tell me Sister that as we speak there are three Mexicans under your blouse? Impressive.
-
"Jayzus Ka-rist, that's not how you do 'Live Long and Prosper', you frickin' idiot!"
-
A ninth Trump accuser comes forward.
and Trump responded...
"Yeah look at her, that face that outfit. I don't think so if you know what I mean"
Anyhow, you win!
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Hung
Kingshmegland - 132
gmillerdrake - 82
TempusVox- 81
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 62
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
TAC-28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Drawn
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Grizz - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 10
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Quartered
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Next Pic:
(https://rosamondpress.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/block21.jpg)
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"Hey Dog.....Did you see the size of that chicken?"
"We're in the spirit world asshole......he ca'int see us......"
-
Oh shit, they found the photos of my last swingers party.
-
Oh shit, they found the photos of my last swingers party.
Look, I found another one!
(https://goingviralposts.biz/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/1-40.jpg)
The one in the bottom left seems especially satisfied!
;D
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(https://www.troll.me/images/beavis-and-butthead-lol/boingoingoing-oingoingoingoing-thumb.jpg)
-
When your bitch sings Suicidal Tendencies all wrong.
-
Which one's the bigger bitch?
-
Bernie Sanders rally
-
"Like, dudes, ya know, like Rover doesn't need, like a leash that goes around the block, like ya know."
What the end of the line looked like yesterday for the Black Friday specials at Ikea.
"I smell BACON!"
-
Meth is a hell of a drug.
-
When duckface and butterface collide.
-
Taking a break in between classes at the Barista seminar
-
If there's one thing McGruff the Crime Dog hates more than crime, it's white, entitled, loser kids.
-
Abercrombie & Skank.
-
Okay, Brad. Like this is my new man. His name is Rover.
-
Meanwhile, backstage at the Gary Johnson Stoners for Aleppo Fundraiser...
-
Got this one for you Dave as you wanted to try doggystyle.
-
I should've went with the second pic!
Bernie Sanders rally
Winnah!
I was thinking something along the lines of Democratic register to vote line.
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Cool! Thank you kind Sir!!!
Incumbants
Kingshmegland - 132
gmillerdrake - 83
TempusVox- 81
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 62
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
TAC-28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Challengers
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Grizz - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 10
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Servants
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"STAND CLEAR"........ Instructions were unclear. Got head stuck in door.
It was all fun and games until they passed a power pole.
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New in Japan! Japanese neck message and bus ride all in one!!
-
Japanese Public Transit became the target of considerable public outrage after the unveiling of their new blind spot monitoring system.
-
New in Japan! Japanese neck message and bus ride all in one!!
I have several videos with Japanese people on buses, and that's not typically how they go........
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He was told there was no more room. He should have quit while he was ahead.
-
Apparently Chan could not afford the $1 a head fare spike.
-
It wasn't the fact that he got his head caught in the door that upset Chan the most. It was the severe spanking he was receiving from the bus driver.
-
These Japanese game shows just keep getting weirder and weirder...
(Sung) "The doors on the bus go, 'Vive la Revolution!'"
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"Can you hear me now?"
-
New in Japan! Japanese neck message and bus ride all in one!!
I have several videos with Japanese people on buses, and that's not typically how they go........
I am not shocked at this remark. :lol
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Unhappy Ending
-
This is an impossible round to judge. I've laughed out loud multiple times. I'll pick a winner tomorrow.
-
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR WEARING PAJAMAS IN PUBLIC!!!
-
Now there's a guy who knows what it's like to go down on Amy Schumer
-
Katsumis attempt to prove to Donald Trump that she doesn't just sit at home and watch Sony television, goes horribly wrong.
-
Ayumu is heading out... she never liked The Doors
-
Make like a baby and head out!
-
Women can't even do Harakiri right
-
Count and TAC...you made me chuckle but I have to go with this one from COZ
Japanese Public Transit became the target of considerable public outrage after the unveiling of their new blind spot monitoring system.
this one got me.....
You're up COZ
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Excellent, thanks.
Please hold...
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Look What the Cat Dragged In
Kingshmegland - 132
gmillerdrake - 83
TempusVox- 81
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 62
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
TAC-28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cherry Pie
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 10
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Dark Side of the Moon
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(https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/fashion/2015-06/ava-gardner-x-xlarge.jpg)
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Billie Jean King : "mmmmmm.....nice"
-
1950's Tampex ad.
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That's an odd technique for getting your husbands after work Manhattan but whatever works.....now prance your a$$ back to the kitchen.....
-
Martina Navratilova's wet dream.
-
She clearly uses Massengill.
-
<I have a couple jokes, but will pass. Mainly, I think this might have made for a fair Rush 'Grace Under Pressure' cover>
-
Photographic evidence that 'the flying V' was introduced in tennis long before The Mighty Ducks incorporated it into hockey....
-
She had found a way to use her problem with flatulence to her advantage...
-
wonder what the score is........perhaps......Douche?
-
Within a half hour of this photo being taken, Wilma was fucking three guys in the clubhouse.
-
1950's Tampex ad.
Thank God Palmolive adopted their old commercial catch phrase before Tampax had the chance to use it. Can you imagine? "Hey, Madge! It's soaked in it!"
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1950's Tampex ad.
Thank God Palmolive adopted their old commercial catch phrase before Tampax had the chance to use it. Can you imagine? "Hey, Madge! It's soaked in it!"
The "quicker pickerupper"!
-
:lol
1950's Tampex ad.
Thank God Palmolive adopted their old commercial catch phrase before Tampax had the chance to use it. Can you imagine? "Hey, Madge! It's soaked in it!"
The "quicker pickerupper"!
Thanks. Now I have the Bounty jingle running through my head endlessly. :lol
-
I'd love to play 'doubles' with her :zydar:
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Zippity doo-dah, Zippity-ay,
my on my what a...fucking slice
-
"...so there!"
-
My farts don't stink as well!
-
Within a half hour of this photo being taken, Wilma was fucking three guys in the clubhouse.
Speakin' my language. WINNER!
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:lol
Ok. New pic after work today.
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Jon Lester
Kingshmegland - 132
gmillerdrake - 83
TempusVox- 81
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 62
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
TAC-29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
John Lackey
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 10
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
David Price
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Going to go with this one.
(https://goingviralposts.biz/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/1-40.jpg)
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Cocoon IV: In Search of the Powder Snatch
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And then there were 4.....
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I am going to knock some serious dust of this one tonight!
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"I'll die if the Cubs ever make it to the World Series again," Marge had said repeatedly.
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Grooming, Necrophilia style
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The Early Bird Gang.
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"Real Sex episode #412: Swinging After 80". HBO may have gone too far in it's latest effort to try once again fill the void left by the Soprano's.
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Hold me back Edna, I'm going to punch that jersey for taking my picture.
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Let's go people!!
In the words of:
(https://2fast2die.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Paul-3.jpg)
"Now I know you can do better than that!"
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The Bachelor, Season 10. The Widow Maker
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(https://goingviralposts.biz/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/1-40.jpg)
Glady's seen here after being "Chosen" for "Human Sacrifice Tuesday" at Shady Acres Retirement Village.
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Glady's seen here after being "Chosen" for "Human Sacrifice Tuesday" at Shady Acres Retirement Village.
:lol
Alright, Temp. You got it!
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Is that Jared the Subway Cho-Mo? I thought he liked 'em young?
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Speaking of that piece of shit, is he already in jail?
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Sorry about the delay folks...
Standings
Detroit Tigers
Kingshmegland - 132
gmillerdrake - 83
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 62
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
TAC-29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Billy Goat
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 10
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Steve Bartman
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Your Next Pic...
(https://i779.photobucket.com/albums/yy73/fordesignssake/39815279_h42Dl1Fj_c.jpg) (https://s779.photobucket.com/user/fordesignssake/media/39815279_h42Dl1Fj_c.jpg.html)
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Now I can't see my post! :lol
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You wanna neck?
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You know what they say about guys with long necks, right?
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Slide down to the freedom spot!
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Though all cramped in the giraffe suit, Chico, Pablo, Jaun, Hector, and Javi finally got a peek at Daphne's boobies.
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The Long Goodbye.....
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As Rapunzel's hair became shorter and her neck weaker, her quirky prince came up with an alternative plan. Little did he know that the window washer kept her company while he was away.
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You wanna neck?
Winner...You're up King!
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Hello?
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Here you go.
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1477952161591_zpsp9pa01vi.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1477952161591_zpsp9pa01vi.jpg.html)
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:rollin
Kingshmegland - 133
gmillerdrake - 83
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 62
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
TAC-29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
:lol
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 10
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
Xanthul - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
:|
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Mama June's diaphragm.
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Dad has trained his perfect beerholder
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Jose Fernandes' first attempt to flee Cuba.
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Just chillin and killin some time between King posting a new pic.
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Freshwater Toddler's...although ferocious and cunning....are not the most feared of Toddlers. The Saltwater Toddler is much more lethal.....
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With so much drama in the NPC (https://www.npc.ie/)
It's kind of hard being Snoop P-U-double P
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Even as a young boy, Cozmo was a fan of Spring Break.
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Jose Fernandes' first attempt to flee Cuba.
Wow.
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With so much drama in the NPC (https://www.npc.ie/)
It's kind of hard being Snoop P-U-double P
So, this picture is my nephew with my brother at a lake this summer. I asked my brother to pick a winner and he picked the one I would have!! Xanthul! You're up!
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Thanks!!!
:rollin
Kingshmegland - 133
gmillerdrake - 83
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 62
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
TAC-29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
:lol
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 10
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
:|
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Hope it's not repeated, I haven't been checking this thread for a while
(https://gallery.mailchimp.com/2852954ab32abccec4ae36726/images/c0991d2a-68c3-4aef-b648-5bdcdc0f7586.png)
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Amanda --"Shit".
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Vote No on Legalized Marijuana. For the children.
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Mama June's diaphragm?
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Mama June's diaphragm?
During her period.
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I'll have that slice.
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Mama June's diaphragm?
During her period.
I'll have that slice.
Ew.
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Yup. Was thinking the same thing!
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This isn't Chicago Style? Haven't you heard....Chicago EVERYTHING! NOW!
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No bacon?
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The Mexican / United States border illustrated in pizza toppings....
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This was hard, there's a few good ones. Eventually I let my heart choose, and since I like simplicity:
No bacon?
You're up Tick!
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Doctor Strange and his stranger crew
Kingshmegland - 133
gmillerdrake - 83
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 63
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
TAC-29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
BlobVanDam - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Hulk will smash!
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 10
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Not even the caliber of Electra
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Thanks!
(https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/590x/Masked-men-in-car-543683.jpg)
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Listen you thugs! Pay attention to the road not the cell phone!
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It's all fun and games until you're get away is foiled by having to drive on the wrong side of the street....
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Should have waited with the robbery until after leaving the kid in school... his teacher will never get of my back
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Son, keep your hands off my radio.
But dad, it's not really yours!
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Quick...we have to step on it. There's an oddly painted van filled with a couple dudes, two chicks and a dog hot on our tails.....
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Dad we need an air freshener to .......mask our scent.
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Why are we wearing these masks to the stadium? And keep both hands on the wheel Mr. Sandusky.
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"Take your kid to work" day.
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"ooooh, it's Cold Gin time again....."
That moment when you realize you are a real life XFiles incident.
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Verne Troyer has hit rock bottom.
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"I'll grab the jewelry, you grab the Legos!"
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"I'll grab the jewelry, you grab the Legos!"
Fuck the Legos, Trump taught me to grab the pussy!
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Shoot, I bet nobody had to teach you to grab the pussy!
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Why don't Luchadores cross the border in threes?
Because the signs say, "No Trespassing".
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Son, keep your hands off my radio.
But dad, it's not really yours!
Tough choice but King rings up another!
My caption would have been....
"Well, someones reached puberty"
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Thank you. Rich could you post a pic for me? I'm getting ready for my wife's 50th birthday party today.
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Thank you. Rich could you post a pic for me? I'm getting ready for my wife's 50th birthday party today.
Absolutely! That's awesome, enjoy! and a very happy bithday to Mrs. King!!! :tup
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(https://fotos.fotoflexer.com/e81ae6c12ed22701a5462a2e3ac34b74.jpg)
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Rehearsal for opening night of the Village People Play is going a bit awry...
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The world's first game of hobo polo was considered a rousing success.
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Mitch quickly learned that the 'Flying T' was no match against Roger's forearms of Power...
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I'll never understand the rules of Polo...
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ONE person takes out his cell phone at an outdoor performance of 'The Astonishing'.....and all hell breaks loose!
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RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!
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Not one of Harry's best days when his inflatable love doll blew onto the football field.
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The Drunken Irish Football Fan Olympics: The Hammer Throw,
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"You WILL wear a yellow vest!"
"I will wear an orange one or NOTHING at all!"
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"You are going back up on that cross now!"
"I was just taking a leisurely stroll when a couple of guys who were up to no good, starting making trouble in the neighborhood."
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The world's first game of hobo polo was considered a rousing success.
Man did my imagination go wild! :lol
Winner!
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Thanks king! This caption pic is dedicated to king and his fixation on my viewing habits.
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/pigwedding.jpg~original)
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Milenia Trump on her wedding day.
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Something election related
Kingshmegland - 133
gmillerdrake - 83
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 63
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
TAC-29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 27
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Something else election related etc
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 10
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Donald Trump
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Oh shoot. I saw Blob's post right after mine and I thought I won already! :lol
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Your caption is good, but not automatic win good. :lol
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I can't believe that Kiko is still going to marry that guy......he's such a pig.
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I always giggle as well when my pork is bloody.
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That is one swine looking groom.
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That little piggy went to the 'mail order bride' market......and now is wee wee weeing all the way home!!!
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Having never been porked before..... Mi Lin is very excited for her big day!!!
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Being that she grew up in poverty.....Shing La is very happy to be marrying a man who will bring home the bacon.
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Her time of the month did not deter Sammy when it came to 'gettin him some'....when you like cunnilinguis you like cunnilinguis....
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Japanese game shows tend to go to the most disgusting extremes. Tonight, on the season finale of 'The Bachelor',..........
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Backstage at a Marilyn Manson concert.
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Still shot from a deleted scene in Lindemann video "Praise Abort."
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Meanwhile, on the Access Hollywood bus...
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(grabs crotch) "Hey, I've got some pulled pork to show ya!"
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Some is getting porked tonight.
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Some is getting porked tonight.
I'm just letting you know I'm the one pointing out your flub. Yeah, me. Lol
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Some is getting porked tonight.
Are you getting back at me?
Having never been porked before..... Mi Lin is very excited for her big day!!!
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:rollin :rollin :rollin
Wow, that Caption was a double fail!
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:lol
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Before king goes off at me for being lazy and not picking a winner, I'm giving this one to DragonAttack. :lol
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Before king goes off at me for being lazy and not picking a winner, I'm giving this one to DragonAttack. :lol
No way. I can be the knucklehead and not pick one for days. :lol
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Thanks for not being a knucklehead, Blob...
Grabbed the 2cd Queen BBC sessions today (having waited needless decades for its release). So....
WE WILL ROCK YOU (fast version)
Kingshmegland - 133
gmillerdrake - 83
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 63
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
TAC-29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 27
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
SPREAD YOUR WINGS
Cool Chris - 14
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
SEE WHAT A FOOL I'VE BEEN
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I thought of putting up a picture of Dr. Strangelove, but I want this to be apolitical. So I just went with something that allowed me to escape for a few hours last night.
(https://www.centriotimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/baltimore-ravens.jpg)
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Duck... duck... duck... GOOSE!
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Didn't we just do this in the locker room with Oreos?
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RAY!!! WHAT DO WE DO NEXT?
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It ain't gonna jerk itself..
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guess I best pick a winner so we can move on
Duck... duck... duck... GOOSE!
Congrats, CC, you're up
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Well goddamn if I didn't finally make it in to the top tier.
KIM
Kingshmegland - 133
gmillerdrake - 83
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 63
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
TAC-29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 27
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 15
KOURTNEY
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
KHLOE
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(https://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x39/crocoppertones/milkalien.jpg)
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It ain't gonna jerk itself.....
The 'Got Milk' bukkake ad was an instant fail (or was it?)
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Every time you think Lindsay Lohan can't get worse...
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Strangest PROACTIVE commercial yet.
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On the set of "Alien Fratbro Bukkake Vol. 34".
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So THATS how you get coconut cream?
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The fame and fortune that followed his breakout role in 'Cast Away' led to horrid addiction issues and self destruction for Wilson. He soon found himself shooting B Rated porn in the dead of the night in the basements of school gymnasiums across LA.
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Coconuts are perverts.
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The target demographic for Arbys "Holiday Glasses".
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Derbra Kadabra's DTF initiation ritual.
L-R Bosk, Splent, Zeltar, and Kingshmegland.
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L-R Bosk, Splent, Zeltar, and Kingshmegland.
I chuckled pretty hard. Go!
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DTF Political Forum
Kingshmegland - 133
gmillerdrake - 83
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 63
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-30
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 27
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 15
Fox News
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
CNN
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(https://assets.bwbx.io/images/iTVKK6C4YhsM/v1/-1x-1.jpg)
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Did Bill grab you by the pussy?
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oh man...we'll never see stains on that white dress
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'Quick, I gotta fart.'
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(https://assets.bwbx.io/images/iTVKK6C4YhsM/v1/-1x-1.jpg)
Trump -"I grab tits too ya know! I'm not just for pussy anymore!"
Hillary - "and your grabbing my ass right now"
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"Careful....you make fun of my hair one more time I may just have to run against you for President and crush your silly little dream....."
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Melania....will you hold Bills cigar for him please....
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(https://assets.bwbx.io/images/iTVKK6C4YhsM/v1/-1x-1.jpg)
They are about to get Kanye'd. You've been yeezied!!
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'I told you they would not recognize you with your clothes on! Great pictures. The greatest. Hey, I should work that into a slogan. And I could do you right now. Got a Tic Tac? I love Tic Tacs. I love playing Tic Tac Toe. Speaking of toes, ...or was it 'hoes?', hell, it don't matter. I'll make the USFL great again.'
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Moments later Donald realized that they really didn't think he was very smart, or charming; and were only pretending to be amused...and he vowed to get his revenge!
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Trump -"I grab tits too ya know! I'm not just for pussy anymore!"
Hillary - "and your grabbing my ass right now"
Though he didn't get the polular vote, the TACtoral College picks Tick!
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Thank you to my evil twin, TAC!
THE STANDINGS
DTF RAT BASTARDS
Kingshmegland - 133
gmillerdrake - 83
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 64
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-30
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 27
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 15
SAD MASTERS
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
WASTE MATERIALS
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(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15055753_10202574599002269_5075908153190028271_n.jpg?oh=201910bf14e764b0040148cf48d2341d&oe=58CFD954)
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Live audience look in during the "Heritage" tour.
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Must be a ZZ top concert....
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Death Metal.
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Diehard fans on the Snooze Fest 2016.
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Colin Kaepernick at a Ted Nugent concert.
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Beavis and ButtHead have really let themselves go.....
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Hook hand got them again!
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Meanwhile at the Hardwired… to Self-Destruct listening party...
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Drum solo time!
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Mikael wispered a lullaby
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Quick, someone get the magic markers!
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"In concert, 'The Bill Cosby Experience.'"
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Browns fans are used to this...
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Death Metal.
Cleaver! and that folks is why he's the king!
You...are...up!
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Death Metal.
Cleaver! and that folks is why he's the king!
You...are...up!
Well, this thread will resume in three weeks.
:biggrin:
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Well, this thread will resume in three weeks.
:biggrin:
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:lol
Hey I'm having fun. Screw you hippies! :lol
I'll post a pic later.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/20161119_144005_zpsjj6bqjuc.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/20161119_144005_zpsjj6bqjuc.jpg.html)
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RECLINERS
Kingshmegland - 134
gmillerdrake - 83
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 64
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-30
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 27
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 15
COUCHES
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
Snow Dog - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
FOLDING CHAIRS
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Redneck Bowling
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Condominiums in the ghetto
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Trump's Alabama campaign headquarters.
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New York Jets' uniforms are all ready to go for game day.
"Step right up! Step right up! Knock 'em all down, win my sister!"
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Years from now, archeologists will be confounded as to how the tribes of the red neck nature could build such structures while drunk on bathtub moonshine and high on outhouse meth.
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The Great Pyramid of a Geezer.
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"Step right up! Step right up! Knock 'em all down, win my sister!"
Too damn funny. Winna! BTW, this house is a mile and 1/2 from my house. I saw this for a few days and I had to take the pic!
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I had to make this meme or this picture. :lol
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/ZomboMeme%2019112016210129_zpszdl8dhs7.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/ZomboMeme%2019112016210129_zpszdl8dhs7.jpg.html)
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Sweet! Thank you! ;D
Gibson
Kingshmegland - 134
gmillerdrake - 83
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 64
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-30
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 27
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 15
Epiphone
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
Snow Dog - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
First Act
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(https://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e316/snowdogg80/IMG_2776_zpsjq3vkv3a.jpg)
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Does it come in nude?
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This pillow smells like fish.
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This head rest is called, "The Perfect Woman".
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This pillow smells like fish.
you suck. I was posting something similar when I was notified a comment had been made.....although I was going with:
The Sushi scented red model is the top seller
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Add the optional clitoris earbud accessory to listen to your favorite bed time sounds...
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This pillow smells like fish.
you suck.
Great minds......again! :lol
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Waking up at the crack of Dawn.
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For additional comfort you can order the unshaven legs model.
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One draw back is that if you snore there's one heck of an echo
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The cure for Sleep PAP-nea.
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"Wooo hoooo, you'll get some leg tonight for sure! Tell us how you snooooze"
"Oh c'mon Chang, give me a break"
"woah oh ho ho, one break coming up!"
"Chang, nothing seems the same. Chang, and woo hit the wound a wunning"
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One draw back is that if you snore there's one heck of an echo
This one got me. Winner!
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Awesome!! Thank you kind Sir!!
Electoral
Kingshmegland - 134
gmillerdrake - 84
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 64
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-30
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 27
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 15
Popular
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
Snow Dog - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Third Party
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Next Pic:
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/M60IqN0.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/M60IqN0.jpg.html)
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Everyday life for bout to crash.
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Wanda rides home after another first date wondering why no guy likes Minecraft as much as her.
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Blockhead...
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Take me to your apartment earthling.
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Man, they keep making cubicles smaller and smaller these days.
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That's what I call a major popsicle headache.
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THIS CHICK IS IN MY HEAD SPACE!!
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The boy in the bubble's wife.
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To this very day I still maintain it was not the Moops who invaded Spain in the 8th Century.
Aldof Eichmann's morning commute.
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And I thought I had it bad
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/assets.prod.vetstreet.com/fe/d8311088a811e1b25e005056ad4734/file/A%20Dog%20wearing%20elizabethan%20collarsb10069719am-001.jpg)
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And I thought I had it bad
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/assets.prod.vetstreet.com/fe/d8311088a811e1b25e005056ad4734/file/A%20Dog%20wearing%20elizabethan%20collarsb10069719am-001.jpg)
Although funny the aid of pictures is not allowed.
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"I'm the head in the box! Rub my nose...IN SHIT!"
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And every morning on her way to work, Alice would wonder why she always felt so isolated.
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Eventually Linda Lovelace found a unique way to stop Deep Throat fan requests.
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I saw this lady on the train and she showed me her box.
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Civil Rights pioneer Rosa Jones shows that Square Americans should not be relegated to the Box Car, and that she can ride with the regular folk.
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My baby takes the morning train, her head is in a box and then...
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Bukkake Shield.
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I'm going to wear this box on my head until someone picks a Caption winner.
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"I'm the head in the box! Rub my nose...IN SHIT!"
You're up Rich!
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"I'm the head in the box! Rub my nose...IN SHIT!"
You're up Rich!
:tup
I'll find a new one and let in run through Monday!
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DA STANDINGS!
SEX
Kingshmegland - 134
gmillerdrake - 84
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-30
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 27
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 15
DRUGS
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
Snow Dog - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
DISCO
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(https://www.thehindu.com/multimedia/dynamic/01071/02IN_5ELEPHANT_RUN_1071132g.jpg)
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India's Opal Wednesday shopping is becoming hazardous to navigate
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Oddly, only Abu understood that the only way to survive the attack of The Shirts was to not wear one.
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New York was terrorized by a giant gorilla. Tokyo ravaged by a mutant lizard from the sea. Mumbai gets threatened by Ikdunasir, the Fire-breathing Snake Thing.
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"Hey! Look! It's Aamir Khan!"
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The Abbey Road album cover originally had a more chaotic concept, but after smoking a large blunt John, Paul, Ringo and George decided to go with a more simple, calm approach.
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The Running of the Flies
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Please, no! Not another Tremors movie!
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The Running of the Flies
Winner!
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Why thank ya' Sir!
Nice
Kingshmegland - 134
gmillerdrake - 85
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-30
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 27
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 15
Naughty
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
Snow Dog - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
bags o coal
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Next Pic:
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/daily-morning-awesomeness-40-photos-282.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/daily-morning-awesomeness-40-photos-282.jpg.html)
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Daniel Gildenlow shoots his first music video as a kid.
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Careful with that guan do, Eugene...
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Jimmy had trained all his life to protect his virginity.
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This guy will be on Tosh.0 in 3 years.
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Children Of The Corn move to the suburbs.
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All it takes is one white kid in the projects....
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This assassin definitely works at night.
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Early version of the Flowbee.
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The new poster boy for pro choice
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Greg reveals his new style: Moron in the front, dipshit in the back...
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Greg reveals his new style: Moron in the front, dipshit in the back...
Pretty sure Podaar will not appreciate that. ;D
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Jimmy had trained all his life to protect his virginity.
Blob got me immediately with this. I was waiting to see if anyone could come close but this was a literal LOL so, you're up Sir!!
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Greg reveals his new style: Moron in the front, dipshit in the back...
Pretty sure Podaar will not appreciate that. ;D
Commenting more on overall presentation, rather than just the hairstyle. ;)
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Typical anorexic shirtless hippie hibachi chef
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Jimmy had trained all his life to protect his virginity.
Blob got me immediately with this. I was waiting to see if anyone could come close but this was a literal LOL so, you're up Sir!!
Yo' BLOB......you're up....you win.....
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Yeah sorry, I'll put up a new pic in a bit, I've been busy.
And by "busy" you all know I mean "lazy". :blob:
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Alright, let's get into the Christmas spirit!
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/82125288.jpg)
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Santa's Slay
Kingshmegland - 134
gmillerdrake - 85
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-30
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 15
Silent Night, Deadly Night
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
TheCountOfNYC - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
Snow Dog - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Tim Allen Christmas Movie
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Got it....five bags of coal it is....
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The moment just before Santa was bludgeoned to death.
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Maybe for Christmas, Santa could give them good taste in music.
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This is Santa's ghetto elf crew.....for all the dangerous places old white men shouldn't go.
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Finally I know what Black Friday is truly about.
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Counter-clockwise from top left: Vomit, Stupid, Dumber, Flasher, and Victim (not pictured - Cancer, Ganser, and Blitzed).
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Kid shoulda worn a "Sleigh-er" shirt instead...
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Counter-clockwise from top left: Vomit, Stupid, Dumber, Flasher, and Victim (not pictured - Cancer, Ganser, and Blitzed).
:rollin
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This was goth pedophile Santa's lucky day!
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When Santa takes the keys away from your reindeer.
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Every Swedish Death Metal band...
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How Santa gets his coal.
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"Hey, kids! Ready to sing a song? Alright, here we go! 'All I want for Christmas is a winner picked, a winner picked...'"
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I'm detecting a very subtle hint in there. :lol
And the winner is-
Maybe for Christmas, Santa could give them good taste in music.
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Thanks! With that win, I get to move into the top tier.
Harley
Kingshmegland - 134
gmillerdrake - 85
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-30
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 15
TheCountOfNYC - 15
Kawasaki
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
Snow Dog - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Moped
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Your next picture.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/0e/99/dd/0e99dd35b9a93ca21aae3a055c691bf0.jpg)
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"Those fuckin' goth kids stole my sleigh!"
"Traded the sleigh for it straight up. I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog..."
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The new Geico holiday commercial (still with 'La Grange' playing in the background).
'I gotta pee!!!'
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Brown has nuthin' on him!
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That son of a bitch is stealing Christmas!
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I bet that scooters name is Comet.
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"My other ride is your mom".
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"Fuck reindeer!"
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I don't think little Johnny is getting his scooter this year.
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Amazon Premium - Employee of the Month
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"Those fuckin' goth kids stole my sleigh!"
Winner!
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Awesome! Thanks! :metal
Ferrari
Kingshmegland - 134
gmillerdrake - 85
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-30
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 15
TheCountOfNYC - 15
BMW
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Yugo
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In keeping with the holiday spirit, your next picture:
(https://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e316/snowdogg80/IMG_3216_zpslnuf6kam.jpg)
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It may not be a candy cane....but you can still take a lick.....
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Here's a "yule log" to put in your "hearth", if you know what I mean.
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"Smiling's my favorite."
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" I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!"
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Toss a ring! Win a prize!! HO HO HO!
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What? You can only squeeze tight going up and down so many chimneys before you have to let the boys breathe a little!
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Who wants to climb down Santa's chimney?
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Who wants to be Santa's HO HO HO!?
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Mine looks just like Rudolph!
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Anyone want to shake the 'snow globes'...?
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Hey. You wanna know what Santa has for you in his "sack"?
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"For an erection lasting 4 hours don't play Santa"
"Transgender Santa showing off his vagina"
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Jingle Balls
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Toss a ring! Win a prize!! HO HO HO!
Lots of good entries for sure, but this one made me laugh hardest. You're up once again, King!
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Thank you!
Shiznit
Kingshmegland - 135
gmillerdrake - 85
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-30
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 15
TheCountOfNYC - 15
Meh
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Eric42434224 - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Comatose
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/best-funny-photos-11_zpsdgzp4xy8.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/best-funny-photos-11_zpsdgzp4xy8.jpg.html)
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Used to having a mouthful, Junior tries breastfeeding his wagon.
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Visual metaphor for the American upper and middle classes.
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Even as a kid, Hef was falling off the wagon
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Tougher immigration laws have led to creative methods in getting children into sanctuary cities.
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Who's car is it? Posse won't say
We all play it off when you look our way
Rollin' four deep, tires smoke up the block
Gotta roll this bucket, 'cause my Benz is in the shop
My Hooptie
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At least they didn't leave him in the car seat of a hot car with the windows rolled up
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Man he's really fallen off the wagon.
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Obviously not fans of no child left behind
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Vowing to be ever more vigilant this time, the Graves family heads back to Disney with their only surviving kid.
Too soon??
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Vowing to be ever more vigilant this time, the Graves family heads back to Disney with their only surviving kid.
Too soon??
:omg:
:biggrin:
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The Anderson's low cost 'kiddie rides around the lake' didn't quite live up to its billing.
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With modern discipline techniques failing to do the trick.....Pam and Tom Middleton introduce the child version of being 'drawn and quartered'. Little Mikey's gonna eat his fuc%ing green beans!
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Literal Pete pictured here trying to leave his problems behind
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Vowing to be ever more vigilant this time, the Graves family heads back to Disney with their only surviving kid.
Too soon??
Yikes!
Ouch.
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Even as a kid, Hef was falling off the wagon
Sometimes a simple pun is the best. Winner!
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Even as a kid, Hef was falling off the wagon
Sometimes a simple pun is the best. Winner!
Thanks King....MOVIN ON UP!!!
The Jeffersons
Kingshmegland - 135
gmillerdrake - 85
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-30
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 15
TheCountOfNYC - 15
Eric42434224 - 15
Sanford & Son
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Good Times
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(https://www.vitamin-ha.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Funny-Christmas-Photos-04.jpg)
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'Watch out for Santa's claws.'
Those are what you call 'stocking stuffers'.
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That's not the only chimney Santa plans to sink into on Christmas night.
Santa's eating the cookies, but she'll be drinking the milk.
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Santa prepares the area as he's about to go 'coal mining'.....
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Right now might not be the best time to set your kid on Santa's lap....
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Sadly, many of the worlds children didn't receive their Christmas gifts this year because Santa stopped following the North Star....but was seduced and led astray by the brown star instead.....
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My other sleigh is your mom.
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Days later, Misty filed a sexual harassment complaint with HR.
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....after that night Misty was forever on the naughty list.....
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Alexxis Lou Who, the oft-ignored older sister of Cindy Lou Who, opted to "put out" something other than cookies and milk on Christmas Eve...
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Oh excuse me. You're not Rudolph.
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Photographic evidence that Santa prefers Camel Toe over Mistle Toe
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Santa just made the naughty list.
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Santa got the best gift of all this Christmas.
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2 sweet ass cheeks, and a partridge in a .......
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BUMB!
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Tis the season for rosey cheeks
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My other sleigh is your mom.
Winner! Just caught me funny. Gmiller was a close second with Santas lap.
Cozy you're up
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Awesome, thanks!
Bobby Dall
Kingshmegland - 135
gmillerdrake - 85
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-30
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Cool Chris - 15
TheCountOfNYC - 15
Eric42434224 - 15
Eric Brittingham
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Chris Squire
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(https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/747/30718962813_9d2ea8796a_b.jpg)
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Look out. It's Kilroy.
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All in all......we're just another Perv standing behind the wall
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Fred Trump teaching his young son, Donald, the importance of walls.
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You want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.
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All his life Timmy felt like there was something between he and his dad that never allowed them to be close.
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Has anyone seen my pet head?
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I always feel like......somebody's waaaatching meeee.....
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I seem to have a penchant for breaking the caption thread. :lol
Fred Trump teaching his young son, Donald, the importance of walls.
Winner!
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I seem to have a penchant for breaking the caption thread.
Nah...I think any new pic that leads into the weekend doesn't get the attention of those during the work week.
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I seem to have a penchant for breaking the caption thread. :lol
Fred Trump teaching his young son, Donald, the importance of walls.
Winner!
Thanks! Will post tonight
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I seem to have a penchant for breaking the caption thread. :lol
Fred Trump teaching his young son, Donald, the importance of walls.
Winner!
It's like you don't even listen to Steel Panther with your caption humor. :lol
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I know, but I always somehow seem to end up picking pictures that are a little more on the sterile side, just to make people struggle to come up with something dirty. If anybody can do it, it's this group. That said, the Trump reference just struck me funny.
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I know. I was poking you in the ribs. ;D
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MOUNTAIN DEW
Kingshmegland - 135
gmillerdrake - 85
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-30
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 16
Cool Chris - 15
TheCountOfNYC - 15
MELLO YELLO
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
SUN DROP
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(https://gcan.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/the-fifteen-ugliest-christmas-trees-known-to-man.jpg)
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My tree always leans to the right.
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"Hey Babe.....you into cross pollination?" :zydar:
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Is that a pine cone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Tree so horny.
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Even as an adult, Charlie Brown couldn't get the right tree.
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Even Cozmo's Christmas Tree is drunk.
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...And on the day Floyd's wife left him..."Honey, the guy in the van told me it was a genuine 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' movie tree; and I got it for only a hundred bucks!"
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The Salvador Dali Hybrid Spruce while certainly unique, was a total flop at the nursery.
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For some unknown primal reason that she just couldn't understand, the creepy tree touched a part of Ellen Ripley, and she had to have it.
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Frozen in its last great act of defiance pose when Clark Griswold approached.
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Even Cozmo's Christmas Tree is drunk.
Winner! Made me laugh out loud.
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Brady
Kingshmegland - 135
gmillerdrake - 85
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 16
Cool Chris - 15
TheCountOfNYC - 15
Manning
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Manziel
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My Christmas tree has not yet had to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth, so it's still an amateur at this point.
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(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vIVR3Hv68XI/maxresdefault.jpg)
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Surprise buttsechs? On my Christmas card? It's more likely than you'd think.
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As is tradition in many households, the kids got to open a present on Christmas Eve containing their new pajamas. Shortly after this photo, Mom hurried the kids to bed so she could unwrap a package of her own...
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Can you spot the little drummer boy?
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Once the kids are out to bed Mike is going to give Susan the Swiss Colony Beef Log
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Sheila brought her kids to Santa's Land and stopped by the "Take A Christmas Picture With Kingshmegland" kiosk. ;D
You losers have until noon tomorrow!
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Can you spot the little drummer boy?
Winnah!
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Can you spot the little drummer boy?
Winnah!
Cool....thanks! I'll post a new one soon.
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Ok...here it is:
Santa's Helpers
Kingshmegland - 135
gmillerdrake - 86
TempusVox- 82
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 16
Cool Chris - 15
TheCountOfNYC - 15
Festivas Miracles
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
coal recipiants
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Next Pic:
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/csLfzu0.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/csLfzu0.jpg.html)
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I'll have the soup. Shoeper size me.
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Chicken soup for the sole.
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British cuisine
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Guy Fieri's line about 'that would be good on a flip flop' gets put to the ultimate test.
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Bump....gonna need a couple more....
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Waiter, there's a toenail in my soup.
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I'll have the toe sucking soup.
Never order the Dikembe Mutombo soup. You'll never finish it.
Ramen performance, The Slurper.
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Would you like Parmesan cheese?
(https://g01.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB13UIrKpXXXXXbXXXXq6xXFXXXH/Free-shipping-hot-sale-foot-beauty-healthy-gentle-sensitive-skin-traps-shavings-two-speeds-controling-easilly.jpg)
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There was an old woman that lived in a shoe. Then she drowned in ramen...
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Would you like Parmesan cheese?
(https://g01.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB13UIrKpXXXXXbXXXXq6xXFXXXH/Free-shipping-hot-sale-foot-beauty-healthy-gentle-sensitive-skin-traps-shavings-two-speeds-controling-easilly.jpg)
(https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/barface1.jpg?w=580)
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If you think the inside of his shoe is disgusting you should see his chronic jock itch!
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When Coach told the Cross Country team they needed to Sleep, Drink, and Eat track, Johnny took it too far.
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When Coach told the Cross Country team they needed to Sleep, Drink, and Eat track, Johnny took it too far.
Winna! You're up TV!!
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Wow Gary...thanks! Unfortunately, I am about 2 minutes away from boarding a plane bound for Atlanta and the Peach Bowl! Can someone post a new pic for me please!
The Huskies- Bow Down To Washington
Kingshmegland - 135
gmillerdrake - 86
TempusVox- 83
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 16
Cool Chris - 15
TheCountOfNYC - 15
Clemson- Tiger Rag
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Dragon Attack - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Ohio State-Battle Cry
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THANKS GANG!!
GO HUSKIES!!
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Posting for TV
(https://il2.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/2855305/thumb/1.jpg)
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I ordered mine in a sneaker!
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I try to drive away women.
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I try to drive away women.
King, This is the Caption Thread, not the Chat Thread!
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In 1943 Lt. Atticus MacGyver was captured, tortured and imprisoned deep within an impenetrable fortress hundreds of miles behind the enemy Nazi front. After all interrogation efforts failed to reveal any information he was offered a final meal before his execution. His request, a jar of bread and butter pickles, plate of meatloaf with fixins', shaker of sea salt and three lucky strikes.
Upon thier return to lead the proud Lt. to his death.....the Nazi guards found the cell empty with no noticeable escape route. Just an empty plate, jar and a fork bent to a 34 degree angle.
Years later after a long, difficult road back to freedom Atticus found love and Fathered an ingenuitive son, his name.....Angus MacGyver.
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I try to drive away women.
King, This is the Caption Thread, not the Chat Thread!
Bitches flock to me son.
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What causes Bill Belichick to always be in such a sour mood? Well, now you know.
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One more breath of contemplation and focus and then Bill gets busy 'hiding' the rare, 80 year aged Italian pickles he stole and is now going to smuggle across the border.
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It's not going to eat itself.
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I, Boris will demolish you pickles.
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Temp, has the Peach Bowl ended yet?
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Temp, has the Peach Bowl ended yet?
....feels like it was last year since a winner was picked
:biggrin:
:facepalm:
:loser:
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Nice!
Picking a winner is like Temp deciding which pickle to choose.
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What causes Bill Belichick to always be in such a sour mood? Well, now you know.
This one got me. Very nice! Yer up!
And sorry folks...I've been in mourning. :)
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(grumble, grumble) Thank you, Vox (grumble, grumble) Sorry 'bout the Huskies (grumble). My nephew was at the game.
Here is the next one (grumble, grumble)
LIVING THE DREAM
Kingshmegland - 135
gmillerdrake - 86
TempusVox- 83
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 16
Cool Chris - 15
TheCountOfNYC - 15
RIVER OF DREAMS
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
DragonAttack - 12
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
DREAM IS COLLAPSING
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(https://media.mlive.com/chippewas_impact/photo/jtlcmuemufootball002jpg-3472273ff13571d4_large.jpg)
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He tried the Triple Lindy Touchdown?
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27?? I asked for 69.
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Patriots testing helium filled footballs.
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At the DeSean Jackson Skills Challenge competition.
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Guaranteed that he wouldn't pull that move against Clemson. Tickle tickle!
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Last year Tyrone was a Tight End...but this year he's a Wide Receiver, since he learned how to "properly present" himself.
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Moments later disaster struck as #16 Jackson, now confused with the hand stand, was no longer sure which ball to go after, so he stripped all three.
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#16 rushing in for the sack...
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I made such a great catch, y'all can just kiss my ass.
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He tried the Triple Lindy Touchdown?
Indeed, Antonio Brown's Central Michigan University version of 'Back To School'.
"Say it! SAY IT!"
"kingshmegland wins."
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Thank you! Here you go!
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/drunk-people_zpsktidaei6.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/drunk-people_zpsktidaei6.jpg.html)
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Gardening, you're doing it wrong
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The People's Elbow
Kingshmegland - 136
gmillerdrake - 86
TempusVox- 83
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 16
Cool Chris - 15
TheCountOfNYC - 15
TheCountOfNYC figure Four Leglock
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
DragonAttack - 12
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
The Ankle Lock
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Pretty much sums up my first go at cunnilingus
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Two dorks in a hand is worth one in the bush
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Pretty much sums up my first go at cunnilingus
Jerk!
I was also going with the face in a bush angle. :lol
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The far less famous Edward Trimmerhands.
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Don't try Antonio Brown's Triple Lindy Touchdown maneuver in your back yard.
<since the bush jokes are already in>
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Feeling bushed, Larry takes an afternoon nap.
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/drunk-people_zpsktidaei6.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/drunk-people_zpsktidaei6.jpg.html)
Chino and the Balcony: The Aftermath
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Chino and the Balcony: The Aftermath
:spitcoffee:
That's harsh!
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Rodent bestiality: the new college fad?
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/drunk-people_zpsktidaei6.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/drunk-people_zpsktidaei6.jpg.html)
Chino and the Balcony: The Aftermath
So evil, so good. Winna!
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I must've missed something. Did Chino fall out of a window or something?
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Off a porch. Lucky for us he's here to talk about it
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Off a porch. Lucky for us he's here to talk about it
I missed that. OK.
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Thanks King. I'm traveling but fly home tomorrow. I'll post as soon as I get home.
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Iron Maiden
Kingshmegland - 136
gmillerdrake - 86
TempusVox- 84
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 16
Cool Chris - 15
TheCountOfNYC - 15
Iron Butterfly
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
DragonAttack - 12
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Tire Iron
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(https://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i436/spunkihoot/Funny%20Animals/SPH-FunnyAnimals13.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/spunkihoot/media/Funny%20Animals/SPH-FunnyAnimals13.jpg.html)
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Yay!! Finally! I'm in Iron Maiden!!! :metal :metal
(not a caption submission)
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Remind me to never order another mouse from Dell again.
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A drunken Stewart Little was tracked down in a small tavern in Middletown for a 'where are they now' segment
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Excuse me. There are no flies in my soup like I ordered.
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Pink Hearts, Orange Stars, Yellow Moons, Black Death, Green Clovers, and Blue Diamonids
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Mr. Jingles, Cereal Killer
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Oy, where's the sodding straw then
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He's gonna want a glass of milk.
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Myles gets stood up by his match at RodentsOnly.com.
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Arthur mugs for a selfie moments before he pisses in Tabby the cat's milk bowl.
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(https://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i436/spunkihoot/Funny%20Animals/SPH-FunnyAnimals13.jpg) (https://media.photobucket.com/user/spunkihoot/media/Funny%20Animals/SPH-FunnyAnimals13.jpg.html)
Bitch! Get me some crispy corn flakes!
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Pink Hearts, Orange Stars, Yellow Moons, Black Death, Green Clovers, and Blue Diamonids
Nice! Winner! Yer up!
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Pink Hearts, Orange Stars, Yellow Moons, Black Death, Green Clovers, and Blue Diamonids
Nice! Winner! Yer up!
Thanks!
New Standings:
BEN & JERRYS
Kingshmegland - 136
gmillerdrake - 86
TempusVox- 84
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 15
TheCountOfNYC - 15
HAAGEN DAZS
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Podaar - 13
DragonAttack - 12
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Breyers
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New Pic:
(https://img.funnytab.net/gallery/computers/Nun_At_Computer.jpg)
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New Pic:
(https://img.funnytab.net/gallery/computers/Nun_At_Computer.jpg)
My Jesus/Peter fan fiction is almost done!
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I thought it was against the rules for a nun to double click her mouse...
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'Damn, this is a hard habit to break.'
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Nun Spam: Want two Mennonite? Click here!
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I just love penises!
Oh, and if some asshole tries to sig that I will hunt them down and kill them! ;D
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:lol
Oh, and F#%K you Bosk! :lol
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:rollin :rollin :rollin
...and screencapped.
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(https://brightcove01.brightcove.com/24/4221396001/201701/573/4221396001_5278381352001_5278375061001-vs.jpg?pubId=4221396001)
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"Oh yeah, bend over father Karras!"
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Oh my my.......that's a whole new use for Rosery Beads.....
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'Damn, this is a hard habit to break.'
Simple, clean, and great double use of "habit".
WINNAH!
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Thanks. I didn't think 'clean' had a chance here (and now I have a new signature, thanks to TAC ;))
STONE COLD CRAZY
Kingshmegland - 136
gmillerdrake - 86
TempusVox- 84
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 15
TheCountOfNYC - 15
KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
DragonAttack - 13
Nick - 13
Podaar - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
MY MELANCHOLY BLUES
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(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Speedy.jpg)
(just kidding)
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Actual photograph of the warehouse where all of the discarded Cleveland Browns QB's are stored.
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Easiest wheres Waldo, ever!
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See that man with the glasses on holding the ball on the bottom there......his name is actually 'My Dreams'.
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And this is how footballs are made Johnny. Any questions?
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Whose hand is up my ass?
(https://t.qkme.me/3rd9u1.jpg)
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You wouldn't hit a man with glasses..um...oh forget it.
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Actual photograph of the warehouse where all of the discarded Cleveland Browns QB's are stored.
*Mic drop*
Very nice! (From a Bengals fan)
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What? No fart jokes?
'Where's Waldo?' was so on the mark, loved the 'mine, mine, mine', but the gold instantly went to
Actual photograph of the warehouse where all of the discarded Cleveland Browns QB's are stored.
Kudos, Count, you are up.
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Thanks!
CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS
Kingshmegland - 136
gmillerdrake - 86
TempusVox- 84
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
TAC-31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 16
Cool Chris - 15
LOS ANGELES KINGS
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
DragonAttack - 13
Nick - 13
Podaar - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
EDMONTON OILERS
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Your next picture
(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2328189/83783666.jpg)
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"Chicago penalty, Duncan Keith, five minute major for butt-ending..."
Once he had Black(hawk), Sidney just couldn't go back.
(Edit: Changed the penalty in first caption.)
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2 minutes for Spearing
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Evgeny, is that you?
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#2, get out of the crease!
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While playing for Norfolk in the AHL, Keith often took the road up the Hershey Highway to play the Bears, and playing from behind became accepted.
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Apparently Keith doesn't mind spending two minutes in the box.
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The only known time in his entire storied career that "Doc" Emrick was speechless.
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Evgeny, is that you?
This one got me good. Winner!
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This is not the caption offering....
Count, before I found the Harold Lloyd pic, this was going to be my offering. Thought I would wait for you to name a winner prior to posting it. btw, what is it with some athletes?
(https://ragtagriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/bromance-ragtagriot.com11.jpg)
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That is some Red Zone Offence!
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This is not the caption offering....
Count, before I found the Harold Lloyd pic, this was going to my prior offering. Thought I would wait for you to name a winner before posting it. btw, what is it with some athletes?
(https://ragtagriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/bromance-ragtagriot.com11.jpg)
If only he was as good at being a quarterback as he is at being a "wide receiver".
He thought he was drafted by the Fudge Packers.
It's pretty funny that you almost posted what was essentially the same picture as mine.
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Bonus points for the 'Fudge Packers', Count. :lol
TAC, the Count said you are up. No need to try to gain favors, damn it!
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Oreos
Kingshmegland - 136
gmillerdrake - 86
TempusVox- 84
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
TAC-32
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 16
Cool Chris - 15
Chips Ahoy
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
DragonAttack - 13
Nick - 13
Podaar - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Snackwells
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Claude Rains?
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Next pic:
(https://img.memecdn.com/Snow-Job_o_92924.jpg)
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Snow balls fight!
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I was tired of him so I hit that dick.
XXX Games.
Well, that car is totaled.
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Man that guy really parked like a dick.
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Man that guy really parked like a dick.
I'd more say he got the shaft.
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Did we get snow? Hell, there's 36 inches on my hood.
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Stick shift.
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"The car looks great, and the price is right, but does the engine have any balls?"
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This is not the caption offering....
Count, before I found the Harold Lloyd pic, this was going to be my offering. Thought I would wait for you to name a winner prior to posting it. btw, what is it with some athletes?
(https://ragtagriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/bromance-ragtagriot.com11.jpg)
I know this ones done but...
"I said Black lives matter, mother fucker!"
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(https://img.memecdn.com/Snow-Job_o_92924.jpg)
Nothing more infuriating than when a dickhead cuts you off
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Obviously made my snowflakes
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Thats not wiper fluid.....
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Good thing it wasn't black ash from an volcanic eruption or that penis would be a lot larger...
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Owner of the car when he walks out to see it: "Awwww, nuts!"
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Thats not wiper fluid.....
Winnah!
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Why thanks! :tup
Jedi
Kingshmegland - 136
gmillerdrake - 87
TempusVox- 84
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
TAC-32
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 16
Cool Chris - 15
Sith
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
DragonAttack - 13
Nick - 13
Podaar - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Sarlac Saliva
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Next Pic:
(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/screen-shot-2016-11-17-at-6-02-29-pm.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/screen-shot-2016-11-17-at-6-02-29-pm.jpg.html)
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That pony does not go with those roller skates!
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Am I too late for the Women's March?
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That was NOT the intention of Farmer's Only.com
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DAT ASS!
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"Thith ith how I roll!"
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Meet Jakob. The first openly gay Amish man.
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Good thing there's not volcanic ash around, or that penis would be much larger
(too soon ;))
You thought the new Dr. Pepper ad was a tad too 'fem', well, here's one of the rejects.
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I should bought that fucking dolphin.
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The alternative Kentucky Roller Derby.
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The alternative Kentucky Roller Derby.
winna!
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surprised about the win, lucky I saw it when I did....
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CENTRAL MICHIGAN
Kingshmegland - 136
gmillerdrake - 87
TempusVox- 84
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
TAC-32
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 16
Cool Chris - 15
NORTHERN MICHIGAN
DragonAttack - 14
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Podaar - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
WESTERN MICHIGAN
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lucky I caught this after yet another 16 hour work day..... I know you guys can 'work' it, and gmiller 'might' appreciate it
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2f/84/0a/2f840a6d7a3347bf12dffddce03e857a.jpg)
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Come playoff time he'll be saying "Doh!"
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ghomerdrake
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Once you go Blues, you never go back.
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I wasn't aware Kingshmegland moved to Missouri.
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Maybe this year, they'll get out of the first round of the Duff Cup Playoffs.
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I'll give to TAC for both entries, and......to put up a better picture.
You're up, sir
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Damn! The quickest round ever!
Thanks Joe!
Killer
Kingshmegland - 136
gmillerdrake - 87
TempusVox- 84
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
TAC-33
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 16
Cool Chris - 15
Raise Your Fist And Yell
DragonAttack - 14
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Podaar - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Along Came A Spider
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Next:
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dm8IdGpwEAI/T6Zyj59pysI/AAAAAAAAAVc/DWVsy5iYzS0/s1600/fat-video-gamer1.jpg)
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Now let's play "Spot the Virgin"
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Tom feels like he's in control of his life.
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Exhibit A of a Nintendon't.
Billy just hated it when people pushed his buttons.
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Predictably, Gordon never found anyone to blow his cartridge.
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Jimmy had become accustomed to using his powerglove on his own zapper gun, because he had no Player 2.
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This historic photo of a young Shmegland was taken hours before he set off on his quest to become King....... the rest as they say.....is history.
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This historic photo of a young Shmegland was taken hours before he set off on his quest to become King....... the rest as they say.....is history.
Young king on the left was skinny.
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1485629864152_zps5ezokayi.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1485629864152_zps5ezokayi.jpg.html)
Beer changed all that.
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This historic photo of a young Shmegland was taken hours before he set off on his quest to become King....... the rest as they say.....is history.
Young king on the left was skinny.
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1485629864152_zps5ezokayi.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1485629864152_zps5ezokayi.jpg.html)
Beer changed all that.
I tease.....I tease..... :tup
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I wish I was that skinny again!
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Next:
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dm8IdGpwEAI/T6Zyj59pysI/AAAAAAAAAVc/DWVsy5iYzS0/s1600/fat-video-gamer1.jpg)
There's only one way to defeat this Master of Game......
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B,A, Select, Start
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My Atari 2600 joystick is bigger.
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I didn't realize he was a dork at first but the staff gave it away
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This historic photo of a young Shmegland was taken hours before he set off on his quest to become King....... the rest as they say.....is history.
Princeshmegland.
You're up ghomer!
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1485629864152_zps5ezokayi.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1485629864152_zps5ezokayi.jpg.html)
Awesome pic Joe! Love the Sears Catalog Patriots shirt! :lol
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Tim, dead on! :lol. I bet I had Toughskins on as well. Lol
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Tim, dead on! :lol. I bet I had Toughskins on as well. Lol
And I bet they were Husky! :lol
Maybe some Tyrolians on your feet!
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No huskys. That came after. When sports stopped and 50 work weeks became the norm.
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Tom Mccans. :lol
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Cool...thank you kind Sir!!
Royalty
Kingshmegland - 136
gmillerdrake - 88
TempusVox- 84
Bosk1- 65
Tick - 65
jingle.boy - 56
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
TAC-33
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 26
Dr. DTVT - 23
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
TheCountOfNYC - 16
Cool Chris - 15
Servants
DragonAttack - 14
Guitarded - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Podaar - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Snow Dog - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
M..m..m..m...m...my name is mud......
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This man is not Trump.
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Nice try, loser.
(Not you, King! :lol)
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I wouldn't be walking by her, I'd be a gentleman and hold her boobs for her.
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Everyone about to masturbate, say I.
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Proof that the California DMV is out of control. Those seeking a driver's license are now asked to complete a variety of tasks including, "demonstrate a left turn hand signal" to "show us your tits".
*Note: I'm fully aware this is the wrong hand to be using for the left hand signal in the US. Work with me here! :biggrin:
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"This must be how Tom Brady felt when his teammates left his high five hanging..."
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A regular day at the office for bosk1.
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Apologies to anyone, but, seriously..... I'd be offering a 'low five'. I mean, C'mon, man!!!
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At some point in the near future a new thread should be started, this one is getting way too large. Perhaps the next winner can do so?
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A regular day at the office for bosk1.
Bosk's tits aren't that small. ;D
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Everyone about to masturbate, say I.
Gotta throw it right back to ya, winner!
Looks like XJDenton requires a new thread. Can you start a new REV, and copy over the leaderboard?
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New pic and thread when I get home for work. Do you guys want to reset the scores too?
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Do you guys want to reset the scores too?
Roll the scores over. They've been going for years.
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Ok. Cool.