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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5075 on: November 08, 2016, 10:41:11 AM »
Having never been porked  before..... Mi Lin is very excited for her big day!!!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5076 on: November 08, 2016, 10:41:57 AM »
Being that she grew up in poverty.....Shing La is very happy to be marrying a man who will bring home the bacon.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5077 on: November 08, 2016, 11:02:19 AM »
Her time of the month did not deter Sammy when it came to 'gettin him some'....when you like cunnilinguis you like cunnilinguis....
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5078 on: November 08, 2016, 11:36:38 AM »
Japanese game shows tend to go to the most disgusting extremes.  Tonight, on the season finale of 'The Bachelor',..........
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5079 on: November 08, 2016, 12:57:09 PM »
Backstage at a Marilyn Manson concert.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5080 on: November 08, 2016, 01:06:15 PM »
Still shot from a deleted scene in Lindemann video "Praise Abort."
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5081 on: November 08, 2016, 01:12:15 PM »
Meanwhile, on the Access Hollywood bus...
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5082 on: November 08, 2016, 03:46:00 PM »
(grabs crotch) "Hey, I've got some pulled pork to show ya!"
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5083 on: November 08, 2016, 04:00:37 PM »
Some is getting porked tonight.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5084 on: November 08, 2016, 04:09:52 PM »
Some is getting porked tonight.

I'm just letting you know I'm the one pointing out your flub.  Yeah, me.  Lol
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5085 on: November 08, 2016, 04:13:55 PM »
Some is getting porked tonight.

Are you getting back at me?

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5086 on: November 08, 2016, 04:15:52 PM »
 :rollin :rollin :rollin

Wow, that Caption was a double fail!

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5087 on: November 08, 2016, 04:47:52 PM »
 :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5088 on: November 11, 2016, 06:50:38 AM »
Before king goes off at me for being lazy and not picking a winner, I'm giving this one to DragonAttack. :lol
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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« Reply #5089 on: November 11, 2016, 06:53:38 AM »
Before king goes off at me for being lazy and not picking a winner, I'm giving this one to DragonAttack. :lol

No way.  I can be the knucklehead and not pick one for days.  :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5090 on: November 11, 2016, 11:38:24 AM »
Thanks for not being a knucklehead, Blob...

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5091 on: November 11, 2016, 11:49:29 AM »
Duck... duck... duck... GOOSE!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5092 on: November 11, 2016, 05:17:55 PM »
Didn't we just do this in the locker room with Oreos?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5093 on: November 11, 2016, 06:21:20 PM »
RAY!!!  WHAT DO WE DO NEXT?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5094 on: November 11, 2016, 07:37:20 PM »
It ain't gonna jerk itself.. 
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5095 on: November 14, 2016, 07:27:13 PM »
guess I best pick a winner so we can move on

Duck... duck... duck... GOOSE!

Congrats, CC, you're up

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5096 on: November 14, 2016, 09:04:19 PM »
Well goddamn if I didn't finally make it in to the top tier.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5097 on: November 14, 2016, 10:07:39 PM »
It ain't gonna jerk itself.....

The 'Got Milk' bukkake ad was an instant fail (or was it?)
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5098 on: November 15, 2016, 02:13:56 AM »
Every time you think Lindsay Lohan can't get worse...
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5099 on: November 15, 2016, 06:32:33 AM »
Strangest PROACTIVE commercial yet.
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« Reply #5100 on: November 15, 2016, 07:53:18 AM »
On the set of "Alien Fratbro Bukkake Vol. 34".

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5101 on: November 15, 2016, 01:15:30 PM »
So THATS how you get coconut cream?
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5102 on: November 15, 2016, 02:07:17 PM »
The fame and fortune that followed his breakout role in 'Cast Away' led to horrid addiction issues and self destruction for Wilson. He soon found himself shooting B Rated porn in the dead of the night in the basements of school gymnasiums across LA.
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« Reply #5103 on: November 15, 2016, 03:37:30 PM »
Coconuts are perverts.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #5104 on: November 15, 2016, 05:23:39 PM »
The target demographic for Arbys "Holiday Glasses".
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5105 on: November 15, 2016, 06:38:46 PM »
Derbra Kadabra's DTF initiation ritual.
L-R Bosk, Splent, Zeltar, and Kingshmegland.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5106 on: November 15, 2016, 08:31:28 PM »
L-R Bosk, Splent, Zeltar, and Kingshmegland.

I chuckled pretty hard. Go!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5107 on: November 16, 2016, 06:27:35 AM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5108 on: November 16, 2016, 06:32:25 AM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5109 on: November 16, 2016, 06:34:50 AM »
Did Bill grab you by the pussy?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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