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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5040 on: November 04, 2016, 08:26:44 AM »
Son, keep your hands off my radio.

But dad, it's not really yours!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5041 on: November 04, 2016, 08:42:00 AM »
Quick...we have to step on it. There's an oddly painted van filled with a couple dudes, two chicks and a dog hot on our tails.....
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5042 on: November 04, 2016, 08:48:37 AM »
Dad we need an air freshener to .......mask our scent.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5043 on: November 04, 2016, 09:01:43 AM »
Why are we wearing these masks to the stadium? And keep both hands on the wheel Mr. Sandusky.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5044 on: November 04, 2016, 03:34:18 PM »
"Take your kid to work" day.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5045 on: November 04, 2016, 05:43:06 PM »
"ooooh, it's Cold Gin time again....."

That moment when you realize you are a real life XFiles incident.
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5046 on: November 04, 2016, 05:58:24 PM »
Verne Troyer has hit rock bottom.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5047 on: November 04, 2016, 06:26:03 PM »
"I'll grab the jewelry, you grab the Legos!"
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5048 on: November 04, 2016, 07:12:51 PM »
"I'll grab the jewelry, you grab the Legos!"

Fuck the Legos, Trump taught me to grab the pussy!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5049 on: November 04, 2016, 07:14:18 PM »
Shoot, I bet nobody had to teach you to grab the pussy!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5050 on: November 05, 2016, 01:33:31 AM »
Why don't Luchadores cross the border in threes?
Because the signs say, "No Trespassing".
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5051 on: November 05, 2016, 04:57:49 AM »
Son, keep your hands off my radio.

But dad, it's not really yours!
Tough choice but King rings up another!


My caption would have been....

"Well, someones reached puberty"
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5052 on: November 05, 2016, 05:58:27 AM »
Thank you.  Rich could you post a pic for me? I'm getting ready for my wife's 50th birthday party today.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #5053 on: November 05, 2016, 01:00:00 PM »
Thank you.  Rich could you post a pic for me? I'm getting ready for my wife's 50th birthday party today.
Absolutely! That's awesome, enjoy! and a very happy bithday to Mrs. King!!! :tup
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« Reply #5054 on: November 06, 2016, 05:42:52 AM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5055 on: November 06, 2016, 07:52:23 AM »
Rehearsal for opening night of the Village People Play is going a bit awry...
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5056 on: November 06, 2016, 07:58:22 AM »
The world's first game of hobo polo was considered a rousing success.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5057 on: November 06, 2016, 09:28:12 AM »
Mitch quickly learned that the 'Flying T' was no match against Roger's forearms of Power...
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5058 on: November 06, 2016, 09:29:40 AM »
I'll never understand the rules of Polo...
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5059 on: November 06, 2016, 10:18:16 AM »
ONE person takes out his cell phone at an outdoor performance of 'The Astonishing'.....and all hell breaks loose!
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5060 on: November 06, 2016, 10:41:29 AM »
RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5061 on: November 06, 2016, 11:52:08 AM »
Not one of Harry's best days when his inflatable love doll blew onto the football field.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5062 on: November 07, 2016, 04:37:29 AM »
The Drunken Irish Football Fan Olympics: The Hammer Throw,
Oh shit, you're right!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5063 on: November 08, 2016, 05:45:57 AM »
"You WILL wear a yellow vest!"

"I will wear an orange one or NOTHING at all!"
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5064 on: November 08, 2016, 05:50:45 AM »
"You are going back up on that cross now!"

"I was just taking a leisurely stroll  when a couple of guys who were up to no good, starting making trouble in the neighborhood."
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5065 on: November 08, 2016, 06:03:31 AM »
The world's first game of hobo polo was considered a rousing success.

Man did my imagination go wild! :lol

Winner! 
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5066 on: November 08, 2016, 09:17:15 AM »
Thanks king! This caption pic is dedicated to king and his fixation on my viewing habits.

Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5067 on: November 08, 2016, 09:19:02 AM »
Milenia Trump on her wedding day.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5068 on: November 08, 2016, 09:20:15 AM »
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Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5069 on: November 08, 2016, 09:29:50 AM »
Oh shoot. I saw Blob's post right after mine and I thought I won already! :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5070 on: November 08, 2016, 09:31:25 AM »
Your caption is good, but not automatic win good. :lol
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5071 on: November 08, 2016, 09:36:11 AM »
I can't believe that Kiko is still going to marry that guy......he's such a pig.
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« Reply #5072 on: November 08, 2016, 10:04:39 AM »
I always giggle as well when my pork is bloody.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #5073 on: November 08, 2016, 10:27:50 AM »
That is one swine looking groom.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5074 on: November 08, 2016, 10:35:38 AM »
That little piggy went to the 'mail order bride' market......and now is wee wee weeing all the way home!!!
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