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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3675 on: April 06, 2016, 12:41:44 PM »
You're gonna have to choke up on that thing....
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3676 on: April 06, 2016, 02:35:59 PM »
"You've got too much pine tar on your bat!"

"Quit using that eye to call balls and strikes."

Hell of a way to play 'odds/evens'.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3677 on: April 07, 2016, 05:25:26 AM »
"Look he's got a booger on his finger!"
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3678 on: April 07, 2016, 05:11:46 PM »
THAT IS CORKED!!

Kingshmegland hit it out of the park on the first pitch!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr up! ;D
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3679 on: April 07, 2016, 05:33:20 PM »
Now batting......
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3680 on: April 07, 2016, 05:34:21 PM »
Use your own group names! :P
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3681 on: April 07, 2016, 05:36:52 PM »
Use your own group names! :P

Lol.  I forgot. Lol.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3682 on: April 07, 2016, 05:37:41 PM »
I'm ready for every lutz on this picture.

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3683 on: April 07, 2016, 05:48:20 PM »
Coz turns Democrat!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3684 on: April 07, 2016, 05:50:32 PM »
Hey Bill, here's some head for ya!

Anyone got a cigar to go with this?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3685 on: April 07, 2016, 05:54:38 PM »
Two more of these and I'm putting this back on!

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3686 on: April 07, 2016, 06:12:00 PM »
Coz turns Republican.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3687 on: April 07, 2016, 07:02:33 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3688 on: April 07, 2016, 09:10:47 PM »
One of the rare times Hillary gives good head.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3689 on: April 07, 2016, 09:21:39 PM »
Hey Bernie... it's just like your policies - all the good stuff is buried under a lot of crap that no one wants.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3690 on: April 07, 2016, 09:29:27 PM »
Bill: Wish I had known that she was willing to tag-team-tug with an Asian

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« Reply #3691 on: April 08, 2016, 08:33:24 AM »
Wonder if I can get a Pearl necklace too with head like this?  My dry cleaner can get stains out of my pants-suits.
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« Reply #3692 on: April 08, 2016, 10:07:11 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3693 on: April 08, 2016, 11:01:17 AM »
Like throwing pearls to the swine...

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3694 on: April 08, 2016, 11:50:31 AM »
What, you think I'm going to drink this? I'm only holding it for the photo op.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3695 on: April 09, 2016, 04:58:28 AM »
Bill: Wish I had known that she was willing to tag-team-tug with an Asian

Ain't that the truth!  Winna!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3696 on: April 09, 2016, 11:15:37 AM »
Thank you, good sir!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3697 on: April 09, 2016, 11:16:34 AM »
Next up....


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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3698 on: April 09, 2016, 11:29:56 AM »
Days since last accident King's worksite: 68  0
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3699 on: April 09, 2016, 11:42:11 AM »
This chick is a blockhead.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #3700 on: April 09, 2016, 11:42:33 AM »
Days since last accident King's worksite: 68  0

At 192 right now!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3701 on: April 09, 2016, 02:37:55 PM »
She gives some mean head....
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3702 on: April 09, 2016, 02:41:49 PM »
snyder's attempt at a swift comeback angered warner studios.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3703 on: April 09, 2016, 03:08:40 PM »
The intent and meaning of Head Banging was lost in translation....thus, a dangerous trend has now erupted in South Korea
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3704 on: April 09, 2016, 04:48:01 PM »
Looks like a man's foot in that sandal.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #3705 on: April 09, 2016, 04:49:36 PM »
This is not possible.   She is not a blonde.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3706 on: April 09, 2016, 11:24:55 PM »
Zoe really has to learn to control her symmetrophobia!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3707 on: April 10, 2016, 04:28:56 AM »
The North Korean remake of Hancock was terrible too.
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« Reply #3708 on: April 10, 2016, 05:57:40 AM »
She's looking for an invader.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3709 on: April 10, 2016, 05:45:33 PM »
What it's like to look through Wolfking's Banned List!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol