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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3710 on: April 10, 2016, 05:51:50 PM »
Next up....



These actions only last 3 or 4 days a month.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3711 on: April 10, 2016, 06:40:40 PM »
North Korea's Border Security gets a tip on some incoming UN inspectors.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3712 on: April 11, 2016, 12:38:56 PM »
Shes not the smartest girl but she does give good head.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3713 on: April 11, 2016, 01:04:25 PM »
Zoe really has to learn to control her symmetrophobia!

I liked this one.  Nice Goose! Winner!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3714 on: April 11, 2016, 01:50:29 PM »
^
The 'educational' thread.  I learned a new term in the process.
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3715 on: April 11, 2016, 02:15:47 PM »
Zoe really has to learn to control her symmetrophobia!

I liked this one.  Nice Goose! Winner!

Thanks Ham....

Will post a new photo shortly.

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TempusVox - 77
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contest_sanity - 30
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Eric42434224 - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Durg - 10
TheCountOfNYC - 9
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Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
Podaar - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
DragonAttack - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
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Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
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Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3716 on: April 11, 2016, 02:58:16 PM »
OK... something from the last exhibition I saw at the Photographic museum, by the wonderful Erik Johansson.
Love his work... and this has a music connection so.




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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3717 on: April 11, 2016, 03:03:55 PM »
I sure do love the sound of nature.
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3718 on: April 11, 2016, 04:56:43 PM »
'Son, if you think this is tough, you shoulda been around for the reel-to-reels.'

So that's the 'music player' Faythe sings about.
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3719 on: April 12, 2016, 06:51:07 AM »
"man, these laser discs keep getting bigger and bigger"
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3720 on: April 12, 2016, 08:18:42 AM »
No one seems to have the time for music anymore. Now we know why.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3721 on: April 12, 2016, 02:02:11 PM »
This was inevitable after Jack Black was cast as Gulliver

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3722 on: April 12, 2016, 02:41:00 PM »
So those are the little bastard causing my I-Pod errors !
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3723 on: April 12, 2016, 03:24:15 PM »
Get off your ass! What do you think? Little people are going show up out of nowhere and change your records for you??
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3724 on: April 12, 2016, 03:24:59 PM »
Pixar's new movie: Inside Your iPod.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3725 on: April 12, 2016, 04:12:23 PM »
Loudness wars circa 1909
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3726 on: April 12, 2016, 07:19:45 PM »
Where ear-worms come from.
You don't HAVE a soul.You ARE a soul.You HAVE a body.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3727 on: April 13, 2016, 07:09:11 AM »
Loudness wars circa 1909

That is just perfect.... Winner

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3728 on: April 17, 2016, 02:22:36 AM »
Loudness wars circa 1909


That is just perfect.... Winner

Poodar has not been online since his post :(

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3729 on: April 17, 2016, 09:23:35 AM »
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This relates to a contest a while back that he did not enter in time, so I hope he enjoys judging this

...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3730 on: April 17, 2016, 10:31:21 AM »
This guy is all about efficiency.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3731 on: April 17, 2016, 12:18:32 PM »
An honest advertisement for Dell computers.
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3732 on: April 17, 2016, 12:23:31 PM »
A bigger dick and that laptop would fall over.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3733 on: April 17, 2016, 12:39:44 PM »
So THAT'S where Podaar is.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3734 on: April 17, 2016, 01:14:52 PM »
Compact living british style...

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3735 on: April 17, 2016, 02:53:01 PM »
Nature is definitely calling.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3736 on: April 18, 2016, 07:08:38 AM »
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER! ;)

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3737 on: April 18, 2016, 08:58:08 AM »
That laptop comes with a 'joy stick'
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« Reply #3738 on: April 18, 2016, 08:58:49 AM »
Tea Bag  = FAIL 
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« Reply #3739 on: April 18, 2016, 09:34:37 AM »
This must be how Jeremy Clarkson watches the new version of Top Gear... I wonder how May and Hammond would break-down how efficient  that engine is running and how comfortable that seat is.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3740 on: April 18, 2016, 10:34:12 AM »
Try the new wonder bread, now with 10 times the fiber!
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« Reply #3741 on: April 18, 2016, 10:43:36 AM »
'Hey, Niles, either sh*t or get off the pot.'

Not having paid lunch or bathroom breaks, the ability to multi-task for landscaping supervisors is crucial.
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3742 on: April 18, 2016, 11:57:13 AM »
I bet his internet speed is as slow as sh%t....
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« Reply #3743 on: April 18, 2016, 02:25:22 PM »
Can I multi task?
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3744 on: April 18, 2016, 02:41:20 PM »
That guy best be careful or he may wipe his hard dry clean...
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