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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3815 on: April 28, 2016, 11:21:33 PM »
A common Peruvian traditional dance, Adalina demonstrates the Titty-caca haka.

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« Reply #3816 on: April 29, 2016, 06:02:05 AM »
Seems to be an overly elaborate method of patching potholes.

The dude in the white is sure thinking about how good she is with a shaft in her hand.

'Quick, take the picture before the girl in the Chuck Taylor's turns this way!'
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« Reply #3817 on: April 29, 2016, 06:12:05 AM »
In a fit of sexual excitement, TAC's index finger spasmed over the post button.

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« Reply #3818 on: April 29, 2016, 07:39:30 AM »
She's got 'uuuuuuuuge... tracts of land...

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« Reply #3819 on: April 29, 2016, 07:48:22 AM »



Do they know which bathroom to use?

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3820 on: April 29, 2016, 08:14:18 AM »
The crowd gasps in horror as a Clydesdale sized deuce begins to drop.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3821 on: April 29, 2016, 08:32:22 AM »
In an effort to modernize traditional sayings, "Crap No Evil" has been added to the American vernacular.
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« Reply #3822 on: April 29, 2016, 08:33:21 AM »
Of all the ritualistic dances available......the Mammary Dance seems to be the 'go to' dance now days..
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« Reply #3823 on: April 29, 2016, 10:51:48 AM »
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3824 on: April 29, 2016, 11:03:27 AM »
Suddenly I have a hankerin' for a Coconut Kabob?
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« Reply #3825 on: April 29, 2016, 02:51:45 PM »
The invisible man is at it again...

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3826 on: April 29, 2016, 02:58:50 PM »
With TAC, everything comes in threes.

In this instance,  six.

 :facepalm:

 :lol

This made me laugh.

Kingshmegland may not be able to spell, but the man can multiply!

You're up Joe!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3827 on: April 29, 2016, 03:09:47 PM »
With TAC, everything comes in threes.

In this instance,  six.

 :facepalm:

 :lol

This made me laugh.

Kingshmegland may not be able to spell, but the man can multiply!

You're up Joe!

Once again, someone piggy-back's on me for the victory.   :-\  :P  :D
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #3828 on: April 29, 2016, 03:12:08 PM »
 :-*

I'll post when I get home. Man's got to get his whiskey and beer on.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3829 on: April 30, 2016, 02:58:46 PM »
You must be getting a lot of whiskey and beer on!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #3830 on: April 30, 2016, 03:55:04 PM »
Lol. Nope, just forgetful. Lol.  And now to make up for it.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #3831 on: April 30, 2016, 03:55:37 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #3832 on: April 30, 2016, 03:59:47 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3833 on: April 30, 2016, 04:05:47 PM »
A clown, a Jew, and the Devil walk into a bar...
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3834 on: April 30, 2016, 04:08:19 PM »
A clown, a Jew, and the Devil walk into a bar...

Which is which?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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« Reply #3835 on: April 30, 2016, 04:49:12 PM »
This years candidates have embraced the roma stance on "Bread and circuses" so elections have now evoled to the form of gladiator games...

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« Reply #3836 on: April 30, 2016, 05:15:46 PM »
PBR...Ensuring American inbreeding for generations.
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« Reply #3837 on: April 30, 2016, 05:17:29 PM »
The original mutant cast of "Weird Science" was deemed to scary and distracting for test audiences.
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« Reply #3838 on: April 30, 2016, 06:54:23 PM »
Cosplay done right.

But where's Teddie?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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« Reply #3839 on: April 30, 2016, 07:29:36 PM »
Worst Rush cover band ever.
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« Reply #3840 on: April 30, 2016, 08:04:16 PM »
Even judging by the best body, Bernie is the clear best candidate.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3841 on: May 01, 2016, 05:05:25 AM »
This trump would still make a better Commander in Chief.

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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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« Reply #3842 on: May 01, 2016, 08:19:05 AM »
"Aye, Capt'n, something went a wee bit wrong with the transporter."
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« Reply #3843 on: May 01, 2016, 08:50:45 AM »
Her Bush better be out of the race...
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« Reply #3844 on: May 01, 2016, 11:59:12 AM »
Bosk, Nick, and Hef show up for the DTF Presidential Debate.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3845 on: May 01, 2016, 06:55:47 PM »
Which one is Speak No Evil?
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3846 on: May 02, 2016, 04:35:26 AM »
Three of the most terrifying Halloween masks I have ever seen.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3847 on: May 02, 2016, 05:51:22 AM »
Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen, Alex?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #3848 on: May 02, 2016, 11:56:56 AM »
Still a better trilogy than "The Hobbit"

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« Reply #3849 on: May 02, 2016, 12:03:39 PM »
This is the kind of politics that gets Jackie all hot and bothered.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion