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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3745 on: April 18, 2016, 03:19:03 PM »
Another jerk that let's his junk swing free under denim.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3746 on: April 19, 2016, 04:34:26 PM »
Sure he's got it all now, but wait until he looks around for the one thing he forgot

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« Reply #3747 on: April 19, 2016, 04:40:48 PM »
Damn, sorry for letting ya'll down and thanks for the assist DragonAttack!

This is not a caption.
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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« Reply #3748 on: April 19, 2016, 11:07:44 PM »
Glad I could help.

and, btw, there are quicker and easier ways to fertilize one's yard.
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« Reply #3749 on: April 20, 2016, 05:52:04 AM »
There were some good ones this round. This one got the best "guffa" out of me even though I had to misread it as "hard drive"

That guy best be careful or he may wipe his hard dry clean...

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3750 on: April 20, 2016, 02:42:22 PM »
Why thank you kind Sir  :biggrin:  That was indeed supposed to be 'drive'....coffee might not have kicked in yet? Anyway....



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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3751 on: April 20, 2016, 02:50:54 PM »
Sir Safe Alot.


I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #3752 on: April 20, 2016, 03:22:48 PM »
We've finally found the man with the skills to become our undercover traffic cone

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3753 on: April 20, 2016, 03:42:03 PM »
Safetycone cops is the new keystone cops.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #3754 on: April 20, 2016, 07:09:06 PM »
Through evolution and many years of trying and violent times, residents of inner-city Detroit have developed new forms of camouflage to increase their chances of survival.

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« Reply #3755 on: April 20, 2016, 07:17:07 PM »
Where's Cone-o.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3756 on: April 21, 2016, 12:59:44 AM »
God help Chino should he ever run into this dude.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #3757 on: April 21, 2016, 06:18:04 AM »
God help Chino should he ever run into this dude.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3758 on: April 21, 2016, 07:19:34 AM »
I think we're done here.

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« Reply #3759 on: April 21, 2016, 08:36:13 AM »
yup
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3760 on: April 21, 2016, 09:16:03 AM »
God help Chino should he ever run into this dude.

 :lol

No need to go any furhter.....very nice Chad!!    :lol   you are the winner....
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« Reply #3761 on: April 21, 2016, 03:12:36 PM »
As a newbie here, and as such one who doesn't know the inside jokes of the members, help me out as to the meaning of the winner with this one. ;)

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« Reply #3762 on: April 21, 2016, 03:18:13 PM »
As a newbie here, and as such one who doesn't know the inside jokes of the members, help me out as to the meaning of the winner with this one. ;)

https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=44960.0
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #3763 on: April 21, 2016, 03:26:02 PM »
Ah, makes sense now! Thanks!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3764 on: April 21, 2016, 03:31:47 PM »
God help Chino should he ever run into this dude.

 :lol

No need to go any furhter.....very nice Chad!!    :lol   you are the winner....

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3765 on: April 24, 2016, 06:33:05 AM »
Sorry... a tad late.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3766 on: April 24, 2016, 06:33:43 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
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« Reply #3767 on: April 24, 2016, 06:37:20 AM »
But can they make a sammich?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #3768 on: April 24, 2016, 07:40:10 AM »
God help Chino should he ever run into this chick.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3769 on: April 24, 2016, 08:21:11 AM »
"I'm new at these community service prostrate exams.  Now just hold still, this will only take a second."
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« Reply #3770 on: April 24, 2016, 08:22:50 AM »
I also love a clean bush.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3771 on: April 24, 2016, 08:23:45 AM »
The New Home Depot uniforms have produced a spike in single male shoppers age(s) 18-35
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« Reply #3772 on: April 24, 2016, 08:26:35 AM »
The New Home Depot uniforms have produced a spike in single male shoppers age(s) 18-35

You demographic group is off. :lol

I have money to waste.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3773 on: April 24, 2016, 08:30:34 AM »
The New Home Depot uniforms have produced a spike in single male shoppers age(s) 18-35

...and male shoppers 35-60 have increased as well, although they are typically drunk on local brewery beer and are carrying fist fulls of singles shouting "is this at a 45 degree angle or a 90?"
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« Reply #3774 on: April 24, 2016, 09:59:28 AM »
Lady with the red purse, you are free to go.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3775 on: April 24, 2016, 10:28:34 AM »
If this is a teaser for Season 4 of 'Orange Is The New Black', I might have to watch the show without my wife.
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« Reply #3776 on: April 24, 2016, 11:58:06 AM »
Georgia's curling team has a long way to go.
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« Reply #3777 on: April 24, 2016, 02:07:16 PM »
Chino improved the cone lady's way of securing a parking spot with money from the gofundme campain....

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« Reply #3778 on: April 24, 2016, 02:25:46 PM »
Rosetta Fairfield School District got a great discount on community service classes for the latest batch of teachers that had sex with their students.
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« Reply #3779 on: April 24, 2016, 03:29:01 PM »
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