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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3780 on: April 24, 2016, 08:29:36 PM »
Damn...that dude lost a hubcap!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3781 on: April 24, 2016, 08:30:51 PM »
Pimps Up, Ho's Down: Community Service Edition
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3782 on: April 24, 2016, 08:32:03 PM »
And somehow the Swedish Quidditch Team remains undefeated.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3783 on: April 25, 2016, 07:40:54 AM »
If this is a teaser for Season 4 of 'Orange Is The New Black', I might have to watch the show without my wife.

Lots of good laughs on this one.  This is today's winner.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3784 on: April 26, 2016, 05:42:21 AM »
Thanks, Chad.  Picture will be up later today.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3785 on: April 26, 2016, 03:05:55 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3786 on: April 26, 2016, 03:10:12 PM »
Gimme back that ball ya bitch!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3787 on: April 26, 2016, 03:14:41 PM »
I'll bet you $20 bucks that tan, white and black dog's name is 'Tom'....
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3788 on: April 26, 2016, 03:16:50 PM »
Roger Goodell already suspended him four six games.
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« Reply #3789 on: April 26, 2016, 03:22:56 PM »
Oh Sh%t....it's Vick......RUUUUUUUUN!!!!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3790 on: April 26, 2016, 03:35:09 PM »
Kibbles and Bits: NFL edition
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3791 on: April 26, 2016, 03:49:07 PM »
Dog 1: "Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow."
Dog 2: "Son, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3792 on: April 26, 2016, 04:11:04 PM »
Dog 2: "Everybody always takes my balls!"
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3793 on: April 26, 2016, 05:27:39 PM »
Champion breeds of course.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3794 on: April 26, 2016, 05:27:49 PM »
Shortly after this picture was taken, Roger Goodell even fined his own dog 50 Milk Bones and suspended him from doggie walking park for 4 weeks.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3795 on: April 26, 2016, 05:33:09 PM »
In an effort to attract younger viewers, the Westminster Dog Show made some changes to the competition.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3796 on: April 26, 2016, 05:36:46 PM »
See, it wasn't a bird.  It was a dog.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3797 on: April 26, 2016, 06:29:46 PM »
That ball is DEFLATED!












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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3798 on: April 26, 2016, 10:51:31 PM »
Even while playing fetch with his schnauzer, Jay Cutler, yet again, is intercepted...

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« Reply #3799 on: April 27, 2016, 11:16:16 AM »
Why am I chasing this bitch? I don't even like Haggis...

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3800 on: April 27, 2016, 08:49:29 PM »
Shortly after this picture was taken, Roger Goodell even fined his own dog 50 Milk Bones and suspended him from doggie walking park for 4 weeks.

The best of the Brady Bowl responses.

TAC, you're up.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3801 on: April 28, 2016, 04:47:23 PM »
Thanks Joe!!


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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3802 on: April 28, 2016, 05:57:23 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3803 on: April 28, 2016, 05:58:02 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3804 on: April 28, 2016, 05:58:39 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3805 on: April 28, 2016, 06:09:36 PM »
Once, twice, three times a boobie......
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3806 on: April 28, 2016, 06:28:36 PM »
With TAC, everything comes in threes.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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« Reply #3807 on: April 28, 2016, 06:32:35 PM »
With TAC, everything comes in threes.

In this instance,  six.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #3808 on: April 28, 2016, 06:33:47 PM »
 :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #3809 on: April 28, 2016, 06:53:04 PM »
Check out the fun-bags on that hosehound!!!

That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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« Reply #3810 on: April 28, 2016, 06:57:53 PM »
This must be he warm up act for Autograph.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3811 on: April 28, 2016, 07:09:14 PM »
But then, in a tragic moment fraught with judgement errors and tennis elbow, his throw fell short, leaving him just two feet from  successfully marking his territory in the traditional Cleavage Throw Competition with his Flag of Mahood. It was over. She was free -- and she rejoiced.
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« Reply #3812 on: April 28, 2016, 07:12:30 PM »
Boobs in comfortable shoes.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #3813 on: April 28, 2016, 07:15:21 PM »
For just $19.95 we'll rush you your copy of Girls Gone Wild: Zimbabwe.
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« Reply #3814 on: April 28, 2016, 10:23:54 PM »
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