Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 305662 times)

Gadough · « **Reply #2555 on:** March 08, 2011, 08:17:00 PM »

Quote from: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2011, 08:09:03 PM

"It's been a little over 3 months, and the arrow still stuck. It hurt at first, but I've built a tolerance for pain. I love you, Sam. Know that."

Oh yeah, that's a guy. Sam's the girl.

Ronnie?

Chino · « **Reply #2556 on:** March 09, 2011, 05:44:49 AM »

"giving up smoking for lent. ohhh my. why am i doing this to myself?!?"

Gadough · « **Reply #2557 on:** March 09, 2011, 08:39:35 AM »

This chick's boyfriend just left to go on a roadtrip with his friends or some shit. He'll be gone about a week. So, here's how his girlfriend reacts.

"I miss him so much...i cant believe he is gone...its so hard to wake up and not seeing him...my life is now forever changed...there will forever be a spot in my heart where he will be..."

lol

Chino · « **Reply #2558 on:** March 09, 2011, 08:53:31 AM »

I hope he knocks up another chick in the process.

Orbert · « **Reply #2559 on:** March 09, 2011, 12:14:23 PM »

Quote from: Gadough on March 09, 2011, 08:39:35 AM

This chick's boyfriend just left to go on a roadtrip with his friends or some shit. He'll be gone about a week. So, here's how his girlfriend reacts.

"I miss him so much...i cant believe he is gone...its so hard to wake up and not seeing him...my life is now forever changed...there will forever be a spot in my heart where he will be..."

lol

She makes it sound like he died (which I'm sure was your point). Seriously, she'll probably start getting sympathy posts and everything

Sigz · « **Reply #2560 on:** March 09, 2011, 12:40:22 PM »

Quote

my life is now forever changed...there will forever be a spot in my heart where he will be..."

Quote from: Gadough on March 09, 2011, 08:39:35 AM

He'll be gone about a week.

*blinks*

SPNKr · « **Reply #2561 on:** March 09, 2011, 06:20:44 PM »

Quote from: Chino on March 09, 2011, 08:53:31 AM

I hope he knocks up another chick in the process.

I hope he gets in a nice big orgy gangbang party festival and knocks everyone up.

Also, I bet he'll have more fun with guys for a week than with her for 3 minutes.

Gadough · « **Reply #2562 on:** March 09, 2011, 08:18:57 PM »

Quote from: Sigz on March 09, 2011, 12:40:22 PM

Quote
my life is now forever changed...there will forever be a spot in my heart where he will be..."

Quote from: Gadough on March 09, 2011, 08:39:35 AM
He'll be gone about a week.

*blinks*

Dude, I dunno. Irreversible damage will be done to her soul I guess.

Chino · « **Reply #2563 on:** March 09, 2011, 08:22:36 PM »

"Im drinking till I feel nothing or go into a drinking coma - cause feeling nothing or being in a constant peaceful slumber will be the closest thing to happiness...its better than this. So who's with me to get hammered?"

Gadough · « **Reply #2564 on:** March 09, 2011, 08:26:53 PM »

Chino, you have more depressed drunks on your Facebook friends list than anyone else in the world.

blackngold29 · « **Reply #2565 on:** March 09, 2011, 08:36:56 PM »

Quote from: Gadough on March 09, 2011, 08:26:53 PM

Chino, you have more depressed drunks on your Facebook friends list than anyone else in the world.

He's probably the worst of all them, but he doesn't tell us what he says. Or maybe some are his.

Pyroph · « **Reply #2566 on:** March 12, 2011, 12:34:04 PM »

https://youropenbook.org/?q=pearl+harbor&gender=any

And stupid:

PlaysLikeMyung · « **Reply #2567 on:** March 12, 2011, 12:54:31 PM »

I'm amazed people like that exist in the world

bertoltus · « **Reply #2568 on:** March 12, 2011, 01:03:14 PM »

https://apina.biz/39128.jpg

There are just no words.

PlaysLikeMyung · « **Reply #2569 on:** March 12, 2011, 01:05:40 PM »

ClairvoyantCat · « **Reply #2570 on:** March 12, 2011, 01:08:56 PM »

^^

What the shit, humanity? I thought you could sink no lower. Seriously, that is just awful.

lateralus88 · « **Reply #2571 on:** March 12, 2011, 01:22:53 PM »

Because Hiroshima and Nagasaki totally didn't get blown the pieces by the United States or anything.

tri.ad · « **Reply #2572 on:** March 12, 2011, 01:23:57 PM »

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2573 on:** March 12, 2011, 01:28:32 PM »

I'm ashamed to live in the same country at these idiots.

zxlkho · « **Reply #2574 on:** March 12, 2011, 01:49:40 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on March 12, 2011, 01:28:32 PM

I'm ashamed to live in the same country at these idiots.

Holy shit, THIS.

TheVoxyn · « **Reply #2575 on:** March 13, 2011, 05:11:20 AM »

I'm ashamed to live on the same world.

blackngold29 · « **Reply #2576 on:** March 13, 2011, 09:02:45 PM »

"It's shit like this that makes me second guess why I ever went to college." (with no further explanation)

"Im seriously so over everything."

Guys... like seriously.

tri.ad · « **Reply #2577 on:** March 14, 2011, 12:37:40 AM »

That can be translated to "Waah! Give me attention! GIVE ME ATTENTION NOW!" without any problems.

Seriously.

Silver Tears · « **Reply #2578 on:** March 14, 2011, 08:21:14 AM »

Wow that's ridiculous

Chino · « **Reply #2579 on:** March 14, 2011, 08:38:55 AM »

Quote from: Gadough on March 09, 2011, 08:26:53 PM

Chino, you have more depressed drunks on your Facebook friends list than anyone else in the world.

I know man, it's pretty sad. My town is very small, with literally nothing to do. The amount of drinking that goes down here is crazy.

Gadough · « **Reply #2580 on:** March 14, 2011, 08:40:54 AM »

Oh man I hear ya, it's pretty much the same here. When the most enjoyable thing to do in town is loiter at Walmart, loads of drinking and drug-taking is bound to take place.

Chino · « **Reply #2581 on:** March 15, 2011, 04:59:08 AM »

"Working an 11 hr shift..going to be a longgg morning :/ wish I could get paid 13$ an hr to sleep smfh"

ThroughHerEyesDude6 · « **Reply #2582 on:** March 15, 2011, 05:08:32 AM »

Not sure if this is win or fail, but I read this today:

"Just spent half of a train ride with some straingers boobs on my hand. I hate public transportation."

Opinions?

Orbert · « **Reply #2583 on:** March 15, 2011, 07:33:06 AM »

Depends on the boob. I once spent most of a bus ride across town with some girl's boob pressed against me. We struck up a conversation, and she turned slightly toward me, which would normally back her away from me a bit as well, but she managed to stay right next to me, so her boob was against my arm. As we talked, I'd occassionally move my hands as I spoke (which I tend to do anyway, although I was purposefully exaggerating it here) and my arm moving around moved her boob around a bit, but she was either doing it on purpose or didn't care. I couldn't exactly grab her boob, but I could "cop a feel" by moving my arm around and feeling her boob against it. I got a pretty good idea of its composition, density, etc.

Pyroph · « **Reply #2584 on:** March 15, 2011, 10:01:25 AM »

Well, if it's a guy, it's an ugly/fat woman. If it's a girl, the other one could be hot potentially.

Chino · « **Reply #2585 on:** March 15, 2011, 10:15:52 AM »

Quote from: Orbert on March 15, 2011, 07:33:06 AM

Depends on the boob. I once spent most of a bus ride across town with some girl's boob pressed against me. We struck up a conversation, and she turned slightly toward me, which would normally back her away from me a bit as well, but she managed to stay right next to me, so her boob was against my arm. As we talked, I'd occassionally move my hands as I spoke (which I tend to do anyway, although I was purposefully exaggerating it here) and my arm moving around moved her boob around a bit, but she was either doing it on purpose or didn't care. I couldn't exactly grab her boob, but I could "cop a feel" by moving my arm around and feeling her boob against it. I got a pretty good idea of its composition, density, etc.

Best story ever.

PlaysLikeMyung · « **Reply #2586 on:** March 15, 2011, 10:33:36 AM »

Quote from: Chino on March 15, 2011, 10:15:52 AM

Quote from: Orbert on March 15, 2011, 07:33:06 AM
Depends on the boob. I once spent most of a bus ride across town with some girl's boob pressed against me. We struck up a conversation, and she turned slightly toward me, which would normally back her away from me a bit as well, but she managed to stay right next to me, so her boob was against my arm. As we talked, I'd occassionally move my hands as I spoke (which I tend to do anyway, although I was purposefully exaggerating it here) and my arm moving around moved her boob around a bit, but she was either doing it on purpose or didn't care. I couldn't exactly grab her boob, but I could "cop a feel" by moving my arm around and feeling her boob against it. I got a pretty good idea of its composition, density, etc.

Best story ever.

Post of the year

Bonham · « **Reply #2587 on:** March 15, 2011, 12:29:17 PM »

Quote from: PlaysLikeMyüng on March 15, 2011, 10:33:36 AM

Quote from: Chino on March 15, 2011, 10:15:52 AM
Quote from: Orbert on March 15, 2011, 07:33:06 AM
Depends on the boob. I once spent most of a bus ride across town with some girl's boob pressed against me. We struck up a conversation, and she turned slightly toward me, which would normally back her away from me a bit as well, but she managed to stay right next to me, so her boob was against my arm. As we talked, I'd occassionally move my hands as I spoke (which I tend to do anyway, although I was purposefully exaggerating it here) and my arm moving around moved her boob around a bit, but she was either doing it on purpose or didn't care. I couldn't exactly grab her boob, but I could "cop a feel" by moving my arm around and feeling her boob against it. I got a pretty good idea of its composition, density, etc.

Best story ever.

Post of the year

The last line did it for me...

LieLowTheWantedMan · « **Reply #2588 on:** March 15, 2011, 12:44:14 PM »

I think every status every girl on my friends list can be summed up as:

"Guys are dicks."

Seriously. Every girl on my FB has to come up with a different way of saying that every 3 seconds. Then there's some kid who posts the song Black and Yellow literally 3 times a day. It's pretty sad.

Kura · « **Reply #2589 on:** March 15, 2011, 01:38:59 PM »

You should correct her and say "guys HAVE dicks" and tell her to work on her english.

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Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 305662 times)