Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 306648 times)

alirocker08 · « **Reply #3115 on:** October 29, 2011, 06:23:44 PM »

'Buzzin for tonig... Oh wait we're not invited

xxxx'

'Yeahh roll on tonight...OH WAIT'

You didn't get invited to a party because the host doesn't like you. Stop being so damn butt hurt!

Gadough · « **Reply #3116 on:** October 30, 2011, 11:58:42 PM »

"Between listening to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea and reading Diary of a Young girl, I think I'm falling for Anne Frank. Let the pedo/necro jokes begin."

Uhm.

Wat.

LieLowTheWantedMan · « **Reply #3117 on:** October 31, 2011, 01:04:21 PM »

Well at least he likes good albums.

lateralus88 · « **Reply #3118 on:** November 01, 2011, 11:40:02 AM »

Quote from: Gadough on October 30, 2011, 11:58:42 PM

"Between listening to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea and reading Diary of a Young girl, I think I'm falling for Anne Frank. Let the pedo/necro jokes begin."

Uhm.

Wat.

Why AM I the one who has to point out that the dude from Neutral Milk Hotel believes that he is in love with Anne Frank? Whatever, the more you know.

Aramatheis · « **Reply #3119 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:14:21 AM »

saw this, had to post it.

"i love eating mashed patato, bracoly and hamb at 11 30"

obscure · « **Reply #3120 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:21:53 AM »

it's the first time I lol's this hard on this thread.....

lonestar · « **Reply #3121 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:29:30 AM »

Quote from: Aramatheis on November 07, 2011, 09:14:21 AM

saw this, had to post it.

"i love eating mashed patato, bracoly and hamb at 11 30"

I just had a vision of a whole restaurant menu written like that.

chknptpie · « **Reply #3122 on:** November 08, 2011, 09:00:49 AM »

I'm confused as to what this discussion means.

lonestar · « **Reply #3123 on:** November 08, 2011, 09:22:56 AM »

Besides a little friendly shit talking about the college football game, I have no idea.

obscure · « **Reply #3124 on:** November 08, 2011, 10:57:10 PM »

I checked out the song (it's a habit, I just can't help it) and destroyed my morning joy.... it screwed my ears.....

(such a big lie, I'm hip hopping hard now

)

Chino · « **Reply #3125 on:** November 15, 2011, 10:21:56 AM »

Quote from: Chino on October 27, 2011, 08:35:09 AM

"Ugh so tired of this bullshit lately "
" Work till 430 "
" Forgetting the bullshit, with my bitch Miss Jodi "
" Work till 430 "
" Why won't u just let me be happy for once in my life "
"Work till 430 "
" Why do you do this to me "
" Work till 430"
" iLy kg ♥ "

Makes me want to puke. The girl's boyfriend doesn't even has a facebook. That means every post is a desperate plea for attention and to inform everyone that she is a victim.

That was on October 27th...

Emily xxxxx went from being "in a relationship" to "engaged."

LikeUnlike · · 12 hours ago.

LieLowTheWantedMan · « **Reply #3126 on:** November 15, 2011, 11:47:38 AM »

"juggulo definition : clown that works for the carnival of carnage, generaly dont give a fuck wut pple think about them, they are the thing nightmares are made of, and most of all They are my family"

Ravenheart · « **Reply #3127 on:** November 18, 2011, 06:52:51 PM »

My friend (acquaintance) just posted this as her status:

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Okay, I apologize ahead of time to the Twatlight loving friends on my FB, but seriously, people need to get a life. No craptastic movie about some girl getting knocked up by a vampire is worth fangirling over.

Oh, and for the record, the plotline for the movies blows big balls. The only reason people go to see the movies is to get some fanciful bullshit idea about love which historically wouldn't be this way (if you even know anything historically about vampires and werewolves...which I highly doubt).

To me, it's just like....why. What are people even trying to say when they post stuff like this? What's the point? Does she honestly think she's being intelligent in her post, let alone her word choice?

Then again, she's an insecure, irrational, mentally unstable, hypocritical liar, so maybe I'm just wasting my time.

This is what happens when I have nothing better to do on a Friday night.

ACID_FOX · « **Reply #3128 on:** November 21, 2011, 07:37:39 PM »

"if you even know anything historically about vampires and werewolves...which I highly doubt"

Implying Vampires and Werewolves are real.

TioJorge · « **Reply #3129 on:** November 21, 2011, 08:02:34 PM »

Quote from: ACID_FOX on November 21, 2011, 07:37:39 PM

"if you even know anything historically about vampires and werewolves...which I highly doubt"

Implying Vampires and Werewolves are real.

I would LOVE to see the rest of that conversation before the aforementioned god-like statement.

Orbert · « **Reply #3130 on:** November 21, 2011, 08:52:12 PM »

Quote from: ACID_FOX on November 21, 2011, 07:37:39 PM

"if you even know anything historically about vampires and werewolves...which I highly doubt"

Implying Vampires and Werewolves are real.

Not necessarily. There is a lot of established lore concerning the enmity between vampires and werewolves, and their somewhat shared origins. I know, "historically" normally implies actual history, but without knowing any more about what was said, it seems possible that they meant "accoding to lore".

ACID_FOX · « **Reply #3131 on:** November 21, 2011, 11:09:46 PM »

Yeah but that's like saying Orcs have to be green or Dwarves have to have Scottish accents. There are no fixed rules when it comes to what are essentially glorified fairy tales.

TioJorge · « **Reply #3132 on:** November 21, 2011, 11:14:52 PM »

Yeah okay but Teen Wolf

ACID_FOX · « **Reply #3133 on:** November 21, 2011, 11:30:31 PM »

gud film

Gadough · « **Reply #3134 on:** November 25, 2011, 10:53:41 AM »

Guy #1: *Posts a picture of him getting pulled over by the cops.*

Girl #1: wat was u doin

Guy #2: Damn Boi u must was loaded

Girl #1: dejuan early n dha mornin boy shut up----»boii u foolish

Guy #1: Lol naw just speeding y'all kno ion neva do tha speed limit

Girl #1: i fiqured dhat...bhut yhu kno da slow man above me always sayin sum crazy shyt

Guy #2: I Dnt kno who n da hell u cllin slow but u need to stay n ur place Dnt put name on shit u gt to say - dumb hoes

Girl #1: lmqdao----»ive neva been ah dumb hoe...didnt mean tu offend yhu by any means but hey if dha converse fit rock it like an all-star...wait til i see u..have it on ya mind---»bow

Guy #2: Didn't gt offened but just u did just I want smoke for I can have it on my mind all dis ova a pic - dis sum bullshit

Girl #1: nawl i dnt wanna hear dhat shyt dejuan...knowin damn well u want me...i wasnt ah dumb hoe whn u was tryin tu qet me now was i...lol..haha...bye boii

Guy #2: Lol huh u liked it

Girl #1: wat was der fah me to like

Guy #2: Think bout it

Girl #1: aint shyt tu think about

Girl #2: Dejuan I know u not on here disrespecting any female? If u can't say anything nice then don't anything better yet u can delete yr Fbook page.

Guy #1: lol dnt embarrass him like that he was just caught up in tha moment....i hope

Girl #1: its ohkaee..

Guy #1: yes ma'am he was prolly just caught in tha moment and 1 comment led to anuda

Girl #2: Still was uncalled for

Girl #1: i promise u its ohkaee

.............

Ok. A couple things. First, and most importantly - guy #2 jokingly prodded guy #1, like guys often do. He obviously didn't mean it to be offensive; he was just joking. But then girl #1 goes off on him, calling him foolish and implying that he's retarded. Then he defends himself, and HE'S in the wrong? He's "disrespecting a female"? So this girl can throw insults around stick her noise where it doesn't belong, and he can't say anything, just because she's a girl and he's a guy? Fuck that noise. That's not right.

Second - what the fuck is lmqdao? Anyone?

Implode · « **Reply #3135 on:** November 25, 2011, 11:20:19 AM »

I trying really hard to understand how that type of typing comes about. It's almost to the point of being a completely new language. Is it common enough to where people are typing like that as quickly as I'm typing right now, or do they stop to think of ways to condense words like "another" to "anuda"?

But then there are other words that don't make phonetic sense like when Girl #1 adds h's after the first consonant in words like "dha", "dhat", "yhu", and "bhut". Heck even in that last one, she added an unnecessary letter. I'd love to know what process the brain goes through when writing this.

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #3136 on:** November 25, 2011, 11:21:21 AM »

Quote from: Implode on November 25, 2011, 11:20:19 AM

I trying really hard to understand how that type of typing comes about. It's almost to the point of being a completely new language. Is it common enough to where people are typing like that as quickly as I'm typing right now, or do they stop to think of ways to condense words like "another" to "anuda"?

But then there are other words that don't make phonetic sense like when Girl #1 adds h's after the first consonant in words like "dha", "dhat", "yhu", and "bhut". Heck even in that last one, she added an unnecessary letter. I'd love to know what process the brain goes through when writing this.

They're illiterate.

Implode · « **Reply #3137 on:** November 25, 2011, 11:22:50 AM »

But they're not. That's the amazing part. If they're reading and writing on Facebook, they aren't illiterate.

Gadough · « **Reply #3138 on:** November 25, 2011, 11:23:58 AM »

At the risk of sounding racist, that's just how black people talk. (Not all black people, obviously, just some). I honestly think it's second nature to them. They grow up talking like this, so they probably don't even have to think about it. To them, it's completely normal.

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #3139 on:** November 25, 2011, 11:27:12 AM »

Sounds reasonable.

However, how would you explain the many crackers who type like that?

Gadough · « **Reply #3140 on:** November 25, 2011, 11:29:49 AM »

lol

I dunno, mayne. I dunno.

Nekov · « **Reply #3141 on:** November 25, 2011, 01:20:40 PM »

I read the first 4 lines and couldn't go on. WTF is wrong with people?

chknptpie · « **Reply #3142 on:** November 30, 2011, 11:28:35 AM »

Amanda
Today I kept the kids home so i could play with them till i have to go to work.

Jackie
Great idea !! I do that from time to time :-)

Amanda
We shoukd get awards

Connie
You guys have fun!!!

Orbert · « **Reply #3143 on:** November 30, 2011, 12:01:17 PM »

What does Amanda do with the kids when it's time to go to work? Leave them home alone?

She is a terrible mother and shoukd get an award!

chknptpie · « **Reply #3144 on:** November 30, 2011, 01:44:40 PM »

I have no idea what she does with her kids... or how many kids she even has!

Orbert · « **Reply #3145 on:** November 30, 2011, 02:03:24 PM »

I'll bet she has hundreds, all of them illegitimate. And she keeps them home to play with them like a cat plays with its prey! Then she goes to work and leaves them to fend for themselves, like the kids in Lord of the Flies. I know I'm old-fashioned, but I just think that's wrong.

JRundquist · « **Reply #3146 on:** November 30, 2011, 02:34:06 PM »

One of my favorite statues of the last few weeks:

"I'm not allowed to watch 16 and Pregnant or Teen Mom. My mom thinks it will make me want to get pregnant. Gay!"

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

chknptpie · « **Reply #3147 on:** November 30, 2011, 02:46:02 PM »

Quote from: Orbert on November 30, 2011, 02:03:24 PM

I'll bet she has hundreds, all of them illegitimate. And she keeps them home to play with them like a cat plays with its prey! Then she goes to work and leaves them to fend for themselves, like the kids in Lord of the Flies. I know I'm old-fashioned, but I just think that's wrong.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #3148 on:** December 01, 2011, 07:22:17 AM »

What really irritates the shit out of me is when people put extra letters on the end of words where it isn't even sensible, much les necessary. Case in point:

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Why do I have to get up so darn early! Wish I could just lay in bed with my babe and sleeppppppp for a change.

So not only do we have a question punctuated by an exclamation point, we have 7 p's on the end of the word sleep. I could see adding extra e's to emphasis that you'd REALLY like to sleep some more. but more p's? People do this all the time and it drives me nuts. And there's rarely any pattern to it. It's never like the last word in the post or something. It's a random word somewhere in the post with lots of the last letter, even if the last letter is silent. Like "whereeee" or something. What the fuck?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3149 on:** December 01, 2011, 07:27:35 AM »

Oh Shit Coz. I do that sometimes.

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Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 306648 times)