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« Reply #6860 on: April 28, 2011, 01:54:52 PM »
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Re: Man... So jealous.
« Reply #6861 on: April 28, 2011, 02:39:28 PM »
Alright guys, new pic. Also: How much fun does this look?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6862 on: April 28, 2011, 02:41:01 PM »
The urinals at Fukushima

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Re: Man... So jealous.
« Reply #6863 on: April 28, 2011, 02:47:54 PM »
Alright guys, new pic. Also: How much fun does this look?



JUST DON'T FINGER PAINT!!!

BTW LHK.  You ever see History Of The Wold, Part 1, the caveman critic who pees on the rock art?! :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: That... Uh... That mighty actually explain a lot.
« Reply #6864 on: April 28, 2011, 03:10:03 PM »
BTW LHK.  You ever see History Of The Wold, Part 1, the caveman critic who pees on the rock art?! :lol

My parents' first date was to see Young Frankenstein, so I'm pretty indebted to Mel Brooks. Of course I've seen HOTWP1.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6865 on: April 28, 2011, 03:25:08 PM »
"What the fuck? Why is a little plus sign showing up on mine?!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6866 on: April 28, 2011, 03:38:12 PM »
"What the fuck? Why is a little plus sign showing up on mine?!"
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« Reply #6867 on: April 28, 2011, 03:46:06 PM »
Alright guys, new pic. Also: How much fun does this look?



Joe was here.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6868 on: April 28, 2011, 03:48:56 PM »
So a midget walks up to one guy, gets on a stool, grabs his dick, and says,"give me your wallet or I jump."

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« Reply #6869 on: April 28, 2011, 03:57:58 PM »
Alright guys, new pic. Also: How much fun does this look?



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« Last Edit: April 28, 2011, 08:06:55 PM by kingshmegland »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6870 on: April 28, 2011, 05:31:41 PM »
Nope. Dark orange is definitely not a healthy colour.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6871 on: April 28, 2011, 06:07:51 PM »
LHK on a roll!!!

Some might call it...

...an egg roll.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6872 on: April 28, 2011, 06:08:56 PM »


Trust me, you really don't wanna know what happens when you use the commodes.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6873 on: April 28, 2011, 06:30:56 PM »



Roger Dean really should have stuck to painting.

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Re: 'The round' is what I call my... Well, you get the point (Hiyo!)
« Reply #6874 on: April 28, 2011, 06:40:35 PM »
LHK on a roll!!!

Some might call it...

...an egg roll.

:lhk:

Dammit Bösk, I'm so tempted to give you the round for that.
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Re: Man... So jealous.
« Reply #6875 on: April 28, 2011, 06:53:15 PM »



"No, I too only have a "W" on mine..."

*Great if you know the reference*   :biggrin:
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6876 on: April 28, 2011, 08:08:47 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #6877 on: April 28, 2011, 08:10:04 PM »
Alright guys, new pic. Also: How much fun does this look?



Infrared of camels attacking.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6878 on: April 29, 2011, 04:57:21 AM »
..bro code dude....bro code.....you're still too close.
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« Reply #6879 on: April 29, 2011, 08:19:07 AM »


Hugh Syme and his assistant get to work on the cover for the new Dream Theater album.

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« Reply #6880 on: April 29, 2011, 08:24:31 AM »
Alright guys, new pic. Also: How much fun does this look?



The real way the Berlin Wall came down.  F you David Hasselhoff!!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Man... So jealous.
« Reply #6881 on: April 29, 2011, 10:52:28 AM »
Alright guys, new pic. Also: How much fun does this look?



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Re: Seriously, you just squeezed by. Congrats.
« Reply #6882 on: April 29, 2011, 03:08:07 PM »
Well, looks like that picture was hosted just long enough. Some great choices, but I had to go with:

The urinals at Fukushima

Short, simple, and much like my favorite ointments, topical. A winner is you!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6883 on: May 01, 2011, 06:48:40 AM »
Hello? Picture please. :police:
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« Reply #6884 on: May 01, 2011, 01:13:14 PM »
Moving the game forward...
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6885 on: May 01, 2011, 01:15:23 PM »



So that's where my wife's blanket went!!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6886 on: May 01, 2011, 02:14:47 PM »
Knit 1, pearl 2, knit 1, pearl 2....

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6887 on: May 01, 2011, 02:28:17 PM »




Snitches get cross-stitches

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« Reply #6888 on: May 01, 2011, 02:33:55 PM »
Snitches get cross-stitches

I chuckled.

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« Reply #6889 on: May 01, 2011, 02:51:30 PM »
Moving the game forward...


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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6890 on: May 01, 2011, 04:32:21 PM »
Donovan McNabb in the offseason.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6891 on: May 01, 2011, 04:35:43 PM »
Guy on the right: "These fucking kids are out of control."
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
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« Reply #6892 on: May 01, 2011, 04:38:53 PM »
Moving the game forward...


So that's what Wyclef Jean has been doing these days.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6893 on: May 01, 2011, 05:12:10 PM »


I hate to make such a blanket statement, but "stitches before bitches" every time bro!

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« Reply #6894 on: May 02, 2011, 11:11:55 AM »
Picking a winner soon...
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi