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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7000 on: May 08, 2011, 04:45:04 AM »
Looking back, maybe it wasn't a good idea buying Baby New Years headphones.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7001 on: May 08, 2011, 06:53:19 AM »
Can ya hear me now?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7002 on: May 08, 2011, 07:42:58 AM »
Sadly his death meant that "Beats by Biggy" never hit the shelves. Luckily they didn't forget about Dre.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7003 on: May 08, 2011, 11:36:46 AM »
Can i please choose the next pic? I was on vacation when i won

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7004 on: May 08, 2011, 02:00:12 PM »
There were several great ones (props to LHK, Rumborak and Aramatheis) but I have to choose one:

Ray was oblivious to why everyone said he looked like a pussy.

DTVT, grats and up to you if you want Mizzl to post the pic.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7005 on: May 08, 2011, 02:01:05 PM »
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Xanthul - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
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mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
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Robwebster - 1
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7006 on: May 08, 2011, 03:54:09 PM »
If you already have one picked out Mizzl, go for it.  I'm in the middle of a grade-a-thon and I don't have one in mind already.
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7007 on: May 09, 2011, 06:35:45 AM »
I will post your picture for a Monday! DTVT can judge it in 24.
First a dog on someones head, and now this!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7008 on: May 09, 2011, 06:47:10 AM »
I will post your picture for a Monday! DTVT can judge it in 24.
First a dog on someones head, and now this!


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Re: Get it? 'Cause there's something weird on his... Aw, forget it.
« Reply #7009 on: May 09, 2011, 12:29:48 PM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7010 on: May 09, 2011, 12:33:57 PM »
"What? Do I have something in my face?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7011 on: May 09, 2011, 01:15:44 PM »



I love cat's but my allergies kill me so.....problem solved!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7012 on: May 09, 2011, 02:44:02 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7013 on: May 09, 2011, 02:54:28 PM »
I PM'ed you when you were online.  Not my fault you don't check PM's and other people want to keep the game moving.
     

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« Reply #7014 on: May 09, 2011, 04:42:49 PM »


It was the release of "I'm the Cat Man (Skippy Dippy Bo Ba Da Doo)" that made fans realize "Weird Al" Yankovic might be out of ideas.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7015 on: May 09, 2011, 05:17:31 PM »

The ones on my head and back are fine, it's the one in my pants you got to worry about. :eyebrows:

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7016 on: May 09, 2011, 06:43:35 PM »
Dammit I have a good one for this, too bad I'm judging.
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7017 on: May 09, 2011, 07:42:10 PM »


Sadly, the career of Pussy Galore took a tragic turn.....
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7018 on: May 09, 2011, 07:56:30 PM »



See, I can get pussy anywhere.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7019 on: May 09, 2011, 08:24:34 PM »


The final stages of untreated Cat Scratch Fever
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7020 on: May 10, 2011, 05:48:52 AM »

Breathe Right Nasal Strips. Their not just for sane people. Available at Walmart and other fine retailers.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7021 on: May 10, 2011, 07:01:40 AM »
Is that a cat on your head or are you just happy to see me?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7022 on: May 10, 2011, 07:03:24 AM »
Dr. Seuss' : Cat on the Hat

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Re: Wow, am I in a mood today
« Reply #7023 on: May 10, 2011, 10:28:52 AM »


Charles finally figured out that stuffed cats were cheaper to keep than real cats. Sadly, this picture was taken immediately after he'd finished drowning the 27 kittens he could no longer afford.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7024 on: May 10, 2011, 10:39:48 AM »
"Does this cat make my nose look bandaged?"
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Re: Off to see Rammstein soon!
« Reply #7025 on: May 10, 2011, 11:55:56 AM »


Crazy Al's Cat Taxidermy: I love stuffing pussies!
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7026 on: May 10, 2011, 11:59:47 AM »
Now where did I park my car?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7027 on: May 10, 2011, 12:03:45 PM »
"The band aid? Oh I've got cat scratch fever".
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7028 on: May 10, 2011, 12:38:49 PM »
Double win for LHK, first and second place:

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Crazy Al's Cat Taxidermy: I love stuffing pussies!

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Re: I always say that. Every day is exactly the same.
« Reply #7029 on: May 10, 2011, 02:01:00 PM »
Double win for LHK, first and second place:

Thanks, but I'll just chalk up one more on the ol' standings. Pic will be up soon-ishly.



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El Barto - 6
Durg - 6
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ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Xanthul - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
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Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1


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Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 21
Zydar - 19
Lonestar - 16
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
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contest_sanity - 8
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Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: I know, I didn't give you a whole lot here
« Reply #7030 on: May 10, 2011, 02:13:37 PM »
I don't know if this has been done. If it has, let me know. Otherwise, do your worst:

HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7031 on: May 10, 2011, 02:15:27 PM »
Japan found creative ways of using the corpses after the tsunami

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Re: I know, I didn't give you a whole lot here
« Reply #7032 on: May 10, 2011, 02:18:24 PM »
I don't know if this has been done. If it has, let me know. Otherwise, do your worst:



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Re: I know, I didn't give you a whole lot here
« Reply #7033 on: May 10, 2011, 02:32:09 PM »
I don't know if this has been done. If it has, let me know. Otherwise, do your worst:



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Re: I know, I didn't give you a whole lot here
« Reply #7034 on: May 10, 2011, 02:32:31 PM »
I don't know if this has been done. If it has, let me know. Otherwise, do your worst:



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