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Title: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 29, 2009, 08:33:41 AM
Ok, hears how it works. I post this image and you caption it. Then a winner is chosen, and the winner posts the next picture
After that it goes like this...

1.  Pick a winner in 24 hours.

2. You can make a total of 5 captions per picture. Any captions after 5 will not count, so pay attention judges.

3. Never explain your caption!

4. NEVER bitch or complain your caption was not chosen as the winner. This will result in a one win penalty deduction

I will try and keep standings of the leaders. Please feel  free to help out in updating. It is appreciated.

7 wins puts you in the Random Caption hall of fame!

Thank you for your cooperation. :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on September 29, 2009, 08:59:33 AM
Ok, hears how it works. I post this image and you caption it. In 24 hours I pick a winner and they post the next picture. Then they will pick a winner in 24 hours.
You can make a total of 5 captions per picture.
I will try and keep standings of the leaders.
Good luck and here is the inaugural picture.
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/65/179423264_a73098ea11.jpg)
Hey, she's the perfect size for my new leg.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cthrubuoy on September 29, 2009, 09:07:59 AM
After a couple of hard years, and a mid life crisis... John Petrucci finally found the inspiration for the EP artwork he was looking for.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: millahh on September 29, 2009, 09:13:17 AM
It's been a rough past few years for Billy Corgan.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: sonatafanica on September 29, 2009, 09:18:12 AM
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/65/179423264_a73098ea11.jpg)

It was in that moment that JP realized what he wanted to be when he grew up.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on September 29, 2009, 09:18:19 AM
https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=900.0
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on September 29, 2009, 09:31:54 AM
https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=900.0
That thread is a favorite of mine but its not a competition. I have made the most posts in it.This one is a game and each win will bring you closer to a captioning legend. This board has some of the best captioners I've seen so I figure with standings it will be more interesting.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on September 29, 2009, 09:40:05 AM
in that case:

(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/65/179423264_a73098ea11.jpg)

slipknot always finds new ways to shock the audience. it's why they are the greatest heavy metal band in the world.

also,
 

i alwaaaaays feeel like somebody's waaaatchin meeeeeeeeeee'
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Cool Chris on September 29, 2009, 09:58:30 AM
1) Bozo ultimately gave up his dreams of being a rock guitarist as he knew other players would have a leg up on him.

2) Play Freebird!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on September 29, 2009, 11:03:37 AM
This was the FBI's latest attempt to capture the terrorist mastermind known only as 'Mr. Snuggies'.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: rumborak on September 29, 2009, 11:11:32 AM
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/65/179423264_a73098ea11.jpg)

"A small peek into the world in which Macy's Parade balloons live. As you can see, even in their world some small entertainment is appreciated."

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on September 29, 2009, 11:17:35 AM
Ok, hears how it works. I post this image and you caption it. In 24 hours I pick a winner and they post the next picture. Then they will pick a winner in 24 hours.
You can make a total of 5 captions per picture.
I will try and keep standings of the leaders.
Good luck and here is the inaugural picture.
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/65/179423264_a73098ea11.jpg)

This is the moment Cosmo Kramer's fear of clowns started.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: icysk8r on September 29, 2009, 11:55:42 AM

(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/65/179423264_a73098ea11.jpg)


What's the matter kid, don't you like clowns?  Don't we make ya laugh, aren't we fuckin' funny?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: jingle.boy on September 29, 2009, 01:15:30 PM
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/65/179423264_a73098ea11.jpg)

Proof Ned Beatty truly was scarred for life from his role as Bobby in Deliverance. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: rumborak on September 29, 2009, 03:21:55 PM
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/65/179423264_a73098ea11.jpg)

"Daddy?!"




rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on September 29, 2009, 03:22:43 PM
Bitch stole my guitar...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on September 29, 2009, 03:36:48 PM
Ok, hears how it works. I post this image and you caption it. In 24 hours I pick a winner and they post the next picture. Then they will pick a winner in 24 hours.
You can make a total of 5 captions per picture.
I will try and keep standings of the leaders.
Good luck and here is the inaugural picture.
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/65/179423264_a73098ea11.jpg)

What a clown.  Look how he's playing that C chord.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on September 29, 2009, 03:42:19 PM
I...want...my...clothes...back...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: rumborak on September 29, 2009, 03:45:42 PM
Ok, hears how it works. I post this image and you caption it. In 24 hours I pick a winner and they post the next picture. Then they will pick a winner in 24 hours.
You can make a total of 5 captions per picture.
I will try and keep standings of the leaders.
Good luck and here is the inaugural picture.
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/65/179423264_a73098ea11.jpg)

What a clown.  Look how he's playing that C chord.

Actually, looks like a G. The index finger is reaching too far over for it to be a C.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on September 29, 2009, 03:51:53 PM
Ok, hears how it works. I post this image and you caption it. In 24 hours I pick a winner and they post the next picture. Then they will pick a winner in 24 hours.
You can make a total of 5 captions per picture.
I will try and keep standings of the leaders.
Good luck and here is the inaugural picture.
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/65/179423264_a73098ea11.jpg)

What a clown.  Look how he's playing that C chord.

Actually, looks like a G. The index finger is reaching too far over for it to be a C.

rumborak


Rummy, your missing the joke. The baby is commenting on a clown plaiyng a chord wrong. Hell If that's any chord!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on September 29, 2009, 03:52:10 PM
They cancelled King of the Hill for this?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on September 30, 2009, 09:07:39 AM
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/65/179423264_a73098ea11.jpg)

"Daddy?!"




rumborak

It was a tough choice but this simple caption made me laugh. Your the first winner rumborak. :tup
Your turn to post a picture.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on September 30, 2009, 09:09:15 AM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts your in the hall of fame)

rumborak - 1
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: rumborak on September 30, 2009, 09:19:11 AM
Thank you! :D

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/caption3.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on September 30, 2009, 09:35:41 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/caption3.jpg)

"steven wilson really practiced what he preached after that traumatic incident."


"the new earth friendly audi - powered by the polar caps"

"four pin heads won't get you through the HOV lane"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: lonestar on September 30, 2009, 10:21:49 AM
That damn toilet paper is still stuck to my shoe!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on September 30, 2009, 10:53:05 AM
With the economic downturn, Carrot Top's had a hard time finding new props.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on September 30, 2009, 11:30:27 AM
Thank you! :D

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/caption3.jpg)


Still to this day, Elmer Fudd's daughter is still trying to catch Bugs Bunny.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on September 30, 2009, 11:54:50 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/caption3.jpg)
Your right honey, we don't really need these but they were on sale 50% off. I just couldn't say no.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: sonatafanica on September 30, 2009, 02:09:31 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/caption3.jpg)

The difference between you and me, Archibold, is that you ask 'Why?' and I ask 'Why not?'
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on September 30, 2009, 02:11:48 PM
"Seriously, I just finished a dimebag and I thought these were giant cheetos."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: millahh on September 30, 2009, 03:05:04 PM
She can handle four poles in the trunk at once???  DAMN!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cthrubuoy on October 01, 2009, 06:26:21 AM
I must protect this tree. It is my God given duty.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 01, 2009, 06:56:22 AM
"I'm marking my trunk as a 'no parking' zone."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 01, 2009, 07:53:30 AM
I don't have a caption, but WTF with that trunk?  Where's the door?  Why is there diamond grating inside?  Anybody know what's up?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on October 01, 2009, 07:57:23 AM
"Mr. Fusion, my ass."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: rumborak on October 01, 2009, 09:08:01 AM
She can handle four poles in the trunk at once???  DAMN!

Loved that one, declared as winner :lol

Millahh, next picture!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 01, 2009, 10:02:32 AM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts your in the hall of fame)

rumborak - 1
millahh - 1

Try and pm the winners when you judge so they know they won.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 01, 2009, 10:03:13 AM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts your in the hall of fame)

rumborak - 1
millahh - 1

Try and pm the winners when you judge so they know they won.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: rumborak on October 01, 2009, 10:06:14 AM
Millahh knows, he's looking for a picture as we speak.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: rumborak on October 01, 2009, 10:09:47 AM
Submission from millahh (he can't access picture hosts from his computer):

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/TheHorror.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 01, 2009, 10:18:53 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/TheHorror.jpg)



"listen asshole, you grab me one more time and i'm calling the green monster!"

"ballz of fury"

"objects may appear scarier than they are"

"the umpire will have to do a private review, he only counted one ball"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on October 01, 2009, 10:23:04 AM
My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.

Well, there goes your social life.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 01, 2009, 10:49:31 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/TheHorror.jpg)
Leonard's fear of Seagulls was greatly effecting his play on the field.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 01, 2009, 11:03:43 AM
With his therapist's advice,  Ray Chapman Jr. confronts his demons. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 01, 2009, 11:08:39 AM
Submission from millahh (he can't access picture hosts from his computer):

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/TheHorror.jpg)

He was so afraid, he shit a baseball!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Cool Chris on October 01, 2009, 11:10:03 AM
Coach had no choice but to cut Jones from the team once he started avoiding balls like he was Rosie O’Donnell. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: rumborak on October 01, 2009, 11:21:45 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/TheHorror.jpg)

"Usually always a crowd pleaser, this time's random Michael Jackson impression on the field cost him a precious point."

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 01, 2009, 02:24:35 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/TheHorror.jpg)
After watching the movie Chicken Little, Bill was never the same.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 01, 2009, 02:28:42 PM
Meet the killer rabbits understudy: the killer baseball.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: rumborak on October 01, 2009, 03:33:36 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/TheHorror.jpg)

"Sorry, SORRY, how could I know she was your sister?!! Nice butt though...."

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: sonatafanica on October 01, 2009, 03:38:56 PM

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/TheHorror.jpg)

While some believe that the invention of the 'shadowless baseball' could lead to more interesting gameplay, some fear it could bweak their wittew nosie.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 01, 2009, 04:44:41 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/TheHorror.jpg)
When I snap my fingers you will wake in the middle of a baseball field filled with 50,000 people laughing at you. They are laughing because you think your being attacked by a legion of pigeons looking to crap all over you.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 01, 2009, 11:59:52 PM
"I'm afraid to look, guys! How large was that kidney stone?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: lonestar on October 02, 2009, 01:24:36 AM
MOMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 02, 2009, 06:05:48 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/TheHorror.jpg)

First rule of engineering, first build a small concept model for the death star, then scale up.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 02, 2009, 06:20:17 AM
He will never be open again.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: rumborak on October 02, 2009, 08:42:05 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/TheHorror.jpg)

INVISIBLE BED



rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: millahh on October 02, 2009, 08:45:56 AM
In a photo finish between these four:

First rule of engineering, first build a small concept model for the death star, then scale up.

"I'm afraid to look, guys! How large was that kidney stone?"

"Sorry, SORRY, how could I know she was your sister?!! Nice butt though...."

With his therapist's advice,  Ray Chapman Jr. confronts his demons. 

...i'm gonna have to give it to El Barto.  I had to look it up, but it was worth it.

Your turn, Barto.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 02, 2009, 08:56:09 AM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts your in the hall of fame)

rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
El Barto - 1

Try and pm the winners when you judge so they know they won.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 02, 2009, 09:17:28 AM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/wtf_pics-fireman.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 02, 2009, 09:19:48 AM
Setting aside years of animosity,  Pink Floyd reunites for it's first studio album in 25 years. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 02, 2009, 10:10:57 AM

(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/wtf_pics-fireman.jpg)

"sure mad max was a great movie, but no one predicted the obesity epidemic."

"players from detroit lions celebrated the win the only way they remembered how"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 02, 2009, 10:16:02 AM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/wtf_pics-fireman.jpg)

"WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?!?!.................................. those shoes don't go with that helmet."

"With great confusion, Bill slowly retraces his steps from the previous night to see where he left his pants"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: rumborak on October 02, 2009, 10:19:45 AM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/wtf_pics-fireman.jpg)

"After the violent coup d'etat, the public outcry of "Finally we can live the way we want" was taken too literally by some".

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 02, 2009, 10:52:24 AM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/wtf_pics-fireman.jpg)
After Jim dropped the baseball costing his team a championship, his life took a sad turn for the worse.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 02, 2009, 11:06:12 AM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/wtf_pics-fireman.jpg)

This is how Bun E. Carlos rolls, bitches!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: lonestar on October 02, 2009, 11:20:47 AM
I'm not going to be able to top the Detroit Lion's one but here goes....

"As the last man on Earth, Jeb just didn't give a shit."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 02, 2009, 11:21:30 AM
"In an illegal opium den in southern China, a junkie imagined post-apocalyptic furry Wizard of Oz transvestitism, and Rule 34 took its course."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 02, 2009, 11:23:56 AM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/wtf_pics-fireman.jpg)

This guy dressed himself because no woman would put those clogs with the Blue helmet and the leppard skin bannana hammock. Oh my Eyes!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 02, 2009, 11:50:41 AM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/wtf_pics-fireman.jpg)
Milk, bread, eggs, and ....damn ! I knew I should have brought the list with me !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: millahh on October 02, 2009, 11:58:23 AM
Come on...feel my heat!  That's right, feel it, bitches!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: lonestar on October 02, 2009, 12:04:10 PM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/wtf_pics-fireman.jpg)
Fucking tequila!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 02, 2009, 12:39:37 PM
Flame on !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 02, 2009, 01:53:29 PM
"Concussion, what concussion?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cthrubuoy on October 03, 2009, 03:18:48 AM
"I've just realised I look really stupid. White socks again!"


"I only wanted to cook her a romantic meal..."


"Escaping from prison was the easy part, but John wanted to do it with style."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: rumborak on October 03, 2009, 09:19:06 AM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/wtf_pics-fireman.jpg)

Stop electing super-heroes democratically in Florida. This has to end.


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 03, 2009, 10:05:43 AM
And it's kingshmegland for the win.  Once I saw pictures of Bun E. Carlos (https://www.drummerworld.com/pics/drum/dpa4/BunECarlosport.jpg), it was just too perfect.  Plus, he actually seems like the sort of guy that might really roll like that.

Honorable mention to ZGF for the Lions reference. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 03, 2009, 12:37:31 PM



The Standings...
(7 wins puts your in the hall of fame)

rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
El Barto - 1
kingshmegland - 1

Try and pm the winners when you judge so they know they won.


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 03, 2009, 04:57:53 PM
Thanks El Barto!  Here's the new pick.  I will be back late from the Pats game so I will post the winner when I get home.

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/sofitel_toilet.jpg)[/img]
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 03, 2009, 04:58:22 PM
The only bathroom that builds confidence.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 03, 2009, 08:28:20 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/sofitel_toilet.jpg)
Damn, I knew I should have washed my socks first.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 03, 2009, 08:34:06 PM

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/sofitel_toilet.jpg)[/img]
Shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 03, 2009, 09:09:17 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/sofitel_toilet.jpg)

when they call it a bathroom, they really mean it with the golden showers installed.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: 73109 on October 04, 2009, 12:33:07 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/sofitel_toilet.jpg)
...And this is why Dave takes a piss every 10 minutes.


You know you want it.


Shit! I need to take my glasses off. Hold on. I still can't see it...Oh, OK, there you are little guy! You were hiding from me weren't you!?


I bet you guys didn't notice the toilets were shaped weird...why...because you were all focused on the chicks...you all have dirty minds. I am getting off this thread.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cthrubuoy on October 04, 2009, 04:05:56 AM
Don't think you need the picture for every caption...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 04, 2009, 05:06:41 AM
Don't think you need the picture for every caption...
Exactly, so I've removed all the extra ones.


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/sofitel_toilet.jpg)
"For some reason that Bill couldn't quite put his finger on, a familiar feeling of humiliation began to wash over him."


"Ready... aim... fire!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: lonestar on October 04, 2009, 02:34:24 PM
Hey, it's cold in here.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on October 04, 2009, 03:12:26 PM
Oh wow, the first time anyone except my dad sees my johnson!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Shadoshi on October 04, 2009, 03:17:52 PM
"I just can't... go... with someone watching."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on October 04, 2009, 03:19:30 PM
"Hey Jerry, see that chick there?
She's been watchin' me all night man. Like fixated dude. On my dick."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Shadoshi on October 04, 2009, 03:20:43 PM
"Hm... Is this the ladie's restroom?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 04, 2009, 05:18:44 PM
"The plastic surgeon said no one would notice!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 04, 2009, 05:38:58 PM
Well my favorite was the very first reply! Spit my coffee on my table this morning.

"The only bathroom that builds confidence".    Congrats Dark master of sin You get to pick next!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 04, 2009, 05:55:19 PM
Thank you! Here is the next pic:

(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/Iownall794/A.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 04, 2009, 06:17:45 PM
(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/Iownall794/A.jpg)

another sad case of the celebrity adopted children; Chin Mouse was spotted splitting time between hookers and dirtbags.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: 73109 on October 04, 2009, 06:27:15 PM
Rule # 277: Always protect your felow ho's.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 04, 2009, 06:52:35 PM
(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/Iownall794/A.jpg)

when you find a badly mangled hooker, be sure to challenge yourself to humiliate her.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 04, 2009, 07:01:43 PM



The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
El Barto - 1
kingshmegland - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1

Try and pm the winners when you judge so they know they won.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 04, 2009, 07:04:12 PM
(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/Iownall794/A.jpg)
The Mickey Mouse Club Is really struggling to recruit members in 2009.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Shadoshi on October 04, 2009, 08:23:57 PM
:lol tick wins this one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 04, 2009, 08:31:23 PM
We'll see.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 04, 2009, 08:41:59 PM
(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/Iownall794/A.jpg)

things got real ugly when courtney love claimed to own the disney theme music.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 04, 2009, 08:57:42 PM
(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/Iownall794/A.jpg)
Well, er, then you steal some cheese, Brie or Camembert, or Cheddar or Gouda, if you're on the harder stuff. You might go and see one of the blue cheese films... there's a big clock in the middle of the room, and about 12.50 you climb up it and then ...eventually, it strikes one... and you all run down.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 04, 2009, 09:01:50 PM
The time had finally come.  Karen, fed up with the endless stream of obnoxiousness, disguised herself as a mouse and set out to rid the world of Ann Coulter once and for all.  At last, the world can now rest.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cthrubuoy on October 05, 2009, 06:36:30 AM
It's not real fur, I swear!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 05, 2009, 08:08:13 AM
Thank you! Here is the next pic:

(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/Iownall794/A.jpg)

The worse figure skaters ever.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 05, 2009, 08:22:02 AM
(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/Iownall794/A.jpg)
Its kind of hard not to fear a woman pimp wearing black and white striped socks and rabbit ears.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 05, 2009, 08:53:07 AM
The time had finally come.  Karen, fed up with the endless stream of obnoxiousness, disguised herself as a mouse and set out to rid the world of Ann Coulter once and for all.  At last, the world can now rest.
Thank you! Here is the next pic:

(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/Iownall794/A.jpg)

The worse figure skaters ever.
(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/Iownall794/A.jpg)
The Mickey Mouse Club Is really struggling to recruit members in 2009.

The best three. Though i'm going to have to go with kingshmegland. That one made me laugh.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 05, 2009, 09:52:15 AM



The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshmegland - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
El Barto - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1

Try and pm the winners when you judge so they know they won.


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 05, 2009, 10:55:23 AM
Guys, I'm at work and don't have the time to get a picture.  Anybody help out here?  Thanks!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 05, 2009, 11:20:57 AM
Guys, I'm at work and don't have the time to get a picture.  Anybody help out here?  Thanks!
I can post a picture, or you can certainly wait till you get home. Its your choice King ?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 05, 2009, 11:27:21 AM
Guys, I'm at work and don't have the time to get a picture.  Anybody help out here?  Thanks!
I can post a picture, or you can certainly wait till you get home. Its your choice King ?
Tick, go right ahead. No problem at all!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 05, 2009, 11:36:11 AM
Guys, I'm at work and don't have the time to get a picture.  Anybody help out here?  Thanks!
I can post a picture, or you can certainly wait till you get home. Its your choice King ?
Tick, go right ahead. No problem at all!!
No problem. Coming right up ! :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 05, 2009, 11:39:30 AM
Ok, here is your next pic. King can judge it in 24 hours.
(https://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p448/tangdog/rafting.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Cool Chris on October 05, 2009, 11:46:50 AM
A teaser poster for the upcoming season of Survivor: Louisiana


County officials were forced to judge that, as she was sitting on a piece of cardboard and not in a car, Ellie-Mae was not in fact ‘Parked’ illegally.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 05, 2009, 11:54:33 AM
Forced to choose between her daughter and the contents of the refrigerator, Mary Beth made the only sensible decision she could. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 05, 2009, 11:59:25 AM
(https://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p448/tangdog/rafting.jpg)


jesus lost his touch.

we're not parking officer, we are just waiting for a friend.

welcome to Louisiana: crocs are after your beer, not you.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 05, 2009, 12:01:13 PM
Cletus and Brandine Spuckler make their way to the higher grounds of Shelbyville. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on October 05, 2009, 12:09:25 PM
Just at that moment James found out, in reality, he wasn't Jesus and therefore not able to walk on water. Which is why he decided to get drunk and drown himself, together with his wife.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 05, 2009, 12:14:24 PM
EDIT: oops
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on October 05, 2009, 12:23:40 PM
Dude, it's a different pic already.

"Dave and Janie had their 10th anniversary today and had planned to go to a motel, get drunk and fuck. Unfortunately, a severe flood killed people and left many homeless. However, this wouldn't stop them"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 05, 2009, 12:31:27 PM
You forgot my tampons, now get your ass back there and git um !

Yes dear.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 05, 2009, 12:44:35 PM
Dude, it's a different pic already.
Oh yeah, whole page I didn't see. Wtf though, that was never 24 hours! ???
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 05, 2009, 12:46:40 PM
(https://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p448/tangdog/rafting.jpg)
Jane made sure Bill truly regret leaving the bath running.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on October 05, 2009, 01:05:06 PM
(https://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p448/tangdog/rafting.jpg)
Marian punished her husband, who had recently come out of the closet, by evoking her demonic powers to cause a flood and forcing him to pull the raft while she was drinking beers.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: lonestar on October 05, 2009, 01:50:01 PM
"Dammit' Red, howdja forgit the speed!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on October 05, 2009, 02:03:47 PM
Hey, you lazy-ass son of a bitch, pull my raft!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on October 05, 2009, 02:17:02 PM
(https://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p448/tangdog/rafting.jpg)
You didn't want to call the plumber for that leak in our watersupply last weekend, now look what's happened. Happy now?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 05, 2009, 02:20:56 PM
Ok, here is your next pic. King can judge it in 24 hours.
(https://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p448/tangdog/rafting.jpg)

This is the way hillbilly's surf!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: millahh on October 05, 2009, 02:28:45 PM
A bit derivative, but:

"Cletus don't surf!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: 73109 on October 05, 2009, 05:50:34 PM
A teaser poster for the upcoming season of Survivor: Louisiana


County officials were forced to judge that, as she was sitting on a piece of cardboard and not in a car, Ellie-Mae was not in fact ‘Parked’ illegally.

I don't give a fuck. I haven't even read all the others and I know this better win.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 05, 2009, 07:08:16 PM
(https://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p448/tangdog/rafting.jpg)
White trash cruise.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 05, 2009, 08:44:53 PM
i am usually good with this thread but wow mizzl, stop posting.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 06, 2009, 07:04:31 AM
Ok, here is your next pic. King can judge it in 24 hours.
(https://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p448/tangdog/rafting.jpg)

This is the way hillbilly's surf!
Your the judge here King, you can't caption your own picture. :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 06, 2009, 07:12:43 AM
Quote
(https://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p448/tangdog/rafting.jpg)

"Bathtubs have right of way? Sorry sir"

"Luckily Suzy and Jim knew the most vital item to save was the beverages. Because God knows where else they'd get liquids in a flood disaster situation."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: millahh on October 06, 2009, 07:32:33 AM
Man, I hate it when it floods.  But wouldn't it be great if a chick came floating along on a door?  And wouldn't it be great if she brought BEER?  Not just any beer, but really great beer!  Keystone & Keystone Light...bottled beer taste from a can!  Say goodbye to "Bitter Beer Face!

(American fogeys should get this one)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 06, 2009, 07:49:43 AM
(https://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p448/tangdog/rafting.jpg)
John the baptist had a full slate of baptisms on his docket, while his selfish wife lived the good life, basking in the sun and drinking beer all day.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 06, 2009, 07:54:33 AM
Ok, here is your next pic. King can judge it in 24 hours.
(https://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p448/tangdog/rafting.jpg)

This is the way hillbilly's surf!
Your the judge here King, you can't caption your own picture. :biggrin:

What?! I can't vote for myself? ;D ;D  I couldn't hold back, it was too good of a line.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: rumborak on October 06, 2009, 08:03:16 AM
(https://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p448/tangdog/rafting.jpg)

"Despite the catastrophe, they still got a parking ticket there. They didn't count on the underwater traffic cops."


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 06, 2009, 08:54:14 AM
"Despite massive budget cuts, they are still moving forward on Waterworld 2"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: rumborak on October 06, 2009, 09:21:48 AM
(https://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p448/tangdog/rafting.jpg)

"Hmm, good catch today in all that flotsam. Not sure what I'll do with that chick, but I'm sure something'll come to mind once I'm through those Buds."


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 06, 2009, 09:46:47 AM
"Despite massive budget cuts, they are still moving forward on Waterworld 2"
I was trying think of a good Water World reference and couldn't think of one. That's good.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 06, 2009, 11:07:10 AM
"Despite massive budget cuts, they are still moving forward on Waterworld 2"
I was trying think of a good Water World reference and couldn't think of one. That's good.  :biggrin:

How about Waterworld II "Electric Waterloo". :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 06, 2009, 02:15:15 PM
This was a hard one but Blob knocked it out of the park with, "Bathtubs have right of way? Sorry sir".  Congrats Blob.  You pick next!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 06, 2009, 02:22:03 PM




The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshmegland - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
El Barto - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1
BlobVanDam - 1

Try and pm the winners when you judge so they know they won.



Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 06, 2009, 10:13:44 PM
:D I didn't expect to win. Sorry about the wait, but I wasn't around.

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/29ftobm.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Nic35 on October 06, 2009, 10:14:46 PM
:D I didn't expect to win. Sorry about the wait, but I wasn't around.

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/29ftobm.jpg)
GET INTO MAH CAR
LET'S GO FOR A DRIVE
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 06, 2009, 10:38:58 PM
OUT OF WORK
WILL MAME FOR FOOD
GOD BLESS
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: lonestar on October 07, 2009, 01:37:15 AM
Why am I not getting picked up???
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cthrubuoy on October 07, 2009, 01:53:29 AM
Prior to starting an intense workout schedule, John Petrucci found a safer way to get lifts
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 07, 2009, 06:12:57 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/29ftobm.jpg)
Heeeeres Johnny's brother
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 07, 2009, 06:21:24 AM
C'mon people, pleeeese ! If I'm late for work again mt boss is going kill me.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 07, 2009, 06:36:37 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/29ftobm.jpg)

"all prices cut for columbus weekend at your local honda dealer!"




"honk if you've got wood!"





"highway to hell? son of a bitch i knew i should have turned left on i-80"




"no one's going to pick me up with this lipstick, what was i thinking?"




"free benihana show anyone? anyone? bueler?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 07, 2009, 07:38:20 AM
:D I didn't expect to win. Sorry about the wait, but I wasn't around.

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/29ftobm.jpg)

Anton Chigurh is waiting to be picked up friendo.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 07, 2009, 08:12:31 AM
Great, I spent all this money on my Horrorcore concert tickets and now I'll probably miss the show. Oh fart !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on October 07, 2009, 08:29:47 AM
Great, I spent all this money on my Horrorcore concert tickets and now I'll probably miss the show. Oh fart !
Win.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 07, 2009, 08:41:28 AM
Damn, if I'm late for my date with Karla-Faye, I'll never get another chance.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: rumborak on October 07, 2009, 11:34:23 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/29ftobm.jpg)

"Blurry vision often occurs after heavy blood loss due to severed limbs."



rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 07, 2009, 11:34:43 AM
:D I didn't expect to win. Sorry about the wait, but I wasn't around.

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/29ftobm.jpg)

No, no.  Really, it's a crutch!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 07, 2009, 05:03:35 PM
"Seriously guys, it's just a beer opener..."


"He obviously just needs a ride to church"


"I guess i'll pick him up, can't be any worse than that blonde guy who tried to suck me off after blabbing on about some book"




Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Cool Chris on October 07, 2009, 05:18:48 PM
Overlook Hotel or Bust!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 07, 2009, 05:43:35 PM
:D I didn't expect to win. Sorry about the wait, but I wasn't around.

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/29ftobm.jpg)

Charles Manson's new cover album comming out on Halloween.  It's titled, "Still crazy after all these years".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 07, 2009, 08:07:51 PM
It seems Sweney Todd has upgraded weapons and has adopted prostitution.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ZachyDou on October 07, 2009, 08:12:31 PM
"highway to hell? son of a bitch, i knew i should have turned left on i-80"

This one actualy made me laugh
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 07, 2009, 08:16:49 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/29ftobm.jpg)

"all prices cut for columbus weekend at your local honda dealer!"




"honk if you've got wood!"





"highway to hell? son of a bitch i knew i should have turned left on i-80"




"no one's going to pick me up with this lipstick, what was i thinking?"




"free benihana show anyone? anyone? bueler?
:rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 08, 2009, 01:39:15 AM
Ok, I suppose I should choose a winner now. Been a bit over 24 hours. Tough call, but I'm going with zerogravityfat.
"highway to hell? son of a bitch i knew i should have turned left on i-80"
"no one's going to pick me up with this lipstick, what was i thinking?"
Both of these were win.

Dark Master was very close behind with his captions though, and an honourable mention to rumby's one too.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 08, 2009, 05:38:17 AM
sweet thanks, pic coming up.


(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/IMG00028.jpg)

Ovie knew what to do about his icy reception in new york.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 08, 2009, 06:01:21 AM
"Why are they taking pictures of me? In Soviet Russia we always drive zambonis in the street".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 08, 2009, 06:03:07 AM





The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshmegland - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
El Barto - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1
BlobVanDam - 1
zerogravityfat - 1

Try and pm the winners when you judge so they know they won.




Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 08, 2009, 07:51:56 AM
(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/IMG00028.jpg)

Ovie knew what to do about his icy reception in new york.
13 killed in horrific Zamboni accident.  Film at 11.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 08, 2009, 08:09:23 AM
sweet thanks, pic coming up.


(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/IMG00028.jpg)



Ovechkin's bumper sticker reads, "My other Zamboni is a piece of $h*t".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2009, 08:12:19 AM
(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/IMG00028.jpg)

When asked why Ovie responded, "Because it gets better gas mileage than my hummer, AND it gets better traction on the ice".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 08, 2009, 08:19:49 AM
sweet thanks, pic coming up.


(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/IMG00028.jpg)



You know Ovechin will ham it up when he parks his Zamboni.  Another top ten highlight on ESPN.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: rumborak on October 08, 2009, 08:50:25 AM
(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/IMG00028.jpg)

Frozone's appearances used to be less ... announced.


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Cool Chris on October 08, 2009, 09:21:19 AM
Double-Post
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 08, 2009, 10:03:08 AM

The new McHockey puck and cheese was creating quite a buzz.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Cool Chris on October 08, 2009, 10:06:30 AM
Thieved from a submission for the previous picture, but:

Get into mah car, let's go for a drive
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 08, 2009, 12:48:02 PM
(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/IMG00028.jpg)
Guy in Caps shirt - You best get that camera out my face bitch. Imma tell you again, I aint Kanye West.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: lonestar on October 08, 2009, 01:03:19 PM
Shit guys!  I just wanted to get a burger and some fries!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cthrubuoy on October 08, 2009, 01:19:09 PM
I have no idea what's going on, but if everyone is taking a picture, iz better get my iPhone out my bag.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on October 08, 2009, 01:19:48 PM
I have no idea what's going on, but if everyone is taking a picture, iz better get my iPhone out my bag.
Hahaha made me laugh  :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 08, 2009, 01:37:38 PM
(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/IMG00028.jpg)
America's Most Bizarre Police Chases, Vol. 3.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 08, 2009, 06:24:23 PM
"It semes the Canadians aren't quite used to our laws yet."


"Damnit, I think I took a wrong turn at rink three"


"Damnit...nowhere to park..."


"Hmmm, McDonalds or Subway?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cthrubuoy on October 09, 2009, 01:51:04 AM
Holy shit guys... It's a T-Mobile store!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 09, 2009, 05:43:14 AM
Ariich wins this one, though cthrubuoy gets special recognition for thinking outside the box.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cthrubuoy on October 09, 2009, 05:46:03 AM
:D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 09, 2009, 12:12:19 PM






The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshmegland - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
El Barto - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1
BlobVanDam - 1
zerogravityfat - 1
ariich - 1

Try and pm the winners when you judge so they know they won.





Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 09, 2009, 05:48:42 PM
Woohoo :biggrin:

Sorry about the delay chaps, was out at the Hammersmith PT gig :D

Anyway, you have 24 hours to caption this gem:

(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/5220_1026321676062_1765896899_51396.jpg)

Go!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 09, 2009, 06:35:48 PM
Woohoo :biggrin:

Sorry about the delay chaps, was out at the Hammersmith PT gig :D

Anyway, you have 24 hours to caption this gem:

(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/5220_1026321676062_1765896899_51396.jpg)

Go!

G.I. Joe and Cobra take some time off from the war to have a day at the beach.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: rumborak on October 09, 2009, 06:42:52 PM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/5220_1026321676062_1765896899_51396.jpg)

Skin Cancer : 0
Burka : 1

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 09, 2009, 07:07:49 PM
"mmm smell that fart"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Cool Chris on October 09, 2009, 08:54:08 PM
Much to the delight of Pac-Man, the Blue Ghost took some time off to enjoy the beach with friends.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 10, 2009, 06:51:09 AM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/5220_1026321676062_1765896899_51396.jpg)
Damn, I have been planning this fantasy for a year and I may have forgot the condoms. I guess maybe I was meant to stay a virgin. Looks like I bought this killer outfit for nothing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 10, 2009, 08:57:48 AM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/5220_1026321676062_1765896899_51396.jpg)

alright, cocoon check, slipping check, where is the chick with the wings? goddammit i hate these modern art pieces.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 10, 2009, 09:06:13 AM
"Guys, I think I've figured out which way the wind blows".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 10, 2009, 09:42:41 AM
Amy Lee lives out a childhood fantasy, when Behind the Music continues. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 10, 2009, 09:53:55 AM
I can't wait to see this in theaters. Smurfs the movie is a brilliant idea.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on October 10, 2009, 10:08:32 AM
"Guys, I think I've figured out which way the wind blows".
Made me laugh  :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 10, 2009, 12:31:28 PM
Woohoo :biggrin:

Sorry about the delay chaps, was out at the Hammersmith PT gig :D

Anyway, you have 24 hours to caption this gem:

(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/5220_1026321676062_1765896899_51396.jpg)

Go!

Porcupine Tree has gone too far!  Now they're making album covers just like Pink Floyd!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 10, 2009, 09:37:41 PM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/5220_1026321676062_1765896899_51396.jpg)
and people wonder why we haven't found Bin Laden yet.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 11, 2009, 02:41:07 AM
These are excellent guys, I knew the photo was so random that there were wouldn't be a HUGE number of captions, but the ones you provided have been absolutely top-notch! :lol Special note has to go to Rumborak, Cool Chris and ZGF for making me chuckle, but I'm afraid the winner which for some reason made me burst out laughing was:

"Guys, I think I've figured out which way the wind blows".
Congrats Zydar, 'tis your turn! :D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 11, 2009, 02:42:08 AM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshmegland - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
El Barto - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1
BlobVanDam - 1
zerogravityfat - 1
ariich - 1
Zydar - 1

Try and pm the winners when you judge so they know they won.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 11, 2009, 02:43:43 AM
haha alright! Let me just find a new pic.

(https://images.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures259.jpg)

GO!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 11, 2009, 03:15:05 AM
"In an unfortunate turn of events, the hospital staff photo day and the local wet T-shirt contest got double booked at the same time and location."

"Angry customers take their frustration at off-shore call center a bit too far"

"Suddenly the decision to set up a dog wash service on the roof didn't seem like such a good idea"

"New water restrictions lead to a strange new daily combined showering and clothes washing ritual"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 11, 2009, 03:24:48 AM
"Surprise!"

"The first annual group photo of the Aquaphobics Society"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 11, 2009, 06:43:13 AM
(https://images.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures259.jpg)
The annual Tsunami survivors day gathering was about to bear the brunt of a cruel joke. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: rumborak on October 11, 2009, 09:14:45 AM
(https://images.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures259.jpg)

Due to someone's really bad handwriting, "bridal shower" was read as "golden shower".


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 11, 2009, 09:23:36 AM
haha alright! Let me just find a new pic.

(https://images.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures259.jpg)

GO!

Boy Greenpeace is really lame now.  Next thing you know they'll attack Fur lovers with Pillows made out of foam.

The worse play ever done about the movie, Titanic.

The pranks went horribly wrong when they lined up the girls all in the front.  There's no fun in seeing guys with wet t-shirts :sad:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 11, 2009, 09:36:27 AM
(https://images.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures259.jpg)

hey have you seen that indian version of 'the office' where they do a tsunami drill?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: lonestar on October 11, 2009, 02:35:51 PM
Scheduling manager Bob was fired after booking class photos and the cleaning of the front steps at the same time.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 11, 2009, 03:45:48 PM
(https://images.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures259.jpg)
and thus the first Indians gone wild video was born.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 11, 2009, 03:58:07 PM
(https://images.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures259.jpg)

did you see that 'how i met your mother' episode with robin's canadian sexual euphemism, well get ready because i completely topped that one this weekend.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 12, 2009, 12:14:53 AM
Just a few more hours left and I'll be choosing the winner. There are some great ones posted so far.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 12, 2009, 03:11:01 AM
And the winner is tick for this caption:

The annual Tsunami survivors day gathering was about to bear the brunt of a cruel joke. 

The others were great too, but somehow I found that one to be the most lol worthy. Morbid? Yes. Funny? Yes.

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshmegland - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
El Barto - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1
BlobVanDam - 1
zerogravityfat - 1
ariich - 1
Zydar - 1
tick - 1

A PM will be sent to him, and he will post a new pic!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 12, 2009, 07:17:13 AM
Thanks Zydar.
This should inspire some good captions.
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/overthebridge1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cthrubuoy on October 12, 2009, 07:29:53 AM
Tim really regretted letting his wife drive home from the Supermarket.

(I'm from the UK, so this works... :P )
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 12, 2009, 07:34:11 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/overthebridge1.jpg)

dealing with nature freaks really drives bob up a wall.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 12, 2009, 07:36:49 AM
Thanks Zydar.
This should inspire some good captions.
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/overthebridge1.jpg)

The foliage always gets me too.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 12, 2009, 07:38:50 AM
"Nothing can stop Billy when nature calls."

"Now there's a nice tree for Christmas!".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 12, 2009, 08:54:51 AM
Now, put it in reverse and floor it.

DON'T DO IT MAN!  YOU'VE GOT SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 12, 2009, 09:01:55 AM
Thanks Zydar.
This should inspire some good captions.
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/overthebridge1.jpg)

Now this is extreme bungy jumping!

Superman, reverse the polarity on the Earth and save Jimmy Olson!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 12, 2009, 09:02:46 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/overthebridge1.jpg)

that's what happens when the transformers have a little too much to drink.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 12, 2009, 09:04:04 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/overthebridge1.jpg)

that's what happens when the transformers have a little too much to drink.

Classic Z!!!!!  It's like his head is over the toilet! :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Cool Chris on October 12, 2009, 09:32:03 AM
The beginning of a long day of mishaps for Sonny Bono on his ski trip.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 12, 2009, 02:14:05 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/overthebridge1.jpg)
"...Shit"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: lonestar on October 12, 2009, 02:39:54 PM
I'm not even going to try and top the Transformer line. :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 12, 2009, 05:19:11 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/overthebridge1.jpg)
(this one won't count cause I'm judging this round But I feel this one is necessary :biggrin:)

That's right Dark Master Of Sin, this is what we do with people who start threads like the one you just did ! Have a nice afterlife. DROP HIM ROY !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 12, 2009, 05:43:02 PM
 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Cracked me up irl. Thank you.  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 13, 2009, 05:46:31 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/overthebridge1.jpg)

that's what happens when the transformers have a little too much to drink.
This one outshined the rest. Your up Z Grav. :tup

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 13, 2009, 05:49:35 AM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

zerogravityfat - 2
kingshmegland - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
El Barto - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1
BlobVanDam - 1
ariich - 1
Zydar - 1
tick - 1

A PM has been sent.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 13, 2009, 05:54:14 AM
(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/bigsnake.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 13, 2009, 06:03:03 AM
"When these men were asked if they wanted to come and hold a guy's huge snake, this isn't quite what they were expecting"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Summers on October 13, 2009, 06:09:18 AM
edit: what the heck wrong thread
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 13, 2009, 06:17:50 AM
"Almost enough skin to make cute purses for an entire African village".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 13, 2009, 06:21:58 AM
(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/bigsnake.jpg)
Perhaps these men are trying to compensate for something ?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 13, 2009, 06:27:02 AM
(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/bigsnake.jpg)

the surprise party they threw for bob was slightly awkward when all they could feel was his left overs.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 13, 2009, 07:05:10 AM
(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/bigsnake.jpg)
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger, MUSHROOM MUSHROOM.
A big ol' snake - snake...snake, oh it's a snake.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on October 13, 2009, 07:14:53 AM
(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/bigsnake.jpg)

the surprise party they threw for bob was slightly awkward when all they could feel was his left overs.
Made me LOL  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 13, 2009, 08:14:30 AM
(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/bigsnake.jpg)

Jackass part 3.  Snake tug of war.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cthrubuoy on October 13, 2009, 09:50:05 AM
Finally a creature had been found that could be made into shoes for Ian Thorpe.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 13, 2009, 11:03:51 AM
(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/bigsnake.jpg)

John Holmes personal pet snake.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 13, 2009, 11:08:11 AM
(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/bigsnake.jpg)
The castration of Ron Jeremy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Cool Chris on October 13, 2009, 12:06:46 PM
The last time this many men handled something this bloated, scaly, and slimy was at Kim Kardashian’s 21st birthday party.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: lonestar on October 13, 2009, 12:20:20 PM
About time somebody sympathised with my girlfriend.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on October 13, 2009, 12:33:18 PM
(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/bigsnake.jpg)
The castration of Ron Jeremy.
:lol :rollin :lol :rollin :lol :rollin :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 13, 2009, 02:21:30 PM
(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/bigsnake.jpg)
A group of tourists try their hand at Macy's Day Parade balloons.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 13, 2009, 02:23:32 PM
(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/bigsnake.jpg)

Look at the belly on that snake.  I bet he watches a lot of TV like me.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 14, 2009, 08:04:07 AM
Finally a creature had been found that could be made into shoes for Ian Thorpe.

This one cracked me up for the sake of randomness.

Go forth little grasshopper.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cthrubuoy on October 14, 2009, 08:13:17 AM
Awesome :D

Have fun!

(https://imgur.com/0eUxA.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: rumborak on October 14, 2009, 08:15:39 AM
(https://imgur.com/0eUxA.jpg)

"Stop doing that, it is udderly disgusting!"


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 14, 2009, 08:19:23 AM
"Police guns vs squirt guns"

"The NYPD is fighting the war against bad milkshakes".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 14, 2009, 08:30:29 AM
PO-LICE, FREEZE. DROP THE TIT NOW AND PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 14, 2009, 08:35:46 AM
(https://imgur.com/0eUxA.jpg)


it was only a matter of time until the republican tea parties were going to demand it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 14, 2009, 08:39:21 AM
(https://imgur.com/0eUxA.jpg)

"Joe strikes back after police try to put an end to his unorthodox union ceremony"

"Police demonstrate their latest stealth weapon in a successful public display"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 14, 2009, 08:40:28 AM
"rule 34"

"the government really started to push those calcium shots down people's throats with the new found healthcare power"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 14, 2009, 08:42:22 AM
"it was only a matter of time until the terrorists got a hold of a mad cow bio-weapon."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 14, 2009, 08:51:52 AM
"rule 34"
:rollin

It's raining deep in New York City.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Nic35 on October 14, 2009, 11:57:11 AM
Awesome :D

Have fun!

(https://imgur.com/0eUxA.jpg)
I bet you can't cum like that
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: lonestar on October 14, 2009, 12:47:29 PM
Money Shot!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 14, 2009, 12:52:57 PM
they liquidated all their assets despite having a cash cow, no wonder the economy is suffering.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 14, 2009, 12:56:53 PM
Awesome :D

Have fun!

(https://imgur.com/0eUxA.jpg)
As the riot in Belgium gets out of control, the cow farmer takes protesting to a whole new level.

Oh wait.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 14, 2009, 01:57:03 PM
Awesome :D

Have fun!

(https://imgur.com/0eUxA.jpg)

The live action movie of South Park.  Watch out for those mad cows controled by aliens!

You should see my do that with my nipples.

This picture should have Leslie Nielson using the cows utters.  Naked gun 44 magnum.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cthrubuoy on October 15, 2009, 05:29:34 AM
Whoops. Declaring a winner 3 hours before I should be.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 15, 2009, 08:44:40 AM



The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

zerogravityfat - 2
kingshmegland - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
El Barto - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1
BlobVanDam - 1
ariich - 1
Zydar - 1
tick - 1
cthrubuoy - 1

always try to pm the winners.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 15, 2009, 08:46:17 AM
(https://imgur.com/0eUxA.jpg)
When Cows hit the Bulls eye.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cthrubuoy on October 15, 2009, 09:22:23 AM
"rule 34"


This one got me. A winrar is you.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 15, 2009, 09:36:53 AM
Sweet, I'm rolling now.

(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/1409914720_8fef471253_o-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 15, 2009, 09:40:35 AM
"Quargh"

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cthrubuoy on October 15, 2009, 09:52:50 AM
 :yarr
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 15, 2009, 10:00:09 AM




The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

zerogravityfat - 3
kingshmegland - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
El Barto - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1
BlobVanDam - 1
ariich - 1
Zydar - 1
tick - 1
cthrubuoy - 1

always try to pm the winners.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 15, 2009, 10:02:08 AM
(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/1409914720_8fef471253_o-1.jpg)
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your new team of U.N. Weapons inspectors.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 15, 2009, 10:47:08 AM
"You don't like our hats? Well quack you then!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2009, 11:02:07 AM
"Frank, it's fucking head-gear day, not stupid fanny pack day. Keep this up and you're out of the club."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 15, 2009, 11:21:47 AM
Sweet, I'm rolling now.

(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/1409914720_8fef471253_o-1.jpg)

I see that the Wall Street employees brought their toys with them today.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 15, 2009, 11:27:47 AM
Sweet, I'm rolling now.

(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/1409914720_8fef471253_o-1.jpg)

Michael Jackson sets up one more trap from beyond the grave.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 15, 2009, 12:41:56 PM
To combat declining sales, the Village People try a radical new approach.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cthrubuoy on October 15, 2009, 01:09:36 PM
Alf tried to keep bathtime as homey as possible after his wife threw him out on the street.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 15, 2009, 01:10:17 PM
(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/1409914720_8fef471253_o-1.jpg)
With the soaring unemployment rate, over 100 Ducks showed up to apply for the bath position with Ernie.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 15, 2009, 04:15:05 PM
(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/zerogravityfat/1409914720_8fef471253_o-1.jpg)
"Dammit, I knew I'd forget my hat."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 16, 2009, 08:24:03 AM
(https://images.yuku.com/image/png/ef43596c40e35ce8d96353881d0ddc5809c539e_t.png)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 16, 2009, 08:40:27 AM
24 hours now.

tick is the winnar with a very obscure reference that made everyone at work look at me funny.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 16, 2009, 08:51:47 AM
Thanks Z Grav. Try this one folks !
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/whiskey1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 16, 2009, 08:53:07 AM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

zerogravityfat - 3
kingshmegland - 2
tick - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
El Barto - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1
BlobVanDam - 1
ariich - 1
Zydar - 1
cthrubuoy - 1

always try to pm the winners.


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 16, 2009, 08:57:22 AM
IKEA's newest ergonomic chair. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 16, 2009, 09:01:33 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/whiskey1.jpg)



"when the scientists found the missing link in evolution, they decided that the humanity is better off with creationism."






"call your doctor if your erection lasts less than two seconds."



"bend over backwards - it's an idiom douche!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Cool Chris on October 16, 2009, 09:32:39 AM
The Bench-Crier makes a friend, Reclining Ricky.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 16, 2009, 10:39:30 AM
Here at the advertising firm of Zweig & Lohensteing, our Portfolio includes such distinguished companies as Audi, EDS, DeBeers, and MadDog 20-20.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 16, 2009, 10:50:45 AM
Thanks Z Grav. Try this one folks !
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/whiskey1.jpg)

Jackass 25, The Movie.  Steve O is still on drugs but was able to get Johny Knoxville on the, "The chair is not all their" joke.  Comming soon in 2020!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 16, 2009, 11:13:21 AM
"Steve's wife was right when she said he was a spineless drunk"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 16, 2009, 11:46:11 AM
if you wake up really early in the morning, you can get a chance to catch the llamas lifting the king of dtf.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 16, 2009, 01:58:30 PM
Thanks Z Grav. Try this one folks !
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/whiskey1.jpg)

Monday mornings suck.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: lonestar on October 16, 2009, 03:21:24 PM
All right Dr. Grissom, we've blocked off the scene, just let us subdue the perp before you begin.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cthrubuoy on October 16, 2009, 03:45:15 PM
Hey Eric, this tree just moved!

Eric!

...Eric?

ERIC!?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 16, 2009, 04:48:16 PM
But your luck runs OUT-A!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 17, 2009, 10:12:20 AM
"Steve's wife was right when she said he was a spineless drunk"
I have to go with this one. Take it away Zydar ! :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 17, 2009, 10:14:11 AM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

zerogravityfat - 3
kingshmegland - 2
tick - 2
Zydar - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
El Barto - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1
BlobVanDam - 1
ariich - 1
cthrubuoy - 1

always try to pm the winners.



Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 17, 2009, 12:09:43 PM
haha sorry, I've been away the whole day.

New pic!

(https://lh4.ggpht.com/_MFslwcqLKIE/SsfmDuCKeVI/AAAAAAAABVw/cTI5nMuk8Qg/funny-baby-costume.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 17, 2009, 12:15:47 PM
(https://lh4.ggpht.com/_MFslwcqLKIE/SsfmDuCKeVI/AAAAAAAABVw/cTI5nMuk8Qg/funny-baby-costume.jpg)

experience the taste of wood grilled seababies.

elmo's jig is up! now he must die.

cozy 1 bedroom pad in nyc, a must see!

with a name like maine lobstermen, the half time show was bound to suffer.

if you tolerate this, your children will beeeeeeeeee neeeeext!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on October 17, 2009, 12:25:48 PM
(https://lh4.ggpht.com/_MFslwcqLKIE/SsfmDuCKeVI/AAAAAAAABVw/cTI5nMuk8Qg/funny-baby-costume.jpg)
Some people just take the Tantalus myth too seriously. (for those who understand ;) )
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 17, 2009, 12:30:02 PM
The humane way to cook a lobster boy is a quick knife thrust behind the eyes before you plunge him into boiling water. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 17, 2009, 12:31:32 PM
He won't really be screaming.  It's just air escaping from his costume. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 17, 2009, 12:47:00 PM
Illegal aliens getting more creative everyday.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 17, 2009, 01:03:54 PM
"It seems like Sebastians kid is following in his foot steps, poor chef"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: lonestar on October 17, 2009, 03:24:40 PM
In a brutal act of sabotage, Bill ruins Eli's chances at winning Top Chef.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 17, 2009, 04:10:12 PM
haha sorry, I've been away the whole day.

New pic!

(https://lh4.ggpht.com/_MFslwcqLKIE/SsfmDuCKeVI/AAAAAAAABVw/cTI5nMuk8Qg/funny-baby-costume.jpg)

 Dr. Zoidberg's illegitimate son.

You know what they say, "Eat them while their bones are soft"!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 17, 2009, 05:25:55 PM
Sebastian is finally caught red-handed.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: rumborak on October 17, 2009, 05:31:09 PM
(https://lh4.ggpht.com/_MFslwcqLKIE/SsfmDuCKeVI/AAAAAAAABVw/cTI5nMuk8Qg/funny-baby-costume.jpg)

"PETA's final ad, before they got banned."

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 17, 2009, 09:32:38 PM
(https://lh4.ggpht.com/_MFslwcqLKIE/SsfmDuCKeVI/AAAAAAAABVw/cTI5nMuk8Qg/funny-baby-costume.jpg)
This is one Lobster you don't want to eat the Green shit inside.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 18, 2009, 10:42:58 AM
With about an hour left of this round, I've decided to announce the winning caption:

He won't really be screaming.  It's just air escaping from his costume. 

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

zerogravityfat - 3
kingshmegland - 2
tick - 2
Zydar - 2
El Barto - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1
BlobVanDam - 1
ariich - 1
cthrubuoy - 1

A PM have been sent to El Barto. :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 18, 2009, 11:04:11 AM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/wtf_pictures-party-family.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 18, 2009, 11:04:55 AM
"Billy's father gets ready to rock out with his cock out"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 18, 2009, 11:10:11 AM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/wtf_pictures-party-family.jpg)

keep your pants on old man, it's not the solo yet.

they knew there was something wrong with little jimmy when his dad took his clothes off and he got wood.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: 73109 on October 18, 2009, 11:11:45 AM
Well, if it isn't little Johnny! It's amazing he was able to get into world domination mode at such a yound age!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 18, 2009, 11:13:55 AM
This kid has a real future, people take there clothes off when he plays. That will come in handy some day.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 18, 2009, 11:17:34 AM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/wtf_pictures-party-family.jpg)
James Labrie learns at a young age that he can hit an F#.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: True Death of Life on October 18, 2009, 12:45:05 PM
 :rollin  :lol  :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 18, 2009, 02:58:01 PM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/wtf_pictures-party-family.jpg)
Billy knew at a very early age he wanted to be a death metal rocker...
"MOTHER ! IF YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER SHITTY HAIRCUT, I WILL CARVE YOUR HEART OUT OF YOUR CHEST WITH A BUTTER KNIFE AND FEED IT TO THE DOG, YOU WRENCHED BITCH !!!"
Mom - "Isn't he cute."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on October 18, 2009, 03:32:52 PM
Shelly should've known giving her son guitar lessons wasn't a good idea.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 18, 2009, 04:37:22 PM
LSD night was not as tasty as the spaghetti night, but it sure was fun.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 18, 2009, 05:13:41 PM
Dwight had his charm, even as a young child.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 18, 2009, 05:39:41 PM
"Dad, pull up your pants. Stop having sex with a Chicken !"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 18, 2009, 07:53:33 PM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/wtf_pictures-party-family.jpg)

keep your pants on old man, it's not the solo yet.

they knew there was something wrong with little jimmy when his dad took his clothes off and he got wood.

Jack Black kicked ass as a kid too!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 18, 2009, 09:10:40 PM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/wtf_pictures-party-family.jpg)
A scene from Rob Zombies new horror movie.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 19, 2009, 08:28:27 AM
If little Billy's music had this effect on his dad, just imagine what he and his guitar could do with the ladies in his teens.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 19, 2009, 08:43:37 AM
We will return to Captain Spaulding's Dance Party after these brief commercial messages.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 19, 2009, 10:03:43 AM
Swooping in at the last minute for the win:

If little Billy's music had this effect on his dad, just imagine what he and his guitar could do with the ladies in his teens.

Sending a PM.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 19, 2009, 10:13:12 AM
haha oh my :D

(https://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0907/cute-funny-animals-01_7RqQtWY3mrAI.jpg)

Go!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 19, 2009, 10:46:42 AM
"Please... don't make me angry... you won't like me when I'm angry..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 19, 2009, 10:57:48 AM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
kingshmegland - 2
tick - 2
El Barto - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1
BlobVanDam - 1
ariich - 1
cthrubuoy - 1

Zydar joins Z grav in the 3 win club. :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 19, 2009, 10:59:44 AM
(https://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0907/cute-funny-animals-01_7RqQtWY3mrAI.jpg)
They finally found the Cat Burglar hiding in the Henne's garage attic !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 19, 2009, 11:13:51 AM
I'm not warning you again.  Keep your grubby paws off my daughter.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 19, 2009, 11:15:03 AM
Did you fuck my wife ?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 19, 2009, 11:20:45 AM
haha oh my :D

(https://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0907/cute-funny-animals-01_7RqQtWY3mrAI.jpg)

Go!

You've got some catnip on your chest.  No, a little lower.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 19, 2009, 12:10:19 PM
This kid has a real future, people take there clothes off when he plays. That will come in handy some day.
Swooping in at the last minute for the win:

If little Billy's music had this effect on his dad, just imagine what he and his guitar could do with the ladies in his teens.

Sending a PM.

Just saying.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 19, 2009, 12:10:34 PM
japanese porn just gets more weird by the day.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 19, 2009, 12:13:00 PM
Why can't you be less cute!

or

Why does my wife love you more than me?!

or

See, fingers and pussys always go together. Sometimes the pussy objects though.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 19, 2009, 12:15:11 PM
This kid has a real future, people take there clothes off when he plays. That will come in handy some day.
Swooping in at the last minute for the win:

If little Billy's music had this effect on his dad, just imagine what he and his guitar could do with the ladies in his teens.

Sending a PM.

Just saying.
I had considered that.  I thought he phrased it slightly better (and grammatically correct).  Truth be told, there were actually 2 ideas that I thought were better, but they weren't phrased well, IMO. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 19, 2009, 02:18:28 PM
haha oh my :D

(https://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0907/cute-funny-animals-01_7RqQtWY3mrAI.jpg)

Go!

This gives a whole new meaning to kitty cornered. ;)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 19, 2009, 03:03:36 PM
(https://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0907/cute-funny-animals-01_7RqQtWY3mrAI.jpg)

no sir! this is not sparta, whatever you need i'll get.

5 dollar foot long?

pull my finger!

i has hangten?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Jamesman42 on October 19, 2009, 03:09:59 PM
(https://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0907/cute-funny-animals-01_7RqQtWY3mrAI.jpg)

Tonight.....YOU!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 20, 2009, 08:16:18 AM
This one had me laughing:

This gives a whole new meaning to kitty cornered. ;)

So congratulations kingshmegland, you join me and zerogravityfat in the 3 points lead.

A PM has been sent.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 20, 2009, 08:18:27 AM
This one had me laughing:

This gives a whole new meaning to kitty cornered. ;)

So congratulations kingshmegland, you join me and zerogravityfat in the 3 points lead.

A PM has been sent.

Thank you Zydar. I'm at work and have to go back to work. If anybody would like to put up a pick. I'd be ok with it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 20, 2009, 09:29:32 AM
Posting for King who is at work. King can judge the winner tomorrow.
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/n762911868_2315666_81511931.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 20, 2009, 09:30:55 AM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
kingshmegland - 3
tick - 2
El Barto - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1
BlobVanDam - 1
ariich - 1
cthrubuoy - 1

King gets win number 3 ! :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 20, 2009, 09:37:45 AM
Quick question on rules - If you didn't win, but you supply the picture for the winner (for whatever reason) are you aloud to do captions? Because, you have an unfair advantage having picked the picture. Just wondering.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 20, 2009, 09:48:58 AM
Quick question on rules - If you didn't win, but you supply the picture for the winner (for whatever reason) are you aloud to do captions? Because, you have an unfair advantage having picked the picture. Just wondering.
If you are asked to post a picture for someone who can not do it for a time period, you may caption the picture. Just find a picture and post it. I don't think its an unfair advantage. You may think you have a winner caption for the picture you post, but someone may blow you out of the water with there caption.

The only thing you really need to do is be fair when judging. Always pick the one that was the funniest to you.
Another rule is, never complain if your caption did not win, but you thought it was the best one.

Carry on.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 20, 2009, 09:56:37 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/n762911868_2315666_81511931.jpg)

"AND IIIIIIIIEEEEYIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE FOOOOOOODDDDDD"

"Great, I think Barry is mistaking the mic for an ice cream cone again. That's the third one this week"

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 20, 2009, 10:06:56 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/n762911868_2315666_81511931.jpg)
"Is constipation putting a cramp in your style ? Try new Ex lax extra strength formula and be yourself again."

"I SHOP AT GOOOOODWILL !!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: 73109 on October 20, 2009, 10:20:23 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/n762911868_2315666_81511931.jpg)

Wow, James Labrie turned black, got fat, and can still hit that F#.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 20, 2009, 10:50:32 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/n762911868_2315666_81511931.jpg)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY have a dream".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 20, 2009, 11:32:23 AM
Man I wish I could post on this pick. :D

BTW, thanks Tick.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 20, 2009, 01:26:57 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/n762911868_2315666_81511931.jpg)

raaaaisinsssss, hom hom.



listen! we know the balloon boy is in that thing somewhere, keep searching.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 20, 2009, 01:38:27 PM
"Trapped inside this octavariuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 20, 2009, 01:44:26 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/n762911868_2315666_81511931.jpg)
As he tries to eat the microphone, the 2008 World Eating Champion suddenly realises what a bad idea it was to eat the amplifier.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 20, 2009, 02:15:59 PM
Apetite for Destruction just took on a whole new meaning.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on October 20, 2009, 02:16:42 PM
"Trapped inside this octavariuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!"
Win.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 20, 2009, 09:25:23 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/n762911868_2315666_81511931.jpg)
"I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING A GREAT AUDIENCE ! I WANT TO EAT YOU ALL ! GOOD NIGHT !"

Farts and shits his pants, and ruins such a bitchen suit.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 21, 2009, 06:00:41 AM
*wild snorlax appears*

*Plays Pokemon Flute*

The beast has been awoken!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Nihil-Morari on October 21, 2009, 06:29:52 AM
DO NOT WANT!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on October 21, 2009, 06:36:15 AM
*wild snorlax appears*

*Plays Pokemon Flute*

The beast has been awoken!
Legendary win  :lol :rollin :lol :rollin :lol :rollin :rollin :lol :rollin :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 21, 2009, 11:06:01 AM
Apetite for Destruction just took on a whole new meaning.

This one made me laugh my @$$ off.  Congrats DMOS! Boy Axle has gone to hell.

I've sent a PM.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 21, 2009, 01:50:23 PM
(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/Iownall794/7.jpg)

Go!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: 73109 on October 21, 2009, 02:03:28 PM
I can't see the damn thing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on October 21, 2009, 02:04:04 PM
I can't see the damn thing.
This
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 21, 2009, 02:04:15 PM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
kingshmegland - 3
tick - 2
El Barto - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
BlobVanDam - 1
ariich - 1
cthrubuoy - 1

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 21, 2009, 02:05:36 PM
(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/Iownall794/7.jpg)

Go!
Dark master, is there any chance you might want to post a bigger pic ? This one is a bit rough to see. Its your call ?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 21, 2009, 02:07:16 PM
(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/Iownall794/7.jpg)

Go!
Dark master, is there any chance you might want to post a bigger pic ? This one is a bit rough to see. Its your call ?
was bigger when I updloaded it. Hold on. I'll repick.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 21, 2009, 02:08:02 PM
For the record, it's a man in a predator costume with an erection. My caption in mind was "This gives sexual predator a whole new meaning". Off to my database of pictures!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 21, 2009, 02:10:22 PM
For the record, it's a man in a predator costume with an erection. My caption in mind was "This gives sexual predator a whole new meaning". Off to my database of pictures!
Based on what I saw my caption was going to be... Tiffanys reunion tour.
Not sure you would get it, but that was my take.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 21, 2009, 02:12:20 PM
(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/Iownall794/7-1.jpg)

Better?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on October 21, 2009, 02:18:48 PM
Kiss in their younger years...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 21, 2009, 02:20:06 PM
(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/Iownall794/7-1.jpg)
As there audience had reached there teens, The Wiggles decided to update there image.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 21, 2009, 02:28:25 PM
Village People rejects:  The Cowboy, the Tough Guy, the Clown, the Playboy, and Keith Richards. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: 73109 on October 21, 2009, 02:29:55 PM
Wow, Keith Richards did do a lot of drugs...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 21, 2009, 02:37:31 PM
(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/Iownall794/7-1.jpg)

Better?

Wow!  The Bay City Rollers look like hell!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 21, 2009, 02:38:31 PM
Solid Gold recording artists, Eddie and the Wankers.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 21, 2009, 02:39:20 PM
(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/Iownall794/7-1.jpg)

Better?

Alright everybody, sing with me, "One of these things is not like the other"!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: antigoon on October 21, 2009, 02:40:28 PM
This picture, found at the bottom of one of John Petrucci's guitar cases, is rumored to be the inspiration for the concept behind Dream Theater's fabled, unreleased rock opera, Six Inches of Inner Turbulence.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 21, 2009, 02:58:00 PM
(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/Iownall794/7-1.jpg)

sure they had a green screen but even lucas just threw his hat and walked away from this one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 21, 2009, 03:04:57 PM
(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/Iownall794/7-1.jpg)
As time went on, the others began to wonder why they had Jimmy the Mime in their barbershop quintet.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 21, 2009, 03:11:23 PM

Dude who does the voice over for concerts - "SATURDAY JANUARY 24TH AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. THE SUPER GROUP YOU HAVE ONLY DREAMED ABOUT IS LIVE ! DEATH ALLEY BOYS !!! FEATURING AN ALL STAR LINEUP THAT INCLUDES JOHN STAMOS ! KEITH RICHARDS ! THE SINGER GUY FROM THE 80'S BAND AUTOGRAPH ! AND TWO OTHER GENERIC GUYS ! TICKETS ON SALE SATURDAY MORNING AT THE BOX OFFICE AND ALL TICKETMASTER OUTLETS !  
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Failtality on October 21, 2009, 03:14:43 PM
The many faces of Michael Jackson.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 21, 2009, 04:27:04 PM

Dude who does the voice over for concerts - "SATURDAY JANUARY 24TH AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. THE SUPER GROUP YOU HAVE ONLY DREAMED ABOUT IS LIVE ! DEATH ALLEY BOYS !!! FEATURING AN ALL STAR LINEUP THAT INCLUDES JOHN STAMOS ! KEITH RICHARDS ! THE SINGER GUY FROM THE 80'S BAND AUTOGRAPH ! AND TWO OTHER GENERIC GUYS ! TICKETS ON SALE SATURDAY MORNING AT THE BOX OFFICE AND ALL TICKETMASTER OUTLETS !  

The singer guy from Autograph. LOL.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 21, 2009, 04:35:21 PM
(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/Iownall794/7-1.jpg)

the past survivors were for pussies, this one is going to take the best of the best to get through.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 21, 2009, 07:04:49 PM
(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/Iownall794/7-1.jpg)

Better?

The look on the guys face in the blue tells me he's just been goosed.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 22, 2009, 04:10:33 PM
(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/Iownall794/7-1.jpg)
As time went on, the others began to wonder why they had Jimmy the Mime in their barbershop quintet.
winner winner chicken dinner. Pm sent.

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
kingshmegland - 3
tick - 2
El Barto - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
BlobVanDam - 1
ariich - 2
cthrubuoy - 1
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 23, 2009, 01:29:01 AM
Haha awesome :D

I'm on the train to work at the moment, but I'll try and find a new pic at lunch :)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 23, 2009, 06:28:59 AM
Haha awesome :D

I'm on the train to work at the moment, but I'll try and find a new pic at lunch :)

well hurry the hell up, some of us have work to do, bhahahahahahhaha ok i couldn't keep that up.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 23, 2009, 06:36:13 AM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/wtf_pictures-wacky-races.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 23, 2009, 06:38:34 AM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/wtf_pictures-wacky-races.jpg)

"the intelligence now suggests that iran has significant air power to deliver nuclear bombs."

"the flinstones claimed their undisputed world dominance with their newly founded air force."

"which one of you asshole engineers put the cockpit eject button and the cockpit shrink button next to each other? goddamit."

"the blue humans were no blue angels but they sure kept a tight formation."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Nihil-Morari on October 23, 2009, 06:41:10 AM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/wtf_pictures-wacky-races.jpg)
Usain Bolt used for clean kerosine alternative
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 23, 2009, 06:41:31 AM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/wtf_pictures-wacky-races.jpg)

"Severe cut backs in the Air Force's budget leads to creative new plane designs"

"Under the radar taken a bit too literally"

"This year's air show was somewhat lacking, but I can't quite put my finger on it......"

"Local primary school wins contract for new Air Force training sim technology"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Nihil-Morari on October 23, 2009, 06:45:17 AM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/wtf_pictures-wacky-races.jpg)

Governement plan to combine army training with prevention of obesitas needs more work.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 23, 2009, 07:00:20 AM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/wtf_pictures-wacky-races.jpg)
The film makers who are making in millions for there film Paranormal Activity, have decided to try again with an 11,000 remake of Top Gun.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 23, 2009, 07:02:11 AM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/wtf_pictures-wacky-races.jpg)

Ha! Mine is bigger than yours.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 23, 2009, 07:02:59 AM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/wtf_pictures-wacky-races.jpg)

The worse flight simulator ever!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cthrubuoy on October 23, 2009, 09:31:41 AM
"Yeh I know about Health and safety, but I think we look really stupid in these helmets dude..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 23, 2009, 09:34:19 AM
"You can be my wingman anytime".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Space Invader on October 23, 2009, 10:54:21 AM
"We ARE the Canadian Air Force. Fear Us."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: lonestar on October 23, 2009, 01:13:15 PM
"We ARE the Canadian Air Force. Fear Us."
Win.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 23, 2009, 04:05:25 PM
You are now free to jog around the country.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Cool Chris on October 23, 2009, 04:27:44 PM
In the event of a water landing your ass may be used as a flotation device.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 23, 2009, 04:34:50 PM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/wtf_pictures-wacky-races.jpg)

Boy, has Survivor run out of ideas for their challenges.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Nic35 on October 23, 2009, 04:38:15 PM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/wtf_pictures-wacky-races.jpg)
Pearl Harbour, watch your ass !!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 23, 2009, 06:44:50 PM
"No wonder the attempted reenactment of the first flight failed"

or

"After the war seemed lost, Hitler still tried to fight on!"

or

"We knew Pearl Harbor II seemed like a bad idea, but we didn't know they would cut our budget this much!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 23, 2009, 09:07:58 PM
"WAIT ! COME BACK ! I THINK MY 6 YEAR OLD SON IS HIDING IN THE COCKPIT !"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: True Death of Life on October 24, 2009, 10:40:32 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 24, 2009, 11:00:13 AM
:lol Tick's last entry was great, but I'm afraid it was this one that made me chuckle the most:

"Severe cut backs in the Air Force's budget leads to creative new plane designs"

Congrats Blob! Sending PM now.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 24, 2009, 11:01:16 AM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
kingshmegland - 3
tick - 2
El Barto - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
ariich - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 24, 2009, 11:08:02 AM
:D
Lucky you got me right before I went to bed.
This one seemed appropriate for the time of year-

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/pumpkin_fight.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 24, 2009, 11:12:39 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/pumpkin_fight.jpg)
"Get the hell out of my yard!"

"And I'd have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those pesky kids!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: lonestar on October 24, 2009, 11:33:28 AM
"I'm Rick James Bitch!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 24, 2009, 11:41:54 AM
"Madness? THIS.... IS..... HALLOWEEEEEN!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 24, 2009, 12:37:18 PM
"Calvin has decided that snowmen are not enough."

or

"Trick or treat, bitch"

or

"Are you feeling lucky Punk...mpkin?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 24, 2009, 04:46:20 PM
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN AINT GOT NUTHIN ON ME !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 24, 2009, 08:36:08 PM
:D
Lucky you got me right before I went to bed.
This one seemed appropriate for the time of year-

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/pumpkin_fight.jpg)

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!  ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: bout to crash on October 24, 2009, 08:55:54 PM
Hands up? But... I just found him like this, I swear!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 25, 2009, 08:59:48 AM
:D
Lucky you got me right before I went to bed.
This one seemed appropriate for the time of year-

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/pumpkin_fight.jpg)

Again Spinal Tap lost their new drummer Pumpinhead to spontaneous combustion.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on October 25, 2009, 07:09:56 PM
bump?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 25, 2009, 09:12:40 PM
Oops, I should pick a winner. I forgot to before I went to bed.
This was a tough one, because most of them made me laugh, but I went with this one, because it felt like the most original-
Hands up? But... I just found him like this, I swear!

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: bout to crash on October 25, 2009, 09:46:12 PM
:lol, just went to do homework and then saw the message in my inbox. I was not expecting to win this at all. Hmmm, gotta find one.


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: bout to crash on October 25, 2009, 10:27:18 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/erotomaniac/augustnstuff202.jpg)

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 25, 2009, 10:28:00 PM
"Invisible fishing"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2009, 10:35:44 PM
HOLY SHIT! :lol

What random adventure was this picture from? I can remember it being taken, but I just don't remember the events surrounding it. :lol

Anyway-

"They could have just decided to each have a can of coke, but they knew the only honorable way to proceed was an all or nothing seated dance off."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: bout to crash on October 25, 2009, 10:56:31 PM
:lol

Nick, I believe this was Mikachu night.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: lonestar on October 25, 2009, 11:07:32 PM
"When it comes to really rockin' out, only Patsy Cline would suffice."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Nihil-Morari on October 26, 2009, 02:40:47 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/erotomaniac/augustnstuff202.jpg)



Invisible Drumkit
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cthrubuoy on October 26, 2009, 03:03:51 AM
The new "Rock Band, Imagination version" left a lot to be desired. Luckily, it catered for left handed guitarists a lot easier than previous installments.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 26, 2009, 03:04:33 AM
"Dammit Nick!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 26, 2009, 04:42:33 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/erotomaniac/augustnstuff202.jpg)

buy one, get one free*











*coca cola company is not responsible for any prize failures, failed prizes can not be returned and must be danced with.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 26, 2009, 07:06:53 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/erotomaniac/augustnstuff202.jpg)



I've never seen anybody do the macarena sitting down before!

Rock juice!!!! Rock Juice!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 26, 2009, 07:34:25 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/erotomaniac/augustnstuff202.jpg)
Just another Rush nerd who thinks he's gonna get laid. Keep air drumming dreamer.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: True Death of Life on October 26, 2009, 07:36:46 AM
 :rollin

PWNAGE ON A STICK ^
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 26, 2009, 07:40:46 AM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
kingshmegland - 3
tick - 2
El Barto - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
ariich - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1

Welcome to the standings btc. Don't forget to PM your winner when you judge. :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 26, 2009, 02:08:04 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/erotomaniac/augustnstuff202.jpg)



Coke cans--$2:50
Rush shirt--$35.00
Fender Strat hanging on the wall---$750.00
Air drumming to 2112 with to a cute girl......Priceless.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on October 26, 2009, 02:11:49 PM
"They could have just decided to each have a can of coke, but they knew the only honorable way to proceed was an all or nothing seated dance off."
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 26, 2009, 02:22:02 PM
Completely stoned and rocking out to Yanni.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 26, 2009, 04:40:16 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/erotomaniac/augustnstuff202.jpg)


Things go better with coke.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Cool Chris on October 26, 2009, 05:03:15 PM
Rare documentary evidence of a woman actually inside the bedroom of a Dream Theater fan.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2009, 05:32:07 PM
Rare documentary evidence of a woman actually inside the bedroom of a Dream Theater fan.

Funny, but for the record it was Axeman's living room. ;)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: bout to crash on October 26, 2009, 10:02:20 PM
 :rollin :rollin

This is gonna take a minute to pick the winner...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: bout to crash on October 26, 2009, 10:29:32 PM
Okay, I had so much difficulty with this that I consulted my roommate, and I chose the one that made her laugh the hardest (which was also one of my favorites).

Completely stoned and rocking out to Yanni.

 :lol :lol

Side note: I do not remember at all why we were even dancing like that, which makes it funnier. Do you, Nick??
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 27, 2009, 05:36:01 AM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
kingshmegland - 3
tick - 3
El Barto - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
ariich - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1

Thanks btc ! Never thought that one would win. :biggrin:
Be right back with a pic...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 27, 2009, 05:38:11 AM
Cheers !
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/4773310011.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 27, 2009, 05:57:40 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/4773310011.jpg)

great head anyone? anyone? bueler?


something strange in the neighborhood, who'u gonna call....


alright you lazy bums, it's time for your daily beer shot.


she was no longer considered a planet but venus sure looked pretty with the ring of beer even so.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 27, 2009, 06:05:25 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/4773310011.jpg)

"Helga knew her blind date was going to be a tough sell, so she came prepared with as much alcohol as was necessary"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 27, 2009, 06:09:41 AM
The guys in the background: "Wow, look at those jugs".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Quadrochosis on October 27, 2009, 06:52:24 AM
"Wanna see a magic trick?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 27, 2009, 07:00:07 AM
Cheers !
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/4773310011.jpg)

This is how Germans get their flu shots.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: bout to crash on October 27, 2009, 08:14:08 AM
Now that's a REAL woman.
Let's see you carry this many without spilling, pansies.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 27, 2009, 11:06:02 AM
Now that's a REAL woman.
Let's see you carry this many without spilling, pansies.

I can.............................In my belly! ;)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2009, 11:14:15 AM
"These are all going to the cute gentleman at table 3, I'm getting laid tonight whether he likes it or not."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 27, 2009, 11:29:21 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/4773310011.jpg)
World's least subtle thief makes a break for it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: lonestar on October 27, 2009, 11:33:15 AM
"These are all going to the cute gentleman at table 3, I'm getting laid tonight whether he likes it or not."
:lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cthrubuoy on October 27, 2009, 01:00:55 PM
I've collected 12 jugs but seriously, I think this breastmilk might be off...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 27, 2009, 01:04:35 PM
"The pretzels really make me thirsty!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 27, 2009, 02:15:16 PM
Cheers !
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/4773310011.jpg)

This women came prepared when Hal told her I'd do you if I drank 12 steins.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 27, 2009, 07:42:13 PM
Cheers !
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/4773310011.jpg)

Wow!  The St. Pauli girl has gone to hell.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: bout to crash on October 27, 2009, 08:13:47 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 28, 2009, 07:00:38 AM
Cheers !
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/4773310011.jpg)

This is how Germans get their flu shots.
This was a tough choice indeed, but I can only choose one, and I thought this was excellent. :biggrin:
Your up King, if you need someone to post a pic let us know ? :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 28, 2009, 07:14:13 AM
Thanks tick!!!  I have a pic ready!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/funny.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: veronica on October 28, 2009, 07:18:36 AM
Hiding in plain view always works for my keys and sunglasses
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 28, 2009, 07:23:58 AM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 4
zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
tick - 3
El Barto - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
ariich - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1

4th win for the King !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 28, 2009, 08:09:43 AM
Thanks tick!!!  I have a pic ready!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/funny.jpg)
....Witnesses described the man as tall and lanky, fair complected, with long blond hair and thick glasses.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: bout to crash on October 28, 2009, 08:44:12 AM
"Uhhh..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 28, 2009, 09:08:27 AM
"Oh God, where is the commercial break when you need one?"

"And now over to Karen with the weather report - I think my future's pretty cloudy now, huh?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 28, 2009, 09:23:16 AM
Damn ! I guess we all do look alike. Perhaps I should get the fuck out of here ?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 28, 2009, 09:49:55 AM
Again, I'm sorry to have to use news time to look for a rapist to fullfil my fantasy, but no rapist comes near a big black man like me!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 28, 2009, 09:53:30 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/funny.jpg)

After the success of "America's Next Top Model", UPN unfortunately cops much negative criticism for their latest reality show, "Rapist Search"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 28, 2009, 11:35:52 AM
"On a lighter note..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Cool Chris on October 28, 2009, 12:16:15 PM
I’ll take ‘The Rapist Search’ for $600 please, Alex.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 28, 2009, 12:24:20 PM
ok cmon it's not racist when i say all black people look alike, seriously that's not me.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: progmonster on October 28, 2009, 12:29:56 PM
*reading the teleprompter*

"This just in: I raped a woman last night in downtown's central park......oh. Shit. Yeah, about that..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2009, 03:20:19 PM
...The Fuck?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 29, 2009, 07:18:31 AM
Man, this was a tough one. It was a toss up between Blob, El Barto @ Cool Chris but the winner is.......................... BlobVanDam! Congrats!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 29, 2009, 07:39:50 AM
Awesome. Thanks :D

First pic I found.
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/panda.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 29, 2009, 10:01:33 AM
Awesome. Thanks :D

First pic I found.
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/panda.jpg)

The government's new camo in the war against China.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 29, 2009, 10:20:41 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/panda.jpg)

bioterrorism is not for amateurs.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Jamesman42 on October 29, 2009, 10:33:44 AM
Disneyland got nuked.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 29, 2009, 12:07:01 PM
pandas WANT you to think they are endangered, the joke's on us.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 29, 2009, 12:24:03 PM
Some might consider us over-cautious, but here at the San Diego Zoo, we take the care of our animals very seriously. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Cool Chris on October 29, 2009, 01:18:07 PM
Once Vince McMahon saw what he was up against in the World Wildlife Fund, he knew he stood no chance of retaining the name WWF.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Jamesman42 on October 29, 2009, 01:19:39 PM
WINNER!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on October 29, 2009, 02:00:20 PM
"Panda Software presents the new manual virus removal system".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 29, 2009, 02:22:25 PM
Awesome. Thanks :D

First pic I found.
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/panda.jpg)

The cover for the new Megadeath childrens album, "The Panda has Failed".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Nic35 on October 29, 2009, 02:27:20 PM
Try to steal my bamboo now !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: bout to crash on October 29, 2009, 02:28:24 PM
The US Army's testing of psilocybin mushrooms as a truth serum went terribly wrong when this Japanese prisoner (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDPTKn7HiY) broke out of his cell, robbed a sleeping Private Gary Robbins of his gear, and wandered out onto the tank lot for "Family Open House Day," grabbing three-year-old Bobby Burns from his screaming mother's arms and making him spin in circles until he vomited while hysterically laughing.  
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 29, 2009, 02:28:51 PM
"Iraqi Disney World" the Middle Easts new family fun destination was getting mixed reviews. Still the little ones thought Peter Panda was a hoot, and the lines were fairly short. The parks new theme song was an immediate hit. "When your bombed inside a car, makes no difference who you are. Anything your heart desires can be with you."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2009, 06:40:25 PM
Trying to lighten their image the US Armed Service declared this year that trick or treat would be mandatory.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Space Invader on October 29, 2009, 06:44:51 PM
"This camo is win. All I need to do is say "Sniper!" and do a barrel roll. That makes it a win camo. Awesome."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Genowyn on October 29, 2009, 06:50:10 PM
Hands off the panda!

(I'm sure noone even knows what I'm quoting with that)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 29, 2009, 06:58:31 PM
Hands off the panda!

(I'm sure noone even knows what I'm quoting with that)

then it's not a very good quote is it?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: bout to crash on October 29, 2009, 11:41:54 PM
Ohh
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: True Death of Life on October 30, 2009, 07:09:56 AM
"This camo is win. All I need to do is say "Sniper!" and do a barrel roll. That makes it a win camo. Awesome."

 :lol Sigz get in here
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 30, 2009, 07:15:05 AM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 4
zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
tick - 3
BlobVanDam - 3
El Barto - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1

Just updating. I was slacking.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 30, 2009, 08:26:56 AM
Ok, I suppose it's winner time.
It was a close call, but I'm going to go with this one from Nick-
Trying to lighten their image the US Armed Service declared this year that trick or treat would be mandatory.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2009, 09:15:20 AM
Alright, going to search out a picture. :D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2009, 09:23:38 AM
Alright, I think I found one.

(https://www.nickeh.com/images/awesome1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: BlobVanDam on October 30, 2009, 09:27:22 AM
"Nick didn't quite fully understand what smoked bacon was, but damned if he wasn't gonna try his hardest to figure it out."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 30, 2009, 09:29:06 AM
(https://www.nickeh.com/images/awesome1.jpg)

"pink floyd demanded their name be erased from the shot to avoid being associated with so much fail."

"smoked ham."

"someday miss piggy, some day this entire room will be mine! muahahahahha"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Phantasmatron on October 30, 2009, 09:34:20 AM
"You take one more step and I'll snap the pig's neck, see?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Cool Chris on October 30, 2009, 09:41:28 AM
Some forum members take drastic measures to avoid posting in the ‘Official Lonely Hearts Club’ thread.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 30, 2009, 10:54:20 AM
Dr. Evil, inventor of the Swine flu.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 30, 2009, 10:55:37 AM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 4
zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
tick - 3
BlobVanDam - 3
El Barto - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
Nick - 1
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on October 30, 2009, 11:16:31 AM
7 asses minus 6 leaves Nick and a pig. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 30, 2009, 11:43:05 AM
Alright, I think I found one.

(https://www.nickeh.com/images/awesome1.jpg)

Nick's evil plot to take over Jimmy Dean.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 30, 2009, 11:45:32 AM
As usual, Nick didn't fully understand the term 'porking'.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on October 30, 2009, 12:00:20 PM
Alright, I think I found one.

(https://www.nickeh.com/images/awesome1.jpg)

Nick Makes Love to a Pig

Tonight is Right for Love
Tonight is right for love,
You know I wanna touch you where Miss Piggy don't go.
Tonight is right for love,
Love gravy...
Expression love so sweet,
You know I wanna love you like a pig in heat,
Tonight is right for love,
Love gravy...
Ooooh, tonight, ohhhh, it's right,
Ooooh, tonight is right for love,
love gravy...
Tonight is right for love,
Love graaaaaavyyyy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: lonestar on October 30, 2009, 02:52:32 PM
"Trust me sweetie, this won't hurt a bit."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Space Invader on October 30, 2009, 05:54:49 PM
"Ive got swine. But damn if that's gonna kill me. I'm gonna smoke cigars till' I croak!"
"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die. Hahahhha! Ok, you just stay there and die quietly while Piggy and I go take our nap...."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on October 31, 2009, 04:52:54 AM
"Try moving and I'll snap your neck..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on October 31, 2009, 07:19:17 AM
And I say baby... its 3 am I must be lonely.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2009, 03:53:05 AM
And I say baby... its 3 am I must be lonely.

Wow, up until just now I was going to pick Blobbers to win, but I love the first Matchbox 20 album and that was an awesome reference so you sir, are our winner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 01, 2009, 06:12:32 AM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 4
tick - 4
zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
BlobVanDam - 3
El Barto - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
Nick - 1

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 01, 2009, 06:13:53 AM
Thank Nick. Here ya go folks, dig in !
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/sausage-guy1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Portrucci on November 01, 2009, 06:19:34 AM
"And to think, people laughed at me when I told them a Cow penis butchery was in high demand!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on November 01, 2009, 06:23:38 AM
"Can't understand why the ladies giggle when I say that everyday is a sausage fest".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: BlobVanDam on November 01, 2009, 06:26:50 AM
"When you see the Ron Jeremy Sausage..........."

"Jim's catering choice for the feminists conference proved to be an unpopular one"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on November 01, 2009, 06:47:19 AM
Thank Nick. Here ya go folks, dig in !
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/sausage-guy1.jpg)

When did Harvey Dent start selling Sausages?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: bout to crash on November 01, 2009, 10:37:20 AM
Omg, the last two :lol

::thinks::
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 01, 2009, 11:31:55 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/sausage-guy1.jpg)

"kansas city gay parade was more crowded than expected."

"alaskan sex toy store"

"psychopaths like to keep a souvenir from their victims"

"move over eating contest, here comes the stuffing contest"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2009, 12:31:44 PM
And the liposuction on Sally Struthers isn't even finished yet!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: rumborak on November 01, 2009, 12:36:27 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/sausage-guy1.jpg)

"LOL, where is mine?!!"


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: lonestar on November 01, 2009, 02:38:32 PM
When his friend told him they were going to a sausage farm, Big Gay Al got all excited. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: bout to crash on November 01, 2009, 07:20:28 PM
"These should do it... but if you still want to fit a few more in, we'll slaughter another."


"That's our proud founder, Monty. He loved sausage so much, he asked us to stuff his body and leave it this way so he could greet all of our future employees tour guests. If you get really creeped out you can cover him with the tarp, but not when Dennis is around."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on November 02, 2009, 06:51:41 AM
Thank Nick. Here ya go folks, dig in !
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/sausage-guy1.jpg)

Boy those Strong Men competitions are getting stranger by the minute.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 02, 2009, 07:08:20 AM
"When you see the Ron Jeremy Sausage..........."

"Jim's catering choice for the feminists conference proved to be an unpopular one"
I'm going to go with Blobs second one. Your up !
We have a wiener ! :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: BlobVanDam on November 02, 2009, 07:13:23 AM
Thanks tick :D


(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/7474965_ba4d28c43f.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 02, 2009, 07:14:00 AM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 4
tick - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
El Barto - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
Nick - 1


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 02, 2009, 07:39:40 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/7474965_ba4d28c43f.jpg)


do you see the amount of work i have to do? i feel like crap!                                                                                                                                     
                                                         
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 02, 2009, 08:12:51 AM
I traveled through the city sewer system for a week to wind up here ? What a dump !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 02, 2009, 08:15:30 AM
and that's how turd ferguson was born. true story.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Space Invader on November 02, 2009, 09:56:09 AM
"Why can't I get flushed away?"
"Since the bathtub was too crowded, I though I'd stick him in the John and flush. What are the odds of this?"
"Kept the lid up did ya? That's my boy!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on November 02, 2009, 10:02:20 AM
Thanks tick :D


(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/7474965_ba4d28c43f.jpg)
Help me! My mommy and daddy don't like me anymore!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on November 02, 2009, 10:15:53 AM
I called the plumber, but he said there's nothing he could do while the kids still alive and to call back next week. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 02, 2009, 10:17:53 AM
somebody had to come up with the life in the gutter saying.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Cool Chris on November 02, 2009, 10:33:50 AM
Not really a caption, but what is all that shit doing in the bathtub?

And seriously, is anyone else regularly participating in this contest who has ZERO points, or is it just me?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cthrubuoy on November 02, 2009, 10:35:41 AM
Little Timmy's mother was obviously never informed of the correct way to perform a bowl haircut on her child.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on November 02, 2009, 10:51:05 AM
Thanks tick :D


(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/7474965_ba4d28c43f.jpg)

Boy, what a shity situation!

Mr. Hankey's son Cornie.

Redneck bath.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2009, 11:45:49 AM
Does anyone else think that is a completely inappropriate place to store old newspapers?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on November 02, 2009, 12:31:09 PM
Does anyone else think that is a completely inappropriate place to store old newspapers?
I assume this isn't even a caption, but I think it should still win because it made me laugh more than anything else in this thread! :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: lonestar on November 02, 2009, 02:21:00 PM
"NOOOO MOMMY, DON"T FLUSH IT, I"LL BE GOOD!!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on November 02, 2009, 02:23:03 PM
Thanks tick :D


(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/7474965_ba4d28c43f.jpg)

Randy Marsh, "This baby is only 25 courics  I've taken bigger dumps before".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on November 02, 2009, 04:10:35 PM
Thanks tick :D


(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/7474965_ba4d28c43f.jpg)

This gives a whole new meaning to dropping the kids off at the pool.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: bout to crash on November 02, 2009, 07:24:41 PM
Little Timmy Finnegan longed to escape to a place where it didn't smell like cats and he could take a bath without a bunch of crap in the tub.

Instead, he got his foot stuck in the shit-stained toilet and screamed as his parents took photos and laughed.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ZachyDou on November 02, 2009, 07:27:17 PM
This gives a whole new meaning to dropping the kids off at the pool.
:rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 03, 2009, 07:03:15 AM
Goodbye cold cruel world ! Flush me now !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on November 03, 2009, 07:19:46 AM
"Okay okay, I promise to eat up my vegetables!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: BlobVanDam on November 03, 2009, 07:20:31 AM
If my calculations are correct, it's been 24 hours. And I have to go with this one from El Barto-

I called the plumber, but he said there's nothing he could do while the kids still alive and to call back next week. 

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on November 03, 2009, 07:48:30 AM
(https://photoshopcontest.com/images/large/kl4g38a8ctm8vgcmiyh2b151haeakecjc60x.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 03, 2009, 07:55:40 AM
Fat guy in a little boat. Fat guy in a little boat.(https://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/music.gif)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 03, 2009, 07:56:54 AM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 4
tick - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
El Barto - 3
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
Nick - 1



Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on November 03, 2009, 08:51:33 AM
Dude, he's about to cra... I mean drown.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 03, 2009, 08:53:55 AM
(https://photoshopcontest.com/images/large/kl4g38a8ctm8vgcmiyh2b151haeakecjc60x.jpg)

"the fat boat; just add black beans".

"Lochness monster found the perfect camouflage to lose all the annoying hunters."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Cool Chris on November 03, 2009, 09:33:33 AM
Once Gilligan left him for Manuel, the Peruvian interior designer, and the press got word of his dubious ‘Three Hour Tours’, the Skipper just let himself go.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 03, 2009, 10:48:31 AM
Giligans island or bust !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on November 03, 2009, 10:49:57 AM
If that guy doesn't drown, I'm sure the gravitational laws have changed.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on November 03, 2009, 10:57:05 AM
(https://photoshopcontest.com/images/large/kl4g38a8ctm8vgcmiyh2b151haeakecjc60x.jpg)

 He wore the doo rag to make it make his ride more aerodynamic.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 03, 2009, 11:09:47 AM
Jim's one man cruise line had one hell of an all you can eat buffet.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on November 03, 2009, 11:11:58 AM
(https://photoshopcontest.com/images/large/kl4g38a8ctm8vgcmiyh2b151haeakecjc60x.jpg)

One more bite and he's sunk. ;)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2009, 11:15:00 AM
Thanks Rich, glad you liked mine. :lol

As for this one-

"For some reason Jim's idea for an 'On a Boat' video parody didn't work out too well.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cthrubuoy on November 03, 2009, 11:24:05 AM
Will he sink or float? VOTE NOW!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on November 03, 2009, 04:49:53 PM
(https://photoshopcontest.com/images/large/kl4g38a8ctm8vgcmiyh2b151haeakecjc60x.jpg)

It was sink or swim for Al. 30 days out on the seas and he just took his last bite of Frank.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on November 03, 2009, 10:32:56 PM
(https://photoshopcontest.com/images/large/kl4g38a8ctm8vgcmiyh2b151haeakecjc60x.jpg)

The hardest part was finding a pizza place that delivered to Shamu's holding tank.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: bout to crash on November 03, 2009, 10:48:16 PM
Jim finally lost enough weight to not hit the bottom, but his pizza-eating celebration was about to turn tragic...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: cookienut on November 03, 2009, 10:54:30 PM
(https://photoshopcontest.com/images/large/kl4g38a8ctm8vgcmiyh2b151haeakecjc60x.jpg)

Mike Portnoy really let himself go in his later years
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 04, 2009, 12:05:26 PM
Its time Barto.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on November 04, 2009, 12:10:40 PM
Sorry.  Forgot.
Once Gilligan left him for Manuel, the Peruvian interior designer, and the press got word of his dubious ‘Three Hour Tours’, the Skipper just let himself go.
I think it's awkwardly phrased, but it's still the best concept. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Cool Chris on November 04, 2009, 12:48:57 PM
Are you questioning my Engrish??

Finally I am on the board! And in honor of it’s 40th Anniversary…


(https://gentrifyrichmond.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/sesame-street-gang1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on November 04, 2009, 12:50:40 PM
Oh my god I'm so scared: What is Bert doing with that bottle of beer? He's not going to drink it, is he?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 04, 2009, 01:07:33 PM
(https://gentrifyrichmond.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/sesame-street-gang1.jpg)

c is for cookie, got that punk?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on November 04, 2009, 01:11:17 PM
Bowing to accusations from the right that PBS is too liberal, Sesame Street is re-branded to reflect the more traditional Amerika. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Jamesman42 on November 04, 2009, 01:15:35 PM
Hey! Wanna rape?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: ariich on November 04, 2009, 01:15:56 PM
(https://gentrifyrichmond.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/sesame-street-gang1.jpg)
"As the tension mounts, Elmo threatens to shoot himself in the ankle."

"Budweiser: Good times, they're out there."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 04, 2009, 01:18:17 PM
hey little girl, wanna learn how to spell rape?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on November 04, 2009, 01:29:43 PM
"C is for Criminal - that's good enough for me!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on November 04, 2009, 01:30:34 PM
Zydar you have a new avatar! It looks better
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Zydar on November 04, 2009, 01:31:10 PM
Thanks, yeah I think it looks better too.

Time! For! Change!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 04, 2009, 01:33:04 PM
the tough economy even affected the previously safe sesame street. now even number counting vampires won't come near it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on November 04, 2009, 01:33:38 PM
(https://gentrifyrichmond.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/sesame-street-gang1.jpg)
Wow, someone must've eaten their oatmeal this morning; they look pissed.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 04, 2009, 01:36:58 PM
you think you can short change a puppet? well say hello to my little friends.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 04, 2009, 01:44:01 PM
Had enough unibrow jokes.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on November 04, 2009, 01:46:40 PM
The actual circumstances concerning Mr. Hooper's death were quickly covered up.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: mizzl on November 04, 2009, 02:06:14 PM
That Sesame Street sign is obviously photoshopped..
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on November 04, 2009, 02:08:50 PM
Are you questioning my Engrish??

Finally I am on the board! And in honor of it’s 40th Anniversary…


(https://gentrifyrichmond.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/sesame-street-gang1.jpg)

That biatch Snufalufagus Snorted all of our coke!!!  That  Mother F___ing monster is DEAD!!

This is the Bizaro episode of Sesame St. with special guess Mixelplix!

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Cool Chris on November 05, 2009, 12:59:24 PM
Bowing to accusations from the right that PBS is too liberal, Sesame Street is re-branded to reflect the more traditional Amerika. 

The actual circumstances concerning Mr. Hooper's death were quickly covered up.

These were my Top 2, and coincidentally submitted by the same person.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: El Barto on November 05, 2009, 01:20:14 PM
(https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y130/jaktai/fat_hairy_guy_on_bed_with_guns.jpg)
What a stunning display of patheity
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 05, 2009, 01:28:07 PM
*waiting for John Petrucci joke*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 05, 2009, 01:30:53 PM
Wow! Look at that amazing display of guitars!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on November 05, 2009, 01:36:07 PM
“Oh my God! What a fabulous room! Are all these your guitars? This place is bigger than our apartment!”
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on November 05, 2009, 01:37:56 PM
(https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y130/jaktai/fat_hairy_guy_on_bed_with_guns.jpg)
Moments later, Barry regretted leaving the safety catch off.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 05, 2009, 01:38:46 PM
“Oh my God! What a fabulous room! Are all these your guitars? This place is bigger than our apartment!”
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol you are awesome
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 05, 2009, 01:44:31 PM
the thong really ties the room together.


bobby waited for too long to pull off his high school shooting rampage plan.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 05, 2009, 02:07:00 PM
“Oh my God! What a fabulous room! Are all these your guitars? This place is bigger than our apartment!”
I'm not even going to try and compete with this one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 05, 2009, 02:07:34 PM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 4
tick - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
Nick - 1
Cool Chris - 1
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on November 05, 2009, 02:10:24 PM
(https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y130/jaktai/fat_hairy_guy_on_bed_with_guns.jpg)
What a stunning display of patheity

I always use a 9 mil. to scratch my package.

All the guns and ammo are real so why can't the guitars be real?

The poor bastard who had to take this picture.  What people will do for money.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 05, 2009, 02:11:50 PM
Taking overcompensation to the extreme.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on November 05, 2009, 02:16:36 PM
(https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y130/jaktai/fat_hairy_guy_on_bed_with_guns.jpg)
"Check out my 8mm. And my collection of guns too."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 05, 2009, 02:17:04 PM
(https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y130/jaktai/fat_hairy_guy_on_bed_with_guns.jpg)
At E Harmony, we match people based on the 12 levels of compatibility to make sure you get the perfect match.
Jims profile...
I love sun bathing though I never seem to find the time
I dig outdoor activity's like hunting
I love to play my guitars as often as I can
I love to just lie in bed sometimes and just think
I believe proper hygiene is essential
I love to have nice things as far as home furnishings go
All in all I'm looking for that special someone to share life's tender moments with
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 05, 2009, 02:22:28 PM
“Oh my God! What a fabulous room! Are all these your guitars? This place is bigger than our apartment!”
I'm not even going to try and compete with this one.
This
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on November 05, 2009, 02:24:48 PM
“Oh my God! What a fabulous room! Are all these your guitars? This place is bigger than our apartment!”
I'm not even going to try and compete with this one.
This
Really? I mean, I liked the reference and all, but it doesn't seem to fit the picture all that well.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on November 05, 2009, 02:29:03 PM
“Oh my God! What a fabulous room! Are all these your guitars? This place is bigger than our apartment!”
I'm not even going to try and compete with this one.
This
Really? I mean, I liked the reference and all, but it doesn't seem to fit the picture all that well.
Agree on both parts.  I even went and watched the scene on youtube to make sure I wasn't overlooking something, and didn't see any connection.  Great reference, but unrelated to the picture.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 05, 2009, 02:31:01 PM
“Oh my God! What a fabulous room! Are all these your guitars? This place is bigger than our apartment!”
I'm not even going to try and compete with this one.
This
Really? I mean, I liked the reference and all, but it doesn't seem to fit the picture all that well.
The judge ultimately decides what they find funny so what some may think is hilarious may mean nothing to the judge.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on November 05, 2009, 02:36:18 PM
My quote was inspired by Mizzl’s post. I know it isn’t totally relate-able, but considering what a hooker might think upon walking in to this guy’s place made me chuckle so I thought it was worth sharing. No need to further discuss the worthiness of my post. :)


New promo picture for the upcoming Guitar Hero VI: Country & Western Edition
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on November 05, 2009, 02:38:00 PM
My quote was inspired by Mizzl’s post. I know it isn’t totally relate-able, but considering what a hooker might think upon walking in to this guy’s place made me chuckle so I thought it was worth sharing. No need to further discuss the worthiness of my post. :)
Don't get me wrong, I liked it, I just thought those guys' reaction was a little odd. :lol

Quote
New promo picture for the upcoming Guitar Hero VI: Country & Western Edition
:rollin Now THAT made me laugh.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: King Postwhore on November 05, 2009, 04:08:38 PM
(https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y130/jaktai/fat_hairy_guy_on_bed_with_guns.jpg)
What a stunning display of patheity

Poor Fabio.  Homeless, balding, overweight and livving in a shelter.  This would be a "REAL LIFE" romance book cover.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on November 06, 2009, 11:28:28 AM
If you don't like guns, guitar hero, or speedos, we are not a match. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 06, 2009, 11:31:38 AM
Can ya please knock next time mom, I'm just relaxing watching Fox news until Rock of love comes on.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 06, 2009, 11:54:43 AM
"I think we've found Russell Brand's lost and overweight twin"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on November 06, 2009, 01:16:43 PM
New promo picture for the upcoming Guitar Hero VI: Country & Western Edition
I didn't much care for the One of My Turns caption, but this one was pretty good. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on November 06, 2009, 01:42:46 PM
Another episode in the El Barto & Cool Chris Show! I actually thought “If you don't like guns, guitar hero, or speedos, we are not a match” was the best this round.

Damn, hard to find a picture while I'm at work….

(https://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4444/49183392.png) (https://img266.imageshack.us/i/49183392.png/)
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Post by: Tick on November 06, 2009, 01:53:53 PM
Jim, cum quick we need you !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 06, 2009, 02:01:09 PM
Hey, it's my turn now!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on November 06, 2009, 02:16:17 PM
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a fluffer.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 06, 2009, 02:24:54 PM
What does the, (some NSFW) In the title of this thread mean ?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 06, 2009, 02:25:29 PM
Some Not Safe For Work
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on November 06, 2009, 02:30:24 PM
With the mind transference wearing off, Dr. Lester knew what she needed to do.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on November 06, 2009, 02:31:17 PM
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a fluffer.

Jesus. When I first saw this picture, that was exactly the quote I thought of, word for word.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 06, 2009, 02:37:53 PM
Sir, we have a problem: a cockeating shapeshifter just escaped from the brig!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 06, 2009, 02:38:44 PM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 4
tick - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
Nick - 1

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on November 06, 2009, 02:49:25 PM
"Attention.  Yeoman Rand, please report to deck 12, section 23."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 06, 2009, 03:02:14 PM
Dammit Jim, the script called for a green bitch.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 06, 2009, 04:57:54 PM
Another episode in the El Barto & Cool Chris Show! I actually thought “If you don't like guns, guitar hero, or speedos, we are not a match” was the best this round.

Damn, hard to find a picture while I'm at work….

(https://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4444/49183392.png) (https://img266.imageshack.us/i/49183392.png/)


She's Dead Jim.

Doctor's order Jim.  A little stress relief.

Now we know why William Shatner talks like he does with that dramatic pause.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: antigoon on November 06, 2009, 05:33:55 PM
the Star Trek themed porno took a turn for the worse when Captain Cock got his Kirk bitten off by a female member of the cast.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 06, 2009, 09:32:10 PM
Can't it wait doc I'm getting a blow job.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Orbert on November 06, 2009, 09:38:51 PM
With the mind transference wearing off, Dr. Lester knew what she needed to do.

Kudos for recognizing the episode and the character.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on November 07, 2009, 12:00:39 PM
Props to El Barto for A) coming up with the exact caption I thought of and B) the Dr. Lester reference, but this made me laugh the most, mostly because of the unexpectedness of it, I think.

Dammit Jim, the script called for a green bitch.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 07, 2009, 12:34:16 PM
Props to El Barto for A) coming up with the exact caption I thought of and B) the Dr. Lester reference, but this made me laugh the most, mostly because of the unexpectedness of it, I think.

Dammit Jim, the script called for a green bitch.
Bout f'n time I won.  I'll post a pic in about an hour or so, got some shit to do now.  Thanks Chris.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 07, 2009, 01:33:08 PM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 4
tick - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
Nick - 1
lonestar - 1

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 07, 2009, 03:24:07 PM
Sorry for the wait folks, but here it is...
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/SdaQq2Wj8MI/AAAAAAAAjyg/aZGhrvCl76A/s400/redneck_dishwasher.jpg)
I will judge at approx. 1:00 my time tomorrow(4:00 DTF time)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on November 07, 2009, 03:35:35 PM
Another helpful hint from Heloise. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 07, 2009, 04:00:28 PM
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/SdaQq2Wj8MI/AAAAAAAAjyg/aZGhrvCl76A/s400/redneck_dishwasher.jpg)
Huh? What's my favorite cup doing in the dishwasher?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: XianL on November 07, 2009, 04:21:33 PM
"Honey? I thought I asked you to buy the antibacterial dish-detergent!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 07, 2009, 05:09:50 PM
Shit, I'm stuck, and there aint nothin but clean shit in here !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 07, 2009, 05:10:34 PM
Ancient Chinese secret huh ?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 07, 2009, 05:27:14 PM


(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/SdaQq2Wj8MI/AAAAAAAAjyg/aZGhrvCl76A/s400/redneck_dishwasher.jpg)

no more korean food! the dog keeps sticking to the bowls.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 07, 2009, 07:02:21 PM
Sorry for the wait folks, but here it is...
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/SdaQq2Wj8MI/AAAAAAAAjyg/aZGhrvCl76A/s400/redneck_dishwasher.jpg)
I will judge at approx. 1:00 my time tomorrow(4:00 DTF time)

You should see the cat doing the laundry!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 08, 2009, 12:33:16 AM
the trick is to put some peanut butter on your bowls man, you should see that dog go at it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on November 08, 2009, 01:03:50 AM
no more korean food! the dog keeps sticking to the bowls.
:rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 08, 2009, 02:21:28 PM
Ancient Chinese secret huh ?
Winner, for sheer chuckle factor.  Your up tick.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 08, 2009, 03:39:26 PM
Ancient Chinese secret huh ?
Winner, for sheer chuckle factor.  Your up tick.
Well I figured you'd either get it or be like, What the f...? :biggrin:
Next...
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/deathmetal_mall21.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 08, 2009, 03:40:48 PM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

tick - 5
kingshegland - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
Nick - 1
lonestar - 1


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 08, 2009, 03:42:37 PM
"'sigh', I'm so ronery....."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 08, 2009, 03:50:56 PM
jesus couldn't have picked a worse time to get into emo as he got the call for the second coming.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 08, 2009, 03:53:23 PM
where is waldo? more like where is someone i can get some affection from!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on November 08, 2009, 03:56:16 PM
This was a turning point.  No longer interested in love songs, Mercyful Fate goes in a new lyrical direction.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 08, 2009, 04:00:49 PM
elvis was so psyched to be in a decade where he can finally go to a mall without getting in trouble with hitler.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 08, 2009, 04:35:42 PM
Ancient Chinese secret huh ?
Winner, for sheer chuckle factor.  Your up tick.
Well I figured you'd either get it or be like, What the f...? :biggrin:
Next...
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/deathmetal_mall21.jpg)

Ace Frehley waiting for his second set at the Brooklyn mall.  Times are tough.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 09, 2009, 02:04:07 AM
It didn't take long for Freddie to realize he had been late for Halloween.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 09, 2009, 02:05:02 AM
"Is it about the way I walk?!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 09, 2009, 03:06:41 AM
Shit! Ozzy Osbourne found the Eternal Youth Elixir!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 09, 2009, 02:20:42 PM
Ancient Chinese secret huh ?
Winner, for sheer chuckle factor.  Your up tick.
Well I figured you'd either get it or be like, What the f...? :biggrin:
Next...
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/deathmetal_mall21.jpg)


The truth is, Al just has bad breath.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2009, 02:22:19 PM
This is what will happen if you don't hug your child enough.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 09, 2009, 02:52:17 PM
This is what will happen if you don't hug your child enough.
I like it ! Your up Nick. :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 09, 2009, 02:55:58 PM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

tick - 5
kingshegland - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
lonestar - 1



Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2009, 02:59:12 PM
(https://www.nickeh.com/images/caption.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 09, 2009, 03:14:48 PM
(https://www.cbseguess.com/uploads/images/funny-picture-1475818506.jpg)
I see nothing here ? :(
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 09, 2009, 03:20:21 PM
(https://www.cbseguess.com/uploads/images/funny-picture-1475818506.jpg)
I see nothing here ? :(
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2009, 03:20:40 PM
I downloaded it and hosted it on my site, no one should have any issues now.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 09, 2009, 03:25:27 PM
When blind people dress up their dogs.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 09, 2009, 04:12:59 PM
dum du dum du dum daaa inspector gaaaadgeeet.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 09, 2009, 04:43:37 PM
(https://www.nickeh.com/images/caption.jpg)

Again Brutus is talking out of his ass again.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 09, 2009, 04:45:15 PM
If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his ass and.....wait......fuck, get me a razor.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 09, 2009, 07:40:20 PM
Boy, talk about bad breath.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BlobVanDam on November 09, 2009, 08:30:58 PM
"Sorry, just clearing my throat...."

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 09, 2009, 09:26:42 PM
There's something different about you ? Did you have a nose job ?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 09, 2009, 09:35:32 PM
Read my lips.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 10, 2009, 08:02:11 AM
"Sorry, just clearing my throat...."


The winner!  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 10, 2009, 08:06:49 AM
"Pucker up, baby!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 10, 2009, 08:50:26 AM
Bruno, when I said your head is so far up your ass you can't see straight, I wasn't suggesting you wear glasses.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 10, 2009, 11:08:52 AM
(https://www.nickeh.com/images/caption.jpg)

Boy, you are just butt ugly!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 10, 2009, 11:21:27 AM
Do these glasses make my nose look big ?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2009, 11:34:15 AM
Bruno, when I said your head is so far up your ass you can't see straight, I wasn't suggesting you wear glasses.

Do these glasses make my nose look big ?

No need to drag this out, Tick just won this thread twice over.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 10, 2009, 12:01:57 PM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

tick - 6
kingshegland - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
lonestar - 1


Thanks Nick, be back with a pic !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 10, 2009, 12:05:10 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/2751.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 10, 2009, 12:08:48 PM
Noo! Not cucumber-boarding!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on November 10, 2009, 12:15:19 PM
Bob went to great lengths to keep his peculiar interests from his wife.  He just knew she could never understand. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 10, 2009, 12:28:36 PM
Bruce is so glad he isn't married to Lorena Bobbitt.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 10, 2009, 12:58:38 PM
Some odd mortician that is..
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 11, 2009, 11:58:12 AM
"Oh yeah baby, just one more slice, I'm almost there..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 11, 2009, 12:10:14 PM
"Oh yeah baby, just one more slice, I'm almost there..."
Its a close call between Barto and Lonestar, but this really have me a chuckle so I will call this one the winner ! :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 11, 2009, 12:12:17 PM
Nice!  Posted that ten minutes before you judged, looking for a pic now...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 11, 2009, 12:20:18 PM
Hey tick, having issues with posting a pic, could you do the posting honors for me, and I'll judge tommorow at 1:00 my time(4:00 DTF time)?
Thanks dude.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 11, 2009, 12:34:21 PM
Hey tick, having issues with posting a pic, could you do the posting honors for me, and I'll judge tommorow at 1:00 my time(4:00 DTF time)?
Thanks dude.

No problem. Picture on the way.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 11, 2009, 12:38:25 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/meat-baby-21.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Orbert on November 11, 2009, 12:48:16 PM
I loved him so much.  When he died, I kept it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on November 11, 2009, 12:52:23 PM
Like mother, like daughter.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 11, 2009, 01:02:41 PM
Like mother, like daughter.
:lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 11, 2009, 05:15:09 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/meat-baby-21.jpg)

Nighty Night and good night, go to sleep dear whale sperm.......
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 11, 2009, 08:17:14 PM
Sorry, the baby was thrown out with the bathwater, so they sent me home with the afterbirth.  I have named it Juanita.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 11, 2009, 08:41:25 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/meat-baby-21.jpg)
The ABC movie of the week, I had Ron Jeremys baby, will return after these messages.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 12, 2009, 07:06:38 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/meat-baby-21.jpg)

She just loves men who hang to the left.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on November 12, 2009, 08:11:24 AM
... the fuck?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 12, 2009, 08:13:07 AM
Jessica is preparing for her "girl on grill" scene.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 12, 2009, 10:37:56 AM
She-male alert.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 12, 2009, 01:45:47 PM
Sorry, the baby was thrown out with the bathwater, so they sent me home with the afterbirth.  I have named it Juanita.
I'm calling hef the winner because I can't believe he went there.  Your up, your modship.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 12, 2009, 02:45:50 PM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

tick - 6
kingshegland - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
lonestar - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1

Welcome to the board hef ! :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 13, 2009, 03:18:24 AM
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/wtf.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 13, 2009, 06:25:39 AM
Wow, Bob and Dog McKenzie are really into some weird shit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 13, 2009, 06:26:17 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 13, 2009, 06:27:01 AM
"So Jim, which one of us do you think made her preggers?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 13, 2009, 10:30:22 AM
"I know she's pregnant, but that's an insulting way to say we should turn off our cigarettes."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on November 13, 2009, 12:12:56 PM
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/wtf.jpg)
In Glasgow, temperatures finally get as high as 3 degrees.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 13, 2009, 02:06:51 PM
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/wtf.jpg)

What's that old saying, "she's soaking for two"? ;)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 13, 2009, 02:18:56 PM
Shes a maniac, maniac on the floor. and she dancing like she never danced before.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on November 13, 2009, 02:23:55 PM
Unable to find a minister willing to do it, Starla performed her own prenatal baptism.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on November 13, 2009, 02:28:12 PM
"I know she said she needed a cold shower, but this is ridiculous".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 13, 2009, 02:34:14 PM
She stole ma bukkit!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 13, 2009, 03:04:16 PM
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/wtf.jpg)
Ginny had worked in the strip club for years, but when she became pregnant, she found herself working a different circuit. Roy was just hoping she wouldn't get his last match wet.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on November 13, 2009, 03:08:45 PM
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/wtf.jpg)
Come to девочки, Siberia's Hottest Lap-dancing Club!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 13, 2009, 03:15:44 PM
"Well past her due date, Beth was willing to try anything to induce labor."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 13, 2009, 04:17:25 PM
are you going to talk you son of a bitch! i know you work for osama! admit it!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2009, 05:26:03 PM
Canadians have an entirely different type of baby shower.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 13, 2009, 05:49:39 PM
sports illustrated continues to confuse readers with things that resemble sports the least.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 14, 2009, 05:36:41 AM
Wow, Bob and Dog McKenzie are really into some weird shit.
Winner!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 14, 2009, 07:27:04 AM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
lonestar - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1

Hall of fame

tick -7

Thank you for my 7th win ! :tup
Be back with a new pic.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 14, 2009, 07:28:55 AM
(https://www.intarnet.us/graphics/forklift.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 14, 2009, 07:30:50 AM
(https://www.intarnet.us/graphics/forklift.jpg)

First of all Congrats tick on your HOF!! :tup :tup

And now....

Ernest goes to war.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BlobVanDam on November 14, 2009, 07:49:41 AM
(https://www.intarnet.us/graphics/forklift.jpg)

"When we said we wanted a more covert bomb delivery system, this isn't quite what we had in mind....."

"May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery or transport bombs"

"Forklift - $10,000
Bomb - $250,000
Tricking the new recruit on his first day of the job - priceless"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 14, 2009, 08:46:52 AM
You stoner! I said get a bong! Not a bomb!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 14, 2009, 09:19:46 AM
we dare you to call 'the mother of all bombs' fat, then we'll see what happens.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 15, 2009, 04:55:44 AM
(https://www.intarnet.us/graphics/forklift.jpg)

I have this problem with my jeans. ;)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 15, 2009, 06:11:48 AM
(https://www.intarnet.us/graphics/forklift.jpg)



Ernest goes to war.
This one is great ! Your up King ! :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 15, 2009, 06:12:43 AM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
lonestar - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1

Hall of fame

tick -7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 15, 2009, 08:19:58 AM
Thanks tick!!!!  Here's a new pick!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Image3.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 15, 2009, 09:46:39 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 15, 2009, 08:01:00 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Image3.jpg)
Hey officer, you need to back up. Whats the matter, ya can't read moron ?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 16, 2009, 06:17:57 AM
the devout christian cop's honesty didn't bode well with his ticketing quota.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BlobVanDam on November 16, 2009, 06:22:28 AM

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Image3.jpg)

World's most epic game of hide and seek.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 16, 2009, 02:11:44 PM
the devout christian cop's honesty didn't bode well with his ticketing quota.

Here's your winner. Congrats zerogravityfat!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 16, 2009, 02:19:49 PM



The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
zerogravityfat - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
lonestar - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1

Hall of fame

tick -7

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 16, 2009, 02:58:46 PM
(https://www.clevelandseniors.com/images/powwow/2007/american-indian-costume.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 16, 2009, 04:10:22 PM
(https://www.clevelandseniors.com/images/powwow/2007/american-indian-costume.jpg)

Gay Indian Pride Day.

Even Indians are Lakers fans.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: klonere on November 16, 2009, 04:13:05 PM
(https://www.clevelandseniors.com/images/powwow/2007/american-indian-costume.jpg)
"And in other news, a re-make of Alice In Wonderland is in the works, featuring a gay Mad Hatter with a percentage sign taped to his crotch. Film at eleven"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 16, 2009, 04:27:21 PM
"Damn paleface, first they take our land and kill our people, and now they have me parading around in outfit even my 6 year old laughs at.  If gods have any mercy, they will kill me right now!"



(I won't be here tomorrow, so someone pls post for me if this piece of epicness wins)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on November 16, 2009, 06:16:44 PM
In a move to make the theater more culturally diverse, casting calls have begun for Jose and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Shadoshi on November 16, 2009, 06:23:16 PM
In a move to make the theater more culturally diverse, casting calls have begun for Jose and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
:tup  :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on November 16, 2009, 07:18:18 PM
Damn.  I knew I should have taken that job with Berkshire Hathaway. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 16, 2009, 09:06:33 PM
(https://www.clevelandseniors.com/images/powwow/2007/american-indian-costume.jpg)
New rad tassel wear. Only 19.95, this week at Old Navy.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 17, 2009, 11:06:10 AM
Pinata training
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 17, 2009, 11:19:55 AM
(https://www.clevelandseniors.com/images/powwow/2007/american-indian-costume.jpg)

Worst gilly suit ever! He's hunting for Mr Slave!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 17, 2009, 01:14:36 PM
What you get if you fuck a swiffer mop.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 17, 2009, 01:27:57 PM
Being a tranny in Mexico is a different thing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 17, 2009, 04:37:55 PM
In a move to make the theater more culturally diverse, casting calls have begun for Jose and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.

this wins.

though kings' gilly reference was randomly spot on (that's what folk call me)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on November 17, 2009, 04:51:54 PM
(https://www.futureshipwreck.com/pics/cw-head.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on November 17, 2009, 06:26:06 PM
In this day and age, there's no fetish to obscure for internet porn.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 17, 2009, 06:32:55 PM
WTF I thought you said this was going to be a bukake scene.  I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT AND ALLERGIC TO MUPPETS!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 17, 2009, 08:02:28 PM
(https://www.futureshipwreck.com/pics/cw-head.jpg)

I think the guy holding the girl without a shirt is the most disturbing thing in this pic.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 17, 2009, 08:03:18 PM
In a move to make the theater more culturally diverse, casting calls have begun for Jose and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.

this wins.

though kings' gilly reference was randomly spot on (that's what folk call me)

So Zero, how'd you get the nickname?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 17, 2009, 08:30:48 PM
Jim Henson just turned over in his grave, over the new got milk add.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on November 17, 2009, 09:55:36 PM
Who's arm is that pushing back at the guy in the white shirt?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 18, 2009, 04:41:49 AM
Who's arm is that pushing back at the guy in the white shirt?
The chick.  The guy behind her is only holding one of her arms.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 18, 2009, 05:46:49 AM
In a move to make the theater more culturally diverse, casting calls have begun for Jose and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.

this wins.

though kings' gilly reference was randomly spot on (that's what folk call me)

So Zero, how'd you get the nickname?

my name is too hard for american folk, it starts with g, my friend's best friend is called billy, so he said we'll call you gilly. the damn thing stuck. not a great fan, but i don't care too much.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Shadoshi on November 18, 2009, 06:06:39 AM
I swear the guy in the yellow shirt is Ray Romano.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 18, 2009, 07:09:05 AM
the tooth fairy finally decided that it may be time to address the sex addiction problem.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 18, 2009, 07:13:12 AM
(https://www.futureshipwreck.com/pics/cw-head.jpg)

Milk, it does a body good!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on November 18, 2009, 08:16:33 AM
Who's arm is that pushing back at the guy in the white shirt?
The chick.  The guy behind her is only holding one of her arms.
Wrong arm.  A.  It's too long to be her left arm.  B.  You can see her left elbow bent down beneath the yellow shirt guy's arm.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 18, 2009, 08:21:38 AM
the oreo race references get weirder by the day.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 18, 2009, 09:04:19 AM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
zerogravityfat - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
lonestar - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1

Hall of fame

tick -7

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on November 18, 2009, 11:53:03 AM
Got milk?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 18, 2009, 12:23:30 PM
Following the resounding success of "Two Girls and a Cup", three guys, a girl and a grown up ALF decide to give it a go.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2009, 12:56:14 PM
New to ABC, "Three guys, a freak and a chick who loves facials".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 18, 2009, 01:26:24 PM
Now THAT's an execution method I wouldn't have chosen.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 18, 2009, 01:28:03 PM
(https://www.futureshipwreck.com/pics/cw-head.jpg)
I'm sorry sir, it's what Monica wanted for her birthday.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 18, 2009, 01:34:59 PM
they don't even talk about shit like that.... in the BIIIBLE.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 18, 2009, 01:37:41 PM
That's what you get for giving three guys a wedgie.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 18, 2009, 01:55:39 PM
(https://www.futureshipwreck.com/pics/cw-head.jpg)

I got it!  He's part man, Part coconut. He's Manconut and he's out for revenge.  Beware those who drink girly drinks!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 18, 2009, 02:17:56 PM
(https://www.futureshipwreck.com/pics/cw-head.jpg)
"Give me mah MILK!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2009, 02:25:10 PM
LET ME INTRODUCE, MY BROTHER!


....



....










And his friend John, his science project Blake, and this glass of milk.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on November 18, 2009, 02:47:30 PM
Who's arm is that pushing back at the guy in the white shirt?

That is her left arm, I think that other patch of skin is the fuzzy dude’s right arm.

I think the guy holding the girl without a shirt is the most disturbing thing in this pic.

No way is it the most disturbing, but definitely the most… curious(?)

Following the resounding success of "Two Girls and a Cup", three guys, a girl and a grown up ALF decide to give it a go.

‘Grown up ALF’ made me chuckle, even if it doesn’t resemble ALF at all. You’re up.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 18, 2009, 08:10:11 PM
I suck at finding and posting pics.....I defer to whoever was next funniest.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 19, 2009, 09:06:28 AM
I suck at finding and posting pics.....I defer to whoever was next funniest.
If I post a picture, would you like to pick a winner ? No reason you can't do that, unless you don't want to ?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 19, 2009, 09:09:56 AM
I wanna post picture too! (and i've never done it before )
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 19, 2009, 09:10:54 AM
I will pick a winner
Post pic.
How long do they have....just the day?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 19, 2009, 09:11:56 AM
Who you talking to?

I guess just 24 hours..
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 19, 2009, 11:41:25 AM
I will pick a winner
Post pic.
How long do they have....just the day?
Pick it in 24 hours from its posting. I will post one now.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 19, 2009, 11:44:10 AM
(https://www.whistlermountainbike.com/wmb/images/SRAM/jordielunn/Jordie_tyler-knife-fight.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: tri.ad on November 19, 2009, 11:45:04 AM
Mario and Wario: The Highschool Years.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 19, 2009, 11:47:10 AM
Bromance foreplay.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 19, 2009, 11:49:59 AM
FILL ME UP BUTTERCUP!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on November 19, 2009, 11:50:45 AM
Man.  If only we had a chick, some milk and a fucked-up alien to throw in, we'd have it made. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 19, 2009, 12:09:17 PM
mr. planters can't save you now bitch!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 19, 2009, 01:12:33 PM
(https://www.whistlermountainbike.com/wmb/images/SRAM/jordielunn/Jordie_tyler-knife-fight.jpg)

Peanut butter doesn't make everything taste good.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 19, 2009, 01:22:31 PM
Man.  If only we had a chick, some milk and a fucked-up alien to throw in, we'd have it made. 
:lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 19, 2009, 02:13:59 PM
Man.  If only we had a chick, some milk and a fucked-up alien to throw in, we'd have it made. 
:lol

currently leading
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 19, 2009, 02:29:51 PM
Choosy ho mo's choose Jiff.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 19, 2009, 03:09:32 PM
seiko... for when you want to measure those good times.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 19, 2009, 05:10:33 PM
Give two stoners a pot of peanut butter and tell them it's shaving cream..
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on November 19, 2009, 05:29:09 PM
Now, where's Fido?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 19, 2009, 08:08:03 PM
Now, where's Fido?

stop now

THAT
IS
YOUR
WINNER!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 19, 2009, 08:23:04 PM
(https://www.whistlermountainbike.com/wmb/images/SRAM/jordielunn/Jordie_tyler-knife-fight.jpg)
"I can't believe it's not butter!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 19, 2009, 09:14:18 PM
Now, where's Fido?

stop now

THAT
IS
YOUR
WINNER!!!!
You are joking correct ? You can't call it that early.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 19, 2009, 09:17:18 PM
New K Y Peanut butter. Why should jelly have all the fun.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 20, 2009, 05:25:57 AM
it was 24 hours?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 20, 2009, 06:26:13 AM
it was 24 hours?
Dude, I posted it at 1:45 pm yesterday afternoon. You called a winner 6 hours later. You need to give people a chance to caption the picture. If that is still your winner, announce it sometime mid afternoon today.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 20, 2009, 02:52:12 PM
We should have never said 'Sure Eddie, you can get anything for your 16th birthday!'
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 21, 2009, 06:08:02 AM
Now, where's Fido?

stop now

THAT
IS
YOUR
WINNER!!!!
I guess ddtonfire is your winner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 21, 2009, 06:13:15 AM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
zerogravityfat - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
lonestar - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1

Hall of fame

tick -7


We are up to date.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on November 21, 2009, 11:24:53 AM
I'll be back in 24 hours to pick a winner!

(https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g98/ddtonfire/picturetopic_do_you_like_your_job.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 21, 2009, 11:34:44 AM
"And the new messiah arrived to save humanity..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on November 21, 2009, 11:35:09 AM
Now where did I leave my car keys?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on November 21, 2009, 11:55:55 AM
"Good god, this elephant shits out scientists!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 21, 2009, 12:03:46 PM
I'll be back in 24 hours to pick a winner!

(https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g98/ddtonfire/picturetopic_do_you_like_your_job.jpg)

Man with Parachute lands in elephants ass.  Film at 11!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 21, 2009, 12:05:16 PM
I'll be back in 24 hours to pick a winner!

(https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g98/ddtonfire/picturetopic_do_you_like_your_job.jpg)

In a total role reversal, Richard Gere gets stuck in an elephants ass.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 21, 2009, 12:09:18 PM
"These new beastiality circus acts are so cutting edge"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 21, 2009, 12:14:10 PM
Rule 34
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Space Invader on November 21, 2009, 01:14:30 PM
I tried to immitate Ace Ventura. Turns out it's harder than it looks.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 21, 2009, 01:57:00 PM
Hey guys, I know you've heard this before, but can you help me get this elephant out of my hair?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 21, 2009, 02:08:13 PM
Well Rob, how much longer do you plan to ignore the huge elephant in the room?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 21, 2009, 02:21:26 PM
Just when he thought his day couldn't get any worse, the elephant farted.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 21, 2009, 04:07:10 PM
You never know whats in a pile of Elephant shit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 22, 2009, 12:27:23 AM
In South America other methods of torture are used.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 22, 2009, 05:16:06 AM
Listen...do you smell something?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 22, 2009, 05:49:28 AM
(https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g98/ddtonfire/picturetopic_do_you_like_your_job.jpg)
Jim's addiction to peanuts had gotten completely out of hand.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: EstyMaJ on November 22, 2009, 07:39:57 AM
look were twinssssssss!!!!







Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 22, 2009, 07:50:21 AM
I told you that guy would be too rich for Dumbo's sensitive stomach ! He can't digest it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 22, 2009, 08:00:54 AM
I'll be back in 24 hours to pick a winner!

(https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g98/ddtonfire/picturetopic_do_you_like_your_job.jpg)

It's a human elephant jack.  Crank the tail to check the treads!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 22, 2009, 08:29:18 AM
Dude, couldn't you just use the "search" function?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on November 22, 2009, 11:49:36 AM
Geez Dumbo, what crawled up your ass today?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Space Invader on November 22, 2009, 12:04:37 PM
"I can see my watch! It's next to his colon!"
"Who cares how it happened, just get me out!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on November 22, 2009, 12:12:43 PM
Well Rob, how much longer do you plan to ignore the huge elephant in the room?

 :D

Winner! A lot of funny ones this round!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 22, 2009, 01:39:58 PM
Yay! ('bout time :P)
Let's see what you make of this:
(https://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/daily_picdump_274_29.jpg)
I'll be back in 24h!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on November 22, 2009, 03:11:06 PM
The 4th Armored Bovine Regiment. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 22, 2009, 05:01:17 PM
"Men who try their hardest not to stare at goats."

"Heading to war with a sheepish grin."

"Nobody look down! There is a goatsie!"

"Alright we are scrapping democracy in the army, these idiots couldn't pick a leader if it hit them on the face!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on November 22, 2009, 05:05:02 PM
"I'm a goat. You're the sheep."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 22, 2009, 05:42:24 PM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
zerogravityfat - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
lonestar - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
mizzi - 1

Hall of fame

tick -7


Congrats on your first win mizzi.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 22, 2009, 10:06:36 PM
"Foreplay gone horribly awry."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on November 22, 2009, 10:21:19 PM
Colonel Dolly, set to receive the Victoria Cross.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2009, 10:25:45 PM
Stevie Nicks getting the royal treatment on her USO tour.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 23, 2009, 07:15:12 AM
Yay! ('bout time :P)
Let's see what you make of this:
(https://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/daily_picdump_274_29.jpg)
I'll be back in 24h!

The new, Don't ask, don't tell policy was implimented after this parade.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 23, 2009, 07:21:27 AM
The military system has gone really ba-a-a-a-a-d since the economy crisis hit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 23, 2009, 07:36:23 AM
The men who march with sheep
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Portrucci on November 23, 2009, 07:43:21 AM
Although they wanted for a Lightly Armoured Multi-use Bus, the military should have known better than to assume everyone knows what the acronyms mean.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BlobVanDam on November 23, 2009, 07:45:40 AM
(https://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/daily_picdump_274_29.jpg)

UNCLE SAM WANTS EWE!

Nobody knows how Dolly made her rise to Sgt, and nobody dared ask.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 23, 2009, 07:58:19 AM
the mounted welsh regiment.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 23, 2009, 09:04:49 AM
Lonely military mans sex toy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: tri.ad on November 23, 2009, 09:08:09 AM
Despite all the doubts, it was decided against breaking the tradition to honour the most valuable soldier with the national flag for the "walk of fame".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 23, 2009, 12:43:00 PM
Well, it's been about 24h and no-one seems to be posting any more caps, so here's the winner.
There were alot of creative caps, but this one really stood out.

Although they wanted for a Lightly Armoured Multi-use Bus, the military should have known better than to assume everyone knows what the acronyms mean.
:lol

'Grats Portrucci!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 23, 2009, 01:00:34 PM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
zerogravityfat - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
lonestar - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
mizzi - 1
Portrucci - 1


Hall of fame

tick -7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Portrucci on November 23, 2009, 06:06:05 PM
(https://pix.4gifs.com/gallery/d/141479-1/Obama_dat_ass.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2009, 06:09:05 PM
And a Democrat officially is in the oval office once again!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on November 23, 2009, 06:42:44 PM
Obama: "I wouldn't mind erecting a National Monument in that Oval Office!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 23, 2009, 07:20:15 PM
good lord those shoes don't go with that dress at all!

someday i will rule two globes!

hey sexy, you wanna be the first in line for the black friday specials?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on November 23, 2009, 07:24:20 PM
newtons 4th law: all male heads experience a torque in the direction of a smokin' hot ass.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 23, 2009, 07:34:58 PM
(https://pix.4gifs.com/gallery/d/141479-1/Obama_dat_ass.jpg)

How the President got his groove back.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 24, 2009, 03:38:29 AM
"Hey mom, you're back!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 24, 2009, 05:45:42 AM
Damn ! That Chelsea Clinton be lookin good.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on November 24, 2009, 09:38:59 AM
(Is that Sarkozy? Well… assuming it is…)

“After his meeting with Sarkozy, Obama began developing plans for his next ‘stimulus package.’
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 24, 2009, 10:10:07 AM
This year, I want rump roast for Thanksgiving dinner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: EstyMaJ on November 24, 2009, 03:16:10 PM
Oh oh Ive got wood !!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Portrucci on November 24, 2009, 05:41:31 PM
newtons 4th law: all male heads experience a torque in the direction of a smokin' hot ass.

Winnar  :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on November 24, 2009, 06:20:12 PM
lol i never thought a physics joke would win!

Hold on to your stomachs folks...
(https://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/Pics/FatFaeries.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 24, 2009, 06:50:50 PM
lol i never thought a physics joke would win!

Hold on to your stomachs folks...
(https://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/Pics/FatFaeries.jpg)

I'm gonna need a lot of flour.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on November 24, 2009, 07:21:13 PM
(https://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/Pics/FatFaeries.jpg)

Stan's snapshot substantiated rumors of several whale sightings at the beach.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 25, 2009, 12:16:47 AM
"Do these bikinis make us look fat?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 25, 2009, 03:51:26 AM
America's Next Top Whale
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BlobVanDam on November 25, 2009, 03:56:02 AM
They say the camera adds 10lbs; so just how many cameras were there?

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on November 25, 2009, 04:15:26 AM
Annual meeting of "Han Solo makes good wall decor" advocates.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 25, 2009, 04:17:59 AM
Kama Sutra in Florida
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on November 25, 2009, 04:19:55 AM
Kama Sutra in America.
Fix'd.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 25, 2009, 04:22:23 AM
Very first splicing of a woman and a pig.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 25, 2009, 05:14:10 AM
lol i never thought a physics joke would win!

Hold on to your stomachs folks...
(https://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/Pics/FatFaeries.jpg)

The ho's for the Fat Boys new video.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 25, 2009, 05:37:40 AM
 A preview of the 2010 Dunkin Donuts calender.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 25, 2009, 06:20:36 AM
the new relief team for the louisiana area included the new mobile levy team.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2009, 08:03:34 AM
The goggles, they do nothing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 25, 2009, 08:38:45 AM
I had thought of a good caption but I had to run to the bathroom and throw up as I was bout to write it. Now, I forgot what I was going to say.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 25, 2009, 08:43:40 AM
goodyear! we bring the sarcasm to your tires.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 25, 2009, 09:14:09 AM
lol i never thought a physics joke would win!

Hold on to your stomachs folks...
(https://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/Pics/FatFaeries.jpg)

Macy's day floats! Brought to you by Plump.com.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 25, 2009, 09:17:47 AM
do not operate heavy machinery after taking cialis.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 25, 2009, 09:18:50 AM
contact your psychiatrist  if the erection lasts more than 4 milliseconds.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: True Death of Life on November 25, 2009, 09:24:56 AM
 :rollin  :rollin  :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 25, 2009, 11:40:02 AM
contact your psychiatrist  if the erection lasts more than 4 milliseconds.
Shoot yourself if the word erection even enters your thoughts.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 25, 2009, 11:41:27 AM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
zerogravityfat - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
lonestar - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
mizzi - 1
Portrucci - 1
TimmyHiggy - 1


Hall of fame

tick -7

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 25, 2009, 11:44:57 AM
(https://pix.4gifs.com/gallery/d/141479-1/Obama_dat_ass.jpg)
Forgive me for posting this now but I just looked at this picture again and wished I had thought of this...

Dark master of sin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 25, 2009, 11:48:19 AM
*I didn't see a winner declared, me thinks, if not....*

MMMMMM, PANCAKES!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on November 25, 2009, 02:50:01 PM
(https://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/Pics/FatFaeries.jpg)

Miami - "Fans line up for the new Twilight film amid warm temperatures here in South Florida, today."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on November 25, 2009, 03:56:31 PM
contact your psychiatrist  if the erection lasts more than 4 milliseconds.
:lol :lol
You are the victor!

Honourable mention goes out to Mizzi with "America's next top whale"
 :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: XianL on November 25, 2009, 04:12:12 PM
contact your psychiatrist  if the erection lasts more than 4 milliseconds.
:lol :lol
You are the victor!

Honourable mention goes out to Mizzi with "America's next top whale"
 :lol

Well done ZGF, well done indeed :clap:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 25, 2009, 05:55:53 PM
thank you :)
(https://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13254/37_2008/ha.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: XianL on November 25, 2009, 06:01:38 PM
"The new wave of anti-rape devices had a few glitches to begin with."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 25, 2009, 06:33:45 PM
thank you :)
(https://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13254/37_2008/ha.jpg)


Damn!  I knew I left that microphone somewhere!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on November 25, 2009, 07:18:12 PM
Go, Go, Tampon....ATTACK!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 26, 2009, 06:01:16 AM
Why does she have really big Qtips sticking out of her...nevermind.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 26, 2009, 06:04:17 AM
Lady Gaga when she was younger.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 26, 2009, 06:09:00 AM
"I'm a goat. You're the sheep."
Clever.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 26, 2009, 08:05:14 AM
I love the new orchestra conductor.  Very enthusiastic.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 26, 2009, 08:52:02 PM
Go, Go, Tampon....ATTACK!!!

winner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on November 26, 2009, 10:21:51 PM
Sweet. OK, here we go:

(https://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/75%20Awkward.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 26, 2009, 10:30:08 PM
It wasn't until he put on the Elvis wig that Buttercup saw more than a casual interest in Bill.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on November 26, 2009, 10:32:42 PM
No longer selling out in Vegas, Elvis staged his next comeback special in Tijuana. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 27, 2009, 06:29:12 AM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 5
zerogravityfat - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
lonestar - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
mizzi - 1
Portrucci - 1
TimmyHiggy - 1
progmonster - 1

Hall of fame

tick -7


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 27, 2009, 06:31:54 AM
(https://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/75%20Awkward.jpg)
Just beyond the crime scene, a bigger offense is about to take place.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 27, 2009, 08:04:30 AM
(https://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/75%20Awkward.jpg)
When the French authorities found the Illich Ramírez a.k.a "The Jackal", they didn't know that this "animal" was dating another one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 27, 2009, 08:47:49 AM
Sweet. OK, here we go:

(https://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/75%20Awkward.jpg)
Elivs, that perv.  He probably has a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich in his speedo.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on November 27, 2009, 10:05:03 AM
(https://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/75%20Awkward.jpg)
"While you're down there..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 27, 2009, 01:29:12 PM
elvis is not dead, he's just hanging with buttercup.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 27, 2009, 02:25:44 PM
"So that's the trick to getting Sally to like me: put some oats in my pants"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2009, 04:37:53 PM
Thank you, thank you very much.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 27, 2009, 04:48:06 PM
those red apples hold a nasty surprise for sea biscuit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 27, 2009, 05:36:43 PM
Sweet. OK, here we go:

(https://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/75%20Awkward.jpg)

The drug sniffing horse finally caught Elvis with his pills stuffed in his crotch.  Busted!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on November 27, 2009, 05:52:36 PM
Horse: "if I was a human, I would be more than adequate"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Portrucci on November 27, 2009, 10:19:48 PM
Thank you for consulting me. Indeed I can confirm, you are NOT hung like a horse
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on November 27, 2009, 10:49:47 PM
Just beyond the crime scene, a bigger offense is about to take place.

w1nner!!!

I sense a David Lynch moment to be exact! LOL
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 28, 2009, 07:55:00 AM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 5
zerogravityfat - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
lonestar - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
mizzi - 1
Portrucci - 1
TimmyHiggy - 1
progmonster - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 8

Thanks !
Be back with a pic...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 28, 2009, 07:57:55 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/amusing-drunk-dude1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 28, 2009, 07:59:52 AM
Too late did Greg realize that what he was snorting wasn't, in fact, the good stuff.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 28, 2009, 08:01:57 AM
Cannibals get creative
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 28, 2009, 08:40:34 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/amusing-drunk-dude1.jpg)

The Pillsbury Doughboy OD'd on too much blow.

Girls wanted to try the theory,"Roll em in flower and find the wet spot".

This is how Al got the knickname Biscut.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: XianL on November 28, 2009, 09:04:34 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/amusing-drunk-dude1.jpg)

Hello. My name is D.B. Pillsbury, and I'd like to talk to you for a minute about the dangers of Biscuit mix.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on November 28, 2009, 05:58:22 PM
"John, in his attempt to get baked."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on November 28, 2009, 06:06:41 PM
Covering up his dandruff problem was getting harder with time.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 28, 2009, 06:42:19 PM
The PG rated remake of "Scarface" was a complete flop.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 29, 2009, 04:36:02 AM
I can't believe it's not flour!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 29, 2009, 05:30:00 AM
Dammit, Nick, the eggwash, THEN the flour dredge!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 29, 2009, 05:30:49 AM
Dammit, Nick, the eggwash, THEN the flour dredge!
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 29, 2009, 05:52:25 AM
In a failed attempt to become a new superhero Joe misunderstood the term "Flour power".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on November 29, 2009, 06:31:39 AM
he was willing to go to great lengths to distract people from the fact that he lost bladder control after 4 beers
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 29, 2009, 09:09:08 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/amusing-drunk-dude1.jpg)

Charlie figured out how to make a snow angel since he lived in southern Florida.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 29, 2009, 09:35:44 AM
flour power!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 29, 2009, 10:09:10 AM
In a failed attempt to become a new superhero Joe misunderstood the term "Flour power".
flour power!
Ninja'd  :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 29, 2009, 10:38:34 AM
1000 Ways to Die, episode 574
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 29, 2009, 10:46:40 AM
oh man, i didnt notice taht one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 29, 2009, 12:33:11 PM
The PG rated remake of "Scarface" was a complete flop.
Tough choice, but here is your winner !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 29, 2009, 01:12:43 PM
Thanks tick!  This should be interesting....

(https://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-blowupdoll-skyguy.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 29, 2009, 01:14:30 PM
Little Ron Jeremy
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: 73109 on November 29, 2009, 01:29:14 PM
The sad thig is...he already has more than 99% of us prog nerds will ever have. :yeahright
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 29, 2009, 01:58:29 PM
It's ok, he's wearing a raincoat
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 30, 2009, 05:47:17 AM
the lack of education for the young terrorists really showed when the baby threated to blow her up.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BlobVanDam on November 30, 2009, 05:57:26 AM
"Fetish porn takes on a whole new level of obscurity"

"It's ok baby, I'm wearing rubber"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 30, 2009, 06:16:41 AM
(https://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-blowupdoll-skyguy.jpg)
Ma ma. This is what daddy was doing with the nice lady in his office at work when I walkedid in the room.

Ima give this bitch 2 inches she will never forget.

I may not reach bottom, but I'll bang the hell out of the sides.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 30, 2009, 07:14:47 AM
Thanks tick!  This should be interesting....

(https://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-blowupdoll-skyguy.jpg)

No son, turn her face down to do the wheelbarrow.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 30, 2009, 07:19:11 AM
5 dollar foot looooong!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 30, 2009, 07:28:58 AM
Look mom, I'm wearing a rain coat !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 30, 2009, 08:19:49 AM
It's ok, he's wearing a raincoat
Look mom, I'm wearing a rain coat !
I'm 'fraid you've been ninja'd, sir  :loser:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 30, 2009, 08:56:15 AM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 5
zerogravityfat - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
mizzi - 1
Portrucci - 1
TimmyHiggy - 1
progmonster - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 8

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on November 30, 2009, 08:59:58 AM
Thanks tick!  This should be interesting....

(https://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-blowupdoll-skyguy.jpg)
Wait till he gets to the cunnulingus
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 30, 2009, 12:17:56 PM
the lack of education for the young terrorists really showed when the baby threated to blow her up.
It was close, but this one edged it out.  Your up. :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 30, 2009, 12:21:20 PM
thank you sir.
(https://ibeatbox.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/blow.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 30, 2009, 12:46:46 PM
"So you better listen up. Bacon & eggs, that's how we roll."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 30, 2009, 12:48:48 PM
Kitchen! it's like having your own mcdonald's at home!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 30, 2009, 12:55:24 PM
"Don't even think about touching my fucking hot sauce!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on November 30, 2009, 01:04:04 PM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

zerogravityfat - 6
kingshegland - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
mizzi - 1
Portrucci - 1
TimmyHiggy - 1
progmonster - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 8


Z grav is one win away from the hall !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 30, 2009, 01:08:08 PM
thank you sir.
(https://ibeatbox.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/blow.jpg)

Hat, 15 dollars
Cheap Rolex ripoff 50 dollars
Cosmetic bling 20 dollars
Old Navy shirt 19.99
Amount of money I would need to eat that pile of shit on his plate... Priceless !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 30, 2009, 01:10:53 PM
The current Administrations new look uncle Sam, enjoying a hearty breakfast.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on November 30, 2009, 01:11:01 PM
Kitchen! it's like having your own mcdonald's at home!

 :lol :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 30, 2009, 01:19:15 PM
Kitchen! it's like having your own mcdonald's at home!
No self ecapulation ! :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 30, 2009, 02:07:29 PM
thank you sir.
(https://ibeatbox.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/blow.jpg)


Michael Irving is the new spokesman for hot sauce, "  When there's no coke to snort, and I need a kick I just reach  me some Michael Irving hotsauce".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on November 30, 2009, 11:02:05 PM
"I'll cut you like I do my food."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 01, 2009, 11:06:43 AM
You better not be tellin' me that my fork is in the wrong hand, fool!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 01, 2009, 11:09:10 AM
Yes I eat bear crap. You got a problem wit dat?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 01, 2009, 12:27:14 PM
thank you sir.
(https://ibeatbox.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/blow.jpg)


Michael Irving is the new spokesman for hot sauce, "  When there's no coke to snort, and I need a kick I just reach  me some Michael Irving hotsauce".

this cracked me up, winna.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on December 01, 2009, 01:21:02 PM
Except he misspelled his name; twice. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 01, 2009, 02:01:48 PM
thank you sir.
(https://ibeatbox.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/blow.jpg)


Michael Irving is the new spokesman for hot sauce, "  When there's no coke to snort, and I need a kick I just reach  me some Michael Irving hotsauce".

this cracked me up, winna.
Except he misspelled his name; twice.  

Thanks Zero!  I'll post a pick when I get home.

And El Barto, if I spelled it wrong I blame the internet! ;D  I checked his name in google ;D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 01, 2009, 02:40:58 PM
thank you sir.
(https://ibeatbox.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/blow.jpg)


Michael Irving is the new spokesman for hot sauce, "  When there's no coke to snort, and I need a kick I just reach  me some Michael Irving hotsauce".

this cracked me up, winna.
Except he misspelled his name; twice.  

Thanks Zero!  I'll post a pick when I get home.

And El Barto, if I spelled it wrong I blame the internet! ;D  I checked his name in google ;D
Fuckin grammar police !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on December 01, 2009, 02:42:02 PM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

zerogravityfat - 6
kingshegland - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
mizzi - 1
Portrucci - 1
TimmyHiggy - 1
progmonster - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 8


Win 6 for the King !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on December 01, 2009, 03:13:57 PM
snip
Fuckin grammar police !
[/quote]
Many people here in Dallas are very fond of Michael. 

Myself even more so.  I would kill to have been able to celebrate my 30th birthday in a hotel with 2 gorgeous strippers, a briefcase full of assorted vibrators, and a frisbee full of blow.  Another example of me admiring what most deplore.   
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 01, 2009, 04:23:43 PM
Here you go!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/chewbacca-pitching.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on December 01, 2009, 06:55:48 PM
1. Leia - "So, I guess you'll be the pitcher and I'll be the catcher..."

2. "Chewbacca made Wookiee mistakes all game long."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on December 01, 2009, 08:34:10 PM
pYzam.com
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 02, 2009, 06:03:34 AM
Here you go!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/chewbacca-pitching.jpg)

obi-wan kenobe was mets' only hope, but the asshat of a manager bought shitty chewbacca to kick start another failed year.

say what you want about the yanks, but they still signed the best pitcher in the universe.

he goes with the furball inside for strike two.

sure the steroids will help you pitch faster, but what to do with the hair growth?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 02, 2009, 06:29:28 AM
Bizarre ways of winning at sport: Discover that the opposition are star wars fans and hope they will always let the wookie win.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BlobVanDam on December 02, 2009, 06:35:40 AM
Yet again, the battle between the Rebels and the Empire ends with a TIE.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 02, 2009, 08:50:23 AM
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 02, 2009, 09:00:38 AM
As a show of unity, the Cubs have decided not to shave until they win the World Series.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on December 02, 2009, 09:12:22 AM
"Han Solo, I've had enough of your shenanigans! Take this!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 02, 2009, 09:15:57 AM
"MLB's big spenders continued to sign non american free agents, with the Marlins picking up veteran lefty Lowbacca-Kantaroo from the Kashyk Bandoleers"


"Harry And The Hendersons II - Harry Pitches!!"


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 02, 2009, 09:21:11 AM
As big as he is, he will do what every celeb does while throwing out the first pitch, throw it 3 feet into the dirt.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 02, 2009, 05:20:35 PM
Here you go!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/chewbacca-pitching.jpg)

obi-wan kenobe was mets' only hope, but the asshat of a manager bought shitty chewbacca to kick start another failed year.

say what you want about the yanks, but they still signed the best pitcher in the universe.

he goes with the furball inside for strike two.

sure the steroids will help you pitch faster, but what to do with the hair growth?

Great posts everyone.  This was hard but Zero pulled the rare 3 homerun game  with his 1st, 2nd and 4th answers(#1was my fav)  Congrats zero! Your a hall of famer!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 02, 2009, 05:25:41 PM
(https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_04/GoldFinger1_468x356.jpg)

hall of fame edition :)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on December 02, 2009, 06:29:24 PM
While novel, Connery's solid gold sex doll proved most painful and unsatisfying.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on December 02, 2009, 09:04:35 PM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
mizzi - 1
Portrucci - 1
TimmyHiggy - 1
progmonster - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 8
zerogravityfat - 7

Welcome ZGrav to the hall ! :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2009, 09:11:49 PM
Who said C3PO would never find work outside of Star Wars?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on December 02, 2009, 11:06:02 PM
(https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_04/GoldFinger1_468x356.jpg)

"Sorry, Trebek, but your mother wasn't available last night. So I f*cked your Emmy instead. I even had a standing ovation, if you know what I mean."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on December 03, 2009, 12:21:32 AM
"Everything he touches turns to gold, on March 21st Sean Connery is.... King Midas."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 03, 2009, 06:01:51 AM
I have a gold finger I would like to show you.

If you tell anyone you saw me in this robe I will have to kill you.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 03, 2009, 06:16:33 AM
"Fleshlight announces "The Shiny Edition"


"are you really George Hamilton's daughter?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 03, 2009, 07:04:17 AM
(https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_04/GoldFinger1_468x356.jpg)

hall of fame edition :)

I didn't know Connery knew the Vulcan Nerve Pinch?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Orbert on December 03, 2009, 07:06:56 AM
"Everything he touches turns to gold, on March 21st Sean Connery is.... King Midas."

:lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on December 03, 2009, 07:09:42 AM
(https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_04/GoldFinger1_468x356.jpg)
"I guess that kind of exhaustion means that she has been a victim of..."
*Wears sun glasses*
"my Golden Gun."
YYYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on December 03, 2009, 09:07:53 AM
After misunderstanding her request, Sean tries to console his date, explaining that he was unfamiliar with what a 'golden shower' was.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Orbert on December 03, 2009, 12:10:18 PM
Damn, another good one! :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 03, 2009, 01:16:23 PM
A porn star takes home an Oscar.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 03, 2009, 06:11:29 PM
(https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_04/GoldFinger1_468x356.jpg)

"Sorry, Trebek, but your mother wasn't available last night. So I f*cked your Emmy instead. I even had a standing ovation, if you know what I mean."

this one cracked me up in the middle of a conference as I was checking the quoates, so thanks asshole. great job.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on December 03, 2009, 06:25:46 PM
LOL, you're not the first person I've done that to actually....

Thanks for my second w1n, here's the next one:
(https://kenoath.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/odd-couple.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 03, 2009, 06:29:39 PM
stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on December 03, 2009, 06:49:18 PM
They're stereotypes because they're true.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 03, 2009, 07:10:20 PM
"Ghetto Patch Dolls, Now With Nipple Rings!!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 03, 2009, 07:36:00 PM
LOL, you're not the first person I've done that to actually....

Thanks for my second w1n, here's the next one:
(https://kenoath.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/odd-couple.jpg)

Me want to Snu Snu!!

Bizzaro Strange Love.  Flavor Flaaaaaaavvvvv Booooooyyyyyyy!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on December 03, 2009, 07:38:40 PM
"I thought she a was the bus stop bench, so I sat down. We've been together ever since..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 03, 2009, 08:12:51 PM
the locals speak of the big witch who holds dark secrets.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on December 04, 2009, 12:20:22 AM
"Rhonda took her ventriloquism act to the streets in an attempt to show the teens the dangers of using crack".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 04, 2009, 06:04:48 AM
Trying to compete with Walmart, Kmart decided to take there photos outdoors in a picturesque setting.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on December 04, 2009, 06:07:22 AM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
progmonster - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
mizzi - 1
Portrucci - 1
TimmyHiggy - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 8
zerogravityfat - 7

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 04, 2009, 08:26:46 AM
"Can I keep it?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 04, 2009, 09:27:12 AM
"Where the Mall Santas can be found in the summertime"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on December 04, 2009, 03:44:11 PM
"This is one love story you DON'T want to hear."

or

"Mommy, look what I found"

or

"We were just testing the weight limit of this bench, sheesh"

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on December 04, 2009, 06:24:47 PM
Trying to compete with Walmart, Kmart decided to take there photos outdoors in a picturesque setting.

Dammit, stop winning! This is the only one that made me chuckle a bit. I guess my picture this time didn't do much for the funny people...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 04, 2009, 06:38:53 PM
shes like a superhero, only she keeps hold of those she saves.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on December 04, 2009, 08:33:52 PM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
progmonster - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
mizzi - 1
Portrucci - 1
TimmyHiggy - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 9
zerogravityfat - 7


Thanks Prog !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 04, 2009, 08:37:55 PM
As I celebrate the 1000th post in this thread and my 9th win, I offer your next picture !
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/18heroin16501.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 04, 2009, 09:56:29 PM
have you ever seen the back of a dollar bill?.....on weeeeeed?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on December 04, 2009, 10:49:46 PM
"Oooh, yeeeah. Now we're only four dollars away from a foot-long sub!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 05, 2009, 04:19:09 AM
Couldn't you just rip out another bible page?
(give yourself a pat on the back if you get this)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on December 05, 2009, 04:58:00 AM
He's lying on the road...ROOOAAADD...RO-AAAAAD...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on December 05, 2009, 05:05:19 AM
Kid Rock prepares to shoot his next album cover.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on December 05, 2009, 05:08:08 AM
You got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT, MAN!   Give me my goddam money...Payback's a motherfucker, ain't it?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 05, 2009, 05:25:10 AM
"I'd like to buy your watch, please"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 05, 2009, 06:12:28 AM
As I celebrate the 1000th post in this thread and my 9th win, I offer your next picture !
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/18heroin16501.jpg)

Dude! I'll pay you a dollar if you wear a girls watch.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 05, 2009, 06:53:46 AM
So you want a blowjob now?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 05, 2009, 07:59:54 AM
These are great so far ! This is going to be a tough choice tonight. :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 05, 2009, 08:34:16 AM
"Dude, I'm telling you: I'm not selling my shirt! Not even for a dollar!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 05, 2009, 08:50:32 AM
As I celebrate the 1000th post in this thread and my 9th win, I offer your next picture !
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/18heroin16501.jpg)

The Road Warrior Redneck edition.

Cousin Bukakee.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 05, 2009, 11:04:55 AM
Duuude i can totally see your scrotum
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 05, 2009, 09:44:53 PM
So you want a blowjob now?
Winner !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on December 05, 2009, 09:45:58 PM



The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
progmonster - 2
mizzi - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
TimmyHiggy - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 9
zerogravityfat - 7


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 06, 2009, 02:31:56 AM
Yay! Be back in a sec with a pic
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 06, 2009, 02:35:32 AM
(https://thatwasrandom.com/random/images/102.jpg)
 :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on December 06, 2009, 03:09:32 AM
"Oh my God, they're spawning!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on December 06, 2009, 03:55:23 AM
(https://thatwasrandom.com/random/images/102.jpg)
Despite the lightning strike, the Johnson's still went on to live happy lives.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 06, 2009, 05:20:23 AM
(https://thatwasrandom.com/random/images/102.jpg)
 :lol

Sometimes, metal can be so wrong.

"When the children cry, Let them know we tried".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 06, 2009, 05:36:23 AM
The randalls were never very smart. They couldn't decide on the child's gender ever since they watched the doctor snip its super long penis growing out of its stomach, so decided to give it a haircut somewhere between both of theirs as a compromise.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on December 06, 2009, 05:42:04 AM
LaBrie family pic - 1983
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 06, 2009, 06:10:43 AM
A hairdresser shot herself in the head at a salon today when a family of 3 came in for a haircut. Details at 11...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on December 06, 2009, 01:07:03 PM
(https://thatwasrandom.com/random/images/102.jpg)

See? This is what happens when you feed them after midnight...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 06, 2009, 02:06:46 PM
Cha cha cha Chia
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 06, 2009, 02:18:50 PM
(https://thatwasrandom.com/random/images/102.jpg)
 :lol

This is the very first Aqua Net ad in Cosmo.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 07, 2009, 06:09:12 AM
Switch from carpet to hardwood today !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 07, 2009, 06:19:04 AM
"The Agassi Christmas Card-complete with crystal meth sampler pack"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BlobVanDam on December 07, 2009, 06:25:01 AM
Macgyver - the legend lives on

Meet today's contestents on "Hair or bird's nest"

Welcome to the 1980s; where the women looked like men, the men looked like women, and the children grew up confused.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on December 07, 2009, 06:50:41 AM
Note to self: Don't hire Ray Charles to do the electricity wiring in your home.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 07, 2009, 10:32:15 AM
Note to self: Don't hire Ray Charles to do the electricity wiring in your home.
The randalls were never very smart. They couldn't decide on the child's gender ever since they watched the doctor snip its super long penis growing out of its stomach, so decided to give it a haircut somewhere between both of theirs as a compromise.
A hard choice between these two. Zydar for short and funny, TimmyHiggy for absurdity...
I'm sorry Zydar, but TimmyHiggy's is just a little bit better.
You win!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on December 07, 2009, 10:44:03 AM
Doh!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 07, 2009, 11:07:25 AM
wow, never thought I would get that one!!

heres the new pic

(https://randazza.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/baby_sandwich.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on December 07, 2009, 11:09:03 AM
New definition of BLT = Baby, lettuce and tomato.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 07, 2009, 11:10:59 AM
wow, never thought I would get that one!!

heres the new pic

(https://randazza.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/baby_sandwich.jpg)
:eek
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 07, 2009, 11:13:17 AM
wow, never thought I would get that one!!

heres the new pic

(https://randazza.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/baby_sandwich.jpg)

My dad allways told my brother, "I should have ate you when your bones were soft". (true story!)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 07, 2009, 11:15:09 AM
wow, never thought I would get that one!!

heres the new pic

(https://randazza.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/baby_sandwich.jpg)

*in my best singing voice*

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on December 07, 2009, 11:15:09 AM
(https://randazza.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/baby_sandwich.jpg)
Winner of the "Most Pointless Use of Lettuce" Award 2009.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 07, 2009, 11:16:33 AM
wow, never thought I would get that one!!

heres the new pic

(https://randazza.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/baby_sandwich.jpg)
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING, WOMAN? AM I NOT USING ENOUGH LETTUCE!?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on December 07, 2009, 11:23:16 AM
(https://randazza.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/baby_sandwich.jpg)
It was at this point that Jim was fired by McDonalds. The food he was serving wasn't nearly processed enough.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 07, 2009, 11:25:35 AM
What do you call an extreme pedophile combined with a sandwich cannibal?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 07, 2009, 11:31:39 AM
What do you call an extreme pedophile combined with a sandwich cannibal?

A pig in a blanket?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on December 07, 2009, 11:35:32 AM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
progmonster - 2
mizzi - 2
TimmyHiggy - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 9
zerogravityfat - 7



Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 07, 2009, 11:37:29 AM
"I said no fucking mayo !"

"The new Wendy's babinator ! When its real, you hear the squeal."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 07, 2009, 11:41:08 AM
eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww, you're supposed to ground it then fry it first!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 07, 2009, 02:39:58 PM
"For some reason, the initial Soylent Green advertisement produced little discernable results."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 07, 2009, 03:19:46 PM
burger king decided to go with mini burgers when baby burgers just didn't pass the focus group.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: tri.ad on December 07, 2009, 03:24:42 PM
Edit: Nah, I'll let it be. Just can't keep up with you guys.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 07, 2009, 03:34:27 PM
republican national convention catering was fired on the spot.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: pianoman on December 07, 2009, 03:40:56 PM
Wife: OH MY GOD! I'M EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT, AND MY BABY DISAPPEARED OVERNIGHT!!!
Husband: Well honey, I wanted to know what it felt like to carry the baby in my belly!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 08, 2009, 12:02:05 PM
5...5 dollar...5 dollar foot long ! So long they hang 2 feet off the bun.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 08, 2009, 12:13:23 PM
"So that's how the creepy martian dude ended up with the stomach human in Total Recall!"


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on December 08, 2009, 12:40:34 PM
5...5 dollar...5 dollar foot long ! So long they hang 2 feet off the bun.

 :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on December 08, 2009, 01:20:28 PM
I'm going to eat yer... I'm bigger than you are, I'm higher in the food chain... Get in my belly!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 08, 2009, 01:24:51 PM
I AM KRONOS!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 08, 2009, 02:13:55 PM
(https://randazza.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/baby_sandwich.jpg)
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the lord this guy wont eat
If I wake inside his belly
I'll lay a fart that's really smelly.
Amen
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 09, 2009, 06:23:56 AM
burger king decided to go with mini burgers when baby burgers just didn't pass the focus group.
They all tickled me, but this one more so than the others. you win ZGF!

ps sorry about the delay. I had a deadline at 5 yesterday and went straight to the pub afterwards...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 09, 2009, 07:00:07 AM
hahah it's ok, thank you. pic coming up shortly.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 09, 2009, 07:02:19 AM
(https://www.joelonsoftware.com/items/2009/03/09Tiara.JPG)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 09, 2009, 07:03:40 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on December 09, 2009, 07:04:18 AM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
progmonster - 2
mizzi - 2
TimmyHiggy - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 9
zerogravityfat - 8



Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 09, 2009, 07:17:54 AM
After the famous Cemetery for Soldiers' Hats and Cemetery for Soldiers' Toothbrushes comes the all new Cemetery for Soldiers' Canines.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: pianoman on December 09, 2009, 08:17:36 AM
Thats what they're using our tax dollars on?  :huh:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 09, 2009, 08:24:56 AM
they had finally found a place to bury the general's wife, that bitch.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 09, 2009, 09:16:13 AM
they had finally found a place to bury the general's wife, that bitch.
ZGrave, stop your self ecaptionation ! You be the judge this round !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 09, 2009, 09:17:09 AM
i couldn't resist passing on something i found hilarious.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 09, 2009, 09:23:12 AM
(https://www.joelonsoftware.com/items/2009/03/09Tiara.JPG)
"I miss poofy so much. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RETRIEVE THAT GRENADE !!!" 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on December 09, 2009, 11:04:41 AM
(https://www.joelonsoftware.com/items/2009/03/09Tiara.JPG)
The irony was, not one of the dogs died during times of war. They just happened to belong to soldiers.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 10, 2009, 07:07:43 AM
(https://www.joelonsoftware.com/items/2009/03/09Tiara.JPG)

"The Dogs of War".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 10, 2009, 08:07:43 AM
we'll go with kings for this one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on December 10, 2009, 09:37:14 AM



The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
progmonster - 2
mizzi - 2
TimmyHiggy - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 9
zerogravityfat - 8
kingshegland - 7


The King is in the hall. :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 10, 2009, 11:27:46 AM
Thanks zero and thank you all.  But mostly I'd like to thank the man above, my bitches, & 40oz!! :metal

I'll post a pic when i get home from work.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on December 10, 2009, 01:35:03 PM
Thanks zero and thank you all.  But mostly I'd like to thank the man above, my bitches, & 40oz!! :metal

I'll post a pic when i get home from work.
Smith was relocated due to his demotion from E9 to K9
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 10, 2009, 01:46:57 PM
Thanks zero and thank you all.  But mostly I'd like to thank the man above, my bitches, & 40oz!! :metal

I'll post a pic when i get home from work.
Smith was relocated due to his demotion from E9 to K9

that would have won you if you weren't half a day late.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 10, 2009, 01:48:41 PM
Thanks zero and thank you all.  But mostly I'd like to thank the man above, my bitches, & 40oz!! :metal

I'll post a pic when i get home from work.
Smith was relocated due to his demotion from E9 to K9

that would have won you if you weren't half a day late.
This calls for
 :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 10, 2009, 02:07:13 PM
Thanks zero and thank you all.  But mostly I'd like to thank the man above, my bitches, & 40oz!! :metal

I'll post a pic when i get home from work.
Smith was relocated due to his demotion from E9 to K9

that would have won you if you weren't half a day late.

That's what I was thinking Z.  There was slim pickins this round.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 10, 2009, 02:09:53 PM
Thanks zero and thank you all.  But mostly I'd like to thank the man above, my bitches, & 40oz!! :metal

I'll post a pic when i get home from work.
Smith was relocated due to his demotion from E9 to K9

that would have won you if you weren't half a day late.
Some pictures are harder to caption then others. That one required a lot of thought just to come up with a decent one. I think that was the deal with that picture. It didn't invoke any immediate response for people.
That's what I was thinking Z.  There was slim pickins this round.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 10, 2009, 02:23:58 PM
lolquoteerror
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 10, 2009, 04:26:15 PM
Have at it everybody!!


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/7493_4857_thumb.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2009, 04:27:19 PM
Finally, truth in advertising.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 10, 2009, 04:34:34 PM
Have at it everybody!!


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/7493_4857_thumb.jpg)
Honey, I tried to get to the tampons but this big display was blocking them, sorry. Shit happens. I did get the olive oil.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 10, 2009, 04:39:52 PM
the epic battle of the isle 5 featured the oat meals and shit begones.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 10, 2009, 04:52:21 PM
A protest of those in favor of shit staying around will take place on Tuesday at city hall.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on December 10, 2009, 04:57:38 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/7493_4857_thumb.jpg)
The brand had to be withdrawn following complaints from customers who tried to use them as pillows.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: skydivingninja on December 10, 2009, 05:58:29 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/7493_4857_thumb.jpg)

I tried sticking one of these in my senator's mouth but it didn't work.  Suggestions?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 10, 2009, 06:31:07 PM
from the makers of shit happens, now comes the solution!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: XianL on December 10, 2009, 11:17:18 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/7493_4857_thumb.jpg)

Little known fact: Tiger Woods crashed his SUV while hurrying to a convenience store to pick a few of these up, as by that point, the shit had just hit the fan.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 10, 2009, 11:20:51 PM
"I'd buy THAT for a dollar."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on December 10, 2009, 11:34:53 PM
You know that you are officially "ShitBegone" when you are 500 sheets to the wind....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2009, 11:41:31 PM
Little known fact.

Those are actually giant bottles of laxatives.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 11, 2009, 05:25:35 AM
"Wether you crinkle it or fold, one whipe and you'll be sold"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 11, 2009, 10:07:17 AM
ShitBegone: Either a friend of yours put something in your drink or you're an elephant.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 11, 2009, 02:22:28 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/7493_4857_thumb.jpg)

I tried sticking one of these in my senator's mouth but it didn't work.  Suggestions?

We have a winner!! Congrats skydivingninja!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on December 11, 2009, 03:12:12 PM
They finally took my suggestion of using pillows as toilet paper.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on December 11, 2009, 04:28:27 PM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
progmonster - 2
mizzi - 2
TimmyHiggy - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninja - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 9
zerogravityfat - 8
kingshegland - 7

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: skydivingninja on December 12, 2009, 08:14:26 PM
Well whaddya know

(https://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd232/skydivingninja/holy-crap-this-cupcake-is-awesome.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on December 12, 2009, 08:24:28 PM
SPOILER: Boy finished his cherry-topped snack.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on December 12, 2009, 08:29:18 PM
Um.. are you gonna eat that?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 12, 2009, 08:34:45 PM
Well whaddya know

(https://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd232/skydivingninja/holy-crap-this-cupcake-is-awesome.jpg)

Hershey kisses never looked the same.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 12, 2009, 09:08:52 PM
Then suddenly the alarm clock went off and ruined everything !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on December 12, 2009, 10:15:52 PM
Silly girls don't know what they're missing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 12, 2009, 10:16:23 PM
Jealous of his ex's new loove, Jeremy "bumps" into her, hoping she'll gag on the tongue.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 13, 2009, 05:11:08 AM
Maybe I can bait them using this... girls are suckers for sweet stuff, and I sure could use a sucker...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 13, 2009, 10:55:45 AM
hey i can always pop the cherry on this cupcake instead.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on December 13, 2009, 11:20:24 AM
(https://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd232/skydivingninja/holy-crap-this-cupcake-is-awesome.jpg)
"Awesome... cake!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 13, 2009, 03:23:29 PM
(https://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd232/skydivingninja/holy-crap-this-cupcake-is-awesome.jpg)

"Exhibitionist women, no thanks. I'll have my British-made treat instead."


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on December 13, 2009, 03:33:30 PM
:lol Brilliant.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on December 13, 2009, 03:54:09 PM

"Exhibitionist women, no thanks. I'll have my British-made treat instead."

 :lol :lol :rollin

Nothing can ever top this...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on December 13, 2009, 04:05:47 PM
Andy?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 13, 2009, 04:21:10 PM
(https://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd232/skydivingninja/holy-crap-this-cupcake-is-awesome.jpg)

"Exhibitionist women, no thanks. I'll have my British-made treat instead."


rumborak

:rollin brilliant.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 13, 2009, 08:48:18 PM
Should I try and have a threesome with these two chicks are just stick my penis in this cupcake ? Decisions.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BlobVanDam on December 13, 2009, 09:01:53 PM

"Exhibitionist women, no thanks. I'll have my British-made treat instead."

rumborak


:slowclap:
This better win.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: skydivingninja on December 14, 2009, 08:04:20 AM
Maybe I can bait them using this... girls are suckers for sweet stuff, and I sure could use a sucker...

WINNER

Yours was great Rumby, but this one actually had me lol'ing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 14, 2009, 09:09:07 AM
Wow, unexpected victory no. 3 for me!!

here we are:
(https://i27.tinypic.com/21d534k.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on December 14, 2009, 09:26:15 AM
When Ariel and Paris Hilton unite.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 14, 2009, 11:33:51 AM
Maybe I can bait them using this... girls are suckers for sweet stuff, and I sure could use a sucker...

WINNER

Yours was great Rumby, but this one actually had me lol'ing.
I applaud you for picking the one you found the most funny and not being influenced by others. :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on December 14, 2009, 11:36:01 AM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
TimmyHiggy - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
progmonster - 2
mizzi - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 9
zerogravityfat - 8
kingshegland - 7


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 14, 2009, 01:12:03 PM
Kids are getting plastic surgery too early these days.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 14, 2009, 01:13:42 PM
Maybe I can bait them using this... girls are suckers for sweet stuff, and I sure could use a sucker...

WINNER

Yours was great Rumby, but this one actually had me lol'ing.

Not that I care too much really, but I was wondering, did you get the reference in my caption?

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 14, 2009, 01:14:51 PM
do you like fish sticks?
well you're a gay fish!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 14, 2009, 01:17:24 PM
You know, I have a caption for that pic, but it's wrong on too many levels.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 14, 2009, 01:18:13 PM
the jolly green giant was very excited to see the little girl?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 14, 2009, 01:21:38 PM
The only occasion on which pedophiles get some tail.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 14, 2009, 02:03:40 PM
Wow, unexpected victory no. 3 for me!!

here we are:
(https://i27.tinypic.com/21d534k.jpg)

Daryl Hannah sure has a lot of plastic surgury.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 14, 2009, 02:35:24 PM
Wow, unexpected victory no. 3 for me!!

here we are:
(https://i27.tinypic.com/21d534k.jpg)
"A whole new world,(don't you dare close your eyes)"
Title: Re: Or, 'The Little Spermaid'
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 14, 2009, 03:04:20 PM

(https://i27.tinypic.com/21d534k.jpg)

"I can't believe I get to fluff for Grinding Nemo!"
Title: Re: Or, 'The Little Spermaid'
Post by: Adami on December 14, 2009, 05:51:47 PM

(https://i27.tinypic.com/21d534k.jpg)

"I can't believe I get to fluff for Grinding Nemo!"
:rollin :rollin

Title: Re: Or, 'The Little Spermaid'
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 15, 2009, 11:51:03 AM

(https://i27.tinypic.com/21d534k.jpg)

"I can't believe I get to fluff for Grinding Nemo!"
You are the winner!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on December 15, 2009, 12:08:39 PM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
TimmyHiggy - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
progmonster - 2
mizzi - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
LeeHarveyKennedy - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 9
zerogravityfat - 8
kingshegland - 7



Title: Re: Or, 'The Little Spermaid'
Post by: lonestar on December 15, 2009, 12:13:54 PM

(https://i27.tinypic.com/21d534k.jpg)

"I can't believe I get to fluff for Grinding Nemo!"
:clap:  Well done boss.
Title: Re: Wait an hour. I'll be drunk and your posts will be funnier.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 15, 2009, 10:41:01 PM
Go go gadget caption!

(https://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/introducing-mr-wtf.jpg)
Title: Re: Wait an hour. I'll be drunk and your posts will be funnier.
Post by: sonatafanica on December 15, 2009, 10:44:28 PM

(https://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/introducing-mr-wtf.jpg)

Well, there's cause and effect for ya.
Title: Re: Wait an hour. I'll be drunk and your posts will be funnier.
Post by: ddtonfire on December 15, 2009, 11:17:31 PM
(https://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/introducing-mr-wtf.jpg)

You got a beef wit me?
Title: Re: Wait an hour. I'll be drunk and your posts will be funnier.
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 16, 2009, 04:40:00 AM
Go go gadget caption!

(https://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/introducing-mr-wtf.jpg)

To say that Matt Lucas' son has problems would be an understatement...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 16, 2009, 05:21:01 AM
Not by the hair on my ginny gin gin
Title: Re: Wait an hour. I'll be drunk and your posts will be funnier.
Post by: mizzl on December 16, 2009, 06:17:39 AM
Go go gadget caption!

(https://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/introducing-mr-wtf.jpg)
World, it has happened. Gene Simmons is out of ideas for attention.
Title: Re: Wait an hour. I'll be drunk and your posts will be funnier.
Post by: King Postwhore on December 16, 2009, 06:57:05 AM
Go go gadget caption!

(https://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/introducing-mr-wtf.jpg)

World news alumi Bat Boy has found a new gig.

Udo Dirkschneider still rocking in his 60's! :metal

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 16, 2009, 06:58:51 AM
my rod has spoken, we will drink the right one first.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: skydivingninja on December 16, 2009, 07:51:06 AM
Maybe I can bait them using this... girls are suckers for sweet stuff, and I sure could use a sucker...

WINNER

Yours was great Rumby, but this one actually had me lol'ing.

Not that I care too much really, but I was wondering, did you get the reference in my caption?

rumborak

99.9% sure I did.

Submission: When your dad is Rob Halford things are bound to get a little strange.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 16, 2009, 07:53:42 AM
beefeater, just like your mother trebek!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: skydivingninja on December 16, 2009, 08:21:52 AM
Junior, put that thing away!   You should know its inappropriate to show your deformed penis to the cameraman!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 16, 2009, 08:34:58 AM
You wanna eat my beef?
Title: Re: Wait an hour. I'll be drunk and your posts will be funnier.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 16, 2009, 10:15:16 AM
Well, there were a lot of really good ones, but I gotta give it up for the simple beauty of sonata's, which had me giggling from the get-go.


(https://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/introducing-mr-wtf.jpg)

Well, there's cause and effect for ya.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 16, 2009, 10:22:59 AM
dude it's been 12 hours!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 16, 2009, 10:24:00 AM
dude it's been 12 hours!
:lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 16, 2009, 10:56:19 AM
anyway for what it's worth;

captain doublefistin' and his trusty compass.
Title: Re: The Decider has spoken
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 16, 2009, 10:58:00 AM
dude it's been 12 hours!

Question ye not the decider's decisions! I thought that in that time, there were some very strong submissions, but none made me laugh out loud as hard as sonata's did.
Title: Re: The Decider has spoken
Post by: Tick on December 16, 2009, 11:05:44 AM
dude it's been 12 hours!

Question ye not the decider's decisions! I thought that in that time, there were some very strong submissions, but none made me laugh out loud as hard as sonata's did.
As the one who works to keep score and uphold the rules, please wait the 24 hours next time you win. Then if its still your winner, declare it so. Thanks.
Title: Re: In which I'm an idiot.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 16, 2009, 11:21:36 AM
Oh. Whoops. Didn't realize there was actually a time limit here. Sorry.
Title: Re: In which I'm an idiot.
Post by: Tick on December 16, 2009, 11:24:07 AM
Oh. Whoops. Didn't realize there was actually a time limit here. Sorry.
No problem.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on December 16, 2009, 11:27:20 AM
(https://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/baboonsCAV_450x300.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 16, 2009, 11:40:12 AM
none of  you sick fucks told me this was going to be a monkey orgy!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 16, 2009, 12:31:04 PM
(https://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/baboonsCAV_450x300.jpg)

The new Gremlin commercial.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 16, 2009, 12:52:54 PM
Typical car wash, complete with illegals working for peanuts.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on December 16, 2009, 02:58:25 PM
(https://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/baboonsCAV_450x300.jpg)

"Monkey shine your car for you!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 16, 2009, 03:04:19 PM
"I didn't know we were on Mel Gibson's property!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 16, 2009, 04:48:53 PM
(https://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/baboonsCAV_450x300.jpg)

 I see ariich's family is causing trouble again.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: skydivingninja on December 16, 2009, 07:49:08 PM
Dun.....Duun.....Duuuuuun....

DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN! (DUN DUN DUN DUN)

Dun.....Duuun.....Duuuuuuuun....

DUN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on December 17, 2009, 05:46:36 AM
I see ariich's family is causing trouble again.
:lol Don't you be dissing ma family!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on December 17, 2009, 05:56:28 AM
"Don't worry ma'am, we've been notified about an illegal banana smuggling operation. This will soon be over".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on December 17, 2009, 06:00:39 AM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
TimmyHiggy - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
progmonster - 2
mizzi - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
LeeHarveyKennedy - 1
sonaticafanica - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 9
zerogravityfat - 8
kingshegland - 7


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 17, 2009, 07:02:58 AM
I see ariich's family is causing trouble again.
:lol Don't you be dissing ma family!

Sorry! It was just too easy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 17, 2009, 07:29:06 AM
Auditions for Green Day's new guitar player didn't work out the way they had planned.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 17, 2009, 08:41:02 AM
"Were not leaving without your daughter !"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 17, 2009, 08:46:06 AM
"We have the AIDS you will be taking it!"


"ola housekeeping!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 17, 2009, 08:47:13 AM
"Gerald, you forgot to lock up our sons again!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 17, 2009, 10:22:28 AM
"We're looking for Tiger's sixteenth mistress---we know she's in here---hand her over!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 17, 2009, 10:28:42 AM
"Karen, they were being serious when they said Kenia's government is run by monkeys!"
Title: Re: With apologies to Jesse Jackson
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 17, 2009, 11:05:13 AM
(https://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/baboonsCAV_450x300.jpg)

"Goodness gracious, Charles! Is this one of those negro street gangs Tom and Ada warned us about?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 17, 2009, 11:39:11 AM
(https://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/baboonsCAV_450x300.jpg)

"Wherest is thy typewriter?!!! We must find it!!"

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 17, 2009, 12:39:25 PM
(https://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/baboonsCAV_450x300.jpg)

"Wherest is thy typewriter?!!! We must find it!!"

rumborak


I can hear the sound effects right now, "BAZZZZING"!!!!
Title: Re: And don't even get me started on that yellow thing. . .
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 17, 2009, 10:19:24 PM
(https://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/baboonsCAV_450x300.jpg)

"Look lady, this mauve top with these white stretch pants? Even I know that's a fashion faux-pas, and I'm a Goddamned monkey!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 18, 2009, 04:08:35 AM
"cmon guys, its gotta be our new toilet facility! It makes so much sense: you shit in the box, wipe your arse on these rags and then they take it all away. So hygienic!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on December 18, 2009, 09:18:14 AM
(https://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/baboonsCAV_450x300.jpg)

"Wherest is thy typewriter?!!! We must find it!!"

rumborak


Winnnnnner



Dry humor always wins.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on December 18, 2009, 10:50:10 AM
"OK, who rolled the 9? Dammit, Jumanji!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on December 18, 2009, 10:54:31 AM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
TimmyHiggy - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
progmonster - 2
mizzi - 2
rumborak - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
LeeHarveyKennedy - 1
sonaticafanica - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 9
zerogravityfat - 8
kingshegland - 7

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 19, 2009, 01:31:12 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/large_2009-07-27-ap-caption-contest.jpg)

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 19, 2009, 04:11:46 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/large_2009-07-27-ap-caption-contest.jpg)

rumborak


Summer camp for Rodeo. 

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 19, 2009, 04:15:47 PM
"Sir, we can't help him! He keeps saying someone told him his mother was a goat!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on December 19, 2009, 06:09:27 PM
rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 19, 2009, 06:11:15 PM
rumborak
you're doing it all wrong!

rumborak

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on December 19, 2009, 06:12:03 PM
rumborak
you're doing it all wrong!

rumborak

rumborak
You don't get it.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on December 19, 2009, 06:18:04 PM
(https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g98/ddtonfire/rumborak.jpg)

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on December 19, 2009, 07:54:49 PM
 :lol :lol  :rollin
 :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 19, 2009, 08:20:42 PM
redneck junior dating league
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 20, 2009, 09:33:16 AM
welsh olympics.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 20, 2009, 10:57:03 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/large_2009-07-27-ap-caption-contest.jpg)
"I'm gonna get my mother a man if it kills me !"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 20, 2009, 11:52:08 AM
hang on to your deer life.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on December 20, 2009, 11:54:32 AM
"I'll never let go, Jack. I promise."
Title: Re: He did get some interesting rashes, however.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 20, 2009, 12:24:25 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/large_2009-07-27-ap-caption-contest.jpg)

rumborak


"Little Bobby's re-creation of the battle scene in The Two Towers didn't quite get him the grade he'd wanted for his film project."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 20, 2009, 06:12:55 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/large_2009-07-27-ap-caption-contest.jpg)
"I'm gonna get my mother a man if it kills me !"

I loved that one, awesome. Winner!!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 20, 2009, 08:06:12 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/teabag1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on December 20, 2009, 08:07:36 PM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
TimmyHiggy - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
progmonster - 2
mizzi - 2
rumborak - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
LeeHarveyKennedy - 1
sonaticafanica - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 10
zerogravityfat - 8
kingshegland - 7


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 20, 2009, 08:22:41 PM
eat my shorts!

cock pushups, all you need is one!

san fran republican tea party.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 20, 2009, 08:24:01 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/teabag1.jpg)

Columbia's new khaki ads.  Stain proof.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 20, 2009, 08:24:45 PM
Sorry Bill, but the label said to induce vomiting.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 20, 2009, 08:41:42 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/teabag1.jpg)

The "40-year old virgin club", during their "Be ready for that special day" training sessions.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 21, 2009, 06:26:09 AM
Dads - A little bit gay.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 21, 2009, 06:36:59 AM
two and a half men, really trying to shock laugh those insecure homophobes in the midwest!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: robwebster on December 21, 2009, 06:43:14 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/teabag1.jpg)
Ronnie's dads took a very modern approach to the "birds and the bees" talk. Next week, dogging.

(..."I hope you're getting all this down.")
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 21, 2009, 07:12:25 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/teabag1.jpg)


NFL linebacker training.  The cock walk.  Next they'll learn the stand over.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on December 21, 2009, 07:12:58 AM
Does this look infected?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 21, 2009, 07:55:23 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/teabag1.jpg)

A different kind of "tail-gating".

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 21, 2009, 08:10:53 AM
Open concept change rooms at the Belt Buckle Festival
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 21, 2009, 08:11:44 AM
Dean does not understand 69. He likes to get, but does not like to give.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 21, 2009, 09:14:28 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/teabag1.jpg)

Conjoined Twins Olympics finalists, seen here in the disciple "just getting from A to B".

rumborak
Title: Re: Pretty ballsy. . .
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 21, 2009, 12:01:33 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/teabag1.jpg)

"I'm gonna get my mother a man if it kills him!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on December 21, 2009, 12:11:05 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/teabag1.jpg)

Why political tea party attendees are known as "tea-baggers".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 21, 2009, 12:47:31 PM
Thank you! :D

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/caption3.jpg)

lady shoves a large pole in her trunk
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 21, 2009, 12:54:23 PM
wtf.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 21, 2009, 12:56:02 PM
Late, but good :lol

EDIT: Actually, "I can fit 4 poles in my trunk!" would have worked too :D

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 21, 2009, 01:13:56 PM
I will be judging a bit early. I will pick a winner around 4:30 pm. Get um in it you got anymore !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 21, 2009, 01:45:04 PM
lol sorry guys, must have mis-clicked and gone to the pic at the bottom of the page and commented on it!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 21, 2009, 02:28:46 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/teabag1.jpg)
Dude!!!! Let me take off my shades first!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 21, 2009, 02:31:39 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/teabag1.jpg)
"jump on and make this a sausage sandwich"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 21, 2009, 02:34:26 PM
I always say go with the one that makes you laugh the most when you first see it. That one was from Zgrav, and it was...

"Eat my shorts !"

Your up !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 21, 2009, 04:18:16 PM
(https://www.bydio.com/images/paris-fergie-midget.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 21, 2009, 04:32:48 PM
Oompah-loompah, duppedy-do, my view is awesome, how 'bout you?


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 21, 2009, 04:35:45 PM
(https://www.bydio.com/images/paris-fergie-midget.jpg)
I don't see anything ?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 21, 2009, 06:04:51 PM
(https://www.bydio.com/images/paris-fergie-midget.jpg)

Suddenly, a black hole hit Zgrav's post, reducing it to nothing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 21, 2009, 06:06:27 PM
(https://www.bydio.com/images/paris-fergie-midget.jpg)
Event horizons, encouraging great captions since 1783
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on December 21, 2009, 06:15:48 PM
(https://www.bydio.com/images/paris-fergie-midget.jpg)

tight squeeze
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 21, 2009, 07:36:47 PM
(https://www.bydio.com/images/paris-fergie-midget.jpg)

X marks the spot to score on Martin Brodeur! ;D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on December 21, 2009, 10:56:31 PM
Despite his apparent inebriation, Little Louie couldn't help but think something about his current situation smelled fishy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 22, 2009, 07:07:39 AM
(https://www.bydio.com/images/paris-fergie-midget.jpg)
"Captain come quickly the portal is closing."

"Do you honestly think I don't know that Mr. Spock ?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BlobVanDam on December 22, 2009, 07:17:42 AM
"Stuck between a butt and a loose place"

"Paris lowers her standards even further.... literally"

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on December 22, 2009, 07:29:24 AM
Poet-Midget-Harlot
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 22, 2009, 08:02:50 AM
Can I ask a serious question ? Is there a picture showing up for all of you because I'm making captions for a blank quote of nothing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 22, 2009, 08:06:58 AM
if you copy and paste the link between the url tags into your address bar then you can see the pic.
I'll see if i can get it to work

(https://www.bydio.com/images/paris-fergie-midget.jpg)

Urine drinking Dwarf perverts can become more of a problem for celebrities than you might first think
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BlobVanDam on December 22, 2009, 08:08:25 AM
Can I ask a serious question ? Is there a picture showing up for all of you because I'm making captions for a blank quote of nothing.

It didn't show up in the thread, but if you paste the url in the address bar, you can get it to show up. It probably doesn't allow hotlinking.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 22, 2009, 08:27:03 AM
i was enjoying the no link quotes more tbh.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 22, 2009, 08:43:51 AM
i was enjoying the no link quotes more tbh.
I was having fun posting them ! :lol
Title: Re: Happens all the time. . .
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 22, 2009, 10:21:42 AM
"Paris? Either your douchebag fell out, or one of us just gave birth."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 22, 2009, 09:22:44 PM
Despite his apparent inebriation, Little Louie couldn't help but think something about his current situation smelled fishy.

hahaha this cracked me up, you're up.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 22, 2009, 10:43:57 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/teabag1.jpg)

"Wet willy wet willy!"

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on December 22, 2009, 11:16:17 PM
(https://www.leegovatos.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/UPS-Sewing-Machine-Tuxedo-Cops.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on December 22, 2009, 11:54:24 PM
(https://www.leegovatos.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/UPS-Sewing-Machine-Tuxedo-Cops.jpg)

UPS never misses a delivery!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 23, 2009, 05:19:08 AM
(https://www.leegovatos.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/UPS-Sewing-Machine-Tuxedo-Cops.jpg)

It's........................Monty Pythons Flying Circus!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 23, 2009, 05:49:05 AM
"Lets see them WhiteBoard their way out of this one!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 23, 2009, 07:53:33 AM
(https://www.leegovatos.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/UPS-Sewing-Machine-Tuxedo-Cops.jpg)

It was a fateful day. The Postman had ripped a hole into his super suit, and without it, he had no powers. Quickly, he had borrowed a sewing machine to remedy the situation.

YooPeeEssor finally saw his chance. He was lurking, waiting for a good moment. Would he finally be able to "deliver" the lethal blow to Postman?



rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on December 23, 2009, 08:00:35 AM
*sewing
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 23, 2009, 09:31:37 AM
(https://www.leegovatos.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/UPS-Sewing-Machine-Tuxedo-Cops.jpg)
UPS = Unfortunately Pussies Sew (so they must be run over at once)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 23, 2009, 09:35:20 AM
UPS guy - " Hey, I just deliver what I'm told to. The kid ordered a sewing machine for his big prom night"
 Cop - "Yeah, well that fruitcake is taking my daughter to the prom so I say we beat the shit out of him !"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on December 23, 2009, 09:39:11 AM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Cool Chris - 4
Zydar - 3
TimmyHiggy - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
progmonster - 2
mizzi - 2
rumborak - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
LeeHarveyKennedy - 1
sonaticafanica - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 10
zerogravityfat - 8
kingshegland - 7



just updating...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 23, 2009, 09:40:20 AM
(https://www.leegovatos.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/UPS-Sewing-Machine-Tuxedo-Cops.jpg)

Driving a truck ain't easy when you have deformed hand in the shape of a sewing machine!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 23, 2009, 11:13:26 AM
(https://www.leegovatos.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/UPS-Sewing-Machine-Tuxedo-Cops.jpg)

As a youngster, James Bond quickly learned that to fight good is to look good.
Title: Re: A new title goes here.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 23, 2009, 11:30:55 AM
"How easy is it to fuck up company property? Sew easy!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 23, 2009, 12:20:28 PM
(https://www.leegovatos.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/UPS-Sewing-Machine-Tuxedo-Cops.jpg)

As a youngster, James Bond quickly learned that to fight good is to look good.
Isn't that his brother, Gaymes Bond ?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on December 23, 2009, 12:26:08 PM
Everyone agreed that it was the weirdest wedding they'd ever been to.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 23, 2009, 12:26:17 PM
(https://www.leegovatos.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/UPS-Sewing-Machine-Tuxedo-Cops.jpg)

MacGyver's early days.




rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 23, 2009, 03:15:27 PM
they even scam you with the mail in russian brides these days.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on December 23, 2009, 03:51:12 PM
"Lets see them WhiteBoard their way out of this one!"

 :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TheVoxyn on December 23, 2009, 03:54:06 PM
(https://www.leegovatos.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/UPS-Sewing-Machine-Tuxedo-Cops.jpg)
I wonder how they are going to sow the pieces of this accident together.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 23, 2009, 05:32:47 PM
(https://www.leegovatos.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/UPS-Sewing-Machine-Tuxedo-Cops.jpg)

"I don't really like UPS that much, but I had a suit and a sewing machine, so what the fuck."


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on December 23, 2009, 05:58:53 PM
"I don't really like UPS that much, but I had a suit and a sewing machine, so what the fuck."

HA! I was about to go with the one before it, but this entry comes in at the wire to win!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 23, 2009, 08:09:49 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/stickdown.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on December 23, 2009, 09:11:53 PM
"Now listen, when they said I'd be shooting a scene with a little prick, this isn't what I had in mind"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on December 24, 2009, 01:36:32 AM
"Look, I know us porn stars are not known for being particularly fussy, but this simply crosses the line."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 24, 2009, 04:30:08 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/stickdown.jpg)

Why do YOU get to wear pants under your toga?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 24, 2009, 05:17:32 AM
"this year's trendy gift: Butt plugs with midgets attached to them"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on December 24, 2009, 06:02:50 AM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Cool Chris - 4
Zydar - 3
TimmyHiggy - 3
rumborak - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
progmonster - 2
mizzi - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
LeeHarveyKennedy - 1
sonaticafanica - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 10
zerogravityfat - 8
kingshegland - 7



I would like to thank all the players who make this game so much fun a Merry Christmas !  :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 24, 2009, 06:05:06 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/stickdown.jpg)
Look buddy, just take your sorry lollipop guild ass back to Oz before I stick that knife up your ass.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on December 24, 2009, 06:10:13 AM
Oompa loompa doompadee doo
Me and Spock are coming for you!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 24, 2009, 09:41:28 AM
"Look, I know us porn stars are not known for being particularly fussy, but this simply crosses the line."

:lol Winner!

(Yes, yes, it's not yet 24 hours, but I'm driving up the mountains in a few hours)

Your turn!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on December 24, 2009, 09:57:06 AM
Schweet!

(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/weird446.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 24, 2009, 10:20:44 AM
"Beckham smaaaash!"

"Sign reads: you've got to have some serious balls to park on disabled!"

"Caution:Objects may crush larger than they are!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 24, 2009, 11:58:56 AM
BMW drivers have no balls. Look what happens when the 2 coincide.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 24, 2009, 12:08:16 PM
Schweet!

(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/weird446.jpg)

Mom!  Durnarb kicked the ball in the Neighbor's yard!

Well go ask earth if you can get it back!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 24, 2009, 12:52:49 PM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/weird446.jpg)

Odin (to Thor): "Lol, kicking the cue ball off the table gives a penalty shot!!"

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 24, 2009, 02:39:40 PM
The Irish's proposal to stop French cheating.



Hey Henry, handball this!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 24, 2009, 03:40:00 PM
The owner of that car will sure be surprised when he finds that a giant soccer ball had crushed it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 24, 2009, 08:40:03 PM
Peter Jackson presents...
Attack of the 50 ft. Tiger Woods !
Title: Re: And the Son of God did pout, and had no desert for a week.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 24, 2009, 09:30:12 PM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/weird446.jpg)

And now a reading from the Gnostic Gospels:

"1And lo, the Lord said unto Jesus Christ 'Son, I am very disappointed in you.' 2 And Jesus did respond 'Aww, Dad, me and Peter were just kickin' the ball around. We didn't mean to cause any damage!' 3 And the Lord did say 'Thou shalt have to pay for that, and Thou shalt also be grounded, for it is an abomination in My sight to crush another man's Toyota.'"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Portrucci on December 25, 2009, 01:11:43 AM
After kicking a children's ball away earlier, Marvin discovered not only that karma's a bitch, but that it's a bloody good football player too
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on December 25, 2009, 05:11:11 PM
:lol Lots of good stuff all round, Adami's was particularly noteworthy for it's directness which made me chuckle.

However, my favourite, despite the fact that I usually prefer short punchy captions, was this gem from LHK:

And now a reading from the Gnostic Gospels:

"1And lo, the Lord said unto Jesus Christ 'Son, I am very disappointed in you.' 2 And Jesus did respond 'Aww, Dad, me and Peter were just kickin' the ball around. We didn't mean to cause any damage!' 3 And the Lord did say 'Thou shalt have to pay for that, and Thou shalt also be grounded, for it is an abomination in My sight to crush another man's Toyota.'"
Good job!
Title: Re: You may as well steer clear of any Labor Day jokes
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 25, 2009, 11:04:38 PM
Yay! Let's keep the strange going:

(https://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/3/26mar5-strange-bedfellows-mix-well.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on December 26, 2009, 12:16:32 AM
Wow!  X-ray specs really do work!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on December 26, 2009, 04:17:12 AM
Climate change was beginning to screw around with the weather so much that nobody knew how to prepare for it anymore.
Title: Re: You may as well steer clear of any Labor Day jokes
Post by: King Postwhore on December 26, 2009, 04:43:16 AM
Yay! Let's keep the strange going:

(https://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/3/26mar5-strange-bedfellows-mix-well.jpg)

Even nudists have to prepare for rain.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on December 26, 2009, 09:33:50 AM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Cool Chris - 4
Zydar - 3
TimmyHiggy - 3
rumborak - 3
ariich - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
Nick - 2
progmonster - 2
mizzi - 2
LeeHarveyKennedy - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 10
zerogravityfat - 8
kingshegland - 7



Updating the stats
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 26, 2009, 09:36:50 AM
Joey Buttafuoco finally finds happiness after Amy Fisher.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 26, 2009, 10:40:21 AM
When you take out a new years resolution to stop skidmarking there has to be some kind of punishment involving public humiliation when you fail.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 26, 2009, 10:55:05 AM
French.
Title: Re: You may as well steer clear of any Labor Day jokes
Post by: progmonster on December 26, 2009, 12:15:27 PM
(https://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/3/26mar5-strange-bedfellows-mix-well.jpg)

Anoraknophobia
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 26, 2009, 02:18:11 PM
I can't believe I shaved my balls for this.
Title: Re: You may as well steer clear of any Labor Day jokes
Post by: skydivingninja on December 26, 2009, 06:57:31 PM
(https://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/3/26mar5-strange-bedfellows-mix-well.jpg)

Anoraknophobia

I was gonna post the same thing you thief!   :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 26, 2009, 07:15:43 PM
just when you thought nudist beaches were bad, they decided to come inland for the winter
Title: Re: You may as well steer clear of any Labor Day jokes
Post by: King Postwhore on December 26, 2009, 07:29:18 PM
Yay! Let's keep the strange going:

(https://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/3/26mar5-strange-bedfellows-mix-well.jpg)

All that bubble gum I bought and these X-ray specs don't really work!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 27, 2009, 10:21:14 AM
I'm going with progmonster on this one. A winnar is you!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on December 27, 2009, 10:50:17 AM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Cool Chris - 4
Zydar - 3
TimmyHiggy - 3
rumborak - 3
ariich - 3
progmonster - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
LeeHarveyKennedy - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 10
zerogravityfat - 8
kingshegland - 7



Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on December 27, 2009, 01:32:00 PM
Thanks! Marillion FTW!!!!

Have fun:

(https://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Crazy%20Mobile%20Man.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on December 27, 2009, 01:39:24 PM
The dangers of radiation from cell phones reach a new high.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on December 27, 2009, 01:57:51 PM
Following Kevin Thackwell's world record of 116 clothes pegs attached to his face, Bob thought he'd have a go at the world record for "cellphones caught in hair".

Discussions over a Genesis reunion were going well until Peter Gabriel turned up in his new stage outfit.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 27, 2009, 02:08:47 PM
(https://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Crazy%20Mobile%20Man.jpg)

"RADIATION FROM CELL PHONES? NONSENSE! NONSENSE!!!!! I HAVE BEEN USING THEM FOR YEARS, AND NOTHING BAD HAS HAPPENED!!! ...... AAAAHAAAAAAAARGRHGHGH!!"



rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on December 27, 2009, 02:19:37 PM
James labrie's new techno-glam side project wasnt exactly a hit...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 27, 2009, 02:22:04 PM
All of a sudden, all phones received a text at the same time...
(https://www.free-horror-movies.com/pics/ScannersExplodingHead.gif)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: 73109 on December 27, 2009, 02:23:22 PM
ew
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 27, 2009, 02:25:31 PM
Thanks! Marillion FTW!!!!

Have fun:

(https://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Crazy%20Mobile%20Man.jpg)
Never accessorize pastel cell phones in the winter!  They don't go with that outfit!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 27, 2009, 02:27:32 PM
Thanks! Marillion FTW!!!!

Have fun:

(https://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Crazy%20Mobile%20Man.jpg)

I know I'm supossed to call someone but I can't remember!

Batman's new nemesis, The Texter!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 27, 2009, 06:09:22 PM
(https://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Crazy%20Mobile%20Man.jpg)

"What's that you say, officer? There's a phone bandit on the loose? I certainly wasn't a-wear of that!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 27, 2009, 06:39:30 PM
Lady Ga Ga's father.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 27, 2009, 06:48:06 PM
(https://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Crazy%20Mobile%20Man.jpg)


Gene Simmons trys out a new look and a song remake for 2010...
"They call me, Dr Phone
 leave a message at the tone
 calling Dr. Phone
 I'll text you when your all alone
calling Dr. Phone..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 27, 2009, 06:49:23 PM
(https://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Crazy%20Mobile%20Man.jpg)
"CAN YA HEAR ME NOW MOTHER FUCKER !!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ZeppelinDT on December 27, 2009, 06:51:48 PM
(https://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Crazy%20Mobile%20Man.jpg)

Need to be on a conference call in the middle of Mardis Gras?  There's an app for that.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on December 27, 2009, 09:37:25 PM
 :lol

These have been great so far. It's going to be a hard choice for me tomorrow.....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 27, 2009, 11:02:48 PM
"call me crazy."


"color me digits."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 28, 2009, 01:41:42 AM
"So you see good chap, I have applied large amounts of extravagant make up while simultaneously attaching many cellular telephones into my hair because I have an eccentric personality and I would very much appreciate some attention. Thank you for your time"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 28, 2009, 06:32:32 AM
Meca lecka high, meca hiney ho.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 28, 2009, 06:40:38 AM
forget elvis, freddy mercury ain't dead!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 28, 2009, 08:22:48 AM
(https://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Crazy%20Mobile%20Man.jpg)

"Lol, you think those are all phones? There's a couple more, but I won't tell you where they are.... ;)  :-* Call me, they're on vibrate! "

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on December 28, 2009, 08:41:44 AM
"Nah, you're just jealous of my eye make-up!"
Title: Re: Seriously, read 'The Game' sometime!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 28, 2009, 11:55:55 AM
(https://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Crazy%20Mobile%20Man.jpg)

"It's called 'peacocking', and it's gonna get me all the pussy I want, guys!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on December 28, 2009, 01:50:11 PM
"CAN YA HEAR ME NOW MOTHER FUCKER !!!"

 :lol

w1nnar!

I also love the Peter Gabriel reference! :hat
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 28, 2009, 01:59:31 PM
Wow ! A lot of good ones. I didn't think I would win. :omg:
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/With-Grandma.gif)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 28, 2009, 02:00:54 PM
Johnny never realized that growing up watching The Golden Girls would have such a profound impact on him.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on December 28, 2009, 02:10:24 PM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Cool Chris - 4
Zydar - 3
TimmyHiggy - 3
rumborak - 3
ariich - 3
progmonster - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
LeeHarveyKennedy - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 11
zerogravityfat - 8
kingshegland - 7




Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ZeppelinDT on December 28, 2009, 02:25:17 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/With-Grandma.gif)

Let's see that bitch Gertrude try to steal my bingo stamper NOW!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on December 28, 2009, 03:57:50 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/With-Grandma.gif)
Jim felt that it was time to test his new Granny Catapult.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 28, 2009, 04:31:50 PM
Wow ! A lot of good ones. I didn't think I would win. :omg:
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/With-Grandma.gif)


Granny!  Granny!  This is not a sex swing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 28, 2009, 06:48:09 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/With-Grandma.gif)

"Absolutely, granny. It's been scientifically proven that exercise is beneficial at all ag....

*crack*

...


Shit."




rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 29, 2009, 02:56:36 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/With-Grandma.gif)

"Absolutely, granny. It's been scientifically proven that exercise is beneficial at all ag....

*crack*

...


Shit."




rumborak

All 4 captions were great, but this one really cracked me up ! :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 29, 2009, 08:30:44 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/treeman_weirdnews1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 29, 2009, 08:33:29 PM
Pedro would have to forever suffer for his mothers erotic obsession with swamp thing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 29, 2009, 09:27:52 PM
Excuse me but you have a little smutch on your face.
Title: Re: It's funny 'cause it's sad
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 29, 2009, 09:55:59 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/treeman_weirdnews1.jpg)

"You like Muse, too? Awesome! Gimme a high fourteen!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: skydivingninja on December 29, 2009, 10:34:15 PM
The Radiohead song "Treefingers" suddenly takes on a whole new meaning.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ZeppelinDT on December 30, 2009, 06:45:16 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/treeman_weirdnews1.jpg)

"Tonight on the Middle-Earth news network - Have the Entwives finally been found?  Tune in at 11:00 for more!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 30, 2009, 06:56:50 AM
Mrs. Ackbar -  "WE CAN'T REPELL FIREPOWER OF THAT MAGNITUDE!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 30, 2009, 06:58:08 AM
respect the wood!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 30, 2009, 07:02:58 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/treeman_weirdnews1.jpg)

An extra from Lorg of the Rings.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 30, 2009, 07:19:49 AM
Confidence is sexy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on December 30, 2009, 12:07:16 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/treeman_weirdnews1.jpg)

The children. They all laugh at me.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 30, 2009, 04:36:48 PM
Pedro would have to forever suffer for his mothers erotic obsession with swamp thing.

:lol Winner!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 30, 2009, 04:49:10 PM
Bout time I won one.

(https://www.foundshit.com/images/elephant-slide.jpg)


So I get to pick the funniest one, and that's the winner? Sweet, good luck.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 30, 2009, 04:53:50 PM
My pic not working?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on December 30, 2009, 04:57:56 PM
It's not showing up
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 30, 2009, 05:07:32 PM
K. Here's another one.

(https://pandadan.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/funny_sport_photo_23.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on December 30, 2009, 05:34:09 PM
"Hey, guys!!!"

"Poof! I'm a fairy!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 30, 2009, 08:05:47 PM
"I saw Adami!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 30, 2009, 09:20:46 PM
K. Here's another one.

(https://pandadan.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/funny_sport_photo_23.jpg)

Cosmo Kramer's new gig. yyyyeeaaa!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on December 30, 2009, 10:09:03 PM
ernest goes diving.
Title: Re: The O toes, however, I have no excuse for
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 30, 2009, 10:22:39 PM
"Baby, I warned you my O face is a little weird!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on December 31, 2009, 02:23:01 AM
"John couldn't believe he got mugged right during his dive jump!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 31, 2009, 07:42:13 AM
Cliff decided to perform the Chicken dance drive with a half pike twist. It is a dive so dangerous it has been banned in 6 countries !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on December 31, 2009, 07:44:17 AM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Cool Chris - 4
rumborak - 4
Zydar - 3
TimmyHiggy - 3
ariich - 3
progmonster - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
LeeHarveyKennedy - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Adami - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 11
zerogravityfat - 8
kingshegland - 7



Happy New Year to all, and thanks for playing ! :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 31, 2009, 01:25:19 PM
-
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 31, 2009, 01:26:52 PM
(https://pandadan.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/funny_sport_photo_23.jpg)

"Oh God, please not now. Maybe if I press my butt cheeks as hard as I can...."

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 31, 2009, 01:28:34 PM
Tick, you missed my recent win. Should be 5 for me.

rumborak

I updated and added your win with Adami's If you check back you will see its accurate. I don't always update for every win. Sometimes I fall behind but I add the past winners I missed. If you still think I missed one, let me know ?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 31, 2009, 01:31:58 PM
You always know Jimmy's in the zone when he has his Robert Deniro face on.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on December 31, 2009, 01:38:43 PM
I veel try my best on zee high dive, mein Fuhrer. Sieg Heil!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 31, 2009, 01:40:03 PM
(https://pandadan.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/funny_sport_photo_23.jpg)

"Oh God, please not now. Maybe if I press my butt cheeks as hard as I can...."

rumborak


I just got my nails done, Dammit!(Yea I'm married :D)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ZeppelinDT on December 31, 2009, 01:42:33 PM
(https://pandadan.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/funny_sport_photo_23.jpg)

"After years of practice, he finally perfected the dive that would bring home the Gold in this year's Special Olympics"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 31, 2009, 02:08:28 PM
(https://pandadan.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/funny_sport_photo_23.jpg)

He knew he had to take desperate measures to catch up with the rest. Maybe miming would do the trick.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 31, 2009, 02:52:04 PM
I veel try my best on zee high dive, mein Fuhrer. Sieg Heil!

I have no idea why but this was the only one that made me laugh. Consider yourself the winner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on December 31, 2009, 07:28:45 PM
Sorry this is so big (and yes, I know I would love to be banned...) What the heck...? Is that what I typed?!?!? I thought I wrote 'that's what she said'

(https://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/cookie_monster_wrestling.jpg)

Happy New Year everyone!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on December 31, 2009, 08:05:26 PM
"C is for Cena. He's good enough for me!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: 73109 on December 31, 2009, 09:49:25 PM
COOOOOOOOOOKIE!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on December 31, 2009, 10:31:36 PM
Sorry this is so big (and yes, I know that's what she said...)

(https://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/cookie_monster_wrestling.jpg)

Happy New Year everyone!

"T is for tap out and that's good enough for me"

"I can't wrestle a mup-"

"Milk, please, all I want is some milk..."

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on January 01, 2010, 12:01:17 AM
(https://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/cookie_monster_wrestling.jpg)

The Blue Meanie  ;D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 01, 2010, 06:21:16 AM
Sorry this is so big (and yes, I know I would love to be banned...) What the heck...? Is that what I typed?!?!? I thought I wrote 'I would love to be banned'

(https://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/cookie_monster_wrestling.jpg)

Happy New Year everyone!

Ah, the famous move, The Chocolate Chip Grip.

Milk, it does the body good!

Cena's just lucky it's not Beaker he's messin with.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 01, 2010, 09:39:19 AM
(https://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/cookie_monster_wrestling.jpg)
"Please Oscar, I beg you, just grab my hand !"

Oscar - "Fuck off !"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 01, 2010, 06:11:01 PM
Cookie's a hell of a drug.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 01, 2010, 06:42:49 PM
The beginning of the end for the WWE.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 01, 2010, 09:52:11 PM
it's...............not..............chocolate...............chip!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on January 01, 2010, 09:53:07 PM
"Milk, please, all I want is some milk..."

The randomness/unexpectedness of this one wins it for me.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on January 02, 2010, 07:55:04 AM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
rumborak - 4
Zydar - 3
TimmyHiggy - 3
ariich - 3
progmonster - 3
Dark Master Of Sin - 3
lonestar - 3
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
LeeHarveyKennedy - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Adami - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 11
zerogravityfat - 8
kingshegland - 7


Everything is up to date !

Would anyone be willing to help with the updates ? I would appreciate it. Let me know if your interested ?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on January 02, 2010, 08:09:44 AM
Sure i would like to help with updates but..
You know, bitch called time differences 'n stuff.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 02, 2010, 10:16:01 AM
Sure i would like to help with updates but..
You know, bitch called time differences 'n stuff.
If you see a new winner and I have not updated, feel free to add the winner or update someones number. :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 02, 2010, 11:49:01 AM
Not on enough to help, but I do know I'm short one win(was gonna wait till I won again, but it's been a whle due to my utter lack of a sense of humor lateley)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on January 02, 2010, 12:17:30 PM
Sure i would like to help with updates but..
You know, bitch called time differences 'n stuff.
If you see a new winner and I have not updated, feel free to add the winner or update someones number. :tup
Will do  :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on January 02, 2010, 12:32:31 PM
Yeah I can update as and when I notice.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 02, 2010, 03:30:28 PM
Not on enough to help, but I do know I'm short one win(was gonna wait till I won again, but it's been a whle due to my utter lack of a sense of humor lateley)
Sorry, I try not to miss any but it can happen. I just added your win to my last update.

Folks, please bring it to my attention if I miss a win you should have received.

and thanks ariich for also volunteering to update.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on January 02, 2010, 10:05:14 PM
anyone is more than welcome to post a pic for me.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 03, 2010, 06:53:43 AM
anyone is more than welcome to post a pic for me.
I'll post it but will you judge in 24 hours ?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 03, 2010, 06:54:39 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/boba_fett_11.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 03, 2010, 06:55:56 AM
"Don't worry ma'am, I'm from the Internet."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 03, 2010, 07:12:17 AM
"Don't worry ma'am, I'm from the Internet."

 :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on January 03, 2010, 07:22:55 AM
"Yo, gimme back my Super Mario Alphabet Soup!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 03, 2010, 08:36:56 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/boba_fett_11.jpg)

Boba Fett, you've let yourself go to hell!

All this costume is missing is a goalie's blocker!

Boba Fett in vacationing in Cancun!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on January 03, 2010, 08:40:54 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/boba_fett_11.jpg)
This week on Where Are They Now...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 03, 2010, 11:23:25 AM
Damn, this fit so well when I was twelve...



( :lol at the white shorts)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 04, 2010, 01:48:21 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/boba_fett_11.jpg)

Shamwow! You'll be saying "Wow!" every time!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 04, 2010, 01:54:50 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/boba_fett_11.jpg)

Jesus christ Han, at least put some effort into this one!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on January 04, 2010, 07:45:12 AM
"Ha..we'll just call you Baba Fat....ya....Baba FAT...AHHAHHAHAHAHA...."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 04, 2010, 09:12:42 AM
"Ha..we'll just call you Baba Fat....ya....Baba FAT...AHHAHHAHAHAHA...."

Well, in German the word "Fett" means exactly that, "fat".

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on January 04, 2010, 09:16:46 AM
youtube that if you havent seen the Spike TV commercials. The Baba Fatt one and the Darth Vader one are pretty funny.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 04, 2010, 10:03:45 AM
"How you doin ?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game
Post by: Tick on January 04, 2010, 10:06:20 AM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
rumborak - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Zydar - 3
TimmyHiggy - 3
ariich - 3
progmonster - 3
lonestar - 3
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
LeeHarveyKennedy - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Adami - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 11
zerogravityfat - 8
kingshegland - 7


Adding Dark masters win. Not sure if he is planning to judge the round or not ? I will wait and see.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ZeppelinDT on January 04, 2010, 10:51:58 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/boba_fett_11.jpg)

After the whole Sarlacc ordeal, Boba Fett decided it was finally time to hang up the armor and retire to Florida.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on January 04, 2010, 05:39:39 PM
"Don't worry ma'am, I'm from the Internet."
Winrar. Message about to be sent.

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
rumborak - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Zydar - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
ariich - 3
progmonster - 3
lonestar - 3
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
LeeHarveyKennedy - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Adami - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 11
zerogravityfat - 8
kingshegland - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 05, 2010, 12:22:36 AM
Oh, nice  ;D

Here's my pic!

(https://www.hohahe.com/photo/funny-police1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 05, 2010, 05:58:18 AM
Oh, nice  ;D

Here's my pic!

(https://www.hohahe.com/photo/funny-police1.jpg)

so i told the suspect PLIE! but he did not, at which point i had to question his commitment to dance.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: robwebster on January 05, 2010, 06:35:17 AM
"We're still not sure how he managed to escape. It's like he saw through our disguises somehow!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 05, 2010, 10:35:10 PM
(https://www.hohahe.com/photo/funny-police1.jpg)

Thanks to recent technology, we can now see into Glenn Beck's nightmares.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nic35 on January 05, 2010, 10:45:20 PM
I bet you can't to this, bitch !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 05, 2010, 10:58:17 PM
(https://www.hohahe.com/photo/funny-police1.jpg)

"Yeah, he was barely out of reach, reaching speeds of over 100mph. It really was a tight chase."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 06, 2010, 02:01:01 AM
Oh, nice  ;D

Here's my pic!

(https://www.hohahe.com/photo/funny-police1.jpg)

so i told the suspect PLIE! but he did not, at which point i had to question his commitment to dance.

Alright, time is up. I declare this one the winner.

zerogravityfat, you're up! I will send a PM.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 06, 2010, 06:32:13 AM
Thanks  :biggrin:
(https://www.njcurling.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/stephen_colbert_colbert_report_2009-12-10.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on January 06, 2010, 06:50:50 AM
"Silly janitor, you don't belong on ice."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 06, 2010, 06:52:12 AM
"When Bruce took sweeping lessons from Yngwie, this was not what he expected."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 06, 2010, 07:12:43 AM
5 dollar foot long !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 06, 2010, 07:16:51 AM
Thanks  :biggrin:
(https://www.njcurling.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/stephen_colbert_colbert_report_2009-12-10.jpg)


There's nothing worse than shoveling behind and Ice Elephant in the Ice Circus.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 06, 2010, 07:16:57 AM
(https://www.njcurling.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/stephen_colbert_colbert_report_2009-12-10.jpg)

Upon the realization he will never get laid doing this sport, Harakiri with the broom was the only honorable option to him.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ZeppelinDT on January 06, 2010, 07:59:56 AM
(https://www.njcurling.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/stephen_colbert_colbert_report_2009-12-10.jpg)

Upon positioning himself for the snap, he quickly realized that his attempt to combine curling and football into one super-sport had once again failed miserably.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 06, 2010, 10:08:24 AM
Jared, just because you star in a TV commercial with football players, you need not feel pressure to be an athlete.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 06, 2010, 10:26:08 AM
(https://www.njcurling.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/stephen_colbert_colbert_report_2009-12-10.jpg)

You'll shit curls when you see it.


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: cthrubuoy on January 06, 2010, 10:57:14 AM
"Must... Clean..."


"Goddamn it, who drew a bullseye on the rink?"
Title: Re: They make your old broom obsolete!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 06, 2010, 11:03:20 AM
(https://www.njcurling.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/stephen_colbert_colbert_report_2009-12-10.jpg)

Should've gotten a Swiffer. . .
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on January 06, 2010, 11:08:26 AM
(https://www.njcurling.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/stephen_colbert_colbert_report_2009-12-10.jpg)
big boys 3: puck me hard
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 06, 2010, 11:25:39 AM
(https://www.njcurling.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/stephen_colbert_colbert_report_2009-12-10.jpg)

Upon the realization he will never get laid doing this sport, Harakiri with the broom was the only honorable option to him.

rumborak


I though for a second the option you were talking about was in the postion he is in. ;D  That poor guy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on January 06, 2010, 11:27:56 AM
AHH FACK I MIISSED TEH FACKING PAUCK IMA SUTCHA ROSER!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 07, 2010, 04:51:11 PM
Its time to pick a winner...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on January 07, 2010, 04:54:26 PM
ahem...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 07, 2010, 05:32:52 PM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
rumborak - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Zydar - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
ariich - 3
progmonster - 3
lonestar - 3
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
LeeHarveyKennedy - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Adami - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 11
zerogravityfat - 9
kingshegland - 7


Adding Zgravs last win and awaiting his judgment of the most recent picture.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 07, 2010, 06:46:32 PM
rumby gets the winner for realizing who it is.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 07, 2010, 07:42:17 PM
rumby gets the winner for realizing who it is.

You will be surprised that I have absolutely no idea what you are referring to :lol But, I will take my win!!

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 5
rumborak - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Zydar - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
ariich - 3
progmonster - 3
lonestar - 3
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
LeeHarveyKennedy - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Adami - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 11
zerogravityfat - 9
kingshegland - 7


Let me dig up a new picture

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 07, 2010, 07:46:56 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/6256375_fb3731b68b.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 07, 2010, 07:59:11 PM
The real reason george reeve killed himself.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 07, 2010, 08:22:26 PM
rumby gets the winner for realizing who it is.
You mean its not Jared ? :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 07, 2010, 08:24:03 PM
The Super People doing there remake of YMCA.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 07, 2010, 08:26:53 PM
Upon seeing this debacle, the Legion of Doom proceeded to kick the lacy panties off of the Superfriends.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 07, 2010, 08:30:18 PM
Lois Lane cheered before thinking to herself "aww, poor jimmy".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 07, 2010, 08:43:22 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/6256375_fb3731b68b.jpg)

robin finally decided to start his own legion.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 07, 2010, 08:46:32 PM
Upon watching the parade, Lex Luthor came up with the brilliant idea of kryptonite butt plugs.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 07, 2010, 09:08:29 PM
up up and were gay.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Volk9 on January 07, 2010, 09:31:26 PM
"Is that kryptonite in your pants, or are you just happy to see me"?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ZeppelinDT on January 07, 2010, 10:19:40 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/6256375_fb3731b68b.jpg)

With crime in the city now at an all-time low, Superman has finally found time to pursue his true passion.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 07, 2010, 10:26:22 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/6256375_fb3731b68b.jpg)

"Hey Bruce, how are you?"
"I'm super, man!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 08, 2010, 06:29:23 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/6256375_fb3731b68b.jpg)
No one is really quite clear on why DC bought the rights to the Bring It On, movie franchise.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 08, 2010, 06:33:50 AM
aliens from krypton kidnap unassuming men and anally probe them.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 08, 2010, 07:19:28 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/6256375_fb3731b68b.jpg)

DC comics are branching out to a new demographic.  I can't wait to see the Fag Wars.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on January 08, 2010, 09:28:28 AM
When General Zod commanded Superman to kneel before him, Zod was shocked to find Superman was happy to do so, having something very specific in mind.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 08, 2010, 09:34:40 AM
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/6256375_fb3731b68b.jpg

"Hey Bruce, how are you?"
"I'm super, man!"

 :lol
Title: Re: Or Prada McNopants. It's quite the League of Evil back there!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 08, 2010, 10:32:49 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/6256375_fb3731b68b.jpg)

"We're here! We're queer! We're the planet's last hope against the Sodomizing Scotsman!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 09, 2010, 06:43:57 AM
Our winners are slacking on their judging...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 09, 2010, 07:01:40 AM
Upon watching the parade, Lex Luthor came up with the brilliant idea of kryptonite butt plugs.

:lol Loved that one.

Next!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 09, 2010, 07:45:15 AM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 5
rumborak - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Zydar - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
ariich - 3
progmonster - 3
lonestar - 3
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
LeeHarveyKennedy - 2
Adami - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 11
zerogravityfat - 9
kingshegland - 7

Adami gets his 2nd win.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 09, 2010, 11:44:44 AM
Sweet.

Here ya go.

(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/a-weird-ugly-people-exist-3s-12.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 09, 2010, 11:49:09 AM
MOM??!!!!???!?!!?!?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 09, 2010, 11:58:38 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/a-weird-ugly-people-exist-3s-12.jpg)

"Going in from the front? From the back? At some point it's all the same..."

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on January 09, 2010, 12:08:56 PM
mario's eyesight was failing him as he got older, which led to regular scenes of him jumping on people vaguely mushroom shaped.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 09, 2010, 12:14:15 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/a-weird-ugly-people-exist-3s-12.jpg)
The picture Mike Portnoy didn't want you to see.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 09, 2010, 12:14:32 PM
O.K.  Grab your partner, lift her tit,  scoop out from under, free dip for chips.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 09, 2010, 12:15:02 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/a-weird-ugly-people-exist-3s-12.jpg)

"Tattoes? I brand my girlfriends! Yeeha!!"

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on January 09, 2010, 12:43:39 PM
New at Walmart: "The Mechanical Bull-Wife"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 09, 2010, 03:21:10 PM
After sleeping with her, Bill stole her panties and parachuted off the nearest cliff to avoid the inevitable next morning.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 09, 2010, 05:53:17 PM
-is it in yet?
-well how the hell should i know?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TheVoxyn on January 09, 2010, 05:54:54 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/a-weird-ugly-people-exist-3s-12.jpg)

Now THAT is piggyback riding.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on January 09, 2010, 05:55:37 PM
It's a reverse whore, you see.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 09, 2010, 08:19:33 PM
A Nightmare To Remember.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 09, 2010, 08:30:22 PM
Sweet.

Here ya go.

(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/a-weird-ugly-people-exist-3s-12.jpg)

I'm looking for some lingerie for my girl.  No you heard right, I'm looking for a saddle.

Where do I put the quarter in to ride this bull?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 10, 2010, 06:07:59 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/a-weird-ugly-people-exist-3s-12.jpg)
Jill's dream was to be on the show the biggest loser. Little did she know he was sitting on her back.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 10, 2010, 11:43:08 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/a-weird-ugly-people-exist-3s-12.jpg)

"You see, doc, it all started with this pimple on my ass. . ."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on January 10, 2010, 11:45:25 AM
Maynard took a picture in his dream and kept it forever.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 10, 2010, 01:05:50 PM
Would someone help me get this monkey off my back?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 10, 2010, 02:42:31 PM
-is it in yet?
-well how the hell should i know?

I like this one the best. No clue why. So turkey man wins.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 10, 2010, 03:45:58 PM
here you go jew man:
(https://www.huffingtonpost.com/archive/236/images/photo2/4413/original/original.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 10, 2010, 04:19:46 PM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 5
rumborak - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Zydar - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
ariich - 3
progmonster - 3
lonestar - 3
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
LeeHarveyKennedy - 2
Adami - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 11
zerogravityfat - 10
kingshegland - 7

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 10, 2010, 06:04:38 PM
(https://www.huffingtonpost.com/archive/236/images/photo2/4413/original/original.jpg)

(1) is it in yet?
(2) well how the hell should i know?

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 11, 2010, 02:00:44 AM
here you go jew man:
(https://www.huffingtonpost.com/archive/236/images/photo2/4413/original/original.jpg)


Yea, how about that israel? Why don't you put that in your wall and smoke it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 11, 2010, 08:02:10 AM
1. Change religion again
2. Hang out with like minded hairy guy to convince everyone
3. deface public property
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 11, 2010, 08:08:34 AM
1. Become US president
2. Wear a hat
3. Profit
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: pianoman on January 11, 2010, 08:36:38 AM
Obama: After our Universal Healthcare plan goes into effect, I will establish universal Hat care, requiring every American to wear a hat. If you do not wear a hat, you will be fined. Oh yeah! this is a nice wall...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 11, 2010, 08:46:46 AM
(https://www.huffingtonpost.com/archive/236/images/photo2/4413/original/original.jpg)

Taken from Obama's book "Foreign policy for dummies". Now with pictures.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 11, 2010, 09:46:03 AM
This ones for all my homies.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on January 11, 2010, 09:52:08 AM
Obama and Rabbi Heimlenshein, unable to find a restroom, were forced to relieve themselves on the side of the road. Obama can be seen here writing BHO WUZ HERE! 4 A GOOD TIEM CALL HILLARY
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 11, 2010, 09:58:35 AM
(https://www.huffingtonpost.com/archive/236/images/photo2/4413/original/original.jpg)

1) "we don't need no education .... dadad ... dadad ..."
2) "I can hear you doing that, stop it."

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on January 11, 2010, 10:13:07 AM
(https://www.huffingtonpost.com/archive/236/images/photo2/4413/original/original.jpg)
1. Find a president.
2. Find a rabbi.
3. ??
4. Profit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 11, 2010, 04:38:06 PM
(https://www.huffingtonpost.com/archive/236/images/photo2/4413/original/original.jpg)

1) "we don't need no education .... dadad ... dadad ..."
2) "I can hear you doing that, stop it."

rumborak

hahaha that cracked me up, you're up.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 11, 2010, 04:54:40 PM
Booya!!

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

rumborak - 6
Cool Chris - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Zydar - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
ariich - 3
progmonster - 3
lonestar - 3
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
LeeHarveyKennedy - 2
Adami - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 11
zerogravityfat - 10
kingshegland - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 11, 2010, 04:54:49 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/PalinandBarbarians.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on January 11, 2010, 05:04:23 PM
Horny 4 Palin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on January 11, 2010, 05:25:07 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/PalinandBarbarians.jpg)
:spam:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 11, 2010, 05:33:24 PM
If ya mess with the Bull, you'll get the horns don't cha know.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 11, 2010, 08:41:57 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/PalinandBarbarians.jpg)

Palin working on the hard vote for 2012, the Viking vote.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 11, 2010, 10:03:00 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/PalinandBarbarians.jpg)

...And somewhere, back and to the left of the camera, Palin's campaign manager leaned over to an intern and chuckled "So who's going to tell her this isn't the real America?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 12, 2010, 06:41:36 AM
palin seen here padding her foreign relations experience.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on January 12, 2010, 07:16:05 AM
"Backstage at the Alestorm concert, number one fan Sarah - does the meet n greet"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 12, 2010, 01:42:02 PM
The Palin family reunion photo
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on January 12, 2010, 01:54:18 PM
Phwoar, that palin bird gives me the horn!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 12, 2010, 01:58:17 PM
I bet she gives great horn.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 12, 2010, 02:07:36 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/PalinandBarbarians.jpg)

"Young maiden of Midgard, thy language leaves something to be desired"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 12, 2010, 03:34:09 PM
Palins reassignment after losing the presidential election.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 12, 2010, 05:06:40 PM
palin got some 'pointers' to prep for fox news.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on January 12, 2010, 07:08:53 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/PalinandBarbarians.jpg)
See, politicians are barbarians.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 12, 2010, 07:15:14 PM
After being kicked out of the republican party, palin found people who were more in line with her world view.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 12, 2010, 09:16:15 PM
"Backstage at the Alestorm concert, number one fan Sarah - does the meet n greet"

:lol  :metal

Winnah!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on January 13, 2010, 05:20:55 AM
Yay me!

As Im awful at both finding and posting amusing photos I'll defer to rumby to pick someone else or post another himself.

But I will chose the winning caption - if that's ok with everyone.

ytse.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on January 13, 2010, 06:36:40 AM
FFS! I know a winner has been announced but I came up with a good one.

"It seems the crew of Fox News has taken Palin in pretty well"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on January 13, 2010, 07:21:24 AM
Can I, can I, can I? Pleaaase?
(https://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/129060667541519372.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 13, 2010, 08:21:48 AM
Can I, can I, can I? Pleaaase?
(https://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/129060667541519372.jpg)

Al was sad when his imagination packed up and left.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on January 13, 2010, 08:42:34 AM
The big yellow fluffy charity gimp had finally made it out of steve's nightmares and into reality in whats been dubbed as "the worst horror film ever thought of".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: XianL on January 13, 2010, 08:46:40 AM
"Tickles wasn't so fun anymore after I grew up."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on January 13, 2010, 08:54:14 AM
After being fired from the teletubbies, Lala was finding it hard to hold a job down.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 13, 2010, 08:59:58 AM
"Excuse me depressed man, is this seat taken ?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 13, 2010, 09:23:38 AM
"Hey fellow, don't be mellow - be yellow!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 13, 2010, 09:43:33 AM
Can I, can I, can I? Pleaaase?
(https://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/129060667541519372.jpg)

Schizophrenia really sucks.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 13, 2010, 10:02:41 AM
(https://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/129060667541519372.jpg)

"I told you, stay away from me. I'm not into this shit, it's sick. I don't even want to know what you would use that bucket for, or whether I would be able to walk afterwards."


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on January 13, 2010, 10:06:47 AM
Yellow guy is yellow, sad guy is sad.
Title: Re: Even worse than the one where my uncle gave me a 'special' present
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 13, 2010, 10:55:40 AM
(https://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/129060667541519372.jpg)

This is the worst birthday ever...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on January 13, 2010, 11:05:11 AM
(https://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/129060667541519372.jpg)
"Go away. I said 'women party.'"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on January 13, 2010, 12:52:44 PM
Slipknot's new outfits hadn't gone down very well with fans, so they resorted to posing as charity workers and preying on the depressed for their primary source of finance.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 13, 2010, 12:59:34 PM
depression can hurt, but now you have yellowmantis. ask your doctor if yellowmantis is right for you.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on January 13, 2010, 02:13:21 PM
"Excuse me sir, can I have a dollar?"

or

Worst get back together plan, ever.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 13, 2010, 02:14:05 PM
Can I, can I, can I? Pleaaase?
(https://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/129060667541519372.jpg)

You want to feel better?  I brought my play doh!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on January 13, 2010, 10:39:49 PM
Years after finally moving out, Bert, fat and balding, was never able to find another friend as good as Ernie.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 13, 2010, 11:19:15 PM
After being rejected by Sesame Street for his "P is for Urine" skit, Peecock, or as he is known to his friends, "the wizzinator" went back to his former habbits of raping sad bald dudes on green benches.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on January 14, 2010, 05:05:35 AM
depression can hurt, but now you have yellowmantis. ask your doctor if yellowmantis is right for you.

This is your winner simply because my wife and I stop and watch every single one of those commercials for the latest "drug" just for the side effects which are usually worse than the symptoms you're attempting to treat.


Congrats
Zero.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 14, 2010, 06:14:01 AM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

rumborak - 6
Cool Chris - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Zydar - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
ariich - 3
progmonster - 3
lonestar - 3
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
LeeHarveyKennedy - 2
Adami - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 11
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 7

I added YSpiders last win and ZGravs as well.

By the way ZGrav, your caption was pure brilliance !!! :lol :metal
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 14, 2010, 03:34:40 PM
(https://mcb.berkeley.edu/labs/heald/Hall%20of%20Fame/images/delicious_JPG.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on January 14, 2010, 04:01:54 PM
After ongoing problems on set, Disney decided to make The Princess and the Frog an animated film instead.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on January 14, 2010, 04:16:16 PM
After years of pork, Kermit decided he wanted to try some dark meat.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on January 14, 2010, 04:25:47 PM
"Silly frog, you don't belong in their mouth."

"I bet they still sing better than Portnoy"

"Didn't know the recession was quite that bad"

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: cthrubuoy on January 14, 2010, 04:44:50 PM
Janine took the medieval cure for a bad cough a little too literally.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 14, 2010, 09:42:13 PM
Frog. The other, other White meat.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 14, 2010, 10:01:23 PM
(https://mcb.berkeley.edu/labs/heald/Hall%20of%20Fame/images/delicious_JPG.jpg)

"Did you hear how hoarse Janice sounded today?"
"Yeah, it's like she's got a. . . Dammit, it's on the tip of my tongue, what's that saying again?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 15, 2010, 05:54:37 AM
"Do I have a piece of something stuck in my teeth ?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on January 15, 2010, 06:55:47 AM
hmm, If licking it gets me high I wonder what putting the whole thing in my mouth does...


Not a lot, it turns out.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 15, 2010, 07:58:51 AM
That's not what we meant when we asked you if you knew how to give...nevermind.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 15, 2010, 08:04:15 AM
(https://mcb.berkeley.edu/labs/heald/Hall%20of%20Fame/images/delicious_JPG.jpg)

"Indian woman born with frog fused in her mouth. Clubbed to death before scientists could examine it."

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on January 15, 2010, 08:17:32 AM
Never mind the frog.............bitch needs a shave!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 15, 2010, 08:21:31 AM
(https://mcb.berkeley.edu/labs/heald/Hall%20of%20Fame/images/delicious_JPG.jpg)

India can't eat cows, but there's nothing sacred with frogs!

There's only one way to practice something wiggling in your mouth.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 15, 2010, 09:04:17 AM
We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on January 15, 2010, 09:07:09 AM
Furious that the frog...along with the rest of the dowery..had to be returned....Shibantha took matters to extremes
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on January 15, 2010, 02:23:58 PM
Never mind the frog.............bitch needs a shave!
saw that too
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 15, 2010, 03:10:20 PM
The retarded frog would never again misunderstand the term "bug eyes".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 15, 2010, 08:02:03 PM
(https://mcb.berkeley.edu/labs/heald/Hall%20of%20Fame/images/delicious_JPG.jpg)
"Bud...ARRRRRRRRRGGGGG!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on January 16, 2010, 09:06:18 AM
Excuse me, but it sounds like you have a frog in your throat.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 16, 2010, 09:19:43 AM
Petas new Go Green campaign, though a failure in America, seemed to be a hit in african nations.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 16, 2010, 10:22:21 AM
After years of pork, Kermit decided he wanted to try some dark meat.

this was glorious.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 16, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on January 16, 2010, 12:54:49 PM
(https://farm2.static.flickr.com/1355/1259369576_8a18c8aacc.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 16, 2010, 03:18:32 PM
Just a couple of inches closer, kid.  I'll teach you to pull my fucking tail.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 16, 2010, 03:25:35 PM
PUSSY!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on January 16, 2010, 04:47:47 PM
Timmy's parents could only hope that was saliva drooling down from his chin.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 16, 2010, 07:59:47 PM
(https://farm2.static.flickr.com/1355/1259369576_8a18c8aacc.jpg?v=0)

Smelling farts is like drinking wine.  It's an art!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on January 16, 2010, 09:01:11 PM
"So wait, the hole is that small, but the poo is that wide!??"

And ariich, i hope you werent referring to me in your caption...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 16, 2010, 09:12:19 PM
redundant pussy is redundant.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2010, 09:20:44 PM
Kids are starting to cheese at a younger and younger age.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on January 17, 2010, 04:25:19 AM
And ariich, i hope you werent referring to me in your caption...
:lol Well...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 17, 2010, 10:53:34 AM
baby ron jeremy just saw the future staring right back at him.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on January 17, 2010, 10:56:08 AM
Little Joe's first trip to the land of Major Boobage.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 17, 2010, 11:04:41 AM
Turns out babies have a fetish for performing analingus on cats. Who knew?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on January 18, 2010, 10:22:02 AM
Timmy's parents could only hope that was saliva drooling down from his chin.

Sorry forgot to judge yesterday.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 18, 2010, 10:37:33 AM
(https://farm2.static.flickr.com/1355/1259369576_8a18c8aacc.jpg?v=0)

"I came out of this? I can't believe that.
And why does daddy like eating them? They're so cute"

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on January 18, 2010, 02:38:15 PM
Woot, thanks Chris!

Am away with work and posting from my phone, so can't really upload a photo! Can someone else upload one and I'll judge tomorrow night!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 18, 2010, 02:53:51 PM
Posted for ariich
(https://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/fat_guy_moped1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 18, 2010, 02:59:04 PM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

rumborak - 6
Cool Chris - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Zydar - 4
ariich - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
lonestar - 3
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
LeeHarveyKennedy - 2
Adami - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 11
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 7

Added CC and ariich
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on January 18, 2010, 03:33:14 PM
They see me rollin', they hatin'
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 18, 2010, 03:34:35 PM
"My other car is a depressed horse."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 18, 2010, 04:33:04 PM
(https://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/fat_guy_moped1.jpg)

"60 miles per gallon my ass. I've tuned the fuck out of this thing, and the best I get is 40mpg. They're all in it, government, manufacturer, I'm telling ya, it's one big conspiracy..."


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 18, 2010, 04:52:52 PM
(https://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/fat_guy_moped1.jpg)
Sing it with me...
get your motor runnin, da da da da da daaaaa, take up the whole highway !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 18, 2010, 04:55:48 PM
What will blow first, the tires or the suspenders?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on January 18, 2010, 05:07:55 PM
Posted for ariich
(https://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/fat_guy_moped1.jpg)

I don't even wanna ride it no more. Darn things jammed up my crack.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 18, 2010, 05:42:14 PM
"My other car is a depressed horse."

 :rollin

I don't even want to enter now, this should win.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 18, 2010, 06:53:11 PM
(https://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/fat_guy_moped1.jpg)

"Have you ever had the impression that it's not you that's moving, but the street is moving under you? I get that all the time, dunno why."


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 18, 2010, 07:15:31 PM
motorcycles are supposed to have 2 tires, count it this one has at least 10.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 18, 2010, 07:37:27 PM
"My other car is a depressed horse."

 :rollin

I don't even want to enter now, this should win.

This! :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 18, 2010, 09:32:20 PM
(https://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/fat_guy_moped1.jpg)
 Jared driving to Subway for the first time !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 19, 2010, 08:20:31 AM
Posted for ariich
(https://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/fat_guy_moped1.jpg)


His Mini Cooper was in the shop.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on January 19, 2010, 03:17:59 PM
"My other car is a depressed horse."
Teh winner! :lol

All entries were pretty good, but this one really made me chuckle. Great job LHK!
Title: Re: That means no perverted low blows about her wristwear, got it?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 19, 2010, 10:34:12 PM
Alright guys, I want a good, clean round this time. With that said, I'm probably not going to get that with this pic:

(https://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/w/weird_face-12771.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 19, 2010, 11:02:28 PM
Ripleys love child.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: veronica on January 20, 2010, 03:09:14 AM
Stop making that duckface!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on January 20, 2010, 05:38:24 AM
Bobby Jones?...Who is Bobby Jones???
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 20, 2010, 05:40:20 AM
the other superheros questioned blowtorch's superpowers.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 20, 2010, 06:22:35 AM
THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ! THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE !
Title: Re: That means no perverted low blows about her wristwear, got it?
Post by: TimmyHiggy on January 20, 2010, 08:16:31 AM
Alright guys, I want a good, clean round this time. With that said, I'm probably not going to get that with this pic:

(https://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/w/weird_face-12771.jpg)
I've never been more aroused
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on January 20, 2010, 08:21:41 AM
After the strange birth of a man-sheep in Turkey, Channel 6 news is here to report that in the same town, a raptor-girl has been sighted!
Title: Re: That means no perverted low blows about her wristwear, got it?
Post by: King Postwhore on January 20, 2010, 08:22:22 AM
Alright guys, I want a good, clean round this time. With that said, I'm probably not going to get that with this pic:

(https://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/w/weird_face-12771.jpg)

Damn Zira is sexy.  Get on me you stinkin ape!
Title: Re: That means no perverted low blows about her wristwear, got it?
Post by: Tick on January 20, 2010, 08:33:21 AM
Alright guys, I want a good, clean round this time. With that said, I'm probably not going to get that with this pic:

(https://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/w/weird_face-12771.jpg)
I've never been more aroused
I've never been less
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 20, 2010, 08:37:03 AM
Alright guys, I want a good, clean round this time. With that said, I'm probably not going to get that with this pic:

(https://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/w/weird_face-12771.jpg)

AFLAC!!!
Title: Re: That means no perverted low blows about her wristwear, got it?
Post by: TimmyHiggy on January 20, 2010, 08:46:34 AM
Alright guys, I want a good, clean round this time. With that said, I'm probably not going to get that with this pic:

(https://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/w/weird_face-12771.jpg)
Hot girls, is there anything they can't do?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 20, 2010, 12:42:18 PM
O.K., the job's yours.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 20, 2010, 12:46:03 PM
Ron Jeremys daughter displays facets of her troubled child hood.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on January 20, 2010, 04:02:53 PM
the newest remake of planet of the apes was trying to go without costumes, which led to a rather unique audition process...
Title: Re: That means no perverted low blows about her wristwear, got it?
Post by: King Postwhore on January 20, 2010, 05:23:01 PM
Alright guys, I want a good, clean round this time. With that said, I'm probably not going to get that with this pic:

(https://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/w/weird_face-12771.jpg)

It finally came true.  My mom told me if I kept doing this face it would freeze that way!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 20, 2010, 09:05:44 PM
Ok, you qualify.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 20, 2010, 09:09:35 PM
Early casting for stage villians of Super Mario 2.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 21, 2010, 12:15:51 AM
Oh my God, it's Jar-Jar Binks. Run for it!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 21, 2010, 10:38:57 AM
THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ! THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE !

WINNAR!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 21, 2010, 11:16:57 AM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

rumborak - 6
Cool Chris - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Zydar - 4
ariich - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
LeeHarveyKennedy - 3
lonestar - 3
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
Adami - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 12
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 7

Added Super LHK and myself.
New pic coming...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 21, 2010, 11:30:37 AM
(https://www.at.artslink.co.za/~elu/objects/intersection.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 21, 2010, 11:33:50 AM
"goodyear it's not."

"after failing to find inspiration for his music on the roads, steve wilson decided to go with rail tracks."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on January 21, 2010, 11:36:56 AM
oh those crazy euros
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 21, 2010, 11:40:22 AM
(https://www.at.artslink.co.za/~elu/objects/intersection.jpg)

The Michelin baby can't help but dream about the past.

New sport, Bumper Ballet!

He's gonna get pulled over because his treads are too low.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 21, 2010, 11:42:00 AM
 Jay was arrested, having not seen the "no silliness" sign behind him.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 21, 2010, 11:46:58 AM
(https://www.at.artslink.co.za/~elu/objects/intersection.jpg)

"New tires, comrade, for the future of the working class. Buy Michelinskov. Pazhalsta!"


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 21, 2010, 11:48:52 AM
coming to a pharmacy near you in 1961; trojan condoms, now thinner for more sensation!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 21, 2010, 11:56:01 AM
Dancing in the street never made Jimmy tired.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on January 21, 2010, 12:46:08 PM
Fans of Michael Jackson are still in denial. He lives on.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 21, 2010, 12:53:31 PM
(https://www.at.artslink.co.za/~elu/objects/intersection.jpg)

"I just drove in from Berlin, and boy is my body tired!"


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on January 21, 2010, 01:05:09 PM
Lady Gaga's eccentric behavior had gone too far...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 21, 2010, 02:22:12 PM
(https://www.at.artslink.co.za/~elu/objects/intersection.jpg)

The gayest left hand signal ever!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on January 21, 2010, 02:35:30 PM
Tick, Super Mario is LeeHarveyKennedy. You might want to re-do the latest standings.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on January 21, 2010, 02:40:09 PM
Spare tire just took on a whole new meaning.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 21, 2010, 04:24:41 PM
Tick, Super Mario is LeeHarveyKennedy. You might want to re-do the latest standings.
Damn, I'm confused enough in life, I don't need help !

Fixed !!!  :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 21, 2010, 04:26:54 PM
Andy tried to convince everyone that he was only acting so crazy because an invisble person was holding a gun to his head. However, germany simply replied with a harty "lol andy".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on January 21, 2010, 08:30:19 PM
fa la la la come tiptoe through the tulips with me
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 22, 2010, 04:40:29 PM
Andy tried to convince everyone that he was only acting so crazy because an invisble person was holding a gun to his head. However, germany simply replied with a harty "lol andy".
Round to Adami.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 23, 2010, 06:41:53 PM
Andy tried to convince everyone that he was only acting so crazy because an invisble person was holding a gun to his head. However, germany simply replied with a harty "lol andy".
Round to Adami.
Adami, I know you are out there today. do you want to post the next picture ?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 23, 2010, 06:48:45 PM
Blah blah blah fine.


(https://thecourier.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834ca83d669e2010536b7a540970b-800wi)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 23, 2010, 09:08:25 PM
Blah blah blah fine.


(https://thecourier.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834ca83d669e2010536b7a540970b-800wi)

Ah, now we see where South Park stole their ideas from. ;D

Jesus isn't in it for the long haul.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 23, 2010, 09:20:27 PM
The reason Adami took so long to post the next picture.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 23, 2010, 09:22:07 PM
The reason Adami took so long to post the next picture.

Took me 1 day. Not 3.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on January 23, 2010, 09:30:43 PM
The reason Adami took so long to post the next picture.

Took me 1 day. Not 3.

 :lol  Adami might be the first to have the best quote for the round they are judging.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 23, 2010, 09:35:42 PM
Why are all those runners wearing there Snuggies backwards ?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 24, 2010, 02:46:00 AM
Jesus is coming - look busy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 24, 2010, 11:21:42 AM
(https://thecourier.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834ca83d669e2010536b7a540970b-800wi)

Just what the fuck was that disrespectful asshole thinking?! Santa doesn't wear black pants!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on January 24, 2010, 11:28:29 AM
The man in the black pants pondered "Didn't Jesus wear sandals?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 24, 2010, 11:53:15 AM
(https://thecourier.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834ca83d669e2010536b7a540970b-800wi)

"Ugh, I must have taken the wrong turn. This doesn't look like Via Dolorosa at all. In fact, what's up with this new Roman fashion?!"

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 24, 2010, 12:24:56 PM
(https://thecourier.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834ca83d669e2010536b7a540970b-800wi)

While this may seem like blasphemy on the surface, church officials could probably get a great number of converts simply by pointing out their lord's superior package.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 24, 2010, 05:51:14 PM
Blah blah blah fine.


(https://thecourier.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834ca83d669e2010536b7a540970b-800wi)

Original Jesus:"Second coming my ass.  This guy is a frickin' pansy. 'OOOH, I need a strap, this cross is too heavy.'  And painted blood, that's not suffering, that's not passion, that's goddamn makeup.  AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THE SANTAS!!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on January 24, 2010, 06:13:20 PM
Out of the way, the big mans going to kick my arse after the "disappearing corpse" stunt I pulled...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on January 24, 2010, 06:49:47 PM
The winner of this race will determine who will hand out the gifts next Christmas.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 24, 2010, 07:59:11 PM
(https://thecourier.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834ca83d669e2010536b7a540970b-800wi)

"Dude, lol, I think it was bigger than that."

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 25, 2010, 12:00:47 AM
(https://thecourier.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834ca83d669e2010536b7a540970b-800wi)

2000 years ago, Christ died for your sins. Two weeks ago, he sprinted for your Sketchers.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on January 25, 2010, 12:02:54 AM
(https://thecourier.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834ca83d669e2010536b7a540970b-800wi)

I have... three... days... to cross the (gasp) finish line...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 25, 2010, 12:33:33 AM
(https://thecourier.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834ca83d669e2010536b7a540970b-800wi)

"The body of Christ, sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and strong! The body of Christ, oh, what a body, I wish it was my own. . ."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 25, 2010, 05:25:03 AM
'jesus came back to claim xmas only way he knew; marathon baby!'

'so the conspiracy theories were true; jesus did run away and avoid crucification'

'jet packs are overrated, i have the power of christ powering me to the finish line!'
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 25, 2010, 12:28:55 PM
(https://thecourier.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834ca83d669e2010536b7a540970b-800wi)

"Both teams, The Christians and The Pagans have their share of hardcore fans."

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 25, 2010, 12:29:46 PM
Hey, rumborak, your PM inbox is full.

Just letting you know, since I can't send a PM to tell you.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 25, 2010, 12:31:34 PM
Thank you! I just emptied it.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 26, 2010, 11:49:20 AM
what's the story here?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 26, 2010, 11:53:47 AM
(https://thecourier.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834ca83d669e2010536b7a540970b-800wi)

"Dude, lol, I think it was bigger than that."

rumborak


Winner. Have at it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 26, 2010, 02:09:06 PM
what's the story here?
Adami is a slacker ?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 26, 2010, 02:11:29 PM
what's the story here?
Adami is a slacker ?

Do you see me running there? I'm clearly not a slacker, don't even make me mention what I did for your sins.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 27, 2010, 10:39:24 AM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Zydar - 4
ariich - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
LeeHarveyKennedy - 3
lonestar - 3
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
Adami - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 12
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 7
rumborak - 7

Added one to Adami too (don't think he did on his own win).

Looking for a pic now...

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 27, 2010, 10:41:17 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/abbaworld-topper.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 27, 2010, 10:47:22 AM
Thanks for updating Rummy, I having a hard time staying on top of it. :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 27, 2010, 11:04:18 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/abbaworld-topper.jpg)

Early promotional stills from Where the Wild Things Are didn't do a lot to increase anticipation for the project.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 27, 2010, 11:08:52 AM
The new spinoff movie Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Chipmunks proved to be a major dissapointment for all ages.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 27, 2010, 11:12:06 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/abbaworld-topper.jpg)

Team America Part 2:  When ABBA attacks!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 27, 2010, 11:21:28 AM
steven wilson does not have skeletons in his closet, it's worse, much worse.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 27, 2010, 11:30:13 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/abbaworld-topper.jpg)
(https://www.progfetish.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/rush-dolls.jpg)
Geddy - "I call Jimmy Carter ! !"
Alex - "I call Ms. Piggy !"
Neal - "I call Dr. Zaius !"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on January 27, 2010, 01:35:06 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/abbaworld-topper.jpg)
Abba officially refute claims that their success has led to big-headedness.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on January 27, 2010, 03:14:49 PM
Abba's new botox look has resulted in their being deported from earth for looking too freaky. It's a shame their jumpsuits were derived from actual space suits, as they keep singing SOS over the radio...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 27, 2010, 04:07:03 PM
The first run of Bratz dolls was an utter failure.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on January 27, 2010, 05:29:40 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/abbaworld-topper.jpg)
Little did they know, Abba realized they were too late to join Genesis' Land of Confusion's video.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 29, 2010, 12:45:42 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/abbaworld-topper.jpg)

While everyone at TED agreed that it was a noble effort, people quietly turned their backs on North Korea's attempt at love dolls and waited for the unveiling of Japan's prototype.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: XianL on January 29, 2010, 08:38:00 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/abbaworld-topper.jpg)
Little did they know, Abba realized they were too late to join Genesis' Land of Confusion's video.

This would win my vote :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 29, 2010, 09:15:44 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/abbaworld-topper.jpg)
Little did they know, Abba realized they were too late to join Genesis' Land of Confusion's video.

This would win my vote :lol

And indeed it is the winner. How can you not win when there's a prog reference in your caption?!

emindead, you're next!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on January 29, 2010, 09:21:18 AM
Wow, first time!!!
Let me see... yeah, have fun with this one:

(https://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01566/torch-light-parade_1566966i.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 29, 2010, 09:30:52 AM
"the crusaders first tried to play nice and go with the Hanukkah candles, but decided to burn the whole thing down instead."

"dammit nick crusaders didn't have glasses!"


"on my command, we will light that giant oven! prepare the matches!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 29, 2010, 10:58:32 AM
Wow, first time!!!
Let me see... yeah, have fun with this one:

(https://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01566/torch-light-parade_1566966i.jpg)

Look, second to the right,  A metroviking!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on January 29, 2010, 12:06:03 PM
(https://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01566/torch-light-parade_1566966i.jpg)
The origins of sparklers.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 29, 2010, 01:11:19 PM
"back in the old days when a women asked for a light it got pretty crazy."

"Floyd, could you wake up, this is a revolution here !"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 29, 2010, 01:14:53 PM
It seems flamers found their origin in the catholic church, no real shock there.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: veronica on January 29, 2010, 02:11:25 PM
"Over there, a fjord! We can walk over it!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 29, 2010, 02:17:34 PM
"You do not simply crusade into Mordor."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 29, 2010, 02:27:40 PM
Wow, first time!!!
Let me see... yeah, have fun with this one:

(https://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01566/torch-light-parade_1566966i.jpg)

Viking Rave!!! Wenches and Meed for everyone!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on January 29, 2010, 02:41:28 PM
Discovery Channel didn't know so many would attend auditions for their new "Viking Revolutions Extreme" series.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 29, 2010, 02:55:36 PM
The DTF rioted upon hearing that Dream Theater was teaming up with the Dixie Chicks for a "Save the Manatees" benefit album.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on January 30, 2010, 09:37:11 AM
Viking Rave!!! Wenches and Meed for everyone!!!
This is the one I liked the most. Your turn!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 30, 2010, 01:39:24 PM
Thanks emindead!!! 


Have fun with this one everybody!!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/iblaster.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on January 30, 2010, 01:41:30 PM
They're really pulling out all the stops to compete with Verizon.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on January 30, 2010, 03:28:22 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/iblaster.jpg)
In a move of entrepreneurial genius, Apple's new iBriefcase bridges the gap between phones and luggage.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 31, 2010, 02:56:00 PM
I'm gonna bump this to give people a little more time.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on January 31, 2010, 05:20:09 PM
Yeeeeeah, boooooiii! Grand masta MAC!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 31, 2010, 05:27:26 PM
After Will Smith furiously turned down the new campaign, apple had to hire less famous people for their new Inegro products.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 01, 2010, 08:07:34 AM
After Will Smith furiously turned down the new campaign, apple had to hire less famous people for their new Inegro products.

This is sooooooooo wrong but funny as hell!!! Congrats Adami you win.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 01, 2010, 09:37:35 PM
Awesome. Here's the next pic.

(https://bblmedia.com/weird_ronald.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 01, 2010, 10:23:56 PM
Ronald though he had it bad till he heard Grimace was giving the Fry Guys blow jobs for coke.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on February 01, 2010, 10:27:41 PM
The hamburglar really got Ronald bad this time.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Chewbacca on February 01, 2010, 11:57:46 PM
(smokers cough) Which toy would you like with your Happy Meal kid?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 02, 2010, 12:00:42 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/iblaster.jpg)
Tyler Perry's "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 02, 2010, 12:05:25 AM
Swing and a miss.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 02, 2010, 12:06:49 AM
:(
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: cookienut on February 02, 2010, 05:01:52 AM
Awesome. Here's the next pic.

(https://bblmedia.com/weird_ronald.jpg)

Wal. Mart.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 02, 2010, 05:13:06 AM
Ronald is out campaining for the new burger: McHomeless.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on February 02, 2010, 05:18:07 AM
After losing his job to Subway's Jarred, Ron goes back to "just being a clown".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on February 02, 2010, 05:37:45 AM
"when you bit in to a big mac, you often thought 'what's in this junk?' well now you know."


"meals on wheels gone terribly wrong."


"anti smoking ads get more and more obscure by the day."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 02, 2010, 07:55:15 AM
Awesome. Here's the next pic.

(https://bblmedia.com/weird_ronald.jpg)

The economy has even hit McDonalds.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 02, 2010, 07:56:20 AM
Oh no, Dad got out his 'high times' costume again.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 02, 2010, 09:45:55 AM
This guy could really use a Happy meal.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 02, 2010, 09:47:02 AM
Guess we know what TDoL's next Halloween costume's going to be :neverusethis:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 03, 2010, 08:34:30 AM
Bump.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 03, 2010, 12:26:09 PM
Amy Winehouse heading off to her new job.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 04, 2010, 06:21:51 AM
Winner please ? Its been 3 days...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 04, 2010, 11:42:01 AM
I'm leaving town for 5 days, so if I win(an unlikeley happening), could someone do the honors for me.  Thanks.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 04, 2010, 11:50:34 AM
This guy could really use a Happy meal.

None of them were that funny, which is why it took me a long time to decide, but this was the best of the bunch. Silver star.

Your turn.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 04, 2010, 02:27:37 PM
This guy could really use a Happy meal.

None of them were that funny, which is why it took me a long time to decide, but this was the best of the bunch. Silver star.

Your turn.
Sometimes none of them will be funny to you Adami, so just just pick the one you hate the least and pick a winner in 24 hours so the game keeps moving along. Thanks for choosing my caption you didn't like as your winner ! :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 04, 2010, 02:29:57 PM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Zydar - 4
ariich - 4
Adami - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
LeeHarveyKennedy - 3
lonestar - 3
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
emindad - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 13
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 8
rumborak - 7


all up to date with last 3 winners... + King !
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 04, 2010, 02:32:53 PM
Wasn't aware of the 24 hour rule, I'll keep it to that from now on, my bad.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 04, 2010, 02:34:12 PM
Wasn't aware of the 24 hour rule, I'll keep it to that from now on, my bad.
no worries. here is the next pic.
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/ba_bishop29wed1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 04, 2010, 02:40:43 PM
And by the power invested in me by the age of aquarius, I pronounce you husband and husband.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on February 04, 2010, 03:37:01 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/ba_bishop29wed1.jpg)
"Well one of us is going to have to change..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 04, 2010, 03:40:33 PM
No Mr. Priest, we're just practicing wearing flowery halo's.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on February 04, 2010, 03:44:44 PM
Now that gay marriage had finally been accepted, the twins tried to take it one step further.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 04, 2010, 03:45:59 PM
"You were in Hawaii two months ago as well?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 04, 2010, 04:07:16 PM
Tick, you missed my win!!! :'(
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 04, 2010, 04:10:48 PM
Wasn't aware of the 24 hour rule, I'll keep it to that from now on, my bad.
no worries. here is the next pic.
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/ba_bishop29wed1.jpg)

And from afar you can hear the wiccans protest.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 04, 2010, 04:11:20 PM
Tick, you missed my win!!! :'(
Sorry King ! I'll add it.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on February 04, 2010, 07:29:34 PM
All the evidence i need to prove that ring binders cause love between any people nearby
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on February 04, 2010, 07:52:07 PM
We are Apollo's Men.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on February 04, 2010, 07:52:45 PM
Mr. Monopoly finally found his true love, at the boardwalk. Sadly though, he did not pass go.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: icysk8r on February 04, 2010, 07:59:16 PM
Wasn't aware of the 24 hour rule, I'll keep it to that from now on, my bad.
no worries. here is the next pic.
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/ba_bishop29wed1.jpg)

And from afar you can hear the wiccans protest.
"I'm not gay, his neck looks like a vagina!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on February 05, 2010, 05:32:07 AM
harry potter finally found the magic he was looking for.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 05, 2010, 12:27:46 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/ba_bishop29wed1.jpg)
"Well one of us is going to have to change..."
Love this one ! Winner ! :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on February 05, 2010, 12:37:15 PM
:D

(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/100115_awkard.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on February 05, 2010, 12:38:09 PM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Zydar - 4
Adami - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
LeeHarveyKennedy - 3
lonestar - 3
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
emindead - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 13
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 8
rumborak - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on February 05, 2010, 12:47:27 PM
posing with my wood.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 05, 2010, 02:49:23 PM
"Introducing the first crutches that actually help you break a leg."

"Upon Sister Mary's reading of the story of Noah, she was prepared should the second round occur."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on February 05, 2010, 02:58:54 PM
I used to look down upon your figuratively, now I can do it literally.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on February 05, 2010, 03:48:17 PM
Sister Bertrille--the Early Years
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 05, 2010, 04:03:55 PM
:D

(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/100115_awkard.jpg)

Nuns on the Run,  The musical!

In the 60's, Nun's resorted to hitting childrens knuckles with stilts.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 05, 2010, 10:24:16 PM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/100115_awkard.jpg)

"The gentleman at the toy store said they'd be habit-forming!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 05, 2010, 10:32:31 PM
:D

(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/100115_awkard.jpg)

"I hope the church doesn't notice their cross is gone..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 06, 2010, 10:38:41 AM
"I'm just trying to make it easier for curious little boys."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 06, 2010, 11:13:58 AM
"I've seen the light, and I'm gaining in height".  [/PT reference]
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on February 06, 2010, 01:08:09 PM
old school upskirt porn.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on February 06, 2010, 01:29:41 PM
marilyn manson had an interesting childhood...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 06, 2010, 02:47:16 PM
Little did trent know that at the tender age of 7, his future would be sculpted by his crazy mother screaming on stilts "YOU BRING ME CLOSER TO GOD!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on February 06, 2010, 02:48:36 PM
Got wood? I do.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 07, 2010, 03:25:05 AM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/100115_awkard.jpg)

"Dear, wasn't there a third stilt included?"
"*Mmm* What? No, no-ooh!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on February 07, 2010, 04:07:45 AM
"I hope the church doesn't notice their cross is gone..."
:lol This one made me laugh the most! :tup

Your turn.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on February 07, 2010, 04:09:11 AM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Zydar - 4
Adami - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
LeeHarveyKennedy - 3
lonestar - 3
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
emindead - 1
Guitarded - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 13
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 8
rumborak - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 08, 2010, 12:47:26 PM
"I hope the church doesn't notice their cross is gone..."
:lol This one made me laugh the most! :tup

Your turn.
Was a message sent ?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 08, 2010, 01:07:31 PM
(https://lovecards.com/images/cards/funny/free/funny_animals_143.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on February 08, 2010, 01:12:43 PM
"Lassie, I am your father!"

"it was darth vader's puppie's irresistable urge to pee all over the power generators that actually brought down the death star."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on February 08, 2010, 01:13:46 PM
Men In Black would like to invite you to our annual Halloween party!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 08, 2010, 02:41:54 PM
"Honey, have you seen my Naughty Nightsuit?"
+1 for those who get the reference
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 08, 2010, 04:08:53 PM
(https://lovecards.com/images/cards/funny/free/funny_animals_143.jpg)

Pug Vader.

I find your lack of Milk Bones disturbing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on February 08, 2010, 04:36:04 PM
When I left you I was but a learner but now...

I am house trained!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 08, 2010, 04:36:49 PM
All the owners in the world, and I have to be a DTF dog.  Fuuuck me!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on February 08, 2010, 04:40:52 PM
Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want a walk, not excuses

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What is thy bidding, my master?



/starwarsfanboy
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 08, 2010, 04:42:59 PM
A darth vader costume? You've failed me for the last time.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 08, 2010, 04:45:40 PM
/starwarsfanboy
All the owners in the world, and I have to be TimmyHiggy's dog.  Fuuuck me!!
fix'd
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on February 08, 2010, 04:46:47 PM
/starwarsfanboy
All the owners in the world, and I have to be TimmyHiggy's dog.  Fuuuck me!!
fix'd

:rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 09, 2010, 11:45:08 AM
(https://lovecards.com/images/cards/funny/free/funny_animals_143.jpg)
Yes, I look stupid, and yes, I'm peeing on the carpet because of it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 10, 2010, 06:06:23 PM

All the owners in the world, and I have to be TimmyHiggy's dog.  Fuuuck me!!
fix'd

I think this one takes the cake.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 11, 2010, 03:06:37 PM

All the owners in the world, and I have to be TimmyHiggy's dog.  Fuuuck me!!
fix'd

I think this one takes the cake.
About fricking time.  I think my last win was back on page 15 or something.  I'll have a pic in just a moment.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 11, 2010, 03:13:32 PM
OK, here we gooooooooooooooo...
(https://www.vatanappally.com/images/funny_dogs.JPG)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on February 11, 2010, 03:34:37 PM
You think it was rain that caused the puddle? Think again!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 11, 2010, 04:03:13 PM
OK, here we gooooooooooooooo...
(https://www.vatanappally.com/images/funny_dogs.JPG)

"And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 11, 2010, 04:04:53 PM
Pussies got some balls.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 11, 2010, 04:19:17 PM
(https://www.vatanappally.com/images/funny_dogs.JPG)
"Fred, somethings very wrong with me, I'm getting a boner."

"Just go with it Larry, enjoy the ride."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on February 11, 2010, 05:12:03 PM
Those dogs are pussy whiped.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on February 11, 2010, 05:26:33 PM
(https://www.vatanappally.com/images/funny_dogs.JPG)
"Fred, somethings very wrong with me, I'm getting a boner."

"Just go with it Larry, enjoy the ride."
Next time I'm cutting through Chinatown.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on February 11, 2010, 08:23:22 PM
(https://www.vatanappally.com/images/funny_dogs.JPG)

Police Dog Academy 6, coming next June. The dog in the back is voiced by Michael Winslow.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 11, 2010, 09:07:02 PM
Fluffy always attended the blind Dogs convention just for a good laugh.
Title: Re: There's actually two ways you can take that. . .
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 11, 2010, 09:24:18 PM
(https://www.vatanappally.com/images/funny_dogs.JPG)

"...And it's getting wet, too!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 11, 2010, 11:34:54 PM
"I... I think Jimmy just transformed into a cat."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 12, 2010, 07:59:27 AM
OK, here we gooooooooooooooo...
(https://www.vatanappally.com/images/funny_dogs.JPG)

The animal version of Braveheart.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on February 12, 2010, 02:07:28 PM
"I'm telling you, it's gonna be legen- Wait for it... wait for it..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 12, 2010, 03:43:19 PM
"I'm telling you, it's gonna be legen- Wait for it... wait for it..."

Winner!  Special Props to king for the Braveheart reference though.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on February 12, 2010, 03:53:27 PM
:D

(https://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9711/1265064763346.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 12, 2010, 04:41:38 PM
:D

(https://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9711/1265064763346.jpg)

Joey C in his early rap days!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 12, 2010, 05:59:37 PM
(sings)

Walk like a man
Talk like a man
Act like gary coooooleman!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on February 12, 2010, 08:19:34 PM
Brock as a young child.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 12, 2010, 09:27:18 PM
(https://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9711/1265064763346.jpg)

"I damn sure peed my pants! What of it, bitch?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 13, 2010, 05:34:40 AM
:D

(https://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9711/1265064763346.jpg)

 Ah, great.  Another Zombie movie.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: robwebster on February 13, 2010, 07:28:38 AM
:D

(https://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9711/1265064763346.jpg)
Wild SNORLAX appeared!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 13, 2010, 10:52:26 AM
(https://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9711/1265064763346.jpg)

"Gotta catch 'em all. . . In my waistband!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 13, 2010, 11:01:13 AM
That's right, a Pokemon shirt. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 13, 2010, 12:48:59 PM
Bedwetter B in the house, muthafucka's!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 13, 2010, 01:02:53 PM
"Even at an early age, Carlos Mencia was desperate for attention."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 13, 2010, 01:36:05 PM
:D

(https://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9711/1265064763346.jpg)

Thr police & parents have found a new way to talk to teenagers about abstinence.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 13, 2010, 03:48:55 PM
"I pee my pants, wuz uuuuup."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on February 13, 2010, 03:57:41 PM
(https://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9711/1265064763346.jpg)

"Gotta catch 'em all. . . In my waistband!"
I give you gold... but I gave it on a Friday, expected better posts, but this one wins.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on February 13, 2010, 03:59:43 PM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Zydar - 4
Adami - 4
lonestar - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Guitarded - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 13
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 8
rumborak - 7
Title: Re: 'Cause old people are always funny, amirite?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 13, 2010, 04:49:52 PM
Really? That's the one that won? Well, I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but I'm a little surprised. Anyway, here goes, y'all:

(https://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Health/Images/old-people-playing-wii.JPG)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on February 13, 2010, 04:52:20 PM
Steroids have some weird side effects.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 14, 2010, 03:32:04 PM
The Mets unveil there latest free agent signing, Mauve Ruth.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on February 14, 2010, 06:26:03 PM
Grandad misunderstood what was meant by "wii"
Title: Re: 'Cause old people are always funny, amirite?
Post by: King Postwhore on February 14, 2010, 06:47:00 PM
Really? That's the one that won? Well, I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but I'm a little surprised. Anyway, here goes, y'all:

(https://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Health/Images/old-people-playing-wii.JPG)

*In my best TV voice*,   "I can't believe it but Marget O'Malley is calling her own shot"!  "I'd be afraid to pitch to her if I was Agnus "The Nutcracker" Henderson"!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on February 14, 2010, 07:51:53 PM
"The nursing home for former athletes. Here you can see Pam Postema -who butchered her left arm in Vietnam- doing a swing; and Bill "the wacko" Rogers -who sadly lost his right eye while practicing some fencing in Alabama- trying to do the role of the catcher... not only did he lose his 3D and depth perception, but he still doesn't know he's not playing in this virtual game."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 15, 2010, 06:43:32 AM
old man - " I'd hit that."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 15, 2010, 06:52:26 AM
(https://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Health/Images/old-people-playing-wii.JPG)

Nintendo fans - loyal till the grave

Wii - now with a senior citizens discount

Introducing Wii Senior Sports, featuring lawn bowls, golf, cricket, keeping kids off the lawn, and Shopping Kart.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 15, 2010, 06:57:54 AM
Sophie dear, that a nice stroke - speaking of which, I'm having one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 15, 2010, 07:11:44 AM
Sophie dear, that a nice stroke - speaking of which, I'm having one.
:lol
Title: Re: It's funny, 'cause old people have health problems! What a riot!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 15, 2010, 02:49:19 PM
Sophie dear, that a nice stroke - speaking of which, I'm having one.

There was a whole lot of win inside of this caption. I'll let you keep it. Nice job, sir!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 16, 2010, 12:15:54 AM
Oh thanks  ;D

I hope we haven't had this one before.

(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/58849_3092e1dd1b.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 16, 2010, 12:17:59 AM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 5
Zydar - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Adami - 4
lonestar - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Guitarded - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 13
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 8
rumborak - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 16, 2010, 08:01:43 AM
Oh thanks  ;D

I hope we haven't had this one before.

(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/58849_3092e1dd1b.jpg)

Vagisil, when the rug won't work!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on February 16, 2010, 12:02:44 PM
cat - $not much
hoover - $not much

the look on the cats face when you turn on the hoover whilst it enjoys a scratch - priceless
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on February 16, 2010, 12:05:13 PM
artist's impression of fiddler on the roof.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 16, 2010, 12:18:08 PM
"MOM! DON'T YOU KNOCK!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 16, 2010, 12:19:26 PM
Oh thanks  ;D

I hope we haven't had this one before.

(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/58849_3092e1dd1b.jpg)
God that's making me so hot!!! Now just move that hand baby!!!  That's right, show me the goods!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 16, 2010, 04:54:03 PM
Oh thanks  ;D

I hope we haven't had this one before.

(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/58849_3092e1dd1b.jpg)

Next on AFV
Don't you hate when a kitten swings a bat and hits you in the siamese twins.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 16, 2010, 08:34:04 PM
"WHAT THE FUCK, ITS GONE!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 17, 2010, 12:16:30 AM
Time to declare a winner. I know tick is leading by a mile, but I found this one to be the funniest.

"MOM! DON'T YOU KNOCK!"

You're up!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 17, 2010, 03:53:00 AM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 5
Zydar - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Adami - 4
lonestar - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Guitarded - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 14
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 8
rumborak - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: cthrubuoy on February 17, 2010, 04:22:27 AM
I'm going to start playing this again :D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 17, 2010, 06:50:47 AM
I want to thank everyone who takes it upon themselves to do updates. I love the game, but I can't always be on top of it.  :tup
be back with a pick....(https://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/bolt.gif)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 17, 2010, 06:57:44 AM
(https://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p448/tangdog/notcracker.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on February 17, 2010, 07:00:28 AM
What really happens when your sex is on fire
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 17, 2010, 08:11:33 AM
(https://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p448/tangdog/notcracker.jpg)

The most macho, gay thing I have ever seen.

Marine hazzing is the balls.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on February 17, 2010, 08:17:53 AM
the gay army is coming to a rural blue collar town near you to destroy your morals!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 17, 2010, 08:20:06 AM
(https://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p448/tangdog/notcracker.jpg)

This is what happens when tough acting Tinactin doesn't work.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 17, 2010, 08:20:50 AM
How the army puts out fires: Place the flaming object on your genitals, then hit it with a sledge hammer. If it fails, try water.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 17, 2010, 01:06:05 PM
Try some fucking water dumbshit!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 17, 2010, 01:09:38 PM
The armys reaction to flamers.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on February 18, 2010, 05:13:48 AM
(https://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p448/tangdog/notcracker.jpg)

Winner of the "most elaborate fart lighting" contest.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 18, 2010, 07:05:22 AM
Try some fucking water dumbshit!!!
WEINER!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 18, 2010, 07:07:28 AM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 5
Zydar - 5
lonestar - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Adami - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Guitarded - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 14
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 8
rumborak - 7

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 18, 2010, 11:50:14 AM
Sweet, I'll post a pic in a couple of hours, gotta get ready for work.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 18, 2010, 01:51:24 PM
OK, here we go.
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/222513829_091b1199e5.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 18, 2010, 01:54:17 PM
May contain traces of nuts? Hell, yeah!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 18, 2010, 02:03:04 PM
OK, here we go.
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/222513829_091b1199e5.jpg)

It's obvious this squirel is not from the hood.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on February 18, 2010, 03:07:56 PM
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/222513829_091b1199e5.jpg)
Real Squirrels Drink Bud.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 19, 2010, 12:02:10 AM
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/222513829_091b1199e5.jpg)

Consumers preferred Budweiser to Old Style 2:1 in blind taste tests, though the ads will never tell you the general consensus was they still favor muddy puddles by the gutter.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 19, 2010, 01:33:34 AM
Budweiser presents Real Men of Genius
(Reaaal men of geeenius!)
Today, we salute you, Mr. Squirrel who can't get enough.
(Mr. Squirrel who can't geet enoooouuugh!)
You're furry. You're small. You're cute. Yet you had the resolve to walk on two hundred miles of power lines to steal from an unsuspecting college student.
(So shockiiiiiiing!)
If there's anything better than drinking a cold beer, it's sacrificing one to a cuddly squirrel, because everyone enjoys watching a drunk rodent.
(Don't walk on those wiiiires!)
So crack open a nice cold Budweiser, Mr. Squirrel who can't get enough, because you put the "rat" in "frat."
(Mr. Squirrel who can't get enoooouuugh!)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 19, 2010, 01:35:56 AM
If that doesn't win, the world is dead.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 19, 2010, 03:29:12 PM
Budweiser presents Real Men of Genius
(Reaaal men of geeenius!)
Today, we salute you, Mr. Squirrel who can't get enough.
(Mr. Squirrel who can't geet enoooouuugh!)
You're furry. You're small. You're cute. Yet you had the resolve to walk on two hundred miles of power lines to steal from an unsuspecting college student.
(So shockiiiiiiing!)
If there's anything better than drinking a cold beer, it's sacrificing one to a cuddly squirrel, because everyone enjoys watching a drunk rodent.
(Don't walk on those wiiiires!)
So crack open a nice cold Budweiser, Mr. Squirrel who can't get enough, because you put the "rat" in "frat."
(Mr. Squirrel who can't get enoooouuugh!)
Someone else could suck my cock right now, and you would still win.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 19, 2010, 03:34:42 PM
Budweiser presents Real Men of Genius
(Reaaal men of geeenius!)
Today, we salute you, Mr. Squirrel who can't get enough.
(Mr. Squirrel who can't geet enoooouuugh!)
You're furry. You're small. You're cute. Yet you had the resolve to walk on two hundred miles of power lines to steal from an unsuspecting college student.
(So shockiiiiiiing!)
If there's anything better than drinking a cold beer, it's sacrificing one to a cuddly squirrel, because everyone enjoys watching a drunk rodent.
(Don't walk on those wiiiires!)
So crack open a nice cold Budweiser, Mr. Squirrel who can't get enough, because you put the "rat" in "frat."
(Mr. Squirrel who can't get enoooouuugh!)
Someone else could suck my cock right now, and you would still win.
yeah, when I saw that I said, ok, I'll just skip this round.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 19, 2010, 03:38:36 PM
In fact, I want to throw out a POTY nomination, cause I swear I shat myself laughing.  Add it to your collection, guitarded.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on February 19, 2010, 04:12:51 PM
o/
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 19, 2010, 06:44:58 PM
(https://www.cmesa.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/caption_contest_7.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 19, 2010, 06:48:06 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong guys, but I think we did this pic all ready.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 19, 2010, 06:56:58 PM
Ah. 52 pages, easy mistake to make. I'll find another.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 19, 2010, 06:58:11 PM
(https://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2010/01/captionthis.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on February 19, 2010, 08:24:13 PM
Worst. Job. Ever.

or

God, I wish the Jonas Brothers would shut down their mail.

or


Why can't all these people get the hint that Kevin Moore is not coming back to Dream Theater and stop sending him letters?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 19, 2010, 08:35:47 PM
(https://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2010/01/captionthis.jpg)

Tuan will be damned if he doesn't win the rock, paper, scissors game.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 19, 2010, 08:56:28 PM
Al Gores son contemplates suicide on his way to the recycling plant.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 20, 2010, 12:44:52 PM
Man, should have listened to my dad and gone to college.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 20, 2010, 07:43:36 PM
Fed Ex office supplies is really cutting corners these days.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 20, 2010, 07:54:52 PM
(https://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2010/01/captionthis.jpg)

The over population of China is killing this paperboy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 20, 2010, 08:55:42 PM
Made In China...Obama's new revised Constitution is on its way to Washington.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 21, 2010, 02:04:24 AM
"We're out of toilet paper, she says. Well this ought to shut her yap for a few weeks!".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 22, 2010, 12:04:31 AM
Made In China...Obama's new revised Constitution is on its way to Washington.
winrar
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 22, 2010, 11:55:16 AM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 5
Zydar - 5
lonestar - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Adami - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
Guitarded - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 15
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 8
rumborak - 7

Added Guitareds last win and mine....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 22, 2010, 12:10:55 PM
(https://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh55/phoenixtigers/weird.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on February 22, 2010, 12:17:39 PM
the indian diving team had the talent but no funding.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 22, 2010, 01:58:41 PM
(https://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh55/phoenixtigers/weird.jpg)

Boy is this snake charmer fucked.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 22, 2010, 02:12:06 PM
The Indian version of Chris Angel didn't last long.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on February 22, 2010, 03:09:25 PM
Jemal realised it had been a mistake to have his pool drained that morning.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 22, 2010, 03:34:23 PM
the indian diving team had the talent but no funding.
at least he stuck the landing! :biggrin:(sorry, I couldn't resist the comment)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on February 22, 2010, 03:40:09 PM
(https://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh55/phoenixtigers/weird.jpg)

You know, he is wearing Earth as a helmet. As a helmet.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 22, 2010, 04:07:02 PM
(https://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh55/phoenixtigers/weird.jpg)

See!  Break dancing can be dangerous!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on February 22, 2010, 04:22:37 PM
(https://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh55/phoenixtigers/weird.jpg)

LOWER THE GLOBE!!!!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on February 22, 2010, 05:28:32 PM
The punishment for masturbating was pretty severe
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 23, 2010, 12:00:57 PM
The Indian version of Chris Angel didn't last long.
Bizarre and funny. This be the wiener!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 23, 2010, 12:01:53 PM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
Zydar - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Adami - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
Guitarded - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 15
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 8
rumborak - 7

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 23, 2010, 12:05:01 PM
Kick ass!!  One more and I'm in the HOF!!!!
Hey tick, or anyone else, I can't post a pic at the moment, could someone do the honors, and I'll judge tommorow.  Thanks!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 23, 2010, 12:41:48 PM
posting picture at the request of Lonestar.
(https://s2.hubimg.com/u/1338917_f520.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 23, 2010, 12:44:56 PM
Gracias tick.

and I know I'm not in the round, but I can't resist.....


Epic bearded man finally met his match.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on February 23, 2010, 01:02:09 PM
(https://s2.hubimg.com/u/1338917_f520.jpg)

"Let that be a lesson to all of you: Do not just abandon your conjoined twins one some park bench. They might grow up being stuck to it."

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on February 23, 2010, 02:11:04 PM
Clearly not grasping its meaning, Freddy couldn't understand the appeal of going ass-to-mouth.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 23, 2010, 02:15:16 PM
posting picture at the request of Lonestar.
(https://s2.hubimg.com/u/1338917_f520.jpg)

Wiping windshield's for a living can be a tough job.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 23, 2010, 02:19:18 PM
The anticlimatic result of "Bum Wars".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on February 23, 2010, 04:35:43 PM
(https://s2.hubimg.com/u/1338917_f520.jpg)
Unable to afford a bunk-bed, the brothers had to settle for a park bench.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 23, 2010, 04:36:47 PM
next time, I want to be on top.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 23, 2010, 04:38:26 PM
posting picture at the request of Lonestar.
(https://s2.hubimg.com/u/1338917_f520.jpg)

Don't you just love love headbutts!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on February 23, 2010, 05:53:52 PM
The headless ball kicker has caught another victim.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 23, 2010, 11:56:42 PM
(https://s2.hubimg.com/u/1338917_f520.jpg)
Unable to afford a gaming console, their attempts at LARPing Katamari Damacy were less than successful.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 24, 2010, 03:29:35 AM
Tryouts for Aqualung - The Musical.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on February 24, 2010, 06:29:55 AM
homeless bunk bed.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 24, 2010, 07:16:47 AM
"I caz get mah head threw the slotz Roy."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 24, 2010, 12:19:39 PM
Tryouts for Aqualung - The Musical.
Tull reference for the win!  You're up.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 24, 2010, 12:24:35 PM
Sweet  ;D

New pic then:

(https://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj121/kramer-arlt/hilarious.jpg)

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
Zydar - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Adami - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
Guitarded - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 15
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 8
rumborak - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 24, 2010, 12:28:56 PM
Wow,just wow.  I gotta go swallow some vomit, then I will post a caption.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on February 24, 2010, 12:28:56 PM
(https://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj121/kramer-arlt/hilarious.jpg)

2 seconds before that familiar "snap!" sound. He simply couldn't retain the grin at the thought of finally ending it.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on February 24, 2010, 12:31:25 PM
(https://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj121/kramer-arlt/hilarious.jpg)

10 years of dating the Tard smiley, he had finally cracked.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on February 24, 2010, 12:33:39 PM
(https://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj121/kramer-arlt/hilarious.jpg)
"Dumber & Dumbest VIII"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 24, 2010, 02:14:27 PM
Jonah Hill and Michael Cera pose for the 20th anniversary of SuperBad.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 24, 2010, 02:15:50 PM


The unluckiest man alive.

The Metrosexual fad has gone too far!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on February 24, 2010, 03:51:06 PM
Pushing ventriloquism to bold new levels.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 24, 2010, 05:50:15 PM
Jonah Hill and Michael Cera pose for the 20th anniversary of SuperBad.
Holy shit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 24, 2010, 09:12:42 PM
(https://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj121/kramer-arlt/hilarious.jpg)
Next time on, Where are they now...
The moving story of the Captain and Tennille. Don't miss an all new very special episode, Monday at 9, on ABC.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Orbert on February 24, 2010, 09:31:00 PM
Oh dear.  I can actually kinda see that.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 25, 2010, 11:57:47 AM
10 years of dating the Tard smiley, he had finally cracked.

rumborak


:neverusethis:

Haha I can totally picture the tard smiley on that face. Winner!  ;D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 25, 2010, 11:58:21 AM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
Zydar - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Adami - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
Guitarded - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 15
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 8
rumborak - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on February 25, 2010, 01:50:49 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/IMG_1842.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on February 25, 2010, 02:20:01 PM
Ceiling Bear is watching you master bake.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 25, 2010, 03:59:17 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/IMG_1842.jpg)

This must be a new Bjork video.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 25, 2010, 09:40:21 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/IMG_1842.jpg)

Michaelangelo's early drafts of the Sistine Chapel weren't well received.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 25, 2010, 10:07:25 PM
Where is your god now?

Or.


The catholic church decided recently to replace images of god and jesus with that of the pedo bear in the priests private chambers. So far the results are mixed.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ReaPsTA on February 26, 2010, 12:21:20 AM
Ceiling bear gets his rocks off while you bake.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 26, 2010, 03:30:45 PM
"Little help here, kinda stuck, you know"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 26, 2010, 05:20:10 PM
"Damn, look at the rack on that girl!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on February 26, 2010, 11:07:40 PM
The catholic church decided recently to replace images of god and jesus with that of the pedo bear in the priests private chambers. So far the results are mixed.

Nice :lol

Winner. Next!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 26, 2010, 11:12:20 PM
The catholic church decided recently to replace images of god and jesus with that of the pedo bear in the priests private chambers. So far the results are mixed.

Nice :lol

Winner. Next!

rumborak


Rumby, I think you're the only one who likes my sense of humor.

Goin to bed, I'll be back sometime tomorow right a pic, don't get antsy tick.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 27, 2010, 04:14:47 PM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
Zydar - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Adami - 5
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
Guitarded - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 15
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 8
rumborak - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 27, 2010, 04:16:11 PM
This ones for the ladiiiiiiesssss



(https://www.soundportraits.org/images/oldest_male_stripper/oldest_male_stripper-gallery-2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on February 27, 2010, 04:32:32 PM
Hulk Hogan when he doesn't take steroids.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 27, 2010, 06:20:18 PM
You wanna see something REALLY scary?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TheVoxyn on February 27, 2010, 06:25:38 PM
(https://www.soundportraits.org/images/oldest_male_stripper/oldest_male_stripper-gallery-2.jpg)
Is that a roll of coins in your string, or are you just happy to see me?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on February 28, 2010, 04:10:36 AM
Willem Defoe begins preparations for his starring role in Hugh Hefner: The Movie.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: toao on February 28, 2010, 05:03:24 AM
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/65/179423264_a73098ea11.jpg)
Why does the clown only have one leg? :S
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 28, 2010, 04:54:10 PM
Bump. Not picking a winner out of 4 people!

Come on.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on February 28, 2010, 06:17:56 PM
Fritzl has moved on since they took his cellar away and is now trying for the older ladies. Any takers?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Failtality on February 28, 2010, 06:51:07 PM
Carter Pewterschmidt in real life.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on February 28, 2010, 07:45:06 PM
(https://www.soundportraits.org/images/oldest_male_stripper/oldest_male_stripper-gallery-2.jpg)
"I'm two seconds away to open this chamber of secrets, Adami."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 28, 2010, 08:41:44 PM
Somebody get that man a Snuggie!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 01, 2010, 11:35:43 AM
This ones for the ladiiiiiiesssss



(https://www.soundportraits.org/images/oldest_male_stripper/oldest_male_stripper-gallery-2.jpg)

I can't believe that the Chilly Peppers are still going at it even into their 70's!
Title: Re: Ah, old people... He'll die soon, so we may as well laugh now!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 01, 2010, 12:30:22 PM
(https://www.soundportraits.org/images/oldest_male_stripper/oldest_male_stripper-gallery-2.jpg)

Finally gone senile, Ted Turner turned to performance art to show us his own 'AOL merger'.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on March 01, 2010, 12:45:19 PM
a tasteless example of coin necklace.
Title: Re: Ah, old people... He'll die soon, so we may as well laugh now!
Post by: rumborak on March 01, 2010, 12:46:16 PM
(https://www.soundportraits.org/images/oldest_male_stripper/oldest_male_stripper-gallery-2.jpg)

"In reference to his inability to pay his medical bills, his defense was 'I was old, I needed the money'"

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 01, 2010, 12:47:15 PM
"Wait, you're supposed to get 3 dollars back in change. Let me just reach into my coin purse."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 01, 2010, 01:53:50 PM
Hey baby, this thing may not hit bottom, but I'll bang the shit out of the sides.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on March 01, 2010, 01:54:50 PM
"Wait, you're supposed to get 3 dollars back in change. Let me just reach into my coin purse."

For some reason this made me laugh, can't quite put my finger on it. So....winner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on March 01, 2010, 01:56:38 PM
"Wait, you're supposed to get 3 dollars back in change. Let me just reach into my coin purse."

For some reason this made me laugh, bcan't quite put my finger on it. So....winner.

as you shouldn't.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 01, 2010, 02:33:44 PM
"Wait, you're supposed to get 3 dollars back in change. Let me just reach into my coin purse."

For some reason this made me laugh, bcan't quite put my finger on it. So....winner.

as you shouldn't.
:rollin
Title: Re: Ironically, you'd probably catch this from that guy...
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 01, 2010, 03:03:51 PM
"Wait, you're supposed to get 3 dollars back in change. Let me just reach into my coin purse."

For some reason this made me laugh, bcan't quite put my finger on it. So....winner.

as you shouldn't.

:clap:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 01, 2010, 11:58:38 PM
Sweet, I'm in the Hall of Fame  ;D

New pic:

(https://blog.dreamhost.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/extortion.jpg)

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Adami - 5
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
Guitarded - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 15
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 8
rumborak - 8
Zydar - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 02, 2010, 06:22:55 AM
(https://blog.dreamhost.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/extortion.jpg)
"You best put down my grandkids cookies! It aint moth balls in this gun."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on March 02, 2010, 06:24:30 AM
"Give me your wallet, grandma needs bingo money"

or

"I would shoot you, if I remembered how"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on March 02, 2010, 06:28:23 AM
and you thought you could just get in these adult diapers with no resistance?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 02, 2010, 11:47:48 AM
You think this is big, you should see my cock.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on March 02, 2010, 11:50:18 AM
"When asked whether or not her son should retire from the movie business Mrs. Eastwood simply responded with a sincere "Do you feel lucky....punk?"

Or

"For the last time, I said the golden girls stays on!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on March 02, 2010, 11:57:19 AM
Solid snake's mother has learnt a thing or 2 from her son, and now goes by Sonia "liquid trickling down her leg" Snake
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 02, 2010, 01:13:23 PM
Put down the Geritol and no one gets hurt!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on March 02, 2010, 01:17:41 PM
Clint Eastwood's grandmother was feeling lucky...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 02, 2010, 02:04:07 PM
Where is my free healthcare, punk.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 02, 2010, 02:05:27 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 02, 2010, 02:31:39 PM
"Show me your penis now."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 02, 2010, 04:15:45 PM
I want my senior citizen discount, NOW!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on March 02, 2010, 04:29:52 PM
Clint Eastwood's grandmother was feeling lucky...

You should read mine.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on March 02, 2010, 04:38:10 PM
"Big mommas house, cracker edition."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on March 02, 2010, 04:39:32 PM
Get off my lawn!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 02, 2010, 04:51:21 PM
Goodfella's 2, Mama's revenge.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 02, 2010, 04:51:45 PM
I've got a Carpal Tunnel Trigger Finger son, so you better start running! (Now known as CTTF ;D)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on March 02, 2010, 04:59:35 PM
Get off my lawn!
Oh damn, hadn't read any previous entries! :lol

Well, great minds think alike and all that...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on March 02, 2010, 05:38:36 PM
"Are you feeling lucky?...whippersnapper?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 03, 2010, 12:05:18 AM
Get off my lawn!

Winner!  :biggrin:

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
Adami - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
Guitarded - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 15
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 8
rumborak - 8
Zydar - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on March 03, 2010, 08:17:50 AM
Sweet. Clint comes through again.

Gotta go to work, I'll be back tonight with a pic.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on March 05, 2010, 09:49:28 PM
Soooo sorry, totally forgot about this thread.

Here ya go.


(https://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/funny-star-wars-image.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 05, 2010, 10:53:25 PM
TK-421, why aren't you at your post? TK-421, do you copy?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 06, 2010, 12:44:29 AM
This is not the bowl you're looking for.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 06, 2010, 12:49:59 AM
(https://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/funny-star-wars-image.jpg)
"Aren't you a little 'short' for a stormtrooper?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: cookienut on March 06, 2010, 03:53:55 AM
"I wish WE had lightsabers...oh wait"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 06, 2010, 05:22:06 AM
Soooo sorry, totally forgot about this thread.

Here ya go.


(https://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/funny-star-wars-image.jpg)

I've got to go soooo bad, I 'd swear the force is inside of me.

I see your schwartz ia as big as mine!

It's the gay bar where all stromtroopers can meet, it's called, "The Dark Side".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: SirVoltage on March 06, 2010, 05:49:03 AM
Trooper 1: Good job we've got plastic shoes
Trooper 2: Why?
Trooper 1: Well, if our aim with these things is as bad as it is with our blaster rifles...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: pianoman on March 06, 2010, 06:38:46 AM
 :rollin :rollin :rollin
Trooper 1: Good job we've got plastic shoes
Trooper 2: Why?
Trooper 1: Well, if our aim with these things is as bad as it is with our blaster rifles...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 06, 2010, 07:08:28 AM
Lookin like a fool with your balls on your chin...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on March 06, 2010, 08:11:10 AM
(https://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/funny-star-wars-image.jpg)
Calls for Hollywood to get more "realistic" had varying consequences.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 06, 2010, 08:33:04 AM
Shuttle Tydirium, what is your cargo and destination?

Shuttle Tydirium?  Hello?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 06, 2010, 08:40:08 AM
Suddenly the troopers are startled by the sound of someone getting Leia-d in the stall.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 06, 2010, 10:23:41 AM
(https://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/funny-star-wars-image.jpg)


"What's going on in that stall?"
"It's a crap!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 06, 2010, 10:30:09 AM
Yoda-shaped urinal cake eroding... eroding... eroding... gone!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 06, 2010, 05:30:41 PM
This may take awhile dad. We can't find it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TheVoxyn on March 06, 2010, 05:49:35 PM
These aren't the urinals you're looking for.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on March 07, 2010, 12:32:11 AM
(https://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/funny-star-wars-image.jpg)
"Aren't you a little 'short' for a stormtrooper?"

Nice. Winner indeed.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 08, 2010, 09:24:07 AM
Folks, please PM the winners to let them know they won. :tick2:

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 08, 2010, 09:26:16 AM
Just got the PM. Pic incoming, hold tight.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 08, 2010, 09:27:34 AM
(https://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4d/Wtf-pics-galactic-mugging.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 08, 2010, 09:44:17 AM
I swear I haven't got your watch.



Reacharound, reachunder, either way I'm good.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on March 08, 2010, 10:18:55 AM
Wow this virtual reality helmet is awesome!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 08, 2010, 10:24:28 AM
"Ful Nelson, my ass!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 08, 2010, 10:44:14 AM
even power rangers have fantasy's.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on March 08, 2010, 11:06:15 AM
"Just dig deeper, he has the turd of destiny in there somewhere"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 08, 2010, 11:28:35 AM
(https://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4d/Wtf-pics-galactic-mugging.jpg)

Look!  Sausages atacking sausages.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 08, 2010, 11:32:18 AM
Oh that's what the Hokey Pokey is all about?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 08, 2010, 11:47:39 AM
(https://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4d/Wtf-pics-galactic-mugging.jpg)

"Not all supervillains have grand schemes. Some just simple and plain mug you."

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on March 08, 2010, 12:11:44 PM
"Trick or prostate check!!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 08, 2010, 02:15:21 PM
Tiger Wood's fantasies finally went off the deep end.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 08, 2010, 02:25:55 PM
Buzz Light Queer.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 08, 2010, 02:40:29 PM
(https://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4d/Wtf-pics-galactic-mugging.jpg)

"No, you shall never find out that I'm hiding my secret weapon in my anus! Oooh no, how could I have slipped that secret?!"

*various groanings*

"Ha, you shall never know that you have to reach in deeper! Oh no, I am, err, 'dooming' myself!"

*more groanings*

"You evil men, what are you doing to me?!! ........ oh yeah, right there, right there."





rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on March 08, 2010, 02:49:49 PM
You shall never find my ring of fire!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on March 08, 2010, 03:43:08 PM
"Meanwhile in the UK"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on March 08, 2010, 04:32:32 PM
"Meanwhile in the UK"
Oi! :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 08, 2010, 04:49:29 PM
(https://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4d/Wtf-pics-galactic-mugging.jpg)

Wonder twin powers, activate!!  Form of a retarded breadstick!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 08, 2010, 05:10:59 PM
Tim Burton fail
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on March 08, 2010, 05:53:28 PM
"We've got Earth by their balls"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 09, 2010, 12:26:48 PM
"Trick or prostate check!!!!"
I don't know why, but this made me laugh the most. Winrar.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on March 09, 2010, 12:31:41 PM
OK, give me a min
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on March 09, 2010, 12:48:00 PM
(https://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/4/7440_4755_thumb.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 09, 2010, 12:51:28 PM
*imagine Barney voice*...Thats how we make Barney feel special, boys and girls.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on March 09, 2010, 01:12:17 PM
(https://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/4/7440_4755_thumb.jpg)
Clean up, clean up! Everybody everywhere! Clean up, clean up! Everybody do your share!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 09, 2010, 01:12:39 PM
"Trick or prostate check!!!!"
I don't know why, but this made me laugh the most. Winrar.
I know why. It was funny! :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 09, 2010, 01:14:33 PM
(https://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/4/7440_4755_thumb.jpg)
'Forgive me father for I have sinned."
"Tell me all about it my child."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 09, 2010, 01:15:06 PM
"I know you, you blow me..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 09, 2010, 01:15:40 PM
:lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 09, 2010, 01:44:54 PM
(https://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/4/7440_4755_thumb.jpg)

Since the economy has hit everybody, catholic priests have taken up side jobs.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 09, 2010, 02:33:37 PM
"You know your special, your the only one like you,
Now just open wider and I'll fill your mouth with goo"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on March 09, 2010, 02:36:02 PM
"Just take it and swallow it"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on March 10, 2010, 12:43:11 PM
Since the economy has hit everybody, catholic priests have taken up side jobs.

Thou shalt be WINNAR
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 10, 2010, 01:57:19 PM
Since the economy has hit everybody, catholic priests have taken up side jobs.

Thou shalt be WINNAR

Tank you Xanthul!!! ;D  I will be getting home 7ish, so I'll post a picture then!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 10, 2010, 05:47:58 PM
Hope you all like it!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/9_dangereous.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on March 11, 2010, 12:07:17 AM
Upper Guy: Where did you say this stairway leads?
Lower Guy giving up to the weight: to heaven!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 11, 2010, 03:02:24 AM
A little higher...to the left...There!  That's the spot!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on March 11, 2010, 04:00:17 AM
"Olympic weightlifting training in China pre-Beijing 2008"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 11, 2010, 05:19:28 AM
New from DeWalt: The Immigrant Ladder. Your immigrant ladder, comes with complete with an all natural bamboo ladder and an immigrant extention for those hard to reach spot. If you've misplaced your green card, and somewhere high up, get your immigrant ladder today!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 11, 2010, 06:00:20 AM
"DON'T FORGET TO GRAB EXTRA DUCK SAUCE!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on March 11, 2010, 06:25:21 AM
are you sure we have the most 100K+ jobs up here? all i can see is sweat shops!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on March 11, 2010, 03:52:39 PM
Health and safety overload hits china, people standing near ladders have to wear hard hats! The system is out of control I tell you!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 11, 2010, 03:54:50 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/9_dangereous.jpg)

While the Tree Man from India was a sad human story, the Ladder Man from China had no problems fitting in.


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 11, 2010, 07:43:50 PM
"DON'T FORGET TO GRAB EXTRA DUCK SAUCE!"
tick,  you are the winner!  Those damn Chinese always make it hard to get extra Duck sauce!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 11, 2010, 08:25:37 PM


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
Adami - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
Guitarded - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
xanthul - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 9
rumborak - 8
Zydar - 7

last 4 winners added!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 11, 2010, 08:27:02 PM
new picture! :lol

(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/4281-2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 11, 2010, 08:33:06 PM
Would you like to see my Great Dane?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Genowyn on March 11, 2010, 08:34:32 PM
I have a feeling you should edit out the website's title from the picture, if it is what I think.

I have no caption, though :p
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on March 11, 2010, 11:41:07 PM
Not a caption, but that woman is seriously freakin hot.
Title: Re: Samantha Bee is kinda cute, don'tcha think?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 11, 2010, 11:43:37 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/4281-2.jpg)

"...Be that as it may, Mr. Nolan, just because it's your last Batman film doesn't mean you can take liberties with the costume."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on March 12, 2010, 12:01:14 AM
"god, it's amazing what you can pull off with a blind chick"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 12, 2010, 09:29:14 PM
"god, it's amazing what you can pull off with a blind chick"
wiener! :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on March 13, 2010, 04:48:03 PM

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4 TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
Guitarded - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
xanthul - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 9
rumborak - 8
Zydar - 7
Adami - 7


Woot, I'm in.

I'll be back tonight with a picture.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on March 13, 2010, 07:40:29 PM
Make it so!

(https://www.funvideoworld.com/funnypic/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/flying-army.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 13, 2010, 11:18:30 PM
The Chinese training for the upcoming Van Halen concert.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on March 14, 2010, 04:33:44 AM
who took the ground away?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 14, 2010, 10:29:47 AM
Snake!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 14, 2010, 10:43:32 AM
See guys?  I told you this Matrix shit was easy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on March 14, 2010, 11:15:33 AM
fear the invisible elephant army.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 14, 2010, 12:10:19 PM
Make it so!

(https://www.funvideoworld.com/funnypic/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/flying-army.jpg)

Great, now all our wives will force us to go see Commiedance.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 14, 2010, 04:32:08 PM
Make it so!

(https://www.funvideoworld.com/funnypic/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/flying-army.jpg)
My happy thought was Starcraft, what was yours?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on March 14, 2010, 05:53:12 PM
(https://www.funvideoworld.com/funnypic/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/flying-army.jpg)
Instead of Jets, the korean army are trying to develop a more natural, low cost method of flying mostly based on flapping of the arms whilst expelling wind. Initial tests are very positive indeed.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 14, 2010, 07:41:21 PM
Make it so!

(https://www.funvideoworld.com/funnypic/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/flying-army.jpg)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Army comming to theaters in 2011!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 14, 2010, 10:10:54 PM

(https://www.funvideoworld.com/funnypic/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/flying-army.jpg)

At the first delivery of the cloaked tank they realized their design flaw.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 15, 2010, 11:05:17 AM
Make it so!

(https://www.funvideoworld.com/funnypic/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/flying-army.jpg)
My happy thought was Starcraft, what was yours?

 :rollin

Noteven gonna try after that!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on March 15, 2010, 12:15:55 PM

(https://www.funvideoworld.com/funnypic/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/flying-army.jpg)

At the first delivery of the cloaked tank they realized their design flaw.

rumborak

Winner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 15, 2010, 01:06:56 PM
Woot!!

BTW, as an avid Volleyball player, I have to say those guys have an impressive vertical.

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4 TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
Guitarded - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
xanthul - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 9
rumborak - 9
Zydar - 7
Adami - 7

Looking for a pic now.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 15, 2010, 01:12:33 PM
(https://www.lighthousecapecod.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/70s80sparty-010-small1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on March 15, 2010, 01:26:51 PM
"When doing the audition for The Exorcist Part V, the producer said to the kid: "We are on a break. It's just a conga line, and you are doing it wrong!""
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on March 15, 2010, 01:27:57 PM
when you find out how they draw the magic yellow line in football, it's hard not to get creeped out by the child labor.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on March 15, 2010, 01:30:18 PM
From the NSA’s classified training manual

Fig1. Abu Grahib techniques and methods for utilization in the classroom
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on March 15, 2010, 01:34:20 PM
don't cross the crooked step.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on March 15, 2010, 01:37:23 PM
This wasn't exactly what phillipe had in mind when the girls said they wanted to play with his stiff wooden rod.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 15, 2010, 01:45:11 PM
Power slide!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 15, 2010, 01:55:01 PM
(https://www.lighthousecapecod.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/70s80sparty-010-small1.jpg)


This brings licking carpet to a whole new level.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on March 15, 2010, 04:10:52 PM
Today's generation of girls seem to have worked out at an extremely young age that it only takes a bit of flirting and guys will jump any hurdle you ask them to. After being told this, Jez decided to prove that he ain't jumping no hurdles for no girls.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 15, 2010, 05:04:08 PM
(https://www.lighthousecapecod.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/70s80sparty-010-small1.jpg)

This game is called the "Politician Game". You set the bar really low, but then try to crawl under it.

(I know, it's my own pic, but I thought it could be funny)

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on March 15, 2010, 05:05:39 PM
I always assumed the bar exam had at least something to do with law.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 15, 2010, 05:20:58 PM
(https://www.lighthousecapecod.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/70s80sparty-010-small1.jpg)

This game is called the "Politician Game". You set the bar really low, but then try to crawl under it.

(I know, it's my own pic, but I thought it could be funny)

rumborak

You wasted the best line for nothing Rumby! ;D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: robwebster on March 15, 2010, 05:43:59 PM
(https://www.lighthousecapecod.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/70s80sparty-010-small1.jpg)

While the guillotine round was harmless enough, the kids had to stop playing "Public Executions" when Brown Owl found out about the lethal injections round.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 15, 2010, 07:27:39 PM
(https://www.lighthousecapecod.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/70s80sparty-010-small1.jpg)


This is how women train men in relationships.
Title: Re: I mean, none of you have even done one cock push up!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 15, 2010, 11:45:59 PM
(https://www.lighthousecapecod.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/70s80sparty-010-small1.jpg)

"Are you sure this is how you guys measure those things?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 16, 2010, 10:10:37 AM
(https://www.lighthousecapecod.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/70s80sparty-010-small1.jpg)

While the guillotine round was harmless enough, the kids had to stop playing "Public Executions" when Brown Owl found out about the lethal injections round.

Jesus Christ :lol

WINNER!!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: robwebster on March 16, 2010, 10:21:18 AM
Wahey!


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
Guitarded - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
xanthul - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 9
rumborak - 9
Zydar - 7
Adami - 7



Here's the next one, kids. Good luck!

(https://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4854/dogphotographer.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 16, 2010, 10:22:56 AM
"Say cheese, bitch!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on March 16, 2010, 10:27:49 AM
you wanna find a little girl down in a well you have to spread em first bitch.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on March 16, 2010, 12:08:20 PM
"Yeah baby, now pretend you're a tiger"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 16, 2010, 02:01:02 PM
Now drop youe blouse and show me your 8 nipples.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 16, 2010, 03:46:04 PM
OK, I got the prelim shots, now let's get into some ruff stuff.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 16, 2010, 04:38:18 PM
Damn that's one hot biscut!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: icysk8r on March 16, 2010, 09:50:16 PM
"You wanna be a star, don't ya baby?  Now lick your crotch for me!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on March 16, 2010, 10:11:06 PM
Baby....you'd give a human a bone.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on March 17, 2010, 07:45:57 AM
can we get some make up over here? This bitch looks RUF
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 17, 2010, 07:53:55 AM
(https://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4854/dogphotographer.jpg)

"Luckily, Gene Roddenberry had the foresight to not introduce canine Borg into Star Trek, as was suggested by some."


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 17, 2010, 08:25:46 AM
(https://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4854/dogphotographer.jpg)

"Luckily, Gene Roddenberry had the foresight to not introduce canine Borg into Star Trek, as was suggested by some."


rumborak


 :rollin

Stopqutis  or  Rexqutis? :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 17, 2010, 08:56:28 AM
Resistance is feline!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: robwebster on March 17, 2010, 11:14:26 AM
Hahaha. As much as I like the silly dog puns, I think I'd have to be mental not to give "Resistance is Feline" full points.

Rumby, you're up again!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 17, 2010, 02:22:06 PM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
Guitarded - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
xanthul - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 9
rumborak - 10
Zydar - 7
Adami - 7

(https://i26.tinypic.com/2wlys7s.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 17, 2010, 02:25:27 PM
My spider sense is tingling - or is it that burrito I had for lunch?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TheVoxyn on March 17, 2010, 02:28:37 PM
What spiderman would look like if he also were to be bitten by a radioactive walrus.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Failtality on March 17, 2010, 02:37:48 PM
Tobey Maguire, ten years after people finally realized he can't actually act.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 17, 2010, 02:43:51 PM
A still image from the upcoming Spider-Man reboot.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on March 17, 2010, 02:46:12 PM
Best...
Superhero costume...
Ever!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 17, 2010, 03:52:29 PM
Michael Jackson is alive and very healthy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: robwebster on March 17, 2010, 05:40:52 PM
At christmas, Tobey Maguire was visited by three ghosts. The ghosts of Spidey Past and Spidey Present showed him some pretty fearsome stuff, but they had NOTHING on the last fella.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on March 17, 2010, 05:44:57 PM
Dununununununu dunununununu spiderman...spiderman...spiderman....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 17, 2010, 05:45:46 PM
This what happens when guys don't get laid.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 17, 2010, 07:41:42 PM
Spider Man Boobs
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 18, 2010, 12:07:50 AM
(https://i26.tinypic.com/2wlys7s.jpg)

Al-Quada's anti-western superhero Fatwaman, bitten by a radioactive Jew, had a few successful years of propaganda before mullahs decided that web slinging was far too decadent.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 18, 2010, 12:09:40 AM
(https://i26.tinypic.com/2wlys7s.jpg)

"Uh-oh. That's not webbing."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on March 18, 2010, 12:42:31 AM
Spiderman aims to become the fattest, at 350kg.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on March 18, 2010, 06:01:47 AM
Everything is bigger in Japan.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 18, 2010, 09:57:58 AM
(https://i26.tinypic.com/2wlys7s.jpg)

Al-Quada's anti-western superhero Fatwaman, bitten by a radioactive Jew, had a few successful years of propaganda before mullahs decided that web slinging was far too decadent.

Winner for complete bizarreness! :lol

rumborak
Title: Re: Now with proper numerical order!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 18, 2010, 10:20:49 AM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
LeeHarveyKennedy - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
Guitarded - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
xanthul - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 10
rumborak - 10
Zydar - 7
Adami - 7

"w00t", as the kids are saying. BBS with a fresh, dope, stupid fly photo.
Title: Re: Oh, how embarrassing! That hat with that tank top? White trash!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 18, 2010, 10:27:26 AM
Oldie but a goodie:

(https://www.qnm.it/bellezze/cantanti_straniere/fergie/fergie_pees_her_pants.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 18, 2010, 10:31:51 AM
The singer in the new parody band, Black Eyed Piss.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on March 18, 2010, 10:39:47 AM
from the makers of HEAD ON comes:

PISS OFF!

apply directly to the crotch.
Title: Re: Oh, how embarrassing! That hat with that tank top? White trash!
Post by: Tick on March 19, 2010, 10:53:54 AM


(https://www.qnm.it/bellezze/cantanti_straniere/fergie/fergie_pees_her_pants.jpg)

"I don't want, anybody else. When I think about you I piss myself."
Title: Re: Oh, how embarrassing! That hat with that tank top? White trash!
Post by: King Postwhore on March 19, 2010, 11:21:25 AM
Oldie but a goodie:

(https://www.qnm.it/bellezze/cantanti_straniere/fergie/fergie_pees_her_pants.jpg)

They say her singing is "Spot On". ;)

Title: Re: Oh, how embarrassing! That hat with that tank top? White trash!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 19, 2010, 11:02:40 PM
Oldie but a goodie:

(https://www.qnm.it/bellezze/cantanti_straniere/fergie/fergie_pees_her_pants.jpg)

They say her singing is "Spot On". ;)



This got a chuckle, so it wins by default.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 20, 2010, 06:23:31 AM
Thanks Super Mario!  Here is the new pic!


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/funny-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: cookienut on March 20, 2010, 06:36:37 AM
Thanks Super Mario!  Here is the new pic!


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/funny-1.jpg)

Imma let you finish, but EA had the best cheat codes of all time.
Title: Re: Oh, how embarrassing! That hat with that tank top? White trash!
Post by: Tick on March 21, 2010, 10:47:01 AM
Oldie but a goodie:

(https://www.qnm.it/bellezze/cantanti_straniere/fergie/fergie_pees_her_pants.jpg)

They say her singing is "Spot On". ;)



This got a chuckle, so it wins by default.
You can win by default unless you had the only entry. just sayin...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 21, 2010, 10:48:28 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/funny-1.jpg)
"Yes, I'm here to support Obama's virtual health care bill."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 21, 2010, 10:49:00 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/funny-1.jpg)

PETA was very upset about putting Michael Vick back in the latest edition of Madden.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 21, 2010, 01:02:02 PM
Some people really dislike the new Dante's Inferno video game.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 21, 2010, 03:09:16 PM
God of War III had an unexpected impact.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 21, 2010, 07:54:59 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/funny-1.jpg)

"Dude, you cheated on your girlfriend and you got away with it? What on earth did you tell her?"

"Dunno, I made up some bullshit story about how there are 'cheat codes' in computer games, and that they make you cheat on your girlfriend. She's not that smart, you know?"

"I bow to you, man. BTW, where is she?"

"No idea. Probably at one of her rallies."


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 21, 2010, 09:18:19 PM

PETA was very upset about putting Michael Vick back in the latest edition of Madden.
Holy shit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 22, 2010, 08:05:58 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/funny-1.jpg)

PETA was very upset about putting Michael Vick back in the latest edition of Madden.

Super Mario, this made me choke on my coffee Sunday so you win!! :D
Title: Re: My, but those are some lazy soccer players
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 22, 2010, 02:00:08 PM
Aaaaaaand..... Go:

(https://www.as.com/recorte/20091012dasdasftb_7/XLCO/Ies/20091012dasdasftb_7.jpg)



The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
Guitarded - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
xanthul - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 10
rumborak - 10
Zydar - 7
Adami - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 22, 2010, 02:22:45 PM
Super mario, please add one to my wins.  Thanks!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 22, 2010, 02:48:32 PM
Didn't I do that on the last page? Unless somone before me hadn't, I increased you from 9 to 10.

The misspelling of your name I totally missed, though.
Title: Re: My, but those are some lazy soccer players
Post by: rumborak on March 22, 2010, 02:55:54 PM
(https://www.as.com/recorte/20091012dasdasftb_7/XLCO/Ies/20091012dasdasftb_7.jpg)

"Face it guys, the only balls here are in front of the net. So, you might as well get used to spreading your legs, BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE MY BITCHES!!!"

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on March 22, 2010, 03:06:55 PM
(https://www.as.com/recorte/20091012dasdasftb_7/XLCO/Ies/20091012dasdasftb_7.jpg)
Bob didn't seem to understand sit-ups.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on March 22, 2010, 04:31:34 PM
Sooner or later, John would have to overcome his fear of lying down.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 22, 2010, 04:36:38 PM
The World Cup of 2010 proved to be as exciting as others.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 22, 2010, 04:50:19 PM
Didn't I do that on the last page? Unless somone before me hadn't, I increased you from 9 to 10.

The misspelling of your name I totally missed, though.

Sorry SM!  I see now that you had an edit on the 20th!  Sorry!

And now for my caption!


What the hell am I doing here.  Why does mom and dad still push me to playing sports.  I'm 40 dammit!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on March 22, 2010, 06:10:40 PM
(https://www.as.com/recorte/20091012dasdasftb_7/XLCO/Ies/20091012dasdasftb_7.jpg)
SPAIN - Don't mind us, we'll never win the World Cup.
Title: Re: A winner is you!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 23, 2010, 10:41:47 PM
Sooner or later, John would have to overcome his fear of lying down.

Liking it. Go forth, young man!
Title: Re: Who want da leadaboard?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 23, 2010, 10:43:48 PM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
TimmyHiggy - 4
progmonster - 3
Guitarded - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
xanthul - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshmegland - 10
rumborak - 10
Zydar - 7
Adami - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on March 24, 2010, 06:01:35 AM
(https://www.yogabytheseatofyourpants.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/computer_bad_day_window.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 24, 2010, 06:32:27 AM
Using Blue Tooth 'Object Push' Jim shows the report he's working on to Bill who works several floors down.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on March 24, 2010, 06:34:13 AM
the crt suicides doubled in the last decade when the totally hot underaged flat screens started to hike up their skirts.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on March 24, 2010, 06:47:19 AM
Unable to bear any longer the abuse of endlessly displaying the DTF homepage, the monitor did the only thing it could.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 24, 2010, 06:50:00 AM
I can see my mouse from here!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 24, 2010, 08:08:32 AM
(https://www.yogabytheseatofyourpants.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/computer_bad_day_window.jpg)

This is what happens when you show a guy the "2 girls and a cup" video.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TheVoxyn on March 24, 2010, 08:26:59 AM
Time to get rid of 'Windows' and get a Mac.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on March 24, 2010, 11:26:09 AM
(https://www.yogabytheseatofyourpants.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/computer_bad_day_window.jpg)
bosk1's reaction to the forum crash.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: SirVoltage on March 24, 2010, 11:42:05 AM
There's an app for that...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 24, 2010, 11:44:23 AM
"Hello tech support, my Windows is broken and I can't see anything on my screen".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 24, 2010, 12:25:33 PM
(https://www.yogabytheseatofyourpants.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/computer_bad_day_window.jpg)

First and last trial of force-feedback monitors.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on March 24, 2010, 12:46:04 PM
Once their initial ideas were released, the I'm a PC - WTC Edition marketing team was summarily fired.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on March 24, 2010, 01:58:16 PM
"My reaction when AndyDT won an Internet"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 24, 2010, 02:33:05 PM
Just say no to bad porn.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on March 24, 2010, 03:05:27 PM
Office Space 2: Up and Out.
Title: Re: His suicide note read "Hey, kids! Face is NOT HERE!"
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 24, 2010, 10:59:56 PM
Sadly, even Nickelodeon Jr's Face wasn't immune to the struggles of life after being a child star.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 24, 2010, 11:08:04 PM
(https://www.yogabytheseatofyourpants.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/computer_bad_day_window.jpg)
The only known sentient computer became aware of Flight 11's trajectory and was the first to evacuate.




I know, I'm going to hell.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on March 25, 2010, 07:06:09 AM
Using Blue Tooth 'Object Push' Jim shows the report he's working on to Bill who works several floors down.

I declare you the winner!

Tough choice though, it could easily have been any 1 of 4.
And :lol @Guitarded, you are definitely going to hell.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 25, 2010, 03:10:42 PM
(https://www.yogabytheseatofyourpants.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/computer_bad_day_window.jpg)
NOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT ANOTHER VLASTO DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on March 25, 2010, 06:11:39 PM
That's me after reading one of Zeltar's posts.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 26, 2010, 05:18:39 AM
alright...gimme a minute I'll post something.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 26, 2010, 05:38:06 AM
ok....try to be creative and don't start a riot.
It's sort of relevant as she's been in my country all week...sort of.


(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/ann_al.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on March 26, 2010, 05:48:41 AM
Shopp'd
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 26, 2010, 08:02:26 AM
ok....try to be creative and don't start a riot.
It's sort of relevant as she's been in my country all week...sort of.


(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/ann_al.jpg)

Match.com
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on March 26, 2010, 08:28:09 AM
Angela was beginning to doubt how much of her husbands "I work so hard" rant was true after the change in his appearance 2 days after his discovery of the tanning beds in the basement.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on March 26, 2010, 08:35:31 AM
ok....try to be creative and don't start a riot.
It's sort of relevant as she's been in my country all week...sort of.


(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/ann_al.jpg)

one is a black hole, the other is sharpton.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 26, 2010, 09:39:28 AM
We all know that people are the same where ever you go
there is good and bad in everyone
we learn to live we learn to give each other what we need to survive together alive
Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony
side by side on my piano keyboard oh lord why dont we?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 26, 2010, 10:02:13 AM
(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/ann_al.jpg)
It's not very often two men this influential are photographed together.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 26, 2010, 10:29:12 AM
(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/ann_al.jpg)

"This single picture sent hundreds of physicists back to the drawing board. Everybody had thought the two would annihilate on contact."


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 26, 2010, 09:14:39 PM
Im supposed to give 24 hours right? There have been some good ones already, but I think I'll pick a winner tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on March 26, 2010, 09:53:28 PM
Al Sharpton was rather depressed when he found out that the woman in the picture was in fact, Anne Coulter and not Michael Jacksons ghost.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 27, 2010, 05:58:28 AM
(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/ann_al.jpg)
It's not very often two men this influential are photographed together.



we have a winner.
(all of the adams apple talk)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 29, 2010, 12:48:47 PM
Notify the winners folks.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 30, 2010, 01:47:21 PM
Whoops. Been to busy to check the thread. Just got a PM, though.

(https://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129131462070558482.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 30, 2010, 01:51:31 PM
Let's see how fast they move once we light the fucker on fire!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 30, 2010, 02:06:40 PM
Whoops. Been to busy to check the thread. Just got a PM, though.

(https://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129131462070558482.jpg)

Richard Gere's kids going to school.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 30, 2010, 04:22:09 PM
King fittingly made post number 2112! :tup :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 30, 2010, 04:33:17 PM
King fittingly made post number 2112! :tup :tick2:

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: "At least my parents gave me my own litterbox..."
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 30, 2010, 10:30:29 PM
(https://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129131462070558482.jpg)

"And you thought parents were treating their children like pets when they put their toddlers on leashes..."
Title: Re: "At least my parents gave me my own litterbox..."
Post by: rumborak on April 01, 2010, 09:02:13 AM
(https://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129131462070558482.jpg)

One cog at a time, and soon you'll have your own death star.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 01, 2010, 09:36:26 AM
San Fransisco gets gayer and gayer each day.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 02, 2010, 12:54:16 PM
Second page? I'm disappointed. kingshmegland wins, by the way.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 03, 2010, 01:08:50 PM
Second page? I'm disappointed. kingshmegland wins, by the way.
Its ok, some pictures just inspire more then others.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 03, 2010, 02:54:03 PM
Hey!  I didn't know I won!  I'll post a pic in a minute!

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
TimmyHiggy - 4
Guitarded - 4
progmonster - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
xanthul - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshmegland - 11
rumborak - 10
Zydar - 7
Adami - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 03, 2010, 02:59:28 PM
Here it is!  Happy Easter!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/dumbbunnies.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 03, 2010, 03:07:35 PM
"And we've got the razor rash to back it up!!!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 03, 2010, 04:21:28 PM
*cough* I believe I have four wins.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 03, 2010, 04:25:31 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/dumbbunnies.jpg)
PETA had good intentions using recycled signs, but forgot to color over the other side from the "Smile if you're Asian" rally.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 03, 2010, 04:32:13 PM
*cough* I believe I have four wins.

G, I went by the last win before your pic and it said 2.  We'll have to ask the exalted ruler of funny Tick to look into it!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 03, 2010, 04:34:59 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/dumbbunnies.jpg)

The French were outraged at this demonstration. "Just because we don't shave our armpits doesn't mean we are animals!!"

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 03, 2010, 04:35:45 PM
*cough* I believe I have four wins.

G, I went by the last win before your pic and it said 2.  We'll have to ask the exalted ruler of funny Tick to look into it!
Or you could go to the previous page and check Super Mario's standings.  ;)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 03, 2010, 04:48:47 PM
*cough* I believe I have four wins.

G, I went by the last win before your pic and it said 2.  We'll have to ask the exalted ruler of funny Tick to look into it!
Or you could go to the previous page and check Super Mario's standings.  ;)

HA!  Fixed!  I gave to point to Ytse.  Durpy, Durpy, Doooo.....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 03, 2010, 04:51:00 PM
*cough* I believe I have four wins.

G, I went by the last win before your pic and it said 2.  We'll have to ask the exalted ruler of funny Tick to look into it!
Or you could go to the previous page and check Super Mario's standings.  ;)
Durpy, Durpy, Doooo.....
That made me :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 03, 2010, 06:10:23 PM
So what their saying is they shave.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 03, 2010, 06:23:42 PM
Oh man.....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 03, 2010, 08:22:12 PM
The only reason I wear fur is cos the protests against it are so damn sexy!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 03, 2010, 10:34:16 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/dumbbunnies.jpg)

"We love animals from our bunny ears to our camel toes!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 04, 2010, 04:25:37 AM
Damn, it's cold.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on April 04, 2010, 06:36:35 AM
ya i should have three...but I lose one for not pm'ing the winner.....LOL
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 04, 2010, 08:03:53 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/dumbbunnies.jpg)

"Margret, seen in the back smiling, hid her frustration well during the protest. 'Why did they select those two to do the actual protesting?! I am so much more qualified, I have done so much for PETA over the years. I just don't get it. I will ask John, Mike and Robert again, they seemed dead set on the cast'."


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 04, 2010, 04:11:11 PM
Thank God they gave us gloves and earmuffs...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 04, 2010, 04:14:19 PM
The woman on the right smiles as Neil Patrick Harris walks by, only for him to say "Nope, no fur burgers here either".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 04, 2010, 04:36:42 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/dumbbunnies.jpg)

The French were outraged at this demonstration. "Just because we don't shave our armpits doesn't mean we are animals!!"

rumborak


Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 04, 2010, 08:54:24 PM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
TimmyHiggy - 4
Guitarded - 4
progmonster - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
xanthul - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshmegland - 11
rumborak - 11
Zydar - 7
Adami - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 04, 2010, 08:54:41 PM
(https://yeinjee.com/discovery/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/upside-down-house.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 04, 2010, 08:57:33 PM
Tim Burtons remake of "UP" was a complete disaster.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 04, 2010, 09:14:38 PM
(https://yeinjee.com/discovery/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/upside-down-house.jpg)

"I think we need to tweak the gravity gun a bit..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 04, 2010, 09:32:15 PM
(https://yeinjee.com/discovery/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/upside-down-house.jpg)

Ironically just before Dorothy could click her heels together for the third time, she was tragically interrupted by a girl from Idaho named Edna who had arrived for her own adventures in Oz.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 05, 2010, 05:53:40 AM
Blob's house.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 05, 2010, 08:19:21 AM
(https://yeinjee.com/discovery/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/upside-down-house.jpg)

When are they going to regulate HGH and Steriods in the Worlds Strongest Man Competition.  These guys have no necks.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 05, 2010, 08:21:40 AM
Jeez, I heard the housing market crashed, but this is rediculous!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on April 05, 2010, 08:25:47 AM
revenge of the forest.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 05, 2010, 08:43:53 PM
Blob's house.


Succinct, and awesome. Winner!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 06, 2010, 03:55:45 AM
Thank you very much!
Here is your new candidate:
(https://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1811/image001kh.jpg)

EDIT found a better pic. Sorry if you were halfway through a caption...
EDIT2 how about now?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on April 06, 2010, 08:57:25 AM
I can't see a pic :)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 06, 2010, 09:20:24 AM
Though it took many years to pull off, the X chromosones grand escape was short lived as it found itself trapped inside a box of some kind.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on April 06, 2010, 09:34:59 AM
cubism as an art movement might have been intriguing at its time, but new generation found it to be far more useful as a toilet paper.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on April 06, 2010, 09:48:34 AM
I can't see a pic :)
This.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 06, 2010, 09:55:45 AM
Yeah looks like a link to a GMail attachment, you need to host the image somewhere else for it to show here.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 06, 2010, 10:20:09 AM
Yeah, download it and then host it somewhere like photobucket or imageshack.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 06, 2010, 04:26:54 PM
I can't see a pic :)
This.
how about now?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 06, 2010, 04:36:01 PM
(https://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1811/image001kh.jpg)

"Dream Theater is the only band known to have needed tranquilizer guns for their groupies. Here a picture of a particularly persistent one. It was mating season."


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 06, 2010, 04:39:54 PM
God damnit rumby, doing a DT joke before anyone else can. Oh well, I'll give it a go anyway.




"Hurry up john, gig's in 10 minutes, the fans will only tolerate JR jerking off for so long"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 06, 2010, 10:53:42 PM
When you see it... you will shit bricks.
Title: Re: Say it out loud, if that helps...
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 07, 2010, 02:16:59 AM
(https://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1811/image001kh.jpg)

"...But did he survive?!"
"Barely."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 07, 2010, 09:23:23 AM
Thank you very much!
Here is your new candidate:
(https://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1811/image001kh.jpg)


ABC's new reality show Bear Matadors!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 07, 2010, 01:58:12 PM
(https://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1811/image001kh.jpg)

"Today was a bad day to try my new cologne, Eau de salmon."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 07, 2010, 02:01:45 PM
Thank you very much!
Here is your new candidate:
(https://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1811/image001kh.jpg)


Timothy Treadwell didn't learn from his mistakes as a child.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 07, 2010, 02:05:41 PM
(https://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1811/image001kh.jpg)

Years later, Christopher Robin regretted squelching on his bet.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 07, 2010, 02:09:32 PM
Thank you very much!
Here is your new candidate:
(https://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1811/image001kh.jpg)



They say if you see a bear in person you'll shit your pants, but at least you shouldn't squat like you are!
Title: Re: Say it out loud, if that helps...
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 07, 2010, 04:58:20 PM

"...But did he survive?!"
"Barely."

Very punny. VINNER!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 07, 2010, 09:32:54 PM
Damn. I thought about posting some lame pun similar to that, but refrained, assuming it had no chance in hell to win.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Orbert on April 07, 2010, 10:01:42 PM
"Bearly."

*puts on sunglasses*

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Charming idiosyncrasy broken, try again later.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 07, 2010, 11:23:56 PM
Go!

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3218/2958166658_13f97e7e81.jpg)




The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
TimmyHiggy - 5
Guitarded - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
xanthul - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshmegland - 11
rumborak - 11
Zydar - 7
Adami - 7
LeeHarveyKennedy - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 07, 2010, 11:44:09 PM
So many ideas...

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3218/2958166658_13f97e7e81.jpg)
Semi-invisible orgy!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: pianoman on April 07, 2010, 11:57:18 PM
https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3218/2958166658_13f97e7e81.jpg

Not knowing JMX got a haircut, Jordan thought a crazy fan was in his dressing room, so he used his wizardry to throw him through the wall, and right into Nickelback's manager, making it impossible for them to tour, thus saving the world.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 08, 2010, 12:05:38 AM
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3218/2958166658_13f97e7e81.jpg)

"The Matlix has you."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 08, 2010, 12:06:36 AM
Don't worry man I told you I'm fucking Ace at Descent 3.




When Mr. Chang told Bob he had a revolutionary method to heal his knee, little did he know it would involve Mexican wrestling.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 08, 2010, 12:08:36 AM
"The Matlix has you."

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3218/2958166658_13f97e7e81.jpg)

Anthony Wong is desperately trying to convince Hollywood producers that a Ghost spin-off would be a hit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 08, 2010, 08:14:01 AM
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3218/2958166658_13f97e7e81.jpg)

"First proof-of-concept tests for the invisible tank that would later expose its fatal design flaw."

(https://www.funvideoworld.com/funnypic/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/flying-army.jpg)

rumborak
Title: Re: Charming idiosyncrasy broken, try again later.
Post by: King Postwhore on April 08, 2010, 08:28:22 AM
Go!

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3218/2958166658_13f97e7e81.jpg)


Ninja Penis Assasins.  Cumming 2010 by Vivid Entertainment.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 08, 2010, 09:05:45 AM
Greg demonstrates how powerful his enormous penis is. Its so darn big, he can dress it up in a trouser leg and a shoe and people think its a leg! The only downside is the guy in the office who thinks he is a dog. He tried humping it, and the resultant erection sent him flying...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 08, 2010, 09:32:14 AM

Linda McMahon is quickly trying to change the image of the WWE as she makes a run at a Connecticut U.S. Senate seat.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on April 08, 2010, 09:32:42 AM
"Supplies!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on April 08, 2010, 01:01:31 PM
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3218/2958166658_13f97e7e81.jpg)
Invisible Bouncy Castle.
Title: Re: Charming idiosyncrasy broken, try again later.
Post by: King Postwhore on April 08, 2010, 01:37:03 PM
Go!

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3218/2958166658_13f97e7e81.jpg)



These Japanese game shows are getting weirder by the minute.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on April 08, 2010, 01:54:45 PM
and you thought the american office is awkward.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 08, 2010, 02:16:17 PM
The workshop got the idea of the trust exercise totally wrong.
Title: Re: Charming idiosyncrasy broken, try again later.
Post by: rumborak on April 08, 2010, 03:06:29 PM
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3218/2958166658_13f97e7e81.jpg)

"Threesome with The Invisible Man."


rumborak
Title: Re: That's what she... Um... Said?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 08, 2010, 11:57:21 PM
Yeah, BRB, there's about four that I need to decide between.

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3218/2958166658_13f97e7e81.jpg)

"The Matlix has you."

Winrar!
Title: Re: Words, words, words...
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 09, 2010, 12:01:02 AM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
TimmyHiggy - 5
Guitarded - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
xanthul - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshmegland - 11
rumborak - 11
Zydar - 7
Adami - 7
LeeHarveyKennedy - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 09, 2010, 12:39:14 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129109912351596779.jpg)
Title: Re: Sorry, I'll never type liek dat agayn
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 09, 2010, 12:58:26 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129109912351596779.jpg)

i can has a fore yeer toor uv doody wif uh manduhtoree sekund toor wearin old body armer, get shot in mah limbs, spend sum months in a porelee mantayned guverment hospitul n cum bak 2 deel wif mah pose tramattik stress dizorder now?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Sigz on April 09, 2010, 01:04:14 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on April 09, 2010, 05:48:18 AM
I love how your tight pussy gripped my big gun.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on April 09, 2010, 06:53:51 AM
laser caaaats!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 09, 2010, 07:18:56 AM
I shoot it in the pussy, every time.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 09, 2010, 07:29:00 AM
Many statues were erected in honor of Nicholas when he intercepted the bullet that was aimed for President JFCat.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 09, 2010, 08:15:58 AM
I love how your tight pussy gripped my big gun.

James Cameron approved! :D

I can't wait to see the giraffe gun for looking over fences.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 09, 2010, 08:16:38 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129109912351596779.jpg)

The Tiger Woods gun.  Nails a pussy everytime.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 09, 2010, 10:57:26 PM
I love how your tight pussy gripped my big gun.
I can't wait to see the giraffe gun for looking over fences.
Is this an entry?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jarlaxle on April 09, 2010, 11:26:51 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129109912351596779.jpg)

The Tiger Woods gun.  Nails a pussy everytime.

:clap:  :rollin
Title: Re: Sorry, I'll never type liek dat agayn
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 10, 2010, 01:11:01 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129109912351596779.jpg)

i can has a fore yeer toor uv doody wif uh manduhtoree sekund toor wearin old body armer, get shot in mah limbs, spend sum months in a porelee mantayned guverment hospitul n cum bak 2 deel wif mah pose tramattik stress dizorder now?
Winner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 10, 2010, 01:11:23 AM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
TimmyHiggy - 5
Guitarded - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
xanthul - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshmegland - 11
rumborak - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 7
Adami - 7
Title: Re: These things write themselves, really
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 10, 2010, 11:05:19 AM
You know what this game hasn't had in a while? A picture you can make a good sex joke about:

(https://2chart.fc2web.com/2chart/pic/pantudoraiba-.jpg)
Title: Re: These things write themselves, really
Post by: King Postwhore on April 10, 2010, 12:23:01 PM
You know what this game hasn't had in a while? A picture you can make a good sex joke about:

(https://2chart.fc2web.com/2chart/pic/pantudoraiba-.jpg)

Wrestlers can't even 69 right.
Title: Re: These things write themselves, really
Post by: rumborak on April 10, 2010, 03:07:40 PM
(https://2chart.fc2web.com/2chart/pic/pantudoraiba-.jpg)

"The audience is dead silent now, waiting to see a perfect execution of their famed 'your speedo is my bathing cap'  routine. And here they go, off to the 10-meter board..."

Jabba
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 10, 2010, 04:56:24 PM
Novelty condom competition
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on April 11, 2010, 03:09:50 AM
"Does this look infected?"
Title: Re: These things write themselves, really
Post by: cookienut on April 11, 2010, 05:15:30 AM
(https://2chart.fc2web.com/2chart/pic/pantudoraiba-.jpg)

Wow! Those are sweet shin guards!
Title: Re: These things write themselves, really
Post by: King Postwhore on April 11, 2010, 05:22:23 AM
You know what this game hasn't had in a while? A picture you can make a good sex joke about:

(https://2chart.fc2web.com/2chart/pic/pantudoraiba-.jpg)

Hey!  Your farts DO smell like roses!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 11, 2010, 08:31:53 AM
ultimate dutch oven
Title: Re: Kyrie suggested we go for a drive...
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 11, 2010, 10:20:42 AM
ultimate dutch oven

Liking it. Winner!
Title: Re: Hey, who wants to play Number Crunchers?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 11, 2010, 10:22:24 AM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
TimmyHiggy - 6
ariich - 5
Guitarded - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
xanthul - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshmegland - 11
rumborak - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 7
Adami - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 11, 2010, 10:26:48 AM
Woot, 1 more for the hall of fame!
(https://www.everythingweird.com/images/weird-helping-hand_49.jpg)
Title: Re: Not to mention your fish belly, you disgusting albino.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 11, 2010, 10:31:25 AM
(https://www.everythingweird.com/images/weird-helping-hand_49.jpg)

"Sorry folks, but we can't let you in, you're violating the dress code for poor taste, flaunting pot leaves like that. Think about the children, sir!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on April 11, 2010, 10:40:35 AM
(https://www.everythingweird.com/images/weird-helping-hand_49.jpg)
A good idea of a bad Photoshop.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 11, 2010, 11:23:49 AM
Woot, 1 more for the hall of fame!
(https://www.everythingweird.com/images/weird-helping-hand_49.jpg)


Your in good hands with Allstate!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 12, 2010, 03:54:39 AM
Here our model is displaying the double thing and thong in the new range of Addams family lingerie
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 12, 2010, 08:06:52 AM
Woot, 1 more for the hall of fame!
(https://www.everythingweird.com/images/weird-helping-hand_49.jpg)


Bill Walton still gets all the gilfs.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on April 12, 2010, 08:12:11 AM
Leave your assets in our hands, at the Cayman National Bank.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 12, 2010, 08:59:02 AM
(https://www.everythingweird.com/images/weird-helping-hand_49.jpg)

Man dies after photographing caucasian woman's (almost bare) breasts.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on April 12, 2010, 08:59:24 AM
:lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 12, 2010, 01:15:25 PM
Leave your assets in our hands, at the Cayman National Bank.
I like this one best, mostly because of the idea that a bank could be like this inside!
You're up!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on April 12, 2010, 01:17:40 PM
Nice! It's been a while since I won   :smiley:

(https://api.ning.com/files/YZmV78Nw31nABUyMLKxjrlZgz0OS850Cyyt8psU1c63-5bgsnLlksfS*WztzL0iSyDCzwrNRKX1aEM*cqg2ZSRPP4zaEE699/hilarious.jpg)

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
TimmyHiggy - 6
ariich - 5
Guitarded - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
xanthul - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshmegland - 11
rumborak - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
Adami - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 12, 2010, 01:19:56 PM
Claw boy vs donkey, the ultimate battle.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 12, 2010, 01:27:47 PM
Vito wanted some candy and made Tommy an offer he couldn't refuse.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 12, 2010, 02:02:21 PM
Nice! It's been a while since I won   :smiley:

(https://api.ning.com/files/YZmV78Nw31nABUyMLKxjrlZgz0OS850Cyyt8psU1c63-5bgsnLlksfS*WztzL0iSyDCzwrNRKX1aEM*cqg2ZSRPP4zaEE699/hilarious.jpg)


The duo of Jack and the Ass worked on their harmonies but still needed to work on their stage presence.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 12, 2010, 03:36:34 PM
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME GOD! ALL I ASKED FOR WAS FOR A GOOD ASS TO COME BY THE WINDOW!!!

Or alternatively:

Bad ass

EDIT dammit king you got there first with the ass pun!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 12, 2010, 03:44:30 PM
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME GOD! ALL I ASKED FOR WAS FOR A GOOD ASS TO COME BY THE WINDOW!!!

Or alternatively:

Bad ass

EDIT dammit king you got there first with the ass pun!!

It takes an ass, Timmy to come up with an ass joke that fast! :D  At least my wife has told me that.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 12, 2010, 04:05:16 PM
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME GOD! ALL I ASKED FOR WAS FOR A GOOD ASS TO COME BY THE WINDOW!!!

Or alternatively:

Bad ass

EDIT dammit king you got there first with the ass pun!!

It takes an ass, Timmy to come up with an ass joke that fast! :D  At least my wife has told me that.
As much as I would like to contest it, your wife is probably right...
Title: Re: Alternately, 'Hung Like'
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 12, 2010, 07:39:41 PM
(https://api.ning.com/files/YZmV78Nw31nABUyMLKxjrlZgz0OS850Cyyt8psU1c63-5bgsnLlksfS*WztzL0iSyDCzwrNRKX1aEM*cqg2ZSRPP4zaEE699/hilarious.jpg)

"Why do you have a grill, and why does it say 'Hay Feva?"'
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on April 13, 2010, 01:16:13 PM
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME GOD! ALL I ASKED FOR WAS FOR A GOOD ASS TO COME BY THE WINDOW!!!

Winner.

And welcome to the Hall of Fame!

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
Guitarded - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
xanthul - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshmegland - 11
rumborak - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
Adami - 7
TimmyHiggy - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 13, 2010, 01:22:07 PM
Woot hall of fame!

Here goes...
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/151451997_6b357c5052.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on April 13, 2010, 01:40:24 PM
you want to stop using a mouse for your computer?

there is an app for that.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 13, 2010, 01:55:29 PM
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/151451997_6b357c5052.jpg)

Box cat is checking on Ceiling Cat whether it does its job at watching you.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 13, 2010, 02:02:12 PM
Man I'm so tired of this 9 to 5 shit, can't wait 'till it's Friday.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 13, 2010, 02:03:19 PM
Woot hall of fame!

Here goes...
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/151451997_6b357c5052.jpg)

Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my cat in a box, my cat in a box girl
It's my cat in a box, my cat in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (girl)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 13, 2010, 02:07:45 PM
I'm the cat in the box
Buried in my shit
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 13, 2010, 02:08:16 PM
Woot hall of fame!

Here goes...
*snip*

Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my cat in a box, my cat in a box girl
It's my cat in a box, my cat in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (girl)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
Can I interrupt the captions to ask what song this is?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 13, 2010, 02:16:46 PM
Woot hall of fame!

Here goes...
*snip*

Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my cat in a box, my cat in a box girl
It's my cat in a box, my cat in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (girl)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
Can I interrupt the captions to ask what song this is?

Dick in a box, of course! ;D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on April 13, 2010, 03:07:57 PM
The result of a dyslectic trying to search the internet for images of a package inside a pussy 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 13, 2010, 03:32:00 PM
Woot hall of fame!

Here goes...
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/151451997_6b357c5052.jpg)
Fucking humans.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Bombardana on April 13, 2010, 03:47:03 PM
Here goes...
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/151451997_6b357c5052.jpg)
"See, Schrödinger, I told you, he's fine!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 13, 2010, 03:49:28 PM
Woot hall of fame!

Here goes...
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/151451997_6b357c5052.jpg)

Stupid humans. If they only knew how much a box is realy worth to cats.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 13, 2010, 04:03:51 PM
Here goes...
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/151451997_6b357c5052.jpg)
"See, Schrödinger, I told you, he's fine!"
That is classic!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 14, 2010, 08:35:04 AM
Here goes...
*snip*
"See, Schrödinger, I told you, he's fine!"
Haha this was actually a secret mission to see how long it took for a physics joke to come out...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 14, 2010, 08:37:20 AM
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe....

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3164/3018667537_ca3d7a25f4.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 14, 2010, 12:17:42 PM
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/151451997_6b357c5052.jpg)

I feel sorry for myself in the parallel universe knowing I just poisoned a cat.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on April 14, 2010, 12:20:06 PM
There, I cleaned my litter box. I can haz cheezeburger nao?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 14, 2010, 12:20:46 PM
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/151451997_6b357c5052.jpg)

"Every year, thousands of cats are killed with a probability of 50%. Let us stop this tragedy, maybe."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 14, 2010, 04:16:58 PM
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe....

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3164/3018667537_ca3d7a25f4.jpg)
win!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 14, 2010, 11:33:52 PM
Here it goes...

(https://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac31/jafean/34565.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 14, 2010, 11:42:20 PM
(https://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac31/jafean/34565.jpg)

Fifteen gold, little man. Put that shit in my hand. If that warthog doesn't go, then you'll owe me, owe me, owe.
Title: Re: 'Cause the guy on the left is fuckin' accessorizing!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 14, 2010, 11:46:12 PM
(https://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac31/jafean/34565.jpg)

"Oh, that's why they call it Gay-lo..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 14, 2010, 11:46:51 PM
(Pre-emptive apology for the upcoming Halo-hatin')

(https://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac31/jafean/34565.jpg)

Jerry couldn't find a blood elf costume, so he wore the next most feminine thing he could find.
Title: Re: I'll give you a hint: Someone's taking a flaming sword, alright!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 15, 2010, 12:00:04 AM
(https://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac31/jafean/34565.jpg)

What the fuck? Who stole my idea for Halo/Krod Mandoon & the Flaming Sword of Fire slash fanfiction?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 15, 2010, 08:03:19 AM
Here it goes...

(https://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac31/jafean/34565.jpg)

The new abstinence program is working throughout all the high schools in America.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: robwebster on April 15, 2010, 08:45:50 AM
(https://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac31/jafean/34565.jpg)
Perversion through the ages.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 15, 2010, 09:03:31 AM
(https://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac31/jafean/34565.jpg)

peopleofwalmart.com

(plastic bags in the background)

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on April 15, 2010, 09:05:15 AM
"Don't worry ma'am, we're from the Internet".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 15, 2010, 11:03:28 AM
(https://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac31/jafean/34565.jpg)

peopleofwalmart.com

(plastic bags in the background)

rumborak


You'd think Rumbo, that since he's at Wal Mart, he'd find some cheap clothes that would fit! :D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 15, 2010, 09:44:16 PM
We love Dream Theater!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 16, 2010, 12:35:02 AM
The new abstinence program is working throughout all the high schools in America.

Gold medal for you, sir.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 16, 2010, 08:10:00 AM
The new abstinence program is working throughout all the high schools in America.

Gold medal for you, sir.

Thanks Xanthul!  I'll post a pic when i get home this evening.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 16, 2010, 04:15:53 PM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
Guitarded - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
xanthul - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
kingshmegland - 12
zerogravityfat - 11
rumborak - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
Adami - 7
TimmyHiggy - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 16, 2010, 04:17:24 PM
And away we go.....


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/water.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on April 16, 2010, 05:06:13 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/water.jpg)

...so Nick did.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 16, 2010, 05:08:11 PM
And away we go.....


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/water.jpg)

And this is why the french don't like america.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 16, 2010, 08:38:49 PM
The story of my life.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 17, 2010, 01:41:48 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/water.jpg)

"...If you do, urine big trouble, so mind your pees and queues."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 17, 2010, 02:16:46 AM
DANGER - Do not drink this water
Feel free to wash your face
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 17, 2010, 06:44:17 AM
My seat at a Dream Theater concert.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 17, 2010, 11:47:16 AM
And while you are at it, i wouldnt eat the blue block things
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 17, 2010, 12:42:10 PM
I'm too worried about hitting the pisser, than about being thirsty.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 17, 2010, 07:08:07 PM
And away we go.....


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/water.jpg)

And this is why the french don't like america.

Winner!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 17, 2010, 07:09:53 PM
Crazy, really didn't expect to win. Jeez, well I'd like to thank my mom of course and my agent and well I know if I start listing people I'm gonna forget someone, so I'll just say this....thanks to everyone who made this possible!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 17, 2010, 07:14:22 PM
Crazy, really didn't expect to win. Jeez, well I'd like to thank my mom of course and my agent and well I know if I start listing people I'm gonna forget someone, so I'll just say this....thanks to everyone who made this possible!

Que in symphony and cut to commercial. :D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 17, 2010, 07:29:04 PM
Here you go. If at least one isn't REALLY funny, then so help me god I'm gonna I dunno, do something realllllly bad.

(https://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/05/kirk-obama.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 17, 2010, 08:37:00 PM
Here you go. If at least one isn't REALLY funny, then so help me god I'm gonna I dunno, do something realllllly bad.

(https://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/05/kirk-obama.jpg)

Just what we need, another bailout for dylithium crystals.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 18, 2010, 06:47:18 AM
" I have devised a plan to bail the Klingons out. I really think there just greatly misunderstood. Perhaps I can have a face to face with there leader."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 18, 2010, 06:48:18 AM
"Tell me more about this Socialism you speak of?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 18, 2010, 07:39:29 AM
Here you go. If at least one isn't REALLY funny, then so help me god I'm gonna I dunno, do something realllllly bad.

(https://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/05/kirk-obama.jpg)

Can I have your autograph sir.  I've admired your speach patterns and molded the way I speak publicly because.............of............you!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 18, 2010, 07:46:29 AM
Look, this doesn't involve you. In future I'll have to summon you by surname cos you come over and interrupt every important military based conversation as soon as you hear the word barrack.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 19, 2010, 02:22:16 AM
Listen, I get what you're saying. We already have McCoy and his salt shaker, we don't need another health care plan.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 19, 2010, 01:57:26 PM
Adami you slacker, judge the round! :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 19, 2010, 03:17:23 PM
Adami you slacker, judge the round! :biggrin:

I was kind of hoping for more than 6 entrys, but whatever, give me a minute to look em over.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 19, 2010, 03:19:16 PM
Eh. I didn't find any of them very funny to be honest. Should I just pick one at random? Post another pic? Or just let the next person who posts do the next picture and have no one win this round?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 19, 2010, 03:19:59 PM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
Guitarded - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
xanthul - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
kingshmegland - 12
zerogravityfat - 11
rumborak - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
Adami - 8
TimmyHiggy - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 20, 2010, 07:08:12 AM
Eh. I didn't find any of them very funny to be honest. Should I just pick one at random? Post another pic? Or just let the next person who posts do the next picture and have no one win this round?
Adami, you need to just pick one. Sometimes a picture does not inspire and there are few captions. Sometimes the judge does not find them funny. In that case you pick the one you hate the least and the game moves forward.
Please press one more more options.
but seriously, a winner must always be chosen from the available options, and always within 24 hours if your around to do so.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 20, 2010, 07:10:45 AM
Fine, xanthul is the winner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 20, 2010, 07:13:04 AM
Fine, xanthul is the winner.
Atta boy! :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 20, 2010, 10:25:42 AM
I don't know whether to be proud or cry myself to sleep...

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
Guitarded - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
kingshmegland - 12
zerogravityfat - 11
rumborak - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
Adami - 8
TimmyHiggy - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 20, 2010, 10:36:00 AM
(https://bp3.blogger.com/_D-LZxhXlNXY/R0qfLvOdurI/AAAAAAAABcs/k-YBjW7qlTE/s400/funny+pictures.JPG)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on April 20, 2010, 10:40:26 AM
"Her testosterone level is through the roof!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 20, 2010, 10:41:06 AM
"Here sir, your butt baby"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 20, 2010, 10:49:39 AM
"Ann Coulter finally has a child."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 20, 2010, 10:51:25 AM
"So...you want us to stick it right up there?"

"Yea, did you cover it in blood first?"

"...yea....."

"Good, helps it go in smoother.....ok....let's have it!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 20, 2010, 10:53:45 AM
(https://bp3.blogger.com/_D-LZxhXlNXY/R0qfLvOdurI/AAAAAAAABcs/k-YBjW7qlTE/s400/funny+pictures.JPG)

*Stolen from South Park*

This is when Bono was born.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 20, 2010, 11:26:56 AM
In the same way that anal sex has large HIV transmission rates, anal birth has been shown to have a large risk of the child growing up to be a lawyer
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 20, 2010, 11:48:57 AM
(https://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/05/kirk-obama.jpg)

"Dude, you're too late. We already got a token black on this show, and she is waaaay hotter than you. Oh, and change that shirt. We don't want to get sued for killing the only black guy in the episode."


Late entry? So what?!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 20, 2010, 11:52:13 AM
(https://bp3.blogger.com/_D-LZxhXlNXY/R0qfLvOdurI/AAAAAAAABcs/k-YBjW7qlTE/s400/funny+pictures.JPG)

"Here's your kid. And goddamn, suck it up, your wife, WHO BTW HAD THE FUCKING CHILD, is getting your pack of cigarettes you wanted!"

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on April 20, 2010, 11:58:24 AM
Man.....that thing tore me a new one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on April 20, 2010, 11:59:12 AM
Hmmm...now I know why my wife cringed everytime I asked her for some Head.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 20, 2010, 12:16:13 PM
-snip-

"Dude, you're too late. We already got a token black on this show, and she is waaaay hotter than you. Oh, and change that shirt. We don't want to get sued for killing the only black guy in the episode."


Late entry? So what?!

rumborak


God damnit rumbo, that would have won too.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 20, 2010, 02:11:45 PM
-snip-

"Dude, you're too late. We already got a token black on this show, and she is waaaay hotter than you. Oh, and change that shirt. We don't want to get sued for killing the only black guy in the episode."


Late entry? So what?!

rumborak


God damnit rumbo, that would have won too.

Those damn Borg always show up when you it's an inconvenience.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 20, 2010, 08:16:09 PM
(https://bp3.blogger.com/_D-LZxhXlNXY/R0qfLvOdurI/AAAAAAAABcs/k-YBjW7qlTE/s400/funny+pictures.JPG)

A Nightmare To Remember.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 20, 2010, 11:08:40 PM
"Sir, we were able to save the baby, but you're going to jail you sick, sick bastard"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 21, 2010, 10:57:05 AM
In the same way that anal sex has large HIV transmission rates, anal birth has been shown to have a large risk of the child growing up to be a lawyer

That made me lol so you win. Pretty good ones overall folks.

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
Guitarded - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
kingshmegland - 12
zerogravityfat - 11
rumborak - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
TimmyHiggy - 8
Adami - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 21, 2010, 11:08:42 AM
Late entry for shits and giggles...

How ironic if was that Roy has his penis enlargement on the same day he wife gave birth to a healthy baby boy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 21, 2010, 11:10:17 AM
Umm, I actually have 8 wins. It was in my updated list.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 21, 2010, 12:12:17 PM
Umm, I actually have 8 wins. It was in my updated list.
Feel free to add it.
I have given the mantle of updates to the current winner or whomever would like to do the honors. I kept up for awhile but its getting harder to stay on top of it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 21, 2010, 12:14:25 PM
I did add it to mine. His came after mine and brought it back down to 7.

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 21, 2010, 12:15:48 PM
I did add it to mine. His came after mine and brought it back down to 7.

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
GIVE UM HELL!!!!
(https://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/1287.gif)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 21, 2010, 12:17:00 PM
I meant that I'll sit for it, too lazy to stand.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 21, 2010, 12:37:34 PM
I meant that I'll sit for it, too lazy to stand.
:lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 21, 2010, 01:20:46 PM
I'm sorry I accidentally the whole thing. Won't happen again.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 21, 2010, 01:24:16 PM
I'm sorry I accidentally the whole thing. Won't happen again.
not quite sure what this means, but ok. :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 21, 2010, 04:34:36 PM
1. Sorry for any lawyers who read my last caption.
2. New pic

(https://mozey.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/segagenesitar.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 21, 2010, 04:37:29 PM
"Wow, why did you make that guitar?"
"Cause I can't get laid"
"Why can't you get laid?"
"Cause I made this guitar"
"Sounds like a vicious circle..."
"TRAPPED INSIDE THIS SEGAVARIUM!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 21, 2010, 04:39:16 PM
1. Sorry for any lawyers who read my last caption.
2. New pic

(https://mozey.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/segagenesitar.jpg)


This is why girls don't like prog.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 21, 2010, 04:44:00 PM
"I guess you could say I play at....sonic speeds"
"uhhh"
"One might even say that I have zero tolerance for shredding at less than 240BPM"
"come on man..."
"I guess this guitar can be seen as a rebirth...or gene..."
"SHUT THE HELL UP! I GET IT!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 21, 2010, 04:50:41 PM
(https://mozey.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/segagenesitar.jpg)

Will it blend?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 21, 2010, 04:50:53 PM
"LOL guys wouldn't a videogame about guitars be cool?!?!!?"
"STFU Johny you look ridiculous and it's a dumb idea"
"Ok :("
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 21, 2010, 05:00:03 PM
1. Sorry for any lawyers who read my last caption.
2. New pic

(https://mozey.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/segagenesitar.jpg)


My other guitar is a Wii but when I played it, I lost control and threw it into the crowd.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 22, 2010, 06:15:28 PM
"I guess you could say I play at....sonic speeds"
"uhhh"
"One might even say that I have zero tolerance for shredding at less than 240BPM"
"come on man..."
"I guess this guitar can be seen as a rebirth...or gene..."
"SHUT THE HELL UP! I GET IT!"
Winner!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 22, 2010, 06:26:59 PM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
Guitarded - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
kingshmegland - 12
zerogravityfat - 11
rumborak - 11
Adami - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
TimmyHiggy - 8

Hopefully these are accurate.

Anyway, I'll be back in a bit with a pic.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 22, 2010, 11:18:42 PM
(https://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-batman-dog-12Y.jpg)

Hopefully we'll get more than 6 posts this time.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 22, 2010, 11:30:08 PM
(https://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-batman-dog-12Y.jpg)

Hopefully we'll get more than 6 posts this time.
Fuck me, I hate being a DTF pet."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 23, 2010, 12:43:31 AM
"C'mon just because he wears makeup and makes funny faces he doesn't deserve the Oscar! You sure it's not because he died?"

(https://img27.picoodle.com/img/img27/4/7/21/f_SeriousCatJm_a9374d8.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on April 23, 2010, 01:25:42 AM
(https://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-batman-dog-12Y.jpg)

Na-na na-na na-na na-na

BATDOG!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 23, 2010, 03:38:21 AM
Don't think catwoman is going to like this...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on April 23, 2010, 08:16:52 AM
Catwoman looks forward to getting it......doggie style.

Can't you guys ease up on the poor guy...throw him a bone


Wait until you see the new leash on the new batmobile.....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: progmonster on April 23, 2010, 12:36:46 PM
"Casting for the new Batman movie has really gone to the dogs..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 23, 2010, 01:50:50 PM
(https://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-batman-dog-12Y.jpg)

Hopefully we'll get more than 6 posts this time.

I see Batpug here but where the hell is Chiwahbin?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 23, 2010, 03:08:30 PM
(https://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-batman-dog-12Y.jpg)

Hopefully we'll get more than 6 posts this time.
What you looking at motherfucker?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 23, 2010, 04:04:00 PM
(https://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-batman-dog-12Y.jpg)

Hopefully we'll get more than 6 posts this time.

Don't make me go into my bat belt and get a Beggin Strip.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 23, 2010, 06:29:45 PM
(https://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-batman-dog-12Y.jpg)

Hopefully we'll get more than 6 posts this time.
What you looking at motherfucker?

Haha, this one made me laugh. You win.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 23, 2010, 06:49:04 PM
Whoo Hoo, Hall of Fame Motherfuckers!!!!!

and heeeeaaaaaar we go.....
(https://www.glogster.com/media/2/3/88/36/3883672.gif)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 23, 2010, 06:50:33 PM
Los Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 5
Guitarded - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
kingshmegland - 12
zerogravityfat - 11
rumborak - 11
Adami - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
TimmyHiggy - 8
lonestar-7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on April 23, 2010, 06:53:15 PM
(https://www.glogster.com/media/2/3/88/36/3883672.gif)

Only Kryptonut can stop this squirrel!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 23, 2010, 08:54:42 PM
Whoo Hoo, Hall of Fame Motherfuckers!!!!!

and heeeeaaaaaar we go.....
(https://www.glogster.com/media/2/3/88/36/3883672.gif)

Squirels have underoo's too?!

And now we know where this band got their name.....Squirel Nut Zippers.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 24, 2010, 03:25:28 AM
(https://www.glogster.com/media/2/3/88/36/3883672.gif)

If you look closely, you can see the miniature oxygen tank and nose hose.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on April 24, 2010, 04:16:43 AM
Clark Kent's new disguise was a tighter fit than he was used to.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 24, 2010, 09:30:29 AM
"listen here batpug, we can either fight amongst ourselves over this petty idea of whether or not you peeing on this tree excludes me from eating nuts there, or we can fight together to keep this place clean and free from other super animals..........what do you say? Are you with me?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 24, 2010, 10:02:03 AM
I can't wait to see Aquman in a flounder suit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 24, 2010, 10:13:56 AM
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a flying squirell, it's..........no, it's just a flying squirell.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 24, 2010, 10:19:21 AM
(https://www.glogster.com/media/2/3/88/36/3883672.gif)

It seemed like a brilliant disguise. Until he realized that a 6'4'' squirrel gets a lot of attention.


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 24, 2010, 10:29:24 AM
Damn zippers broke! Another outfit down the drain.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on April 24, 2010, 11:25:04 AM
(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v80/228/104/831975246/n831975246_712051_4832.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: veronica on April 24, 2010, 11:54:44 AM
(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v80/228/104/831975246/n831975246_712051_4832.jpg)

Ok, hears how it works. I post this image and you caption it. In 24 hours I pick a winner and they post the next picture. Then they will pick a winner in 24 hours.
You can make a total of 5 captions per picture.
I will try and keep standings of the leaders.
Good luck(...)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 24, 2010, 12:04:37 PM
(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v80/228/104/831975246/n831975246_712051_4832.jpg)

Ok, hears how it works. I post this image and you caption it. In 24 hours I pick a winner and they post the next picture. Then they will pick a winner in 24 hours.
You can make a total of 5 captions per picture.
I will try and keep standings of the leaders.
Good luck(...)
Oh c'mon Veronica, you can police the thread but can't make a caption.  Boooooooooo.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on April 24, 2010, 12:22:16 PM
Just throwing it out there! If you use it, so be it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: veronica on April 24, 2010, 12:24:08 PM
(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v80/228/104/831975246/n831975246_712051_4832.jpg)

Ok, hears how it works. I post this image and you caption it. In 24 hours I pick a winner and they post the next picture. Then they will pick a winner in 24 hours.
You can make a total of 5 captions per picture.
I will try and keep standings of the leaders.
Good luck(...)
Oh c'mon Veronica, you can police the thread but can't make a caption.  Boooooooooo.
C'mon, everyone knows I'm not funny!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 24, 2010, 12:27:52 PM
Just throwing it out there! If you use it, so be it.
Fine, I'll caption it. 
"As soon as I get the antlers of and skin this thing, it should taste great braised with some nice mushrooms."

@Veronica, c'mon, pleeeeaaaase make a caption, it's personal now.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on April 24, 2010, 12:45:10 PM
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 24, 2010, 12:46:05 PM
Whoo Hoo, Hall of Fame Motherfuckers!!!!!

and heeeeaaaaaar we go.....
(https://www.glogster.com/media/2/3/88/36/3883672.gif)
Just refreshing the actual pic after the snafu caused by potpie and Veronica(still love you ladies).  Bout six hours till my break time and judging.


EDIT: Sorry ariich, the presence of two females at once on DTF threw me off my game.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 24, 2010, 12:47:19 PM
(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v80/228/104/831975246/n831975246_712051_4832.jpg)

Van Halen paraphernalia has jumped the shark, seriously.



rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 24, 2010, 12:48:20 PM
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 24, 2010, 06:11:39 PM
I can't wait to see Aquman in a flounder suit.
Winner!!!
Your up king.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 24, 2010, 07:14:05 PM
Thanks lonestar!  Just got back from a party with fisticufs!  Fun everywhere!

Los Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 5
Guitarded - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
kingshmegland - 13
zerogravityfat - 11
rumborak - 11
Adami - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
TimmyHiggy - 8
lonestar-7
 
 
 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 24, 2010, 07:15:54 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/funny-2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ultimetalhead on April 24, 2010, 07:26:31 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/funny-2.jpg)

Experts agree, when it comes to children and introducing them to porn, "Start early."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 24, 2010, 09:50:32 PM
Luckily Ms. Kwon found a way to be home with her son even when she was at work.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 24, 2010, 09:53:29 PM
Ultimetalhead as a child.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on April 25, 2010, 09:02:29 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/funny-2.jpg)
"I told you, mummy, that finding you on the Internets was gonna a piece of cake. I just typed: "'clappy' mum" and that did it."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on April 25, 2010, 09:09:05 AM
"Now there's a nice pair that I wouldn't mind getting my milk from!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 25, 2010, 11:00:42 AM
As slash grew up, it only got worse.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 25, 2010, 05:32:08 PM
Luckily Ms. Kwon found a way to be home with her son even when she was at work.

Man, all re very good but this takes the cake. Congrats Adami!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ultimetalhead on April 25, 2010, 07:15:13 PM
Ultimetalhead as a child.
:rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 25, 2010, 10:40:35 PM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 5
Guitarded - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
kingshmegland - 13
zerogravityfat - 11
rumborak - 11
Adami - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
TimmyHiggy - 8
lonestar-7


I'll be back tomorrow with a pic, sorry tick. Don't be a hick ya prick.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 26, 2010, 12:01:21 PM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 5
Guitarded - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
kingshmegland - 13
zerogravityfat - 11
rumborak - 11
Adami - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
TimmyHiggy - 8
lonestar-7


I'll be back tomorrow with a pic, sorry tick. Don't be a hick ya prick.
Adami, don't make me smack you bevis.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 26, 2010, 12:32:18 PM
(https://www.coolfunpics.com/slides/Sports_Blooper_Horse_Accident.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 26, 2010, 12:54:45 PM
(https://www.coolfunpics.com/slides/Sports_Blooper_Horse_Accident.jpg)

"But what about Superman fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiv-.........."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 26, 2010, 12:57:12 PM
(https://www.coolfunpics.com/slides/Sports_Blooper_Horse_Accident.jpg)

"I'm on a horse."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 26, 2010, 12:58:13 PM
Little Johnny picked the wrong time to snack on carrots.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 26, 2010, 02:07:43 PM
(https://www.coolfunpics.com/slides/Sports_Blooper_Horse_Accident.jpg)

"But what about Superman fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiv-.........."

First Soccer holligans in England now they've moved on to Equestrian sports.  Can't wait to see a fight in tiddliwinks.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on April 26, 2010, 03:09:25 PM
(https://www.coolfunpics.com/slides/Sports_Blooper_Horse_Accident.jpg)

"I'm on a horse."

HAHA  :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 27, 2010, 12:34:42 PM
I need to find better pictures it seems. I had 2 people make captions....2!!!!


Anyway, Guitarded you obviously win with your "I'm on a horse" one. Damn good stuff sir.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 27, 2010, 01:06:17 PM
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
Guitarded - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
kingshmegland - 13
zerogravityfat - 11
rumborak - 11
Adami - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
TimmyHiggy - 8
lonestar-7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 27, 2010, 01:06:27 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129147167165029435.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on April 27, 2010, 01:48:20 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129147167165029435.jpg)
John Goodman's secretary brings him his lunch.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 27, 2010, 02:06:30 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129147167165029435.jpg)

 Flirtatia, your never gonna make it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 27, 2010, 03:26:31 PM
Lady, I can think of two things you can do with that and both are WRONG.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 27, 2010, 04:16:06 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129147167165029435.jpg)

Boy is that guy going to be cornholed by his ex!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ultimetalhead on April 27, 2010, 04:55:08 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129147167165029435.jpg)
When Dave said he wanted something "corny" for his birthday, they took his words far too literally.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 27, 2010, 09:13:09 PM
"nom nom nom nom nom nom nom...ding!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 28, 2010, 05:54:35 AM
The new shock porn film was a ripping success
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 28, 2010, 07:49:22 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129147167165029435.jpg)

Those calfs Rock!  I bet she could carry an egplant too!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on April 28, 2010, 08:23:37 AM
Boy, will she be surprised when she finds the escalator is going the wrong way.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 28, 2010, 08:31:45 AM
Ribbed for her pleasure
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on April 28, 2010, 08:33:37 AM
"I AM CORNHOLIO......do you have tee pee for my bunghole?"

"With the escalation in corn prices, locals we're forced to stock pile"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 28, 2010, 09:54:51 AM
Getting groceries is incredibly hard for the worlds smallest mother.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 28, 2010, 11:00:19 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129147167165029435.jpg)

Barry Bonds ordered take out,
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on April 28, 2010, 01:08:04 PM
Corn panic buying soars to unprecedented levels.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 28, 2010, 03:59:42 PM
Getting groceries is incredibly hard for the worlds smallest mother.
Winner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 28, 2010, 04:00:24 PM
Cool Chris - 6
Guitarded - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
kingshmegland - 13
zerogravityfat - 11
rumborak - 11
Adami - 10
TimmyHiggy - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
lonestar-7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 28, 2010, 04:40:27 PM
(https://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/geldof_brown_getty.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on April 28, 2010, 04:46:37 PM
"Are there any queers in the theater tonight?!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 28, 2010, 05:22:12 PM
(https://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/geldof_brown_getty.jpg)
If this guy does one more shadow puppet I'm going to stab him in the chest.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on April 29, 2010, 12:42:16 AM
(https://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/geldof_brown_getty.jpg)
"You're a risk to our country Bob."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 29, 2010, 12:51:31 AM
Obamas dick is this thick, in case any one was wondering.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 29, 2010, 07:58:25 AM
(https://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/geldof_brown_getty.jpg)

Does he have to talk about that night?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on April 29, 2010, 08:12:19 AM
Facepalm
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Bombardana on April 29, 2010, 09:58:19 AM
(https://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/geldof_brown_getty.jpg)
Heavily medicated Brown finally catches persistent invisible fairy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 29, 2010, 10:59:02 AM
(https://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/geldof_brown_getty.jpg)

This is the amount of times a Bob Geldof song has been in the top 20.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jarlaxle on April 29, 2010, 11:41:57 AM
"it's below your shoulders!"
"damn, you got me"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on April 29, 2010, 04:21:09 PM
I saw it and it was this big!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 29, 2010, 06:09:44 PM
Does he have to talk about that night?
WIN

Cool Chris - 6
Guitarded - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
kingshmegland - 14
zerogravityfat - 11
rumborak - 11
Adami - 10
TimmyHiggy - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
lonestar-7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 29, 2010, 07:48:16 PM
Thank you!  Have fun with this one!!


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/sexy.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 29, 2010, 10:04:17 PM
Thank you!  Have fun with this one!!


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/sexy.jpg)
"Uhhuh. Huh. Dude, I'm jacking off."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 29, 2010, 10:04:56 PM
Thank you!  Have fun with this one!!


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/sexy.jpg)
"BMW unveils their new dual airbags."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on April 30, 2010, 03:48:39 AM
With tits like these, to get anything done you have to do it with yourself, as everything else just turns into a porn scene
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 30, 2010, 04:44:21 PM
I'm bumping this cause the's not enough captions. Come on everybody!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 30, 2010, 04:45:53 PM
I'm bumping this cause the's not enough captions. Come on everybody!!

Now you know I how I feel.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 30, 2010, 04:46:21 PM
Thank you!  Have fun with this one!!


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/sexy.jpg)

It's a visual puzzle. Somewhere in this picture there is a car. Can anyone find it?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 30, 2010, 04:47:17 PM
I'm bumping this cause the's not enough captions. Come on everybody!!

Now you know I how I feel.

 I feel for you Adami!!  Yet I do post on every one of yours! ;D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 30, 2010, 06:13:44 PM
I'm bumping this cause the's not enough captions. Come on everybody!!

Now you know I how I feel.

 I feel for you Adami!!  Yet I do post on every one of yours! ;D
:'( for both of you.


Caption:  Keep pumping honey, I almost got my lug nuts off.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on April 30, 2010, 07:15:02 PM
Car jacking, a whole new level
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on April 30, 2010, 07:34:25 PM
Speed bumps just took on a whole new meaning.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 30, 2010, 07:39:17 PM
Looks like you got a little too much air in those tires.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 30, 2010, 07:41:07 PM
I'm bumping this cause the's not enough captions. Come on everybody!!

Now you know I how I feel.

 I feel for you Adami!!  Yet I do post on every one of yours! ;D
:'( for both of you.


Caption:  Keep pumping honey, I almost got my lug nuts off.
Lonestar, Winna.  Though Adami, your post on the puzzle almost had it!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 30, 2010, 07:42:27 PM
Ah well, maybe next time.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 30, 2010, 07:43:09 PM
Cool Chris - 6
Guitarded - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
kingshmegland - 14
zerogravityfat - 11
rumborak - 11
Adami - 10
TimmyHiggy - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
lonestar-8

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 30, 2010, 09:36:32 PM
(https://curezone.com/upload/_O_P_Forums/Politics/funny_animals_pictures_45.jpg)


and go!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on April 30, 2010, 09:48:37 PM
Certainly now nobody could just ignore the elephant in the room.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 30, 2010, 09:55:57 PM
Bono's birth was certainly an embarrising day for his father.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on May 01, 2010, 03:03:17 AM
The world's first house-trained elephant shows off for the camera.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on May 01, 2010, 03:31:11 AM
Shit, forgot to get some toilet paper
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 01, 2010, 05:13:10 AM
(https://curezone.com/upload/_O_P_Forums/Politics/funny_animals_pictures_45.jpg)


and go!!!

After a hard day at work, Edgar unloads.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on May 01, 2010, 05:16:27 AM
"May contain traces of nuts"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 01, 2010, 06:50:10 AM
fuckin bananas bind me up everytime.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 01, 2010, 07:22:16 AM
(https://curezone.com/upload/_O_P_Forums/Politics/funny_animals_pictures_45.jpg)


and go!!!

Where's his copy of Pachyderm Weekly? Everybody need to read there!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on May 01, 2010, 07:31:38 AM
(https://curezone.com/upload/_O_P_Forums/Politics/funny_animals_pictures_45.jpg)
"Former child-star, Dumbo, enjoying his retirement."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on May 01, 2010, 07:46:18 AM
(https://curezone.com/upload/_O_P_Forums/Politics/funny_animals_pictures_45.jpg)


and go!!!

"I wanted them to make my parents into piano keys but this is far more practical and very comfortable!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 01, 2010, 11:31:19 AM
Toilets....how do they work?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on May 01, 2010, 12:06:32 PM
In this rare footage, for the first time fans get a glimpse at how the latest Nickelback album was conceived.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on May 02, 2010, 04:07:04 AM
(https://curezone.com/upload/_O_P_Forums/Politics/funny_animals_pictures_45.jpg)

Album artwork for "The Mount of Tuskany" revealed.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 02, 2010, 02:47:29 PM
(https://curezone.com/upload/_O_P_Forums/Politics/funny_animals_pictures_45.jpg)


and go!!!

"I wanted them to make my parents into piano keys but this is far more practical and very comfortable!"
Winner, you're up dude.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 02, 2010, 02:49:11 PM
Cool Chris - 6
Guitarded - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
wolfking- 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
kingshmegland - 14
zerogravityfat - 11
rumborak - 11
Adami - 10
TimmyHiggy - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
lonestar-8


Welcome to the leader board, wolfking.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on May 02, 2010, 09:03:53 PM
Cool Chris - 6
Guitarded - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
wolfking- 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
kingshmegland - 14
zerogravityfat - 11
rumborak - 11
Adami - 10
TimmyHiggy - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
lonestar-8


Welcome to the leader board, wolfking.

Booyahh!!  Thanks Lonestar.  Check this one guys, inspired by the McDonalds bashing thread.  Due to my work schedule, I will pick a winner in approx 32 hours.

(https://www.danwade.com/wp-content/gallery/random/20051128-ronald_mcdonald_arrested.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 02, 2010, 09:07:21 PM
"Alright, your coming with us clown!"

"Blow me officer!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on May 02, 2010, 09:35:27 PM
No guys, wait...it was the dam red headed girl.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 02, 2010, 09:42:49 PM

(https://www.danwade.com/wp-content/gallery/random/20051128-ronald_mcdonald_arrested.jpg)

"Dude, Ronald, whatever you did to Grimace was plain fucked up. And calling it 'quarter-pounding' doesn't make it any better."

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 02, 2010, 10:09:29 PM
The exact reason why Ronald kept the secret that he really was a black man.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 02, 2010, 10:12:24 PM
"You're going away for a long time clown, no more little girls will be subjected to your "happy meals" or told to suck your "mcnuggets"....that's right, you're going to McJail!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 03, 2010, 08:09:16 AM
I knew from the BK commercials that the King planted bogus evidence!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on May 03, 2010, 08:17:48 AM
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."
"Little boys!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 03, 2010, 08:40:21 AM
After being released from the mental hospital, Sid and Dave became cops and were determined to make a difference!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 03, 2010, 07:56:19 PM
It's easy to spot a pedofile clown in the park when his feet stick out of the bushes.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on May 04, 2010, 05:45:42 AM
"You're going away for a long time clown, no more little girls will be subjected to your "happy meals" or told to suck your "mcnuggets"....that's right, you're going to McJail!"

WINNER!!!!


Cool Chris - 6
Guitarded - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
wolfking- 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
kingshmegland - 14
zerogravityfat - 11
rumborak - 11
Adami - 11
TimmyHiggy - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
lonestar-8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 05, 2010, 05:09:43 PM
Fucking Adami you slacker, post a damn picture!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 05, 2010, 05:42:40 PM
Fine, give me a few.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 05, 2010, 05:44:40 PM
(https://farm2.static.flickr.com/1176/1172090604_ec5cccb1c6.jpg)

Happy tick?

ARE YOU HAPPY YOU BIG BLUE FREAK OF NATURE?!!?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on May 05, 2010, 05:45:38 PM
Ugh. Some pictures just don't need captions.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 05, 2010, 08:05:11 PM
(https://farm2.static.flickr.com/1176/1172090604_ec5cccb1c6.jpg)

Happy tick?

ARE YOU HAPPY YOU BIG BLUE FREAK OF NATURE?!!?!

A badgering Tick?! ;D

This is what the I-Tablet is good for.  It's called the I-Dead.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: robwebster on May 05, 2010, 08:08:23 PM
(https://farm2.static.flickr.com/1176/1172090604_ec5cccb1c6.jpg)
Ironically, the iGraves died a horrible commercial death. Which was, paradoxically, actually quite good for sales.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 05, 2010, 08:19:29 PM
(https://farm2.static.flickr.com/1176/1172090604_ec5cccb1c6.jpg)

Happy tick?

ARE YOU HAPPY YOU BIG BLUE FREAK OF NATURE?!!?!

When the battery dies.....you die!

This I-Pod only plays Six Feet Under.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 05, 2010, 08:52:48 PM
This particular Ipod specializes in rock music.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 05, 2010, 08:53:43 PM
Fred Flintstone finally got an Ipod.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on May 06, 2010, 05:01:24 AM
Recently played artists: Nickelback.

iGrave:  'Be careful what you play, it may fucking kill you.'
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on May 06, 2010, 06:04:21 AM
Apple scored a new smash hit conquering the casual share of the death market with the new iGrave. Tech-savvy corpses on the other hand have strongly criticized the new device citing the lack of USB port and multitasking as serious hinderances.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 06, 2010, 06:05:02 AM
Now playing on Ipod...
"I turn to stone
When your are gone
I turn to stone
Turn to stone when you comin' home
I can't go on"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 06, 2010, 06:26:29 AM
Apple unveils its latest technology, the new "IDead"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on May 06, 2010, 06:28:39 AM
Apple unveils its latest technology, the new "IDead"

After many linguistic debates and heated arguments over who would be the target user of the iGrave, Apple decided to rename their technology from "iDied" to "uDied".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 06, 2010, 10:43:51 PM


This I-Pod only plays Six Feet Under.

Winner. You're up.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 07, 2010, 08:04:59 AM
Thanks Adami!!! I'll post a pick when I get home!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 08, 2010, 06:25:09 PM
Sorry everybody!!  I forgot to post a pic!  Here you go!


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/diclliq.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 08, 2010, 06:27:16 PM
Cool Chris - 6
Guitarded - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
wolfking- 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
kingshmegland - 15
zerogravityfat - 11
rumborak - 11
Adami - 11
TimmyHiggy - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
lonestar-8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on May 09, 2010, 02:52:35 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/diclliq.jpg)

Tiring of forum moderation, Nick decided to open a liquor store.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 09, 2010, 11:43:07 AM
They also sell Cigars.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on May 09, 2010, 12:07:11 PM
Where Are They Now: Dick Whittington.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 09, 2010, 12:09:53 PM
LT was dissapointed when he found out it was just a liquor store.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 09, 2010, 08:46:05 PM
Come on tick, don't be so blatantly anti-adami here.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 09, 2010, 10:24:08 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/diclliq.jpg)

"So you're thinking of expanding?"
"Yeah, I want a wing selling cat-related products, but I haven't come up with a new name yet..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 10, 2010, 06:26:16 AM
Come on tick, don't be so blatantly anti-adami here.
Stop being a slacker!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 10, 2010, 07:17:46 AM
"Dude, I just found the most amazing store! You won't believe what it says the chicks do there! and they sell booze as well!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 10, 2010, 08:23:44 AM
LT was dissapointed when he found out it was just a liquor store.

Very relevant and funny lonestar. you win!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 10, 2010, 02:35:35 PM
Thanks dude. Let's see what this brings up....
(https://www.dogbreed-gifts.com/boxer/art/funny_dogs.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 10, 2010, 02:37:37 PM
Los standings...

Cool Chris - 6
Guitarded - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
wolfking- 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
kingshmegland - 15
zerogravityfat - 11
rumborak - 11
Adami - 11
TimmyHiggy - 9
lonestar - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 10, 2010, 02:42:18 PM
...and rise Sir Fluffy Wuffy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on May 10, 2010, 02:47:55 PM
(https://www.dogbreed-gifts.com/boxer/art/funny_dogs.jpg)
"That'll do pig, that'll do."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on May 10, 2010, 03:11:13 PM
"While you're down there..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 10, 2010, 03:22:10 PM
(https://www.dogbreed-gifts.com/boxer/art/funny_dogs.jpg)

"Ah, my paws are so dirty! Let me get some liquid soap from the dispenser."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 10, 2010, 03:52:12 PM

(https://www.dogbreed-gifts.com/boxer/art/funny_dogs.jpg)

A doggy Pez dispenser!

You can only go for a ride if your THIS high.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 10, 2010, 09:09:57 PM
"I SAID LOOK AT IT!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 10, 2010, 10:17:30 PM
(https://www.dogbreed-gifts.com/boxer/art/funny_dogs.jpg)

"Conjoined twins, canine style."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on May 10, 2010, 10:19:41 PM
Is it me, or does the larger dog look like a bonobo?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on May 11, 2010, 02:19:56 AM
Suck it, bitch.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 11, 2010, 06:08:55 AM
"I'm sorry to have to tell you this son but your real father was that Dog that attacks the mailman."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 11, 2010, 07:46:43 AM
Thanks dude. Let's see what this brings up....
(https://www.dogbreed-gifts.com/boxer/art/funny_dogs.jpg)

Luke, I am your father.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 11, 2010, 11:53:54 AM
(https://www.dogbreed-gifts.com/boxer/art/funny_dogs.jpg)

"Ah, my paws are so dirty! Let me get some liquid soap from the dispenser."
Lots of good responses, but the absurdity of this one gets the win.   You're up, and change your name back, it's confusing the shit out of me.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on May 11, 2010, 10:02:26 PM
Pets Mart, that was easy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 12, 2010, 09:12:20 AM
Sank yoo, sank yoo!!


Los standings...

Cool Chris - 6
Guitarded - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
wolfking- 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
kingshmegland - 15
zerogravityfat - 12
rumborak - 11
Adami - 11
TimmyHiggy - 9
lonestar - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 12, 2010, 09:12:28 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/throw.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on May 12, 2010, 09:41:38 AM
damn capitaRism is too hard to resist!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 12, 2010, 11:35:35 AM
The new sport of Chink Ball was a very very bad idea and clearly did not go past the initial stages.





Sorry.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 12, 2010, 11:55:10 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/throw.jpg)

Proof that China does steroids.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 12, 2010, 12:28:42 PM
Goddammit!!!  How many times have I had to tell you to put the fucking seat down when you're done!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on May 12, 2010, 01:06:26 PM
Practicing for ice skating headbanger move... your doing it wrong!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 12, 2010, 01:07:29 PM
Asians, how do they work?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 12, 2010, 02:05:02 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/throw.jpg)

Wong Foo was tired of midget tossing and wanted to step up to the next class, Half Pint.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: cookienut on May 12, 2010, 05:59:30 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/throw.jpg)

Sideways free-balling - The Chinese way
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ultimetalhead on May 12, 2010, 07:59:22 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/throw.jpg)
STOP! HAMMER TIME!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 12, 2010, 08:38:26 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/throw.jpg)

When blowup dolls go wrong.
Title: Re: Sorry, just watched the Vice Guide to North Korea, it couldn't be helped
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 12, 2010, 10:24:28 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/throw.jpg)

Glorious Leader Kim Jong-Il promises that we have the most advanced space program in the world!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on May 13, 2010, 07:06:28 AM
Ring around the Rosey
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 13, 2010, 08:22:43 AM
Japans version of Chis Angel, "Mr. Moto Hagasashi" was always in trouble with his wife for not getting his honey do list done.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 13, 2010, 09:54:27 AM
Now THAT'S disorienting!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on May 13, 2010, 10:10:02 AM
I AM NOT A MEAN DRUNK!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 13, 2010, 01:02:38 PM
Poor Sato was born with no gravity. His sister Tamika resented having to take care of her brother.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 13, 2010, 01:11:32 PM
I AM NOT A MEAN DRUNK!

:lol Winner!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on May 13, 2010, 01:53:50 PM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/DearGodNo.jpg?t=1273780322)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 13, 2010, 02:05:36 PM
"I Soviet Russia, this is vot Cowboys look like!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 13, 2010, 02:07:27 PM
Man I fucking hate the Cow Clux Clan!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 13, 2010, 02:09:47 PM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/DearGodNo.jpg?t=1273780322)

Al's big mistake is that he wore the wrong camouflage when his wife told them they were hunting for a new dresser drawer.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 13, 2010, 02:14:11 PM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/DearGodNo.jpg?t=1273780322)

Originally from the Cow-casus, Milkovic Moozinski's life turned out to be an udder disappointment.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 13, 2010, 02:20:12 PM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/DearGodNo.jpg?t=1273780322)

Move over Gene Simmons!  I'm the Cow Child!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on May 13, 2010, 02:21:36 PM
Eat moar chicken, bitches!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 13, 2010, 02:37:33 PM
"I KILZ ALL YOU CHOCOLATE MILK MOTHER FUCKERS!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on May 13, 2010, 02:54:42 PM
don't have a cow, man
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on May 13, 2010, 03:26:38 PM
US troops have to rethink their camouflage gear before their upcoming invasion of the English countryside.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 13, 2010, 04:15:19 PM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/DearGodNo.jpg?t=1273780322)
Mad cow disease.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 13, 2010, 04:26:11 PM
R.A.S.M
Rednecks Against Soy Milk
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 13, 2010, 04:27:04 PM
"As a matter of fact my mothers name WAS bessy"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on May 13, 2010, 05:25:51 PM
Hey... pull my utter!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 13, 2010, 05:46:50 PM
Yes Virginia, Santa celebrates Halloween.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 13, 2010, 08:51:58 PM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/DearGodNo.jpg?t=1273780322)

Yet another Tea Party member defying classification!


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 13, 2010, 08:59:46 PM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/DearGodNo.jpg?t=1273780322)

Ben and Jerry dress up for their new ice cream, the Moobilly.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on May 14, 2010, 04:33:50 PM
In breaking news, the US Surgeon General is warning Americans about a virulent new strain of virus they've conditionally named Angry Cow Disease. 








Anyhoo, I'm going with Kingshmegland's Mad Cow Disease.  PM forthcoming. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 14, 2010, 04:43:47 PM
Thank you El Barto!!

Cool Chris - 6
Guitarded - 6
ariich - 5
El Barto - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
wolfking- 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
kingshmegland - 16
zerogravityfat - 12
rumborak - 11
Adami - 11
TimmyHiggy - 9
lonestar - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 14, 2010, 04:45:26 PM
And here is the new Pic!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/wow.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 14, 2010, 05:28:30 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/wow.jpg)

Jersey Shore Teletubbies
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 14, 2010, 05:42:41 PM
Finally a boy band that doesn't try to pretend there not gay.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on May 14, 2010, 06:05:38 PM
Teletubbies 2: The rebel years
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 14, 2010, 09:05:38 PM
This is why you don't take the brown acid.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 14, 2010, 09:11:39 PM
Yes, this is really how Jerry Falwell sees the world.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 15, 2010, 02:55:47 PM
Finally a boy band that doesn't try to pretend there not gay.

This made me and my wife laugh out out.  Very close was Adami.  Tick you are the Winna!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 15, 2010, 03:25:51 PM
Damnit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 15, 2010, 09:20:23 PM
Cool!!!
(https://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt258/LESTRENGE/Funny%20Pictures/1202709632474.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 15, 2010, 09:21:44 PM
Standings...

Cool Chris - 6
Guitarded - 6
ariich - 5
El Barto - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
wolfking- 1


Hall of fame

tick - 17
kingshmegland - 16
zerogravityfat - 12
rumborak - 11
Adami - 11
TimmyHiggy - 9
lonestar - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 15, 2010, 09:21:55 PM
Trang-Pa decided to make a stance by adopting Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thorton's love child.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on May 15, 2010, 10:36:40 PM
(https://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt258/LESTRENGE/Funny%20Pictures/1202709632474.jpg)
Tragically, Malay's son was roasted and devoured by Tagalog tribesmen.  Much more fortunate, Mahal's child went on to star as Arnold Ziffel in the popular sitcom Green Acres.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 15, 2010, 11:11:58 PM
(https://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt258/LESTRENGE/Funny%20Pictures/1202709632474.jpg)

Contrary to common knowledge, not all men are pigs!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 16, 2010, 09:09:16 PM
(https://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt258/LESTRENGE/Funny%20Pictures/1202709632474.jpg)
Tragically, Malay's son was roasted and devoured by Tagalog tribesmen.  Much more fortunate, Mahal's child went on to star as Arnold Ziffel in the popular sitcom Green Acres.
You are the wiener!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 17, 2010, 10:37:43 AM
Mad props to the Green Acres reference. :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 17, 2010, 02:08:02 PM
umm...Barto?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on May 17, 2010, 02:12:08 PM
(https://militarytimes.com/blogs/scoopdeck/files/2009/12/snake-bite.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 17, 2010, 05:37:51 PM
"Hey buddy, you taste like Chicken."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 17, 2010, 05:39:50 PM
"Is that a snake in your pocket or are you ju.........oh my god call the police!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 17, 2010, 08:04:11 PM
A reptile face palm.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 17, 2010, 08:04:56 PM
John McCain immeditatly regretted trying to smell Medusas hair.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 17, 2010, 08:43:58 PM
"I call dibs on the White meat."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 17, 2010, 08:55:47 PM
Interspecies erotica, we still have much to learn.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 17, 2010, 09:02:38 PM
"Oh damn Roy, my tooth is stuck in your nose. Well, this is awkward."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 17, 2010, 09:12:24 PM
In an attempt to fit in with the younger generation, Maxwell decided to get a snake bite peircing, it did not end well.






You're on tick.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 17, 2010, 09:13:41 PM
"CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??!?!?!?!?!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 17, 2010, 09:16:21 PM
And that's why they casted Sam Jackson instead of a white guy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on May 17, 2010, 09:21:24 PM
"Harry Potter's wand in action"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 17, 2010, 09:22:27 PM
Eat the god damn apple or I'll eat your god damn face!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: UnutterableSquid on May 17, 2010, 09:23:21 PM
"Shortly before this picture was taken, Bob said a snide remark about Kaa's mother's legs."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: UnutterableSquid on May 17, 2010, 09:24:48 PM
Eat the god damn apple or I'll eat your god damn face!

This is really random, but when I first saw this picture, I thought of making a Garden of Eden-related joke but couldn't come up with one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 17, 2010, 09:25:49 PM
Ron Jeremys penis did not appreciate his attempts at gay porn.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 18, 2010, 06:28:35 AM
***ATTENTION***

Adami has committed a rules violation in this round of action and has submitted more than 5 captions. Any caption posted after his first 5 can not win this round.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 18, 2010, 07:23:59 AM

(https://militarytimes.com/blogs/scoopdeck/files/2009/12/snake-bite.jpg)

"If I only dislocate my jaw a bit more, I can eat him!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on May 18, 2010, 08:18:25 AM
You may now kiss the bride.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 18, 2010, 09:04:32 AM
Ffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 18, 2010, 11:48:10 AM
***ATTENTION***

Adami has committed a rules violation in this round of action and has submitted more than 5 captions. Any caption posted after his first 5 can not win this round.


Damn you and your rules I didn't know about. Don't worry though, I'm not gonna win anyway.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 18, 2010, 11:56:10 AM
***ATTENTION***

Adami has committed a rules violation in this round of action and has submitted more than 5 captions. Any caption posted after his first 5 can not win this round.


Damn you and your rules I didn't know about. Don't worry though, I'm not gonna win anyway.
You may win, you may not but the op states 5 captions per picture. Its just the fairest way to do it.
and thank you so much for damning me.
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/devil1-2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 18, 2010, 12:01:00 PM
(https://militarytimes.com/blogs/scoopdeck/files/2009/12/snake-bite.jpg)

"I don't get what my wife means by 'stroking the snake for a week'. Let me give this a .... ARGGHHH!!"


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on May 18, 2010, 12:03:06 PM
Falcon Punc......no..wait...Snake Punch!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on May 18, 2010, 12:28:41 PM
Actually, it was Adami's first post that won.  The call the police thing is what got me.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 18, 2010, 12:51:59 PM
Actually, it was Adami's first post that won.  The call the police thing is what got me.

I was actually tempted to change that to something else other than call the police, guess it's a good thing I did.

Cool, pic will be up later tonight, sorry tick. But don't worry, I'm sure you'll like whatever I pick  :angel:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 18, 2010, 02:12:32 PM
Actually, it was Adami's first post that won.  The call the police thing is what got me.

I was actually tempted to change that to something else other than call the police, guess it's a good thing I did.

Cool, pic will be up later tonight, sorry tick. But don't worry, I'm sure you'll like whatever I pick  :angel:

We'll see if you get more than 3 responses. ;D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 18, 2010, 02:18:03 PM
I gave like 7-8 responces alone to the last one, karma should dictate a good reception. Still looking for a good pic.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 18, 2010, 02:22:33 PM
I gave like 7-8 responces alone to the last one, karma should dictate a good reception. Still looking for a good pic.

I love this thread, I think i've only missed a few since it started.  Everyone needs to laugh once in a while.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 18, 2010, 08:43:42 PM

 Still looking for a good pic.
Wow, the epic search! I'm expecting the greatest captioning picture of all time!!! :metal
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 18, 2010, 08:52:56 PM

 Still looking for a good pic.
Wow, the epic search! I'm expecting the greatest captioning picture of all time!!! :metal

To be honest I was trying to find one of The Tick, but alas, none of them really seemed caption worthy. So expect to be dissapointed my child.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 18, 2010, 08:55:23 PM
Here ya go.

(https://www.phuckpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/eating_baby_sandwich.jpg)

Though I can't caption my own pics, I'll call this "Ticks fathers first thought upon hearing the "good" news.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 18, 2010, 08:59:45 PM
"It is fat free mayo, isn't it?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 18, 2010, 09:50:18 PM
Here ya go.

(https://www.phuckpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/eating_baby_sandwich.jpg)

Though I can't caption my own pics, I'll call this "Ticks fathers first thought upon hearing the "good" news.
I'd like my sandwich with a side of baby powder.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on May 18, 2010, 10:05:08 PM
Tastes like chicken
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 18, 2010, 10:06:41 PM
Here ya go.

(https://www.phuckpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/eating_baby_sandwich.jpg)

Though I can't caption my own pics, I'll call this "Ticks fathers first thought upon hearing the "good" news.

Can I have mine with baby swiss?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on May 18, 2010, 10:06:55 PM
Personally, I prefer Mexican babies--leaner, with less gristle
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 18, 2010, 10:10:36 PM
Personally, I prefer Mexican babies--leaner, with less gristle

But with 70% more diarrhea!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on May 18, 2010, 10:27:48 PM
Personally, I prefer Mexican babies--leaner, with less gristle

But with 70% more diarrhea!
You, sir, disgust me. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on May 19, 2010, 05:27:04 AM
I actually just asked for a babyccino, but whatever!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 19, 2010, 07:55:15 AM
Personally, I prefer Mexican babies--leaner, with less gristle

But with 70% more diarrhea!
You, sir, disgust me. 

LOL! ;D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 19, 2010, 07:59:59 AM
"Before I get started, this is Boars Head right?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on May 19, 2010, 08:20:18 AM
If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 19, 2010, 09:12:35 AM
(https://www.phuckpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/eating_baby_sandwich.jpg)

Over-population and world hunger quelled, in one swoop.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 19, 2010, 09:13:40 AM
"Dude, stem cell treatment works differently."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 19, 2010, 10:06:33 PM
"Dude, stem cell treatment works differently."
 

Winner.


Also,

With, my and rumbies wins added.

Standings...

Cool Chris - 6
Guitarded - 6
ariich - 5
El Barto - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
wolfking- 1


Hall of fame

tick - 17
kingshmegland - 16
zerogravityfat - 12
Adami - 12
rumborak - 12
TimmyHiggy - 9
lonestar - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 20, 2010, 11:21:24 AM
Booya!

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/caption_contest_chicken_Sized.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 20, 2010, 11:25:35 AM
Booya!

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/caption_contest_chicken_Sized.jpg)

Finaly, that 50's movie "The Destructive Giant Cock" is in Technicolor.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 20, 2010, 12:04:45 PM
"Excuse me miss, can you tell me where the road is?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 20, 2010, 12:07:51 PM
"Get your stinking beak away from me you damned dirty cock!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 20, 2010, 04:36:47 PM
Booya!

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/caption_contest_chicken_Sized.jpg)

Seth Green is running out of ideas for Robot Chicken.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 20, 2010, 06:21:23 PM
I got dibs on the thigh.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on May 20, 2010, 10:14:20 PM
The call girl knew it was a mistake when the guy pulled out his massive cock.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 20, 2010, 10:15:19 PM
Frank was forever scarred after watching what his evil twin had done.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on May 21, 2010, 07:14:15 AM
"No, I can't take any more, your cock is just way too big!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 21, 2010, 09:52:13 AM
I got dibs on the thigh.

Subtle and brilliant. Winner!

(Adami close second)

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 21, 2010, 10:16:55 AM
Thanks Rak, kinda suprised I snuck in on that one.  I'll post a pic in a couple of hours, can't do it from my present location.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 21, 2010, 03:26:19 PM
This should be interesting....

(https://www.livingontulsatime.com/blog/images/puppyprayer.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on May 21, 2010, 03:27:10 PM
This should be interesting....

(https://www.livingontulsatime.com/blog/images/puppyprayer.jpg)

Dog:  *wait a tick, WTF am I doing, all dogs go to heaven*


(sorry i tried,  :(  )
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 21, 2010, 03:27:47 PM
Los Standings...

Cool Chris - 6
Guitarded - 6
ariich - 5
El Barto - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
wolfking- 1


Hall of fame

tick - 17
kingshmegland - 16
zerogravityfat - 12
Adami - 12
rumborak - 12
TimmyHiggy - 9
lonestar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 21, 2010, 05:16:49 PM
This should be interesting....

(https://www.livingontulsatime.com/blog/images/puppyprayer.jpg)

Boy, "Toys, Toys, Toys, Toys".
Dog, " Kibbles n' Bits,  Kibbles n' Bits,  Kibbles n' Bits,  Kibbles n' Bits".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 21, 2010, 05:17:39 PM
"It's not begging, it's praying"

"IT'S BEGGIN!!!!!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 21, 2010, 10:38:40 PM
(https://www.livingontulsatime.com/blog/images/puppyprayer.jpg)

Years later, Jimmy still would cry himself to sleep. "Why did I pray for my dog's sudden paralysis? Why?!"

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on May 21, 2010, 11:04:59 PM
^ nice
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 22, 2010, 12:06:59 PM
This should be interesting....

(https://www.livingontulsatime.com/blog/images/puppyprayer.jpg)

Dog:  *wait a tick, WTF am I doing, all dogs go to heaven*


(sorry i tried,  :(  )

Elton John reincarnated as a dog, singing, "I'm Still Begging".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 22, 2010, 01:14:08 PM
I'll give rumby the win, poor pooch.  You're up dog.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 22, 2010, 08:25:04 PM
Los Standings...

Cool Chris - 6
Guitarded - 6
ariich - 5
El Barto - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
wolfking- 1


Hall of fame

tick - 17
rumborak - 13
kingshmegland - 16
zerogravityfat - 12
Adami - 12
TimmyHiggy - 9
lonestar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 22, 2010, 08:25:24 PM
(https://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2007/04/12/image2675326.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 22, 2010, 08:39:25 PM
Monkey see, monkey like!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 22, 2010, 08:52:47 PM
(https://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2007/04/12/image2675326.jpg)

I'd like to have a side of peanuts with my order.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 22, 2010, 08:53:40 PM
"I don't care what you say dad, when I look in this mirror, I see the future president of the united states"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ultimetalhead on May 22, 2010, 09:17:44 PM
(https://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2007/04/12/image2675326.jpg)
LOOK IN THE MIRROR, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 22, 2010, 09:49:38 PM
C'mon baby, bend over for daddy. That's it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 22, 2010, 09:54:44 PM
(https://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2007/04/12/image2675326.jpg)

This etchasketch stinks! How do I shake it clean?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 22, 2010, 11:25:45 PM
(https://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2007/04/12/image2675326.jpg)
I love watching the humans, they're so apelike.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on May 22, 2010, 11:28:02 PM
[quote a
(https://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2007/04/12/image2675326.jpg)
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BRING a caMera mom the chimp looks like the kid looks like a chimp
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on May 22, 2010, 11:31:48 PM
Drunk post?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on May 22, 2010, 11:33:44 PM
garr
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on May 23, 2010, 03:10:41 AM
Are you gonna take much longer? I need to pee.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on May 23, 2010, 07:37:12 AM
Apple begin promoting the iPad to a whole new area of the market.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on May 23, 2010, 08:26:18 AM
Excuse me a second whilst I go down to the basement...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 23, 2010, 07:17:08 PM
Excuse me a second whilst I go down to the basement...

So bizarre, love it. Winnah!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on May 24, 2010, 02:30:33 AM
the standings:

Cool Chris - 6
Guitarded - 6
ariich - 5
El Barto - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
wolfking- 1


Hall of fame

tick - 17
rumborak - 13
kingshmegland - 16
zerogravityfat - 12
Adami - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on May 24, 2010, 02:32:49 AM
The new pic

(https://funnyhot.net/pics/funny-animals/funny-animals3.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on May 24, 2010, 05:08:45 AM
(https://funnyhot.net/pics/funny-animals/funny-animals3.jpg)
"Six degrees of inner turbulence... ahhhh, five.... four...."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on May 24, 2010, 05:10:54 AM
(https://funnyhot.net/pics/funny-animals/funny-animals3.jpg)

"He made it just in time; he could bearly hold it in anymore.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 24, 2010, 08:11:56 AM
The new pic

(https://funnyhot.net/pics/funny-animals/funny-animals3.jpg)

I guess we just found out the answer to the joke, "Does a bear shit in the woods".  Hell he uses the urinal!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 24, 2010, 08:24:05 AM
(https://funnyhot.net/pics/funny-animals/funny-animals3.jpg)

Just outside this picture is a whole line of guys who know they couldn't start peeing next to the bear anyway.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on May 25, 2010, 12:32:40 AM
(https://funnyhot.net/pics/funny-animals/funny-animals3.jpg)
Which urinal would you choose?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on May 25, 2010, 01:28:55 AM
"He made it just in time; he could bearly hold it in anymore.

It has to be this on account of the fact that I bloody love puns!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on May 25, 2010, 03:29:29 AM
Sorry for the delay, just got home. Pic incoming.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on May 25, 2010, 03:31:15 AM
The standings:

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 5
El Barto - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
wolfking- 1


Hall of fame

tick - 17
rumborak - 13
kingshmegland - 16
zerogravityfat - 12
Adami - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
Guitarded - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on May 25, 2010, 03:31:24 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/wtf-pics-balloon-guy.jpg?w=375&h=500)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on May 25, 2010, 03:55:37 AM
Bob was feeling gassy
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on May 25, 2010, 04:55:49 AM
Johnny:  "My spacesuit entry to the NASA competition is finally complete"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on May 25, 2010, 06:36:30 AM
Soon after Firestone's exploding tire fiasco, a crude Michelin Man knockoff mascot was envisioned
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 25, 2010, 07:47:40 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/wtf-pics-balloon-guy.jpg?w=375&h=500)

The Rainbow Coalition has a new mascot.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on May 25, 2010, 10:22:57 AM
that's anything but a 'better way forward' kid.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on May 25, 2010, 11:52:02 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/wtf-pics-balloon-guy.jpg?w=375&h=500)
Tim's obsession over the Michelin Man was ballooning out of control.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on May 25, 2010, 12:38:33 PM
Don't worry, baby. I always wear a rubber.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on May 25, 2010, 12:57:59 PM
Screenshot from failed auditions from the Seinfeld episode featuring the Bubble Boy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 25, 2010, 01:10:00 PM
Mitch decided to take a break from women after his last one didn't understand when he asked to get blown.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on May 25, 2010, 01:22:54 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/wtf-pics-balloon-guy.jpg?w=375&h=500)
Tim's obsession over the Michelin Man was ballooning out of control.
Haha now you posted that I can't look at it without thinking it looks a bit like me!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on May 25, 2010, 01:28:41 PM
Tim's obsession over the Michelin Man was ballooning out of control.
Haha now you posted that I can't look at it without thinking it looks a bit like me!
:lol It was my first thought as well, hence why I chose your name. :D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 25, 2010, 02:13:57 PM
The new fisher price ring toss blows away this old one.


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/ringtoss.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 27, 2010, 11:37:50 PM
Since Tick is ignoring this, I'll bump it.

Declare ariich the winner already.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 28, 2010, 06:05:26 AM
Since Tick is ignoring this, I'll bump it.

Declare ariich the winner already.
Dude I just got back from internet hell, cut me some slack!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 28, 2010, 08:54:23 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/wtf-pics-balloon-guy.jpg)
If Timmys parents had not used these condoms we would not have to have seen this picture.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 28, 2010, 05:43:40 PM
Guitarded, stop picking your nose and, pick a winner!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 28, 2010, 11:23:09 PM
Can we just declare ariich the obvious winner?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on May 28, 2010, 11:51:48 PM
Whoops, sorry. Went out of town. Gimme a sec to read teh captions.

Edit: goes to ariich
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on May 31, 2010, 04:08:54 AM
:lol Awesome. I'd almost forgotten about this.

The standings:

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
wolfking- 1


Hall of fame

tick - 17
rumborak - 13
kingshmegland - 16
zerogravityfat - 12
Adami - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
Guitarded - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on May 31, 2010, 04:09:17 AM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/coffin-fish.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on May 31, 2010, 05:21:09 AM
Traffic - OOOoo Ya....We Jammin.....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on May 31, 2010, 05:25:16 AM
Off to school
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on May 31, 2010, 05:30:13 AM
Guess who found Nemo?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on May 31, 2010, 06:35:50 AM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/coffin-fish.jpg)
One fish
Four men
Red fish
Black men
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 31, 2010, 06:50:58 AM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/coffin-fish.jpg)

We have Micky Mouse in the USA and the Haitians has Markenson the Mackerel.  Red Stripe for everyone!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 31, 2010, 08:47:51 AM
4 previously white guys pull a big one out of the Louisiana gulf.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on May 31, 2010, 09:51:29 AM
I'm pro nuclear cos I want to be able to buy fish like that deep fried
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 01, 2010, 12:58:32 PM
bump
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on June 01, 2010, 01:01:02 PM
There's something fishy about this picture.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 01, 2010, 01:10:35 PM
"NO YOU MORONS! THAT'S NOT NEMO!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on June 01, 2010, 01:17:03 PM
"Now that coasts are clear, Somalia is catching some big-ass fishes"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on June 01, 2010, 01:18:36 PM
"What the hell are you gonna do with that fish?"
"We gonna put some rims on it!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on June 01, 2010, 01:23:14 PM
"It's not something to be surprised. This is the new trophy they are going to give to the South Africa 2010 World Cup Winner Team since the old gold one got stolen."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on June 01, 2010, 02:00:16 PM
Guess who found Nemo?
Winner! :lol

I liked Adami's as well, because I'm a sucker for puns, but this one just edged ahead.

The standings:

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
wolfking- 1


Hall of fame

tick - 17
rumborak - 13
kingshmegland - 16
zerogravityfat - 12
Adami - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Zydar - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Guitarded - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on June 01, 2010, 03:09:15 PM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/coffin-fish.jpg)
One fish
Four men
Red fish
Black men
:rollin

This post wasn't given the credit it deserves.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 03, 2010, 08:18:43 AM
Nice! :lol I've been out of town for a few days with the job, but I'll be posting a new pic soon!

Edit:

(https://www.funatiq.com/images/troopers-buying-stuff.jpg)

GO!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on June 03, 2010, 10:24:00 AM
"Alpha one, how did the hunt for those droids go?"
"They had some in aisle 7 but they were a bit pricey, not really what we were looking for"
"Hmm ok we'd better try someplace else"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on June 03, 2010, 11:33:28 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/troopers-buying-stuff.jpg)

"Hey guys, what's the holdup there? Maybe you have the time, searching for droids you're too stupid to find anyway, but I got a princess to torture and a planet to blow up. So, MOVE IT, or I'll make you move."


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on June 03, 2010, 11:50:37 AM
Years later, the Empire would regret the budget cuts that resulted in them having to go with the cheaper, lower quality sights for their firearms. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on June 03, 2010, 11:51:39 AM
"I said 12.50$..."....
"ya????"
"you're a little short for a storm trooper"
"oh.....the uniform!!"
"no you only gave me a 10$"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on June 03, 2010, 12:08:34 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/troopers-buying-stuff.jpg)

"So, what's the jackpot right now in PowerBall?"
"Dude, a death star. A whole fucking death star. I'd be traveling from one planet to the next, freaking people out and acting like I was Vader and shit. You know, do all his ridiculous 'oooh, the force!! Look at me, I'm special!' Pfft, that bald freak. Can't even board up a fricking hole in his own death star."

"...."

"He is right behind me, isn't he?"



rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 03, 2010, 01:03:34 PM
"I told you sir, we don't sell nothing in this place without proper ID. That goes for Marlboro Light, Miller Lite, or a light saber for that matter."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on June 03, 2010, 02:06:49 PM
"I said 12.50$..."....
"ya????"
"you're a little short for a storm trooper"
"oh.....the uniform!!"
"no you only gave me a 10$"
:rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on June 03, 2010, 02:09:14 PM
I find your lack of fresh produce disturbing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 03, 2010, 02:10:35 PM
Uniform flaw for the Empire.  Where do they keep the change?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 03, 2010, 02:32:15 PM
I can't believe the Black guy is the last in line. That's just not right.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on June 03, 2010, 02:41:25 PM
The Imperial forces make a quick stop to pick up throat sweets for lord vader.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on June 03, 2010, 02:51:39 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/troopers-buying-stuff.jpg)

"Contrary to common opinion, the Death Star was not named after its destructive power. It was also a shopping paradise par excellence, coining the phrase 'Shop til you're dead. Try to rebel against our prices!!'. Here we see Darth Vader and some of his best buddies roaming the aisles on Fantastic Force Friday, where every item is 20% off."

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on June 03, 2010, 02:53:51 PM
The Death Star Supermarket
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on June 03, 2010, 02:55:00 PM
"Dude, just pay the lady"
"Why can't he just use the force to make her think we already paid?!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 03, 2010, 04:02:00 PM
Crap! I can't remember my pin #.  Does anybody else have their Chase DeathStar card.  I don't want to drive 5 parsecs back to my house for some cash!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on June 03, 2010, 04:04:32 PM
"Hey freddie, what's your 4 digit code?"
"R2D2"
"haha you silly bastard"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 03, 2010, 04:09:09 PM
"Hey freddie, what's your 4 digit code?"
"R2D2"
"haha you silly bastard"

That rebel scum Yoda will rob you blind with that easy code.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 04, 2010, 01:37:38 PM
"Hey freddie, what's your 4 digit code?"
"R2D2"
"haha you silly bastard"

haha winner :lol

You're up!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 04, 2010, 01:38:04 PM
The standings:

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
wolfking- 1


Hall of fame

tick - 17
kingshmegland - 16
rumborak - 13
Adami - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Zydar - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Guitarded - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on June 04, 2010, 01:39:58 PM
Really? I thought the "you're a little short..." one and the "I find your lack of fresh produce disturbing" better.

So, if it's ok with Tick, I'll take the win, (cause I rule), but let Ytsebitsyspider post the next pic. Cause I liked his more than mine.

PM will be sent in a sec.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 04, 2010, 01:44:53 PM
Yeah those two were great also, they could have won as well  ;D But I found yours to be the funniest of them.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 05, 2010, 12:31:04 PM
Really? I thought the "you're a little short..." one and the "I find your lack of fresh produce disturbing" better.

So, if it's ok with Tick, I'll take the win, (cause I rule), but let Ytsebitsyspider post the next pic. Cause I liked his more than mine.

PM will be sent in a sec.
so let me get this straight, you won Adami but you like spiders better so you will take your win but give him a consolation prize of posting the next picture? I don't care, if he wants to post it that's fine.
However if you wanted to give him your win, I could not allow it as the judge chooses the winner, and even if you think someone had a funnier caption then yours, that's the way it goes. Humor is subjective and in the eyes of the beholder. :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on June 05, 2010, 06:56:36 PM
I don't care either way...though my pic postage seems lame....gimme a minute....it's Saturday night and I'm half pinned...I'll find something.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on June 05, 2010, 07:07:03 PM
alrighty..here we go....it was this...or..the guy with the giant beaver from "stevestours.com".....

(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/dougiewiththepighead.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 05, 2010, 07:15:53 PM
alrighty..here we go....it was this...or..the guy with the giant beaver from "stevestours.com".....

(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/dougiewiththepighead.jpg)

Face Off 2, staring Bruce Willis and a pig.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on June 05, 2010, 07:23:50 PM
Die Hard 5, Bruce Willis takes on Islam.


Bruce Willis better be a part of everyones caption.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 05, 2010, 07:54:36 PM
"Hello Mr. Pig head, get ready to meet my penis."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on June 05, 2010, 07:57:05 PM
"Sorry about my wife, since the accident she doesn't say much.......oh sweety you got some drool on you, here I got it"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 05, 2010, 07:59:56 PM
alrighty..here we go....it was this...or..the guy with the giant beaver from "stevestours.com".....

(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/dougiewiththepighead.jpg)

Jeff Dunham's new puppet Snouty.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on June 05, 2010, 09:55:38 PM
alrighty..here we go....it was this...or..the guy with the giant beaver from "stevestours.com".....

(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/dougiewiththepighead.jpg)
"Allright, who's the asshole who took the fucking apple?!?!?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on June 05, 2010, 10:16:10 PM
(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/dougiewiththepighead.jpg)

"To be, or not to be!

.........

I hate my life. Doing 'Porkspeare' at Bacon 'R Us. What have I become."

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 06, 2010, 06:27:02 AM
cousin Eddie - "save me the ear Clark"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 06, 2010, 08:08:29 AM
alrighty..here we go....it was this...or..the guy with the giant beaver from "stevestours.com".....

(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/dougiewiththepighead.jpg)

4 out of 5 redneck dentist say plaque tastes good.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on June 07, 2010, 05:05:57 AM
I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss the bride.........uh wait, no, the pig is suppose to kiss you.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on June 07, 2010, 05:18:50 AM
Wolking you are the winner, I shall inform you via pm as well.
Time to spread some of this winning love around.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on June 07, 2010, 05:21:09 AM
Wolking you are the winner, I shall inform you via pm as well.
Time to spread some of this winning love around.



Thank you kind sir, tis a grand day.  Picture coming very soon.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on June 07, 2010, 05:35:55 AM
Here's the new pic.

(https://funny4me.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/chubby_asian_kids.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 07, 2010, 06:59:00 AM
Fun and games for all at William Hung's family reunion.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: robwebster on June 07, 2010, 07:39:09 AM
The World's Strongest Baby competition unfortunately had to be cancelled when both of the top bodybuilders had to take a time out to be burped, resulting in mutual disqualification. Upon being burped, it was also revealed that one of the champions had soiled himself.

The final nail in the coffin was the massive number of complaints sent in by anyone with a soul.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 07, 2010, 07:52:14 AM
Behind the scenes from the Chinese version of the Pull Me Under video.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 07, 2010, 07:55:28 AM
Here's the new pic.

(https://funny4me.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/chubby_asian_kids.jpg)

This is the end result of outsourcing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on June 07, 2010, 10:27:37 AM
SNIP

"To be, or not to be!

.........

I hate my life. Doing 'Porkspeare' at Bacon 'R Us. What have I become."

rumborak
Shouldn't it have been "Alas poor Yorick"?
Title: Re: Seriously dude, it was RIGHT THERE!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 07, 2010, 11:05:32 AM
SNIP

"To be, or not to be!

.........

I hate my life. Doing 'Porkspeare' at Bacon 'R Us. What have I become."

rumborak
Shouldn't it have been "Alas pork Yorick"?

Fixed it for you.
Title: Re: Hate to explain the joke, but it's something about being one.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 07, 2010, 11:08:45 AM
(https://funny4me.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/chubby_asian_kids.jpg)

"How can we be losing?! We have the Goddamn Buddha on our side!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on June 09, 2010, 04:05:18 AM
Any more responses???
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on June 09, 2010, 06:10:31 AM
the secret of the bridges that went up so fast for the olympics is revealed: shotty anchoring.
Title: Re: Hate to explain the joke, but it's something about being one.
Post by: MetalJunkie on June 09, 2010, 06:12:38 AM
(https://funny4me.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/chubby_asian_kids.jpg)
Seeking a more economic approach, China opted for a lower budget system for penis enlargement.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sneakyblueberry on June 09, 2010, 06:28:23 AM
:lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 09, 2010, 08:42:09 AM
Notice to all players...

If your the one picking the winner, please do it at the end of a 24 hour period. There should be a new picture every 24 hours if possible.
If you not satisfied with the amount of responses after a few hours, bump the thread.
If no one is still posting and you only have 3 entry's, please pick one of the 3.
Not all pictures inspire the response you would like, but for the benefit of the game pick a winner to keep the game moving forward.

Thank you :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 09, 2010, 02:34:21 PM
Any more responses???
wolfking, please pick a winner or I will just post another picture in the morning.
At that point I will still let you declare a winner, but will have moved on to another picture, which your winner can judge.

24 HOURS PEOPLE! PICK A WINNER EVERY 24 HOURS UNLESS YOU JUST CAN'T FOR A LEGIT REASON.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on June 09, 2010, 02:37:30 PM
Aw tick, you're keeping up the rules for everyone. I don't feel as special now.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 09, 2010, 02:46:25 PM
Aw tick, you're keeping up the rules for everyone. I don't feel as special now.
Oh Adami, you know your special to me.  :biggrin:

 :yeahright

:tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 09, 2010, 02:52:12 PM
Aw tick, you're keeping up the rules for everyone. I don't feel as special now.

Oh, you are special my friend. ;D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on June 10, 2010, 05:32:22 AM
Any more responses???
wolfking, please pick a winner or I will just post another picture in the morning.
At that point I will still let you declare a winner, but will have moved on to another picture, which your winner can judge.

24 HOURS PEOPLE! PICK A WINNER EVERY 24 HOURS UNLESS YOU JUST CAN'T FOR A LEGIT REASON.

Wow, sorry bro, I didn't realise the game had such strict rules, I will pick one of the responses that was produced in the 24 hours of the picture post, I want to be fair and play by the very important rules of course.  :D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on June 10, 2010, 05:33:32 AM
Behind the scenes from the Chinese version of the Pull Me Under video.

As much cheese here as a Manowar concert.  Good thing I don't mind a bit of cheese.  YOU THE WINNAH HA HA HA!!


The standings:

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
wolfking- 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 17
kingshmegland - 16
rumborak - 13
Adami - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Zydar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Guitarded - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 10, 2010, 05:36:21 AM
Any more responses???
wolfking, please pick a winner or I will just post another picture in the morning.
At that point I will still let you declare a winner, but will have moved on to another picture, which your winner can judge.

24 HOURS PEOPLE! PICK A WINNER EVERY 24 HOURS UNLESS YOU JUST CAN'T FOR A LEGIT REASON.

Wow, sorry bro, I didn't realise the game had such strict rules, I will pick one of the responses that was produced in the 24 hours of the picture post, I want to be fair and play by the very important rules of course.  :D
(https://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b8/CheckM8/FredGwynne.jpg)
"Are you mocking me boy?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 10, 2010, 05:42:37 AM
Behind the scenes from the Chinese version of the Pull Me Under video.

As much cheese here as a Manowar concert.  Good thing I don't mind a bit of cheese.  YOU THE WINNAH HA HA HA!!


Haha wow, didn't think I would win with this one :lol

Despite being summer I give you a Santa pic:

(https://www.daddyfiles.com/images/Santa-Gives_.jpg)

GO!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 10, 2010, 05:54:06 AM
(https://www.daddyfiles.com/images/Santa-Gives_.jpg)
"After I had my heart attack, I got a wake up call. No more endless plates of cookies, and midnight quickies. Now I eat right, exercise, and I trust my heart to Lipitor."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on June 10, 2010, 05:57:23 AM
Any more responses???
wolfking, please pick a winner or I will just post another picture in the morning.
At that point I will still let you declare a winner, but will have moved on to another picture, which your winner can judge.

24 HOURS PEOPLE! PICK A WINNER EVERY 24 HOURS UNLESS YOU JUST CAN'T FOR A LEGIT REASON.

Wow, sorry bro, I didn't realise the game had such strict rules, I will pick one of the responses that was produced in the 24 hours of the picture post, I want to be fair and play by the very important rules of course.  :D
(https://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b8/CheckM8/FredGwynne.jpg)
"Are you mocking me boy?"

 :rollin  Classic!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on June 10, 2010, 06:01:52 AM

Despite being summer I give you a Santa pic:

(https://www.daddyfiles.com/images/Santa-Gives_.jpg)

GO!

Doctor:  "Santa, your blood pressure is high and your cholesterol is through the roof, no more egg nog for you."

Santa:  "You don't want any f**king presents this year, do ya doc!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 10, 2010, 08:08:59 AM
Santa relieves stress by squeezing Rudolph's nose and having a hot chocolate transfusion.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on June 13, 2010, 06:43:48 AM
Bump.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 13, 2010, 06:46:37 AM
Oh I totally forgot about this, sorry.  :-\


Doctor:  "Santa, your blood pressure is high and your cholesterol is through the roof, no more egg nog for you."

Santa:  "You don't want any f**king presents this year, do ya doc!!!

This one's the winner!

The standings:

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 17
kingshmegland - 16
rumborak - 13
Adami - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Zydar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Guitarded - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on June 13, 2010, 06:53:20 AM
Thanks Zydar, here's the new pic.

(https://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/g/guy_drowning-7056.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on June 13, 2010, 11:31:54 AM
YEEEEEEAAAAAH BOOOOOOOOIIIII

Title: Re: ...And that was the second time I caught crabs
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 13, 2010, 11:41:30 AM
(https://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/g/guy_drowning-7056.jpg)


"Not now, Thunder!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 13, 2010, 11:43:15 AM
Thanks Zydar, here's the new pic.

(https://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/g/guy_drowning-7056.jpg)

Look at your husband, now look at me......You may kiss the bride and I'm on a horse.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on June 13, 2010, 02:37:37 PM
Thanks Zydar, here's the new pic.
*snip*

Look at your husband, now look at me......You may kiss the bride and I'm on a horse.
Holy shit. Don't think this one's gonna be topped, so I won't even try.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on June 14, 2010, 04:07:08 AM
Thanks Zydar, here's the new pic.

(https://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/g/guy_drowning-7056.jpg)

Look at your husband, now look at me......You may kiss the bride and I'm on a horse.

Holy fuck!!  I don't need any other responses to know that this is the winner!!  This is possibly the best reply of the whole thread.


Thanks Zydar, here's the new pic.
*snip*

Look at your husband, now look at me......You may kiss the bride and I'm on a horse.
Holy shit. Don't think this one's gonna be topped, so I won't even try.

You're a smart man Guitarded, save you energy, LOL.



Current rankings;

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 17
kingshmegland - 17
rumborak - 13
Adami - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Zydar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Guitarded - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 14, 2010, 07:46:37 AM
Thank you! Thank You!  I'll post a pick when I get out of work.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 14, 2010, 03:39:12 PM
And away we go!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/drinkndrive.jpg)
Title: Re: It's cool, I have black friends.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 14, 2010, 04:37:31 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/drinkndrive.jpg)

Say what you will, it's still better than his previous business model for Niggrrrs: Nighttime Guard Dogs.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on June 15, 2010, 11:44:16 AM
Three-beer queer haven.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on June 15, 2010, 12:36:35 PM
Free Balls.............ya..........ACROSS YOUR CHIN!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on June 15, 2010, 05:33:44 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/drinkndrive.jpg)

Tiger's new resort.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on June 16, 2010, 07:21:05 AM
Tiger Woods and Greg Norman's ex-wife's joint business gold course.  The free balls are actually Greg Norman's!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 16, 2010, 08:09:08 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/drinkndrive.jpg)

Tiger's new resort.
Winna!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 16, 2010, 08:10:05 AM
Current rankings;

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 17
kingshmegland - 17
rumborak - 13
Adami - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Zydar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Guitarded - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on June 16, 2010, 02:35:39 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129195518834609389.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: robwebster on June 16, 2010, 03:03:34 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129195518834609389.jpg)

Although he went into the process with high hopes, Batman quickly regretted allowing the public to pitch their redesigns for a new utility belt.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on June 16, 2010, 03:24:21 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129195518834609389.jpg)

"Pussy Fanny Pack", as seen on eBay.


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 16, 2010, 04:26:05 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129195518834609389.jpg)

Ned's new utility belt is purfect.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 16, 2010, 04:27:52 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129195518834609389.jpg)

Look ma!  No hands!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on June 16, 2010, 04:50:42 PM
During their E3 presentation, Sony unveiled their new motion-control system for players to enjoy the upcoming ‘Pussy Petting’ simulator game, allowing many gamers to experience pussy first hand for the first time.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on June 16, 2010, 08:10:44 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129195518834609389.jpg)

Kitty's new Asian-in-a-box failed to open as expected.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 16, 2010, 08:13:46 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129195518834609389.jpg)

You know when your friends tell you your a pussy for having a purse, this is why.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: antigoon on June 16, 2010, 08:15:33 PM
I feel like that pic is calling for the Xzibit meme, I just can't put it into words.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on June 16, 2010, 08:16:04 PM
the utility pack for cat memes, your interweb nerd wet dreams came alive!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on June 16, 2010, 09:57:26 PM
Well, I saw that he was always licking his own junk, and it just sort of dawned on me, you know, maybe....Hmmmm.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on June 16, 2010, 09:58:27 PM
Watch, when I flex up just right, he'll start purring. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 17, 2010, 12:32:22 AM
If cats land on their feet, this belt must mean that I will land on my face.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on June 17, 2010, 04:33:30 AM
Bahhh...I like my pussies shaved.  Nothing worse then coping a big hairball on the tongue.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 17, 2010, 07:59:27 AM
Looks like the Cats out of the bag.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on June 17, 2010, 12:56:50 PM
Watch, when I flex up just right, he'll start purring. 
I'll be at work when the 24 hours is up, so 23ish will have to do. This is teh winnah.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on June 17, 2010, 12:57:30 PM
Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 17
kingshmegland - 17
rumborak - 13
Adami - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Zydar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Guitarded - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on June 17, 2010, 12:58:54 PM
SNIP
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on June 17, 2010, 05:04:58 PM
I'm too tired to look for something original and creative, so here's my wallpaper.

(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/potpilots-2copy.jpg?t=1276815730)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 17, 2010, 08:36:35 PM
"Hey man, save me a poke."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on June 17, 2010, 08:41:30 PM
There are few things in life better than getting high at 30,000 ft.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 17, 2010, 08:57:29 PM
"You haven't been drinking have you?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on June 17, 2010, 09:00:26 PM
Passenger 1: "Hey, anyone else smell weed?"

Passenger 2: "Oh Shit ..." *Hides something under the seat*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TioJorge on June 17, 2010, 09:19:24 PM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/potpilots-2copy.jpg?t=1276815730)

Oldie: "BILL! Jeezus fucking christ! Are you insane!?

Young'n Bill: :huh:

Oldie: "Don't look at me like that...we're going to be flying over Alaska, you moron, put that shit down. Smoke up the northern lights."

Young'n Bill:  :azn:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 17, 2010, 10:25:24 PM
I'm too tired to look for something original and creative, so here's my wallpaper.

(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/potpilots-2copy.jpg?t=1276815730)
Steward: Hey man it's me Dave, I've got the stuff.
Pilot: Dave's not here man.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on June 17, 2010, 11:18:29 PM
You are lucky a fogey is posting that pic, I doubt many of the young-uns would get the reference.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on June 18, 2010, 05:13:27 AM
"The WHOLE BAG??"
"Yup, the whole bag. This shit aint gonna make it through customs fool."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 18, 2010, 08:01:27 AM
You are lucky a fogey is posting that pic, I doubt many of the young-uns would get the reference.

The classics never fade lonestar!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on June 18, 2010, 11:44:17 AM
You are lucky a fogey is posting that pic, I doubt many of the young-uns would get the reference.

The classics never fade lonestar!
Agreed.  Remember the packaging for that album.  That would never fly these days.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on June 18, 2010, 12:04:04 PM
Captain, a few more of these and you might end up seeing a grown man naked. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on June 18, 2010, 12:07:04 PM
After this, I'll let you join my "special" mile high club.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 18, 2010, 01:56:16 PM
You are lucky a fogey is posting that pic, I doubt many of the young-uns would get the reference.

The classics never fade lonestar!
Agreed.  Remember the packaging for that album.  That would never fly these days.

I know, there is NO WAY you'd see that today. Thanks PMRC >:(


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 18, 2010, 02:25:17 PM
"Son of a bitch! Passenger 43 sold me a bag of dirt weed! I have a good mind to crash this bitch to teach him a lesson."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 18, 2010, 02:32:02 PM
Somehow, I never paid close enough attention to this thread to realize it was a contest.  Looks like some pretty insurmountable leads have been built up, but this is too much fun not to join in.  I'm assuming I can still join?  If not, feel free to disregard my entries.  Here goess...


Stewardess over flight PA:  "...and our in-flight snack will consist of a turkey sandwich served with Dori--uh...where'd all the Doritos go?"
Pilot and Co-pilot:  *giggling uncontrollably*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on June 18, 2010, 02:34:02 PM
Somehow, I never paid close enough attention to this thread to realize it was a contest.
boskfail.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on June 18, 2010, 02:47:39 PM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/potpilots-2copy.jpg?t=1276815730)
If Carslberg made plane landings, they'd probably be the coolest plane landings in the world.



No idea if you Americans have ever had that series of Carlsberg adverts, so you might not get it... :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 18, 2010, 02:50:59 PM
Pilot:  "Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?"
Co-pilot: "Learning about Cuba, and having some, uh..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 18, 2010, 02:52:54 PM
Pilot:  "Dude, where'd you get that?"
Co-pilot:  "The e*trade baby in first class gave it to me if I promised to get on the intercom and screw with his friend."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on June 18, 2010, 02:55:44 PM
"Dude, at some point we have to take off."

"We're still on the ground?! Whoa, this stuff is good..."


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 18, 2010, 03:03:17 PM
Somehow, I never paid close enough attention to this thread to realize it was a contest.  Looks like some pretty insurmountable leads have been built up, but this is too much fun not to join in.  I'm assuming I can still join?  If not, feel free to disregard my entries.  Here goess...


Stewardess over flight PA:  "...and our in-flight snack will consist of a turkey sandwich served with Dori--uh...where'd all the Doritos go?"
Pilot and Co-pilot:  *giggling uncontrollably*

Please participate!

umm, by the way, the title of the thread is The Random Caption Game
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on June 18, 2010, 03:06:05 PM
Somehow, I never paid close enough attention to this thread to realize it was a contest.  Looks like some pretty insurmountable leads have been built up, but this is too much fun not to join in.  I'm assuming I can still join?  If not, feel free to disregard my entries.  Here goess...


Stewardess over flight PA:  "...and our in-flight snack will consist of a turkey sandwich served with Dori--uh...where'd all the Doritos go?"
Pilot and Co-pilot:  *giggling uncontrollably*

Please participate!

umm, by the way, the title of the thread is The Random Caption Game
lol 80 pages late
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 18, 2010, 03:23:43 PM
"Steve and Dave soon felt freer than most to move about the country."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on June 18, 2010, 03:25:30 PM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/potpilots-2copy.jpg?t=1276815730)
bosk1 transfers his ability to keep up with caption threads into an ability to take off on time.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 18, 2010, 03:30:53 PM
:|


lonestar:  "So, what do you think of the bacon flavor?"
ariich:  *puff* "Now, that's some good stuff!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on June 18, 2010, 03:36:53 PM
:|
:biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 18, 2010, 03:42:39 PM
I'm too tired to look for something original and creative, so here's my wallpaper.

(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/potpilots-2copy.jpg?t=1276815730)

Pilot:(After inhaling)We are now putting the no smoking sign up as we taxi...........*Exhale* 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on June 18, 2010, 03:47:40 PM
...Please discontinue the use of all electronic devices at this time, and be certain to properly stow all tray tables, footrests, and in-seat video units where applicable. Smoking is not allowed on any Delta aircraft, and Federal law prohibits tampering with, disabling, or destroying a lavatory smoke detector. Lighted signs are...

Who keeps laughing?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 18, 2010, 04:26:49 PM
By the way Bosk, since your not paying attention, you can enter up to 5 captions for each picture. Anything after 5 will be disallowed.
5 per picture.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 18, 2010, 04:31:04 PM
I only did 5.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on June 18, 2010, 05:13:55 PM
I'm too tired to look for something original and creative, so here's my wallpaper.

(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/potpilots-2copy.jpg?t=1276815730)

Pilot:(After inhaling)We are now putting the no smoking sign up as we taxi...........*Exhale* 

This is the only one that really reminded me of [many] stoner moments.  (It's a shame there's no way to type that nasal thing that happens when you do that.)

King is up. 

BTW, is it supposed to be my responsibility to C/P/update the standings?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 18, 2010, 05:41:04 PM
Man, I thought for sure my Fast Times At Ridgement High quote was a shoe-in. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 18, 2010, 07:27:44 PM
Man, I thought for sure my Fast Times At Ridgement High quote was a shoe-in.  

So a noob at this eh? :laugh:

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/hang-on-baby.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 18, 2010, 07:31:02 PM
Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 18
tick - 17
rumborak - 13
Adami - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Zydar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Guitarded - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 18, 2010, 07:44:44 PM
"I CAN has baby burger!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on June 19, 2010, 03:50:41 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/hang-on-baby.jpg)
Misty hangs his 'Human Child' costume out to dry.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on June 19, 2010, 06:46:55 AM
Cat: "Excuse me, WTF R U doing???"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 19, 2010, 06:50:21 AM
William tried to make his own 'Hang In There, Baby (https://seangstmthefortressofsolitude.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/4f08_hang_in_there.jpg)' poster, but Clawdia didn't catch the reference.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on June 19, 2010, 06:51:33 AM
William tried to make his own 'Hang In There, Baby (https://seangstmthefortressofsolitude.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/4f08_hang_in_there.jpg)' poster, but Clawdia didn't catch the reference.

Damn, gonna be hard to top this mofo of a caption.  :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 19, 2010, 09:39:24 AM
"I hate kids. You'd look good with no eye balls."
Title: Re: Like putting on pants after taking Viagra, it's just too hard.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 19, 2010, 09:44:58 AM
William tried to make his own 'Hang In There, Baby (https://seangstmthefortressofsolitude.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/4f08_hang_in_there.jpg)' poster, but Clawdia didn't catch the reference.

Not even trying.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on June 19, 2010, 11:25:56 AM
Timeout at the Hartman household was particularly brutal.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 19, 2010, 04:23:03 PM
William tried to make his own 'Hang In There, Baby (https://seangstmthefortressofsolitude.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/4f08_hang_in_there.jpg)' poster, but Clawdia didn't catch the reference.

This is the winna, though props to ariich.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 20, 2010, 01:18:34 AM
Awesome!

New pic:

(https://notzep.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-wedding-photos-1.jpg)


Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 18
tick - 17
rumborak - 13
Adami - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Guitarded - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on June 20, 2010, 04:35:58 AM
Awesome!

New pic:

(https://notzep.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-wedding-photos-1.jpg)

Jill decided to wait after the marriage ceremony to tell John about her sex change operation.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on June 20, 2010, 05:02:08 AM
(https://notzep.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-wedding-photos-1.jpg)
The reason Bill fainted was not because he noticed he had accidentally put the roofies in his own cup, but when it occurred to him that he put the Viagra in his wife's cup, and saw the effects thereof.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 20, 2010, 07:01:08 AM
Having sex with 6 different women at his stag last night left Jim feeling a little groggy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on June 20, 2010, 07:53:41 AM
Jeremy: So, Stephanie; Can you tell us some of your hobbies/qualities?

Stephanie: Well ... First of all, I hate sex; I do enjoy going to the mall and picking up every single item that happens to be on sale, I hate watching sports, I'm skilled at investing thousands of dollars into various types of french furniture that you probably can't pronounce, I tend to nag; especially when in the passengers' seat of a car, I can tell you seven different fashion flaws with what you are wearing, and I have zero tolerence for gamers.....

Jeremy: Well, that seems like a lot to swallow, but I think being with you makes it all worth it.

Stephanie: Oh, and I also HATE the progressive/metal genre of music.

Jeremy: *dies*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on June 20, 2010, 08:38:37 AM
*whispering* where's my sandwich?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 20, 2010, 10:22:32 AM
Awesome!

New pic:

(https://notzep.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-wedding-photos-1.jpg)


This is why guys don't watch the Lifetime Channel.
Title: Re: Which is odd. I usually love corpse-based comedy
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 20, 2010, 12:09:27 PM
(https://notzep.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-wedding-photos-1.jpg)

I don't know, guys. I just don't have much faith for the Weekend at Bernie's reboot.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on June 20, 2010, 10:19:06 PM
(https://notzep.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-wedding-photos-1.jpg)

David forgot they would be drinking from each other's wine glasses when he dropped the roofies in.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 21, 2010, 05:09:39 AM
*whispering* where's my sandwich?

Winner  ;D

Congratulations on your first point! You're up.

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
AwakeFromOctavarium - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 18
tick - 17
rumborak - 13
Adami - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Guitarded - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on June 21, 2010, 06:22:44 AM
Woah, cool. Alright, here's the pic.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8lQPOPd9eJc/SZrojU97nvI/AAAAAAAAAaE/arsAXaOwVXk/s400/044_pics.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 21, 2010, 06:28:03 AM
Woah, cool. Alright, here's the pic.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8lQPOPd9eJc/SZrojU97nvI/AAAAAAAAAaE/arsAXaOwVXk/s400/044_pics.jpg)

Yuri's allergies to men hugging came to a head.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on June 21, 2010, 06:31:56 AM
(https://notzep.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-wedding-photos-1.jpg)
The reason Bill fainted was not because he noticed he had accidentally put the roofies in his own cup, but when it occurred to him that he put the Viagra in his wife's cup, and saw the effects thereof.
Whoops. Didn't see your caption when I posted mine. Now I feel like Carlos Mencia.  :-\
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on June 21, 2010, 06:36:17 AM


(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8lQPOPd9eJc/SZrojU97nvI/AAAAAAAAAaE/arsAXaOwVXk/s400/044_pics.jpg)

i made a boo boo ;(
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on June 21, 2010, 07:05:37 AM
"Look at my black pet monkey"
"I don't have to look, I smell it from here"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 21, 2010, 07:12:57 AM
"Look at my black pet monkey"
"I don't have to look, I smell it from here"
This is just wrong. Can we exercise a little discretion please?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 21, 2010, 07:14:55 AM
Ray's motto is, "never waste a good boner."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 21, 2010, 01:22:49 PM
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8lQPOPd9eJc/SZrojU97nvI/AAAAAAAAAaE/arsAXaOwVXk/s400/044_pics.jpg)

Progmonster's amateur basketball career was abruptly cut short after a series of such incidents
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 21, 2010, 02:29:45 PM
Woah, cool. Alright, here's the pic.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8lQPOPd9eJc/SZrojU97nvI/AAAAAAAAAaE/arsAXaOwVXk/s400/044_pics.jpg)

Bruce Willis: What's wrong?

Basketball player:  I see White People!

 From the movie, The Sixth Man Sense.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 21, 2010, 05:21:49 PM
"I can't believe I was dumped for long duck dong."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on June 22, 2010, 09:06:54 AM
"Look at my black pet monkey"
"I don't have to look, I smell it from here"
Although a bit offensive, I think this is the most lolz-worthy one. :lol You are the winner, mizzl!




Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 3
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
AwakeFromOctavarium - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 18
tick - 17
rumborak - 13
Adami - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Guitarded - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on June 22, 2010, 09:29:02 AM
wha...?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on June 22, 2010, 09:41:25 AM
lol thanks AFO!

Anyway
(https://www.allweirdpics.com/pictures/Google_Scuba.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 22, 2010, 09:43:30 AM
mizzl, a winner? Now I've seen everything :neverusethis:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 22, 2010, 09:46:39 AM
(https://www.allweirdpics.com/pictures/Google_Scuba.jpg)

"Car!"

*car passes*

"Game on!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 22, 2010, 09:47:51 AM
"Even the Navy Seals training program was feeling the effects of large scale government budget cuts."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 22, 2010, 09:55:14 AM
I don't want that caption winning the round. Its bullshit. :tdwn
As the author of this game I am taking back that win. You just can't win with that caption.
Another caption must be chosen or I will post a new picture my self.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 22, 2010, 09:56:57 AM
mizzl has had his win removed.


Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
AwakeFromOctavarium - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 18
tick - 17
rumborak - 13
Adami - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Guitarded - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on June 22, 2010, 09:56:57 AM
(https://omgif.gosedesign.net/wp-content/deal-with-it.gif)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 22, 2010, 09:57:38 AM
(https://omgif.gosedesign.net/wp-content/deal-with-it.gif)
I did. Its not getting the win. :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on June 22, 2010, 10:12:32 AM
I don't want that caption winning the round. Its bullshit. :tdwn
As the author of this game I am taking back that win. You just can't win with that caption.
Another caption must be chosen or I will post a new picture my self.
:rollin Oh fine.

Ray's motto is, "never waste a good boner."

tick wins. Now you are in the first place with kingshmegland!

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
AwakeFromOctavarium - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 18
tick - 18
rumborak - 13
Adami - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Guitarded - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 22, 2010, 10:20:10 AM
I don't want that caption winning the round. Its bullshit. :tdwn
As the author of this game I am taking back that win. You just can't win with that caption.
Another caption must be chosen or I will post a new picture my self.
:rollin Oh fine.

Ray's motto is, "never waste a good boner."

tick wins. Now you are in the first place with kingshmegland!

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
AwakeFromOctavarium - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 18
tick - 17
rumborak - 13
Adami - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Guitarded - 8

I elect not to take the win, but I will post a picture and pick a winner.
I don't mean to be a jerk but mizzl's caption was just wrong, and it crossed the line. When your captioning, almost anything goes, but you need to exercise common sense.
"look at my black pet monkey"

That is just not right.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 22, 2010, 10:22:31 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/01_insane_349331.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 22, 2010, 10:26:14 AM
I'm backing Tick on his call.  Mizzl, that wasn't really appropriate.  I'm not going to go so far as to issue a warning, but it was pretty darned close.  Please think a little bit more about your posts before posting something.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 22, 2010, 10:27:34 AM
"This remake edition of The Deer Hunter sponsored by The Home Depot.  You can fix it.  We can help."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2010, 10:29:17 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/01_insane_349331.jpg)

You laugh, but once the Japanese make a robot that can do this we'll all be using it to relieve sinus headaches.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on June 22, 2010, 10:39:44 AM
Hey! It really CAN drill through the thickest things on the planet!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 22, 2010, 11:12:43 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/01_insane_349331.jpg)

"Now here’s the deal:  When you buy the Slap Chop we’re gonna give you the Graty for cheese. Watch this! Tacos, fettucini, linguine, martini, bikini!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 22, 2010, 11:18:11 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/01_insane_349331.jpg)

Tuan took the phrase the wrong way when he heard he had to drill all the way to China.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 22, 2010, 11:40:55 AM
A variation of my earlier one:

(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/01_insane_349331.jpg)

Why early prototypes of the Power Slap Chop ultimately proved unsuccessful.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 22, 2010, 11:44:03 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/01_insane_349331.jpg)

I can't take this guy's singing anymore!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 22, 2010, 11:49:50 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/01_insane_349331.jpg)

After literally giving it their all in the first round of Asia's Got Talent, Ray and Miko's duet was unfortunately forced to continue as a solo project. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 22, 2010, 11:50:54 AM
Bosk, you're determined to win this round, aren't you  ;D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 22, 2010, 11:51:59 AM
I think I've got some strong contenders this round.   :biggrin:  Problem is, Tick's sense of humor can be so random, there's no sure way of knowing what will click with him and what won't.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on June 22, 2010, 11:54:44 AM
Round 1 of "Japan's Got Talent".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on June 22, 2010, 12:20:05 PM
"OK.....are you READY-WALT"

Green, that's a Hitachi drill.


This week's door crasher at Home Depot, buy a Hitachi Drill and get one free Asian Screw
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 22, 2010, 12:48:32 PM
I think I've got some strong contenders this round.   :biggrin:  Problem is, Tick's sense of humor can be so random, there's no sure way of knowing what will click with him and what won't.
Well, as long as you avoid captioning, "take that drill away from that asian monkey before he hurts someone!" you have a shot. :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 22, 2010, 02:13:18 PM
I think I've got some strong contenders this round.   :biggrin:  Problem is, Tick's sense of humor can be so random, there's no sure way of knowing what will click with him and what won't.
Well, as long as you avoid captioning, "take that drill away for that asian monkey before he hurts someone!" you have a shot. :tick2:

I'll have to post the christmas card we made with our asain worker here as a joke.  We call him Genghis Tuan.  We are all not worthy to work in his presence.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on June 22, 2010, 02:20:27 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/01_insane_349331.jpg)

After watching the Asian remake of Pi, many complained the director had somewhat missed the vibe of the original.


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on June 22, 2010, 02:24:09 PM
Wow.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on June 23, 2010, 02:47:35 AM
And we are lost in translation again: Hey Japanese, it's not Drill, it's Saw.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: icon_bleed on June 23, 2010, 08:06:44 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/01_insane_349331.jpg)

DT's front act band in their Asian Tour.. covering the song "LINES IN THE SAND"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 23, 2010, 09:15:48 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/01_insane_349331.jpg)

I can't take this guy's singing anymore!!!!
As much as I wanted to award Bosk with his first win, this one just struck my funny bone the most. The King wins again!
Good captions everyone! Keep plugging Bosk, you will break through! :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on June 23, 2010, 09:17:10 AM
"This remake edition of The Deer Hunter sponsored by The Home Depot.  You can fix it.  We can help."
DI DI MAU!  DI DI MAU!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 23, 2010, 09:19:57 AM
The standings...

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
AwakeFromOctavarium - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 19
tick - 17
rumborak - 13
Adami - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Guitarded - 8


Good ones all around! Bosk finished a close second but the King takes it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 23, 2010, 10:57:18 AM
Thanks tick, I'll post a pick when I get home from work!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 23, 2010, 05:18:13 PM
This is a great pic!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/wow-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 23, 2010, 08:53:57 PM
This is a great pic!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/wow-1.jpg)
"I am so stoned."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on June 24, 2010, 04:32:08 AM
How should you caption this picture? ???
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on June 24, 2010, 05:25:50 AM
Man: "No, no!!!  I was totally hoping for Wonder Woman to save me....wait...WTF.....I ain't coming down until you get rid of that damn black cat first!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on June 24, 2010, 05:30:24 AM
"Now I have to wait until someone falls thinking it's fake."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 24, 2010, 07:53:32 AM
"I hate fuckin Tequila.This is not cool, I think I'm about to throw up on Batman and Robin"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 24, 2010, 07:54:35 AM
Robin: "Holy crotch view, Batman!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on June 24, 2010, 08:17:10 AM
"I'm so fucked up, I'm not even on the proper angle"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: icon_bleed on June 24, 2010, 08:44:51 AM
This is a great pic!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/wow-1.jpg)

Hey dude can you help us out? Batman's suit is heavy as his balls...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 24, 2010, 11:42:24 AM
"The thought of falling into some drunks urine scares the hell out of me!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on June 24, 2010, 11:43:47 AM
The new sequel to The Dark Knight, while visually appealing, seemed a bit flat in reality.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on June 24, 2010, 12:57:11 PM
The new sequel to The Dark Knight, while visually appealing, seemed a bit flat in reality.
:clap:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 24, 2010, 07:57:08 PM
The new sequel to The Dark Knight, while visually appealing, seemed a bit flat in reality.

Very good Adami. you are the winner!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on June 24, 2010, 07:58:46 PM
Word.

Here's the new pick, enjoy.

(https://www.thetick.ws/images/ansThrees%20a%20crowd.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 24, 2010, 07:59:15 PM
The standings...

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
AwakeFromOctavarium - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 19
tick - 17
Adami - 14
rumborak - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Guitarded - 8



Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 24, 2010, 08:00:19 PM
Word.

Here's the new pick, enjoy.

(https://www.thetick.ws/images/ansThrees%20a%20crowd.jpg)

Wow, you are fast!! Were you waiting for me??!!

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on June 24, 2010, 08:40:22 PM
"I dunno, something tells me this guy has got blue balls."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 24, 2010, 08:51:28 PM
(https://www.thetick.ws/images/ansThrees%20a%20crowd.jpg)
'Yeah, that's right, I'm the same tick on DTF, and no, my penis isn't Blue."

"What about your balls?"

"There getting there."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 24, 2010, 08:56:11 PM
"I'm sorry Adami, the girl goes home with me, and take off that ridiculous suit."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on June 25, 2010, 01:22:56 AM
"Are you French"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on June 25, 2010, 05:59:57 AM
Nice boobies.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 25, 2010, 06:10:07 AM
tick - "Hello nice young lady, were you like to watch some porn with my buddy and I? Say yes."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on June 25, 2010, 08:54:36 PM
"Are you French"

Another picture of mine with VERY few captions. I, for obvious reasons, blame tick for this.

Anyway Jak, you win. Dunno why, but this coupled with the expression on arthurs face was great.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on June 25, 2010, 08:55:33 PM
The standings...

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
AwakeFromOctavarium - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 19
tick - 17
Adami - 14
rumborak - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Guitarded - 8




Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: tapsmiled on June 25, 2010, 10:16:00 PM
(https://www.thetick.ws/images/ansThrees%20a%20crowd.jpg)
'Yeah, that's right, I'm the same tick on DTF, and no, my penis isn't Blue."

"What about your balls?"

"There getting there."

"So the Viagra turned you blue but it couldn't help you with your antennae?"

or

"Let me know when you're ready for the money shot, so I can put my goggles back on."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on June 26, 2010, 01:08:34 AM
"Oh wow, thanks adami for picking my caption, you are by far the coolest and sexiest jew the world has ever known"

LOL ;D

but this is the new pic
(https://especiales.plus.es/media/PAGINADIGITALPLUS/Especiales/Los_Informaticos/Denholm_buena.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on June 26, 2010, 01:31:20 AM
but this is the new pic
(https://especiales.plus.es/media/PAGINADIGITALPLUS/Especiales/Los_Informaticos/Denholm_buena.jpg)


"Oh wow, thanks adami for picking my caption, you are by far the coolest and sexiest jew the world has ever known!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on June 26, 2010, 02:05:14 AM
(https://especiales.plus.es/media/PAGINADIGITALPLUS/Especiales/Los_Informaticos/Denholm_buena.jpg)

"Insert vuvuzela here."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on June 26, 2010, 06:00:23 AM
"you are by far the coolest and sexiest jew the world has ever known"

 :sadpanda:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 26, 2010, 06:11:28 AM
"I'm just a poor girl, afraid of this cruel world, taken awaaaaay from it all!".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 26, 2010, 06:20:40 AM
"BRING IT ON BIG BOY, I CAN TAKE IT!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 26, 2010, 06:21:39 AM
"Are you French"

Another picture of mine with VERY few captions. I, for obvious reasons, blame tick for this.

Anyway Jak, you win. Dunno why, but this coupled with the expression on arthurs face was great.
People hate me on this board, what can ya do. :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on June 26, 2010, 07:15:36 AM
but this is the new pic
(https://especiales.plus.es/media/PAGINADIGITALPLUS/Especiales/Los_Informaticos/Denholm_buena.jpg)

Ron Jeremy's thinner jealous brother, can't handle seeing his brother screw Jenna Jameson again.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 26, 2010, 07:27:57 AM
"ahhhhh"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: icon_bleed on June 26, 2010, 07:51:42 AM
TCOT'S final MTV scene...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on June 26, 2010, 09:39:16 AM
"Oh you little shit!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on June 26, 2010, 11:48:31 AM
Edward, Jacob, I'm coming for YOU!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on June 26, 2010, 07:49:40 PM
(https://especiales.plus.es/media/PAGINADIGITALPLUS/Especiales/Los_Informaticos/Denholm_buena.jpg)

"HOW CAN YOU HAVE PUDDING IF YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR MEAT?!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on June 27, 2010, 03:42:36 PM
(https://especiales.plus.es/media/PAGINADIGITALPLUS/Especiales/Los_Informaticos/Denholm_buena.jpg)

"Insert vuvuzela here."

A very simple one but by far my favorite one
Guitarded wins
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on June 27, 2010, 04:08:50 PM
:lol His was excellent.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on June 27, 2010, 04:19:56 PM
The standings...

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
AwakeFromOctavarium - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 19
tick - 17
Adami - 14
rumborak - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on June 27, 2010, 10:28:15 PM
Sorry, just got home from work. Here ya go.

(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/e1a48be6-f859-40ee-bdf3-f12b6df327ef.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on June 27, 2010, 11:44:44 PM
These are harsh times economically; the cheapest alternative for a weapon is a bow and a Chinese imported slave.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 28, 2010, 01:52:19 AM
The Chinese version of the Red Arrows aerobatics display team never really got off the ground.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on June 28, 2010, 03:38:37 AM
This guy desperately trying to win his girlfriend back is getting a little out of hand.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on June 28, 2010, 05:21:04 AM
The sunroof was a bit more, but Dan and Kathy we're glad they got it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 28, 2010, 05:53:05 AM
North Korea's first nuclear weapon.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on June 28, 2010, 06:35:36 AM
The Chinese government has come to a desperate solution for its over-population.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on June 28, 2010, 07:33:20 AM

(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/e1a48be6-f859-40ee-bdf3-f12b6df327ef.jpg)

some people weren't told that the Beijing olympics had already finished
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 28, 2010, 08:09:12 AM
Sorry, just got home from work. Here ya go.

(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/e1a48be6-f859-40ee-bdf3-f12b6df327ef.jpg)

The Chinese got the interpretation wrong when they heard the american TV line, "To the moon Alice".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on June 28, 2010, 08:14:55 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/e1a48be6-f859-40ee-bdf3-f12b6df327ef.jpg)

Chinese tourism visa
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on June 28, 2010, 12:47:42 PM
In a desperate attempt at original television, ABC commissioned an intricate combination of Robin Hood and Takeshi's Castle.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on June 28, 2010, 12:51:50 PM
In a desperate attempt at original television, ABC commissioned an intricate combination of Robin Hood and Takeshi's Castle.

Damnit, I was gonna make a Robin Hood joke. Thanks ariich, thanks.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on June 28, 2010, 12:56:45 PM
:biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on June 28, 2010, 10:12:03 PM
The Chinese government has come to a desperate solution for its over-population.
Winrar.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on June 28, 2010, 10:13:00 PM
The standings...

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
AwakeFromOctavarium - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 19
tick - 17
Adami - 14
rumborak - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on June 28, 2010, 10:14:55 PM
Cupid is gonna poke you!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on June 28, 2010, 10:56:32 PM
Cupid is gonna poke you!

YOU WERE A MINUTE AND 55 SECONDS LATE HOW DARE YOU I WILL NOW GO RAPE A DOLPHIN!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on June 29, 2010, 03:47:16 AM
Sorry if I'm late. Here's the pic.

(https://www.coolholidaygraphics.com/thanksgiving/funnypictures/funny3.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on June 29, 2010, 04:19:11 AM
(https://www.coolholidaygraphics.com/thanksgiving/funnypictures/funny3.jpg)

"Gobble, gobble!"



(Only funny if you've seen Caliendo's bits.)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on June 29, 2010, 04:30:17 AM
Sorry if I'm late. Here's the pic.

(https://www.coolholidaygraphics.com/thanksgiving/funnypictures/funny3.jpg)

The Australian Prime Minister literally shows how much he loves sucking up to President Bush.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 29, 2010, 07:58:44 AM
Sorry if I'm late. Here's the pic.

(https://www.coolholidaygraphics.com/thanksgiving/funnypictures/funny3.jpg)

We now see the new pecking order in the superpower race.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on June 29, 2010, 08:07:12 AM
No Mr President.  You put it in the other way.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on June 29, 2010, 08:32:29 AM
[I can't believe I'm having to stand here with this dumb-ass turkey.  Well, at least we might get to eat that bird later.]
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 29, 2010, 08:42:48 AM
(https://www.coolholidaygraphics.com/thanksgiving/funnypictures/funny3.jpg)
"Woah! Who does this bird think I am, Bill Clinton?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on June 29, 2010, 08:49:38 AM
Little known fact.  Turkeys have an overwhelming attraction to the scent of Tony Blair. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on June 29, 2010, 08:58:09 AM
Yes, that's a turkey blowing a two headed cock
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on June 29, 2010, 09:01:51 AM
Kicking off yet another new White House tradition, Thanksgiving turkeys are now tortured mercilessly rather than pardoned. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 29, 2010, 09:43:21 AM
Turkey - "Wheres the Beef?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on June 29, 2010, 09:49:45 AM
It's too bad Cheney isn't here.  We could try and pull of the the first ever T-DVDA.  He'd love that. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 29, 2010, 11:53:57 AM
"I guess I picked a bad time to take my Viagra."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on June 29, 2010, 12:00:16 PM
Laura was a real cock tease.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on June 29, 2010, 01:30:40 PM
(https://www.coolholidaygraphics.com/thanksgiving/funnypictures/funny3.jpg)
Bush strives to prove that he understands foreign policy by arranging a meeting with Turkey.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 29, 2010, 01:32:52 PM
Today's top story: Turkey is searching through USA for weapons of mass destruction.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on June 29, 2010, 01:34:39 PM
After swalling bush's penis, the animal in question feared living up its own reputation after Obama was elected into office.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on June 29, 2010, 02:19:18 PM
Bush-"Well what the hell does 'pardon" mean then?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on June 30, 2010, 06:48:09 AM
The Turkey isn't surprised that he didn't find anything
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on June 30, 2010, 07:20:41 AM
(https://www.coolholidaygraphics.com/thanksgiving/funnypictures/funny3.jpg)
Bush strives to prove that he understands foreign policy by arranging a meeting with Turkey.
I loved the pun here. You are the winner, ariich!

ariich - 7
Cool Chris - 6
El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
AwakeFromOctavarium - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 19
tick - 17
Adami - 14
rumborak - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 30, 2010, 07:31:45 AM
(https://www.coolholidaygraphics.com/thanksgiving/funnypictures/funny3.jpg)
Bush strives to prove that he understands foreign policy by arranging a meeting with Turkey.
I loved the pun here. You are the winner, ariich!



Cool Chris - 6
El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
AwakeFromOctavarium - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 19
tick - 17
Adami - 14
rumborak - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 7

Post edited to put ariich in his proper place. The Random Caption Hall Of Fame!!!
Welcome aboard!!! :metal :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 30, 2010, 11:40:18 AM
Does ariich know he won? Always PM the winners folks. :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on June 30, 2010, 02:45:20 PM
Hooray! And no I didn't know because I didn't get the PM, but it's ok, I check here fairly often anyway. :lol

New pic coming up shortly.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on June 30, 2010, 02:48:11 PM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/7m8sYV8Uwh9ixldzEwOFA5rto1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on June 30, 2010, 02:57:18 PM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/7m8sYV8Uwh9ixldzEwOFA5rto1_500.jpg)

3P0 was at a disadvantage, with the pitcher being able to change the direction of the ball unexpectedly.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on June 30, 2010, 03:06:51 PM
"Curse my metal body I wasn't fast enough!"


"TK-421 why are you disco dancing? TK-421 do you copy?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 30, 2010, 04:40:29 PM
and then they put Vader on the mound and forced him to pitch.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 30, 2010, 05:10:25 PM
3PO:  "But you said I would get three strikes!"

Vader:  "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 30, 2010, 05:16:01 PM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/7m8sYV8Uwh9ixldzEwOFA5rto1_500.jpg)

Again we see cheating in baseball as the umps were bought out by the dark side.


"Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Evil Empire wins, Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Evil Empire wins"!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on July 01, 2010, 03:16:03 AM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/7m8sYV8Uwh9ixldzEwOFA5rto1_500.jpg)
You can see Darth Vader not so obviously controlling the ball with the Force.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 01, 2010, 07:25:12 AM
I HATE THE YANKEES!!! THEY SIGN ALL THE BEST PLAYERS!!! IF ITS NOT BAD ENOUGH THEY ALREADY HAVE JABBA!!! NOW THEY HAVE DARTH!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 01, 2010, 08:04:10 AM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/7m8sYV8Uwh9ixldzEwOFA5rto1_500.jpg)

When is the Death Star going to get rid of the artificial turf?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 01, 2010, 09:56:43 AM
Well Vader is out at the mound. Its looks like that's going to be all for Jabba.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 01, 2010, 11:12:31 AM
Lord Vader immediatly regretted letting Michael Jackson become a Storm Trooper.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on July 01, 2010, 11:13:59 AM
Everytime Darth Vader hears the phrase "Bases are loaded" he can't stop thinking about his shattered Death Star.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 01, 2010, 11:15:00 AM
Lord Vader immediatly regretted letting Michael Jackson become a Storm Trooper.

That's because he diddled ewoks.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on July 01, 2010, 11:17:56 AM
Trying to hit this umpire’s strike zone is like trying to bullseye womprats in a T-16.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 01, 2010, 12:57:12 PM
"Search your feelings.  You know I just owned you."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 01, 2010, 01:00:21 PM
Commentator:  "Amazing!  Vader pitches yet another perfect game.  And to think--these weren't even the driods he was looking for."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 01, 2010, 01:07:41 PM
3P0 and TK421 dance to the Umperial Death March.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 01, 2010, 02:03:22 PM
Unfortunately, the thrill of pitching his first no-hitter was short-lived as Vader soon learned he wasn't the only one in the family who could hit a one-meter opening without a nav-computer.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 01, 2010, 02:10:26 PM
Vader walks away in shame after failing the evil umporer.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on July 01, 2010, 02:12:14 PM
Pardon me, good sir, but there is no pine tar on my bat.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on July 01, 2010, 02:55:40 PM
3PO:  "But you said I would get three strikes!"

Vader:  "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."
:lol Brilliant, have to give it to bosky. Congrats on your first win!

Adami came very close with his Umperial Death March one though. :tup

Cool Chris - 6
El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
AwakeFromOctavarium - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
bosk1 - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 19
tick - 17
Adami - 14
rumborak - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 01, 2010, 03:06:37 PM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/Misc/DTrap.jpg)

Go.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on July 01, 2010, 03:08:44 PM
The Berklee Prog Experience feat. Jaymz Da Canuck
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on July 01, 2010, 03:14:34 PM
JP was all for taking the band in new directions, but this wasn't he had in mind.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: icysk8r on July 01, 2010, 03:27:33 PM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/Misc/DTrap.jpg)

Go.
The special olympics posters have taken a dark, dark turn.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on July 01, 2010, 03:34:40 PM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/Misc/DTrap.jpg)

"Tori Amos? Boy George? Who cares, he's our band mattress either way."


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on July 01, 2010, 03:37:15 PM
Images and Thugs.  Coming soon.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 01, 2010, 04:53:53 PM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/Misc/DTrap.jpg)

Go.

I see it's the Washington Wizards!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 01, 2010, 05:17:43 PM
Dream Theaters new promo shot was shunned by many of their fans, however praised by Darkes7 and BRGM as being truly progressive.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 02, 2010, 09:19:55 AM
Less than 6 hours to go...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 02, 2010, 09:31:07 AM
Pocahontas and Boy George seem disinterested with there dates. Robert Deniro and Kid don't seem to care.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on July 02, 2010, 09:55:39 AM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/Misc/DTrap.jpg)

John Myung's STILL not looking at the camera.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 02, 2010, 10:01:08 AM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/Misc/DTrap.jpg)

Go.

John Petrucci swore he would never get sucked into playing "Cleavland Rocks", and is a man of his words.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 02, 2010, 11:29:53 AM
By the grace of god above, everyone survived! Yeaaaa booyyyyy!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 02, 2010, 04:04:39 PM
By the grace of god above, everyone survived! Yeaaaa booyyyyy!!!

The Public Enemy reference is teh winna'!  Adami has been PM'd.

Cool Chris - 6
El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
AwakeFromOctavarium - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
bosk1 - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 19
tick - 17
Adami - 15
rumborak - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 02, 2010, 04:16:51 PM
Yay for me.

(https://imgur.com/rmkOc.jpg)

GO!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 02, 2010, 04:18:51 PM
:slayer:  "Mama Mia, Mama Mia!  Mama Mia, let me go.  Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me, for me, for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"  :slayer:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 02, 2010, 04:23:22 PM
"Sharia don't like it!  Rock the Casbah!  Rock the Casbah!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 02, 2010, 04:26:10 PM
(https://imgur.com/rmkOc.jpg)
"Tra la la la la,la la la, la la la, ha ha ha ho"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on July 02, 2010, 04:26:54 PM
(https://imgur.com/rmkOc.jpg)

"IT DOESN'T FIT THE PLAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on July 02, 2010, 04:28:07 PM
(https://imgur.com/rmkOc.jpg)

"KHAAAN!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 02, 2010, 04:29:07 PM
"By the grace of god above, everyone survived! Yeaaaa booyyyyy!!!"

:biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 02, 2010, 04:29:44 PM
"Mah ego and MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 02, 2010, 04:33:47 PM
(https://imgur.com/rmkOc.jpg)

"IT DOESN'T FIT THE PLAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!"
:lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 02, 2010, 05:36:08 PM
Yay for me.

(https://imgur.com/rmkOc.jpg)

GO!

Basimah is not my lover
She's just an infedel who claims that I am the one
But the bomb was not the one......he he.........tah!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on July 02, 2010, 10:59:25 PM
"Allahu Akbar, Adami!!! Allahu Akbar!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on July 03, 2010, 12:20:40 AM

(https://imgur.com/rmkOc.jpg)

Invisible sixpack of beer!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on July 03, 2010, 07:59:33 AM
Yay for me.

(https://imgur.com/rmkOc.jpg)

GO!

THIS IS THE WRONG COSTUME!!!!  THIS IS NOT SPARTAAAA!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 03, 2010, 09:54:00 AM
"Adami, what did you do to my sheep you sick bastard? He is shaking like a leaf!"

 :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on July 03, 2010, 10:01:12 AM
Jesus LaBrie practices his high F#.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: robwebster on July 03, 2010, 10:03:59 AM
Lawrence of Affinia.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on July 03, 2010, 10:08:48 AM
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU? I DON'T EAT GODDAMN PORK!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 03, 2010, 11:51:15 AM
Thank you to all that have posted and play regularly, helping this thread reach 3000 posts!!!  :metal :metal :metal :tick2:
A nice milestone. :hat
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on July 03, 2010, 12:21:45 PM
Thank you to all that have posted and play regularly, helping this thread reach 3000 posts!!!  :metal :metal :metal :tick2:
A nice milestone. :hat
Keep it down dude.  Were only about 50 post away from being the most popular thread of all time.

And a caption....

America, FUCK YEAH!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on July 03, 2010, 02:48:30 PM

(https://imgur.com/rmkOc.jpg)

Typical PoS fan.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on July 03, 2010, 04:09:59 PM
Were only about 50 post away from being the most popular thread of all time.
Maybe I should be evil and lock it...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 03, 2010, 04:13:46 PM
When I have the most wins, you can lock it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 03, 2010, 04:16:49 PM
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU? I DON'T EAT GODDAMN PORK!

Winrar. I was actually torn between this and your PoS one, so you win no matter what.

Although it might have been unfair, I didn't quite get some of the jokes, if I had they may have made me laugh harder. If anyone wants to explain the "plannnnnn" one, I'd love to hear it. PM sent.

Oh, and how's that tick? 2 seconds away from exactly 24 hours.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 03, 2010, 04:19:46 PM
By who's clock? :laugh:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 03, 2010, 04:21:13 PM
By who's clock? :laugh:

According to this thread, my original post and my win post are 23 hours, 59 minutes and 58 seconds apart.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 03, 2010, 04:22:33 PM
By who's clock? :laugh:

According to this thread, my original post and my win post are 23 hours, 59 minutes and 58 seconds apart.
You have too much time on your hands! ;D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 03, 2010, 04:23:52 PM
By who's clock? :laugh:

According to this thread, my original post and my win post are 23 hours, 59 minutes and 58 seconds apart.
You have too much time on your hands! ;D

Not enough actually, 2 seconds to be exact.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on July 03, 2010, 04:26:00 PM
Yay. But I can't check this thread by this time tomorrow, so I won't be able to check the captions by around like, 30 hours or so. Do you mind, tick?

(https://www.pics24h.com/img/misc/weird-or-funny-smile/weird-or-funny-smile05.jpg)

GO!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 03, 2010, 04:28:27 PM
Britney Spears really went to town at her birthday bash.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on July 03, 2010, 04:31:44 PM
Dr. Evil was no less scary after his sex operation.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on July 03, 2010, 04:36:57 PM
At weekends, Kim Jong-Il prefers to be called Mandy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on July 03, 2010, 06:05:39 PM
A photo from the Sinead O Connor 'Nothing Compares to You' Quentin Tarantino remake video shoot.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 03, 2010, 06:47:22 PM
That shade of lipstick negates the shape of those guns.*My best E! voice*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 03, 2010, 06:49:44 PM
Night of the living heath ledger.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on July 03, 2010, 07:58:30 PM
(https://www.pics24h.com/img/misc/weird-or-funny-smile/weird-or-funny-smile05.jpg)

"Batboy - The Movie"

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 03, 2010, 08:02:50 PM
Captian Janeway and Captian Picards love child was quickly shunned by the federation, yet for some reason embraced by Q.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 03, 2010, 08:23:01 PM
(https://www.pics24h.com/img/misc/weird-or-funny-smile/weird-or-funny-smile05.jpg)

"Batboy - The Movie"

rumborak


That is sooooooo good!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 03, 2010, 08:30:33 PM
(https://www.pics24h.com/img/misc/weird-or-funny-smile/weird-or-funny-smile05.jpg)

"Batboy - The Movie"

rumborak


God damnit rumby, god damnit. There you go and win the round right as it begins, takes out all the fun.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on July 03, 2010, 08:33:22 PM
(https://www.pics24h.com/img/misc/weird-or-funny-smile/weird-or-funny-smile05.jpg)

"Batboy - The Movie"

rumborak


God damnit rumby, god damnit. There you go and win the round right as it begins, takes out all the fun.

I know, it's getting frustrating, I'm contemplating never opening this thread again because of my inadequacy and constant fail.  :'(
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 03, 2010, 09:22:27 PM
Mr. Cleans little known demonic son, Evil Clean.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 03, 2010, 09:25:20 PM
The new Japanese horror version of James Bond was a critical disaster.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on July 05, 2010, 04:26:02 AM
"Batboy - The Movie"

rumborak


Winner!

Cool Chris - 6
El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
AwakeFromOctavarium - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
bosk1 - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 19
tick - 17
Adami - 15
rumborak - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 7

PM will be sent as soon as this is posted.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on July 05, 2010, 08:37:45 AM
Booya!!!

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/fotw_03_01.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 05, 2010, 09:29:07 AM
Booya!!!

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/fotw_03_01.jpg)

Hey Al, I'll love this virtual couch surfing program!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on July 05, 2010, 09:33:06 AM
The only way for Dead heads to see Jerry again.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 05, 2010, 09:38:12 AM
Booya!!!

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/fotw_03_01.jpg)

Now we know why bald guys still have mullets.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on July 05, 2010, 11:32:08 AM
Once their dealer had been arrested, Bill and Bob had to resort to more artificial and considerably less successful methods for their wacky trips.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on July 05, 2010, 04:48:09 PM
The only way for Dead heads to see Jerry again.
Damn, beat me to it potpie.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 05, 2010, 04:49:16 PM
Live re-enactment of all Ayreon albums.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 06, 2010, 06:53:38 AM
When you take off your mind control helmets, your will kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia and appoint Grace Slick your Queen. GO!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on July 06, 2010, 06:55:24 AM
These guys thought that they could invent their own cone of silence to get smarter.  The shirts are a dead giveaway that it was not successful.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on July 06, 2010, 07:02:29 AM
George Lucas is still hammering out the R2-details for his "Virtual Astromech" simulator.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 06, 2010, 07:52:36 AM
"Sorry, Mario and Luigi, the Cheetos and beer are in another castle."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on July 06, 2010, 07:54:47 AM
The Jedi temple needs more force-sensitives!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 06, 2010, 07:55:29 AM
"Have you ever thought what it's like to be wanderers in the Fourth Dimension? Have you? To be exiles? Susan and I are cut off from our own planet - without friends or protection. But one day we shall get back. Yes, one day...."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 06, 2010, 10:48:12 AM
Daryl and Dumar go to virtual Woodstock.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 06, 2010, 11:00:41 AM
^Hey, that's in after 24 hours.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on July 06, 2010, 11:23:02 AM
"Sorry, Mario and Luigi, the Cheetos and beer are in another castle."

:lol

Winner!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 06, 2010, 11:24:51 AM
^Hey, that's in after 24 hours.
You can caption up to 5 until the judge picks one. If the judge takes 35 hours it makes no difference to those captioning the picture. The 24 hour period is intended for the judge to heed, so the game keeps moving and were not stuck with the same picture for 3 days.

Edited to say: You won so shut the fuck up and post another picture! :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 06, 2010, 11:27:33 AM
:D

Okay...

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/Misc/forum1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on July 06, 2010, 11:31:35 AM
Soon after this photo was taken, in the "mostly over the hill biker section", the Justin Bieber VIP show began....to the delight of some reclusive progmetal forum owners.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on July 06, 2010, 11:45:37 AM
(over the PA system): Who here has never touched a woman's breast before?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 06, 2010, 11:57:02 AM
Perhaps the funniest part of the one above is that none of the women have their hands raised.  :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 06, 2010, 12:14:55 PM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/Misc/forum1.jpg)

and the station DJ gets the crowd fired up before Metal fest 2010!...

HOW WE ALL DOING OUT THERE TODAY!
Ok, anyone who has killed there mother and father recently, show me a peace sign!!!
(crowd cheers)
Now, anyone who masturbates daily let me see your hands!!! only if ya washed um afterwords of course!
(crowd cheers loudly)
Interesting. Alright...
Now, anyone who likes it up the old Hershey highway show me some devil horns!!!
(crowd roars)
Oh yeah, Ok, anyone who has sex with at least 20 guys last night, let me see your beers!!!
(crowd goes nuts)
Woo hoo, oh yeah! Now, anybody who is badly in need of mouthwash, lets see that thumbs up!
(crowd laughs and cheers)
Anyone who has no clue what the hell is going on, just stand there and look stupid!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on July 06, 2010, 12:16:58 PM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/Misc/forum1.jpg)

<guy with sunglasses and soda bottle>: "Yup, this is my fan club. HEY GUYS, WHO WANTS ANAL SEX?!"

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 06, 2010, 05:27:46 PM
:D

Okay...

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/Misc/forum1.jpg)

Guy with Glasses on his head,"Look at all the loosers behind me", while pointing at Bosk1.  Ya,  I see you. :laugh:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 06, 2010, 05:28:29 PM
Val Halen holds an open audition.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on July 06, 2010, 09:09:49 PM
Guy in yellow hat: "Does this one nipple look larger than the other?"

Chris Jericho: "Y'know, I think it is."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 07, 2010, 02:52:24 AM
White power meeting at Disney Land.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on July 07, 2010, 05:19:21 AM
Ted Nugent's family reunion
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on July 07, 2010, 05:23:56 AM
Dave Meniketti (Y&T):  How many of you asswipe hillbilly's spent all your money on beer and cheap hookers and downloaded our new album illegally from the internet.

Crowd:  ROOOOAAAARR!!!!

Dave Meniketti:  Well here's one of our classics, something I'd like to do to all you guys...Open Fire!!!

Crowd:  ROOOAAAARRR!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on July 07, 2010, 05:26:45 AM
Ninjas. They are everywhere.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on July 07, 2010, 05:31:10 AM
that dude in the front is itching for a dildo in the mouth photo shop....


if I was juding this one I'd give it to Adami for the Open Halen audition....as soon as I read that..and looked at the photo..it struck me that that's exactly what it would look like.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 07, 2010, 11:46:21 AM
Ninjas. They are everywhere.

This is the win!  PM sent.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 07, 2010, 06:04:01 PM
 :|
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 07, 2010, 06:20:35 PM
Ninjas. They are everywhere.

This is the win!  PM sent.

Can we change it to "Beverly Hillbilly Ninjas Everywhere"?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 07, 2010, 06:22:03 PM
Frustrating thing is, he's been online since then.  What's the policy about how long he gets to respond before I choose a backup winner?

Cool Chris and Adami are neck and neck for second place.  Bribes will be accepted before I decide.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on July 07, 2010, 10:18:52 PM
Come on, now! post!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on July 08, 2010, 03:31:28 AM
:|
:chill

Sorry guys, time difference is a bitch. I was online for a real shortwhile just to check the Germany vs Spain result.

(https://www.ludumdare.com/compo/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/funny_soccer.jpg)

This is in honor of Spain and their victory.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on July 08, 2010, 03:32:34 AM
Sorry guys, time difference is a bitch. I was online for a real shortwhile just to check the Germany vs Spain result.
That doesn't work 'round these parts. 24 hours is 24 hours.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on July 08, 2010, 03:39:27 AM
Sorry, sir.

I could have posted in the morning but I was afraid I might not be able to check it on that time again.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on July 08, 2010, 04:05:23 AM
"what is this I don't even"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on July 08, 2010, 05:57:35 AM
Sadly Eric couldn't seem to kickstart his game


I can't wait for the dive on this one


If, sir, your intention was to bury your foot in my arse you clearly missed
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 08, 2010, 06:25:33 AM
"Eat my leg in balls."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 08, 2010, 06:30:33 AM
(https://www.ludumdare.com/compo/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/funny_soccer.jpg)
The day Sean Penn chose an acting career over playing Soccer.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 08, 2010, 06:35:52 AM
Ride the leg was quickly becoming the scariest thrill ride in Europe. It went from zero to soprano in 0 to 2 seconds.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 08, 2010, 07:28:04 AM
The European remake of Peter Pan.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 08, 2010, 07:29:47 AM
"Tie your own shoe!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 08, 2010, 08:00:20 AM

(https://www.ludumdare.com/compo/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/funny_soccer.jpg)

This is in honor of Spain and their victory.

Hey, You need a lift?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 08, 2010, 09:10:51 AM
Which guy plays for which team? That will help.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on July 09, 2010, 07:00:21 AM
"Tie your own shoe!"

This fit the picture the most for me. Winna!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 09, 2010, 07:11:46 AM
Thank you! and now...
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/Drunk_031.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 09, 2010, 07:15:04 AM
The Standings...

Cool Chris - 6
El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
bosk1 - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 19
tick - 18
Adami - 15
rumborak - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 7


Added my win and AFO's last win as well
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 09, 2010, 07:49:10 AM
Hey, I have 2 wins.  The score didn't get updated last time.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 09, 2010, 07:59:56 AM
Thank you! and now...
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/Drunk_031.jpg)

This is the worst halloween costume of Pinhead I have ever seen.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 09, 2010, 08:00:41 AM
Hey, I have 2 wins.  The score didn't get updated last time.
Fixed. Next time fix it yourself!!!! >:(


 :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on July 09, 2010, 08:12:53 AM
Thank you! and now...
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/Drunk_031.jpg)

Slipknot audition that just missed out.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on July 09, 2010, 08:55:41 AM
Yo dude..have you seen the new way to peel your bananna..it's like on the internet yo
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 09, 2010, 09:18:00 AM
Luke looking through binoculars:  "There are some banthas, but I don't see any--wait, there are sand people down there."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 09, 2010, 09:34:28 AM
The new Pin Head spoof Cum Head was a great success.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 09, 2010, 11:09:24 AM
Thank you! and now...
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/Drunk_031.jpg)

Be carefull kid, you'll shoot you eye out.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on July 09, 2010, 03:38:53 PM
This is why you don't mix cough syrup and pop rocks.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 11, 2010, 09:00:52 AM
Thank you! and now...
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/Drunk_031.jpg)

Slipknot audition that just missed out.
OOPS, I'm a slacker*cough* Adami*cough* I forgot to judge, I was at a DT show yesterday and forgot! :biggrin:

I pick Wolfy!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: icysk8r on July 11, 2010, 01:32:03 PM

(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/Drunk_031.jpg)

Little did we know, Ronald McDonald was on his way to rock bottom.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on July 11, 2010, 06:30:09 PM
Thank you! and now...
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/Drunk_031.jpg)

Slipknot audition that just missed out.
OOPS, I'm a slacker*cough* Adami*cough* I forgot to judge, I was at a DT show yesterday and forgot! :biggrin:

I pick Wolfy!!!

YEEHAAAHHHH!!!!!  I feel so loved!!  :heart


The Standings...

Cool Chris - 6
El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
bosk1 - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 19
tick - 18
Adami - 15
rumborak - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 7

Picture coming up.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on July 11, 2010, 06:42:18 PM
(https://208.101.19.88/coolbuddy/PictureGallery/tennisstreaker.jpg)

Giddy up!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jarlaxle on July 11, 2010, 06:50:04 PM
White guy: "These new ball girls sure are something, aren't they?"
Black guy: "Meh, I've always liked brunettes"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 11, 2010, 07:02:13 PM
White guy: Holy crap, I'd so hit that.
Black guy: Yea dude I'm gonna rape that white woman.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 11, 2010, 07:21:31 PM
(https://208.101.19.88/coolbuddy/PictureGallery/tennisstreaker.jpg)

Giddy up!

It's the way I always envisioned tennis.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 11, 2010, 07:22:53 PM
Pussy: Bringing white people and black people together since the dawn of man.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on July 11, 2010, 07:23:08 PM
(https://208.101.19.88/coolbuddy/PictureGallery/tennisstreaker.jpg)

"I'm telling ya, seriously. You've seen that ping-pong ball thing some women do? She can do tennis balls...."


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 11, 2010, 07:26:47 PM
(https://208.101.19.88/coolbuddy/PictureGallery/tennisstreaker.jpg)

Giddy up!

First place get's a trophy...........wife.


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 11, 2010, 07:29:09 PM
"You?"
"Right now? 6 and a half inches. You?"
"Right now? 6 and a half feet"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on July 11, 2010, 07:35:37 PM
(https://208.101.19.88/coolbuddy/PictureGallery/tennisstreaker.jpg)


Opening scene of Wimbledong: "Do you men need some help with your balls?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 11, 2010, 08:45:22 PM
(https://208.101.19.88/coolbuddy/PictureGallery/tennisstreaker.jpg)
Tad - "For the first time in my life I almost wish I wasn't gay."

Tyrone - "Man, I heard that."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on July 12, 2010, 03:25:53 AM
What is she doing outside the kitchen?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on July 12, 2010, 09:22:30 AM
Woman: "Wait, you're name's Tad?  Nevermind -- I'll do the black guy."

Tyrone (to himself): "Yes you will."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on July 12, 2010, 09:35:09 AM
(https://208.101.19.88/coolbuddy/PictureGallery/tennisstreaker.jpg)

Tad: "I'll take a fortnight with her."

Tyrone: "Hell's yeah!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on July 12, 2010, 09:41:22 AM
(https://208.101.19.88/coolbuddy/PictureGallery/tennisstreaker.jpg)


Opening scene of Ass On The Grass 2: "Why don't you guys drop you're rackets and pull out your dicks?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 12, 2010, 09:48:55 AM
Carol never wore her safety goggles.  Now she can't find her clothes.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 12, 2010, 10:58:14 AM
(https://208.101.19.88/coolbuddy/PictureGallery/tennisstreaker.jpg)

Giddy up!

I'd hit that right down the line.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 12, 2010, 11:04:00 AM
After her career ended, Venus Williams just lost it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on July 12, 2010, 11:19:32 AM
After her career ended, Venus Williams just lost it.
Her descent began with a race-change operation and ended in handcuffs....

Tad's handcuffs.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on July 12, 2010, 11:21:36 AM
I'd like to give her strawberries some of my cream.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 12, 2010, 11:28:47 AM
(https://208.101.19.88/coolbuddy/PictureGallery/tennisstreaker.jpg)
"Wow! I haven't seen anything that smooth and fuzzy since Penn came out with there new signature series!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on July 12, 2010, 12:06:41 PM
(https://208.101.19.88/coolbuddy/PictureGallery/tennisstreaker.jpg)
New balls please.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 12, 2010, 02:01:53 PM
(https://208.101.19.88/coolbuddy/PictureGallery/tennisstreaker.jpg)

Giddy up!

40/ Hello love!

40/*Cozmo's bouncing boobs*  (Damit Cozmo, where are you when I need you) :laugh:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 12, 2010, 02:55:53 PM
unfortunately for these guys, there rackets did little to hide there excitement.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on July 12, 2010, 06:04:31 PM
ain't no grass on her court
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on July 12, 2010, 06:08:54 PM
Muff a few strokes on the court.
Stroke a few muffs in the shower.



I'd like to use my challenge, so I can see that again.



Ever since installing the new 120 million dollar roof at Wimbledon tournament organizers have been amazed at what's fallen from the rafters.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on July 12, 2010, 08:41:27 PM
"Dayuum! White girls can run!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on July 13, 2010, 05:25:10 AM
Pussy: Bringing white people and black people together since the dawn of man.

So many damn good responses but I think I have to give it to Adami with this one.  It just made me....

(https://www.gifbin.com/bin/227839420.gif)


The Standings...

Cool Chris - 6
El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
bosk1 - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 19
tick - 18
Adami - 16
rumborak - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 13, 2010, 11:12:32 AM
Thanks!

Here you go.

(https://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/1659/slide_1659_22738_large.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 13, 2010, 11:35:16 AM
"Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady.  I'm on a horse."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 13, 2010, 12:01:55 PM
Mel Gibson's future is not looking too good. Thankfully there is always Jerry Bruckheimer when the going gets tough.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 13, 2010, 12:04:54 PM
Thanks!

Here you go.

(https://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/1659/slide_1659_22738_large.jpg)

Mel Gibson, are you Sure or unSure?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 13, 2010, 12:22:47 PM
"Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 13, 2010, 12:28:40 PM
Knowing Mel Gibson was desperate, The Vikings offered him a gig to help put fans in the seats.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 13, 2010, 02:10:31 PM
Thanks!

Here you go.

(https://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/1659/slide_1659_22738_large.jpg)

I'll go to hell first if I have to wear lipstick again...............Wait a second...What the hell is in my hand?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lateralus88 on July 13, 2010, 02:12:09 PM
Thanks!

Here you go.

(https://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/1659/slide_1659_22738_large.jpg)
"Look at my horse. My horse is amazing."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 13, 2010, 02:20:39 PM
"Sea Biscuit continued grimly onward to see his surgeon, baffled as to how he could possibly have grown a second ass when he wasn't looking."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on July 13, 2010, 02:23:12 PM
"Sea Biscuit continued grimly onward to see his surgeon, baffled as to how he could possibly have grown a second ass when he wasn't looking."
Genius.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on July 13, 2010, 04:39:19 PM
"Sea Biscuit continued grimly onward to see his surgeon, baffled as to how he could possibly have grown a second ass when he wasn't looking."

perfect!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Marvellous G on July 13, 2010, 05:24:28 PM
Thanks!

Here you go.

(https://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/1659/slide_1659_22738_large.jpg)

His wealth squandered, Mel's valiant attempt to recreate Braveheart with no budget in his basement was doomed from the start.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on July 13, 2010, 07:24:55 PM
(https://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/1659/slide_1659_22738_large.jpg)

Jesus: "I swear I don't know this guy."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 13, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
Just a warning guys, I still love Mel Gibson. So I probably won't pick one that bashes him too much, without it being very clever.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: cthrubuoy on July 14, 2010, 03:17:04 AM
"Gibson took some artistic liberties in his sequel to the Passion."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 14, 2010, 11:02:25 AM
Just a warning guys, I still love Mel Gibson. So I probably won't pick one that bashes him too much, without it being very clever.

In other words, "I don't like bosk1, so I have to come up with some public justification for not picking his."  :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 14, 2010, 11:05:35 AM
Just a warning guys, I still love Mel Gibson. So I probably won't pick one that bashes him too much, without it being very clever.

In other words, "I don't like bosk1, so I have to come up with some public justification for not picking his."  :tup

Noo, you still have an hour or so to come up with one. I know you can do it!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Seventh Son on July 14, 2010, 11:06:49 AM
(https://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/1659/slide_1659_22738_large.jpg)
"Perhaps getting hammered during the apocalypse wasn't such a smart idea."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on July 14, 2010, 11:45:59 AM
sorry adami.

"Meet the fifth horseman of the appocolypse -Bigotry-"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 14, 2010, 04:55:33 PM
"I couldn't find my tin foil hat."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 14, 2010, 04:57:51 PM
Sorry, bosk I liked yours, I even gave it extra time for a few more from you. But I'm gonna go with Contest_Sanity. Made me chuckle a bit more.

PM will be out in a sec.


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 14, 2010, 04:58:53 PM
The Standings...

Cool Chris - 6
El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
bosk1 - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 19
tick - 18
Adami - 16
rumborak - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 7

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on July 15, 2010, 06:01:46 AM
Alright guys.  Adami, I appreciate the pick for my first win.  Sorry this is a little late, worked a double shift yesterday and just saw the pm.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uygywtE3UFw/TD73npWqSqI/AAAAAAAAAEs/h7bcIQvM7WE/s1600/jar+jar.jpg)

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on July 15, 2010, 06:07:18 AM
The Jar Jar Binks fanclub attendance number reached a new high.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 15, 2010, 06:17:54 AM
The guy on the right, famous for his self promotion of his Dream Theater video on DTF, shows us his next video project and charts a course for the Star Wars boards!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 15, 2010, 11:03:39 AM
Alright guys.  Adami, I appreciate the pick for my first win.  Sorry this is a little late, worked a double shift yesterday and just saw the pm.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uygywtE3UFw/TD73npWqSqI/AAAAAAAAAEs/h7bcIQvM7WE/s1600/jar+jar.jpg)



Another poster relegated to the bathroom.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on July 15, 2010, 11:17:39 AM
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uygywtE3UFw/TD73npWqSqI/AAAAAAAAAEs/h7bcIQvM7WE/s1600/jar+jar.jpg)

The Make a Wish Foundation got off easy with this one.


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 15, 2010, 11:19:05 AM
Alright guys.  Adami, I appreciate the pick for my first win.  Sorry this is a little late, worked a double shift yesterday and just saw the pm.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uygywtE3UFw/TD73npWqSqI/AAAAAAAAAEs/h7bcIQvM7WE/s1600/jar+jar.jpg)



I could have sworn I saw that picture on a milk carton.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on July 15, 2010, 11:19:44 AM
The new sport of nerd-fighting sets up for its first event. Derek is the first mata-bore with his cleverly selected jar jar rag.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 15, 2010, 01:09:43 PM
Nerdy porn
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on July 16, 2010, 03:19:49 AM
I can feel your anger for this picture, it gives you focus...makes you stronger!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on July 16, 2010, 04:24:53 AM
The reason that Justin Bieber has fans
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 16, 2010, 06:43:12 AM
While a lot of life's lessons still seemed elusive, Justin had learned at least one thing over the years:  When you get to Grandma's present, you just smile, say "thank you," and move on.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on July 16, 2010, 06:53:15 AM
Jessie: "Hey everybody, check out a picture of my new lovely girlfriend, isn't she pretty."
Steve: thinking *You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl.*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on July 16, 2010, 07:23:06 AM
Concerned that his younger brother Clay might eventually break the "True Love Waits" vow they all signed at church, John ensures that Clay will never get laid.

Yes, of course, you can't caption your own picture, but I just really wanted to share that one.  Some funny and clever captions from y'all, but I think I laughed at the first response the most: so you win, Zydar.  Congrats!  Your climb up the HOF standings continues.  Will send PM right now.

The Standings...

Cool Chris - 6
El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
bosk1 - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 19
tick - 18
Adami - 16
rumborak - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on July 16, 2010, 07:41:43 AM
Oh thank you!  ;D

Well here's a new pic for you guys:

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_my5OGIJd4kM/SfQ01mxImWI/AAAAAAAAE2k/uIv4GUoVgZc/s400/scary-hilarious003.jpg)

GO!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 16, 2010, 07:44:44 AM
While chewing a piece of Willy Wonka's gum, Hillary gags on the taste of the tomato soup. Just wait till she gets to the Blueberry pie!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 16, 2010, 07:45:36 AM
"We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind! . . . Safety dance!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 16, 2010, 07:54:40 AM
Oh thank you!  ;D

Well here's a new pic for you guys:

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_my5OGIJd4kM/SfQ01mxImWI/AAAAAAAAE2k/uIv4GUoVgZc/s400/scary-hilarious003.jpg)

GO!

Bubba still can unhook a bra with one hand.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 16, 2010, 08:03:15 AM
Even with Bill putting forth his best effort, it would appear Hillary was not impressed.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on July 16, 2010, 08:12:20 AM
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_my5OGIJd4kM/SfQ01mxImWI/AAAAAAAAE2k/uIv4GUoVgZc/s400/scary-hilarious003.jpg)

"Today at the G20 Summit, to Hillary Clinton's horror, a revealing wardrobe malfunction occurred.  This is all we can show you here on CNN.  For full coverage of the story, head on over to FOX News."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on July 16, 2010, 08:30:59 AM
Just another day at Delos.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Seventh Son on July 16, 2010, 08:51:27 AM
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_my5OGIJd4kM/SfQ01mxImWI/AAAAAAAAE2k/uIv4GUoVgZc/s400/scary-hilarious003.jpg)
"Does this suit make me look fat?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on July 16, 2010, 10:45:03 AM
Hillary's first porn shoot ended as soon as she started pulling her sex face...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 16, 2010, 10:50:54 AM
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You got a war face? AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!
Hillary: Ahhhh!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. You didn't convince me. let me see your REAL war face!
Hillary: [Screaming] AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You don't scare me! Work on it!
Hillary: Sir, yes sir!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on July 16, 2010, 11:50:27 AM
After Bills birthday gift, Hillary knew she wouldn't be able to poop right for a week, but she didn't know how painful it would be to sit down.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 16, 2010, 01:02:45 PM
"Oh my god Barack, your a freak of nature!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 16, 2010, 01:06:52 PM
While having her skin suit zipped up, the lady accidently hit hillaries spot that makes all lizard people freak out a little.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on July 16, 2010, 05:04:53 PM
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_my5OGIJd4kM/SfQ01mxImWI/AAAAAAAAE2k/uIv4GUoVgZc/s400/scary-hilarious003.jpg)
Surprise buttsecks.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 16, 2010, 05:12:33 PM
 :rollin :rollin :rollin damnit ariich.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 16, 2010, 05:13:06 PM
Hillary's circuits being repaired by a White house staff member. First we learned Dick Cheney was a robot, and now Hillary.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on July 16, 2010, 05:19:05 PM
:rollin :rollin :rollin damnit ariich.
I couldn't resist. :hat
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 16, 2010, 06:05:30 PM
Oh thank you!  ;D

Well here's a new pic for you guys:

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_my5OGIJd4kM/SfQ01mxImWI/AAAAAAAAE2k/uIv4GUoVgZc/s400/scary-hilarious003.jpg)

GO!

This is the exact look have when your Depends fail.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on July 17, 2010, 07:46:10 AM
24 hours are up, and we have a winner:

Surprise buttsecks.

Short, and to the point :lol

You're up, ariich!

PM will be sent shortly.

Cool Chris - 6
El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
bosk1 - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 19
tick - 18
Adami - 16
rumborak - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on July 17, 2010, 07:52:30 AM
Woot!

(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/phallicdevice.jpg)

I'd like to see what people come up with, considering the device's shape. :D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on July 17, 2010, 08:01:54 AM
Hitler is not gay.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 17, 2010, 08:05:24 AM
Woot!

(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/phallicdevice.jpg)

I'd like to see what people come up with, considering the device's shape. :D

Finally, a woman has engineered a device to measure a man's "quake". It's called a  Gasomometer.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 17, 2010, 08:05:36 AM
Ron Jeremy's scale was getting some huge bids on EBay.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 17, 2010, 08:06:03 AM
Woot!

(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/phallicdevice.jpg)

I'd like to see what people come up with, considering the device's shape. :D

It tells women to go south.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 17, 2010, 08:13:01 AM
AndyDT uses what he calls "A more accurate" measuring device to help plan the regrowth of the British Empire.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on July 17, 2010, 08:14:29 AM
AndyDT uses what he calls "A more accurate" measuring device to help plan the regrowth of the British Empire.

This would have gotten me. AndyDT reference. :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 17, 2010, 08:18:35 AM
Woot!

(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/phallicdevice.jpg)

I'd like to see what people come up with, considering the device's shape. :D

It's a penis detector to find John Holmes lost grave.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on July 17, 2010, 08:22:07 AM
Jenna Jameson's penis measuring device.  No entry unless you are this long and thick.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on July 17, 2010, 08:23:29 AM
Woot!

(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/phallicdevice.jpg)

I'd like to see what people come up with, considering the device's shape. :D

Johnny 5's version of a blowup doll.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on July 17, 2010, 08:24:54 AM
All you need for the Nude Orienteering in the next Olympic Games.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 17, 2010, 08:55:03 AM
This is what Hillary was staring at in the last picture.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on July 17, 2010, 11:39:39 AM
Fucking penis detectors, how do they work?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on July 17, 2010, 05:20:39 PM
penises (penii?) is there anything they can't do?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on July 17, 2010, 06:31:47 PM
(https://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/ariich/random/phallicdevice.jpg)


In a little known footnote of the Star Wars universe, 2PO, an early droid prototype, was caught by the Empire, smashed into pieces, and sold as scrap metal to trans-universal, time traveling bounty hunters -- his head to forever bear the ignominy of becoming a penis detector.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 18, 2010, 08:28:10 PM
What you get when science lets the big head do the thinking.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 18, 2010, 08:29:09 PM
What you get when science lets the big head do the thinking.

It's been 36 hours or so, just sayin.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 18, 2010, 08:31:37 PM
What you get when science lets the big head do the thinking.

It's been 36 hours or so, just sayin.
so what? You can caption till the slacker judge picks a winner. He is the one who is supposed to adhere to that rule, not the captioner. I have said this repeatedly, just read the thread, you'll find it. :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 18, 2010, 09:02:32 PM
What you get when science lets the big head do the thinking.

It's been 36 hours or so, just sayin.
so what? You can caption till the slacker judge picks a winner. He is the one who is supposed to adhere to that rule, not the captioner. I have said this repeatedly, just read the thread, you'll find it. :tup

Oh I wasn't trying to disqualify your caption. Just saying, if I were 25 hours in, you'd be on my case. It's cause I'm jewish, isn't it?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 18, 2010, 09:18:10 PM
What you get when science lets the big head do the thinking.

It's been 36 hours or so, just sayin.
so what? You can caption till the slacker judge picks a winner. He is the one who is supposed to adhere to that rule, not the captioner. I have said this repeatedly, just read the thread, you'll find it. :tup

Oh I wasn't trying to disqualify your caption. Just saying, if I were 25 hours in, you'd be on my case. It's cause I'm jewish, isn't it?
Your ok Adami, and no, I wouldn't be on your case sweety. It just when YOUR A FUCKIN SLACKER AND TAKE 3 DAYS TO JUDGE!!! >:(

oh, sorry... I need to......meditate....and............

Close your eyes and begin to relax. Take a deep breath, and let it out
slowly. Concentrate on your breathing. With each breath you become more
relaxed. Imagine a brilliant white light above you, focusing on this light as
it flows through your body. Allow yourself to drift off as you fall deeper and
deeper into a more relaxed state of mind. Now as I count backward from ten to
one, you will fill more peaceful, and calm. Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. You
will enter a safe place where nothing can harm you. Five. Four. Three. Two. If
at any time you need to came back, all you must do is open your eyes. One.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 18, 2010, 09:22:35 PM
........tickolas?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on July 19, 2010, 03:26:53 AM
What happened to Ariich?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on July 19, 2010, 05:10:23 AM
Oops, was out yesterday and forgot. :facepalm:

Aaaaanyway, while I liked Adami's AndyDT reference, the one that made me chuckle the most was king's "go south" one! Well done king, your turn!

I'm posting from my phone, so am unable to PM him. Also, could someone else update the scores? Cheers!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 19, 2010, 05:21:05 AM
Oops, was out yesterday and forgot. :facepalm:

Aaaaanyway, while I liked Adami's AndyDT reference, the one that made me chuckle the most was king's "go south" one! Well done king, your turn!

I'm posting from my phone, so am unable to PM him. Also, could someone else update the scores? Cheers!
I'll pm him and update. :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 19, 2010, 05:59:11 AM
Standings update...

Cool Chris - 6
El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
bosk1 - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 20
tick - 18
Adami - 16
rumborak - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8


Kinga da ding ding dong...kingida dong ding ding.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 19, 2010, 08:01:23 AM
Thank you!! Thank you!  I post a pick when I get home from work areound 6pm.

Edit:  This is the sound out of my pants when I walk, "Kinga da ding ding dong...kingida dong ding ding" ;D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 19, 2010, 08:07:39 AM
Thank you!! Thank you!  I post a pick when I get home from work areound 6pm.
If you want I can post one for you? If you want to post it tonight, then by all means we will wait until 6.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 19, 2010, 04:21:23 PM
Here we go!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/resize.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 19, 2010, 04:22:02 PM
El Al airlines: Taking back the skies.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on July 19, 2010, 04:25:03 PM
Well this round lasted all of 39 seconds.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on July 19, 2010, 04:33:13 PM
"Yes little Joey, that's your daddy's plane. That stinking, cheating son-of-a-bitch impaled Santa Claus, so you will never get any presents anymore. How does that make you feel about daddy, Joey? Do you still like him and want to stay with him, or rather with me?"


rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on July 19, 2010, 04:56:35 PM
Because of budget cutbacks, airlines are now only able to offer their passengers two nuts.


Finally an airline portraying how it actually feels to travel by plane these days.


Not a caption, but good to see ruborak's old avatar back.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on July 19, 2010, 05:03:39 PM
Goddammit Adami, I've no idea how to top that. :lol

Tick, thanks for sorting the PM and update. :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on July 19, 2010, 05:26:43 PM
In order to balance Rosie O'Donnell in the back, they had to attach Santa to the front.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on July 19, 2010, 07:24:55 PM
The Easter bunny pulls of his final move to become the dominant holiday mascot.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on July 20, 2010, 02:03:56 AM
Here we go!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/resize.jpg)

Free sled to whoever can find it!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on July 20, 2010, 08:48:44 AM
8 points!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 20, 2010, 11:08:44 AM
"and I would have had that rabbit too, until this fat ass got in the way!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 20, 2010, 04:40:17 PM
There was 3 real laugh out loud ones here kudos to Adami & ddtonfire but lonestar is the winner!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 20, 2010, 04:42:39 PM
Standings update...

Cool Chris - 6
El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
bosk1 - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 20
tick - 18
Adami - 16
rumborak - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 12
lonestar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on July 21, 2010, 05:56:18 PM
Sweet.  Looking for a pic now.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on July 21, 2010, 06:01:26 PM
(https://lol.com.pk/img/images/1229179233funny-animals-824.jpg)

And go!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 21, 2010, 06:17:03 PM
Paris Hilton and Ellen Page practice for an....oral exam later that night.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 21, 2010, 07:08:48 PM
(https://lol.com.pk/img/images/1229179233funny-animals-824.jpg)

And go!!!

The new Pink Floyd album, "Dark Side Of The Poon".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 22, 2010, 11:54:06 AM
For some reason everything I can think of to say just seems wrong.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 22, 2010, 12:02:02 PM
Even though I don't quite get his caption, might as well just give it to Kingshmegland.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on July 22, 2010, 12:08:31 PM
Promo pic for Sarah Jessica Parker's new project Sex on the Farm.


"Ok Mr. Ed, if you're good, after this we'll move on to the cucumbers."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 22, 2010, 12:12:34 PM
Even though I don't quite get his caption, might as well just give it to Kingshmegland.

I fixed it! ;D  My screen freezes and letters I type don't show up and I have the worst habit of not spell checking myself.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on July 22, 2010, 03:09:56 PM
For some reason everything I can think of to say just seems wrong.
Those are the ones that usually win.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on July 22, 2010, 03:37:52 PM
Its an odd picture for sure.  Im pretty sure that there is a guy somewhere that is into kiddie porn and bestiality whos head just exploded.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on July 22, 2010, 06:01:09 PM
(https://lol.com.pk/img/images/1229179233funny-animals-824.jpg)

And go!!!

The new Pink Floyd album, "Dark Side Of The Poon".
Classic.  You be the winner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on July 22, 2010, 06:09:19 PM
Los Standings...

Cool Chris - 6
El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
bosk1 - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 21
tick - 18
Adami - 16
rumborak - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 12
lonestar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 22, 2010, 07:34:16 PM
Thank you lonestar!



(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/funny-kiss.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on July 22, 2010, 09:17:26 PM
Zeltar makes his move.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on July 22, 2010, 09:44:05 PM
Family Guy - The Movie
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on July 22, 2010, 11:37:49 PM
Lion in background-"I just can't bear to watch, I loved her so"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 23, 2010, 06:08:52 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/funny-kiss.jpg)
Someone got their birds and bees talk a little early.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 23, 2010, 06:10:19 AM
"Sure she is a bit obsessed with plastic surgery but I can't help it, I love her!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on July 23, 2010, 06:17:02 AM
"Honey, you rock my cradle."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 23, 2010, 07:38:46 AM
"Ceiling lion is watching y--WHATISTHISIDON'TEVEN!?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 23, 2010, 07:41:13 AM
"Rex poses for the cover of 'E*trade Stars Gone Wild, Vol. 19'"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on July 23, 2010, 09:34:00 AM
Persian rug makers jump on the 3D weave bandwagon with some spectacular designs
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 23, 2010, 09:45:04 AM
Just to let everybody know,  I'm going to a concert 2 1/2 hours from my house so I'll post a winner tomorrow morning.  BTW, some damn funny captions on this on!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 23, 2010, 02:50:40 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/funny-kiss.jpg)
MG: Shut the f--- up. I know I'm behaving like this because I know absolutely that you do not love me and you treat me with no consideration.

OG: One second please. Can I please speak?

MG: I love you because I've treated you with every kindness, every consideration. You rejected … you will never be happy. F--- you! Get the f--- away from me! But my daughter is important! All right? Now, you have one more chance. And I mean it. Now f------ go if you want, but I will give you one more chance. (huffing with anger) You make me wanna smoke. You f----- my day up. You care about yourself.

OG: You're so selfish.

MG: When I've been so f------ good to you. You f------ try to destroy me.

OG: I didn't do anything. I did not do anything. This is your selfish imagination. That's bull!

MG: Shut the f--- up! You should just f------ smile and blow me! 'Cause I deserve it.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Orbert on July 23, 2010, 03:41:38 PM
Holy shit, is that quoted from a movie or something?  That's awesome.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on July 23, 2010, 06:38:24 PM
The storyline for Remedy Lane II is, even by Daniel Gildenlöw's standards, far beyond the pale of good taste.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 23, 2010, 06:47:46 PM
"Just pretend it's a pacifier baby, just pretend it's a pacifier."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on July 24, 2010, 12:00:13 AM
I love it when you play dead.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 24, 2010, 07:16:44 AM
"Can you smell the minty freshness?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 24, 2010, 07:17:57 AM
Zeltar makes his move.
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 24, 2010, 07:30:39 AM
Zeltar makes his move.

This was toooo funny to pass up!!  Cool Chris is th winna!

Props to Bosk1 fir his E-trade comment.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 24, 2010, 07:32:06 AM
Los Standings...

El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
bosk1 - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 21
tick - 18
Adami - 16
rumborak - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 12
lonestar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 7

Welcome to the Hall Cool Chris!! :metal
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 24, 2010, 07:41:50 AM
Los Standings...

El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
bosk1 - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 21
tick - 18
Adami - 16
rumborak - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 12
lonestar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 7

Welcome to the Hall Cool Chris!! :metal
Well, if your going to put him in the hall you need to give him his 7th win! :lol

Fixed it! :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 24, 2010, 08:03:43 AM
Oops! I'm a  cut and paste fool! Thanks Tick! ;D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on July 24, 2010, 11:01:43 AM
Jesus, my last win (#6) was back on page 44 on Jan 14!!!

The thought of such a long wait to get in to the Hall of Fame makes me want to:

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_s8l-yu7AZLM/Sb1ZFzsDITI/AAAAAAAAGY0/C9Ehz1v3uv4/s400/The_Gamesters_of_Triskelion_079.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on July 24, 2010, 11:09:48 AM
Vulcan farts are vicious.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on July 24, 2010, 02:35:26 PM
Spock should never eat onions.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 24, 2010, 02:39:55 PM
Well since Rumbo already won this, I'll just throw out a random one.



"CCCCCCOOOOOUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 24, 2010, 03:01:23 PM
"I think I'm choking on a Bones!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on July 24, 2010, 03:03:19 PM
"Khaaaaaaaaaaan't breathe!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 24, 2010, 03:05:54 PM
"CORN NUTS!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 24, 2010, 08:31:51 PM
Jesus, my last win (#6) was back on page 44 on Jan 14!!!

The thought of such a long wait to get in to the Hall of Fame makes me want to:

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_s8l-yu7AZLM/Sb1ZFzsDITI/AAAAAAAAGY0/C9Ehz1v3uv4/s400/The_Gamesters_of_Triskelion_079.jpg)

I        Must         say        this        line      with       this face!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on July 25, 2010, 02:00:34 PM
El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
bosk1 - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 21
tick - 18
Adami - 16
rumborak - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 13
lonestar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 7

I liked this picture more than I thought it presented good caption material. Zydar beats rumborak by a hair.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on July 25, 2010, 02:15:34 PM
Wow thanks  ;D

(https://www.hahastop.com/pictures/I_Are_Trapped.jpg)

GO!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on July 25, 2010, 02:41:15 PM
73109 quits Subway in style.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on July 25, 2010, 03:21:43 PM
What happens when white bread ends up in the hood.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Bombardana on July 25, 2010, 03:39:38 PM
You're toast.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BRGM on July 25, 2010, 03:40:29 PM
BOM BOM TSCHHH   Bwaaahahaha
                                :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on July 25, 2010, 03:44:17 PM
Wow thanks  ;D

(https://www.hahastop.com/pictures/I_Are_Trapped.jpg)

GO!

At least they're not threatening the slice of toast with the Virgin Mary on it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on July 25, 2010, 04:03:17 PM
Frank Miller presented his initial plans for a new spin-off movie titled Bread-Bin City.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on July 25, 2010, 04:40:54 PM
Though he was nowhere near the scene of this crime, by virtue of his name Orange Juice could not escape being blamed for the slaying.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 25, 2010, 08:11:47 PM
Wow thanks  ;D

(https://www.hahastop.com/pictures/I_Are_Trapped.jpg)

GO!

That bread is so frightened he's gonna pinch a loaf.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on July 25, 2010, 09:45:44 PM
Wow thanks  ;D

(https://www.hahastop.com/pictures/I_Are_Trapped.jpg)

GO!

That bread is so frightened he's gonna pinch a loaf.

The roflcopter has landed
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on July 25, 2010, 10:02:48 PM
I really ought to try my hand at this thread more often.

"Open your eyes Julian!"








:icy:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 26, 2010, 07:00:35 AM
In 1814 with the defeat of Napoleon I of France on the European continent, the British Empire adopted a defensive strategy, repelling multiple American invasions. It was not a good time for french toast.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on July 26, 2010, 01:53:36 PM
I know the time isn't up yet (25 minutes left), but it's getting quite late here and I am going to bed.

That bread is so frightened he's gonna pinch a loaf.

This is the winner - I hadn't actually heard that expression before, but I kind of knew what it meant  ;D

You're up, kingshmegland! A PM will be sent too.

El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
bosk1 - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 22
tick - 18
Adami - 16
rumborak - 14
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 26, 2010, 06:21:58 PM
Thank you Zy!!


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/resize-1.jpg)

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on July 26, 2010, 06:33:51 PM
As unhappy as a pig shielded from shit
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 26, 2010, 07:45:29 PM
The german prototype for the perfect anti-jewish soldier.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 26, 2010, 07:53:35 PM
Nancy Sinatra's pet.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on July 26, 2010, 08:49:09 PM
The german prototype for the perfect anti-jewish soldier.
:lol :rollin :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: robwebster on July 26, 2010, 08:51:15 PM
He is wearing some boots so he can walk in the mud without getting his trotters dirty.
I've always liked the idea that someone might submit a really, really shit caption one day. Today is that day. The only joke is that there is no joke.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 26, 2010, 09:05:51 PM
He is wearing some boots so he can walk in the mud without getting his trotters dirty.
I've always liked the idea that someone might submit a really, really shit caption one day. Today is that day. The only joke is that there is no joke.


I've done that. I think I might have actually won or came close when I did too. It was a huge ball crushing a car. Or something.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on July 27, 2010, 11:32:12 AM
...and Wilber never let Charlotte take him shopping again.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on July 27, 2010, 11:41:18 AM
Damn, how am I going to get that shit off my boots?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on July 27, 2010, 02:54:54 PM
Thank you Zy!!


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/resize-1.jpg)



Swine Kampf!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 27, 2010, 05:16:58 PM
The german prototype for the perfect anti-jewish soldier.

The winna!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 27, 2010, 05:18:14 PM
El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
bosk1 - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 22
tick - 18
Adami - 17
rumborak - 14
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 28, 2010, 12:24:16 PM
Sweet, thanks. Sorry for taking so long, was out late last night. Anyway, here you go.

(https://drivenoutside.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/funny-wedding-photo.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BRGM on July 28, 2010, 12:27:37 PM
What is this thread about anyways?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 28, 2010, 12:31:06 PM
What is this thread about anyways?

Oh jesus christ dude.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 28, 2010, 12:41:16 PM
Sweet, thanks. Sorry for taking so long, was out late last night. Anyway, here you go.

(https://drivenoutside.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/funny-wedding-photo.jpg)

I thought this position was the other way around?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on July 28, 2010, 01:00:32 PM
What is this thread about anyways?

Oh jesus christ dude.

This...do you have to ask what every thread is about?  It's not hard to figure out...really, its not. :facepalm:


Back to the task at hand...I'll have to think about this one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on July 28, 2010, 01:27:02 PM
(https://drivenoutside.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/funny-wedding-photo.jpg)

Bed chores vs. Suicide. Marriage is about tough choices when you have an ugly wife.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on July 28, 2010, 02:00:58 PM
LOL @ 'bed chores'


"I don't give a shit if you are in a pop band, you are getting a haircut now!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on July 28, 2010, 03:54:00 PM
Either she dislocates my shoulders or I hang on for dear life...either way IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAY!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BRGM on July 28, 2010, 04:10:23 PM
What is this thread about anyways?

Oh jesus christ dude.

This...do you have to ask what every thread is about?  It's not hard to figure out...really, its not. :facepalm:


Back to the task at hand...I'll have to think about this one.

Have I asked about any other threads?  ???
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on July 28, 2010, 04:20:53 PM
Someone posts a pic, other people caption the pic. The person who posted the pic decides the best/funniest caption. The person who submitted that caption posts the next pic.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BRGM on July 28, 2010, 04:24:39 PM
interesting.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Orbert on July 28, 2010, 04:32:28 PM
You could also try just reading the thread.  The very first post starts with "Ok, hears how it works..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on July 28, 2010, 05:38:49 PM
Sweet, thanks. Sorry for taking so long, was out late last night. Anyway, here you go.

(https://drivenoutside.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/funny-wedding-photo.jpg)

And then the thought occurred to me, "If I let go, she might fall off the balcony instead of me"...and then I let go.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 29, 2010, 07:23:59 AM
He was quite prepared to marry Katy Perry, until he heard her sing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on July 29, 2010, 07:27:29 AM
(https://drivenoutside.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/funny-wedding-photo.jpg)

"Awesome babe, we are hitched.  Now lets go make some babies"

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on July 29, 2010, 07:54:40 AM
Nightmare Cinema and Zbomber only met in person on the actual day...

(sorry, they do look a little alike)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on July 29, 2010, 08:01:30 AM
"Pull me under, I'm not afraaaaid!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 29, 2010, 08:19:37 AM
"Despite numeous threads on DTF.org seeking advice, it was obvious that even on his wedding day, AndyDT still had a lot to learn about relationships."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on July 29, 2010, 09:09:45 AM
(https://drivenoutside.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/funny-wedding-photo.jpg)

"I don't know, don't they say that man's best piece is proportional to the rest of the body? Maybe if we stretch you ...."

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on July 29, 2010, 10:06:59 AM
when he pointed out she didn't have much of a rack, she showed him she didn't need one to be able to stretch him
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 29, 2010, 11:05:35 AM
When Taco Bell calls.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on July 29, 2010, 11:09:37 AM
Dammit!! I married you, but I'm NOT dancing with your mother!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 29, 2010, 11:28:58 AM
Sarah knew it was a bad idea to suggest her suicidal brother be let out of the asylum to attend her wedding.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: cthrubuoy on July 29, 2010, 11:41:26 AM
The Inception themed wedding seemed to be going down well for everyone involved.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 29, 2010, 12:18:04 PM

"Awesome babe, we are hitched.  Now lets go make some babies"


Winnar. Congrats.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on July 29, 2010, 12:19:32 PM
El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
bosk1 - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Soundgarden - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 22
tick - 18
Adami - 17
rumborak - 14
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on July 29, 2010, 12:56:24 PM
(https://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/268754-super_hero_sleeping_subway.jpg)

and go :)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on July 29, 2010, 01:04:47 PM
This may look like the worst ninja ever, but he is in fact wearing the hat.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 29, 2010, 01:05:44 PM
Someone forgot to boost!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on July 29, 2010, 01:24:02 PM
(https://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/268754-super_hero_sleeping_subway.jpg)

"Well, the End boss has to get home somehow after he lost, right?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on July 29, 2010, 01:26:23 PM
After a long night of partying, Blue Ninja discovered his former pal, Cap'n Pegleg, had driven off and left him stranded at the club.  The good news:  although exhausted, Blue Ninja found alternate transportation and eventually made it home.  The bad news:  the ninjas vs. pirates feud had now officially begun.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on July 29, 2010, 01:27:16 PM
(https://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/268754-super_hero_sleeping_subway.jpg)

"Man I hope no one takes a picture of me and put it on the internet to become a....lol, thats stupid, back to sleep...*yawwwn* i wonder if zzzz the pink ranger....yawwwwn... noticed my new hue today...zzzzz"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on July 29, 2010, 01:28:25 PM
Sigma Chi goes down in history for the best chiefing ever.  EVER!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on July 29, 2010, 02:03:14 PM
Man that cosplay convention was exhausting...I better take a nap so I can be ready for that BDSM/fetish convention.  At least I'm already in costume.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on July 29, 2010, 02:47:21 PM
(https://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/268754-super_hero_sleeping_subway.jpg)

Blue Power Ranger costume, $75

Cons: Full body suit,  no easy access for bathroom visit
Pros: Watertight, which solves above problem
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 29, 2010, 06:37:54 PM
(https://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/268754-super_hero_sleeping_subway.jpg)

and go :)

E! True Life Story--Power Rangers Fizzle
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on July 29, 2010, 07:05:30 PM
Before settling on Jerod as a spokesperson, Subway abandoned a series of martial-arts themed commercials starring the Subway Ninja: "434.75 yen footlong."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on July 29, 2010, 09:31:14 PM
(https://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/268754-super_hero_sleeping_subway.jpg)

and go :)

Crikey! A wild blue ranger!..Imma go stick my thumb up its ass!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on July 30, 2010, 06:17:04 AM
Yo Dawg, after some intense oral, Blue ranger passed out cold.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on July 30, 2010, 06:21:50 AM
(https://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/268754-super_hero_sleeping_subway.jpg)

and go :)

A rejected Ninja Gaiden - The Movie audition.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 01, 2010, 12:59:56 AM
bump...Soundgarden?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on August 01, 2010, 03:25:31 AM
bump...Soundgarden?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 01, 2010, 03:28:28 AM
(https://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/268754-super_hero_sleeping_subway.jpg)

and go :)

Though he was very excited about winning his first round of The Random Caption game, Soundgarden quickly fell asleep and was no where to be found when it was time to choose a winner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on August 01, 2010, 09:17:51 AM
:rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on August 01, 2010, 09:31:35 AM
:lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 01, 2010, 09:37:51 AM
Sometimes tardiness is a plus.  Adami has struck gold! :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on August 01, 2010, 10:31:38 AM
Nice.  :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 01, 2010, 02:16:07 PM
(https://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/268754-super_hero_sleeping_subway.jpg)
A long day of Pokemon can really wear you out.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 01, 2010, 02:23:56 PM
Did soundgarden die on that train? Jesus.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 01, 2010, 02:30:59 PM
The smell of Adami on the late night express proved too much for the Blue ranger.


 :angel:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 01, 2010, 02:43:02 PM
The smell of Adami on the late night express proved too much for the Blue ranger.


 :angel:

Reported, banned and crucified.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Bombardana on August 01, 2010, 03:26:16 PM
Go Go Power Nap!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 02, 2010, 08:03:40 AM
Ok, so Soundgarden clearly does not understand the rules of the game so in the best interest of forward progress, we will move on. He even captioned his own picture in that round. Oh well, here is the next picture...

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ghostofarider1/Caption%20a%20Random%20Image/O236593743483739_16.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on August 02, 2010, 08:06:08 AM
Fucking papparazi!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 02, 2010, 08:08:02 AM
Don't shoot to you see the white of their eyes.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 02, 2010, 08:10:09 AM
If Soundgarden does ever pick a winner in the next few hours they can judge the winner of this picture.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 02, 2010, 10:03:19 AM
Bin was certain to win the extreme photography award, however he neglected to consider the price he was about to pay.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on August 02, 2010, 10:18:36 AM
SORRY SORRY SORRY, GIVE E 5 MIN...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on August 02, 2010, 10:19:33 AM
(https://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/268754-super_hero_sleeping_subway.jpg)

and go :)

Though he was very excited about winning his first round of The Random Caption game, Soundgarden quickly fell asleep and was no where to be found when it was time to choose a winner.

ok lol, winner....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 02, 2010, 10:24:58 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ghostofarider1/Caption%20a%20Random%20Image/O236593743483739_16.jpg)

The North Korean version of rock-paper-scissors, while being a lot more action packed than the original, enjoyed only short-lived success.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 02, 2010, 10:27:10 AM
Hong-Yuen had no problem demonstrating just why he needed that large black satchel to help support the obviously enormous pair he possessed.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 02, 2010, 10:29:28 AM
We can submit more than one caption?

Doesn't matter, I think it will be hard to top this

The North Korean version of rock-paper-scissors, while being a lot more action packed than the original, enjoyed only short-lived success.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 02, 2010, 11:04:25 AM
"Cheese"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on August 02, 2010, 11:10:05 AM
"Mine is Point-and-Click, how about yours?"


"Pardon me, sir, but wouldn't that kneepad be more effective if it was actually on your knee?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 02, 2010, 11:32:34 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ghostofarider1/Caption%20a%20Random%20Image/O236593743483739_16.jpg)

"Seriously, this will be the best shot ever! I really want that muzzle exhaust in the picture. We just have to time it right. Ok, one ... two ... three!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on August 02, 2010, 12:05:11 PM
"I also think it's a great idea to take a photo of each other taking a photo of each other... but are you sure that's a camera?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 02, 2010, 12:07:22 PM
"UR doing it wrong"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 02, 2010, 12:29:53 PM
I won? So.....I pick the winner of this round?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on August 02, 2010, 12:35:58 PM
I won? So.....I pick the winner of this round?
Correct.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 02, 2010, 12:36:49 PM
Well then, I'll get this part out of the way now.

El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
bosk1 - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Soundgarden - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 22
tick - 18
Adami - 18
rumborak - 14
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on August 02, 2010, 12:37:41 PM
:tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 02, 2010, 01:14:33 PM
I won? So.....I pick the winner of this round?
Yes you do.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 02, 2010, 01:17:15 PM
I won? So.....I pick the winner of this round?
Yes you do.

Captions like this won't win. Sorry.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on August 02, 2010, 01:19:28 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ghostofarider1/Caption%20a%20Random%20Image/O236593743483739_16.jpg)
"Mine is bigger."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 02, 2010, 01:29:02 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ghostofarider1/Caption%20a%20Random%20Image/O236593743483739_16.jpg)
"YES YOU DO!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on August 02, 2010, 02:02:35 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ghostofarider1/Caption%20a%20Random%20Image/O236593743483739_16.jpg)

Production begins on Jon Gosselin's new reality show: Jon & Fun + Gun (Wednesdays at 10pm on Spike).
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on August 02, 2010, 02:03:00 PM
On a serious note, I actually want to see how that picture turned out.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 02, 2010, 02:03:49 PM
On a serious note, I actually want to see how that picture turned out.

One, or both of them, got shot.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 02, 2010, 03:00:25 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ghostofarider1/Caption%20a%20Random%20Image/O236593743483739_16.jpg)

"SLR."

"Uzi."

"k, you win."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 02, 2010, 03:11:42 PM
"Chan, seriously, dude.  They LOVE it when you get right up in their face and take a picture.  Sure, they'll FAKE like they're gonna shoot you, but it's all just a big joke, really.  Would we lie?  Now go, dude.  You're not gonna pass pledge week unless you get out there and do this."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on August 02, 2010, 03:23:35 PM
Are you feeling touristy punk?

(on the off chance that this wins, someone else can choose a photo for me as I will be away walking across catalunya from tomorrow)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 02, 2010, 03:54:47 PM
It's a bit unfair to do this as an official entry, so I'm not going to.  This is just for kicks because it is the first thing I thought of when I saw rumby's.


"Riggs:  Seriously, this will be the best shot ever! I really want that muzzle exhaust in the picture. We just have to time it right. Ok, one ... two ...

Murtaugh:  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!  Is it 'one ... two ... three, and then go?'  Or is it 'one ... two ... and then go on three?'

Riggs:  :facepalm: "
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on August 02, 2010, 05:22:30 PM
"just don't shoot it on my face"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 02, 2010, 05:30:32 PM
:|
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 02, 2010, 05:39:20 PM
I think this is the most choices I've had to choose from so far. Thanks tick, you are quite a blue crazy person.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 02, 2010, 06:15:03 PM
I think this is the most choices I've had to choose from so far. Thanks tick, you are quite a blue crazy person.
:tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 03, 2010, 01:02:11 PM
Boskypoo wins with his Rock Paper Scissors caption. PM sent in a min. Here are the standings.

El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
bosk1 - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Soundgarden - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 22
tick - 18
Adami - 18
rumborak - 14
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 03, 2010, 01:06:42 PM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/wheels.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on August 03, 2010, 01:07:34 PM
"Do you want a hot dog or a hot rod?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Marvellous G on August 03, 2010, 01:08:24 PM
Playstation 3, now in Sizzlin' Silver.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: robwebster on August 03, 2010, 01:08:38 PM
EDIT: On reflection, mine is shit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 03, 2010, 01:12:10 PM
Lonestars BBQ is not for pussies.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 03, 2010, 01:13:30 PM
He owns that and a hot dog is the best he can do?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on August 03, 2010, 01:23:59 PM
Who doesn't need a grill that does 0-60 in 7seconds?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 03, 2010, 01:25:30 PM
"Next week on Tool Time the Binford OMGWTFBBQ 2000"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on August 03, 2010, 01:26:41 PM
Two Al Gore Specials coming right up!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on August 03, 2010, 01:38:32 PM
The "new" Listeri-a-tor. Guaranteed to kill off all listeria and e-colli in your meats. Get the optional side burner to remove any genetically altered material in your food as well.

This product has been endorsed by Al Gore Inc.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Bombardana on August 03, 2010, 01:38:43 PM
Clearly he has an enormous penis.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 03, 2010, 01:41:03 PM
Screw hickory smoke, I smoke with octane smoke!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 03, 2010, 02:22:21 PM
Lonestars BBQ is not for pussies.

LOL you sarcastic......... :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 03, 2010, 02:24:22 PM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/wheels.jpg)

Psssh, mine has a hemmi.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Seventh Son on August 03, 2010, 02:25:29 PM
"This is huh wow"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on August 03, 2010, 02:28:33 PM
It's a bit unfair to do this as an official entry, so I'm not going to.  This is just for kicks because it is the first thing I thought of when I saw rumby's.


"Riggs:  Seriously, this will be the best shot ever! I really want that muzzle exhaust in the picture. We just have to time it right. Ok, one ... two ...

Murtaugh:  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!  Is it 'one ... two ... three, and then go?'  Or is it 'one ... two ... and then go on three?'

Riggs:  :facepalm: "
I love you for this.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on August 03, 2010, 02:56:42 PM
"Next week on Tool Time the Binford OMGWTFBBQ 2000"
:lol :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 03, 2010, 02:59:13 PM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/wheels.jpg)

"Cops need their food during car chases too, right?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 04, 2010, 02:40:37 PM
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO GRILL...FIRE!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 04, 2010, 04:20:53 PM
Bosk?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 04, 2010, 05:25:41 PM
"Next week on Tool Time the Binford OMGWTFBBQ 2000"

Tick, your last one was a close second, but I have to give it to Adami.

El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
bosk1 - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Soundgarden - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 22
tick - 18
Adami - 19
rumborak - 14
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 04, 2010, 05:28:36 PM
yay. I have to run, but I'll put a pic up in a few hours.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 04, 2010, 08:59:26 PM
(https://www.nrc.nl/multimedia/archive/00090/De_terrorist_van_Lo_90788a.jpeg)

Have fun.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 04, 2010, 09:14:18 PM
(https://www.nrc.nl/multimedia/archive/00090/De_terrorist_van_Lo_90788a.jpeg)
Yukon Cornelius, American terrorist. Coming this fall to the new NBC must see TV lineup.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 04, 2010, 09:16:27 PM
John Goodmans career has hit an all time low.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 04, 2010, 09:18:13 PM
A modern day Cat Steven fan gets ready to tailgate.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 04, 2010, 09:51:19 PM
"Bring your dad to school" can be tough for some kids in Iraq.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: antigoon on August 04, 2010, 09:56:13 PM
After his professional wrestling career ended, Mick Foley took to more common jobs.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 04, 2010, 09:58:55 PM
(https://www.nrc.nl/multimedia/archive/00090/De_terrorist_van_Lo_90788a.jpeg)

"Kids,  go to school, education is a blast! "
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on August 05, 2010, 12:17:32 AM
haha, two great ones Rumbo :D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 05, 2010, 06:03:53 AM
" Does this shirt go with my vest?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 05, 2010, 11:00:50 AM
(https://www.nrc.nl/multimedia/archive/00090/De_terrorist_van_Lo_90788a.jpeg)

Have fun.

Boris finally figured a way to get the kids in the back of the bus to stay silent.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on August 05, 2010, 11:15:42 AM
Open heart surgery....the Chechnyan way
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 05, 2010, 02:06:35 PM
(https://www.nrc.nl/multimedia/archive/00090/De_terrorist_van_Lo_90788a.jpeg)

Have fun.

This bling thing is getting out of control.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on August 05, 2010, 04:54:43 PM
(https://www.nrc.nl/multimedia/archive/00090/De_terrorist_van_Lo_90788a.jpeg)

"I know what you are thinking, but listen, its not that bad.  You shouldn't be scared.  A lot of men have brown beard and black hair"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 05, 2010, 04:56:12 PM
"Bring your dad to school" can be tough for some kids in Iraq.


:rollin  Okay, I'm not even going to try this round now.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 05, 2010, 09:30:31 PM
"Bring your dad to school" can be tough for some kids in Iraq.


:rollin  Okay, I'm not even going to try this round now.

QFT
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 05, 2010, 09:45:02 PM
Okay, so before I start, I'll just say Rumbo wins. But, to explain why: I was initially going to go with Ticks Cat Stevens one. I read rumbos, but it wasn't very good, then I noticed he edited it. And it won. But it was VERY close.


So rumbo wins, as stated earlier.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 05, 2010, 09:46:09 PM
El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
bosk1 - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Soundgarden - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 22
Adami - 19
tick - 18
rumborak - 15
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 06, 2010, 12:31:42 PM
Booya!


(https://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/files/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-22-at-8.42.35-AM.png)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on August 06, 2010, 01:00:19 PM
"May contain traces of nuts".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 06, 2010, 01:03:19 PM
It's not quite as erotic when squirrels deep throat
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 06, 2010, 01:05:39 PM
Mel Gibsons current reimaging of Braveheart was a bit too reflective of his current mental state.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 06, 2010, 02:09:17 PM
Booya!


(https://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/files/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-22-at-8.42.35-AM.png)

Squirrels haven't mastered the art of chuggin' beers.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 06, 2010, 03:29:37 PM
"Warbbghhl!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 06, 2010, 03:33:35 PM
Is that a beer iny our squirrel or are you just insane?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 06, 2010, 03:37:45 PM
Rat Koozies were becoming the rage in the deep south. Gots to keeps the Bud cold!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 06, 2010, 03:47:33 PM
Alcohol at Lonestars restaurant is not for pussies.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 06, 2010, 04:05:10 PM
Alcohol at Lonestars restaurant is not for pussies.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 06, 2010, 04:07:39 PM
Booya!


(https://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/files/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-22-at-8.42.35-AM.png)

If you buy a one year subscription to Roadkill Grillin' you'll recieve 2 free roadkill koozies!!! Act Now!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 06, 2010, 04:10:49 PM
Alcohol at Lonestars restaurant is not for pussies.

 :laugh:

As long as the pics are food related, I'm gonna keep throwing that one out there till it gets funny.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 06, 2010, 04:12:53 PM
Alcohol at Lonestars restaurant is not for pussies.

 :laugh:

As long as the pics are food related, I'm gonna keep throwing that one out there till it gets funny.

I think you need to use it in the political section in a serious debate.  I would just die.........
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 06, 2010, 04:15:36 PM
Alcohol at Lonestars restaurant is not for pussies.

 :laugh:

As long as the pics are food related, I'm gonna keep throwing that one out there till it gets funny.

I think you need to use it in the political section in a serious debate.  I would just die.........

I'll look for an oppurtunity. But since I can't post in AndyDT threads and I have no interest in Libertarian threads, there is basically nothing there for me. But I'll keep my eye out.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 06, 2010, 07:13:11 PM
Okay, I made a thread for you.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 06, 2010, 07:16:14 PM
.........nice.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 07, 2010, 07:16:23 AM
I hate animal porn.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 07, 2010, 08:40:31 AM
"Warbbghhl!"

:lol

Winner.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 08, 2010, 08:02:23 PM
Yo bosk, don't fall asleep on the job!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on August 09, 2010, 02:34:00 AM
Have you PMed him?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 09, 2010, 07:51:11 AM
Note to judges...
Part of your responsibility when you pick your winner is sending them a pm letting them know they won. If you don't do this, it can take days for them to realize they were the winner.
Thanks for your cooperation. :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 09, 2010, 09:46:59 AM
Have you PMed him?

Twice.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 10, 2010, 06:07:25 AM
Where are you, oh imperial leader? :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on August 10, 2010, 06:25:36 AM
He's probably out looking for hat he lost.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 10, 2010, 08:35:23 AM
Sorry, I was out and away from the computer for a few days.

El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
bosk1 - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Soundgarden - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 22
Adami - 19
tick - 18
rumborak - 15
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 7

And now for the pic...

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/Misc/elsa_sprinkler.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 10, 2010, 08:42:56 AM
Sorry, I was out and away from the computer for a few days.


That's not a bad thing, Bosk. :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 10, 2010, 08:44:14 AM
as the magic sprinkler turned Marty Feldman into a Dog.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on August 10, 2010, 02:23:24 PM
OH LAWD SAVE THE COOKIES!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 10, 2010, 02:26:34 PM
Lonestars Dog is not a pussy!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 10, 2010, 03:38:40 PM
Doggy laser shows are awesome.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 10, 2010, 05:22:25 PM
"tha' fuck is this?  Surprise bath?  DO NOT WANT!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on August 10, 2010, 09:49:01 PM

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/Misc/elsa_sprinkler.jpg)

NO!, the kids are in the grass somewhere.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 11, 2010, 11:21:45 AM
Doggy laser shows are awesome.

The king is still the King. 

El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
bosk1 - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Soundgarden - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
Adami - 19
tick - 18
rumborak - 15
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 11, 2010, 01:51:49 PM
Thank you Bosk1!!  I'll post a picture when I get home!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 11, 2010, 04:01:44 PM
Have at it!!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/kidchair.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on August 11, 2010, 04:03:02 PM
David During Dentist.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on August 11, 2010, 04:03:18 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/kidchair.jpg)

I told you band practice during Mr Lopes lessons wasn't a good idea.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 11, 2010, 04:03:34 PM
"I heard little Jimmy was in the hospital? What for?"

"Stool problems."

"Oh, ok."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 11, 2010, 04:21:24 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/kidchair.jpg)
"At Brooklawn College, we teach you all the skills you need to become a certified serial killer. Its a competitive market these days and everyone thinks they have the goods to leave um in the woods. At our school, you gets hands on training you won't find anywhere else. Kids, old lady's, pregnant women, take your pick. We will give you the skill to kill. Stop by our campus for a free tour or visit us online at brooklawndeadinthewoods.com On classes start in September and space is limited. If you can't get your fill of the thrill of the kill, Brooklawn College."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 11, 2010, 04:27:14 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/kidchair.jpg)

That's why Transformers should never mate with humans.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on August 11, 2010, 04:28:59 PM
And from that point on, members of the WWE were no longer invited to the visit elementary schools.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 11, 2010, 04:29:57 PM
Oh, crap!  We're almost at 100 pages.  I have to hurry up and lock this.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 11, 2010, 04:33:46 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/kidchair.jpg)

Even domestic violence can be funny!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on August 11, 2010, 06:17:07 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/kidchair.jpg)

Not recognizing the metaphor for what it was, Jimmy took the angry teacher's admonition to "sit down and make love to that chair" all too literally.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on August 11, 2010, 06:46:18 PM
Fucking chairs, how do they work?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 11, 2010, 06:50:21 PM
Holy seat!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 11, 2010, 06:51:38 PM
Nick fails for the first time.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 11, 2010, 07:22:59 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/kidchair.jpg)
"Mom, I changed my mind. Roy is ok. I don't mind if you date him. I'll eat spinach. I'll clean my room. I'll get an A in math. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 11, 2010, 08:43:11 PM
The result of health care reform.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 11, 2010, 11:42:11 PM
If Johnny told you to put your head in a band saw would you do that too?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on August 12, 2010, 12:52:31 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/kidchair.jpg)

Chair-On! Apply directly to forehead!
Chair-On! Apply directly to forehead!
Chair-On! Apply directly to forehead!
Chair-On! Apply directly to forehead!
Chair-On! Apply directly to forehead!
Chair-On! Apply directly to forehead!
Chair-On! Apply directly to forehead!
Chair-On! Apply directly to forehead!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on August 12, 2010, 12:56:45 AM
The seating arrangements at Lonestar's restaurant is not for pussies.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on August 12, 2010, 12:58:17 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/kidchair.jpg)

Peter Pettigrew exposed for the first time.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 12, 2010, 04:57:45 PM
Rumbo you are the winna!!

"I heard little Jimmy was in the hospital? What for?"

"Stool problems."

"Oh, ok."

Props to guitarded for, "Peter Pettigrew exposed for the first time".



El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
bosk1 - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Soundgarden - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
Adami - 19
tick - 18
rumborak - 16
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 12, 2010, 05:05:10 PM
(https://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2009/07/bodymod.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on August 12, 2010, 05:14:22 PM
When Lonestar opened up a new donut shop, it went right to his clients' heads.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 12, 2010, 05:18:01 PM
These loyal citizens of The Mushroom Kingdom are often overlooked as the more unpleasent aspect of their society.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 12, 2010, 05:19:24 PM
(https://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2009/07/bodymod.jpg)
LONESTARS DONUTS ARE NOT FOR PUSSIES!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BRGM on August 12, 2010, 05:21:10 PM
OMG that's gross! :O
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 12, 2010, 05:21:41 PM
(https://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2009/07/bodymod.jpg)
LONESTARS DONUTS ARE NOT FOR PUSSIES!

That's just cheap. Cool Chris totally got there before you.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: icysk8r on August 12, 2010, 05:22:06 PM
100TH PAGE!
I can't beat the "donuts went to their heads" one. So I won't even try.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BRGM on August 12, 2010, 05:22:33 PM
How did you know that?! :O
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on August 12, 2010, 05:37:01 PM
35 posts per page?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BRGM on August 12, 2010, 05:48:54 PM
oooooh, it doesn't matter how much space the post takes?! :O
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 12, 2010, 06:29:27 PM
(https://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2009/07/bodymod.jpg)

Khan: [quoting from Melville's Moby Dick] To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on August 12, 2010, 07:06:16 PM


When Lonestar opened up a new donut shop, it went right to his clients' heads.
LONESTARS DONUTS ARE NOT FOR PUSSIES!

Am I going to have to copyright the use of my name in this thread.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 12, 2010, 07:14:03 PM
(https://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2009/07/bodymod.jpg)

Mizzl and BRGM, after I finished kicking their asses.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 12, 2010, 08:28:28 PM
(https://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2009/07/bodymod.jpg)
America runs on Dunkin... or away from it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on August 12, 2010, 09:23:11 PM
Breast implants gone wrong.

Way wrong.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 12, 2010, 09:26:31 PM
"WE'VE SEEN THE ELEPHANT MAN A 150 TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER, EVERY TIME WE SEE IT!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 13, 2010, 08:00:37 AM
(https://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2009/07/bodymod.jpg)

The new fad of implants to look like bumper cars are all the rage.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on August 13, 2010, 11:47:59 AM
Trust me dude, the chicks can't resist it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 13, 2010, 02:17:04 PM
(https://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2009/07/bodymod.jpg)

Tuan an Chan's hike through the everglades turned out to be costly.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 13, 2010, 02:34:27 PM
Harrel and Kuzar go to Krispy Kreme.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 13, 2010, 02:57:40 PM
Harrel and Kuzar go to Krispy Kreme.

Last one in, and the best :lol
Winner!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 13, 2010, 03:04:57 PM
Wooo hoooo!!! I finally broke out of my slump! Thanks Rummy!

El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
bosk1 - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Soundgarden - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
Adami - 19
tick - 19
rumborak - 16
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 7

I will judge on Sunday night so you have a full two days to kick it! I'll be away for the weekend. Give me some good ones to come home to!

(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/002.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on August 13, 2010, 03:09:14 PM
Tattoos: $300
Baseball cap: $20
Lavender paint, shiny, bright green comforter, and an oversized blue crayon: $100
Trying to look metal in your 8 year old daughter’s room: Priceless
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Marvellous G on August 13, 2010, 03:09:48 PM
Metuhl poses - living with your mum never looked so cool.

EDIT: Damn semi-ninja!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on August 13, 2010, 03:12:38 PM

(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/002.jpg)

Hi sweetie, Daddy found your stash of weed.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BRGM on August 13, 2010, 03:26:14 PM
* snip * or w/e I type here

Mizzl and BRGM, after I finished kicking their asses.

Why me?! x'D and him? :S
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 13, 2010, 03:32:24 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/002.jpg)

Updating your Facebook status from anywhere with a computer can backfire when you're a child molester.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 13, 2010, 06:46:11 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/002.jpg)

Joe suddenly realized that when his wife suggested a "rescue the princess role-play", it was just an excuse to sleep with the Slayer roadie...cause this was one final boss he wasn't going to defeat.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 13, 2010, 08:33:49 PM
Yea I watch The Princess Diary Bitches!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 13, 2010, 08:39:32 PM
I'm in your daughters bedroom doing........uh....I dunno what I'm doing.............SABBATH!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LCArenas on August 13, 2010, 09:04:21 PM
... And he took it to the extreme indeed, because it takes a lot of balls to spread your sister's bedroom with Heavy Metal.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on August 13, 2010, 09:53:07 PM
In an intense metal-moment, Chuck didn't realize the door was opening and the neighbor's kid was back from soccer practice early.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on August 14, 2010, 03:28:37 PM
Tatianna's dad rocks out to her Beiber-Unplugged CD.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 14, 2010, 04:22:28 PM
"This isn't where I parked my Harley...oh well, ROCK ON DUDE! :metal "
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 14, 2010, 08:28:43 PM
Dude, I'm so baked I redesigned my bedroom.  It's kick ass!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 15, 2010, 07:18:24 PM

(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/002.jpg)

Hi sweetie, Daddy found your stash of weed.

Its a close one, but I will give the nod to Lonestar! :metal

I have to let you all in on a secret. This picture is one of my personal pictures. You guys cracked me up reading these because this guy is a personal friend of mine. He is as nice a guy as could ever meet.
The story behind the picture...

This is my 10 year old daughters room. I let my buddy John crash in her room the night of the Connecticut Rush show because he lives 3 hours from Mohegan Sun.( 2 hours from my house)
My wife convinced me to ask him to pose for a picture in my daughters princess room because he had a good buzz on when we got back from the show. I knew the picture would be hilarious! He agreed to let me take the picture, and I find it gut bustingly funny  when I look at it! :biggrin:

Thanks for some great captions! :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 15, 2010, 08:23:02 PM
Tick that is some funny stuff.  i just took a pick today that I think I'll use also.  You should have you buddy look at these.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 15, 2010, 09:30:36 PM
Fuck, I thought I had that one.

Great story though Tick, thanks for the great pic to caption.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on August 15, 2010, 10:28:17 PM
Thanks tick.


Here we go!!!!!
(https://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3oaydydLtNJKEoknLOH06Gzv3x8eF1ZjGbF7sUhTx2AIxlck&t=1&usg=__3PSYLK1kZlSfED4Hhcjy9Lor-L4=)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 15, 2010, 10:29:33 PM
The drive through at lonestars restaurant is not for pussies!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on August 15, 2010, 11:14:10 PM
The drive through at lonestars restaurant is not for pussies!
:facepalm:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 15, 2010, 11:14:50 PM
The drive through at lonestars restaurant is not for pussies!
:facepalm:

It was brilliant and you know it. You can just end the round now and give me the win, I'm sure everyone will understand.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 16, 2010, 06:29:53 AM
(https://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3oaydydLtNJKEoknLOH06Gzv3x8eF1ZjGbF7sUhTx2AIxlck&t=1&usg=__3PSYLK1kZlSfED4Hhcjy9Lor-L4=)
"Is there a problem officer?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 16, 2010, 07:48:36 AM
Thanks tick.


Here we go!!!!!
(https://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3oaydydLtNJKEoknLOH06Gzv3x8eF1ZjGbF7sUhTx2AIxlck&t=1&usg=__3PSYLK1kZlSfED4Hhcjy9Lor-L4=)

America needs to slow down. I mean drive thru mud baths!?!? Now I've seen it all.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on August 16, 2010, 07:49:54 AM
"Oh shit, my wife is going to get mad because I smoke in the car".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 16, 2010, 07:58:13 AM
Thanks tick.


Here we go!!!!!
(https://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3oaydydLtNJKEoknLOH06Gzv3x8eF1ZjGbF7sUhTx2AIxlck&t=1&usg=__3PSYLK1kZlSfED4Hhcjy9Lor-L4=)

This is the worst case of diarrhea I've ever seen.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 16, 2010, 09:14:55 AM
The drive through at lonestars restaurant is not for pussies!

I was going to make a rule that that meme is off-limits.  But, yeah, that was probably the best use of it so far EVER!  :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 16, 2010, 09:17:50 AM
The drive through at lonestars restaurant is not for pussies!

I was going to make a rule that that meme is off-limits.  But, yeah, that was probably the best use of it so far EVER!  :lol
When all else fails, reach for Lonestar.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on August 16, 2010, 09:21:19 AM
Damn, it's my first time to see a thread surpassing 100 pages in DTF!

Caption:
Smoking: Killing you slowly.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 16, 2010, 09:43:25 AM
"It looks like traffic is starting to move again. I wonder what the problem was?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on August 16, 2010, 09:49:53 AM
"It looks like traffic is starting to move again. I wonder what the problem was?"

 :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 16, 2010, 10:07:38 AM
I'll pull you out as soon as I get out myself...but first I got to finish my smoke.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 16, 2010, 01:07:56 PM
(https://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3oaydydLtNJKEoknLOH06Gzv3x8eF1ZjGbF7sUhTx2AIxlck&t=1&usg=__3PSYLK1kZlSfED4Hhcjy9Lor-L4=)

"Let me quickly check the sign .... yup, I'm in Pakistan."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on August 16, 2010, 01:49:35 PM
Good thing I installed those new mud flaps this morning.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 16, 2010, 02:16:27 PM
Thanks tick.


Here we go!!!!!
(https://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3oaydydLtNJKEoknLOH06Gzv3x8eF1ZjGbF7sUhTx2AIxlck&t=1&usg=__3PSYLK1kZlSfED4Hhcjy9Lor-L4=)

*exhales smoke*  Well kids, we made it to the La Brea Tar Pits.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on August 16, 2010, 02:20:10 PM
The drive through at lonestars restaurant is not for pussies!

I was going to make a rule that that meme is off-limits.  But, yeah, that was probably the best use of it so far EVER!  :lol
When all else fails, reach for Lonestar.
That's what all the ladies say.

"It looks like traffic is starting to move again. I wonder what the problem was?"
And a win too!!!


And adami, you were THIS close, btw.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 16, 2010, 03:02:10 PM
Thanks Lonestar!!! I'm on a roll babay!

El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
bosk1 - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Soundgarden - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
tick - 20
Adami - 19
rumborak - 16
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 7

Added my win and Lonestars last win.
and now...

(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/gore_large1.jpg)


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 16, 2010, 03:04:54 PM
"This spells 'f.r.e.e.d.o.m.'  It means nothing to me!  As long as there's a *glances at Tipper in the kitchen and raises voice* P! M! R! C!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on August 16, 2010, 03:12:38 PM
"Who the hell got in to my CD collection and rearranged everything?! If only I had some sort of contraption to keep them secure, something like a lockbox."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 16, 2010, 03:15:29 PM
Now that I ditched Tipper I can listen to all the shit she slapped a "Parental Advisory" sticker on.  ROCK ON BITCHES!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 16, 2010, 03:22:09 PM
The music selection at Lonestar's restaurant is not for pussies :neverusethis:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 16, 2010, 03:23:19 PM
The music selection at Lonestar's restaurant is not for pussies :neverusethis:

Yea, no.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on August 16, 2010, 03:30:12 PM
"This spells 'f.r.e.e.d.o.m.'  It means nothing to me!  As long as there's a *glances at Tipper in the kitchen and raises voice* P! M! R! C!"

is that really Gore?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 16, 2010, 04:21:02 PM
Tipper!!!  Where did you put the Wasp CD with the song, "I fuck like a beast".  I've been wanting to hear that lately.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BRGM on August 16, 2010, 04:23:17 PM
Yeeeeeeeh
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 16, 2010, 05:04:03 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/gore_large1.jpg)

"Gore Metal. My favorite kind."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 16, 2010, 05:07:17 PM
"It's 5:30 on a Friday, and I'm ready to raise heck for the next 2 1/2 hours before bedtime!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 16, 2010, 05:11:19 PM
Tipper, remember smoking that bong listening to 2 Live Crue?  Those were the days.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Marvellous G on August 16, 2010, 05:11:29 PM
'Good God, do I have a craving for making a Lego Millennium Falcon right about now... I'd actually murder a child to get my hands on one. Hot damn.'
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 16, 2010, 05:18:25 PM
Bill Clinton:  Albert!!  Time For your Senate speach!!

Al Gore:  Awwww!!  Can I finish listening to this CD First?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 16, 2010, 05:34:46 PM
Al Gores new apocolyptic shirt depicting the outcome of Global Warming was a huge hit amongst todays youth.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on August 16, 2010, 09:15:01 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/gore_large1.jpg)


Once Al Gore invited eBay into his life, his music selection took a turn for the better.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 16, 2010, 09:22:21 PM
"Wait, does Clinton still have my Cradle of Filth DVD?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 17, 2010, 12:24:14 PM
"Wait, does Clinton still have my Cradle of Filth DVD?"
No offense folks but as I was reading these, none of them was doing it for me. Then as I read the last entry I said, ding! we have our winner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on August 17, 2010, 12:37:15 PM
peace sells, and i won an oscar, nobel, well you get where i'm going with this.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 17, 2010, 12:42:18 PM
Oh wow. I usually don't look in this thread, either.

Gimme a second...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on August 17, 2010, 12:43:31 PM
"Peace Sells, huh? Well that sounds like my kind of music. Let's see...."

Oh, didn't realize the round was already over  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 17, 2010, 12:45:22 PM
I think this would qualify for NSFW, a bit unsure:

NSFW













(https://static.stuff.co.nz/1279846072/134/3951134.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on August 17, 2010, 12:46:42 PM
Two bitches in heat.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on August 17, 2010, 12:47:40 PM
I forfeit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 17, 2010, 12:54:23 PM
I'm sick of my dog getting all the action.  Maybe I should act like her.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 17, 2010, 01:10:59 PM
(https://static.stuff.co.nz/1279846072/134/3951134.jpg)
Girl on right - 1:00 am
Dog on left - 2:15 am
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on August 17, 2010, 02:12:54 PM
I know what you did last summer!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 17, 2010, 03:34:56 PM
(https://static.stuff.co.nz/1279846072/134/3951134.jpg)

"Seriously? You can't decide?!"

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on August 17, 2010, 03:41:27 PM
I don't know, the one on the right is kind of a dog.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: cthrubuoy on August 17, 2010, 04:29:08 PM
There was an awkward moment of silence when John remarked he 'Wouldn't mind seeing those puppies'.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BRGM on August 17, 2010, 04:45:05 PM
Before    After
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 17, 2010, 05:38:21 PM
Paris Hilton eventually gave Britney Spears a new job.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 17, 2010, 05:47:26 PM
I think this would qualify for NSFW, a bit unsure:

NSFW















(https://static.stuff.co.nz/1279846072/134/3951134.jpg)
One of these things is not like the other.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 17, 2010, 07:02:37 PM
There was an awkward moment of silence when John remarked he 'Wouldn't mind seeing those puppies'.
:rollin Winner!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 17, 2010, 08:32:03 PM
There was an awkward moment of silence when John remarked he 'Wouldn't mind seeing those puppies'.
:rollin Winner!
Dude, you can't pick a winner in 3 hours! You need to give it 24.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 17, 2010, 08:32:41 PM
There was an awkward moment of silence when John remarked he 'Wouldn't mind seeing those puppies'.
:rollin Winner!
Dude, you can't pick a winner in 3 hours! You need to give it 24.

Noobs. I thought it felt a bit short.









No, that's what SHE said.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 17, 2010, 08:43:33 PM
There was an awkward moment of silence when John remarked he 'Wouldn't mind seeing those puppies'.
:rollin Winner!
Dude, you can't pick a winner in 3 hours! You need to give it 24.

Noobs. I thought it felt a bit short.









No, I would love to be banned.
Damn, I didn't realize its his first win! I'll update and get him on the scoreboard.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 17, 2010, 08:45:10 PM
The Standings...

El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
bosk1 - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Soundgarden - 1
Jamesman - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
tick - 20
Adami - 19
rumborak - 16
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 7

Jamesman gets his first win so I'll cut him some slack for not having a clue! :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 17, 2010, 08:47:37 PM
Who the hell edited my post?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 17, 2010, 08:50:12 PM
There was an awkward moment of silence when John remarked he 'Wouldn't mind seeing those puppies'.
:rollin Winner!
Dude, you can't pick a winner in 3 hours! You need to give it 24.

 :-X

I knew I should have asked; like I said, I barely look in here. Oh well, I think it'd be hard top the winner anyway. Or to top the second dog for that matter.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on August 18, 2010, 05:53:21 AM
I actually found that chick rather hot.



"Throw me a bone"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 18, 2010, 07:10:02 AM
Who the hell edited my post?
The DTF Phantom!(https://media.bigoo.ws/content/halloween/gif_ghosts/halloween_ghosts_77.gif)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 18, 2010, 08:47:44 AM
(https://static.stuff.co.nz/1279846072/134/3951134.jpg)

2009 Winner of "Most Disturbing Magic Eye Picture" contest.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on August 18, 2010, 09:35:33 AM
Who the hell edited my post?
The DTF Phantom!(https://media.bigoo.ws/content/halloween/gif_ghosts/halloween_ghosts_77.gif)


Phantom?    :rina:



















:neverusethis:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: cthrubuoy on August 18, 2010, 01:19:23 PM
I won? Sweet.

The standings!

El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
bosk1 - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
cthrubuoy - 2
millahh - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Soundgarden - 1
Jamesman - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
tick - 20
Adami - 19
rumborak - 16
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 7

Not sure if this has been used yet, I'm in and out of this thread so I haven't seen every page. Checked the last 10 though so even if it's a duplicate, it's not a recent one.

(https://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/unexplainable-pictures-japanese-toilet1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on August 18, 2010, 01:20:49 PM
"My friends don't believe the amount of shit my wife puts up with"

(eew, gross sorry lol)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 18, 2010, 01:35:04 PM
(https://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/unexplainable-pictures-japanese-toilet1.jpg)

"I ... WANT ... TO ... AAARH! Look away, I can't pee this way."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 18, 2010, 01:38:43 PM
AndyDTs ideal relationship.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on August 18, 2010, 01:39:59 PM
"Kids, don't flush your Asian women down the toilet when they get too big".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 18, 2010, 01:46:09 PM
"Would you like some head?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 18, 2010, 02:03:59 PM
Those crazy japanese.  Always finding a new way to clean your asshole out.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 18, 2010, 02:17:58 PM
So that's what it means when someone says they have to go number 3.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 18, 2010, 02:28:02 PM
Dis dont taste wike cat...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on August 18, 2010, 02:29:07 PM
Next time your wife tells you she's pissed off, tell her it is better than the alternative.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 18, 2010, 02:31:36 PM
Well if they're responsible for what goes in, they should deal with what comes out, right?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 18, 2010, 02:41:54 PM
"Excuse me miss, I think your in the wrong rest room."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 18, 2010, 03:42:49 PM
Dammit! They got my order wrong.  I ordered the girl with the urinal, not the toilet!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BRGM on August 18, 2010, 03:43:51 PM
slool, you're in ma' toilett, hehee...he...heh...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 18, 2010, 03:44:27 PM
Me chinese, me no joke, me go pee pee ON YO FACE!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 18, 2010, 04:34:19 PM
In Lonestars restaurant, toilets are not for pussies.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BRGM on August 18, 2010, 04:34:59 PM
I wanted to do that but the bush said NOOO!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 18, 2010, 04:42:10 PM
In Lonestars restaurant, toilets are not for pussies.

In lonestar's restaurant, the food is just that good.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on August 18, 2010, 04:47:14 PM
Surprise butt-sex!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 18, 2010, 04:53:01 PM
"Yo Dawg, I heard your girlfriend likes oral so I invited her into the mens room."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 18, 2010, 04:58:03 PM
She accidentally the whole...oh.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on August 18, 2010, 05:25:10 PM
"Sorry, wrong address. I was looking for the toilet at 1324 W. Belvidere"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on August 18, 2010, 07:23:12 PM
The space in Japan is THAT limited.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 18, 2010, 07:26:18 PM
"Honey, you look a little flushed."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: cthrubuoy on August 19, 2010, 11:13:19 AM
I know it's only been 22 hours but I may have to go out later.

Cool Chris wins with this

Next time your wife tells you she's pissed off, tell her it is better than the alternative.

The standings are now

El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
bosk1 - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
cthrubuoy - 2
millahh - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Soundgarden - 1
Jamesman - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
tick - 20
Adami - 19
rumborak - 16
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 8


PM sent.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on August 19, 2010, 12:05:14 PM
Awesome this is still going strong  :tup

(https://failfamily.com/uploads/pics/big/600-fail.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 19, 2010, 12:10:14 PM
Awesome this is still going strong  :tup

(https://failfamily.com/uploads/pics/big/600-fail.jpg)

The origin of the line, "I've got wood".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 19, 2010, 01:08:26 PM
I told you don't let Cletus make the special sauce!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 19, 2010, 01:09:28 PM
"OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!"
"What the hell did you eat?"
"I"M A GET THE AXE!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LCArenas on August 19, 2010, 01:11:54 PM
"CLETUS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NAKED IN THE WOODS! OUR ZOMBIE DAUGHTER IS GOING TO ESCAPE!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: cthrubuoy on August 19, 2010, 01:22:05 PM
6 months later, "Duelling Banjos" was born.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 19, 2010, 01:27:45 PM
(https://failfamily.com/uploads/pics/big/600-fail.jpg)

"Desperate Housewives"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 19, 2010, 01:40:32 PM
(https://failfamily.com/uploads/pics/big/600-fail.jpg)

"Desperate Housewives"
Even more desperate old man.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 19, 2010, 01:41:55 PM
The official Akransas holocaust re-enactment was slightly historically inacurate.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Marvellous G on August 19, 2010, 01:45:27 PM
Unfortunately, brix are too expensive for country people. Wood had to do for poor Cletus.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 19, 2010, 01:48:08 PM
No more cletus, let's call him something else. Like Nigel or something.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 19, 2010, 04:50:13 PM
Awesome this is still going strong  :tup

(https://failfamily.com/uploads/pics/big/600-fail.jpg)
Is your johnson on fire and your girls can't help with that itch?  With that kind of itch you need tough actin Tinactin!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 19, 2010, 06:46:44 PM
Director:  "Take one!"

Billy:  "Howdy, laydees!  Lookitcher mayan!  Nayow back at may.  Nayow backatcher mayan.  Now back to may. Sadly, he ain't may, but if he stopped usin' ladies scented body wawsh and switched t' possum urine, he c'd smell lahk he’s may. Look dayown, back up, where you at? You's on a fishin' boat with the mayan yer mayan c'd smell lahk. Wha's over yonder in yer hayand, back at may. Ah git it, it’s a jug a' my fahnest hooch with them teef y'all lost last coon hunt'n seasin.  Dang near anything's c'n happen when yer mayan smells like possum urine and not a pansy.  I'm on a pahl a' wood!  Yeehawwwwwwwwww!" 

Producer:  "My office!  Casting meeting!  Now!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 19, 2010, 07:56:16 PM
"STOP!......Hammer time."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 19, 2010, 08:07:10 PM
It's my turn with the sex box, and her name is Sony!   I hope Cool Chris is a Family Guy fan
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 19, 2010, 08:15:10 PM
Awesome this is still going strong  :tup

(https://failfamily.com/uploads/pics/big/600-fail.jpg)

Run for your life!! He's as old and dry as kindling wood!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 19, 2010, 08:16:40 PM
The paparazzi sure got what was coming to them after following Cloris Leachman to her family get together.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on August 19, 2010, 08:19:11 PM
Director:  "Take one!"

Billy:  "Howdy, laydees!  Lookitcher mayan!  Nayow back at may.  Nayow backatcher mayan.  Now back to may. Sadly, he ain't may, but if he stopped usin' ladies scented body wawsh and switched t' possum urine, he c'd smell lahk he’s may. Look dayown, back up, where you at? You's on a fishin' boat with the mayan yer mayan c'd smell lahk. Wha's over yonder in yer hayand, back at may. Ah git it, it’s a jug a' my fahnest hooch with them teef y'all lost last coon hunt'n seasin.  Dang near anything's c'n happen when yer mayan smells like possum urine and not a pansy.  I'm on a pahl a' wood!  Yeehawwwwwwwwww!" 

Producer:  "My office!  Casting meeting!  Now!"

 :tup
 :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LCArenas on August 19, 2010, 08:24:05 PM
Director:  "Take one!"

Billy:  "Howdy, laydees!  Lookitcher mayan!  Nayow back at may.  Nayow backatcher mayan.  Now back to may. Sadly, he ain't may, but if he stopped usin' ladies scented body wawsh and switched t' possum urine, he c'd smell lahk he’s may. Look dayown, back up, where you at? You's on a fishin' boat with the mayan yer mayan c'd smell lahk. Wha's over yonder in yer hayand, back at may. Ah git it, it’s a jug a' my fahnest hooch with them teef y'all lost last coon hunt'n seasin.  Dang near anything's c'n happen when yer mayan smells like possum urine and not a pansy.  I'm on a pahl a' wood!  Yeehawwwwwwwwww!" 

Producer:  "My office!  Casting meeting!  Now!"
:rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 19, 2010, 11:38:43 PM
"Let me stand next to your fire!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on August 20, 2010, 05:41:03 AM
Life at the ol' Jolie-Pitt Ranch.....where are the chitl'ins.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on August 20, 2010, 06:41:12 AM
(https://failfamily.com/uploads/pics/big/600-fail.jpg)

This fall, Fox proudly presents Dwight K Schrute, Pam Beasely, and Angela Martin in "The Farm"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on August 20, 2010, 10:37:45 AM
I swore I wasn't going to vote for anything that took the Old Spice route, as that is becoming overused, and thus no longer funny. But I got to 'possum urine' and lost it, so I'm going against my initial stance and picking bosk1.


El Barto - 6
bosk1 - 5
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
bosk1 - 5
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
cthrubuoy - 2
millahh - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Soundgarden - 1
Jamesman - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
tick - 20
Adami - 19
rumborak - 16
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on August 20, 2010, 11:13:17 AM

(https://failfamily.com/uploads/pics/big/600-fail.jpg)

"Lumpy Bed.....dirty bed pan....crazy nurse....DAMN THIS OBAMA MEDICARE!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on August 20, 2010, 11:14:16 AM
Sorry bro. a tad late. Try getting one in next round.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 20, 2010, 01:24:03 PM
I swore I wasn't going to vote for anything that took the Old Spice route, as that is becoming overused, and thus no longer funny. But I got to 'possum urine' and lost it, so I'm going against my initial stance and picking bosk1.

I swore the same thing, but the "Ah'm on a pahl o' wood!" line came to mind, and it just sorta came together from there.  :lol

I'll get a pic up in just a little bit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 20, 2010, 02:03:26 PM
Okay, here goes:

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/toad.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 20, 2010, 02:05:23 PM
Jamesman and his frog.


oh...and the obligatory "At Lonestar's restaurant, appatizers are not for pussies"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on August 20, 2010, 02:23:09 PM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/toad.jpg)

Serge was having such bad luck in the gay dating scene, he decided to make himself a Prince.
He went to kiss the little guy, but it seems old habits die hard.

Or

Hey Serge...The frog said "Ribbit", not "Rim-it"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 20, 2010, 02:25:37 PM
Okay, here goes:

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/toad.jpg)

I'll have the McRibbit Pounder, hold the pond scum.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on August 20, 2010, 02:56:02 PM
Okay, here goes:

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/toad.jpg)
Frog:"Fuck, where did my life go wrong?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on August 20, 2010, 02:57:40 PM
Okay, here goes:

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/toad.jpg)

MUST...OBEY...HYPNOTOAD
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 20, 2010, 03:22:30 PM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/toad.jpg)

"In Soviet Russia, we lick camel toad."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 20, 2010, 04:11:34 PM
Okay, here goes:

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/toad.jpg)

Tryouts for the Shrek, the live action movie.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: BRGM on August 20, 2010, 05:02:58 PM
In Soviet Russia, prince kisses frog



I dunno :S
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 20, 2010, 05:22:15 PM
Okay, here goes:

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/toad.jpg)

Tastes like chicken.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 20, 2010, 05:24:38 PM
Frog: Jokes on him.  The poisonous frog and I just had sex 3 minutes ago, so I'm still covered in his slime.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LCArenas on August 20, 2010, 06:08:20 PM
"So if I do it like this it will become a princess?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 20, 2010, 06:15:06 PM
"All glory to the hypnot............oh god get it off me!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 20, 2010, 06:19:47 PM
God damn french.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 20, 2010, 06:47:50 PM
You know if you went for my mouth, you could deep throat my tounge.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 22, 2010, 08:19:46 AM
"All glory to the hypnot............oh god get it off me!"

Yeah, this.  rumby was a close second.

El Barto - 6
bosk1 - 5
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
cthrubuoy - 2
millahh - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Soundgarden - 1
Jamesman - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
tick - 20
Adami - 20
rumborak - 16
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 22, 2010, 07:23:40 PM
Yay.

(https://files.sharenator.com/adolf_funny_rabbit_ears_The_funny_side_to_Hitler-s550x426-22859-580.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on August 22, 2010, 07:28:08 PM
Yay.

(https://files.sharenator.com/adolf_funny_rabbit_ears_The_funny_side_to_Hitler-s550x426-22859-580.jpg)

Springtime for Hitler.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: FinkPloyd on August 22, 2010, 07:30:04 PM
Yay.

(https://files.sharenator.com/adolf_funny_rabbit_ears_The_funny_side_to_Hitler-s550x426-22859-580.jpg)

Hitler: Oh Hai! What about my ears? Too big to hear you clearly.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on August 22, 2010, 07:41:07 PM
What's up dacht?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 23, 2010, 07:34:24 AM
Hippity hoppity, Hitlers on his way...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 23, 2010, 07:37:13 AM
Hitler. His first nude pictorial!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 23, 2010, 07:44:59 AM
The dogs of war won't negotiate.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on August 23, 2010, 08:51:07 AM
The previous Easter Bunny did not meet his standards.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 23, 2010, 09:19:42 AM
Yay.

(https://files.sharenator.com/adolf_funny_rabbit_ears_The_funny_side_to_Hitler-s550x426-22859-580.jpg)

I'm a little teapot short and stout.  This is my wolfie and this is my spout!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ariich on August 23, 2010, 09:39:52 AM
(https://files.sharenator.com/adolf_funny_rabbit_ears_The_funny_side_to_Hitler-s550x426-22859-580.jpg)
Adolf repeats his famous bunny-chicken impression for the camera.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on August 23, 2010, 09:57:22 AM
HARE HITLER !!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 23, 2010, 10:58:43 AM
Yay.

(https://files.sharenator.com/adolf_funny_rabbit_ears_The_funny_side_to_Hitler-s550x426-22859-580.jpg)

Hitlers list.

1. Purify our race
2. Become a Playboy Bunny
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 23, 2010, 11:31:51 AM
At long last!  Hitler's diary found!

Quote
-Our forces being turned back on the Russian Front:  No problem.  Ve can handle it.
-Normandy being a success for the Allies:  Ve vill overcome dis too.
-My plot to lure out and punish my nemesis, Elmer Fudd, being a failure:  Suicide ist ze only option.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on August 23, 2010, 01:35:46 PM
Hitler, on one of his Jager binges, contemplates changing his troops marching style from the Goose Step to the Bunny Hop.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on August 23, 2010, 02:25:53 PM
Slipknot's Corey Taylor's new look
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 23, 2010, 08:14:03 PM
HARE HITLER !!

Winner! It was great. PM sent in a min.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 23, 2010, 08:16:06 PM
El Barto - 6
bosk1 - 5
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
cthrubuoy - 2
millahh - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
Adami - 20
tick - 20
rumborak - 16
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on August 23, 2010, 08:19:18 PM
Go!

(https://img820.imageshack.us/img820/1200/rudd.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 23, 2010, 08:26:40 PM
Go!

(https://img820.imageshack.us/img820/1200/rudd.jpg)

Judd Apatow's Fudge pack.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 23, 2010, 08:28:21 PM
Go!

(https://img820.imageshack.us/img820/1200/rudd.jpg)

Hop On Board Judd Apatow's Fudge Train.

FTFY
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 23, 2010, 08:29:40 PM
Go!

(https://img820.imageshack.us/img820/1200/rudd.jpg)

Judd Apatow's Fudge Train.

FTFY

I was thinking along the lines of Brat Pack. :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 23, 2010, 08:34:23 PM
Yea, I know that. But I figured, why not turn one good joke into two.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on August 24, 2010, 03:33:51 AM
Go!

(https://img820.imageshack.us/img820/1200/rudd.jpg)

It wasn't until they put their clothes back on that they realized how homosexual they must have looked...and how many people they blinded on the way home.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on August 24, 2010, 06:08:57 AM
Weezer's alternate album cover for their new album Hurley.  The band decided on using the cover without the band in the picture.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 24, 2010, 07:12:31 AM
Go!

(https://img820.imageshack.us/img820/1200/rudd.jpg)
The first annual DTF Summer festival.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 24, 2010, 07:22:51 AM
The squirrels regretted their decision to get out of the way.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 24, 2010, 08:02:14 AM
Go!

(https://img820.imageshack.us/img820/1200/rudd.jpg)

It would be safer if they held on to each other love handles.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on August 24, 2010, 08:20:40 AM
The new Schwin Tandem Bike....now with side impact douche bags.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on August 24, 2010, 09:02:05 AM
"I know a place where no cars go"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on August 24, 2010, 10:08:53 AM
Just give it to King.  Dont see it being beat.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 24, 2010, 11:07:15 AM
Just give it to King.  Dont see it being beat.

No, no, no.  Keep playing.  I love reading others.  Sometimes it's the last one in that catches the judges eye.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 24, 2010, 12:48:24 PM
In Judd Apatows recent remake of The Ten Commandments, he took some poetic liscence in the jews exodus through the desert.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on August 24, 2010, 01:30:04 PM
In Judd Apatows recent remake of The Ten Commandments, he took some poetic liscence in the jews exodus through the desert.
:rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 24, 2010, 02:14:56 PM
and then all at once they decided to use the stick shift. and there was great rejoicing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on August 24, 2010, 02:16:18 PM
and then all at once they decided to use the stick shift. and there was great rejoicing.
:rollin

god, i don't even care if I ever win, these comments are gold!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on August 24, 2010, 02:37:18 PM
nice ones so far, 4 more hours!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on August 24, 2010, 02:49:46 PM
OK...on the count of three....everyone BRAKE!

Next event on the Apatow Triathalon.....running backwards through a cornfield
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 24, 2010, 02:54:39 PM
Supergay

Forgetting Sarah Marshal, because she doesn't have a penis.

I love you man, seriously.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 24, 2010, 05:35:06 PM
Suddenly the annual sausage festival took an unexpected and ugly turn.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 24, 2010, 05:42:10 PM
The ball grabber express.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 24, 2010, 06:06:38 PM
Go!

(https://img820.imageshack.us/img820/1200/rudd.jpg)

Is that a Schwinn between your legs?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 24, 2010, 06:07:20 PM
 :lol You think that's a shwinn.  :lol


Edit: Nevermind, I'm an idiot.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 24, 2010, 06:14:26 PM
:lol You think that's a shwinn.  :lol

OH MY GOD!!!!! :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on August 24, 2010, 06:17:45 PM
By the way, that's not a caption, just a Burn After Reading reference to Kingsypoo.

What do you mean? That might even be a winner!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 24, 2010, 06:18:36 PM
By the way, that's not a caption, just a Burn After Reading reference to Kingsypoo.

What do you mean? That might even be a winner!

Fiiiiine.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 24, 2010, 07:11:05 PM
"Oh, wait, Steve--you said a NEW bike for six?  Well...this is a bit awkward for us all..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on August 24, 2010, 08:54:19 PM
and then all at once they decided to use the stick shift. and there was great rejoicing.

Ok Winner lol





El Barto - 6
bosk1 - 5
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
cthrubuoy - 2
millahh - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
tick - 21
Adami - 20
rumborak - 16
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 25, 2010, 06:38:42 AM
Wow, its an honor to win a round with so many great captions! :omg:
and for your next assignment...
(https://images.smh.com.au/ftsmh/ffximage/2009/09/16/accidental_death_wideweb__470x354,0.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 25, 2010, 08:02:59 AM
Wow, its an honor to win a round with so many great captions! :omg:
and for your next assignment...
(https://images.smh.com.au/ftsmh/ffximage/2009/09/16/accidental_death_wideweb__470x354,0.jpg)


Jeffrey Combs is doing theater dinner shows now?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on August 25, 2010, 08:05:08 AM
Wow, its an honor to win a round with so many great captions! :omg:
and for your next assignment...
(https://images.smh.com.au/ftsmh/ffximage/2009/09/16/accidental_death_wideweb__470x354,0.jpg)


Congratulations Ahmed, you are now a graduate of Dynamite University.  Go forth and use what you learned.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on August 25, 2010, 10:56:32 AM
"There's a passenger on board named Joe Salluchi....he's carrying a bomb"
"A BUH!"
"no..not a buh....a bomb"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 25, 2010, 11:17:57 AM
This scene from an "explosive" episode next week of Dr. AlaWHO Akbar. Only on Al Jazeera TV.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 25, 2010, 11:21:05 AM
Wow, its an honor to win a round with so many great captions! :omg:
and for your next assignment...
(https://images.smh.com.au/ftsmh/ffximage/2009/09/16/accidental_death_wideweb__470x354,0.jpg)


All hail the bomb made of toilet paper tubes.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on August 25, 2010, 12:09:00 PM
"But McGruber......!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on August 25, 2010, 01:38:02 PM

(https://images.smh.com.au/ftsmh/ffximage/2009/09/16/accidental_death_wideweb__470x354,0.jpg)

Grrrrr.....This bomb shaped sex toy has come between me and my transgender french policeman lover for the last time!  I am going to punch it!

Nooooooooooo!







Yeah....I got nothin  :|
I tried
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 25, 2010, 01:57:13 PM
Al Qaida leadership was especially pleased with the role-playing exercises in this year's "preventing sexual harassment" training.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 25, 2010, 02:11:30 PM
Alton Brown's final moments after snapping.

Come on people, bomb =/= Islamic terrorist.  Do they look Middle Eastern to anyone?  Be creative!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 25, 2010, 02:25:30 PM
Wow, its an honor to win a round with so many great captions! :omg:
and for your next assignment...
(https://images.smh.com.au/ftsmh/ffximage/2009/09/16/accidental_death_wideweb__470x354,0.jpg)


Al:  "I can't believe it's done".
Mary: (on her knees) " What is is my master"
Al:  "Behold! It is the largest electric dildo ever made"!
Mary:  "Oh joyous moment.  I will shave my moustache"!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 26, 2010, 07:28:30 AM

(https://images.smh.com.au/ftsmh/ffximage/2009/09/16/accidental_death_wideweb__470x354,0.jpg)

Grrrrr.....This bomb shaped sex toy has come between me and my transgender french policeman lover for the last time!  I am going to punch it!

Nooooooooooo!







Yeah....I got nothin  :|
I tried

I loved it! :biggrin:
"I'm am going to punch it."

I found the fact you pointed out everything obvious about the picture and wrote it in your caption was actually funny. :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 26, 2010, 07:34:30 AM

The Standings...


El Barto - 6
bosk1 - 5
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
cthrubuoy - 2
millahh - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
tick - 21
Adami - 20
rumborak - 16
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 8
eric42434224 - 1

We have a virgin winner! Welcome to the score board! :tup

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on August 26, 2010, 07:36:28 AM
Hey!  I popped my cherry!
I will put up a pic as sson as I am able.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on August 26, 2010, 07:41:28 AM
Go!

(https://www.leegovatos.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pregnant-Bikini-Ice-Bathing.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 26, 2010, 07:46:16 AM
Bob and Doug McKenzie are in to some fucked up shit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 26, 2010, 07:50:04 AM
Go!

(https://www.leegovatos.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pregnant-Bikini-Ice-Bathing.jpg)

This is why South Park blames Canada.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on August 26, 2010, 09:00:21 AM
Russian home abortion kit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on August 26, 2010, 09:09:53 AM
Russian home abortion kit.

 :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on August 26, 2010, 09:14:06 AM
"Hey, I think her water just broke".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 26, 2010, 09:16:24 AM
"Of course we're sure the child will be raised well and well-adjusted.  Why do you ask?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 26, 2010, 10:59:24 AM
Go!

(https://www.leegovatos.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pregnant-Bikini-Ice-Bathing.jpg)

The Perdue baby popper.  Cook at -15 degrees celcius and add water.  Once the belly button pops, The baby is ready!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 26, 2010, 01:47:35 PM
"You see that chick? She know where it be. Soon as I finish this smoke, she gonna show me where that beer be at."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on August 26, 2010, 02:12:11 PM
Hasn't this one already been posted?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 26, 2010, 02:14:57 PM
Hasn't this one already been posted?
I wasn't sure, but I think you are correct. Oh well, we will let this one go. their are too many captions. I wish you posted this earlier.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on August 26, 2010, 02:24:31 PM
sorry guys...new here so I didnt know it had been posted.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on August 26, 2010, 02:29:35 PM
sorry guys...new here so I didnt know it had been posted.
It's nearly impossible to tell anymore. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on August 26, 2010, 02:41:35 PM
Go!

(https://www.leegovatos.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pregnant-Bikini-Ice-Bathing.jpg)

The new definition of fresh
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 26, 2010, 05:54:27 PM
"The hell is she doing?"
"Well this is her 5th pregnancy, she figured she should get used to taking a load on her face"
"Who the hell is she sleeping with?"
"Looks like elephants mostly"
"Ohhh well that would make sense since she's only two months pregnant"
"Yea, but you know what they say....an elephant in the tub is better than ice in the fridge"
"Who the hell says that?"
"Huh? Oh I don't know, I probably read it somewhere?"
"Where?"
"I think the bible"
"Oh....is that the one with jesus?"
"No, that's that Mel Gibson movie"
"Lethal Weapon?"
"Yea, that one"
"Interesting, so how's peggy?"
"Annoying"
"haha, I hear you on that"
"Yea, how's walter?"
"He's gay as always, and loving my penis"
"Word."
"I value our friendship"
"....................do you have any idea how badly I want to kill you right now?"
"Yes."
"eh....goodbye jacob"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 26, 2010, 07:52:47 PM
sorry guys...new here so I didnt know it had been posted.
No need to apologize. No one expects you to look through over 100 pages. Well, Adami probably does, but he doesn't count.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 26, 2010, 07:53:22 PM
I never count. :(


......of tuscany?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 26, 2010, 09:29:45 PM
I never count. :(


......of tuscany?

Boooooooo!!!!!!!!!  ;)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on August 27, 2010, 07:16:43 AM
sadly adami probably wins...any reference to the Count of Tuscany instantly guarantees victory at anything.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on August 27, 2010, 10:48:46 AM


Giving it to Zydar....simple and funny.


"Hey, I think her water just broke".


The Standings...

El Barto - 6
bosk1 - 5
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
cthrubuoy - 2
millahh - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
tick - 21
Adami - 20
rumborak - 16
Zydar - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 8
eric42434224 - 1

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on August 27, 2010, 11:41:21 AM
Wohoo  :laugh:

(https://www.redbeet.com/pictures-storage/funny/222832d1198361015_funny_pictures_hahahaha.jpg)

GO!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on August 27, 2010, 11:48:48 AM
Wohoo  :laugh:

(https://www.redbeet.com/pictures-storage/funny/222832d1198361015_funny_pictures_hahahaha.jpg)

GO!
The last time he threw out money to see his favorite band play live
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on August 27, 2010, 11:50:22 AM
HOLY SHIT! A girl with purple hair!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 27, 2010, 11:53:29 AM
Wohoo  :laugh:

(https://www.redbeet.com/pictures-storage/funny/222832d1198361015_funny_pictures_hahahaha.jpg)

GO!
Holy Shit! I tell you the truth Zydar when I tell you I just found this picture and added in to my photobucket about 10 minutes ago! That is freaky dude. :omg:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on August 27, 2010, 11:54:46 AM
haha that's uncanny!  :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 27, 2010, 12:35:50 PM
Many hopefuls attended the auditions for Queensryche's Cabaret II tour.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on August 27, 2010, 01:40:48 PM
Justin Beiber groupies await his arrival.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 27, 2010, 01:57:26 PM
Wohoo  :laugh:

(https://www.redbeet.com/pictures-storage/funny/222832d1198361015_funny_pictures_hahahaha.jpg)

GO!

Lenny and Squiggy sure haven't aged well.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on August 27, 2010, 06:00:41 PM
On this season of TLC's "Little People Big World", Matt decides to follow his dream and sing in a Midget Judas Priest tribute band.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 27, 2010, 06:18:02 PM
"Anyone want a piece of me god damnit?"
"Who are you a piece of?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 27, 2010, 08:34:42 PM
"Hey Sid, look at Sammy, he's throwing up again."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 27, 2010, 09:09:40 PM
The midget was strategically placed so that no one would notice the second shooter on the grassy knoll.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 28, 2010, 05:13:02 AM
Wohoo  :laugh:

(https://www.redbeet.com/pictures-storage/funny/222832d1198361015_funny_pictures_hahahaha.jpg)

GO!

Watch out!!!!  That midget has a lobster in his hand!!  RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 28, 2010, 06:35:05 AM
Guy in Yellow - " For some reason I'm dying for a hot dog and a Hamburger."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 28, 2010, 06:42:56 AM
Guy in Yellow - " For some reason I'm dying for a hot dog and a Hamburger."

Guy in Yellow doing his best Richard Simmons voice--"Those pants don't go with the studded leather vest"!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on August 28, 2010, 03:20:35 PM
(https://www.redbeet.com/pictures-storage/funny/222832d1198361015_funny_pictures_hahahaha.jpg)

OF SALESMEN!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on August 28, 2010, 03:24:13 PM
Many hopefuls attended the auditions for Queensryche's Cabaret II tour.

Just the thought of QR sinking this low made me chuckle :lol

Winnar!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 28, 2010, 11:48:02 PM
El Barto - 6
bosk1 - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
cthrubuoy - 2
millahh - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
eric42434224 - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
tick - 21
Adami - 20
rumborak - 16
Zydar - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 8



(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/Purple_hair_Sprite_6_.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on August 29, 2010, 03:55:18 AM
It's still a mystery to all of us why bösk1 makes pictures of his dolls
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 29, 2010, 05:34:00 AM
Boy those trolls you put at then end of pencils look so damn real nowadays.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on August 29, 2010, 06:44:09 AM
Lady Gaga in 10 years.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 29, 2010, 07:05:29 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/Purple_hair_Sprite_6_1.jpg)
Bosk having some Saturday night role play with his dolly.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 29, 2010, 06:12:00 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, Mrs. Icy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 30, 2010, 06:50:01 AM
If Phylis Diller had sex with a troll.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on August 30, 2010, 06:54:27 AM
Rina gets a make over.

(wut....WUT!!...neither she or volk come in this thread LOL)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 30, 2010, 08:13:47 AM
I see that Gene Simmons tapped the bride of Chucky.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 30, 2010, 09:50:04 AM
Rina gets a make over.

:omg:  :rollin

I have to give it to this one.  Tick, I debated for a long time whether to pick yours.  I really liked it, but felt that if we set a precedent for choosing "altered" pictures, it could get out of control and change the game too much if people started doing that in the future. 

El Barto - 6
bosk1 - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 3
emindead - 2
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
cthrubuoy - 2
millahh - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
eric42434224 - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
tick - 21
Adami - 20
rumborak - 16
Zydar - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 8

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on August 30, 2010, 11:39:49 AM
yay me..long time between wins.
I'll find a pic tonight...my photobucket access here at work changed just enough to make it near impossible to post a pic
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 30, 2010, 11:51:07 AM
Not sure where a lot of you get your pictures from, but here's some insight into how I drew that last one:  El Barto's last round caption along the lines of "WTF!  I girl with purple hair!" made me laugh, so I Google-imaged "purple hair," and the troll one was the first one that jumped out at me as perhaps producing some interesting comments.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on August 30, 2010, 12:04:25 PM
Some of my favorite search terms were "Holy Shit,"  "Dear God no!", and "god help us all."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 30, 2010, 12:08:11 PM
:lol  I think the lone search term that yielded the BBQ one was "what."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on August 30, 2010, 12:11:57 PM
people of walmart is just too easy..but I'll narrow it down later

the longevity of this thread is fantastic
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 30, 2010, 03:17:10 PM
Bosk, good call not choosing mine. It was a clear rules violation, but I couldn't resist!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on August 30, 2010, 08:39:16 PM
will judge tomorrow.


(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/fart.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 30, 2010, 08:41:29 PM
will judge tomorrow.


(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/fart.jpg)

The girl of my dreams.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on August 30, 2010, 08:44:31 PM
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 30, 2010, 08:51:15 PM
Mrs. Cozmo enjoys a nice day at the beach.....cozmo style.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 30, 2010, 09:03:22 PM

"How do I smell?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 30, 2010, 09:09:36 PM
will judge tomorrow.


(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/fart.jpg)

I just don't understand how I got an ass print for a suntan on my back?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 30, 2010, 09:12:04 PM

"How do I smell?"

French, with a hint of german.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 30, 2010, 09:12:25 PM
The next time Cherie said "I don't give a crap!" her friends had learned not to ask for further explanation.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 30, 2010, 09:14:42 PM
Reason #14 why the BFL (Blond Football League) never took off:  it took far too long to explain the proper relationship between center and quarterback.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on August 30, 2010, 09:15:33 PM
Many hopefuls attended the auditions for Queensryche's Cabaret II tour.














(yeah, I know, but it works with this one too!)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 30, 2010, 09:17:10 PM
A Bosk1 turkey.(Damn bowling terms)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 30, 2010, 09:17:28 PM
"Jesus christ, when you said you ate your ex girlfriend I didn't think you meant literally!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 30, 2010, 09:30:24 PM
"Jill, please leave me alone, I'm tying to sun bathe. We can do the hot dog thing later. Geez, sometimes having you as a friend is more like having a Dog."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on August 31, 2010, 05:14:32 AM
I believe I'm supposed to give 24 hrs so this one will run until this evening.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on August 31, 2010, 05:29:31 AM
These amateur porn stars are terrible.....damn bitch is eating the wrong rug!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 31, 2010, 06:34:07 AM
"HI, BILLY MAYS FOR THE INVISIBLE FORCE FIELD. ITS THE ONLY FORCE FIELD THAT STOPS UNWANTED PEOPLE FROM SITTING ON YOUR HEAD. CALL IN THE NEXT TO MINUTES AND WE'LL DOUBLE YOUR ORDER."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on August 31, 2010, 07:20:15 AM

(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/fart.jpg)

"Watch this Lisa, I am so going to fart on her.....RRRNNGGGHHHH......(grunt).....uh oh....I did an ooopsie poopsie!  :o
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 31, 2010, 07:54:35 AM
will judge tomorrow.


(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/fart.jpg)

See, I told you I could talk out of my ass!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on August 31, 2010, 06:22:49 PM

"How do I smell?"

French, with a hint of german.


Adami wins...LOL..but tick did the set up...but it's Tick's game...so...Adami wins......
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on August 31, 2010, 07:53:23 PM

"How do I smell?"

French, with a hint of german.


Adami wins...LOL..but tick did the set up...but it's Tick's game...so...Adami wins......
Hopefully Adami will send me some flowers or something.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 31, 2010, 07:56:58 PM
The above pic is me giving tick flowers.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on August 31, 2010, 08:03:03 PM
And it smelled like roses.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 31, 2010, 08:13:15 PM
And, tasted like chocolate cake, according to Wayne Static.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 31, 2010, 09:19:21 PM
(https://www.residentadvisor.net/photos/all070223globa/jjs5726.jpg)

El Barto - 6
bosk1 - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 3
emindead - 2
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
cthrubuoy - 2
millahh - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
eric42434224 - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
tick - 21
Adami - 21
rumborak - 16
Zydar - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on August 31, 2010, 11:33:27 PM
(https://www.residentadvisor.net/photos/all070223globa/jjs5726.jpg)



Choose wisely, cause I'm sure one of them is a trap
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 31, 2010, 11:35:58 PM
Sobriety isn't all what it's made out to be.

Problem and solution all at once.

"Hey, look it's Jose"
"Oh god, this is a trick isn't it"


Sorry, just wanted to.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 01, 2010, 04:50:08 AM
Jose Cuervo helping women seem hot since 1795.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on September 01, 2010, 05:31:10 AM
Tranny's Gone Wild #11  - Enjoy the latest batch of pre and post op chops!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on September 01, 2010, 06:00:04 AM
Do you even need math to solve this problem?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on September 01, 2010, 07:28:06 AM
Drink enough Jose, and even Owen Wilson here is marginally do-able
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on September 01, 2010, 08:08:32 AM
Girl on left:  "Good Smeagol takesssss care of the masssster of the preciousssss.  Drink, massster.  Drink."
Girl on right:  "And you're sure this will help us sneak into Mordor?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 01, 2010, 08:13:35 AM
Boy, prison & alcohol realy has hardened Lindsay Lohan.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on September 01, 2010, 08:22:00 AM
Paris Hilton's lesser-known cousin, Reno Motel6, poses for the paparazzi with a friend.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on September 01, 2010, 08:33:53 AM
Thats a man, man!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: cthrubuoy on September 01, 2010, 08:54:51 AM
Wet Willy is imminent.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 01, 2010, 10:49:55 AM
Jose Cuervo, the official Tequila of the Womans Tennis Association.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on September 01, 2010, 10:52:43 AM
When beer goggles just won't do... trust Jose Cuervo to give you a booze blindfold.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on September 01, 2010, 10:55:55 AM
Jose Cuervo, the official Tequila of the Womans Tennis Association.


...lol...fabulous.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 01, 2010, 11:07:02 AM
I was told you need a worm to fish for men so the only place I know where to find a worm is in a Cuervo bottle. *Blech*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on September 01, 2010, 12:12:51 PM
They better be good
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Seventh Son on September 01, 2010, 12:20:45 PM
(https://www.residentadvisor.net/photos/all070223globa/jjs5726.jpg)

"Jose Quervo, we help ugly chicks to get laid."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on September 01, 2010, 12:23:54 PM
(https://www.residentadvisor.net/photos/all070223globa/jjs5726.jpg)

"Do you think it'll fit?"

"After we're through with it? Probably."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: icysk8r on September 01, 2010, 12:25:46 PM
(https://www.residentadvisor.net/photos/all070223globa/jjs5726.jpg)

"Where are the dudes at this party?"
*Man in the background points in the right direction*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 01, 2010, 02:07:57 PM
(https://www.residentadvisor.net/photos/all070223globa/jjs5726.jpg)
When did the villain from the movie Die Hard get a sex change?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 01, 2010, 07:40:25 PM
Bump.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on September 01, 2010, 08:24:17 PM
Is it bad that I am attracted to the one on the left?  :sadpanda:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 01, 2010, 08:24:44 PM
Is it bad that I am attracted to the one on the left?  :sadpanda:

Not if that's your caption.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 01, 2010, 08:25:39 PM
Drink Jose Cuervo for a year and you too can have Karl Malden's nose.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 01, 2010, 09:18:40 PM
Paris Hilton's lesser-known cousin, Reno Motel6, poses for the paparazzi with a friend.

Winrar. The Reno Motel6 thing was what did it. PM sent in a moment.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on September 01, 2010, 09:59:19 PM
Is it bad that I am attracted to the one on the left?  :sadpanda:

Not if that's your caption.

well its not my caption.....    :sadpanda:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on September 01, 2010, 11:57:26 PM
In retrospect, "Cleveland Motel6" would have been even funnier.  But whatever.

El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 3
emindead - 2
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
cthrubuoy - 2
millahh - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
eric42434224 - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
tick - 21
Adami - 21
rumborak - 16
Zydar - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 8
bosk1 - 7


(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/0hb.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Seventh Son on September 02, 2010, 12:26:04 AM
"Guys, do my boobs look big to you?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 02, 2010, 05:25:31 AM
Ben, Jerry, and Chong take time out of there busy schedule to pose for a picture.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on September 02, 2010, 06:26:44 AM
Kentucky Wallmart Greeters pose for their Employee of the Month photos.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 02, 2010, 07:49:21 AM
Bachman Turner Overdrive are still playing state fairs down south I see.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on September 02, 2010, 07:57:33 AM
The Stripper's Union won't let the Chippendales retire just yet.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: AwakeFromOctavarium on September 02, 2010, 08:04:30 AM
Where are the two other dwarves? We are about to embark!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 02, 2010, 08:07:53 AM
Now you see why I don't wear overalls.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on September 02, 2010, 08:11:52 AM
They tooker jooooooooooob!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 02, 2010, 08:44:46 AM

"Tea anyone?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on September 02, 2010, 08:49:32 AM
ZZ top cover band
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on September 02, 2010, 11:32:15 AM
City Commission of Mound Bayou, Mississippi
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 02, 2010, 11:34:16 AM
What a pussy that guy in the middle is.  SHOW US SOME SKIN, DAMMIT!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on September 02, 2010, 11:37:48 AM
Billy-Bob, Little John, and Ricky-Lee didn’t receive word Ned Beatty cancelled the stop in their town on his book-signing tour. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 02, 2010, 01:44:57 PM
The Governor of Alabama's secret service.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on September 02, 2010, 02:46:02 PM
Three Local Farmers Campaign Hard to Bring Farm-Aid to the Area.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on September 02, 2010, 11:23:31 PM
Kentucky Wallmart Greeters pose for their Employee of the Month photos.

Tick, you were SOOOOOOOO close, but this one had me.  I know I'm 26 minutes early, but I gotta go to bed.  Ytse wins.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 02, 2010, 11:27:32 PM
Damnit, I forgot to enter. Ah well.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on September 03, 2010, 05:56:04 AM
nice...almost back to back...when it rains it pours.

I'll post one tonight....give everyone a "caption break" during the day today.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 03, 2010, 06:40:37 AM
Kentucky Wallmart Greeters pose for their Employee of the Month photos.
Tick, you were SOOOOOOOO close, but this one had me.  I know I'm 26 minutes early, but I gotta go to bed.  Ytse wins.
Which one was close?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on September 03, 2010, 08:06:12 PM
All right ladies and gents...lets see those captions, and er...try to keep them short.

(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/world-dwarf-games7.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 03, 2010, 08:25:55 PM
All right ladies and gents...lets see those captions, and er...try to keep them short.

(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/world-dwarf-games7.jpg)

Shouldn't ths race be in the kiddie pool?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Seventh Son on September 03, 2010, 08:33:09 PM
(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/world-dwarf-games7.jpg)

"So, you come here often?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on September 03, 2010, 09:51:02 PM
The little persons equivoloent of swimming the English Channel.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 03, 2010, 10:25:27 PM
Tonight ,on Little Britain.


or


"Hey bob, how are you?"
"Fine, you?"
"Fine"


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 03, 2010, 10:52:13 PM
OK, so after we make the turn, we form Voltron and win this sucka.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 03, 2010, 11:14:13 PM
 
OK, so after we make the turn, we form Voltron and win this sucka.
:lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 03, 2010, 11:22:12 PM
OK, so after we make the turn, we form Voltron and win this sucka.

That might be random enough to win.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 03, 2010, 11:26:23 PM
OK, so after we make the turn, we form Voltron and win this sucka.

That might be random enough to win.

I was thinking of trying my hand at this pic, but then I read this and quit
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 04, 2010, 04:49:21 AM
All right ladies and gents...lets see those captions, and er...try to keep them short.

(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/world-dwarf-games7.jpg)

"Hey Al".

"What Bob".

"Why are we wearing womens bathing suits"?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 04, 2010, 07:04:43 AM
girl on left-"Don't look over but that guy with the Red shirt keeps staring at my ass."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on September 04, 2010, 09:23:19 AM
I thought it was your turn to bring the water-wings!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on September 04, 2010, 09:32:36 AM
OK, so after we make the turn, we form Voltron and win this sucka.

stop now...we have a winner.

LOL....

will pm.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 04, 2010, 10:00:55 AM
Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
YtseBitsySpider - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
emindead - 2
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
cthrubuoy - 2
millahh - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
eric42434224 - 1
dreamtheatervt - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
tick - 21
Adami - 21
rumborak - 16
Zydar - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 8
bosk1 - 7

Have at it.  I might not be able to judge until after the SG concert Sunday night.

(https://filebox.vt.edu/users/mrouser/cup%20inspection.JPG)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on September 04, 2010, 10:11:49 AM
Matt's mother's attempts to prevent him from masturbating have recently grown more extreme.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 04, 2010, 11:19:02 AM
(https://filebox.vt.edu/users/mrouser/cup%20inspection.JPG)

The new improved Chino.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 04, 2010, 03:51:48 PM
I'm just glad he has his safety sandles on.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on September 04, 2010, 06:08:27 PM
This is the pussy who tried to eat at lonestar's restaurant.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 05, 2010, 01:55:22 PM
BRGM suits up for a nice day of basketball.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 05, 2010, 03:25:03 PM
The rose faces the front, rookie.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 05, 2010, 03:28:24 PM
When your parents said that around us, you should protect yourself from surprise buttsex, they didn't mean....you know what? Nevermind, hey, what's that behind you?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 05, 2010, 03:37:26 PM
Al!  I've got an itch and I can't take off my glove. Can you do a guy a solid?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on September 05, 2010, 08:00:42 PM
"Hello, hello! Anybody home? Think, McFly, think!""
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 06, 2010, 12:23:10 AM
While I love potshots at BRGM, I also like B2tF, so I'm going with Emindead this round.  Nick has sent a PM
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on September 06, 2010, 09:48:37 AM
Oh, boy!

Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
YtseBitsySpider - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
emindead - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
cthrubuoy - 2
millahh - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
eric42434224 - 1
dreamtheatervt - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
tick - 21
Adami - 21
rumborak - 16
Zydar - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 8
bosk1 - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 06, 2010, 12:34:24 PM
Nice that we updated the standings. Any chance of a new picture?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 06, 2010, 12:36:09 PM
Nice that we updated the standings. Any chance of a new picture?

How about a new thread while we're waiting?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 06, 2010, 02:43:26 PM
Nice that we updated the standings. Any chance of a new picture?

How about a new thread while we're waiting?
Go start one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 06, 2010, 02:44:25 PM
Nice that we updated the standings. Any chance of a new picture?

How about a new thread while we're waiting?
Go start one.

No point if this one stays open, people will ignore mine. A mod should probably lock this one first.

I mean.....you go start one! This is your baby, what do I look like a baby snatcher? Well.....don't answer that..
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 06, 2010, 02:50:37 PM
Damn you Adami and your last line.  I had you all lined up. :laugh:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 06, 2010, 02:55:36 PM
Nice that we updated the standings. Any chance of a new picture?

How about a new thread while we're waiting?
Go start one.

No point if this one stays open, people will ignore mine. A mod should probably lock this one first.

I mean.....you go start one! This is your baby, what do I look like a baby snatcher? Well.....don't answer that..
You meant another caption thread? What's wrong with this one?
I thought you wanted to do a reverse caption game?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 06, 2010, 03:01:45 PM
Eh. I doubt the reverse one will last very long before it just fades away. I meant another one of these, since this is like 110 pages. Isn't it customary to close such large threads and replace them?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 06, 2010, 04:54:04 PM
Eh. I doubt the reverse one will last very long before it just fades away. I meant another one of these, since this is like 110 pages. Isn't it customary to close such large threads and replace them?
If Bosk thinks this one gets too big I guess we will start a new one?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 06, 2010, 05:11:37 PM
I will post a new picture in the morning if emindead does not post one tonight/ Still trying to figure out why he didn't?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on September 06, 2010, 07:54:52 PM
Because I have school!

24 hours! Go!

(https://imgur.com/cm3oa.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 06, 2010, 08:00:38 PM
Talk about bonerific.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 06, 2010, 08:01:36 PM
Because I have school!

24 hours! Go!

(https://imgur.com/cm3oa.jpg)
Man that Piranha 3D's special effects look great.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LCArenas on September 06, 2010, 08:02:21 PM
Enjoy the beauty of Synchronized Swimming. While you're at it THE SIAMESE WATER HUMANOIDS WILL HARVEST YOUR VERY SOUL.



Also @Adami: :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 06, 2010, 08:02:33 PM
Terminator 5: God Damn We're Running Out of Ideas.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 06, 2010, 08:05:09 PM
I'd hate to see how those conjoined twins dry off after an event.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 06, 2010, 11:28:32 PM
Because I have school!

24 hours! Go!

(https://imgur.com/cm3oa.jpg)

And then Joseph Gordon-Levitt leaned over to DiCaprio and Said, "Paradox".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 06, 2010, 11:32:00 PM
Meh. Nevermind, this one wasn't so good.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 07, 2010, 07:17:27 AM
Synchronized swimming gone wrong.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on September 07, 2010, 08:26:45 AM
(https://imgur.com/cm3oa.jpg)

Invisible 69
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on September 07, 2010, 08:37:16 AM
the skeletor twins ribbed the competition.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on September 07, 2010, 08:50:39 AM
Wonder Twin Powers.....ACTIVATE!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on September 07, 2010, 09:01:32 AM
(https://imgur.com/cm3oa.jpg)

When hammer-throw was taken off the list of Olympic sports, the Eastern European countries tried their best to give those athletes a new home.

rumborak

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 07, 2010, 09:35:24 AM
I'd hit it.  Wait, how would that work with a skeleton?  Hell, I'd hit it anyway.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on September 07, 2010, 09:37:11 AM
the new extreme acid pool synchronized swimming competition was short lived.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on September 07, 2010, 10:45:23 AM
After models now also athletes are being investigated for giving a bad example to teenage girls who would like to be thin.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 07, 2010, 11:53:32 AM
The next video after the Robert Palmer one was not such a hit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 07, 2010, 01:47:46 PM
This new olympic event, monkeys in a barrel 200 meters is fun to watch.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on September 07, 2010, 02:23:44 PM
"And if you call within the next three minutes, we'll double your order of Melissa, the Human Shark RepellantTM at no additional charge!  Operators are standing by."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on September 07, 2010, 06:41:03 PM
20 min before I choose a winner!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on September 07, 2010, 06:57:36 PM
"'Twas indeed a noble experiment, but, alas!  The genre of music known as synchronizedswimmingdeathcore enjoyed only the briefest success."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JayOctavarium on September 07, 2010, 06:57:59 PM
 :omg:

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on September 07, 2010, 07:24:33 PM
:omg:
Runner up. lol, no.

But the winner is... Rumborak!



Rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on September 08, 2010, 09:23:43 AM
Excellent, Smithers!

Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
YtseBitsySpider - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
emindead - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
cthrubuoy - 2
millahh - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
eric42434224 - 1
dreamtheatervt - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
tick - 21
Adami - 21
rumborak - 17
Zydar - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 8
bosk1 - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on September 08, 2010, 09:23:52 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/unxplained-photo-1236062229-95297.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on September 08, 2010, 09:29:10 AM
Chopper, sic balls!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 08, 2010, 09:34:43 AM
First there was Cock fighting, now we have Dogie darts. Tis a sick world we live in.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on September 08, 2010, 09:59:16 AM
Hoverpup, I choose YOU!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on September 08, 2010, 09:59:41 AM
"Bat-dog, GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on September 08, 2010, 10:02:44 AM
Knowing he would soon have to brave the Fire Swamp again, Wesley aimed to come prepared--this time with flying puppies of unusual size.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: cthrubuoy on September 08, 2010, 10:31:18 AM
More proof was surfacing regarding Dumbo's secret affair.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on September 08, 2010, 10:34:48 AM
Rex, being a bit long on emotion and short on understanding, finally decided he had enough and it was time to fly the coop when it became clear Master would not stop referring to his mom as "that bitch."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on September 08, 2010, 10:39:51 AM
Never fear Underdog is here.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 08, 2010, 11:23:41 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/unxplained-photo-1236062229-95297.jpg)

What the Weekly World News didn't tell you is that Bat Boy had a Bat Dog.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on September 08, 2010, 11:41:23 AM
HE IS RISEN UP!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 08, 2010, 11:45:03 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/unxplained-photo-1236062229-95297.jpg)

The new hot games at bars,  Midget doggy tossing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on September 08, 2010, 12:04:20 PM
2001, A Space Odoggity
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 08, 2010, 12:06:02 PM
Dog farts:  Propulsion method and human repellant.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JayOctavarium on September 08, 2010, 02:01:33 PM
Rudolph's replacement
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 08, 2010, 04:02:05 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/unxplained-photo-1236062229-95297.jpg)

Gremllins 3 : Man's Worst Enemy
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 08, 2010, 04:03:13 PM
GOD DAMNIT STOP FLYING YOU DOG!

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 08, 2010, 05:15:01 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/unxplained-photo-1236062229-95297.jpg)

The Macy's Thanksgiving Day floats are getting smaller by the minute.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on September 08, 2010, 06:16:48 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/unxplained-photo-1236062229-95297.jpg)

It soon became apparent to everyone, that Melvin's experiments with helium had gone sickeningly too far.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 09, 2010, 01:53:40 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/unxplained-photo-1236062229-95297.jpg)

Fred's reaction when Portnoy left Dream Theater

fix'd
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on September 09, 2010, 02:17:07 PM
GOD DAMNIT STOP FLYING YOU DOG!

The only one that actually took the guy's facial expression into account. Winnah. :lol

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: RoeDent on September 09, 2010, 02:44:13 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/unxplained-photo-1236062229-95297.jpg)

The London 2012 Olympics were so overbudget they couldn't afford javelins, so they had to use dogs instead...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on September 09, 2010, 03:08:21 PM
Bill was astounded to discover that, when thrown, his beagle's penis looked larger.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on September 09, 2010, 03:12:01 PM
Rounds over guys.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 09, 2010, 05:20:26 PM
El Barto - 6
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
YtseBitsySpider - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
Hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Eric42434224 - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
Adami - 22
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 17
Zydar - 14
Zerogravityfat - 12
Lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 8
Bosk1 - 7

I'm eating at the moment, I'll post a pic in a bit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on September 10, 2010, 07:01:22 AM
Are you finished eating?  :-*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 10, 2010, 10:40:45 AM
Are you finished eating?  :-*
Woops lol. I'll go find one right now.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 10, 2010, 10:47:39 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/a-wtf-is-wrong-here-211.jpg?w=500&h=333)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 10, 2010, 10:56:17 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/a-wtf-is-wrong-here-211.jpg?w=500&h=333)

The suicide note said only, "Why Pixar, why"?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on September 10, 2010, 11:13:33 AM
Mickey finds out his friends were being literal when they said Minnie was ‘fucking goofy’




Mickey reacts to reports that Michael Bay will direct the next Disney movie.




Reports say the suicide note read "Why, MP, why?!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 10, 2010, 11:20:26 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/a-wtf-is-wrong-here-211.jpg?w=500&h=333)

This is what happens when women won't allow men to have HDTV.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 10, 2010, 11:28:10 AM
Mickey just couldn't face the prospect that he wasn't relavent anymore, even in his own company.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on September 10, 2010, 12:56:43 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/a-wtf-is-wrong-here-211.jpg?w=500&h=333)

A mere whim of Walt Disney, to not endow Mikey "fully", would cause a lifetime of depression and eventual suicide.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on September 10, 2010, 01:03:31 PM
Mikey, doing his best C3PO.................."that's funny....the damage doesn't look that bad from out here"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 10, 2010, 02:02:36 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/a-wtf-is-wrong-here-211.jpg?w=500&h=333)

Mickey Mouse Behind the Drawings.

Mickey's death was ruled acidental by the Orlando Police.  Mickey and Minnie were known to experiment in the bedroom and it was discovered that he was into autoerotic asphyxiation.

Next, Mickey smokes honey from Winnie's secret stash when Behind the Drawings continue.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 10, 2010, 03:02:28 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/a-wtf-is-wrong-here-211.jpg)
One can only stand Miley Cyrus for so long.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on September 10, 2010, 03:03:55 PM
When Mickey saw the latest High School Musical movie on the Disney Channel he knew what to do.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on September 10, 2010, 05:32:13 PM
He realised what he put into the world with Miley Cyrus and knew what he had to do.....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JustJen on September 10, 2010, 06:45:02 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/a-wtf-is-wrong-here-211.jpg?w=500&h=333)

Somehow it never occurred to Billy as he went to fetch his little sister for a surprise game of "Shadow Puppets" that his setup might be less than ideal.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 10, 2010, 08:14:45 PM
"What a way to go. Its not even HD."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 10, 2010, 10:48:30 PM
Dear fellas,

I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw a Miley Cyrus music video once when I was away, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry. The Disney board got me into this TV show called "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" and a job as a principal actor on the show. It's hard work and I try to keep up, but my ears hurt most of the time. I don't think the director likes me very much. Sometimes after work, I go to the park and pet the dogs. I keep thinking Pluto might just show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doin' okay and makin' new friends. I have trouble sleepin' at night. I have bad dreams like I'm wielding a Keyblade. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. Maybe I should get Goofy a chessy spin-off series so they'd send me back into retirement. I could help the director while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense any more. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being ashamed all the time. I've decided not to stay. I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old cartoon like me.

Mickey M.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on September 10, 2010, 10:57:07 PM
^^ Holy shit :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 10, 2010, 11:00:07 PM
Dear fellas,

I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw a Miley Cyrus music video once when I was away, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry. The Disney board got me into this TV show called "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" and a job as a principal actor on the show. It's hard work and I try to keep up, but my ears hurt most of the time. I don't think the director likes me very much. Sometimes after work, I go to the park and pet the dogs. I keep thinking Pluto might just show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doin' okay and makin' new friends. I have trouble sleepin' at night. I have bad dreams like I'm wielding a Keyblade. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. Maybe I should get Goofy a chessy spin-off series so they'd send me back into retirement. I could help the director while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense any more. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being ashamed all the time. I've decided not to stay. I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old cartoon like me.

Mickey M.
/

God damnit, I have no idea if I should read this in Mickeys voice or Brooks. I kept going back and forth, hell I even read parts of it in Reds voice.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 10, 2010, 11:37:37 PM
Dear fellas,

I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw a Miley Cyrus music video once when I was away, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry. The Disney board got me into this TV show called "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" and a job as a principal actor on the show. It's hard work and I try to keep up, but my ears hurt most of the time. I don't think the director likes me very much. Sometimes after work, I go to the park and pet the dogs. I keep thinking Pluto might just show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doin' okay and makin' new friends. I have trouble sleepin' at night. I have bad dreams like I'm wielding a Keyblade. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. Maybe I should get Goofy a chessy spin-off series so they'd send me back into retirement. I could help the director while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense any more. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being ashamed all the time. I've decided not to stay. I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old cartoon like me.

Mickey M.

(https://richavady.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/tyson-spinks.jpg)

ding ding ding
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on September 10, 2010, 11:43:45 PM
Dear fellas,

I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw a Miley Cyrus music video once when I was away, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry. The Disney board got me into this TV show called "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" and a job as a principal actor on the show. It's hard work and I try to keep up, but my ears hurt most of the time. I don't think the director likes me very much. Sometimes after work, I go to the park and pet the dogs. I keep thinking Pluto might just show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doin' okay and makin' new friends. I have trouble sleepin' at night. I have bad dreams like I'm wielding a Keyblade. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. Maybe I should get Goofy a chessy spin-off series so they'd send me back into retirement. I could help the director while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense any more. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being ashamed all the time. I've decided not to stay. I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old cartoon like me.

Mickey M.
I think you might have won the whole fucking thread with that one.  Well done, my boy.





 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 10, 2010, 11:47:23 PM
To all who replied: Thanks a bunch! I guess it was just right place at the right time.  :)

Even if I might not win, I am honored to have Lonestar give me kudos
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 10, 2010, 11:51:09 PM
If you don't win, I will gouge out Adami's eyes and skullfuck him.  (sorry watched Full Metal Jacket recently)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 10, 2010, 11:53:32 PM
Ok, no more posts about ThroughHerEyesDudes post. Sorry, I just don't want to discourage other people from trying.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 10, 2010, 11:54:11 PM
If you don't win, I will gouge out Adami's eyes and skullfuck him.  (sorry watched Full Metal Jacket recently)

Love that movie! have you seen "Full Metal Disney"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3woEDTUbDYg
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 10, 2010, 11:58:44 PM
Ok, no more posts about ThroughHerEyesDudes post. Sorry, I just don't want to discourage other people from trying.

No prob. I actually like the one about Mickey behind the Drawing.
Pure gold!  :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 11, 2010, 05:18:19 AM
Ok, no more posts about ThroughHerEyesDudes post. Sorry, I just don't want to discourage other people from trying.

No prob. I actually like the one about Mickey behind the Drawing.
Pure gold!  :lol

Why thank you.  :)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 11, 2010, 01:48:42 PM
If you don't win, I will gouge out Adami's eyes and skullfuck him.  (sorry watched Full Metal Jacket recently)
I have front row seats for that, with a meet and greet and a souvenir laminate. It was only 200 bucks!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 11, 2010, 01:53:35 PM
Ok then, I have picked a winner. And it might, or might not result in my eyes being gouged out.


And the winner is.............




....going to be announced after this short break.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 11, 2010, 01:55:11 PM
(https://www.lostwackys.com/images/products/coke.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 11, 2010, 01:57:54 PM
And we're back.

And the winner is ...... ThroughMyWordsDude7

Very nice. Congrats on your first win, please don't be so awesome in the future, it will ruin people like me's chances.

El Barto - 6
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
YtseBitsySpider - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
Hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Eric42434224 - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
Adami - 22
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 17
Zydar - 14
Zerogravityfat - 12
Lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 8
Bosk1 - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 11, 2010, 05:17:47 PM
That's damn funny Adami. :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 11, 2010, 07:57:36 PM
 OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

I WON!...I wanna thank Mickey, Shawshank Redemption, Lonestar, Adami, and of course...Celing cat.

Here's my pic:

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3540/3347119129_c8943077e4.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 11, 2010, 08:06:37 PM
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3540/3347119129_c8943077e4.jpg)

FTFY

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 11, 2010, 08:10:17 PM
The Empire's new walker prototype still strugled to defeat the simplist Rebel defenses.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on September 11, 2010, 08:12:05 PM
AP NYC 2032- After his capture the serial killer robot "Bebot 6" claimed that he began to sneak out of his human families home late at night seeking random victims to kill, after being told to do so by the radiator.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on September 11, 2010, 09:01:12 PM
Honey, will you open the door for the Imperial Walker before he pees on my new floor.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 11, 2010, 09:04:01 PM
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3540/3347119129_c8943077e4.jpg)

FTFY



What does it mean? I ask because it could mean the difference between an epic lol or fail
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 11, 2010, 09:11:15 PM
Your link didn't show the picture. His did. FTFY means "Fixed that for you". It's not a caption.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 11, 2010, 09:13:50 PM
Your link didn't show the picture. His did. FTFY means "Fixed that for you". It's not a caption.

Oh... :facepalm: :loser:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JayOctavarium on September 11, 2010, 11:14:19 PM
Can iz be ungrounded? i promize i wont tries to destroy rebel base no more
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 12, 2010, 04:27:35 AM
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3540/3347119129_c8943077e4.jpg)

FTFY



Honey! Where's the leash? Walker has to go outside and drop off some rebel scum.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 12, 2010, 07:00:07 AM
"Honey, WRX9 is scratching on the door. Can you let him out, he needs to empty his 7th vector valve."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 12, 2010, 12:47:12 PM
I find your lack of leash disturbing.


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 12, 2010, 04:24:27 PM
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3540/3347119129_c8943077e4.jpg)

FTFY



He's ok to let out, It's not like it Hoth out there.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on September 12, 2010, 04:38:49 PM
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3540/3347119129_c8943077e4.jpg)

FTFY

He's ok to let out, It's not like it Hoth out their.

 :lol  , im not even gonna try after that one
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on September 12, 2010, 07:33:06 PM
Unfortunately, George Lucas had to fire the hearing-impaired set designer who had mistakenly built "Iceth, The House Planet" instead of "Hoth, The Ice Planet."

(lol desperate attempt)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 12, 2010, 07:36:15 PM
"What? It's how tall? Ah god damnit, well....at least it'll make a nice addition to the Stonehenge collection........"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on September 12, 2010, 07:38:15 PM
*Ding Dong*

"Ah.... I'll get the door honey. I hope they're not trying to sell us Scout Trooper Cookies again."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on September 12, 2010, 07:42:20 PM
"What? It's how tall? Ah god damnit, well....at least it'll make a nice addition to the Stonehenge collection........"

Oh fuck that was brilliant. :clap:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 12, 2010, 10:07:42 PM
Adami Wins!

Loved the Spinal Tap reference, absolute Gold.

Now first place is tied!

El Barto - 6
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
YtseBitsySpider - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
Hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Eric42434224 - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
Adami - 23
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 17
Zydar - 14
Zerogravityfat - 12
Lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 8
Bosk1 - 7

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 13, 2010, 09:26:50 PM
Oh crap I won. Interesting.

Also, ThroughHerEyesDude, since you seem new to the thread, I guess I should tell you that you're usually supposed to PM the winner to let them know. It's all good, so when you win next time (soon I'm very sure) make sure to notify the winner of your pic with a PM.

Anywho,

(https://www.gonewacko.org/T2003/Weirdness/FingerNoseEye.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on September 13, 2010, 09:46:21 PM
Mmmm, I think he headed in the nose-iristern direction

(im sorry  :( )
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on September 13, 2010, 10:05:12 PM
Well, he said he was going to rip my eye out and skull fuck me, but I didn't think he was serious or anything. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JayOctavarium on September 13, 2010, 10:12:17 PM

(https://www.gonewacko.org/T2003/Weirdness/FingerNoseEye.jpg)


We told them not to tell David about Mike leaving while he was picking his nose...


(fail?)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 14, 2010, 02:45:11 AM
Now I ain't aint't he's a golddigger, but her ani't messin' with not empty nose....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 14, 2010, 06:14:24 AM
This picture represents the maximum potential for several of the younger members of DTF.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JayOctavarium on September 14, 2010, 06:18:24 AM
This picture represents the maximum potential for several of the younger members of DTF.
  do u mean age

or like forum age?

am i young?

I DONT WANT MY FINGER TO COME OUT MY EYE!!

im scared
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 14, 2010, 07:55:54 AM
Hey Al, You've got an eye booger.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on September 14, 2010, 08:18:53 AM
"Star Exclusive!  Long-hidden photos of Alvin Greene's competitor during the 2010 democratic Senate primary debates released!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on September 14, 2010, 08:24:51 AM
The booger went that way!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 14, 2010, 11:10:35 AM
This picture represents the maximum potential for several of the younger members of DTF.
  do u mean age

or like forum age?

am i young?

I DONT WANT MY FINGER TO COME OUT MY EYE!!

im scared

Age refers to actual age.  In terms of forum age, you are a noob, and will be for a while - but being a noob doesn't mean you fail, it just means you're a noob.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 14, 2010, 11:15:47 AM
You should see where my finger comes out when I poke my asshole.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on September 14, 2010, 11:24:49 AM
The Pakistani have been little help pointing the US in the right direction in their search for bin Laden. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 14, 2010, 11:45:13 AM
"Hmmm...Eye think its over there?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on September 14, 2010, 02:56:41 PM
I woke up yesterday, and told Bill I had a ton of Eye Boogers.  As usual, Bill has to always one-up me.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on September 14, 2010, 03:00:18 PM
This picture represents the maximum potential for several of the younger members of DTF.

Yeah .... no.  :yeahright
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on September 14, 2010, 03:49:22 PM
dude, trim that uni brow
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 14, 2010, 03:52:13 PM
This picture represents the maximum potential for several of the younger members of DTF.

Yeah .... no.  :yeahright

Several =/= all.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 15, 2010, 02:00:20 AM
The Pakistani have been little help pointing the US in the right direction in their search for bin Laden. 

Winner!

El Barto - 6
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
YtseBitsySpider - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
Hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Eric42434224 - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
Adami - 23
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 17
Zydar - 14
Zerogravityfat - 12
Lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 9
Bosk1 - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on September 15, 2010, 09:25:22 AM
Cool. Can't find anything here at work since lots of sites are blocked, so I will go with this ol' classic:

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/erotomaniac/Emo%20Fight%20Night/100_3500-2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on September 15, 2010, 09:38:23 AM
iPhone....Blackberry.....IPHONE....BLACKBERRY........I fucking PHONE!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on September 15, 2010, 09:43:18 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/erotomaniac/Emo%20Fight%20Night/100_3500-2.jpg)

John (Blue Stripe Shirt) has been practicing his moves for his Catholic School Wrestling Team.  He has mastered the "Half Nelson", and the "Full Nelson".
Here he shows (much to the dismay of his friend Carlos) his new mastery of the "Father Nelson".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 15, 2010, 09:53:01 AM
Cool. Can't find anything here at work since lots of sites are blocked, so I will go with this ol' classic:

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/erotomaniac/Emo%20Fight%20Night/100_3500-2.jpg)

"You got a warface?...AHHHHHH! That's a warface, now let's see yours...you don't scare me! Work on it!...!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 15, 2010, 10:03:52 AM
David Cross's short lived career as a bouncer almost left him without sight in his right eye.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 15, 2010, 10:30:30 AM
Cool. Can't find anything here at work since lots of sites are blocked, so I will go with this ol' classic:

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/erotomaniac/Emo%20Fight%20Night/100_3500-2.jpg)

And they say girls are caddy when fighting over a man.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 15, 2010, 01:33:15 PM
Just a typical day in a gay mosh pit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 15, 2010, 01:44:59 PM
Cool. Can't find anything here at work since lots of sites are blocked, so I will go with this ol' classic:

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/erotomaniac/Emo%20Fight%20Night/100_3500-2.jpg)

The Outsiders 2. Emos vs Nerds.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on September 16, 2010, 09:12:09 AM
I dont know Bosk, the size of the boob is near the threshold for man-boob size...I would play it safe on this one  :P
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on September 16, 2010, 10:32:34 AM
"You got a warface?...AHHHHHH! That's a warface, now let's see yours...you don't scare me! Work on it!...!"

Maybe that was too easy/obvious, but the quote coupled with the guys’ faces made me laugh.

El Barto - 6
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
YtseBitsySpider - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
Hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Eric42434224 - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ThroughHerEyesDude6 – 2

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
Adami - 23
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 17
Zydar - 14
Zerogravityfat - 12
Lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 9
Bosk1 - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 17, 2010, 10:01:34 PM
(https://img268.imageshack.us/img268/2889/bumpp.gif)

Did someone forget to PM the winner again?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on September 17, 2010, 10:08:52 PM
I was just thinking about this thread, I PM'ed him when I declared him winner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 17, 2010, 10:15:12 PM
I was just thinking about this thread, I PM'ed him when I declared him winner.

(https://www.weirdtaste.com/img/BitchSlap.gif)

Wake up THED6 or no one will let you win again no matter how good it is.

BTW, I really liked my David Cross one, and if you tell me you don't know who he is... :censored
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on September 18, 2010, 06:51:31 AM
David Cross is the inspiration for my screen name.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on September 18, 2010, 07:27:51 AM
My magician dad went to high school with David Cross. They were the two troublemakers of the school.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 18, 2010, 07:43:59 AM
I was just thinking about this thread, I PM'ed him when I declared him winner.

(https://www.weirdtaste.com/img/BitchSlap.gif)

Wake up THED6 or no one will let you win again no matter how good it is.

BTW, I really liked my David Cross one, and if you tell me you don't know who he is... :censored

My memory is fuzzy but isn't this from the movie Clue dreamtheatervt?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 18, 2010, 10:27:40 AM
Holy Shit I did not think I would win again. Sorry for the late late late late rebound!

(https://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f150/KregainSeph/ThomastheTankEngine-Transform.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on September 18, 2010, 11:21:11 AM
Coming in June 2011: Tard-formers!!

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on September 18, 2010, 11:56:52 AM
I was just thinking about this thread, I PM'ed him when I declared him winner.
(https://www.weirdtaste.com/img/BitchSlap.gif)
My memory is fuzzy but isn't this from the movie Clue dreamtheatervt?


"Well I had to stop her from screaming!"  :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 18, 2010, 12:13:46 PM
Sonic bell not included!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on September 18, 2010, 12:19:08 PM
(https://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f150/KregainSeph/ThomastheTankEngine-Transform.jpg)

Quote
"Thomas, nooo!!!!"

"Why, what's wrong? Don't I look awesome?"


"Dude, you had passengers."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on September 18, 2010, 12:30:31 PM
Auto erotic asphyxiation bot
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 18, 2010, 12:33:14 PM
The new toy joined the island of the misfit toys.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on September 18, 2010, 01:16:59 PM
Sir Top'em Hat just shat himself.


Hey Gordon....blow me!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 18, 2010, 02:13:36 PM
It was a bold strategy, but the Thomas the Distraction Bot confused the Autobots long enough for the Decepticons to get their first decisive victory in battle.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on September 18, 2010, 08:15:55 PM
"All of that Autobot training paid off."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 18, 2010, 08:21:53 PM
Trainsformers.


Don't worry, I'lll come up with more I'm sure.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on September 18, 2010, 08:25:02 PM
Toy trains in disguise.

Thomas clearly expressed his desire to be like the rest of the talking machines.

It wasn't hard to track down the kids' new favorite superhero.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 18, 2010, 08:39:45 PM
Thomas went incognito when it was found out that he liked fondling children just as much as they did to him.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 18, 2010, 08:41:14 PM
Steroids are a hell of a drug.




Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on September 18, 2010, 10:50:11 PM
In a desperate attempt to keep their jobs, the designers of Thomas the Train find ways to attract older children.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 19, 2010, 02:39:09 PM
]"Thomas, nooo!!!!"

"Why, what's wrong? Don't I look awesome?"


"Dude, you had passengers."

Rumborak wins! I feel sorry for the people in the train. lol


El Barto - 6
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
YtseBitsySpider - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
Hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Eric42434224 - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
Adami - 23
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 18
Zydar - 14
Zerogravityfat - 12
Lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 9
Bosk1 - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 19, 2010, 02:39:55 PM
Make sure to PM him, and yea his was great, I felt bad even coming up with anything after.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 19, 2010, 02:45:48 PM
Make sure to PM him, and yea his was great, I felt bad even coming up with anything after.

I laughed hard at yours! I thought of the Dave Chapelle skit where he acts like Rick James. "Cocaine is a hell of a drug...hahaha"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on September 20, 2010, 09:49:38 AM
Booya! Tick, I'm on your tail...

(https://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/inexplicable.jpg)

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 20, 2010, 10:38:09 AM
Dictator Oobahlagoalaba tried introducing medieval torture tactics to his tiny African country, but these were the only three left after his merciless slaughter.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jarlaxle on September 20, 2010, 10:54:54 AM
giving the birthday bumps in Africa died down after it was heard three African men died from choking on cucumbers. An investigation is pending.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 20, 2010, 10:57:23 AM
"This is africa..."
"....this is africa without the commonwealth"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 20, 2010, 11:04:03 AM
Booya! Tick, I'm on your tail...

(https://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/inexplicable.jpg)



Excuse me sir but there is a man in my salad.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 20, 2010, 11:05:07 AM
When gay pride day fell on Kwanza in a small town in Niger, things got a little odd.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 20, 2010, 01:27:05 PM
By the way, I was at the doctors today and a Thomas The Train commercial came on, and these kids were playing with it and such, and I was just waiting for him to transform into that robot and beat the children to death before jumping out of the TV because it couldn't contain it's pure awesomeness in that puny 2D world.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on September 20, 2010, 01:44:56 PM
It only works with the toasted marshmallow hats dammit!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 20, 2010, 02:02:53 PM
(https://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/inexplicable.jpg)



Vlasto Day celebrations in Africa are quite different than those celebrated in Europe and the West.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 20, 2010, 02:05:25 PM
Booya! Tick, I'm on your tail...

(https://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/inexplicable.jpg)


I'll have a bootle of your 2006 Robert Mondavi Cabernet Napa Valley, with a side salad and I'll have my kenyan, medium well.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 20, 2010, 08:42:01 PM
The pickles in Lonestars new African bistro are not for pussy's.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 21, 2010, 01:32:56 AM
By the way, I was at the doctors today and a Thomas The Train commercial came on, and these kids were playing with it and such, and I was just waiting for him to transform into that robot and beat the children to death before jumping out of the TV because it couldn't contain it's pure awesomeness in that puny 2D world.

OMG  :lol :lol :lol :rollin :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 21, 2010, 01:34:48 AM
Africa, as a non commonwealth entity, looks very different through the eyes of Andy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on September 21, 2010, 10:57:03 AM
It only works with the toasted marshmallow hats dammit!!!

:lol

Winnah.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on September 21, 2010, 02:30:47 PM
Sweet.  Back with a pic in a moment.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on September 21, 2010, 02:38:17 PM
Here you go....
(https://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkmz5WjYds62trKeRGdd6qqnxisS9xTijND8C3WC0T8UtVeJg&t=1&usg=___nE843bbS2giFLu6HEkly9Ry_Bw=)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on September 21, 2010, 02:39:41 PM
And los standings...
El Barto - 6
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
YtseBitsySpider - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
Hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Eric42434224 - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
Adami - 23
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 18
Zydar - 14
Zerogravityfat - 12
Lonestar - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 9
Bosk1 - 7

[/quote]
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on September 21, 2010, 02:47:39 PM
(https://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkmz5WjYds62trKeRGdd6qqnxisS9xTijND8C3WC0T8UtVeJg&t=1&usg=___nE843bbS2giFLu6HEkly9Ry_Bw=)

After the Death Star was destroyed and the Empire dismantled, Star Troopers became the trash of the galaxy.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on September 21, 2010, 02:50:16 PM
South Central LA. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.


Officer: “Don’t try to pull that ‘you are not the troopers we are looking for’ crap on me!”  


“We were not shooting at you officer, we were out deer hunting. Our aim just really is that bad.”
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on September 21, 2010, 02:51:31 PM
I'm only going to ask one more time:  Were they or were they not the droids we were looking for?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on September 21, 2010, 04:08:30 PM
"Aren't you a bit short for a cop"


"That's no moon........that's a crown vic"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 21, 2010, 04:19:49 PM
Here you go....
(https://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkmz5WjYds62trKeRGdd6qqnxisS9xTijND8C3WC0T8UtVeJg&t=1&usg=___nE843bbS2giFLu6HEkly9Ry_Bw=)

Cop1: Yes Sarg it's Mark Hamill again.  Yup, drunken disorderly & indecent exposure.

Cop2:  Mark, you can't keep flashing your junk and asking women if they want to feel the force in them.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 22, 2010, 01:44:35 AM
In the criminal justice system, star wars nerds of all standings are seen as a serious offence against the common good. In Los Angeles, the dedicated officers who investigate these galactic felonies are members of an elite squad known as the "Empire Strike Unit". These are their stories.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on September 22, 2010, 04:44:03 AM
 
"I thought it was a baby seal"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 22, 2010, 06:24:16 AM
A Muslim stormtrooper greeted upon leaving a mosque.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 22, 2010, 07:59:43 AM
The new Style show on the Empire Network, Tatooinelicious.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on September 22, 2010, 10:17:36 AM
Stormtrooper:  Good morning.

Imperial beat cop:  Good mor--hey, waitaminnit!  Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?  UP AGAINST THE CAR!  NOW!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on September 22, 2010, 10:20:44 AM
But officer!  I thought out here in the outer rim in the Texas System it was okay to carry a handgun!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 22, 2010, 10:21:25 AM
"Wrong empire andy, ok this is your 3rd warning, spread em..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 22, 2010, 11:03:25 AM
Roger Clemens and Barry Bond's new reality show,  The Other Side of the Law.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on September 22, 2010, 11:46:25 AM

"That's no moon........that's a crown vic"

I don't particularly why, but this one made me laugh my ass off.  I'm a touch early, but I got shit to do today, so I'm calling YSTE el winner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on September 22, 2010, 05:00:56 PM
I know for a FACT that there's a black guy inside that costume!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on September 22, 2010, 09:10:28 PM
OOooo Im a winner.

Hmm Im rebuilding a laptop...and not just any a Gateway...we'll see if I can post a pic from this piece of crap or if I have to wait until Im on a more stable machine.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on September 22, 2010, 09:18:16 PM
turns out Im a better weekend hacker than I thought........here we go...after typing webkinz and porn at google image this came up about halfway down

(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/5461.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 22, 2010, 09:36:10 PM
As an injured Sakamoti found out that a trip into the baked croissant vortex of shit can be a dangerous proposition. Still the entire team was beaming with pride that they endured the flaky beast of fly inducing baked goodness.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 22, 2010, 09:41:22 PM
Mr. Hanky breaks into the Japanese porn business.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 22, 2010, 10:03:40 PM
Several survivors of Hiroshima gather together for a photo to document the effects of nuclear radiation.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on September 22, 2010, 10:28:01 PM
Using the scale model, the Japanese women will now demonstrate how cancer cells can form in and around the walls of the rectum.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on September 22, 2010, 10:28:56 PM
"Anyone seen my pants?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 23, 2010, 01:26:30 AM
"Izumi Hamasaki did not break her arm for second place, coach. We had better win first place, or this masterpiece of deserts will become a masterpiece of rectal destruction! Understand????!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on September 23, 2010, 08:02:32 AM

(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/5461.jpg)

A very proud Commander Ichiro praised his crack Special Ops team.  "I am extremry ploud of my team.  Dressed as Vorrey Bah Prayers, they infirtrated Godzirras underwater rayer, and secured his atomic chocorate cloissant."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 23, 2010, 08:15:05 AM
turns out Im a better weekend hacker than I thought........here we go...after typing webkinz and porn at google image this came up about halfway down

(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/5461.jpg)

MOTHRA LIVES!!


Team picture for the Kagawa Cannolis.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on September 23, 2010, 08:35:55 AM
"First one to laugh, eats it."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 23, 2010, 08:47:50 AM
Due to increasing pressure from the PTA, they were forced to put the chocolate filled croissant on the team. He just wasn't allowed to pray.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on September 23, 2010, 02:42:32 PM
Sucks to be a croissant filled with crap. You always get picked last in sports.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on September 23, 2010, 02:46:18 PM
(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/5461.jpg)

"Don't move, and don't show any emotions. It's the only way for us to escape alive from it."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 23, 2010, 04:24:10 PM
turns out Im a better weekend hacker than I thought........here we go...after typing webkinz and porn at google image this came up about halfway down

(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/5461.jpg)

You get burned and crap your pants Michelin Man when you mess with Voltron!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 23, 2010, 04:55:42 PM
By the grace of God above, everyone one survived.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Hellholming on September 23, 2010, 05:09:57 PM

(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/5461.jpg)
the taiwanese won a giant meat vagina for their performance in the 2009 gymnastics world championships for the deaf.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Hellholming on September 23, 2010, 05:11:24 PM
damn double post.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 23, 2010, 05:27:33 PM
Whoever can eat the whole thing doesn't have to sleep with the coach.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on September 23, 2010, 05:34:35 PM
The team baked this cake wishing Anna Lee's broken arm a well recovery.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on September 23, 2010, 08:39:26 PM
Sucks to be a croissant filled with crap. You always get picked last in sports.


Here is your winner.........mostly because croissants filled with crap were often picked before me in sports when I was a child.

Em's shameless Anna Lee plug a close second.

(pm sent)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on September 23, 2010, 09:06:56 PM
I was tempted to caption mine "Hello, ladies.  :eyebrows: "  But I swore I wouldn't do another Old Spice caption, so...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 24, 2010, 02:02:14 AM
I was tempted to caption mine "Hello, ladies.  :eyebrows: "  But I swore I wouldn't do another Old Spice caption, so...

Thank you, Bosk :)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on September 24, 2010, 04:25:49 AM
Great! Never expected to win.

El Barto - 6
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
YtseBitsySpider - 5
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
Hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Eric42434224 - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ScioPath - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
Adami - 23
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 18
Zydar - 14
Zerogravityfat - 12
Lonestar - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 9
Bosk1 - 7

Am I doing this right?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on September 24, 2010, 04:45:30 AM
Not an epic picture by any means, but I can see it stirring up some good captions.


(https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2186/2186843893_a5007024e9.jpg)




If this is a repeat, TELL ME ASAP or else deal with it. My mobile service wont let me post from high school.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JayOctavarium on September 24, 2010, 05:04:52 AM
Yea im just going to delete what i said... i cannot compete :sadpanda:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 24, 2010, 06:20:30 AM
"LOOK IN THE MIRROR. WHAT DO YOU SEE!?!?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on September 24, 2010, 06:26:35 AM
Hello ladies...look at your man, now back to me, now back at.......oh shit, WTF!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on September 24, 2010, 06:28:41 AM
"Hello... mirror... so glad to see you my friend - I aaaam a sponge".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 24, 2010, 06:37:39 AM
(https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2186/2186843893_a5007024e9.jpg)
Do you see what prescription drug abuse will do to you?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 24, 2010, 06:39:03 AM
One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small. If you take all the pills in that basket, you will see a sponge on the wall.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on September 24, 2010, 07:32:37 AM
Mike was fully prepared to show Elaine on their date tonight that he was, indeed, sponge-worthy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on September 24, 2010, 07:37:50 AM
Mike was fully prepared to show Elaine on their date tonight that he was, indeed, sponge-worthy.

Damn, that's a good one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 24, 2010, 08:02:44 AM
Not an epic picture by any means, but I can see it stirring up some good captions.


(https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2186/2186843893_a5007024e9.jpg)


Inside, this guy is busting out to smile.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the gayest of them all?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on September 24, 2010, 02:43:31 PM
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the gayest of them all?

No soup for you, spongebob hater.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on September 24, 2010, 02:47:32 PM
"The pineapple-colored paint on the walls just makes me feel somehow...different inside."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on September 24, 2010, 03:26:26 PM
Fucking tequila.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 24, 2010, 03:52:11 PM
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the gayest of them all?

No soup for you, spongebob hater.

That's ok. I'll just have a krabby patty instead. :laugh:

This guy has a bad algae problem.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 24, 2010, 04:54:47 PM
OOOOOOOOOH.........HEEEEEEE....lives on the mirror up my wall. SPONGE BOB DERANGED PANTS!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on September 24, 2010, 04:57:50 PM
Let me introduce to you my alter-spongy-ego reflection, a bearded gentleman.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 24, 2010, 05:04:38 PM
Bob was so disappointed when the kids didn't want to go in his pineapple under the sheets.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 24, 2010, 05:10:14 PM
Not an epic picture by any means, but I can see it stirring up some good captions.


(https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2186/2186843893_a5007024e9.jpg)


"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like ....Huh... This guy’s not half-bad-looking for a maniac... wait a minute, Patrick. I'm the maniac!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 24, 2010, 08:33:32 PM
This is not eligible but...
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/2186843893_a5007024e91-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on September 25, 2010, 07:14:44 AM
Judging

Yea im just going to delete what i said... i cannot compete :sadpanda:

OMGLOL :rollin YOU WIN!!!



not really. :P






Mike was fully prepared to show Elaine on their date tonight that he was, indeed, sponge-worthy.

Congrats. bosk is the winner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on September 25, 2010, 07:21:27 AM
El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
Hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Eric42434224 - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ScioPath - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
Adami - 23
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 18
Zydar - 14
Zerogravityfat - 12
Lonestar - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Ariich - 8
Bosk1 - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on September 25, 2010, 09:23:31 AM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/slum.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on September 25, 2010, 09:29:48 AM
Upload it to www.imgur.com please. I can't see it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 25, 2010, 09:32:01 AM
Small cozy two bedroom waterfront condo. Needs a little TLC but its a steal for the right owner. Call for an appointment.  
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 25, 2010, 09:42:37 AM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/slum.jpg)

The DTF forums after bosk1 leaves.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 25, 2010, 10:32:51 AM
No, we like the rust color.  That's how you get that rustic look thats so chic.  We even got a pond and a manservant.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 25, 2010, 10:36:40 AM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/slum.jpg)
The Decepticons have realy hit on hard times.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on September 25, 2010, 12:01:21 PM
*cues deuling banjos*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 25, 2010, 10:11:19 PM
"Yo! This is the story all about how my life got twist and turned upside down, and I'd like to to take a minute and just sit right there and tell how I became prince of a town called Detroit..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 25, 2010, 10:59:54 PM
"This is so dangerous...we have no business in an area like this."

"Well, look at it this way honey, this is a part of America we never get to see."

"That's good."

"No, that's bad.  I mean, we can't close our eyes to the plight of the cities.  Kids, you noticing all this plight?  This will just make us appriciate what we have."

[gunshot & scream]

"Roll'em up!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 26, 2010, 05:47:12 AM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/slum.jpg)

I quaint little starter home with a view of a pond.  Listed in District 9.  Must sell quickly!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LCArenas on September 26, 2010, 06:48:29 PM
"The Blue Blanket makes it a lot more fashionable"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JustJen on September 26, 2010, 07:20:50 PM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/slum.jpg)

Skipping rocks is much more difficult with a cannon ball.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2010, 07:23:09 PM
For just $1 a day, $30 a month you can buy something for yourself that will make you forget all about this depressing poverty.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on September 27, 2010, 05:58:30 AM
Look at those new roofs!!.....HOLY SHEET.....................................metal.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on September 27, 2010, 08:20:52 AM
"Yo! This is the story all about how my life got twist and turned upside down, and I'd like to to take a minute and just sit right there and tell how I became prince of a town called Detroit..."

Nice twist at the end.  Unfortunately for the rest of you, Detroit has lately been a topic of discussion around here, and this caption fit in perfectly.  I must declare THED the winner.

El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
Hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Eric42434224 - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ScioPath - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
Adami - 23
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 18
Zydar - 14
Zerogravityfat - 12
Lonestar - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Ariich - 8
Bosk1 - 8


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on September 27, 2010, 06:28:18 PM
Just to be clear, the PM was sent.  Don't know where the lad is.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 27, 2010, 07:35:28 PM
Sorry, I had to go job hunting today and it took foreeeeeeverrrrrrr! So here is my contribution:

(https://theouterbox.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/500x_bats.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on September 27, 2010, 07:37:14 PM
Sorry, I had to go job hunting today and it took foreeeeeeverrrrrrr!

Good luck bro. Nice picture :metal
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 27, 2010, 07:41:46 PM
Sorry, I had to go job hunting today and it took foreeeeeeverrrrrrr!

Good luck bro. Nice picture :metal

Thanks Scio, I tried getting into the art community, but nearly everyone there is a douche. y'know, 'all-high-and-mighty-cause-I-make-art' sort of people.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 27, 2010, 08:03:15 PM
Sorry, I had to go job hunting today and it took foreeeeeeverrrrrrr! So here is my contribution:

(https://theouterbox.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/500x_bats.jpg)

Batman VS. Jaws Requiem. Remastered by George Lucas.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on September 27, 2010, 08:35:09 PM
Reminds me of my ex-girlfriend.  Like throwing a hot dog down a warm hallway :(
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 27, 2010, 08:40:22 PM
When shark repelent fails.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on September 27, 2010, 08:47:21 PM
Sorry, I had to go job hunting today and it took foreeeeeeverrrrrrr! So here is my contribution:

(https://theouterbox.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/500x_bats.jpg)

To compensate for lagging comic book sales, DC executives announced today the brands introduction to animated porn.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 27, 2010, 09:09:32 PM
After defeating Giant Octapus in the first round of the movie mash-up, Mega Shark had his hands full with Batman.  Winner moves on to the next round to take on the winner of Dinocroc vs Supergator.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 27, 2010, 09:13:13 PM
This scene, including the following, where the shark explodes when batman stabs it causing a tital wave of shark parts and fire to crash into florida causing 800 more explosions is from the new Batman movie, directed by Michael Bay.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on September 27, 2010, 09:22:06 PM
Young Batman; If only you knew the power of the Shark Side.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on September 27, 2010, 09:38:36 PM
I said, "You!  Shall!  Not!  PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on September 27, 2010, 10:01:20 PM
Bosk juggled several careers before settling down to run DTF. Here he is depicted slaying the shark that once held reign over Teh River.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on September 28, 2010, 05:33:55 AM
Hullo.....Moy Name eez Bruce......Have you seen Nemo...an Dory....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 28, 2010, 06:51:37 AM
Sing it with me...

Baby there's a shark in the water
Batman stabbed me in the head
and I am still not dead.
Baby there's a shark in the water
That light sabers really cool
He looks like a damn fool(https://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/music.gif)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 28, 2010, 07:51:38 AM
When shark repelent fails.

This is so good!!!!  If only he has a black round bomb in his hand. :laugh:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on September 28, 2010, 08:08:45 AM
(https://theouterbox.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/500x_bats.jpg)

Dental hygiene for your pets looks different when you're Batman.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on September 28, 2010, 08:13:25 AM
Sorry, I had to go job hunting today and it took foreeeeeeverrrrrrr! So here is my contribution:

(https://theouterbox.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/500x_bats.jpg)

How Speilberg secretly got the shark to perform during the filming of Jaws
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 28, 2010, 08:14:49 AM
Sorry, I had to go job hunting today and it took foreeeeeeverrrrrrr! So here is my contribution:

(https://theouterbox.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/500x_bats.jpg)

Batman's Hákarl Haiku Sshack.  Served fresh daily!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on September 28, 2010, 08:31:05 AM
Jedi-Bat vs. Mega-Shark.  Your mind can't fathom the awesome.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 28, 2010, 07:36:07 PM
Reminds me of my ex-girlfriend.  Like throwing a hot dog down a warm hallway :(

This is the most obtuse quote that made me fall off my chair. Winna!

Tick, that was a brilliant pop culture reference and you were sooooooo close to winning.


El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
Hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ScioPath - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
Adami - 23
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 18
Zydar - 14
Zerogravityfat - 12
Lonestar - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Ariich - 8
Bosk1 - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on September 29, 2010, 07:01:38 AM
Thanks!  :)
I am a big hockey fan, and still play twice a week at 40, so here we go.......

(https://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images/best-hockey-fights1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on September 29, 2010, 07:26:31 AM
NHL 2K11 - Unlockable Characters - CHUN-LI and RYU
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on September 29, 2010, 07:43:51 AM
king takes pawn e4 e5
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 29, 2010, 08:15:07 AM
This is what happens when you learn fighting from Wayne Gretzky.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on September 29, 2010, 08:23:34 AM
Phoenix, 13, 2 minutes for diving and having a terrible pedo stash......


(Phx 13 is Dan Carcillo to clarify since you can't see his face lol)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 29, 2010, 09:16:54 AM
Roy found Jerry's sweet spot hitting him squarely in the back of the arm, sending him completely out of control plummeting to the ice.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on September 29, 2010, 10:10:26 AM
Next frame: NSFW gay fisting
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 29, 2010, 10:17:23 AM
Next frame: NSFW gay fisting

Shit, you beat me to it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 29, 2010, 10:28:12 AM
(https://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images/best-hockey-fights1.jpg)


Physics predicts this.  When 13 and anti-13 collide, one must be in a different spin state to prevent annihilation.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 29, 2010, 11:01:37 AM
Thanks!  :)
I am a big hockey fan, and still play twice a week at 40, so here we go.......

(https://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images/best-hockey-fights1.jpg)


Most hockey players talk out of their ass.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 29, 2010, 11:43:21 AM
Having always been a big Mike Tyson fan, Roy is ready for his next move.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on September 29, 2010, 12:00:41 PM
"One Shall Stand - One Shall Fall"
"Why do you give your life away so recklessly?"
"That's a question you should ask yourself Megatron"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on September 29, 2010, 12:54:48 PM
Fill my eyes with that double vision, No disguise for that double vision
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 29, 2010, 02:12:12 PM
Thanks!  :)
I am a big hockey fan, and still play twice a week at 40, so here we go.......

(https://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images/best-hockey-fights1.jpg)


I'M LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SONG!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 29, 2010, 03:05:40 PM
Sucks I don't curse. Oh well.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 29, 2010, 03:37:49 PM
Sucks I don't curse. Oh well.
Adami, you could @$%^$ or S..t or replace a word and use darn or golly.  That would be funny.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 29, 2010, 04:13:49 PM
Sucks I don't curse. Oh well.
Adami, you could @$%^$ or S..t or replace a word and use darn or golly.  That would be funny.

Not in this case.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on September 29, 2010, 04:40:01 PM
"Go ahead and make fun of my dick helmet. At least I don't have an ass face."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 29, 2010, 07:06:21 PM
*snip*


I'M LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SONG!

I love that movie, it was filmed in my hometown.  My dad and his friend were extras at in one of the scenes.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 29, 2010, 08:28:16 PM
*snip*


I'M LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SONG!

I love that movie, it was filmed in my hometown.  My dad and his friend were extras at in one of the scenes.
*High pitched voice*  JEALOUS!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 30, 2010, 12:50:16 AM
FALCOOOON!.......PUNCH!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 30, 2010, 06:04:11 AM
Its was a bad moment for Jim's narcolepsy to kick in.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on September 30, 2010, 12:23:45 PM

I'M LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SONG!


Was going to go with the fisting one, but I LOVED that someone used a Slapshot reference perfectly.
Winner!


El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
Hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ScioPath - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 24
Adami - 23
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 18
Zydar - 14
Zerogravityfat - 12
Lonestar - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Ariich - 8
Bosk1 - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 30, 2010, 12:24:35 PM
Wait who won? lol it's gonna take a while to compare everyone on that list to the previous list.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on September 30, 2010, 01:41:55 PM
Wait who won? lol it's gonna take a while to compare everyone on that list to the previous list.

I did quote KingShmegland.  He won.  This fisting one was a close second.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 30, 2010, 01:47:19 PM
Wait who won? lol it's gonna take a while to compare everyone on that list to the previous list.

I did quote KingShmegland.  He won.  This fisting one was a close second.

Odd, when I posted that all it said you had done was post the list of people. ANyway, my bad I guess.


EDIT: Crap, looks like I'm in 2nd place again.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 30, 2010, 02:06:11 PM
We're in a neck to neck race Adami!!  Thank you eric.  I'll post a pic when I get home.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 30, 2010, 02:07:19 PM
We're in a neck to neck race Adami!!  Thank you eric.  I'll post a pic when I get home.

Lame, now you have insentive to not pick me. Maybe a dollar will change your mind.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 30, 2010, 02:10:11 PM
We're in a neck to neck race Adami!!  Thank you eric.  I'll post a pic when I get home.

Lame, now you have insentive to not pick me. Maybe a dollar will change your mind.
Don't count me out boys! I will pay $1.50!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 30, 2010, 02:10:42 PM
We're in a neck to neck race Adami!!  Thank you eric.  I'll post a pic when I get home.

Lame, now you have insentive to not pick me. Maybe a dollar will change your mind.

Think dirty. Then we'll talk.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 30, 2010, 02:17:56 PM
We're in a neck to neck race Adami!!  Thank you eric.  I'll post a pic when I get home.

Lame, now you have insentive to not pick me. Maybe a dollar will change your mind.

Think dirty. Then we'll talk.

I always think dirty. Always.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on September 30, 2010, 08:42:28 PM
Sorry everybody!! I forgot to post the pic!!


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/IMG_4805.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 30, 2010, 08:46:53 PM
Mitch wanted to drive home the message that midgets were NOT to be tolerated in his home town.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 30, 2010, 08:47:08 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/IMG_4805.jpg)
For making the captioners wait an absorbitant amount of time for a new picture, the King would receive a fair and just penalty.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on September 30, 2010, 08:51:17 PM
serves that whore right, let her sit there all day with her bastard child.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on September 30, 2010, 08:53:25 PM
Construction of the new food pyramid was on holt during Yom Kippur.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on September 30, 2010, 08:55:12 PM
Will the economy being as rough as it is, The Invisible Man does whatever it takes to make ends meet.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on September 30, 2010, 08:56:05 PM
pedo bear is closely watching this one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on September 30, 2010, 09:02:31 PM
Charlie just could not let go of the painful childhood memories he still had of being beaten by his father for eating in the car as a small child.  "YOU CAN'T EAT IN THE CAR!!!  YOU CAN'T EAT IN THE CAR!!!," would replay in his nightmares even as a young adult.  Having successfully completed engineering school, he was now prepared to show them all just how wrong they had been.  With an evil laugh, Charlie prepared to unleash on the world his latest diabolical creation:  The Picnic-Mobile 3000!!!  Oh, yes; eating in the car was about to become a way of life.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 30, 2010, 09:03:52 PM
To the untrained eye, it's just a kiddie-table on top of another table.  However, if you look closely it is inertia acting as a murder weapon.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on September 30, 2010, 09:43:55 PM
Meth Heads in Alabama will go to great links now stealing stuff to sell to support their habit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on October 01, 2010, 10:58:01 AM
Terrified Ohio residents were taking no chances
Link (https://www.monstersandcritics.com/people/bizarre/news/article_1397513.php/Ohio_man_arrested_had_sex_with_picnic_table)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 01, 2010, 08:14:12 PM
Tempus, your off a little bit.  This pick is my own picture 3 miles from my house in my little hick town in N.H. :laugh:  I drive by this every day going to the highway for work so I my wife said one day, "this should be on the caption game you do".  Which leads to the thread in the DT section about being on the DT forums too much. :laugh:


bosk1 is the winner because of his scarred childhood. :laugh:

Props to zerogravityfat and the bastard child line.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 01, 2010, 08:15:13 PM
El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
Hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ScioPath - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 24
Adami - 23
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 18
Zydar - 14
Zerogravityfat - 12
Lonestar - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
Bosk1 - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Ariich - 8

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on October 01, 2010, 09:05:15 PM
Damn, bosk. Why do you have to be so awesome at everything?

Nice caption. :)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on October 02, 2010, 07:41:06 AM
Damn, bosk. Why do you have to be so awesome at everything?

:(

Nice caption. :)

:)

Anyhow...

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/willie_choc_factory_ahero_01.jpg)

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 02, 2010, 07:42:33 AM
Chino's worse nightmare.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 02, 2010, 08:42:30 AM
Due out in 2011, the "Willy Wonka Horror Picture Show"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 02, 2010, 09:43:43 AM
"Hey, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. I knew that second burrito was a bad idea."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 02, 2010, 11:44:32 AM
So this is how they do those M & M commercials!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on October 02, 2010, 12:29:45 PM
For some reason, whenever Bill sings in the shower, he is always compelled to sing Chocolate Rain.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on October 02, 2010, 12:39:58 PM
*sings* When your sittin' in the tub, and water turns to mud - DI-A-RHEE-A!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 02, 2010, 12:42:25 PM
The New line of Moen Fawcets for the growing scatt crowd. Complete and total pressure control with HOT, COLD, and LIQUID POOP.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on October 02, 2010, 12:51:04 PM
After seeing this you gotta wonder what's in his toilet...




How to make your own King Size Chocolate bar; Step 7: Fill a large vessel with the liquid chocolate from Step 5. Douche Bag is optional.




Recycling tap water is one of the best ways to save money.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 02, 2010, 01:18:38 PM
darkwin duck finally got his superpowers, but they are shit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 02, 2010, 01:27:16 PM
You know the old saying, "don't play with your food"?.  His parents obviously failed.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 02, 2010, 01:44:09 PM
Hehe it looks like poo.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 02, 2010, 02:45:56 PM
"What can I say, my girlfriend really likes chocolate and I really like...."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on October 02, 2010, 02:56:58 PM
Don't look at me, honey, the duck did it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 02, 2010, 10:05:19 PM
"If you think this is a lot of chocolate, I have THIS much *spreads hands* in my colon too."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on October 03, 2010, 07:53:59 AM
Hahahah....if you fart in the tub it is like a jacuzzi!  Hahaha...watch................uh oh  :|
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on October 03, 2010, 09:31:47 PM
Don't look at me, honey, the duck did it.

Not sure why, but this just cracked me up.  Win.



El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
Hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ScioPath - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 24
Adami - 23
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 18
Zydar - 14
Lonestar - 14
Zerogravityfat - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
Bosk1 - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Ariich - 8


[/quote]
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on October 04, 2010, 04:31:11 AM
Damn, bosk. Why do you have to be so awesome at everything?

:(


In case you interpreted me wrong, that was primarily a compliment.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on October 04, 2010, 02:34:27 PM
Thanks, your adminship.  Here we go, and no using the caption in the pic, though it is classic...
(https://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRd4JY1TqXQSXt60f_5z3kByWxNpkpDJ5geVO1dQ28ueHMDpuc&t=1&usg=__WWzOOOYStugbevUAgefF9CmrYrY=)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on October 04, 2010, 02:48:57 PM
"Thank you, Detroit!  We love you!  And, no, we will not be closing the show with 'Cat Scratch Fever,' so don't ask."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 04, 2010, 03:39:40 PM
"Richard Gere walks into the bar, and to make a long story short, I made $250".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 04, 2010, 04:10:47 PM
Tales of the Riverbank Idol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on October 04, 2010, 04:49:09 PM
"Whaaaaaaaaaiiiimm Alive Again!..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 04, 2010, 04:53:43 PM
" Good evening ladies and germs. I just crapped in your cabinet and boy was that cereal stale."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 04, 2010, 04:58:57 PM
" Good evening ladies and germs. I just crapped in your cabinet and boy was that cereal stale."

This is so true.  One of my cats has caught 3 mice in 2 weeks.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on October 04, 2010, 05:00:21 PM
"Riverbottom Nightmare BAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


(I think Lonestar is old enough to get that reference)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 05, 2010, 09:32:00 AM
(https://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRd4JY1TqXQSXt60f_5z3kByWxNpkpDJ5geVO1dQ28ueHMDpuc&t=1&usg=__WWzOOOYStugbevUAgefF9CmrYrY=)

"And then you'll get your balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall
You'll get your balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall. Balls to the waaaaalllllll!"

 :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 05, 2010, 09:49:47 AM
(https://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRd4JY1TqXQSXt60f_5z3kByWxNpkpDJ5geVO1dQ28ueHMDpuc&t=1&usg=__WWzOOOYStugbevUAgefF9CmrYrY=)
Pepino had to think of something really quick. "Free cat nip in aisle 5!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on October 05, 2010, 11:12:20 AM
(https://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRd4JY1TqXQSXt60f_5z3kByWxNpkpDJ5geVO1dQ28ueHMDpuc&t=1&usg=__WWzOOOYStugbevUAgefF9CmrYrY=)

My name is Bosk1, and I live in a VAN down by TEH RIVER!

Bosk, you know why I chose you, please don't ban me
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 05, 2010, 11:17:31 AM
Thanks, your adminship.  Here we go, and no using the caption in the pic, though it is classic...
(https://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRd4JY1TqXQSXt60f_5z3kByWxNpkpDJ5geVO1dQ28ueHMDpuc&t=1&usg=__WWzOOOYStugbevUAgefF9CmrYrY=)



Rollin down the basement, smokin indo, sippin on used old juice
Laid back with my mind on my cheese and my cheese on my mind

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 05, 2010, 11:37:09 AM
'Ok, we got a tough crowd tonight. By the way folks, I hope everyone is ordering shots, cause I haven't had mine. Thank you, I'll be here all week unless I get eaten by a Cat."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on October 05, 2010, 12:17:24 PM
"Richard Gere walks into the bar, and to make a long story short, I made $250".
Winner!!!  Richard Gere reference won it easily.  Sorry to choose early, but I got shit to do later.


@bosky-  I'm old enough, but didn't get the reference, please enlighten me.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 05, 2010, 01:59:56 PM
Thanks lonestar!!! I'll post a pick when I get home.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on October 05, 2010, 02:22:06 PM
@bosky-  I'm old enough, but didn't get the reference, please enlighten me.

Emmett Otter's Jugband Christmas holiday special on HBO, 1977.  I searched, but couldn't find a video of that scene.  But I did find a real band performing the song, and they sound pretty good:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbOeHBQs2bA

Here's a cool video where somebody took that scene, did some cool editing, and dubbed in some Metallica:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85xRt1xdBR8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 05, 2010, 03:57:25 PM
El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
Hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ScioPath - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 25
Adami - 23
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 18
Zydar - 14
Lonestar - 14
Zerogravityfat - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
Bosk1 - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 05, 2010, 04:00:45 PM
Let the funny begin!!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/damn.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on October 05, 2010, 05:36:11 PM
Amazingly, these days computer algorithms can tell your sperm count from a mere picture!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 05, 2010, 06:03:35 PM
camel toe, cleft pubis, camel toe
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on October 05, 2010, 06:58:09 PM
Dateline - August 2779:  Top scientists announce that due to rampant homosexuality observed in 800 year old photographs, that the human race must have developed asexual reproduction.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on October 05, 2010, 06:59:51 PM
ABC's new retro spin-off, "Three's Company: San Francisco"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 05, 2010, 07:34:44 PM

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/damn.jpg)

 Anthony Michael Hall's new signature line at JC Penney.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on October 05, 2010, 07:52:05 PM
Pink Floyd's rejected cover for their single "Run Like Hell".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Chino on October 05, 2010, 07:55:39 PM
Who wears short shorts? Me and these two broads I'm banging.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on October 05, 2010, 07:58:05 PM
Jog with me to a place where men shorts are shorter than women's.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 06, 2010, 04:13:59 PM
What a fantastic round.  I love all of them and most were top notch, but the winner is Rumbo.  If I see your band play again I better not see you staring at me working your algorithms. :laugh:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 06, 2010, 04:14:33 PM
El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
Hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ScioPath - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 25
Adami - 23
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 19
Zydar - 14
Lonestar - 14
Zerogravityfat - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
Bosk1 - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on October 06, 2010, 06:25:46 PM
(https://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/05/11/science/28166302.JPG)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on October 06, 2010, 08:11:55 PM
"Friday evening,
the tools still in my hands.
To think that Leprachaun would leave
for some new bounding land.

Sole creator,
A witness to his birth.
I must act fast to decorate,
I think that there's still time.

He'd seem happy and glad with his room.
He'll buy into his unending doom!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 06, 2010, 08:15:41 PM
Barbie's first accessories was the textile spindle and churning butter.  Oh the fun girls!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on October 06, 2010, 08:31:36 PM
Miniature cats not included.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on October 06, 2010, 08:37:11 PM
"Rumpel... rumpli... GOD!... rumble... rumpla.... RUMPLESTINKSKIN... NO... I can do this... rumby... RUMBORAK!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 06, 2010, 08:37:34 PM
Miniature  Betsy Ross not included.

FTFY :laugh:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on October 06, 2010, 08:47:45 PM
[German old lady accent]"F@#$ing magnets.  How do zey vork?"[/German old lady accent]
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 06, 2010, 09:10:38 PM
(https://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/05/11/science/28166302.JPG)

Mrs. Szalinski finally decided to capitalize on her husbands scientific breakthrough.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 06, 2010, 09:24:43 PM
"I wish I had some dick. I wish I had some dick. I wish I had some dick. I wish I had some dick."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 06, 2010, 10:14:18 PM
(https://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/05/11/science/28166302.JPG)

While Gulliver enjoyed the favor of the court, Gladys, whose only crime was making a wrong turn at Blefuscu, was forced into a life of slavery making furniture and clothes for the towns residents.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 07, 2010, 06:33:22 AM
Who ever thought this women would make the internet?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 07, 2010, 08:05:07 AM
(https://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/05/11/science/28166302.JPG)

Jonathan Winters first job as a miniature stylist.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on October 07, 2010, 08:11:31 AM
"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 07, 2010, 08:48:46 AM
Auntie Em trys to keep herself busy while she prays Dorothy will return home.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on October 07, 2010, 10:16:00 PM
Bump!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on October 08, 2010, 05:46:25 AM
Damned Bifocals!  Nobody's going to be able to sit in that chair!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 08, 2010, 08:09:47 AM
Alice, dear, next time you forget to hold on to the potion after you drink it, i'm going to kick your ass. I'm sick and tired of this shit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on October 08, 2010, 08:11:41 AM
Alice, dear, next time you forget to hold on to the potion after you drink it, i'm going to kick your ass. I'm sick and tired of this shit.

Last entry was the best! :lol
Love the Alice in Wonderland reference.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 08, 2010, 08:30:22 AM
yay!

(https://www.maniacworld.com/most-bizarre-house-ever-built.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 08, 2010, 10:58:29 AM
yay!

(https://www.maniacworld.com/most-bizarre-house-ever-built.jpg)

Alternate Universe Mother Goose:
"There was an old woman who lived in an old yacht,
She had so many children she had a huge twat"
Title: Re: Went there
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 08, 2010, 11:04:16 AM
(https://www.maniacworld.com/most-bizarre-house-ever-built.jpg)

This must be the Bowling Hall of Fame.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 08, 2010, 11:08:02 AM
"Man, I really have to take a dump like you wouldn't believe!"

"I think I have just the place for you."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 08, 2010, 11:20:42 AM
yay!

(https://www.maniacworld.com/most-bizarre-house-ever-built.jpg)

COME ONE COME ALL TO THE HOTTEST ROLLER DERBY EVENT OF THE YEAR!!!  I'TS EXTREME AND IT'S TO THE DEATH!! SEE YOU SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUUUUUNDAY!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 08, 2010, 11:22:43 AM
yay!

(https://www.maniacworld.com/most-bizarre-house-ever-built.jpg)

Mr. Crapper made untold millions from his invention, and was finally able to build his dream house.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on October 08, 2010, 11:32:07 AM
M.C. Escher never heard the end of it after his design of his house.

or

Bill didn't know that God had a helping hand in the architecture of his office building, but even the good lord has to go once in a while.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on October 08, 2010, 12:15:11 PM
In order to help struggling college football programs the NCAA has developed a bowl for winless teams.  Located in Camden, New Jersey the Toilet Bowl is searching for sponsors.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 08, 2010, 12:47:53 PM
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you, The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 08, 2010, 02:09:18 PM
The house next door is a large toilet paper dispenser.  The Charmin Estate.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on October 09, 2010, 10:49:14 AM
Japan: Because a toilet that talks to you and cleans your ass wasn't enough.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on October 09, 2010, 11:42:47 AM
(https://www.maniacworld.com/most-bizarre-house-ever-built.jpg)

Not surprisingly, no insurance company was willing to insure against water damage.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on October 09, 2010, 04:20:42 PM
(https://www.maniacworld.com/most-bizarre-house-ever-built.jpg)

This house is the shit!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on October 09, 2010, 04:59:28 PM
People kept telling Joe he was flushing his money down the toilet with his real estate investments.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on October 09, 2010, 05:14:09 PM
I hate the view from my office window.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 10, 2010, 11:42:52 AM
In order to help struggling college football programs the NCAA has developed a bowl for winless teams.  Located in Camden, New Jersey the Toilet Bowl is searching for sponsors.

this is hilarious on many levels. winna
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on October 10, 2010, 02:04:18 PM
Here's the new one.
(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs027.ash2/34709_436057490177_522130177_5650383_5711044_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 10, 2010, 02:41:29 PM
Here's the new one.
(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs027.ash2/34709_436057490177_522130177_5650383_5711044_n.jpg)

Texas Aggie Head Coach "Red" Miller, in keeping with the schools agricutural tradition, demonstrates this years new "sheep gang bang" formation with his players.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on October 10, 2010, 02:42:38 PM
Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers, and I don't see any horns.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 10, 2010, 02:45:49 PM
Here's the new one.
(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs027.ash2/34709_436057490177_522130177_5650383_5711044_n.jpg)

I call this play.......Fabulous!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 10, 2010, 02:53:51 PM
Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers, and I don't see any horns.

I dunno, those guys look pretty horny to me.



Anyway, my caption.

"This picture captures the exact moment Ralph from happy days decided that he wasn't meant to be a football player in televisions version of the 50's."


(look at the guy in the middle, you'll see it)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on October 10, 2010, 02:57:54 PM
Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers, and I don't see any horns.

I dunno, those guys look pretty horny to me.



Anyway, my caption.

"This picture captures the exact moment Ralph from happy days decided that he wasn't meant to be a football player in televisions version of the 50's."


(look at the guy in the middle, you'll see it)
Saw it. Nice.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 10, 2010, 03:12:15 PM
I have the ball, my boys are after the fumbled fabulous purse.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 10, 2010, 04:55:22 PM
The guy in the middle questions his sexuality.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on October 10, 2010, 05:17:02 PM
With a last minute lineup change, their "Digging in the 40's" theme was broken with No. 28, the Linebacker.

(look at their numbers to get the joke)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 10, 2010, 05:22:02 PM
Here's the new one.
(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs027.ash2/34709_436057490177_522130177_5650383_5711044_n.jpg)

Coach often went to extremes when proving his point that football was indeed a game of inches.....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on October 10, 2010, 05:54:49 PM
"That's exactly what I meant when I said "hike! hike! hike!"."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 10, 2010, 06:43:20 PM
Boys, I've got a new running back that you will block for.  Everyone welcome John Holmes.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 10, 2010, 08:13:52 PM
Various levels of penis enjoyment run the spectrum from orgasmic elation, to utter shame, to plain old sexual confusion of the highest level, and the coach that is happy he is no longer a member of the team.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2010, 08:24:06 PM
If you look at this picture you can tell something just ain't straight. Of course I'm referring to the telephone pole in the upper left.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 10, 2010, 08:37:30 PM
The NCAA implements the don't ask, don't tell policy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 10, 2010, 08:43:12 PM
TLC really outdid themselves with their new show polyGAYmy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 10, 2010, 08:46:34 PM
Here's the new one.
(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs027.ash2/34709_436057490177_522130177_5650383_5711044_n.jpg)

You know the old adage “Fumble at night, player's delight. Gay pose in morning, player's take warning".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on October 10, 2010, 08:53:33 PM
(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs027.ash2/34709_436057490177_522130177_5650383_5711044_n.jpg)

Yup. The coach is masturbating.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 10, 2010, 08:54:59 PM
which one of us is the tight end?



(guy on the bottom)  this grass is really prickly
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on October 10, 2010, 09:03:17 PM
They didn't call him "Bear" Bryant because of his personality.

(yes, that's him, I've seen this picture before)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on October 11, 2010, 10:11:34 AM
Here's the new one.
(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs027.ash2/34709_436057490177_522130177_5650383_5711044_n.jpg)

Coach often went to extremes when proving his point that football was indeed a game of inches.....

This one is my fav.  You win TempusVox.  Post the next one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on October 11, 2010, 10:17:10 AM
El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
Hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ScioPath - 1
TempusVox - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 25
Adami - 23
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 19
Zydar - 14
Lonestar - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
Bosk1 - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 11, 2010, 05:25:29 PM
Bumpity bump bump bump.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 12, 2010, 07:06:38 PM
Okay....here we go!

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/squirrels.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 12, 2010, 07:13:26 PM
Okay....here we go!

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/squirrels.jpg)

Even the squirels in Montreal are born to be in the Cirque du Soleil.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 12, 2010, 07:18:17 PM
Okay....here we go!

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/squirrels.jpg)

Hillbilly pinatas.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 12, 2010, 07:36:35 PM
when you said there were beavers ready for pickin.... you are the worst wingman ever.


alvin, next time we want to hang with jason lee, you are not allowed to offer suggestions.


best beavers on a pole, show em your nut sack for a lap dance on the house.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on October 12, 2010, 07:43:04 PM
The original album artwork for Octavarium.







Volk has recently gotten into BDSM in addition to his furry fetish.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 12, 2010, 08:44:15 PM
Well since nothing I say will win, I'll just sit this one out. Good luck.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on October 12, 2010, 09:52:30 PM
Try-outs for the Secret Squirrel live-action movie.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on October 12, 2010, 10:22:01 PM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/squirrels.jpg)

"I'm starting to think those chipmunks aren't coming back"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 12, 2010, 10:42:26 PM
Eh, what the hell I'll throw one out there, since all the joke will probably be about nuts in some way.

"The kevin moore fanclub"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on October 12, 2010, 10:52:46 PM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/squirrels.jpg)

David Blaine produces his first show on the Animal Planet network.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on October 13, 2010, 12:49:46 AM
"You call yourself a Marine?!?!"

"No, I'm a mammal. Do you see fins on me?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on October 13, 2010, 05:15:57 AM
Tarzan has a lot to answer for.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 13, 2010, 05:55:02 AM
www.swingingtails.com gets alot more traffic than anticipated
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on October 13, 2010, 06:16:12 AM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/squirrels.jpg)

In another case of senseless violence this morning, these three squirrels were found hanged to death outside the Windy Hills retirement community.  The Verminous Chipmunk Gang otherwise known as VICK has not claimed responsibility yet, but all signs are pointing toward another gang hate crime.  Nearby witnesses claim to have heard gleeful high pitched singing in the early hours of the morning in which the words "grey squirrel, grey squirrel, shake your bushy tail" was chanted over and over in a ritualistic fashion.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 13, 2010, 06:26:08 AM
"Honey, were you watching Spiderman on your laptop in the backyard again?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on October 13, 2010, 06:28:15 AM
"Honey, have you thrown out the used dental floss in the garbage again? You know how creative the squirrels are..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on October 13, 2010, 07:31:49 AM
Synchronized squirrel bungee jumping is being considered for the next Rodent Olympics.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 13, 2010, 08:10:41 AM
Pink's new crusade to save all squirrels buy having them incorporated into her live show.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 13, 2010, 08:20:40 AM
Squirrel 1 - "OH MY GOD!!! I CAN'T HANG ON ANYMORE, I'M GOING DOWN!!!"

Squirrel 2 - "Dude, were like 6 inches off the ground, chill."

Squirrel 3 - "Wee hoo, look at my crotch!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on October 13, 2010, 12:36:55 PM
Lunch
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 13, 2010, 04:45:48 PM
Earl remembered the old string, stick & box trap and now set his sights on dinner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 13, 2010, 07:38:01 PM
Okay....here we go!

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/squirrels.jpg)

Hillbilly pinatas.

Winner!!!!

Made me wonder where they'd put the candy!  :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 13, 2010, 08:05:47 PM
It's probably just acorns and planters bars. :laugh:  Thanks Temp!


El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
Hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ScioPath - 1
TempusVox - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 26
Adami - 23
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 19
Zydar - 14
Lonestar - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
Bosk1 - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 13, 2010, 08:11:34 PM
Here it is!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/captainobvious.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on October 13, 2010, 08:18:50 PM
Heh hehh heh hehh.  Like, when do I get grenades?  Heh hehh...blllllaaaaagggghhhh!!!  Wait, where's Butt-Head?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on October 13, 2010, 08:22:04 PM
Person 1: "Hey look it's captain obvious!"
Person 2: (to person 1) "Thank you, captain obvious."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JustJen on October 13, 2010, 08:30:40 PM
Just add water and watch it grow, grow, grow! CH CH CH CHIA
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 13, 2010, 08:56:36 PM
1st Lieutenant Planet felt confident about his name change before he got his promotion to captian.


But he's still our hero. Gonna take polution down to zero.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on October 14, 2010, 06:02:20 AM
Captain Obvious announces that he will attend sensitivity training.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 14, 2010, 06:33:45 AM
When given a choice of backgrounds (blue screen, forest, cammo, or flag), Captain Obvious chose the American flag as his back drop, so as not to confuse anyone who might wonder what military he served. .
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 14, 2010, 07:46:49 AM
"My friends call me the cruiser, because I like fast cars and fast women."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 14, 2010, 07:56:00 AM
Here it is!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/captainobvious.jpg)

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on October 14, 2010, 07:57:20 AM
"I'm wearing camouflage..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 14, 2010, 07:59:11 AM
Here it is!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/captainobvious.jpg)

Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 14, 2010, 08:01:46 AM
Here it is!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/captainobvious.jpg)

"How do you get to Fort Courage? That's easy. You take a right at the rock that looks like a bear, then a left at the bear that looks like a rock... "
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 14, 2010, 08:04:59 AM
"Honor thy country and do whatever it takes to protect their freedom and liberty at all times. Oh, and if your the enemy, rape and pillage. BOO YAH!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 14, 2010, 08:41:50 AM
aspect ratio; not so obvious.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on October 14, 2010, 12:51:35 PM
With some soldiers, you don't have to ask, and they don't have to tell.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 14, 2010, 07:32:11 PM
With some soldiers, you don't have to ask, and they don't have to tell.

Winner!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 14, 2010, 07:33:49 PM
El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
Hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ScioPath - 1
TempusVox - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 26
Adami - 23
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 19
Zydar - 14
Lonestar - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Guitarded - 9
Bosk1 - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on October 14, 2010, 08:07:06 PM
Sweet. I'm posting this picture because it is beyond bizarre, but also to pimp the site. Lots of gold there, and I believe it is all SFW.

(https://awkwardfamilypetphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2010/08/jessalyn.jpg/560_0_resize_watermarked_watermark-13px_post_rt_5.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 14, 2010, 08:11:15 PM
Rudolph, became a terror from playing all those reindeer games.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on October 14, 2010, 08:14:04 PM
"Hey, Alf! Why don't you colonize this!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 14, 2010, 08:19:47 PM
"I'M SO SORRY IT WASN'T REAL BACON, IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 14, 2010, 08:26:42 PM
what do you think i'm crazy? i would never do a bare ass, always gotta wrap that shit up with pants
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 14, 2010, 08:30:59 PM
"Do see what happens to your sister when she doesn't take potty training seriously? DO YOU?!?!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 14, 2010, 08:38:11 PM
Mom!! My wee wee doesn't look aything like Rover's!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on October 14, 2010, 10:13:31 PM
Why me?!?  My little brother is willing!  Look, our priest trained him!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on October 14, 2010, 10:14:45 PM
"Oh Fuck! Red Rover, Red Rover, Let Timmy take over!"

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 14, 2010, 10:20:34 PM
Sweet. I'm posting this picture because it is beyond bizarre, but also to pimp the site. Lots of gold there, and I believe it is all SFW.

(https://awkwardfamilypetphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2010/08/jessalyn.jpg/560_0_resize_watermarked_watermark-13px_post_rt_5.jpg)

Giving a whole new meaning to "the boy who cried wolf", Bobby's story was finally proven once the nanny cam showed that Spot was indeed a pedophile.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 14, 2010, 10:25:55 PM


(https://awkwardfamilypetphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2010/08/jessalyn.jpg/560_0_resize_watermarked_watermark-13px_post_rt_5.jpg)

"He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in 'im. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if your wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 15, 2010, 08:56:36 AM

(https://awkwardfamilypetphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2010/08/jessalyn.jpg/560_0_resize_watermarked_watermark-13px_post_rt_5.jpg)

The true origin of Genital Warts
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 15, 2010, 09:27:14 AM
"Stop screamin kid, your ruining the experience."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 15, 2010, 09:41:40 AM
"This is how we play Red Rocket where I come from kids. Take it all"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 15, 2010, 11:14:35 AM
This is how Nicky Spanjaards learned how to sing in key.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 15, 2010, 11:17:56 AM
A brief look into the mind of Trey Parker.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on October 15, 2010, 03:25:44 PM
This is how Nicky Spanjaards learned how to sing in key.

I laughed at that. Am I a bad person?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on October 15, 2010, 03:51:12 PM
personal attack! *BANT*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JustJen on October 15, 2010, 03:55:14 PM


(https://awkwardfamilypetphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2010/08/jessalyn.jpg/560_0_resize_watermarked_watermark-13px_post_rt_5.jpg)

The golden retriever costume didn't keep Timmy from being able to identify his neighbor later in the line-up.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on October 15, 2010, 03:57:39 PM
(https://awkwardfamilypetphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2010/08/jessalyn.jpg/560_0_resize_watermarked_watermark-13px_post_rt_5.jpg)
That's not where our last dog buried his bone.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on October 15, 2010, 07:32:45 PM
That's not where our last dog buried his bone.

Simple + Effective = Win
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on October 16, 2010, 03:52:19 AM
 :metal

I'm going to be out of town all day, so I won't get another pic up until either really late tonight or early tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on October 16, 2010, 09:29:07 PM
This is how Nicky Spanjaards learned how to sing in key.

Wow... :slowclap:   :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 17, 2010, 06:32:52 AM
This is how Nicky Spanjaards learned how to sing in key.
Well , then I think that Dog needs to be put to sleep.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on October 17, 2010, 06:51:46 AM
I don't follow this thread regularly, so I just hope this pic hasn't already been used.

(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/wtf2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JustJen on October 17, 2010, 07:28:31 AM
Putting your pet to sleep should be a well-documented family affair. The bathtub is great for catching the mess.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 17, 2010, 07:44:05 AM
"Bubbles, we don't need no stinking bubbles"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 17, 2010, 08:05:49 AM
I don't follow this thread regularly, so I just hope this pic hasn't already been used.

(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/wtf2.jpg)

I dont have a quote yet, just an observatiopn. First of all....what the fuck is that thing in the tub next to the kid and the lady? Is that a dog? Holy Hell....Next the pink 30-06 with the banana clip! Are you kidding me? Also notice she has a peace sign on her pajama pants. WTF? And the multitude of mirrors surrounding the tub. Wow! There are so many ways to go with this one. Almost too many. I may have to sit this one out.  :lol :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 17, 2010, 08:15:21 AM
I don't follow this thread regularly, so I just hope this pic hasn't already been used.

(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/wtf2.jpg)

Christine O'Donnell shows voters just how much she is like them, by giving her baby a bath yesterday.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on October 17, 2010, 08:26:59 AM
The Smith family did not realize the magnitude of the problem regarding the accumulation of hair in their drain until the mass developed a functioning brain and eyes... at which point it became necessary to kill.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 17, 2010, 01:12:55 PM
When hillbilly's hit lotto.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on October 17, 2010, 01:15:07 PM
Carolyn got all she needs in their new bomb shelter. Bring it on!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 17, 2010, 01:20:48 PM
Sarah Palin had pretty much the childhood you'd expect. And yes they ate the dog.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on October 17, 2010, 01:45:30 PM
Panic Room 2: Tea Party Vs. Socialists went, unsurprisingly, straight to DVD.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on October 17, 2010, 02:44:24 PM
"Mommy, I want some bubbles.  These bathtoys suck."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on October 17, 2010, 02:51:24 PM
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter pt. 2: The Re-rebirth of Christ.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 17, 2010, 05:39:00 PM
Frigin pink hats.  Now they're ruining guns too.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 17, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
Icys girlfriend gets ready for a bath with her mom and dog.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on October 17, 2010, 05:42:07 PM
"Say goodbye to our little friend"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on October 17, 2010, 07:05:27 PM
This is what you get when the NRA, the Pink Ribbon Campaign, The Humane Society, and the Pro-Life partnership pool resources for their ad campaign

(Man, I suck at this game)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 17, 2010, 07:13:55 PM

(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/wtf2.jpg)

Rub-A-Dub-Dub, a right wing nut in her tub.......

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 17, 2010, 07:14:08 PM
The Republic Party desperately created a new public ad combing the NRA, the Pink Ribbon Compaign, The Humane Society and the Pro-Life partnership to help capture the hearts and minds of good rich christian women named Sarah Palin.

There, I re-arranged it a little for ya.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JustJen on October 17, 2010, 07:45:03 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/justjen/wtf2.jpg)

"Stewie would be so proud of what I'm about to do..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 17, 2010, 07:56:46 PM
When you've got to get that troublesome blood washed out of your hair, use Tresemme!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on October 19, 2010, 04:54:14 AM
"Mommy, I want some bubbles.  These bathtoys suck."
Winner!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on October 19, 2010, 12:01:24 PM
Thanks Hef.  Figured a fellow father would appreciate that one.  Could someone post a pic for me, and I'll judge sometime tommorow.  Thanks.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 19, 2010, 05:30:46 PM
Posted for Lonestar!
(https://www.thorninpaw.com/u/htdocs/thorni/image/Kangaroo40.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on October 19, 2010, 06:19:01 PM
Didn't we do that pic already?  Oh well:

"Australian for PWNT!"

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 19, 2010, 06:43:47 PM
yo guys god here, im rly happy for you and ima let you finish but welsh love is so much hotter!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 19, 2010, 07:05:49 PM
Mel Gibsons career is sure to take another hit after this picture of him taken by invisible jews.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 19, 2010, 07:07:08 PM
Posted for Lonestar!
(https://www.thorninpaw.com/u/htdocs/thorni/image/Kangaroo40.jpg)

Breaking News: Kangaroo attacks and strangles Robin Gibb to death. Film at 11:00!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on October 19, 2010, 07:09:43 PM
Another murder was easily solved by the US government's security cam enforcement/intrusion. Yeah that's right. We're going international baby.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 19, 2010, 07:47:49 PM
Sorry, Bosk is right. No retreads! Sorry folks, I must post a new one.
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/41156_440263390746_502190746_5071388_6846461_n1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on October 19, 2010, 07:51:13 PM
This isn't a caption, but the leaves in the background right over the torch look like a fucking dinosaur.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 19, 2010, 08:01:27 PM
in order to catch a jersey shore white trash, you must first disguise yourself in camouflage and blend into their natural habitat.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 19, 2010, 08:06:34 PM
Sorry, Bosk is right. No retreads! Sorry folks, I must post a new one.
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/41156_440263390746_502190746_5071388_6846461_n1.jpg)

Another one of ticks friends with pastel colors surounding him.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on October 19, 2010, 08:47:55 PM
Jersey Shore meets The Castro District
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 19, 2010, 08:53:56 PM
Mel Gibsons career is sure to take another hit after this picture of him taken by invisible jews.


Works for this pic too.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on October 19, 2010, 08:56:42 PM
:rollin


Auditions for the modern remake of "Joanie Loves Chachi" went...basically as predicted.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on October 19, 2010, 09:58:18 PM
(https://www.thorninpaw.com/u/htdocs/thorni/image/Kangaroo40.jpg)

"BlobVanDam: How it really came down"



(don't care much for the new picture)
rumborak
 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 20, 2010, 05:32:56 AM
 I got nothing for the roo pick, bettter than the invisible jew one...which is gold.



The other guy has a very high 'douche' score (if we're using the Summers Eve scale)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 20, 2010, 06:16:12 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/41156_440263390746_502190746_5071388_6846461_n1.jpg)

"Dizzy" Northridge from Ft. Lee, New Jersey was overjoyed to learn that he was the first (and thus far only) person in line to audition to become Dream Theater's new drummer.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 20, 2010, 07:18:46 AM
(for arich)

Ima sexin you later
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 20, 2010, 08:07:37 AM
Sorry, Bosk is right. No retreads! Sorry folks, I must post a new one.
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/41156_440263390746_502190746_5071388_6846461_n1.jpg)

Why in these catalogs do they not have a fat guy in a hallf shirts.  Fat guys need to be douchie too.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on October 20, 2010, 10:24:32 AM
(https://www.thorninpaw.com/u/htdocs/thorni/image/Kangaroo40.jpg)

"Shut up, Björk!"



(don't care much for the new picture)
emindead
 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on October 20, 2010, 11:12:59 AM
"Shut up, Björk!"

:omg:  I'm telling Sonata!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 20, 2010, 11:53:26 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/41156_440263390746_502190746_5071388_6846461_n1.jpg)

personals
Wanted, someone to have wild beatnik pastel Green leopard jungle sex with. Only serious inquiries apply.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on October 20, 2010, 12:01:03 PM
"Ill be sexin' you later."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on October 20, 2010, 12:03:35 PM
"Shut up, Björk!"

:omg:  I'm telling Sonata!!!

I NEVER come into this thread, but I literally felt his post.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on October 20, 2010, 12:09:05 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/41156_440263390746_502190746_5071388_6846461_n1.jpg)
All That's Missing is a Mullet.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on October 20, 2010, 12:14:33 PM
Sorry, Bosk is right. No retreads! Sorry folks, I must post a new one.
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/41156_440263390746_502190746_5071388_6846461_n1.jpg)

Brian Regan went through some rough times before his comedy career took off.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 20, 2010, 01:54:20 PM
Sorry, Bosk is right. No retreads! Sorry folks, I must post a new one.
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/41156_440263390746_502190746_5071388_6846461_n1.jpg)

Brian Regan went through some rough times before his comedy career took off.

This is when he first came up with, "You too"!! :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on October 20, 2010, 01:56:43 PM
Sorry, Bosk is right. No retreads! Sorry folks, I must post a new one.
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/41156_440263390746_502190746_5071388_6846461_n1.jpg)

Brian Regan went through some rough times before his comedy career took off.

This is when he first came up with, "You too"!! :rollin

Have a nice flight! :neverusethis:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 20, 2010, 01:58:03 PM
If you fly someday...... :laugh:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 20, 2010, 02:00:35 PM
Sorry, Bosk is right. No retreads! Sorry folks, I must post a new one.
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/41156_440263390746_502190746_5071388_6846461_n1.jpg)


"TROJAN MAAAAAAAANNN"!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on October 20, 2010, 03:25:35 PM
Mel Gibsons career is sure to take another hit after this picture of him taken by invisible jews.



Works for this pic too.
Maybe it was the double useage, but I spit soda.  You're up dude.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on October 20, 2010, 03:35:51 PM
Brian Regan went through some rough times before his comedy career took off.

:lol

"Oh Hi, uh.... Carolyn?"
"It's Caroline. It's Caroline, Brian."
"It's Brion. Briiowowon. Brenenenenewifnawoinbateih. Broijgfnsoireojaiaoewroaweoifjwaiogjawioj. Can you say my name? very few can............................ Correctly."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on October 20, 2010, 03:36:52 PM
Brian Regan went through some rough times before his comedy career took off.

:lol

"Oh Hi, uh.... Carolyn?"
"It's Caroline. It's Caroline, Brian."
"It's Brion. Briiowowon. Brenenenenewifnawoinbateih. Broijgfnsoireojaiaoewroaweoifjwaiogjawioj. Can you say my name? very few can............................ Correctly."


MOOSEN

I SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSEN

THERE WERE MANY OF THEM

MANY MUCH MOOSEN
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on October 20, 2010, 03:42:12 PM
I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on October 20, 2010, 03:42:32 PM
I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts.

IMBESULLEN
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on October 20, 2010, 03:44:34 PM
Cat, K-A-T, I'm outta here.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on October 20, 2010, 03:46:12 PM
Cat, K-A-T, I'm outta here.

(Psh, I know there's two "t"'s!)

I'm contributing to the derailing issue, but... -shrugs-


EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL

IT'S TIME FOR PUBLIC HUMILIATION






SPELL A WORD WRONG AND SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on October 20, 2010, 03:50:22 PM
It's a volcano! Kid can't even zip up his own pants but he built a volcano!




I can't remember too many more. Maybe time to stop?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on October 20, 2010, 03:55:06 PM
Maybe time to stop?

Yes.  >:(
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on October 20, 2010, 04:00:59 PM
Maybe time to stop?

Yes.  >:(
*shivers in fear*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on October 20, 2010, 04:06:57 PM
Maybe time to stop?

Yes.  >:(


(https://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae120/thinkofme120/P1010202204029.jpg)

I'm sorry Bosky.  :sadpanda:


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 20, 2010, 05:26:58 PM
Maybe time to stop?

Yes.  >:(


(https://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae120/thinkofme120/P1010202204029.jpg)

I'm sorry Bosky.  :sadpanda:



That's nice that your sorry to Bosky, but you did hyjack MY beloved thread! >:(
But I forgive, cause I'm good like that! :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on October 20, 2010, 06:50:34 PM
"Shut up, Björk!"

:omg:  I'm telling Sonata!!!

I NEVER come into this thread, but I literally felt his post.
Aftermath of the sheep incident:
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/forumavatars/avatar_1775.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on October 20, 2010, 07:38:08 PM
Maybe time to stop?

Yes.  >:(


(https://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae120/thinkofme120/P1010202204029.jpg)

I'm sorry Bosky.  :sadpanda:



That's nice that your sorry to Bosky, but you did hyjack MY beloved thread! >:(
But I forgive, cause I'm good like that! :tick2:

I'm sowwy Tick... :sadpanda:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 20, 2010, 09:29:07 PM
I'm sorry I thought this was the caption thread.

Also, since no one has done the standings for like 3 rounds, here they are with Hefs, Lonestars and my wins.

El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
Hefdaddy42 - 2
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ScioPath - 1
TempusVox - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 26
Adami - 24
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 19
Zydar - 14
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
Bosk1 - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Ariich - 8



Since I don't want to interupt the lovely chatting going on in here (rina, I'm peeing on you here) I'll post a pic tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on October 21, 2010, 06:14:00 AM


Since I don't want to interupt the lovely chatting going on in here (rina, I'm peeing on you here) I'll post a pic tomorrow.


(https://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae120/thinkofme120/P1010211213090.jpg)






I said I was sorry!















OH GOD IT BURNS LIKE FIRE
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 21, 2010, 06:24:57 AM
hot
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on October 21, 2010, 07:17:34 AM
(https://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae120/thinkofme120/P1010211213090.jpg)

Steve was a bit surprised to find himself listed on the Megan's Law website--so surprised, in fact, that he forgot to close his browser before his wife Tina sat down at the computer.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 21, 2010, 07:49:28 AM
With the damage already done, Rianna compounded the superglue problem by sticking her hands behind her head.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 21, 2010, 08:03:58 AM


Since I don't want to interupt the lovely chatting going on in here (rina, I'm peeing on you here) I'll post a pic tomorrow.


(https://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae120/thinkofme120/P1010211213090.jpg)


Rina getting into the halloween spirit buy reenacting the Vincent D'Onofrio as Edgar,The Bug scene while saying, "Like this"?  :laugh:






Rina getting into the halloween spirit buy reenacting the Vincent D'Onofrio as Edgar,The Bug scene while saying, "Like this"?  :laugh:


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 21, 2010, 08:07:54 AM
No no Rina....elbows behind your back......can you touch them behind your back?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on October 21, 2010, 08:27:41 AM
As Seen On TV®, the 4 DVD set of Rina's Office Workout.  Here Rina demonstrates how to multitask while doing sit-ups.  Coming up next, copy-room cardio!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on October 21, 2010, 08:30:11 AM
"Oh no! What have I done? The forum just crashed!!" :dangerwillrobinson:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 21, 2010, 08:30:59 AM
if you don't meet the demands of ransom... tl/dr
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 21, 2010, 09:42:15 AM
Is Rina the picture this round?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on October 21, 2010, 09:51:31 AM
I guess so.  I captioned it as a joke, but it looks like the joke caught on and is producing some really funny results.  Your thread; your rules, but I vote that we count it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on October 21, 2010, 09:53:08 AM
C'mon, untie me, I'm sorry I forgot the safe word!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 21, 2010, 11:05:21 AM
After I read bosk1 and laughed out loud, I couldn't help myself.  I had to post.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 21, 2010, 11:06:08 AM
Yup, that Rina pic is fine. Bosks caption I guess counts as the first.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 21, 2010, 11:12:00 AM
I guess so.  I captioned it as a joke, but it looks like the joke caught on and is producing some really funny results.  Your thread; your rules, but I vote that we count it.
Its Adami's round so he is the boss on this one. He has spoken so bring um on!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 21, 2010, 11:13:15 AM
(https://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae120/thinkofme120/P1010211213090.jpg)
"Damn, I'll never learn how to cook scrambled eggs! What the hell am I doing wrong?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 21, 2010, 11:53:25 AM
Nooooooooooooo Volkiepoo stole all my pokemons
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on October 21, 2010, 12:45:17 PM
But volk, it's sooooo big.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 21, 2010, 02:08:01 PM
But volk, you promised me that as you got older, it would get bigger.

fix'd
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on October 21, 2010, 02:13:13 PM
Volk forgot to close the porn version of "Phantom of the Opera"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 21, 2010, 02:14:13 PM
It would appear Volks private lessons have not yet paid any dividends.
Title: Re: Get it? 'Cause the economy sucks! Isn't that hilarious?!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 21, 2010, 04:32:39 PM
(https://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae120/thinkofme120/P1010211213090.jpg)

Now that's she's graduated college, Rina evaluates the job market.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 21, 2010, 05:06:26 PM


Since I don't want to interupt the lovely chatting going on in here (rina, I'm peeing on you here) I'll post a pic tomorrow.


(https://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae120/thinkofme120/P1010211213090.jpg)

Rina's expression after listening to Nicky Spanjaards sing for the first time.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 21, 2010, 05:34:31 PM
"The pills didn't work."

Go where your mind takes you on that one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on October 21, 2010, 06:27:40 PM
 :rollin   How in the hell did I end up as the....nvm...  :lol

Lol @ "But volk, you promised me that as you got older, it would get bigger."


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 21, 2010, 09:06:33 PM



(https://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae120/thinkofme120/P1010211213090.jpg)



Rina's reaction when she comes to the realization that a "pearl necklace" has nothing to actually do with jewelery.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: cthrubuoy on October 22, 2010, 01:41:37 AM
(https://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae120/thinkofme120/P1010211213090.jpg)

"She had never seen chatroulette before..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on October 22, 2010, 04:41:59 AM
Rina reminds DTF to 'take luck'.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: FuglyDave on October 22, 2010, 06:16:21 AM
*snip*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 22, 2010, 06:23:12 AM
:rollin   How in the hell did I end up as the....nvm...  :lol

Lol @ "But volk, you promised me that as you got older, it would get bigger."



He lied!

Now my caption...

"Netflix sent the wrong video. I never knew there was an "Animals Gone Wild."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 22, 2010, 08:32:21 AM


Since I don't want to interupt the lovely chatting going on in here (rina, I'm peeing on you here) I'll post a pic tomorrow.


(https://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae120/thinkofme120/P1010211213090.jpg)


ORBERT, STOP STALKING ME!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 22, 2010, 09:21:19 AM
LOL....

she may need her own "caption Rina Thread" spin off.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on October 22, 2010, 11:01:08 AM
LOL....

she may need her own "caption Rina Thread" spin off.

Lol, I don't think the mods would approve/like that. I already feel bad for derailing this thead once. I'm sure I could find a million pics for it though.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 22, 2010, 11:23:52 AM


Since I don't want to interupt the lovely chatting going on in here (rina, I'm peeing on you here) I'll post a pic tomorrow.


(https://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae120/thinkofme120/P1010211213090.jpg)


OH NO!!  I DERAILED THIS THREAD!!! :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 22, 2010, 12:32:15 PM
LOL....

she may need her own "caption Rina Thread" spin off.

Lol, I don't think the mods would approve/like that. I already feel bad for derailing this thead once. I'm sure I could find a million pics for it though.

im not sure volk would approve(not that you need him too) but, he's pretty good about letting a bunch of prog nerds net-drool all over his girlfriend.........captioning pics of her.........well....some people in here can be downright nasty. That's why we caption pics of midgets in swimming pools.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on October 22, 2010, 01:31:01 PM
LOL....

she may need her own "caption Rina Thread" spin off.

Lol, I don't think the mods would approve/like that. I already feel bad for derailing this thead once. I'm sure I could find a million pics for it though.

Consider it already pre-approved.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 22, 2010, 01:44:41 PM
LOL....

she may need her own "caption Rina Thread" spin off.

Lol, I don't think the mods would approve/like that. I already feel bad for derailing this thead once. I'm sure I could find a million pics for it though.

im not sure volk would approve(not that you need him too) but, he's pretty good about letting a bunch of prog nerds net-drool all over his girlfriend.........captioning pics of her.........well....some people in here can be downright nasty. That's why we caption pics of midgets in swimming pools.
I have a hard time captioning pictures of Rina. So, I don't know how I feel about a thread of Rina pictures to be captioned. I'm sure many young members here would love it. My brain keeps saying, "hey now, don't say that! What if it was your daughter."
 She is obviously young enough to be my daughter and the father in me says, nope, don't go there, not right.
 I have had to stop myself from a couple captions I could have used, and feel guilty about a couple of the ones I did. Yes, I'm an old fart, and, that's about it. :tick:
Title: Re: Get it? 'Cause the economy sucks! Isn't that hilarious?!
Post by: Adami on October 22, 2010, 01:55:37 PM

Now that's she's graduated college, Rina evaluates the job market.

Not sure why, but this made me laugh. Winnrar!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 22, 2010, 01:56:16 PM
El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
Hefdaddy42 - 2
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ScioPath - 1
TempusVox - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 26
Adami - 24
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 19
Zydar - 14
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
Bosk1 - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8

Title: Re: Can't wait to see where this one goes...
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 22, 2010, 02:10:14 PM
And a-here we go!

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_987QdwPykP0/R6OIDoqTttI/AAAAAAAAAhs/QHwugwd5uQo/s400/i%27m%2Bnot%2Bsure%2Bwhat%27s%2Bhappening%2Bhere,%2Bbut%2BI%2Bbet%2Bit%27s%2Bbrilliant.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on October 22, 2010, 02:14:38 PM
"Hey! Please leave that bottle in the recycling bin when you're done, kind sir!".
Title: Re: Can't wait to see where this one goes...
Post by: King Postwhore on October 22, 2010, 02:18:22 PM
And a-here we go!

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_987QdwPykP0/R6OIDoqTttI/AAAAAAAAAhs/QHwugwd5uQo/s400/i%27m%2Bnot%2Bsure%2Bwhat%27s%2Bhappening%2Bhere,%2Bbut%2BI%2Bbet%2Bit%27s%2Bbrilliant.jpg)

Don't put that water there, is already been segregated.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 22, 2010, 02:25:13 PM
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_987QdwPykP0/R6OIDoqTttI/AAAAAAAAAhs/QHwugwd5uQo/s400/i%27m%2Bnot%2Bsure%2Bwhat%27s%2Bhappening%2Bhere,%2Bbut%2BI%2Bbet%2Bit%27s%2Bbrilliant.jpg)
"My girlfriend just broke up with me. I asked her why and she said, she could give me one really big reason why! She actually said she could give me 12 big inches why!"

"Sorry bro, genetics is a bitch. Is this Desani? I loves that water."

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 22, 2010, 02:30:31 PM
Despite his numerous attempts, Bosk could not intimidate Millah.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JustJen on October 22, 2010, 02:53:33 PM
Despite his numerous attempts, Bosk could not intimidate Millah.

:lol :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on October 22, 2010, 03:04:08 PM
Family Matters, circa 1845
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on October 22, 2010, 06:05:33 PM
"Volk uses props to illustrate the meaning of his '...you can never go back' comment to Rina's dad."
Title: Re: Can't wait to see where this one goes...
Post by: King Postwhore on October 22, 2010, 08:28:40 PM
And a-here we go!

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_987QdwPykP0/R6OIDoqTttI/AAAAAAAAAhs/QHwugwd5uQo/s400/i%27m%2Bnot%2Bsure%2Bwhat%27s%2Bhappening%2Bhere,%2Bbut%2BI%2Bbet%2Bit%27s%2Bbrilliant.jpg)

Damn man, don't you have any Sunny D?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 22, 2010, 08:38:47 PM
"We don't take kindly to your kiiiind around here!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 22, 2010, 08:39:51 PM
Something that annoys you.

N_gger.
Title: Re: Can't wait to see where this one goes...
Post by: hefdaddy42 on October 23, 2010, 09:20:48 AM
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_987QdwPykP0/R6OIDoqTttI/AAAAAAAAAhs/QHwugwd5uQo/s400/i%27m%2Bnot%2Bsure%2Bwhat%27s%2Bhappening%2Bhere,%2Bbut%2BI%2Bbet%2Bit%27s%2Bbrilliant.jpg)
This water is fabulous.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 23, 2010, 08:48:35 PM
"You got roaches on my peaches!"
Title: Re: Show's how good my word is, even to myself
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 23, 2010, 10:57:39 PM
"Volk uses props to illustrate the meaning of his '...you can never go back' comment to Rina's dad."

I promised myself I wasn't going to accept any comments regarding Volk/Rina, but this comment combined with the dude's face makes it win. Well done, sir.

Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
Hefdaddy42 - 2
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ScioPath - 1
TempusVox - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 26
Adami - 24
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 19
Zydar - 14
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
Title: Before I update you!
Post by: Adami on October 23, 2010, 10:59:51 PM
Bosk has 9 wins already, this makes 10. Update the list bro.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on October 23, 2010, 11:03:44 PM
No, Bosk1 got nine wins, this was bösk1.  At least I think that's what LHK was going for
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 23, 2010, 11:04:54 PM
No, Bosk1 got nine wins, this was bösk1.  At least I think that's what LHK was going for

Ok.
Title: Re: Can't wait to see where this one goes...
Post by: TempusVox on October 23, 2010, 11:06:23 PM
And a-here we go!

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_987QdwPykP0/R6OIDoqTttI/AAAAAAAAAhs/QHwugwd5uQo/s400/i%27m%2Bnot%2Bsure%2Bwhat%27s%2Bhappening%2Bhere,%2Bbut%2BI%2Bbet%2Bit%27s%2Bbrilliant.jpg)

Put it back Mister!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 23, 2010, 11:07:31 PM
Swing and a miss.
Title: Re: ...Yeah
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 23, 2010, 11:10:59 PM
No, Bosk1 got nine wins, this was bösk1.  At least I think that's what LHK was going for

.....Yeah, we'll go with that.

Seriously, I went over the list twice looking for his name and missed it both times. I'm obviously amazing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on October 23, 2010, 11:47:33 PM
:D

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/gold-fish-man.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 23, 2010, 11:48:40 PM
Something on your mind bro?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on October 23, 2010, 11:49:37 PM
Oh no, I'm not falling for that one again.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on October 23, 2010, 11:52:51 PM
Funny or not, I'll give it to anyone who can guess and incorporate the search terms that yeilded that one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on October 23, 2010, 11:56:41 PM
:D

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/gold-fish-man.jpg)
Mike's attempt at introducing a new seventies fad was a complete failure.



or


Goldfishman to the rescue.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on October 24, 2010, 01:36:50 AM

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/gold-fish-man.jpg)

The goldfish's mythology on how the universe is set up was a bit complicated due to this event.


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 24, 2010, 05:23:01 AM
:D

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/gold-fish-man.jpg)
With today's plastic surgery advances, you too can become the life of the party.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 24, 2010, 05:25:04 AM
:D

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/gold-fish-man.jpg)

then before and now once more, I'm bouncing round the room
that time then and once again, I'm bouncing round the room
that time then and once again, I'm bouncing round the room
that time then and once again, I'm bouncing round the room
that time then and once again, I'm bouncing round the room!

Why do I have this song on the brain?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on October 24, 2010, 05:32:39 AM
- "We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year..."
- "Shut up, Steve! I think we're being watched".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 24, 2010, 06:25:30 AM
"I am one with the fishies"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 24, 2010, 08:57:52 AM
:D

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/gold-fish-man.jpg)

Fish heads fish heads,
Roly poly fish heads,
Fish heads fish heads,
Eat them up yum

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 24, 2010, 08:59:47 AM
:D

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/gold-fish-man.jpg)

In a bizarre twist, actor Cuba Gooding Jr. announced today that he will only be seen in public wearing Cosby sweaters and a goldfish bowl on his head.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 24, 2010, 09:24:35 AM
:D

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/gold-fish-man.jpg)

Fish heads fish heads,
Roly poly fish heads,
Fish heads fish heads,
Eat them up yum



Reading this makes me feel like a teenager with my earphones on in bed on a sunday night. :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 24, 2010, 09:45:54 AM
:D

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/gold-fish-man.jpg)

Fish heads fish heads,
Roly poly fish heads,
Fish heads fish heads,
Eat them up yum



Reading this makes me feel like a teenager with my earphones on in bed on a sunday night. :tup

Dr. Demento  :metal
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on October 24, 2010, 10:53:39 AM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/gold-fish-man.jpg)
Kiss me, I'm Irish!

Er, have fish.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on October 24, 2010, 11:36:34 AM
Doomed to an eternity with goldfish on his head, Hakim learned to love all things that God made.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on October 24, 2010, 02:34:35 PM
- "We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year..."
- "Shut up, Steve! I think we're being watched".
I like it. :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 24, 2010, 02:36:38 PM
This scene was from the original ending to Finding Nemo, it was cut due to it's similarity in theme to the ending fo MIB.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bout to crash on October 24, 2010, 02:38:54 PM
Doomed to an eternity with goldfish on his head, Hakim learned to love all things that God made.
:lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 24, 2010, 03:28:32 PM
"Don't matter if its an empty toilet bowl. I brought my own water."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 24, 2010, 07:19:23 PM
When Tyrone watched his neighbor taking off her clothes, he suddenly was becoming very thirsty for seafood.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on October 24, 2010, 07:37:26 PM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/gold-fish-man.jpg)

"What is it? Wait... there's something on my head, isn't it? WHAT IS IT?!! TAKE IT OFF!!! "

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 24, 2010, 08:27:52 PM
:D

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/gold-fish-man.jpg)
Man, something is bothering me.  What the hell is it?!  Wait!!  I forgot to feed the fish before I left!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JustJen on October 24, 2010, 08:28:56 PM
Leon spent what seemed like minutes on end trying to blow out the raging fire all around them but in the end his little buddies were boiled alive.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: millahh on October 24, 2010, 08:36:16 PM
Something on your mind, Leonard?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 24, 2010, 08:37:02 PM
Something on your mind, Leonard?

Something on your mind bro?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 24, 2010, 08:37:52 PM
Ah what the hell....


Something on your mind Millah?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 24, 2010, 08:38:03 PM
:D

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/gold-fish-man.jpg)

Hydrocephalus is beginning to show signs of bizarre mutation.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: millahh on October 24, 2010, 08:40:54 PM
Ah what the hell....


Something on your mind Millah?

Plagiarism, apparently...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 24, 2010, 08:50:58 PM
"Hey Malik, what's the deal with the fish bowl on your head?"

"Well that's an interesting story. About 15 years ago I was a married man, I had two kids and a lovely home. They were great kids too, Lilly was four and Michael was seven. We couldn't have been happier. However that all changed the night of september 19th 1995. I went to the store that day, you see that's where I worked at the time, I was a salesman at Sears. I was a pretty damn good salesman too if I might say so myself. Anywho, so I was at the store and my wife had called and wanted to know if I would be home in time for dinner, I told her I had to go out with the guys that night to celebrate Mitches retirement, you see mitch had been working there for forty five years and was finally leaving so that he and his wife could settle down in florida, crazy jews. Anywho, she seemed a little relieved at the idea that I wouldn't be home till quite late, but I figured she probably just was tired and didn't feel like cooking dinner. So the guys and I all left to go to the bar and we were having a blast, but some douchebags in the bar decided to start a fight, the police broke it up and we all got kicked out. Well Mitch was tired and so forth so we decided to call it an early night. I figured I'd surprise my wife and come home early. I went and picked up some flowers too, I was gonna get lucky that night, I knew it. I walked into the front door quietly, I wanted to surprise her. She had dropped the kids off to spend the night with her mother. I slowly and quietly walked into the bedroom, and what did I find? My wife banging some other dude. He was giving it to her good too, I was freakin pissed off. I took out a baseball bat and threatened to kill the ugy. He ran like hell, even left his clothes behind. Naked bastard ran all the way home I suppose. Well that night the wife and I split up, she'd been unhappy for years and wanted out. Well I sank into a major depression at that point, it took its tole on me too. I lost my job, and the wife got both the kids and the house in the divorce. I was homeless, living out of a cheap motel, jobless and miserable. Well eventually I got over it, I decided it was time to take back my life. I called a cab, I was going to go back to my wife and get her back. The cab pulled up and asked where I was heading, I wasn't sure anymore, I said screw, not going to take that cheating whore back. The cabby looked back again and I said 'Yo home to bel-air!"

"Yes....but what does that have to do with the fish?"

"Oh the fish bowl, I just think it's funny"

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 24, 2010, 09:21:23 PM
now back to your woman, now back to me...sadly she's not me....but she could smell like these fish if you want.
Title: Re: Cause black people like fish! Get it?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 24, 2010, 09:45:55 PM
Growing up in a rural Ethiopian village, Chinua couldn't afford bling, but he still found a way to incorporate some gold into his outfits.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on October 25, 2010, 12:02:27 AM
Fish heads fish heads,
Roly poly fish heads,
Fish heads fish heads,
Eat them up yum

I lost it when I read this yesterday.  And again today.  Winner!



Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
Hefdaddy42 - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 26
Adami - 24
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 19
Zydar - 14
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8




EDIT:  And by the way, I was thinking about King's X and googled "fishbowl man," which led to that pic.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 25, 2010, 04:22:40 AM
Dammit bosk1.  I was thinking that but didn't work it into a line. :laugh:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 25, 2010, 08:18:05 AM
Thank you...and away we go.

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/rock-cat.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on October 25, 2010, 08:19:00 AM
"What's new, pussycat? Woooooooooooooooooooh!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 25, 2010, 08:21:30 AM
Thank you...and away we go.

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/rock-cat.jpg)

The new and hot genre in music.  It's called furcore.

Boy these screaming vocals are catching on everywhere.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 25, 2010, 08:23:37 AM
Nicky Spanjaards was finally dumped by his band but this new Cat has some serious pipes!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on October 25, 2010, 08:35:00 AM
Hole's replacement singer.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on October 25, 2010, 08:48:51 AM
I think we've done that one already.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 25, 2010, 08:52:02 AM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/rock-cat.jpg)
"GOOD NIGHT KISS IN HER NIGHT GOWN!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 25, 2010, 10:15:16 AM
YOU'RE THE GENUINE FELINE PRETTIEST GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN
WITH YOUR THIEF OF HEARTS SMILE
YOU'RE A CERTIFIED PLEASURE MACHINE



(fuck this game--Im going to go queue up that tune!!!)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on October 25, 2010, 10:32:00 AM
Portnoy's 2 piece replacement





When Feline and Tard Unite
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 25, 2010, 11:01:52 AM
Thank you...and away we go.

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/rock-cat.jpg)


"She came slidin' down the alleyway like butter drippin' off a hot biscuit.
The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in
Even the oldest of Tigers that hung around the hot spot in those days.
The sight was beyond belief. Many a head snapped for double
Even triple, takes as this vivacious feline made her her way into the
Delta of the alleyway where the most virile of the young tabbys were
Known to hang out. They hung in droves. Such a multitude of
Masculinity could only be found in One place... and that was
O'Malley's Alley. The air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended)
But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into
The heart of the alley. She knew what she wanted. She was lookin'
For that stud bull, the he cat. And that was me.
Tommy the Cat is my name and I say unto thee...



Title: Re: Two! Two! Two puns in one!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 25, 2010, 11:06:46 AM
"Cause I can't fight this feline anymore!"

Strapped for cash, Jeff had to get creative when adding a tom to his kit.
Title: Re: Two! Two! Two puns in one!
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 25, 2010, 11:12:34 AM
"Cause I can't fight this feline anymore!"

Strapped for cash, Jeff had to get creative when adding a tom to his kit.

:clap:


too bad this aint the pun thread
Title: Re: Hey, Beatles reference!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 25, 2010, 11:13:47 AM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/rock-cat.jpg)

Too eager to show that it wasn't just frontmen and lead guitarists who got pussy, John made the mistake of later inviting it into the band.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 25, 2010, 11:18:41 AM
Thank you...and away we go.

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/rock-cat.jpg)

Morris the Cat needing a new identity forged foward with his new funk band,  Morris and the Finckies!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on October 25, 2010, 11:48:41 AM
Despite the 9 lives, this kitty is 100% deathcore.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 25, 2010, 12:35:51 PM
Cat Scratch Fever. The ultimate Ted Nugent experience.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 26, 2010, 02:51:43 PM
bump
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 26, 2010, 03:34:16 PM
Despite what the picture might suggest, the cat is simply yawning and the man is simply having a major heart attack.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JustJen on October 26, 2010, 05:17:23 PM
Thank you...and away we go.

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/rock-cat.jpg)

News of Mike Portnoy's abrupt departure from Dream Theater finally reached John McDermott and his singing cat, Mange La Flea, yesterday -- they both took it hard. Plans to set out on a small local tour doing DT cover songs has since been abandoned.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 26, 2010, 06:57:02 PM
"What's new, pussycat? Woooooooooooooooooooh!"
Winner.

This one cracked me up, although the "I can't fight this feline..." was a close second.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on October 28, 2010, 12:12:34 AM
Nice! ;D

(https://www.hilarious.ws/files/picture/57717757.jpg)

GO!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on October 28, 2010, 12:13:32 AM
Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
Hefdaddy42 - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 26
Adami - 24
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 19
Zydar - 15
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JustJen on October 28, 2010, 04:50:34 AM
Nice! ;D

(https://www.hilarious.ws/files/picture/57717757.jpg)

GO!

There's something fishy about this.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on October 28, 2010, 05:25:37 AM
Finally....proof of Evolution.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on October 28, 2010, 05:29:34 AM
Boy: Excuse me, what the fuck are you doing???
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 28, 2010, 06:18:13 AM
boy - "Is that what those mafia movies refer to as sleeping with the fishes?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on October 28, 2010, 06:28:00 AM
"You should spin the 12 step suite more often, I'm fucking tired of carrying your ass home"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 28, 2010, 06:36:44 AM
it's a scaled back economy we are living in.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: cthrubuoy on October 28, 2010, 06:42:32 AM
The Nigerian production of '40,000 leagues under the sea' was taken a bit too literally.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JustJen on October 28, 2010, 06:44:22 AM
Modern day Jesus.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: cthrubuoy on October 28, 2010, 06:51:49 AM
"I love your bag. It totally matches your vest"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 28, 2010, 06:55:49 AM
you would think the world's strongest man competition is getting sillier by the day, but you would first have to watch it to think that.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 28, 2010, 07:53:56 AM
Nice! ;D

(https://www.hilarious.ws/files/picture/57717757.jpg)

GO!

Kids these days with their sideways hats and their cool walks.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 28, 2010, 08:16:54 AM
Fish on your head, fish on your head. Lookin like a fool with a fish on your head. Slumped over in short shorts. Straps all around. Looking like a fool with a fish on your head.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on October 28, 2010, 08:21:02 AM
I just remembered we recently had a pic of a guy with fish on his head (although in a bowl). Sorry for that. But this one has a funnier pose :P
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 28, 2010, 08:35:08 AM
Diem Carp
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on October 28, 2010, 08:42:57 AM
Diem Carp

:rollin  There are some rounds where I may as well just sit it out.
Title: Re: I'll say it for you: "Eww!"
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 28, 2010, 11:02:17 AM
(https://www.hilarious.ws/files/picture/57717757.jpg)

"Oh, I'm sorry sir, I thought I smelled some hookers on this corner."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 28, 2010, 11:45:16 AM
Nice! ;D

(https://www.hilarious.ws/files/picture/57717757.jpg)

GO!

As she began to grow larger and larger, Awknawd soon realized that because he had to carry her wherever they went, that it wasn't cool to date a fish.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 28, 2010, 11:51:52 AM
Nice! ;D

(https://www.hilarious.ws/files/picture/57717757.jpg)

GO!

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 28, 2010, 11:56:18 AM
Nice! ;D

(https://www.hilarious.ws/files/picture/57717757.jpg)

GO!

Despite taunts from his friends, Budawati was stoked about his "Fish Man" super hero Halloween costume.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on October 28, 2010, 01:12:04 PM
(https://www.hilarious.ws/files/picture/57717757.jpg)

"What? You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me. Only money. No money, no parts, no soup, no deal!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JustJen on October 28, 2010, 03:39:43 PM
(https://www.hilarious.ws/files/picture/57717757.jpg)

In soviet russia, fish catch you.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: pmahoney1337 on October 28, 2010, 05:23:47 PM
(https://www.hilarious.ws/files/picture/57717757.jpg)

Boy: "Hey, wear this fish on your head, maybe we can get onto hilarious-pictures.com"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on October 29, 2010, 12:44:22 AM
There were many good ones, but this was my favourite (I'm a sucker for wordplays/puns) :lol

Diem Carp

A PM will be sent to YtseBitsySpider.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 29, 2010, 05:24:48 AM
ty ty.

Im at work, I'll post a new one this evening.

I'll try and get something halloween related.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JustJen on October 29, 2010, 05:29:35 AM
Its 730am and you're teling me that I Have to wait all day to find this thread useful?

bah
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 29, 2010, 05:40:09 AM
I don't mind deferring the picture finding to you......if you think you're "up" to it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JustJen on October 29, 2010, 05:41:50 AM
i suck at this game actually, we'll wait for you :)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 29, 2010, 05:45:05 AM
....up to you.
I only ask that it be halloween related......if you're going to do it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 29, 2010, 07:52:15 AM
....up to you.
I only ask that it be halloween related......if you're going to do it.
I hope its ok that I post this. If you reject it we can wait.
(https://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/1627-great-halloween-costume.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: robwebster on October 29, 2010, 07:54:28 AM
Headless Gertie came to her school halloween party dressed as a french maid.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on October 29, 2010, 07:55:31 AM
"Oh I'm sorry, I completely lost my head".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 29, 2010, 08:02:19 AM
It was love at first sight for Mikey and his new zombie lover.  Mikey told all his friends, "It's so easy to kiss her.  I don't even need a box to stand on"!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on October 29, 2010, 08:12:28 AM
"How's about a little kiss little boy. hmmm?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 29, 2010, 08:29:09 AM
go with it...whatever it is...I can't see half of the picks posted here....photobucket seems to work..that's about it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on October 29, 2010, 08:41:37 AM
so i fell off my horse and got this radical Formula 1 treatment....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on October 29, 2010, 08:45:44 AM
"Hey can you scratch my nose?  My hands are full."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on October 29, 2010, 08:48:30 AM
It wasn't for a full decade later that Timmy finally understood why he was always laughed at when he described what he thought giving head meant.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 29, 2010, 09:05:25 AM
" when my older brother talked about how it wanted to get some head it sounded cool. He's nuts!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 29, 2010, 11:11:27 AM
I'm confused?  Where do you keep your change?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on October 29, 2010, 07:08:48 PM
....up to you.
I only ask that it be halloween related......if you're going to do it.
I hope its ok that I post this. If you reject it we can wait.
(https://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/1627-great-halloween-costume.jpg)
Pedophiles are getting very clever in their attempts to get kids to kiss them "down there."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on October 29, 2010, 07:13:06 PM
Hey, kid.  Wanna see a trick?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 29, 2010, 07:13:55 PM
I bet she gives good head.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on October 29, 2010, 07:31:44 PM
The elusive Margot Kidder surfaces at the latest Superman movie premiere.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 29, 2010, 07:42:44 PM
"have you seen my horse?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 29, 2010, 07:45:07 PM
The moment Tim Burton knew what he wanted to do with his life.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on October 29, 2010, 07:46:55 PM
"have you seen my horse?"

Not sure if that's a reference to The Godfather, that headline about the woman who's head fell off, or something else completely over my head.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on October 29, 2010, 07:53:45 PM
"have you seen my horse?"

Not sure if that's a reference to The Godfather, that headline about the woman who's head fell off, or something else completely over my head.
https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=17913.0
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 29, 2010, 07:56:09 PM
"have you seen my horse?"

Not sure if that's a reference to The Godfather, that headline about the woman who's head fell off, or something else completely over my head.

Unless you're the girl in the pic, it's not over your head.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on October 29, 2010, 08:26:29 PM
"have you seen my horse?"

Not sure if that's a reference to The Godfather, that headline about the woman who's head fell off, or something else completely over my head.
https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=17913.0

i know thanks
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 30, 2010, 06:08:45 AM
....up to you.
I only ask that it be halloween related......if you're going to do it.
I hope its ok that I post this. If you reject it we can wait.
(https://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/1627-great-halloween-costume.jpg)

The Addams Family's "Uncle Fester" (back to camera behind headless woman), recently attended a community Halloween celebration.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on October 30, 2010, 07:00:01 AM
This isn't a caption, but am I the only one trying to figure out how the fuck that costume works? Is she a midget?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on October 30, 2010, 07:12:39 AM
Isn't she a child?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Seventh Son on October 30, 2010, 07:18:02 AM
"How do you do?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 30, 2010, 08:24:03 AM
"Excuse me young lad, could you help me. I have an itch on my neck I can't get. If I scratch it I will lose my head."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on October 30, 2010, 09:17:18 AM
(https://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/1627-great-halloween-costume.jpg)

"It's only a flesh wound!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on October 30, 2010, 10:28:09 AM
....up to you.
I only ask that it be halloween related......if you're going to do it.
I hope its ok that I post this. If you reject it we can wait.
(https://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/1627-great-halloween-costume.jpg)

Does this dress make me look fat?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 30, 2010, 10:57:38 AM
The first published photo of the rally to restore sanity.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 30, 2010, 01:28:11 PM
Joining a bowling league was allways a touchy situation for Wednesday Addams.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on October 30, 2010, 01:30:02 PM
"Here, catch!"

"Get ready for a surprise!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 30, 2010, 01:31:53 PM
"Here, catch!"

"Get ready for a surprise!!"

Great, now I want to watch this movie.  BTW, DTVT, 2 good calls on this forum for Total Recall. :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 30, 2010, 01:32:12 PM
That's a sure way to get ahead in life.

I guess she'll never be the head of a major corporation.

Not a good time to lose ones head.

holy crap someone cut dakota fannings head off and now she's holding it!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on October 30, 2010, 01:43:07 PM
Pshaw!! I've seen a amish person bowl in a movie before!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 30, 2010, 02:00:18 PM
"Oh my god you poor girl, what happened to you?"
"I burnt my husbands toast by accident"
"Psht, serves you right you cunt"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on October 30, 2010, 02:12:01 PM
she doesnt even need to get on her knees.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on October 30, 2010, 02:41:37 PM
Have you tried hacking it off and on again?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Chino on October 31, 2010, 11:57:16 AM
(https://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5359/captionthis.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on October 31, 2010, 12:07:12 PM
Chino, why did you post that pic?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 31, 2010, 12:21:36 PM
Chino, why did you post that pic?

I figured maybe he won and Ytse just messaged him and never posted it.

But it looks like he never even submitted a caption.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Seventh Son on October 31, 2010, 12:41:01 PM
Chino, why did you post that pic?

I figured maybe he won and Ytse just messaged him and never posted it.

But it looks like he never even submitted a caption.
No I think hef means that the picture is an abomination and wonders why the hell chino posted it
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on October 31, 2010, 03:18:31 PM
Chino, why did you post that pic?

I figured maybe he won and Ytse just messaged him and never posted it.

But it looks like he never even submitted a caption.
No I think hef means that the picture is an abomination and wonders why the hell chino posted it
This too, but I was thinking what Adami posted.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 31, 2010, 03:27:40 PM
Well it's been 2 and a half days. I guess Chino was just trying to randomly move us along.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on October 31, 2010, 04:11:51 PM
(https://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5359/captionthis.jpg)

"Viagra. You'll need it."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on October 31, 2010, 04:14:19 PM
Eh what the hell....





Alcohol: Makes everything beautiful. Well, almost everything.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on October 31, 2010, 05:30:59 PM
(https://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5359/captionthis.jpg)
MOM?!?!?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on October 31, 2010, 05:39:40 PM
I hate Blue Balls.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 01, 2010, 05:22:30 AM
I took my win and ceded all pic posting and judging to...whomever it was that I said "ya I like it" to......sorry for the confusion.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on November 01, 2010, 11:13:57 AM
(https://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5359/captionthis.jpg)

The REAL girls of Jersey shore.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 01, 2010, 11:40:42 AM
Just so I'm clear, who is judging this round? I'm confused?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 01, 2010, 11:59:02 AM
I believe it's you.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 01, 2010, 12:02:33 PM
I believe it's you.
So..who judged the head picture? :-\

Whatever, I'll judge this round I guess.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 01, 2010, 12:08:25 PM
the new guns 'n roses album: pink twats and blue balls coming december 21st, 2012.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 01, 2010, 01:59:39 PM
(https://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5359/captionthis.jpg)

"Hey buddy, you like kinky?  Guess where the pins are".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on November 01, 2010, 02:11:25 PM

I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 01, 2010, 02:18:22 PM

I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

But We've got the bigest, balls of them all!! :metal
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 01, 2010, 03:33:50 PM
And that's how Krystal won the bet that her friend could turn her ex-boyfriend gay.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 01, 2010, 03:34:45 PM
Mrs. Portnoy has a message for DTF.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 02, 2010, 07:19:07 AM
I will now judge a winner for Chino's phantom picture that had no business being posted in the first place. :tick2:

the envelope please....

and the winner is....

Rummy!

"Viagra. You'll need it."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on November 02, 2010, 07:37:12 AM
Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
Hefdaddy42 - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 26
Adami - 24
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 15
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on November 02, 2010, 07:37:25 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/normal_100730094238_cover.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 02, 2010, 07:40:00 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/normal_100730094238_cover.jpg)
:lol Ok, I give it a go...

"I don't feel well. That flat notes just not sitting right."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: cthrubuoy on November 02, 2010, 07:53:13 AM
"Gandalf may be able to blow Dragons out of his mouth, but look at what I can blow out of my... "
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 02, 2010, 08:19:43 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/normal_100730094238_cover.jpg)

When pressure and gas unite.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 02, 2010, 08:28:21 AM
The updated version of "Me and Julio down by the Spanjaard".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 02, 2010, 08:31:57 AM
im pretty sure I should be at at least 7, I didn't speak up last time on the wrong copy n paste..perhaps if I updated the standings like I was supposed to it wouldnt have happened.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 02, 2010, 08:35:15 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/normal_100730094238_cover.jpg)

You just got Rick Spanjrolled.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 02, 2010, 09:04:51 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/normal_100730094238_cover.jpg)
Backdrop provided by Chino.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 02, 2010, 01:22:50 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/normal_100730094238_cover.jpg)
I think I farted a double rainbow, Oh my GOD!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on November 02, 2010, 06:04:09 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/normal_100730094238_cover.jpg)

A young Klaus Meine contemplates life.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jarlaxle on November 02, 2010, 06:24:18 PM
"Yeah, look at my cleavage. Mhm. Hopefully it distracts you long enough not to realise my singing."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 02, 2010, 08:06:09 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/normal_100730094238_cover.jpg)

A young David Hasselhoff looking for the cheeseburger he dropped.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 02, 2010, 08:16:55 PM
that rose in the background looks like a vagina
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on November 03, 2010, 05:04:40 AM
Evidence that women's farts smell like roses.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on November 03, 2010, 05:54:23 AM
Proof drugs are bad....very bad.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 03, 2010, 06:56:01 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/normal_100730094238_cover.jpg)
"I don't feel good. I need my bedroom back. Any requests?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 03, 2010, 07:56:02 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/normal_100730094238_cover.jpg)

An Adverse effect of taking it up the arse from the DTF posters.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on November 03, 2010, 08:37:53 AM
^^^ Last entry, best one :lol I'm vividly imagining him getting "one in" with the next video submission of his :lol

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 03, 2010, 10:58:38 AM
Thank you Rumbo!!!  I will post a pic when I get home!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 03, 2010, 11:10:27 AM
That's cool! but ya gotta admit, backdrop provided by Chino is pretty funny isn't it? :biggrin:
Title: Re: Warning: Douche speak ahead. PS: You just lost.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on November 03, 2010, 11:22:23 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/normal_100730094238_cover.jpg)

"Look, I know you just read The Game, but this isn't what he meant by 'peacocking!'"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 03, 2010, 03:58:31 PM
Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
Hefdaddy42 - 2
Millahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
Dreamtheatervt - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 27
Adami - 24
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 15
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 03, 2010, 03:59:34 PM
Have at it!!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Thatsonestrongkickstand.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on November 03, 2010, 04:13:04 PM
Have at it!!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Thatsonestrongkickstand.jpg)

Look at that Fathead....nice bike too.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on November 03, 2010, 04:17:50 PM
Have at it!!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Thatsonestrongkickstand.jpg)

Hank dreamt he was sleeping on billowy-billows of soft silk and satin marsh-mallow stuffed pillows.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on November 03, 2010, 04:19:13 PM
Have at it!!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Thatsonestrongkickstand.jpg)

Sweetums, lay your ugly head,
Down upon your wretched bed.
Close your eyes and go to sleep,
Rest, you hulking heap.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on November 03, 2010, 04:23:07 PM
Have at it!!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Thatsonestrongkickstand.jpg)

Sasha Percy, President of the San Francisco chapter of the Iron Homo's M.C., is seen here catching a quick nap after a wild night of partying.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on November 03, 2010, 04:28:43 PM
Have at it!!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Thatsonestrongkickstand.jpg)

The last thing Bob will remember when he wakes up is calling his wife a bitch before passing out drunk on his couch. The next thought he will think is "Where am I and how the fuck did I get here?" Followed quickly by "I'll bet this biker coming at me with that club in his hand is wondering the same thing."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 03, 2010, 08:45:47 PM
Temp, as far as I know, that was your last entry for this pic. I think it's only 5 per poster.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 03, 2010, 09:13:48 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Thatsonestrongkickstand.jpg)
A modern day Buddha man, mean mean stride
Today's fat Buddha has a mean mean ride
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 03, 2010, 09:14:44 PM
Temp, as far as I know, that was your last entry for this pic. I think it's only 5 per poster.
That is correct.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 04, 2010, 12:12:22 AM
It was a hard pose to hold, but Jack Dawson thought it was a good pose.  Then he made sweet love to me on the bike.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 04, 2010, 04:34:48 PM
Get your motor running
Naked on the highway!
Looking for some coffee
and my sandals are not gay
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 04, 2010, 04:43:25 PM
Have at it!!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Thatsonestrongkickstand.jpg)

Wilfred is not impressed with these captions.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on November 04, 2010, 04:46:12 PM
Frank was devestated when he didn't succeed in the the auditions as the Village People's biker for the upcoming VP movie.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 04, 2010, 08:33:16 PM
It was a hard pose to hold, but Jack Dawson thought it was a good pose.  Then he made sweet love to me on the bike.

I want you to draw me now! :laugh:  Winna!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 04, 2010, 08:34:58 PM
Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
Hefdaddy42 - 2
Dreamtheatervt - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 27
Adami - 24
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 15
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 04, 2010, 09:03:36 PM
Thank you, thank you.

(https://www.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures99.jpg)

Go go go
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on November 05, 2010, 05:40:00 AM
A deleted scene from White Men Can't Jump.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 05, 2010, 05:57:00 AM
As the expiration of his contract approached, Tyson wanted to show his suitors he is a multi tasker.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 05, 2010, 06:26:00 AM
Le'Roy figured coming out of the closet early would relieve the pressure of being a rookie in the NBA, in more ways then one.
Nelson was just thrilled to help supplement his income, while continuing to train to be a future NFL referee. Its up and...its good!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 05, 2010, 08:03:30 AM
Thank you, thank you.

(https://www.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures99.jpg)

Go go go

Male cheerleaders in these competitions are crossing the lines.

At least Duke's lacrosse team uses strippers.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 05, 2010, 08:56:23 AM
the tea party netted another win in north carolina.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 05, 2010, 09:09:05 AM
I'm pretty sure that it should look like this.....Im not really complaining...Im just sayin.

El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 7
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
Hefdaddy42 - 2
Dreamtheatervt - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 05, 2010, 09:15:26 AM
I'm pretty sure that it should look like this.....Im not really complaining...Im just sayin.

El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 7
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Progmonster - 3
Xanthul - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
Hefdaddy42 - 2
Dreamtheatervt - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1
Anyone who is a loyal player of this game is a moderator of the game as far as I'm concerned. Any corrections made by anyone who plays are always welcome.
I appreciate anyone who updates the game. :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 05, 2010, 11:07:20 AM
well I don't want to set a dangerous precedant..and really the onus was on me to update it with my two recent wins..which I didn't do..but....I honestly believe I have 7.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 05, 2010, 11:30:38 AM
well I don't want to set a dangerous precedant..and really the onus was on me to update it with my two recent wins..which I didn't do..but....I honestly believe I have 7.

You have 6. I seriously went back every page to 114 or something and made sure.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 05, 2010, 11:50:28 AM
well I don't want to set a dangerous precedant..and really the onus was on me to update it with my two recent wins..which I didn't do..but....I honestly believe I have 7.

You have 6. I seriously went back every page to 114 or something and made sure.
Adami, tell me your joking?
I will never argue with anyone saying they have as many wins as they think they do. It doesn't matter enough to me. So I'm ok with you having 6, 7, or whatever if you feel was missed.
but if Adami actually did what he just said, I don't know how to respond. :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 05, 2010, 11:55:26 AM
I did. Not because I actually care how many wins he has. But because I have to write like four papers and will do ANYTHING at this point to put that off.

And I am pretty sure I have 300 wins.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 05, 2010, 12:10:49 PM
I did. Not because I actually care how many wins he has. But because I have to write like four papers and will do ANYTHING at this point to put that off.

And I am pretty sure I have 300 wins.
Feel free to make the appropriate amendment to the scoring. :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 05, 2010, 02:03:26 PM
I did. Not because I actually care how many wins he has. But because I have to write like four papers and will do ANYTHING at this point to put that off.

And I am pretty sure I have 300 wins.

Sparta score I see.  THIS IS THE RANDOM CAPTION GAME!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 05, 2010, 02:20:11 PM
The reason why Coach K only recruits white guys.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on November 05, 2010, 02:21:45 PM
In his 30 years as a pro basketball referee, this was the first time Hank had ever called "double reaching in."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on November 05, 2010, 02:22:57 PM
After the foul was called, an argument quickly ensued between the ref and the scoring table about which player was actually considered the "ball handler" in this situation.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 05, 2010, 02:24:07 PM
This turnover is called Palming the Balls.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 05, 2010, 02:24:39 PM
Talk about a rim job.





Get it? Cause he's touching the rim of the basketbal backboard.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 05, 2010, 02:25:58 PM
Talk about a rim job.





Get it? Cause he's touching the rim of the basketbal backboard.

*kingshmegland pulls out his horn*  Wah, wah, waaaaahhhhhhhhhh.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on November 05, 2010, 02:32:34 PM
His own pride wasn't the only thing Nelson had to swallow in that play.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 05, 2010, 02:39:02 PM
Now that's what I call a hole in one!

Now that's what I call a touch down!

Now that's what I call a triple play!

Now that's what I call a black penis in white guys face!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 05, 2010, 02:50:48 PM
Talk about a rim job.





Get it? Cause he's touching the rim of the basketbal backboard.
Never explain your caption. :facepalm:

I may have to add that to my very vague rules. I think I will.:tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 05, 2010, 02:51:33 PM
Talk about a rim job.





Get it? Cause he's touching the rim of the basketbal backboard.
Never explain your caption. :facepalm:

I may have to add that to my very vague rules. I think I will.:tick2:

It was part of my caption. This post is explaining my caption.

DAMNIT!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 05, 2010, 03:00:15 PM
Please re read the first post of the thread for a fresh revision of do's and don'ts and the rules in general. :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 05, 2010, 03:01:28 PM
Please re read the first post of the thread for a fresh revision of do's and don'ts and the rules in general. :tick2:

You tricked me into it!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 05, 2010, 03:08:24 PM
Please re read the first post of the thread for a fresh revision of do's and don'ts and the rules in general. :tick2:

You tricked me into it!
I do not trick.
I am tick. :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 05, 2010, 03:08:53 PM
Tick, right now I am the black guy in the pic, and you're the white guy.


Taste good?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 05, 2010, 03:10:15 PM
Tick, right now I am the black guy in the pic, and you're the white guy.


Taste good?
Sixth caption, doesn't count.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 05, 2010, 03:11:32 PM
Tick, right now I am the black guy in the pic, and you're the white guy.


Taste good?
Sixth caption, doesn't count.

That long one was technically one caption. They all work together to make your gut explode in laughter.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 05, 2010, 03:15:01 PM
Tick, right now I am the black guy in the pic, and you're the white guy.


Taste good?
Sixth caption, doesn't count.

That long one was technically one caption. They all work together to make your gut explode in laughter.
Ohhhh, must have missed the finer nuances of the caption.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 05, 2010, 03:20:52 PM
It was pretty complex.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 05, 2010, 03:25:43 PM
It was pretty complex.
Is that why my brain still hurts?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 05, 2010, 03:26:42 PM
It was pretty complex.
Is that why my brain still hurts?

No, that's because of the huge black penis that was rubbed in your face in that pic.

No, that's not a caption, just an observation.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 05, 2010, 03:32:10 PM
It was pretty complex.
Is that why my brain still hurts?

No, that's because of the huge black penis that was rubbed in your face in that pic.

No, that's not a caption, just an observation.
If you observed closeley enough, you would have seen the big smile on my face.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 05, 2010, 04:06:06 PM
I know you guys arent hijacking this thread.
Your both way to respectful to do that.




Now, back to your regular scheduled program. :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on November 05, 2010, 04:30:05 PM
If I remember correctly, I was recently scolded for de-railing this thread.



















HYPOCRITES!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on November 05, 2010, 04:36:42 PM
After the Duke game...well...let's just say Nelson now believed the old addage was true:  he could never go back.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 05, 2010, 04:41:24 PM
If I remember correctly, I was recently scolded for de-railing this thread.



HYPOCRITES!!!!!!!!

And your pic became part of the game because of it. Luckily, neither I nor lonestar posted pics of ourselves. So booya!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on November 05, 2010, 04:42:17 PM
Thank you, thank you.

(https://www.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures99.jpg)


Coach, I know you want us to "take one for the team", but this is ri-DICK-ulous
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on November 05, 2010, 05:01:11 PM
If I remember correctly, I was recently scolded for de-railing this thread.



HYPOCRITES!!!!!!!!

And your pic became part of the game because of it. Luckily, neither I nor lonestar posted pics of ourselves. So booya!

I MADE IT BETTER DAMMIT!


(https://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e366/ratbastard23/booyahmonkey.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 05, 2010, 05:17:41 PM
If I remember correctly, I was recently scolded for de-railing this thread.



HYPOCRITES!!!!!!!!

And your pic became part of the game because of it. Luckily, neither I nor lonestar posted pics of ourselves. So booya!


I MADE IT BETTER DAMMIT!


(https://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e366/ratbastard23/booyahmonkey.jpg)
Don't make me send you both to your rooms with no desert. :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 05, 2010, 06:20:38 PM
(https://www.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures99.jpg)
"NELSON!!! THIS! IS! MY MONEY SHOOOOOT!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 05, 2010, 10:54:38 PM
His own pride wasn't the only thing Nelson had to swallow in that play.

Winnah!

Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 6 (or 7...)
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Progmonster - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
Hefdaddy42 - 2
DTVT - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 27
Adami - 24
Tick - 21
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 15
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on November 06, 2010, 03:36:39 AM
Thanks!

(https://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac31/jafean/Muscles.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 06, 2010, 05:06:12 AM
Thanks!

(https://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac31/jafean/Muscles.jpg)

People think Bill Clinton got healthy for his heart but we know what Slick Willy's plans were.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 06, 2010, 07:51:07 AM
(https://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac31/jafean/Muscles.jpg)
 The 2010 Mr. Universe spelling bee was a short contest...
"Steroid - S-t-e-e-r-o-y-d....Steroid"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 06, 2010, 09:07:05 AM
Damnit I took the wrong steroids, now my head is too small for my body.  Better call Barry Bonds to fix this
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on November 06, 2010, 09:15:28 AM
Thanks!

(https://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac31/jafean/Muscles.jpg)

Hulk Jr. never lived up to the hype of his famous father.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on November 06, 2010, 09:19:21 AM
(https://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac31/jafean/Muscles.jpg)

Years later, Bulk and Skull meticulously planned their revenge after their many embarrassments at Angel Grove.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 06, 2010, 09:34:25 AM
(https://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac31/jafean/Muscles.jpg)
"I'm thinking about a sex change. I can't take being a woman in a mans body anymore."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on November 07, 2010, 05:31:35 AM
"I'm thinking about a sex change. I can't take being a woman in a mans body anymore."

This was pretty random but made me lol. You win!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 07, 2010, 05:54:16 AM
Thanks!
This one literally has a million possibilities! :tick2:
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Blank-Facepalm1.gif)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 07, 2010, 05:55:52 AM

Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 6 (or 7...)
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Progmonster - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
Hefdaddy42 - 2
DTVT - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 27
Adami - 24
Tick - 22
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 15
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 07, 2010, 06:46:53 AM
Thanks!
This one literally has a million possibilities! :tick2:
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Blank-Facepalm1.gif)


tick's response to Nicky's singing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on November 07, 2010, 07:00:11 AM
Meanwhile, in Recursive World...

"Damn, I can't think of a caption for Tick's last image"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 07, 2010, 07:12:42 AM
"Oh God! Did I leave the stove on or not? This is going to bug me all day..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 07, 2010, 07:16:03 AM
Thanks!
This one literally has a million possibilities! :tick2:
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Blank-Facepalm1.gif)


This is the grown up response to "Two girls, one cup".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 07, 2010, 07:21:01 AM
Although Jacob was away on conference, he took the time to play hide and seek with his kids over the webcam during breaks. "Ready or not, here I come!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 07, 2010, 08:49:14 AM
(https://imgur.com/9WLiE.gif)
Worldwide reaction when we saw this round's pic.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 07, 2010, 09:10:38 AM
Man do I wish I could caption my own picture this round! :tick2:

I can't help it!!! PLEASE SAY ITS OK!!! If you let me, I have a great one!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 07, 2010, 09:15:48 AM
Thanks!
This one literally has a million possibilities! :tick2:
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Blank-Facepalm1.gif)


My reaction to tick begging us to post on his own pic.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 07, 2010, 09:37:27 AM
Thanks!
This one literally has a million possibilities! :tick2:
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Blank-Facepalm1.gif)


My reaction to tick begging us to post on his own pic.
:lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 07, 2010, 02:28:34 PM
Fucking tequila.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 07, 2010, 03:38:04 PM
Thanks!
This one literally has a million possibilities! :tick2:
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Blank-Facepalm1.gif)


Me on the Browns messageboard just minutes ago.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 07, 2010, 03:43:44 PM
Thanks!
This one literally has a million possibilities! :tick2:
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Blank-Facepalm1.gif)


Me on the Browns messageboard just minutes ago.
I'm giving mine before I judge tomorrow!!!! :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 08, 2010, 04:53:30 AM
Me at the Patriots message board after the game against the Browns.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 08, 2010, 06:24:00 AM
Before I announce the winner, I will post what I thought of when I saw this pic. :tick2:

(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Blank-Facepalm1.gif)
"I can't believe their are pictures of my daughter on my favorite website, big college titties.com. How do I even tell her I saw them?"



and now without further ado....


drum roll please...


air guitar...



a loud fart....

and the winner is....




Although Jacob was away on conference, he took the time to play hide and seek with his kids over the webcam during breaks. "Ready or not, here I come!"
This was an unexpected angle on this photo and a clever caption so this ladies and gentleman is your winner!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 08, 2010, 06:34:00 AM
Yaaay :biggrin:

Thanks!

New pic:

(https://www.hilarious.ws/files/picture/96531419.jpg)

GO!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on November 08, 2010, 06:36:54 AM
The wedding of cousin Elijah and cousin Bailee didn't interest little Peggy all that much.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 08, 2010, 06:37:29 AM
Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 6 (or 7...)
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Progmonster - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
Hefdaddy42 - 2
DTVT - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 27
Adami - 24
Tick - 22
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 08, 2010, 06:41:29 AM
"They will soon know she ate the flowers."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on November 08, 2010, 06:49:41 AM
Yaaay :biggrin:

Thanks!

New pic:

(https://www.hilarious.ws/files/picture/96531419.jpg)

GO!

Time to unhinge my jaw and have me some delicious cake.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on November 08, 2010, 07:13:32 AM
Yaaay :biggrin:

Thanks!

New pic:

(https://www.hilarious.ws/files/picture/96531419.jpg)


Still exhuasted from the bachelor party the night before, the village whore contemplates the many secrets she'll keep to herself......for now.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 08, 2010, 07:55:38 AM


(https://www.hilarious.ws/files/picture/96531419.jpg)

GO!

The first girl, in all mandkind, to find a wedding boring.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 08, 2010, 08:00:52 AM
(https://www.hilarious.ws/files/picture/96531419.jpg)

*yells* I can't believe she wore white!  Who's she fooling?  I'm right here!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 08, 2010, 08:06:41 AM
(https://www.hilarious.ws/files/picture/96531419.jpg)
Standard Satanic wedding...

Priest - "By the power vested in me by the evil one sent from hell to torment your souls, I now pronounce you possessed by the Devil. You may now kill a Goat"

kid - "Blah blah blah, this is totally lame. The only good thing about the Devil is the cake. I want some Oreo cookies."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 08, 2010, 11:09:35 AM
You cannot hide from satan. She watches you wherever you are. She's at your wedding, eating your souls!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on November 08, 2010, 11:15:02 AM
(https://www.hilarious.ws/files/picture/96531419.jpg)

Pre-wedding cake warmup: Try to dislodge your jaw muscles for faster food intake.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on November 08, 2010, 11:16:02 AM
Yaaay :biggrin:

Thanks!

New pic:

(https://www.hilarious.ws/files/picture/96531419.jpg)


'I wish they'd hurry up already. I'm tired, I started my damn period, and these pumps are fucking killing my feet!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 08, 2010, 11:18:09 AM


(https://www.hilarious.ws/files/picture/96531419.jpg)

GO!

SHE HAS CLAMIDIA!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 08, 2010, 11:19:01 AM
ELAINE!!!!!!!!!! ELAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on November 08, 2010, 11:32:05 AM
Yaaay :biggrin:

Thanks!

New pic:

(https://www.hilarious.ws/files/picture/96531419.jpg)

GO!

ASK HIM WHAT HE DID LAST NIGHT!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on November 08, 2010, 11:43:25 AM
Yaaay :biggrin:

Thanks!

New pic:

(https://www.hilarious.ws/files/picture/96531419.jpg)

GO!

ASK HIM WHO HE DID LAST NIGHT!!!

fix'd  :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 09, 2010, 07:16:24 AM
OK the round is up, and I found this one to be as weird as it's funny:

Still exhuasted from the bachelor party the night before, the village whore contemplates the many secrets she'll keep to herself......for now.

I can't quite picture the little girl as "the village whore" but it made me lol nonetheless :lol

You're up!

__________________________________________

Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 6 (or 7...)
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Progmonster - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Hefdaddy42 - 2
DTVT - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 27
Adami - 24
Tick - 22
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on November 09, 2010, 07:58:10 AM
Thank you, thank you. I was going for both weird and funny.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on November 09, 2010, 07:58:49 AM
The pic...

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/Mascots-Being-Awesome-10.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 09, 2010, 08:00:39 AM
Now that's doggie style!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 09, 2010, 08:02:17 AM
The pic...

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/Mascots-Being-Awesome-10.jpg)

As seen on sexandsports.com.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on November 09, 2010, 08:26:31 AM
"Fido, get down now!  *laughs uncomfortably*  Sorry, he's just being friendly..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 09, 2010, 09:06:22 AM
"He's got a little Mississippi leg hound in him. Its best you just let him finish."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on November 09, 2010, 09:20:06 AM
You like that, bitch?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 09, 2010, 09:27:33 AM
"He's got a little Mississippi leg hound in him. Its best you just let him finish."

nice.
I can't do better...though I think it's "If he lays into you....It's best you just let him finish"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 09, 2010, 09:34:51 AM
"He's got a little Mississippi leg hound in him. Its best you just let him finish."

nice.
I can't do better...though I think it's "If he lays into you....It's best you just let him finish"
Sorry, I didn't want to do the research so I went from memory. :lol
:tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on November 09, 2010, 09:38:22 AM
When the Gonzaga cheerleaders were informed the Zags would be part of the Elite 8, they were unaware that the '8' referred to inches.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 09, 2010, 10:04:25 AM
(https://imgur.com/aGGI1.jpg)

"The team knew that the well performance of this trick deserved a multitudinous high-five!" 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 09, 2010, 11:23:18 AM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/Mascots-Being-Awesome-10.jpg)
Mascot - "Oprah told me to."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 09, 2010, 11:26:45 AM
The pic...

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/Mascots-Being-Awesome-10.jpg)

Bob Knight found a way to secretly get back into college basketball.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 09, 2010, 11:33:35 AM
Jim said he wanted the thrill of having lots of people watch, but even Kate was surprised by his timing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on November 09, 2010, 11:42:17 AM
Bob Knight found a way to secretly get back into college basketball.

If so, wonder if it was via a back door?

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 09, 2010, 11:52:39 AM
Bob Knight found a way to secretly get back into college basketball.

If so, wonder if it was via a back door?



*Cue in Deep Purple* :laugh:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on November 09, 2010, 01:18:10 PM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/Mascots-Being-Awesome-10.jpg)

10 seconds before Laura, the PETA feminist sports-hater woke up from her nightmare.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 09, 2010, 01:20:16 PM
Bringing new meaning to "doggy style."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 09, 2010, 01:44:20 PM

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/Mascots-Being-Awesome-10.jpg)




raise your hands and spirits for i am about to unleash the holy water!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 09, 2010, 02:00:50 PM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/Mascots-Being-Awesome-10.jpg)
Dr. Dog - " Now hold still, you might feel a little pinch. Its nothing to worry about, I sterilized the needle."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 09, 2010, 02:09:11 PM
Snoop Dog's new video for "Bow Wow (That's My Name)"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on November 10, 2010, 07:17:04 AM
When the Gonzaga cheerleaders were informed the Zags would be part of the Elite 8, they were unaware that the '8' referred to inches.

Winner!! For referencing Gonzaga.....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on November 10, 2010, 11:29:50 AM
kingshmegland - 27
Adami - 24
Tick - 22
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8


Usually have a picture in mind, but haven't won in a while, so had to settle for this:  

Try not to quote the image since it is kinda big.

That's what the bride said...

(https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2009/08/katie-sc00020c71-copy.jpg/570_0_resize.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 10, 2010, 11:32:40 AM
Damn, doesn't look like I'll be getting much out of those.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 10, 2010, 11:47:54 AM
We now look into the life of little(not for long) Ron Jeremy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 10, 2010, 12:10:21 PM
John Wayne Gacy - Age 2
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 10, 2010, 12:13:23 PM
Quick!  Call the police!!  This is not their baby!! It's not bronzed!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 10, 2010, 12:32:39 PM
With not much time on his hands, Cool Chris draws one from the family album vault.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 10, 2010, 02:47:30 PM
The Westboro Baptist Church's re-enactment of the birth of jesus was very telling of their geographical location and culture.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 10, 2010, 05:12:54 PM

That's what the bride said...

(https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2009/08/katie-sc00020c71-copy.jpg/570_0_resize.jpg)

Although, he's known as a hero,  Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger had a dark side to him that no one ever knew of.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on November 10, 2010, 10:19:05 PM
"I'm ready for making the next one. "
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on November 10, 2010, 11:20:02 PM
"...here I am thinking I would be out of place with my lavender pants..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 11, 2010, 12:08:43 PM
(https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2009/08/katie-sc00020c71-copy.jpg/570_0_resize.jpg)
Larry Tate became a bit weird after the series bewitched was canceled.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on November 11, 2010, 12:42:46 PM
El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 6 (or 7...)
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Progmonster - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
Hefdaddy42 - 2
DTVT - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 27
Adami - 25
Tick - 22
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8

Damn, doesn't look like I'll be getting much out of those.

Win
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 11, 2010, 01:17:49 PM
Cool, thanks.

This thread seems to be dying a little bit, I'll see if I can find a pic to spice things up.

Eh, this is good enough. Oh god I love Mel Gibson.

(https://www.opposingviews.com/attachments/0006/6533/gallery_main-mel-gibson-crazy-faces-16.jpg?1278618698)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on November 11, 2010, 01:47:20 PM
"Jeeeesuuuussssss ......









... Christ, she is working some magic down there."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 11, 2010, 02:14:20 PM
Cool, thanks.

This thread seems to be dying a little bit, I'll see if I can find a pic to spice things up.

Eh, this is good enough. Oh god I love Mel Gibson.

(https://www.opposingviews.com/attachments/0006/6533/gallery_main-mel-gibson-crazy-faces-16.jpg?1278618698)

Somehow, the word "Finishes" has a dual meaning with Mel.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 11, 2010, 04:31:03 PM
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE......but Mke Tyson can't change his mind...I HAVE TO BE IN HANGOVER II !!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 11, 2010, 04:34:31 PM
Cool, thanks.
 (https://www.opposingviews.com/attachments/0006/6533/gallery_main-mel-gibson-crazy-faces-16.jpg?1278618698)

OHHHHHH!!!  I know what he's saying in thiS pic!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP!  YOU SHOULD JUST FUCKING SMILE AND BLOOOOOW ME!! :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 11, 2010, 08:04:47 PM
Needs crazy anti-jew jokes.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on November 12, 2010, 01:10:22 AM
"For a Jew you really like sausage."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on November 12, 2010, 07:15:03 AM
Cool, thanks.

This thread seems to be dying a little bit, I'll see if I can find a pic to spice things up.

Eh, this is good enough. Oh god I love Mel Gibson.

(https://www.opposingviews.com/attachments/0006/6533/gallery_main-mel-gibson-crazy-faces-16.jpg?1278618698)

"AHHHHHHHHH-JEWWWWWW!!"
(when Mel Gibson sneezes  :( )
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 12, 2010, 07:24:31 AM
(https://www.opposingviews.com/attachments/0006/6533/gallery_main-mel-gibson-crazy-faces-16.jpg?1278618698)
"That's right, Adami! There! Oh you filthy little...Ah!! I. LOVE. JEW!!!"
Title: Re: Mel don't know racism
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on November 12, 2010, 10:56:09 AM
"'Ant-semite?' Isn't that the foam I asked you to use?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 12, 2010, 11:31:45 AM
Cool, thanks.

.

(https://www.opposingviews.com/attachments/0006/6533/gallery_main-mel-gibson-crazy-faces-16.jpg?1278618698)

It's always tough to say sieg heil when your yawning.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 12, 2010, 11:33:36 AM
Coming this Christmas: Lethal Weapon 5 - The Silent Sneeze
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 12, 2010, 01:43:49 PM
"There blinding me with Science!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 12, 2010, 10:46:42 PM
El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 6 (or 7...)
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Emindead - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
Hefdaddy42 - 2
DTVT - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 27
Adami - 25
Tick - 22
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8



Emin wins, stuff.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 13, 2010, 06:09:29 AM
Mel is my homeboy!

(https://imgur.com/idwse.png)

Go!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 13, 2010, 06:15:06 AM
Mel is my homeboy!

(https://imgur.com/idwse.png)

Go!

So this is how white kids become rap fans.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 13, 2010, 06:26:14 AM
Mel is my homeboy!

(https://imgur.com/idwse.png)

Go!
More tongue.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 13, 2010, 06:52:56 AM
Stewie is in training to bite his mom's nipples after giving him that hideous gruel last night.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 13, 2010, 08:29:46 AM
Mel is my homeboy!

(https://imgur.com/idwse.png)

Go!

This is the weirdest tasting harmonica I've ever played.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 13, 2010, 10:29:52 AM
Future porn star in training.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 13, 2010, 10:52:12 AM
Eventually, Hitler grew big enough to eat the watermelon.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 13, 2010, 11:17:32 AM
Robert DeNiro growing up. (look up his personal life, it will make more sense in a mean racist way).


Or.



Mmmmmmm tastes like pussy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 13, 2010, 02:48:09 PM
This picture is racist!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Kosmo on November 13, 2010, 05:08:33 PM
Eventually, Hitler grew big enough to eat the watermelon.

 :heart :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 13, 2010, 09:23:14 PM
Mel is my homeboy!

(https://imgur.com/idwse.png)

Go!
Honey, I think the kid may have an infected lip.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 14, 2010, 08:49:39 AM
(https://imgur.com/idwse.png)

Go!
More tongue.
Concise, yet effective. Winner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 14, 2010, 08:50:53 AM
El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 6 (or 7...)
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Emindead - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
DTVT - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 27
Adami - 25
Tick - 22
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 15, 2010, 04:43:42 AM
OK...how about this?

(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/soccerisawesome.jpg)

Go!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 15, 2010, 05:39:46 AM
"I put a dollar in the slot and I'm not leaving without a Snickers bar!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 15, 2010, 05:41:13 AM
I knew that pic would surface here :lol

"Those are NOT the droids you're looking for!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 15, 2010, 06:06:27 AM
You win "MOVEMBER" bitch!....Fist you grow the stash...then you get a free exam!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 15, 2010, 06:34:27 AM
"This isn't RUGBYYY!!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 15, 2010, 07:35:16 AM
"Stop being a baby, I almost have it. OH SHIT, I THINK IT JUST BIT ME!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 15, 2010, 07:53:55 AM
OK...how about this?

(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/soccerisawesome.jpg)

Go!

"How did he pull that goal out of his ass"!!!!!

This celebration crap is getting out of hand.  He's doing the "Start the lawn mower"!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 15, 2010, 09:41:42 AM
"GIVE ME BACK MY DAMN KOOL-AID!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 15, 2010, 02:29:49 PM
Hand ball!!!   HAND BAAALLLLLL!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 15, 2010, 02:36:13 PM
"Take it you filthy whore, take it good and take it hard....yeaaaaa ohhhhh yeaaaaaaa"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 15, 2010, 02:45:11 PM
MOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN RIVER

Thank you doc.  Ever serve time?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 15, 2010, 02:47:36 PM
Joey...have you ever been to a spanish soccer game?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 15, 2010, 02:52:51 PM
Cricky...I'm going to stick my finger in his butthole.   OOOOHHH, this is a feisty one!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 15, 2010, 02:55:32 PM
Cricky...I'm going to stick my finger in his butthole.   OOOOHHH, this is a feisty one!

Totally read that in an australian accent.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 15, 2010, 02:59:27 PM
Cricky...I'm going to stick my finger in his butthole.   OOOOHHH, this is a feisty one!

Totally read that in an australian accent.
As you were supposed to.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 15, 2010, 03:28:31 PM
OK...how about this?

(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/soccerisawesome.jpg)

Go!

Columbian drug lords are finding even in today's economy that anybody is willing to make extra money.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on November 15, 2010, 06:06:32 PM
Re-enactment of Tool's song - Stinkfist.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 15, 2010, 09:00:01 PM
OK...how about this?

https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/soccerisawesome.jpg

Go!
Columbian drug lords are finding even in today's economy that anybody is willing to make extra money.
ColOmbian, DAMMIT!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 15, 2010, 09:00:48 PM
OK...how about this?

(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/soccerisawesome.jpg)

Go!

IT'S COLOMBIAN DAMNIT!!!!!!!!! WITH AN O!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 15, 2010, 09:02:32 PM
:clap:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 15, 2010, 09:08:13 PM
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/soccerisawesome.jpg)
"We need to go deeper!"

        INCEPTION
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 15, 2010, 09:30:15 PM
I think it's a breech baby, just let me see if I can turn it around.
Title: Re: Went there!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on November 15, 2010, 10:30:50 PM
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/soccerisawesome.jpg)

Those Spanish players will fake ANY injury to get a red card called, even a miscarriage.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LCArenas on November 16, 2010, 03:32:41 AM
OK...how about this?

https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/soccerisawesome.jpg

Go!
Columbian drug lords are finding even in today's economy that anybody is willing to make extra money.
ColOmbian, DAMMIT!
An English teacher told me that saying Columbia in English is actually correct, as it's named after Christopher Columbus in English just as Cristóbal Colón in Spanish. It's like saying Germany instead of Deutschland.


Anyway, "I KNOW YOU BITCH STOLE MY MIGHTY BEANS, AND I KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 16, 2010, 04:11:13 AM
OK...how about this?

https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/soccerisawesome.jpg

Go!
Columbian drug lords are finding even in today's economy that anybody is willing to make extra money.
ColOmbian, DAMMIT!

All I've got to say is.......my bad. :P
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 16, 2010, 05:12:37 AM
MOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN RIVER

Thank you doc.  Ever serve time?
WINNER.

And if you don't get the reference, you are a LOSER.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 16, 2010, 05:19:52 AM
Gotta love Fletch :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 16, 2010, 07:59:15 AM
Hi.  Ted, Ted Nugent. :laugh:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 16, 2010, 08:52:48 AM
(https://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/greyhound424ap.jpg)

Updated Standings:

El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 6 (or 7...)
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Emindead - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
DTVT - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 27
Adami - 25
Tick - 22
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 16, 2010, 08:53:00 AM
OK...how about this?

https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/soccerisawesome.jpg

Go!
Columbian drug lords are finding even in today's economy that anybody is willing to make extra money.
ColOmbian, DAMMIT!
An English teacher told me that saying Columbia in English is actually correct, as it's named after Christopher Columbus in English just as Cristóbal Colón in Spanish. It's like saying Germany instead of Deutschland.
Your teacher was dead wrong. According to the English grammar Colombia (the country) is written with an O. According to the German grammar, it is written Kolumbien. Every country has its way.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 16, 2010, 09:16:37 AM
"Kiss me, although I'm not an Irish setter".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 16, 2010, 09:43:14 AM
James LaBrie's dog proudly celebrates St. Patrick's day as he  belts out the chorus to Blind Faith.


yeah, I know, bizarre caption. :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 16, 2010, 10:29:00 AM
whippet, whippet real good!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 16, 2010, 12:07:12 PM
DTVT, where did you find my family's St. Patty's day pictures?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 16, 2010, 02:09:24 PM
YOU

SHALL

NOT

PASS!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on November 16, 2010, 02:14:10 PM
(https://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/greyhound424ap.jpg)

"Aaawwww, is he really fisting that other player??!! That's not right, that's just not right...."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 16, 2010, 02:15:54 PM
I'M SCOTTISH YOU GREEN BASTARD!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 16, 2010, 03:55:39 PM
(https://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/greyhound424ap.jpg)


Doooooooooog years -- For every sad son of a bitch
Doooooooooog years -- With his tail between his ears
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 16, 2010, 03:59:21 PM
Even gay dogs want a bone, they're just more adiment about it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 16, 2010, 04:04:01 PM
(https://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/greyhound424ap.jpg)



THAT'S MY GODDAMN FIRE HYDRANT!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 16, 2010, 04:09:49 PM
They may take our bones........but they will never take......


OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 17, 2010, 06:31:05 AM
(https://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/greyhound424ap.jpg)
"Kiss me I'm Irish!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 17, 2010, 06:51:58 AM
"OI!!! I HATE GYPSIES!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 17, 2010, 06:56:03 PM
whippet, whippet real good!

It's really a Greyhound - I looked for a greyhound picture since I'm a greyhound owner.  I was at work, otherwise I would have uploaded one of my dog because there are plenty of good ones I own.

Winner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 18, 2010, 05:18:37 AM
I acknowledge my win. But can't post a pic until this evening.

Regards. Rest today ye weary Captioners.

Updated Standings:

El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 7 (I'm fine with 7)
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Emindead - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
DTVT - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 27
Adami - 25
Tick - 22
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 18, 2010, 06:26:07 AM
I acknowledge my win. But can't post a pic until this evening.

Regards. Rest today ye weary Captioners.

Updated Standings:

El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 7 (I'm fine with 7)
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Emindead - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
DTVT - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 27
Adami - 25
Tick - 22
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
I have a good one if you want it? Otherwise we can certainly wait. :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 18, 2010, 07:21:57 AM
Please go ahead an post it.
And YOU may judge it as well.

Thanx!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 18, 2010, 07:43:06 AM
Ok then. This one is in honor of our last winner, the spida!
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Great20Halloween20Costume1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 18, 2010, 08:01:53 AM
Ok then. This one is in honor of our last winner, the spida!
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Great20Halloween20Costume1.jpg)

Al's plot failed because Bill the burly truck driver was next in line.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ħ on November 18, 2010, 08:08:41 AM
This just in: scientists have officially proven evolution by careful observance of the gradual change in behavior and tactics of peeping Toms.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 18, 2010, 08:14:32 AM
Ok then. This one is in honor of our last winner, the spida!
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Great20Halloween20Costume1.jpg)

One of these seats is not like the other..........
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 18, 2010, 08:35:59 AM
Skibby-ba-bee-da-ba-da-bomp
Skibby-ba-bee-da-ba-da-bomp

I'M A SCAT MAN!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 18, 2010, 01:42:47 PM
as if she folds!......everyone knows that just smears it........you gotta crinkle it!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 18, 2010, 01:47:35 PM
Is that a toilet?


It's a bidet.


Ewwwww
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on November 18, 2010, 05:25:40 PM
"Hustler better publish this one, otherwise I'll have to resort to talking to them."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 18, 2010, 05:30:41 PM
Ok then. This one is in honor of our last winner, the spida!
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Great20Halloween20Costume1.jpg)

Paper toilet seat cover brought to you by Trojan.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 18, 2010, 05:44:15 PM
Really!!! She's a fucking transexual!!!  FML
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 19, 2010, 11:07:22 AM
Ok then. This one is in honor of our last winner, the spida!
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Great20Halloween20Costume1.jpg)

Al's plot failed because Bill the burly truck driver was next in line.
winner
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 19, 2010, 11:11:43 AM
Ok then. This one is in honor of our last winner, the spida!
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Great20Halloween20Costume1.jpg)

Al's plot succeeded Bill the burly truck driver was next in line.
winner
fix'd
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 19, 2010, 11:13:29 AM
LOL lonestar.

Thank you!!  I'll post a pic when I get home!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 19, 2010, 11:15:33 AM
 :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 19, 2010, 03:50:48 PM
El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 7 (I'm fine with 7)
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Emindead - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
DTVT - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 28
Adami - 25
Tick - 22
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 19, 2010, 03:53:12 PM
Skip the funny line under the pic!  GO!!


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/mountainclimbing.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 19, 2010, 04:04:04 PM
"20 million dollars, 20 million dollars, 20 million dollars...."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 19, 2010, 05:43:24 PM
"Even when you fart in water its marvelous."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 19, 2010, 05:44:42 PM
Well Sarah Marshall seems to have moved on.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 19, 2010, 05:45:47 PM
Well Sarah Marshall seems to have moved on.
to a boob job and a half
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 19, 2010, 05:46:47 PM
The original birthing scene for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button was scrapped and the movie re-written in a less sexy way.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 19, 2010, 05:49:46 PM
If I had to write my own ending, this would be it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 19, 2010, 05:52:47 PM
Oh my god, it IS as stiff as a diving board.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 19, 2010, 06:55:12 PM
I swear lady, this is the only way to treat male pattern baldness.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 19, 2010, 07:03:40 PM
I knew she was lying when she said it wouldn't smell like fish.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on November 19, 2010, 07:19:55 PM
Despite Hurricane Katrina's best efforts, strip clubs in New Orleans were still open for business.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 19, 2010, 08:52:41 PM
Too dead for head.
Title: Re: Get it? 'Cause they're in the sea!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on November 19, 2010, 11:17:13 PM
"Something smell like fish to you?"
Title: Re: Get it? 'Cause Hef already made that joke!
Post by: Adami on November 19, 2010, 11:18:52 PM
"Something smell like fish to you?"
I knew she was lying when she said it wouldn't smell like fish.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 19, 2010, 11:45:52 PM
You didn't get it, Adami.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on November 20, 2010, 01:19:55 AM
To motorboat, or not to...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 20, 2010, 07:36:06 AM
" I love the smell of fish."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on November 20, 2010, 01:32:07 PM
Skip the funny line under the pic!  GO!!


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/mountainclimbing.jpg)

Blonde: "Help! A pervert just swam up to me!!"
Old Man: "I'm not a pervert, I'm a puppy."
Blonde: "Oh.... how cute! Look! A puppy!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on November 20, 2010, 03:30:34 PM
Skip the funny line under the pic!  GO!!


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/mountainclimbing.jpg)

Dolphin disguise: Initiated. Maybe I shuld do a barrel roll.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 20, 2010, 03:33:07 PM
Despite Hurricane Katrina's best efforts, strip clubs in New Orleans were still open for business.

Evil and funny.  Winna!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 20, 2010, 03:38:15 PM
Damn, I must be slacking.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on November 21, 2010, 03:35:56 AM
I wont be home for a while so someone else can post a pic to speed things up a bit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 21, 2010, 05:57:20 AM
Posted for Guitarded...
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/martha-stewart-mr-t-eat-spaghetti1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 21, 2010, 05:58:01 AM
"I pity the fool who don't like pasta!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 21, 2010, 05:59:34 AM
El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 7 (I'm fine with 7)
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Emindead - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
DTVT - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 28
Adami - 25
Tick - 22
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 21, 2010, 06:02:20 AM
Posted for Guitarded...
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/martha-stewart-mr-t-eat-spaghetti1.jpg)

I've got no time for jibba, jabba.  Pass me the damn cheese.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ħ on November 21, 2010, 06:04:00 AM
I pity the fool that don't keep the woman in the kitchen!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 21, 2010, 06:32:56 AM
Standings...

El Barto - 6
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Emindead - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
DTVT - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 28
Adami - 25
Tick - 22
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider - 7


I put Spider in the hall! :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on November 21, 2010, 06:39:12 AM
:mrt:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 21, 2010, 08:49:57 AM
I pity the food that don't keep the woman in the kitchen!

fix'd.



YAY IM IN THE HALL!!!!!

whoohooo!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 21, 2010, 11:23:27 AM
Mr. T, tasting food to make sure white people don't die.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 21, 2010, 02:39:25 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/martha-stewart-mr-t-eat-spaghetti1.jpg)
Mr. T - "Whats you looking at fool! I gots me a white women and a plate of spaghetti. I'm the man! After we done eating, were gonna make love in spaghetti."

Martha - " He's very big. Its a good thing."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 21, 2010, 02:41:11 PM
Mr. T was the only way Martha made it through home incarceration.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 21, 2010, 03:31:36 PM
Oh god the basil, it does nothing!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 21, 2010, 03:32:20 PM
Ebony and Ivory, eating together some boring spaghetti.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 21, 2010, 04:31:03 PM
The real origin of Mrs. T foods.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 21, 2010, 08:06:54 PM
Bland Broad and an old fool.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 21, 2010, 08:16:07 PM
Eat it slave.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 21, 2010, 08:31:15 PM
Martha and T enjoy a nice bowl of prison food. Ah the memories.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 21, 2010, 08:42:57 PM
Mr. T enjoys a nice bowl of prison food. And some pasta. Ah the memories.

FTFY
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 22, 2010, 05:23:31 PM
Guitarded, you are the judge on this one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on November 22, 2010, 06:23:30 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/martha-stewart-mr-t-eat-spaghetti1.jpg)

KIDS, IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, EAT ALL YOUR SCHOOL, STAY IN MILK, DRINK YOUR TEETH, DON'T DO SLEEP, AND GET EIGHT HOURS OF DRUGS; YOU CAN GET WORK
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 22, 2010, 09:43:03 PM
 :rollin :rollin :rollin

I like that it has nothing really to do with the pic. But god damn if that isn't hilarious.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 22, 2010, 11:29:15 PM
36 takes and that's the closest Mr. T could get to looking like he enjoyed Martha's special sauce.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on November 23, 2010, 03:38:22 AM
Martha and T enjoy a nice bowl of prison food. Ah the memories.
Winrar.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on November 23, 2010, 03:39:11 AM
Standings...

El Barto - 6
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Emindead - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
DTVT - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 28
Adami - 25
Tick - 23
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 23, 2010, 05:01:32 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/15303_390499431655_589516655_422465.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 23, 2010, 05:26:17 AM
"Hey mister, can you spare a dime? The maintenance cost for this grave is making me cry blood...."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ħ on November 23, 2010, 05:30:36 AM
"Do you still wait for your god?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 23, 2010, 08:33:56 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/15303_390499431655_589516655_422465.jpg)


Gene Simmons has put a court ordered injunction for tick to take down this pic.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on November 23, 2010, 08:45:10 AM
Pull me under, I'm not afraid.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on November 23, 2010, 09:28:48 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/15303_390499431655_589516655_422465.jpg)

"The diarrhea .... it's killing me...."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 23, 2010, 10:45:14 AM
After Mel Gibsons mother died, he finally was able to express who he really was.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 23, 2010, 10:47:47 AM
"Here lies Martha Gibson and Mary Dickinson.
They died of embarrassment."

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 23, 2010, 10:48:45 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/15303_390499431655_589516655_422465.jpg)
"This isn't Detroit! Could you please spare a dime so I can go to Rock City and enjoy the Kiss concert?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 23, 2010, 11:12:16 AM
"Damn you Nicky Spanjaards!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 23, 2010, 12:15:03 PM
The pussification of heavy metal is now complete.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 23, 2010, 12:18:22 PM
I have to say, this round will be tough to judge. Some of these captions are great! :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 23, 2010, 12:23:56 PM
I have to say, this round will be tough to judge. Some of these captions are great! :lol

You know you're gonna pick zydar, just admit.


ADMIT IT!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 23, 2010, 12:29:49 PM
I have to say, this round will be tough to judge. Some of these captions are great! :lol

You know you're gonna pick zydar, just admit.


ADMIT IT!
I will admit no such thing.
:tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on November 23, 2010, 12:30:13 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/15303_390499431655_589516655_422465.jpg)

"HAH! I got you by the balls, Invisible Man!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 23, 2010, 12:32:05 PM
After Adami violently killed The Tick, Arthur finally lost his mind.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nihil-Morari on November 23, 2010, 12:37:24 PM
Because only expensive cameras can shoot cool pictures at night, budget death metal group "The Hounds of Hell" decided to go for a daylight shoot.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 23, 2010, 02:15:24 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/15303_390499431655_589516655_422465.jpg)

You're here, there's nothing I fear and I know that my heart will go on...............
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 24, 2010, 06:46:24 AM
The pussification of heavy metal is now complete.
This was a close second. Really made me laugh but...
Pull me under, I'm not afraid.
I loved the simplicity of this one and thus Bosk is this rounds winner!
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/tickmas1.gif)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 24, 2010, 06:47:43 AM

Standings...

El Barto - 6
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Emindead - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
DTVT - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 28
Adami - 25
Tick - 23
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on November 24, 2010, 07:59:37 AM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/Grinch.jpg)

GO!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on November 24, 2010, 08:00:52 AM
"My hair is green when you aren't looking at me."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 24, 2010, 08:01:27 AM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/Grinch.jpg)

GO!

Did you know that Dr. Seuss failed ever year in the spelling bee?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ħ on November 24, 2010, 08:14:36 AM
If you thought Green Party propaganda was pathetic before, you ain't seen nuthin' yet.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 24, 2010, 08:15:19 AM
Typical adolescent 3 way fantasy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 24, 2010, 11:46:54 AM
Al Gores daughter stole the play.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 24, 2010, 11:49:22 AM
Al Gores daughter invented the play.

FTFY :laugh:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 25, 2010, 06:06:48 AM
"C'mon girlie, don't you want to eat your broccoli?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on November 25, 2010, 09:56:06 AM
Al Gores daughter invented the play.

FTFY :laugh:

:rollin  Not sure if this is eligible, but it's definitely the one that made me laugh the hardest.

Standings...

El Barto - 6
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Emindead - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
DTVT - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 29
Adami - 25
Tick - 23
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 25, 2010, 10:12:57 AM
Thank you bosk1.

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/pussyinpocket.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on November 25, 2010, 12:16:32 PM
Im sure there's a joke involving pussy and balls in here somewhere...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on November 25, 2010, 12:30:46 PM
After a long night of booze and pool, there was just not enough time to find a bathroom....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on November 26, 2010, 12:56:27 AM
"Why is it the only pussy I know that licks balls is my cat?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 26, 2010, 05:56:17 AM
"Oh shit, better hide. If he see's I'm on the pool table I'm screwed."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 26, 2010, 08:06:22 AM
I'm sure they'll figure a way to incorporate one more ball into this game.  Better leave it where they put all the other ones.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on November 26, 2010, 08:30:28 AM
Here's my cue to look cute.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 26, 2010, 10:20:25 AM
Scratch, my ass.  Ball, you get the FUCK out here!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 26, 2010, 10:28:21 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/pussyinpocket.jpg)
"Oh no, tick misused "your" again."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on November 26, 2010, 10:51:38 AM
I don't know if that was to troll me or to be light-hearted about the recent scuffle we've had.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 26, 2010, 11:03:09 AM
I don't know if that was to troll me or to be light-hearted about the recent scuffle we've had.
James, it was a caption meant to make the judge laugh and choose it. Nothing more. I have no ill will towards you. I sincerely mean that.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 26, 2010, 02:18:54 PM
After a long night of booze and pool, there was just not enough time to find a bathroom....

Haven't we all been there. :laugh:  Winna!!


Standings...

El Barto - 6
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Emindead - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
DTVT - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 29
Adami - 25
Tick - 23
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider - 7

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on November 26, 2010, 02:55:32 PM
W00t!

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/bizarre-family-portrait.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 26, 2010, 03:04:56 PM
W00t!

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/bizarre-family-portrait.jpg)
America, Fuck Yeah!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 26, 2010, 03:34:21 PM
W00t!

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/bizarre-family-portrait.jpg)
It's obvious to the trained police eye that this guy is carrying two guns.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on November 26, 2010, 03:36:03 PM
He got caught trying to kill two birds with one stone.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 26, 2010, 03:48:33 PM
pop guns pop
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 26, 2010, 03:50:33 PM
Vote for the republican party.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on November 26, 2010, 11:56:01 PM
Cameraman: Okay we're ready to shoot.

Bernard: So am I...

Teresa: Oh honey, sometimes just hearing your jokes make the stretch marks worth it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 27, 2010, 12:11:11 AM
How far along is your wife?


Huh? She's not pregnant, we're currently engaged in anal sex...................yea it's that big.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 27, 2010, 03:33:05 AM
Ummm...

I got nothin'.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on November 27, 2010, 04:03:28 AM
Jerry Springer's most popular guests.
Title: Re: Exactly what it says on the tin
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on November 27, 2010, 04:08:02 AM
MOM?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 27, 2010, 07:44:29 AM
As the world eagerly awaits its next tea party member.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 27, 2010, 07:54:35 AM
W00t!

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/bizarre-family-portrait.jpg)

This Saved By The Bell reunion show has a kick ass plot line.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on November 27, 2010, 09:20:23 AM
^^ooOOoo I like that one^^

LOL
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 27, 2010, 04:09:03 PM
"Stop or my insestual dad will shoot."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 27, 2010, 08:26:27 PM
Sweet, two hostages for the price of one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 27, 2010, 08:31:30 PM
As you can see, Sarah Palin was born to pretty standard republican circumstances. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on November 27, 2010, 08:32:41 PM
"Oh, he's not joking, the last time he said "it was loaded" I didn't believe him...and now I'm due in 2 weeks lol!!1"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 28, 2010, 11:24:45 AM
"Scan this mother fucker."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on November 28, 2010, 11:43:57 AM
W00t!

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/bizarre-family-portrait.jpg)

This Saved By The Bell reunion show has a kick ass plot line.

Obscure and awesome. Winnah! :lol

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 28, 2010, 11:58:24 AM
Thank you!!  Picture comming soon.


El Barto - 6
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Emindead - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
DTVT - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 30
Adami - 25
Tick - 23
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 28, 2010, 12:05:49 PM
Have at it!!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/jabbaleiaslovechild.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 28, 2010, 12:15:14 PM
Going from Jabba The Hut to Pizza Hut didn't make any big difference to Princess Leia.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 28, 2010, 12:16:18 PM
Maybe you should have gone as princess layers.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on November 28, 2010, 12:17:59 PM
She didn't put the rolls on her ears this time.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 28, 2010, 12:18:52 PM
Help me Jenny Craig, you're my only hope.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on November 28, 2010, 12:30:44 PM
Today Leia is so ugly she put the "ug" in ugnaught.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on November 28, 2010, 12:36:08 PM
Jabba the Hutt disguised as Leia so he could start the Starve Wars
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 28, 2010, 12:37:22 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, Carrie Fisher.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on November 28, 2010, 12:42:42 PM
No handstands, thanks.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on November 28, 2010, 01:12:22 PM
Star Wars, Episode VII: "Jabba and Leia Should've Used a Condom."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 28, 2010, 01:15:40 PM
The last picture taken of Amanda before her suicide.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on November 28, 2010, 02:06:20 PM
Help me Jenny Craig, you're my only hope.

Awesome :lol

Luke: "Who is she? She is .... fat!"

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on November 28, 2010, 02:12:04 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/jabbaleiaslovechild.jpg)

Off-scene shot from Star Wars: Return of the Trailer Park


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 28, 2010, 02:25:56 PM
These reunions get worse and worse every time.  Damn you and your residuals, Lucas.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on November 28, 2010, 05:01:21 PM
It's Jabba the Slut!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on November 29, 2010, 03:43:08 AM
I always new Star Wars wouldn't age well.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 29, 2010, 05:48:25 AM
"Yoda want milk."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 29, 2010, 05:48:56 AM
Who knew Jamie Oliver was a Stars Wars geek?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 29, 2010, 05:03:13 PM
Help me Jenny Craig, you're my only hope.

LMAO and the beer went down the wrong pipe.  Damn you Adami.  This was a grand slam.  Congrats!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 29, 2010, 05:05:54 PM
El Barto - 6
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Emindead - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
DTVT - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 30
Adami - 26
Tick - 23
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 29, 2010, 08:48:08 PM
Goddamnit kingsypoo stop winning so many! You're making it impossible to catch up.

Anywho, I figure I'll try something different here. Try to be creative people! And no jokes about birds.

(https://www.election-issues-us.com/images/carlperson.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on November 29, 2010, 09:04:46 PM
"I see you baby, shaking that cash, shaking that cash"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 29, 2010, 09:08:21 PM
(https://www.election-issues-us.com/images/carlperson.jpg)
Nicky Spanjaards new agent ponders his future after finally getting a miracle ear.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 29, 2010, 09:09:11 PM
By the way, my google search was "Person". I was going for the least bizarre picture ever.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 29, 2010, 09:11:05 PM
"I pooped a little."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ħ on November 29, 2010, 09:20:20 PM
I'm sexin you later.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 29, 2010, 09:36:14 PM
I hate it when my balls itch in public.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 29, 2010, 09:41:57 PM
Right on ol' chap.  But why would we meet ladies of the night during the day?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on November 29, 2010, 09:52:10 PM
"Oh, hi, myself, my name is me. Good grip on that shake, sir! Pleasure!"
Title: Re: Seriously, what is he doing to his wrist?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on November 29, 2010, 10:24:04 PM
"I say, is that the man who was supposed to iron my trousers? I suppose I'd better switch over to my hand with the middle finger extended, then."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on November 30, 2010, 12:21:33 AM
"Combust hemp everyday. Disregard the consequences. That is the way that I roll."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on November 30, 2010, 12:33:24 AM
(https://www.election-issues-us.com/images/carlperson.jpg)

GQ: Geriatrics' Quarterly
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on November 30, 2010, 06:37:45 AM
AndyDT considers Britians plight.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 30, 2010, 07:00:44 AM
(https://www.election-issues-us.com/images/carlperson.jpg)
"He's not good enough for my daughter. As soon as I eat my salad I'm kicking his ass."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 30, 2010, 07:45:19 AM
Goddamnit kingsypoo stop winning so many! You're making it impossible to catch up.

Anywho, I figure I'll try something different here. Try to be creative people! And no jokes about birds.

(https://www.election-issues-us.com/images/carlperson.jpg)

Every morning, I take a break to stop and smell the benjamins.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 30, 2010, 08:18:45 AM
Old Roy was thinking how he might have looked had he had given his wife the new iron she wanted for Christmas last year.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on November 30, 2010, 08:27:39 AM
Here's a collage of the shit you want to wear to look your pretentiousest!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on November 30, 2010, 09:30:51 AM
(https://www.election-issues-us.com/images/carlperson.jpg)

"Are you the loner who has no friends? Nobody shows up at your cocktail parties? Get our life-sized stand-in dolls, voice activated!
Here we see our model 'British Ambassador', who says things like 'Golly, what a fabulous party' and 'The Queen would approve', or (if so desired) funny snippets like 'Hello there, I'm British. I'm coming, so get on that horse!'".

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on November 30, 2010, 11:46:13 AM
Damn, that bitch has one hell of an ass!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on November 30, 2010, 12:14:23 PM
This colostomy bag is really riding up on me today.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on November 30, 2010, 12:49:02 PM
Damn, that bitch has one hell of an ass!!! too bad I'm gay.

:tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on November 30, 2010, 02:00:45 PM
Goddamnit kingsypoo stop winning so many! You're making it impossible to catch up.

Anywho, I figure I'll try something different here. Try to be creative people! And no jokes about birds.

(https://www.election-issues-us.com/images/carlperson.jpg)

If anyone wants to know, I hang to the right.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on November 30, 2010, 10:01:39 PM
"I see you baby, shaking that cash, shaking that cash"

Winnar!

El Barto - 6
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Emindead - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
DTVT - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Jamesman - 2
TempusVox - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 30
Adami - 26
Tick - 23
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 01, 2010, 04:35:46 AM
Whoa....another win. What a twist!



(https://neastmag.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/cellphone-driving.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 01, 2010, 06:44:18 AM
"ARRRGGGG, THE WORLD IS TOTALLY A BLUR AND MY WIFE IS TEXTING ME TO STOP FOR BREAD!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 01, 2010, 08:03:46 AM
Whoa....another win. What a twist!



(https://neastmag.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/cellphone-driving.jpg)

A husband shopping for his wifes presents on Dec. 24th.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 01, 2010, 08:06:42 AM
Two for one BIG MACS........IM ON MY WAY BRAH~!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on December 01, 2010, 08:11:13 AM
Whoa....another win. What a twist!



(https://neastmag.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/cellphone-driving.jpg)

IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on December 01, 2010, 08:14:38 AM
one point twenty-one jiggawatts!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on December 01, 2010, 08:17:32 AM
"I can't drive 55 (and text at the same time)!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on December 01, 2010, 08:31:33 AM
Whoa....another win. What a twist!



(https://neastmag.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/cellphone-driving.jpg)

HONEY! YOU HAVE GOT TO TRY CONTACTS THEY'RE AMAZING! I CAN SEE!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 01, 2010, 11:33:33 AM
OH MY GOD I WON!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 01, 2010, 11:35:08 AM
Sexting your step-dad accidentally, the easy way to get away with murder.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 01, 2010, 12:19:35 PM
Look at the road.
Now back to your phone.
Now back to the road.
Now Back To Your Phone.
Sadly, this phone is out dated.
But if you got a smart phone and stop using a girly flip phone, you'd be able to keep both hands
On the wheel.
And Watch the Road.

(whistles oldspice theme)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 01, 2010, 12:21:57 PM
In Soviet Russia, phone calls you.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Kosmo on December 01, 2010, 12:38:24 PM
Wild goose reproduct usually in the springtime - Picture not related.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 01, 2010, 12:53:08 PM
"Oh my God, the Random Caption thread has 4,999 posts in it!!! I have to get home quickly to make the 5,000th!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 01, 2010, 12:53:30 PM
OH MY GOD I HIT 5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 01, 2010, 01:51:22 PM
OH MY GOD I HIT 5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*I'm Kyle and Stan's voices*  You Bastard!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 01, 2010, 01:54:24 PM
Whoa....another win. What a twist!



(https://neastmag.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/cellphone-driving.jpg)

Jack Bauer's younger brother Al Bauer never fit in at CTU.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 01, 2010, 02:35:30 PM
When do I declare the winrar?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 01, 2010, 02:37:13 PM
When do I declare the winrar?

24 hrs from your post.  Unless you won't be on in 2 hours and then it's your call.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 01, 2010, 02:39:26 PM
14 hours. ;)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 01, 2010, 02:41:01 PM
14 hours. ;)

 :rollin  Ooops!!  6:35AM, I see. :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 01, 2010, 02:44:01 PM
(https://neastmag.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/cellphone-driving.jpg)

Watching gay porn on your 3-D display phone might get embarrassing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 02, 2010, 05:23:54 AM
Dang, you guys all have awesome captions. :lol

"Oh my God, the Random Caption thread has 4,999 posts in it!!! I have to get home quickly to make the 5,000th!!!"
OH MY GOD I HIT 5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is there a way I can give it to you both? That was perfect with the picture. :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 02, 2010, 08:55:33 AM
Dang, you guys all have awesome captions. :lol

"Oh my God, the Random Caption thread has 4,999 posts in it!!! I have to get home quickly to make the 5,000th!!!"
OH MY GOD I HIT 5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is there a way I can give it to you both? That was perfect with the picture. :lol :lol :lol
Well...
Its uncharted water but I suppose with could make an unprecedented exception in which we both receive a win and one of us posts a picture while the other one judges it.

Lets see what Adami thinks about it? If he is cool with it, they I say sure, why not.

:tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 02, 2010, 12:19:34 PM
I'm fine with it blewman.


You can post the pic, and I'll judge if that's cool with you.


(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/Arthur1.gif)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 02, 2010, 12:21:45 PM
I'm fine with it blewman.


You can post the pic, and I'll judge if that's cool with you.


(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/Arthur1.gif)
Done deal. I'll go find a pic.
:tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 02, 2010, 12:24:09 PM
El Barto - 6
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Emindead - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
DTVT - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Jamesman - 2
TempusVox - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 30
Adami - 27
Tick - 24
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 02, 2010, 12:25:49 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/olby31.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 02, 2010, 12:35:42 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/olby31.jpg)

Boy, these Muppets look so real.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on December 02, 2010, 01:40:10 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/olby31.jpg)

"Boy, this may possibly be the world's worst erection; I hope we're not live right now."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on December 02, 2010, 02:36:33 PM
A still from the new real life Thunderbirds movie!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 02, 2010, 02:44:27 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/olby31.jpg)

5 seconds before Olberman's accidental decapitation by an Israeli plane that got off course.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Cool Chris on December 02, 2010, 02:47:49 PM
Dude, I got a Dell!


I can't stop the Republicans. My best bet is to merely try to contain them.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 02, 2010, 02:53:18 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/olby31.jpg)

Olberman fantasizing about gay porn. "Hey, I'm liberal, I can do that without feeling guilty!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 02, 2010, 02:57:37 PM
Downloading the wikileaks videos right now...feels good man.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on December 02, 2010, 03:09:56 PM
"There's just something about the feeling of a leather chair when you're secretly not wearing pants that makes me feel...sassy!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 02, 2010, 03:11:02 PM
>bosk1 at work thinking he's updating his status on facebook

 :police:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 02, 2010, 03:23:07 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/olby31.jpg)

They're......not......gonna.......broadcast him.

That's a faux pas if you're scoring at home...or if you're by yourself.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on December 02, 2010, 04:46:14 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/olby31.jpg)
Bitch, please!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on December 03, 2010, 01:32:10 AM
*snip*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on December 03, 2010, 08:54:02 AM
ThroughHerEyesDude6, I suggest you give the forum rules another read through.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 03, 2010, 09:09:40 AM
ThroughHerEyesDude6, I suggest you give the forum rules another read through.

Reading this post as its an actual caption and the words are from Keith Oberman makes me laugh! :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on December 03, 2010, 09:17:10 AM
:rollin  Then I guess you can count it as an entry.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 03, 2010, 01:19:53 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/olby31.jpg)
Bitch, please!

Winner. Simple, to the point. and oddly completely fitting to the pic.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on December 03, 2010, 02:40:50 PM
Crap!  I thought Tick was judging this one, or else I would have gone for something much more anti-Semitic.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 03, 2010, 02:57:21 PM
Crap!  I thought Tick was judging this one, or else I would have gone for something much more anti-Semitic.


BOOYA!

But I picked Emindead, he's antisemitic enough to count for whatever you were going to post.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 03, 2010, 03:19:39 PM
He's antisemitic enough for both of you.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 03, 2010, 03:20:36 PM
Ok enough of this swastika measuring contest.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 03, 2010, 03:21:02 PM
Ok enough of this swastika measuring contest.

Fine, I'll put it away.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on December 03, 2010, 04:42:56 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/iCO7Z.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on December 03, 2010, 04:43:58 PM
El Barto - 6
Wolfking - 4
Emindead - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
DTVT - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Jamesman - 2
TempusVox - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 30
Adami - 27
Tick - 24
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 03, 2010, 04:44:41 PM
"How did the chicken cross the road?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 03, 2010, 04:47:58 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/iCO7Z.jpg)

He just saved a bunch of money switching over to GEICO.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 03, 2010, 04:51:28 PM
My name is AndyDT, and no one takes me seriously.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on December 03, 2010, 04:52:50 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/iCO7Z.jpg)

Obscure music fact #8,003:  In early 1978, after several members of the Village People injured themselves coming up with the dance routine for their soon-to-be-released single, YMXA, they were forced to scrap the song and go back to the drawing board.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on December 03, 2010, 04:57:52 PM
"Crane technique...  If do right, no can defense."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 03, 2010, 04:58:46 PM
Father Fry demonstrates how the gay church re-enacts the crucifiction with a little added spice.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 03, 2010, 05:03:07 PM
My name is AndyDT, and no one takes me seriously.
:rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 03, 2010, 08:25:50 PM

 Coming soon to Fox
So you think you can dance with an umbrella cause your fat.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on December 03, 2010, 08:31:32 PM
These pictures are hard :P
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 03, 2010, 08:48:36 PM
"Mommy, look at me I passed the priest test. I can almost fly I'm so happy about it."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on December 03, 2010, 09:03:54 PM
Invisible torture rack.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 03, 2010, 10:29:24 PM
GOOD NEWS!!!

THERE'S NO GOD!!!!


SPREAD THE WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 03, 2010, 10:30:36 PM
An artists rendition of the free market at work.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on December 04, 2010, 04:21:27 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/iCO7Z.jpg)

Despite his familial ties, Gene Kelly's son, Oliver, stood little chance of acquiring the lead role in Hollywood's remake of "Singing In The Rain."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 04, 2010, 05:56:23 AM
Harry Poppins goes to White Castle
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 04, 2010, 08:26:16 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/iCO7Z.jpg)

Mark Addy jumps for joy that he doesn't have to make the sequel to the dreadful movie,  The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 04, 2010, 08:39:08 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/iCO7Z.jpg)

Marc Jannsen, founder of the movement 'Suicide with style'
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on December 04, 2010, 08:51:19 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/iCO7Z.jpg)

One man's profile picture on several dating sites.

He's trying too hard to convey something.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on December 05, 2010, 08:15:12 AM
My name is AndyDT, and no one takes me seriously.
Winner!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 05, 2010, 11:40:11 AM
El Barto - 6
Wolfking - 4
Emindead - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
DTVT - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Jamesman - 2
TempusVox - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 30
Adami - 28
Tick - 24
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -7


I'll post a new pic in a little bit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 05, 2010, 01:40:56 PM
(https://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images17/NorthernInuitDogFreya14wks.JPG)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 05, 2010, 02:22:01 PM
Surprise ant rape.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on December 05, 2010, 03:24:05 PM
Looks like Dodger spotted the runaway pig from the "Animals" cover.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 05, 2010, 05:28:00 PM
Talking dog says, "It's DTVT's birthday, he doesn't need a good caption to win."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on December 05, 2010, 06:28:03 PM
You're right, Don. Making my needs on the neighbor's yard is way more pleasant.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 05, 2010, 07:10:02 PM
(https://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images17/NorthernInuitDogFreya14wks.JPG)
That's it baby, now pee on my face.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 06, 2010, 07:37:55 AM
(https://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images17/NorthernInuitDogFreya14wks.JPG)

Master, can I play with that big, yellow ball in the sky?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 06, 2010, 07:46:25 AM
The littlest hobo looks for the evil do'er that forgot to mow the lawn.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 06, 2010, 12:46:01 PM
(https://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images17/NorthernInuitDogFreya14wks.JPG)
"All they do is fly around. Why don't they ever fall out of the sky. I'm hungry damn it!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 07, 2010, 06:27:58 AM
Dogs have a vantage point, men can only dream about.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 07, 2010, 10:20:19 AM
(https://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images17/NorthernInuitDogFreya14wks.JPG)

Master, can I play with that big, yellow ball in the sky?

Even though you winning makes it harder for me, this is the best. So you win!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 07, 2010, 11:10:21 AM
Thank you Adami!  I will post a pic when I get home.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 07, 2010, 11:37:07 AM
Damn, I've been in a hell of a slump.  Thought I had that one though.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 07, 2010, 03:50:35 PM
El Barto - 6
Wolfking - 4
Emindead - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
DTVT - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Jamesman - 2
TempusVox - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 31
Adami - 28
Tick - 24
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -7

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 07, 2010, 03:55:59 PM
I feel a funny slogan happing with this one. :laugh:


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/absolutlyfunny.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 07, 2010, 04:03:12 PM
After a slew of lawsuits, Matt Stone and Trey parker resorted doing magazine ads to make ends meet.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 07, 2010, 04:04:38 PM
Oh my God, I can see their knees!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 07, 2010, 05:01:34 PM
Thus the Milwawkee Beers team was saved, as well as Jenna's foundation.  Cooper hits another Home Run!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 07, 2010, 07:15:03 PM
Contrary to what you may believe, the size of the posters were chosen to be directly proportional to their pubic hair area.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on December 07, 2010, 11:03:52 PM
During a recent field trip, Parker and Stone demonstrate to the 3rd grade class of Sister Anthony Christine of the Daughters of St. Paul how they generate ideas for Southpark.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 08, 2010, 06:36:53 PM
Thus the Milwawkee Beers team was saved, as well as Jenna's foundation.  Cooper hits another Home Run!

Couldn't stop laughing.  Winna!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 08, 2010, 07:06:06 PM
Updated standings...

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
DTVT - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Jamesman - 2
TempusVox - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 31
Adami - 28
Tick - 24
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -7

Here's your picture (sorry if it was done 80 pages ago before I started attending this thread):

(https://www.seekcodes.com/images/Funny-People/seekcodes_938_29504.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 08, 2010, 07:07:34 PM
He's so big everything is attracted to him. It's the law.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on December 08, 2010, 07:38:27 PM
Fucking fat guys. How do they work?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 08, 2010, 09:21:26 PM
Jesus christ help me! I went to say hi once, against everyones advice, and I've been stuck in orbit ever since!

God damn gravity.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 08, 2010, 10:03:52 PM
Not pictured: The Earth.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 09, 2010, 08:23:47 AM
Star Wars the High School Years TV show seem so realistic.  It has no CGI to it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on December 09, 2010, 10:26:28 AM
(https://www.seekcodes.com/images/Funny-People/seekcodes_938_29504.jpg)

I bet his boobs are bigger.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on December 09, 2010, 10:39:54 AM
Meth--Bringing people together since LSD went out of style.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on December 09, 2010, 10:45:41 AM
Oh dear god... where is the beer?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 09, 2010, 11:03:14 AM
When women wear beer goggles.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 09, 2010, 11:31:13 AM
In Soviet Russia, magnet chicks you.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 09, 2010, 12:54:38 PM
I can't decide which of those two is less attractive?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 09, 2010, 02:12:06 PM
His shirt actually says, "KFC Chicken Magnet".  Some letters are lost in the folds.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 09, 2010, 03:41:54 PM
His shirt actually says, "KFC Chicken Magnet".  Some letters are lost in the folds.
:lol nice.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on December 09, 2010, 04:02:32 PM
(https://www.seekcodes.com/images/Funny-People/seekcodes_938_29504.jpg)

You can make fun of me now, but someday, Im going to coach the NY Jets!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on December 09, 2010, 04:14:32 PM
(https://www.seekcodes.com/images/Funny-People/seekcodes_938_29504.jpg)

You can make fun of me now, but someday, Im going to coach the NY Jets!
Holy crap. It's uncanny.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 09, 2010, 10:27:37 PM

You can make fun of me now, but someday, Im going to coach the NY Jets!

Winner!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on December 10, 2010, 04:35:27 AM

You can make fun of me now, but someday, Im going to coach the NY Jets!

Winner!

Thanks!
I will have one up shortly :)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 10, 2010, 04:44:01 AM
Wow, all of these captions were funny. :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on December 10, 2010, 05:17:02 AM
(https://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa237/eric42434224/women20bodybuilder.png)

GO!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 10, 2010, 05:58:35 AM
Dr. Frankenstein's new creation features the best parts of David Lee Roth and Danzig.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 10, 2010, 07:07:14 AM
Now when I put my "Chick Magnet" shirt on I won't end up in a Random Caption game on the internet to be made fun of by other nerds.  I'll show them all!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 10, 2010, 07:55:37 AM
(https://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa237/eric42434224/women20bodybuilder.png)

GO!


Hey, I think your penis popped out.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on December 10, 2010, 08:50:31 AM
(https://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa237/eric42434224/women20bodybuilder.png)

GO!


Hey, I think your penis popped out.
Nope, that's just a hernia...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 10, 2010, 09:39:27 AM
The photo that Dwayne "not yet a rock" Johnson didn't want you to see.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 10, 2010, 09:51:48 AM
My body is a temple, and I will fortify it with 24 inch pythons!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 10, 2010, 11:57:53 AM
(https://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa237/eric42434224/women20bodybuilder.png)

Having your hands replaced by dumbbells is not as fun as you think it is at the beginning, especially after you smashed your fifth cereal bowl.

Give you a good workout though.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 10, 2010, 12:00:06 PM
Lady Gagas mother watchers her sons performance during her morning sex session.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 10, 2010, 12:03:04 PM
(https://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa237/eric42434224/women20bodybuilder.png)

GO!

Dang woman!! Those dumbells don't match your leotard!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 10, 2010, 12:06:10 PM
(https://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa237/eric42434224/women20bodybuilder.png)

"What's that in your hand, Samantha?"

"A thread spool. Because I sew WITH BARBWIRE!!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on December 10, 2010, 12:18:51 PM
I have no funny caption, but HOLY CRAP THAT'S TERRIFYING.

The woman on the right is debating on her decision of having her featured in the newest Loreal commercial..
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 10, 2010, 12:27:09 PM
Wow, that's just fucking disgusting, but I'll caption it anyways...


"Mattel's 'Visible Woman' doll hit the markets with mixed results."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 10, 2010, 12:32:49 PM
AndyDT goggles will make all women seem rather scary.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 10, 2010, 12:47:20 PM
(https://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa237/eric42434224/women20bodybuilder.png)

Quote
"So, errr, do you want to meet some time outside of the gym?"

"Dude, I'm not into guys."

"Err, I'm a girl. I just figured, you kind give off a lesbian vibe, so...."

"Wait, what do you think I am?"

"A girl, no?"

"Nope, guy."

The reason why nobody ever dates people from the gym.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 10, 2010, 02:17:33 PM
AndyDT goggles will make all women seem rather scary.


AndyDT questions these girls to find out if it's ok to think about having sex and when is it appropriate to think these thoughts.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 10, 2010, 03:11:46 PM
SNL tried to revive the Hans and Frans sketch with new actresses, but it failed miserably.

Just like SNL in general for the past 20 or so years.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 10, 2010, 03:41:25 PM
(https://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa237/eric42434224/women20bodybuilder.png)

GO!

Lorena Bobbit's profile on Facebook.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 10, 2010, 03:50:19 PM
The transition from the 80's to the 90's was very rough for many hair metal singers.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ħ on December 10, 2010, 08:33:20 PM
AndyDT goggles will make all women seem rather scary.
Boy, you sure bash this AndyDT guy on what seems like a daily basis.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 10, 2010, 08:36:48 PM
This isn't the way to get bigger boobs...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 10, 2010, 10:19:22 PM
AndyDT goggles will make all women seem rather scary.
Boy, you sure bash this AndyDT guy on what seems like a daily basis.

No I don't. But you seem to point how how much I dislike this on a daily basis.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on December 10, 2010, 10:34:19 PM
(https://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa237/eric42434224/women20bodybuilder.png)

GO!

David Lee Roth and Wesley Snipes train for their upcoming Lifetime channel reality series, "Has Beens".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 10, 2010, 10:35:35 PM
This scene from a scrapped prequel to Demolition Man was quite popular in the LGBT community.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ħ on December 10, 2010, 11:32:54 PM
AndyDT goggles will make all women seem rather scary.
Boy, you sure bash this AndyDT guy on what seems like a daily basis.

No I don't. But you seem to point how how much I dislike this on a daily basis.

What?  This is the first time I've pointed this out.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 10, 2010, 11:37:20 PM
AndyDT goggles will make all women seem rather scary.
Boy, you sure bash this AndyDT guy on what seems like a daily basis.

No I don't. But you seem to point how how much I dislike this on a daily basis.

What?  This is the first time I've pointed this out.

You said in another thread that I hate everybody. Or something. I think that was you.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ħ on December 11, 2010, 12:37:07 AM
Oh.  I think I did.  Maybe it's hard to read tone on the internet, but I don't mean it as a personal attack.  I'm sorry.  Just joshing.  :)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on December 11, 2010, 06:41:05 AM
Hey, I think your penis popped out.

LOL.  Wiener....er....I mean.....Winner!


Updated standings...

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
DTVT - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Jamesman - 2
TempusVox - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 32
Adami - 28
Tick - 24
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 11, 2010, 02:43:38 PM
Thank you eric!!!  And away we go!!!


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/rainbowstreet.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 11, 2010, 03:04:53 PM
Thank you eric!!!  And away we go!!!


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/rainbowstreet.jpg)
Adami has finally found heaven.
Title: Re: *Sigh...*
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 11, 2010, 03:14:29 PM
I thought it smelled like shit...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 11, 2010, 03:35:11 PM
I'm all for gay pride, but the Castro District went a little too far promoting this years parade.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on December 12, 2010, 01:13:47 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/rainbowstreet.jpg)

Prolapse awareness day
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on December 12, 2010, 06:13:05 AM
During Joe's drive to the supermarket, he saw a sign that he felt necessary to photograph and post onto the internet.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 12, 2010, 06:32:01 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/rainbowstreet.jpg)
"All I need to do is get the King in that hole and maybe I can win again. hmmm...?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 12, 2010, 06:33:34 AM
"I'mma get me some pussy!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 12, 2010, 06:35:37 AM
In the event I am chosen the winner of the round I ask someone else post and judge a picture. I'll be away for a week.
:tick2:

not that I will win, but ya never know.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on December 12, 2010, 06:46:29 AM
No amount of signs could have possibly prepared them for what they were about to witness.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on December 12, 2010, 08:03:47 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/rainbowstreet.jpg)

A sign for The Raised Manholes.....the bar where everyone is so polite....theyre always asking if they can push in your stool.....but I never saw any barstools.   ???
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 12, 2010, 03:02:26 PM
"Oh honey look over there! I just loved a manhole when its all grown up."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 12, 2010, 06:33:16 PM
No amount of signs could have possibly prepared them for what they were about to witness.

I laughed way too hard think of too many outcomes with this post! Winna!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 12, 2010, 06:34:29 PM
El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
DTVT - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Jamesman - 2
TempusVox - 2
ScioPath - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 32
Adami - 28
Tick - 24
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on December 12, 2010, 07:58:26 PM
Awesome.

Tell me if this is a repost.



(https://image62.webshots.com/162/6/57/76/494965776bHlPQd_fs.jpg)
Title: Re: My portrayal says that my soul is an asshole, apparently
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 12, 2010, 08:34:50 PM
Awesome.

Tell me if this is a repost.



(https://image62.webshots.com/162/6/57/76/494965776bHlPQd_fs.jpg)

Interesting, the idea of providing us an image to comment on that is, actually, no image at all. Thus, we must create our own images and bring them to life in the minds of the others with a single pithy comment. In effect, the picture is us, which mirrors our dual participation as spectators and performers alike. You have chosen to play with the very essence of this game, turning it from mere low art into a postmodern critique of our place in a world growing increasingly interconnected, and yet separated at the same time. This is no mere challenge of wit, this is instead a portrayal of our souls.

Bravo, my good man. Bravo.


*Edit: Almost forgot my submission! Here goes:

"Boy, that dog's sure going to be confused when he finds that Shake Weight again!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on December 12, 2010, 08:45:02 PM
I can see it though. Is it showing or not?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on December 12, 2010, 08:54:36 PM
It is not....or maybe it is.

"Dad, you forgot to pay the electric bill again."

or,

"The Invisibles Man's family portrait"

Close? Make you laugh? No?

Then it didn't show up.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on December 12, 2010, 08:55:41 PM
I can see it though. Is it showing or not?
Host it at www.imgur.com
Title: Re: My portrayal says that my soul is an asshole, apparently
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on December 12, 2010, 11:29:38 PM
Awesome.

Tell me if this is a repost.



(https://image62.webshots.com/162/6/57/76/494965776bHlPQd_fs.jpg)

Interesting, the idea of providing us an image to comment on that is, actually, no image at all. Thus, we must create our own images and bring them to life in the minds of the others with a single pithy comment. In effect, the picture is us, which mirrors our dual participation as spectators and performers alike. You have chosen to play with the very essence of this game, turning it from mere low art into a postmodern critique of our place in a world growing increasingly interconnected, and yet separated at the same time. This is no mere challenge of wit, this is instead a portrayal of our souls.

Bravo, my good man. Bravo.


*Edit: Almost forgot my submission! Here goes:

"Boy, that dog's sure going to be confused when he finds that Shake Weight again!"
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 13, 2010, 02:29:38 AM
Going away for a week. Players, take care of the game.
Title: Re: My portrayal says that my soul is an ***hole, apparently
Post by: ScioPath on December 13, 2010, 03:52:20 AM
k sry here it is

(https://i56.tinypic.com/s17rsz.jpg)
Title: Re: My portrayal says that my soul is an ***hole, apparently
Post by: King Postwhore on December 13, 2010, 08:32:47 AM
k sry here it is

(https://i56.tinypic.com/s17rsz.jpg)


It's obvious that this girl can handle 2 puppets.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on December 13, 2010, 09:43:53 AM
'Wow! A hooker with her own vibrator, a 12 pack of Bush beer, and a lap dance from my Latvian grandma! Who could ask for a better birthday?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 13, 2010, 11:13:35 AM
Thus last known picture of ScioPeewee
Title: Re: I Am Not Afraid Of You And I Will Beat Your Ass
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 13, 2010, 11:16:30 AM
Thank God the picture's cut off where it is, otherwise you could totally see her babushka.
Title: Re: My portrayal says that my soul is an ***hole, apparently
Post by: rumborak on December 13, 2010, 12:04:51 PM
(https://i56.tinypic.com/s17rsz.jpg)

"See, this new mother-in-law is so much more agreeable! Do you now understand why we had to kill the old one?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on December 14, 2010, 02:36:54 PM
Congrats LHK.


El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
DTVT - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Jamesman - 2
TempusVox - 2
ScioPath - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 32
Adami - 28
Tick - 24
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -7
Title: Re: And if it has been used, then be funnier this time
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 14, 2010, 10:31:00 PM
'Cause there's no way in Hell that I'm looking through 148 pages of pictures, let me know if this one has already been used. Otherwise, let's start!

(https://208.116.9.205/10/content/21915/1.jpg)
Title: Re: And if it has been used, then be funnier this time
Post by: TempusVox on December 14, 2010, 10:38:32 PM
'Cause there's no way in Hell that I'm looking through 148 pages of pictures, let me know if this one has already been used. Otherwise, let's start!

(https://208.116.9.205/10/content/21915/1.jpg)

Why Rednecks shouldn't drink.........
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2010, 10:40:32 PM
If only I had some glue, then I'd be able to never let you go.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2010, 10:41:51 PM
Most parents give their children stuffed animals for Christmas.

Timmy's parents were fucking idiots.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2010, 10:43:54 PM
A dog might be man's best friend, but a horse is actually willing to be the little spoon and that has got to count for something.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2010, 10:44:42 PM
You know what is wrong about that person sleeping with that horse?

Both of them are dudes.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on December 14, 2010, 10:53:22 PM
Long-time fans of the Godfather franchise were not happy about the children's version remake.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on December 14, 2010, 10:53:41 PM
...and, honestly, neither was the horse.
Title: Re: And if it has been used, then be funnier this time
Post by: TempusVox on December 14, 2010, 11:42:35 PM

(https://208.116.9.205/10/content/21915/1.jpg)

Delbert took his job as "horse teaser" much too seriously.
Title: Re: And if it has been used, then be funnier this time
Post by: TempusVox on December 14, 2010, 11:44:31 PM

(https://208.116.9.205/10/content/21915/1.jpg)

They were going to have sex, but they got colt feet..... :biggrin:
Title: Re: And if it has been used, then be funnier this time
Post by: TempusVox on December 14, 2010, 11:46:55 PM

(https://208.116.9.205/10/content/21915/1.jpg)


Why did the man lay down behind the horse? Because he thought he might get a kick out of it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on December 15, 2010, 03:00:31 AM
This gives a whole new meaning to the term 'bucking bronco'.
Title: Re: And if it has been used, then be funnier this time
Post by: King Postwhore on December 15, 2010, 04:05:36 AM
'Cause there's no way in Hell that I'm looking through 148 pages of pictures, let me know if this one has already been used. Otherwise, let's start!

(https://208.116.9.205/10/content/21915/1.jpg)
I'd change the sheets too after a night like this.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on December 15, 2010, 07:22:28 AM
This new idea of counting colts instead of sheep to induce sleep proved it to be rather frightening.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on December 15, 2010, 08:04:39 AM
Sarah Jessica Parker posing with one of her co-stars in her latest movie... Bed Without Sheets.
Title: Re: And if it has been used, then be funnier this time
Post by: King Postwhore on December 15, 2010, 08:06:34 AM
'Cause there's no way in Hell that I'm looking through 148 pages of pictures, let me know if this one has already been used. Otherwise, let's start!

(https://208.116.9.205/10/content/21915/1.jpg)

Steve O will try anything......once.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 15, 2010, 10:08:40 AM
If only I had some glue, then I'd be able to never let you go.

That's simple, the glue was made from the foal's mother.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on December 15, 2010, 02:45:24 PM
If only I had some glue, then I'd be able to never let you go.

That's simple, the glue was made from the foal's mother.

Incestuous/Necrophiliac/Bestiality threesome?
Title: Re: First rule: You do not talk about Fight Club
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 15, 2010, 11:06:52 PM
If only I had some glue, then I'd be able to never let you go.

Nick, I don't care how many people say you fail, you somehow pulled it off on this one. Good job.



El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
DTVT - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Jamesman - 2
TempusVox - 2
ScioPath - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 32
Adami - 28
Tick - 24
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2010, 04:28:34 AM
Thanks! :D

I really have to start getting back into this thread, really enjoyed that last round. :lol

Here you go-

(https://www.popularwealth.com/funny-pictures/funny-pictures-military-01.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 16, 2010, 05:01:13 AM
"khalid, these new APC's the Dutch gave us are tip top"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on December 16, 2010, 05:25:04 AM
"I'd rather sleep with a dude than carry this jackass around."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 16, 2010, 07:27:42 AM
If you get kicked, its in the wrong hole.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on December 16, 2010, 01:24:59 PM
Not exactly a Mustang but it gets great gas mileage.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on December 16, 2010, 01:35:24 PM
"Dude, where's my ass?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 16, 2010, 02:10:05 PM
Thanks! :D


(https://www.popularwealth.com/funny-pictures/funny-pictures-military-01.jpg)

See what George Bush did.  Iraq TV has it's own version of Miami Vice.  You welcome Iraq.
Title: Re: Although their Leia is a nice ass
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 16, 2010, 02:42:27 PM
God, Iranian Star Wars sucks.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2010, 10:57:21 PM
Considering my online time between tomorrow and Sunday is going to be next to nothing I'm forced to pick a winner a short bit in advance... congrats to...

Not exactly a Mustang but it gets great gas mileage.

I loved this one just for the double pun.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on December 17, 2010, 05:46:09 AM
El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
DTVT - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Durg - 2
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Jamesman - 2
TempusVox - 2
ScioPath - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 32
Adami - 28
Tick - 24
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on December 17, 2010, 05:47:25 AM
Ok.  Here's the next one.

(https://aht.seriouseats.com/images/20090224-koreanburger.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 17, 2010, 08:28:49 AM
Ok.  Here's the next one.

(https://aht.seriouseats.com/images/20090224-koreanburger.jpg)

China in an effort to fix overcrowding, began the process of shrinking their population to save space.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 17, 2010, 08:33:18 AM
"YAY RICE SPRINKLES!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 17, 2010, 08:38:49 AM
The burgers at Lonestar's restaurant are not for pussies.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on December 17, 2010, 09:27:41 AM
They were finished in under 10 seconds
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 17, 2010, 09:45:02 AM
First person to finish this burger can defect from China, everyone else becomes political prisoner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 17, 2010, 11:18:39 AM
Ok.  Here's the next one.

(https://aht.seriouseats.com/images/20090224-koreanburger.jpg)

Behold!!  The birth of Mothra!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on December 17, 2010, 11:31:44 AM
In Communist China, burger has you for lunch.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 17, 2010, 11:35:56 AM
"Yay, our super duper deluxe is....wait....WHERE'S THE FUCKING BACON!!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 17, 2010, 11:40:36 AM
Ok.  Here's the next one.

(https://aht.seriouseats.com/images/20090224-koreanburger.jpg)

Tuan will now try to break threw 23 layers of mortadella and set a new world record for the Vinny Boom Ba Dojo.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on December 17, 2010, 11:45:24 AM
"Okay it's done, you can call Oprah and tell her to get ready".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 17, 2010, 11:50:18 AM
It was apparent that even as a child, Kobiyashi was destined for great things.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2010, 01:16:44 PM
By showing his restraint, Chin Chong, pictured on the left, has past his final test and has won his place in Angelina Jolie's home.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2010, 01:18:11 PM
I remember this one time I was in China I saw something JUST like this happen.

Except there was only 1 kid.

And he was older.

And the giant sandwich was actually a tank running him over.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2010, 01:19:13 PM
After centuries of success with the great wall, China has found a new way to keep Mongolians occupied and out of China.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 17, 2010, 04:36:31 PM
Ok.  Here's the next one.

(https://aht.seriouseats.com/images/20090224-koreanburger.jpg)
All right kids.  Next we're going to see the largest toilet ever.  Does anybody know why?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on December 18, 2010, 05:13:41 AM
"YAY RICE SPRINKLES!!"

Winner.  But only becuase it was the only one to make me chuckle.  I was hoping someone would pick up on the Korean letters on the shirt in the background.   :P  No jokes about tofu or chop sticks?   :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 18, 2010, 06:22:53 AM
**noted** and thank you pic coming.

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
DTVT - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Durg - 2
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Jamesman - 2
TempusVox - 2
ScioPath - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 32
Adami - 28
Tick - 24
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 18, 2010, 06:30:29 AM
Not super humorous but with the upcoming Winter Classic and recent shenanigans on Price is Right and 24/7



(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/feb22-vs-capitals-vs-ovechkin.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 18, 2010, 06:37:07 AM
Not super humorous but with the upcoming Winter Classic and recent shenanigans on Price is Right and 24/7



(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/feb22-vs-capitals-vs-ovechkin.jpg)

Ovechkin: I must break you.

Crosby: Go for it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 18, 2010, 03:03:35 PM
Not super humorous but with the upcoming Winter Classic and recent shenanigans on Price is Right and 24/7



(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/feb22-vs-capitals-vs-ovechkin.jpg)
Crosby: B-b-but, (sniffle), he hit me.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 18, 2010, 08:35:32 PM
Not super humorous but with the upcoming Winter Classic and recent shenanigans on Price is Right and 24/7



(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/feb22-vs-capitals-vs-ovechkin.jpg)

Suzanne sucks pussy!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 18, 2010, 09:32:38 PM

(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/feb22-vs-capitals-vs-ovechkin.jpg)

Ovechkin:  How's it going, Syd?
Crosby: I'm drunk.
Ovechkin: Nah!
Crosby: I'm not bullshittin' ya. Got stinkin' shitfaced on the bus. Louise left me, and that son of a bitch over there keeps playin' me when he knows I'm shitfaced.
Ovechkin: Jeez, I'm really sorry.
Crosby: Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna piss all over myself.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 18, 2010, 09:50:53 PM
No homo.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on December 19, 2010, 12:03:43 AM



(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/feb22-vs-capitals-vs-ovechkin.jpg)

"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 19, 2010, 05:01:05 AM
Not super humorous but with the upcoming Winter Classic and recent shenanigans on Price is Right and 24/7



(https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss180/YtseBitsySpider/feb22-vs-capitals-vs-ovechkin.jpg)
Your ugly and your head looks like a bowling ball.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 19, 2010, 05:41:39 AM
not alot to choose from but DTVT gets it for the Slapshot quote which was what I was looking for...either that one...or...the "underlining the fuck scenes for ya" quote.

PM sent
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 19, 2010, 07:28:22 AM
Gracias.

If this one has been done before, let me know as I have a back-up in mind.  I'm too lazy to remove the ad and host the pic myself.

(https://media02.hongkiat.com/creative-ads/dont-be-stupid-01.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 19, 2010, 07:29:10 AM
El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
DTVT - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Durg - 2
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Jamesman - 2
TempusVox - 2
ScioPath - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 32
Adami - 28
Tick - 24
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 19, 2010, 08:31:51 AM

(https://media02.hongkiat.com/creative-ads/dont-be-stupid-01.jpg)

Only Al was prepared for the attack on the nudist camp.


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 19, 2010, 08:33:32 AM
Even nudists play Call Of Duty.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 19, 2010, 08:37:54 AM
Don't ask, don't tell
Title: Re: LEEEEEROOOOOOY!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 19, 2010, 12:16:01 PM
The operation was going smoothly until PFC Prophylactic went and pulled a Leroy Jenkins.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: orcus116 on December 19, 2010, 12:18:28 PM
Is that John Malkovich?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 19, 2010, 02:41:11 PM


(https://media02.hongkiat.com/creative-ads/dont-be-stupid-01.jpg)

Dammit!! No one told me we were supposed to wear black today!?!?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ben_Jamin on December 19, 2010, 02:54:04 PM


(https://media02.hongkiat.com/creative-ads/dont-be-stupid-01.jpg)


Guy on right: Dammit! why'd you have to blow your cover johnny? Now your ammo's all over the window.
Johnny(naked guy): sorry sir, I got too excited.
Second guy to the left: Whats that on his ass?
guy on left: Why you looking at his ass?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 19, 2010, 06:15:13 PM
Roy picked a bad time to lose in strip poker.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 19, 2010, 08:02:12 PM
Gracias.

If this one has been done before, let me know as I have a back-up in mind.  I'm too lazy to remove the ad and host the pic myself.

(https://media02.hongkiat.com/creative-ads/dont-be-stupid-01.jpg)

One guy is naked and the other had knee pads.  It's called, "Fill in the blanks".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 19, 2010, 10:03:41 PM
You know what they say about guys with big guns.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 20, 2010, 05:20:58 AM
S.W.A.T

Special
Weapons
And
Testicles
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on December 20, 2010, 06:23:46 AM
Unleash the Secret Weapon!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on December 20, 2010, 06:24:26 AM
Hazing in the army has gone way too far.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 20, 2010, 06:29:03 AM
Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
Sorry, Durg, I beat you to this one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on December 20, 2010, 06:30:05 AM
Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
Sorry, Durg, I beat you to this one.

 :D Opps.  Sorry.  I'll clear mine out.   :P
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 20, 2010, 07:31:50 AM
"Someone said something about a rack?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 20, 2010, 07:34:06 AM
I think I see your uniform. I'm going in!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 20, 2010, 08:10:41 AM
Unleash the Secret Weapon!

And to think this only won because Tick called him out on repeating.

I was hoping for a shock & awe line, but this will do.  PM sent.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on December 20, 2010, 08:21:45 AM
I thought "Don't ask. Don't Tell" was funnier obviously.  And time appropriate since that bill is going to the White House today I believe.

Anyway,  here's the next one.
(https://englishrussia.com/images/winter_travel/23.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on December 20, 2010, 08:22:41 AM
El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
DTVT - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Jamesman - 2
TempusVox - 2
ScioPath - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 32
Adami - 28
Tick - 24
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 20, 2010, 08:23:26 AM
The Sopranos was largely affected by Global Warming.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on December 20, 2010, 08:29:39 AM
Jets Fans.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 20, 2010, 08:32:02 AM
When Chino woke up, he was awfully confused.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 20, 2010, 08:52:02 AM
Chipenwhales
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 20, 2010, 08:53:15 AM
Is that a belly button in your pants? Or are you just a woman?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 20, 2010, 08:53:56 AM
let me winch that up for you



(also I have 8 wins)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on December 20, 2010, 08:55:56 AM
let me winch that up for you



(also I have 8 wins)

Fixed
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 20, 2010, 09:34:30 AM
To save costs, the polar bear club and pedo-bear club held a joint meeting.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 20, 2010, 09:36:16 AM
The hardcore Bills fans don't need shirts when you got these Buffalo wings!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 20, 2010, 09:41:01 AM
Middle guy:  "Adam, how do you have a boner?  We're all men and its -10 degrees!"
Guy on left:  "James, why are looking at his crotch?"
Adam: "Way to blow our cover James."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on December 20, 2010, 10:32:39 AM
"Walk like a man" brought on a new onslaught of fans for the Four Seasons.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on December 20, 2010, 11:10:03 AM
(https://englishrussia.com/images/winter_travel/23.jpg)

In an unprecedented collaboration between the History Channel and the WWE, Ice Road Wrestlers makes its debut.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 20, 2010, 12:35:36 PM
I thought "Don't ask. Don't Tell" was funnier obviously.  And time appropriate since that bill is going to the White House today I believe.

Anyway,  here's the next one.
(https://englishrussia.com/images/winter_travel/23.jpg)

The New commercial for the Seinfield Manzier.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 20, 2010, 02:24:19 PM
Dude, my nipples are so hard, c'mere and feel these bad boys.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 20, 2010, 02:25:40 PM
I thought "Don't ask. Don't Tell" was funnier obviously.  And time appropriate since that bill is going to the White House today I believe.

Anyway,  here's the next one.
(https://englishrussia.com/images/winter_travel/23.jpg)

Hey Al.  You headlight is out.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ben_Jamin on December 20, 2010, 03:47:30 PM

(https://englishrussia.com/images/winter_travel/23.jpg)

The mall santa's end of christmas season after party.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 20, 2010, 04:00:19 PM
I thought "Don't ask. Don't Tell" was funnier obviously.  And time appropriate since that bill is going to the White House today I believe.

Anyway,  here's the next one.
(https://englishrussia.com/images/winter_travel/23.jpg)

We was picked up by aliens and an they'se took our Harley shirts.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on December 21, 2010, 05:47:23 AM
(https://englishrussia.com/images/winter_travel/23.jpg)

In an unprecedented collaboration between the History Channel and the WWE, Ice Road Wrestlers makes its debut.

I liked this one the best! 

By the way.  These were Russian dudes in Siberia......opportunity missed.  Lots of great material with that in mind.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on December 21, 2010, 09:38:21 AM
Thanks Durg!  For all you children of the early 90's:

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uygywtE3UFw/TRDW6ZjuNfI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/dOIQhgfsWUQ/s1600/belding.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on December 21, 2010, 09:39:44 AM
El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
DTVT - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Jamesman - 2
TempusVox - 2
ScioPath - 2
Contest Sanity - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 32
Adami - 28
Tick - 24
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on December 21, 2010, 09:42:39 AM
Reposting since this turned out to be the last post on the previous page:

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uygywtE3UFw/TRDW6ZjuNfI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/dOIQhgfsWUQ/s1600/belding.jpg)
Title: Re: It's a boob joke. Obviously, I win already. I mean, boobs!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 21, 2010, 10:11:59 AM
"So, how's your new wife treating you?"
"Oh, she's a handful... Or two!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 21, 2010, 10:43:52 AM
Mr. Balding.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on December 21, 2010, 10:49:24 AM
Now he's Saved By The Belle
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 21, 2010, 01:27:35 PM
Mr. Belding is preparing to play Sloth in the remake of the Goonies.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 21, 2010, 02:09:50 PM
Saved by Viagra.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on December 21, 2010, 02:14:54 PM
"Okay, okay, you've taken your picture for the internet. Now gimme my $250 so I can go."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 21, 2010, 03:32:59 PM
Reposting since this turned out to be the last post on the previous page:

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uygywtE3UFw/TRDW6ZjuNfI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/dOIQhgfsWUQ/s1600/belding.jpg)


If you study and stay in school, you too could own a young piece of ass.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ben_Jamin on December 21, 2010, 04:16:52 PM
Reposting since this turned out to be the last post on the previous page:

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uygywtE3UFw/TRDW6ZjuNfI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/dOIQhgfsWUQ/s1600/belding.jpg)


Old habits never die
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 21, 2010, 05:25:11 PM
Man, I wish those were Tiffany's...or Elizabeths...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 21, 2010, 05:29:09 PM
Damnit I'm not the pedophile!  You're thinking of Jeffrey Jones, and he liked boys!  Now show me those grown-up titties!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 22, 2010, 06:49:27 AM
Saved by the pill
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on December 22, 2010, 10:08:55 AM
Saved by the pill
The perfect pun!  You win, tick.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 22, 2010, 05:28:45 PM
Thanks C_S!
(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs600.snc4/58057_1246790065948_1715329656_486463_8313305_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 22, 2010, 05:31:53 PM
Thanks C_S!
(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs600.snc4/58057_1246790065948_1715329656_486463_8313305_n.jpg)


Tick hitting on a supermodel.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on December 22, 2010, 05:41:11 PM
Guy:  You know what would be great, captain Bones?
Captain Bones:  ....
Guy:  If I had a real boat! 
Captain Bones:  ...
Guy:  And real friends!
Captain Bones:  ...
Guy:  Piss off, captain Bones. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 22, 2010, 06:18:17 PM
Hey...it gets lonely on the high seas.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 22, 2010, 06:38:31 PM
Bystander: "You...know that's a fake skeleton, right buddy?"
Captain Skeletor: *skullpalm*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 22, 2010, 07:32:24 PM
This is Tick, reminding you to brush your teeth!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on December 22, 2010, 07:40:39 PM
"I'M ALMOST THERE!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 22, 2010, 07:41:37 PM
Scope, control your deadly breath.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on December 22, 2010, 08:23:20 PM
Photographer: Dude, we really gotta get going soon.

Tick: NOT UNTIL I DEFEAT MY ARCHRIVAL IN THIS MOST MONUMENTOUS OF STARING CONTESTS!!!! I WILL TRIUMPH IN THE FACE OF HIS WRATH AND WIN ELIZABETH'S LOVE!!!! :tick2:

Photographer: Alright, um... don't bother re-friending me on facebook okay?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 22, 2010, 08:24:33 PM
Kiera Knightly didn't react to well to not being cast in the 4th Pirates movie.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on December 22, 2010, 09:49:22 PM
Guy: Hey baby, how would you like to walk my plank.
Skeleton: These boner jokes are getting really old
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on December 23, 2010, 09:25:34 AM
No tongue...as if I had a choice.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Kosmo on December 23, 2010, 11:50:57 AM
Looks deep enough...

(..i feel dirty now)
Title: Re: "Yeah, me too."
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 23, 2010, 12:17:46 PM
"Say, I've been wondering lately, what's this steering wheel connected to?"
"Arr, it's driving me nuts!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 23, 2010, 03:17:28 PM
Photographer: Dude, we really gotta get going soon.

Tick: NOT UNTIL I DEFEAT MY ARCHRIVAL IN THIS MOST MONUMENTOUS OF STARING CONTESTS!!!! I WILL TRIUMPH IN THE FACE OF HIS WRATH AND WIN ELIZABETH'S LOVE!!!! :tick2:

Photographer: Alright, um... don't bother re-friending me on facebook okay?
I like it!
Winner.

:tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on December 23, 2010, 05:02:10 PM
Updated with Tick's win.

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
DTVT - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Jamesman - 2
TempusVox - 2
Contest Sanity - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 32
Adami - 28
Tick - 25
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on December 23, 2010, 05:05:14 PM
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EU0qZFvR-h8/SUm0uIQb0OI/AAAAAAAABC0/tOLOC0FB3tk/s576/Vehicular+Manslaughter+Barbie+by+Diana+Pinto+on+Flickr.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 23, 2010, 05:12:15 PM
Whew, I'm tired. I think Ken is, too.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 23, 2010, 06:17:30 PM
Barbie-"Wow, did you feel something, I dunno, I'm like sooooo fucked up."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 23, 2010, 06:43:49 PM
Like, LOL!, looks like he's not getting any head anytime soon. LOL!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on December 23, 2010, 07:13:32 PM
Toy women share the driving abilities of their human counterpart
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 23, 2010, 08:16:06 PM
"OH NO MR.BILL"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on December 23, 2010, 08:17:18 PM
Barbie was not happy when she found out Ken was sleeping with her sister Stacie.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on December 23, 2010, 08:30:41 PM
getting it back on the page
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EU0qZFvR-h8/SUm0uIQb0OI/AAAAAAAABC0/tOLOC0FB3tk/s576/Vehicular+Manslaughter+Barbie+by+Diana+Pinto+on+Flickr.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 23, 2010, 08:32:18 PM
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EU0qZFvR-h8/SUm0uIQb0OI/AAAAAAAABC0/tOLOC0FB3tk/s576/Vehicular+Manslaughter+Barbie+by+Diana+Pinto+on+Flickr.jpg)

Barbie took a turn for the worse when she joined the doll cult who was led by "Chucky" Manson.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 23, 2010, 11:14:56 PM
getting it back on the page
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EU0qZFvR-h8/SUm0uIQb0OI/AAAAAAAABC0/tOLOC0FB3tk/s576/Vehicular+Manslaughter+Barbie+by+Diana+Pinto+on+Flickr.jpg)
OMG!!!!!!  I just crushed Ken!!!!!!  FML!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 23, 2010, 11:52:06 PM
Ebony and ivory.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 24, 2010, 05:23:28 AM
getting it back on the page
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EU0qZFvR-h8/SUm0uIQb0OI/AAAAAAAABC0/tOLOC0FB3tk/s576/Vehicular+Manslaughter+Barbie+by+Diana+Pinto+on+Flickr.jpg)

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO BARBIE?!?!

I know!!  Let's take the body on the Barbie boat and drop him in the ocean!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on December 24, 2010, 07:17:22 AM
Women Drivers  :\
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 24, 2010, 01:05:09 PM
"I call the neck!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 24, 2010, 01:12:50 PM
It's ok, I'm a doctor.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 24, 2010, 01:27:06 PM
"Oh my god, like I think we just hit something."

"Oh man, its just some bloody dude. I swear he is paying to get my car washed. I mean like I just like had it washed, all my gosh."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on December 24, 2010, 09:01:39 PM
Like, LOL!, looks like he's not getting any head anytime soon. LOL!

Well, it's the best out of what's been posted. Win.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 24, 2010, 09:05:04 PM
Nice! Picture will be up in a few moments...

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
DTVT - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
Contest Sanity - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 32
Adami - 28
Tick - 25
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 24, 2010, 09:09:07 PM
****NSFW****


I think so, anyway.













(https://www.robswtfrant.com/wp-content/gallery/awkward-christmas/slide223.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 24, 2010, 09:12:54 PM
Awww, too bad I can't caption my own choice for the picture...lol.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 24, 2010, 09:18:49 PM
Hey baby, wanna see my yule log?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on December 24, 2010, 09:22:38 PM
"Alright kids, give a big smile for daddy"
"But your not my__"
"Just shut up and smile"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 24, 2010, 09:39:43 PM
It seems even the north pole was affected by global warming.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on December 24, 2010, 10:27:10 PM



(https://www.robswtfrant.com/wp-content/gallery/awkward-christmas/slide223.jpg)

"Oh ficus tree, oh ficus tree...."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on December 24, 2010, 10:29:14 PM


(https://www.robswtfrant.com/wp-content/gallery/awkward-christmas/slide223.jpg)

'Oh come all ye faithul, but put some fucking clothes on"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on December 24, 2010, 10:30:27 PM



(https://www.robswtfrant.com/wp-content/gallery/awkward-christmas/slide223.jpg)



"The day I turn 18, these hippy motherfuckers will never see me again, so help me God!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on December 24, 2010, 10:31:11 PM



(https://www.robswtfrant.com/wp-content/gallery/awkward-christmas/slide223.jpg)




What REALLY happened to the Menendez brothers.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 24, 2010, 11:12:41 PM
The "......" family celebrates christmas. Here we see Cain, Abel, Eve and Adam.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: orcus116 on December 24, 2010, 11:14:10 PM
(https://www.robswtfrant.com/wp-content/gallery/awkward-christmas/slide223.jpg)

The Davis family had finally solidified one of their long time goals: removal from everyone's Christmas card list.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 24, 2010, 11:15:24 PM
I hate getting a christmas card from the Greenbush family. Yea, that's right, those aren't leaves.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 25, 2010, 05:16:00 AM

(https://www.robswtfrant.com/wp-content/gallery/awkward-christmas/slide223.jpg)

Flea as a young child promised to show his parents that he could learn from them.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on December 25, 2010, 05:33:29 AM
FUCK!!  I'M TOO FUCKING DRUNKB FTO EVEN SEE THAT PIC AT TJHE MOMENT LET ALONE COME UP IWHT A CAPIOMN!!  :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ben_Jamin on December 25, 2010, 05:39:07 AM
[img]https://www.robswtfrant.com/wp-content/gallery/awkward-christmas/slide223.jpg[/i]

One...Two....Three.....Four.....Leaf.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on December 25, 2010, 06:24:08 AM
Is that a fig in your fig leaf, or are you just happy it's christmas?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on December 25, 2010, 06:26:21 AM
Umm...


Teh new haikr growth priduct worked better than expected on the family woh agreed to test it..
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ben_Jamin on December 25, 2010, 06:30:13 AM
EXTREME SURVIVOR
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on December 25, 2010, 06:31:45 AM
Myers new range pof clothing didn;'y take off so well1!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on December 25, 2010, 06:32:24 AM
I woukld love to eat that bush!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 25, 2010, 06:58:40 AM
Christmas at the mental ward made the patients very happy when Mrs Smith wore her favorite holiday outfit. Some psycho killed all the men shortly after this photo was taken and an old fashioned Christmas gang band ensued. God bless us everyone.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on December 25, 2010, 07:51:23 AM
wow, no tan lines!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on December 25, 2010, 07:53:26 AM
I don't knoww which one to smokes, the leaf or the cock!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 26, 2010, 11:51:42 AM
"The Millionaire..and His wife.........and their kid...and their other kid"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 26, 2010, 07:20:05 PM


(https://www.robswtfrant.com/wp-content/gallery/awkward-christmas/slide223.jpg)

'Oh come all ye faithul, but put some fucking clothes on"

Winner, because you made it get stuck in my head with that melody, and it made me lol.

Adami, dtismajesty and chknptpie made that a tough decision, though.


And I am surprised no one went for a phrase involving "package" and/or "present."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on December 26, 2010, 10:54:37 PM
Thank you. Since a lot of us recently enjoyed a great holiday dinner, here is this:

 (https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/Turkey.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 26, 2010, 11:05:25 PM
Now that's a bright idea.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 27, 2010, 12:11:58 AM
Now that's a bright idea.

I don't know, it seems a little shady.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 27, 2010, 12:14:30 AM
Now that's a bright idea.

I don't know, it seems a little shady.


At least he'll lighten up a bit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 27, 2010, 05:40:19 AM
This guy lost his ham dinner too.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 27, 2010, 06:42:45 AM
Turkey - "I don't know why he is looking for me, when its quite clear he really wants a Christmas goose."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 27, 2010, 06:47:45 AM
Now that's a bright idea.

I don't know, it seems a little shady.


At least he'll lighten up a bit.

True, but if the guy finds him, he is screwed either way.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on December 27, 2010, 06:49:47 AM
Turkey:  I'm hiding in here, I don't like his idea of 'stuffing'  :\
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on December 27, 2010, 07:58:51 AM
The lamp-turkey is actually nothing more than a cleverly placed decoy. The real turkey is sneaking up behind the man for an anal attack like no other.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on December 27, 2010, 09:56:49 AM
Ha is it against the rules to caption a photo with a photo?

Turkeys have recently joined cows in the propaganda campaign:
(https://moneysavingmom.com/images/2008-small/07/05/sidebar_cow_eatmore.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 27, 2010, 10:03:44 AM
Ha is it against the rules to caption a photo with a photo?

Turkeys have recently joined cows in the propaganda campaign:
(https://moneysavingmom.com/images/2008-small/07/05/sidebar_cow_eatmore.jpg)
Yes, this is not a valid caption. You can not use a picture to caption a picture.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on December 27, 2010, 07:28:27 PM
Now that's a bright idea.

I don't know, it seems a little shady.


At least he'll lighten up a bit.

True, but if the guy finds him, he is screwed either way.

Someone should enlighten him.
Title: Re: Stay tuned for my next children's story, Flubert the Sickly Christmas Pig!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 27, 2010, 11:13:38 PM
After weeks of scheming, Gabley's plan launched into action: As the giant turned his back for one brief second, Gabley pecked through the string binding his legs and wings (Silently reminding himself to send a thank-you note to Cockerel, his shady brother-in-law, for the tip, if he made it through in one piece) and hopped to the floor. Immediately, he kicked himself, not taking into account the incessant clicks of his claws as he scrabbled across the hard floor, but it made no difference, as the giant was busy rocking out to the carol of The Little Drummer Boy, and took the noises for one of prog's stranger aural experiments.

With the determination that only someone who knows his life is at risk possesses, Gabley took quick stock of his surroundings to find a suitable hiding place. Under the couch was no good, that would be the first place the giant would check. The curtains were sheer, so that was a no-go, as well. From the other room, he heard the sounds of metal scraping against metal. His time was running out! At any moment, the giant would come looking for him! He had to keep his head in order to keep his head. "Where would he never think to look for me?" he thought to himself. "Ah ha! Somewhere in plain sight!"

He flexed his wings, still sore from being tied up earlier. It wouldn't be pleasant, but he could probably muster up the strength to clamber up the desk nearby. From there, it was just a matter of finding some suitable camouflage, but he would worry about that when the time came. He placed his foot on the leg of the chair to brace himself and pushed off as hard as he could. The pain was more than he had anticipated; flying was clearly not going to work. But perhaps he could use his wings in short bursts, adding an extra boost while he jumped up the contraption. Once more, he braced himself against the chair and jumped with all his might while simultaneously giving his wings a solid flap. Yes, it was working! He pushed off from the lowest drawer handle on the desk and with another mighty flap he managed to get a foot on the seat of the chair. Three more times, two more, one more...

Gabley was exhausted and his wings couldn't stop shaking, but he had done it! One step closer to freedom, to sweet freedom! He took a moment to breathe, chuckling to himself "They won't gobble me up this year!"

"What the Hell?!" came the cry from the kitchen. Finally, his escaped had been noticed. It wouldn't be long before the giant would discern that he wasn't present in the kitchen and would come looking for him in other rooms of the house. Gabley needed to hide, and quickly, but where? There was nothing on top of the desk, except... Except the lamp. It would be risky, but what else could Gabley do? The frantic sounds of the giant's search were growing louder with every passing second, and there were no other options. Gabley seized the lampshade in one aching wing and kicked the lamp down behind the desk. "Steady," he told himself as he lowered the lampshade over his own head. "He'll never think to look here..."

But with all of Gabley's planning, he had made one fatal mistake. From across the room, Lumiere had seen him murder his wife and now used her own head as a disguise. She had just given birth to their first light switch, who must now grow up without knowing her own mother. "Not on my watch, you bastard," Lumiere whispered through his silent sobs and furiously started to blink.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 27, 2010, 11:19:19 PM
POTY

:rollin
Title: Re: Stay tuned for my next children's story, Flubert the Sickly Christmas Pig!
Post by: hefdaddy42 on December 28, 2010, 04:27:34 AM
Hef....It's been a long day getting to YYZ. Flights cancelled elsewhere caused us to be delayed apparently. I'm tired, the juice on my iPad is running low, and I didn't bring my laptop. Would you please choose a "winner" for the caption thread in my absence? I forgot all about it. Thanks!

TV
By the power vested in me by TempusVox, I must declare a winner.

After weeks of scheming, Gabley's plan launched into action: As the giant turned his back for one brief second, Gabley pecked through the string binding his legs and wings (Silently reminding himself to send a thank-you note to Cockerel, his shady brother-in-law, for the tip, if he made it through in one piece) and hopped to the floor. Immediately, he kicked himself, not taking into account the incessant clicks of his claws as he scrabbled across the hard floor, but it made no difference, as the giant was busy rocking out to the carol of The Little Drummer Boy, and took the noises for one of prog's stranger aural experiments.

With the determination that only someone who knows his life is at risk possesses, Gabley took quick stock of his surroundings to find a suitable hiding place. Under the couch was no good, that would be the first place the giant would check. The curtains were sheer, so that was a no-go, as well. From the other room, he heard the sounds of metal scraping against metal. His time was running out! At any moment, the giant would come looking for him! He had to keep his head in order to keep his head. "Where would he never think to look for me?" he thought to himself. "Ah ha! Somewhere in plain sight!"

He flexed his wings, still sore from being tied up earlier. It wouldn't be pleasant, but he could probably muster up the strength to clamber up the desk nearby. From there, it was just a matter of finding some suitable camouflage, but he would worry about that when the time came. He placed his foot on the leg of the chair to brace himself and pushed off as hard as he could. The pain was more than he had anticipated; flying was clearly not going to work. But perhaps he could use his wings in short bursts, adding an extra boost while he jumped up the contraption. Once more, he braced himself against the chair and jumped with all his might while simultaneously giving his wings a solid flap. Yes, it was working! He pushed off from the lowest drawer handle on the desk and with another mighty flap he managed to get a foot on the seat of the chair. Three more times, two more, one more...

Gabley was exhausted and his wings couldn't stop shaking, but he had done it! One step closer to freedom, to sweet freedom! He took a moment to breathe, chuckling to himself "They won't gobble me up this year!"

"What the Hell?!" came the cry from the kitchen. Finally, his escaped had been noticed. It wouldn't be long before the giant would discern that he wasn't present in the kitchen and would come looking for him in other rooms of the house. Gabley needed to hide, and quickly, but where? There was nothing on top of the desk, except... Except the lamp. It would be risky, but what else could Gabley do? The frantic sounds of the giant's search were growing louder with every passing second, and there were no other options. Gabley seized the lampshade in one aching wing and kicked the lamp down behind the desk. "Steady," he told himself as he lowered the lampshade over his own head. "He'll never think to look here..."

But with all of Gabley's planning, he had made one fatal mistake. From across the room, Lumiere had seen him murder his wife and now used her own head as a disguise. She had just given birth to their first light switch, who must now grow up without knowing her own mother. "Not on my watch, you bastard," Lumiere whispered through his silent sobs and furiously started to blink.
...and that's it.  Congratulations!  You're up!
Title: Re: Stay tuned for my next children's story, Flubert the Sickly Christmas Pig!
Post by: Tick on December 28, 2010, 10:17:41 AM
Hef....It's been a long day getting to YYZ. Flights cancelled elsewhere caused us to be delayed apparently. I'm tired, the juice on my iPad is running low, and I didn't bring my laptop. Would you please choose a "winner" for the caption thread in my absence? I forgot all about it. Thanks!

TV
By the power vested in me by TempusVox, I must declare a winner.

After weeks of scheming, Gabley's plan launched into action: As the giant turned his back for one brief second, Gabley pecked through the string binding his legs and wings (Silently reminding himself to send a thank-you note to Cockerel, his shady brother-in-law, for the tip, if he made it through in one piece) and hopped to the floor. Immediately, he kicked himself, not taking into account the incessant clicks of his claws as he scrabbled across the hard floor, but it made no difference, as the giant was busy rocking out to the carol of The Little Drummer Boy, and took the noises for one of prog's stranger aural experiments.

With the determination that only someone who knows his life is at risk possesses, Gabley took quick stock of his surroundings to find a suitable hiding place. Under the couch was no good, that would be the first place the giant would check. The curtains were sheer, so that was a no-go, as well. From the other room, he heard the sounds of metal scraping against metal. His time was running out! At any moment, the giant would come looking for him! He had to keep his head in order to keep his head. "Where would he never think to look for me?" he thought to himself. "Ah ha! Somewhere in plain sight!"

He flexed his wings, still sore from being tied up earlier. It wouldn't be pleasant, but he could probably muster up the strength to clamber up the desk nearby. From there, it was just a matter of finding some suitable camouflage, but he would worry about that when the time came. He placed his foot on the leg of the chair to brace himself and pushed off as hard as he could. The pain was more than he had anticipated; flying was clearly not going to work. But perhaps he could use his wings in short bursts, adding an extra boost while he jumped up the contraption. Once more, he braced himself against the chair and jumped with all his might while simultaneously giving his wings a solid flap. Yes, it was working! He pushed off from the lowest drawer handle on the desk and with another mighty flap he managed to get a foot on the seat of the chair. Three more times, two more, one more...

Gabley was exhausted and his wings couldn't stop shaking, but he had done it! One step closer to freedom, to sweet freedom! He took a moment to breathe, chuckling to himself "They won't gobble me up this year!"

"What the Hell?!" came the cry from the kitchen. Finally, his escaped had been noticed. It wouldn't be long before the giant would discern that he wasn't present in the kitchen and would come looking for him in other rooms of the house. Gabley needed to hide, and quickly, but where? There was nothing on top of the desk, except... Except the lamp. It would be risky, but what else could Gabley do? The frantic sounds of the giant's search were growing louder with every passing second, and there were no other options. Gabley seized the lampshade in one aching wing and kicked the lamp down behind the desk. "Steady," he told himself as he lowered the lampshade over his own head. "He'll never think to look here..."

But with all of Gabley's planning, he had made one fatal mistake. From across the room, Lumiere had seen him murder his wife and now used her own head as a disguise. She had just given birth to their first light switch, who must now grow up without knowing her own mother. "Not on my watch, you bastard," Lumiere whispered through his silent sobs and furiously started to blink.
...and that's it.  Congratulations!  You're up!
Damn, Hef, I give ya credit for reading one that long.
Note to players, if I'm judging and you want a chance to win, don't write one that long. Odds are I won't bother reading the whole thing. Just sayin...

:tick2:
Title: Re: Kinda like Ender's Game!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 28, 2010, 11:04:18 AM
And that's why it'll only work once.
Title: Re: So help me God, if I see just ONE poop joke.....
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 28, 2010, 12:54:49 PM
Alright, you know the drill by now:

(https://207.245.165.88/education/lessons/vietnam-photos/images/wet-going.gif)

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
DTVT - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Contest Sanity - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 32
Adami - 28
Tick - 25
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 28, 2010, 01:37:22 PM
Guy on right (Jamesman): "Hey LHK, wanna hear a poop joke that would be ironic?!!??!?!1"
Guy on left (LHK): "I'd like for you to remove that shit-eating grin from your face."
Guy on right: "Irony!OLLOLOL!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on December 28, 2010, 01:40:27 PM
Ahhhhhhhhh.  I've been needing to pee for hours!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 28, 2010, 02:18:11 PM
Jesus christ Jimmy, you need to see a doctor about that, I didn't even mention anything sexy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 28, 2010, 02:28:31 PM
But you said to pretend that I was swimming in your split pea soup.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ddtonfire on December 28, 2010, 03:25:26 PM
The boot camp's field trip to the mud spa quickly went downhill when they realized it wasn't mud.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 28, 2010, 03:26:11 PM
Guy in the back, "He doesn't know it, but he's on Candid Camera".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 28, 2010, 09:06:58 PM
Guy in back - Combat is a real hoot.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on December 28, 2010, 11:22:11 PM
(https://207.245.165.88/education/lessons/vietnam-photos/images/wet-going.gif)

Good Will Hunting II: Hunting Season
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 28, 2010, 11:33:07 PM
Sir, we're entering the enemy vagina.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 29, 2010, 05:16:53 AM
"Haaaay.....point that thing some place else."


(elusive movie quote attempt for the win)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on December 29, 2010, 05:27:07 AM
I don't know but I've been told
The Vietnam swamp is mighty cold
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 29, 2010, 05:42:07 AM
Crap!  My vienna sausages are in my pocket!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jakartabassplayer on December 29, 2010, 05:46:56 AM
The answer to your question about who was my favorite blues singer
Title: Re: Honorable mention to jakartabassplayer for his stealth pun
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 29, 2010, 02:33:47 PM
Jesus christ Jimmy, you need to see a doctor about that, I didn't even mention anything sexy.

This one snuck up on me, but it made me giggle. A winter is you!

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
DTVT - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Contest Sanity - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 32
Adami - 29
Tick - 25
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 29, 2010, 02:35:04 PM
Do I get half of a point for being the victim of Adami's verbal abuse?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 29, 2010, 02:51:54 PM
Do I get half of a point for being the victim of Adami's verbal abuse?

You know you're not the only Jimmy in my life. Don't you?

Anyway, I'll have a pic either late tonight or tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 29, 2010, 08:37:54 PM
Do I get half of a point for being the victim of Adami's verbal abuse?

You know you're not the only Jimmy in my life. Don't you?

Anyway, I'll have a pic either late tonight or tomorrow.
Boys! Don't make me send you both to bed with no dinner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on December 31, 2010, 06:33:32 AM
Do I get half of a point for being the victim of Adami's verbal abuse?

You know you're not the only Jimmy in my life. Don't you?

Anyway, I'll have a pic either late tonight or tomorrow.
Well look who's asleep at the wheel once again. Post a new picture Adami.
:tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on December 31, 2010, 10:28:19 AM
Dammit, jew!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 31, 2010, 11:20:22 AM
(https://www.funny-potato.com/images/women/tallest-woman/tallest-woman.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on December 31, 2010, 11:22:35 AM
"Honey, you have something stuck between your teeth"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on December 31, 2010, 11:30:58 AM
You know what they say about women twice your height.....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 31, 2010, 12:18:43 PM
Baby got back...for two!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 31, 2010, 12:20:56 PM
Oh I just came up with a good one. Damnit!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on December 31, 2010, 02:39:39 PM
Ha ha! And you thought my dick was tiny!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on December 31, 2010, 02:41:43 PM
I'm not your blind date, I just can't see you down there.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on December 31, 2010, 02:41:54 PM
Now let me rub some KY on that head of yours, it will slide in easier.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 31, 2010, 02:42:31 PM
Oh god this tampon is hard to get in.



I know, but I had to say it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on December 31, 2010, 02:44:44 PM
Oh god this tampon is hard to get in.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on December 31, 2010, 02:45:28 PM
Oh god this tampon is hard to get in.

NO!

I'm jewish, you can't steal something from me and then sell it back. That's what a jew...............ohhhhh.

Still, never try that on your own people.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 31, 2010, 02:55:20 PM
(https://www.funny-potato.com/images/women/tallest-woman/tallest-woman.jpg)

Goddamn!  Who said I couldn't build a better robot.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on December 31, 2010, 03:07:51 PM
Oh god this tampon is hard to get in.

NO!

I'm jewish, you can't steal something from me and then sell it back. That's what a jew...............ohhhhh.

Still, never try that on your own people.

:biggrin:



Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on December 31, 2010, 04:25:38 PM
Sparkletts.  Because sometimes you have more in mind than a cool drink of water.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on December 31, 2010, 06:33:21 PM
Despite her warm smile, John immediately made a mental note that, for at least this one date, "no" really would mean no.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on December 31, 2010, 06:35:07 PM
(https://www.funny-potato.com/images/women/tallest-woman/tallest-woman.jpg)

There is no way you're on top.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on December 31, 2010, 11:00:09 PM
My New Year Resolution is to fuck little people.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on December 31, 2010, 11:28:33 PM
The call girls from Lonestar's escort service are not for pussies!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 01, 2011, 06:40:43 AM
(https://www.funny-potato.com/images/women/tallest-woman/tallest-woman.jpg)

Amazon.com dating service.
Title: Re: Suddenly, I am in such a mood for Famous Dave's... But I only brought $200.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 01, 2011, 11:30:03 AM
"I... Uh... Didn't think this was what you meant by 'BBW'..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 01, 2011, 11:33:49 AM
The call girls from Lonestar's escort service are not for pussies!

Winrar, I love me some jokes involving Lonestar and pussies.



I came in a close second.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 01, 2011, 11:35:33 AM
El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
DTVT - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
Contest Sanity - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 32
Adami - 29
Tick - 25
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 01, 2011, 01:06:13 PM
Thanks Adami -- I thought you might like that one.

Don't know if this picture's been posted yet; someone stop me if it has been:

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uygywtE3UFw/TR-HEu1KFLI/AAAAAAAAAFk/QF3BvKDTDC8/s1600/vader.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 01, 2011, 03:02:06 PM
The call girls from Lonestar's escort service are not for pussies!

Winrar, I love me some jokes involving Lonestar and pussies.



I came in a close second.
:yeahright
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 01, 2011, 03:05:00 PM
Stick your light saber into that pussy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 01, 2011, 03:07:35 PM
James Cameron remakes Star Wars.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on January 01, 2011, 03:09:07 PM
I came in a close second.

As in you came in a second?

Or your caption came in second place?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 01, 2011, 03:10:27 PM
Vadar impatiently awaits the completion of the Death Star.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 01, 2011, 03:11:46 PM
As the founder of this wonderful game I would like to thank everyone who plays faithfully and makes it what it is. A Happy New Year to all and keep it rolling!

:tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 01, 2011, 03:13:04 PM
I came in a close second.

As in you came in a second?

Or your caption came in second place?

Either. Or both.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on January 01, 2011, 04:09:33 PM
In the neverending tradition of cross-over sequels are must-fails, LucasFilm and Disney present:  Honey, I Shrunk The Sith.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 01, 2011, 05:16:34 PM


(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uygywtE3UFw/TR-HEu1KFLI/AAAAAAAAAFk/QF3BvKDTDC8/s1600/vader.jpg)

Wookies are so cute when they're young.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 01, 2011, 05:17:32 PM
Vader shows the ultimate insult to the force by riding Yodas mother.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on January 01, 2011, 06:06:51 PM
Never crossbreed a Rancor with an Ewok.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 01, 2011, 06:07:44 PM
What happens on Endor, stays on Endor.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 01, 2011, 08:35:46 PM


(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uygywtE3UFw/TR-HEu1KFLI/AAAAAAAAAFk/QF3BvKDTDC8/s1600/vader.jpg)

God!  Is this another dumb movie with Nicolas Cage in it!?!?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 02, 2011, 12:00:42 AM
Carry on my wayward son.
Title: Re: No, seriously, Staples sells cat bridles. The hot glue was a bitch, though
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 02, 2011, 12:16:16 AM
"Aww, that is just the cutest how you got Mittens to play with your little action figure! How'd you get him to keep the little bridle in his mouth?"
"Staples."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 02, 2011, 09:31:16 AM
(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uygywtE3UFw/TR-HEu1KFLI/AAAAAAAAAFk/QF3BvKDTDC8/s1600/vader.jpg)
"By the order of your leader, Lord Vader, I forbid you to head for that litter box!!! STOP DAMN YOU!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 02, 2011, 12:42:20 PM
The Force is strong with this one:

What happens on Endor, stays on Endor.

Adami wins.  PM will be sent momentarily.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 02, 2011, 12:43:35 PM
El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
DTVT - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
Contest Sanity - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 32
Adami - 30
Tick - 25
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 02, 2011, 06:50:22 PM
(https://files.sharenator.com/funny_pictures_terminator_lincoln_Terminator_modified-s398x439-14795-580.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ħ on January 02, 2011, 06:52:48 PM
Next time, John Wilkes Booth, I'll be ready.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on January 02, 2011, 07:05:30 PM
I've just about had enough of Alabama. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 02, 2011, 07:24:57 PM
(https://files.sharenator.com/funny_pictures_terminator_lincoln_Terminator_modified-s398x439-14795-580.jpg)

Union Productions presents Beardface:

"Say hello to my little friend!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 02, 2011, 07:59:09 PM
(https://files.sharenator.com/funny_pictures_terminator_lincoln_Terminator_modified-s398x439-14795-580.jpg)

Ballots are the rightful and peaceful successors to bullets, except in this case.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 02, 2011, 08:03:25 PM
" I freed the slaves, I can certainly blow your fucking head off as well. Do ya feel lucky punk. Well do ya?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 02, 2011, 08:08:10 PM
(https://files.sharenator.com/funny_pictures_terminator_lincoln_Terminator_modified-s398x439-14795-580.jpg)

Back To the Future IV--It's Lincoln's Time.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 02, 2011, 08:19:36 PM
" 'We don't need no Civil War' my ass!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 02, 2011, 08:26:05 PM
No one protested the freeing of the slaves after Lincoln issued his Ammunition Proclamation.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 02, 2011, 08:34:41 PM
(https://files.sharenator.com/funny_pictures_terminator_lincoln_Terminator_modified-s398x439-14795-580.jpg)

Most people forget Lincoln left a promising career as a quarterback in the Union League to pursue politics; dude had a cannon of an arm!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 02, 2011, 08:45:08 PM
(https://files.sharenator.com/funny_pictures_terminator_lincoln_Terminator_modified-s398x439-14795-580.jpg)

"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic President. Abraham Lincoln will be that man.

Better than he was before.

Better...

Stronger...

Faster...

And Packing Heat like a Motherfucker!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 02, 2011, 08:45:46 PM
That is your last caption CS. Sorry. Only 5 allowed.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 02, 2011, 08:47:04 PM
That is your last caption CS. Sorry. Only 5 allowed.
Yes, I know.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 02, 2011, 08:57:29 PM
Check out these guns.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on January 02, 2011, 09:08:09 PM
Introducing......Quentin Tarantino's: "Civil Warrrrrr!!"
Starring: Christian Bale as "Abe"
 Paul Giammati as Hannibal Hamlin
 Barry "Greg Brady" Williams as General George B. McClellan
 Edward Norton as General Ulysses S. Grant
 Billy Bob Thorton as President Jefferson Davis
 Benecio Del Toro as John Wilkes Booth
 Bill Murray as General Stonewall Jackson
 Kevin Spacey as General Robert E. Lee
 Russel Crowe as General William Tecumseh Sherman
 Julianne Moore as Mary Todd Lincoln
And starring: Samuel L. Jackson as Frederick "The Emancipator" Douglass
"A House Divided Against Itself Will Be Blown Away, Motherfucker!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 02, 2011, 09:13:30 PM
How the hell did Barry Williams sneak into this film?! :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on January 02, 2011, 09:24:14 PM
He's the obligatory "washed-up, has been, career rivival" actor that's usually found in all of Q.T.s films.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on January 02, 2011, 10:19:29 PM
The True Megaman.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ben_Jamin on January 03, 2011, 02:38:00 AM
Four score and seven years too late.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 03, 2011, 04:15:44 PM
Bump.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 03, 2011, 04:19:16 PM
(https://files.sharenator.com/funny_pictures_terminator_lincoln_Terminator_modified-s398x439-14795-580.jpg)

"Hey J"?
"Yes K".
Lincoln is an alien too"?
"Damn"!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 03, 2011, 06:36:32 PM
Lincoln goes gansta...

"4 score, and 7 years ago mutha fucka. You mess wit my barrels and you gonna be a sucka. I free the slaves and I smoke your brain, I got this beard and ya know I'm insane.....WORD!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 03, 2011, 07:04:10 PM
I've just about had enough of Alabama. 

I have no idea why but I found this to be hilarious. Probably just cause it's out of no where.

Winnar!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 03, 2011, 07:05:39 PM
El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
DTVT - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
Contest Sanity - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 32
Adami - 30
Tick - 25
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on January 03, 2011, 07:22:23 PM

Give me a bit of time to find a good one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on January 03, 2011, 07:31:17 PM
Maybe NSFW




(https://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2oyievE9g1qzbwhlo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 03, 2011, 07:32:03 PM
Gentlemen, now you too can give your wife the gift of Bosk.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 03, 2011, 07:40:59 PM
[Darth Vadar Voice] Once you go black, you never go back.[/Darth Vadar Voice]
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 03, 2011, 07:41:38 PM
I find your lack of pubes disturbing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 03, 2011, 07:51:49 PM
Feels great going in, but hurts like a bitch coming out.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on January 03, 2011, 07:53:51 PM
'Darth Vader Dildo:' For when the 'Hand Solo' isn't satisfying enough.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 03, 2011, 07:55:24 PM
'Darth Vader Dildo:' For when the 'Hand Solo' isn't satisfying enough.


Works well with Lube Skywalker.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on January 03, 2011, 08:07:01 PM
"Lord Vader, we've located the Sarlacc Pit."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 03, 2011, 08:07:59 PM
The force is strong with this one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 03, 2011, 08:10:05 PM
The Force is long with this one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on January 03, 2011, 08:15:37 PM
"Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 03, 2011, 08:21:56 PM
I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 03, 2011, 08:23:25 PM
Darth Vader, you're my only hope! *ungh*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 03, 2011, 08:34:32 PM
The new Darth Vader Lightsaber by Hasbro.  It takes 12 aa batteries that are not included.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 04, 2011, 01:49:08 AM
"I find your lack of penis disturbing."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 04, 2011, 07:04:48 AM
May the force be in you!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 04, 2011, 07:19:22 AM
Cum over to the dark side.
Title: Re: Good God, I'm a pun machine
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 04, 2011, 10:17:07 AM
With Lord Vader's domed helmet, the force doesn't need to be strong with this one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 04, 2011, 10:24:27 AM
Unlike the Death Star, this machine is fully operational!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 04, 2011, 10:28:43 AM
Also not shown is the Yoda Bullet Vibrator.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on January 04, 2011, 10:32:42 AM
(for coming too quickly)

"Appology Accepted........Captain Needa"



Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 04, 2011, 10:38:42 AM
Seeing the device in his girlfriend's apartment, he felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of sperm cried out in mourning and were suddenly silenced.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 04, 2011, 11:38:20 AM
My wife was dissapointed when I brought the Hayden Christensen remastered version of the dildo home.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 04, 2011, 11:41:16 AM
"I bet she gives great helmet".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on January 04, 2011, 11:51:32 AM
"He was found armed....only with THIS"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on January 04, 2011, 05:27:40 PM
About two more hours to beat the man who has obviously almost won already!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 04, 2011, 05:29:29 PM
About two more hours to beat the man who has obviously almost won already!

2 more hours to beat Kingsypoo?

Bastard wins too much, someone's going to have to murder him.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on January 04, 2011, 05:31:40 PM
Or you could just post the caption of your career and close the gap!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 04, 2011, 05:41:19 PM
lol well at least we know I'm not the winner. But seriously, there's some amazing ones here.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on January 04, 2011, 05:55:21 PM
Padme: Analking Skywalker, how you have grown.

 :D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on January 04, 2011, 07:30:50 PM
It was tough between these hilarious 3

Gentlemen, now you too can give your wife the gift of Bosk.

[Darth Vadar Voice] Once you go black, you never go back.[/Darth Vadar Voice]

Cum over to the dark side.






Lonestar wins!   

Mostly because I just pictured a sleazy ad airing for the product with James Earl Jones saying this.



Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on January 04, 2011, 07:31:13 PM
El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
DTVT - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
Contest Sanity - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 32
Adami - 30
Tick - 25
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 06, 2011, 12:19:21 AM
Post a pic tomorrow, thx, dt for the win, I think my last one was around page 80.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 06, 2011, 12:32:42 AM
Post a pic tomorrow, thx, dt for the win, I think my last one was around page 80.


To be fair, you have been mentioned in at least 10,000 captions since then. Almost all of which were by me.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 06, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
(https://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1vnMw4GbU3Mjld7AxCNZ3mkf2yA51mbfq0Asq1z9eP4MCp1832w)
Aaaaaand GO!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on January 06, 2011, 03:45:40 PM
"I'll take the...medium.  No, wait, maybe the--aww, screw it.  Super-size me!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 06, 2011, 03:48:53 PM
Do my legs make my butt look fat?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 06, 2011, 03:53:24 PM
(https://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1vnMw4GbU3Mjld7AxCNZ3mkf2yA51mbfq0Asq1z9eP4MCp1832w)
Aaaaaand GO!!!

I'll have a side of steriods.  Could you super size it?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Fluffy Lothario on January 06, 2011, 03:56:13 PM
Jurassic Park? More like Jurassic Dark.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on January 06, 2011, 04:04:32 PM
"On the left, our model, Fabien, demonstrates the effects of steriods on the human body.  Next is the lovely Tito, demonstrating horse hormones.  Finally, the respendant Gargantua, showing off his T-Rex hormone-enhanced bod.  Bet you never thought they'd extract that from a dead mosquito encased in amber, did ya'?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on January 06, 2011, 04:09:36 PM
(https://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1vnMw4GbU3Mjld7AxCNZ3mkf2yA51mbfq0Asq1z9eP4MCp1832w)
Aaaaaand GO!!!

Tyrranasteroid Rex and his fellow Doucheosaurs are hungry for human flesh and performance enhancement drugs in the latest installment of Jurassic Park!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 06, 2011, 04:12:08 PM
One of these guys loves his thighmaster.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on January 06, 2011, 04:12:50 PM
By the way, my caption was posted in vain, because this is one of the greatest captions ever

Jurassic Park? More like Jurassic Dark.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 06, 2011, 04:46:54 PM
(https://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1vnMw4GbU3Mjld7AxCNZ3mkf2yA51mbfq0Asq1z9eP4MCp1832w)
Aaaaaand GO!!!

Man does Barry Bond's Macy Day Parade float look so realistic!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 06, 2011, 08:35:47 PM
(https://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1vnMw4GbU3Mjld7AxCNZ3mkf2yA51mbfq0Asq1z9eP4MCp1832w)

Thigh cream, for that nasty chafe!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 06, 2011, 08:36:51 PM
Well..........that's one way to smuggle drugs.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on January 06, 2011, 08:48:47 PM
Pornstar Pictures Presents:
Goldi-Sucks and the Three Mandingo's
"This Mandingo is too small, and this Mandingo is too big; but this Mandingo is juuuust right."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 06, 2011, 08:51:01 PM
One of these men has a small penis.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on January 06, 2011, 08:58:56 PM
(https://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1vnMw4GbU3Mjld7AxCNZ3mkf2yA51mbfq0Asq1z9eP4MCp1832w)

invisible water buckets
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 06, 2011, 09:01:41 PM
(https://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1vnMw4GbU3Mjld7AxCNZ3mkf2yA51mbfq0Asq1z9eP4MCp1832w)

invisible water buckets

 :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: He's tried girlfriends, but they all get crushed into a doughy paste
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 06, 2011, 09:25:06 PM
Those aren't thigh muscles, Tyrone just hasn't been able to 'take the edge off' in six years.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on January 06, 2011, 09:56:24 PM
(https://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1vnMw4GbU3Mjld7AxCNZ3mkf2yA51mbfq0Asq1z9eP4MCp1832w)

The precise moment when Professor Sherman Klump realized that something had gone horribly wrong.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 06, 2011, 10:55:10 PM
Now only if he was as funny as Joe Piscapo
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 06, 2011, 10:56:37 PM
GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN CHICKEN!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on January 07, 2011, 01:51:02 AM
(https://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1vnMw4GbU3Mjld7AxCNZ3mkf2yA51mbfq0Asq1z9eP4MCp1832w)

invisible water buckets

 :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Lowdz on January 07, 2011, 03:03:29 AM
China's female athletes gear up for 2012.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 07, 2011, 05:13:16 AM
(https://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1vnMw4GbU3Mjld7AxCNZ3mkf2yA51mbfq0Asq1z9eP4MCp1832w)
Aaaaaand GO!!!

The evolution of N.Y. Jets fans. (Sorry Bill :lol)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on January 07, 2011, 06:30:04 AM
Now introducing the most elastic Fruit of the Loom ever.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on January 07, 2011, 06:33:42 AM
At that moment Leroy begin to panic.  The rash on his ass was driving him insane yet he knew he'd never be able to reach it to scratch.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on January 07, 2011, 06:36:27 AM
Leroy started to wonder if he was allergic to the shell fish they provided in the back.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 07, 2011, 06:49:20 AM
(https://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1vnMw4GbU3Mjld7AxCNZ3mkf2yA51mbfq0Asq1z9eP4MCp1832w)
Aaaaaand GO!!!

Form feet and legs! Form arms and torso! And, I'll form the head! Form Blazing Sword! Voltron lives!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 07, 2011, 07:56:05 AM
Not pictured:  The dolly required to move him from the bow flex to the stage.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 07, 2011, 09:49:02 AM
"I think the bee stings are gonna put me over the top!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 07, 2011, 03:04:05 PM
China's female athletes gear up for 2012.
Lot's of good ones, but this caught me out of left field, your up.


And Adami, how did you resist not putting,"Lonestar's steroids are not for pussies."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 07, 2011, 03:05:02 PM
China's female athletes gear up for 2012.
Lot's of good ones, but this caught me out of left field, your up.


And Adami, how did you resist not putting,"Lonestar's steroids are not for pussies."


I honestly figured it would disqualify me. Plus at this point their penis's are probably small enough to be considered pussies.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 07, 2011, 03:07:23 PM
El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
DTVT - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
Contest Sanity - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 32
Adami - 30
Tick - 25
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on January 07, 2011, 03:09:09 PM
???  How did Sonata not win?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 07, 2011, 03:10:45 PM
???  How did Sonata not win?

I agree, his was pretty awesome.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 07, 2011, 03:11:19 PM
???  How did Sonata not win?
I didn't find it that funny, sorry.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on January 07, 2011, 04:12:23 PM
???  How did Sonata not win?
I didn't find it that funny, sorry.

rigged votes.  Democracy  :\
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 08, 2011, 11:45:19 PM
???  How did Sonata not win?
I didn't find it that funny, sorry.

rigged votes.  Democracy  :\
Twas payback for him whooping my ass in the member tournament, so there. :P

(Course if I had voted for him, we might have a fucking pic by now)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on January 08, 2011, 11:57:06 PM
You can always change it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 09, 2011, 12:03:40 AM
You can always declare me the winner. That way when I take 3 days to post a pic, Tick can come in here and yell at me.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on January 09, 2011, 12:11:58 AM
Maybe he's antisemitick.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 09, 2011, 12:14:51 AM
Maybe he's antisemitick.

Nice.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 09, 2011, 07:31:38 AM
I reserve the right to post a new picture whenever the game is in limbo for multiple days, so here is a new pick. If Lowdz shows up he may pick a winner on Monday. Otherwise, I will.
:tick2:

(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Venice-Biennale-Venice-Bi-0101.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 09, 2011, 09:02:23 AM


(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Venice-Biennale-Venice-Bi-0101.jpg)

Scared by his own image.  Sean Connery went back into movie hibernation for 6 more years.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on January 09, 2011, 09:19:40 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Venice-Biennale-Venice-Bi-0101.jpg)


Curator: There he is everyone! See? He's been at it all morning like that!

Old Man: That's right you mirrors! And when I'm through with you, I'm going to tie your mirror children up and rape them for decades and decades!



John Cleese: And now for something completely different.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on January 09, 2011, 09:47:13 AM
STOP----hamma time!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on January 09, 2011, 10:24:31 AM
Remember that thread about negative influences from listening to DT? This man heard TSF one time too many.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 09, 2011, 10:51:55 AM
I reserve the right to post a new picture whenever the game is in limbo for multiple days, so here is a new pick. If Lowdz shows up he may pick a winner on Monday. Otherwise, I will.
:tick2:

(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Venice-Biennale-Venice-Bi-0101.jpg)

Damn, the senior's tour is killing John Mcenroe's backhand.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 09, 2011, 02:25:13 PM
And now Tommy can see, hear and speak.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 09, 2011, 02:41:09 PM
Mirror mirror on the wall...............DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on January 09, 2011, 02:59:18 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Venice-Biennale-Venice-Bi-0101.jpg)


It was his loose grip on the concept of reflection that caused him to shout "There can only be one me, asshole" and shatter the expensive mirror.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 09, 2011, 03:02:13 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Venice-Biennale-Venice-Bi-0101.jpg)

"Here the artist metaphorically shatter the boundaries of reality. The hammer presents humanity's constant struggle with the forces of Aegola and Nbatu, both of which ....


Ah, fuck it. Listen guys, this guy actually the janitor, he got fired this morning. Enjoy the show."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 09, 2011, 03:04:01 PM
STOP LOOKING AT ME YOU DIRTY CLONE!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on January 09, 2011, 03:07:55 PM
Fuck you, mirror!  Always reflecting shit!  Who does that?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 09, 2011, 03:10:23 PM

(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Venice-Biennale-Venice-Bi-0101.jpg)

I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself. But, since I can't have you following me either....clack!

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 09, 2011, 03:12:01 PM
Oh my god, there's a camera crew trapped behind that mirror, don't worry I will free you my friends!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 09, 2011, 05:06:51 PM
This isn't what I meant when I said you should reflect on your life.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on January 09, 2011, 05:13:01 PM
Deleted scenes from Thor.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 09, 2011, 05:14:43 PM
Jurrasic Park 5: Jurassic Art.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 09, 2011, 07:14:45 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Venice-Biennale-Venice-Bi-0101.jpg)

"What

*crash*

would you

*crash*

say ... *crash ...

if I walked *crash* away!



JP: Thanks, but that's, errr, not quite what we're looking for in our band."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 09, 2011, 07:21:43 PM
:rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on January 10, 2011, 08:23:46 AM
Professor Higginbottom set out to prove that the "Seven Years of Bad Luck" omen was just a myth. Sadly, he died only seconds after this shot was taken.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 10, 2011, 08:30:13 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Venice-Biennale-Venice-Bi-0101.jpg)

Dag nabbit!! How do you get out of this confounded room?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nekov on January 10, 2011, 09:50:59 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Venice-Biennale-Venice-Bi-0101.jpg)

"What

*crash*

would you

*crash*

say ... *crash ...

if I walked *crash* away!



JP: Thanks, but that's, errr, not quite what we're looking for in our band."

I was going to try something but I read this one and  :rollin. I'm not gonna even try.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 10, 2011, 02:35:39 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Venice-Biennale-Venice-Bi-0101.jpg)

"What

*crash*

would you

*crash*

say ... *crash ...

if I walked *crash* away!



JP: Thanks, but that's, errr, not quite what we're looking for in our band."

I was going to try something but I read this one and  :rollin. I'm not gonna even try.
Well, you should have, cause it aint the winner.
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/Venice-Biennale-Venice-Bi-0101.jpg)

Dag nabbit!! How do you get out of this confounded room?
This is the winner!
:tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 10, 2011, 03:04:08 PM
Thank you!!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/OMG.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 10, 2011, 03:05:27 PM
El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
DTVT - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
Contest Sanity - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 33(Larry Bird :D)
Adami - 30
Tick - 25
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 10, 2011, 03:06:24 PM
Ever since they repealed the "don't ask don't tell" policy, the army has become a very different thing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 10, 2011, 03:42:22 PM
Cock fighting makes me sick!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 10, 2011, 04:36:50 PM
Backstage at the Army Academy's production of A Chorus Line.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on January 10, 2011, 05:18:01 PM
No caption yet, but I love how there's a random guy with a gasmask.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on January 10, 2011, 05:20:20 PM
No caption yet, but I love how there's a random guy with a gasmask.

The guy with the gas mask over his shlong didn't surprise you?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on January 10, 2011, 09:14:21 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/OMG.jpg)


Hello everyone, and welcome to Not Giving a Fuck's Anonymous.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on January 10, 2011, 09:35:25 PM

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/OMG.jpg)

The elite Canine Division of the Icelandic Crisis Response Unit lines up for inspection.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 10, 2011, 10:17:28 PM
After dogs went extinct, humanity struggled to adapt.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 10, 2011, 10:29:08 PM
This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the "Men Scouts."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 10, 2011, 10:42:01 PM
This picture has been recovered from an alternate timeline in which Sarah Palin was elected president.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 11, 2011, 05:56:56 AM
The Superhero try outs were off to a rousing start.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nekov on January 11, 2011, 07:42:10 AM
Backstage for Rammstein auditions...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 11, 2011, 08:10:22 AM
Glen Becks audience waits for the doors to the studio to finally open.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 11, 2011, 04:26:50 PM
Army...Navy...Air Force...Marines...What a great place, its a great place to start!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 11, 2011, 04:30:26 PM
Cock fighting makes me sick!

This made me giggle for hours.  tick, you are the winna!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on January 11, 2011, 04:43:34 PM
I think Tick had the best three  :lol  :lol That was great!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 11, 2011, 04:44:10 PM
Thanks, King! and now for your dining pleasure. try and keep it clean. :tick2:

(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/410869094_991e4eff101.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 11, 2011, 04:51:29 PM
OK, let's get the "keep it clean" thing out of the way now...


"GREY SPUNK, the worst porno ever made."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on January 11, 2011, 04:52:51 PM
There's nothing funny about death by wet cement  :|
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 11, 2011, 04:54:19 PM
El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
DTVT - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
Contest Sanity - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 33
Adami - 30
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider -8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on January 11, 2011, 04:55:22 PM
Vader:  Holy crap!  That actually worked?!  Lower them all into the carbonite!  ...and then bring them to my ship!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 11, 2011, 04:57:43 PM
Thanks, King! and now for your dining pleasure. try and keep it clean. :tick2:

(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/410869094_991e4eff101.jpg)

Grey's Anatomy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on January 11, 2011, 05:01:58 PM
What can grey do for YOU?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on January 11, 2011, 05:06:02 PM
Sir Lancelot (dragging Sir Galahad from the Grey Pit of Doom): We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on January 11, 2011, 05:13:47 PM

(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/410869094_991e4eff101.jpg)

Go to sleep little babe
Go to sleep little babe
Your momma's gone away and your daddy's gone to stay
Didn't leave nobody but the baby
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 11, 2011, 05:15:09 PM
Thanks, King! and now for your dining pleasure. try and keep it clean. :tick2:

(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/410869094_991e4eff101.jpg)

This is how the Rockets relax, bitches.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 11, 2011, 05:19:57 PM
Dumb chicks got the whole mud face mask thing backwards.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 11, 2011, 05:24:12 PM
I see we have some inspired captions already!
:tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 11, 2011, 05:29:40 PM
Not a caption, but I am soooo tempted tick, you know.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on January 11, 2011, 08:34:38 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/410869094_991e4eff101.jpg)

In hindsight, it was an awfully brash idea. Heather, every last drop of twenty-three, I had only known for three weeks. She was fond of me, I knew, but had this way about her...of covering tattoos and and choosing words slowly. Not that I had much time for it. Sam.....Sam was a bit younger than Heather, but as I think of it now I can't remember how old she said she was. Sam was kind to me, and generous after dark and a few drinks. She liked Heather well enough, though once I saw a certain conviction in her look after telling her I would be meeting Heather for lunch on the veranda that day. And Colleen. Colleen I had known the longest. She was an acquaintance met through a friend, and I would like to think that something changed in me that day as we swam through the culverts beneath that cozy little road in Big Pine. She was never jealous, never impatient, never dull.

And now, I do not know what I regret more. That I did not tell them all that I loved them, or that I beat back my conscience that day as they laughed amongst each other in that pool of cement.

But I do like to think the sun felt warm on their faces at the end.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on January 11, 2011, 08:42:51 PM
To feminists dismay, the girls obeyed with a grin in their face the order that went "Bitch, clean my toilet!".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 11, 2011, 10:33:05 PM
The only thing missing from this orgy is me.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 11, 2011, 10:34:42 PM
Sorry babes, I ate a ton of gravy earlier.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nekov on January 12, 2011, 09:23:31 AM
I know we told you that we wanted the sculpture to look as real as possible but....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on January 12, 2011, 12:10:09 PM

(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/410869094_991e4eff101.jpg)

Bathers relax on the hottest day of the year, in the East Pittsburgh Community Pool.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 12, 2011, 12:15:46 PM
Thanks, King! and now for your dining pleasure. try and keep it clean. :tick2:

(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/410869094_991e4eff101.jpg)
The new Playboy is comming out with the Girl's of the Mesozoic Conference.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 12, 2011, 02:41:36 PM
The wrong way to give your wife a facial.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 12, 2011, 04:00:34 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/410869094_991e4eff101.jpg)

In hindsight, it was an awfully brash idea. Heather, every last drop of twenty-three, I had only known for three weeks. She was fond of me, I knew, but had this way about her...of covering tattoos and and choosing words slowly. Not that I had much time for it. Sam.....Sam was a bit younger than Heather, but as I think of it now I can't remember how old she said she was. Sam was kind to me, and generous after dark and a few drinks. She liked Heather well enough, though once I saw a certain conviction in her look after telling her I would be meeting Heather for lunch on the veranda that day. And Colleen. Colleen I had known the longest. She was an acquaintance met through a friend, and I would like to think that something changed in me that day as we swam through the culverts beneath that cozy little road in Big Pine. She was never jealous, never impatient, never dull.

And now, I do not know what I regret more. That I did not tell them all that I loved them, or that I beat back my conscience that day as they laughed amongst each other in that pool of cement.

But I do like to think the sun felt warm on their faces at the end.
I'm not generally one for long captions but I will give props to this one and call it our winner!

and Adami, you might have had a shot if you had said...

"Lonestars mud baths are just for pussies."

:tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on January 12, 2011, 04:05:26 PM
Woo!

I'll select one after I come back from walking my dog.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 12, 2011, 05:40:43 PM
Sorry tick, I'm a bit sickly at the moment and not on top of my game. But once whoever sonata picks as a winner posts a pic, I'll but sure to give it my best.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on January 12, 2011, 05:54:45 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/deqWX.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 12, 2011, 05:55:29 PM
I know I have 0 chance of winning this round, but I'll try anyway.







EMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 12, 2011, 06:07:05 PM
and people wonder why there is a DTF lonely hearts thread.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on January 12, 2011, 06:10:19 PM
Blunt no evil, peek no evil, scream no evil.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on January 12, 2011, 08:09:18 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/deqWX.jpg)

Joke of the Day: Two dipshits and an asshole buy webcams.......
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 12, 2011, 08:10:07 PM
Here we come, walkin'
Down the street.
We get the funniest looks from
Ev'ry one we meet.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on January 12, 2011, 08:22:48 PM
Harry: AAAAHHHH HELP!!! I'M TRAPPED BENEATH TWO SEXY PEOPLE!!!!!

Sonata: Scio, I'm flattered that you called me sexy in your caption. You win.

Me: YES!!! *posts a new picture.*

Present day Me: You see, Sonata, I just created a future timeline in which those events occur, now any events you do must lead up to that timeline (i.e. picking me), or else you will make a time paradox. You don't want that do you?

Future Me: Also, I love Feel Afraid, and Bjork is amazing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 13, 2011, 07:20:31 AM
 DC comics presents...
The origin of The Ugly Stick
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 13, 2011, 08:04:59 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/deqWX.jpg)

Thank you Peter Marshall, I'll take sonatafanica for the block.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 13, 2011, 08:07:58 AM
It's true that all bad things come in three.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 13, 2011, 08:09:16 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/deqWX.jpg)


Hear no evil
See no evil
Speak no..........DAMN YOU HARRY!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 13, 2011, 08:16:28 AM
Chris and Matt are watching in awe as Harry is making his finest JLB impression. Little did they know he actually hit his toe.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 13, 2011, 09:26:37 AM
Teen Nick presents...
American Virgins, a love story.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 13, 2011, 09:27:14 AM
The only three guys in history rejected by there own hands.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on January 13, 2011, 09:35:58 AM
None of us could decide which was more ironic:  The fact that Tom Keiffer's son, Tom Brady's son, and Tom Cruise's son would all become Internet buddies in their teen years, or the fact that it was during one of their all-night Skype sessions that they decided to form a band called "The Peeping Toms."
Title: Re: Look at their faces again. Yeah, now you see it... Pervert...
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 13, 2011, 09:59:10 AM
Two out of three doctors recommend regular enemas for that fresh colon feeling.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 13, 2011, 10:02:16 AM
"I'm not aware of too many things, I know what I know if you know what I mean..."
"DO WANT!"
"THIS IS SPARTA!!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 13, 2011, 11:09:46 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/deqWX.jpg)

Harry's response when Chris & Matt pan their camera's down.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 13, 2011, 12:32:52 PM
Here we come, walkin'
Down the street.
Singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"

We get the funniest looks
from ev'ry one we meet.
Singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"

We looked good!  (LOOK GOOD)
We looked feel fine (LOOK FINE)
We looked good, we looked fine and I nearly lost my mind.


FTFY
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on January 13, 2011, 06:39:22 PM
and people wonder why there is a DTF lonely hearts thread.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA YOU WIN PICK A THING


do i quote the score or something i don't know how to computer
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 14, 2011, 12:43:09 PM
and people wonder why there is a DTF lonely hearts thread.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA YOU WIN PICK A THING


do i quote the score or something i don't know how to computer
you do have to pm the winner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 14, 2011, 09:44:29 PM
Scio had to PM me.  Here's your new pic:

(https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y164/wteach/pictorials/Stupid/doublestennis.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 14, 2011, 09:46:35 PM
El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
Contest Sanity - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 33
Adami - 30
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 21
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider - 8

Updated score with mine and Sonata's wins added
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 14, 2011, 10:10:50 PM
(https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y164/wteach/pictorials/Stupid/doublestennis.jpg)

Special Olympics. Hell, at least the games are short.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 14, 2011, 10:11:38 PM
Gay joke. Retarded joke. Applause.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 15, 2011, 04:55:47 AM
Scio had to PM me.  Here's your new pic:

(https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y164/wteach/pictorials/Stupid/doublestennis.jpg)

The duo of Marxs and Batelli loved to come out in style by dancing to Billy Jean.  Batelli was once qouted as saying she was once hell of a tennis player.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on January 15, 2011, 05:07:15 AM
Jesus, I always wondered what Frankie Goes to Hollywood were up to lately.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 15, 2011, 05:09:26 AM
Scio had to PM me.  Here's your new pic:

(https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y164/wteach/pictorials/Stupid/doublestennis.jpg)

Eeeuuwwww!!  What are we standing on?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 15, 2011, 06:54:18 AM
(https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y164/wteach/pictorials/Stupid/doublestennis.jpg)
Phil Collins remakes one of his classic songs, complete with this stunning new video...
"How can I just let you walk away, just let you leave without a trace. While I stand here whacking Yellow balls with you....ooou ooou. Your the only one who really knew me at all...So take a look at me now oh owww, cause I'lllll still be standing here. And there's nothing here to remind me, just the memory of red clay. TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT ME NOW!"
Title: Re: All there in the manual
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 15, 2011, 07:35:52 PM
(https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y164/wteach/pictorials/Stupid/doublestennis.jpg)

Why won't my dad wave to me?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 15, 2011, 07:51:15 PM
Scio had to PM me.  Here's your new pic:

(https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y164/wteach/pictorials/Stupid/doublestennis.jpg)
Wham performing, "Wake me up before you go go" at the Elton John Celebrity Pro Am.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 16, 2011, 01:13:08 AM
Be bewwy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 16, 2011, 01:18:29 AM
Special Olympics. Hell, at least the games are short.

Winner!

I should bookmark a bunch of pictures.  I felt kind of rushed since no one told me I won until 36 hours later.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 16, 2011, 09:08:10 AM
El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
Contest Sanity - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 33
Adami - 30
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 22
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 16, 2011, 09:08:31 AM
(https://www.voont.com/files/images/edit/weekly_residue/08/news.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 16, 2011, 09:12:17 AM
By the grace of God above, everyone survived. Uuuuh!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 16, 2011, 10:26:50 AM
Nicky Spaanyards new career as a race car driver wasn't a big improvement from his singing aspirations.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 16, 2011, 10:34:53 AM
I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on January 16, 2011, 10:49:10 AM
(https://www.voont.com/files/images/edit/weekly_residue/08/news.jpg)(https://www.voont.com/files/images/edit/weekly_residue/08/news.jpg)


If you cross your eyes, you can see the CP in 3D!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 16, 2011, 10:53:16 AM
(https://www.voont.com/files/images/edit/weekly_residue/08/news.jpg)

All in all, he wasn't just another brick in the wall.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 16, 2011, 02:38:15 PM
(https://www.voont.com/files/images/edit/weekly_residue/08/news.jpg)
The first draft album cover for Journey's Escape.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 16, 2011, 02:51:42 PM
Some people didn't take MP's departure from DT well
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 16, 2011, 02:56:17 PM
"The Dukes Of Hazzard Take Manhattan"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on January 16, 2011, 03:02:34 PM
Nicky Spaanyards
2011 and you still haven't overcome this guy. Wow.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 16, 2011, 03:03:37 PM
Believe it or not, this is just how Michael Bay drives.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 16, 2011, 03:04:27 PM
Believe it or not, this is just how Michael Bay drives.
:rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 16, 2011, 07:05:51 PM
Nicky Spaanyards
2011 and you still haven't overcome this guy. Wow.
What do you care? Its my caption, mind your own business.

:tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 16, 2011, 07:06:34 PM
Talk about a block buster news story!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 16, 2011, 08:24:45 PM
(https://www.voont.com/files/images/edit/weekly_residue/08/news.jpg)

When you want news. Channel 24 does what it takes.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 16, 2011, 08:32:13 PM
(https://www.voont.com/files/images/edit/weekly_residue/08/news.jpg)

Chuck Norris doesn't deal with traffic, or physics for that matter.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 16, 2011, 08:33:09 PM
They started shooting The Naked Gun 44 1/4, but suddenly stopped after the intro sequence.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 16, 2011, 08:34:03 PM
But I car from there!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 16, 2011, 08:35:45 PM
Apples new idea, the Icar hit a wall.


(thanks for the inspiration jimmy)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 16, 2011, 08:38:02 PM
Oh, Apple?

I guess they don't...




think and drive.


YEAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 16, 2011, 08:39:00 PM
(https://www.voont.com/files/images/edit/weekly_residue/08/news.jpg)

Now they have these stupid stickers for buildings too!?  Wasn't the baseball on the window enough?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 16, 2011, 08:40:54 PM
(https://www.voont.com/files/images/edit/weekly_residue/08/news.jpg)

Now they have these stupid stickers for buildings too!?  Wasn't the baseball on the window enough?

I was going to respond to this with a 9/11 joke, but I felt that it would be inappropriate.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 16, 2011, 08:41:30 PM
A 9/11 joke would have been better if it were a Cab.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 16, 2011, 08:42:11 PM
Haha oh man
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 16, 2011, 08:45:23 PM
(https://www.voont.com/files/images/edit/weekly_residue/08/news.jpg)

Just two good ol' boys, wouldn't change if they could,
Fightin' the system like two modern-day Robin Hoods...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 16, 2011, 10:30:04 PM
You know...I'm not even upset.  I'm just surprised you got the truck in the building...and on the 4th floor!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 16, 2011, 10:39:35 PM
Just two good ol' boys, wouldn't change if they could,
Fightin' the system like two modern-day Robin Hoods...

"The Dukes Of Hazzard Take Manhattan"
:|
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 17, 2011, 05:00:26 AM
Just two good ol' boys, wouldn't change if they could,
Fightin' the system like two modern-day Robin Hoods...

"The Dukes Of Hazzard Take Manhattan"
:|

Missed that.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on January 17, 2011, 05:11:03 AM
(https://www.voont.com/files/images/edit/weekly_residue/08/news.jpg)

Michael Bay's morning drive to work.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on January 17, 2011, 05:55:21 AM
"Your tie rods are starting to go....that'll be 1000$ Rina"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 17, 2011, 06:22:49 AM
Redneck terrorism.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sneakyblueberry on January 17, 2011, 06:25:05 AM
Hmmm how about:

"If you drive drunk, you will eventually end up driving a stock car through a brick wall."

If yuo guys like this one i fot so mych more just sitting in thi sawesom rain of mine
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 17, 2011, 07:53:14 AM
(https://www.voont.com/files/images/edit/weekly_residue/08/news.jpg)

Now I get why they call it the Brickyard 500.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on January 17, 2011, 08:35:28 AM
Movie poster from some dumb assed new movie starring Nicholas Cage
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 17, 2011, 08:49:42 AM
By the grace of God above, everyone survived. Uuuuh!

As stupid as the entry was, I certainly laughed. Winnah!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 17, 2011, 08:56:16 AM
Oh thanks ;D

(https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/polar020308_468x317.jpg)

GO!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 17, 2011, 08:56:27 AM
El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
Contest Sanity - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 33
Adami - 30
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 22
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 17, 2011, 09:15:08 AM
(https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/polar020308_468x317.jpg)

Is the spinach still in my teeth?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on January 17, 2011, 09:17:30 AM
I can barely wait to see the captions on this one.




"Yup....third bi-cuspid...BIG cavity sorry dude"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on January 17, 2011, 09:19:09 AM
(https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/polar020308_468x317.jpg)
YOU BROKE MY HEART, FREDO! YOU BROKE MY HEART!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on January 17, 2011, 09:19:39 AM
HELP! THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE ME SLEEP WITH THE FISH!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on January 17, 2011, 09:21:26 AM
Nom Nom Pom Pom
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 17, 2011, 09:24:49 AM
(https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/polar020308_468x317.jpg)

Is the spinach still in my teeth?!

LITTLE GIRL I ASKED YOU SOMETHING ANSWER ME
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 17, 2011, 09:33:18 AM
(https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/polar020308_468x317.jpg)

First, and last, day of shooting of Disney's adaptation of "The Shining".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 17, 2011, 10:07:15 AM
Oh thanks ;D

(https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/polar020308_468x317.jpg)

GO!

Steve Irwin's wife Terri is a media whore.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ultimetalhead on January 17, 2011, 10:10:54 AM
(https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/polar020308_468x317.jpg)
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 17, 2011, 02:48:28 PM
Oski says,"TAKE OFF THAT RED JACKET!!!!"




(UC Berkeley related, had to post it)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 17, 2011, 02:54:04 PM
(https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/polar020308_468x317.jpg)

HELP ME!!!  I CANT BREAK OUT THIS PRISON ALL ALONE!!! 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 17, 2011, 02:57:04 PM
Oh jesus christ, your breath is unbearable.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 17, 2011, 02:58:52 PM
(https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/polar020308_468x317.jpg)

THE ..... SHARK ..... IS PULLING ME DOWN!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 17, 2011, 03:12:00 PM
Oh thanks ;D

(https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/polar020308_468x317.jpg)

GO!

AHHHHHHHH  CRAMP! CRAMP!! CRAMP!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 17, 2011, 03:26:16 PM
Petrucci didn't take Portnoy's leaving the band well.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on January 17, 2011, 03:33:03 PM
Oh thanks ;D

(https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/polar020308_468x317.jpg)

GO!


"Don't trust your human kin, young one!  They'll offer you food and then trap you here to be watched like an animal!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 17, 2011, 03:34:59 PM
I WANNA F***K YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on January 17, 2011, 03:44:32 PM
"Tell the food guy that I'm tired of the dog food!  TELL THE FOOD GUY!!!

I SIT HERE ALL F*CKING DAY BEING WATCHED BY SUBURBAN WHITE BRATS LIKE YOU FOR SOME SICK ENJOYMENT OF WATCHING A POOR ANIMAL LIVE THE ONLY LIFE THAT HE WAS GIVEN AS SOME SORT OF PIECE OF ARTWORK THAT YOU WILL GIVE NO MORE THAN A FLEETING MOMENT OF ADMIRATION TOWARDS, MAYBE TO TRY AND MAKE SOMETHING OF YOU'RE LIVES IN THE SHALLOW THROWAWAY CULTURE THAT YOU LIVE IN, OR MAYBE BECAUSE YOU JUST FEEL A NEED TO MAKE MY LIFE AS INEVITABLY MEANINGLESS AS YOURS ALREADY IS, NOW THE VERY LEAST YOU COULD DO WOULD BE TO TELL THE FOOD GUY THAT I WANT SOME REAL LIVING FOOD!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 17, 2011, 03:52:36 PM
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always looove youuuuuuuuuu.


Will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on January 17, 2011, 04:02:25 PM
"HEY!  CAN YOU HEAR ME THROUGH THE GLASS?  I LIKE YOUR HAT!  THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on January 17, 2011, 04:04:25 PM
(https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/polar020308_468x317.jpg)
I CAN'T BREATH!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 17, 2011, 04:16:02 PM
(https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/polar020308_468x317.jpg)

"I'm telling you kid, there's candy in the back of my throat. But you have to come closer, otherwise you can't see it."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on January 17, 2011, 04:16:13 PM
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL MAKE THE INTERNET AND I WILL BE A MEME!!!! AND I'LL BE A LOT BETTER THAN THAT PEDO-BASTARD!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 17, 2011, 04:28:17 PM
Speak louder. I can bearly hear you!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 17, 2011, 04:43:00 PM
Mom, I think Sparky is having another epileptic seizure.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on January 17, 2011, 04:47:10 PM
Oh thanks ;D

(https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/polar020308_468x317.jpg)


Bumble meets Hermey for the first time.
Title: Re: Hey DTF, it's been a bit.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 18, 2011, 03:14:03 AM
(https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/polar020308_468x317.jpg)

"No, you're going to need to open wider, you have NO idea what I'm packing in these snow pants!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 18, 2011, 03:53:27 AM
So many good ones here so far ;D

You have a few more hours to go until I pick a winner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on January 18, 2011, 04:06:11 AM
Have I got something in my teeth?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on January 18, 2011, 04:06:52 AM
Have I got something in my teeth?

See the first caption.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on January 18, 2011, 04:08:19 AM
Have I got something in my teeth?

See the first caption.

Oh.....I got nothing else.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 18, 2011, 07:49:32 AM
"Hey kid, can ya tell me if the back of my throat is all red and stuff? I'm startin ta get a sore throat and I'm hopin it aint strep."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on January 18, 2011, 09:18:59 AM
remakes get even more ridiculous with the introduction of doogie howser the veterinarian
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 18, 2011, 09:25:42 AM
Oh thanks ;D

(https://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/polar020308_468x317.jpg)

GO!

Finally!  The movie verson of Manbearpig.  I can't wait to see who will play Al Gore.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on January 18, 2011, 09:26:23 AM
The REAL pedo bear
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 18, 2011, 09:34:14 AM
OK guys, this was a tough round but the winner is:

HELP ME!!!  I CANT BREAK OUT THIS PRISON ALL ALONE!!! 

I also lol'd at kingshmegland's "AHHHHHHHH  CRAMP! CRAMP!! CRAMP!!!" and all the bear puns ;D

I will PM contest_sanity.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 18, 2011, 09:35:32 AM
El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
contest_sanity - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 33
Adami - 30
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 22
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 18, 2011, 05:40:30 PM
Thanks Zy.  Again, don't know if this has been posted before:

(https://eagerexistence.com/images/2010/05/running_of_the_bulls.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 18, 2011, 06:48:57 PM
The noobs have invaded DTF.


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on January 18, 2011, 06:54:28 PM
Thanks Zy.  Again, don't know if this has been posted before:

(https://eagerexistence.com/images/2010/05/running_of_the_bulls.jpg)

Rejected album cover for :

"Roger Daltrey Live in Pamplona"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 18, 2011, 07:52:09 PM
Thanks Zy.  Again, don't know if this has been posted before:

(https://eagerexistence.com/images/2010/05/running_of_the_bulls.jpg)

Yakov smirnoff:  In Russia, bull chase you!

Fans:  But Yakov, it's in Spain.

Yakov:  I've got nothing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 18, 2011, 08:06:18 PM
On Feminist day in Spain, men learn what it feels like to be chased a bunch of horny animals.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 18, 2011, 08:09:38 PM
Thanks Zy.  Again, don't know if this has been posted before:

(https://eagerexistence.com/images/2010/05/running_of_the_bulls.jpg)

This also can give you wings.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 18, 2011, 08:11:46 PM
Oh look the bulls.


Bet you can't figure out which one they named Michael Jordan.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on January 18, 2011, 09:52:52 PM
Guy: This is for a black Friday sale right?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: wolfking on January 19, 2011, 04:51:07 AM
Outake from the 'Come on Eileen' video shoot.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 19, 2011, 06:42:50 AM
Theirs no time to waste! Everyone loves the new dollar menu at McDonalds! DA DA DA DA DAAAAAA...I'M LOVIN IT!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 19, 2011, 06:43:43 AM
Wow, the Exlax is starting to kick in!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on January 19, 2011, 06:56:08 AM
(https://eagerexistence.com/images/2010/05/running_of_the_bulls.jpg)
Who let the bulls out? Who, who, who, who, who!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 19, 2011, 08:23:47 AM
Its even worse when the bulls are drunk!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on January 19, 2011, 09:46:37 AM
The noobs have invaded DTF and are ruining the DTF 2010 Album of The Year Poll with a bunch of crap




ftfy
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on January 19, 2011, 10:38:02 AM
Let's Go!!  Don't let the mime get away!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 19, 2011, 12:03:09 PM
Eat more chicken.
Title: Re: My internal monologue for bulls hit close to home...
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 19, 2011, 03:38:28 PM
(https://eagerexistence.com/images/2010/05/running_of_the_bulls.jpg)

"Guys, maybe it's just me, but have you ever stopped to think about why we do this? I mean, running down a street, and for what? What do we really get from it in the end? We just do it because everyone else does, and maybe we're too scared to stand up and-RED BELT! GUY WITH RED BELT! GET THE MOTHERFUCKER!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 19, 2011, 03:43:29 PM
(https://eagerexistence.com/images/2010/05/running_of_the_bulls.jpg)

Middle Bull to Right Bull: "Dude, what the fuck?! You're pulling into my lane without indicating? INDICATE, MOTHERFUCKER!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 19, 2011, 03:55:02 PM
Thanks Zy.  Again, don't know if this has been posted before:

(https://eagerexistence.com/images/2010/05/running_of_the_bulls.jpg)

These guys have nothing on Billy Dee Williams.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 20, 2011, 03:04:28 AM
LHK was a really close second, but ultimately I preferred Adami's:

On Feminist day in Spain, men learn what it feels like to be chased a bunch of horny animals.

So, Adami -- WINNRRRR!!!

PM will be sent.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 20, 2011, 03:05:16 AM
El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
contest_sanity - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 33
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 22
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 20, 2011, 05:43:08 AM
LHK was a really close second, but ultimately I preferred Adami's:

On Feminist day in Spain, men learn what it feels like to be chased a bunch of horny animals.

So, Adami -- WINNRRRR!!!

PM will be sent.

Yeah, that was a good one indeed! Its about time Adami won a round where his caption was actually good.  :angel:

:tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 20, 2011, 02:29:24 PM
On Feminist day in Spain, men learn what it feels like to be chased a bunch of horny animals.
WINNRRRR!!!
Yeah, that was a good one indeed! Its about time Adami won a round where his caption was actually good.  :angel:
I know, right?  I mean usually he's just going on about Lonestar and pussies.  Or Dave Weckl.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on January 21, 2011, 01:45:26 PM
Adami, MOVE IT!
Title: Re: No no, it's cool, my grandfather was a Jewish
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 21, 2011, 03:02:29 PM
Adami, MOVE IT!

Hey, his people spent 40 years wandering in a desert, you gotta give him some time, alright?
Title: Re: No no, it's cool, my grandfather was a Jewish
Post by: lonestar on January 21, 2011, 03:08:50 PM
Adami, MOVE IT!

Hey, his people spent 40 years wandering in a desert, you gotta give him some time, alright?
At least they finally found that quarter Moses dropped.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 21, 2011, 04:16:31 PM
^^^

Lonestar should get a point for that  :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 21, 2011, 05:37:03 PM
Adami should request a user name change to Slacker.

:tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 22, 2011, 02:47:15 AM
New picture posted for Adami in the name of progress. If he shows up at some point he can judge a winner tomorrow. :tick2:
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/471.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 22, 2011, 04:11:57 AM
New picture posted for Adami in the name of progress. If he shows up at some point he can judge a winner tomorrow. :tick2:
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/471.jpg)

And so I proudly present to you: THE NEXT FOOD NETWORK STAR!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 22, 2011, 04:16:42 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/471.jpg)

Let me introduce:

"MY BROTHAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on January 22, 2011, 10:10:44 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/471.jpg)

Let me introduce:

"MY BROTHAAAAAAAAA!!!!"


LOL.  Sorry.   That was funny.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on January 22, 2011, 11:20:14 AM
haha yeah that was a great one :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 22, 2011, 11:20:39 PM
How did the retarded guy and the toddler manage to switch heads...they're not that smart!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 23, 2011, 03:57:55 PM
I guess I'll pick a winner in the morning.
adami? Where are ya buddy?

:tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 24, 2011, 05:53:54 AM
Lean amount of entries. If you want to win this round its up for grabs. I'll judge within the next couple hours.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 24, 2011, 08:00:48 AM
I guess Constant Sanity is our winner!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 24, 2011, 02:50:18 PM
Thanks tick!  Although it is easier to win when there are only like 3 captions  :lol

Standings, and then pic to follow shortly.

El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 33
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 22
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 24, 2011, 02:57:18 PM
I guess Constant Sanity is our winner!
Didn't notice that at first.  I wish :lol

So here we go:

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uygywtE3UFw/TT305Rm5HrI/AAAAAAAAAF0/-rQsmF4Evhs/s1600/jeff%2Bvan%2Bgundy.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 24, 2011, 03:00:15 PM

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uygywtE3UFw/TT305Rm5HrI/AAAAAAAAAF0/-rQsmF4Evhs/s1600/jeff%2Bvan%2Bgundy.jpg)

The new NBA Swiffer.  It picks up 20% less technicals!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 24, 2011, 03:04:13 PM
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on January 24, 2011, 03:06:12 PM
Paul Daniels' venture into basketball was rather unsuccessful
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 24, 2011, 03:07:55 PM

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uygywtE3UFw/TT305Rm5HrI/AAAAAAAAAF0/-rQsmF4Evhs/s1600/jeff%2Bvan%2Bgundy.jpg)

Charles Oakley wore his muppet slippers on the floor.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 25, 2011, 06:36:44 AM
"My names Oakley, not Choke thee!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 25, 2011, 06:39:53 AM
Close your eyes and don't look at Medusa's head!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 25, 2011, 10:26:53 AM
JVG - At least Contest Sanity didn't use the picture of me as a human hammock.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 25, 2011, 10:27:36 AM
Jeff Van Gundy clings to the good ol' days of the 90s NBA.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 25, 2011, 10:28:56 AM
I got your back Oakley!

NOM!

And Mourning's leg!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 25, 2011, 10:30:35 AM
It's not so much that Jeff Van Gundy wanted to fight, but he had to get his fix for his sweaty knee pad fetish and he couldn't wait until the end of the game.
Title: Re: Sorry, I watched Blazing Saddles last week
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 25, 2011, 11:00:31 AM
Surprisingly, it was the coaches who were the most vocal opponents of the NBA's new Take Home a Negro Night.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on January 25, 2011, 11:40:55 AM
Despite being the head coach of the Miami Heat and a leader of men, for a regrettable moment Jeff Van Gundy's Short Man's Disease affliction suddenly reared it's ugly (and balding) head.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 25, 2011, 12:36:12 PM
As a fight broke out at the Garden, poor Jeff Van Gundy was sick on the floor with the flu, and the Nyquil was kinking in at this time. Its the coughing, sneezing headache, fever, stuffy head, best rest you can get on a Basketball floor in the middle of a fight medicine.
Title: Re: Sorry, I watched Blazing Saddles last week
Post by: contest_sanity on January 26, 2011, 04:17:21 AM
Surprisingly, it was the coaches who were the most vocal opponents of the NBA's new Take Home a Negro Night.
:rollin
That is our winner!  Pm will be sent!

Standings:

El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 33
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 22
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 12
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Ariich - 8
YtseBitsySpider - 8
Title: Re: First the Packers, now me. Has Wisconsin ever had a better week?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 26, 2011, 11:08:44 AM
(https://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/flying-jump-kick.jpg)

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on January 26, 2011, 01:20:18 PM
R.I.P. Chris Farley
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 26, 2011, 02:57:39 PM
The best part of waking up.....is folgers in your cup.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 26, 2011, 03:39:20 PM
Jackie Chans stunt double...
"and... Action!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on January 26, 2011, 04:50:33 PM
Holy shit, wait, is that David Hasselhoff?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 26, 2011, 05:49:36 PM
Fat Bastard and the Evil one!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on January 27, 2011, 06:20:44 AM
Flashdance II
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 27, 2011, 06:29:26 AM
A young Magnito had enough of this simpleton and proceded to toss him across the room.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 27, 2011, 06:33:41 AM
After this incident, Ernie was banned from the grown up's table at Thanksgiving.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 27, 2011, 07:00:35 AM
The biggest loser.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on January 27, 2011, 07:06:21 AM
Reason to wear underwear #496
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on January 27, 2011, 07:55:02 AM
WRAMAU:  When redneck and martial arts unite
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 27, 2011, 08:05:01 AM
Rex Ryan's son having a moment.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 27, 2011, 08:30:01 AM
The Incredible Hulk was mas when Al took the last turkey leg.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on January 27, 2011, 08:45:20 AM
"Now Harry....when the Boggart comes out of the cabinet...concentrate...and RIDIKULUS!!"
Title: Re: First the Packers, now me. Has Wisconsin ever had a better week?
Post by: TempusVox on January 27, 2011, 09:33:56 AM
(https://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/flying-jump-kick.jpg)



It was at this very moment that the family all realized that hiring "Fucktard, The Clown", was the wrong way to try and save money on Timmy's birthday party.
Title: Re: First the Packers, now me. Has Wisconsin ever had a better week?
Post by: Nekov on January 27, 2011, 10:29:22 AM

It was at this very moment that the family all realized that hiring "Fucktard, The Clown", was the wrong way to try and save money on Timmy's birthday party.

 :rollin
I read this like 10 minutes ago and can't stop laughing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on January 27, 2011, 10:37:31 AM
Paranormal experts noted the unusual amount of orbs visible in this photograph just before Billy was violently thrown out of the kitchen.  On the EVP recorder at the same point in time you can clearly hear the sound of a disembodied voice saying "wear a f***ing t-shirt asshole".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 27, 2011, 10:43:22 AM
Thus Kevin became the first person ever kicked out of a fraternity for drunken behavior.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on January 27, 2011, 10:57:51 AM
Wrangler......


Real.

Tough.

Jeans.
Title: Re: First the Packers, now me. Has Wisconsin ever had a better week?
Post by: rumborak on January 27, 2011, 11:44:19 AM
(https://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/flying-jump-kick.jpg)

"Errr dude, I know you think of yourself as a Code Warrior, but can we can get back at our code review? Thanks."
Title: Re: The fact that someone would need to picture this first... Genius!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 27, 2011, 12:53:16 PM
"Now Harry....when the Boggart comes out of the cabinet...concentrate...and RIDIKULUS!!"

Something about this just... Winner! Although there were some pretty good runners up, too.



Standings:

El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 33
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 22
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 12
Bosk1 - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 28, 2011, 06:07:54 AM
Was a message sent? :police:
Title: Re: Well, line. It was just one sentence. But what a doozy, eh?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 28, 2011, 10:48:05 AM
Yes.

Well, it said "I want to have your abortion," but he's a smart guy, I'm sure he read between the lines.
Title: Re: Well, line. It was just one sentence. But what a doozy, eh?
Post by: Tick on January 28, 2011, 04:10:53 PM
Yes.

Well, it said "I want to have your abortion," but he's a smart guy, I'm sure he read between the lines.
Apparently he's not as smart as you thought. :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 28, 2011, 04:13:31 PM
I hope he's alright.


By the way I think I'm officially retiring from this game. I'll keep following it though, you all have some great captions and I plan on enjoying reading all of them.  :smiley:
Title: Re: Look at me, I'm being all meta up here!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 28, 2011, 04:14:22 PM
Yes.

Well, it said "I want to have your abortion," but he's a smart guy, I'm sure he read between the lines.
Apparently he's not as smart as you thought. :tick2:

I guess we can't all be postmodern geniuses.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 28, 2011, 04:27:25 PM
I hope he's alright.


By the way I think I'm officially retiring from this game. I'll keep following it though, you all have some great captions and I plan on enjoying reading all of them.  :smiley:

I demand that you still play.  No one is as of-kiltered and funny as you.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 28, 2011, 04:27:52 PM
I hope he's alright.


By the way I think I'm officially retiring from this game. I'll keep following it though, you all have some great captions and I plan on enjoying reading all of them.  :smiley:
First off, where the fuck have you been?
Secondly, why are you retiring from the game?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 28, 2011, 04:29:29 PM
I was rethinking about how I post here. I don't feel like being funny anymore.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 28, 2011, 04:34:38 PM
I was rethinking about how I post here. I don't feel like being funny anymore.
Who said you ever were? ???

:tick2:
Just kidding bud. Reinvent yourself if you must.

Maybe you can post non humorous captions?

Will we be able to tell the difference? Hmmm??? :\
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on January 28, 2011, 04:36:24 PM
I was rethinking about how I post here. I don't feel like being funny anymore.

But... your the funniest poster here  :heart
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 28, 2011, 04:39:15 PM
Adami.  Whatever you'd like to do, we're with you.  I'll miss you in this game if you do choose not to play and change the way you post.
Title: Re: Oh captain, my captain: Ron Swanson, a swan song
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 28, 2011, 07:59:27 PM
I was rethinking about how I post here. I don't feel like being funny anymore.

All the best, man. I for one will miss your deadpan, ascerbic wit, but I hope you find another posting style you're happy with.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 29, 2011, 02:52:17 AM
Ok, I'll post a new pic in the name of progress! If Spida comes back he ban judge it tomorrow.
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/charltonheston1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on January 29, 2011, 04:15:43 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/charltonheston1.jpg)

"Let my people go!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 29, 2011, 04:27:08 AM
^
 :rollin :rollin :rollin
Brilliant!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 29, 2011, 11:08:05 AM
Ok, I'll post a new pic in the name of progress! If Spida comes back he ban judge it tomorrow.
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/charltonheston1.jpg)
"Ahhh fuck, my shoulder!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on January 29, 2011, 11:09:48 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/charltonheston1.jpg)

"Let my people go!"

 :rollin  :rollin  :rollin
Title: Re: That's all one caption, by the way
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 29, 2011, 12:45:43 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/charltonheston1.jpg)

"...From my cold dead-"

Uh, let me get back to you guys on this one...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 29, 2011, 12:59:05 PM
"PALIN!!!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 29, 2011, 01:03:12 PM
Let's make some Soylent Green!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 30, 2011, 06:09:34 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/charltonheston1.jpg)
"ADAMI, DAMN YOU, BE FUNNY AGAIN!"


 :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on January 30, 2011, 08:07:44 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/charltonheston1.jpg)
"You take my life and I'll take yours too!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on January 30, 2011, 09:47:05 AM
"I'm having a heart attack you idiots!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on January 30, 2011, 12:51:37 PM
thanks for stepping in Tick I was away for the weekend.
You may judge as well.


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on January 30, 2011, 06:17:11 PM
Some very funny captions so far.  :)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 30, 2011, 06:18:01 PM
Some very funny captions so far.  :)

You are so silly Adami!! :-*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 30, 2011, 06:22:02 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/charltonheston1.jpg)

CLINKS63!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 30, 2011, 06:28:36 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/charltonheston1.jpg)

"Let my people go!"
Well, this has to be the winner!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: orcus116 on January 30, 2011, 07:08:27 PM
Why? It's just a picture of Charlton Heston with the caption as a line he did. You can't get any more safe than that. contest_sanity's above made me burst out laughing instantly on the other hand.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on January 30, 2011, 07:17:31 PM
Why? It's just a picture of Charlton Heston with the caption as a line he did. You can't get any more safe than that. contest_sanity's above made me burst out laughing instantly on the other hand.
I'm glad it wasn't wasted, then, because I thought it was hilarious too, yet would die a quick death once Tick picked a winner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 30, 2011, 08:33:14 PM
Why? It's just a picture of Charlton Heston with the caption as a line he did. You can't get any more safe than that. contest_sanity's above made me burst out laughing instantly on the other hand.
Its the winner because I fucking said it is!
:tick2:

No offense C.S. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on January 31, 2011, 01:37:22 AM
Why? It's just a picture of Charlton Heston with the caption as a line he did. You can't get any more safe than that. contest_sanity's above made me burst out laughing instantly on the other hand.
Personally, I find the mental image of Moses standing in front of the pharaoh with a rifle demanding his people's freedom to be pretty funny. Different strokes for different folks.

New picture incoming, eta < 5 minutes.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on January 31, 2011, 01:39:54 AM
Standings:

El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 33
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 22
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 12
Bosk1 - 11
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on January 31, 2011, 01:40:32 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/16072cfc-d014-432e-ba78-30e4bbe4ba98.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 31, 2011, 04:23:22 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/16072cfc-d014-432e-ba78-30e4bbe4ba98.jpg)

Richard Gere's half sister.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on January 31, 2011, 04:28:52 AM
Nearsighted Dentist: Now, before you get started, not to insult you or anything   it's the angle, but are you a boy or a girl?

Patient: mmmhdfdfhk..... wwhhhhyyy dsss it mttter?

Dentist: Oh I just want to know whether I should be aroused or disgusted by this.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 31, 2011, 05:17:16 AM
"Doc, ya got to help me. I'm addicted to blowing small rodents."

"and how does that make you feel?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on January 31, 2011, 06:32:38 AM
Another episode of Riverbank Tales that didn't quite make it to Saturday morning TV
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on January 31, 2011, 08:10:01 AM
Alternative medicine is really reaching new heights in rural Mississippi.  Seen here is a patient that is getting treated for strep throat.  She was also being treated for a yeast infection but the doctors would not discuss the details of treatment.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on January 31, 2011, 08:12:54 AM
People are going to desperate measures to make Adami laugh again.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on January 31, 2011, 08:13:54 AM
Rule 34: Even hamsters have their own porn sites now
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on January 31, 2011, 08:17:26 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/16072cfc-d014-432e-ba78-30e4bbe4ba98.jpg)

AP Washington-  Senator Sam Brownback (R) Kansas, used this photo recently to illustrate the evils of socialized dentistry. President Obama scoffed at the notion that rats were any less capable of cleaning someones teeth than people are by claiming, "In Chicago we use rats for everything." Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour who is considering a run for the White House in 2012, said, "Now we know why them English have such damn awful teeth!" While Sarah Palin's office issued a statement that asked that until President Obama had eaten seal meat, to please hold judgement on the issue. Said Palin, "This is just another case of a soccer mom gettin' screwed, and no one considers the plight of the Eskimo."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on January 31, 2011, 09:00:01 AM
Ron took his passion for Wormtail just a TAD too far...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 31, 2011, 09:07:58 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/16072cfc-d014-432e-ba78-30e4bbe4ba98.jpg)

Husband: "Your sister is a vegetable, I'm sick of caring for her!"
Wife: "Well, so am I. Let's see what happens if we just let her sit her for a while."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 31, 2011, 09:15:02 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/16072cfc-d014-432e-ba78-30e4bbe4ba98.jpg)

Fluffy, the first Gunea Pig working to become a lion tamer.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on January 31, 2011, 09:23:05 AM
Ron took his passion for Wormtail just a TAD too far...

nice.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on January 31, 2011, 09:30:24 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/16072cfc-d014-432e-ba78-30e4bbe4ba98.jpg)

From the picture, you might think it's going in. Nope, it's coming out. It's coming out, think about it.
Title: Re: I should start talking politics, 'cause I'm already a pundit!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on January 31, 2011, 02:20:49 PM
"I'd like to try a new and experimental procedure, if you're willing to be my guinea pig."
"Will it help my swollen molar?"
"Yes, but it's not going to feel very mice."
"Rats."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on January 31, 2011, 02:25:28 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/16072cfc-d014-432e-ba78-30e4bbe4ba98.jpg)

Again in the Movie thread GuineaPig has his foot in her mouth. ;)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on January 31, 2011, 02:32:39 PM
This is what happens when you leave a set of keys in your mouth.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on January 31, 2011, 04:02:03 PM
This is what happens when you leave a set of keys in your mouth.


:rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 31, 2011, 06:49:51 PM
After Lurleena heard about gay men using hampsters...well you can see what she thought.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 01, 2011, 05:52:12 AM
"Do I have something caught in my teeth?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 01, 2011, 12:31:11 PM
Fell asleep before I could pick a winner. Tough decision, but this one made me lol.

Quote
From the picture, you might think it's going in. Nope, it's coming out. It's coming out, think about it.

Rumborak's the winna.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 01, 2011, 01:08:39 PM
Damn, though I could of had that one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 01, 2011, 01:10:24 PM
I think I must have missed a reference or something. If it was awesome and just went over my head, I'm sorry. :(
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 01, 2011, 01:12:10 PM
I think I must have missed a reference or something. If it was awesome and just went over my head, I'm sorry. :(
Check the "mouse" thread in the Archives.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 01, 2011, 01:36:09 PM
HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

What's the rule on repealing?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 01, 2011, 08:15:46 PM
HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

What's the rule on repealing?
Its not allowed.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 03, 2011, 06:09:29 AM
Your new picture. If Rumborak shows up he can judge it.
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/drunk_people_011.png)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on February 03, 2011, 08:34:15 AM
The Day the Music Died.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 03, 2011, 08:42:23 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/drunk_people_011.png)
clinks 60 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on February 03, 2011, 09:34:53 AM
Scene from Bourbon Street II: The Morning After
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 03, 2011, 10:02:36 AM
The Green Bay hangover on Monday after they lost the Super Bowl was a real pooper for the guy on the right.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on February 03, 2011, 10:21:07 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/drunk_people_011.png)

"wha .. WHAT?! Oh, oh, still no news on the drummer? Ugh, I'll go back to sleep then...."


I know, I know, I'm the judge, but I still wanted to submit :D

rumborak
Title: Re: Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 03, 2011, 11:24:16 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/drunk_people_011.png)

Has the number 2 arrived yet?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on February 03, 2011, 11:35:28 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/drunk_people_011.png)

A typical day at the Division of Motor Vehicles.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on February 03, 2011, 02:47:46 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/drunk_people_011.png)


Waiting for a train to go or a bus to come,
or a plane to go or the mail to come,
or the rain to go or the phone to ring,
or the snow to snow or waiting around for a Yes or No,
or waiting for their hair to grow.
Everyone is just waiting.

Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite,
or waiting around for Friday night or waiting, perhaps, for their Uncle Jake,
or a pot to boil, or a Better Break or a string of pearls, or a pair of pants or a wig with curls, or Another Chance.
Everyone is just waiting.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 03, 2011, 03:11:18 PM
HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

What's the rule on repealing?
Its not allowed.
:(
Title: That's a long freaking wait.......
Post by: contest_sanity on February 03, 2011, 03:17:33 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/drunk_people_011.png)

Warned in a dream to take a different route home, the 3 wise men dressed up as homeless and waited for the subway to be built in Bethlehem.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 04, 2011, 06:50:19 AM
Where the fuck are you, Rummy? Lately our winners are not not posting or judging the pictures. I'll give this one till I get home from work tonight if Rumborak does not make an appearance to judge a winner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on February 04, 2011, 10:02:09 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/drunk_people_011.png)

A typical day at the Division of Motor Vehicles.

Actually, this one is the winner!

Where the fuck are you, Rummy? Lately our winners are not not posting or judging the pictures. I'll give this one till I get home from work tonight if Rumborak does not make an appearance to judge a winner.

Well, I only randomly learned of my previous win by checking in the thread. Nobody contacted me!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on February 04, 2011, 10:02:59 AM
Standings:

El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 33
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 12
Bosk1 - 11
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on February 04, 2011, 10:34:56 AM
Sweet. 

Here's the next one.

(https://www.costumehost.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tron-costume.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 04, 2011, 10:36:09 AM
Hehe that's a funny picture. I am sure there will be many great captions.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 04, 2011, 10:42:02 AM
"Don't worry ma'am, I'm from the Internet".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on February 04, 2011, 11:26:59 AM
(https://www.costumehost.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tron-costume.jpg)

"You think I look ridiculous? Wait until you notice my cameltoe. It can't be unseen."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nekov on February 04, 2011, 12:41:17 PM
"Up yours Jeff Bridges. You are not the only one that looks cool in this outfit"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 04, 2011, 03:34:02 PM
Greetings programs.





@ Rumby, damn you!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 04, 2011, 04:22:32 PM
Hehe that's a funny picture. I am sure there will be many great captions.
Dude, your going to drive me crazy.
:tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 04, 2011, 05:54:38 PM
(https://www.costumehost.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tron-costume.jpg)
Spoken in a robot voice...
"HELLO, I AM FAT RON FROM THE PLANET DORK. I AM A SEX OFFENDER. I WATCH YOUR SON WALK TO SCHOOL EVERY MORNING. I SELL ICE CREAM IN THE SUMMER."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on February 05, 2011, 04:42:05 AM
Who invited C-Creep-PO?  Get that droid perv outta here!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 05, 2011, 04:59:30 AM
"I don't know about you guys, but that NOT the droid I'm looking for!".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on February 05, 2011, 07:55:12 AM

(https://www.costumehost.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tron-costume.jpg)

Richard Dreyfuss in...."The Man Who Could Not Get Laid"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 05, 2011, 07:58:42 AM
"See my vagina though my tights?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 05, 2011, 08:02:17 AM
Sweet. 

Here's the next one.

(https://www.costumehost.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tron-costume.jpg)

I'm a Tronvert.  Anybody want to play with my virtual bulge?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on February 06, 2011, 01:45:01 PM
Hmm.. I don't really like any of these.  I felt for sure that there would be better ones.  Maybe because of the weekend.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on February 06, 2011, 01:46:21 PM
"Up yours Jeff Bridges. You are not the only one that looks cool in this outfit"

I'll settle on this one.


El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 33
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 12
Bosk1 - 11
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8


Message sent
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nekov on February 06, 2011, 07:48:33 PM
Yay, I won!  :D

here's the next one
(https://www.maniacworld.com/top-ten-weird-sports-faces-11.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 06, 2011, 08:16:05 PM
Nekov.  I believe we did this one early on.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 06, 2011, 11:29:42 PM
Nekov.  I believe we did this one early on.

Nope. Just checked. Unless the original picture is no longer viewable. But it should be fun seeing what people come up with for it now. :)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 07, 2011, 05:43:12 AM
Flubber 3, starring Steve Urkel
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 07, 2011, 05:48:51 AM
Yay, I won!  :D

here's the next one
(https://www.maniacworld.com/top-ten-weird-sports-faces-11.jpg)


Duane was always afraid of the internet because of the LOL Wut pictures.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 07, 2011, 09:38:56 AM
Tyrone loses his balloon while watching the Superbowl halftime show.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on February 07, 2011, 10:01:25 AM
(https://www.maniacworld.com/top-ten-weird-sports-faces-11.jpg)

"Heinous crime victims in rigor mortis" are not so great playing buddies.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on February 07, 2011, 10:29:21 AM
Yay, I won!  :D

here's the next one
(https://www.maniacworld.com/top-ten-weird-sports-faces-11.jpg)


Look how big his hands are!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on February 07, 2011, 10:32:18 AM
No one believed him until it was too late.  The balloons were filled with acid.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nekov on February 07, 2011, 05:12:25 PM
kingshmegland takes this one

Quote
Duane was always afraid of the internet because of the LOL Wut pictures.



El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 34
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 12
Bosk1 - 11
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8


Message sent
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 08, 2011, 07:26:39 AM
Hi everybody.  I asked tick to post and judge the next game.  My mom is in her last days and I will be with her as much as I can.  Thanks everyone.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 08, 2011, 07:41:24 AM
Lets all keep the King, his mom and his family in our thoughts and prayers.
I will post and judge the next picture.
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/387222267asGnZw_ph1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 08, 2011, 08:15:26 AM
A woman from Illinois stupidly tried to use the 'Cartman' method for eating food.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on February 08, 2011, 08:27:34 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/387222267asGnZw_ph1.jpg)

I don't know what happened.  One minute we're watching "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" and the next minute this pickle is lodged down in Becky's throat.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 09, 2011, 05:38:41 AM
I'll give you all a few more hours on this one. Since King is not playing you should all have a chance to win a round!
This is a great pic to caption.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 09, 2011, 05:43:35 AM
The birth of the phrase "Pickle me Emo".

Once Wendy found out that she was allergic to it, she was in a bit of a pickle.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on February 09, 2011, 06:50:51 AM
Do I look attractive now?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on February 09, 2011, 10:02:56 AM
We began to see there was something different about young Miss Lovelace.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 09, 2011, 10:05:01 AM
Libby practicing for the World Championship Pickleshooting

When Ann asked Lisa what it was like to blow John, she didn't expect such a reenactment.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on February 09, 2011, 10:21:01 AM
Does this make my neck look fat?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 09, 2011, 01:43:11 PM
With no one around to perform the Heimlich, Nancy realized she was fucked.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on February 09, 2011, 01:50:42 PM
With no one around to perform the Heimlich, Nancy realized she was in a real pickle.

Fixed
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 09, 2011, 05:30:21 PM
Libby practicing for the World Championship Pickleshooting

When Ann asked Lisa what it was like to blow John, she didn't expect such a reenactment.
winner
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on February 09, 2011, 06:22:57 PM
Libby practicing for the World Championship Pickleshooting

When Ann asked Lisa what it was like to blow John, she didn't expect such a reenactment.
winner

I don't laugh at shit that aint funny.
:tick2:

:justjen:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 09, 2011, 07:59:17 PM
Libby practicing for the World Championship Pickleshooting

When Ann asked Lisa what it was like to blow John, she didn't expect such a reenactment.
winner

I don't laugh at shit that aint funny.
:tick2:

:justjen:
I'll be honest and say I didn't find any of them particularly funny, but a winner must be selected and his second sentence was mildly funny.
So there you have it.
:tick2:

I actually wanted to select Erics revision of Lonestars post but that didn't seem right? That was actually the funniest one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 09, 2011, 11:38:55 PM
Thanks!

(https://www.thingsthatmakeyougoaahh.com/images/204-yoda_dog.jpg)
Title: Re: The joke's down below. No, not the caption. In your lap. Hiyo!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 09, 2011, 11:45:04 PM
When 6,300 dog years you are, look this bitchin' you will not!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 10, 2011, 05:50:58 AM
"Does this outfit make me look hairy?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on February 10, 2011, 06:45:28 AM
Treat...   You must give...  else..   trick...  You receive.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on February 10, 2011, 06:46:29 AM
If she flashes me with that thing one more time I'm going to kill her.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on February 10, 2011, 06:47:38 AM
Thanks!

(https://www.thingsthatmakeyougoaahh.com/images/204-yoda_dog.jpg)

Dark master!  I will fight for you!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on February 10, 2011, 06:49:24 AM
"I'm not afraid"


".....you will be...................YOU.........WILL............BE"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on February 10, 2011, 07:01:45 AM
(https://www.thingsthatmakeyougoaahh.com/images/204-yoda_dog.jpg)


"Fuckin A.  My owner is never going to get laid.  I mean...Yoda?  What a nerd."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 10, 2011, 02:07:41 PM
Libby practicing for the World Championship Pickleshooting

When Ann asked Lisa what it was like to blow John, she didn't expect such a reenactment.
winner

I don't laugh at shit that aint funny.
:tick2:

:justjen:
I'll be honest and say I didn't find any of them particularly funny, but a winner must be selected and his second sentence was mildly funny.
So there you have it.
:tick2:

I actually wanted to select Erics revision of Lonestars post but that didn't seem right? That was actually the funniest one.
I know, I wish I could have done that at first.  I read his post and just  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on February 10, 2011, 02:17:55 PM
Libby practicing for the World Championship Pickleshooting

When Ann asked Lisa what it was like to blow John, she didn't expect such a reenactment.
winner

I don't laugh at shit that aint funny.
:tick2:

:justjen:
I'll be honest and say I didn't find any of them particularly funny, but a winner must be selected and his second sentence was mildly funny.
So there you have it.
:tick2:

I actually wanted to select Erics revision of Lonestars post but that didn't seem right? That was actually the funniest one.
I know, I wish I could have done that at first.  I read his post and just  :facepalm:

Glad you liked it :)
Just give me half a point  ;)
Title: Re: The joke's down below. No, not the caption. In your lap. Hiyo!
Post by: mizzl on February 10, 2011, 11:54:20 PM
When 6,300 dog years you are, look this bitchin' you will not!
Winner! LHK did it again  :lol
Title: Re: Yay, 13! That would be my lucky number, if I had lucky numbers!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 11, 2011, 11:02:59 AM
Just updating the standings, I'll find a picture soonishly.

El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 34
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 11
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: lolwang
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 11, 2011, 11:05:16 AM
Alright, let's do this. What's going on here? I dunno, it's up to you.

(https://portent.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/odd-statues.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on February 11, 2011, 11:08:00 AM
Nadya Suleman's (a.k.a. "Octomom") OB/GYN tries to stem the tide.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on February 11, 2011, 11:47:30 AM
Oh man....I stepped in BABY!  Eww....warm and mushy.....and its sqwishing in between my toes!  Someone scrape it off!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Lowdz on February 11, 2011, 11:50:52 AM
With no one around to perform the Heimlich, Nancy realized she was in a real pickle.

Fixed

Made me lol  :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nekov on February 11, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
"Hulk baby smash" Arrrrrrghhhh
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 11, 2011, 12:53:16 PM
Let's get this baby off the ground.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 11, 2011, 01:01:12 PM
Im not playing the game anymore but I have a good caption. If anyone wants it,pm me. First to message me.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 11, 2011, 05:22:12 PM
Im not playing the game anymore but I have a good caption. If anyone wants it,pm me. First to message me.
Just write it down and credit to me. :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 11, 2011, 08:47:25 PM
(https://portent.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/odd-statues.jpg)

After the fall of the Empire, carbon-freezing was used as a form of punishment for child abuse. Unfortunately, in this case, they forgot to remove the babies.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on February 11, 2011, 09:54:58 PM
Fine, Tick gets credit if by chance this wins.



Finally, a statue honoring the true story of Hat McCullough.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 12, 2011, 03:19:00 AM
Finally, a statue honoring the true story of Hat McCullough.
:rollin :rollin

Took me a second to catch the reference.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 12, 2011, 04:35:36 AM
(https://portent.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/odd-statues.jpg)

After the fall of the Empire, carbon-freezing was used as a form of punishment for child abuse. Unfortunately, in this case, they forgot to remove the babies.
:rollin :rollin Very creative
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 12, 2011, 07:20:38 AM
(https://portent.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/odd-statues.jpg)
This is what happened to sexual predators during biblical times.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on February 12, 2011, 07:23:33 AM
The juggling of babies was a noble, admired sport in the Olympics.....until one got a foot shoved in it...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 12, 2011, 10:12:57 AM
It shouldn't surprise anyone that Kyle Broflovski became one of the great kickers in NFL history.  His training regiment is immortalized.


On a serious note...where is that statue?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 12, 2011, 11:02:15 AM
When the babies realized that thing offered no milk or nutritional value of any kind they became quite incensed. This statue serves as a reminder to babies the world over.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on February 12, 2011, 11:25:40 AM
(https://portent.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/odd-statues.jpg)

A statue for the Ed Wood of inventions, Karl Gretzka. Here displayed his biggest flop invention, baby shoes and baby gloves.
Title: Re: What? I'm not feeling very chatty right now.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 12, 2011, 12:35:25 PM
Nadya Suleman's (a.k.a. "Octomom") OB/GYN tries to stem the tide.

El winner.

New standings:

El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 34
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 12
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 13, 2011, 06:39:30 PM
Bosk? You out there bud?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on February 14, 2011, 08:18:34 AM
Oh, sorry.  Was away from the computer for the weekend. 

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/o-justin-bieber-ozzy-osbourne-s-super-bowl-ad.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Kosmo on February 14, 2011, 08:20:01 AM
I...I'm lost for words.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 14, 2011, 08:22:27 AM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/o-justin-bieber-ozzy-osbourne-s-super-bowl-ad.jpg)
and I say, ozzy ozzy ozzy noooo, ozzy ozzy ozzy noooo, ozzy ozzy ozzy  noooo. You really are out of your mind, mind.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 14, 2011, 08:22:36 AM
When Dead Space 2 alone didn't generate enough revenue, developers thought of another title that would catch the attention of young girls worldwide, and thus Dead Space 2: Justin Bieber edition was born.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nekov on February 14, 2011, 08:31:37 AM
Oh, sorry.  Was away from the computer for the weekend. 

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/o-justin-bieber-ozzy-osbourne-s-super-bowl-ad.jpg)

Have you ever dreamed of playing Tron with your favorite artist? Don't dream anymore. Here is what you have been waiting for!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on February 14, 2011, 08:45:05 AM
SHARON!!! Lets adopt him!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on February 14, 2011, 08:55:50 AM
If you had said
SHARON!!! Lets adopt her!

...I would have given you the win no matter what anyone else posted.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on February 14, 2011, 08:56:33 AM
While filming a commercial, Ozzy Ozborne allegedly bit off the head of Justin Bieber.  Ozzy was later released from the hospital in good condition.  Unfortunately, he will have to undergo extensive rabies treatments for the next two months.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on February 14, 2011, 08:58:03 AM
If you had said
SHARON!!! Lets adopt her!

...I would have given you the win no matter what anyone else posted.
dammit! HAHA
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on February 14, 2011, 10:35:26 AM
SHARON!!! Let's adopt her.
Title: Re: Stealth Weird Al reference in there, so of course I win.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 14, 2011, 10:49:27 AM
"Sharon! This is the mumblemumblemumble ever seen in my life barg nawdle zous girl hair mumblemumble sticky from the mumblemumblemumble how do you scissor mumblemumblemumble meet my lesbian daughter, too?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on February 14, 2011, 11:11:57 AM
Satan and the Prince of Darkness (Ozzy Osbourne) pose for the camera prior to their announcement to take over the universe.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 14, 2011, 11:24:26 AM
"Wine is fine but Bieber's quicker...."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 14, 2011, 12:09:00 PM
And thus was Bieber's introduction to cocaine.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 14, 2011, 01:58:58 PM
It's a new low.  Ozzy is now preforming with Muppets.


Bieber?! Bieber?! Bieber?! Sharon!!  I'm the fucking prince of darkness!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 14, 2011, 03:38:16 PM
Left-This is your brain
Right-This is your brain on drugs.
Any questions?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on February 15, 2011, 02:08:13 AM
Right-This is your brain
LEft-This is your brain on drugs.
Any questions?

FTFY
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on February 15, 2011, 10:39:05 AM
Plenty of good ones, but...

While filming a commercial, Ozzy Ozborne allegedly bit off the head of Justin Bieber.  Ozzy was later released from the hospital in good condition.  Unfortunately, he will have to undergo extensive rabies treatments for the next two months.

Durg!  I choose YOU!

I dunno.  I got to Ozzy biting off Beiber's head and was laughing so hard I didn't even care what the rest of his post said.

New standings:

El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 5
Durg - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 34
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 12
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on February 15, 2011, 11:47:20 AM
Sweet!

Here's the next one.
(https://image50.webshots.com/150/2/35/35/502423535IuLcfC_fs.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 15, 2011, 11:54:47 AM
The void.
Title: Re: Yikes
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 15, 2011, 12:02:18 PM
When I said I wanted to see your box, this isn't what I meant.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on February 15, 2011, 12:08:16 PM
It was there and then disappeared.  I'll find another one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on February 15, 2011, 12:27:59 PM
Maybe this one will stay.

(https://questional.com/images/uploads/25/painful-vomiting-through-nose-and-mouth.jpeg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 15, 2011, 12:34:06 PM
 :|
Title: Re: Dayum, son! Tha'ss tight!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 15, 2011, 02:12:05 PM
"This homie be makin' it rain!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 15, 2011, 02:28:47 PM
When milk meets Slayer.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 15, 2011, 02:38:34 PM
Maybe this one will stay.

(https://questional.com/images/uploads/25/painful-vomiting-through-nose-and-mouth.jpeg)

Milk.  It does the body........good?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ħ on February 15, 2011, 02:40:51 PM
Penis goes where?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on February 15, 2011, 03:07:33 PM
(https://questional.com/images/uploads/25/painful-vomiting-through-nose-and-mouth.jpeg)

I told you to tell me when you are going to cum!  Blaaargh.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 15, 2011, 03:08:51 PM
"Angry dragon" gone wrong

Only when Mike started lactating out of his nose and mouth did he confirm he was in fact a woman.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 15, 2011, 03:18:59 PM
Maybe this one will stay.

(https://questional.com/images/uploads/25/painful-vomiting-through-nose-and-mouth.jpeg)
My exact response to drinking Bush beer.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on February 15, 2011, 09:31:54 PM
The championship celebration at this years Special Olympics
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on February 15, 2011, 09:35:12 PM
Can I revoke my choice of Durg as the winner of last round?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 15, 2011, 09:35:24 PM
Next time we L.A.R.P., lets not have a dragon.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on February 15, 2011, 09:38:00 PM
(https://questional.com/images/uploads/25/painful-vomiting-through-nose-and-mouth.jpeg)

                ^OMG!                                         ^WTF?                                               ^BBQ.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on February 15, 2011, 09:39:25 PM
"Okay, 'reverse wharrgarbl!' on three!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2011, 09:47:46 PM
The wild broseph used the milkstream attack.

It was super-effective.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 15, 2011, 11:16:22 PM
(https://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t87/Guitarded101/wharrgarbl.png)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Kosmo on February 16, 2011, 12:43:10 AM
The magic trick of ejucalation through another person gone horribly, HORRIBLY wrong.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 16, 2011, 12:58:37 AM
"Okay, 'reverse wharrgarbl!' on three!"
Ah, shit. Didn't see this post. Oh well.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 16, 2011, 01:12:45 AM
"I said DIET coke, damnit!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on February 16, 2011, 02:57:03 AM
"brlaarffgh...whatya mean Portnoy left?!?!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 16, 2011, 03:54:01 AM
The band Blackbarf received much critique for the cover of their first album Barf It Your Way
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 16, 2011, 06:55:18 AM
Boys gone wild.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 16, 2011, 06:56:28 AM
Maybe this one will stay.

(https://questional.com/images/uploads/25/painful-vomiting-through-nose-and-mouth.jpeg)

When F# goes wrong.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on February 16, 2011, 07:25:52 AM
Although they were identical triplets, the three brothers OMG, WTF, and BBQ had very different ways of expressing themselves at parties.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on February 16, 2011, 08:59:25 AM
I have lunch soon and then a loooonng meeting afterwards so I'll go ahead and pick a winner. 

Normally, I don't like the captions that are dirty or that use profanity but this one cracked me up big time.  I guess I'm in the gutter today.    :P

The magic trick of ejucalation through another person gone horribly, HORRIBLY wrong.

Good 1 Kosmo.  It looks like this is your first win.

El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 5
Durg - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 34
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 12
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8


Message sent.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Kosmo on February 16, 2011, 09:15:11 AM
Fuck yeah.  :hat  I'll see if the pic comes up, first time trying on this forum.

(https://www.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures98.jpg)

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 16, 2011, 09:19:05 AM
Fuck yeah.  :hat  I'll see if the pic comes up, first time trying on this forum.

(https://www.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures98.jpg)



He's out by a pube.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on February 16, 2011, 09:21:57 AM
Even after he was promoted and actually got to play on the team, Ricky still fantasized about going back to just being a ball boy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 16, 2011, 09:23:20 AM
When long-jumping and baseball collide
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on February 16, 2011, 09:24:35 AM
wharrgarbl!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 16, 2011, 09:26:02 AM
Fuck yeah.  :hat  I'll see if the pic comes up, first time trying on this forum.

(https://www.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures98.jpg)



This is how Richard Simmons plays Tag.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Chino on February 16, 2011, 09:32:37 AM

He's out by a pube.

 :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on February 16, 2011, 09:35:58 AM
"You're out!"

"Dude, you're talking out of your ass."

"Thanks, really. Thanks for rubbing it in."

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on February 16, 2011, 10:28:02 AM
It really is funny when you cant see the pic (at work), and you have to imagine what it is from the comments.
I'm scared to find out what this one is!  LOL
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: orcus116 on February 16, 2011, 10:33:59 AM
Even after he was promoted and actually got to play on the team, Ricky still fantasized about going back to just being a ball boy.

:rollin
Title: Re: I think this is how they inject steroids!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 16, 2011, 10:57:02 AM
"Turn your head and cough. Again. Good, now this is going to pinch a little..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on February 16, 2011, 02:34:39 PM
Those balls are just big.....they're Giants.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 16, 2011, 02:50:18 PM
Fuck yeah.  :hat  I'll see if the pic comes up, first time trying on this forum.

(https://www.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures98.jpg)



This is a hard way to get to 3rd base.
Title: Re: Yep, you just read that. Move along, folks.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 16, 2011, 03:08:43 PM
Fuck yeah.  :hat  I'll see if the pic comes up, first time trying on this forum.

(https://www.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures98.jpg)



This is a hard way to get to 3rd base.

In keeping with the baseball metaphors, I'd say this is more like a foul ball.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 16, 2011, 03:19:47 PM
I'll run with it too!

Not the kind of cup I'd drink out of.

That bat doesn't have pine tar on it.

Is that a Louisville Slugger in your pants or are you happy to see me?

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on February 16, 2011, 03:31:50 PM
In Loud Umpire Voice: "BAAALLL TWO!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 16, 2011, 05:06:38 PM
While most players were busy taking steroids, Roy was busy suffering with hemorrhoids and was looking for some help.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on February 16, 2011, 05:36:02 PM
Keep your eye on the ball.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on February 16, 2011, 05:37:09 PM
I think the official score on this play will be Sac Fly
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 16, 2011, 05:40:34 PM
Before winning the title, the Giants tried anything to appeal to the "lighter" side of the San Fransisco fan base.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on February 16, 2011, 06:29:11 PM
Out by a pube...er, I mean hair! Out by a hair!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Kosmo on February 17, 2011, 05:13:37 AM
Even after he was promoted and actually got to play on the team, Ricky still fantasized about going back to just being a ball boy.
Ding ding ding, winner!  :lol


El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 5
Durg - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 34
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8

Post yer pic.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 17, 2011, 05:48:11 AM
I think the official score on this play will be Sac Fly
Nice!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on February 17, 2011, 08:05:51 AM
No PM.  Luckily, I check this thread...probably far too often.  Go!

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/superbowl-coin-toss.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 17, 2011, 08:07:42 AM
"Which one's Pink?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 17, 2011, 08:13:49 AM
No PM.  Luckily, I check this thread...probably far too often.  Go!

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/superbowl-coin-toss.jpg)

Jiminy Cricket to sing the National Anthem!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 17, 2011, 08:45:45 AM
"Oh shit, you'll never get a mustard stain out. That Yellow dye number 5 is a mother."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 17, 2011, 08:48:34 AM
No PM.  Luckily, I check this thread...probably far too often.  Go!

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/superbowl-coin-toss.jpg)

Heads it John Madden's Turducken for Thanksgiving and Tails it's just a plain old turkey.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on February 17, 2011, 08:52:34 AM
No PM.  Luckily, I check this thread...probably far too often.  Go!

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/superbowl-coin-toss.jpg)

For one horrifying moment, Ray Lewis thought he had missed picking up a bullet he had left from the shooting the night before.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on February 17, 2011, 08:57:32 AM
"Damn, They got roaches at this motherfucker?!?!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on February 17, 2011, 08:58:06 AM
'Which one of you guys dropped a Vicodin?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 17, 2011, 08:58:34 AM
No PM.  Luckily, I check this thread...probably far too often.  Go!

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/superbowl-coin-toss.jpg)

Moments before the ref and the captains cocnutted each other reaching for the coin.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 17, 2011, 09:02:36 AM
As they all awaited the results of the home rape test. Two lines confirms he's guilty, one line says he lives to rape another day.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 17, 2011, 10:30:34 AM
Guys, look at this optical illusion: stare at the ground long enough, at it will seem to be moving.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on February 17, 2011, 11:15:48 AM
Ray Lewis : Black Pope.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 17, 2011, 11:18:43 AM
I said tie my shoe bitch!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 17, 2011, 11:28:07 AM
"Look, a dead fly!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 17, 2011, 11:30:41 AM
No PM.  Luckily, I check this thread...probably far too often.  Go!

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/superbowl-coin-toss.jpg)

To better equip the casual football fan TV enjoyment, Fox announced tht a faint red tail will be trailing the coin flip by the Fox Robot.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 17, 2011, 11:49:03 AM
Tails it is. The businessman has won the toss and will elect to receive.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on February 18, 2011, 12:52:16 PM
No PM.  Luckily, I check this thread...probably far too often.  Go!

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/superbowl-coin-toss.jpg)

Jiminy Cricket to sing the National Anthem!!

Lots of good ones, but the expressions on everyone's faces really made me laugh when I read this one.  King wins.  Again.

El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 5
Durg - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 35
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 18, 2011, 01:49:07 PM
Thank you! Thank you! 

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/twoworldscollide.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 18, 2011, 01:50:21 PM
Rule 34 applies not only to the internet.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 18, 2011, 01:53:35 PM
Oh...so when Jesus watches women undress from above its ok, but when I do its a crime.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Kosmo on February 18, 2011, 01:54:17 PM
In buddhism this is known as the Middle Way.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 18, 2011, 02:14:38 PM
No caption yet, but that pic is fucking funny. :rollin
Title: Re: That's it, I've officially stamped my ticket to Hell
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 18, 2011, 03:05:35 PM
Looks like someone's gonna be taking the host pretty soon.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on February 18, 2011, 05:44:27 PM
Iesu masturbari spectat te
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 18, 2011, 05:48:06 PM
masturbate.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on February 18, 2011, 07:06:13 PM
Iesu masturbari spectat te

Latin: Jesus is watching you masturbate.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on February 18, 2011, 10:51:52 PM
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 18, 2011, 11:30:45 PM
Eight year olds, dude.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on February 19, 2011, 04:26:21 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/twoworldscollide.jpg)

And thus the Internet was invented.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on February 19, 2011, 04:28:35 AM
For all the male Christians in San Juan county struggling with late-night temptations, the "porno-rental walk of shame" just got a lot worse.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on February 19, 2011, 04:30:06 AM
The beginning of the "Every Man's Billboard" campaign.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on February 19, 2011, 04:32:02 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/twoworldscollide.jpg)

I hear Arizona is considering a similar sign to increase border security.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 19, 2011, 06:44:16 AM
No one rents adult video anymore.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 19, 2011, 03:05:32 PM
Iesu masturbari spectat te

Latin: Jesus is watching you masturbate.

This cracked me up!  Winna!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 19, 2011, 03:07:07 PM
El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 5
Durg - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 35
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on February 19, 2011, 08:41:43 PM
And here it is. Thanks king.


(https://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq169/ITechDiary/Mobile/9-1-08-willcom-bear-kuma-phone.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 19, 2011, 08:44:17 PM
And here it is. Thanks king.


(https://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq169/ITechDiary/Mobile/9-1-08-willcom-bear-kuma-phone.jpg)
"Did you say you are hung like a Bear? How ironic."
Title: Re: See? This is why I need that "YEAH!" emote!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 19, 2011, 08:47:05 PM
(https://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq169/ITechDiary/Mobile/9-1-08-willcom-bear-kuma-phone.jpg)

"I thought about getting an iPhone, but I just fell in love with my Blackbeary."
Title: Re: See? This is why I need that "YEAH!" emote!
Post by: ScioPath on February 19, 2011, 08:49:52 PM
A :LHK: emote is exactly what this forum needs.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on February 20, 2011, 03:24:50 AM
"Yes, hello, customer service?...Yeah, I'm looking down there now but I still can't find it...I AM looking as hard as I,..Oh! wait, what do you mean rub??"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on February 20, 2011, 03:51:13 AM
(https://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq169/ITechDiary/Mobile/9-1-08-willcom-bear-kuma-phone.jpg)

Though introduced only in Japan, the Petrucci phone was top of the line:

SO CLEAR SOUND!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 20, 2011, 05:56:30 AM
And here it is. Thanks king.


(https://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq169/ITechDiary/Mobile/9-1-08-willcom-bear-kuma-phone.jpg)

There is no way that phone was made in Japan.  It's too big.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 20, 2011, 06:00:36 AM
"Things are easy when you're big in Japan."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on February 20, 2011, 06:05:50 AM
(https://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq169/ITechDiary/Mobile/9-1-08-willcom-bear-kuma-phone.jpg)


Herro?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 20, 2011, 06:10:50 AM
And here it is. Thanks king.


(https://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq169/ITechDiary/Mobile/9-1-08-willcom-bear-kuma-phone.jpg)

Super Happy Phone Time!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Metro on February 20, 2011, 06:13:18 AM
"Japan: Just when thought you'd seen it all..."

"This Teddy bear is so life-like, you can even hear it's heartbeat!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: SDFprowler on February 20, 2011, 07:33:12 AM
(https://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq169/ITechDiary/Mobile/9-1-08-willcom-bear-kuma-phone.jpg)

*Gossip bear - selling out your coworkers since 2008*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 20, 2011, 11:37:09 AM
A new kind of phone sex.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on February 20, 2011, 01:42:01 PM
Gonna give this one to Contest Sanity.



El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 35
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on February 20, 2011, 04:54:49 PM
Hey, thanks!  Here ya go:

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FO7sjSTfrFI/TWGpjN_W23I/AAAAAAAAAGc/Whf9kbBbBvc/s1600/lego.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 20, 2011, 05:24:39 PM
Jim's bank robbery attempt ended with disastrous results.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nekov on February 20, 2011, 05:27:23 PM
Following the budget cuts the army is looking into new options.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 20, 2011, 05:31:14 PM
I feel a hit on Mr. Potato head is in order.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Metro on February 20, 2011, 05:33:53 PM
"Mega-Blocks! For the future assassin in your family!"

"And here we have some childhood photos of Osama Bin Laden. As you can see, he showed signs of being a terror mastermind at an early age."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on February 20, 2011, 05:45:11 PM
Never let this kid on Minecraft.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on February 20, 2011, 05:49:58 PM
The military's attempts to instill martial ambitions into our children are becoming more blatant every day. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Kosmo on February 21, 2011, 01:54:30 AM
War makes playtime fun!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on February 21, 2011, 02:30:12 AM
"Yeah? Well maybe if I had legos I wouldn't have been killed. ANd YES! There is a difference!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on February 21, 2011, 05:52:06 AM
Guns dont kill people, Lego's do.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 21, 2011, 05:55:18 AM
 As Parents refuse to let anyone into there children's bedrooms, Obama declares war on the state of Ohio as his intelligence shows 5 year olds are stock piling weapons of mass destruction.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Chino on February 21, 2011, 05:57:14 AM
Grand Theft Auto blamed for young children's desire to make weapons.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 21, 2011, 06:45:54 AM
God Dammit little Jimmy!!  I asked for a sawed off shotgun!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 21, 2011, 06:47:18 AM
Old Osama Bin Laden Christmas album photo.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Chino on February 21, 2011, 06:47:22 AM
You'll shoot your eye out.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on February 21, 2011, 07:11:51 AM
(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FO7sjSTfrFI/TWGpjN_W23I/AAAAAAAAAGc/Whf9kbBbBvc/s1600/lego.jpg)

Forrest Gump: Done, Drill Sergeant!
Drill Sergeant: Gump! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?
Forrest Gump: You told me to, Drill Sergeant?
Drill Sergeant: Jesus H. Christ! This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump, now disassemble your weapon and continue!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on February 21, 2011, 07:26:37 AM
Forrest Gump: Done, Drill Sergeant!
Drill Sergeant: Gump! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?
Forrest Gump: You told me to, Drill Sergeant?
Drill Sergeant: Jesus H. Christ! This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump, now disassemble your weapon and continue!
:rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 21, 2011, 07:46:23 AM
Guns dont kill people, Lego's do.
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on February 21, 2011, 08:05:30 AM
Make love not war. Unless you can make a giant badass semi-auto. Then make whatever you want.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on February 21, 2011, 09:10:36 AM
After his parents had refused to buy the toy that he wanted so badly, little Tommy quickly hatched together a fool proof plan for armed robbery of the nearest toy store.  He doesn't want to kill, but, goddammit, he will if he has to. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 21, 2011, 11:14:03 AM
That E-Trade baby has crossed the line one too many times.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on February 21, 2011, 04:07:58 PM
"Grab the tiller, will you, buddy? And hand me that chopper!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on February 21, 2011, 05:40:44 PM
You'll shoot your eye out.
Wonderful reference; gotta give it to Chino.  PM will be sent.

Standings:

El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 35
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Chino on February 21, 2011, 06:05:43 PM
GO!!!

(https://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2009/05/captionthis.jpg)
Title: Re: Yeehaw!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 21, 2011, 06:11:29 PM
This is the last thing a chicken sees before it gets raped to death.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on February 21, 2011, 06:15:46 PM
In a sudden revelation of self awareness, Kurt realized that he was an unemployed fuck who just sat around playing guitar hero in a thong all day, and resolved to thus put an end to the gene pool of failure with a single shot. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on February 21, 2011, 06:52:47 PM
(https://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2009/05/captionthis.jpg)

Heavily influenced by his stay at Jabba's lair, Han finally let himself go.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on February 21, 2011, 06:58:14 PM
(https://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2009/05/captionthis.jpg)

"Turn off that camera... or I will shoot my balls off."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on February 21, 2011, 07:20:23 PM
Gay Redneck Softcore Porn
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on February 21, 2011, 07:29:41 PM
(https://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2009/05/captionthis.jpg)

The cover of Playgirls' long awaited Cocks and Glocks issue.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on February 21, 2011, 07:41:54 PM
 - Why the Gitbox?

 - Well, sooner or later I'll run out of ammo...gotta bludgeon zombies with something.

 - I'm talking about your poor excuse for a crotch dude.

 - You mean this?

 - *picture taken*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 21, 2011, 08:17:42 PM
GO!!!

(https://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2009/05/captionthis.jpg)

This is how Ron Jeremy's son gets off.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 21, 2011, 08:24:06 PM
GO!!!

(https://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2009/05/captionthis.jpg)

Over compensation gone horribly wrong for a balding head.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on February 21, 2011, 08:43:57 PM
GO!!!

(https://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2009/05/captionthis.jpg)

"Cuz, I'm as free as a bird now!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on February 21, 2011, 08:44:37 PM
GO!!!

(https://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2009/05/captionthis.jpg)

Hef's next door neighbor..................... :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on February 21, 2011, 08:50:40 PM
GO!!!

(https://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2009/05/captionthis.jpg)

The devil is tall, red, scaley, has a bi-forcated tail, and carries a hay fork.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on February 21, 2011, 08:57:48 PM
Never one to be outdone, Fred decided that self-castration was a worthy sacrifice if he was to hit that high note in Sweet Child O' Mine and score the extra 1000 points he needed to make the leaderboards. Good thing he has plenty of Guns iN' Rows to get the job done.



Headline: 30 year old virgin gamer murders millions of his children. Claims he "Didn't have the balls to face his addiction."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 21, 2011, 09:46:19 PM
This pedo-bear attracts the geek and the strong.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 21, 2011, 09:46:30 PM
If you don't like guns, guitar hero, and chest hair; we are not a match.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on February 22, 2011, 03:56:48 AM
(https://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2009/05/captionthis.jpg)

The timeless art of seduction.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 22, 2011, 05:59:51 AM
GO!!!

(https://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2009/05/captionthis.jpg)

So you have 7 guns.

Better check again, I have 8. ;)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Metro on February 22, 2011, 06:28:24 AM
GO!!!

(https://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2009/05/captionthis.jpg)


"After the breakup of Tenacious D, Jack Black just didn't give a fuck."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on February 22, 2011, 06:42:06 AM
SWM looking for SWF with gun collection and a love for Lynyrd Skynyrd. 

Please send picture of gun collection.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 22, 2011, 07:14:33 AM
(https://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2009/05/captionthis.jpg)
The first posted photo of the new Adami. As Lonestar will attest, he's not for pussies.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Chino on February 22, 2011, 07:35:28 AM
Winner is DTVT with "If you don't like guns, guitar hero, and chest hair; we are not a match."

Sending PM.


Standings:

DTVT - 7
El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 35
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 22, 2011, 07:40:43 AM
Hey we had that picture already
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on February 22, 2011, 07:46:59 AM
(https://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2009/05/captionthis.jpg)

"I'm holding my balls hostage. They like that."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 22, 2011, 07:49:11 AM
(https://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2009/05/captionthis.jpg)

"I'm holding my balls hostage. They like that."
:lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 22, 2011, 09:51:55 AM
Rumbo  :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 22, 2011, 10:44:47 AM
I'll find a new pic when I get off work.

Also, someone make me a bust, I think I just made the HoF.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 22, 2011, 10:56:01 AM
I'll find a new pic when I get off work.

Also, someone make me a bust, I think I just made the HoF.

We're lowbrow here.  You get a wrestling belt and a bad Keven Moore joke inscribed.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 22, 2011, 11:01:08 AM
I'll find a new pic when I get off work.

Also, someone make me a bust, I think I just made the HoF.
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/dokplasmaglobe1-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 22, 2011, 03:38:10 PM
Thanks for the bust.

Here's your picture:

(https://www.asianoffbeat.com/photos/weird-theme-restaurants-in-asia-images_4307_4329.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 22, 2011, 03:47:21 PM
Thanks for the bust.

Here's your picture:

(https://www.asianoffbeat.com/photos/weird-theme-restaurants-in-asia-images_4307_4329.jpg)

Boy that Howie Mandel can't keep a job.
Title: Re: Waiter there's a hair in my... Damn
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 22, 2011, 04:18:58 PM
(https://www.asianoffbeat.com/photos/weird-theme-restaurants-in-asia-images_4307_4329.jpg)

"Son, what's with the... Uh...?"
"With a drink this fruity, I'm not taking any chances around you."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on February 22, 2011, 04:48:15 PM
Thanks for the bust.

Here's your picture:

(https://www.asianoffbeat.com/photos/weird-theme-restaurants-in-asia-images_4307_4329.jpg)

"Hey DICKHEAD! Where is the refill I asked for?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 22, 2011, 07:46:09 PM
(https://www.asianoffbeat.com/photos/weird-theme-restaurants-in-asia-images_4307_4329.jpg)
bald guy drinking soda - "I'm up to me knees in zero calories."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 22, 2011, 07:48:11 PM
Thanks for the bust.

Here's your picture:

(https://www.asianoffbeat.com/photos/weird-theme-restaurants-in-asia-images_4307_4329.jpg)

You can never be too safe when having 3 Mai Tai's.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 22, 2011, 07:49:36 PM
(https://www.asianoffbeat.com/photos/weird-theme-restaurants-in-asia-images_4307_4329.jpg)
"I wonder if I can get that waiter to blow me next?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 23, 2011, 07:00:12 PM
Not a lot of entrants, but there were lots of good ones.  TV's actually got me to laugh the most though.

Sending PM.

Standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 4
TempusVox - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 35
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
DTVT - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on February 23, 2011, 07:53:13 PM
Wow! Just logged on for quick moment and saw that I'd won.

I'm in Toronto right now, so I defer my pic post back to DTVT. Thanks!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 23, 2011, 10:24:58 PM
Let's try this one...

(https://f00.inventorspot.com/images/July%201st%20-%20Weird%20Sports15.img_assist_custom.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 23, 2011, 10:36:55 PM
(https://f00.inventorspot.com/images/July%201st%20-%20Weird%20Sports15.img_assist_custom.jpg)

Life inside a snow globe can be tough.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 24, 2011, 05:54:44 AM
Leave all those hooligans in the dust with new, Nike traction plus sneakers with the exclusive anti slip grip.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 24, 2011, 05:58:23 AM
Let's try this one...

(https://f00.inventorspot.com/images/July%201st%20-%20Weird%20Sports15.img_assist_custom.jpg)

The 1st annual The Princess Bride run.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 24, 2011, 06:32:51 AM
Jim was never one for rolling in the peet.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 24, 2011, 06:38:59 AM
Let's try this one...

(https://f00.inventorspot.com/images/July%201st%20-%20Weird%20Sports15.img_assist_custom.jpg)


Aw damn.  Al left the ten pin standing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on February 24, 2011, 07:33:10 AM
"Haha. I knew eating my secret bean sauce beforehand would come in handy!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Chino on February 24, 2011, 07:41:56 AM
I'm the Fonz of downhill running.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 24, 2011, 07:45:25 AM
Let's try this one...

(https://f00.inventorspot.com/images/July%201st%20-%20Weird%20Sports15.img_assist_custom.jpg)

Never drink water in Mexico, you'll get the runs.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 24, 2011, 08:02:28 AM
"What a fool! You don't simply run into Mordor!".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 24, 2011, 08:11:46 AM
(https://f00.inventorspot.com/images/July%201st%20-%20Weird%20Sports15.img_assist_custom.jpg)
Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did
Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid
I'm still standing after all this time
Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind
I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah
I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 24, 2011, 08:14:51 AM
Jim was thrilled he was too strong for the power of suggestion to effect him...

"and when I snap my fingers you will find yourself tumbling helplessly on a big grassy hill. and....SNAP!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on February 24, 2011, 08:53:27 AM
"Tony, how does it feel to be the 2012 Summer Olypics 1600m downhill invisible hurdle gold medalist?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on February 24, 2011, 08:54:20 AM
"What a fool! You don't simply run into Mordor!".
:rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on February 24, 2011, 09:06:31 AM
Seen here, Agent Wilkinson uses his newly issued UFR (Ultimate Flatulence Repellent) skill on his pursuing captors sending a sonic boom that shakes the earth for over 100 yards.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Chino on February 24, 2011, 09:09:14 AM
I just felt like runnang.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on February 24, 2011, 12:16:49 PM
The BrokeBack Mountain remake was fall down funny.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on February 24, 2011, 12:19:09 PM
(https://f00.inventorspot.com/images/July%201st%20-%20Weird%20Sports15.img_assist_custom.jpg)

It was easy to see who was cheating in the Downhill event at the Paralympics.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 24, 2011, 09:49:37 PM
As..............

you....................

wish...............................................


King takes the throne.

Standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 4
TempusVox - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 36
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
DTVT - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 25, 2011, 06:24:08 AM
Thank you!  Thank you!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Happyinvasion.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 25, 2011, 07:28:08 AM
Try new Black Label light. Because when your on a killing spree, you can't afford to get filled up.
65 calories never tasted so deadly.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on February 25, 2011, 07:57:41 AM
Today the GOP defunded the Army's Beer Muscles Program claiming that military recruiters could not find enough angry drunks to enter the program.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on February 25, 2011, 08:06:57 AM
Rock juice!  Yes, drill sergeant!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 25, 2011, 08:13:18 AM
The Army's new advancement in camouflage research: invisibility potion.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on February 25, 2011, 08:27:57 AM
The entire 4th Batallion, having once again failed the random drug tests, were ordered to "run it through one more time."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 25, 2011, 09:29:21 AM
Friendly fire took on a whole new meeting the next morning.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 25, 2011, 09:52:57 AM
Just another military cult going through its paces.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on February 25, 2011, 12:58:50 PM
"ALRIGHT MAGGOTS! THIS IS YOUR FIRST TASK. YOU MUST DRINK EVER BEER WITHOUT FIGHTING, SINGING, LEANING OR PASSING OUT. IF YOU FAIL I WANT 200 PUSHUPS FROM EVERYONE, AND THAT INCLUDES YOU PRINCESS!! DO YOU GET ME?"

"SIR, YES *CHUGG* SIR!"
Title: Re: Shir, yesh shir!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 25, 2011, 01:02:31 PM
"This is my beer! There are many like it, but this one is mine! Without it, I am nothing! Without me, it is nothing! With me, it is also nothing in about seven seconds! *BRAAP*"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 25, 2011, 03:21:59 PM
The reason why Ireland never wins wars.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Chino on February 25, 2011, 04:26:03 PM
This is like the stuff they drank in Nam.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 25, 2011, 09:56:15 PM
The reason why Ireland never wins wars.
This would be a 10, except for the grammatical redundancy. Solid 8.5.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 26, 2011, 09:39:08 AM
DTVT Is the winna!!!

Standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 4
TempusVox - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 36
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
DTVT - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 26, 2011, 09:52:15 AM
Time to blow this up with a classic photobomb

(https://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/squirrel_photobomb_20091011_1197947436.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 26, 2011, 11:38:05 AM
Fucking tourist!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on February 26, 2011, 11:41:11 AM
Didn't you read the sign?  I'm going to have to confiscate that camera, sir!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 26, 2011, 11:42:48 AM
Oh hai! Let me adjust your focus for you guys!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 26, 2011, 12:14:41 PM
"we were blown away by getting to meet the dramatic chipmunk. He was so down to earth. It was truly refreshing."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on February 26, 2011, 12:53:12 PM
"Imagine, if you will, a calm vacation scene, filled with potential for joy and serenity...turned ugly. One would never think twice about disrespecting the homes of a million chipmunks, unless those inhabitants fought back. Of course we aren't talking about your average run of the mill chipmunks, no. These creatures of scavenging rights have a devious home built...in the twilight zone".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 26, 2011, 01:32:29 PM
Time to blow this up with a classic photobomb

(https://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/squirrel_photobomb_20091011_1197947436.jpg)

"And this is.......American Idol!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Metro on February 26, 2011, 03:43:38 PM
Time to blow this up with a classic photobomb

(https://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/squirrel_photobomb_20091011_1197947436.jpg)


"That's a rather odd looking smudge on my camera lens....."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on February 26, 2011, 04:31:30 PM
(https://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/squirrel_photobomb_20091011_1197947436.jpg)

That's a really tall squirrel!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ricky on February 26, 2011, 04:38:47 PM
Time to blow this up with a classic photobomb

snippity*

"And this is.......American Idol!"

FTW and yes I realized I quoted myself but I don't know how.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on February 26, 2011, 04:43:40 PM
(https://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/squirrel_photobomb_20091011_1197947436.jpg)

"Chuck here, reporting to you live from CNI, Chipmunk News Incorporation, where we are now observing a pair of middle aged Homo Sapiens in an unnatural habitat.  They do not seem to smell like alcohol or talk in a stupid drawn out accent, so they are most likely not harmful."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 26, 2011, 07:49:29 PM
Time to blow this up with a classic photobomb

(https://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/squirrel_photobomb_20091011_1197947436.jpg)

And you think I'm nuts?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 27, 2011, 09:09:39 AM
Zydar takes it.

Standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 4
TempusVox - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 36
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
DTVT - 8
[/quote]
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 27, 2011, 09:12:31 AM
Oh thanks, it's been a while since I last won ;D

New pic:

(https://www.supertightstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/what.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on February 27, 2011, 09:17:20 AM
(https://www.supertightstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/what.jpg)


"Mom, my tummy ache is MUCH more important than your Facebook profile picture you CAM WHORE"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on February 27, 2011, 09:19:42 AM
They sure are making those Chucky dolls more realistic these days.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 27, 2011, 11:40:16 AM
Oh thanks, it's been a while since I last won ;D

New pic:

(https://www.supertightstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/what.jpg)

Mom, you pic is so hot it makes me pinch my nipples!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Metro on February 27, 2011, 12:16:01 PM
"David After Spicy Food"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Metro on February 27, 2011, 12:16:25 PM
"David After Spicy Food"

EDIT: ....why did I just quote myself?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 27, 2011, 12:25:50 PM
Oh thanks, it's been a while since I last won ;D

New pic:

(https://www.supertightstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/what.jpg)

Even at an early age Mikey learned how bad women drivers are.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 27, 2011, 01:03:18 PM
Playboys milfs with ugly kids.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on February 27, 2011, 01:40:26 PM
"STOP FOR FOOD OR I'LL RIP MY FUCKING HEART OUT I SWEAR"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on February 27, 2011, 04:07:40 PM
Oh thanks, it's been a while since I last won ;D

New pic:

(https://www.supertightstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/what.jpg)

Mom: Ok, precious, smile!...
Son: ...My, preshious....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 27, 2011, 04:41:45 PM
I need to show all the men on match.com what thery're in for.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 27, 2011, 05:14:01 PM
Oh thanks, it's been a while since I last won ;D

New pic:

(https://www.supertightstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/what.jpg)

Listen dummy.  The Batman is on our tail and nobody pulls my strings.  So step on it!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on February 27, 2011, 05:22:37 PM
(https://www.supertightstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/what.jpg)
"You think my mom's tits are nice, check THESE out!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: icysk8r on February 27, 2011, 05:25:25 PM
breathtaking...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Chino on February 27, 2011, 07:37:16 PM
You're gonna have fun changing these bad boys.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 27, 2011, 07:41:12 PM
Little Jesse always gets a bit upset when mommy plays her Nicky Spanjaards cd.
Title: Re: They'll make anything these days
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 27, 2011, 11:06:48 PM
(https://www.supertightstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/what.jpg)

Promotional still from the latest Syfy Channel original movie, Midget Strangler vs. So-So MILF.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on February 28, 2011, 05:22:15 AM
"Put the lotion in the basket mom, then rub my belly."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on February 28, 2011, 05:35:28 AM
Fuck mom, yer ass is rotten roll down a window...shit..what are you doing...you can't take a picture of a fart you moron.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 28, 2011, 05:41:22 AM
Oh thanks, it's been a while since I last won ;D

New pic:

(https://www.supertightstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/what.jpg)

When you kid gets into the cabinet. 5 hour energy.  Does wonders for a kid on a trip.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 28, 2011, 10:14:13 AM
Winner:

Mom: Ok, precious, smile!...
Son: ...My, preshious....

I can totally see him as Gollum ;D

A PM will be sent.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on February 28, 2011, 10:15:40 AM
Standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 4
TempusVox - 4
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 36
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
DTVT - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on February 28, 2011, 11:28:00 AM
Thank you Zydar! I'm finally out of my rut!!!

Pic to come soon. Just making sure it hasn't been used already.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on February 28, 2011, 11:32:18 AM
I decided on something I made instead. If you can make a tagline for it, you win.

(https://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/163775_556104385707_51602895_32313147_1739685_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 28, 2011, 03:42:38 PM
I decided on something I made instead. If you can make a tagline for it, you win.

(https://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/163775_556104385707_51602895_32313147_1739685_n.jpg)

Tagline--"When thrusted into action Mikael Akerfeldt is......"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Metro on February 28, 2011, 03:45:29 PM
"My Arms, Your Whores"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on February 28, 2011, 06:20:17 PM
Morningwood
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on February 28, 2011, 06:25:35 PM
Take a journey down to Blackhooker Park with...

Opimp
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on February 28, 2011, 08:14:05 PM
I decided on something I made instead. If you can make a tagline for it, you win.

(https://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/163775_556104385707_51602895_32313147_1739685_n.jpg)

The Irish procurer of pussy is out for blood in, "O-Pimp".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on March 01, 2011, 10:24:41 AM
I know it's a bit early, but I have to work at noon, so I'll decide now.

"My Arms, Your Whores"

That flows soooo well! Winner, and I'll be editing the pic so that the tag is on it. 
Congrats on your first win :tup


Standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 4
TempusVox - 4
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 36
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
DTVT - 8

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Metro on March 01, 2011, 02:31:07 PM
Awesome!  :biggrin:

Now, noobish question. How do you post a pic?
Title: Re: Man, no way am I winning this next round now...
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 01, 2011, 03:19:32 PM
You need to wish, really, really hard. Also, it helps if you believe in fairies, so clap your hands if you believe!

But seriously, click the little picture icon above the text box. It's right below the Bold button. Just post the file link in between the tags it gives you. Also, make sure you clap your hands. Fairies have no sense of humor.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Metro on March 01, 2011, 03:35:49 PM
Thanks for the help!
(https://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l188/Death_Knight_X/Loafdog.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 01, 2011, 06:03:44 PM
Thanks for the help!
(https://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l188/Death_Knight_X/Loafdog.jpg)

I'll  have that sandwich from Pug In A Box.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on March 01, 2011, 08:07:56 PM
This is the heartiest bread I ever had!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on March 01, 2011, 08:17:40 PM
Joe should have listened more closely to his veterinarian when he'd told him about Buddy's raging yeast infection.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on March 02, 2011, 12:34:31 AM
"C'mere Vegan, this wheat bread will change you!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 02, 2011, 05:29:29 AM
Thanks for the help!
(https://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l188/Death_Knight_X/Loafdog.jpg)

Beware, this bread has a little bite to it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on March 02, 2011, 06:08:59 AM
"Sit, boy, sit!"
"Good boy, now roll  over!"
"Good boy, now play bread!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 02, 2011, 06:53:30 AM
Thanks for the help!
(https://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l188/Death_Knight_X/Loafdog.jpg)

This dog is a loafer.  He never playes fetch!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 02, 2011, 07:19:09 AM
Seems like a nice dog but he has no nutritional value.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on March 02, 2011, 07:28:34 AM
Who is in the mood for some pug-ernickle?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 02, 2011, 07:33:13 AM
"Mom! I think I found a hair in my bread!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 02, 2011, 07:37:38 AM
You think this bread is good?  Try having it with a weiner dog!  It's doggie heaven!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Metro on March 02, 2011, 01:48:18 PM
Joe should have listened more closely to his veterinarian when he'd told him about Buddy's raging yeast infection.

I like it. I like it a lot.  You win!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on March 02, 2011, 02:34:46 PM
Thanks, let me find one.


Standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 36
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
DTVT - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on March 02, 2011, 04:07:20 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/a23e59d8-54ab-443b-82e4-3fd32c55a488.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on March 02, 2011, 04:12:57 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/a23e59d8-54ab-443b-82e4-3fd32c55a488.jpg)

Billy, 10 years before his depression induced suicide.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 02, 2011, 04:24:32 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/a23e59d8-54ab-443b-82e4-3fd32c55a488.jpg)

So, this is what happened to the kid on the Nirvana CD.
Title: Re: If I were more inclined, I'd think of another pun on 'laps', but alas...
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 02, 2011, 06:00:22 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/a23e59d8-54ab-443b-82e4-3fd32c55a488.jpg)

"...Soon, all these girls will think they're on their period, and I'll have the whole pool to do laps!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on March 02, 2011, 06:13:10 PM
"I get the feeling sometimes that I never fit in at pool parties."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Chino on March 02, 2011, 06:34:47 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/a23e59d8-54ab-443b-82e4-3fd32c55a488.jpg)

fuck my life
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on March 02, 2011, 07:07:08 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/a23e59d8-54ab-443b-82e4-3fd32c55a488.jpg)
Proof that Juggalo's are bottom feeders by nature.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on March 02, 2011, 08:04:24 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/a23e59d8-54ab-443b-82e4-3fd32c55a488.jpg)
Fucking snow cones, how do they work?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 02, 2011, 09:02:13 PM
The Clown Special Olympics.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: VioletS16 on March 03, 2011, 01:41:18 AM
Damn chopsticks are floating away


*wait, is that a straw?? I'm confused...*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on March 03, 2011, 07:11:00 AM
1 Raspberry sno-cone: $1:25
1 See through wife-beater T-shirt: $8.39
1 Pair of underwater swimming goggles: $18.82
Being able to check out the ladies from below:  Priceless
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 03, 2011, 07:30:56 AM
The new Cherry LSD Slurpee! Only at 7 Eleven.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: jsem on March 03, 2011, 07:31:25 AM
What it takes to be the class clown
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 03, 2011, 07:58:39 AM
The Clown Corps does not want somber. The Clown Corps wants killers laughs. The Clown Corp wants to build Slushies in water--Clowns without fear, of Slushies.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 03, 2011, 09:31:56 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/a23e59d8-54ab-443b-82e4-3fd32c55a488.jpg)

"You see all these superheroes on TV who got these awesome combinations of superpowers, but do you ever think about all the useless combinations, and the mental harm they bring to the hero? What good can you do when your ability to breathe underwater depends on you holding a snowcone? BTW, the clown paint serves no purpose, it's only to point out the cruelty of the situation. Because he is fucking goddamn depressed."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on March 03, 2011, 10:20:27 AM
Joseph Bruce (Violent J) from the Insane Clown Posse at 11.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on March 03, 2011, 10:52:50 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/a23e59d8-54ab-443b-82e4-3fd32c55a488.jpg)

"You see all these superheroes on TV who got these awesome combinations of superpowers, but do you ever think about all the useless combinations, and the mental harm they bring to the hero? What good can you do when your ability to breathe underwater depends on you holding a snowcone? BTW, the clown paint serves no purpose, it's only to point out the cruelty of the situation. Because he is fucking goddamn depressed."
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on March 03, 2011, 11:00:58 AM
The only part worse than having clown face paint is having clown face paint that also makes me look like a sad kitty.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 03, 2011, 11:10:49 AM
https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/a23e59d8-54ab-443b-82e4-3fd32c55a488.jpg
"I wanted a grape one. Now I don't much feel like being underwater with my penis in this cup while wearing clown makeup. I'm just gonna go play guitar hero instead."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on March 03, 2011, 04:17:03 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/a23e59d8-54ab-443b-82e4-3fd32c55a488.jpg)

"You see all these superheroes on TV who got these awesome combinations of superpowers, but do you ever think about all the useless combinations, and the mental harm they bring to the hero? What good can you do when your ability to breathe underwater depends on you holding a snowcone? BTW, the clown paint serves no purpose, it's only to point out the cruelty of the situation. Because he is fucking goddamn depressed."

Winner. :metal
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 03, 2011, 05:55:34 PM
W00t!


Standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 36
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 24
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
DTVT - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 03, 2011, 05:56:21 PM
(https://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/debbie_harry3750189992_949b0b30a6.jpg)
Title: Re: RIP, Andre. I'll be polishing off a crate of plum wine in your honor.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 03, 2011, 05:59:03 PM
(https://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/debbie_harry3750189992_949b0b30a6.jpg)

"Just think, Andre. Someday, we'll look back on this photograph and laugh at our ridiculous fashion and hairstyles."
"Well, you will, boss."
"Wait, wha...?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 03, 2011, 06:16:47 PM
Yes, I am proportional.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 03, 2011, 08:23:26 PM
(https://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/debbie_harry3750189992_949b0b30a6.jpg)

Blondie Vs. The Giant.  One way or another, it's personal.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on March 04, 2011, 02:12:41 AM
"anybody want this peanut?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 04, 2011, 02:18:52 AM
Blondie's classic song Heart Of Glass was originally called Jaws Of Glass when this photo was taken. Debbie quickly changed the title.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 04, 2011, 05:26:14 AM
My arms won't move.



You've been mostly dead all day.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 04, 2011, 05:36:23 AM
Next on Odd Celebrity Dates.  Blackjack Mulligan and Grace Jones.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 04, 2011, 07:50:46 AM
 Hulk Hogan decided to have a sex change right before Wrestlemania. Andre was a sport and went along with the script.
Hulk was quoted before the change as saying, "Lights out meatballs!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Chino on March 04, 2011, 09:07:26 AM
This girl has no idea what coming.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on March 04, 2011, 11:21:18 AM
Lady:  Yo, Andre!  You been using my shampoo?  'cuz it's for guys who want thicker looking hair.
Andre:  I didn't use it!
Lady:  Didn't you?
Andre:  No...
Lady:  Didn't you?
Andre:  Yes...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 05, 2011, 12:38:02 PM
bump
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on March 05, 2011, 01:10:43 PM
Anybody want a peanut?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on March 05, 2011, 01:36:35 PM
Anybody want a peanut?
"anybody want this peanut?"
Ninja'd
Title: Re: RIP, Andre. I'll be polishing off a crate of plum wine in your honor.
Post by: rumborak on March 05, 2011, 03:07:09 PM
"Just think, Andre. Someday, we'll look back on this photograph and laugh at our ridiculous fashion and hairstyles."
"Well, you will, boss."
"Wait, wha...?"

Winner!

rumborak
Title: Re: 14 is my new lucky number! Well, that and bacon
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 05, 2011, 03:23:57 PM
W00t as well!


Standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 36
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 24
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
DTVT - 8
Title: Re: The joke is in your imagination. Let it free!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 05, 2011, 03:26:31 PM
Here's your new picture, folks:

(https://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/311800-happening_here.jpg)
Title: Re: The joke is in your imagination. Let it free!
Post by: lonestar on March 05, 2011, 03:35:46 PM
Here's your new picture, folks:

(https://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/311800-happening_here.jpg)
Here, take this sandwich, just stop playing that fucking god-aweful thing.
Title: Re: The joke is in your imagination. Let it free!
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on March 05, 2011, 03:41:02 PM
Here's your new picture, folks:

(https://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/311800-happening_here.jpg)


"Nice playing.  I've got no change, so here's a bit of irony in sandwich wrap."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 05, 2011, 03:42:16 PM
(https://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/311800-happening_here.jpg)
"Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt you but this has mustard on it. I can't eat mustard"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 05, 2011, 03:43:26 PM
Saturday afternoon performance theater, new at Ikea.
Title: Re: The joke is in your imagination. Let it free!
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on March 05, 2011, 03:49:09 PM
Chuck the Chicken's  campaign to bring morality to the poultry market by showing a chicken sandwich and describing it's production process was hindered by the fact that his target audience seemed to be like-wise homeless musicians. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: jsem on March 05, 2011, 03:56:10 PM
It's quite funny that the poster right under the chicken's arm says "let yourself be tempted" in swedish. True story.


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 05, 2011, 03:57:57 PM
(https://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/311800-happening_here.jpg)
"Excuse me but I didn't order the Farsk svensk oxfile, I ordered the Farska Rakor. This is the third time this week you screwed up my order."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 05, 2011, 04:45:53 PM
(https://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/311800-happening_here.jpg)

This week on "Missing Punchlines":

Why did the chicken offer a sandwich to the accordion player?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on March 05, 2011, 05:33:37 PM
You know what?  I don't even remember why we were fighting.  Here, have my ham sandwich.  Of course it's ham, you think I'm a canibal?  You sick bastard!
Title: Re: The joke is in your imagination. Let it free!
Post by: King Postwhore on March 05, 2011, 09:13:13 PM
Here's your new picture, folks:

(https://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/311800-happening_here.jpg)
Give me that Filet Of Fish, give me that fish, Ohhhhhhhhh......
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on March 06, 2011, 02:17:20 AM
I've got nothing. I'm laughing too hard at the pic  :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 06, 2011, 06:44:23 AM
accordion player - " Is that a boner popping out of your chicken suit? Fine, I'll take the sandwich."
Title: Re: The joke is in your imagination. Let it free!
Post by: King Postwhore on March 06, 2011, 07:54:31 AM
Here's your new picture, folks:

(https://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/311800-happening_here.jpg)

I know we're not at a wedding but I'd realy like to hear the chicken song!
Title: Re: The joke is in your imagination. Let it free!
Post by: eric42434224 on March 06, 2011, 08:20:21 AM

(https://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/311800-happening_here.jpg)

The second coming of Jesus wasnt quite what everyobne expected.

"Take this all of you and eat it, this is my body, which will be given up for you."
Title: Re: Drinking and blasphemy, hand in hand.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 07, 2011, 12:22:35 AM

(https://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/311800-happening_here.jpg)

The second coming of Jesus wasnt quite what everyobne expected.

"Take this all of you and eat it, this is my body, which will be given up for you."

That's a win, cap'n.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on March 07, 2011, 06:46:14 AM
Thank You Sir!

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 36
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 24
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
DTVT - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on March 07, 2011, 06:47:15 AM
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CHXZdL9wFR8/TTBMwkQ2CuI/AAAAAAAAA5c/lpMTPptLPCw/s1600/sniffing_armpit-13281.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 07, 2011, 06:58:05 AM
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CHXZdL9wFR8/TTBMwkQ2CuI/AAAAAAAAA5c/lpMTPptLPCw/s1600/sniffing_armpit-13281.jpg)

The old "Pit & Roll" play.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on March 07, 2011, 08:59:27 AM
"No, I still don't--oh, wait!  No, you were right.  There is a small Volkswagen lodged way up in there.  Hold on, I'll go get my tools."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 07, 2011, 09:02:06 AM
Freshershest.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 07, 2011, 09:04:00 AM
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CHXZdL9wFR8/TTBMwkQ2CuI/AAAAAAAAA5c/lpMTPptLPCw/s1600/sniffing_armpit-13281.jpg)

This guy is definitely un"Sure".

And you thought Pau Gasol's acting was bad in CSI: Miami!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 07, 2011, 09:10:09 AM
"Tell me if this new perfume is working for you? I have a hot date after the game".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 07, 2011, 12:28:07 PM
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CHXZdL9wFR8/TTBMwkQ2CuI/AAAAAAAAA5c/lpMTPptLPCw/s1600/sniffing_armpit-13281.jpg)

There's varying degrees to which being conjoined sucks. This one is pretty high on the list.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on March 07, 2011, 02:00:19 PM

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CHXZdL9wFR8/TTBMwkQ2CuI/AAAAAAAAA5c/lpMTPptLPCw/s1600/sniffing_armpit-13281.jpg)


"Player No. 5, smell my pit. Now smell your pit, now back to mine. Sadly, you don't smell like me, but if you used Old Spice body wash, you would smell like a champion instead of a chump. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the middle of a game, getting your ass kicked. Look in your hand, where's the ball? Back at me, it's in mine, dunking on your chump ass. The buzzer has sounded and you've lost the game! See what is possible when you smell like a champion and not a chump? I'm yelling in you ear."

*insert whistle jungle*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on March 07, 2011, 03:13:02 PM
Olé, motherfucker!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on March 08, 2011, 05:38:32 AM
I liked "Ole< Motherfucker", and "Pit & Roll" a lot.  
Both made me laugh.

But this one made me laugh the most, especially as I had top look again to see exactly where they were attached.
"There's varying degrees to which being conjoined sucks. This one is pretty high on the list."

You win Rumborak.

New standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 36
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 25
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
DTVT - 8



Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 08, 2011, 04:38:21 PM
(https://www.willisms.com/archives/bushmanofaction.jpg)
Title: Re: Get it? 'Cause he hasn't yet. And Misty Mae Traenor died.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 08, 2011, 04:44:12 PM
"Get to third base with a hot chick on live TV? Mission accomplished! Hehehe..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on March 08, 2011, 06:57:54 PM
(https://www.willisms.com/archives/bushmanofaction.jpg)

I think it would work better if the shorter one wore the strap on and the taller one bent over.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 08, 2011, 07:23:15 PM
(https://www.willisms.com/archives/bushmanofaction.jpg)

When you spank a women it's always on the small of her back.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 08, 2011, 07:42:06 PM
(https://www.willisms.com/archives/bushmanofaction.jpg)
"Hang on there young lady, I am interested in your goods but I need to check my Email and send a couple tweets first."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on March 08, 2011, 09:30:06 PM
(https://www.willisms.com/archives/bushmanofaction.jpg)

"I will not withdraw, even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on March 08, 2011, 09:30:52 PM
(https://www.willisms.com/archives/bushmanofaction.jpg)


"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: soundgarden on March 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
(https://www.willisms.com/archives/bushmanofaction.jpg)

See, I told you all we would find the weapons of ass destruction by the sands....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on March 08, 2011, 09:35:29 PM
(https://www.willisms.com/archives/bushmanofaction.jpg)

"Wow! Brazil is big!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 09, 2011, 05:29:49 AM
(https://www.willisms.com/archives/bushmanofaction.jpg)
"Now that young lady is a weapon of mass destruction, and my I just happen to be a weapons inspector."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 09, 2011, 06:29:40 AM
"They don't call me Bush for nothing!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 09, 2011, 06:35:09 AM
(https://www.willisms.com/archives/bushmanofaction.jpg)

As you can see, Russian woman made of strong stuff Natasha.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 09, 2011, 06:59:37 AM
Now this is the kind of Bush I can support!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 10, 2011, 05:06:50 PM
I'll post new picture in the morning if rummy slacker still hasn't judged this round.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 10, 2011, 05:10:21 PM
When you spank a women it's always on the small of her back.

Loved that one :lol

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 10, 2011, 08:06:45 PM
El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 37
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 25
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
DTVT - 8

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 10, 2011, 08:07:51 PM
Thank you Rumbo!!


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/holyramones.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on March 10, 2011, 08:41:58 PM
It's a band within a band within a pic! The band is real...
Title: Re: Ba-zing!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 10, 2011, 08:53:52 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/holyramones.jpg)

I've heard of a cover band, but this is ridiculous.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 11, 2011, 01:24:47 PM
When The Monkee's did there reunion tour they found a clever disguise to use as not to be recognized. People still thought one of the guys was Peter, so he was a little pissed.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 11, 2011, 08:21:13 PM
Bumped till the morning.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on March 11, 2011, 09:29:30 PM
The Ramons PR staff had no answer to their burgeoning waistlines.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Kosmo on March 12, 2011, 02:10:19 AM
Dream big.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 12, 2011, 05:25:32 AM
DTVT is the winna!!

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 37
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 25
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 9
Ariich - 8
 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on March 12, 2011, 06:39:25 AM
There's an extra DTVT at the end.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 12, 2011, 09:01:55 AM
There's an extra DTVT at the end.

Thanks Scio, I'll fix it!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on March 12, 2011, 12:42:03 PM
In honor of King's birthday, I think he will appriciate this pic based on our FB conversation.


(https://images.memegenerator.net/canadians-fan/File/288125/canadians-fan.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 12, 2011, 12:44:48 PM
The yearbook would later read "Ripped the most majestic and vile fart during photo session".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 12, 2011, 12:44:51 PM
:lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 12, 2011, 01:22:15 PM
In honor of King's birthday, I think he will appriciate this pic based on our FB conversation.


(https://images.memegenerator.net/canadians-fan/File/288125/canadians-fan.jpg)

Your damn right!! :lol


Call 911,  Chara just took this pic!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on March 12, 2011, 01:30:00 PM
A Habs fan in Boston.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 12, 2011, 01:36:14 PM
In honor of King's birthday, I think he will appriciate this pic based on our FB conversation.


(https://images.memegenerator.net/canadians-fan/File/288125/canadians-fan.jpg)

Nothing got by Ken Dryden except for pranks.  Seems he did have a 5 hole.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 12, 2011, 01:50:21 PM
(https://images.memegenerator.net/canadians-fan/File/288125/canadians-fan.jpg)

Half-invisible class!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 12, 2011, 03:06:49 PM
Ted Kaczynski's isolated lifestyle started at a very young age.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 12, 2011, 07:05:18 PM
If DTF was a class, and tick was a student.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on March 12, 2011, 08:15:49 PM
LaFleur alwyas seemed to be in a class by himself....even in class.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on March 12, 2011, 09:00:18 PM
Class Demography Report

Grade: 4
% Gender: Male- ~55%, Female- ~45%
% Ethnicity: Caucasian- ~60%, Vampires- 35%, Other- 5%
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 12, 2011, 10:01:56 PM
(https://images.memegenerator.net/canadians-fan/File/288125/canadians-fan.jpg)

After shifting everybody to the right, finally the bench no longer keeled over.
"I'm just big-boned!" he cried.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on March 13, 2011, 03:09:44 AM
Being openly gay had its setbacks in a 4th Grade Alabama class.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 13, 2011, 06:57:17 AM
In honor of King's birthday, I think he will appriciate this pic based on our FB conversation.


(https://images.memegenerator.net/canadians-fan/File/288125/canadians-fan.jpg)
New world scale 1 Canadian=23 Americans

So 1 / 23 = 0.0434782609 And they say Americans are fat.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on March 13, 2011, 03:37:06 PM
If DTF was a class, and tick was a student.

I appriciate self-depriciating humor.  You win Tick.

Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 37
Adami - 31
Tick - 27
Rumborak - 25
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 9
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on March 13, 2011, 03:38:19 PM
Tick, your PM box is full, so I can't PM you.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 13, 2011, 08:00:15 PM
Thanks!
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/4251.jpg?t=1300067959)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 13, 2011, 08:12:14 PM
I think we've had that pic all ready.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 13, 2011, 09:04:16 PM
I think we've had that pic all ready.
ok, I'll get another
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 13, 2011, 09:08:01 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/art2ax1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 13, 2011, 09:46:20 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/art2ax1.jpg)
Can you hear me now?  Good.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Weymolith on March 14, 2011, 12:51:14 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/art2ax1.jpg)

Me? Just hanging out in Japan.

(Too soon?)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 14, 2011, 01:15:37 AM
Thank you for sending me to hell with that caption.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 14, 2011, 05:34:31 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/art2ax1.jpg)

Me? Just hanging out in Japan.

(Too soon?)
I feel guilty that I laughed.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on March 14, 2011, 08:35:48 AM
The real question is.. where does she put the phone when she is done with the call?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Weymolith on March 14, 2011, 10:52:43 AM
In her Sue Nom Nom Nomi.
Title: Re: Like, seriously, I don't even have a good title change now
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 14, 2011, 12:08:41 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/art2ax1.jpg)

Me? Just hanging out in Japan.

(Too soon?)

Well, I'm not gonna try after that one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 14, 2011, 02:08:54 PM
In her Sue Nom Nom Nomi.
Wow, just, wow.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 14, 2011, 04:10:19 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/art2ax1.jpg)

Bored on a board?!  Got no waves?!  Then call Charlie Sheen's Tiger Blood Services!! 

How can Charlie help to get waves?!  Just listen!
"I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big."

Need more proof?!

"I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns."

Charlie Sheen even helps in his underware.  So call 1-555-946-6464
                                                                    1-555-(WIN-NING) :tup
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on March 14, 2011, 04:23:39 PM
WHO IS PHONE??
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on March 14, 2011, 05:05:10 PM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/art2ax1.jpg)

You should see what is sticking out of her ass...we had to blur it out
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on March 14, 2011, 05:08:02 PM
WHO WAS PHONE??


FTFY...get the joke right noob.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on March 14, 2011, 05:46:38 PM
WHO WAS PHONE??


FTFY...get the joke right noob.
I know, and IDC, it's not like I'm going to win  :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 15, 2011, 05:48:00 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/art2ax1.jpg)

Me? Just hanging out in Japan.

(Too soon?)
It was cruel, tasteless, insensitive, and down right evil!
WINNING!!!
:tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Kosmo on March 15, 2011, 11:30:07 AM
Me? Just hanging out in Japan.

(Too soon?)
I think you've sent us all who laughed to hell, well i already had a spot reserved there but now i'm just going deeper down man..
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Weymolith on March 15, 2011, 12:25:19 PM
WINNING!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 15, 2011, 12:36:53 PM
WINNING!
Do you have interest in posting the next picture and picking a winner in 24 hours?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 15, 2011, 02:01:54 PM
I'll just post another pic...
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/xrascal-dui1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Weymolith on March 15, 2011, 02:04:29 PM
WINNING!
Do you have interest in posting the next picture and picking a winner in 24 hours?

Not really.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on March 15, 2011, 02:06:30 PM
Police officer:  I'll save you, zombie granny!  All I have to do is aim and press this button on this one-of-a-kind prototype dezombification machine, and you'll be back to normal in no t--

Zombie Granny:  OM-NOM-NOM-NOM...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 15, 2011, 02:08:50 PM
"No ma'am, that's not a pan flute..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 15, 2011, 02:09:36 PM
I'll just post another pic...
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/xrascal-dui1.jpg)

I've always loved your work Linda Lovelace.  Could I have your autograph in only the way you know how too?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 15, 2011, 02:11:09 PM
"If you blow into the cartridge, maybe Ice Climber will finally work again!".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 15, 2011, 02:12:41 PM
Damn!  Every talks with Auto-Tune now!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 15, 2011, 02:33:04 PM
WINNING!
Do you have interest in posting the next picture and picking a winner in 24 hours?

Not really.
Will you pick a winner so I can caption this picture?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Weymolith on March 15, 2011, 03:04:43 PM
I'd actually rather post a picture after considering it. :)

(https://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh103/raibz_hgd/RobWynia-BEAR.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on March 15, 2011, 03:13:16 PM
DammitNickWey!  >:( 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on March 15, 2011, 03:14:37 PM
Even Paul McCarney was shocked when Courtney hit a note so high that her boobs suddenly migrated from her chest to her stomach.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 15, 2011, 03:16:49 PM
Roy had gone so long without a blow job  he was totally distracted and blew his line.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 15, 2011, 03:36:03 PM
I'd actually rather post a picture after considering it. :)

(https://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh103/raibz_hgd/RobWynia-BEAR.jpg)

John was taken by surprise when Sandy played grab ass right on stage.
Title: Re: Arrested Development FTW
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 15, 2011, 03:48:59 PM
(https://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh103/raibz_hgd/RobWynia-BEAR.jpg)

It was that moment at the family reunion's talent show that Gary realized what Afternoon Delight was about.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on March 16, 2011, 10:19:49 PM
GAH!!!  I'm never hooking up when I'm drunk again!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Weymolith on March 16, 2011, 11:15:43 PM
I'm going to have to go with Bosk as the winner... even the caption I was hoping for was in the title of the photo.. Something along the lines of "OH SHIT!!! B E A R ! ! ! ! !"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 17, 2011, 06:15:15 AM
proving once and for all that bosk and admin are not the same person..because that would be the mother of all cheating on this one....


(snicker)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on March 17, 2011, 08:36:15 AM
Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 37
Adami - 31
Tick - 27
Rumborak - 25
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 14
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 9
Ariich - 8



Anyway...GO!

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/tickRCG3.jpg)
Title: Re: If that ain't ambiguous, I don't know what is
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 17, 2011, 09:33:44 AM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/tickRCG3.jpg)

"Don't worry, a bus will be by soon, and then all of our problems will be over."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on March 17, 2011, 11:23:42 AM
From the newly filmed episode of "Strangers With Candy"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on March 17, 2011, 11:36:34 AM
Ev'ry body's do - in' a brand new dance now.  Come on baby do the locomotion.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Chino on March 17, 2011, 11:49:20 AM
Don't ever be like your sister.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Chino on March 17, 2011, 11:52:53 AM
In her Sue Nom Nom Nomi.

This just made me erupt with lafter in the middle of the lab. Thanks.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 17, 2011, 02:28:43 PM


Anyway...GO!

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/tickRCG3.jpg)

Britney honey, when letting the paparazzi take pictures of you, never wear underware.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Weymolith on March 17, 2011, 02:54:20 PM
How come I'm not listed in the updated standings??

Anyhow...

(https://64.19.142.13/i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/tickRCG3.jpg)

You two would never been in this situation if you'd just been lesbians like I told you to be. That Christina was such a nice girl Brit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on March 17, 2011, 02:59:33 PM
Probably because it initially seemed like you weren't interested in playing, and then nobody thought to go back and update it after you changed your mind.  I will fix.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on March 17, 2011, 03:13:14 PM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/tickRCG3.jpg)

The Hangover: 2012

"What Happens In Alaska Stays In Alaska"
Title: Re: If that ain't ambiguous, I don't know what is
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on March 17, 2011, 03:14:52 PM

(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/tickRCG3.jpg)

it's not too late, britney, I can still abort you.
Title: Re: If that ain't ambiguous, I don't know what is
Post by: lonestar on March 17, 2011, 03:22:25 PM
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/tickRCG3.jpg)

"Don't worry, a bus will be by soon, and then all of our problems will be over."
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 17, 2011, 04:37:13 PM
That poor baby.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 17, 2011, 05:33:03 PM
Don't worry.  He won't hit you baby one... more... time.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on March 17, 2011, 05:35:40 PM
:slowclap:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 17, 2011, 05:37:52 PM
It just came to me! :laugh: :lol  And now for punishment that damn song is in my head.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 18, 2011, 06:35:29 AM
Britney gets desperate and records a last ditch effort comeback song...
"Friday, Friday, gonna shave my head on Friday. Kicking it with my mom and sister, and her little kid."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 18, 2011, 06:54:20 AM
Which bus are we waiting for? The Feder-line.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 18, 2011, 06:56:14 AM
:clap:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 18, 2011, 07:08:33 AM
Which bus are we waiting for? The Feder-line.

Bosk!!  Wake up!! This is as bad as mine!! :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on March 18, 2011, 12:37:13 PM
Man, lots of good ones.  It was tough to decide.  I have to go with this one:

it's not too late, britney, I can still abort you.

Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 37
Adami - 31
Tick - 27
Rumborak - 25
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 14
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 9
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on March 18, 2011, 05:03:48 PM
Thank you, kind sir. Just let me find a pick and I'll get it up.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on March 18, 2011, 05:07:36 PM
Just because it's Friday...


(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y73he93OFp4/TYNCWKXHCzI/AAAAAAAADb0/soE63iHtcDs/s400/Rebecca%2BBlack%2Bbus%2Bstop..png)


Edit: found a picture with more possibilities. the Other one just sucked.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on March 18, 2011, 06:04:00 PM
Have you seen me?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on March 18, 2011, 06:22:07 PM
Mister, I'm pretty sure that if you this close to my school yard with no pants, you are probably violating the court order.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 18, 2011, 06:45:14 PM
I said I wanted in the backseat, not in the backdoor.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 18, 2011, 11:05:54 PM
I said I wanted in the backseat, not in the backdoor.
bahahaha
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 18, 2011, 11:10:14 PM
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y73he93OFp4/TYNCWKXHCzI/AAAAAAAADb0/soE63iHtcDs/s400/Rebecca%2BBlack%2Bbus%2Bstop..png)

"Holy shit, I'm so fried. Thank god it's Fryday. Wait, what's after Fryday again?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 19, 2011, 05:43:12 AM
Just because it's Friday...


(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y73he93OFp4/TYNCWKXHCzI/AAAAAAAADb0/soE63iHtcDs/s400/Rebecca%2BBlack%2Bbus%2Bstop..png)

STOP!!  My 15 minutes of fame is up.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on March 19, 2011, 07:36:50 AM
Locomote in the anterior seat, settle within the posterior seat, I must reach a conclusion, WHICH SEAT SHALL I ADOPT?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on March 19, 2011, 09:31:49 AM
Every Friday she has to hire Little Zangief to keep the hecklers away.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on March 19, 2011, 09:56:13 AM


(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y73he93OFp4/TYNCWKXHCzI/AAAAAAAADb0/soE63iHtcDs/s400/Rebecca%2BBlack%2Bbus%2Bstop..png)




.........Collaborate and Listen!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 19, 2011, 09:58:13 AM
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y73he93OFp4/TYNCWKXHCzI/AAAAAAAADb0/soE63iHtcDs/s400/Rebecca%2BBlack%2Bbus%2Bstop..png)

"Holy shit, I'm so fried. Thank god it's Fryday. Wait, what's after Fryday again?"

Sometimes you miss a bus and sometimes you miss a sign, a sign from above.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 19, 2011, 04:49:30 PM
"Stop sign, stop sign, I saw a yellow stop sign. I told my friends that it was cool, and it wasn't Red."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: jsem on March 19, 2011, 05:03:32 PM
Ah... now I remember which day it was again
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on March 19, 2011, 05:14:54 PM
"Holy shit, I'm so fried. Thank god it's Fryday. Wait, what's after Fryday again?"

Winna!

And major props to the King for the follow up, I laughed hard at that one.

Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 37
Adami - 31
Tick - 27
Rumborak - 26
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 14
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 9
Ariich - 8


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 19, 2011, 09:40:42 PM
(https://www.cubiclegm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ridiculous.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on March 19, 2011, 10:26:05 PM
The first few operations Michael Jackson had didn't turn out to his liking..
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 19, 2011, 10:48:16 PM
(https://www.cubiclegm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ridiculous.jpg)
"Bitch please!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on March 20, 2011, 12:16:07 AM
(https://www.cubiclegm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ridiculous.jpg)

Sexual Chocolate announces new lead singer today.........
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on March 20, 2011, 12:17:44 AM
(https://www.cubiclegm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ridiculous.jpg)

Just Let Your Soul Glo
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on March 20, 2011, 01:58:17 AM
(https://www.cubiclegm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ridiculous.jpg)

'Remember people, alwayth poof and accentuate the fro. Otherwithe, people jutht won't take you theriouthly."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 20, 2011, 06:47:01 AM
(https://www.cubiclegm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ridiculous.jpg)
When Wayne Newton meets Prince.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 20, 2011, 07:03:11 AM
(https://www.cubiclegm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ridiculous.jpg)

Nothing brings out my eyes better than the Bedazzler!! As seen on TV!!  And with this special offer, we'll give you two,  that's right, two Aqua Net cans of hair spray for the low, low price of $12.99!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on March 20, 2011, 07:07:28 AM
Snooki's Mom... and Dad?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 20, 2011, 07:11:46 AM
(https://www.cubiclegm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ridiculous.jpg)

And to think I liked Geraldo Rivera's reporting in the early 80's.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on March 20, 2011, 08:46:01 AM
My mum. Don't tell me you wouldn't
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 20, 2011, 09:58:15 AM
(https://www.cubiclegm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ridiculous.jpg)

Will somebody tell this girl about Nair!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on March 20, 2011, 09:54:14 PM
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on March 20, 2011, 10:27:24 PM
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on March 21, 2011, 05:11:12 AM
Geoff knew his bandmates were right.  He really did need to slim down and shave that moustache for the Rage for Order photoshoot.  
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 21, 2011, 06:45:14 AM
Those eyebrows are so TRON.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on March 21, 2011, 07:08:51 PM
Tutti Fruity - Oh Rudy  *falsetto* AAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Weymolith on March 22, 2011, 04:31:29 PM
(https://www.cubiclegm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ridiculous.jpg)

Next week on "Mickey Mouse Club : Where Are They Now"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 22, 2011, 06:23:37 PM
Cocaine is a helluva drug.

:lol

Winnah!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 22, 2011, 06:24:04 PM
Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 37
Adami - 31
Tick - 27
Rumborak - 26
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 14
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on March 22, 2011, 09:17:44 PM
I said I was going to use this in another thread next time I won...

(https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2010/06/Hollye.jpg/563_0_resize_watermarked_rb_10.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on March 22, 2011, 10:55:15 PM
First they cried "cheese".

Then they cried "please!!!"
Title: Re: If he wasn't so ugly, I'd feel sorry for him. Actually, I still do
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 22, 2011, 10:57:47 PM
I said I was going to use this in another thread next time I won...

(https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2010/06/Hollye.jpg/563_0_resize_watermarked_rb_10.jpg)

"Why yes, my neighbor has thick, dark hair. Why do you ask?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on March 22, 2011, 11:39:10 PM
(https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2010/06/Hollye.jpg/563_0_resize_watermarked_rb_10.jpg)

They said I had a warm heart.
I warmed their hearts in the microwave.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on March 23, 2011, 02:18:47 AM
(https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2010/06/Hollye.jpg/563_0_resize_watermarked_rb_10.jpg)


THEY ASKED FOR DELIVERANCE
I GAVE THEM DAMNATION


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 23, 2011, 05:31:05 AM
They asked for Richard Dreyfus.
I GAVE them Richard Dreyfus.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 23, 2011, 05:36:47 AM
I said I was going to use this in another thread next time I won...

(https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2010/06/Hollye.jpg/563_0_resize_watermarked_rb_10.jpg)
Though they have the force, the Skywalker family didn't get the looks.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 23, 2011, 05:43:14 AM
(https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2010/06/Hollye.jpg/563_0_resize_watermarked_rb_10.jpg)
Nerd God is watching you masturbate.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 23, 2011, 06:06:33 AM
They wanted Simon.
I gave them Garfunkel.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 23, 2011, 07:34:50 AM
I said I was going to use this in another thread next time I won...

(https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2010/06/Hollye.jpg/563_0_resize_watermarked_rb_10.jpg)

By the Grace of God above
Everyone was forced to get Dorothy Hamill haircuts.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 23, 2011, 07:54:30 AM
Typical Republican senator's family photo.
Title: Re: It's always time for The Decemberists!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 23, 2011, 11:21:36 AM
(https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2010/06/Hollye.jpg/563_0_resize_watermarked_rb_10.jpg)

"Charlotte I buried after feeding her foxglove
Dawn was easy, she was drowned in the bath
Isaiah fought but was easily bested
Burned his body for incurring my wrath
Alright, alright, alright"
Title: Re: It's always time for The Decemberists!
Post by: rumborak on March 23, 2011, 11:32:10 AM
(https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2010/06/Hollye.jpg/563_0_resize_watermarked_rb_10.jpg)

This year's Christmas card by the IACS (International Association of Criminal Stalkers) was said to have "captured the spirit" perfectly. One member said she cried tears of repressed memories when she opened the Christmas card, to which the IACS replied "Yes, we know."
Title: Re: It's always time for The Decemberists!
Post by: skydivingninja on March 23, 2011, 11:34:04 AM
(https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2010/06/Hollye.jpg/563_0_resize_watermarked_rb_10.jpg)

"Charlotte I buried after feeding her foxglove
Dawn was easy, she was drowned in the bath
Isaiah fought but was easily bested
Burned his body for incurring my wrath
Alright, alright, alright"

Winner.
Title: Re: It's always time for The Decemberists!
Post by: Tick on March 23, 2011, 03:57:55 PM
(https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2010/06/Hollye.jpg/563_0_resize_watermarked_rb_10.jpg)

"Charlotte I buried after feeding her foxglove
Dawn was easy, she was drowned in the bath
Isaiah fought but was easily bested
Burned his body for incurring my wrath
Alright, alright, alright"

Winner.
Please refrain from calling winners if your not the judge.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 24, 2011, 05:40:14 AM
"We insert dead dad in all of our family photo's."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: jsem on March 24, 2011, 06:04:22 AM
Josef Fritzl's family photo 35 years ago
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on March 24, 2011, 06:25:51 AM
Some seriously good submissions this round.  I wasn't familiar with The Decemberists, but after listening to the song I knew what must be done...

and declare LHK the winner.

Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 37
Adami - 31
Tick - 27
Rumborak - 26
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 15
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 24, 2011, 11:08:52 AM
Alright, Mr. El "I know every photo we've done in this contest so far" Barto, have we done this photo in the contest so far?

(https://amazingdata.com/mediadata33/Image/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool6_a-what-the-fuck-wtf-17_200907271950297588.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on March 24, 2011, 11:12:40 AM
We've done that one already.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 24, 2011, 05:13:41 PM
Yep.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on March 24, 2011, 07:06:40 PM
So is the one of the dog and the reindeer a go?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 25, 2011, 02:45:58 AM
(https://amazingdata.com/mediadata33/Image/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool6_a-what-the-fuck-wtf-17_200907271950297588.jpg)

The Decepticons still had to iron out a few glitches regarding their holographic drivers.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: tjanuranus on March 25, 2011, 02:56:21 AM
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y73he93OFp4/TYNCWKXHCzI/AAAAAAAADb0/soE63iHtcDs/s400/Rebecca%2BBlack%2Bbus%2Bstop..png)

Stop, drop, and kill yourself.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 25, 2011, 03:26:29 AM
(https://amazingdata.com/mediadata33/Image/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool6_a-what-the-fuck-wtf-17_200907271950297588.jpg)
"I feel horny."
Title: Re: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
Post by: King Postwhore on March 25, 2011, 05:24:45 AM


(https://amazingdata.com/mediadata33/Image/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool6_a-what-the-fuck-wtf-17_200907271950297588.jpg)

Bambi went down a dark path after his mom was murdered.  Next on E! The True Hollywood Story!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 25, 2011, 02:53:28 PM
The Decepticons still had to iron out a few glitches regarding their holographic drivers.

There wasn't a lot of competition, but this would probably have beaten a hundred other submissions. Winna!

Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 37
Adami - 31
Tick - 27
Rumborak - 26
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 15
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 27, 2011, 01:33:22 AM
Holy crap, sorry guys. Haven't been home in a few days. Picture incoming.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 27, 2011, 01:36:15 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wtf-photos-videos-hes-going-to-wrap-the-bed1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 27, 2011, 05:46:23 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wtf-photos-videos-hes-going-to-wrap-the-bed1.jpg)

Ever man has this moment and Gulliver was no different in his travels.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 27, 2011, 05:52:48 AM
"Honey, I know you're frustrated but why are you biting on the pillow?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 27, 2011, 07:37:29 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wtf-photos-videos-hes-going-to-wrap-the-bed1.jpg)
Guy -"This stupid package is really hard to open."

Girl -"At least something is hard."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 27, 2011, 08:50:11 PM
Girl- "Keep dreaming, thumbdick."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on March 28, 2011, 03:34:57 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wtf-photos-videos-hes-going-to-wrap-the-bed1.jpg)

Okay, honey. Once we're inside, remember to breath.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JayOctavarium on March 28, 2011, 03:46:54 AM
"Overcompensation... some men take it too far"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 28, 2011, 05:34:54 AM
Honey I shrunk the porn stars.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 28, 2011, 05:37:48 AM
These Naked Gun props aren't working out as I'd hoped.
Wanna see my beaver again?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 28, 2011, 05:41:09 AM
Try the new easy open extra large Kirkland condoms. Large dick not included.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on March 28, 2011, 07:47:57 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wtf-photos-videos-hes-going-to-wrap-the-bed1.jpg)

This better not be expired...fuck, it is...heh-heh, um...wanna go anal tonight?

Later on Mr. Dean would soon realize that no matter the size of the condom, expiration dates are nothing to fuck with.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 28, 2011, 08:12:49 AM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wtf-photos-videos-hes-going-to-wrap-the-bed1.jpg)

Why doesn't she just take her huge morning after pill instead?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on March 28, 2011, 09:46:20 AM
Just because you buy the big ones doesn't mean you're big.  Usually quite the opposite, thus the woman's "Oh fuck no" look.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on March 28, 2011, 12:07:43 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wtf-photos-videos-hes-going-to-wrap-the-bed1.jpg)

What prog nerds think sex with a woman is really like.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 28, 2011, 12:14:09 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wtf-photos-videos-hes-going-to-wrap-the-bed1.jpg)
"I WILL HAVE SEX WITH A GIGANTIC EXPIRED CONDOM! I WILL! I WILL I TELL YOU!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 28, 2011, 12:18:52 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wtf-photos-videos-hes-going-to-wrap-the-bed1.jpg)

At least with this condom, you'll see if it has a pinhole.
Title: Re: Those walls used to be painted blue. Gross.....
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 28, 2011, 12:52:14 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wtf-photos-videos-hes-going-to-wrap-the-bed1.jpg)

"It's not for me, it's for the bed. I have a lot of very vivid dreams, and... On second thought, you know what? You might not want to lie there."
Title: Re: Those walls used to be painted blue. Gross.....
Post by: rumborak on March 28, 2011, 02:20:15 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wtf-photos-videos-hes-going-to-wrap-the-bed1.jpg)

Full-body condom, get it now.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 29, 2011, 12:13:32 AM
Honey I shrunk the porn stars.
I like this. It's creative and made me lol. Winrar.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 29, 2011, 12:14:28 AM
El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 37
Adami - 31
Tick - 28
Rumborak - 26
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 15
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: It's always time for The Decemberists!
Post by: skydivingninja on March 29, 2011, 05:43:57 AM
Please refrain from calling winners if your not the judge.

Chill man, just expressing my approval of LHK's well-placed Decemberists reference.
Title: Re: It's always time for The Decemberists!
Post by: Tick on March 29, 2011, 07:03:56 AM
Please refrain from calling winners if your not the judge.

Chill man, just expressing my approval of LHK's well-placed Decemberists reference.
Chill? I made a civil request. I'm not being hostile. I would prefer judges are not influenced by other posters. Is that ok with you?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 29, 2011, 07:07:29 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/1812051310_7f2a832ddd_z1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 29, 2011, 07:14:36 AM
"I need to chop this one up but seem to have misplaced my knife. Can you help me out?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 29, 2011, 07:21:30 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/1812051310_7f2a832ddd_z1.jpg)

The Ginsu can cut through anything!! It dices, it slices, it murders. It's versatile!!  Get it while your still alive!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on March 29, 2011, 08:31:48 AM
Mr. President, this is special agent Hochner.  I'm afraid it is as we feared.  There is a Steve Martin copycat on the loose.  We plan to notify the SNL crew immediately before this gets ugly.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on March 29, 2011, 08:34:32 AM
Well, when Julia and I first started dating, she said, "I can't go out with just anybody.  A girl's gotta have her standards."  So I says, "Like what?"  And she says, "Well...can you slice a pickle with your head?"  We've been happily married ever since.  That's all I'm sayin'.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 29, 2011, 08:52:06 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/1812051310_7f2a832ddd_z1.jpg)

Typical guy.  Always having food on the brain.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: skydivingninja on March 29, 2011, 09:38:58 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/1812051310_7f2a832ddd_z1.jpg)

It took a cleaver through his skull to do it, but Timmy finally likes the Tick emoticon.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on March 29, 2011, 10:28:42 AM
Proof that men don't think with their brain, only their pickle.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on March 29, 2011, 10:58:10 AM
Never bring a pickle to a knife fight........
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on March 29, 2011, 11:42:15 AM
Me-"Damn honey, what a night at work."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 29, 2011, 11:56:30 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/1812051310_7f2a832ddd_z1.jpg)

This is how agents hunt for comedians in the wild.  This must be Steve Martin's agent.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Aramatheis on March 29, 2011, 02:13:41 PM
What are you all staring at me for?
Oh! You're wondering how I got this pickle? Long story  :laugh:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on March 29, 2011, 03:36:29 PM
"I dont waaaant a pickle....."

All apologies to Arlo Guthrie.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Chino on March 29, 2011, 03:39:05 PM
I'm surprised Snooki could reach this high.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 29, 2011, 09:38:02 PM
Edited to remove caption. TOTALLY did not see the cleaver there.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on March 29, 2011, 10:06:20 PM
Just a man and his pickle. Can life be any sweeter?
Title: Re: 9 days without an unchanged caption!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 30, 2011, 01:05:15 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/1812051310_7f2a832ddd_z1.jpg)

"...But don't get me wrong, I'm still happy to see you, doctor!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 30, 2011, 05:38:21 AM
Never bring a pickle to a knife fight........
A very close second, but...

Proof that men don't think with their brain, only their pickle.
Your winner ladies and gentlemen!
Thank you all for a rousing round filled with mystery and intrigue!
:tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on March 30, 2011, 05:56:09 AM
Thank you tick

El Barto - 6
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 6
Emindead - 5
ScioPath - 5
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 37
Adami - 31
Tick - 28
Rumborak - 26
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 15
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on March 30, 2011, 06:02:57 AM
Next!

(https://mrbehi.blogs.com/photos/libya/camels.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 30, 2011, 06:19:43 AM
Next!

(https://mrbehi.blogs.com/photos/libya/camels.jpg)

Economy class.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on March 30, 2011, 07:58:31 AM
Camel Tow
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on March 30, 2011, 08:18:47 AM
4 humps and one bump, and that truck is finished.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Chino on March 30, 2011, 08:24:42 AM
Camel Tow

 :rollin :rollin

I got nothing after that.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Aramatheis on March 30, 2011, 08:50:30 AM
It's the Dromedary Ferry!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on March 30, 2011, 09:11:09 AM
Camel Tow

I'm hereby sitting this round out.
Title: Re: Well done, the both of you
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 30, 2011, 01:02:56 PM
Oh boy, I have the best sugges...

Camel Tow

Dammit. Well, maybe I can still make the best pun on thi...

It's the Dromedary Ferry!

DAMMIT!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on March 30, 2011, 01:06:11 PM
Camel Tow

:clap:
Title: Re: Well done, the both of you
Post by: Aramatheis on March 30, 2011, 01:08:14 PM
Oh boy, I have the best sugges...

Camel Tow

Dammit. Well, maybe I can still make the best pun on thi...

It's the Dromedary Ferry!

DAMMIT!

 :rollin 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on March 31, 2011, 01:59:53 PM
Durg!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on March 31, 2011, 08:52:32 PM
Durg!

Opps forgot about this.  Here's our winner.

Camel Tow

Message sent
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Aramatheis on March 31, 2011, 09:10:45 PM

Opps forgot about this.  Here's our winner.

Camel Tow

Message sent

It was tough trying to beat that one
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on March 31, 2011, 09:56:44 PM
Woooohooo I actually won one!

(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c276/chknptpie/169053_196588457020771_100000088531728_766521_1460860_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on March 31, 2011, 10:03:19 PM
(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c276/chknptpie/169053_196588457020771_100000088531728_766521_1460860_n.jpg)

I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A SHA-EE-AVEEE!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on March 31, 2011, 10:36:30 PM
Always remember to wear sunglasses when participating in an elephant orgy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nekov on April 01, 2011, 08:40:09 AM
Someone should tell that guy that shaving cream doesn't work the same as sun blocker.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 01, 2011, 08:59:37 AM
Woooohooo I actually won one!

(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c276/chknptpie/169053_196588457020771_100000088531728_766521_1460860_n.jpg)

Men's facial.  Cool whip.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 01, 2011, 09:01:05 AM
How to shave a wolfman.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on April 01, 2011, 09:21:59 AM
"Really.....Should I take the front seat?  Hmmm."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 01, 2011, 09:24:11 AM
Woooohooo I actually won one!

(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c276/chknptpie/169053_196588457020771_100000088531728_766521_1460860_n.jpg)

Hiding one's identity has taken a hit in this economy even for superheroes.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on April 01, 2011, 09:27:36 AM
When Jim first discovered internet porn....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 01, 2011, 10:25:39 AM
Woooohooo I actually won one!

(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c276/chknptpie/169053_196588457020771_100000088531728_766521_1460860_n.jpg)
When rednecks get sunburns.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 01, 2011, 02:57:09 PM
Bob always loveed being the pointman for the weekly circle jerks.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 01, 2011, 08:46:07 PM
Is that a pie in your face, or are you just happy to see me.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Aramatheis on April 01, 2011, 08:51:05 PM
For Christ's sake Jim,  I just wanted you to shave the damn mustache..
Title: Re: In Nagasaki, they like bukkake...
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 01, 2011, 10:21:06 PM
(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c276/chknptpie/169053_196588457020771_100000088531728_766521_1460860_n.jpg)

It wasn't until Roger took off the glasses that he realized the magnitude of the horrible "3D bukkake porn" prank his friends, neighbors, relatives, priest, and some random hobos paid in cigarettes had played on him.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on April 02, 2011, 12:59:21 AM
Ha, there are a couple really good ones! Here is the winner!

Hiding one's identity has taken a hit in this economy even for superheroes.

Message sent.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 02, 2011, 02:03:08 AM
Dammit, someone pick me as a winner.  The pic I saw a couple of weeks ago is the best.  It's so good, I gotta get a mod to approve it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 02, 2011, 05:25:16 AM
Congrats on your first win chknptpie!!
El Barto - 6
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 6
Emindead - 5
ScioPath - 5
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
chknptpie -1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 38
Adami - 31
Tick - 28
Rumborak - 26
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 15
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 02, 2011, 05:26:03 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/toughduck.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on April 02, 2011, 05:30:35 AM
Watch out for the new horrific Hollywood production: "Ducks On A Plane".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 02, 2011, 07:14:13 AM
William Shatner - "There's a duck out on the wing. A duck..(pause)..on..(pause).. the wing."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 02, 2011, 08:35:09 AM
PETA levied new allegations of animal cruelty today against AFLAC for their latest commercial
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 02, 2011, 08:37:05 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/toughduck.jpg)

Skyrage: "Hey! You cut me off back there you Motherquacker!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 02, 2011, 08:38:20 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/toughduck.jpg)

"Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 02, 2011, 08:41:38 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/toughduck.jpg)

"Watch it bub! You're de'thpicable!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 02, 2011, 08:44:49 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/toughduck.jpg)

"Hey, keep chillin'. You know who we are? We're associates of your business partner Marsellus Wallace. You do remember your business partner don't you? Let me take a wild guess here. You're Brett, right?"
 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on April 02, 2011, 09:41:46 AM
Get out of my air space!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Metro on April 02, 2011, 10:38:09 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/toughduck.jpg)


"I'm kneeling on the floor
staring at the wall
like the ducky in the window
I wish that I could speak"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on April 02, 2011, 10:40:06 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/toughduck.jpg)



AFLAC!!!!!!!!



Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on April 02, 2011, 12:51:30 PM
Yeah, it's creepy; but it's better than having the gremlin that Bugs Bunny had to deal with.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 03, 2011, 01:38:32 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/toughduck.jpg)

"Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon?"

Winna!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 03, 2011, 01:39:37 PM
El Barto - 6
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 6
Emindead - 5
ScioPath - 5
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 5
TempusVox - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
chknptpie -1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 38
Adami - 31
Tick - 28
Rumborak - 26
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 15
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 03, 2011, 02:59:06 PM
Thank you, thank you, thank you! Here ya go!

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/world-beard-champ.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Aramatheis on April 03, 2011, 03:10:05 PM
1. That's the last time I let my daughter braid my hair..

2. Yeah, I use Tresseme shampoo. It makes my hair feel silky smooth AND gets out all the tangles!.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on April 03, 2011, 03:47:45 PM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/world-beard-champ.jpg)
Mark couldn't afford a palm, so he used his beard to celebrate Palm Sunday.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 03, 2011, 04:00:43 PM
Thank you, thank you, thank you! Here ya go!

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/world-beard-champ.jpg)

When girls and beards unite.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 03, 2011, 05:39:18 PM
Thank you, thank you, thank you! Here ya go!

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/world-beard-champ.jpg)
Ed's uncanny solution to his sloppy eating habits.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 03, 2011, 06:54:17 PM
Thank you, thank you, thank you! Here ya go!

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/world-beard-champ.jpg)

The best flavor saver EVER!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 04, 2011, 06:55:41 AM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/world-beard-champ.jpg)
"Am I sorry I worked 14 hour days for 25 years to put my son through college? No, I am not."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on April 04, 2011, 08:08:24 AM
When Grizzly Adams gets bored.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 04, 2011, 10:36:28 AM
Thank you, thank you, thank you! Here ya go!

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/world-beard-champ.jpg)

How male cops dress undercover for a sting at The Christmas Tree Shop.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on April 04, 2011, 10:41:15 AM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/world-beard-champ.jpg)

Guess what the other end's attached to...  Hint:  I can't look up.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 04, 2011, 10:51:35 AM
'I AM...THE CESTA!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on April 04, 2011, 10:52:18 AM
I have no caption for this picture but I have a comment:




That's freaking terrifying.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on April 04, 2011, 11:38:41 AM
One of the members of ZZ top... 50 years ago.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on April 05, 2011, 09:49:05 AM
"Online Facial Hair Show! Got the magnum of hair-straighteners about to change the game. Whatchu know about braiding!?!?"

"ALL THIS HAIR!...puttin' it together for the Rockin'-ZZ-Top-Special-EpicBeardTime Sh*t...Immabout to lose my f*ckin' mind!...motherf*ckin' rock"

"We facial weave the facial dream"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on April 05, 2011, 09:54:04 AM
My beard is a basket, your argument is invalid.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on April 05, 2011, 09:54:36 AM
It was the last time John ever came home drunk and yelled at his daughters.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 05, 2011, 12:39:35 PM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/world-beard-champ.jpg)

"Darling, I give you a different kind of rug burn."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 05, 2011, 07:43:39 PM

"Darling, I give you a different kind of rug burn."

Winner!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on April 06, 2011, 05:49:29 AM
for the record, I still love this thread and I love playing, I just can't see 99.9% o fthe pictures to be captioned from work....so....I miss out.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 06, 2011, 11:09:18 PM
My beard is a basket, your argument is invalid.
This made me laugh so hard.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on April 06, 2011, 11:36:53 PM
My beard is a basket, your argument is invalid.
This made me laugh so hard.
:biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 07, 2011, 05:55:19 AM
Where are you Rum ball? Post a picture. :tick2:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 07, 2011, 08:50:04 AM
(https://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14940-1301433810-11.jpg)

(btw, this page should provide us with several caption pics: https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/60-completely-unusable-stock-photos )
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 07, 2011, 08:51:32 AM
El Barto - 6
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 6
Emindead - 5
ScioPath - 5
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 5
TempusVox - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
chknptpie -1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 38
Adami - 31
Tick - 28
Rumborak - 27
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 15
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nekov on April 07, 2011, 08:51:53 AM
Hitler did a great job hiding in plain sight after the war.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 07, 2011, 09:05:48 AM
(https://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14940-1301433810-11.jpg)


The Girls From Brazil..........
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 07, 2011, 09:09:31 AM
(https://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14940-1301433810-11.jpg)


Sadly, Ingrid spent her nights home alone, wondering why she could never get a date.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nekov on April 07, 2011, 09:12:15 AM
(https://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14940-1301433810-11.jpg)



This looks bad, but it's far better than the punishment I got in Little Nicky....
Title: Re: Well, there's no taking that one back...
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 07, 2011, 10:36:04 AM
(https://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14940-1301433810-11.jpg)

Arbeit Macht Fries.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on April 07, 2011, 11:07:34 AM
Thank goodness Hitler never got together with J. Edgar Hoover.  Can't imagine the perversion that would go on there.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 07, 2011, 11:14:39 AM
One of the many illustrations in the new widely spread "Herstory" books used in highschools.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on April 07, 2011, 11:17:15 AM
Late at night, long after management has left the restaurant, Lonestar takes a moment to just feel pretty.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 07, 2011, 12:49:16 PM
(https://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14940-1301433810-11.jpg)


It's so hard to find "Master" potatoes these days.

Willkommen Hitler's die Pommes frites Delikatessen!!  (How bad is the translation Rumbo?  Remember the conversation we had? :lol)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 07, 2011, 02:33:13 PM
Late at night, long after management has left the restaurant, Lonestar takes a moment to just feel pretty.
:lolpalm:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 07, 2011, 04:53:15 PM
Betcha he fries um.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on April 07, 2011, 08:53:06 PM
This would not be the first nor the last time Adolph uttered the words, "To the ovens!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 08, 2011, 08:02:26 AM
"Does this dress make me look like Hitler?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 08, 2011, 08:33:03 AM
This would not be the first nor the last time Adolph uttered the words, "To the ovens!"

This one was damn good (:lol), but I have to give it to this:

Arbeit Macht Fries.

That's just brilliant. Winnah!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TAC on April 08, 2011, 08:34:46 AM
I've heard of a yeast infection, but this is ridiculous!
Title: Re: Holocaust jokes: They work every time!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 08, 2011, 11:21:12 AM
Yay! I hope this one hasn't been used?

(https://sketchysantas.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/sketchy-santa-fails-dont-know-if-hipster-or-just-weird.jpg)

El Barto - 6
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 6
Emindead - 5
ScioPath - 5
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 5
TempusVox - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
chknptpie -1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 38
Adami - 31
Tick - 28
Rumborak - 27
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 16
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 08, 2011, 11:32:40 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/mixed%20bag/sketchy-santa-fails-dont-know-if-hipster-or-just-weird1-1.jpg)
Title: It looks kinda like a baby goat to me
Post by: contest_sanity on April 08, 2011, 11:34:09 AM
(https://sketchysantas.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/sketchy-santa-fails-dont-know-if-hipster-or-just-weird.jpg)

Satan had nice enough parents growing up, but their slavish (and tacky) devotion to Christmas really just turned him off to the whole "Jesus" thing.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on April 08, 2011, 01:40:05 PM
Stevie Nicks 1st Christmas Photo
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on April 08, 2011, 02:00:48 PM
This is why one shouldn't hold 80s themed X-mas parties.
Title: Re: Holocaust jokes: They work every time!
Post by: King Postwhore on April 08, 2011, 02:12:07 PM
Yay! I hope this one hasn't been used?

(https://sketchysantas.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/sketchy-santa-fails-dont-know-if-hipster-or-just-weird.jpg)



Talk about bringing a lamb to the slaughter.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 08, 2011, 02:42:13 PM
The reason Glen Beck had to leave Fox news.
Title: Re: It looks kinda like a baby goat to me
Post by: rumborak on April 08, 2011, 03:38:52 PM
(https://sketchysantas.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/sketchy-santa-fails-dont-know-if-hipster-or-just-weird.jpg)


(https://ucsdpepband.com/officers/hypnotoad.gif)
Title: Re: Holocaust jokes: They work every time!
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on April 08, 2011, 05:46:41 PM
(https://sketchysantas.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/sketchy-santa-fails-dont-know-if-hipster-or-just-weird.jpg)

Ben Stiller and Tina Fey's Christmas card from their country home...there's a joke in here somewhere.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 08, 2011, 07:19:00 PM
(https://sketchysantas.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/sketchy-santa-fails-dont-know-if-hipster-or-just-weird.jpg)

Cat: Fucking kill me, please.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 09, 2011, 01:07:20 PM
(https://sketchysantas.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/sketchy-santa-fails-dont-know-if-hipster-or-just-weird.jpg)
"Merry Christmas from me and my hot wife. Man she is so hot I can barely concentrate on taking this photo. I want to stick something hard in between the two bells on her chest, and let the little goat watch me do it."
Title: Re: PM sent... In a few minutes. Time travelling, yay!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 09, 2011, 02:22:48 PM
Satan had nice enough parents growing up, but their slavish (and tacky) devotion to Christmas really just turned him off to the whole "Jesus" thing.

You can contest sanity all you want, but... I got nuthin'. You win. Hey, you're a Hall of Famer now! Way to go, kiddo.

LHK, makin' dreams come true up in this bitch.

El Barto - 6
Durg - 6
Emindead - 5
ScioPath - 5
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 5
TempusVox - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
chknptpie -1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 38
Adami - 31
Tick - 28
Rumborak - 27
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 16
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
contest_sanity - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on April 09, 2011, 05:34:39 PM
Did anyone get my South Park reference? :(
Title: Re: It was a good attempt, sistah. Better luck next time.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 09, 2011, 05:52:41 PM
Did anyone get my South Park reference? :(

Oh, I got it. I just... Uh...  :yeahright

Oh my god, is that a reason to leave the conversation over there?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 09, 2011, 06:57:27 PM
Did anyone get my South Park reference? :(

I got it. I thought it was very clever. :)
Title: Y'all help LHK dig into this one!
Post by: contest_sanity on April 09, 2011, 07:06:06 PM
Thanks for the victory, LHK.  You do indeed make dreams come true.

As a way of saying thanks, I made you this:

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gszveA7Pp3g/TaD_z6FFR9I/AAAAAAAAAHM/aQeFQC_LVy0/s1600/funny-food-photos-daily-burger-mallies-guinness-world-record-burger.jpg)

Title: Re: Y'all help LHK dig into this one!
Post by: lonestar on April 09, 2011, 07:11:37 PM
Thanks for the victory, LHK.  You do indeed make dreams come true.

As a way of saying thanks, I made you this:

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gszveA7Pp3g/TaD_z6FFR9I/AAAAAAAAAHM/aQeFQC_LVy0/s1600/funny-food-photos-daily-burger-mallies-guinness-world-record-burger.jpg)


What the fuck, no bacon?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: Y'all help LHK dig into this one!
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on April 09, 2011, 07:16:11 PM
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gszveA7Pp3g/TaD_z6FFR9I/AAAAAAAAAHM/aQeFQC_LVy0/s1600/funny-food-photos-daily-burger-mallies-guinness-world-record-burger.jpg)

"It's Over 9000!!!!!"
Title: Re: It was delicious, thanks
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 09, 2011, 07:58:07 PM
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gszveA7Pp3g/TaD_z6FFR9I/AAAAAAAAAHM/aQeFQC_LVy0/s1600/funny-food-photos-daily-burger-mallies-guinness-world-record-burger.jpg)

Lonestar and his wife celebrate the arrival of their latest bundle of garnish.
Title: Re: Y'all help LHK dig into this one!
Post by: rumborak on April 09, 2011, 08:14:00 PM
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gszveA7Pp3g/TaD_z6FFR9I/AAAAAAAAAHM/aQeFQC_LVy0/s1600/funny-food-photos-daily-burger-mallies-guinness-world-record-burger.jpg)

Western countries could never understand how introducing internet in third-world countries didn't improve relations with them. Well, turns out people judge a country by Google Image Search results.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: dethklok09 on April 09, 2011, 08:22:52 PM
Every other worker went home hungry that night.
Title: Re: Y'all help LHK dig into this one!
Post by: lonestar on April 09, 2011, 09:01:18 PM
Thanks for the victory, LHK.  You do indeed make dreams come true.

As a way of saying thanks, I made you this:

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gszveA7Pp3g/TaD_z6FFR9I/AAAAAAAAAHM/aQeFQC_LVy0/s1600/funny-food-photos-daily-burger-mallies-guinness-world-record-burger.jpg)


Oh man, I'm breaking a fucking toilet bowl tomorrow.
Title: Re: Dammit, I forgot it's RINA who likes musicals! Dammit all to Hell...
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 09, 2011, 09:21:36 PM
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gszveA7Pp3g/TaD_z6FFR9I/AAAAAAAAAHM/aQeFQC_LVy0/s1600/funny-food-photos-daily-burger-mallies-guinness-world-record-burger.jpg)

"Feed me, Seymour!"
Title: Re: Y'all help LHK dig into this one!
Post by: King Postwhore on April 09, 2011, 10:47:11 PM


(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gszveA7Pp3g/TaD_z6FFR9I/AAAAAAAAAHM/aQeFQC_LVy0/s1600/funny-food-photos-daily-burger-mallies-guinness-world-record-burger.jpg)



About to activate the FLDSMDFR!!!
Title: Re: Y'all help LHK dig into this one!
Post by: lonestar on April 09, 2011, 10:53:10 PM
Thanks for the victory, LHK.  You do indeed make dreams come true.

As a way of saying thanks, I made you this:

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gszveA7Pp3g/TaD_z6FFR9I/AAAAAAAAAHM/aQeFQC_LVy0/s1600/funny-food-photos-daily-burger-mallies-guinness-world-record-burger.jpg)


Now I will bring Goodburger down!!!
Title: Re: Y'all help LHK dig into this one!
Post by: King Postwhore on April 09, 2011, 10:54:31 PM


(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gszveA7Pp3g/TaD_z6FFR9I/AAAAAAAAAHM/aQeFQC_LVy0/s1600/funny-food-photos-daily-burger-mallies-guinness-world-record-burger.jpg)



This is going to tear me another asshole!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 10, 2011, 06:20:10 AM
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gszveA7Pp3g/TaD_z6FFR9I/AAAAAAAAAHM/aQeFQC_LVy0/s1600/funny-food-photos-daily-burger-mallies-guinness-world-record-burger.jpg)
"Is that a strip of bacon I see under there?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on April 10, 2011, 06:43:01 AM
When Steve ordered a hamburger, the restaurant had forgotten Frank shot him last week with the shrink gun.
Title: Re: Y'all help LHK dig into this one!
Post by: King Postwhore on April 10, 2011, 09:45:07 AM

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gszveA7Pp3g/TaD_z6FFR9I/AAAAAAAAAHM/aQeFQC_LVy0/s1600/funny-food-photos-daily-burger-mallies-guinness-world-record-burger.jpg)



Now this is what I call a somlian burger. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Aramatheis on April 10, 2011, 10:16:19 AM
This looks fantastic!

No wait. Ugh. I ordered my burger Medium Rare, NOT Medium Well! Send it back!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on April 10, 2011, 10:55:14 AM
Did anyone get my South Park reference? :(

I got it. I thought it was very clever. :)

awww yay!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on April 10, 2011, 11:13:24 AM
It was at this point Ted concocted his perfect exit plan.  He could commit suicide, enjoy the act, and allow his family to collect life insurance.


On a completely different note:  That picture is from Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA.  I'm thinking of having my graduation party there, should I ever graduate.
Title: Re: Y'all help LHK dig into this one!
Post by: VioletS16 on April 10, 2011, 02:22:12 PM
Thanks for the victory, LHK.  You do indeed make dreams come true.

As a way of saying thanks, I made you this:

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gszveA7Pp3g/TaD_z6FFR9I/AAAAAAAAAHM/aQeFQC_LVy0/s1600/funny-food-photos-daily-burger-mallies-guinness-world-record-burger.jpg)


BRING IN THE WHEELCHAIR BOYS, I'M GONNA NEED IT WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH THIS BABY!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on April 10, 2011, 03:40:04 PM
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gszveA7Pp3g/TaD_z6FFR9I/AAAAAAAAAHM/aQeFQC_LVy0/s1600/funny-food-photos-daily-burger-mallies-guinness-world-record-burger.jpg)
EAT AT JOES
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 10, 2011, 04:13:59 PM
^ :lol
Damn, why didn't I think of that.
Title: This one takes the cake... I mean burger.
Post by: contest_sanity on April 10, 2011, 08:10:30 PM
Western countries could never understand how introducing internet in third-world countries didn't improve relations with them. Well, turns out people judge a country by Google Image Search results.

WINNING!!!

Humorous while also making an important point about our global economy.  Nice combo, Rumbo!

PM sent shortly.

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Title: Re: This one takes the cake... I mean burger.
Post by: rumborak on April 10, 2011, 08:17:22 PM
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Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 10, 2011, 08:18:33 PM
(https://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14888-1301434118-8.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Progmetty on April 10, 2011, 08:22:01 PM
(https://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14888-1301434118-8.jpg)

"Need some mayo on my meat"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 10, 2011, 08:27:19 PM
(https://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14888-1301434118-8.jpg)

Oscar Mayer Pasties designed by men.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on April 10, 2011, 08:28:54 PM
(https://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14888-1301434118-8.jpg)

Considering how badly he reacted to the foot massage incident, I'm frightened to see what Marsellus Wallace is going to do about this.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 10, 2011, 08:30:16 PM
(https://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14888-1301434118-8.jpg)

I triple dog dare you.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 10, 2011, 08:50:06 PM
His cock was to big for normal use, so he sliced it up and covered her with schlong.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on April 10, 2011, 09:05:47 PM
I was worried when my friend said my blind date had salami nipples, but I never could have imagined this...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 10, 2011, 09:10:44 PM
Here comes the mayo baby...

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 10, 2011, 11:48:48 PM
(https://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14888-1301434118-8.jpg)

"..........Ohhhh, I love to eat it every daaaaaaay! And if you ask me while I'll saaaaaaaaaay....Cuz' blue-eyed blondes just have the best V-A-G-I-N-A, Hey!!"

 :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 11, 2011, 05:57:16 AM
I'll bet she gives good Boars Head.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 11, 2011, 05:59:36 AM
(https://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14888-1301434118-8.jpg)

I wouldn't date this chick unless she wore salami.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TAC on April 11, 2011, 06:02:15 AM
Here comes the mayo baby...

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
:lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 11, 2011, 01:39:45 PM
That's not what I meant when I said I wanted to make a lonestar sandwich.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on April 11, 2011, 01:54:00 PM
Subway:  Eat fresh!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 11, 2011, 01:55:32 PM
Subway:  Eat fresh!

To add to this.  I'd like to give her my $5 foot long.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 11, 2011, 01:56:38 PM
George Costanza's dream girl.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 11, 2011, 04:38:14 PM
(https://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14888-1301434118-8.jpg)

Photcase.com was super protective of their failed "Lunchmeat...It's Fun To Wear" ad campaign.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 11, 2011, 05:42:19 PM
I'd like the cold cut combo with special sauce please.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Aramatheis on April 11, 2011, 06:33:20 PM
(https://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14888-1301434118-8.jpg)

Yes.  I'm just a salami freak.

^ I thought this applied.
Title: Re: Give her a bit of my ham jam... This doesn't work anymore.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 11, 2011, 07:03:39 PM
I'd let this salami mommy ride my bologna pony any day.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 11, 2011, 07:47:34 PM
"..........Ohhhh, I love to eat it every daaaaaaay! And if you ask me while I'll saaaaaaaaaay....Cuz' blue-eyed blondes just have the best V-A-G-I-N-A, Hey!!"

 :biggrin:

I have no idea what the reference is, but me likey :D

Winnah!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 11, 2011, 07:54:21 PM
"..........Ohhhh, I love to eat it every daaaaaaay! And if you ask me while I'll saaaaaaaaaay....Cuz' blue-eyed blondes just have the best V-A-G-I-N-A, Hey!!"

 :biggrin:

I have no idea what the reference is, but me likey :D

Winnah!

rumborak

Here's the reference, Rumborak...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPRHJd3uHI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPRHJd3uHI)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 11, 2011, 09:13:10 PM
Thank you! Here you go!

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/awkward.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 11, 2011, 09:15:35 PM
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Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 11, 2011, 09:15:59 PM
Take my shorts off first bitch, and lube that fist up good.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on April 11, 2011, 09:39:18 PM
"One time, at cheerleading camp, I had a fist put up my vagina."

"What?"

"SAY MY NAME BITCH!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 11, 2011, 10:00:51 PM
The moment they found out Joanna was really a guy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2011, 10:05:58 PM
I never knew training to become a Hooter's girl was quite this intense.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on April 11, 2011, 10:12:33 PM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/awkward.jpg)


"Alright ladies, today we will be practicing The Falcon Punch. I know some of you are scared because the International Cheer-leading League banned it, but that didn't stop us from trying the Charlie Sheen Winning Maneuver".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 12, 2011, 04:42:37 AM
Thank you! Here you go!

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/awkward.jpg)

I didn't know cheerleaders are also ventriloquists?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on April 12, 2011, 08:43:19 PM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/awkward.jpg)
YOU WILL NOT HAVE BABIES!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 12, 2011, 08:48:59 PM
Thank you! Here you go!

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/awkward.jpg)

Give a whole new term to fit's like a glove.
Title: Re: And that's a yikes.....
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 12, 2011, 10:41:11 PM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/awkward.jpg)

"Guys, Trevor knocked me up, and the big cheer meet is in a month!"
"Don't worry Brittanie, I learned this from that inner city school!"

COMING THIS FALL TO THEATERS EVERYWHERE:
Bring It On 5: Don't Bring It Forth
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on April 12, 2011, 10:42:15 PM
Fisting... the only way to turn cheerleading into a "sport".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 13, 2011, 08:37:25 AM
I never knew training to become a Hooter's girl was quite this intense.

Winner! I was really looking for something about the girls trepidation to continuing to be a cheerleader. This was the closest, and made me laugh.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2011, 07:16:35 PM
Sweet, guess I'll be looking for a picture. :D
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2011, 07:18:35 PM
(https://funnypicblast.com/wp-content/imgdir/2008_10/funny_bike.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 13, 2011, 08:00:07 PM
And gogogogogogogogo!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Metro on April 13, 2011, 08:02:35 PM
(https://funnypicblast.com/wp-content/imgdir/2008_10/funny_bike.jpg)

"Boy, You're gonna carry that weight,
Carry that weight, a long time...."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 13, 2011, 08:06:52 PM
Fucking Bonds' trial.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 13, 2011, 08:17:18 PM
We've done this one already.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Aramatheis on April 13, 2011, 08:24:44 PM
1.  . :omg: Shit, and those are concrete blocks too..!

2. I want to ride my bicycle! I want to ride my bike! I want to ride my bicycle! I want to ride it where I liiiiiiiike!!!


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Aramatheis on April 13, 2011, 08:25:20 PM
We've done this one already.
black sodding damn
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2011, 08:39:10 PM
Shit, sorry, I'll find another.
Title: Re: Where is my god now? He has failed me.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 13, 2011, 08:41:28 PM
Shit, sorry, I'll find another.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I just spent an hour and a half crafting an epic caption that was sure to win, and now I don't even get to use it? Dammit all to Hell!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2011, 08:43:06 PM
Okay, pulled this one from the personal vault of pictures I should have destroyed years ago...

(https://www.nickeh.com/images/ohdear.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on April 13, 2011, 08:50:13 PM
Speed Metal: It is Gay.
Title: Re: I could write for Seseme Street. Totally.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 13, 2011, 08:54:18 PM
(https://www.nickeh.com/images/ohdear.jpg)

A is for "ARRRRRRRR, my eyes!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on April 13, 2011, 08:55:49 PM
(https://www.nickeh.com/images/ohdear.jpg)
Why you should never go to Paris.
Title: Yes, I used orgy as a verb
Post by: contest_sanity on April 13, 2011, 09:32:23 PM
(https://www.nickeh.com/images/ohdear.jpg)

Jack Sparrow is watching you orgy!

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Rina on April 13, 2011, 09:41:10 PM
I have adoration for the poster in the back. But no caption.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 14, 2011, 04:22:38 AM
Okay, pulled this one from the personal vault of pictures I should have destroyed years ago...

(https://www.nickeh.com/images/ohdear.jpg)

Prison sex. How does it work.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 14, 2011, 04:23:27 AM
Okay, pulled this one from the personal vault of pictures I should have destroyed years ago...

(https://www.nickeh.com/images/ohdear.jpg)

Nick hard at work trying to get new listeners for his show.
Title: Re: Yes, I used orgy as a verb
Post by: Aramatheis on April 14, 2011, 05:50:07 AM
Jack Sparrow is watching you orgy!
More like Jack Sparrow is watching me watching you orgy
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 14, 2011, 05:57:12 AM
Bros before hos... always.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on April 14, 2011, 06:04:00 AM
Dear Cannibal Corpse,

Me and my friends have this great idea for your next album cover.  Take a look at the enclosed picture.

Sincerely,

Nick
Title: Re: When I come back from a mighty quest, I have no need of sodomy
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 14, 2011, 12:58:25 PM
(https://www.nickeh.com/images/ohdear.jpg)

I think I'm gonna stop listening to Alestorm now...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on April 14, 2011, 01:27:17 PM
Little did they know, but their future was written on the wall.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 14, 2011, 02:33:57 PM
"CHEESE!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: SixDegrees on April 14, 2011, 02:36:58 PM
.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 14, 2011, 03:05:13 PM
Okay, pulled this one from the personal vault of pictures I should have destroyed years ago...

(https://www.nickeh.com/images/ohdear.jpg)

And hence a new metal genre Skullcore was born.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on April 14, 2011, 03:15:27 PM
When Prog and Porno Unite
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on April 14, 2011, 03:48:07 PM
I think someone here misunderstood the meaning of "up top"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: eric42434224 on April 14, 2011, 04:22:33 PM
Look Ma....Im a Chinese Finger Trap!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on April 14, 2011, 04:59:49 PM
Nick has lost weight, look at the picture of him as a skeleton behind him.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on April 14, 2011, 11:07:57 PM
Okay, pulled this one from the personal vault of pictures I should have destroyed years ago...

(https://www.nickeh.com/images/ohdear.jpg)

High five, low blow!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 14, 2011, 11:09:23 PM
Nope, still can't find it Nick.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on April 14, 2011, 11:13:30 PM
Nope, still can't find it Nick.

Nick: "Oh, I may have left it in your ass, have Billy check it ou-...BILLY!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 15, 2011, 06:22:21 AM
London bridges, going down...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on April 15, 2011, 06:46:49 AM
Enrique Iglesias suffering from Stolkholm Syndrome.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nekov on April 15, 2011, 08:51:00 AM
Enrique Iglesias suffering from Stolkholm Syndrome.

hahahah. I hadn't realize. He is identical!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 15, 2011, 05:26:59 PM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/awkward.jpg)

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovaries. Right to the babymaker."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 15, 2011, 07:24:34 PM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/awkward.jpg)

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovaries. Right to the babymaker."
ummmm....this one is done.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on April 15, 2011, 07:42:55 PM
Meh, it's still funny though.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 16, 2011, 03:17:44 AM
"Butt fuckers" The new Disney Channel coming of age film about three gay teens on a quest for annal sex."
Title: Re: Meta!!!!!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 16, 2011, 01:33:08 PM
(https://www.nickeh.com/images/ohdear.jpg)
[/quote]

Well, at least this time we know what's been keeping the judge from announcing a winner.
Title: Re: Meta!!!!!
Post by: Aramatheis on April 16, 2011, 07:01:34 PM
Well, at least this time we know what's been keeping the judge from announcing a winner.
So true
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 17, 2011, 06:14:20 AM
(https://www.nickeh.com/images/ohdear.jpg)
Nick and his friends demonstrate how he is fucking the game up for days on end by not choosing a winner through a little performance art.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on April 17, 2011, 06:16:52 AM
First Ricky Martin, now Enrique Iglesias..
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 17, 2011, 10:23:14 AM
...

(https://www.nickeh.com/images/ohdear.jpg)

"So wait....according to the "Nerds Manual", all we have to do is pose like the skeletons on the wall behind us, in front of this gay poster of Johnny Depp, and we'll officially become pirates. Sweet!"

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 18, 2011, 09:14:17 AM
Sorry Nick, 5 days is too many. Time for a new picture.
(https://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/10/50oct24-holy-shit.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 18, 2011, 10:23:20 AM
Never watch Flubber AND porn at the same time.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on April 18, 2011, 10:28:23 AM
(https://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/10/50oct24-holy-shit.jpg)

Girl on the left: "Boy is she fat. How can you let yourself go like that?!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 18, 2011, 10:31:00 AM
I know there's a joke in there somewhere about the guy reenacting the "I'm king of the world!" scene from Titanic.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on April 18, 2011, 10:53:39 AM
(https://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/10/50oct24-holy-shit.jpg)

Jews Gone Wild: Celebrity Edition!!! (starring Steven Spielberg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on April 18, 2011, 10:54:41 AM
Ride the wave? I'm riding the whale!
Title: Re: Freed Willies was such a badass name, though
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 18, 2011, 11:14:40 AM
Now I know why there was never a Free Willy porn spoof.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 18, 2011, 12:57:15 PM
Sorry Nick, 5 days is too many. Time for a new picture.
(https://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/10/50oct24-holy-shit.jpg)

Milk. It does a body good.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on April 18, 2011, 01:19:04 PM
20 years in the future - What Portnoy does in Rocky Pointe.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 18, 2011, 01:43:51 PM
Sorry Nick, 5 days is too many. Time for a new picture.
(https://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/10/50oct24-holy-shit.jpg)

Now we really know what Cozmo does on thirsty thursdays.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on April 18, 2011, 01:47:03 PM
American Camel Ride
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on April 18, 2011, 01:47:36 PM
whale wars season 3 turns the audience to whaling.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 18, 2011, 01:49:40 PM
Sorry Nick, 5 days is too many. Time for a new picture.
(https://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/10/50oct24-holy-shit.jpg)

Hey.  Balding nerds need love too.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 18, 2011, 02:38:25 PM
Somebody get me some mayo!!!!




(we did this pic before, btw)
Title: Re: And I was proud of my title, too
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 18, 2011, 02:39:49 PM
Somebody get me some mayo!!!!




(we did this pic before, btw)

Dammit. We need an archival thread with all the pics used (And, for fun, the winning captions for each pic as well). 180 pages is just way too much to scroll through.
Title: Re: Memory of an elephant, schlong of a doormouse.
Post by: lonestar on April 18, 2011, 02:41:30 PM
Somebody get me some mayo!!!!




(we did this pic before, btw)

Dammit. We need an archival thread with all the pics used (And, for fun, the winning captions for each pic as well). 180 pages is just way too much to scroll through.
Or all of you just need epic memory for disturbing pics like I have.
Title: Re: Memory of an elephant, schlong of a doormouse.
Post by: King Postwhore on April 18, 2011, 02:43:18 PM
Somebody get me some mayo!!!!




(we did this pic before, btw)

Dammit. We need an archival thread with all the pics used (And, for fun, the winning captions for each pic as well). 180 pages is just way too much to scroll through.
Or all of you just need epic memory for disturbing pics like I have.

Sort of like your sexual experiences lonestar? :biggrin:
Title: Re: Memory of an elephant, schlong of a doormouse.
Post by: lonestar on April 18, 2011, 02:46:31 PM
Somebody get me some mayo!!!!




(we did this pic before, btw)

Dammit. We need an archival thread with all the pics used (And, for fun, the winning captions for each pic as well). 180 pages is just way too much to scroll through.
Or all of you just need epic memory for disturbing pics like I have.

Sort of like your sexual experiences lonestar? :biggrin:
Let's leave Uncle Bob out of this.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 18, 2011, 02:49:03 PM
 :lol

Also, How lonestar procures bacon.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 18, 2011, 02:54:47 PM
ok if the last one has been done, try this one.
(https://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/082009/small_uss%20enterprise%20dog.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 18, 2011, 03:14:25 PM
 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin




Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a vetranarian.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on April 18, 2011, 03:17:36 PM
Let's get this puppy off the ground
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 18, 2011, 03:19:24 PM
ok if the last one has been done, try this one.
(https://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/082009/small_uss%20enterprise%20dog.jpg)

My other animal is a Bird Of Prey.
Title: Re: Number two, make it smell!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 18, 2011, 03:23:05 PM
(https://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/082009/small_uss%20enterprise%20dog.jpg)

To boldly go number two where no mutt has gone number two before.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 18, 2011, 03:26:27 PM
ok if the last one has been done, try this one.
(https://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/082009/small_uss%20enterprise%20dog.jpg)

Spuds Mckenzie has nothing on me.



Thank god my owner isn't a fan of Queer As Folk.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on April 18, 2011, 04:13:19 PM
Prepare to go for a walk, No. 1
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 18, 2011, 07:29:42 PM
Why nerds shoud not drink beer.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 18, 2011, 07:31:34 PM
Why DTFers shoud not drink beer.
fix'd
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 18, 2011, 08:15:07 PM
ok if the last one has been done, try this one.
(https://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/082009/small_uss%20enterprise%20dog.jpg)

To search out new crotches.  To boldly go where no dog has before.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on April 19, 2011, 08:07:17 AM
Spot hopes to find his testicles somewhere out there.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 19, 2011, 08:14:46 AM
Spot hopes to find his testicles somewhere out there.
I thought I had my winner, until this one! WINNING!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on April 19, 2011, 08:36:14 AM
Ha! Holy crap! Yay! Headed to work, will post pic from there!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on April 19, 2011, 09:03:07 AM
There were some really great ones last round.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on April 19, 2011, 09:04:35 AM
(https://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/166881_10100269921661758_13744590_58447634_129946_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 19, 2011, 09:04:52 AM
There were some really great ones last round.
Indeed!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 19, 2011, 09:05:46 AM
Bills, Yellow snow fetish was getting out of hand.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 19, 2011, 10:48:49 AM
(https://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/166881_10100269921661758_13744590_58447634_129946_n.jpg)

Bill's first mistake was wearing ped socks on a winter day.
Title: Re: I have referenced Calvin & Hobbes, so I win by default
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 19, 2011, 11:12:08 AM
(https://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/166881_10100269921661758_13744590_58447634_129946_n.jpg)

As Calvin got older, he found ways to make his snowmen much creepier while putting in much less effort.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 19, 2011, 11:13:16 AM
You know spontaneus erections are a problem when you find yourself skydiving into the snow for relief.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2011, 11:14:26 AM
Sorry guys, I had left on vacation a day after posting my picture, would you like me to pick a winner for my picture now?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 19, 2011, 11:20:30 AM
Sorry guys, I had left on vacation a day after posting my picture, would you like me to pick a winner for my picture now?
Go for it. We will throw the winner into the standings.
Title: Re: I have referenced Calvin & Hobbes, so I win by default
Post by: rumborak on April 19, 2011, 11:33:43 AM
(https://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/166881_10100269921661758_13744590_58447634_129946_n.jpg)

First day of snow can be a frustrating experience when you have a coke habit.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 19, 2011, 11:36:34 AM
(https://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/166881_10100269921661758_13744590_58447634_129946_n.jpg)

It's hard for the Cirque Du Soleil acrobatics, comming off the road to get acclimated to Canada's weather.
Title: Re: I have referenced Calvin & Hobbes, so I win by default
Post by: Xanthul on April 19, 2011, 12:20:05 PM
First day of snow can be a frustrating experience when you have a coke habit.

Go ahead! I take your fucking bullets! You think you kill me with bullets? I take your fucking bullets! Go ahead!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 19, 2011, 02:24:51 PM
White punks on dope.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on April 19, 2011, 02:32:27 PM
The kid who didn't make the hockey team
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 19, 2011, 02:35:11 PM
The kid who didn't make the hockey team
or the ski team for that matter.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 19, 2011, 02:49:03 PM
I can't believe I left Spot tied to his post.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on April 19, 2011, 02:49:59 PM
Hello, Chknptpie. I want to play a game. Deep inside your head lies a heat signature explosive that reacts to warm temperatures. If the temperature inside your head goes above a certain degree, you will create a new sense of the phrase "downfall of snow". There is only one way to disarm the bomb, but you'll have to go digging to find it. Try to keep a cool head, and let the games begin".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on April 19, 2011, 02:52:07 PM
Nick, age 8.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 19, 2011, 02:53:30 PM
(https://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/166881_10100269921661758_13744590_58447634_129946_n.jpg)

Jamaican bobsled teams first ever practice in Snow.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 19, 2011, 02:55:18 PM
Nick, age 8.
:rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on April 19, 2011, 03:52:33 PM
Man there are some golden ones for this picture.  :rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 19, 2011, 04:29:33 PM
(https://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/166881_10100269921661758_13744590_58447634_129946_n.jpg)
I don't know but I been told. Eskimo pussy is mighty cold
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Aramatheis on April 19, 2011, 04:29:59 PM
It's hard for the Cirque Du Soleil acrobatics, coming off the road to get acclimated to Canada's weather.
But.. but they're from Montreal...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 19, 2011, 04:43:44 PM
It's hard for the Cirque Du Soleil acrobatics, coming off the road to get acclimated to Canada's weather.
But.. but they're from Montreal...

I wouldn't care if they were eskimos, it takes time when your away from a certain climate.  GOOD GOD LAUGH A BIT WILL YA!! :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on April 19, 2011, 04:48:41 PM
accurate depiction showing a Canadian digging out his winter latrene
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 19, 2011, 04:49:41 PM
accurate depiction showing a Canadian digging out his winter latrene

latrene=bucket.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Aramatheis on April 19, 2011, 04:57:32 PM
GOOD GOD LAUGH A BIT WILL YA!! :lol
I.. I.. I JUST CAN'T, OK?!  :'(



JUST LEAVE ME ALONE..
Title: Re: Just to make chknptpie's job a little harder
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 19, 2011, 05:41:11 PM
(https://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/166881_10100269921661758_13744590_58447634_129946_n.jpg)

Snowblowing is a little different in Russia...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Metro on April 19, 2011, 06:20:20 PM
(https://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/166881_10100269921661758_13744590_58447634_129946_n.jpg)

Tommy's addiction to yellow snow was getting out of hand.
Title: Re: Just to make chknptpie's job a little harder
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on April 19, 2011, 10:00:53 PM

(https://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/166881_10100269921661758_13744590_58447634_129946_n.jpg)

FUCK SHOVELS! I AM A SHOVEL!
Title: Re: Random Caption Game
Post by: contest_sanity on April 19, 2011, 11:08:09 PM
(https://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/166881_10100269921661758_13744590_58447634_129946_n.jpg)

I’m in the snow
I’m in the snow
Took a head first dive
Into the motherfuckin snow…

Fuck heat

I’m in the snow motherfucker!

Fuck tools

I’ll use my face motherfucker!

Zero degrees

In my mouth motherfucker!

Just finished licking

Rosebud motherfucker!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 20, 2011, 05:42:55 AM
Johnny was so proud he got the lead role in the Winter production of, "Goal Post, The Musical"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on April 20, 2011, 06:51:17 AM
snow storm in china.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on April 20, 2011, 09:05:47 AM
Hello, Chknptpie. I want to play a game. Deep inside your head lies a heat signature explosive that reacts to warm temperatures. If the temperature inside your head goes above a certain degree, you will create a new sense of the phrase "downfall of snow". There is only one way to disarm the bomb, but you'll have to go digging to find it. Try to keep a cool head, and let the games begin".

Winner! Caught me totally off guard ha!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on April 20, 2011, 10:34:27 AM
accurate depiction showing a Canadian digging out his winter latrene

latrene=bucket for shit

^^actually^^

Ask Chocolate Mousse in Top Secret.
he'll tell you all about Latrene.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on April 20, 2011, 10:36:47 AM
In Soviet Russia, snow fall you!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on April 20, 2011, 11:45:32 AM
Thank you sir! Pic soon to come, just have to find one I like.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on April 20, 2011, 11:52:10 AM
(https://cellar.org/2008/wtfbrush.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on April 20, 2011, 11:53:17 AM
That picture doesn't even need caption  :|
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 20, 2011, 11:59:12 AM
(https://cellar.org/2008/wtfbrush.jpg)
Punishment for the actors in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on April 20, 2011, 12:10:10 PM
I had to do some scrolling, but NOW we have updated standings:

TempusVox - 6
El Barto - 6
Durg - 6
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Nick - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 39
Adami - 31
Tick - 28
Rumborak - 28
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 16
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
contest_sanity - 7

Int he future, let's not lose track of it.  :biggrin:

Edit: +1 for the King
Title: Re: Toothbrush, why have you failed me?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 20, 2011, 12:11:17 PM
(https://cellar.org/2008/wtfbrush.jpg)

"...Dammit! Do any of you have ANY idea how hard it is to walk in these things?!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on April 20, 2011, 12:11:59 PM
Nick's punishment for screwing up the Caption game last week.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on April 20, 2011, 12:13:22 PM
BRUSH THE STREETS!!
----
Have you found anything?
-We ain't found shit!
Title: Re: The beautiful people, the beautiful people...
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 20, 2011, 12:17:22 PM
(https://cellar.org/2008/wtfbrush.jpg)

In the wake of plummeting album sales, concert attendance and cultural relevancy, Marilyn Manson has taken to some extremely bizarre stunts to get back in the public eye.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 20, 2011, 12:23:12 PM
I'm not sure if I should caption this picture or send a hundred bucks to the photographer for NOT taking this picture from another angle...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 20, 2011, 12:33:19 PM
(https://cellar.org/2008/wtfbrush.jpg)

Kink and Yank.  My favorite dentist.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 20, 2011, 05:29:23 PM
Dammit, I know my keys are around here somewhere.
Title: Re: Went there...
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 20, 2011, 05:48:20 PM
(https://cellar.org/2008/wtfbrush.jpg)

I admit, this isn't how I always pictured the Tooth Fairy.
Title: Re: Yeah, so did I
Post by: lonestar on April 20, 2011, 06:00:38 PM
The final stage in LHK's harrowing journey to find the fountain of knowledge that made him DTF's most epic poster.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 20, 2011, 06:05:24 PM
A glimpse at Vulva's newest artistic endeavor.



50 bucks to anyone who gets the reference.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on April 20, 2011, 06:22:55 PM
A glimpse at Vulva's newest artistic endeavor.



50 bucks to anyone who gets the reference.

Seinfeld?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 20, 2011, 07:11:07 PM
A glimpse at Vulva's newest artistic endeavor.



50 bucks to anyone who gets the reference.

Seinfeld?

Rhymes with.......
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on April 20, 2011, 07:11:38 PM
A glimpse at Vulva's newest artistic endeavor.



50 bucks to anyone who gets the reference.

Seinfeld?

Nope.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 20, 2011, 07:41:15 PM
The things I'd do for bacon.
Title: Re: Went there...
Post by: rumborak on April 20, 2011, 10:34:59 PM

(https://cellar.org/2008/wtfbrush.jpg)

Another sad DT fan who couldn't handle the prolonged suspense and finally snapped.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2011, 12:09:58 AM
Okay, pulled this one from the personal vault of pictures I should have destroyed years ago...

(https://www.nickeh.com/images/ohdear.jpg)

And hence a new metal genre Skullcore was born.

Lots of great responses for the picture, but you can give King his point in the standings. :)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 21, 2011, 12:50:03 AM
(https://cellar.org/2008/wtfbrush.jpg)

Cirque du Soleil's new "Community Circus" effort is offically unveiled to mixed reviews
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 21, 2011, 05:39:45 AM
(https://cellar.org/2008/wtfbrush.jpg)


Thanks Nick!!

and now.....Gulliver's travels has taken a twisted turn.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 21, 2011, 07:55:07 AM
Tim Burton's, Cinderella.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on April 21, 2011, 09:36:36 AM
Oh Yeah?  Just wait 'til you see how he flosses.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on April 21, 2011, 11:28:17 AM
Accio....GROP'S TOOTHBRUSH!
Title: Re: Went there...
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on April 21, 2011, 12:13:03 PM
I admit, this isn't how I always pictured the Tooth Fairy.

Winrar! Now I'm scared of the tooth fairy...

Standings


TempusVox - 6
El Barto - 6
Durg - 6
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Nick - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 39
Adami - 31
Tick - 28
Rumborak - 28
Zydar - 18
LeeHarveyKennedy - 17
Lonestar - 16
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
contest_sanity - 7
Title: Re: Who knows? I might award you a tying vote here. Be funny.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 21, 2011, 01:34:44 PM
Suck on it, lonestar. Here's the new picture (In case it hasn't been used yet):

(https://kentonandrebecca.kentonwhitman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/bonapetit1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 21, 2011, 03:04:59 PM
 

TempusVox - 6
El Barto - 6
Durg - 6
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Nick - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 39
Adami - 31
Tick - 28
Rumborak - 28
Zydar - 18
LeeHarveyKennedy - 17
Lonestar - 16
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
contest_sanity - 7
Title: Re: Who knows? I might award you a tying vote here. Be funny.
Post by: lonestar on April 21, 2011, 03:05:37 PM
Suck on it, lonestar.
:(
Title: Re: Who knows? I might award you a tying vote here. Be funny.
Post by: King Postwhore on April 21, 2011, 03:06:10 PM
Suck on it, lonestar. Here's the new picture (In case it hasn't been used yet):

(https://kentonandrebecca.kentonwhitman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/bonapetit1.jpg)

OH SHIT!!  I'M FRENCH?!?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 21, 2011, 03:08:29 PM
Lonestar gets his first sight of bacon.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 21, 2011, 03:42:12 PM
(https://kentonandrebecca.kentonwhitman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/bonapetit1.jpg)
Page 78 includes a killer Chicken salad recipe along with the announcement of Dream Theaters new drummer.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on April 21, 2011, 04:34:32 PM
Hey King, if you look on the page before, you will note that I adjusted it for the additional win. So you're at 39.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 21, 2011, 04:36:53 PM
Hey King, if you look on the page before, you will note that I adjusted it for the additional win. So you're at 39.
I did not know I will adjust it back.  Sorry!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on April 21, 2011, 04:39:26 PM
Hey King, if you look on the page before, you will note that I adjusted it for the additional win. So you're at 39.
I did not know I will adjust it back.  Sorry!!
No worries. I just noticed your post now, so I thought I'd let you know...GAME ON!

Title: Re: See what I did there?
Post by: bosk1 on April 21, 2011, 04:48:40 PM
(https://kentonandrebecca.kentonwhitman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/bonapetit1.jpg)

Dad:  Giada DeLaurentis' rack of lamb recipe...oh, man--did my stomach just start growling?

Baby:  Giada DeLaurentis' rack...oh, man--did my stomach just start growling?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on April 21, 2011, 05:13:07 PM
Man: "Mmmmmm.... Step 3... Roast until ribs are very tender... Baste every... 1/2 hour with...... Marinade... mm..."

Baby: "WTF IS THAT I FEEL POKING MY LEG?!?!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 21, 2011, 07:05:47 PM
(https://kentonandrebecca.kentonwhitman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/bonapetit1.jpg)

Damn! That was some good weed dude, and this magazine is giving me the munchies like a motherfucker!
Title: Re: Who knows? I might award you a tying vote here. Be funny.
Post by: King Postwhore on April 21, 2011, 07:45:32 PM
Suck on it, lonestar. Here's the new picture (In case it hasn't been used yet):

(https://kentonandrebecca.kentonwhitman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/bonapetit1.jpg)

They come in double D's?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on April 21, 2011, 08:06:32 PM
Suck on it, lonestar. Here's the new picture (In case it hasn't been used yet):

(https://kentonandrebecca.kentonwhitman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/bonapetit1.jpg)

They come in double D's?!

All I can say is, if this were my picture, and you had added "Supersize me!" at the end of that caption, I would declare you the winner.  
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 21, 2011, 08:09:25 PM
Damn you bosk.  I didn't even see the Big Mac! :lol


Well since we're on the subject. 


I just love my two all beef patties!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 22, 2011, 05:44:48 AM
(https://kentonandrebecca.kentonwhitman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/bonapetit1.jpg)
Jesus and the baby Jesus look for some exciting new Easter dishes to share with Mary, Joseph, and the apostles.
Title: Re: I'm a sucker for mocking the French. What can I say?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 22, 2011, 03:42:02 PM
OH SHIT!!  I'M FRENCH?!?!

As much as I hate to further pad king's win count, I lost it at this one. Winter!

 

TempusVox - 6
El Barto - 6
Durg - 6
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Nick - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 40
Adami - 31
Tick - 28
Rumborak - 28
Zydar - 18
LeeHarveyKennedy - 17
Lonestar - 16
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
contest_sanity - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 22, 2011, 04:19:07 PM
Thank you!!  Thank you!!  Have at it!!


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/travelingfamily.jpg)


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on April 22, 2011, 04:24:49 PM
Baby, pointing:  "Look, Charlie Sheen!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on April 22, 2011, 06:00:23 PM
Need for Speed: Drop the Babies
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 22, 2011, 07:02:42 PM
Is there a bucket baby on the other side to maintain balance.
Title: Re: Ba-Zing!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 22, 2011, 07:20:58 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/travelingfamily.jpg)

You know how it is, in thirty minutes that bucket's just going to be empty again.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 22, 2011, 07:47:48 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/travelingfamily.jpg)
After stealing a quarter from every patron who visited his leather shop for the last 5 years, Mr. Tomahychak brought his family this nifty new ride.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 22, 2011, 08:50:57 PM


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/travelingfamily.jpg)




How it all started for Buckethead
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 22, 2011, 08:52:18 PM


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/travelingfamily.jpg)




You know how it is with Asian food. After they eat that baby they'll be hungry in another 30 minutes.
Title: Re: How do they ferment the cabbage? You can't explain that.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 22, 2011, 09:31:15 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/travelingfamily.jpg)

Trust me, you really don't want to see step 2 of how kimchi is made.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on April 22, 2011, 09:38:08 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/travelingfamily.jpg)


The Mongolian version of Katamari Damacy is somewhat lacking
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on April 22, 2011, 10:20:12 PM


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/travelingfamily.jpg)

And Not a Single Fuck was given.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 22, 2011, 11:04:51 PM
IndoDisney did not enjoy the success of its predecessors.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on April 23, 2011, 01:19:53 AM
Let's see Rebecca find a seat on this one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 23, 2011, 03:40:37 AM
After the success of "Romeo + Juliet", Baz Luhrmann started filming his adaptation of "The Fellowship of the Ring"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on April 23, 2011, 09:13:55 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/travelingfamily.jpg)
They see me rollin', they hatin'...
Title: Re: ...Said the incredulous baby.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 23, 2011, 10:06:52 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/travelingfamily.jpg)

"I've heard of bucket seats, but this is ridiculous!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: jsem on April 23, 2011, 10:09:09 AM
Looks like Buckethead's seeds have been planted in China too.
Title: Re: It's funny 'cause it's a western viewpoint of cultural differences!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 23, 2011, 10:22:15 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/travelingfamily.jpg)

"I don't know, Bob. What do you call nine Asians on a motorbike?"
"Bad parenting."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on April 23, 2011, 02:14:38 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/travelingfamily.jpg)

Yo, we got to turn around, I dropped my binky back there!



DJ Chang began working on his dance moves at a young age, and at innappropriate times.
Title: Re: It's funny, 'cause children could die in there!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 23, 2011, 02:29:47 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/travelingfamily.jpg)

"Hey, it still beats the glove compartment."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 23, 2011, 02:43:25 PM
You should have put me in the bucket, now get ready to become a wetback.
Title: Re: It's funny 'cause it's a western viewpoint of cultural differences!
Post by: King Postwhore on April 23, 2011, 03:40:56 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/travelingfamily.jpg)

"I don't know, Bob. What do you call nine Asians on a motorbike?"
"Bad parenting."

This killed me.  You are the winna!!  Back at you!

TempusVox - 6
El Barto - 6
Durg - 6
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Nick - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 40
Adami - 31
Tick - 28
Rumborak - 28
Zydar - 18
LeeHarveyKennedy - 18
Lonestar - 16
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
contest_sanity - 7
Title: Re: Just... I feel like I've given you guys so much to work with here
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 23, 2011, 06:06:38 PM
Alright, that's enough of poking fun at a group of people who can't help their circumstances. Speaking of...

(https://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/11/63/collegehumor.f444b23f2e51f67b70a0bd1e5091f097.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 23, 2011, 06:10:06 PM
Damn her and her extra 23rd chromosome.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on April 23, 2011, 07:56:47 PM
Trojans. Ironic because her existence is due entirely to lack of thereof.
Title: Re: Just... I feel like I've given you guys so much to work with here
Post by: King Postwhore on April 23, 2011, 08:37:57 PM
Alright, that's enough of poking fun at a group of people who can't help their circumstances. Speaking of...

(https://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/11/63/collegehumor.f444b23f2e51f67b70a0bd1e5091f097.jpg)

The modern version of The Nutcracker.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on April 23, 2011, 08:38:28 PM
(https://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/11/63/collegehumor.f444b23f2e51f67b70a0bd1e5091f097.jpg)
Bitch shat my back!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 23, 2011, 09:55:19 PM
(https://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/11/63/collegehumor.f444b23f2e51f67b70a0bd1e5091f097.jpg)
Its funny how that generic looking person is sitting on the male persons shoulders making him make a funny face. Not that I really noticed its a girl and a guy in that picture. I don't see people like that.
Title: Re: Just... I feel like I've given you guys so much to work with here
Post by: King Postwhore on April 23, 2011, 10:02:36 PM
Alright, that's enough of poking fun at a group of people who can't help their circumstances. Speaking of...

(https://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/11/63/collegehumor.f444b23f2e51f67b70a0bd1e5091f097.jpg)

I sure hope that was a whoopie cushion I heard.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on April 24, 2011, 12:42:15 AM
Carol would have hard time explaining how she got brush burns on the inside of her upper thighs.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on April 24, 2011, 01:31:36 AM
(https://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/11/63/collegehumor.f444b23f2e51f67b70a0bd1e5091f097.jpg)

See, his head fits.....like....uh....a.....AHH!....glove! *grunts* *pop*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on April 24, 2011, 01:32:43 AM
(https://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/11/63/collegehumor.f444b23f2e51f67b70a0bd1e5091f097.jpg)

Girl: "I believe I can fly!..."
Guy: "I believe you can fall"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on April 24, 2011, 01:33:44 AM
(https://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/11/63/collegehumor.f444b23f2e51f67b70a0bd1e5091f097.jpg)

Trojan condoms: You're doing it wrong.




And I'm out.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on April 24, 2011, 02:18:04 AM
These new computer trojans are getting tougher to get rid of - now they also infect you physically.
Title: Re: Just... I feel like I've given you guys so much to work with here
Post by: King Postwhore on April 24, 2011, 07:56:04 AM
Alright, that's enough of poking fun at a group of people who can't help their circumstances. Speaking of...

(https://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/11/63/collegehumor.f444b23f2e51f67b70a0bd1e5091f097.jpg)

Talk about an ass hat!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 24, 2011, 08:37:08 AM
Sally forgot to take a shower and Billy knew it.
Title: Re: Just... I feel like I've given you guys so much to work with here
Post by: rumborak on April 24, 2011, 09:29:15 AM
(https://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/11/63/collegehumor.f444b23f2e51f67b70a0bd1e5091f097.jpg)

She only comes when she's on top.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 24, 2011, 09:49:01 AM
(https://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/11/63/collegehumor.f444b23f2e51f67b70a0bd1e5091f097.jpg)
The message on Mary's chest was good sound advice for anyone choosing to sleep with her.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on April 24, 2011, 10:48:28 AM
When Slim Johnie was told to "put on some fat", they didn't really mean this.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 24, 2011, 11:30:21 AM
Phil was never a big fan of mayo to begin with.
Title: Re: Just... I feel like I've given you guys so much to work with here
Post by: Metro on April 24, 2011, 11:47:28 AM
(https://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/11/63/collegehumor.f444b23f2e51f67b70a0bd1e5091f097.jpg)

When the Sex Ed teacher told his students to always use a Trojan, this isn't what he meant.....
Title: Re: Just... I feel like I've given you guys so much to work with here
Post by: rumborak on April 24, 2011, 03:02:53 PM
(https://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/11/63/collegehumor.f444b23f2e51f67b70a0bd1e5091f097.jpg)

"Fuck this shit. Just because we're conjoined this way and you'll never get laid, doesn't mean you have to let yourself go!!"
Title: Re: Watching 30 Rock, so I'm in the mood for jokes like this
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 24, 2011, 07:43:30 PM
Phil was never a big fan of mayo to begin with.

Eww. Just gross enough to clinch the victory.
Title: Re: I think this is right, yeah
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 24, 2011, 08:03:16 PM
TempusVox - 6
El Barto - 6
Durg - 6
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Nick - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 40
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
Zydar - 18
LeeHarveyKennedy - 18
Lonestar - 16
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
contest_sanity - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 24, 2011, 08:04:36 PM
Wooo hooo! gross wins!
(https://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/handy.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 24, 2011, 08:08:44 PM
Wooo hooo! gross wins!
(https://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/handy.jpg)

This is a job for Captain Handjob!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 24, 2011, 09:07:07 PM
This Peter Gabriel cover band never really took off.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on April 24, 2011, 09:18:12 PM
"Dude, welcome to the band. Just do us all a favor and never ask Nigel for a hand with anything."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Perpetual Change on April 24, 2011, 10:27:45 PM
She said don't give me no lines and keep your hands to yourself.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 25, 2011, 07:23:50 AM
Wooo hooo! gross wins!
(https://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/handy.jpg)

Luis Conte has nothing on me bitches!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nekov on April 25, 2011, 02:49:17 PM
- What do you do for a living?
- Well, I am a handyman
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 25, 2011, 02:53:06 PM
Wooo hooo! gross wins!
(https://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/handy.jpg)

Boy that singer's johnson look like it needs some relief, maybe I'll give him a hand.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 25, 2011, 02:56:27 PM
I've got five bucks that says they're playing "The Hand Jive"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on April 25, 2011, 03:01:22 PM
Sorry, but gotta go for the obvious...


"I am the killing HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 25, 2011, 03:06:11 PM
Wooo hooo! gross wins!
(https://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/handy.jpg)

Dr Mephisto's new creation, a baboon with twenty hands and 5 asses.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 25, 2011, 03:08:46 PM
Wooo hooo! gross wins!
(https://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/handy.jpg)

And my last one. 

DT rejoices when Aniland  finally makes a meaningful post.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 25, 2011, 04:06:39 PM
Guitarist-"Just fucking great, the lead singer gets the cool outfit, and I'm stuck looking like a gay male nurse"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 26, 2011, 10:36:27 AM
She said don't give me no lines and keep your hands to yourself.
As annoyed as I am with you the past few days, I will put that aside and pick the one that was the best in my eyes. Your up.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Perpetual Change on April 26, 2011, 10:46:06 AM
I just started going this so if it's a repeat, let me know:

(https://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-the-toilet-trooper-KMX.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 26, 2011, 11:09:56 AM
I just started going this so if it's a repeat, let me know:

(https://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-the-toilet-trooper-KMX.jpg)

Close the blast doors Al!!  Damn!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on April 26, 2011, 11:23:54 AM
Superpooper!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on April 26, 2011, 11:37:17 AM
"Oops, that was not the bowl I was looking for."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 26, 2011, 12:00:19 PM
(https://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-the-toilet-trooper-KMX.jpg)
Playboy's women of Star Wars. Princess Leia nude at last! While he was poopin, a storm was troopin!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on April 26, 2011, 12:01:14 PM
the real death star takes aim.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on April 26, 2011, 12:04:22 PM
the real death star takes aim.
:rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 26, 2011, 12:09:13 PM
TK421, TK421, why aren't you at your post?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 26, 2011, 12:19:55 PM

(https://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-the-toilet-trooper-KMX.jpg)

    Stormtrooper 1: "You sure this is where we're supposed to wait?"
    Stormtrooper 2: "That's what Lord Vader ordered. We're to capture the Rebel when he tries to enter the bath room."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on April 26, 2011, 12:20:39 PM
Get in there you furry oaf, I don't care what you smell




SHUT DOWN ALL GARBAGE DISPOSALS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL




Fuuuuuuck......lonestars' lamb stew is going through me like a dead Ewok
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 26, 2011, 01:00:02 PM
Fuuuuuuck......lonestars' lamb stew is going through me like a dead Ewok
:yeahright
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on April 26, 2011, 02:41:32 PM
Im kidding mr.sensetive chef........


Im sure it'd go through me like baby bantha
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 26, 2011, 03:54:10 PM
Im kidding mr.sensetive chef........


Im sure it'd go through me like baby bantha
:rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 26, 2011, 04:03:56 PM
I just started going this so if it's a repeat, let me know:

(https://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-the-toilet-trooper-KMX.jpg)

Sitting here at Mos Eisley wanted to shit but only farted. Stupid Jedi mind trick.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 26, 2011, 04:10:02 PM
Aauugh!!!  My ass is wet!!!  Fucking Vadar, guess the powers of the dark side don't include aiming!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on April 26, 2011, 04:39:52 PM
He produced the biggest shit to come out of Star Wars since Attack of the Clones
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on April 26, 2011, 05:11:42 PM
vader had to hold it all the way home to not let anyone know of his cross dressing fantasies.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on April 26, 2011, 09:23:03 PM
Blast them!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Aramatheis on April 26, 2011, 10:10:20 PM
Honestly guys, I don't get this at all! I mean, we're goddamn exact copies of each other, and not one of you has to go asides from me?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on April 26, 2011, 10:37:06 PM
He produced the biggest shit to come out of Star Wars since Attack of the Clones
:rollin
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ben_Jamin on April 26, 2011, 10:57:39 PM
(https://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-the-toilet-trooper-KMX.jpg)

Who the hell is kate and william

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on April 27, 2011, 12:17:38 AM
They didn't nickname him 'The Stormpooper' for nothing.
Title: Re: I'm a nerd too, guys! Right? Hey, wait up!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 27, 2011, 12:29:39 AM
(https://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-the-toilet-trooper-KMX.jpg)

For April Fool's, Palpatine programmed holograms of Luke, Han and Chewie into all toilet bowls on the Death Star. This guy's about ten seconds away from seeing he somehow shit on the flusher.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 27, 2011, 02:05:46 AM
(https://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-the-toilet-trooper-KMX.jpg)

"TK-421, why aren't you at your post? TK-421, do you copy?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on April 27, 2011, 05:37:28 AM
That's no moon..........it's an epic turd.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Perpetual Change on April 27, 2011, 05:40:21 AM
So I've got what, like 3 hours to choose a winner?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 27, 2011, 05:43:32 AM
So I've got what, like 3 hours to choose a winner?

Closer to 4.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on April 27, 2011, 06:02:45 AM
(https://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-the-toilet-trooper-KMX.jpg)

Uh oh -- diarrhea time!  Looks like this trooper's asshole is about to become fully operational!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Perpetual Change on April 27, 2011, 09:46:16 AM
It's either gonna be a half-hour early or 8 hours late. So I'm going with early! Lonestar, Seth, and kings had ones which had me absolutely rolling, and there lots of other funnies here and there too, but I've gotta go with this one, which I think is just the best all around!

They didn't nickname him 'The Stormpooper' for nothing.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on April 27, 2011, 09:49:26 AM
PC......the emperor will be most displeased with your apparent lack of vision....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Perpetual Change on April 27, 2011, 09:52:03 AM
I'm sorry, but Zydar's had everything! A reference to the source material that was also a pun on names and a potty joke. Congrats Zydar!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on April 27, 2011, 10:05:41 AM
nvm
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on April 27, 2011, 12:22:32 PM
Nice ;D

(https://www.moolf.com/images/stories/Amazing/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography-2.jpg)

GO!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on April 27, 2011, 12:24:14 PM
TempusVox - 6
El Barto - 6
Durg - 6
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Nick - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 40
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
Zydar - 19
LeeHarveyKennedy - 18
Lonestar - 16
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
contest_sanity - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on April 27, 2011, 12:32:57 PM
Look at the ass on that bird!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 27, 2011, 12:38:42 PM

(https://www.moolf.com/images/stories/Amazing/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography-2.jpg)


I was hoping to be the first to caption this pic, in order to beat the scramble of all of the people who will surely poach a bunch of great yolks for it; but I can't seem to hatch any good idea's and my brain got all scrambled instead.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 27, 2011, 12:39:49 PM
Nice ;D

(https://www.moolf.com/images/stories/Amazing/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography-2.jpg)


There's always one bad egg in the group.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 27, 2011, 12:40:57 PM
Nice ;D

(https://www.moolf.com/images/stories/Amazing/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography-2.jpg)

GO!

His brain was on drugs.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on April 27, 2011, 12:42:27 PM

(https://www.moolf.com/images/stories/Amazing/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography-2.jpg)


Walter wasn't really going to jump until someone from the crowd egged him on.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 27, 2011, 12:46:25 PM
Nice ;D

(https://www.moolf.com/images/stories/Amazing/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography-2.jpg)



Wow, the remake of Spinal Tap was Eggactly done right.  Drummers Crack.


Egg #3 was arrested for being an egg beater.
Title: Re: Oh look, another egg-based pun.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 27, 2011, 01:07:18 PM
(https://www.moolf.com/images/stories/Amazing/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography-2.jpg)

No one understood his cries for help until it was too late, but Alexander had been suffering from shell shock for years.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on April 27, 2011, 01:10:51 PM
(https://www.moolf.com/images/stories/Amazing/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography-2.jpg)

Egg on the right says with a Swedish accent, "It was just a yoke!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on April 27, 2011, 01:13:13 PM
Nice ;D

(https://www.moolf.com/images/stories/Amazing/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography-2.jpg)

GO!

He finally broke out of his solitary shell.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 27, 2011, 02:31:02 PM
Egg on right-"Oh god, it's...it's...LONESTAR!!!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Perpetual Change on April 28, 2011, 12:42:29 AM
Nice ;D

(https://www.moolf.com/images/stories/Amazing/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography-2.jpg)

GO!

Egg on right: "You guys are positive we came first, right? He sure doesn't look like a chicken..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 28, 2011, 06:02:39 AM
(https://www.moolf.com/images/stories/Amazing/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography-2.jpg)
The new Disney channel series based on a rockin family of eggs,"The Hef Daddies" is a huge hit. In episode one, they lose a member of the family!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on April 28, 2011, 06:20:04 AM
The epicness of phase 3..."the test that nearly stumped them all".......Minnemann cracks under the preassure of the auditions.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on April 28, 2011, 06:22:52 AM
The first photo of Derick Roddy being eliminated.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 28, 2011, 07:21:34 AM
Nice ;D

(https://www.moolf.com/images/stories/Amazing/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography-2.jpg)

GO!

The shock that Gr(egg)ory was eggsexual.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on April 28, 2011, 07:44:23 AM
Bullying has us all walking on egg shells.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on April 28, 2011, 07:45:12 AM
I ALWAYS THOUGHT HUMPTY DUMPTY REALLY WAS GOOEY ON THE INSIDE!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on April 28, 2011, 10:20:15 AM
(https://www.moolf.com/images/stories/Amazing/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography-2.jpg)

But the story doesn't end here!  On the third day, he was raised from the compost pile, fully alive as a glorious rabbit!  And that's why we have Easter!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on April 28, 2011, 10:59:43 AM
and thus "crack" got its name.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 28, 2011, 11:17:42 AM
Nice ;D

(https://www.moolf.com/images/stories/Amazing/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography-2.jpg)

GO!

Don't shed a yolk for me.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on April 28, 2011, 01:46:57 PM
There were many great ones for this, and a lot of funny puns.

No one understood his cries for help until it was too late, but Alexander had been suffering from shell shock for years.

Congratulations LHK, you win!  :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 28, 2011, 01:53:36 PM
LHK on a roll!!!
Title: Re: King, of course I'm on a roll. I'm LH-Goddamn-K!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 28, 2011, 01:54:52 PM
Hey, now I'm tied with Zydar! Yay! Pic will be up soon-ishly, gotta find a good one between calls at work.

TempusVox - 6
El Barto - 6
Durg - 6
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Nick - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 40
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
Zydar - 19
LeeHarveyKennedy - 19
Lonestar - 16
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
contest_sanity - 7
Title: Re: Man... So jealous.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 28, 2011, 02:39:28 PM
Alright guys, new pic. Also: How much fun does this look?

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk697xUo9t1qzlx5qo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1304109493&Signature=E%2FNZP5OBSfGZjZntqcbWja9baNs%3D)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on April 28, 2011, 02:41:01 PM
The urinals at Fukushima
Title: Re: Man... So jealous.
Post by: King Postwhore on April 28, 2011, 02:47:54 PM
Alright guys, new pic. Also: How much fun does this look?

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk697xUo9t1qzlx5qo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1304109493&Signature=E%2FNZP5OBSfGZjZntqcbWja9baNs%3D)

JUST DON'T FINGER PAINT!!!

BTW LHK.  You ever see History Of The Wold, Part 1, the caveman critic who pees on the rock art?! :lol
Title: Re: That... Uh... That mighty actually explain a lot.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 28, 2011, 03:10:03 PM
BTW LHK.  You ever see History Of The Wold, Part 1, the caveman critic who pees on the rock art?! :lol

My parents' first date was to see Young Frankenstein, so I'm pretty indebted to Mel Brooks. Of course I've seen HOTWP1.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on April 28, 2011, 03:25:08 PM
"What the fuck? Why is a little plus sign showing up on mine?!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 28, 2011, 03:38:12 PM
"What the fuck? Why is a little plus sign showing up on mine?!"
:rollin
Title: Re: Man... So jealous.
Post by: King Postwhore on April 28, 2011, 03:46:06 PM
Alright guys, new pic. Also: How much fun does this look?

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk697xUo9t1qzlx5qo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1304109493&Signature=E%2FNZP5OBSfGZjZntqcbWja9baNs%3D)

Joe was here.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on April 28, 2011, 03:48:56 PM
So a midget walks up to one guy, gets on a stool, grabs his dick, and says,"give me your wallet or I jump."
Title: Re: Man... So jealous.
Post by: King Postwhore on April 28, 2011, 03:57:58 PM
Alright guys, new pic. Also: How much fun does this look?

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk697xUo9t1qzlx5qo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1304109493&Signature=E%2FNZP5OBSfGZjZntqcbWja9baNs%3D)

Can't wait to see this show on WGBH with  Bob Ross.  *soft voice* "Then you slowly drizzle to make the palm trees."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Aramatheis on April 28, 2011, 05:31:41 PM
Nope. Dark orange is definitely not a healthy colour.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on April 28, 2011, 06:07:51 PM
LHK on a roll!!!

Some might call it...

...an egg roll.

:lhk:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on April 28, 2011, 06:08:56 PM
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk697xUo9t1qzlx5qo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1304109493&Signature=E%2FNZP5OBSfGZjZntqcbWja9baNs%3D)

Trust me, you really don't wanna know what happens when you use the commodes.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on April 28, 2011, 06:30:56 PM

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk697xUo9t1qzlx5qo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1304109493&Signature=E%2FNZP5OBSfGZjZntqcbWja9baNs%3D)

Roger Dean really should have stuck to painting.
Title: Re: 'The round' is what I call my... Well, you get the point (Hiyo!)
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 28, 2011, 06:40:35 PM
LHK on a roll!!!

Some might call it...

...an egg roll.

:lhk:

Dammit Bösk, I'm so tempted to give you the round for that.
Title: Re: Man... So jealous.
Post by: TempusVox on April 28, 2011, 06:53:15 PM

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk697xUo9t1qzlx5qo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1304109493&Signature=E%2FNZP5OBSfGZjZntqcbWja9baNs%3D)

"No, I too only have a "W" on mine..."

*Great if you know the reference*   :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on April 28, 2011, 08:08:47 PM
LHK on a roll!!!

Some might call it...

...an egg roll.

:lhk:

Phooey on you! :lol
Title: Re: Man... So jealous.
Post by: King Postwhore on April 28, 2011, 08:10:04 PM
Alright guys, new pic. Also: How much fun does this look?

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk697xUo9t1qzlx5qo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1304109493&Signature=E%2FNZP5OBSfGZjZntqcbWja9baNs%3D)

Infrared of camels attacking.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on April 29, 2011, 04:57:21 AM
..bro code dude....bro code.....you're still too close.
Title: caption game
Post by: contest_sanity on April 29, 2011, 08:19:07 AM
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk697xUo9t1qzlx5qo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1304109493&Signature=E%2FNZP5OBSfGZjZntqcbWja9baNs%3D)

Hugh Syme and his assistant get to work on the cover for the new Dream Theater album.
Title: Re: Man... So jealous.
Post by: King Postwhore on April 29, 2011, 08:24:31 AM
Alright guys, new pic. Also: How much fun does this look?

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk697xUo9t1qzlx5qo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1304109493&Signature=E%2FNZP5OBSfGZjZntqcbWja9baNs%3D)

The real way the Berlin Wall came down.  F you David Hasselhoff!!
Title: Re: Man... So jealous.
Post by: Nekov on April 29, 2011, 10:52:28 AM
Alright guys, new pic. Also: How much fun does this look?

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk697xUo9t1qzlx5qo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1304109493&Signature=E%2FNZP5OBSfGZjZntqcbWja9baNs%3D)

Guy on the right: Man, this LSD we took is awesome!
Guy on the left: Dude, I think there is an invisible guy in the back
Invisible Guy: Having fun watching me do my thing?
Title: Re: Seriously, you just squeezed by. Congrats.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 29, 2011, 03:08:07 PM
Well, looks like that picture was hosted just long enough. Some great choices, but I had to go with:

The urinals at Fukushima

Short, simple, and much like my favorite ointments, topical. A winner is you!

Updated Standings:
TempusVox - 6
El Barto - 6
Durg - 6
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 40
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
Zydar - 19
LeeHarveyKennedy - 19
Lonestar - 16
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
contest_sanity - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 01, 2011, 06:48:40 AM
Hello? Picture please. :police:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 01, 2011, 01:13:14 PM
Moving the game forward...
(https://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/knitter-please-subway.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 01, 2011, 01:15:23 PM

(https://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/knitter-please-subway.jpg)

So that's where my wife's blanket went!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 01, 2011, 02:14:47 PM
Knit 1, pearl 2, knit 1, pearl 2....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on May 01, 2011, 02:28:17 PM

(https://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/knitter-please-subway.jpg)


Snitches get cross-stitches
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 01, 2011, 02:33:55 PM
Snitches get cross-stitches

I chuckled.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 01, 2011, 02:51:30 PM
Moving the game forward...
(https://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/knitter-please-subway.jpg)

MC Stiches don't take crap from nobody!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on May 01, 2011, 04:32:21 PM
Donovan McNabb in the offseason.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ultimetalhead on May 01, 2011, 04:35:43 PM
Guy on the right: "These fucking kids are out of control."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 01, 2011, 04:38:53 PM
Moving the game forward...
(https://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/knitter-please-subway.jpg)

So that's what Wyclef Jean has been doing these days.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 01, 2011, 05:12:10 PM
(https://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/knitter-please-subway.jpg)

I hate to make such a blanket statement, but "stitches before bitches" every time bro!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 02, 2011, 11:11:55 AM
Picking a winner soon...
Title: Re: There ya go
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 02, 2011, 11:23:50 AM
"Yes, well, crocheting might not be 'street' per se, but that's how we roll in my hood, motherfucker."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 02, 2011, 11:36:17 AM
Misinterpreting the new single "Welcome To My Hood," a young DJ begins work on his own clothing line.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 02, 2011, 11:40:35 AM
(https://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/knitter-please-subway.jpg)

"Been threading most my life, living in a quilter's paradise."

OR

Here's one rapper who wasn't too legit to quilt.

OR

Getting caught crocheting may be embarrassing, but at least he wasn't crotch-eting, like the homeless guy across the aisle.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on May 02, 2011, 12:02:15 PM
DJ Sherbet was feeling particularly tangerine that day on the subway.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 02, 2011, 01:26:36 PM
(https://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/knitter-please-subway.jpg)

Pinz 'n Needlz started to have doubts about his image consultant.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 02, 2011, 01:54:34 PM
(https://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/knitter-please-subway.jpg)

"Been threading most my life, living in a quilter's paradise."

OR

Here's one rapper who wasn't too legit to quilt.

OR

Getting caught crocheting may be embarrassing, but at least he wasn't crotch-eting, like the homeless guy across the aisle.

I'm a sucker for a Stevie Wonder referencing!
Wiener!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 02, 2011, 03:42:30 PM
Thanks, Tick!

Updated Standings:
TempusVox - 6
El Barto - 6
Durg - 6
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 40
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
Zydar - 19
LeeHarveyKennedy - 19
Lonestar - 16
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
contest_sanity - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 02, 2011, 03:43:52 PM
Here ya go peeps:

(https://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/redneck-mailbox.jpg)
Title: Re: There ya go
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 02, 2011, 03:46:47 PM
(https://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/redneck-mailbox.jpg)

"I'll shoot you a letter."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on May 02, 2011, 04:13:51 PM
The NRA's mail box.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on May 02, 2011, 04:18:29 PM
LaBron James had thrown so many bricks during the playoffs in his career that he was pleasantly surprised to fnd that he still had enough to finish his latest weekend project. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on May 02, 2011, 04:21:23 PM
This week's espisode of "Celebrity Mailboxes" was a mixed bag.  Fans loved the Clint Eastwood segment, but were disappointed to learn the John Holmes segment was unexpectedly pulled at the last minute without explanation from the network.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: jsem on May 02, 2011, 04:23:45 PM
Property of Ted Nugent.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on May 02, 2011, 04:25:36 PM

(https://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/redneck-mailbox.jpg)


from Martha Stewart's "Going Postal" collection






christ that was terrible
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on May 02, 2011, 04:28:23 PM
(https://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/redneck-mailbox.jpg)

The number isn't an exaggeration...there are 302 bullets in there.
Title: Re: Get it? Charleton Heston likes guns! And he's also dead!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 02, 2011, 04:35:50 PM
(https://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/redneck-mailbox.jpg)

"You can have my Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition... When you pry it from my COLD DEAD HANDS!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 02, 2011, 05:16:31 PM
34 mailmen and counting.





Forget the dog, beware of mailbox.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on May 02, 2011, 05:22:12 PM
Lonestar's mailbox is not f--oh, never mind.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on May 02, 2011, 05:36:59 PM

(https://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/redneck-mailbox.jpg)


"This isn't right, that gun belongs in a museum!"

"Fuck you, Jeff. I found Paul Bunyan's body, and I say gun mailbox."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on May 02, 2011, 06:21:56 PM

(https://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/redneck-mailbox.jpg)


"Woke up this mornin', built yourself a mailbox....."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 02, 2011, 06:28:50 PM
Here ya go peeps:

(https://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/redneck-mailbox.jpg)

So what's it gonna be punk?  Six letter or seven?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 02, 2011, 07:27:02 PM
Fred Flintstone was always so careless with his guns.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 02, 2011, 07:29:44 PM
Here ya go peeps:

(https://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/redneck-mailbox.jpg)

Imagine if Paul Stanley had one built.  It be a Love Gun.


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 02, 2011, 09:50:04 PM
*Cues deuling banjos*
Title: Re: Are you familiar with the term "gunfucked"?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 02, 2011, 10:06:43 PM
(https://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/redneck-mailbox.jpg)

Trust me, you really don't want to see this guy's toilet.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 02, 2011, 10:37:49 PM
EDIT: wrong thread; continue posting your humorous captions.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 02, 2011, 10:44:28 PM
(https://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/redneck-mailbox.jpg)

Somebody's trying to compensate for their small envelopes.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 03, 2011, 06:57:40 AM
Here ya go peeps:

(https://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/redneck-mailbox.jpg)

This is a warning to all you snow plowers out there.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on May 03, 2011, 07:04:28 AM
Get mail or die tryin'.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 03, 2011, 07:33:07 AM
Here ya go peeps:

(https://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/redneck-mailbox.jpg)

This isn't all that bad.  Imagine going to a clown's mailbox?
Title: Re: Joker whaaaaaat?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 03, 2011, 10:04:26 AM
(https://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/redneck-mailbox.jpg)

It wasn't the shape of the mailbox the postman hated, it was the enormous "BANG!" sign that popped out whenever he opened it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 03, 2011, 10:06:50 AM
(https://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/redneck-mailbox.jpg)

Say hello to my little friend...via snail mail.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on May 03, 2011, 10:12:38 AM
locked and loaded.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Metro on May 03, 2011, 02:22:36 PM
(https://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/redneck-mailbox.jpg)

After that last chain letter, Jeff was pushed over the edge.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: alirocker08 on May 03, 2011, 02:28:10 PM
(https://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/redneck-mailbox.jpg)

'Gimme the letter...And nobody has to get hurt...I SAID GIMME THE GODDAMN LETTER!'
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 03, 2011, 02:34:29 PM
"This is a Rockford 48. The most durable mailbox in the world. I know what your saying, is there 5 bills in it or 6. Ask yourself this. Do you have the postage? Well, do ya punk!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 03, 2011, 03:42:30 PM
Not a caption, but page 199 MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Title: Re: Warning: The following post is false
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 03, 2011, 04:39:40 PM
Not a caption, but page 199 MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Whoo arbitrary milestones! If this thread reaches page 238, I'll post a picture of myself dressed all dapper-like!
Title: Re: Warning: The following post is false
Post by: lonestar on May 03, 2011, 04:42:04 PM
Not a caption, but page 199 MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Whoo arbitrary milestones! If this thread reaches page 238, I'll post a picture of myself dressed all dapper-like!
And I'll print it, blow it up, frame it, and hang it on the ceiling above my bed.
Title: Re: Warning: The following post is false
Post by: King Postwhore on May 03, 2011, 04:44:20 PM
Not a caption, but page 199 MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Whoo arbitrary milestones! If this thread reaches page 238, I'll post a picture of myself dressed all dapper-like!
And I'll print it, blow it up, frame it, and hang it on the ceiling above my bed.

It's a shame you'll have to take down your I.Q poster though.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 03, 2011, 04:49:59 PM
Hey!  Woah!  Lay of the I.Q. poster, man.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 03, 2011, 04:59:30 PM
Hey!  Woah!  Lay of the I.Q. poster, man.
For fapping purposes.  :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 03, 2011, 05:01:11 PM
Hey!  Woah!  Lay of the I.Q. poster, man.
For fapping purposes.  :lol
Lonestar's spank materials are not for pu..... ok, yeah.  Enough thread derailment.

A ton of great captions, but for sheer creativity I gotta go with:


"This isn't right, that gun belongs in a museum!"

"Fuck you, Jeff. I found Paul Bunyan's body, and I say gun mailbox."

Sonata - you win!

Updated standings:

TempusVox - 6
El Barto - 6
Durg - 6
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 40
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
Zydar - 19
LeeHarveyKennedy - 19
Lonestar - 16
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
contest_sanity - 8

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on May 03, 2011, 05:10:27 PM
AHAHAH SUCK IT



(https://i.imgur.com/E0haa.gif)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 03, 2011, 05:13:03 PM
AHAHAH SUCK IT



(https://i.imgur.com/E0haa.gif)

Batman and Robin VS. The Chocolate Eclair!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 03, 2011, 05:20:52 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/E0haa.gif)

"Stuck inside Elton John's giant piano, our heroes roll to avoid a crushing death.  Will they escape?  Can they rescue Billy Joel?  Where did Sir Elton find such a fucking huge piano?  All this and more next time on Celebrity Batman!"
Title: Re: That was the cleanest of my jokes
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 03, 2011, 06:19:38 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/E0haa.gif)

"Quick, Robin! To escape danger, we'll need to roll away from A minor!"
"... Every Goddamn time..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MasterShakezula on May 03, 2011, 06:23:58 PM
"Join Batman and Robin next month for THE CASE OF THE POORLY TEMPERED CLAVIER!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 03, 2011, 08:19:31 PM
AHAHAH SUCK IT



(https://i.imgur.com/E0haa.gif)

Johny Knoxville and Steve O as you never seen them before..............
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on May 03, 2011, 09:06:52 PM
After many years as a recluse, Lex Luther became agitated and incomplete after his victorious duel with Superman. In his boredom, he opted to seek the legendary Gotham City and pursue a new nemesis...Batman.

Never fully understanding the fact that Batman was mortal just like him, he went to extreme lengths to capture and torture him...in a record 27 hours using a shrinking ray. For fun and amusement, he decided to drop him, and his annoying boy friend, into his favored piano, Rudy.

For months, he would play and play, hoping someday he would eventually whack the pestilent troll inside his piano. However, in a strange turn of events, he became very skilled at the piano. Deciding to change his career, he decided to become a performer, educator and master to the art of musical notation.

Knowing full-well no one would want to go to a show with a known super-villian as a performer. He decided to change his name.

Today, Jordan Rudess has still not been able to hit batman...and here is his secret:

(https://i.imgur.com/E0haa.gif)


Title: Re: My phone nearly autocorrected 'want' to 'wang'. I... Need to process that...
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 03, 2011, 11:38:07 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/E0haa.gif)

"You suddenly want an ice cream sandwich, too? How weird! I thought it was just me!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 04, 2011, 04:43:58 AM
AHAHAH SUCK IT



(https://i.imgur.com/E0haa.gif)

Don't worry old chum, I have in my belt, Bat anti nausea pills!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: zerogravityfat on May 04, 2011, 05:53:16 AM
if you stare at them long enough, they don't get straighter.... the lines on the sides i mean.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on May 04, 2011, 06:24:41 AM
"Twisting, turning, losing all sense of yearning"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 04, 2011, 07:09:42 AM
Typical caped crusader foreplay.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Perpetual Change on May 04, 2011, 07:18:47 AM
AHAHAH SUCK IT



(https://i.imgur.com/E0haa.gif)

"Robin... I'm afraid when this is over I'm going to need to inspect your dong and see to it that nothing has been damaged."
"...Again!?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 04, 2011, 07:37:44 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/E0haa.gif)
An exclusive look inside the Batman cereal factory.
(https://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0800/1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 04, 2011, 07:46:12 AM
AHAHAH SUCK IT

(https://i.imgur.com/E0haa.gif)

Dick Grayson: "What's so important about Chopin?"
Bruce Wayne: "All music is important, Dick. It's the universal language. One of our best hopes for the eventual realization of the brotherhood of man."
Dick Grayson: "Gosh Bruce, yes, you're right. I'll practice harder from now on."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 04, 2011, 08:55:41 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/E0haa.gif)
Robin - "Holy processed meat factory Batman! Were going to be mixed with 40% filler and sold as 80/20 ground beef at Stop And Shop!"

Batman - "If can just reach the ground beef pulverizer deactivater on my Bat utility belt Robin, we might escape this one. Sadly I forgot to take my Batdramine anti spinning meds and I'm about to hurl."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on May 04, 2011, 12:08:57 PM
Well, now we know how we got our evenly spaced "NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA" in the Batman song.
Title: Re: Sonata, where are you?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 05, 2011, 03:15:08 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/E0haa.gif)

"Alright Batman, we're in the Joker's lair! What are we gonna do to that creep?"
"We're gonna use my Bat Shrinkray to fit inside his piano, then we're gonna fuck up his tone so when he tries to play a song, it'll sound off, even though he just got it tuned this morning!"
"... Did you eat one of my fucking brownies again?!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 05, 2011, 03:32:02 PM
Robin- "I think this relationship is getting stale, I mean your ideas for foreplay are just outlandish these days."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on May 05, 2011, 03:33:45 PM
I'll pick a winner when I get home
Title: Re: That was the cleanest of my jokes
Post by: sonatafanica on May 05, 2011, 04:29:50 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/E0haa.gif)

"Quick, Robin! To escape danger, we'll need to roll away from A minor!"
"... Every Goddamn time..."

congrats you won have a lollipop
Title: Re: I have no idea what y'all will come up with here. No guesses. At all.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 05, 2011, 06:01:41 PM
Hooray! New pic!

(https://www.petpicasa.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/boss-dog.jpg)

Updated standings:

TempusVox - 6
El Barto - 6
Durg - 6
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 40
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 20
Zydar - 19
Lonestar - 16
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
contest_sanity - 8
Title: Re: I have no idea what y'all will come up with here. No guesses. At all.
Post by: sonatafanica on May 05, 2011, 06:04:03 PM


(https://www.petpicasa.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/boss-dog.jpg)

THAT DOG HAS TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on May 05, 2011, 06:05:34 PM
progmonster dry humps joo down by teh river
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on May 05, 2011, 06:22:56 PM
"I have a dog on my head, therefore argument is invalid"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 05, 2011, 06:26:24 PM
"Jump! Good boy. Play parrot! That-a-boy!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 05, 2011, 06:53:06 PM
It looked cool til Bob sneezed.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Perpetual Change on May 05, 2011, 07:25:20 PM
Seeing-Eye Dog
Title: Re: I have no idea what y'all will come up with here. No guesses. At all.
Post by: King Postwhore on May 05, 2011, 08:52:06 PM


(https://www.petpicasa.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/boss-dog.jpg)


That is the worst rug I have ever seen.

Title: Re: I have no idea what y'all will come up with here. No guesses. At all.
Post by: contest_sanity on May 05, 2011, 10:41:51 PM
(https://www.petpicasa.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/boss-dog.jpg)

Now that's what I call "doggystyle."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on May 06, 2011, 04:42:13 AM
Bosk and his dog, walkin along side teh river


Blue man group goes casual
Title: Re: I have no idea what y'all will come up with here. No guesses. At all.
Post by: King Postwhore on May 06, 2011, 04:49:22 AM
(https://www.petpicasa.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/boss-dog.jpg)


What do you mean Polly's not a parrot?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on May 06, 2011, 07:00:33 AM
In Soviet Russia, dog walks you!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on May 06, 2011, 07:12:43 AM
Even stuffed pets needs to be walked.
Title: Re: I have no idea what y'all will come up with here. No guesses. At all.
Post by: King Postwhore on May 06, 2011, 07:35:10 AM
(https://www.petpicasa.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/boss-dog.jpg)


Canine periscope.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on May 06, 2011, 07:38:40 AM
Rover sure picked a bad time to come clean about his fear of sidewalks.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on May 06, 2011, 08:08:59 AM
Border Collies can be skiddish but being afraid of cement is just ridiculous.


You should see what he does when he poops.


Ok. One bark means go.  Two barks mean stop.  Three barks mean fetch!  Got it?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on May 06, 2011, 10:19:21 AM
hehe...cats will never suspect my "Death from above" attack
Title: Re: I have no idea what y'all will come up with here. No guesses. At all.
Post by: King Postwhore on May 06, 2011, 11:25:48 AM

Send rover right over!
Title: Re: I have no idea what y'all will come up with here. No guesses. At all.
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on May 06, 2011, 01:54:45 PM

(https://www.petpicasa.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/boss-dog.jpg)

"Yes, a Jedi's strength flows through the force, but beware of the dark side"
"How did I let you talk me into this?
"THAT IS WHY YOU FAIL!"
Title: Re: I have no idea what y'all will come up with here. No guesses. At all.
Post by: Metro on May 06, 2011, 02:07:40 PM
(https://www.petpicasa.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/boss-dog.jpg)

I saw the future dressed as a stranger
Love in a Space-Dog Vest
Title: Re: I have no idea what y'all will come up with here. No guesses. At all.
Post by: King Postwhore on May 06, 2011, 02:54:30 PM

(https://www.petpicasa.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/boss-dog.jpg)


MARCO.................WOOF, WOOF!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on May 06, 2011, 03:57:26 PM
- My dog is able to bark once to say yes and twice for no.
- Well, mine is a shiatsu expert.
- ...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 06, 2011, 06:14:46 PM
Leapdog, the new game in town.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on May 06, 2011, 08:45:02 PM
- "You don't mind your dog up there?"
* "Nah, it used to be worse."
- "How so?"
* "He used to like to face the other way...and hump a lot."
Title: Re: Too ill to make a funny.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 07, 2011, 09:43:07 AM
- My dog is able to bark once to say yes and twice for no.
- Well, mine is a shiatsu expert.
- ...

I like it. Winner. I'm on my phone in a doctor's office, someone else update the standings, please.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on May 07, 2011, 09:44:44 AM
Updated standings:

TempusVox - 6
El Barto - 6
Durg - 6
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Xanthul - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 40
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 20
Zydar - 19
Lonestar - 16
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8
contest_sanity - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on May 07, 2011, 12:49:16 PM
Thanks!!
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OrmQRxRXyec/TC8QjyLDq6I/AAAAAAAAA38/mHSKkCS3Rxg/s1600/mugic+funny2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 07, 2011, 12:51:22 PM
Thanks!!
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OrmQRxRXyec/TC8QjyLDq6I/AAAAAAAAA38/mHSKkCS3Rxg/s1600/mugic+funny2.jpg)


Franks & Beans!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: alirocker08 on May 07, 2011, 12:59:28 PM
Thanks!!
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OrmQRxRXyec/TC8QjyLDq6I/AAAAAAAAA38/mHSKkCS3Rxg/s1600/mugic+funny2.jpg)

Many people make sacrifices to enjoy their music. This man sacrificed everything apart from his airways to enjoy his music on the go.
Title: Re: I thought this forum needed more poop jokes
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 07, 2011, 01:03:42 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OrmQRxRXyec/TC8QjyLDq6I/AAAAAAAAA38/mHSKkCS3Rxg/s1600/mugic+funny2.jpg)

The headphones were amazing, but suddenly Dave found himself wishing he had something to listen to other than Brokencyde.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on May 07, 2011, 01:06:58 PM
John suddenly discovered a new music genre, claustrophobica. He would never be open again.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 07, 2011, 01:27:00 PM
Thanks!!
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OrmQRxRXyec/TC8QjyLDq6I/AAAAAAAAA38/mHSKkCS3Rxg/s1600/mugic+funny2.jpg)


Never borrow anything from Andre The Giant.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on May 07, 2011, 01:36:25 PM
The stereotypical Small Faces fanboy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 07, 2011, 01:57:26 PM
Thanks!!
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OrmQRxRXyec/TC8QjyLDq6I/AAAAAAAAA38/mHSKkCS3Rxg/s1600/mugic+funny2.jpg)



DJ SUPA FLY!!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Aramatheis on May 07, 2011, 02:36:01 PM
God dammit, I STILL CAN'T HEAR THE BASS!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 07, 2011, 02:56:50 PM
(in muffled voice)- Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 07, 2011, 05:33:11 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OrmQRxRXyec/TC8QjyLDq6I/AAAAAAAAA38/mHSKkCS3Rxg/s1600/mugic+funny2.jpg)

Dr. Dre's latest set of headphones definitely keeps your head ringing!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 07, 2011, 06:19:12 PM
Thanks!!
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OrmQRxRXyec/TC8QjyLDq6I/AAAAAAAAA38/mHSKkCS3Rxg/s1600/mugic+funny2.jpg)


New remake of The Fly!!  Spliced with a fly and an I-Pod.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on May 07, 2011, 07:02:27 PM
Ray was oblivious to why everyone said he looked like a pussy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 07, 2011, 08:35:12 PM
Facepod
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 07, 2011, 09:22:51 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OrmQRxRXyec/TC8QjyLDq6I/AAAAAAAAA38/mHSKkCS3Rxg/s1600/mugic+funny2.jpg)

Bill Gates: "Steve, I seriously didn't think you could pull it off. Props to you, they really buy anything from you. Here's your 20 bucks."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Metro on May 08, 2011, 04:45:04 AM
Looking back, maybe it wasn't a good idea buying Baby New Years headphones.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 08, 2011, 06:53:19 AM
Can ya hear me now?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on May 08, 2011, 07:42:58 AM
Sadly his death meant that "Beats by Biggy" never hit the shelves. Luckily they didn't forget about Dre.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on May 08, 2011, 11:36:46 AM
Can i please choose the next pic? I was on vacation when i won
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on May 08, 2011, 02:00:12 PM
There were several great ones (props to LHK, Rumborak and Aramatheis) but I have to choose one:

Ray was oblivious to why everyone said he looked like a pussy.

DTVT, grats and up to you if you want Mizzl to post the pic.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on May 08, 2011, 02:01:05 PM
Updated standings:

TempusVox - 6
El Barto - 6
Durg - 6
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Xanthul - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 40
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 20
Zydar - 19
Lonestar - 16
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
contest_sanity - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on May 08, 2011, 03:54:09 PM
If you already have one picked out Mizzl, go for it.  I'm in the middle of a grade-a-thon and I don't have one in mind already.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 09, 2011, 06:35:45 AM
I will post your picture for a Monday! DTVT can judge it in 24.
First a dog on someones head, and now this!
(https://www.magazine13.com/img/alphawolf/people-of-walmart/people-of-walmart_04.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on May 09, 2011, 06:47:10 AM
I will post your picture for a Monday! DTVT can judge it in 24.
First a dog on someones head, and now this!
(https://www.magazine13.com/img/alphawolf/people-of-walmart/people-of-walmart_04.jpg)

Insert pussy joke here: __________________________________
Title: Re: Get it? 'Cause there's something weird on his... Aw, forget it.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 09, 2011, 12:29:48 PM
(https://www.magazine13.com/img/alphawolf/people-of-walmart/people-of-walmart_04.jpg)

"Sir, you need to pay for those!"
"Ah, just bill me."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on May 09, 2011, 12:33:57 PM
"What? Do I have something in my face?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 09, 2011, 01:15:44 PM

(https://www.magazine13.com/img/alphawolf/people-of-walmart/people-of-walmart_04.jpg)

I love cat's but my allergies kill me so.....problem solved!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on May 09, 2011, 02:44:02 PM
ysou
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on May 09, 2011, 02:54:28 PM
I PM'ed you when you were online.  Not my fault you don't check PM's and other people want to keep the game moving.
Title: Re: Currently playing I'm-All-Out-Of-Bullets-(Again)-Storm
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 09, 2011, 04:42:49 PM
(https://www.magazine13.com/img/alphawolf/people-of-walmart/people-of-walmart_04.jpg)

It was the release of "I'm the Cat Man (Skippy Dippy Bo Ba Da Doo)" that made fans realize "Weird Al" Yankovic might be out of ideas.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 09, 2011, 05:17:31 PM
(https://www.magazine13.com/img/alphawolf/people-of-walmart/people-of-walmart_04.jpg)
The ones on my head and back are fine, it's the one in my pants you got to worry about. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on May 09, 2011, 06:43:35 PM
Dammit I have a good one for this, too bad I'm judging.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on May 09, 2011, 07:42:10 PM
(https://www.magazine13.com/img/alphawolf/people-of-walmart/people-of-walmart_04.jpg)

Sadly, the career of Pussy Galore took a tragic turn.....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 09, 2011, 07:56:30 PM

(https://www.magazine13.com/img/alphawolf/people-of-walmart/people-of-walmart_04.jpg)

See, I can get pussy anywhere.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on May 09, 2011, 08:24:34 PM
(https://www.magazine13.com/img/alphawolf/people-of-walmart/people-of-walmart_04.jpg)

The final stages of untreated Cat Scratch Fever
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 10, 2011, 05:48:52 AM
(https://www.magazine13.com/img/alphawolf/people-of-walmart/people-of-walmart_04.jpg)
Breathe Right Nasal Strips. Their not just for sane people. Available at Walmart and other fine retailers.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on May 10, 2011, 07:01:40 AM
Is that a cat on your head or are you just happy to see me?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Chino on May 10, 2011, 07:03:24 AM
Dr. Seuss' : Cat on the Hat
Title: Re: Wow, am I in a mood today
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 10, 2011, 10:28:52 AM
(https://www.magazine13.com/img/alphawolf/people-of-walmart/people-of-walmart_04.jpg)

Charles finally figured out that stuffed cats were cheaper to keep than real cats. Sadly, this picture was taken immediately after he'd finished drowning the 27 kittens he could no longer afford.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 10, 2011, 10:39:48 AM
"Does this cat make my nose look bandaged?"
Title: Re: Off to see Rammstein soon!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 10, 2011, 11:55:56 AM
(https://www.magazine13.com/img/alphawolf/people-of-walmart/people-of-walmart_04.jpg)

Crazy Al's Cat Taxidermy: I love stuffing pussies!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 10, 2011, 11:59:47 AM
Now where did I park my car?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on May 10, 2011, 12:03:45 PM
"The band aid? Oh I've got cat scratch fever".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on May 10, 2011, 12:38:49 PM
Double win for LHK, first and second place:

Quote
Crazy Al's Cat Taxidermy: I love stuffing pussies!

and

Quote
Charles finally figured out that stuffed cats were cheaper to keep than real cats. Sadly, this picture was taken immediately after he'd finished drowning the 27 kittens he could no longer afford.
Title: Re: I always say that. Every day is exactly the same.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 10, 2011, 02:01:00 PM
Double win for LHK, first and second place:

Thanks, but I'll just chalk up one more on the ol' standings. Pic will be up soon-ishly.



Updated standings:

TempusVox - 6
El Barto - 6
Durg - 6
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Xanthul - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 40
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 21
Zydar - 19
Lonestar - 16
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
contest_sanity - 8
Title: Re: I know, I didn't give you a whole lot here
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 10, 2011, 02:13:37 PM
I don't know if this has been done. If it has, let me know. Otherwise, do your worst:

(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129065810283836230.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on May 10, 2011, 02:15:27 PM
Japan found creative ways of using the corpses after the tsunami

yeah, I went there
Title: Re: I know, I didn't give you a whole lot here
Post by: King Postwhore on May 10, 2011, 02:18:24 PM
I don't know if this has been done. If it has, let me know. Otherwise, do your worst:

(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129065810283836230.jpg)

How to stop Hilton hotels from being built.
Title: Re: I know, I didn't give you a whole lot here
Post by: Nekov on May 10, 2011, 02:32:09 PM
I don't know if this has been done. If it has, let me know. Otherwise, do your worst:

(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129065810283836230.jpg)

This picture demonstrates clearly that the Scarecrow has run out of ideas on how to capture Batman.
Title: Re: I know, I didn't give you a whole lot here
Post by: Metro on May 10, 2011, 02:32:31 PM
I don't know if this has been done. If it has, let me know. Otherwise, do your worst:

(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129065810283836230.jpg)

Another reason why Ravenclaw is the worst Hogwarts house.
Title: Oh look, a pun.
Post by: Zydar on May 10, 2011, 02:33:07 PM
How to get ahead in the field of your choice.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 10, 2011, 02:34:07 PM
Scarecrow?....maybe
Scared?....FUCK YEAH!
Title: Re: I know, I didn't give you a whole lot here
Post by: King Postwhore on May 10, 2011, 02:47:52 PM
I don't know if this has been done. If it has, let me know. Otherwise, do your worst:

(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129065810283836230.jpg)

Japanese porn is so freaky.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on May 10, 2011, 03:58:40 PM
You raff you ruse.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on May 10, 2011, 04:02:10 PM
Japanese kebab
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 10, 2011, 04:08:48 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129065810283836230.jpg)

Those sticks are jammed really far up there
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 10, 2011, 04:16:24 PM
(https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129065810283836230.jpg)



The new App Angry Emos.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 10, 2011, 04:46:20 PM
Fuck it, she's Asian, I'd still hit it.
Title: Re: Oh look, you won.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 11, 2011, 03:31:24 PM
How to get ahead in the field of your choice.

I'm not gonna say if you won it because of the pun, or the title change. The point is, you won. Good for you.


Updated standings:

TempusVox - 6
El Barto - 6
Durg - 6
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Xanthul - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 40
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 21
Zydar - 20
Lonestar - 16
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
contest_sanity - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on May 11, 2011, 11:30:46 PM
Sweet, thanks!

(https://7.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/8/d/collegehumor.ebf10d98726d943988a00a5de27d14bf.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 11, 2011, 11:35:49 PM
(https://7.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/8/d/collegehumor.ebf10d98726d943988a00a5de27d14bf.jpg)

"Contains 0% breast milk?  What the hell is this shit?!"
Title: Re: Swearing babies are always funny
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 12, 2011, 12:02:09 AM
(https://7.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/8/d/collegehumor.ebf10d98726d943988a00a5de27d14bf.jpg)

"What the Hell? This says I've been missing for eight months! What the fuck, Mo-Oh my god!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on May 12, 2011, 02:55:40 AM
Is this your way of telling me I don't get to suck your tits anymore?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 12, 2011, 05:17:52 AM
(https://7.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/8/d/collegehumor.ebf10d98726d943988a00a5de27d14bf.jpg)
"Wow, is that Mike Portnoy!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 12, 2011, 05:32:57 AM
Sweet, thanks!

(https://7.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/8/d/collegehumor.ebf10d98726d943988a00a5de27d14bf.jpg)

It does a body good?!  COOL!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on May 12, 2011, 08:38:19 AM
WTF is this language?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on May 12, 2011, 09:24:37 AM

(https://7.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/8/d/collegehumor.ebf10d98726d943988a00a5de27d14bf.jpg)


"They said I'd see my picture on a milk carton someday. I thought I was a cow until I was 17!" - a young Rodney Dangerfield
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: alirocker08 on May 12, 2011, 10:27:37 AM
(https://7.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/8/d/collegehumor.ebf10d98726d943988a00a5de27d14bf.jpg)
What the Fuck?! Milk comes from cows and not... Fuck my life.
Title: Re: Went there...
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 12, 2011, 12:34:57 PM
(https://7.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/8/d/collegehumor.ebf10d98726d943988a00a5de27d14bf.jpg)

"I'm 12 months and what is this?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 12, 2011, 01:03:29 PM
"HEEE! Goo!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 12, 2011, 01:21:58 PM
Sweet, thanks!

(https://7.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/8/d/collegehumor.ebf10d98726d943988a00a5de27d14bf.jpg)

OMG!!! It also comes in cartons!!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 12, 2011, 02:27:03 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on May 12, 2011, 02:28:47 PM
What? 20 hours won't print my picture milk carton size? DAMMIT LAYNE STALEY
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 12, 2011, 02:38:00 PM
Wow, they put mirrors on these things.....wait a minute....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 12, 2011, 04:24:46 PM
(https://7.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/8/d/collegehumor.ebf10d98726d943988a00a5de27d14bf.jpg)
"OH MY GOD, THATS FUCKING ME!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on May 13, 2011, 12:17:16 AM
There were many fine ones, but this one got me laughing:

Is this your way of telling me I don't get to suck your tits anymore?

Congratulations Xanthul. A PM is on the way.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on May 13, 2011, 12:17:51 AM
Updated standings:

TempusVox - 6
El Barto - 6
Durg - 6
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1

Hall of Fame

kingshmegland - 40
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 21
Zydar - 20
Lonestar - 16
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
contest_sanity - 8
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on May 13, 2011, 12:24:16 AM
thanks zydar!!

Im posting from my phone and wont be home for the whole day, can someone post a pic and i will judge tomorrow?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 13, 2011, 05:48:45 AM
Not sure if this has been used?
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/deathmetal_mall21.jpg?t=1305287266)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on May 13, 2011, 05:55:28 AM
IT has
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on May 13, 2011, 06:00:23 AM
I suggest:
(https://www.eatliver.com/img/2009/4316.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 13, 2011, 07:08:02 AM
I suggest:
(https://www.eatliver.com/img/2009/4316.jpg)
Ok, we go with it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 13, 2011, 07:28:28 AM
I suggest:
(https://www.eatliver.com/img/2009/4316.jpg)

Initiation deterrent.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 13, 2011, 07:51:30 AM
(https://www.eatliver.com/img/2009/4316.jpg)

Unlike with Common, Fox News had no problem that Starz N Skinheads had been invited to the White House poetry slam.
Title: Re: You know what we do with gays here... We kiss 'em!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 13, 2011, 12:04:07 PM
"Red suspenders, Neal? That's so gay."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 13, 2011, 12:14:00 PM
(https://www.eatliver.com/img/2009/4316.jpg)

Unlike with Common, Fox News had no problem that Starz N Skinheads had been invited to the White House poetry slam.


One guy is Canadian.
Title: Re: He so totally is, too
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 13, 2011, 12:19:25 PM
(https://www.eatliver.com/img/2009/4316.jpg)

Unlike with Common, Fox News had no problem that Starz N Skinheads had been invited to the White House poetry slam.


One guy is Canadian.

That's Scott. He's a dick!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on May 13, 2011, 12:33:37 PM
When communism fell in Russia, people expected American ideals like democracy and free market economics to be adopted.  Russian rednecks, not so much.
Title: Re: He so totally is, too
Post by: mizzl on May 13, 2011, 12:59:36 PM
(https://www.eatliver.com/img/2009/4316.jpg)

Unlike with Common, Fox News had no problem that Starz N Skinheads had been invited to the White House poetry slam.


One guy is Canadian.

That's Scott. He's a dick!
A giant dick! First he was just a normal dick, but then radiation made him a giant one
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on May 13, 2011, 01:09:44 PM
Stand By Me 2 - Ray Brower's Revenge
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 13, 2011, 01:32:04 PM
I suggest:
(https://www.eatliver.com/img/2009/4316.jpg)

Right Said Fred is making a comeback.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on May 13, 2011, 01:52:42 PM
I suggest:
(https://www.eatliver.com/img/2009/4316.jpg)

деревенщина
der-e-vench'-ena

-Существительное
1.
необразованные белый рабочий фермы, особенно из стран Юга.
2.
фанатик или реакционные, особенно из сельских рабочего класса
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 13, 2011, 03:08:14 PM


(https://www.eatliver.com/img/2009/4316.jpg)

Is anyone truly surprised the South lost the Civil War?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 13, 2011, 03:12:21 PM
I suggest:
(https://www.eatliver.com/img/2009/4316.jpg)

We now know what Gadough wears at an ICP concert.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Gadough on May 13, 2011, 05:37:04 PM
King better win for that caption. Just sayin'.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on May 13, 2011, 07:30:08 PM
(https://www.eatliver.com/img/2009/4316.jpg)
Eye can see Russia from 'ma' window, y'all.
Title: Re: He so totally is, too
Post by: King Postwhore on May 13, 2011, 08:38:14 PM
(https://www.eatliver.com/img/2009/4316.jpg)

Unlike with Common, Fox News had no problem that Starz N Skinheads had been invited to the White House poetry slam.


One guy is Canadian.

That's Scott. He's a dick!

I finally saw the episode and now this makes so much sense. :lol

And Gadough, damn skippy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 13, 2011, 08:39:36 PM
Is that the Ron Paul fan club?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on May 14, 2011, 12:43:13 AM

деревенщина
der-e-vench'-ena

-Существительное
1.
необразованные белый рабочий фермы, особенно из стран Юга.
2.
фанатик или реакционные, особенно из сельских рабочего класса

You won!
Title: Re: 'Fluent in Russian' gets the ladies so wet, they'll need a 'borscht'!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 14, 2011, 12:55:52 AM

деревенщина
der-e-vench'-ena

-Существительное
1.
необразованные белый рабочий фермы, особенно из стран Юга.
2.
фанатик или реакционные, особенно из сельских рабочего класса

You won!

Now that a winner has been declared (Coincidentally the very post in question), could I get some clarification on what this actually says? I have a lot of good qualities, but speaking Russian is not one of them.
Title: Re: 'Fluent in Russian' gets the ladies so wet, they'll need a 'borscht'!
Post by: Adami on May 14, 2011, 01:21:31 AM

деревенщина
der-e-vench'-ena

-Существительное
1.
необразованные белый рабочий фермы, особенно из стран Юга.
2.
фанатик или реакционные, особенно из сельских рабочего класса

You won!

Now that a winner has been declared (Coincidentally the very post in question), could I get some clarification on what this actually says? I have a lot of good qualities, but speaking Russian is not one of them.



It's a russian translation of a dictionary definition of the word Bumpkin. I'm not quite sure what's funny about it or why it's in russian though.
Title: Re: Y soshla s uma!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 14, 2011, 01:49:47 AM

деревенщина
der-e-vench'-ena

-Существительное
1.
необразованные белый рабочий фермы, особенно из стран Юга.
2.
фанатик или реакционные, особенно из сельских рабочего класса

You won!

Now that a winner has been declared (Coincidentally the very post in question), could I get some clarification on what this actually says? I have a lot of good qualities, but speaking Russian is not one of them.



It's a russian translation of a dictionary definition of the word Bumpkin. I'm not quite sure what's funny about it or why it's in russian though.

Oh, okay, that makes a bit more sense, I suppose...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on May 14, 2011, 02:57:32 AM
It translated as "redneck" for me. It's just the russian that did it for me though, it kind of reminded me of Stevie Wonder's fake twitter thing.

Oh well I found it funny, go away  :-[
Title: Re: 'Fluent in Russian' gets the ladies so wet, they'll need a 'borscht'!
Post by: Tick on May 14, 2011, 06:14:29 AM

деревенщина
der-e-vench'-ena

-Существительное
1.
необразованные белый рабочий фермы, особенно из стран Юга.
2.
фанатик или реакционные, особенно из сельских рабочего класса

You won!

Now that a winner has been declared (Coincidentally the very post in question), could I get some clarification on what this actually says? I have a lot of good qualities, but speaking Russian is not one of them.



It's a russian translation of a dictionary definition of the word Bumpkin. I'm not quite sure what's funny about it or why it's in russian though.
Its pure brilliance because its in Russian and it was posted by El Barto, thus its the winner! Whoopeeee! :)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on May 14, 2011, 09:27:59 AM
It's "redneck", which actually translates to "yokel" (which is a damn funny word in and of itself).  It's Russian because that's a Russian flag the guy on the rights waving around.

(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/enhanced-buzz-20301-1304530065-21.jpg?t=1305386829)

I'll pick a winner tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 14, 2011, 09:36:27 AM
It's "redneck", which actually translates to "yokel" (which is a damn funny word in and of itself).  It's Russian because that's a Russian flag the guy on the rights waving around.

(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/enhanced-buzz-20301-1304530065-21.jpg?t=1305386829)

I'll pick a winner tomorrow morning.

It's so refreshing to see Leia's not xenophobic.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on May 14, 2011, 09:50:39 AM
Somewhere a nerd is heart attack, "Princess Leia would NEVER get in the Batmobile!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 14, 2011, 10:17:30 AM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/enhanced-buzz-20301-1304530065-21.jpg?t=1305386829)

Ultimate DTF pornographic fantasy:

*faps*

*Mangini face*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 14, 2011, 11:18:32 AM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/enhanced-buzz-20301-1304530065-21.jpg)
Batman is so going to kick your nerd asses. Then he is going to have his way with her.
Title: Re: Star Kerfuffle?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 14, 2011, 11:38:05 AM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/enhanced-buzz-20301-1304530065-21.jpg)

The force be pimpin' with this one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 14, 2011, 12:16:37 PM
It's "redneck", which actually translates to "yokel" (which is a damn funny word in and of itself).  It's Russian because that's a Russian flag the guy on the rights waving around.

(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/enhanced-buzz-20301-1304530065-21.jpg?t=1305386829)

I'll pick a winner tomorrow morning.

Where's Lando pimping Colt 45?
Title: Re: Star Kerfuffle?
Post by: contest_sanity on May 14, 2011, 12:31:35 PM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/enhanced-buzz-20301-1304530065-21.jpg)

Boba Fett: Intergalactic Booty Hunter.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on May 15, 2011, 03:19:25 AM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/enhanced-buzz-20301-1304530065-21.jpg)

What JustJen has been up to lately.....
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on May 15, 2011, 03:20:35 AM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/enhanced-buzz-20301-1304530065-21.jpg)

Is that your cod piece, or are you just happy to see me?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on May 15, 2011, 03:21:51 AM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/enhanced-buzz-20301-1304530065-21.jpg)


It would prove to be the closest either nerd would ever get to a pretty woman.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on May 15, 2011, 03:29:43 AM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/enhanced-buzz-20301-1304530065-21.jpg)


The photo that would make both Nathaniel and Stewart "living legends" at the hobby store.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on May 15, 2011, 11:23:08 AM
TK421, why aren't you at yo....Oh, alright.  Yeah,  carry on then.


Holy anachronism, Batman!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on May 15, 2011, 11:23:55 AM
(https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo299/000jesus/enhanced-buzz-20301-1304530065-21.jpg)


The photo that would make both Nathaniel and Stewart "living legends" at the hobby store.
I'll go with this one.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on May 15, 2011, 08:20:10 PM
Thank you! Now I can finally join the illustrious hall of fame...or is it shame?

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/4282_jpg_pagespeed_ce_TumTyf4slk.jpg)

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 15, 2011, 08:30:24 PM
Thank you! Now I can finally join the illustrious hall of fame...or is it shame?

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/4282_jpg_pagespeed_ce_TumTyf4slk.jpg)



Shame.  I hope you've received your smoking jacket.  On with the thread!!

Albert was an embarrassment to his great grandfather Lawrence Welk.


Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 15, 2011, 08:52:52 PM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/4282_jpg_pagespeed_ce_TumTyf4slk.jpg)

If you reenact Jabba the Hut scenes in your front yard....

you might be a Jedi redneck.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: emindead on May 15, 2011, 08:56:28 PM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/4282_jpg_pagespeed_ce_TumTyf4slk.jpg)
As for my next trick, I'll lower my dick even more.
Title: Re: Namely, they's white folks!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 15, 2011, 09:14:22 PM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/4282_jpg_pagespeed_ce_TumTyf4slk.jpg)

Even with the slave trade, there were some kinks to work out.
Title: Re: Namely, they's white folks!
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on May 15, 2011, 10:33:02 PM

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/4282_jpg_pagespeed_ce_TumTyf4slk.jpg)


 Come hither and sit a while, for I shall recite the tales of my people.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: sonatafanica on May 15, 2011, 10:40:48 PM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/4282_jpg_pagespeed_ce_TumTyf4slk.jpg)

Cole get down from there you'll hurt yourself
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Adami on May 15, 2011, 10:44:03 PM
Hehe that's a very funny picture.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on May 15, 2011, 11:01:32 PM
Tim's cult never took off.  I don't think I have to explain why.
Title: You know he looks like Napolean Dynamite
Post by: contest_sanity on May 15, 2011, 11:09:26 PM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/4282_jpg_pagespeed_ce_TumTyf4slk.jpg)

"Are you guys having a killer time?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on May 15, 2011, 11:12:22 PM
(https://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f355/D1M1TR1/DTF/Culthelp.jpg?t=1305522693)

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 15, 2011, 11:22:38 PM
(https://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f355/D1M1TR1/DTF/Culthelp.jpg?t=1305522693)


:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

OMFG - that would be my winner right there!!!

 :hefdaddy :hefdaddy :hefdaddy :hefdaddy
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on May 16, 2011, 12:22:02 AM
Well, I'm not even gonna bother trying now.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on May 16, 2011, 12:33:44 AM
Well, I'm not even gonna bother trying now.

Why? Technically I didn't caption it. All I did was alter the picture. By default, I forfeit this round.
Title: Re: Somebody help me, I can't tell if that girl is hot or not
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 16, 2011, 01:42:40 AM
Well, I'm not even gonna bother trying now.

Why? Technically I didn't caption it. All I did was alter the picture. By default, I forfeit this round.

'Tis true. I believe tick himself has stated that you cannot caption a picture with another picture, although this is in the gray area...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 16, 2011, 05:49:45 AM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/4282_jpg_pagespeed_ce_TumTyf4slk.jpg)
Chris Angel's brother could never quite measure up.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 16, 2011, 01:57:41 PM
 :lol

Damn, why didn't I think of that. :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 16, 2011, 02:03:58 PM
Thank you! Now I can finally join the illustrious hall of fame...or is it shame?

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/4282_jpg_pagespeed_ce_TumTyf4slk.jpg)



The Gangs of Wisconsin.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 16, 2011, 02:07:39 PM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/4282_jpg_pagespeed_ce_TumTyf4slk.jpg)
C'mon Judy, let's just take the rope and strangle this douche.  If I have to look at that schlong for one more minute, I'm gonna kill myself.
Title: Re: No one insults America's Obesity Epicenter but me!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 16, 2011, 02:20:02 PM
Thank you! Now I can finally join the illustrious hall of fame...or is it shame?

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/4282_jpg_pagespeed_ce_TumTyf4slk.jpg)



The Gangs of Wisconsin.

Whoa! If you're going to make fun of Wisconsin, save it for a picture that involves beer, cheese, and ugly people. You only got 1 out of the 3 here, pally.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 16, 2011, 02:21:58 PM
Look at her thighs, I think he's got two out of three. :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 16, 2011, 02:32:47 PM
Well, I'm fat, love beer and cheese so it could be NH!!! :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on May 16, 2011, 03:48:14 PM
Roger knew the only way his ugly mug was gonna get any was through S&M.  Unfortunately she stipulated a three way with mizzl
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 16, 2011, 04:50:09 PM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/4282_jpg_pagespeed_ce_TumTyf4slk.jpg)

Capital punishment, Rube Goldberg style. You jump from the stump onto the rope, breaking both people's necks, while trying to maintain balance with the tiki torch.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 16, 2011, 05:03:43 PM
(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/4282_jpg_pagespeed_ce_TumTyf4slk.jpg)

Male cameltoe.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 17, 2011, 05:49:06 PM
Bumpity bump bump bump.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on May 18, 2011, 09:02:27 AM
Thank you! Now I can finally join the illustrious hall of fame...or is it shame?

(https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/udubm/4282_jpg_pagespeed_ce_TumTyf4slk.jpg)



The Gangs of Wisconsin.


WINNER!!

Although if not for the aforementioned rule, Through Her Eyes would have won this one hands down.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on May 18, 2011, 09:08:20 AM
Although if not for the aforementioned rule, Through Her Eyes would have won this one hands down.

No doubt.  That is, hands down, the hardest I've laughed at anything in this entire thread.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on May 18, 2011, 12:00:23 PM
Although if not for the aforementioned rule, Through Her Eyes would have won this one hands down.

No doubt.  That is, hands down, the hardest I've laughed at anything in this entire thread.

This would be the one time I am happy not to win  :tup Thanks
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 18, 2011, 03:44:11 PM
Added one for El Barto, Tempus & myself and welcome both El Barto & TempusVox to the hall of fame!!!!!

I also agree about Through Her Eyes caption.  Gut splitting. I laughed for a few minutes on that one.  I'll post a pick in a few!


Durg - 6
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1

Hall of Fame

kingshmegland - 41
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 21
Zydar - 20
Lonestar - 16
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
contest_sanity - 8
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 18, 2011, 03:47:25 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/ismellpoopoo.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on May 18, 2011, 03:59:46 PM
The hardest part of Charlie's anti-underwear protest was chewing gum with his sphincter.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Metro on May 18, 2011, 04:09:48 PM
Junkhead
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on May 18, 2011, 07:11:51 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/ismellpoopoo.jpg)

"You see, Charles, I am the best damn muffdiver in England. And I'll be damned if Sedgewick beats me this year in the 'Panty's' section during Nationals. Sectionals was a big enough deisgrace."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 18, 2011, 09:04:32 PM
What *really* happened with Osama bin Laden.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 18, 2011, 10:01:32 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/ismellpoopoo.jpg)

Though he'd always been told that "thinking with the wrong head" could get him in trouble, no one ever thought to inform Darrell that "fucking with the wrong head" could be even more disastrous.
Title: Re: Appealing to king's baser insincts: A risky proposition
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 19, 2011, 12:27:53 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/ismellpoopoo.jpg)

"See?! I told you it's called a 'waist' because you could totally fit another set of tits there!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 19, 2011, 05:48:16 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/ismellpoopoo.jpg)
Hey dickhead, get the hell off my frieze carpet.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on May 19, 2011, 10:46:27 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/ismellpoopoo.jpg)

Mary Katherine Gallaghers brother, Patrick, also suffered from his own nervous habit; which proved to be much more debilitating than the one endured by his famous sister.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on May 19, 2011, 11:35:26 AM
Carol didn't wear her safety googles.  But even Carol can see somethin' ain't quite right here.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on May 19, 2011, 11:51:25 AM
Proof that the myth about small feet just isn't true.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 19, 2011, 02:59:34 PM
That's Scott, he's a dick.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 19, 2011, 03:24:28 PM
That's Scott, he's a dick.

And with this, lonestar is the winna!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 19, 2011, 03:26:12 PM
Durg - 6
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1

Hall of Fame

kingshmegland - 41
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 21
Zydar - 20
Lonestar - 17
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
contest_sanity - 8
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 19, 2011, 03:35:36 PM
Damn, bout fucking time that eternal dry spell ended, Thanks King.  Off to look for a pic...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 19, 2011, 03:38:17 PM
OK, this should be interesting...
(https://cdn.cagepotato.com/www/sites/default/files/20090427080629__mg_96842.JPG_.jpeg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on May 19, 2011, 03:39:28 PM
Confucious he punch man with no legs bums around
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 19, 2011, 03:42:20 PM
OK, this should be interesting...
(https://cdn.cagepotato.com/www/sites/default/files/20090427080629__mg_96842.JPG_.jpeg)

Tis but a flesh wound!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 19, 2011, 04:06:27 PM
(https://cdn.cagepotato.com/www/sites/default/files/20090427080629__mg_96842.JPG_.jpeg)

That's what John gets for purchasing his invisibility ring on Craigslist.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 19, 2011, 04:07:27 PM
(https://cdn.cagepotato.com/www/sites/default/files/20090427080629__mg_96842.JPG_.jpeg)

Boy, those BattlePass.Com tickets really do cost an arm and a leg.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on May 19, 2011, 04:08:49 PM
The WWE has found a new scene to reenact: Frodo encounters the Nazgul
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 19, 2011, 04:38:21 PM
OK, this should be interesting...
(https://cdn.cagepotato.com/www/sites/default/files/20090427080629__mg_96842.JPG_.jpeg)

You know what they say when you punch a guy with no arms and legs...........Bend at the knees.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on May 19, 2011, 04:52:59 PM
Rick was pretty confident he could take "Li'l Ian" with his superior ground & pound, but why risk it?  Better to lull him into submission with his patented bacon-scented glove first.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on May 19, 2011, 04:55:30 PM
Suddenly, it all made sense to Billy why this edition of Chopped was on Spike and not Food Network. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on May 19, 2011, 04:57:51 PM
somethingsomethingsomethingBEERsomethingsomethingsomething

Yeah, I know it has nothing to do with the picture.  I'm just trying to subliminally influence lonestar.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Ultimetalhead on May 19, 2011, 05:03:01 PM
The initial cover for Spinal Tap's "Smell the Glove".
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 19, 2011, 05:11:02 PM
Killer Joe was an undefeated, 31-0 against opponents with no arms and legs. He is 2-7 against pregnant women, and 3-12 against males over 67.
Title: This actually works no matter which one you think is "Mike"
Post by: bosk1 on May 19, 2011, 05:17:45 PM
Iron Mike began reevaluating his career when confronted with the fact that this was not only the best, but was in fact the only clip on his highlight reel.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 19, 2011, 05:33:03 PM
"Take that, nub!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 19, 2011, 05:44:47 PM
somethingsomethingsomethingBEERsomethingsomethingsomething

Yeah, I know it has nothing to do with the picture.  I'm just trying to subliminally influence lonestar.
Huh, someone say beer?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 19, 2011, 07:31:14 PM
After Jim lost his arms and legs he got desperate for money. Eating dog shit off boxers gloves wasn't pretty, but it paid the bills.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on May 20, 2011, 08:57:42 AM
When the power of positive thinking just isn't enough.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 20, 2011, 09:01:54 AM
OK, this should be interesting...
(https://cdn.cagepotato.com/www/sites/default/files/20090427080629__mg_96842.JPG_.jpeg)

Let me help you with that itch!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on May 20, 2011, 09:19:01 AM
When he received that punch in the face, Mini-Me was once more yearning for the glorious old days with Dr. Evil.
Title: Re: Lonestar won with South Park, so I'm hoping I do, too
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 20, 2011, 10:52:23 AM
(https://cdn.cagepotato.com/www/sites/default/files/20090427080629__mg_96842.JPG_.jpeg)

CRIPPLE FIGHT!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on May 20, 2011, 10:57:44 AM
The only man Harry has ever won a fight against
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 20, 2011, 11:52:56 AM
The only man Harry has ever won a fight against
I heard he still lost.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on May 20, 2011, 11:57:51 AM
The only man Harry has ever won a fight against
I heard he still lost.
Nah that was Cole man.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 20, 2011, 11:59:21 AM
Stubby had a loose tooth, and he was willing to do anything to rid himself of it.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 20, 2011, 12:32:41 PM
King was soooo close with his Holy Grail reference, but I gotta go with...
(https://cdn.cagepotato.com/www/sites/default/files/20090427080629__mg_96842.JPG_.jpeg)

That's what John gets for purchasing his invisibility ring on Craigslist.

Nice job, PM sent.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 20, 2011, 12:35:24 PM
BTW, apologies for picking early, but I got a serious ass beating coming to me at work, and don't know if I'll have time later.  Los standings...

Durg - 6
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1

Hall of Fame

kingshmegland - 41
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 21
Zydar - 20
Lonestar - 17
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
contest_sanity - 9
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on May 20, 2011, 12:37:01 PM
(https://cdn.cagepotato.com/www/sites/default/files/20090427080629__mg_96842.JPG_.jpeg)

The career of the "Pride of Lowell" took a seriosuly bad turn........
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on May 20, 2011, 12:42:01 PM
(https://cdn.cagepotato.com/www/sites/default/files/20090427080629__mg_96842.JPG_.jpeg)

It was at this moment that Ricks friends realized what an asshole he really was. He was an asshole for everytime he made them drive him to the pub. He was an asshole for demanding they rub lotion everyday on his new tatoo. And he would later be an asshole when he made them take care of his injuries after he got his ass kicked by the guy who had both arms and legs who was presently beating the shit out of him!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on May 20, 2011, 12:43:25 PM
Damnit man! Whats the hurry!?!?!?!  :\
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 20, 2011, 12:46:19 PM
Sorry bud, the last one was pretty good too, but not as good as the Craigslist invisibility ring.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on May 20, 2011, 12:56:18 PM
Last episode of House
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 20, 2011, 01:07:45 PM
Thanks Lonestar!  Reposting the standings again since you didn't move me ahead of Rich.  Now - 'tis done!  Pic forthcoming.

Durg - 6
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1

Hall of Fame

kingshmegland - 41
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 21
Zydar - 20
Lonestar - 17
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
contest_sanity - 9
Ariich - 8
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 20, 2011, 01:08:13 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZcC9SLLfva0/Tda7WKBjhVI/AAAAAAAAAJE/6UzAsSpOA0g/s1600/thug%2Baccordion)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on May 20, 2011, 01:11:59 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZcC9SLLfva0/Tda7WKBjhVI/AAAAAAAAAJE/6UzAsSpOA0g/s1600/thug%2Baccordion)
inb4accordeoncost50cents

He only play black notes
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 20, 2011, 01:20:25 PM
G-G-G-G-G-G chord
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on May 20, 2011, 01:22:18 PM
Yo listen to this rift I made!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on May 20, 2011, 01:25:04 PM
Get riff or die tryin'.
Title: Re: Seriously, how could you not? LOOK AT IT!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 20, 2011, 01:30:51 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZcC9SLLfva0/Tda7WKBjhVI/AAAAAAAAAJE/6UzAsSpOA0g/s1600/thug%2Baccordion)

Now we know why Fitty got shot nine times.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on May 20, 2011, 01:34:42 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZcC9SLLfva0/Tda7WKBjhVI/AAAAAAAAAJE/6UzAsSpOA0g/s1600/thug%2Baccordion)

World Wide Weird Al Yankovic Tribute Tour Headlined by 50 Cent. 




Watch in amazement as 50 Cent parodies Weird Al parodying himself.



Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Aramatheis on May 20, 2011, 02:32:10 PM
What are you looking at motherf***er? And what the f*ck am I holding?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 20, 2011, 02:56:42 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZcC9SLLfva0/Tda7WKBjhVI/AAAAAAAAAJE/6UzAsSpOA0g/s1600/thug%2Baccordion)
Laurence Welk's worst fucking nightmare!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: El Barto on May 20, 2011, 02:58:45 PM
I'm
gonna
get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I seeeeeeee.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 20, 2011, 03:56:35 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZcC9SLLfva0/Tda7WKBjhVI/AAAAAAAAAJE/6UzAsSpOA0g/s1600/thug%2Baccordion)

Gansta Polka.  It's all the rave.



New from director Robert Rodriguez. 50 Cent is El Diablo Mariachi.  Getting shot "at" a theater near you!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on May 20, 2011, 04:24:40 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZcC9SLLfva0/Tda7WKBjhVI/AAAAAAAAAJE/6UzAsSpOA0g/s1600/thug%2Baccordion)

Yeah, uh
uh huh
So productive

I'll take you to the parlor shop
I'll let you choose the way it's cropped
C'mon gents don't be shy
I'll keep trimmin til I hit the sky

Oy!

You can have it your way
How do you want it?
You want a buzzcut royale
or should I trim up on it
Trimmers ready , okay sit in the comfy stool
Barber shop jam packed, busy as high school
I'll break down for you easy, sir it is simple
You give me cash, and hair I cut for the people
Afros, long bangs, dreadlocks or a short crew
Short front or long backs, it's whatever you're into
I got accordian
I'm the haircut dude
Have your friends complimenting that cut I got you
Show me your favorite 'do', make it happen no problem
Get on top of that and work out like a math problem
I'm a season pro when it comes to this fro
After you sit for a while I'll make it worth your while
With an accordian playing I'm the best in the world
I do both at one time no mistakes and here's what you heard, uh


I'll take you to the parlor shop
I'll play the game and never drop
A note unless it means I'm done
In that case please pay up front
Yes!

Accordian Solo

I'll take you to the parlor shop
I'll sing a 20's version of "Candyshop"
And then I'll make creative jokes
Until I have to go for broke
No!

Accordian Outro


©Shaving Records/Aftercut Entertainment 2011.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on May 20, 2011, 05:49:28 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZcC9SLLfva0/Tda7WKBjhVI/AAAAAAAAAJE/6UzAsSpOA0g/s1600/thug%2Baccordion)

New Release from OG Records...."Fitty Cent" does The Greatest Polka Hits Of All Time: Ten of the greatest polka hits ever written are sampled on each of these hot licks, rewritten in the style only Fifty Cent can. You'll get:

   1. PennsylCompton Polka   
   2. Click-Glock Polka   
   3. Too Phat Polka
   4. Strip Polka
   5. Just Because Motherfucker
   6. That's My-Whore-Eh
   7. Polka Posse
   8. 40 Oz. Polka
   9. Fo-Shnizzle Polka
 10. Shut The Fuck Up Bitch
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 21, 2011, 07:12:06 AM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZcC9SLLfva0/Tda7WKBjhVI/AAAAAAAAAJE/6UzAsSpOA0g/s1600/thug%2Baccordion)

New Release from OG Records...."Fitty Cent" does The Greatest Polka Hits Of All Time: Ten of the greatest polka hits ever written are sampled on each of these hot licks, rewritten in the style only Fifty Cent can. You'll get:

   1. PennsylCompton Polka   
   2. Click-Glock Polka   
   3. Too Phat Polka
   4. Strip Polka
   5. Just Because Motherfucker
   6. That's My-Whore-Eh
   7. Polka Posse
   8. 40 Oz. Polka
   9. Fo-Shnizzle Polka
 10. Shut The Fuck Up Bitch
Number 10. make me laugh hard! :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 21, 2011, 11:45:49 PM
I am going to go with this one b/c I love rap parodies:
Yeah, uh
uh huh
So productive

I'll take you to the parlor shop
I'll let you choose the way it's cropped
C'mon gents don't be shy
I'll keep trimmin til I hit the sky

Oy!

You can have it your way
How do you want it?
You want a buzzcut royale
or should I trim up on it
Trimmers ready , okay sit in the comfy stool
Barber shop jam packed, busy as high school
I'll break down for you easy, sir it is simple
You give me cash, and hair I cut for the people
Afros, long bangs, dreadlocks or a short crew
Short front or long backs, it's whatever you're into
I got accordian
I'm the haircut dude
Have your friends complimenting that cut I got you
Show me your favorite 'do', make it happen no problem
Get on top of that and work out like a math problem
I'm a season pro when it comes to this fro
After you sit for a while I'll make it worth your while
With an accordian playing I'm the best in the world
I do both at one time no mistakes and here's what you heard, uh


I'll take you to the parlor shop
I'll play the game and never drop
A note unless it means I'm done
In that case please pay up front
Yes!

Accordian Solo

I'll take you to the parlor shop
I'll sing a 20's version of "Candyshop"
And then I'll make creative jokes
Until I have to go for broke
No!

Accordian Outro

©Shaving Records/Aftercut Entertainment 2011.


New standings; welcome to the HOF THED6:

Durg - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1

Hall of Fame

kingshmegland - 41
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 21
Zydar - 20
Lonestar - 17
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
contest_sanity - 9
Ariich - 8
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on May 22, 2011, 06:18:06 AM
Thank you contest_sanity, and for all the people who voted me into the HOF. I couldn't have done it without you laughing at my silly jokes.

In honor of Anime Central, which I had to work through over the entire weekend, I give you:

(https://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn314/thereabod/ACen%2008/ACen08021.jpg)

Do not go easy on this guy.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 22, 2011, 06:22:02 AM
I didn't know Hef was a cross dresser?!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on May 22, 2011, 10:52:06 AM
So, I heard they celebrated Halloween at Harry's...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 22, 2011, 11:29:54 AM
The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders have really gone downhill since the 70's.
Title: Re: Get it? 'Cause Virgo's a... Nah, don't explain it, Lee...
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 22, 2011, 11:32:47 AM
(https://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn314/thereabod/ACen%2008/ACen08021.jpg)

Sailor Virgo!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 22, 2011, 11:48:36 AM
Looks like Wendy ate one too many Baconators.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on May 22, 2011, 12:47:01 PM
Harry was hoping for some tentacle sex but his lack of violet hair killed his chances.
Title: Re: Get it? 'Cause Virgo's a... Nah, don't explain it, Lee...
Post by: King Postwhore on May 22, 2011, 01:02:45 PM
(https://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn314/thereabod/ACen%2008/ACen08021.jpg)


The bastard child of Wendy and the King.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 22, 2011, 01:56:44 PM
(https://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn314/thereabod/ACen%2008/ACen08021.jpg)
The things a father will do for his daughter.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 22, 2011, 02:31:47 PM
The things a father will do for his daughter.

This tells me so much about you. :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 22, 2011, 02:32:42 PM
The things a father will do for his daughter.

This tells me so much about you. :biggrin:
:lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 22, 2011, 02:38:36 PM
Ani-meh
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 22, 2011, 02:42:03 PM
(https://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn314/thereabod/ACen%2008/ACen08021.jpg)

Kingshmegland-"That is the LAST time I bet on the fucking Patriots!!!" :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 22, 2011, 02:43:09 PM
You should see me in thigh highs. ;)
Title: Re: Oh, I'm so clever
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 22, 2011, 10:04:46 PM
(https://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn314/thereabod/ACen%2008/ACen08021.jpg)

At least Wayne has his anime, because after this weekend he'll never get to ani-mate.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on May 23, 2011, 05:52:46 AM
Thank you contest_sanity, and for all the people who voted me into the HOF. I couldn't have done it without you laughing at my silly jokes.

In honor of Anime Central, which I had to work through over the entire weekend, I give you:

(https://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn314/thereabod/ACen%2008/ACen08021.jpg)

Do not go easy on this guy.


Umm... What are you doing with that tampon?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on May 23, 2011, 08:29:32 AM
Bowties are cool!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 23, 2011, 09:00:13 AM
(https://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn314/thereabod/ACen%2008/ACen08021.jpg)

When Rick answered that online ad for a lead role in Alice In Bonerland, he unfortunately didn't realize it was tranny porn, and that he would end up being cast as Alice.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on May 24, 2011, 01:07:19 AM
You should see me in thigh highs. ;)

Just because he went along with all the jokes, and for being a good sport.
Winrar! sorry it took so long. Never let me win again.

Standings:

Durg - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1

Hall of Fame

kingshmegland - 42
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 21
Zydar - 20
Lonestar - 17
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
contest_sanity - 9
Ariich - 8
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
[/quote]
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 24, 2011, 07:23:51 AM
Thank you!!!  Have at it!!

(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Fun_with_bathroom_signs.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 24, 2011, 09:38:27 AM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Fun_with_bathroom_signs.jpg)
"Hi, I'm Phil and this is my partner, Jesse. Were Takei."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on May 24, 2011, 10:09:51 AM
"Hey ladies, douches are wild!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on May 24, 2011, 10:17:08 AM
Levi Strauss is apparently changing focus group
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 24, 2011, 11:58:18 AM
Hey King, I get the assist on that win, right?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 24, 2011, 12:51:40 PM
Hey King, I get the assist on that win, right?

Yup.  You set 'em up, and I'll knock them down. :lol
Title: Re: And those guys never will!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 24, 2011, 03:13:11 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Fun_with_bathroom_signs.jpg)

That's weird, I thought douches went inside vaginas.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 24, 2011, 03:39:25 PM
Even with the sign, geeks George and Stan could never live up to true douchebag status.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on May 24, 2011, 03:54:59 PM
Jim and Ike didn't understand why the bottled water in France tasted so different or why it came in such small bottles, but they were so thrilled to have found a free stash in the women's restroom that they couldn't resist stopping for a quick photo.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 24, 2011, 03:59:33 PM
Jim and Ike didn't understand why the bottled water in France tasted so different or why it came in such small bottles, but they were so thrilled to have found a free stash in the women's restroom that they couldn't resist stopping for a quick photo.
Jim-"It's a touch vinegary, but I'll live with it."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 24, 2011, 04:22:23 PM
Jim and Ike didn't understand why the bottled water in France tasted so different or why it came in such small bottles, but they were so thrilled to have found a free stash in the women's restroom that they couldn't resist stopping for a quick photo.
Jim-"It's a touch vinegary, but I'll live with it."

1:09 into it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMiPjnNF7Dc
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JustJen on May 25, 2011, 05:43:19 PM


(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Fun_with_bathroom_signs.jpg)

"No, seriously! You pay us and we clean it out for you. Just $19.95, ma'am!"
Title: Re: And those guys never will!
Post by: King Postwhore on May 25, 2011, 05:54:56 PM
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Fun_with_bathroom_signs.jpg)

That's weird, I thought douches went inside vaginas.

OH MAN. Winna!! :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 25, 2011, 05:55:34 PM
Standings:

Durg - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1

Hall of Fame

kingshmegland - 42
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 22
Zydar - 20
Lonestar - 17
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
contest_sanity - 9
Ariich - 8
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Title: Re: How strange, LHK in another country. Possibly an incident? Sure!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 25, 2011, 07:46:50 PM
Cool. Here's your pic, I should have just enough time to judge it before I'm off to Toronto for the weekend:

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zIUBMpOPaFw/TOsJrG9D3XI/AAAAAAAAASY/48HbZG33H9I/s400/Snapshot_20101119_5.jpg)
Title: Re: How strange, LHK in another country. Possibly an incident? Sure!
Post by: King Postwhore on May 25, 2011, 07:55:19 PM
Cool. Here's your pic, I should have just enough time to judge it before I'm off to Toronto for the weekend:

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zIUBMpOPaFw/TOsJrG9D3XI/AAAAAAAAASY/48HbZG33H9I/s400/Snapshot_20101119_5.jpg)

Henry Winkler as a boy.
Title: Re: How strange, LHK in another country. Possibly an incident? Sure!
Post by: icysk8r on May 25, 2011, 08:03:51 PM
Cool. Here's your pic, I should have just enough time to judge it before I'm off to Toronto for the weekend:

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zIUBMpOPaFw/TOsJrG9D3XI/AAAAAAAAASY/48HbZG33H9I/s400/Snapshot_20101119_5.jpg)
To Catch a Predator: The Question Edition
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: theliloutkast on May 25, 2011, 10:03:41 PM
Who has two thumbs and is about to die? This guy
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 25, 2011, 10:10:00 PM
Awesome, the Geek Squad are here to help me lubricate my outlets. see you later, haters. :p
Title: Re: How strange, LHK in another country. Possibly an incident? Sure!
Post by: contest_sanity on May 26, 2011, 12:16:38 AM
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zIUBMpOPaFw/TOsJrG9D3XI/AAAAAAAAASY/48HbZG33H9I/s400/Snapshot_20101119_5.jpg)

As the climax of Dream Theater's 11th album, the long-awaited SFAM II, Jordan Rudess travels back in time to take down teenage Mike Portnoy.
Title: Re: How strange, LHK in another country. Possibly an incident? Sure!
Post by: King Postwhore on May 26, 2011, 07:20:26 AM
Cool. Here's your pic, I should have just enough time to judge it before I'm off to Toronto for the weekend:

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zIUBMpOPaFw/TOsJrG9D3XI/AAAAAAAAASY/48HbZG33H9I/s400/Snapshot_20101119_5.jpg)

Siskel and Ebert, the early reviews.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 26, 2011, 08:06:16 AM
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zIUBMpOPaFw/TOsJrG9D3XI/AAAAAAAAASY/48HbZG33H9I/s400/Snapshot_20101119_5.jpg)
Just as Jimmy made the sign to signify all in his life was going well, a dark ominous presence was about to enter the room changing everything and forever altering Jimmy's world in terrifying fashion.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on May 26, 2011, 08:12:57 AM
Those cupboards do NOT match the walls.
Title: Re: When I saw it, I was shat out by a brick
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 26, 2011, 08:42:05 PM
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zIUBMpOPaFw/TOsJrG9D3XI/AAAAAAAAASY/48HbZG33H9I/s400/Snapshot_20101119_5.jpg)

As the climax of Dream Theater's 11th album, the long-awaited SFAM II, Jordan Rudess travels back in time to take down teenage Mike Portnoy.

You win. Update the standings, and I'll see you all in a few days.
Title: For that, time-traveling Rudess will spare you
Post by: contest_sanity on May 27, 2011, 05:48:36 AM
Thanks LHK.

Standings:

Durg - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1

Hall of Fame

kingshmegland - 42
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 22
Zydar - 20
Lonestar - 17
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
contest_sanity - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 27, 2011, 05:50:09 AM
pic been done
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on May 27, 2011, 07:01:47 AM
Been done.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 27, 2011, 08:01:39 AM
Been done.
yup.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 27, 2011, 01:38:21 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Ik-Ao8vVTZQ/Td_9cAs-ZhI/AAAAAAAAAJc/kZb_JjS_vio/s1600/ghosts.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nekov on May 27, 2011, 02:14:12 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Ik-Ao8vVTZQ/Td_9cAs-ZhI/AAAAAAAAAJc/kZb_JjS_vio/s1600/ghosts.jpg)

Church's latest method to keep people away from condoms.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 27, 2011, 02:14:44 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Ik-Ao8vVTZQ/Td_9cAs-ZhI/AAAAAAAAAJc/kZb_JjS_vio/s1600/ghosts.jpg)

The evolution of an erection.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Nekov on May 27, 2011, 04:59:22 PM
Add for the movie Casper the "Friendly" Ghost starting John Holmes
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on May 27, 2011, 05:13:15 PM
Frank couldnt understand why the ghosts were chasing him even after he got the red pill
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on May 27, 2011, 06:49:57 PM
The local theater's production of The Wall was a complete flop.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 27, 2011, 09:47:06 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Ik-Ao8vVTZQ/Td_9cAs-ZhI/AAAAAAAAAJc/kZb_JjS_vio/s1600/ghosts.jpg)

Virgin.  No ghost entering from either side.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 28, 2011, 10:28:46 PM
This one was completely unexpected, and hilarious, therefore: winnrarrrr!!!

The local theater's production of The Wall was a complete flop.

New Standings:

Durg - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1

Hall of Fame

kingshmegland - 42
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 22
Zydar - 20
Lonestar - 18
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
contest_sanity - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7

PM shortly.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 31, 2011, 08:40:38 AM
Posting a new picture...
(https://artsytime.com/img/fun/random-and-crazy/random-and-crazy21.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 31, 2011, 08:43:07 AM
Posting a new picture...
(https://artsytime.com/img/fun/random-and-crazy/random-and-crazy21.jpg)

Captain Picard has no sense of humor.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on May 31, 2011, 08:43:27 AM
Little did grandma know that that fateful birthday present would be the catalyst that would eventually push Wendel over the edge.  And there you have it:  the true origins of Insane Clown Posse.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on May 31, 2011, 08:44:47 AM
"I'm French"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on May 31, 2011, 08:45:35 AM
I see we had some chomping at the bit to make a caption? :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on May 31, 2011, 08:51:44 AM
Posting a new picture...
(https://artsytime.com/img/fun/random-and-crazy/random-and-crazy21.jpg)

Will Wheaton as Ralphie Parker in the remake of A Christmas Story!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on May 31, 2011, 08:57:29 AM
"Pressing the red button makes my foreskin tingle"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on May 31, 2011, 09:03:19 AM
Newsflash:  George Lucas announces special director's cut of the Star Wars prequel trilogy, which will include the scene that really explains Anakin's turn to the dark side, titled "Jedi Secret Initiation."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on May 31, 2011, 09:07:25 AM
Smiling not smiling
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on May 31, 2011, 09:10:37 AM
"Will Wheaton in a hideous shirt? BAZZINGA!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on May 31, 2011, 09:15:24 AM
(https://artsytime.com/img/fun/random-and-crazy/random-and-crazy21.jpg)

First costume test for the Broadway production of "It."
Title: For the record, I honestly COULD see my grandma mistaking "Bozzio" for "Bozo"
Post by: bosk1 on May 31, 2011, 09:16:27 AM
"Dammit, grandma!  I said I'm a Bozzio fan!  BOZZIO!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on May 31, 2011, 09:27:19 AM
(https://artsytime.com/img/fun/random-and-crazy/random-and-crazy21.jpg)

When Andy Kaufman faked his own death to escape the limelight, he never envisioned that a clown gig would be the only option available to address his continual need to perform.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on May 31, 2011, 09:33:10 AM
"Mr. Wharf. We have a security issue on deck 9."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on May 31, 2011, 09:51:41 AM
John would prove once and for all that Krusty the Klown did indeed have a big head
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on May 31, 2011, 09:58:20 AM
Looking in the mirror at what he was wearing, Murph' once again got that all-to-familiar uneasy feeling that only comes the morning after a bachelor party.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: mizzl on May 31, 2011, 09:59:35 AM
The Hangover 3: The Circus
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: TempusVox on May 31, 2011, 05:23:41 PM
(https://artsytime.com/img/fun/random-and-crazy/random-and-crazy21.jpg)

AP- Los Angeles. Actor Will Wheaton was killed last night in the predominantly Hispanic neighborhood of Los Angeles known as Boyle Heights, after paying on a lost bet to fellow former Star Trek actor Brent Spiner. This image of Wheaton was taken just moments before he walked into a bar notoriously known as a hang out for the gang called "KAM" (Krazy Assed Mexicans). After Wheaton entered the bar he told a stunned crowd, "All you Paco's get a green card and stay away from the white women, or me and my gang are gonna kick your asses." Police responded to a call a short while later where they found Wheaton face down in a nearby alleyway with red wool shoved up his rectum. Said Spiner, "I didn't think he'd actually do it." Sarah Palin is using Wheatons death to bolster her position on illegal immigration.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on May 31, 2011, 05:32:55 PM
Pat Robertson's proof that homosexuality is a choice and not by birth.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JustJen on May 31, 2011, 07:04:31 PM
Posting a new picture...
(https://artsytime.com/img/fun/random-and-crazy/random-and-crazy21.jpg)

Ricky's mother had warned him that if he kept giving her that stupid incredulous look, his face might freeze that way.

And it did.

Now Ricky expresses himself with lovely knit sweaters. Today is a happy day.
Title: Re: For the record, I honestly COULD see my grandma mistaking "Bozzio" for "Bozo"
Post by: Tick on June 01, 2011, 04:33:07 PM
"Dammit, grandma!  I said I'm a Bozzio fan!  BOZZIO!!!"
I'm going with Bosk for this round.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 01, 2011, 04:45:11 PM
"Dammit, grandma!  I said I'm a Bozzio fan!  BOZZIO!!!"
I'm going with Bosk for this round.

:D

New Standings:

Hall of Fame

kingshmegland - 42
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 22
Zydar - 20
Lonestar - 18
Bosk1 - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
contest_sanity - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7

Durg - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1



Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 01, 2011, 04:45:22 PM
(https://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg125/dreamtheaterforums/Misc/Portis.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 01, 2011, 04:48:17 PM
(https://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg125/dreamtheaterforums/Misc/Portis.jpg)

bosk setting me up on a date.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 01, 2011, 05:03:25 PM
Win.

/thread











































And, yes, I did get that pic from Googling "Riggs + Redskins"  :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on June 01, 2011, 09:35:24 PM
(https://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg125/dreamtheaterforums/Misc/Portis.jpg)

Those once-in-a-lifetime farts need to be announced accordingly.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 01, 2011, 09:37:53 PM
(https://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg125/dreamtheaterforums/Misc/Portis.jpg)

Chris Cooley isn't the only one who can show his junk on the internet.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on June 01, 2011, 10:00:39 PM
(https://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg125/dreamtheaterforums/Misc/Portis.jpg)

Looks like Clinton's Port Is definitely open!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 01, 2011, 10:39:38 PM
Hey, guys.  I'm on the road tomorrow until about this time tomorrow night.  I'll try to log on then and pick a winner.  Tick, if you are impatient to keep things moving, you can pick a winner before then.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 02, 2011, 07:52:25 AM
Hey, guys.  I'm on the road tomorrow until about this time tomorrow night.  I'll try to log on then and pick a winner.  Tick, if you are impatient to keep things moving, you can pick a winner before then.
Nope, its all you.
I don't usually step in until the thread reaches a third day with no activity. Then it rises again!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 02, 2011, 07:53:52 AM
(https://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg125/dreamtheaterforums/Misc/Portis.jpg)
"Can you see my bulge?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 02, 2011, 07:54:41 AM
(https://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg125/dreamtheaterforums/Misc/Portis.jpg)

Clinton Portis thoughs trail to playing football in China.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 03, 2011, 05:35:24 AM
"Do I have anything stuck in my cleats?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 03, 2011, 10:36:31 AM
(https://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg125/dreamtheaterforums/Misc/Portis.jpg)

Looks like Clinton's Port Is definitely open!


The deathsquid wins.  PM will be sent.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on June 03, 2011, 12:39:38 PM
Thanks El Bosko. 

New Standings:

Hall of Fame

kingshmegland - 42
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 22
Zydar - 20
Lonestar - 18
Bosk1 - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
contest_sanity - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7

Durg - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on June 03, 2011, 12:40:58 PM
To continue our sports-themed pics:

(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs020.ash2/34368_426569103432_208717008432_4460773_4731744_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 03, 2011, 12:41:54 PM
To continue our sports-themed pics:

(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs020.ash2/34368_426569103432_208717008432_4460773_4731744_n.jpg)

Jack Black's inspiration for Cock pushups.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JosephAOI on June 03, 2011, 12:52:57 PM
To continue our sports-themed pics:

(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs020.ash2/34368_426569103432_208717008432_4460773_4731744_n.jpg)
"This turned out differently than he originally thought it would..."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 03, 2011, 01:06:07 PM
To continue our sports-themed pics:

(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs020.ash2/34368_426569103432_208717008432_4460773_4731744_n.jpg)

Duane Wade's continuation of the "Get Me Out Of Here" Commercial for T-Mobile and for Magnum condoms.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on June 03, 2011, 01:20:35 PM
Tell me how my ass tastes!
Title: Re: That's gonna impair his dunking ability
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 03, 2011, 01:40:02 PM
(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs020.ash2/34368_426569103432_208717008432_4460773_4731744_n.jpg)

"Well yes, technically it should be called fouling, but there's nothing in the rule book banning sodomy, you see!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on June 03, 2011, 01:59:14 PM
Nike was so concerned about confiscating the video of LeBron getting dunked on they forgot to cover up his gay sex tape.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 03, 2011, 02:49:15 PM
"Somehow, this looked a lot less gay in my mind before I actually did it."
Title: Re: either ya get it or ya don't
Post by: El Barto on June 03, 2011, 02:57:48 PM
To continue our sports-themed pics:

(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs020.ash2/34368_426569103432_208717008432_4460773_4731744_n.jpg)
I'm alive when you're touching me,
Alive when you're shoving me down.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 03, 2011, 04:21:10 PM
(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs020.ash2/34368_426569103432_208717008432_4460773_4731744_n.jpg)
Hey, wheres the cream filling?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 03, 2011, 04:37:32 PM
 :omg:  Oh, no you di'n't!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 03, 2011, 04:48:30 PM
To continue our sports-themed pics:

(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs020.ash2/34368_426569103432_208717008432_4460773_4731744_n.jpg)

I'm on a bro.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JustJen on June 03, 2011, 05:26:55 PM
To continue our sports-themed pics:

(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs020.ash2/34368_426569103432_208717008432_4460773_4731744_n.jpg)

"I TOLD you if you did that again I'd f**k you up the ass sideways."

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 03, 2011, 07:28:59 PM
To continue our sports-themed pics:

(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs020.ash2/34368_426569103432_208717008432_4460773_4731744_n.jpg)

The Decision.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on June 04, 2011, 08:56:13 PM
Lots of good ones, but a Lonely Island reference will get me every time:

I'm on a bro.

PM will be sent.

Updated Standings:

Hall of Fame

kingshmegland - 42
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 22
Zydar - 20
Lonestar - 18
Bosk1 - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
contest_sanity - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7

Durg - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Jamesman - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 04, 2011, 09:00:15 PM
Haha nice! I thought Tick would've gotten that one.

Will post a pic soon.

How long do I give the round for? 24 hours?
Title: Re: Yup.....
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 04, 2011, 09:00:39 PM
Haha nice! I thought Tick would've gotten that one.

Will post a pic soon.

How long do I give the round for? 24 hours?

Until I post a caption.
Title: I'll make sure the picture is of your mom then, after I wake her up
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 04, 2011, 09:21:21 PM
Right.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 04, 2011, 09:29:04 PM
Picture of me from today

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3qv6EvwOD5c/TSlagh9N3vI/AAAAAAAAH_w/0OGqL4e4pcA/s1600/75+Awkward.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm pretty sure, at least. I'ma t work, so I'm pretty drunk
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 04, 2011, 09:30:11 PM
Already done, IIRC.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on June 04, 2011, 09:32:36 PM
It's perfectly normal to horse around in a thong every now and again
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 04, 2011, 09:35:31 PM
Dang, I'll get a new one posted soon...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 04, 2011, 09:37:53 PM
(https://bayd.info/dwn/domatus_pic/data/handcuff-fanatic.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 05, 2011, 01:45:21 AM
"Book him, Danno".
Title: Re: Aww, so sad.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 05, 2011, 02:51:14 AM
(https://bayd.info/dwn/domatus_pic/data/handcuff-fanatic.jpg)

You're only saying it's police brutality because he's not white.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on June 05, 2011, 03:54:37 AM
(https://bayd.info/dwn/domatus_pic/data/handcuff-fanatic.jpg)

Being emo in Thailand ain't for pussies.

If you think fisticuffs is intense, meet it's lesser-known cousin: facesticuffs!

The highlight of the prank wars had to be when they convinced Cho that S & M Piercing stood for Stan and Martin.

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 05, 2011, 06:22:28 AM
(https://bayd.info/dwn/domatus_pic/data/handcuff-fanatic.jpg)

The police saw holes in his alibi.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JustJen on June 05, 2011, 06:57:15 AM
By the time he got to "hear no evil" he had run out of handcuffs.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 05, 2011, 07:44:08 AM
(https://bayd.info/dwn/domatus_pic/data/handcuff-fanatic.jpg)
"Freeze savage! You have the right to remain completely fucked up! except you'll be in a white jacket for awhile. and you just earned yourself another pair of handcuffs! Spread um freakazoid!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 05, 2011, 09:48:19 AM
(https://bayd.info/dwn/domatus_pic/data/handcuff-fanatic.jpg)

Just imagine if this guy was into anal beads.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 05, 2011, 11:02:42 AM
(https://bayd.info/dwn/domatus_pic/data/handcuff-fanatic.jpg)
Oh those wacky Samoans and there crazy sex fantasies.
Title: Re: What even counts as sexual assault in Thailand?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 05, 2011, 11:29:14 AM
(https://bayd.info/dwn/domatus_pic/data/handcuff-fanatic.jpg)

Police finally managed to apprehend Tuong's mouth for armed robbery and his eyebrows for aggravated sexual assault. His nose, however, is still on the loose.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 05, 2011, 11:54:50 AM
Fox tries out its  sequel to Cops with its new cutting edge show....Blind Cops!
and wait till you see the car chases!
Title: Re: What a pretty picture I've painted!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 05, 2011, 12:11:40 PM
(https://bayd.info/dwn/domatus_pic/data/handcuff-fanatic.jpg)

"So let me get this straight. You were running through the Harry Houdini museum when you tripped and fell into the handcuff display?"
"Yep, that's what happened, doctor."
"I see. And was this before or after you accidentally sat down on a banana wrapped in a condom?"
"... Before."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on June 05, 2011, 03:06:33 PM
Authorities managed to catch almost all the members of the A-Team, but Face was still holed up, somewhere in Indonesia.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 05, 2011, 04:17:32 PM
(https://bayd.info/dwn/domatus_pic/data/handcuff-fanatic.jpg)

Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on June 05, 2011, 07:58:27 PM
"If you wanna be my lover, first you gotta get with my friends!"







-Sorry about not posting, gents, I actualy went into the ER that day, and just got out.  Shittty week, to say the least.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 05, 2011, 08:14:02 PM
"If you wanna be my lover, first you gotta get with my friends!"







-Sorry about not posting, gents, I actualy went into the ER that day, and just got out.  Shittty week, to say the least.

I was wondering.  You all right?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 05, 2011, 08:21:13 PM
"If you wanna be my lover, first you gotta get with my friends!"







-Sorry about not posting, gents, I actualy went into the ER that day, and just got out.  Shittty week, to say the least.
Hope your ok, bud?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on June 05, 2011, 10:23:44 PM
(https://bayd.info/dwn/domatus_pic/data/handcuff-fanatic.jpg)

"You got the key, right?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on June 05, 2011, 10:49:35 PM
(https://bayd.info/dwn/domatus_pic/data/handcuff-fanatic.jpg)

"Tell David Blaine to suck my dick!"
Title: Re: Saw 8: We Were High on PCP While Writing This One
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 05, 2011, 10:52:09 PM
(https://bayd.info/dwn/domatus_pic/data/handcuff-fanatic.jpg)

Man, the Saw franchise just keeps getting more far-fetched every year.
Title: Re: Taints are inherently funny concepts
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 06, 2011, 11:55:26 AM
(https://bayd.info/dwn/domatus_pic/data/handcuff-fanatic.jpg)

Trust me, you really don't want to see this guy's taint.
Title: It's Pun-day, Pun-day: gotta make puns on Pun-day!
Post by: contest_sanity on June 06, 2011, 12:54:32 PM
(https://bayd.info/dwn/domatus_pic/data/handcuff-fanatic.jpg)

A talented street performer with great improv skills, Cho often liked to just make things up off the cuff.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 06, 2011, 01:05:31 PM
(https://bayd.info/dwn/domatus_pic/data/handcuff-fanatic.jpg)

Did anyone tell you we can see your loose filling?
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on June 06, 2011, 01:21:31 PM
Meanwhile, at the Rhammstein show...
Title: Re: Oh Jamesman, where are you?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 06, 2011, 08:16:10 PM
(https://bayd.info/dwn/domatus_pic/data/handcuff-fanatic.jpg)

Like any true artist, Mark gets pretty cheeky if you suggest his work is lowbrow.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 07, 2011, 10:16:09 AM
(https://bayd.info/dwn/domatus_pic/data/handcuff-fanatic.jpg)

"You got the key, right?"

Man, that was tough...LHK almost got it, they were all great though. :lol Congrats rumby!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 07, 2011, 10:16:50 AM
Updated Standings:

Hall of Fame

kingshmegland - 42
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 22
Zydar - 20
Lonestar - 18
Bosk1 - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
contest_sanity - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7

Durg - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Jamesman - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on June 07, 2011, 11:05:02 AM
W00t!

New pic:
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/weiner-shirtless2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: bosk1 on June 07, 2011, 11:07:53 AM
Although Paul had still not managed to actually catch Ceiling Cat, he enjoyed sitting down at his computer each night to try to lure him out yet again. 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 07, 2011, 11:09:11 AM
And now for proof that this is indeed big government
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on June 07, 2011, 12:48:58 PM
How to identify a member of federal government on chat roulette: Can not see full face and pictures of family in the background
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on June 07, 2011, 01:07:16 PM
Cut the guy some slack, we was just showing where his last name Weiner comes from.
Title: I'm out!
Post by: contest_sanity on June 07, 2011, 01:08:50 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/weiner-shirtless2.jpg)

Looks like Democrats are flying south for the weiner.

EDIT: DTF Skype is getting out of hand.

EDIT: Here's one liberal who doesn't support gun control.

EDIT: It was at this exact moment Anthony Weiner realized he was no longer "master of his domain."

EDIT: Government conference call with Iraq; theme: Balls Over Baghdad.
Title: Re: I'm so clever!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 07, 2011, 02:25:17 PM
Please don't let him show us his 'executive branch'...
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 07, 2011, 03:32:48 PM

New pic:
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/weiner-shirtless2.jpg)



Dad?!  Is that my graduation picture behind you?!


Does Dragon Naturally Speaking work on pecs?

Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 07, 2011, 07:52:32 PM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/weiner-shirtless2.jpg)
"YOU SEE THIS BODY LADIES! WEINER!!!YOU KNOW MY NAME BITCH! THAT'S RIGHT, ELLIOT SPITZER, DAVID PATTERSON, OR CHARLIE RANGEL AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME!!! NEW YORK POILTICIANS RULE BABY!!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 08, 2011, 06:35:18 AM
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/weiner-shirtless2.jpg)
When you grow as the 98 pound weakling who has sand kickied in his face and your last name is Weiner, you work out alot, become a prominent NY politician and show your penis to young women to try and compensate.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on June 09, 2011, 05:46:31 AM
And now for proof that this is indeed big government

Haha, liked this one. Winnah!

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 09, 2011, 05:54:33 AM
Awesome! :laugh:

I've gotta run to work, like, now, so here's the pic...if it has been used, rumby can you post one for me?


(https://musicmazaa.com/images/joke/funnyimages/dont-run-away-from-me-hubby-dearest.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 09, 2011, 08:24:58 AM
Seeing eye fogey. Not the best choice.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 09, 2011, 08:32:47 AM
Awesome! :laugh:

I've gotta run to work, like, now, so here's the pic...if it has been used, rumby can you post one for me?


(https://musicmazaa.com/images/joke/funnyimages/dont-run-away-from-me-hubby-dearest.jpg)

Years later, Wild E Coyote needed the Roadrunner to hold him up.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 09, 2011, 08:34:50 AM
"Golly, that one had some hang-time. Would you be so kind, dear?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on June 09, 2011, 09:12:29 AM
Awesome! :laugh:

I've gotta run to work, like, now, so here's the pic...if it has been used, rumby can you post one for me?


(https://musicmazaa.com/images/joke/funnyimages/dont-run-away-from-me-hubby-dearest.jpg)

It's so crazy what you can buy in the duty free shops these days.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 09, 2011, 09:15:59 AM
Awesome! :laugh:

I've gotta run to work, like, now, so here's the pic...if it has been used, rumby can you post one for me?


(https://musicmazaa.com/images/joke/funnyimages/dont-run-away-from-me-hubby-dearest.jpg)

Love is airing out a mans fart.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on June 09, 2011, 09:18:02 AM
Look there's a Ronald Reagan trading card on the floor!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on June 09, 2011, 12:49:21 PM
Hurry up, Harold, my hair appointments in ten minutes.
Title: Re: Seriously, that lady looks like Kim Jong-Il. Is she so ronery?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 09, 2011, 01:29:33 PM
(https://musicmazaa.com/images/joke/funnyimages/dont-run-away-from-me-hubby-dearest.jpg)

"Great Leader Kim Jong-Il is not growing older; in fact, he has found a way to reverse his aging process and is actually a fit, healthy 26 again. He has also shared this secret with his bodyguard, who is strong enough to break down trees with his bare hands. Any information to the contrary is simply lies and propaganda spread by the decadent West."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on June 09, 2011, 05:26:22 PM
(https://musicmazaa.com/images/joke/funnyimages/dont-run-away-from-me-hubby-dearest.jpg)

The Bourne Elderly was a terribly disappointing conclusion to the franchise.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on June 09, 2011, 05:34:46 PM
You know you found your life's love when she airs out your farts.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on June 09, 2011, 05:54:15 PM
Gimme some of that candy, don't you try running away from me again.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 09, 2011, 07:46:33 PM
You know you found your life's love when she airs out your farts.

rumborak

Awesome! :laugh:

I've gotta run to work, like, now, so here's the pic...if it has been used, rumby can you post one for me?


(https://musicmazaa.com/images/joke/funnyimages/dont-run-away-from-me-hubby-dearest.jpg)

Love is airing out a mans fart.

Great minds think alike.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JustJen on June 09, 2011, 08:04:26 PM
(https://musicmazaa.com/images/joke/funnyimages/dont-run-away-from-me-hubby-dearest.jpg)

Old people really shouldn't handle super glue.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 10, 2011, 06:53:55 AM
(https://musicmazaa.com/images/joke/funnyimages/dont-run-away-from-me-hubby-dearest.jpg)
Getting to the Slayer shows wasn't as easy as it used to be, but Edna and Theodore were still big fans.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 10, 2011, 07:13:55 AM
Forgot to update this, don't mind me....


Updated Standings:

Hall of Fame

kingshmegland - 42
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 22
Zydar - 20
Lonestar - 18
Bosk1 - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
contest_sanity - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7

Durg - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Jamesman - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on June 10, 2011, 08:58:16 AM
(https://musicmazaa.com/images/joke/funnyimages/dont-run-away-from-me-hubby-dearest.jpg)

Ted was about to open a can of whoop ass on that cop but Fran stopped him.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 10, 2011, 09:10:18 AM
Awesome! :laugh:

I've gotta run to work, like, now, so here's the pic...if it has been used, rumby can you post one for me?


(https://musicmazaa.com/images/joke/funnyimages/dont-run-away-from-me-hubby-dearest.jpg)

Yvonne grabbed Earl by his 3rd leg.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 10, 2011, 09:17:42 AM
"Go ahead, pull me under I'm not afraid!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: rumborak on June 10, 2011, 10:21:41 AM
The lame leading the blind.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JustJen on June 10, 2011, 01:48:57 PM
(https://musicmazaa.com/images/joke/funnyimages/dont-run-away-from-me-hubby-dearest.jpg)
At some point during the Senior Revue Mr. and Mrs. Jones' horse costume fell off but they didn't seem to notice.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 10, 2011, 02:06:40 PM
Awesome! :laugh:

I've gotta run to work, like, now, so here's the pic...if it has been used, rumby can you post one for me?


(https://musicmazaa.com/images/joke/funnyimages/dont-run-away-from-me-hubby-dearest.jpg)

The muse for monkeys in a barrel.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on June 10, 2011, 03:31:50 PM
Although sporting life-sized dolls, the street ventriloquist performance appears rather mundane... That is, until you realize that the bag is controlling doth dolls at once.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: JustJen on June 10, 2011, 04:44:43 PM
(https://musicmazaa.com/images/joke/funnyimages/dont-run-away-from-me-hubby-dearest.jpg)
The upcoming summer blockbuster, "Forrest Gump part 10", finds Forrest at age 86 still running across the country, still with fans following close behind.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 11, 2011, 12:56:37 PM
Winners, if you post a picture, they need to remember to judge it and pick a winner.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on June 11, 2011, 01:37:04 PM
(https://musicmazaa.com/images/joke/funnyimages/dont-run-away-from-me-hubby-dearest.jpg)

"Master of Puppets is pulling your strings!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 11, 2011, 02:21:22 PM
"Golly, that one had some hang-time. Would you be so kind, dear?"

You silly man. Winner!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 11, 2011, 02:21:48 PM
Updated Standings:

Hall of Fame

kingshmegland - 42
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 22
Zydar - 21
Lonestar - 18
Bosk1 - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
contest_sanity - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7

Durg - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Jamesman - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 11, 2011, 02:22:12 PM
Winners, if you post a picture, they need to remember to judge it and pick a winner.


It was about 2 days, isn't that the rule...?


Edit: I was going by the trend of the thread, OP says 24 hours but it seems like it's been about 2 days per round.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on June 11, 2011, 02:26:23 PM
Winners, if you post a picture, they need to remember to judge it and pick a winner.
It was about 2 days, isn't that the rule...?

Edit: I was going by the trend of the thread, OP says 24 hours but it seems like it's been about 2 days per round.
It's supposed to be as close to 24 hours as possible.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 11, 2011, 02:27:21 PM
*shrug* Ok.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on June 11, 2011, 03:48:31 PM
*shrug* Ok.
*bitchslaps*

Don't ever let it happen again. :P
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 11, 2011, 03:49:29 PM
*shrug* Ok.
*bitchslaps*

Don't ever let it happen again. :P

Next time I'll wait a week and then announce that you won, suckaaaaa!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on June 11, 2011, 04:03:36 PM
I'm not one to talk, my last win came before an 8 day hospital stay, and I had no clue I had one til I got out.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 11, 2011, 04:16:04 PM
Your body knew this conversation would come up to make you look as bad as me. :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on June 11, 2011, 06:05:43 PM
Your body knew this conversation would come up to make you look as bad as me. :biggrin:
Busted.




*patiently awaits new pic*
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 12, 2011, 01:01:14 AM
Sweet! Thanks Jamesman :tup

(https://www.sebastian-karlsson.se/wp-content/uploads/funny-04.jpeg)

Go!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dillster22 on June 12, 2011, 01:45:54 AM
That makes me moist.
Title: Can I Ass You a Caption?
Post by: contest_sanity on June 12, 2011, 03:04:35 AM
(https://www.sebastian-karlsson.se/wp-content/uploads/funny-04.jpeg)

"Well hello there... nice grass."

EDIT: GET YOUR ASS OFF MY LAWN!!!

EDIT: Meet Art Bankston: the world's first, and only, lawn proctologist.

EDIT: The ass is always greener on the other side.

EDIT: Whenever there's a Bush and a Cheney, Bush always bends over.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Xanthul on June 12, 2011, 04:37:51 AM
Charlie! Tell me what you're doing and don't beat around the bush!

EDIT: What an artist, I can even see her kidneys.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 12, 2011, 06:38:37 AM
Winners, if you post a picture, they need to remember to judge it and pick a winner.


It was about 2 days, isn't that the rule...?


Edit: I was going by the trend of the thread, OP says 24 hours but it seems like it's been about 2 days per round.
It has been over a lot, your correct. If we can all try to judge in 24 that would be great. I sometimes don't adhere to my own rules as well. I understand its not always going to happen. If your a judge and judging a bit early works for you, go that route if you can.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 12, 2011, 06:39:50 AM
(https://www.sebastian-karlsson.se/wp-content/uploads/funny-04.jpeg)
"Man do I love a good trimmed bush."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 12, 2011, 06:56:11 AM
Sweet! Thanks Jamesman :tup

(https://www.sebastian-karlsson.se/wp-content/uploads/funny-04.jpeg)

Go!

This hedge grows well when it a full moon.

This hedge is also known as the Boxwood - Emerald Jewels
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on June 12, 2011, 09:51:00 AM
"Hey Billy, get another daggum baseball, I'm not going in there!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on June 12, 2011, 12:31:51 PM
The reason why Treebeard's little brother, Hedgetrim, was kept out of War of the Ring.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 12, 2011, 12:59:04 PM
Sweet! Thanks Jamesman :tup

(https://www.sebastian-karlsson.se/wp-content/uploads/funny-04.jpeg)

Go!

Edward Scissorhands had it up to here from the suburbs and was moving on to the big city.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on June 12, 2011, 01:05:24 PM
Sweet! Thanks Jamesman :tup

(https://www.sebastian-karlsson.se/wp-content/uploads/funny-04.jpeg)

Go!


Sweet! Thanks Jamesman :tup

(https://www.sebastian-karlsson.se/wp-content/uploads/funny-04.jpeg)

Go!

The Bushman tells Stan Lee off in style for his exclusion from the Avengers franchise.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 13, 2011, 05:23:57 AM
Sorry for the late pick of a winner, but I had a meeting at work.

There were many great ones, but tick had the best one ;D

"Man do I love a good trimmed bush."

A PM will be sent.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 13, 2011, 05:24:32 AM
Updated Standings:

Hall of Fame

kingshmegland - 42
Adami - 31
Tick - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 22
Zydar - 21
Lonestar - 18
Bosk1 - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
contest_sanity - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7

Durg - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Jamesman - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1
 
 
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 13, 2011, 06:39:58 AM
Cool!
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/capital-poop_pranks-big_l1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 13, 2011, 06:48:26 AM
Cool!
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/capital-poop_pranks-big_l1.jpg)

How Mini-Me was born.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on June 13, 2011, 06:57:46 AM
Cool!
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/capital-poop_pranks-big_l1.jpg)

I ate Larry the Cable Guy for breakfast.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 13, 2011, 07:02:58 AM
"Which seat do I take?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 13, 2011, 07:21:47 AM
Cool!
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/capital-poop_pranks-big_l1.jpg)

The Hillbilly Thinker.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on June 13, 2011, 08:37:29 AM
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/capital-poop_pranks-big_l1.jpg)

Bathroom cameras -- they're the shit!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on June 13, 2011, 08:39:54 AM
Cool!
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/capital-poop_pranks-big_l1.jpg)

"Wonder what happened to my underwear?"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 13, 2011, 08:41:04 AM
Cool!
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/capital-poop_pranks-big_l1.jpg)

"Wonder what happened to my underwear?"

 :lol
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on June 13, 2011, 09:59:16 AM
Cool!
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/capital-poop_pranks-big_l1.jpg)
"Ummm, dumptrucks, planes dropping bombs, soft serve ice cream, oh that did it."
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 14, 2011, 06:43:43 AM
Before I judge, this was what I thought...

(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/capital-poop_pranks-big_l1.jpg)
The Stinker.

and the winner with his brillient caption is.....


drum roll.............................................................................

"Which seat do I take?"
I loved this one!
Zydar takes it!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 14, 2011, 07:02:06 AM
Oh nice, thanks ;D

(https://hilariouspictures.org/pics/000001/vacation.jpg)
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 14, 2011, 07:02:39 AM
Updated Standings:

Hall of Fame

kingshmegland - 42
Adami - 31
Tick - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 22
Zydar - 22
Lonestar - 18
Bosk1 - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
contest_sanity - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7

Durg - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Jamesman - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 14, 2011, 07:40:29 AM
(https://hilariouspictures.org/pics/000001/vacation.jpg)
When puberty and computers collide.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on June 14, 2011, 07:56:19 AM
You're going to summer camp and you'll like it!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: chknptpie on June 14, 2011, 08:16:30 AM
Nick is forced to take a vacation.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on June 14, 2011, 08:28:16 AM
^^further to that^^




"NO DAD!!....I can't miss When Prog and Power Unite.......(Monday's from 6-9 eastern)!!!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on June 14, 2011, 08:58:57 AM
(https://hilariouspictures.org/pics/000001/vacation.jpg)

No internet at grammy's house.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Dr. DTVT on June 14, 2011, 09:00:35 AM
I need my saved internet porn!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on June 14, 2011, 10:07:34 AM
Oh nice, thanks ;D

(https://hilariouspictures.org/pics/000001/vacation.jpg)

C'mon dad!!!  They're announcing the drummer today!!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 14, 2011, 11:42:54 AM
(https://hilariouspictures.org/pics/000001/vacation.jpg)
"I said get in the fucking car son, you can reply to ticks post later!"
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on June 14, 2011, 11:50:08 AM
on another note Tick...how big to threads get before they archive them?
We're at 212 pages....just a thought.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Tick on June 14, 2011, 11:55:35 AM
on another note Tick...how big to threads get before they archive them?
We're at 212 pages....just a thought.
I have no idea when that would happen?
If its time to start edition 2, I am ready when necessary.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 14, 2011, 01:16:31 PM
Oh nice, thanks ;D

(https://hilariouspictures.org/pics/000001/vacation.jpg)

Who knew that Mike's super computer would save him from his abusive father.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Durg on June 14, 2011, 01:35:46 PM
(https://hilariouspictures.org/pics/000001/vacation.jpg)

Don't waste your money on that new "Drag Me to Hell" sequel.
Title: Re: Sorry buddy
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 14, 2011, 03:08:35 PM
(https://hilariouspictures.org/pics/000001/vacation.jpg)

"No dad, I have to judge the caption contest tonight! You don't want me to pull a Lonestar, do you?!"
Title: The Random Caption Game
Post by: contest_sanity on June 14, 2011, 07:34:57 PM
(https://hilariouspictures.org/pics/000001/vacation.jpg)

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on June 14, 2011, 07:44:16 PM
Oh nice, thanks ;D

(https://hilariouspictures.org/pics/000001/vacation.jpg)

You can't have it son!! It doesn't have the Energy Star seal on it!!
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: contest_sanity on June 14, 2011, 09:32:22 PM
(https://hilariouspictures.org/pics/000001/vacation.jpg)

Edward Gore was hired by his brother Al to eliminate anyone who questioned the claim that Al invented the Internet.  It got really ugly on this particular occasion.


Though mostly forgotten now, Amazon's original Kindle prototype was a colossal failure.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 15, 2011, 07:17:42 AM
As usual, many good ones. But lonestar wins with this DTF reference:

C'mon dad!!!  They're announcing the drummer today!!!

A PM will be sent.
Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: Zydar on June 15, 2011, 07:19:07 AM
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Title: Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
Post by: lonestar on June 16, 2011, 03:36:39 PM
OK, OK, I'm here and got the message, I will post a pic on my break in a couple of hours.  Thanks Zydar!!!