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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6965 on: May 05, 2011, 07:25:20 PM »
Seeing-Eye Dog
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Re: I have no idea what y'all will come up with here. No guesses. At all.
« Reply #6966 on: May 05, 2011, 08:52:06 PM »
Quote from: sonatafanica on May 05, 2011, 06:04:03 PM





That is the worst rug I have ever seen.

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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: I have no idea what y'all will come up with here. No guesses. At all.
« Reply #6967 on: May 05, 2011, 10:41:51 PM »


Now that's what I call "doggystyle."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6968 on: May 06, 2011, 04:42:13 AM »
Bosk and his dog, walkin along side teh river


Blue man group goes casual
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Re: I have no idea what y'all will come up with here. No guesses. At all.
« Reply #6969 on: May 06, 2011, 04:49:22 AM »
Quote from: contest_sanity on May 05, 2011, 10:41:51 PM



What do you mean Polly's not a parrot?!
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6970 on: May 06, 2011, 07:00:33 AM »
In Soviet Russia, dog walks you!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6971 on: May 06, 2011, 07:12:43 AM »
Even stuffed pets needs to be walked.
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Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: I have no idea what y'all will come up with here. No guesses. At all.
« Reply #6972 on: May 06, 2011, 07:35:10 AM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6973 on: May 06, 2011, 07:38:40 AM »
Rover sure picked a bad time to come clean about his fear of sidewalks.
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6974 on: May 06, 2011, 08:08:59 AM »
Border Collies can be skiddish but being afraid of cement is just ridiculous.


You should see what he does when he poops.


Ok. One bark means go.  Two barks mean stop.  Three barks mean fetch!  Got it?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6975 on: May 06, 2011, 10:19:21 AM »
hehe...cats will never suspect my "Death from above" attack
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Re: I have no idea what y'all will come up with here. No guesses. At all.
« Reply #6976 on: May 06, 2011, 11:25:48 AM »

Send rover right over!
« Last Edit: May 06, 2011, 02:51:29 PM by kingshmegland »
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: I have no idea what y'all will come up with here. No guesses. At all.
« Reply #6977 on: May 06, 2011, 01:54:45 PM »



"Yes, a Jedi's strength flows through the force, but beware of the dark side"
"How did I let you talk me into this?
"THAT IS WHY YOU FAIL!"
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Re: I have no idea what y'all will come up with here. No guesses. At all.
« Reply #6978 on: May 06, 2011, 02:07:40 PM »
Quote from: sonatafanica on May 05, 2011, 06:04:03 PM


I saw the future dressed as a stranger
Love in a Space-Dog Vest
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Re: I have no idea what y'all will come up with here. No guesses. At all.
« Reply #6979 on: May 06, 2011, 02:54:30 PM »
« Last Edit: May 06, 2011, 04:02:25 PM by kingshmegland »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6980 on: May 06, 2011, 03:57:26 PM »
- My dog is able to bark once to say yes and twice for no.
- Well, mine is a shiatsu expert.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6981 on: May 06, 2011, 06:14:46 PM »
Leapdog, the new game in town.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6982 on: May 06, 2011, 08:45:02 PM »
- "You don't mind your dog up there?"
* "Nah, it used to be worse."
- "How so?"
* "He used to like to face the other way...and hump a lot."
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Re: Too ill to make a funny.
« Reply #6983 on: May 07, 2011, 09:43:07 AM »
Quote from: Xanthul on May 06, 2011, 03:57:26 PM
- My dog is able to bark once to say yes and twice for no.
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I like it. Winner. I'm on my phone in a doctor's office, someone else update the standings, please.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6984 on: May 07, 2011, 09:44:44 AM »
Updated standings:

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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6985 on: May 07, 2011, 12:49:16 PM »
Thanks!!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6986 on: May 07, 2011, 12:51:22 PM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6987 on: May 07, 2011, 12:59:28 PM »
Quote from: Xanthul on May 07, 2011, 12:49:16 PM
Thanks!!


Many people make sacrifices to enjoy their music. This man sacrificed everything apart from his airways to enjoy his music on the go.
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Re: I thought this forum needed more poop jokes
« Reply #6988 on: May 07, 2011, 01:03:42 PM »


The headphones were amazing, but suddenly Dave found himself wishing he had something to listen to other than Brokencyde.
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Quote from: GuitarCozmo on March 01, 2010, 07:59:22 PM
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Quote from: ZBomber on March 15, 2010, 03:39:51 PM
Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

Quote from: The Texas Pirate! on February 08, 2011, 04:14:10 PM
LHK is beyond EPIC.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6989 on: May 07, 2011, 01:06:58 PM »
John suddenly discovered a new music genre, claustrophobica. He would never be open again.
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6990 on: May 07, 2011, 01:27:00 PM »
Quote from: Xanthul on May 07, 2011, 12:49:16 PM
Thanks!!



Never borrow anything from Andre The Giant.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6991 on: May 07, 2011, 01:36:25 PM »
The stereotypical Small Faces fanboy.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6992 on: May 07, 2011, 01:57:26 PM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6993 on: May 07, 2011, 02:36:01 PM »
God dammit, I STILL CAN'T HEAR THE BASS!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6994 on: May 07, 2011, 02:56:50 PM »
(in muffled voice)- Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6995 on: May 07, 2011, 05:33:11 PM »


Dr. Dre's latest set of headphones definitely keeps your head ringing!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6996 on: May 07, 2011, 06:19:12 PM »
Quote from: Xanthul on May 07, 2011, 12:49:16 PM
Thanks!!



New remake of The Fly!!  Spliced with a fly and an I-Pod.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6997 on: May 07, 2011, 07:02:27 PM »
Ray was oblivious to why everyone said he looked like a pussy.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6998 on: May 07, 2011, 08:35:12 PM »
Facepod
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6999 on: May 07, 2011, 09:22:51 PM »


Bill Gates: "Steve, I seriously didn't think you could pull it off. Props to you, they really buy anything from you. Here's your 20 bucks."
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