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« Reply #7035 on: May 10, 2011, 02:33:07 PM »
How to get ahead in the field of your choice.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7036 on: May 10, 2011, 02:34:07 PM »
Scarecrow?....maybe
Scared?....FUCK YEAH!
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Re: I know, I didn't give you a whole lot here
« Reply #7037 on: May 10, 2011, 02:47:52 PM »
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 10, 2011, 02:13:37 PM
I don't know if this has been done. If it has, let me know. Otherwise, do your worst:



Japanese porn is so freaky.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7038 on: May 10, 2011, 03:58:40 PM »
You raff you ruse.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7039 on: May 10, 2011, 04:02:10 PM »
Japanese kebab
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7040 on: May 10, 2011, 04:08:48 PM »


Those sticks are jammed really far up there
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7041 on: May 10, 2011, 04:16:24 PM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7042 on: May 10, 2011, 04:46:20 PM »
Fuck it, she's Asian, I'd still hit it.
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Re: Oh look, you won.
« Reply #7043 on: May 11, 2011, 03:31:24 PM »
Quote from: Zydar on May 10, 2011, 02:33:07 PM
How to get ahead in the field of your choice.

I'm not gonna say if you won it because of the pun, or the title change. The point is, you won. Good for you.


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7044 on: May 11, 2011, 11:30:46 PM »
Sweet, thanks!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7045 on: May 11, 2011, 11:35:49 PM »


"Contains 0% breast milk?  What the hell is this shit?!"
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Re: Swearing babies are always funny
« Reply #7046 on: May 12, 2011, 12:02:09 AM »


"What the Hell? This says I've been missing for eight months! What the fuck, Mo-Oh my god!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7047 on: May 12, 2011, 02:55:40 AM »
Is this your way of telling me I don't get to suck your tits anymore?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7048 on: May 12, 2011, 05:17:52 AM »

"Wow, is that Mike Portnoy!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7049 on: May 12, 2011, 05:32:57 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on May 11, 2011, 11:30:46 PM
Sweet, thanks!



It does a body good?!  COOL!!!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7050 on: May 12, 2011, 08:38:19 AM »
WTF is this language?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7051 on: May 12, 2011, 09:24:37 AM »




"They said I'd see my picture on a milk carton someday. I thought I was a cow until I was 17!" - a young Rodney Dangerfield
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7052 on: May 12, 2011, 10:27:37 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on May 11, 2011, 11:30:46 PM

What the Fuck?! Milk comes from cows and not... Fuck my life.
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Re: Went there...
« Reply #7053 on: May 12, 2011, 12:34:57 PM »


"I'm 12 months and what is this?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7054 on: May 12, 2011, 01:03:29 PM »
"HEEE! Goo!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7055 on: May 12, 2011, 01:21:58 PM »
Quote from: Zydar on May 11, 2011, 11:30:46 PM
Sweet, thanks!



OMG!!! It also comes in cartons!!!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7056 on: May 12, 2011, 02:27:03 PM »
 :lol
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7057 on: May 12, 2011, 02:28:47 PM »
What? 20 hours won't print my picture milk carton size? DAMMIT LAYNE STALEY
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7058 on: May 12, 2011, 02:38:00 PM »
Wow, they put mirrors on these things.....wait a minute....
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7059 on: May 12, 2011, 04:24:46 PM »

"OH MY GOD, THATS FUCKING ME!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7060 on: May 13, 2011, 12:17:16 AM »
There were many fine ones, but this one got me laughing:

Quote from: Xanthul on May 12, 2011, 02:55:40 AM
Is this your way of telling me I don't get to suck your tits anymore?

Congratulations Xanthul. A PM is on the way.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7061 on: May 13, 2011, 12:17:51 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7062 on: May 13, 2011, 12:24:16 AM »
thanks zydar!!

Im posting from my phone and wont be home for the whole day, can someone post a pic and i will judge tomorrow?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7063 on: May 13, 2011, 05:48:45 AM »
Not sure if this has been used?
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« Reply #7064 on: May 13, 2011, 05:55:28 AM »
IT has
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7065 on: May 13, 2011, 06:00:23 AM »
I suggest:
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7066 on: May 13, 2011, 07:08:02 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7067 on: May 13, 2011, 07:28:28 AM »
Quote from: mizzl on May 13, 2011, 06:00:23 AM
I suggest:


Initiation deterrent.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7068 on: May 13, 2011, 07:51:30 AM »


Unlike with Common, Fox News had no problem that Starz N Skinheads had been invited to the White House poetry slam.
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Re: You know what we do with gays here... We kiss 'em!
« Reply #7069 on: May 13, 2011, 12:04:07 PM »
"Red suspenders, Neal? That's so gay."
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HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

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