Ahoy ye filthy scallywags!
I be UnutterableSquid, a cap'n in search o' gold doubloons in the musical field.
I've flown the flag of many 'a fancy crew includin' Iron Maiden, Opeth, Pink Floyd, Gamma Ray, Blind Guardian, Bathory, Devin Townsend, an' a little known ship: the SS Dream Theater.
Also, I love me some Alestorm, but that be another tale for dead men not to tell.
Anyways, I be here to plunder some gold, drink from me tankard 'o ale, an do all things pirate-speak.
Here's to hopin' that me an' me first-mate Quadrochosis don't die of the scurvey!
Avast ye scalleywags, here be me scrimshaw...
UnutterableSquidNow fer some pirate jokes...
Shiver me timbers, it be cold outside
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum? That's why I be seein' double