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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #560 on: May 22, 2010, 01:12:11 PM »
Got the center cut out of the freezer when I got home and then I got a call to work with my friend for saturday morning.  So I lost out on saturday bacon.  Sunday will not fail me.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #561 on: June 01, 2010, 10:33:30 AM »
Bacon hot sauce - sign me up!

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #562 on: June 01, 2010, 12:06:46 PM »
We cooked some bacon Saturday morning, which I made into omelettes.  Used the leftovers for BLT's later at lunch time.  My omelettes are tasty, but they end up being sloppy looking because I just can't seem to get the flip down no matter how hard I try.  Oh, and I should mention, I used bacon fat to cook the omelettes in.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #563 on: June 01, 2010, 02:12:34 PM »
Last night, we took some jumbo prawns, pocketed them with jalapenos, wrapped them in bacon, and grilled them, finishing them off with an oragne chipotle BBQ sauce.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #564 on: June 01, 2010, 07:37:06 PM »
Last night, we took some jumbo prawns, pocketed them with jalapenos, wrapped them in bacon, and grilled them, finishing them off with an oragne chipotle BBQ sauce.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #565 on: June 05, 2010, 11:34:40 AM »
Just bought some bacon burgers(it's mixed up in it already :metal) to go with some Purple Haze beer tonight!!
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #566 on: June 05, 2010, 11:42:50 AM »
Last night, we took some jumbo prawns, pocketed them with jalapenos, wrapped them in bacon, and grilled them, finishing them off with an oragne chipotle BBQ sauce.
Cool, with the way labor cuts are going at the hotel, I may need a new gig soon.  Just make sure my hiring package includes full body washes by Thai hookers.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #567 on: June 05, 2010, 12:06:03 PM »
Anyone ever have bacon, egg, and cheeseburgers?

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #568 on: June 05, 2010, 12:14:27 PM »
Anyone ever have bacon, egg, and cheeseburgers?
There is a place I hit up in the Lake Tahoe area that makes those.  They are killer, especially when you hit the yolk and it runs down your chin, making you look like a slob.  Best ever.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #569 on: June 05, 2010, 01:13:37 PM »
Anyone ever have bacon, egg, and cheeseburgers?
There is a place I hit up in the Lake Tahoe area that makes those.  They are killer, especially when you hit the yolk and it runs down your chin, making you look like a slob.  Best ever.
That sounds delicious. One of the family's friends was telling me how when their kids go on vacation and get completely wasted they end up making those for breakfast.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #570 on: June 05, 2010, 05:57:00 PM »
I don't know if this will win the BACON!!!! thread, but it will come damn close....



That's right kids, bacon flavored sex lube. :hefdaddy

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #571 on: June 05, 2010, 07:05:23 PM »
We are now beyond the pale.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #572 on: June 05, 2010, 07:06:19 PM »
I don't know if this will win the BACON!!!! thread, but it will come damn close....



That's right kids, bacon flavored sex lube. :hefdaddy

I can see a little syrup involved. :hat
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« Reply #573 on: June 06, 2010, 11:40:42 AM »
*picture snip*


Well, sometimes you want some bacon with your tossed salad.
     

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #574 on: June 06, 2010, 03:39:00 PM »
*picture snip*


Well, sometimes you want some bacon with your tossed salad.
Wow, you really went there.

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« Reply #575 on: June 06, 2010, 04:38:25 PM »
*picture snip*


Well, sometimes you want some bacon with your tossed salad.
Oh, wow.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #576 on: June 06, 2010, 10:20:53 PM »
Listen! Do you smell something?

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #577 on: June 07, 2010, 10:29:54 AM »
*picture snip*


Well, sometimes you want some bacon with your tossed salad.
Well played :slowclap:
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #578 on: June 08, 2010, 12:10:00 PM »
this whole thread is 100% true..

pass the bacon please...
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #579 on: June 08, 2010, 12:11:45 PM »
Here you go bud.....

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #580 on: June 08, 2010, 01:21:20 PM »
Here you go bud.....

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Thank You for sharing Lonestar,very kind of you..and "this is some good bacon" :tup
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #581 on: June 11, 2010, 12:52:02 AM »
A bacon haiku:

Sometimes I am sad
and I feel very depressed
Solution?...Bacon

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #582 on: June 11, 2010, 06:52:47 AM »
A bacon haiku:

Sometimes I am sad
and I feel very very depressed
Solution?...Bacon

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #583 on: June 11, 2010, 06:54:15 AM »
Very is two syllables brah

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« Reply #584 on: June 11, 2010, 06:59:20 AM »
shit...it is.  I'm not a morning person.
     

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #585 on: June 11, 2010, 06:27:18 PM »
Post no. 3000, here you go DTF....

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« Reply #586 on: June 11, 2010, 10:24:15 PM »
That has to be the sexiest thing i have ever seen.

And the girl's alright too ...

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #587 on: July 01, 2010, 05:01:21 PM »
Not sure what this will entail...

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #588 on: July 01, 2010, 05:38:47 PM »
I'm curious about that one.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #589 on: July 02, 2010, 12:40:42 AM »
So, from my weight loss thread, I have been eating turkey bacon (for health reasons, just to eat a bit healthier). It's really good. Not as good as the real stuff, but it is suitable enough I suppose.

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« Reply #590 on: July 02, 2010, 12:52:21 AM »
So, from my weight loss thread, I have been eating turkey bacon (for health reasons, just to eat a bit healthier). It's really good. Not as good as the real stuff, but it is suitable enough I suppose.
I like turkey bacon; it's actually pretty decent.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #591 on: July 17, 2010, 06:14:45 PM »
I just got a Double Down from KFC but it doesn't have any bacon? What the fuck!? False advertising.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #592 on: July 17, 2010, 06:18:54 PM »
I just got a Double Down from KFC but it doesn't have any bacon? What the fuck!? False advertising.
Blow the fucking place up, that will teach them.


On a lighter note, tonights fish is a pan roasted halibut with a bacon, corn, and crab succotash, and an heirloom tomato cream.  Enjoy your baconless Double Down.

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« Reply #593 on: July 17, 2010, 06:36:58 PM »
Nothing like the smell of burning flesh....with bacon. Don't buy the Double Down, it's overrated.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #594 on: July 18, 2010, 04:45:39 AM »
A little cross-pollenation from the Old Spice commercials:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLz5ArupElA&feature=channel
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