BACON!!!!!!

[faemir]

[lonestar]

I am not making this up.  Bacon cheddar flavored popcorn.  MY boss and I are going to test drive it later tonight.  We will POP THE POPCORN IN BACON FAT and then toss it in salt and sharp white cheddar cheese.  I'll let you know how it turns out.

[axeman90210]

I am not making this up.  Bacon cheddar flavored popcorn.  MY boss and I are going to test drive it later tonight.  We will POP THE POPCORN IN BACON FAT and then toss it in salt and sharp white cheddar cheese.  I'll let you know how it turns out.

there's a mushroom cloud of splooge over my apartment right now

[Birch Boy]

I'll let you know how it turns out.

That is, if you don't die of a heart attack  

[hefdaddy42]

I am not making this up.  Bacon cheddar flavored popcorn.  MY boss and I are going to test drive it later tonight.  We will POP THE POPCORN IN BACON FAT and then toss it in salt and sharp white cheddar cheese.  I'll let you know how it turns out.

there's a mushroom cloud of splooge over my apartment right now

lol

[Volk9]

I am not making this up.  Bacon cheddar flavored popcorn.  MY boss and I are going to test drive it later tonight.  We will POP THE POPCORN IN BACON FAT and then toss it in salt and sharp white cheddar cheese.  I'll let you know how it turns out.

there's a mushroom cloud of splooge over my apartment right now

[lonestar]

So we did the popcorn, and it seriously turned out more epic than I expected.  We then made our own baconsalt to season fries with, which were killer too.  When tasting, my boss says"too much salt, not enough bacon."

[black_biff_stadler]

So we did the popcorn, and it seriously turned out more epic than I expected.  We then made our own baconsalt to season fries with, which were killer too.  When tasting, my boss says"too much salt, not enough bacon."

My name is black_floyd and I approve of this quote 

[Cool Chris]

I haven't read through this whole thread, but someone at the office just went around with a bacon cholocate bar.

I admit that the bite I had was most excellent, but I think committing to the whole thing in one sitting might be a gastro-intestinal overload.

[efxf]

New place in my area offering Pancakes & Bacon cupcakes...

https://sugarontopsc.com/default.aspx

A cupcake that tastes
like a sweet pancake, flavored with a hint of bacon.
Frosted with a maple syrup buttercream glaze
topped with a yummy piece of candied applewood bacon.
(Glazed no bacon, Glazed w/bacon & Bacon no Glaze are pictured)

[bosk1]

Kinda in the vein of the above, my wife made cornbread this last weekend with bacon, cheddar, and green onions.  ...in the cornbread. 

[hefdaddy42]

Kinda in the vein of the above, my wife made cornbread this last weekend with bacon, cheddar, and green onions.  ...in the cornbread. 

*drools*

[bosk1]

I never would have thought of chopping up those things and putting them in cornbread, but yeah, my reaction was similar to yours.

[Sigz]

Just ordered two large pizzas, one of which has bacon 

[lonestar]

Kinda in the vein of the above, my wife made cornbread this last weekend with bacon, cheddar, and green onions.  ...in the cornbread. 

Something tells me that a piece of that hot out of the oven, cut in half, and smothered in butter would stop the earth on its axis.

[MetalJunkie]

Kinda in the vein of the above, my wife made cornbread this last weekend with bacon, cheddar, and green onions.  ...in the cornbread. 

Something tells me that a piece of that hot out of the oven, cut in half, and smothered in butter would stop the earth on its axis.

Sounds good except for the onions.

[bosk1]

Kinda in the vein of the above, my wife made cornbread this last weekend with bacon, cheddar, and green onions.  ...in the cornbread. 

Something tells me that a piece of that hot out of the oven, cut in half, and smothered in butter would stop the earth on its axis.

Sounds good except for the onions.

Madness!!!

[Jamesman42]

Kinda in the vein of the above, my wife made cornbread this last weekend with bacon, cheddar, and green onions.  ...in the cornbread. 

Something tells me that a piece of that hot out of the oven, cut in half, and smothered in butter would stop the earth on its axis.

Sounds good except for the onions.

Madness!!!

[lonestar]

Good evening DTF.  Something happenned to me at work tonight that I need to share with all of you.  You may want to sit down for this.  Please, boys and girls, brace yourselves for this one.

       I found something with bacon that I didn't like.  The story starts with some of our bar regulars coming in and bringing a bar of chocolate mixed with bacon.  He offered some to me, and I jumped on it like a bum  on a free sandwich.  Giddy with anticipation, I ran to the kitchen for what I thought was going to be a memorable experience.  I felt slightly feverish as I popped the piece of bacon chocolate into my mouth.  Somewhere, far away, I heard a baby cry, the wind blow, the whimper of a hurt puppy.  As the bacon chocolate melted in my mouth, I wondered if a wire had come lose in my head.  Where was the delight, where was the joy, where was the gentle tingling in the loins.  Slowly, I realized what was going on.  I wanteed to refuse the horror of the thought, to deny the truth, but it was too late, the seal had been broken.
       Numbly, I staggered out into the cold, starless night.  Completeley oblivious to the world around me, I tried to make sense of the experience, but I couldn't.  A fresh open wound bled from my soul.  Slowly I came out of my stupor, a changed man.  Gone was the innocence, gone was the goodness, gone was the trust.  Just like when my mom told me there was no Santa, another shred of purity was stripped away from me.
       I needed to share this with all of you, in hopes of gaining some wisdom out of this experience.  Your well wishes are more than welcome, and always appreciated, but I think the one thing I need now more than anything else is time, time to come to terms with this new reality that was so coldly thrust upon me.
                             Thank you DTF, 

[Jamesman42]

That rant combined with your avatar is freaking win.

[hefdaddy42]

You disgust me.

[wolfking]

I just finished off an Italian BMT with BACON from Subway!!!   I'm polishing off with a couple of cookies and an iced coffee!!!

[bosk1]

Lonestar, serious question:  would it be feasible to make fried chicken wrapped in bacon and melted cheddar? 

[lonestar]

You disgust me.

Please, no abuse, I am quite disgusted with myself enough right now.


@bosk-  How about this, cut pockets into the chicken, and stuff them with the cheese, then before breading, wrap the chicken in the bacon.  Then bread it and fry it as normal.  Should be epic. We used to do a chicken wing at a place I worked at where we took out the first joint in the drummette, then stuffed it with a spicy pork sausage, then breaded it, fried it, and tossed it in hot sauce like a buffalo wing.  That was ten years ago and the taste still lingers in my mouth.

[bosk1]

@bosk-  How about this, cut pockets into the chicken, and stuff them with the cheese, then before breading, wrap the chicken in the bacon.  Then bread it and fry it as normal.  Should be epic.

I will let you know in advance the next time I plan to be in Berkeley if there is any chance this can be made a chef's special that day.

[lonestar]

I think I may test drive it tonight.  I'll let you know how it goes, once I stop humping the table in culinary ecstasy.

[bosk1]

Make sure the boss isn't around.  The table incident could cause you to have some 'splaining to do.

[lonestar]

Make sure the boss isn't around.  The table incident could cause you to have some 'splaining to do.

My boss has similar feelings to bacon and fried chicken, that table is getting tag teamed.

[bosk1]

I literally physically did this in my office when I read that: 

[lonestar]

 

[MetalJunkie]

[bosk1]

I just don't even...

[hefdaddy42]

I don't either.

[lonestar]

Same here.

[Birch Boy]

I concur