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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - ROUND 2 WINE PAIRINGS
« Reply #595 on: November 09, 2023, 06:49:48 AM »
RJ sent "Knocking At Your Back Door" for next round.

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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - ROUND 2 WINE PAIRINGS
« Reply #596 on: November 09, 2023, 07:01:06 AM »
I like the course selections I've prepared too much to do it now, but that would be hilarious for someone to run separately.  Sort of a "white elephant" gift roulette, saddling other participants with ridiculous songs.  Someone should try that sometime.

Isn't part of the fun watching people get unwound because their best laid plans just got thrown to the wolves?    It's like when Guy Fieri does the kitchen swap. 

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« Reply #597 on: November 09, 2023, 07:58:47 AM »
Absolutely love both the salad and the light pairing I chose to go with it.

Of course you do..



I meant in comparison to the rest of what I've got lined up, definitely my favorite course...asshole...

Your favourite course is asshole? No need to overshare dude!

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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - ROUND 2 WINE PAIRINGS
« Reply #598 on: November 09, 2023, 09:08:15 AM »
Nomnomnom...

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« Reply #599 on: November 09, 2023, 09:09:17 AM »
He eats the booty like groceries. :zydar:
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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - ROUND 2 WINE PAIRINGS
« Reply #600 on: November 09, 2023, 09:13:25 AM »
He eats the booty like groceries. :zydar:

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - ROUND 2 WINE PAIRINGS
« Reply #601 on: November 09, 2023, 09:13:41 AM »
He eats the booty like groceries. :zydar:

I eat it like I'm poisoned and the antidote is in there...

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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - ROUND 2 WINE PAIRINGS
« Reply #602 on: November 09, 2023, 09:17:43 AM »
what in the goddamn hell

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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - ROUND 2 WINE PAIRINGS
« Reply #603 on: November 09, 2023, 09:41:05 AM »
 :lol


Teach you to step away from your roulette for 5 seconds....

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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - ROUND 2 WINE PAIRINGS
« Reply #604 on: November 09, 2023, 10:03:20 AM »
Yea, the first rule of roulettes.

I propose a bonus round...


Course 6 -  RJ's gonna take you home

Something to round off the evening
Give me a sexual song to set the mood
Any style, put preferably smooth jazz
Purely instrumentals
4 orgasms max


Sexual Act Pairing

Pair a song based on your preferred sexual act

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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - ROUND 2 WINE PAIRINGS
« Reply #605 on: November 09, 2023, 10:30:55 AM »
Main submission - sexual healing by Marvin Gaye

Sex act pairing - https://youtu.be/34CZjsEI1yU?si=pVn-ST-vRP_dcuKH

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« Reply #606 on: November 09, 2023, 10:39:06 AM »
Congrats Lonestar

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« Reply #607 on: November 09, 2023, 10:41:58 AM »

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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - ROUND 2 WINE PAIRINGS
« Reply #608 on: November 09, 2023, 10:43:03 AM »
I am the warden of horny jail my friend...


Congrats Lonestar

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« Reply #609 on: November 09, 2023, 10:47:30 AM »
I am the warden of horny jail my friend...

What's Zydar, then?
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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - ROUND 2 WINE PAIRINGS
« Reply #610 on: November 09, 2023, 10:53:03 AM »
Main:  Kiss - "Nothin' To Lose"
Pairing: Ozzy - "One Up The B-Side"

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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - ROUND 2 WINE PAIRINGS
« Reply #611 on: November 09, 2023, 11:09:36 AM »
Suddenly I feel 7 pounds lighter

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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - ROUND 2 WINE PAIRINGS
« Reply #612 on: November 09, 2023, 11:27:30 AM »
Main submission - sexual healing by Marvin Gaye

Sex act pairing - https://youtu.be/34CZjsEI1yU?si=pVn-ST-vRP_dcuKH
Nah you guys are doing it wrong.  :biggrin:

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« Reply #613 on: November 09, 2023, 11:33:42 AM »

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« Reply #614 on: November 09, 2023, 11:53:31 AM »
Main submission - sexual healing by Marvin Gaye

Sex act pairing - https://youtu.be/34CZjsEI1yU?si=pVn-ST-vRP_dcuKH
Nah you guys are doing it wrong.  :biggrin:

Main Course - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq8NDqTpNLs

Wine Pairing - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zliY-MrI0mY

This only confirms my suspicions that I'd be going home with you.

Here's mine. I win.

Get you in the mood -
https://youtu.be/7COTI8k-rgo?feature=shared

Sex act pairing -
https://youtu.be/9JgYyZosG6s?feature=shared

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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - ROUND 2 WINE PAIRINGS
« Reply #615 on: November 09, 2023, 12:29:58 PM »
The health department isn’t gonna like what happened to this thread

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« Reply #616 on: November 09, 2023, 12:34:29 PM »
HAHAHAHA three winners in a row, though.  All three got laughs out loud!!  :)

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« Reply #617 on: November 09, 2023, 12:40:55 PM »
HAHAHAHA three winners in a row, though.  All three got laughs out loud!!  :)

It may be the best roulette round to date.

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« Reply #618 on: November 09, 2023, 12:45:57 PM »
I am the warden of horny jail my friend...

What's Zydar, then?

Nobody outZy's, Zydar.

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« Reply #619 on: November 09, 2023, 01:19:10 PM »
A sex round would be so wild lol that should definitely be a bonus.

Though those that posted already would be the winners lol
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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - ROUND 2 WINE PAIRINGS
« Reply #620 on: November 09, 2023, 01:51:31 PM »
Sacul's wine pairing would be disqualified - over 5 minutes.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - ROUND 2 WINE PAIRINGS
« Reply #621 on: November 09, 2023, 01:53:18 PM »
If we really want to have a Lonestar Sex Round, the time limit should be about three minutes anyway, no? A more realistic tribute to the round's namesake.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #622 on: November 09, 2023, 02:46:11 PM »
If we really want to have a Lonestar Sex Round, the time limit should be about three minutes anyway, no? A more realistic tribute to the round's namesake.

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« Reply #623 on: November 09, 2023, 02:47:51 PM »
That's quite a generous amount of time :neverusethis:

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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - ROUND 2 WINE PAIRINGS
« Reply #624 on: November 09, 2023, 02:54:45 PM »
Whatevs.... I got the best under 3 minute game in the business.




Wait...what are we talking about?

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Re: Metro's Gourmet Roulette - ROUND 2 WINE PAIRINGS
« Reply #625 on: November 09, 2023, 05:45:50 PM »
Round 6, eh?
Sounds sexy



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« Reply #626 on: November 09, 2023, 06:01:26 PM »
Sounds gross  :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #627 on: November 09, 2023, 07:19:18 PM »
Whatevs.... I got the best under 3 minute game in the business.




Wait...what are we talking about?

Bruh, you're not married. I called bullshit.
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« Reply #628 on: November 09, 2023, 07:20:08 PM »
Whatevs.... I got the best under 3 minute game in the business.




Wait...what are we talking about?

Bruh, you're not married. I called bullshit.

maybe he'd be married if...
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #629 on: November 09, 2023, 07:22:24 PM »
He was married. He knows what we are telling about. 
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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