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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #3850 on: June 29, 2014, 04:11:28 AM »
I would just like to say that there has been way too much analysis of one pic.
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #3851 on: June 29, 2014, 04:19:24 AM »
I would just like to say that there has been way too much analysis of penis:es.
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #3852 on: June 29, 2014, 04:57:18 AM »
I would just like to say that there has been way too much analysis of one set of cold balls.

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #3853 on: June 29, 2014, 07:57:59 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #3854 on: June 29, 2014, 08:32:29 AM »
I would just like to say that there has been way too much analysis of one pic.

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #3855 on: June 29, 2014, 08:37:01 AM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #3856 on: June 29, 2014, 04:40:25 PM »
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #3857 on: July 01, 2014, 02:58:04 AM »
"I said to Nigel Tufnel, 'The door is open if you want to do anything on this record,' but it turns out Nigel has a phobia about doors." /Derek Smalls

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #3858 on: July 02, 2014, 07:33:15 AM »
 :eek.....still only in Russia though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DsXFaaO_GM



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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #3859 on: July 02, 2014, 08:11:40 AM »
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #3860 on: July 02, 2014, 11:48:39 AM »
https://www.cracked.com/blog/how-7-iconic-movie-characters-would-fare-in-slasher-movie/

Yeah, Cracked have a few misses (or more than a few), but Chris Bucholz is amazing.
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« Reply #3861 on: July 02, 2014, 12:48:29 PM »
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/wtf/two_men_arrested_by_police_for_saying_nickelback_in_public.html

This kind of makes me want to go absolutely ballistic, but I didn't know where else to put it and since in the end they weren't charged with anything and all was well, I suppose it's a bit funny. Except not really cause fucking pompous bacon, brah.

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #3862 on: July 02, 2014, 06:09:29 PM »
"I said to Nigel Tufnel, 'The door is open if you want to do anything on this record,' but it turns out Nigel has a phobia about doors." /Derek Smalls

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« Reply #3863 on: July 02, 2014, 06:16:56 PM »
This happened on my local news and is currently making the rounds. 

Basically, a police officer confiscated pot...took it home to make brownies...then freaked out after he thought he was overdosing and called 911.   Recording of the call is included...hilarity ensues. 

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #3865 on: July 02, 2014, 07:44:08 PM »
https://www.cracked.com/blog/how-7-iconic-movie-characters-would-fare-in-slasher-movie/

Yeah, Cracked have a few misses (or more than a few), but Chris Bucholz is amazing.

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #3866 on: July 02, 2014, 09:15:21 PM »
That's one of my favourite lines as well. As well as the ending and Amelie's death.
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #3867 on: July 03, 2014, 04:11:11 AM »
https://www.cracked.com/blog/how-7-iconic-movie-characters-would-fare-in-slasher-movie/

Yeah, Cracked have a few misses (or more than a few), but Chris Bucholz is amazing.
That's amazing  :rollin

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #3868 on: July 03, 2014, 11:31:11 AM »
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #3869 on: July 03, 2014, 11:47:27 AM »
Kind of gave me a headache...it was overplayed about thirty seconds in for me; trying a bit too hard there.

But the first few seconds were funneh. :laugh:

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #3870 on: July 04, 2014, 04:52:21 AM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #3871 on: July 04, 2014, 05:34:44 AM »
"I said to Nigel Tufnel, 'The door is open if you want to do anything on this record,' but it turns out Nigel has a phobia about doors." /Derek Smalls

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #3872 on: July 04, 2014, 05:57:31 AM »
He got promoted?
Must've been Kwyji sending all the wrong songs.   ;D

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« Reply #3873 on: July 04, 2014, 08:36:55 AM »
Edited because Tricia's explanation makes more sense.  It was a demotion. 

Then the iceberg takes out a whole fucking cruise ship.  Nice job, Phil.

Wonder what they'll put him in charge of next.
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« Reply #3874 on: July 04, 2014, 08:43:54 AM »
He got promoted?

I think being a supervisor of "living" things, followed by a supervisor of inanimate objects is a demotion. Probably based on how things went with the dinosaurs...

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« Reply #3875 on: July 04, 2014, 10:09:45 AM »
This is just disturbing but man, i lol'd so hard.

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« Reply #3876 on: July 04, 2014, 12:21:19 PM »
Wonder what they'll put him in charge of next.
Found his résumé:

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« Reply #3877 on: July 04, 2014, 12:25:23 PM »
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« Reply #3878 on: July 04, 2014, 01:22:51 PM »
He got promoted?

I think being a supervisor of "living" things, followed by a supervisor of inanimate objects is a demotion. Probably based on how things went with the dinosaurs...

The dinosaurs killed a few, the iceberg killed many -> from few to many -> promotion. But I just wanted to be funny, oh well maybe next time  :blush
Must've been Kwyji sending all the wrong songs.   ;D

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #3879 on: July 04, 2014, 03:12:29 PM »
Took a second, but holy hell did I lol:

That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #3880 on: July 05, 2014, 04:25:03 AM »
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« Reply #3881 on: July 05, 2014, 04:30:39 AM »
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Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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« Reply #3882 on: July 05, 2014, 04:38:45 AM »
Paul Stanley approved.
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« Reply #3883 on: July 05, 2014, 04:41:24 AM »
"...and you're there to staaay"
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« Reply #3884 on: July 05, 2014, 05:58:49 AM »
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