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The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« on: July 15, 2013, 03:10:58 PM »
Old one here: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=34968.0

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2013, 03:11:32 PM »
I helped.

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Re: The Post Funny Stuff v. Shadow Ninja is Awesome
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2013, 03:12:17 PM »
I'm okay with this.

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2013, 03:21:34 PM »
WOOT!  :)
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2013, 03:21:52 PM »
Pianoframe was better.

On to teh funneez...



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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2013, 03:26:45 PM »
Pianoframe was better.

That or Harry and The Pears would have been great.

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2013, 03:29:58 PM »
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2013, 04:15:17 PM »
Here's an oldie but goodie:


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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2013, 05:21:56 PM »
 :rollin :rollin

I love that one.

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2013, 05:46:49 PM »
first page@@@@



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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2013, 05:50:15 PM »
The bizarre nature of this comic always cracks me up.


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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2013, 05:57:08 PM »
 :lol I love that comic.

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2013, 05:58:48 PM »
 :lol

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2013, 06:05:09 PM »
I think everything after jingle's post has been posted before in a previous thread...
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2013, 06:06:08 PM »
Some things deserve to be re-posted.

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2013, 06:20:03 PM »
Some things deserve to be re-posted.

This isn't the Animals Not Giving A Fuck thread.

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2013, 06:23:24 PM »


That works better if she can already see the Hershey Kisses. You ask if she wants a kiss, she'll say yes, then you eat her face.

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2013, 06:35:00 PM »
Not sure about the Hannibal Lecter part, but the beginning of your plan is sound.
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2013, 06:36:33 PM »
Some things deserve to be re-posted.

This isn't the Animals Not Giving A Fuck thread.

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2013, 06:38:25 PM »


That works better if she can already see the Hershey Kisses. You ask if she wants a kiss, she'll say yes, then you eat her face.

Are the kisses laced with bath salts?

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2013, 06:46:38 PM »


That works better if she can already see the Hershey Kisses. You ask if she wants a kiss, she'll say yes, then you eat her face.

Are the kisses laced with bath salts?

No. But I may or may not be on them.


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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2013, 07:24:16 PM »
Winger would be better!

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2013, 09:56:00 PM »
lol stuffcore

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2013, 10:59:22 PM »
lol firstpage

Don't have any funny stuff to post though.

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« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2013, 11:03:04 PM »
First page.... and a 2 word joke!!!


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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2013, 12:57:25 AM »
I am not funny.  Just subscribing. 
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2013, 01:47:45 AM »
Let the fun begin
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2013, 03:48:14 AM »
First Page. A joke for the first page:

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2013, 05:46:43 AM »
First page.... and a 2 word joke!!!


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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #31 on: July 16, 2013, 09:24:55 AM »
Howdy new thread...




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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #32 on: July 16, 2013, 02:04:40 PM »
I saw this through a friend of mine: https://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #33 on: July 16, 2013, 02:23:36 PM »
"We spend most of our lives convinced we’re the protagonist of the story, but we rarely realize that we’re just supporting characters in everybody else’s story. Nobody thinks about you as much as you do."

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Re: The Post-Funny Stuffcore Thread
« Reply #34 on: July 16, 2013, 02:25:53 PM »
Hehe i scrolled thru that very carefully with the sound down in case it was a "surprise" :lol