I wrote lyrics for a Constant Motion parody a while back called Chocolate Muffin (in the style of Weird Al). I REALLY never thought there would be an appropriate time to post it, but DTF moves in mysterious ways...
This nutrition, a blinding feat
On this plate, in front of me
You know I just can't wait to eat
And fill up this hole
They're all sitting there in a bowl
Resisting eating them is getting old
Tasty impulse of food desire
I want to chew it all
I tried to scoff it down
But I ran out of stuff
No matter what I've found
I can never eat enough
Frantic eating of confectionery
Keep on visiting this eatery
All this food is getting to me
It's out of my control
Slobbering through the cafe line
Out of money, out of time
I just can't stop eating this Chocolate Muffin
Eating more and more I go
I'm getting fatter and I know
Can't stop my stomach rumbling
FOREVER MORE! I SEE MUFFINS, CRUMBLING!
Chocolate here, chocolate there
Can you see my plight?
Munching down through the night
Crumbs are everywhere
Belching left, belching right
Now I can begin
Hundredth night in a row
Don't want to end
Masticate, defecate
Heart will start to burn
Tons of wrappers gone to waste
Yet here's another one
Ruminate, ruinate
When will I ever learn?
I can't see my feet from here
But one more turn
Obsessive eating
Compulsive treating
Still never beaten
I still WANT ANOTHER TASTY MEAL
Scattered wrapping surrounding me
Tattered crumbs of what's feeding me
Delectable cake debris
Until I eat again, uh
Slobbering through the cafe line
Out of money, out of time
I just can't stop eating this Chocolate Muffin
Eating more and more I go
I'm getting fatter and I know
Can't stop my stomach rumbling
FOREVER MORE! I SEE MUFFINS, CRUMBLING!
Slobbering through the cafe line
Out of money, out of time
I just can't stop eating this Chocolate Muffin
Eating more and more I go
I'm getting fatter and I know
Can't stop my stomach rumbling
Can't stop my diet tumbling
Slobbering through the cafe line
You have lemon, I'll have limes
I just can't stop eating this Chocolate Muffin
Eating more and more I go
I'm getting fatter and I know
Can't stop my stomach rumbling
FOREVER MORE! I SEE MUFFINS, CRUMBLING!