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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5460 on: June 23, 2013, 02:40:42 PM »
Dream Theater: A Cake

with songs like

- Chocomania
- Eating chocolate off a teen
-(Chocolate)-Barred
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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5461 on: June 23, 2013, 02:41:26 PM »
Chocolate-Dye Cake
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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5462 on: June 23, 2013, 03:03:15 PM »
DT12: Chocolate Infinity.




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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5463 on: June 23, 2013, 03:12:11 PM »

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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5464 on: June 23, 2013, 03:13:58 PM »
:slayer: Somewhere, over the wasteland..... bootlegs fly :slayer:
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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5465 on: June 23, 2013, 03:18:59 PM »
Let's not forget the new single A Fortune In Pies

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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5466 on: June 23, 2013, 03:20:52 PM »
A Fake Chocolate!
Through The Melting Cake
The Cocoa Factory
The Chocobese Youth
Chocolate Tautology
 
etc.

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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5467 on: June 23, 2013, 03:49:33 PM »

- Eating chocolate off a teen


Aw god I lol'd so hard

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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5468 on: June 23, 2013, 04:05:02 PM »
Dream Theater: A Cake

with songs like

- Eating chocolate off a teen



Cover tune.  I know.
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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5469 on: June 23, 2013, 04:10:39 PM »
Learning to eat.

Caught in a cake.

Cake`s kitchen.

Take away my cake.

One last pie.

Blind cake.

The great chocolate.

Solitary cake.

The cake that stumped them all.

A chocolate to remember.

The cake of times.

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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5470 on: June 23, 2013, 04:24:27 PM »
This thread is now simultaneously killing my time and my diet.
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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5471 on: June 23, 2013, 05:14:32 PM »

- Eating chocolate off a teen


Hey now, we don't want the feds shutting us down.   :police:  Let's be careful.

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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5472 on: June 23, 2013, 05:25:23 PM »
"I turned around, saw a light shining through
The fridge door was wiiiiide open.....*burp*"
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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5473 on: June 23, 2013, 05:55:23 PM »
GOSH DANGIT DTF

I wake up and have to catch up with 4 pages of thread, and it's nothing but pictures of chocolate cake? Not fair!
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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5474 on: June 23, 2013, 05:56:20 PM »
All right, since we're doing this....

Another Cake

Cake The Time

Cake For Sleep

A Change Of Filling

Beyond This Slice

The Dessert Carries On

Stream Of Chocolate

In The Name Of Cake

The Cake Lies Within

Pastry Attack

The Dark Eternal Chocolate

The Cake of Tuscany

Breaking All Diets
"How's that for a slice of fried gold?"

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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5475 on: June 23, 2013, 05:59:38 PM »

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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5476 on: June 23, 2013, 06:03:37 PM »
Surely Cake the Thyme, no?

Ah yes, definitely more appopriate.

And let's not forget classics like:

A Fortune In Pies

Light Candles and Get Away

The Ones Who Help To Bake The Cake
"How's that for a slice of fried gold?"

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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5477 on: June 23, 2013, 06:09:34 PM »
Six Layers of Chocolate Decadence
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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5478 on: June 23, 2013, 06:12:30 PM »
I wrote lyrics for a Constant Motion parody a while back called Chocolate Muffin (in the style of Weird Al). I REALLY never thought there would be an appropriate time to post it, but DTF moves in mysterious ways...


This nutrition, a blinding feat
On this plate, in front of me
You know I just can't wait to eat
And fill up this hole
 
They're all sitting there in a bowl
Resisting eating them is getting old
Tasty impulse of food desire
I want to chew it all
 
I tried to scoff it down
But I ran out of stuff
No matter what I've found
I can never eat enough
 
Frantic eating of confectionery
Keep on visiting this eatery
All this food is getting to me
It's out of my control
 
Slobbering through the cafe line
Out of money, out of time
I just can't stop eating this Chocolate Muffin
Eating more and more I go
I'm getting fatter and I know
Can't stop my stomach rumbling
FOREVER MORE! I SEE MUFFINS, CRUMBLING!
 
Chocolate here, chocolate there
Can you see my plight?
Munching down through the night
Crumbs are everywhere
Belching left, belching right
Now I can begin
Hundredth night in a row
Don't want to end
 
Masticate, defecate
Heart will start to burn
Tons of wrappers gone to waste
Yet here's another one
Ruminate, ruinate
When will I ever learn?
I can't see my feet from here
But one more turn
 
Obsessive eating
Compulsive treating
Still never beaten
I still WANT ANOTHER TASTY MEAL
 
Scattered wrapping surrounding me
Tattered crumbs of what's feeding me
Delectable cake debris
Until I eat again, uh
 
Slobbering through the cafe line
Out of money, out of time
I just can't stop eating this Chocolate Muffin
Eating more and more I go
I'm getting fatter and I know
Can't stop my stomach rumbling
FOREVER MORE! I SEE MUFFINS, CRUMBLING!

Slobbering through the cafe line
Out of money, out of time
I just can't stop eating this Chocolate Muffin
Eating more and more I go
I'm getting fatter and I know
Can't stop my stomach rumbling
Can't stop my diet tumbling
Slobbering through the cafe line
You have lemon, I'll have limes
I just can't stop eating this Chocolate Muffin
Eating more and more I go
I'm getting fatter and I know
Can't stop my stomach rumbling
FOREVER MORE! I SEE MUFFINS, CRUMBLING!

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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5479 on: June 23, 2013, 06:17:19 PM »
I just sang that out loud. :tup
"How's that for a slice of fried gold?"

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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5480 on: June 23, 2013, 06:17:30 PM »
I hope that chocolate cake studio pic is in the album booklet.
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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5481 on: June 23, 2013, 06:24:33 PM »
Let's all hope DT finds out how significant their chocolate cake comment has become to their fans.

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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5482 on: June 23, 2013, 06:28:27 PM »
DT12: Chocolate Infinity.



Someone care to explain how that works ? i'm too tired to work it out :lol

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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5483 on: June 23, 2013, 06:30:25 PM »
Someone care to explain how that works ? i'm too tired to work it out :lol

It doesn't. It's merely an optical illusion. Watch the large chunk as it moves and you will notice it get bigger. It's subtle, but a total lie :D

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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5484 on: June 23, 2013, 07:01:43 PM »
A Ganache to Remember.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5485 on: June 23, 2013, 07:24:28 PM »
(Lyrics)
I would pay to see this done. Is Constant Motion on Jammit?
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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5486 on: June 23, 2013, 07:56:36 PM »
If we're changing song titles would 6:00 become 0:30 (at 350 degrees)?
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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5487 on: June 23, 2013, 08:01:04 PM »
(Lyrics)
I would pay to see this done. Is Constant Motion on Jammit?

No, it isn't.

I'm hoping that it does become available some day, because I would LOVE to record that parody.

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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5488 on: June 23, 2013, 08:24:07 PM »
Find some people and do a full band cover with new lyrics. :P
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« Reply #5489 on: June 23, 2013, 08:34:15 PM »
Find some people and do a full band cover with new lyrics. :P

Easier said than done!

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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5490 on: June 23, 2013, 08:34:36 PM »
I'll be the singer if you need one!!

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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5491 on: June 23, 2013, 08:35:02 PM »
one out of five... CHECK! hahaha

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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5492 on: June 23, 2013, 09:06:18 PM »
I'll be the singer if you need one!!
And I'd be totally up for guitar. There you go, 2 people.
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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5493 on: June 23, 2013, 09:30:42 PM »
you gotta freakin love DTF... and isn't there an isolated keyboard track out there somewhere?

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Re: DT in the studio again!
« Reply #5494 on: June 23, 2013, 09:50:15 PM »
DT12: Chocolate Infinity.



Someone care to explain how that works ? i'm too tired to work it out :lol

Made this a while ago: