Author Topic: Ask a stupid question. Get a stupid answer. (Read 25483 times)

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #35 on:** November 11, 2011, 08:10:12 PM »

A: None, though any forest will do the trick.

Q: How do you make a fun educational video game?

Gadough · « **Reply #36 on:** November 12, 2011, 07:08:15 AM »

Simple: put Elmo in it.

Do we all see different colors?

obscure · « **Reply #37 on:** November 12, 2011, 07:14:37 AM »

A: It has to be the case... otherwise you wouldn't wear that pants...

Q: what's up with the hamsters?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #38 on:** November 12, 2011, 07:16:19 AM »

A: They are all slaves to Richard Gere.

Q: Should anyone who thinks he or she is the grammar police, get flogged for correcting someone's typo on the internet.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #39 on:** November 12, 2011, 07:20:18 AM »

A: No, because it is fun to make others feel bad about themselves

Q: Why does my leg feel like someone is pouring warm chocolate syrup all over it?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #40 on:** November 12, 2011, 07:22:46 AM »

A: Because you have two windows open on the internet. One DTF and the other Teacher/Student porn.

Q; Can Jack Black make one movie without making "Jack Black" faces?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #41 on:** November 12, 2011, 07:23:44 AM »

A: He only does what he knows.

Q: Anyone care to lick my leg to get rid of this strange brown liquid on my leg?

obscure · « **Reply #42 on:** November 12, 2011, 07:27:00 AM »

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #43 on:** November 12, 2011, 07:28:19 AM »

lol come at me bro

obscure · « **Reply #44 on:** November 12, 2011, 07:31:17 AM »

this is dump answers thread. you're not supposed to give smart ones....

ok... I'll put it back...

Perpetual Change · « **Reply #45 on:** November 12, 2011, 07:31:27 AM »

A: Oh man some syrup drizzled down I guess I missed it.

Q: Is Jamesman or PC the better poster?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #46 on:** November 12, 2011, 07:33:19 AM »

A: Neither, both are pretty laughable and suck copious amounts of toes.

Q: But really, it's Jamesman.

Metro · « **Reply #47 on:** November 12, 2011, 07:39:33 AM »

A: Yum. My favorite.

Q: Was?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #48 on:** November 12, 2011, 07:42:49 AM »

A: Were, rather.

Q: Is, then?

obscure · « **Reply #49 on:** November 12, 2011, 07:47:04 AM »

A: maybe later

Q: What does human taste like?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #50 on:** November 12, 2011, 07:48:23 AM »

A: Chicken

Q: What does chicken taste like?

lonestar · « **Reply #51 on:** November 12, 2011, 07:49:11 AM »

nothing

If men had some type of liquid come out of their breast, what would it be?

Gadough · « **Reply #52 on:** November 12, 2011, 07:51:31 AM »

A mixture of beer, beer, more beer, and some bacon grease.

Why is Jamesman being mean to me on Facebook?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #53 on:** November 12, 2011, 07:53:29 AM »

A: Because you deserve it you piece of falcon shit.

Q: Why is Drew so much lovable fun?

lonestar · « **Reply #54 on:** November 12, 2011, 07:55:19 AM »

Because he bounces and giggles.

Why is the sky blue?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #55 on:** November 12, 2011, 07:56:12 AM »

Because God bounces and giggles

Why am I eating my toe jam?

obscure · « **Reply #56 on:** November 12, 2011, 08:07:27 AM »

A: You're keeping your [insert any part of your body here] jam for later.

Q: Why are men obsessed with boobs?

lonestar · « **Reply #57 on:** November 12, 2011, 08:09:18 AM »

Because nothing else feels just the same slapping against my face.

What male body part are women obsessed with?

obscure · « **Reply #58 on:** November 12, 2011, 08:10:52 AM »

The part

What would happen if boobs ruled the world?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #59 on:** November 12, 2011, 08:13:25 AM »

A; Men would be slaves

Q: Are you a half glass full or glass half empty person?

obscure · « **Reply #60 on:** November 12, 2011, 08:22:19 AM »

A: Half a person. If you have five seconds to spare, then I'll tell you the story of my life.

Q: Can I stay?

lonestar · « **Reply #61 on:** November 12, 2011, 08:35:45 AM »

You have to, you have all our hearts.

Paper or plastic?

obscure · « **Reply #62 on:** November 12, 2011, 09:19:10 AM »

I prefer plastic hearts as they never disappear....

us or them?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #63 on:** November 12, 2011, 09:21:04 AM »

A. Them is the best them.

Q. Why is the sky blue?

obscure · « **Reply #64 on:** November 12, 2011, 09:32:35 AM »

A: wears jeans...

Q: What happens when you put a light saber in water?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #65 on:** November 12, 2011, 10:37:39 AM »

A: You get really awesome water.

Q: What if Lucas made episodes 9-12?

obscure · « **Reply #66 on:** November 12, 2011, 10:45:37 AM »

A: I'd be the leading actress...

Q: skirts or trousers?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #67 on:** November 12, 2011, 10:47:46 AM »

A: Neither.

Q: Why'd I say neither?

obscure · « **Reply #68 on:** November 12, 2011, 10:51:20 AM »

A: You love your women naked like you like yourself

Q: why horses?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #69 on:** November 12, 2011, 10:52:47 AM »

A: Because I don't always mount animals, but when I do, I do horses.

Q: Will you bend over and pick up those pennies I just dropped in front of me?

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Author Topic: Ask a stupid question. Get a stupid answer. (Read 25483 times)