Author Topic: Ask a stupid question. Get a stupid answer. (Read 25689 times)

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #70 on:** November 12, 2011, 10:54:52 AM »

A: Only if it involves you mounting me.

Q: Would it be a good idea to mount something on my wall?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #71 on:** November 12, 2011, 10:57:58 AM »

A: Only if it's a picture of me mounting a horse.

Q: When did I become Sigz?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #72 on:** November 12, 2011, 11:01:19 AM »

A: When you stopped being Jamesman42.

Q: When will I become a man?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #73 on:** November 12, 2011, 11:05:20 AM »

A: Whenever you get that sex change.

Q: So when will you get it?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #74 on:** November 12, 2011, 11:06:34 AM »

A: When I can convince them to have the sexy nurse give me it.

Q: Why are hospitals lacking in sexy nurses?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #75 on:** November 12, 2011, 11:07:55 AM »

A: Because all the sexy ones want to be men and are getting sex changes.

Q: Would you have sex with a MTF transsexual?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #76 on:** November 12, 2011, 11:10:18 AM »

A: Yes, if she's attractive. No, she's too hot to be believable.

Q: Is a straight MTF a gay boy or a straight girl?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #77 on:** November 12, 2011, 11:13:46 AM »

A: I believe they would identify as a straight female since they consider themselves female in the brain.

Q: What are you doing over winter break?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #78 on:** November 12, 2011, 11:15:23 AM »

A: I dunno, probably trying to learn Python or something like that. Not getting laid, at any rate.

Q: Do you know how to program? (I don't)

obscure · « **Reply #79 on:** November 12, 2011, 11:16:00 AM »

I know how to prog-rock

why do you have to stand up and say "hi, my name is Cup. I'm a necrophile" at anonymous groups?

lonestar · « **Reply #80 on:** November 12, 2011, 11:19:00 AM »

I don't, I just say "hi, my name is R.J., and I'm an alcoholic"

Why is DTF the best them?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #81 on:** November 12, 2011, 11:21:22 AM »

A: Because it's mostly trolls and older wannabe trolls

Q: Are you a troll?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #82 on:** November 12, 2011, 11:23:06 AM »

A: No comment

Q: Am I a troll?

obscure · « **Reply #83 on:** November 12, 2011, 11:24:43 AM »

No comment

IS he?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #84 on:** November 12, 2011, 11:28:32 AM »

A: Yes

Q: Does anyone think that obscure is a troll?

dethklok09 · « **Reply #85 on:** November 12, 2011, 11:30:06 AM »

No, she likes nevermore. I can never say anything bad about people who like them.

If you were to answer this question, what would the answer be?

obscure · « **Reply #86 on:** November 12, 2011, 11:40:32 AM »

yes she is

what should my name have been if it wasn't obscure?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #87 on:** November 12, 2011, 11:41:26 AM »

known

Why did you pick obscure?

obscure · « **Reply #88 on:** November 12, 2011, 11:43:54 AM »

because I am.

why do people put man/boy at the end of their nicknames?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #89 on:** November 12, 2011, 11:53:39 AM »

BECAUSE THEY CALL ME JAMES THE JAMESMAN

Anymore questions, sweetycakes?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #90 on:** November 12, 2011, 11:57:03 AM »

Yes, sir.

What is your second least favorite video game?

obscure · « **Reply #91 on:** November 12, 2011, 12:06:36 PM »

I second that your porn video favors at least 10 games

how many pun in 10 did?

Pols Voice · « **Reply #92 on:** November 12, 2011, 01:08:59 PM »

Approximately 3.14.

Where are they taking the hobbits?

obscure · « **Reply #93 on:** November 12, 2011, 01:10:25 PM »

to hobbitat.

what's their leader's name?

Pols Voice · « **Reply #94 on:** November 12, 2011, 01:11:59 PM »

Baron von Dorkenstein.

What is your favorite country?

obscure · « **Reply #95 on:** November 12, 2011, 01:16:49 PM »

insecuritia

how come my grandma likes DT this much?

olliemedsy · « **Reply #96 on:** November 12, 2011, 02:03:58 PM »

Quote from: obscure on November 12, 2011, 01:16:49 PM

insecuritia

how come my grandma likes DT this much?

'cause your grandma is an asshole.

Why do cows shit in peoples shoes?

Pols Voice · « **Reply #97 on:** November 12, 2011, 02:32:38 PM »

Because of the lingering animosity over the Great Cow/Shoe War of 1324.

Are you Batman?

obscure · « **Reply #98 on:** November 12, 2011, 02:36:28 PM »

No she is Batgirl

Why bother?

Gadough · « **Reply #99 on:** November 12, 2011, 03:14:14 PM »

Because life is beautiful, and even though bad things sometimes happen, you should never give up hope because something good may be right around the corner.

Why aren't monkeys acceptable house pets, like dogs and cats?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #100 on:** November 12, 2011, 03:16:29 PM »

Because dogs and cats don't throw their poop around

Why doesn't Windows just use the crappy Win95 graphics for everything nowadays? (I bet it'd save some unnecessary space.)

obscure · « **Reply #101 on:** November 12, 2011, 03:21:12 PM »

Because unnecessary space is unnecessary.

Seriously though, why don't people give a monkey about monkeys?

Pols Voice · « **Reply #102 on:** November 12, 2011, 03:37:00 PM »

Because most people can't tell the difference between apes and monkeys.

What happens when you wish upon a comet?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #103 on:** November 12, 2011, 03:40:14 PM »

You look like an idiot.

Do you like the Amazing Atheist?

Pols Voice · « **Reply #104 on:** November 12, 2011, 03:57:01 PM »

No, because I don't believe in him.

Who was the first man to climb Mount Everest?

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Author Topic: Ask a stupid question. Get a stupid answer. (Read 25689 times)