Ask a stupid question. Get a stupid answer.

[Nekov]

Because he is a communist and communists do not celebrate Christmas.



After having a cellphone, are you able to retain new phone numbers in your head like it used to be in the old days?

[MasterShakezula]

I've always been lacklustre with memorizing phone numbers.  I'm not even sure about my own cell #.  I do have my home phone # memorized, though.

What do you do to stay awake for a school day after getting one hour of sleep the previous night?

[Nekov]

Lots of coffee and energy drinks. Also, ask you schoolmates to help you stay entertained. Still, you'll probably fall asleep.



Why did you only sleep for 1 hour? Or are you planning on doing it?

[ThroughHerEyesDude6]

Because I am Tyler Durden. And his name was Robert Paulsen.


Do you have bad side effects after sleeping so little?

[MasterShakezula]

Yes!
For instance, I have (probably) permanent dark regions and wrinkling under my eyes.

Why did I put off this math project/essay thing until the 2nd-to-last night?   

[ThroughHerEyesDude6]

Because DTF is more important.

Do you disagree?

[MasterShakezula]

Not at all.

Why did the teacher have to be so vague about what I'm supposed to do for this project/essay?

[Pols Voice]

Because most teachers are burned out hippies.

Is the More Cowbell joke overused?

[HarlequinForest]

More More Cowbell.

What resolution is real life?

[MasterShakezula]

1x1

What's the lowest grade you've gotten?

[Nekov]

Here they are scaled from 1 to 10. I have gotten a 1.


What's your favorite weather?

[obscure]

Autumn.


What would be the name of this thread if it wasn't Ask a stupid question. Get a stupid answer?

[Nekov]

Pretend to ask a "stupid" question so you can get to know other members of the forum without engaging in a direct conversation 



If black holes can attract light....?

[Pols Voice]

Now they'll know how many black holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall in Space.

Does Ringo rock your socks?