Author Topic: Ask a stupid question. Get a stupid answer. (Read 25791 times)

obscure · « **Reply #210 on:** November 13, 2011, 09:19:55 AM »

I'm obscure

which is one more complicated ? me or maths?

lonestar · « **Reply #211 on:** November 13, 2011, 09:25:52 AM »

You, maths only messes up my brain.

What makes the world go round?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #212 on:** November 13, 2011, 09:28:14 AM »

A: Science!

Q: A finger on left hand hand feels tingly and weird. Am I going to die?

obscure · « **Reply #213 on:** November 13, 2011, 09:29:22 AM »

You, maths only messes up my brain.

Using wrong hand.

What's Facebook for? To make you hate people you actually know or love people you've never met?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #214 on:** November 13, 2011, 09:34:54 AM »

The latter option BECAUSE I SO LOVE YOU <333333333333

Q: Creepy or lovey? Both? None? Pie?

obscure · « **Reply #215 on:** November 13, 2011, 09:37:47 AM »

lovey.

how big is the space between your dreams and reality?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #216 on:** November 13, 2011, 09:38:29 AM »

About 2 months to start.

Q: How about you?

obscure · « **Reply #217 on:** November 13, 2011, 09:40:33 AM »

I always dream big... and achieve all.... space keeps getting bigger tho.

Death. What I am referring to?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #218 on:** November 13, 2011, 09:48:04 AM »

Working. It's death.

Why is siblings so different yet brought up with the same values?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #219 on:** November 13, 2011, 09:51:22 AM »

Because no one human experience is the same.

Should I have scrambled eggs or fried eggs for lunch?

Perpetual Change · « **Reply #220 on:** November 13, 2011, 09:53:02 AM »

Don't eat, fatass.

You want my last name?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #221 on:** November 13, 2011, 09:59:22 AM »

No.

Why are you such a POS

Perpetual Change · « **Reply #222 on:** November 13, 2011, 10:01:35 AM »

CAuse I'm DURNK

Why you no love me no more

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #223 on:** November 13, 2011, 10:02:45 AM »

Because you called me a fatass, and I am sensitive about my weight :_:

Why you no love me no more

Perpetual Change · « **Reply #224 on:** November 13, 2011, 10:14:59 AM »

I love you all the time long time

where else are you sensitive?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #225 on:** November 13, 2011, 10:25:43 AM »

You know where.

Q: When?

Perpetual Change · « **Reply #226 on:** November 13, 2011, 10:28:24 AM »

yesterday

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #227 on:** November 13, 2011, 10:30:50 AM »

Q: :Q:

obscure · « **Reply #228 on:** November 13, 2011, 11:01:31 AM »

When you see the warning OPEN HERE on the pack of milk when you are at Wal-Mart, do you open it there or wait until you get home?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #229 on:** November 13, 2011, 12:43:01 PM »

I drink it like a bosk right there in the store. Fuck da police

Q: May I see a picture of your feet?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #230 on:** November 13, 2011, 12:45:40 PM »

That's a weird thing to ask a woman.

Why so weird today, James?

obscure · « **Reply #231 on:** November 13, 2011, 12:47:47 PM »

no difference there

slapped with the truth? kissed by a lie? kicked by feet?

FlyingBIZKIT · « **Reply #232 on:** November 13, 2011, 12:51:57 PM »

smelled by tomatoes.

Great White Shark, what happens the other dayz?

lonestar · « **Reply #233 on:** November 13, 2011, 01:06:32 PM »

Because ice cream has no bones.

Why can't I touch the sun?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #234 on:** November 13, 2011, 01:07:49 PM »

Once you get close enough, your wings burn off.

Why am I listening to Tales From Topographic Boring?

lonestar · « **Reply #235 on:** November 13, 2011, 01:16:39 PM »

Because that album is the only path to Nirvana

Should I clock in now?

Pols Voice · « **Reply #236 on:** November 13, 2011, 02:41:16 PM »

No, you should listen to Tales from Topographic Oceans.

Are pandas bears?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #237 on:** November 13, 2011, 02:42:53 PM »

They're women Jay is dating.

Why am I scatterbrained but not high or tired?

Pols Voice · « **Reply #238 on:** November 13, 2011, 03:14:06 PM »

Because you're wearing a shock collar.

Why did the turkey cross the trail?

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #239 on:** November 13, 2011, 06:01:34 PM »

To get stuffed.

Why can't we just all get along?

FlyingBIZKIT · « **Reply #240 on:** November 13, 2011, 06:03:17 PM »

Because Abraham Lincoln sat on a frisbee.

What the fuck?

Metro · « **Reply #241 on:** November 13, 2011, 06:33:05 PM »

Yes please.

Was their fatal meeting prearranged?

Pols Voice · « **Reply #242 on:** November 13, 2011, 06:39:05 PM »

Yes, by a committee of meeting prearrangers.

Had a violent struggle taken place?

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #243 on:** November 13, 2011, 11:32:36 PM »

Yes, by a committee of violent strugglers.

How far have our deeds traveled?

lonestar · « **Reply #244 on:** November 14, 2011, 12:38:46 AM »

Far

What have we learned this time?

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