Author Topic: Ask a stupid question. Get a stupid answer. (Read 25482 times)

lonestar · « **Reply #175 on:** November 13, 2011, 01:11:32 AM »

Why the hell not.

Is there a reason it hurts so much getting kicked in the nuts?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #176 on:** November 13, 2011, 01:14:44 AM »

Because it makes for better comedy.

Why don't dudes have boobs?

obscure · « **Reply #177 on:** November 13, 2011, 01:30:56 AM »

because we women worked our balls off to have them all... wait....

who's the stormtrooper in disguise?

Pols Voice · « **Reply #178 on:** November 13, 2011, 01:42:42 AM »

George Lucas' masseuse.

Why does Garfield love lasagna?

obscure · « **Reply #179 on:** November 13, 2011, 01:45:27 AM »

Because they are wearing the best perfume when making lasagna.

Who said: "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose." Woody Allen or a cow?

lonestar · « **Reply #180 on:** November 13, 2011, 01:46:59 AM »

*shrugs* (I'm handsome, not smart

)

What is the advantage of having Pringles chips shaped the way they are?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #181 on:** November 13, 2011, 01:49:09 AM »

Literal duck-face!

Would you still do a girl if she she was hot but did the non-literal-duck-face in all her pictures?

lonestar · « **Reply #182 on:** November 13, 2011, 01:56:44 AM »

Quote from: MasterShakezula on November 13, 2011, 01:49:09 AM

Literal duck-face!

Am I doing it right?

(yes, I'm eating Pringles, I was stuck for a question

)

obscure · « **Reply #183 on:** November 13, 2011, 02:00:52 AM »

lonestar · « **Reply #184 on:** November 13, 2011, 02:04:27 AM »

What can I say, it's late, and I've worked 24 hours in two days, I'm tired and getting looney. I think bedtimes approaching.

obscure · « **Reply #185 on:** November 13, 2011, 02:07:17 AM »

I hate the time zones :/
night night.....

Quote from: MasterShakezula on November 13, 2011, 01:49:09 AM

Would you still do a girl if she she was hot but did the non-literal-duck-face in all her pictures?

yes I would.

Given the definition of insanity F(x)= doing the same thing repeatedly + expecting different results, what is your biggest insanity?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #186 on:** November 13, 2011, 02:09:52 AM »

Staying up late and expecting to stay up the next day all the way until bedtime, optimistically speaking, it should happen and fix the sleeping cycle slip.

IT NEVER WORKS

Do you have a random-ass sleeping cycle?

obscure · « **Reply #187 on:** November 13, 2011, 02:11:20 AM »

What's a sleeping cycle?

What to do at the awkward moment when your friends are being interrogated and you're not?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #188 on:** November 13, 2011, 02:12:53 AM »

If they're lying, tell the whole truth to the interrogator; if they're not lying, don't do a thing.

What is your mental age?

lonestar · « **Reply #189 on:** November 13, 2011, 02:13:06 AM »

Quote from: obscure on November 13, 2011, 02:07:17 AM

I hate the time zones :/
night night.....

Night love.

Night Cup.......OK, you get a heart too, you big lug...

Just found this one on another forum, how cool is it....

obscure · « **Reply #190 on:** November 13, 2011, 02:16:07 AM »

equal to the population of gray squirrels in the Kaibab forest.

what do people look like when they laugh their arse off.

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #191 on:** November 13, 2011, 02:17:52 AM »

Quote from: lonestar on November 13, 2011, 02:13:06 AM

Quote from: obscure on November 13, 2011, 02:07:17 AM
I hate the time zones :/
night night.....

Night love.

Night Cup.......OK, you get a heart too, you big lug...

Night lonestar.

(Your heart meant a lot.)

Night obscure, may you never have a sleeping cycle.

A: they look like they're incapable of sitting

Q: What exactly do donkeys have in common with butts?

obscure · « **Reply #192 on:** November 13, 2011, 02:21:34 AM »

*collects all the hearts and leaves silently*

obscure · « **Reply #193 on:** November 13, 2011, 07:37:43 AM »

germs

Should men with bitchy wives be entitled to buy anti-depression pills without showing any proper prescription... Simply showing a pic of their wife?

lonestar · « **Reply #194 on:** November 13, 2011, 08:08:30 AM »

No, pharmacist have rights too.

Did you miss me these last six hours?

obscure · « **Reply #195 on:** November 13, 2011, 08:09:39 AM »

like crazy

did you sleep tight?

lonestar · « **Reply #196 on:** November 13, 2011, 08:15:44 AM »

Very soundly. Finally got over the cold I've had the last two days, just bummed I had to wake up two hours earlier than I wanted too.

How good will the scallops with shortrib rissotto special I'm making tonight be?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #197 on:** November 13, 2011, 08:19:02 AM »

For whomever gets it, see your sig.

How did this thread turn into Side Chat 2?

obscure · « **Reply #198 on:** November 13, 2011, 08:31:33 AM »

because we're motherfuckers.

How come is stealing ideas from one person is plagiarism, where stealing from many is research?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #199 on:** November 13, 2011, 08:50:09 AM »

Because one cites their sources and another doesn't.

How can I live off of $140 for the next 3 weeks?

obscure · « **Reply #200 on:** November 13, 2011, 08:52:21 AM »

You know how.

Fashion is a form of Self Expression, so what's your story today?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #201 on:** November 13, 2011, 08:54:06 AM »

I guess my story is that I've got nothing done.

Q: (related) What are you wearing today?

obscure · « **Reply #202 on:** November 13, 2011, 08:58:57 AM »

my Emma Frost costume

is it Halloween?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #203 on:** November 13, 2011, 09:03:52 AM »

(Emma Frost?! Come on, need pics of that if you havent posted yet)

A: I think it is. I havent looked at a calendar in forever.

Q: Where is my Emma Frost costume?

obscure · « **Reply #204 on:** November 13, 2011, 09:06:39 AM »

Between the Buried and Me

I'm perfect in my imperfections,secure in my insecurities, happy in my pain, strong in my weaknesses, and beautiful in my own way...who am I?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #205 on:** November 13, 2011, 09:08:04 AM »

Mike Portnoy?

Q: What's up?

obscure · « **Reply #206 on:** November 13, 2011, 09:09:25 AM »

not much... just bitching around.

did I do right?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #207 on:** November 13, 2011, 09:10:19 AM »

Looks like it.

Q: How can I be as beautiful as you?

obscure · « **Reply #208 on:** November 13, 2011, 09:12:20 AM »

dye your beard blue and bitch around....

I was taught to stand up for what I believe is right. I'm always standing alone. Am I doing it right?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #209 on:** November 13, 2011, 09:17:56 AM »

I dunno. Depends.

Q: Aren't you married?

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Author Topic: Ask a stupid question. Get a stupid answer. (Read 25482 times)