« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 61 62 63 64 65 [66] 67 68 69 70 71 ... 103   Go Down

Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread.  (Read 305696 times)

0 Members and 4 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline skydivingninja

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 11601
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2275 on: January 01, 2011, 11:48:16 PM »
People who like their own statuses and are serious about it are quite silly people indeed.
Logged

Offline SPNKr

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 2390
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2276 on: January 02, 2011, 02:29:41 AM »
If he wanted people out of his life he would stop facebooking.
Logged

Offline Remco

  • Posts: 28
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2277 on: January 02, 2011, 03:01:50 AM »
My Facebook newsfeed is awesome. And my friends know how to spell. I only accept people who I want to certain parts of my life with, real friends. Not every dingbat I happen to know.
Logged

Offline SPNKr

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 2390
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2278 on: January 02, 2011, 03:04:22 AM »
Quote from: Remco on January 02, 2011, 03:01:50 AM
My Facebook newsfeed is awesome. And my friends know how to spell. I only accept people who I want to certain parts of my life with, real friends. Not every dingbat I happen to know.
pics/gtfo
Logged

Offline KevShmev

  • EZBoard Elder
  • *****
  • Posts: 42052
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2279 on: January 02, 2011, 08:05:05 AM »
Quote from: Remco on January 02, 2011, 03:01:50 AM
My Facebook newsfeed is awesome. And my friends know how to spell. I only accept people who I want to certain parts of my life with, real friends. Not every dingbat I happen to know.

Do you mean like co-workers who assume you will just automatically friend them because you just happen to work together, even though you barely say more than you have to each other at work? 
Logged

Offline antigoon

  • Not Elvis
  • DT.net Veteran
  • ****
  • Posts: 10293
  • Gender: Male
  • This was a triumph.
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2280 on: January 02, 2011, 11:23:21 PM »
Quote
Dani XXXXXX
"i love Jonathan XXXXXX"
43 minutes ago · Like · Comment

Jonathan XXXXXX likes this.
Jonathan XXXXXX: "not as much as i love you baby"


/gag
Logged

Offline Gadough

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 8842
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2281 on: January 02, 2011, 11:48:40 PM »
That's incredibly tame compared to declarations of love I often see :lol...let me find one.

Ahh here we are.

Quote
such a long wk!!! i cant wait til summer!!! I cant wait 2 c my john i miss him so much!!! cant wait til saturday its gunna b great!!!\n<3Ash L/s John♥

Quote
Hey you!!!! I love you!!! i love you!!! i love you!!! i love you!!! i love you!!! i love you!!!! i cant wait 4 this wkend to get here!!!! :D Muah!!! Muah!!! Muah!!!
Logged
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 22, 2010, 08:52:39 PM
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

Offline blackngold29

  • Posts: 1556
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2282 on: January 02, 2011, 11:53:32 PM »
My favorite declarations of love are the ones that have nothing to do with the status. Going to school tomorrow, then homework. <3 Johnny so much. Best boyfriend evar. <3
Logged

Offline tri.ad

  • The Invisible Man
  • DT.net Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 7901
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2283 on: January 03, 2011, 12:32:05 AM »
Damn, those are really sickening.
Logged
... And you ask me: "Where's my hairspray?"

Mentlegen.

Offline TL

  • Posts: 2793
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2284 on: January 03, 2011, 01:04:36 AM »
Guys, now that I no longer need it for one of my classes (yes, I was actually more or less required to keep my profile for a class), I have finally deleted my account. It feels good.

Well, technically, it's not deleted. It's 'deactivated', which, as far as I can tell, is the furthest Facebook will allow you to go. They really don't even want you to do that even (which makes sense I guess, from their perspective). Facebook is the neediest site ever.

[The Following Is A Dramatization Closely Following What It's Actually Like To Deactivate Your Facebook Account]

*Deactivate Account*
Facebook: "Are you sure?"
Me: "Yes"
Facebook: "But are you really, really sure?"
Me: "Yes"
Facebook: "Well... why are you leaving? You know, if you don't mind me asking?"
Me: "I never use it"
Facebook: "Oh, well, there are features on here that may make you want to use the site more! Check these things out!"
Me: "No, I really just have no use for this site."
Facebook: "Oh, come on, look at these features!"
Me: "That's nice. I'm not interested".
Facebook: "Well... these people [shows several people from my Friends list] might miss you! Stay for their sake!"
Me: "I either see them almost daily in person, or correspond with them somewhat regularly through a more personal medium than Facebook.
Facebook: "Come on, we can work this out".
Me: "No. I have to be firm here. It's over".
Facebook: "Well can we still be friends?"
Me: "Well, I guess that would be... nice try."
Facebook: "Damn it".
Logged

Offline Gadough

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 8842
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2285 on: January 03, 2011, 01:09:51 AM »
Did it actually show you pictures of your friends and tell you they might be sad if you leave? :rollin
Logged
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 22, 2010, 08:52:39 PM
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

Offline Ħ

  • Posts: 3247
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2286 on: January 03, 2011, 01:14:07 AM »
All within a couple days:

Quote
is thinkin about his sexy girl

Quote
wants his sexy wife
(not actually married, btw)

Quote
is anxious to see his girl

Quote
can't wait to once again see the love of his life

Quote
is filled with desire to be with his love

Quote
loves his precious girl

Quote
wants to see his love

Quote
misses the love of his life, so much!

The sad thing is he actually talks like this IRL.

I would be able to provide some nasty ones that they used to send each other such as "the whipped cream was such a good idea" and "ready for round FOUR" but I can't seem to locate them.
Logged
"All great works are prepared in the desert, including the redemption of the world. The precursors, the followers, the Master Himself, all obeyed or have to obey one and the same law. Prophets, apostles, preachers, martyrs, pioneers of knowledge, inspired artists in every art, ordinary men and the Man-God, all pay tribute to loneliness, to the life of silence, to the night." - A. G. Sertillanges

Offline TL

  • Posts: 2793
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2287 on: January 03, 2011, 01:59:15 AM »
Quote from: Gadough on January 03, 2011, 01:09:51 AM
Did it actually show you pictures of your friends and tell you they might be sad if you leave? :rollin
Yes, it honestly did.
It was one of the funniest things I'd seen in a while. It seriously is the neediest thing I've ever seen from a website.
Logged

Online Ben_Jamin

  • Posts: 15780
  • Gender: Male
  • I'm just a man, thrown into existence by the gods
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2288 on: January 03, 2011, 02:30:09 AM »
Quote from: TL on January 03, 2011, 01:59:15 AM
Quote from: Gadough on January 03, 2011, 01:09:51 AM
Did it actually show you pictures of your friends and tell you they might be sad if you leave? :rollin
Yes, it honestly did.
It was one of the funniest things I'd seen in a while. It seriously is the neediest thing I've ever seen from a website.

It shows how desperate the creator of FB needs friends.

I find it funny it gives you a hard time, making you feel guilty for deleting an account you have no desire to have.
Logged
I don't know how they can be so proud of winning with them odds. - Little Big Man
Follow my Spotify:BjamminD

Offline SPNKr

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 2390
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2289 on: January 03, 2011, 03:37:19 AM »
- grrrrr! i need a fucking smoke! -

Wow! Lame!...

- its kind of weird when your bf walks into the lounge room naked and dale nd larna get scard for life -.-
SIDEWAYS ♥ -

I wish I hadn't scrolled that much further.
Logged

Offline MajorMatt

  • DT.net Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 591
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2290 on: January 03, 2011, 04:00:00 AM »
Alot of these statuses make me think of this Family Guy clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmrgXdjFaoQ

The bit I'm getting at starts at 0:20
Logged

Offline orcus116

  • DT.net Veteran
  • ****
  • Posts: 9613
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2291 on: January 03, 2011, 11:55:57 AM »
Any kind of pet name for a significant other in a status is pathetic.
Logged

Offline Chino

  • Be excellent to each other.
  • DT.net Veteran
  • ****
  • Posts: 25353
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2292 on: January 04, 2011, 06:58:38 AM »
"just got a wake-up phone call with the worst news ever. i hate my life :\"
Logged

Offline Gadough

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 8842
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2293 on: January 04, 2011, 12:30:49 PM »
I just deleted 65 people from my friends list, bringing my total number of friends down from 301 to 234. Hopefully, that means I will have less content to post in this thread in the future. Hopefully.
Logged
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 22, 2010, 08:52:39 PM
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

Offline Orbert

  • Recovering Musician
  • EZBoard Elder
  • *****
  • Posts: 19366
  • Gender: Male
  • In and around the lake
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2294 on: January 04, 2011, 03:47:49 PM »
301 - 234 = 67

I'm just sayin'
Logged

Offline Gadough

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 8842
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2295 on: January 04, 2011, 03:50:50 PM »
Yeah, I'm also awesome at math.
Logged
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 22, 2010, 08:52:39 PM
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

Offline ClairvoyantCat

  • DT is no longer Majesty.
  • Posts: 3185
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2296 on: January 04, 2011, 03:56:38 PM »
Quote
y is thare skool when we cn just party srsly w/ my best frends <3 u gys whooo
Logged

Offline Orbert

  • Recovering Musician
  • EZBoard Elder
  • *****
  • Posts: 19366
  • Gender: Male
  • In and around the lake
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2297 on: January 04, 2011, 04:03:53 PM »
Quote from: Gadough on January 04, 2011, 03:50:50 PM
Yeah, I'm also awesome at math.

Heh heh.  My point was that while you were de-friending 65 people, two people de-friended you.
Logged

Offline Gadough

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 8842
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2298 on: January 04, 2011, 04:16:21 PM »
Quote from: Orbert on January 04, 2011, 04:03:53 PM
Quote from: Gadough on January 04, 2011, 03:50:50 PM
Yeah, I'm also awesome at math.

Heh heh.  My point was that while you were de-friending 65 people, two people de-friended you.

:omg:

HOW DARE THEY
Logged
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 22, 2010, 08:52:39 PM
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

Offline Metabog

  • Life Inhibitor
  • Posts: 653
  • Gender: Male
  • I like big biquads and I cannot lie.
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2299 on: January 04, 2011, 04:18:59 PM »
There are a bunch of girls I went to high school with years ago and they keep posting retarded horscopes for every day. I just reply "Why?" to those posts.

There's also this one annoying (but hot though) girl I know who CONSTANTLY posts inane, badly spelled, punctuation-less phrases like "u and i r forevar like the sea" or some stupid shit like that that just makes me cringe. I replied to one of her messages once and her boyfriend chimed in and was like "fuck off". Why does she even post things if she doesn't want people to reply, ugh.
Logged

Offline Gadough

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 8842
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2300 on: January 04, 2011, 04:22:40 PM »
One of my friends has the horoscope thing too. It's not them doing it; it posts itself automatically.
Logged
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 22, 2010, 08:52:39 PM
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

Offline Orbert

  • Recovering Musician
  • EZBoard Elder
  • *****
  • Posts: 19366
  • Gender: Male
  • In and around the lake
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2301 on: January 04, 2011, 04:29:45 PM »
I have to admit, there are some girls who I didn't even hang out with in school who I'm Facebook friends with, mostly because they're hot and they post pictures of their trips to the beach in bikinis and shit like that.
Logged

Offline MetalManiac666

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 2650
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2302 on: January 04, 2011, 04:31:26 PM »
:lol
Logged

Offline Gadough

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 8842
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2303 on: January 04, 2011, 04:33:43 PM »
Orbert, I would make a jab at you for being a pervert, but I'm pretty sure every guy does that. I mean, I was sitting in the library today deleting friends. I deleted 67 (thanks for the correction :\) but if I had deleted every hot girl who posts hot pictures, that number would probably have been closer to 80. :lol
Logged
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 22, 2010, 08:52:39 PM
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

Offline Metabog

  • Life Inhibitor
  • Posts: 653
  • Gender: Male
  • I like big biquads and I cannot lie.
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2304 on: January 04, 2011, 04:34:11 PM »
Quote from: Orbert on January 04, 2011, 04:29:45 PM
I have to admit, there are some girls who I didn't even hang out with in school who I'm Facebook friends with, mostly because they're hot and they post pictures of their trips to the beach in bikinis and shit like that.

Yeah but it seems the hotter they are the dumber their posts are.
Logged

Offline Chino

  • Be excellent to each other.
  • DT.net Veteran
  • ****
  • Posts: 25353
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2305 on: January 04, 2011, 05:19:21 PM »
Quote from: Metabog on January 04, 2011, 04:34:11 PM
Quote from: Orbert on January 04, 2011, 04:29:45 PM
I have to admit, there are some girls who I didn't even hang out with in school who I'm Facebook friends with, mostly because they're hot and they post pictures of their trips to the beach in bikinis and shit like that.

Yeah but it seems the hotter they are the dumber their posts are.

But, nice tits > dumb posts.
Logged

Offline Metabog

  • Life Inhibitor
  • Posts: 653
  • Gender: Male
  • I like big biquads and I cannot lie.
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2306 on: January 04, 2011, 05:26:15 PM »
Quote from: Chino on January 04, 2011, 05:19:21 PM
Quote from: Metabog on January 04, 2011, 04:34:11 PM
Quote from: Orbert on January 04, 2011, 04:29:45 PM
I have to admit, there are some girls who I didn't even hang out with in school who I'm Facebook friends with, mostly because they're hot and they post pictures of their trips to the beach in bikinis and shit like that.

Yeah but it seems the hotter they are the dumber their posts are.

But, nice tits > dumb posts.

It's rather hard to look at the titties when your palm is on your face.
Logged

Offline Ultimetalhead

  • The Mighty Masturbator
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 7029
  • Gender: Male
  • .ay rof dab s'ti dna...
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2307 on: January 04, 2011, 05:35:37 PM »
Quote from: Orbert on January 04, 2011, 04:29:45 PM
I have to admit, there are some girls who I didn't even hang out with in school who I'm Facebook friends with, mostly because they're hot and they post pictures of their trips to the beach in bikinis and shit like that.
Glad I'm not the only one.  :lol
Logged
Quote from: Ħ on September 15, 2011, 01:19:43 AM
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
LOOK AT THIS AWESOME SHIT AHHHHHH

Offline SPNKr

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 2390
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2308 on: January 04, 2011, 05:42:17 PM »
Inb467thpage :metal
Let's continue to page 666 with more repetitive same old status posts!
Logged

Offline SnakeEyes

  • Posts: 2408
  • Gender: Male
  • Conservative Ninja, yet not mute
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2309 on: January 05, 2011, 12:06:07 AM »
I must say..... making friends with "girls who you used to know, but never really hung out with in high school" is pretty close to..... you know what?  Screw it.  It's the epitome of being a loser.  I'm sorry, that's not directed at anyone in particular, but I see this a lot and it just screams "LOSER."  It's just lame.  And, what's also lame is when people go out of their way to send a friend request to someone on Facebook, then complain about what that person posts.  It's like..... that person didn't ask to be friends with you.  So, I don't know.... maybe shut up about what he or she posts?  
Logged
Quote from: Serpentor on January 23, 2009, 01:01:28 PM
Now that Obama has closed Gitmo, when will he turn his attention to the abuses and torturing of the onions that are used to make the angry whopper?
Pages: 1 ... 61 62 63 64 65 [66] 67 68 69 70 71 ... 103   Go Up
« previous next »