Incredible.
That's like the time my son asked me when we would get a wireless router. The one we have is old school, but the two PCs in the basement work just fine with it, since they're each like six feet from the cable modem and router. My son's laptop has wireless, but our neighbors that he was leeching off of in his bedroom finally put a password on their LAN, so now he has to go all the way downstairs to hook up to the 'net, and that's such a pain. So he was wondering when we would get a wireless router.
I told him that when the current one dies, the next one would probably be wireless. But basically right now, we have what we need. If he wants to go wireless, he can pay for a wireless router for the house. You can imagine how well that suggestion went.