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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1750 on: September 24, 2010, 12:23:01 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1751 on: September 24, 2010, 01:15:59 PM »
"Aaaaaw! I'm down and want to cry a little."

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1752 on: September 24, 2010, 01:18:02 PM »
"Aaaaaw! I'm down and want to cry a little."

Tell her (hopefully not a him) to masturbate while she cries, using the tears as lubrication. Let us know what her response is.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1753 on: September 24, 2010, 03:29:04 PM »
^ That.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1754 on: September 24, 2010, 03:36:28 PM »
pics or it didnt happen

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1755 on: September 24, 2010, 06:16:46 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1756 on: September 24, 2010, 08:35:18 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1757 on: September 24, 2010, 09:16:24 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1758 on: September 24, 2010, 10:59:55 PM »
Incredible.

That's like the time my son asked me when we would get a wireless router.  The one we have is old school, but the two PCs in the basement work just fine with it, since they're each like six feet from the cable modem and router.  My son's laptop has wireless, but our neighbors that he was leeching off of in his bedroom finally put a password on their LAN, so now he has to go all the way downstairs to hook up to the 'net, and that's such a pain.  So he was wondering when we would get a wireless router.

I told him that when the current one dies, the next one would probably be wireless.  But basically right now, we have what we need.  If he wants to go wireless, he can pay for a wireless router for the house.  You can imagine how well that suggestion went.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1759 on: September 25, 2010, 02:48:05 PM »
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I'm so happy he deleted me from his Facebook. It's posts like this...
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1760 on: September 25, 2010, 04:03:04 PM »
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Dariain Russo: chillin wit da boyz. f@$$$h0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I'm so happy he deleted me from his Facebook. It's posts like this...

what does the last word even mean?

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1761 on: September 25, 2010, 04:06:19 PM »
f@$$$h0 = fosssho = for sure

Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"
Me: "How?"
Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
I'll admit sometimes I want to listen to Dragonforce.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1762 on: September 25, 2010, 04:07:28 PM »
f@$$$h0 = fosssho = for sure



I'm glad even youngsters don't get it either.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1763 on: September 25, 2010, 04:08:01 PM »
Jesus I'm glad I don't speak like that :P

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1764 on: September 26, 2010, 01:15:49 AM »
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Dariain Russo: chillin wit da boyz. f@$$$h0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I'm so happy he deleted me from his Facebook. It's posts like this...

what does the last word even mean?
https://dictionary.reference.com/browse/this


:neverusethis:
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1765 on: September 26, 2010, 08:14:32 AM »
f@$$$h0 = fosssho = for sure



She was a hoe... for sure

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1766 on: September 26, 2010, 08:52:22 AM »
"I am sickened to say that it has come to this: "fans" (cough) that continuously spam my Facebook wall with non-stop "go back to DT" or "F*ck A7X" posts will be removed and reported...I cant believe some of you DT fans are this mean and insensitive...show some class and respect....I'm very disappointed...please re-read my press release and Trunk interview to refresh your short term memories..."

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1767 on: September 26, 2010, 08:54:06 AM »
Yeah, saw that earlier.  Way to feed the flames MP.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1768 on: September 26, 2010, 09:19:47 AM »
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Dariain Russo: chillin wit da boyz. f@$$$h0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I'm so happy he deleted me from his Facebook. It's posts like this...

what does the last word even mean?
https://dictionary.reference.com/browse/this


:neverusethis:

You're a funny one, Alex

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1769 on: September 26, 2010, 09:47:46 AM »
I was hoping Zeltar would read this. :lol
Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"
Me: "How?"
Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
I'll admit sometimes I want to listen to Dragonforce.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1770 on: September 26, 2010, 09:51:01 AM »
I did :lol Shit man, you had to post the one status that makes me look bad

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1771 on: September 26, 2010, 11:14:15 AM »
"Hoping the 9ers make my day better feeling terrible"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1772 on: September 26, 2010, 01:24:00 PM »
"Hoping the 9ers make my day better feeling terrible"
Looks like he/she won't feel any better today.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1773 on: September 26, 2010, 04:04:13 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1774 on: September 26, 2010, 04:50:37 PM »
"Hoping the 9ers make my day better feeling terrible"
If anyone's depending on the Niners to make their day better, they're gonna commit suicide by season's end. This team is horrible so far :sadpanda:

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1775 on: September 26, 2010, 04:52:22 PM »
"Hoping the 9ers make my day better feeling terrible"
If anyone's depending on the Niners to make their day better, they're gonna commit suicide by season's end. This team is horrible so far :sadpanda:
Yeah, f@$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ho
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1776 on: September 26, 2010, 04:53:41 PM »
Do I smell a new DTF forum meme?

I do. F@$$$ho.
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1777 on: September 26, 2010, 04:54:38 PM »
You idiots are fucking it up. It's spelled f@$$$h0

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1778 on: September 26, 2010, 04:56:23 PM »
f@$$$0

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1779 on: September 26, 2010, 04:57:12 PM »
You idiots are fucking it up. It's spelled f@$$$0
Because I missed the H when mocking you on facebook?
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1780 on: September 26, 2010, 04:57:59 PM »
You idiots are fucking it up. It's spelled f@$$$0

Yeah, God forbid we fuck that up :lol :p
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1781 on: September 26, 2010, 04:58:21 PM »
You idiots are fucking it up. It's spelled f@$$$0
Because I missed the H when mocking you on facebook?
You're trippin bawls.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1782 on: September 26, 2010, 04:59:19 PM »
You idiots are fucking it up. It's spelled f@$$$0
Because I missed the H when mocking you on facebook?
You're trippin bawls.
Yes. Entire balls.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1783 on: September 26, 2010, 05:05:36 PM »

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1784 on: September 26, 2010, 05:06:21 PM »
The size of mountains.