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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #700 on: January 26, 2010, 07:26:15 AM »
Or he "deactivated" his account.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #701 on: January 26, 2010, 10:26:56 AM »
"Shame on you America: the only country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed without eating, elderly going without needed meds, and mentally ill without treatment - yet we have a benefit for the people of Haiti on 12 TV stations. 99% of people won't have the guts shit for brains to copy and repost this- You betcha I have the guts shit for brains  to repost this!"


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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #702 on: January 26, 2010, 12:05:57 PM »
It's not a status, but what I find truly pathetic is that five girls I'm friends with have become "fans" of a page called, "All boys are assholes." :facepalm:
Same here

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #703 on: January 26, 2010, 04:35:51 PM »
"Shame on you America: the only country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed without eating, elderly going without needed meds, and mentally ill without treatment - yet we have a benefit for the people of Haiti on 12 TV stations. 99% of people won't have the guts to copy and repost this- You betcha I have the guts to repost this!"

These types of statuses are becoming way to common.  If you believe in something, donate your time/money, otherwise shut up and don't try to get people to do what you aren't willing to do yourself.
     

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #704 on: January 26, 2010, 07:45:29 PM »
"totally heartbroken. i can admit that i was honestly in love with this kid, because its never been so hard to let anyone go. gonna be MIA from everyone for a little while, until im feeling better."

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #705 on: January 26, 2010, 08:18:48 PM »
Hurray! More attention whores that need to be put down for the sake of humanity! :)

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #706 on: January 27, 2010, 08:56:32 PM »
"is soo done....hope tomorrow is a better day even though im pretty sure it wont be if anything itll prob be even worse....ohh well...good night"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #707 on: January 28, 2010, 02:16:02 PM »
"is cross at herself...she got a £1500 overdraft to buy a car but has gone slightly crazy on ebay (:"

Well done, you stupid bitch. You just gave birth to your first baby so you decide to take out a 1.5k overdraft a few weeks later to buy a car and then you spend it all on Ebay? Moron.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #708 on: January 28, 2010, 03:54:24 PM »
I've already posted crap from this guy, and here's more!!!

"My eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected. Look into them, allow their depth to consume you. Only then can you see as I see."

Here's a nice little conversation:

Him- " I think the thing i miss most of all is sharing... Sharing moments, sharing memories, sharing love.. I miss that feeling you get when you're laying next to her and the emotions that wash over you as your senses are flooded with that which seems too heavenly to be earth bound"

Someone Else: "You will have those kind of moments again..maybe with someone else...maybe with her...until then just cherish the ones you've already made."

His response: "The ones I've already made are poisoned with betrayal and heartache. I'm just biding my time until new ones can be made. Until then the same time that can heal all wounds is showing me it's just as good at making them."





Seriously, this is ridiculous. As I've said before, this is a daily thing!

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #709 on: January 28, 2010, 05:08:09 PM »
"is cross at herself...she got a £1500 overdraft to buy a car but has gone slightly crazy on ebay (:"

Well done, you stupid bitch. You just gave birth to your first baby so you decide to take out a 1.5k overdraft a few weeks later to buy a car and then you spend it all on Ebay? Moron.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #710 on: January 28, 2010, 05:13:54 PM »
I've already posted crap from this guy, and here's more!!!

"My eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected. Look into them, allow their depth to consume you. Only then can you see as I see."

Here's a nice little conversation:

Him- " I think the thing i miss most of all is sharing... Sharing moments, sharing memories, sharing love.. I miss that feeling you get when you're laying next to her and the emotions that wash over you as your senses are flooded with that which seems too heavenly to be earth bound"

Someone Else: "You will have those kind of moments again..maybe with someone else...maybe with her...until then just cherish the ones you've already made."

His response: "The ones I've already made are poisoned with betrayal and heartache. I'm just biding my time until new ones can be made. Until then the same time that can heal all wounds is showing me it's just as good at making them."





Seriously, this is ridiculous. As I've said before, this is a daily thing!

This guy takes himself too seriously.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #711 on: January 28, 2010, 05:56:59 PM »
"is cross at herself...she got a £1500 overdraft to buy a car but has gone slightly crazy on ebay (:"


You Scots and your colloquial speech. I'm going to start saying 'cross' instead of 'angry' now :lol

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #712 on: January 28, 2010, 06:57:33 PM »
I don't have a Facebook, mainly because people like those referenced in this thread, and yet I enjoy reading this thread.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #713 on: January 28, 2010, 08:46:06 PM »
This from a casual friend of mine (note: English isn't the first language of any of the people commenting except me):

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #714 on: January 28, 2010, 08:47:59 PM »
This from a casual friend of mine (note: English isn't the first language of any of the people commenting except me):



These people needs to be flogged and boiled alive.  :facepalm:

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #715 on: January 28, 2010, 10:19:18 PM »
lol

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #716 on: January 29, 2010, 01:58:59 AM »
I've already posted crap from this guy, and here's more!!!

"My eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected. Look into them, allow their depth to consume you. Only then can you see as I see."

Here's a nice little conversation:

Him- " I think the thing i miss most of all is sharing... Sharing moments, sharing memories, sharing love.. I miss that feeling you get when you're laying next to her and the emotions that wash over you as your senses are flooded with that which seems too heavenly to be earth bound"

Someone Else: "You will have those kind of moments again..maybe with someone else...maybe with her...until then just cherish the ones you've already made."

His response: "The ones I've already made are poisoned with betrayal and heartache. I'm just biding my time until new ones can be made. Until then the same time that can heal all wounds is showing me it's just as good at making them."





Seriously, this is ridiculous. As I've said before, this is a daily thing!

This guy takes himself too seriously.

He sounds like he fancies himself the next Oscar Wilde but doesn't realize that he's only at about the level of Tim Allen.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #718 on: January 31, 2010, 03:32:49 PM »
Good Lord people are retarded.

Oh btw, not a pathetic one, but it is a little :\: "SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have German reenactors for my WWII movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

This is coming from an amateur filmmaker who happens to be a German American with a number of relics from the Nazi era.  He's just a little bit too interested in films from that era.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #719 on: January 31, 2010, 04:42:21 PM »
I'm confused...how can the girlfriend's mom ground the boyfriend?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #720 on: January 31, 2010, 04:48:40 PM »
I'm confused...how can the girlfriend's mom ground the boyfriend?
Yeah. It was a mistake, right, Chino?

She was just joking around.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #721 on: January 31, 2010, 04:56:09 PM »
Oh, she actually IS really weird.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #722 on: January 31, 2010, 05:47:12 PM »
"God, kill me now."

I called this person and I was honestly concerned, but it turned out she was just pissed at her sister. So many people commented, worried and shit...I'm disgusted.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #723 on: January 31, 2010, 05:48:51 PM »
Good Lord people are retarded.

Oh btw, not a pathetic one, but it is a little :\: "SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have German reenactors for my WWII movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

This is coming from an amateur filmmaker who happens to be a German American with a number of relics from the Nazi era.  He's just a little bit too interested in films from that era.

I would be concerned...

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« Reply #724 on: January 31, 2010, 06:04:31 PM »
Ya think?  He's shown me his sword collection.
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« Reply #725 on: February 01, 2010, 02:29:16 PM »

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« Reply #726 on: February 01, 2010, 02:30:19 PM »
wat

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« Reply #727 on: February 01, 2010, 02:42:04 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #728 on: February 01, 2010, 02:43:53 PM »
There are so many things wrong with that picture.
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Setra, I think that is the best statement I have read on this forum.  Very well said.

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« Reply #730 on: February 01, 2010, 02:45:52 PM »
I don't get it either.
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« Reply #731 on: February 01, 2010, 02:46:47 PM »
How do you guys not get it?
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Setra, I think that is the best statement I have read on this forum.  Very well said.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #732 on: February 01, 2010, 02:49:00 PM »
There are multiple extreme LOL's in that pic.
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« Reply #733 on: February 01, 2010, 02:50:13 PM »
OHHHHHH I see it. Yeah, not sharing, though, just to taunt everyone.
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« Reply #734 on: February 01, 2010, 02:53:05 PM »
*snip*

Yeah, I don't get it either.

The caption says Conan O'Brian and Me. That is very clearly not Conan O'Brian.

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