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Offline Chino

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #595 on: December 21, 2009, 11:15:11 PM »
"cannot wait to get work over with;; that bottle of jager is calling my name and the stress from this jerk will make it taste as amazing as ever."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #596 on: December 21, 2009, 11:47:20 PM »
"makin some dank eggnog (seriously DANK)"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #597 on: December 22, 2009, 06:44:53 AM »
"is really sick. Who wants to come take care of me today?"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #598 on: December 29, 2009, 07:24:06 AM »
Not pathetic.


" is never drinking two iced coffee again I can't sleep,had a med coffee and a small fished them and can't .still have iced coffee but not two. :( needs to sleep and can't cuz of the coffee ugh LOL ."


um.... wut?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #599 on: December 30, 2009, 07:09:13 AM »
"feels like my heart got ripped out of my chest last night;; ugh trying not to think about it while heading to work."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #600 on: January 11, 2010, 03:51:49 PM »
This guy just added me, and this is the first Facebook work of his that I see.

"you know what...scholl blows. the weekend should come now! plus im waiting to get our new dog satuday :D yeahh! i love you jennifer♥ dont forget it."

Yes, scholl blows, but there's no denying that some people need it, immensely.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #601 on: January 11, 2010, 05:11:55 PM »
 :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #602 on: January 11, 2010, 05:53:34 PM »
Oh man, this kid's status updates from yesterday in contrast with today:

Yesterday:
"... feels like its gonna be a good week."
"scratch my last status.. its gonna be a GREAT week."

Today:
"this week sucks so far. tommorow is no better."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #603 on: January 11, 2010, 06:19:15 PM »
:lolpalm:
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #604 on: January 12, 2010, 10:19:25 AM »
Quote from: lateralus88 on January 11, 2010, 05:53:34 PM
Oh man, this kid's status updates from yesterday in contrast with today:

Yesterday:
"... feels like its gonna be a good week."
"scratch my last status.. its gonna be a GREAT week."

Today:
"this week sucks so far. tommorow is no better."
:lol You should "Like" today's one.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #605 on: January 12, 2010, 01:09:16 PM »
"OMG avatar was soooo good. best movie of 2009!!!"
 >:( >:( >:(

And with that, I will probably go a few more months without going on facebook.  :P
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #606 on: January 12, 2010, 07:30:29 PM »
Quote from: ariich on January 12, 2010, 10:19:25 AM
Quote from: lateralus88 on January 11, 2010, 05:53:34 PM
Oh man, this kid's status updates from yesterday in contrast with today:

Yesterday:
"... feels like its gonna be a good week."
"scratch my last status.. its gonna be a GREAT week."

Today:
"this week sucks so far. tommorow is no better."
:lol You should "Like" today's one.
Funny story: I did.
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I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #607 on: January 13, 2010, 11:19:09 AM »
Not pathetic but I loved this response:

<girl> "Parliament has collapsed. The tax office has collapsed. Schools have collapsed. Hospitals have collapsed. Buildings have a lot of dead people in them. The Haiti hospitals cannot handle all these victims. Nobody has offered an estimate of the dead, but the numbers are clearly enormous."
40 minutes ago

  <guy> I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #608 on: January 13, 2010, 11:37:31 AM »
 :rollin
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #609 on: January 13, 2010, 02:57:49 PM »
"cryingg :/"

This is when the existent or nonexistent  smiley comes into play that is :| combined with a slow "no" head motion back and forth repeatedly.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #610 on: January 15, 2010, 04:57:28 PM »


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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #611 on: January 15, 2010, 04:58:33 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #612 on: January 15, 2010, 04:59:45 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #613 on: January 15, 2010, 05:16:22 PM »
Damn!
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #614 on: January 15, 2010, 06:16:02 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #615 on: January 16, 2010, 10:20:17 PM »
Some great spirit in this girl.

"ugh, my doggy has fleas. :P why dont you just shoot me. itchyy itchyy !"

In recent news, a local girl has committed suicide. The reason has been stated as "the dog had fleas".
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #616 on: January 17, 2010, 02:46:20 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #617 on: January 17, 2010, 05:20:22 PM »
...finds it irritating that all her textbooks and lecturer's notes are written in american english =|
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #618 on: January 17, 2010, 05:34:12 PM »
Where does this girl live??
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #619 on: January 17, 2010, 06:10:14 PM »
Well, cyberdrummer is from the UK, so I assume there
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #620 on: January 17, 2010, 06:34:26 PM »
Theres one girl on my facebook, who I KNOW has no friends, and for the past 2 days shes been updating her profile every hour talking about her birthday and how she loves her "friends".
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #621 on: January 17, 2010, 07:03:09 PM »
Quote from: ZBomber on January 17, 2010, 06:34:26 PM
Theres one girl on my facebook, who I KNOW has no friends, and for the past 2 days shes been updating her profile every hour talking about her birthday and how she loves her "friends".
:sadpanda: :millahhhh  :(
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #622 on: January 18, 2010, 12:58:26 AM »
Quote from: ZBomber on January 17, 2010, 06:34:26 PM
Theres one girl on my facebook, who I KNOW has no friends

But...if she's on your facebook, doesn't that mean you're her friend?  At least on paper? 


BTW, that phrase really needs an update for the digital age.  You're her friend on silicon?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #623 on: January 20, 2010, 01:37:30 AM »
 I can't sleep. FML
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #624 on: January 20, 2010, 06:12:12 AM »
WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Press 1 for English. Press 2 to disconnect until you learn to speak English. And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, JESUS CHRIST and the AMERICAN SOLIDER. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you agree... copy and paste in your status


 :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

It's shit like this that makes me realize just how backwards the place where I grew up really is...
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #625 on: January 20, 2010, 08:58:48 AM »
The things posted iin this thread are worthy of a huge facepalm
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #626 on: January 20, 2010, 09:47:17 AM »
This should help:

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #627 on: January 20, 2010, 10:08:33 AM »
I have a new hobby

When someone posts a whiney attention seeking status, i "like" it!

xxxxxxxx's life has gone a bit wrong
You like this

yyyyyyyy doesn't like the way her joints and muscles are behaving oddly :(
You like this

zzzzzzzzz is ill. Damn.
You like this
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #628 on: January 20, 2010, 10:58:10 AM »
Quote from: millahh on January 20, 2010, 06:12:12 AM
WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Press 1 for English. Press 2 to disconnect until you learn to speak English. And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, JESUS CHRIST and the AMERICAN SOLIDER. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you agree... copy and paste in your status


 :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

It's shit like this that makes me realize just how backwards the place where I grew up really is...

*massive groan*
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #629 on: January 20, 2010, 02:16:03 PM »
Quote from: millahh on January 20, 2010, 06:12:12 AM
WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Press 1 for English. Press 2 to disconnect until you learn to speak English. And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, JESUS CHRIST and the AMERICAN SOLIDER. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you agree... copy and paste in your status


 :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

It's shit like this that makes me realize just how backwards the place where I grew up really is...

Oh god, I know. I have like 3 friends who have done this, including my sister, and assuredly more of my family members once they see it.
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