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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #490 on: November 20, 2009, 11:51:06 AM »
" new motto for life: FUCK DUDES ; GET TRASHED!"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #491 on: November 20, 2009, 11:53:53 AM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #492 on: November 20, 2009, 01:24:45 PM »
I forgot how the status went, it was something like, "Eli my life is nothing but pain, please save me."

For the first time in almost a year, I decided to add a comment: "Cool story, bro! :D"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #493 on: November 20, 2009, 01:25:32 PM »
I forgot how the status went, it was something like, "Eli my life is nothing but pain, please save me."

For the first time in almost a year, I decided to add a comment: "Cool story, bro! :D"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #494 on: November 20, 2009, 04:36:57 PM »
"OMG I SAW THE NEW MOON MIDNIGHT PREMIER LAST NIGHT...GOT BACK AROUND 2 30- 2 45....IM SOO F**KING TIRED BUT IT WAS SO WORTH IT........NEW MOON WAS AWESOME...THANKS AGAIN MOMMY"
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From the same girl that you brought you the above status:

"GETTING READY TO GO C....NEW MOON......AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS TIME INSTEAD OF GOING WITH AMELIA I'M GOING WITH ANN AND HER MOM AND MY MOM............YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA........TEAM JACOB AND TEAM EDWARD.....IT'S JUST TOOOO HARD TO CHOOSE ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #495 on: November 20, 2009, 06:10:56 PM »
Give me her fucking address, I'll do it myself.  >:(

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #496 on: November 20, 2009, 07:59:18 PM »
Give me her fucking address, I'll do it myself.  >:(
I can also supply the lethal weapons if you need 'em.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #497 on: November 21, 2009, 07:32:50 PM »
"Family nite... Watching Toy Story 2"

...coming from a high school junior  :facepalm:

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #498 on: November 21, 2009, 07:53:51 PM »
Toy Story 2? Seriously, LMAO!

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #499 on: November 21, 2009, 07:55:10 PM »
yeah, spending tmie with family and watching a movie is pathetic.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #500 on: November 21, 2009, 07:59:24 PM »
We're making fun of people for liking Pixar movies now? Seriously, guys?

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #501 on: November 21, 2009, 08:01:42 PM »
Seriously, big families watching Pixar movies is fail, seriously.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #502 on: November 21, 2009, 08:02:26 PM »
this is some fed up s

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #503 on: November 21, 2009, 08:02:34 PM »
Seriously, big families watching Pixar movies is fail, seriously.

...Why?  Toy Story's the shit.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #504 on: November 21, 2009, 08:03:07 PM »
THEY ARE THE BEST THEM
Jesus Christ himself* comes down amidst a choir of 2 billion angels singing Handel's Hallelujah chorus. As KrotchRaut shred randomly on guitars made of dragon bones using picks made from God's kidney stones, Jesus heals a blind woman who promptly gives birth onstage to a creation of pure light.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #505 on: November 21, 2009, 08:03:56 PM »
I thought you'd come in to champion the cause. :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #506 on: November 21, 2009, 08:05:11 PM »
Well I was just saying it how I see it, moving on lol.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #507 on: November 21, 2009, 08:12:11 PM »
Pixar is fucking awesome. Far from pathetic.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #508 on: November 21, 2009, 08:27:58 PM »
Pixar is fucking awesome. Far from pathetic.
Moar we want moar fans
Jesus Christ himself* comes down amidst a choir of 2 billion angels singing Handel's Hallelujah chorus. As KrotchRaut shred randomly on guitars made of dragon bones using picks made from God's kidney stones, Jesus heals a blind woman who promptly gives birth onstage to a creation of pure light.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #509 on: November 22, 2009, 03:10:37 AM »
Toy Story 2 is great. Fuck the haters.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #510 on: November 22, 2009, 04:57:54 AM »
Seriously, big families watching Pixar movies is fail, seriously.
:lol Wtf? Pixar movies are amazing, and are pretty much the perfect films to watch with families.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #511 on: November 22, 2009, 05:14:09 AM »
Seriously, big families watching Pixar movies is fail, seriously.

Fail Of The Year nomination

FOTY

Do we have one of those? :lol

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #512 on: November 22, 2009, 06:26:08 AM »
Toy Story 2 is great. Fuck the haters.

Wow, for the first time in a long time, I agree with you.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #513 on: November 22, 2009, 07:26:20 AM »
I like 'em both.  Original Toy Story broke serious ground in terms of ray-tracing animation.  TS2 is the rare sequel that actually takes the original story to a new level, not just give you more of the same.  I'm looking forward to TS3, but with guarded expectations.  It's hard to revisit a franchise after such a long break and score gold again, but Pixar isn't just any film company, so it's entirely possible that it'll be another winner.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #514 on: November 22, 2009, 07:28:29 AM »
If anyone can pull it off, it's Pixar.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #515 on: November 22, 2009, 10:03:34 AM »
^^^ Agreed.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #516 on: November 22, 2009, 02:48:24 PM »
Ladies and gentlemen:

"Eli is feeling absolutely worthless, unloved and pathetic. why do i exist?"

I've been wondering the same thing. :facepalm:
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #517 on: November 22, 2009, 02:49:21 PM »
Why are you still friends with this girl?

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #518 on: November 22, 2009, 02:51:38 PM »
Because she would notice if I unfriended her.  When her last boyfriend broke up with her, she edited a no-smoking sign (like one of these: https://sdlpyouth.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/nosmoke.png) in which she replaced the cigarette with her ex-boyfriend's name, printed it on a t-shirt, and sold them to her pity party friends.  I don't want to imagine the sorts of things she'll put me through.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #519 on: November 22, 2009, 02:52:59 PM »
Wow, what a bitch. :lol

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #520 on: November 22, 2009, 03:06:35 PM »
Because she would notice if I unfriended her.  When her last boyfriend broke up with her, she edited a no-smoking sign (like one of these: https://sdlpyouth.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/nosmoke.png) in which she replaced the cigarette with her ex-boyfriend's name, printed it on a t-shirt, and sold them to her pity party friends.  I don't want to imagine the sorts of things she'll put me through.
You could always just stop her updates appearing on your news feed. It's almost like you get some strange kick out getting annoyed by her status updates.

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« Reply #521 on: November 22, 2009, 03:15:36 PM »
It's almost like you get some strange kick out getting annoyed by her status updates.

I am sometimes guilty of this.  :lol

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #522 on: November 22, 2009, 03:15:55 PM »
I'm confused. I thought this was all friends were good for.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #523 on: November 22, 2009, 03:47:02 PM »
Oh I don't post them because I'm annoyed; I'm amused by how pathetic her calls for attention are. :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #524 on: November 22, 2009, 04:46:55 PM »
Wow, what a bitch. :lol

And I'm gonna say this too: Wow, what a bitch. :lol