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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #875 on: December 19, 2010, 06:52:04 PM »
It took you five days?
To get unbanned, yes.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #876 on: December 19, 2010, 06:54:28 PM »
It took you five days?
To get unbanned, yes.

Oh, I forgot, sorry. Welcome back to the world of the living.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #877 on: December 19, 2010, 06:56:23 PM »
It took you five days?
To get unbanned, yes.

Oh, I forgot, sorry. Welcome back to the world of the living.
Why thank you.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #878 on: December 19, 2010, 06:57:57 PM »

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #879 on: December 19, 2010, 07:01:08 PM »

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #880 on: December 20, 2010, 08:50:18 PM »
I had bacon today...it was a good day
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #881 on: December 21, 2010, 01:19:40 PM »
I didn't have bacon today...it was a bad day

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #882 on: December 21, 2010, 06:47:47 PM »
I had bacon, eggs, sausages, beans, and toast for dinner. It was simple but awesome.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #883 on: December 21, 2010, 09:10:22 PM »
O.K., hold on to your boyfriends, girls, for this epic sandwitch I had today.  Went to have lunch with my parents for Xmas(I'm working the holidays), and tried this new place near where I live.  The head chef is from the French Laundry( :hefdaddy to all of us chef people) and his menu reflected it.  Anyhoo, had a panini of gruyere cheese, parisian ham, and bacon.  But hold on, asshole chef didn't stop there.  This prick smothered the whole thing in a white wine cream sauce, and then for some stupid reason, put a soft fried egg on top of it.  Fucking A. I blew a nut before I even took a bite of this priceless piece of culinary masturbation.  BTW, I think I'm still semi from the experience, God bless food porn.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #884 on: December 23, 2010, 11:14:58 PM »
I had an awesome Christmas dinner tonight, including a big chicken roast wrapped in bacon and served with gravy. It was amazing.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #885 on: December 23, 2010, 11:17:48 PM »
I had an awesome Christmas dinner tonight, including a big chicken roast wrapped in bacon and served with gravy. It was amazing.
:tup

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #886 on: December 24, 2010, 06:19:51 AM »
I had an awesome Christmas dinner tonight, including a big chicken roast wrapped in bacon and served with gravy. It was amazing.

I'm having that tomorrow, can't wait :caffeine:

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #887 on: December 30, 2010, 12:30:23 PM »
Can't believe this fell to the third page. Anyway...

Listen! Do you smell something?

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #888 on: December 30, 2010, 03:13:26 PM »
Can't believe this fell to the third page. Anyway...


:hefdaddy and  :lol

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #889 on: January 02, 2011, 07:42:07 PM »
As we speak I am eating a BLT.

Minus the T... with extra B.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #890 on: January 02, 2011, 09:01:19 PM »
I was at this New Year's Eve party and they had dates wrapped in this very well-cooked bacon. Oh. My God. It was like candy + meat candy.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #891 on: January 03, 2011, 01:32:59 PM »
why cant the admins, mods and IT gurus here figure out a way to upload BACON to the server??!!!!

Id download me some bacon.. :tup
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #892 on: January 03, 2011, 02:10:02 PM »
No need.  I can just walk thirty feet to my kitchen and have five pounds of perfectly cooked bacon waiting for me. :lonestar:

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« Reply #893 on: January 03, 2011, 02:49:48 PM »
No need.  I can just walk thirty feet to my kitchen and have five pounds of perfectly cooked bacon waiting for me. :lonestar:

thats awesome!
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #894 on: January 13, 2011, 01:04:30 PM »
This forum needs more bacon.


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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #895 on: January 13, 2011, 01:07:43 PM »
I'm hoping for a bacon forum theme this April.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #896 on: January 13, 2011, 01:09:20 PM »
The only thing better than bacon, is more bacon.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #897 on: January 13, 2011, 01:23:29 PM »
Got through two packs of 12 bacon this morning and I scoffed the lot.  It was lovely  ;D

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #898 on: January 13, 2011, 01:51:31 PM »
Its been like a week with no bacon..stop the madness
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #899 on: January 13, 2011, 02:38:29 PM »
I'm hoping for a bacon forum theme this April.
Ditto.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #900 on: January 13, 2011, 04:00:15 PM »
Photobucket sucks.

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« Reply #901 on: January 13, 2011, 04:01:12 PM »
I know it is wicked old but...

O.K., hold on to your boyfriends, girls, for this epic sandwitch I had today.  Went to have lunch with my parents for Xmas(I'm working the holidays), and tried this new place near where I live.  The head chef is from the French Laundry( :hefdaddy to all of us chef people) and his menu reflected it.  Anyhoo, had a panini of gruyere cheese, parisian ham, and bacon.  But hold on, asshole chef didn't stop there.  This prick smothered the whole thing in a white wine cream sauce, and then for some stupid reason, put a soft fried egg on top of it.  Fucking A. I blew a nut before I even took a bite of this priceless piece of culinary masturbation.  BTW, I think I'm still semi from the experience, God bless food porn.

OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #904 on: January 13, 2011, 06:47:47 PM »
Okay, that was so good I had to add it.

:baconWHATTHEHELLISTHAT!:
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« Reply #905 on: January 13, 2011, 06:52:54 PM »
:lol awesome

Just got back from dinner, a pretty tasty burger garnished with cheddar cheese, avocado, and extra bacon :metal
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #906 on: January 13, 2011, 11:27:28 PM »
Okay, that was so good I had to add it.

:baconWHATTHEHELLISTHAT!:

Solid code. Do you actually not know what that is?
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #907 on: January 13, 2011, 11:30:49 PM »
Okay, that was so good I had to add it.

:baconWHATTHEHELLISTHAT!:

Solid code. Do you actually not know what that is?

:dittobacon:

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #908 on: January 14, 2011, 07:53:32 AM »
Okay, that was so good I had to add it.

:baconWHATTHEHELLISTHAT!:

Solid code. Do you actually not know what that is?

Yes.  It's more from the perspective of someone who sits down to breakfast expecting bacon.
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« Reply #909 on: January 14, 2011, 08:31:48 AM »
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