O.K., hold on to your boyfriends, girls, for this epic sandwitch I had today. Went to have lunch with my parents for Xmas(I'm working the holidays), and tried this new place near where I live. The head chef is from the French Laundry(
to all of us chef people) and his menu reflected it. Anyhoo, had a panini of gruyere cheese, parisian ham, and bacon. But hold on, asshole chef didn't stop there. This prick smothered the whole thing in a white wine cream sauce, and then for some stupid reason, put a soft fried egg on top of it. Fucking A. I blew a nut before I even took a bite of this priceless piece of culinary masturbation. BTW, I think I'm still semi from the experience, God bless food porn.