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Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
« on: December 14, 2023, 11:10:57 AM »
I’ll go first:

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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2023, 11:13:19 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2023, 11:20:25 AM »
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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2023, 11:38:23 AM »
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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2023, 11:41:02 AM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2023, 12:10:14 PM »
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Derek Sherinian probably stands 10 feet away from the urinal, shoots from downtown, and announces loudly that he's making history.
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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2023, 01:00:03 PM »
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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2023, 01:11:08 PM »
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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2023, 02:00:53 PM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2023, 02:06:11 PM »
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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2023, 02:09:53 PM »
Jehovah Priest

 :lol :lol

Or literally any apostle besides Judas.

Peter Priest.
Andrew Priest
James Priest
John Priest
Philip Priest
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Thomas Priest
Matthew Priest
James Priest
Jude Priest
Simon Priest.
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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2023, 02:35:20 PM »
There's some great ones :rollin


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It sounds like, "ruk, ruk, ruk, ruk, ruk." Instead of the more pleasing kick drum sound of, "gzarruk, gzarruk, gzarruk, gzarruk."

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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2023, 03:22:21 PM »
Transubstantiation Orchestra. 

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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2023, 03:52:15 PM »
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HAHA, that's going deep.  :)

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« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2023, 03:52:35 PM »
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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2023, 03:55:16 PM »
Transubstantiation Orchestra.

HAHA, that's going deep.  :)

I could also go with MC Hamartiology, but I'm not sure anyone at all would get that without looking it up.  :)

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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2023, 04:35:48 PM »
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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2023, 04:36:12 PM »
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It sounds like, "ruk, ruk, ruk, ruk, ruk." Instead of the more pleasing kick drum sound of, "gzarruk, gzarruk, gzarruk, gzarruk."

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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2023, 04:43:22 PM »
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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2023, 04:49:01 PM »
Creed...

Ok, I'll try my best at this one.  Hailstorm?

Edit: Oh, I got another one. Breaking Breadjamin (the actual band name is Breaking Benjamin).

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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2023, 04:54:17 PM »
There's already Saving Abel, but I don't think they're explicitly Christian-themed. 

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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
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« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2023, 07:29:16 PM »
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« Reply #30 on: December 14, 2023, 07:33:33 PM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
« Reply #31 on: December 14, 2023, 07:36:04 PM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #33 on: December 14, 2023, 07:38:13 PM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Make a band a Christian band by changing the name
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