ariich’s inclusive roulette (v6) – EPic final results!

[ariich]

The Walrus demands to remain The Walrus forever. Lucky number 7 baby. Catch me underwater

The Walrus has started referring to The Walrus in the third person.

[Indiscipline]

The less positive one left ... 20?

[The Walrus]

The Walrus demands to remain The Walrus forever. Lucky number 7 baby. Catch me underwater

The Walrus has started referring to The Walrus in the third person.

Coming into the EP round like

[ariich]

Jeez, how many walrus-based GIFs do you have to hand?

The less positive one left ... 20?

No, keep firing that shotgun and eventually you'll hit the target.

[The Walrus]

Jeez, how many walrus-based GIFs do you have to hand?

Enough to accurately predict my outcome in Cyril's roulette:

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

 

[Sacul]

4

[Luoto]

Yep, #21!

Sounds like another low 8 then

[jingle.boy]

Jeez, how many walrus-based GIFs do you have to hand?

Enough to accurately predict my outcome in Cyril's roulette:

*tumble*

Damn.  Hope that was the sea on the other side of that rock pile.

[The Walrus]

Jeez, how many walrus-based GIFs do you have to hand?

Enough to accurately predict my outcome in Cyril's roulette:

*tumble*

Damn.  Hope that was the sea on the other side of that rock pile.

You can see the water splash back up, but I doubt it was deep enough to really cushion an animal that weighs a ton after falling from that height. Poor chonky feller probably suffered some internal damage from such a tumble if he didn't land immediately on rocks I choose to believe that the big boi swam away dazed and confused tho

[jingle.boy]

Yeah, I see the splash no upon closer look.  The bigger question is how the hell did it get up there??

[The Walrus]

Yeah, I see the splash no upon closer look.  The bigger question is how the hell did it get up there??

FUNNY YOU ASK

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2019/04/why-are-walruses-walking-off-cliffs/586510/

[jingle.boy]

Yeah... that story and the embedded video were pretty heartbreaking.   

[Nekov]

That it brutal 

[The Walrus]

You all laughed at the walrus, now the walrus laughs at you

[Crow]

i'm what the masses call a sad panda

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

 

[ariich]

Well, this thread turned very quickly from walrus-based banter to walrus-based sadness.

I blame the walrus.

[ariich]

By the way, here's the completed hangmang. I'll also reveal all the first impressions later.

Tomi: Goldfrapp
    1: Annabel
    2: Drew
    3: Stranger
    4: Clay

Cyril: Sparrows
    1: Repose
    2: Worship Song
    3: Fifth Helena Drive
    4: An Honest Coward

LordCost: The Mercury Tree
    1: Sympathesizer
    2: Exhume the Worst
    3: Permutations

romdrums: The Panic Division
    1: Silver Rings
    2: Graveyards
    3: Photograph
    4: Through the Dark

wolfking: Malpractice
    1: Maze of Inequity
    2: Symmetry
    3: Deadline

Evermind: Beyond the Black
    1: Hallelujah
    2: Unbroken
    3: When Angels Fall

Indi: KBB
    1: Hatenaki Shoudou
    2: Antarctica

Nekov: Pendragon
    1: As Good as Gold
    2: Paintbox
    3: The Freak Show

Stadler: Michael Schenker Group
    1: Girl from Uptown
    2: Victim of Illusion
    3: Lost Horizons

Sacul: Nils Frahm
    1: For
    2: Momentum
    3: More

Buddy: Elder
    1: Sanctuary
    2: Thousand Hands

king: Abel Ganz
    1: Obsolescence Pt I: Sunrise
    2: Obsolescence Pt II: Evening
    3: Obsolescence Pt III: Close Your Eyes
    4: Obsolescence Pt IV: The Dream

Elite: Ancestors
    1: The Last Return
    2: Bounty of Age

TAC: Suotana
    1: Land of the Ending Time
    2: Thousands of Forests
    3: It Means

Shadow: Angels and Airwaves
    1: The Adventure
    2: Breathe
    3: Heaven

lonestar: Ninjaspy
    1: Shuriken Dance
    2: Londe Aresahnim (Forgotten Voices)
    3: Nihivas (Slowly Surfaces)
    4: Skaingkh (The Skank)
    5: Shivu Vars Aiyohme (Breathe Deep Peace)
    6: Thera Arhto Shisho (Shift In The Balance)
    7: Go Gyo No Kata I. Chi (Earth)
    8: Go Gyo No Kata II. Sui (Water)
    9: Go Gyo No Kata III. Ka (Fire)
    10: Go Gyo No Kata IV. Fu (Wind)
    11: Go Gyo No Kata V. Ku (Void)

Train: The Weeknd
    1: In Your Eyes
    2: Blinding Lights
    3: Hardest to Love
    4: After Hours
    5: Until I Bleed Out

Puppies: Wretched
    1: Cimmerian Shamballa
    2: On the Horizon
    3: Part I: Aberration
    4: Part II: Beyond the Gate
    5: My Carrion

Luoto: Anthriel
    1: Chains of the Past

Katt: Tycho
    1: Awake
    2: Montana
    3: L
    4: Dye

jingle: Hemina
    1: Before
    2: Nightlives
    3: With What I See
    4: Moonlight Bride

Lethean: Green Carnation
    1: Leaves of Yesteryear
    2: A Place for Me
    3: Pile of Doubt

[The Walrus]

RJ WTF? 

[ariich]

RJ's submission is one normal song, and then a 10-track, 10-minute EP.

[Buddyhunter1]

a 10-track, 10-minute EP

why

[King Postwhore]

It's like speed dating for music.

[Crow]

finally - grindcore

[jingle.boy]

9.   Epic – might be your best yet.
21.   Nothing unusual, but nicely done and gets better and better throughout.

One of these?

Luoto, it should've been #9.

[Indiscipline]

The less positive one left ... 20?

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

My EP is done, except for the story. I have a Foreword and Prologue written, and then a basic outline of the 5 chapters that will comprise the whole story. I'll be writing that up over the next few days.

[Crow]

my EP doesn't have a story!
yesterday going through Literally Everything I Was Ever Sent In A Roulette I came a cross a song that I'd forgotten about that would've been perfect for my EP and I was considering revising it again but before I did anything I checked to make sure it wasn't banned and it was in fact banned so thank god i don't have to change my EP again

[The Walrus]

Mine has no story, only good music

[Crow]

mine doesn't have good music either!

only great music

[wolfking]

No idea.  Maybe 13, 15 or 17.

[ariich]

The reveal!

Round 7 first impressions

1.   Really gorgeous. [Tomi – Goldfrapp]
2.   You undersold this. [Evermind – Beyond the Black]
3.   Wonderfully insane. [lonestar – Ninjaspy]
4.   Beautifully ambient. [Sacul – Nils Frahm]
5.   This is… pretty full on. [Cyril – Sparrows]
6.   This is such a great sound! [Buddy – Elder]
7.   Simple and really rather nice. [Katt – Tycho]
8.   I suspect this was a good call. [Jingle – Hemina]
9.   Epic – might be your best yet. [TAC – Suotana]
10.   Nice blend of retro and modern. [romdrums – The Panic Division]
11.   I may have some catching up to do. [Lethean – Green Carnation]
12.   Proggy, upbeat (mostly), oddly life-affirming. [king – Abel Ganz]
13.   This is good… but it feels like something is missing. [Elite – Ancestors]
14.   Nothing mindblowing but a nice poppy energy to it. [Shadow – Angels and Airwaves]
15.   Excellent stuff in a genre I’m not often enthralled by. [Puppies – Wretched]
16.   There’s a lot going on here, haven’t got my head around it yet. [LordCost – The Mercury Tree]
17.   Not the sort of thing I’d often go for, but very nice all the same. [Indi – KBB]
18.   This is more straightforward than I was expecting, but still great. [Train – The Weeknd]
19.   Like a punchier version of something that did quite well last round. [Nekov – Pendragon]
20.   Might have benefited from punchier production, but it's still very solid. [wolfking – Malpractice]
21.   Nothing unusual, but nicely done and gets better and better throughout. [Luoto – Anthriel]
22.   I’m liking this but it could have been even better with more interesting vocals. [Stadler – Michael Schenker Group]

[Lethean]

I was hoping it would be #11.    (But was afraid it was the production one again.)  Hopefully that impression held up as you continued listening.

[King Postwhore]

I saw 12.  But nevitive king set in.  Lol

[wolfking]

Oh dear, my description has the word solid in it. I'm fucked.